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[+104] u/uncsucks: Strait: closed
🥭: retarded
Market: retarded
My puts: worthless
Me: worthless (and retarded)
See you tomorrow.
[+67] u/pineapplekiwipen: # 🚨 BREAKING: SANDISK CORPORATION (SNDK) PATENTS NOVEL TECHNOLOGY TO REPLACE HELIUM WITH HOPIUM AMID IRAN WAR SHORTAGE
[+55] u/Throwmeaway50472: $SPY being at $686 is pure madness. The last of the pre war shipments from the ME/strait are arriving in North America…so when does this shit actually take a huge dump?
[+54] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: So are black Mondays normally this green?
[+53] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Okay, so how the fuck did today become a green day. I need an actual answer instead of the typical troll/purposeful dumb responses that comments get
[+49] u/abroadbroadband: **Rest now, bears.**
**We have the watch.**
**And I’ll see you in Valhalla.**
[+44] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “The pope is soft on crime” will never not be funny
[+38] u/hv876: If only Nana was alive to see today.
[+34] u/OSRSkarma: https://preview.redd.it/vjkeu8n2n0vg1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db38ea493700c545894cb016d35d6a542a6fb00f
[+32] u/gavbot_1213: +8.6% in 3 weeks after -8.85% in a month is flat out insanity.
[+32] u/Ble_h: I’m a bol and even I think today was bullshit.
[+28] u/octopus4488: To be fair I feel bad for people buying puts for today. It was the right choice. they were right. If I see one under the bridge I will be donating generously I swear.
This was very uncalled for.
[+26] u/abroadbroadband: Breaking news: The Pope has begun training for UFC White House
> "I'm sick of the guy talking shit about me," Leo said when asked about the decision. "Round 1 knockout, bet on me baby."
[+25] u/IslandExact429: It took 2 fucking months to dip -9%
12 days to make it all back
Fuck this shit. I’m out
[+24] u/igotshrimps: sucks for people who have to spend 100% of their income on living expenses rather than on 0DTE calls
[+23] u/babar_the_elephant_: I lost 25,000$ being a bear
[+22] u/MikeyS2k: Who knew all it took to break all time highs would be a war with Iran and $100 a barrel oil.
[+21] u/S-Club-Party: mods can’t even update the discussion thread but want us to let them collect our portfolio data for their app LMAO
[+20] u/FFElite93: The bers were popping champagne last night lmao
[+19] u/sl3azebag: When you stop playing the fundamentals, and start playing the manipulation, then you can actually start winning!
[+18] u/Natarian86: TOP IS IN
.........UNTIL TOMORROW
[+18] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: How the FUCK did we end green LMAOOOO
[+18] u/patmccock86: NINE straight positive days, half of them manipulated from premarket blood red. People refuse to accept the crime that is happening and explain it away with technicals lmao
[+17] u/Rock_Flaccid: I sold my MSFT calls this morning thereby summoning the infinite shrek dick
[+17] u/guhhhh_MU: "well kids we are poor because your dad thought SNDK was overpriced at $200 a share in December of 2025"
[+17] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Held my puts since 4/8 and I for one cannot take it anymore accepted my losses
[+17] u/zedk47: So when Iran blockades Hormuz, this is bearish. But when Trump blockades Hormuz, this is bullish. Hope he doesn't discover Iran is killing women in the street.
[+16] u/guhhhh_MU: ik the druski erica kirk skit had something to do with the pump today. I just cant prove it
[+16] u/Swiftnice: Rally on news that 🥭said Iran wants to talk. WTF they talked 2 days ago and it failed lol
[+16] u/Internal_Field5970: I came here to get an investors edge but all I got was debt and additional brain damage
[+16] u/Aware_Secret_8910: As a bear, I want to congratulate myself with bols.
You won today.
And yesterday.
And two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten days ago.
I guess the line just can't go down
[+16] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: I guess spy 700 by the end of the week and no red days forever. wtf
[+16] u/Zealousideal_Cat4680: Last year I bought 100 shares of SNDK at $160 and sold for $130 :D
[+15] u/powerboner: What the actual fuck SNDK…wow
[+15] u/KundaliniVibes: Does anybody and I mean ANYBODY actually believe the articles they put out every day? As if the reasons things move is whatever they’re talking about and not a predetermined thing?
[+15] u/vanceraa: “Looking kinda dumpy” he says as his port is -96% all time
[+15] u/teh_herper: #The market can be retarded longer than you can be retarded
[+14] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: When sandisk was 700 I thought it was too high to buy, oh well..
[+14] u/NativePlant870: I’ve witnessed some pretty regarded Monday pumps in my time, but this one has to be up there
[+13] u/Actual_Difference617: Whats up with the low volume though. Most volume is from institutions, so if they are not buying then what the fuck is going on.
[+13] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I love how CNBC is basically Reddit storylines on 2-hour delay
[+13] u/pineapplekiwipen: i think it's obvious the market no longer cares about how well the poors are doing as long as they're not starting a revolution
it's all about the ai spend now
[+13] u/davidbigham: Recession just ended like that. SPY 700 EOW 😂
[+13] u/Independent_Term5790: What an absolutely idiotic day
[+12] u/dqdg: I cannot think of anything that would sell this market off. Interest rates and gas will stay up, so your kids are gunna live with you for awhile bc everything is about to get very expensive.
[+12] u/ImLemonized: Based on how bullshit the market is in the last 2 weeks, I predict SP500 will reach 20000 EOY. Why the fck not?
[+12] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Stocks will never go below 680 again
[+12] u/zurijer: Recession cancelled!!!
Fuck your puts!!!!
Calls on gas prices and groceries for the common folks though.
[+12] u/IslandExact429: I think my life is a failure tbh
[+12] u/PositiveToe2761: Maybe they were right about not trying to time the market
[+11] u/RansomeRandom: My card just declined while buying a homeless man a cigarette and he laughed at me. He said “sit out here with me somebody gone come through for us” 😂😂
[+11] u/Diamond-Solo: What goes up must come down... right?
Right?
[+11] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: The probability of near-term rate cuts has fallen and oil is $30 higher than before the war began, yet the market has rebounded to antebellum? Makes no sense
[+11] u/Superente_: I am a perma bull and almost perfectly bought the dip in this war. But even I am a bit surprised our bounce back up is so smooth. We have to eventually get one red day, right?
[+11] u/burrowed_greentext: You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino.
The cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino.
You arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest."
You check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets and as he sees you approach, he winks: "i've rigged this wheel to always land on black - you're going to be so fucking rich!
You grab your chips and slam them down. "32 red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?""
You grin smugly and reply firmly "32 red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though.
"Fucking market is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino.
[+11] u/gainsusmaximus: I remember seeing SNDK at 40 and being what little shit stock. Who even needs SD cards
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: If you're ever feeling bad, just be thankful you're not a ber.
If you are a ber, you should be feeling bad.
[+11] u/yyn1999: ONE MORE TIME FOR THE CROWD: LMAO BERS
[+10] u/FabulousLanguage6216: We survived Black Monday. Time for TACO Tuesday
[+10] u/Leading-Future6691: Went all in puts for tomorrow … copium
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: SNDK the Michael Jackson of stocks
[+10] u/tails2729: I came to the only reasonable answer; not only is the market regarded, it's inbreed. The AI circle jerk is so strong that it birthed a market of pure retardium. Nuclear Armageddon might actually make the market stronger
[+10] u/Imaginary_String_814: its crazy how accurate the reverse wsb trading strategy is
[+10] u/dingusmingus2222: Call an ambulance! but for me... :(
[+10] u/Anonymustafar: Honestly, I’ve been burned more times than I can count as a bear. But today might take the cake.
Down 2% this weekend to 1% up makes me so fucking mad
[+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: sandick literally almost doubled in two weeks and i'm staring at NVDA like 😒
[+10] u/Warm_Implement3088: There's some actaul retards saying in the SNDK sub that it's going to reach $3k and this is a deal of a life time.
I just want you all to know that I will eat my own shit if SNDK ever reaches 3k.
It fucking won't, and you're all delusional
[+10] u/PROMlSED: Crazy how NVDA took months to break the 1000 wall and SNDK is up like 500 in a week LMAO
[+10] u/samwehl: Bears are fucking idiots
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[+10] u/mixtape312: Markets are rigged. It should be obvious to anyone watching this price action. Absolutely zero precedence for this 9 to 10 day move. Not during the COVID lows, not during the GFC lows, not during the Dot-com lows, not during the tariff crash lows. No precedence whatsoever.
[+10] u/jer_nyc84: We are witnessing a historic extinction event of the Bers.
[+9] u/drcornwallis23: Btw if QQQ closes green tm for the 10th consecutive day, it would be the first time that has happened in over 5 years.
[+9] u/Sea_Condition_6999: After watching the market the last 2 weeks every impure bear thought has left my body.
From now on I'm only buying the dips, as God intended.
[+9] u/Dear_Respond4522: Anyone else just feel like the market is extremely fair and legit rn
[+9] u/swarthout2222: I bought puts at 682 and thought I was safe 🤡 nuked $20K it’s cool tho
[+9] u/Me-Regarded: Europoors should send us to the promised land tonight
[+9] u/No-Pomegranate9234: Mark my words: Cheetoman is going to say something stupid and it won't even matter. Strap in lads. We're about to reach ATH
$SPY 700 by the end of the week
[+9] u/kodaksdad2020: Another 1% gap up seems appropriate
[+9] u/glutathionegod: SPY shootin up like a piss missile wtf
[+9] u/old-cow666: Guys , I have 10k of puts for the next three months , am I cooked ?
[+9] u/bobby_stackz: Holy fucking shit bears actually thought last night
[+9] u/charsons: BLOCKADE REPEATED
OIL DEPLETED
BEARS DEFEATED
PORTFOLIOS DELETED
[+9] u/DonaldSnowLoa: The year is 2189. the strait of Hormuz is still closed. The S&P is 7,000,000 because peace talks are ongoing
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Friendly reminder SNDK was $32 a year ago
[+9] u/pineapplekiwipen: what even is this SPY intraday chart lmao just a giant middle finger to ber
[+8] u/Davecmartin: I’ll never financially recover from this!
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: If you are not selling for some cash at these levels......you are either made of steel or hate money
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: I think we need Nukes in the air to get SPY over the 700 finish line.
[+8] u/Brief_Challenge_1163: Still no news - I am beginning to think there was no reason for the end other than to show us they can do what they want when they want and no one can stop them.
[+8] u/killthecowsface: Give it to me strait, why today green?
[+8] u/lSazedl: Either some big announcement is in the works or banks had a REALLY good quarter
[+8] u/lSazedl: Just straight up all day because of uhhh Dementia Don and Doordash Grandma
[+8] u/robenette: Can the regards stop being bearish so we can get a drop. As long as the regards buy puts it will go up!
[+8] u/PopularCut4124: How higher can this go up on hopium
[+8] u/sphorx13: 121 empty oil tankers heading to the US
[+8] u/sl3azebag: if PLTR hits 150 this week, I'll post my gains + a photo of my nut all over a printed photo of Peter Thiel and Alex Karp kissing
[+8] u/HorseTanker: What are my moves tomorrow?
Literally, in every sense of the word, gambling.
[+8] u/Ok_GAINZ: just tell your broker it was a low volume day and im sure they'll give you a refund.
[+8] u/SKJ_2012: Im glad yall know what to do because im absolutely lost. Calls seem like the move but I know as soon as I do so 🥭 will do some shit post to tank the market
[+8] u/Numerous_Put4717: Citron looking like Melvin Capital on their Sandisk short
[+8] u/Kickboy21: Bers on suicide watch 🫵🏻🤣🫵🏻
[+8] u/kwarknagel: SPY still falling upwards? Give the bears a break
[+8] u/Nexaz: Taking my losses and changing to calls mid day really saved my portfolio today. Had me clenching though
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA gets close to 190 again. The moment I buy calls, it will go to 170s. This has now happened 3 times....
[+8] u/regarded-24-7: What crazy timeline are we in where $92 oil is bullish. lol
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Put the lotion in the basket, bears
[+8] u/jasperCrow: This is the weirdest shit.
[+8] u/IslandExact429: I’ve lost all purpose to live tbh
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: So oil and the strait doesn’t matter anymore so back to ATH? Lmfao
[+8] u/financiallythriving: RIP THE GREAT BEAR MARKET : FEBRUARY 2026-APRIL 2026
WELCOME THE GOLDEN BULL RUN: APRIL 2026 - JUNE 2039
[+8] u/HARCYB-throwaway: I remember in 2015 when +0.5% on spy was a "big day"
Lol
[+8] u/NYGiants181: Where is that guy who had the same day expired spy puts for 40k?
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: What are we thinking 700 eow?
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: I think the dot com bubble made more sense than the AI bubble.
[+7] u/jarMburger: Who the f is buying? 1% gain today makes no sense, call on DoorDash though 💯
[+7] u/Rock_Flaccid: Buy USO at market close, then sell at open when it moons overnight. Wait through market hours while price is manipulated lower by tweets and pressers, then buy again at market close. Can't go tits up
[+7] u/Thecreamcheeze: Spy keeps falling upward
[+7] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: I think we will be hearing more news about China, China, China.. oops I am sorry I meant Gyna.
Something like "You board our ships we blockade Taiwan". Or.. "hey does anyone want our rare earth magnets?" Or, "sorry about the Air defense missiles we shipped to Iran."
But as for how to trade on that prediction. I have to admit that I have no friggin clue. What comes first the global recession or the global re-arming. I bought a bunch of Asian Defense stocks after Venezuela, I did alright but cashed out as it seemed everything was losing value. So I really don't know. Thanks for wasting time with me, you guys are great.
[+7] u/sl3azebag: If PLTR hits 150 this week, Ill post a photo to r/ratemycock
[+7] u/imonkaS: US will open their blockade and oil will dump even though strait is still closed
[+7] u/ahx3000: What happened? Everyone was preparing for black monday
[+7] u/freehouse_throwaway: lol SOXL up 100% in less than 2 weeks
[+7] u/Montyprice7206: Just farted and the red light indicator for poor air quality just came on my air purifier
Puts
[+7] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: BEAR ASSHOLES LEAKING ORANGE JUICE RIGHT NOW
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: This time I swear they will rug this so hard bools will bleed their feet out. This is absolutely bonkers of a fake pump
[+7] u/youreaditfirst: SPY $800 IF THEY EVER ANNOUNCE THE WAR IS OVER WITH IRAN LMAO
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Why haven't we walked on the sun yet? Just do it at night when it's not so hot.
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: there are no words to describe sndks, unbelievable stock performance, this is insane
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: "they wanted to talk - they said, ***daddy***, let's talk."
[+6] u/inevitable_fallen: Retail exposure is making stock market too big to fail .
2008 really broke everyone.
[+6] u/dingusmingus2222: When bears get too gay the market has to smack 'em down. Simple.
[+6] u/Odd-Cap-6447: The markets are saying, "We don't believe you, Donald."
[+6] u/tabrizzi: SNDK seems to be defying all known laws of the material universe.
[+6] u/sl3azebag: guys this isnt hopium the market rlly is just THAT good
[+6] u/tomato232: RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Nightdocks: Imagine telling your kids you’re not rich because you didn’t buy calls during this Iran skirmish
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Tomorrow’s red for sure right guys?!!
[+6] u/Tocharian: I bought SPY puts for tomorrow 15m before close.
They might just be fucked.
[+6] u/bluen: Sandisk makes hard drives
[+6] u/kwarknagel: One well timed and totally fabricated 🥭 truth nuke might actually bring spy back to ath
So probably puts, he always fumbles
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: People will say shit like “I stay away from biotech stocks, too many pump and dump schemes” minutes before going full port on 0DTE puts on a day SPY goes 1.2% green.
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: Wouldn't it be hilarious if instead of 🌮 Tuesday we got **reel shit Tuesday**.
That'd be subverted af.
[+6] u/gjbaca17: The stock remains wildly overvalued.
[+6] u/MetalliTooL: Would be funny (and perplexing) if this is the environment in which SPY finally reaches 700…
[+6] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Some 25x baggers on 0DTE today. It’s shame I pissed all my cash away in the -100% days
[+6] u/Powertothetrade: i only put in 10% of my cash right at the bottom of the SPY dip around 632$ and im absolutely destroying myself mentally with FOMO for not putting it all...haha how does anyone deal with that feeling because i almost bought more time and time again but COULD NOT click the damn button
[+6] u/trepavpul: SPY and SNDK are already making their push. This journey has no finish line.
[+6] u/Powertothetrade: still sitting on 90% account cash and i bought the bottom of the spy dip at 632... so im a regard
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: Someday, someone's going to pay for all this market manipulation, but it's not going to be me playing ODte's calls.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: We're dealing with mass covering now. Capitulation to the upside maybe tomorrow. A huge percentage of people thought Iran was some big thing to worry about. It just wasn't.
[+6] u/oldprecision: Gotta admit that I did not think the V would happen. On the bright side, I am not a bear.
[+6] u/Grey-59throwaway: Time to take a month off again and come back as a bull because apparently there's no winning as a bear
[+6] u/sl3azebag: Ohhh yeah put that Sandick in my mouth
[+6] u/gentlesandwich: Bears forget one critical thing: profits will keep escalating even if it ruins our society. This is the system we've endorsed.
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Obviously something went drastically wrong with their circuit breaker testing this weekend
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: There are still people actively posting in the old thread LMAO
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: My 500% win feels like shit when I watched my options go up to 6000% if I held 45 minutes longer
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #HUGE pump scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: The pump when the Strait opens is going to be insane.
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: My moves for tomorrow and beyond:
Indexes randomly decide to go to ATH in an environment that's 100x worse than even the Liberation Day Tariff chaos days.
I think the Market collectively made a bet on something it actually has no idea of the outcome, and the outcome so far looks disastrous. And that defines a bubble.
So I counter this Highly Regarded rally with my own Highly Regarded logic and will buy absolutely stupid IWM Puts daily.
I'm talking trying to scalp Puts for $0.01 and not fucking selling till it's ITM or ITM++++, which will only occur from a crash.
I hate money and goodnight. 🫡
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: 🌈🐻s on red days: "Bols, you are exit liquidity and you deserve to lose money. I hate you and hope you feel pain."
🌈🐻s on green days: "Guys, this is a serious discussion forum!!! We should be trying to support each other instead of tearing each other down. Grow up!! 😭"
[+6] u/Apart-Rope5454: Just graduated with a computer science degree, what do I do next?
[+6] u/gentlesandwich: The entire geopolitical landscape is changing in front of our eyes, and all we see are prices of crude oil.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: Hey, you. You're finally awake.
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: *When others are greedy, full port*
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: America is the biggest grifting factory in the world lmao and people mske fun aboit russia and their oligarchs whilst not realizing that american oligarchs are russian oligarchs on steroids lmao
[+5] u/A10cc: Reddit can fuck off with it's warning and suck my dick.
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Can we make a deal third time? Just need one more deal to hit ATH.
[+5] u/JJlaim: first time decided to bet on mango. Sold half of port on friday in hopes that mango manipulate market over weekend and i would buy nice dip on monday. He actually delivered but market just didnt give a shit? like wtf
[+5] u/ddegeneracy: Bought spy puts for tmrw. So the market will pump now, you’re welcome!
[+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Hormuz situation is like when you refinance 10 credit cards onto 1 big credit card so you see all the high interest debt in 1 place and only 1 collection agency is calling instead of 5. Bullish
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: SPY 7000 before end of month was promised to me 3000 years ago
[+5] u/conoremc: Little did we know the bottom going into April 1st was the real April Fools
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Shit was green AF mang
[+5] u/Jaysler: MSFT to $400 before eow is not a joke
[+5] u/DefiantDelta: sandick only has a month of helium left, good luck lol
[+5] u/barely_a_manager: Wow MSFT. For once, I can say, GO MSFT ❤️
[+5] u/mardigrasmoker: After today I’m convinced 🥭 walked right into the NYSE with a USB and plugged his money printer directly into spy.
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Please don't tell me you bought calls at close....
But then after last few days, what do I know
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #there is a Blockade on Bear portfolios, no gains shall pass
[+5] u/steelejt7: literally fuck semi conductors lmao this makes no sense
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: I survived the recession of 2026
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Why is SNDK going retarded. I have a shit loads of shares but why
[+5] u/poffa-: All the SanDick haters will pump it to 2000 soon
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: Sndk 1200 eow looks less and less like a joke
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: everyone ready for the europoor selloff
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: sndk is just unreal man
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: It's not gambling - it's trading, stupid.
[+5] u/Coogiez: The crash is going to be glorious
[+5] u/jasperCrow: That was a trading day of all time
[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: The drop on these memory stocks is gonna be epic
[+5] u/Nictel: SNDK 1000C 4/17 where 70c a week ago. Now $24.
[+5] u/potato111a: So uhh wuts this private credit FUD that has been spreading around??
[+5] u/internetf1fan: Think I have seen enough.was fully cash for last month or so. Time to buy calls.
[+5] u/Basicly-Inevitable: I'm thinking oil stocks will be up again.
[+5] u/yyn1999: NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: Annnddd just like that yall way over corrected and it’s now too bullish.
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: I need an answer from an AI bulls please. How AI companies are ever gonna make the money back and with depreciating chips? They say AI will replace most jobs but Who is going to buy what they are selling when the unemployment crises arrive.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: At this point I'm just gonna let mango fill my asshole up with orange juice, SPY CALLS
[+5] u/rygypi: just gonna buy out the money calls everyday now this is ridiculous
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: I’m not falling for this FOMO trap. 🪤 no thanks! Not this time
[+5] u/Vimes76: Well well well, I thought it might end flat but nope... today has been obscene
[+5] u/kim82352: > The first test of Trump's blockade may already be underway.
> The Elpis, a Comoros-flagged oil tanker sanctioned by the US in 2025 for handling Iranian petroleum, appears to be challenging the blockade in the Strait of Hormuz.
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: When everyone and their grandma expect for the market to crash, you know that the market will indeed not crash.
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine shorting a market that’s designed to only go up
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears learning the age old lesson, never bet against Murica! Fuck Yeah.
[+5] u/itsprodiggi: I sold my shit. Fuck this market I’m done gambling
[+5] u/stonksf: INTEL TO 200 IS NOT A FUCKING MEME
[+5] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # **BEARS TALKED SO MUCH SHIT OVER THE WEEKEND AND PRE MARKET ONLY TO GET ANOOS PROLAPSED YET AGAIN**
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Gas prices higher than giraffe pussy.
Can’t wait for the market to hit right below ATH and then full send down.
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: SNDK another +10% tomorrow and everyday it seems likely lol
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO officials are reportedly considering holding another meeting with Iran before the ceasefire ends."
[+5] u/Aware-Travel6743: Today's price action completely messed up my head. Almost felt like blow off top rally.
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: Bears must be furious. 1 more day like today and i'll be back at my ATH.
[+5] u/Xx_FreeWitty_xX: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/cruisin_urchin87: “Steiner’s PPI report will end this Bol Assault.”
“… mein fuhrer… Steiner’s PPI report…”
[+5] u/Jazzlike-Proof-9614: I reckon The Big Short was released just to get people to lose money on Puts rather than their homes
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: If had a nickel for every time bers scare me about the upcoming circuit breaking apocalypse...I could at least buy a share of SNDK
[+5] u/Clappindemcheekies: BULL is starting its comeback. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
[+5] u/undocumented_twerker: Bears have gone the way of the dodo
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: this turd had mcdonalds door dashed to the oval office
their ceo couldnt even keep single bite in his mouth yet the potus can not get enough
i do not understand his affinity for mcds you can get a gourmet burger for only a few bucks more
maybe he thinks the chemicals will keep him alive
[+5] u/McClintockC: Not even a single red candle
Ber thoroughly fuk today oh my lanta
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: so closing the strait ourselves was the winning play....
[+5] u/No_Cod972: I'm a permabulltard. Did today really happen or was it all a dream Aunt Em?
[+5] u/TheMeta40k: Never kill yourself.
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: Probably low volume no one is selling and we just slowly melting up liquidating shorts
[+22] u/drbigtoe: Total gains from shares: 11k
Total gains from options:-16k
[+20] u/bigfan49: Put in my 2 weeks and they fired me. Ok regards
[+20] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Being real, the market shows retard strength all the time, but in 10 years of trading I’ve honestly seen *nothing* like the last few months.
Crazy strength through endless bad catalysts and a deteriorating macro environment.
[+17] u/Confident_Bee1447: Next time someone says says “see what Reddit recommends and then do the opposite” I’m going to throw myself off a bridge
[+16] u/bols_are_cooked: The rug is set to be pulled
[+15] u/jmc774: 🥭 really thought showing an old lady who has to work doordash would make him look good lmao
[+15] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: God dam that congress dude bought 1m worth of MSFT calls last friday, prolly up big time
[+15] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: MNGO: "I'm going to blast Iran to bits"
You: Puts!!!!
Market next day: ATH
You: Shit, calls!!!!
MNGO: "I am now best friends with ayatollah, strait is open. TYFYATTM
You: Holy shit, yes, MORE CALLS!!!!!
Market next day: circuit breaker, recession started
GLTA
[+15] u/ZealousidealSector19: Regret being in cash right now
[+14] u/Matt6453: Puts, this is all BS.
I could be wrong but there's a lot of euphoric hubris in here, it smells funny.
[+13] u/mapsosa: everyday god gives me opportunities to be a millionaire and i squander it
[+13] u/NachoSleeves: Feels like a good time to be holding cash
[+13] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Congrats everyone, stocks will never go down again!
[+13] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: A silly man covers his balls when running naked through a crowd, a wise man covers his face.
-Confucius
[+13] u/slimeystevebob: Yo dawg, I heard you like blockades, so I put a blockade on your blockade, so you can blockade while you blockade
[+12] u/CunningPianist: I just saw video of 🥭 pick up McDonalds doordash at the White House, pick a fight with the pope. We're near ATH despite no real plan to open up the strait and a massive energy shock and inflation coming ahead.
Like is this real life? I genuinely think I'm living in a fever dream right now.
[+12] u/btoned: I feel so bad that the post I made yesterday, that made front page with 30k upvotes about a deep red day, didn't include a disclaimer that my banbet record is like 3-69.
[+12] u/SoothingWafer: Trump could hop online and post a video saying IRAN YOU GOT 48 HOURS OR I'M FUCKING THIS TOASTER and the market would still go up 0.3%
[+11] u/SPY_0DTE: The market is not pricing in my destiny to be a billionaire at all. Huge arbitrage opportunity on the table
[+11] u/Crazy-Being7729: My superpower is timing the dip perfectly. Unfortunately it’s when I decide to buy puts
[+11] u/Suavecore_: This is where I sell my SPY put at a loss and then buy a call only for it to go back to 650 the next day
[+11] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #SNDK 1400 calls exp Friday
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: Can we class-action spy for being retarded
[+11] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: "All oil blocked and civilization to end"
Market: 1% green.
[+11] u/Napster-mp3: This whole bull thing is kind of gay now
[+11] u/boostlee33: Iran talks going well -> Tariffs talks going well -> Stimulus talks going well ->
[+11] u/ateranol: Why are yall pumping SanDisk? Are MP3 players making a comeback or something?
[+11] u/EnginrA: Why tf am I a ber this shit only goes up
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: In order to confuse your enemy, you must first confuse yourself.
\- Don Tzu
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: POV: You're in the an argument with a 🥭 supporters and he posts a picture of him as Jesus
[+10] u/wattap: Bear comment of the day
“It’s all low volume, same pattern as the last big crash”
LMAO
[+10] u/leshermes: the market is delulu, wait til this drags into the summer and all hell breaks loose
[+10] u/OptionGamble: Hearing daily rumors right when market opens that Iran wants to make a deal. 😆
[+10] u/AirportMaterial5917: Maybe his master plan was to desensitize the markets from reacting to any bad news so that stonks always go up and calls print as infinitum
[+10] u/Living-Giraffe4849: This is such a low volume pump based around bearish options hedging lol. Just wait for the dam to break
[+10] u/piszczel: Whoa we've got a badass over here
[+9] u/Electrical-Prize5445: If there’s anything the SNDK rally has thought me, it’s that I hate money
[+9] u/cryptopolymath: 3 months ago a WSBer called SanDisk at $800 and y’all laughed at them. Hope they never sold
[+9] u/ProudestPeasant: I don't think I can trust the western reporting on the hormuz
[+9] u/Outrageous-Lab2721: Could someone please, without sarcasm, explain the price action today and why the market rallied 2.5%?
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I was cool with 683 being the top … but 686 and climbing AHs is beyond retarded. I’ll take my chances with puts here.
[+9] u/CigInside: How much of an npc do you have to be to be pro AI. I’m sure whatever pedo trillionaire that controls it will be judicious. Just cheering for the locusts to win
[+9] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: cant believe spy was -1.3% last night
[+9] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: So the blockade idea was bullish all along so why didn't we just start off with this idea rather than "end civilization"?
[+9] u/OkResponsibility2470: I’m genuinely curious how much longer 🥭 can buy time pumping the market with unsubstantiated statements
[+9] u/SubduedWeed: Is it safe to come outside?? Are all the bers gone?
[+9] u/ateranol: Wondering what tickers President Jesus will pump tomorrow
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Some of yall are just unhappy because you’re miserable pricks. Hope that helps.
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Imagine actually believing every bullshit narrative that’s fed to you
[+9] u/Karl-Levin: Fuck this, I am going to buy calls tomorrow so you have been warned. The crash is coming.
[+8] u/emanresu711: I should’ve known that I’m not cool enough to play puts
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: Even rddt did well today LMAO
[+8] u/emartinez3rd: Isn’t PPI tomorrow? Hot data should gap us down? Screw it. Calls at open because all gap downs get filled.
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: No idea what happens from here.
[+8] u/jay4281: I have to be mentally regarded to keep buying puts yet I just keep doing it
[+8] u/Largeshmarge: Some sinking ships might get this party started
[+8] u/SIRxDUCK7: I think we’re gonna break 700’s soon
[+8] u/puts_every_day: The longer you play this game, the better you get it.
After pre-market eat up all my put gains, I knew from experience it's just going to be a slow volume pump all day. Already lost money so many times that way. Sold for -20% at open and switched into 1d calls. Ended up with a 6x bagger.
Never overcommit to a side, always think fast on your feet.
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: So the market has made back all it's post war losses so it's like it never happened. Except consumer sentiment is at a generational low (72 year) ...gas is still up.....we spent trillions in a war and gained????....and some of our brave men and women lost their lives.
[+8] u/clockwork5ive: 1D - green
1W- green
1M- green
3M- green
YTD-green
1Y- green
All- green
It’s been too long.
[+8] u/legible_print: SNDK could probably run to like a million at this point
[+8] u/DisgrunltedDan: Anyone figure out what happened today ? Just a fuck it pump event?
[+7] u/wolfenstein734: This market is retarded
[+7] u/LankyLibrary7662: Looks like spy ATH back in the menu
[+7] u/ProudestPeasant: donnie is priming all of you to develop a bullish bias
and you don't even see it
[+7] u/makethetrades: just remember, if you got burnt today, there is always a new 0% interest credit card balance transfer offer out there to reload for tomorrow!
[+7] u/Rock_or_Rol: I should have know it was bullish today since JD treats his objects like women
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: I’m starting to think the closing of the strait 6 weeks ago didn’t have anything to do with the market going down in the first place.
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Can I just say I’m Jewish and go take land in the West Bank? Sounds so easy
[+7] u/coloredzebra: BLESS 🥭 MAN!!!
Biggest tax return I've ever seen before
Never seen anything like it
(Read this in Trump's voice)
Getting $2k back 🤑🤑🤑
[+7] u/New_Competition_410: Haha sitting all cash do I fomo in chat ? I usually tank the market when I do
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Women who base their personality on their husbands occupation are insufferable bruh. Dudes married to them probably just as bad
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: Is this "correction" in the room with us!?
[+7] u/Capable-Yak-8486: What’s it matter? If you’re not an insider, you’re gambling. Whole market is dictated by insider trading atm.
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: "it is easy money and most obvious play" \*proceed to give free money to bull\*
[+7] u/ngr_fqt: fell for it again 🐻😭😭😭😭
[+7] u/AdventurousFinish681: " 🥭vows to ‘kill’ Iranian warships that near US blockade of ports" Bro I thought their navy was destroyed
[+7] u/poopieuser909: there's nothing to taco on
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: when SNDK was 725 i opened a 800/825 call credit spread
that shit didn't even stand a chance...max loss by this friday ($1,500)
[+6] u/Outrageous-Lab2721: Fakest price action for a while. WTF was that
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: Gonna point and laugh at ber tomorrow
[+6] u/Scoutjayjay: How the fuck did we close higher today?
[+6] u/RealPrinceZuko: Oh ya, I definitely believe 🥭 when he says Iran wants to make a deal
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’m thinking about taking out debt to put it all into spy thoughts?
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Imagine feeling mentally well and healthy 😂
[+6] u/MarginCuck: I bought MSFT puts at the bottom. I thought it was going to 300
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Bought long puts when VIX was 25. I’m gettin cooked
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Bears are like 🪳 that come out on the weekend with their doom and gloom, only to get their bussy rekt on Monday.
[+6] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: My moves for tomorrow are seppuku
[+6] u/acrossthepondfriend: Got some 690 calls for tomorrow. Thoughts?
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: what are you even doing if you're not buying 0dte 1% OTM calls every day...
it's that easy!
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Love when NPR updates on the market with the dead pan voice.. "Stocks were up, while oil reached $100 a barrel and negotiations with Iran fell apart."
[+6] u/RoninKnight17: Honestly if Cramer is correct, I sense the end of days, lmao but it’s kinda crazy though if so it’s nice knowing you boys and girls 🫡
[+6] u/Rock_or_Rol: Uh oh, the bots are back
[+6] u/No_Mercy_4_Potatoes: Did SanDisk have earnings call? Why the fuck did it jump 14%
[+6] u/ElonTaxiDriver: SNDK almost near 1k wtf
[+6] u/doyoumoney: Ooooh 🥭 was pretending to be a doctor... My bad.
[+6] u/dabblesest: Alright bers, I used some of my gains from calls on some puts at market close.
Probably just burning money tbh
[+6] u/bb483: Lmao Bears gonna be all out of cash by the time a red day comes
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Sandisk upgraded at Fomoandyoloandnogrow from yolo to fomo and yolo and maybe grow. Price target up from
$1000 to $1500
[+6] u/sanndman: sndk and mu no longer run parallel. sndk's ridiculous. reached memestock status.
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: WSB needs a daily vote for are you bullish, bearish, or neutral, and then they need to tie it to an all time leaderboard.
[+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: Ber mass extinction day
[+6] u/TripleChocolate123: Market's rallying on the hope of positive ASML and TSM earnings. If they both fail, the market will tank.
[+6] u/Useful-Resolution363: Can some other regard clue me in on what happened with SNDK today
[+6] u/kemar7856: Mkt doesn't care about oil prices anymore
[+6] u/Pretend-Yard-2150: Shit hurts more than watching your shit go to 0
[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Ok MSFT just 6 more days like this and I’m back to even
[+5] u/Proof_Earth_7592: I used to think there's an AI bubble till I watched AI p*rn. Something else is definitely bursting.
[+5] u/Secret-Bonus-254: People talk about sandisk, but what majority of people has fkin 3-5k to buy 1 contract, da fk? Lmao
[+5] u/utterlyirrational: Full port into weekly calls. What the hell why not
[+5] u/StonkaTrucks: Barely up now on the PLTR calls I bought on Friday.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Pricing in 🌮 Tuesday, we are at 700 tomorrow
[+5] u/rollinhating: Im not askin for much... just give me a -1% day tomorrow
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: I’m rolling all my profits into 700c. I genuinely don’t care anymore. Go big or go home
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: So SNDK goes up $120 on news after the company announced they were going to be added to the QQQ when they already announced that on April 10th? What?
[+5] u/serialserialserial99: I swear this market is the mcconaughey meme where he's smoking and high off his nut.
[+5] u/falling_knives: SPY is less than 2% away from ATHs which means Mango gets to continue doing crazy stuff.
[+5] u/Money_Essay7793: This market is trashier than Sabrina Carpenter
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: SNDK holy shit. Look at the graph since March 30th. It’s disgusting
[+5] u/lost60kIn2021: Efficient market theory - lol
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: But but.. All those podcasters and comedians were saying last week that this war is going to destroy the entire economy
[+5] u/Distinct-Activity905: TOMORROW WHOSOEVER BUYS PUTS AT OPEN WILL PRINT HARD $$ 10X easily ! Pin this comment or mark my words ✌🏻
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Global oil supply shock already priced in, I get that. But no news on the hopium supply???
[+5] u/patelchief90: there has to be some headline overnight by 🥭 to cause drop tomorrow. he can’t help himself
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Deployed a local LLM for my org and it works and it just fuckin works and I’m a god damn genius
Smartest man alive
Women love me
My cock is huge
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: “Butler! Fetch me my smartphone. I must boast on the internet with a good may-may (meme)”
[+5] u/sadguy__: If you havent noticed the play is very obvious now. Market is pumping because something bad is about to happen. This has been the game now since Iran war has started.
This is not even about bulls and bears.
Question is, what horribly wrong is about to happen, that they are pumping market so hard? We should find out soon.
[+5] u/shmito17: What if tomorrow SPY went down $10? Lmao
[+5] u/MuchAd3474: hear me out guys it cant pump for 8 days straight right?
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: The redder the futures, the greener the trading hours 🚀
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: oh, Software's essential again? Sh\*t, I missed the memo
[+5] u/Paxterra0: I got puts, means it’s going up
[+5] u/A_bleak_ass_in_tote: It's one thing to be bullish on an irrationally exuberant stock market, it's another thing to be bullish on the economy at large. Some bulls on here have gone full regard.
[+5] u/ComfortableWolf779: This market is just all in on vibes
[+5] u/poopieuser909: Cuba is next, since they aren't a partner the invasion is just gonna pump the markets
[+5] u/timetopractice: Start with 1000 and increase it 1% each week & retire with more $ than atoms in the world
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Should I uninstall the app for the next few weeks so I stop watching my 8/21 660p 🩸
[+5] u/Cockballzz: SNDK is the new TSLA @ 400 P/E?
[+5] u/Federal-Reception854: soon we will pump spy with on 500k volume
[+5] u/Confident_Bee1447: I sold SNDK at $850 just fyi
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Lmao they absolutely destroyed Swalwell
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Fun facts: if green tomorrow
SPY has only hit 9x green streak 2 times in 20 years (most recent was last year)
QQQ last 10x green streak was 5years ago
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Remember we only role play as bears. It is fictional.
The moment you lose yourself and fully believe in the downfall of American Equities, is the moment you blow up your portfolio.
Buy calls, all day, every day.
[+5] u/kazkeb: Feeling pretty bullish in here. About time to flip back to being a gay bear.
[+5] u/kawkface: I'm gonna be exit liquidity for $SNDK tomorrow
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: SNDK is really unbelievable like wtffffffff
[+5] u/Nomynametoday: im 10 more Strait blockades away from retirement
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: # 9 green days in a row QQQ and still green AH. LMAOOOOO BERS R FUUUUUUKKKKKK, THEY DON'T EXIST ANYMORE
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Small caps pumping 10-20% and mega caps 5% in a single day with a double blockade. Imagine the mooning once one blockade is removed let alone two.
Literally SPY 800 within a week not a meme.
[+5] u/TruChains: Tim aapl closing red is amazing
[+5] u/ir1shman: All this time we were told to fear the Strait of whore moose closing like it was the ultimate market apocalypse, and meanwhile the market’s out here acting like we should’ve been rooting for it the whole time. Turns out the real black swan was me being bearish.
[+5] u/RegardedBull_: MSFT to $400 please and thank you
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Bols could've just paid us a fucking living wage!
[+5] u/bearwithme23: can someone run a scan and see how many times SNDK got mentioned in this thread alone
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: This is the greatest of greater fool markets. 📈📈📈🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/vermilli21: Too bullish in here…my calls are cooked tomorrow
[+5] u/LouieM13: Waiting for the news to drop because that EOD pump was big money rushing in.
[+31] u/dnaole: I just cannot fucking believe that the oil crisis is now WORSE than it was 4 days ago and somehow oil is fucking LOWER AND STILL DROPPING!?!?
Fuck everyone and everything. Genuinely
[+16] u/FalseDiamond7930: It all makes sense once you realize the market reflects the collective retardness of everyone in it.
[+13] u/ratfukabich: Bear make sense
Bull make money
[+13] u/bigstew6: I’m forming my own blockade
[+12] u/spudbro00: Maybe bears need green futures, cause red futures they are cooked by open
[+12] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: "VANCE ON STRAIT OF HORMUZ: EXPECTATION IS THAT IRAN WILL MAKE PROGRESS TO OPENING THE STRAIT"
they're throwing as many "water is wet" headlines as they can shit out to pump it, the pain coming straight down is just gonna be worse this high up
[+12] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: JUST IN: Iran reportedly offered to suspend nuclear activity for 5 years
[+12] u/corporalboobs: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIP. OIL IS UP THEN DOWN THEN FUCKING SIDEWAYS THEN DOWN. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE IT’S ALL FAKE.
[+11] u/LazyImprovement9160: Holy shit this market is really riding on hopium
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: My SNDK puts are not looking too well
[+11] u/Walking72: Why can I buy futures but not pasts
Rigged
[+11] u/Bluecoregamming: Damn it, I can't stand it! Why am I wasting my time researching and doing my own thing when I could have just followed everyone else and bought sndk literally at any point in time and made money. Fuck. I have a really long losing streak ongoing and I'm serious considering just walking away for a month or two, this bs is annoying. I continue to pick the correct direction but pick the wrong horse and get destroyed while watching the rest of the market rise sitting on the cuck chair, today it was rotten aapl. I'm so tired of losing man. This shit is sisyphus
[+11] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: okay professor, tell us the real data
[+10] u/SZJX: This shit is way too brutal. If you ever lose your discipline only once (which we all do as we're human) you will be immediately destroyed.
[+10] u/zg44: The Trump put is in WTI and Brent futures. Trump keeps oil low by pumping Iran War talks and making up numbers of ships crossing through the Strait (34 yesterday lol) and stocks can keep rallying.
Even though there's a huge disconnect between the reality of $140-150 deliverable oil in the physical market and the June futures paper, this is a fake it until you make it situation.
Works until it doesn't.
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: shit is still going up wtf
[+9] u/Nghtmare-Moon: This was the fakest and gayest pump ive ever witnessed
[+9] u/F0rtysxity: Sit on my hands. With Trump manipulating markets and taking advantage of the swings I'm not interested in giving him any of my money.
[+9] u/sonofalando: #IS THE BER IN THE ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW?
[+9] u/wallstreetsimps: 🌽signaling another green day tomorrow 😂
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Eventually paper oil has to catch up to physical oil
[+9] u/puffinnbluffin: Man I cannot believe this retard shook me out again
[+9] u/JustinFl813: $spy is really hitting $700 this week boys
[+9] u/31andnotdone: I had so many comments on ice to pick on bul today
i guess I'll keep them for a rainy day. 😔
[+8] u/Still-One-1665: Fuck this fucking Market
[+8] u/kal14144: Who knew black Monday meant black as in black ink
[+8] u/According-Page8618: msft still -25% past 6 months. shit will rise faster than you can buy calls
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Why do people overthink. Pick a direction and buy options expiring in a day or two. Literally a coin flip
[+8] u/2keyed: So the market is even better than before the war popped off is that what you’re telling me??
[+8] u/BenisSpaghetti: Bears ONCE AGAIN have their backs blown out. Assholes so inflamed they are becoming tight again. 🤤
[+8] u/CEO-of-SOXL: 0dte spy puts. The streak must end
[+8] u/BFox1982: I don't understand anything
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: I have a feeling something other than "bers b fukd" for the 1,000 time would be nice to read
[+8] u/SxeySteve: When trading, just remember this old adage:
If the news appears quite dire, then worthless shall your puts expire
[+8] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: I would rather be a twink than a bear in this market
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: When this war ends, the market will probably collapse because nothing makes sense
[+7] u/BlasterandPlasterrr: I bought some SNDK, surely it won’t go down right?
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Half of Sam Altman's schedule is blowing 80year old VC dudes
[+7] u/Pale-Fox8199: Is the market pricing in 🥭impeachment or death. Wtf is happening
[+7] u/DuaLipa247: I must be gay AF I don’t believe the rally
[+7] u/GodLevelRedditor: How to tell wife I technically make $89k but we need to live like I make $41k after this morning and she may have to cancel her extravagant trip to Louisville Kentucky and get a job
[+7] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: i don't even care if equity bol wins. i just hate seeing cryptards reap the sloppy seconds
[+7] u/fightoraccept: The art of the deal = Insider trading
[+7] u/No_Needleworker9613: If you're wondering why stocks went up so much lately, it's because a ton of investors and banks were expecting them to keep dropping in value after the panic in late march.
When they didn't due to a few TACO tweets, amongst other factors, the unexpected increase in prices started basically causing a massive short squeeze.
Also note that the JP Morgan Collar ceiling of short calls was at 6865, and that level was just surpassed today, explaining the large increase in price in the last few minutes of the day. This leaves room for even more upside and potentially fresh ATH's as early as this week.
For a simpler explanation though...
bers r fukt
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: 5 Year pause on all enrichment....Dayum ber r so fuk
[+7] u/CalRippedken: Man this place was extra berish this weekend which makes today extra funny
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: JUST IN: Iran reportedly offered to suspend nuclear activity for 5 years
[+7] u/Humbash: Crypto bulls! Time to come out the goon cave. Might be our time.
[+7] u/briballdo: Bro what if we TRIPLED blockaded the world's oil supply ommmmg imagine
[+7] u/rootyoot: MU is going to a have an insane rip this week randomly isn’t it
[+7] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Too much nicotine gum and I shat my pants
[+7] u/zlordbeats: so are we back to the greatest bol run in history already or bol trap 🪤
[+7] u/Acceptable_Dirt69: Good luck getting past my fat cheeks
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #bro thought he was a doctor LMAO holy shite
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Who knew that the secret to hitting 700 was starting a war
[+6] u/East-Resolution4446: SPY goes down 0.75% and your port goes down 6%. SPY goes up 1% and your port goes up 0.75%. Fuk.
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: At least the other pumps were tweet based. This one is from the clouds
[+6] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: God I love being a bull
[+6] u/Sandyrandy54: Oh my god its giving me a second chance to reduce exposure 🥹
[+6] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Corn really went up 5% and is still ripping
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: Man I sold the bottom again fml
[+6] u/-IQ200: Bear capitulation check: How many switching to calls tomorrow? I’m trying to see something.
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: SPY now 100 points higher than the average ber FICO score
[+6] u/LossMax: To the bears that don't understand. Blocking their blockade has given USA the leverage back by blocking Iran from their main source of income
[+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: Bears lose money. They ask the chat why they are losing money. People answer. And then bears downvote and say no that can’t be. Their regardation should be studied.
[+6] u/zg44: At this point why tell the truth if Trump has shown that you can pump the markets to ignore any actual problems?
"VANCE TELLS FOX NEWS: SUBSTANTIAL HEADWAY MADE IN NEGOTIATIONS WITH IRAN"
Dude, you ended the talks just 2 days ago and flew back to the US. There is no way anything has seriously changed since....
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: I remember being a ber one time for a week, it sucked.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: SNDK up $35.00 after hours….Infinite money glitch???
[+6] u/toost1cky: Congress with the lucky timing on those MSFT calls
[+6] u/Precursor-Orb: Watching The Big Short again and bro, even with Burry being right on the fuckin nose, he still had to sweat out his position. Even the best in the world, however right they are, are still at the mercy of the market being irrational longer than you can remain solvent. I need SPY to be 750 and every bull shaking their money in the face of every dead bear before we can even think of a crash happening. It’ll happen when we all think the storm has passed.
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Hold up, people are saying that since everyone expected the market to dump that it pumped. I mean by that logic the market should also giga dump when the peace deal is made since everyone expects it to pump
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Aw fuck the crypto bros have exit their bedrooms
[+6] u/DeezCodeNutz: My pp got small today
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Things are feeling very bullish today.
The news is looking good.
Let's hope nothing gets spoiled on 🌮 Tuesday.
[+5] u/diefy7321: BuT wE’rE iN a BeAr MaRkEt
LMAOOOooOOOO
[+5] u/boraboca: SNDK forward PE getting pretty high for the industry it is in. Think it pulls back after earnings like MU did
[+5] u/Effective_Throat6127: Wanna make money ? Just buy MSFT is that simple
[+5] u/Right-Departure-8881: Let’s go orange. Post something to pull the rug. This is insane.
[+5] u/atat4e: I’ve fallen for this the last three days lol.
[+5] u/A_Chair_Bear: SNDK line only go up
[+5] u/illinformed-will: Don't listen to me : new ATH this week or the next, then the real correction begin. Look at high betas name, all overdrived from 50 to RSI 80+ in few days, pumped on the same algos... No homo ber but will turn soon, this last run is unsustainable liquidity wise and make no sense economy wise neither
[+5] u/Competitive_War5658: Historic run incoming
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: So I just grabbed em by the blockade...and when you're rich they let you do that
[+5] u/cosmicoconuts: I buy puts and it just goes up all day hahahahaha
[+5] u/EducationalCicada: You dumb bols are in flagrant violation of the basic laws of economics.
[+5] u/syedhuda: buls are giving me high blood pressure
[+5] u/Col_Treize69: It's amazing how the internet works
On twitter, there's a guy with a handle Walter Bloomberg
Is he related to THAT Bloomberg? No
Does he work for the company Bloomberg? No
Is his legal name even Bloomberg? Unclear
But because his handle is called Walter Bloomberg and he posts finance news (that isn't all true) he can legitimately manipulate markets. Which I'm sure the SEC would normally be curious about but not under these guys!
[+5] u/Mnmsaregood: SNDK with 1800 price target wtf
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Sdnk 👍
> This pamp will make us millionares
[+5] u/7fingersDeep: You ever have a dream where you’re Jesus and then you wake up and you’re just a doctor trying to heal people?
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Thx Abraham Lincoln!
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: I sold my MSFT you’re all welcome, it’ll go to 500 tomorrow
[+5] u/LossMax: How do bears have money left? I truly don't understand
[+5] u/tocinoman: Are we expecting NVDA to go on a run when 🥭 and Xi meet in May to finalize and formally begin the H200 sales to China? Or, like everything else, is it already priced in?
[+5] u/Ozqi: Just need MSFT to go up another 15% to breakeven on my 12/18 700C calls that I bought in January 🤞🤞🤞
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: We are falling down an upward escalator
[+5] u/rwc5078: Markets are closed
I am at the park
I am getting eaten alive by bugs
Really glad I touched grass today
[+5] u/svpa3991: Thinking Microsoft rising 2% was the top of the day, then seeing my calls print without me. Pain
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: SNDK opening at 1000 tomorrow?
[+5] u/GalacticNecterine: Air soup for dinner it is
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: I need MU to do what SNDK did today so I can make 100k and take the rest of the month off. Kicking myself for going SNDK shares and MU calls.
[+5] u/floo82: Shit like today man... Shit's something. That's for sure.
[+5] u/After-Violinist-7485: huh. the war must be over...i see a lot of green.
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Mike Saylor is my favorite degenerate this week
[+5] u/azn1nvasion: MSFT is going to pull a SNDK tomorrow
[+5] u/JustCan6425: I bought SNDK 1000c for Jan 2027 but it will reach 1000 this month . I’m such a loser 🤦
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: 🇺🇸 🇺🇸, gey bears R CUCKED
[+5] u/Interesting-Iron2587: SNDK WANNA HIT 3 digits in AH
[+5] u/trollboter: Where are all the bears at?
[+5] u/ExpensiveEuro: ppl got so rich on sndk
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: VERY BIG bets on TACO Tuesday 🌮
[+5] u/warwww: What happens when there is no more money to pilfer from bears?
[+5] u/Mother___Night: You know what happens when the last one dies? We all come back from the dead. That's the market.
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: If puts are cheap, there's a reason for that
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: number go up
nothing to do with fundamentals. this place just follows the last few candles and goes whole hog in that direction
[+5] u/wee_dram: Just wanna put this out here:
Bears are extremely f\*cked. And on top of that, they are gay! Haha...
Have a blast!
[+5] u/Got_Item: baby's first account blown today with that luigi dickdown good grief
[+5] u/BallsHardest: I'm in the top 10% but I'm also in the bottom 99% so I'm basically a victim here.
[+5] u/RoundLeader8: The strait of bull incoming??
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/cultdo** bet **TSLA** goes from **352.37** to **338.0** before **15-Apr-2026 04:35 PM EDT**
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[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: NEW YORK TIMES:
\- Iran offered to suspend their nuclear enrichment program for 5 years. JD Vance asked for 20.
\- Trump rejected the 5 year offer.
\- A second round of talks are likely, potentially in Pakistan again, by the end of this week.
Um…how is this not bullish?
[+5] u/FangCopperscale: "This turn of events is unfortunate. We must accelerate our plans. Begin landing your troops." — Darth Bear Sidious
[+5] u/razor164: Imagine the filthy pump whenever the blockade is removed
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Stttfffuuuuu it’s growing tiresome
[+18] u/NazgulSandwich: Still bearish but I have an increasing feeling that this is going to keep melting up until a treaty is signed and then randomly mega dump because all of a sudden people care about rates, inflation, and credit market risks again.
[+15] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: This pump should not have happened
[+14] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said buy all dips
[+12] u/Fancy_Goat685: I want a refund on all economics classes ever. I was never taught that the whole market would run on tweet vibes.
[+11] u/WrongIntroduction686: Before this war there was less than $1 difference between a physical barrel of oil and a future contract of a barrel of oil, now that gap is $50+. Oil is trading physically for $147 a barrel right now while futures are around $97, within the next 1-3 weeks these prices have to get far closer, if the strait does not open, it will closer to the physical, if it opens it will trend toward the paper price. But either way, oil is going up, but there is a real chance futures get to 130+ in the next couple weeks. Algos and traders move futures, physical has been steadily climbing ignoring this circus side show and tweets. I’m siding with it trending toward the physical price.
[+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bears called to negotiate.
[+10] u/Wade12323: My Puts have been defeated
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: Don’t get me wrong, I’m as delusionally bullish as the next tard, but it’s gotta pull back a bit at some point… right?
[+10] u/Chrg88: Holy shit Bers are are dumb
[+9] u/Good_Application6245: the fact that ORCL is up 12% today tells me some bullshit is going on
[+9] u/bringkiteback: I still remember the day I had 50 puts on black Monday my account skyrocketing past 20k off 2k I have since give 3x that back chasing that high
[+9] u/Hubert000: You guys aren't ready for what will happen tomorrow. Absolutely no idea.
[+9] u/BeaverSack: 🌽 and the market rising on absolutely fucking nothing
[+9] u/Good_Application6245: SPY 700 is NOT a meme
[+9] u/cashflow_: Been living in Colombia for three years. Not once have I heard anyone mention Pablo Escobar’s name
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: Who hasn't done their taxes yet?
Come on, don't be shy.
[+8] u/bringkiteback: I got this dope party trick today I bought puts now I can fit a bad dragon dildo up my ass
[+8] u/fruitloop00001: Have you tried not being poor?
[+7] u/AnimalIndependent: How is the market still pumping this week with the blockade and the war not being over??
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Wsb when SNDK was 30: 🐸 🪧 NO
Wsb when SNDK is 950: 🐸 🪧 YES
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🌮: I created the greatest stock market of all time
me: I was richer last year 😤
[+7] u/ev01ution: I’m balls deep in MSFT and RKLB. Let’s gooo 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: can't stop thinking about that guys doomer fanfiction from Sunday, and at the end he showed his position of fucking like 620P weeklies LMAO
edit: sorry it was actually 540P HOLY FUCK LOL
[+7] u/seanws30: i just know if i buy calls tomorrow it will drop 2%.
[+7] u/M4roon: Just found out Norwegians wear sexy mesh clothes under their clothes because it traps air or some shit. Went to buy some and ONE SHIRT is 90 magical euro money.
No wonder you guys are poor, wtf. 90 Europes for a fake mesh shirt.
[+7] u/SteveStacks: Hug a bear when you spot one
[+7] u/ten7four: Oil futures are actually down 2% since this time last month, now that's pretty crazy
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I give up no trades, fuck this thing to hell
[+7] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: 9 green days on QQQ. Am I missing something?
[+7] u/ten7four: Oil futures nearly back to friday's close is crazy
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Oh how silly of me to sell my calls at 3x when I could have slept in and gotten 16x....
[+6] u/bringkiteback: We’re literally knocking on ww3 door pumping hard as fuck if yall think PPI matters I got a bridge in Hormuz to sell you
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: Bears are cooked war is priced in 🙌
[+6] u/kamikassze: when u sell, it goes up. always.
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Welp my uso calls are fucked
[+6] u/Tzengi: Come on NFLX 112 before earning!
[+6] u/Zeppu: It's as if they were in an excessive hurry to earn as much money as possible and get out.
[+6] u/Tropicalfisher: No oil = oil price go down
[+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Finally unbanned from fucking reddit. Puts.
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: I seriously hate my life rn
[+6] u/csklmf: Not trying to pour cold water on hot metal but you know Taco.... and its Tuesday tmrw
[+6] u/Legitimate_You4530: Buy high, sell low 🥰
[+6] u/Beginning_Sentence69: SPY gap down incoming overnight.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessOwn2479: Is it a real life friend or someone you play video games with on the internet?
[+5] u/Forward-Ad5608: Amazing, the Iranian President defending the Pope from verbal attacks by a US President. Alternate timeline indeed.
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: You know china threatened the US naval blockade right? Make this market make sense
[+5] u/No-Relationship8261: Billionaires will buy AI private armies to enslave the rest of the population of course.
Why would they need to enslave the rest of the population when they have AI slaves? Because there ain't anything like tormenting real people.
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Unstoppable market. There are no red days in ba sing se
[+5] u/pigeon_shit: This time last year NBIS was under $22. Too bad I only got 10 shares but wow.
[+5] u/CowCoat: Why oil going down again 😭
[+5] u/Tommyd023: Damn... I want to keep doing calls but the reverse wsb is getting tempting
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Someone is so desperate for a boyfriend they posted a flyer with those little rip off tags on my campus lol.
[+5] u/BeaverSack: This market is regarded as fuck. I’m actually pissed I made money today.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: dayyumm dat snp five hunnitt be cookin son
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: Ahh my retail brother, let’s underperform the market together
[+5] u/coregamma: Listening to all signals from our newly self-selected pope and his divine stock picking abilities.
[+5] u/GrandKnew: reddit is a shadow of what it once was. you used to get called slurs here, and this was still safer than most of the website
[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: Remember, no matter what happens you will end up losing all of your money somehow.
Enjoy the ride, everyone!
[+5] u/PumpTheDumps: Careful out there boys, this market pump is sketch. Think about your own personal finances, when you're at the gas pump, grocery store, auto shopping, paying your mortgage or credit cards, etc.. feels kinda wild, right? Thats 95% of America. Lool into the national average of credit card balances, the auto defaults, FHA mortgage defaults, the projected national debt 5 years out, its hard to make sense of those numbers and be convinced the market is ready to pump? The market looks like its being run by some A.I. algorithm thats trying to bait us, with bitcoin leading the way. Even when the middle east situation gets settled, stay cautious, go get yours, but keep an eye on the exit.
[+5] u/stupidber: Arkansas implies the existence of Ain'tKansas.
[+5] u/razullinky: Currently flying business class to Vietnam, thinking about sad bears :(
[+5] u/FantasticCookies: I promise just dump one last time and im finished being a ghay ber
[+5] u/Venice_LA: MSFT feels a lot like GOOG last year
[+5] u/meatstick94: US should just copy russias strategy, make india be the middleman for a couple rupees for iranian oil to bypass the blockade
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Aye 🥭 man, give us one more +6% day to top off the absolute insanely quick recovery.
[+5] u/jeanx22: We need WSB to buy calls so we can have a decent rally downwards
[+5] u/ten7four: Price targets per my latest model:
SNDK 1700
INTC 90
MU 750
PL 90
SATL 25
LUNR 60
IREN 70
NBIS 340
CRWV 140 (bearish on this one)
WULF 35
APLD 60
RKLB 200
ASTS 350
[+5] u/jakeisarake: How long until the exit liquidity regards come out
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: I am the lizard king
I can do anything
[+5] u/TheDiplomat82: Bears are officially going through an extinction level event.
[+5] u/Critical_Function540: Is the real story not Epstein, Hormuz, Israel, or even aliens, but instead a series of historic opportunities to buy the fear and sell the news? I mean holy shit. If I were a conspiratorial kind of thinker I’d start to believe this was all one big pump and dump ploy…
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Does anyone actually have any idea why everything pumped today after being down 1% last night and all morning about war escalation lmao I don’t understand
[+5] u/hallett21: We have no idea why we pumped do we? lol
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: I can't believe we ended up with the broligarch
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: So we still have no idea why it just keeps going up and up and up even in AH?
[+5] u/Jaysler87: MSFT with the monstrous push up after hours
[+25] u/RonBlake: My father lost his life savings in the dot com crash speculating on fiber optics companies
I will avenge his losses by betting my life savings in the AI bubble speculating on photo-optics companies
[+15] u/Balarius: Why are we up anyway? Things only got worse since Friday lol
[+15] u/SignificanceLate7002: CNN: what do you hope to achieve with this blockade
🥭: we can't have a country trying to blackmail the world.
Every US trading partner: 🙄
[+15] u/FullTard2000: im buying more fucking puts boys
the market is wrong
[+14] u/pinghing: Paper oil futes 97
Physical crude oil spot: 148
Something's wrong here
[+12] u/PlentyArmy2411: Yall heard of Sandisk? I like the stock
[+12] u/PulIthEld: I live for those 3 upvotes I get per post even if 1 of them is mine by default
[+11] u/OkBeginning9576: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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|BEARS|
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EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH
[+9] u/DanqueLeChay: Feels like Friday in here. The movie
[+9] u/_Fibbles_: China saying they're ignoring the US blockade and will continue shipping oil from Iran.
Believe it or not, bullish.
[+9] u/moazzam0: I drove through the Midwest and it didn't smell like shit at all. It's April. We're gonna have food shortages.
[+9] u/opiewann: She’s a 5, but she bought a ton of calls just before power plant and bridge day.
[+9] u/East_Objective_4474: It's really bullish in here tonight. It was really bearish in here last night. That's all I'm saying.
[+9] u/broke_person: I only ask for Reddit to go up 100%, Amazon up 150%, Meta up 90%, MSFT up 250%, NBIS up 300%
Thank you Jesus
[+9] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I don’t trust this bullshit green for a second
[+9] u/Anchises1: Market crashes immediately
[+8] u/shower_optional: believe it or not, still calls
[+8] u/Striking-Fig924: I sold sndk at 260 on christmas eve last yr and thought santa came early
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: start trading the opposite of what you feel
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: 9th green day in a row? Sure why not youll probably print
[+7] u/International_Bee653: "Iran and US planning another set of talks later this week" and it will pump
[+7] u/TopTrey9: $SPY has not closed 10 straight days higher in over 30 years. It has hit 9 straight only 2 times in the past 20 years, the last one being May of last year after the crash.
God speed retard!
[+7] u/paradise_costs: I put 35k into Fidelity's S&P mutual fund two weeks ago and I'm up 6% now.
This is the richest I've felt in over five years of day trading 🥲
[+7] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: I want to date my therapist
[+7] u/Got_Engineers: Just found out Guy Fieri was dapping up 👊🏻 Andrew Tate at UFC and taking pics vomit 🤮
[+7] u/BatingAndTrading: 100% full porting puts in the morning
[+7] u/ModeForJoe: NEWS UPDATE: China defies blockade, signals intention to continue with Iran purchases and Hormuz transit, defense minister tells USN "bet". Trump announces NEW two week period (til Apr 27) after which things "won't be pleasant". Market seems to be pricing in the pre-taco.
[https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/oil-price-slides-below-100-190028120.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/commodities/articles/oil-price-slides-below-100-190028120.html)
[+7] u/Monochromous: Pro tip: Freak the fuck out and sell everything now before there's a reason to reactively freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+7] u/Equivalent-Train-906: got into high-frequency physical gold trading. it's quite a workout but its worth the effort imo
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bers out protesting peace talks
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: Stop trying to make a crash happen
It’s not going to happen
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: There's no oil, no sulfur, no helium, and no fertilizers, half of the world will starve by the end of the year and all the basic materials for semiconductor manufacturing are stuck, and the market is pricing a slight inconvenience.
[+6] u/wright_on_: I am not the man my 2025 tax return says I am
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Funny how Mike burry still rides the clout from 2007. Dudes opened like 10 massive short positions since then and none of them have hit
[+6] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: My nose is clogged, and I feel like I have the flu. Calls.
[+6] u/swagmans69: I closed red on a green day. Can’t make this shit up. 🤡
[+6] u/Cutalana: Silly bers, gains are for bulls!
[+6] u/derprondo: I'm going to end up banned from /r/wendys because I don't like that they started putting pickles on the spicy chicken sandwich.
[+6] u/Disconn3cted: Atlassian climbed 7% today. On what? Algorithm's mistaking it for SanDisk in an article where it SanDisk replaced it in the nasdaq 100.
We are fucked lmao
[+6] u/anquoc35: Just got unbanned, what did i miss?
[+5] u/Waveytony: Trader Joe’s gonna add 2 inches to my waistline
[+5] u/cromwest: Stuff still happens, the market just doesn't care anymore
[+5] u/UnicornMilking: All I had to do was full-port meme slop tickers and I would've doubled my portfolio in the last month alone lmao fuck this 🤡 market dogshit, actual trash meme reality. I'm going to lose my mind.
[+5] u/McKoijion: > I have a brilliant plan. Get CEOs to fire people from highly paid full time jobs so they're forced to work two low paying part time jobs. Job growth doubles so that means the Fed can cut interest rates.
-Scott Bessent 2025
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: Can my salary pump up from optimism like the market does? I mean why not 😂
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: One of the best stocks in the market is an air conditioning company: FIX
It's gone from 129 bucks to 1600 in 3 years. Crazy
[+5] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: RDDT pumping before it hits 155 area and rugpulls for the 6th time this year
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: They’ll probably pump SNDK to just shy of 1100 to fuck your put yolo at 1000. Then it will drop to 900ish after you’ve sold / theta eats your dinner.
[+5] u/UsefulInvestigator60: Gonna be the most hated bull run again lol
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Anyone still in Bers mode?
[+5] u/codespyder: He lies because he enjoys it and no one calls him out on it
[+5] u/Stonkrates: So the Iran problem is settled?
[+5] u/Avocadonot: You guys realize that crypto is gonna make a run now, right?
[+5] u/dmitrious: Was so damn gay and bearish in here all weekend - what happened?
[+5] u/Misenum: We up 75% YTD. Time to buy more MU shares, turn off my brain, and come back in a month when the YTD crosses triple digits.
[+5] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Oil prices dropping like the strait is fully open for business
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: Sort of wild to me that oil is dropping because the market has faith in an unstable Iran and an unstable Mango Man.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: wsb retards have become experts on middle eastern geography yet still have no idea where the United States is located
[+5] u/Morocier: oil back down to friday lows. I wanna laugh at bers, but i'm just confused now.
[+5] u/_IsNull: So paper oil is below 100 dollars but countries are running out of physical oil. How does that works?
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: We had The Big Short for the housing crisis. What’s this one gonna be called?
[+5] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Zero possibility of a rug all CALLS
[+5] u/PowerNoodles117: Tried to buy 3 calls in the morning for spxw for .98 and I couldn't, then EOD they ended at 37.30 FML!
[+5] u/elitepilot09: **BREAKING: Bloom Energy to supply up to 2.8 GW of fuel cells under expanded Oracle deal**
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: **I declare all straits to be blockaded!**
SPY 1000 eow
[+22] u/Country_Gravy420: This chat would be so much better without the bull and bear shit talking.
If it was funny, okay. But most of you tards just stay stupid shit and it's getting old as fuck.
[+17] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Good news! My colonoscopy went well and no polyps were found. I'm cleared for 10 years. :)
[+16] u/RunesDubloons: Market running on pure cock magic
[+14] u/No-Sympathy-686: Im a Bull and this rally is fucking stupid
[+13] u/drytexterfinalboss: Sandisk went up 70% in two weeks for no fucking reason! Lmao
[+13] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Sit down son, I'm going to tell you about a time GLD went up 1% every trading day
[+13] u/angrybubblez: I’m here to represent all the fallen bears that full ported and have been slaughtered.
Ehh hmm.
Bulls are morons.
This shit is rigged.
Oil is up and spy is up? Insanity!
The strait is blocked!!!! Ceasefire over!!!!
Doubling down on puts.
Spy 660 tomorrow.
Low volume pump again!!!!!
Please let my puts print.
I’m switching bull (but still buys puts)
This message brought to you by the bankrupt bear’s coalition of anti America
[+13] u/AwkwardNovel7: so are we setting up for pumping green all week?
[+13] u/Provolone-Jones: I lose money because I make dumb decisions, like buying oil during the biggest energy crisis in history.
[+12] u/OneDayiwillberich7: Vance says Iran is committing economic terrorism , but sanctions arent economic terrorism????
[+11] u/i_simp_f: I came here to finish my taxes and jack off, and I've already filed for an extension
[+11] u/Damandalorianway: this is literally nothing but an options market since covid every institution and retail investor is over leveraged beyond comprehension that the market mechanics have completely shifted to just derivatives in which the MMs make the most money on options and make everyone lose by moving it that way
[+11] u/Moped_Thief: You make a post about a $200 gain you should be banned for fucking life.
[+11] u/OG_L0c: Ferrari stock is down 17% in the past year because their cars are shit. Real players drive a 2002 Honda Accord
[+10] u/FarkGrudge: Every instinct in my body says to sell everything and go short.
So, naturally, the play is 0dte calls.
[+10] u/Mr60SPX: >No Tax on Tips is one example of how the DoorDash community can create meaningful policy changes.
Read: No tax on tips is how we get the American tax payers to subsidize our business! 👍
[+10] u/Frizzoux: I used to be poor, now I am making, relative to how things started, a lot of money. Went to some luxury shop to buy some retarded items, to see how it feels, realized it's all fak and gey, didn't get the kick out of it. So here I am.
[+10] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Has there ever been an asset more manipulated than oil has over the past month? Wowee. Price is now lower than before Iran and USA had their failed negotiations and we completely blocked off the strait.
[+10] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a CSP barely ITM get assigned on Friday only for it to rip up 4% on Monday?
[+10] u/Jadeclone1: Bears get one day a week to celebrate. Those days are either Saturday or Sunday
[+10] u/synthetic350: Yeah Im not buying this fake ass rally
Holding cash
[+10] u/Recent_Drama7622: Bear eat cereal with fork
[+10] u/Exciting-Bag-5445: Crypto pumping, HOOD to follow. Adding more calls tomorrow
[+9] u/DisplayMelodic5955: i am going to make 100x within the next 6 months.
[+9] u/throwingitanyway: if you start with $100 and make at least 10% every day, you'll be a billionaire before the year is over. it's that easy
[+9] u/skymagic: microwaving an egg for my ramen, blew up the first egg into tiny pieces and spent like an hour wiping it down, currently microwaving the 2nd egg 😎
[+8] u/WSB_Austist: I’m fucking blown to Smithereens if SPY doesn’t go below $676 by the 15th. I think peace and good news is the only thing that can bring SPY down.
[+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: My small gamba account that I only use for day trading and options degeneracy is up 88% ytd. I feel like it's trying to bait me into going all in.
[+8] u/Gold-Philosopher8466: I’m gonna stop SNDK rally by buying calls tomorrow. Sorry bols
[+8] u/Historical-Pea-688: The year is 2027
SPY: Pinned to 680
Gas: Over $10 a gallon
WSB users: Margin Called
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+8] u/skymagic: raygun did nothing wrong
[+7] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: The market is back like nothing never happed lol
[+7] u/FullCopy: Welcome to the Hotel of Hormuz. You can check in anytime but you can never leave.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: People talking about the pope being soft on crime. Gotta remember though, there was a time when the Catholic Inquisition would straight up murder you for even hinting at things like...heliocentricity (the Earth and planets orbit the sun)...paiganism...the idea of breaking things down to an infinitesimally small partition to create new areas of mathematics (calculus).
The Catholics were the fucking worst for a thousand years or more.
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Holy shit donny Jr is following in papa's footsteps, hes bout to sink a company
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: I can't believe my 714 calls are actually showing signs of life. Bears have to be perfect every time. Bulls have a chance even on *terrible* plays.
[+7] u/kryptonyk: So did Dubai’s tourism industry basically go to $0 from this?
[+7] u/RunesDubloons: The market can stay irrational longer than I can stay awake after snorting an entire bottle of solvent.
[+7] u/DaFlyingGriffin: The new bull thesis for the next few weeks will be "upcoming talks" between USA and Iran that constantly stall out.
What could possibly have been the framework in which Iran gives up their nuclear option?
And is the US/Iran shared strait proposal even legal? Every passage throughout the world would become privatized after that.
Also, I assume a ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon was just a non-starter from the beginning?
What an absolute nightmare.
[+7] u/horseisahorse: I can't tell if it's back to normal or if they're trying to fuck my ass
[+7] u/cannythecat: I'm getting flashbacks to may 2025 when everybody was saying the ports were empty and market would surely crash post tariff pause.
[+6] u/xReMaKe: MSFT looks ready to rip. Only took it 69 years but we here. Bag holders get ready! How do I know this? I sold calls at 400 expiring Friday. Every time I do that I get fucked. I took one for the team.
[+6] u/imabev: I just checked [marinetraffic.com](http://marinetraffic.com) and no ships are going through the Straight of Hormuz. Maybe its very late there and the seamen are doing other things.
[+6] u/jer72981m: Yeah it who can afford to short
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: Did that 🍊 fool really say he was a Dr in that image he posted where he looked like some kind of Jesus . Now I'm concerned
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Maybe the real blockade is the friends we made along the way
[+6] u/jonnyraza27: Wtf is going on with semiconductors ?? I’m actually curious why this run
[+6] u/_pout_: I haven't played enough RISK to understand the endgame of blockading a blockade.
[+6] u/Lordblack1400: whats up with ETH move ?
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Okay, Bessent, we get it. Oil is at pre double blockade prices. You can stop.
[+6] u/fartpooppee420: if i want to invest in copper should i like, just go to home depot or lowes and buy copper pipes and shit
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Didn't realize PP is tomorrow
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: VIX expiration and Opex this week I swear this stuff sneaks up Everytime!
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Bers fear-mongering so much that it backed fire on them LOL
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Sndk going to have a smci like crash eventually.
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: thats pretty much all jobs. just absorb the pain and look for other jobs
there is literally no job that wont be painful
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: SPY has gone on this ridiculous V, yet somehow my port is still obliterated.. fuck I'm a regard.
Mag7 were NOT the play.
[+6] u/JuliusCaesar121: Breaking News: Iran agrees to rename Hormuz to the "Strait of America" in lieu of any substantive concessions. Trump accepts and declares victory. War over.
Paradoxically, the "strait of America" remains 100% off limits to the US fifth fleet 😐
[+5] u/kaapooj: dubai won't come back
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: Quit my dream job today because my port is up and my boss is overly territorial of me, since I make him look good. I won’t be a pawn in someone’s kingdom.
See you at Wendy’s.
[+5] u/Ancient_Let7878: Man that one guy has me looking at different dehydrators for my banana chips
[+5] u/Ancient_Let7878: I wish I could buy stock in Chiquita but it’s private 😔
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: I haven't seen the new Mario but I feel like it's over hated. But everyone needs to watch Project Hail Mary. Movie is a fucking masterpiece
[+5] u/borat_he_like_you: Sex robots are coming
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Generational dip on sndk overnight ( went from 990 to 973)!🤡
[+5] u/dopeadult: your girlfriend is gaslighting you
[+5] u/Neemzeh: Why is nobody talking about Black Tuesday tomorrow? 10% drill on SPY is inevitable is it not?
[+5] u/_pout_: Not to bitch about NVDA, but why is NVDA such a bitch?
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Can someone review my trades for me and tell me what I've been doing wrong? My Fidelity password is vK,\^sbgF. Thanks!
[+5] u/mneymaker: I have always been a chicken shit on those vol monsters SNDK and BE
Gratz on the big balls buyers
[+5] u/angrybubblez: Yeah I should have known that after 5 weeks of -1.5% weeks the market would say yeah let’s pump it up 8% in two weeks
[+5] u/Plus_Respect_3303: I give up, I’ll just go to the casino good luck yall
[+5] u/TotalInstruction: I’m going to pleasure myself in the bright red glow of my computer screen displaying all of the pullbacks tomorrow.
[+5] u/DustyBowls: $MSFT has raised prices sharply across its Surface-branded device lineup
[+5] u/Snowman33001: Can it pump? Yes
Will it pump? Yes
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: imagine all the people sitting on cash and going to buy in when we hit 700
[+5] u/JamesBondJr007: My move tomorrow is the worm!
[+5] u/DA2710: I should be in the findom sub. I refuse to buy anything with momentum or solid fundamentals
[+5] u/OddAccount9912: Wow oracle 13.58% up today🤣
[+5] u/AKOnDaTrack: we literally had a mini liberation day dip and YOU, yes YOU missed it, again
[+14] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: a gap down would *get the people going*🫴
[+12] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #BERS R FUKT
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+12] u/ecoburner87: this sub is peak euphoria right now, have fun with w all that
[+11] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I dont think Ive seen a single bearish comment. They’ve been hunted to extinction 😭
[+11] u/Quiet_Deer_4887: I mean, once you get past the whole 'market is manipulated' thing, it's kinda easy to trade, no?
[+11] u/Character_Pirate_152: i never seen doctor with light beams coming out of his hands.
[+11] u/Thin_Response_2689: I just know there’s a regard here who bought SNDK at $994.96
[+10] u/Mr_Pongo: Can I post my tax bill as loss porn ?
[+10] u/WorseBlitzNA: Cash gang! Nothing can hurt me
[+10] u/Thin_Response_2689: Ok I will become ber now too many bols and I like to inverse this sub
[+10] u/Pete26l96: All of the greatest investors: "More money has been lost waiting for a correction then during corrections themselves".
Bers and Cash Gang - Proceed to wait for a correction.
Bers and Cash Gang months later - "This market makes no sense".
[+9] u/cutiesarustimes2: The US should hold off on rate cuts and “wait and see,” Bessent told Semafor.
Get your popcorn ready, this tweet will be a doozy.
[+9] u/alfred250: Why do bears buy so many puts and get the most bearish at the bottom? They could make a lot more money if they bought puts at the top, when this bull market comes to an end in 2067
[+9] u/KindlyTie6602: I’m a bull, but even I think this run up was dumb. Oh well, the trend is your friend
[+9] u/Thin_Response_2689: Bers deleted their brokerage app and left the WSB sub to start a new life as a trans prostitute named Wendy
[+8] u/alfred250: WHERE IS THE PUT LOSS PORN?? I know entire college funds have been flushed and marriages lost on April and May 560Ps
[+8] u/aioliravioli: and once again for the 400th time bers forgot to buy the dip
[+8] u/Space_Miner6: I miss her, but not as much as I miss not buying that dip.
[+8] u/ajibtunes: Sydney Sweeney is deadass just a pornstar atp
[+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: Bers will see their puts at -99.9% tomorrow
[+8] u/InformalMeal9828: I don’t understand the mindset of the ber. We traded sideways for 6 months, just came out of a 10% correction, the sitting president is pumping the market and individual tickers, and we’re experiencing euphoria off of second rate news headlines. But you still want to short.
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I'm *making biscuits* ☺️
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Why does the market keep going up? Because the federal government is inflating the currency. More cash chasing stocks mean stocks go up.
[+7] u/ddrsdght: Guys with my skull shape tend not to lose
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I guess its finally time to do my taxes
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: Sandisk was at 568 two weeks ago and that’s where I sold it
[+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: If you’ve never been banned, can you even call yourself regarded? I submit that you cannot. But I’m pretty well regarded.
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: holy crap that trump doordash video is insane. He says the Jesus photo was supposed to be a picture of "him as a doctor"... gaslightin' ass...
[+7] u/LongCucumber3710: Didn’t we already go above pre war levels?
Why are we still going up on news of the war de-escalating?
Please.
[+7] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: Because people are buying stocks so the price is going up
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: 2 things make me very happy to see.
\- when ber say "What the fk is happening?"
\- when chart guy posts TA and gets downvoted to hell
[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: SOMEDAY I’LL BE PART OF THAT WORLDDDDDDDDD
[+7] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: anyone holding onto nflx?
[+7] u/small_root: My move tomorrow is to uninstall my life and play my existence at NG+
[+7] u/dylanx5150: I've gone full retard too many times.
[+6] u/friedbymoonlight: I’ve been a bear in a reversal like this and it’s agony. Feeling for you regards.
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Imagine not only missing out on the dip but buying more puts when spy was down 10% dumbass bears LMAO
[+6] u/amanj41: STFU bulls you’re gonna give SPY performance anxiety
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Remember when 700 was a meme? Well, it’s not anymore.
[+6] u/hodl_poke_stay_calm: SPY 700 once we unblock the strait? If blocking it is bullish, then unblocking it should be super double bullish right?
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: I made 8k today how bout you bers?
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Breaking: Iranian missiles fired at bers puts
[+6] u/Options_tarded: Full port msft. Mortgage the house. Sell the dog, liquidate the retirement fuck it
[+6] u/barkwoofgrrr: 🎵 If you want me to pay my taxes,
you better come over with a crusafix,
You're gonna have to nail me down 🎵
[+6] u/AltTooWell13: Do I have to alcohol swab the syringe every time I use it or just once a day?
[+6] u/Mettabreaks: I didn't want you guys to witness the power I have obtained but let me tell you a bit before I change your lives forever.
I was a bol for months but after losing my ass I switched to the bear side on Wednesday. I have lost more money being a bear these past few days than being a bol for the past couple of months. It doesn't matter though because I realized I have gained something greater- the power to change trends.
Know that I will be buying shares on margin and calls at open. If we go down it was not because of PPI but because it was me. Tomorrow you shall feel the pain I have known too well!
[+6] u/Camusknuckle: Why am I researching like I’m writing a dissertation about pipelines and oil fields and ports? I don’t care about any of those things.
[+6] u/wenxuan2: 11th day streak soon
[+6] u/Butter_Ball22: Believe it or not… stalls
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Bear: “ But we’re at war and the oil prices are rising, even before the war there was an AI bubble and the economy was at risk.”
Bol: Sybau
[+5] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Im self employed and not married, just did taxes today. I need SPY at 745 tomorrow, wish me luck
[+5] u/unholy-confetti: Its hard to time the market bruh shouldve dca like a boomer
[+5] u/Noble_Bastard: I think tomorrow we chop, followed by Shrek dildo on Wednesday.
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Crypto pumping. Yeah ber r fuk even more than they already have.
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Thinking of starting a small investment in helium tanks from Party City as a hedge against the semiconductor supply chain, feels like a misunderstood asset right now
[+5] u/Ok-Power7770: Is Sndk the new game stock
[+5] u/tommylol66: Either tomorrow or Wednesday we’ll get that red day… being careful with my calls
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Must be nice to be Barron unlimited signals, infinite money, all the coke and h\*es thats a life worth living
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: A lot of you guys watch VR porn from the girls POV
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Too much Bol-ism here. Smells sus
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Nonstop pump till eoy incoming
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: Just get me out or my HOOD and MSFT bags and ill stop trading
[+5] u/music_is_gud: If such seemingly bad news makes SPY shoot up like Shrek's dong, imagine what will happen if oil goes back to $60 pb
[+13] u/Ok-Organization1796: Global conflict should hurt markets. Trading like a rational person has lost my all my portfolio. I will now become a head-in-the-sand bull and just drool over my keyboard typing green by open and believe it or not calls. Stocks just dont. go. down.
[+12] u/Iunatic: Bear starter pack
"Low volume"
"Al jizzeera said..."
"Who is buying at these levels"
"Loaded up on puts at close" (they have $600 total, in cash, earning interest in Robinhood)
[+11] u/Bright-Revolution496: Leave the bears alone guys. They’ve lost enough.
[+11] u/Swaggerpro: It puts the oil in the barrel or it gets the blockade again
[+11] u/Micheal_Hancho: Hey bears, come here 🫴
Closer 🫴
A little closer 🫴
>!TALKS ARE GOING WELL 😈!<
[+10] u/gorlami_1: msft at 400$ at open tm and I’ll get my 10th booster shot bill gates
[+10] u/e10n: So we having another TACO Tuesday tomorrow
[+10] u/bullrfuk: Bers are the type of people that drive exactly at the speed limit on the left lane LMAO
[+9] u/jonneh: What a world we live in smh
> A worker died at an AMZN warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion.
>
> Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor.
>
> One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”
[+9] u/mackey88: I am not sure how much weight it carries, but the International Energy Agency Releases an Oil Market Report that comes out at 10am Paris time on the 14th. They report supply and demand across the various oil product around the world. Might be the trigger to get future matching reality.
[+9] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: Waiting this month out in cash. Something is completely off with the models.
[+9] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: bers are the gay version of gay people
[+8] u/Euphoric_Present8838: Today was gay as fuck. The only dump that happened was in my pants and my port.
[+8] u/Bravadette: Goodnight . Hoping the rest of you poors get PDT requirements lifted this week. Seems a bunch of brokers are ready to implement minimum account balance changes.
[+8] u/Beagle001: It just dawned on me that I'm holding short dated calls overnight for SPY and TQQQ. I was driving all day and didn't really think about it too much...
[+7] u/SilverPrivateer: so many copycat posters at wsb
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: you know its gonna be a day tomorrow when no ones reporting the futes in the chat. bers r so fuk regardless lmao
[+7] u/depresssionista: Brb DoorDashing McDonald’s to Trumpstein class to pay for my husband’s cancer treatment.
[+7] u/squidsauce99: Iran talks Thursday, PPI tomorrow morning 830 am, Lebanon Israel talks with Rubio tomorrow morning 11am, 🌮 meets Chinese ambassador tomorrow 5:30 pm, bers good luck bobbing and weaving this week!
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: I mean, Bessent beginning to crack is satisfying but uh. I have these calls
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Ah, nothing like bears doom posting on the weekend, only to end Monday with SPY approaching ATH again. You love to see it. 😎☕️
[+6] u/sal4you: The Applebee's near me throws out their expired/unsold food at 12:30 AM.
Here's to eatin' good in the neighborhood.
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: I should work as a White House doordasher.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Irrespective of the war outcome don’t forget all the pdfs need to be prosecuted and punished
[+6] u/mackey88: New deal speculation, the US says Iran can have nukes if they open the strait.
[+6] u/Remarkable-Action708: Barron, please tell me what daddy told you
[+6] u/Schmidtys: mods, make the spoon splash on his shirt when hes washing dishes
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: bers broke their own circuits lmao
[+6] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Muddy water(Toad) is a joke SOFI later morning will jump up high
[+6] u/PomegranateLow4822: Buy high sell higher 📈
[+6] u/Accomplished_Suit651: Was in the city and walked past a lady in a full hijab standing outside a store. At the same time I passed her, another lady in pink booty shorts and titties half out crossed right beside her. Truly the dichotomy of man
[+6] u/BepisHasAutism: Even a -2% day tomorrow would barely get me back to even on my poots :(
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: What’s an ugly girl name? Bertha?
[+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: “cash gang” was gloating in the weekend thread lmao
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: US offers to trade countries, calls it a wjn
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Could be wrong but seems like options expire Friday — Shorts are covering
[+5] u/NationalMedia8201: 8 green days has only happened 61 times in 91 years
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: I’m up 73% on the year in this chop
[+12] u/Threebridges2: Political positions aside, someone seriously needs to take Trump’s phone away. This dude would have been ousted as CEO at any major Fortune 500 company that he didn’t own himself years ago for social media behavior alone, yet this is who we have representing our country.
[+10] u/UnivalveX: it's all priced in. except 3 ships crossing the strait everyday, no one was expecting that shit
[+10] u/Sure_Fisherman2641: Had a nightmare where i was a bagholder
[+10] u/SouthNice7324: SPY nearing 690 in this context is utter nonsense
[+8] u/frogboyjr: oil bulls have officially graduated to community members for r/oil
[+8] u/salacious_lion: Tell you what's fucking craziest about this whole thing. Futures haven't moved a millimeter all afternoon and evening
[+8] u/WayDry848: nikkei +2.30%. It's over ber bros
[+8] u/king_of_all_retards: I paper handed MU 420 Apr17 calls last week
#FUCK
[+8] u/AllTimeTy: I’ve got it handled.
[+7] u/SophisticatedLogic: Imagine being JPow. He wakes up everyday, wears $50K hand crafted silk robes, eats a big bowl of $2 choco-dynabyte Walmart cereal with milk.
Pets his cat, takes a nice dump, adjusts 0.1% for inflation column in Google drive file. Calls it a day. Absolute giga chad legend.
[+7] u/Fire-Lion6: You ever see a tweet with 120k likes with an anecdotal story about a field you are actually involved and knowledgeable about and it's calling all of you dumb.
But since you actually are in the field you know the story is so unbelievably unlikely to have actually happened, and inaccurate to how stuff actually works but you can't respond because then you'll just look salty and other uneducated people will pile on you.
So you just have to scroll past.
Anyways when's the strait opening.
[+7] u/Admirable-Key2405: Bought calls last week after the pump and got fucked. Bought puts last night and got fucked. I must hate money
[+7] u/Normal_Finance_3083: #BEARHUNTER TYPA PERSON TO SHORT OIL WHILE OILED UP. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/SophisticatedLogic: SPY 900 IS NOT A MEME
[+7] u/regular_user01: SPY could be down -10% just to bounce back 11% to be at +1% by closing. Bers in shambles
[+7] u/XTotallyDifferentGuy: I don't have to imagine.
[+6] u/Muted_Thought8382: Post liberation day bull run 2.0 continues
[+6] u/Left_Register5548: No way it rallys anymore than this
[+6] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: “*President Donald Trump said that Tehran has contacted Washington about a potential agreement.”*
There is no way this happened.
There is also every chance that he will announce an agreement regardless.
[+6] u/Mycologist-Active: Jim Cramer said to buy! I’m buying the market. I now own stocks. First decree! Bears will be put back in national parks
[+6] u/Zimoula: Tomorrow pre open we have PPI and earnings from banks, what do yall expect to happen? Big volatility or na?
[+6] u/fuzzywuzzy123: Listen, not gonna lie, bear posts are starting to go down, and bulls are a little bit too drunk. I'm getting worried for tomorrow.
[+6] u/GideonWainright: This paper market is divorced from the physical market...of the actual economy lol.
[+5] u/SophisticatedLogic: I just built a big beautiful stock picker!!!
Guaranteed better than crayon charts.
1st bubble you pop will blow your port, 3rd bubble you pop will 2x your port.
If you hit CUCK, please put fries in the bag and try again!!
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[+5] u/Flimsy_Bus2895: Is SNDK ever gonna stop going up....?
[+5] u/PunchingAgreenbush: New negotiations on Thursday, bears get the wendys applications ready
[+5] u/sjtomcat: Went long on NVO today. At some point it’s gotta stop going down
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Microsoft experiencing exactly 1% of growth in the last 365 days is totally normal I’m sure
[+5] u/Zimoula: Fyi: lowest spy volume since Christmas
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: why did we really have to go through all of that just to rally straight up in the end....
[+17] u/layelaye419: Everyone always worried about the strait of Hormuz but no one cares about the gays of Hormuz :(
[+12] u/MrRutin: So all we got was higher oil prices
[+11] u/Cress-Used: Not in any position rn but what has changed? Strait still blocked, deal still not done.
How does that make sense.
[+11] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Too fucking bullish in here tonight, scaring me an my calls
[+10] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: I asked AI for a formula to estimate the price of oil based on the actual retail price of a gallon of gas. I put it into a spreadsheet and input $3.60 for the retail gasoline price. It estimated that crude oil is $5.83 per barrel.
[+9] u/Casper-_-00B: Wtf is going on with sndk last year it was 80
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Iv in 0dte too crazy man, they robbing us with masks off
[+8] u/DarkR124: Feel like it’s going to either rip again tomorrow or tank. No in between.
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: Trading this market feels like participating in a TV show
I'm excited to see what happens next
[+7] u/chauhan_shubham: SNDK is the new NVDA ? Crazy 1 yr returns and still ripping ?
[+7] u/Aggressive_Pin941: Will paper oil ever catch up to reality or does the market legitimately believe this will all magically fix by may even tho that’s physically impossible at this point?
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: I smell a taco 🌮 Tuesday
Some say they are the best tacos the biggliest of tacos 🌮
Either that or another door dash of Macdonalds 🍟 The fat fuck
Open the casino 🎰
[+7] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Bezos shooting bimbos into space is the only way our species can survive!
[+7] u/hettygreentypebeat: LMAO. i have eight pages of my 1099b i still need to enter for taxes. help me
[+7] u/PuzzleheadedTear5969: "Writing is the highest form of thinking." - someone who hasn't read this thread
[+7] u/trsx5: Too much bull here now, -3% day confirmed
[+6] u/maximuminimum: Bears be like… **4/13 NEVER FORGET!**
[+6] u/Adventurous-Date-397: Life gets better when you stop thinking about what you want and start focusing on what you have
[+5] u/Few-Watercress-3390: The fall may be legendary
[+5] u/D1finalboss: it gets the people moving
[+5] u/Salty-Bid1597: Imagine your own government making you pay to file your taxes. Imagine even having to file a tax return.
It must be like living in black and white times.
[+5] u/I_pop_Jardiance: SNDK to 1500$ this week...esp if 🥭 tweets something positive about the war...
[+5] u/John__Chena: Lucked out today. Took my shit BEFORE my shower 💪🏼
[+23] u/onamixt: Bulltrap is almost complete
[+22] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Holy shit it must be actual torture to be a Ber, somehow being right and losing money at the same time
[+19] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Hello I am under the water
[+19] u/HandsOnTheBible: Recession? Yeah it’s banned.
[+18] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: I’m a permabol and this is lowkey retarded LMAO
[+16] u/A55BAG: Blocking the strait of Hormuz is bullish, removing the blockade is bullish.
Oil at 100$ is bullish, oil at 60$ is bullish.
Give up **🐻** it's over.
[+15] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: as a europoor i went at the playground with the kids and went to bed early last night. SPY was at +0.05%.
i open the god forsaken app now. Spy +1%.
did we figure out how to teleport ships out of the fucking hormuz or what???
[+14] u/i2noob: iran block (negative) + us block (negative) = Positive. That's why we in the green
[+12] u/lilordeo: bols celebrting +0.5 % while usd down1%🤣🤣Dumb BOLS
[+11] u/GuusMosco: Was a bear for 5 days and it was the worst week of my life.
[+11] u/UsernameTaken_123: SNDK up 2739% since last year, is now the time to full port?
[+11] u/nyse25: just got an email saying my domino's pizza points are about to expire. i can't have one fucking thing in this fucking world
[+10] u/Heavy-Imagination506: https://preview.redd.it/hmlsrjmq44vg1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=6042cbba4373ee023bf9ac1b5d6ee9b02e554749
[+10] u/VaIentineX: never a red day again
[+10] u/Knarre30: At this point china could invade Taiwan and we would end green.
[+9] u/Competitive_Ride: Bears will never get me to doubt again. As long as people have jobs they will keep buying in their retirement on every paycheck. It’s the biggest pyramid ever built
[+9] u/Elforas_Tero: Blockades hate this simple trick
[+8] u/uncorrelatedgambling: The Ram i bought for my pc end of last November has been my best investment this year, lmao
[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: Look bers, it keeps pumping LMAO. By the time the drop happens it will reach a low of SPY 720. Thanks for you r attention to this matter
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: >PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: NO DATE OR TIME HAS BEEN SET FOR THE SECOND ROUND OF US-IRAN NEGOTIATIONS
DAMP ET
[+8] u/latchsideways: Fuck it, cash gang for 6 days, I'm going all in. Ain't missing out on generational bags
[+8] u/A55BAG: Finnish stock market Helsinki OMXH25 just hit an ATH. Stupid fake energy crisis 🤣
Also thanks Jensen for saving Nokia!
[+7] u/DispositionZero: This sub has the memory of a goldfish 😅
[+7] u/ismebbb: My net worth starts with a B.
Broke
[+7] u/survivalnecessities: Aight what happened?
[+7] u/Joonypoo: another opportunity to pull out
but i never pull out
[+7] u/nolanjp: Everyone expects a pump today so I guess we dumping
[+7] u/hopeles-mechanic-28: You guys didnt understand how the market works.The Gas price was $4.13 in my area and we got green market for 8 days. Now its around $3.89 . Thats means it will be red
.
I think
I hope
Maybe
Who knows
[+7] u/Me55y: Back to ATH just because Trump said Iran wants to make a deal about 10 times
[+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: Where is 25k spy puts guy LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/egauifan: Sandisk 48 to 985 in 8 months. lol. craziest shit ive seen in my lifetime.
[+7] u/vCharged: I don’t understand why there isn’t more manipulation done at these hours. META just dropped $2.13 in a hr with no volume. Why isn’t this stuff done more?
[+6] u/QuartersToPlay: Should I fulll port into calls after so many green days? I THINK I SHALL. GOOD LUCK MARKET.
[+6] u/Raw-Garden: Should I get in n out tonight guys
[+6] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Seeing bers get taunted in here is the funniest thing ever
[+6] u/No_Relief_8705: Reuters: BREAKING unconfirmed reports of US Navy vessel firing mean tweets at Chinese vessel.
[+5] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: They sniffed each other’s smelly fur.
[+5] u/victoryboiiTCG: That doordash driver and Trump interaction from earlier is comedy gold
[+5] u/Dismal_Conflict7922: Just made me watch it I felt gross after
[+5] u/Automatic-Scene5621: Something I’ve been experimenting with lately is transferring any profits I make into my bank account that same day. I can’t say,(and I’m too embarrassed to anyway), how much money I’ve lost “reinvesting into the business”. How many things I could have bought, instead while I was hemming and hawing over the cost, I’d end up throwing it away on yet another bad play. How much financial stress I’ve caused myself. How having money sitting in my brokerage account is too convenient for me. And I think having it so easily available might lend itself to making, (more), revenge trades, among other not so smart things. Psychology is for me probably the biggest hurdle when it comes to trading so whatever I can do to help lessen that part of it that keeps me making mistakes when I know better I’ll happily incorporate into my approach. I guess I could buy shares of an index or some blue chip stock in place of or in addition to putting into my bank account but for now, baby steps. If I’m fortunate enough to amass enough money I might investigate other options, (no pun intended)
[+5] u/Anal_holocost: What the actual fuck is going on with SNDK
[+5] u/Time_Independence355: Can I claim a disability by being a bear?
[+15] u/sami_regard: 9 straight pump days. Makes perfect sense.
[+12] u/Hwangoutpltr: If you're not up at 3:59 glued to your trading app and riddled with anxiety
Do you even trade, bro??
[+12] u/Reply_Stunning: iran war has been more bullish to U.S markets than even AI or blockchain
[+11] u/Potential_Version_34: You’re welcome
I used my birthday wish for 700 spy this week
🕯️ 💨
[+10] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Bull trap of the decade or start of new bull run?
[+10] u/analgape4206969: I guess this is my fault for buying puts at close
[+9] u/ImAnonymous135: Just a reminder that the past 10 days if you played it right you couldve been retiring by todays open.
Instead like a pussy I stayed cash hoping for a bigger dip and will continue to work at the dumpster
[+8] u/Street-Badger: VIX below 19 during energy crisis, war. Donald Jesus H 🥭 am I turbofucked.
[+8] u/loveiseverything: Good Lord what is happening here. SPY nearing 700? At this time of year, at this time of day and in this part of the economy?
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Anyone else feeling like this bull run is fake? Might cash out soon
[+8] u/Desmater: Crazy we are almost back to ATH on SPY.
[+8] u/Nero23x: I was a witness to the Great 🐻 extinction event of 2026 🦖
[+8] u/daedalus_dance: >U.S. and Iranian negotiation teams will return to Islamabad for peace talks later this week.
Ceasefire holding - no real reason to be bearish unless they start shooting again. Market seems to have priced in a short war (accurately).
[+8] u/Artistic_Builder_641: Ber market cancelled
[+8] u/rukasteam: Stock market goes down. Doomers and bears say "Seeeee we're right and he's stupid."
Market goes to ATH. Doomers say "Rigged. Market manipulation. We can't possibly be wrong".
[+7] u/Neat-Question5148: REPENT BER! GREEN DILDOS WILL SMITE YOU!
[+7] u/night_shredder: !banbet RKLB 112 60d
[+7] u/neilr3ddit: No more dumping? Seriously? 🫠
[+7] u/StockB0Y: Were in a war with iran 100 dollars a barrel with the conflict increasing might even bring China. If you haven't taken the hint yet this market will never go down
[+7] u/TreGet234: Panic buy everything spy will never see 680 again
[+7] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I bet game cuck is going to buy the strait of Hormuz.
[+7] u/carcotasu081: I wonder if this bull run is fueled by cash finally getting tired of sitting on the sidelines
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: SanDisk will be the short of a century.
The problem is, as always, the timing.
Could reach 1500 before going back to 100.
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: How do you win a fight with a guy with a boner?
[+7] u/spsteve: So a china bound ship sales clear of the us blockade and ukmto reports a ship off Oman was hit by projectiles (like by iran, but who knows now) and futes still green. Very cool. Very legal.
Okay... it is legal... but i wanted to say the line... none of this makes any sense.
[+6] u/Altruistic_Gap_8494: That's great. Talks didn't go well? Up 1%. Talks going to resume? up 1% more.
[+6] u/zeebee098: What the hell goes on
[+6] u/No-Can-80085: Hell ya brotha u get it now
[+6] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Finally the Christmas rally I was promised
[+6] u/X211499Reddit: Every time SPY goes up the dollar goes down
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: Mods have cleaned this place up well I’m glad
[+5] u/360drive69: Bears are SOFT ON CRIME and will never ever win the f.i.f.a peace price.
[+24] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I have to say this is like impressively retarded. We’re just about back to ATH with the largest oil shock in modern history LMAO
[+18] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: What was the point of the war if our terms for a deal are literally what already existed before the war?
[+17] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Block the Strait : +1%. Unblock the Strait: +3%.
[+17] u/Throwingdartsmouth: I'll never understand why anyone credits companies for beating earnings estimates made by analysts. When the benchmark is made by an outside party, all the ER will reveal to us is how good or bad analysts are at guessing earnings, while telling us jack shit about the company itself. It's nonsensical.
[+17] u/nthnreallymatters: so Iran had all the cards and leverage and they just decided to bend over and get fucked voluntarily?
something seems fishy here
[+16] u/Senior_Professional4: Going to need a calm -7% today to get those puts itm
[+12] u/Ill-Expression1737: i need a -2% day thanks
[+11] u/Liquoricezoku: Open. The. Casino.
Stop, having it, be closed.
[+11] u/Senior_Professional4: I’m devising a new strategy where instead of shorting the market I sit on cash and instead of buying calls I buy shares
[+11] u/Delicious-Gap-6678: That one actually \*IS\* priced in. The market is operating on the near-certainty of TACO.
[+10] u/neverturndownagain: Literally lost my whole Port on calls 2 days before the epic Bull run started FML
[+9] u/BigBasedGrifter69: Geopolitical summary: The blackjack table is being blockaded by the Ayatollah Floor Manager and they wont even let you bet. And you cant leave.
[+9] u/pain474: Bers absolutely massacred
[+9] u/whyshw: It’s too quiet today. I don’t like this
[+9] u/Specialist_Fig9458: You all do not hate Scott Bessent nearly enough
[+8] u/Spy300: >CHINA'S PRESIDENT XI JINPING SAYS THE WORLD ORDER IS 'CRUMBLING INTO DISARRAY
✅️
[+8] u/humunculus43: Is there any logical reason why the market is going up? Presumably all sides sticking to the ceasefire despite no deal is seen as a sign a deal will get done?
[+8] u/IamyourfantasyX: I took profits yesterday and it still goes up. Clown market. At least I am 1% YTD now.
I have cash now so when dip?
[+8] u/Impressive-Name5129: Well at least oil isn't $100
[+8] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: lost my last 3months salary as soon as I got them gambling on options. Borrowed money and lost it.
There’s only one way to get out of gambling debts. Borrow & bet bigger and hope you win
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: So Chinese tankers are getting through, war's over, what is the new thing that will be used to manipulate the markets?
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Just here for the retardation
[+7] u/HunterThompsonsentme: I bought MSFT puts so y'all are welcome for the abundant greenery
[+7] u/Sea_Assistant_6441: Selling everything to buy more Pokémon cards
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: it’s just gonna be a nothing burger day isn’t it?
[+6] u/Strangerdanger8812: Just finished my taxes... getting back 10k playbois. Probably gonna do something responsible with it
[+6] u/nthnreallymatters: last year i told myself just be retardedly bullish no matter how bad the news seems
like think of the worst case scenario and then assume it will somehow get fixed
worked out perfectly so far
[+6] u/-user222: we need 2% today to make it to 700
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Fun fact red days are simply a myth
[+5] u/Cosmorto: What a pleasant feeling it is to be bagholding the only red MAG7 right now 😁