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[+45] u/FOMO_Gains: Hood call holders
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[+39] u/CurrentRoutine7392: past 21 trading days… SPY's worst red day just -0.63%
meanwhile oil is $100… yeah ok
[+27] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Hood holders bagmaxxing
[+21] u/ChloroVstheWorld: HOOD pleaseeeeee don’t make me an investor
[+21] u/csekseni1: The one time I buy calls…. It’s HOOD calls
[+19] u/freddymojo: Man, I got absolutely FONDLED in the market today.
[+19] u/KittyLover-7: How is hood missing
Them fees I be paying add up
[+17] u/ImTheLizardKing2: Looks like I am becoming a long term investor in HOOD 😭
[+16] u/jraiv420: HOOD bagholders gonna be living in da Hood now 😭😂
[+15] u/wallstreetsimps: I guess SNDK STX and WDC just gonna go up 100% every month forever
[+15] u/Sam_Vicious2: HOOD about to get delisted from HOOD
[+14] u/JSlickJ: who else is triple digits HOOD gang. Im fucking cooked
[+14] u/zurijer: When the capex stops; SNDK, STX, MU are going to create generational bag holders.
[+13] u/Status-Net2947: HOOD you little mfker worst stock in my port
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #Tomorrow is literally the most important day in American history since 1776. LMAO🤌
[+12] u/SouthNice7324: SPY being +12% in a month is unsustainable. However, I did say that at +9% and +11%.
I will likely say it again tomorrow night at +15%
[+12] u/sirkarmalots: Hood’s got me back in da hood
[+12] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: This HOOD call better get this stock pumping or I will personally fly Vlad to El Salvador
[+12] u/Cryptosharkk: HOOD everyone in wsb is using you and still can't beat. Fml
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: You know, I'm just gonna be grateful for what I have
[+12] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Let's party like 2006. Everyone borrowing to tits to buy shovels
[+12] u/the_mind_goblin1: why are people posting about soccer who cares or watched this? im getting confused thinking these are stock tickers. Shut the fuck up
[+11] u/Snowman33001: Tune in next week, on
When Selling Cash Secured Puts Goes Wrong
[+11] u/b3no_coin: Lol, hood will open -20% tomorrow. These are horrible numbers.
[+11] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: I want to sell my hood call now. How to sell?
Please help me.
[+11] u/WarmCan3034: Bro robinhood social LMAO has this fucktard losing 150k on hood and it’s killing me 😂
[+10] u/SouthNice7324: SPY today had the joy of a tax form
[+10] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: im so excited to jack off tonight
[+10] u/trsx5: Cooked on HOOD. Damn.
[+10] u/Solid-Incident-1163: Robinhood more like robinme
[+10] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: The fed is going to hike rates tomorrow, my uncle works there and he told me.
[+10] u/natures3: I wish I was retarded enough to yolo on the semis names that are already up 1000% from 1 year ago. I really wish that sometimes
[+10] u/GreenGameboyColor: Fuck being a wage slave
I'm missing a great game 😭
[+9] u/Spy300: >Arrest warrant issued for Former FBI Director James Comey.
✅️ Signs your country is turning into zimbabwe
[+9] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: The year is 2028, Asts is at 5000 dollars a share after 3 stock splits, all of Asts gang is making 10k a month in dividends. Life is good
[+9] u/bzl33: the "cash on the sidelines" narrative is bs, Americans are illiquid as ever. That's why even a 30-35% decline in $SPY will be more brutal than whatever the final decline was for 2000s bubble.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Last ever JPow concert tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Axonum: HOOD will always be a r/valueinvesting favorite.
[+9] u/Axonum: STX smashed earnings. Now SNDK can moon again
[+9] u/bzl33: $MSFT is going to be a net loser in AI. Keeping GitHub unusable is another sign that they don't know how to adapt to AI despite Satya doing a bunch of podcasts.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Why do companies report EPS misses? Are they stupid? Can't they just make up the numbers like Intel
[+8] u/Objective_Risk8583: BREAKING: Hood announces AI options trading agent, stock reverses to +500%
[+8] u/tomato232: RDDT: $250 after earnings, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
[+8] u/Maximum_Light409: When you hold: -7%, -3%, -5%, -6%, +0.91%. - 2.50%
When you looking: +3%, +11% double beat, good guidance, +9%...
[+8] u/zuziannka: What if HOOD pumps back up?
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: whats happening to comey is the most insane shit i have ever heard of
literally charging him with death threat because of 4 numbers
[+8] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I’m tired, boss. Last two days were my worst losses in 2 years
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: What if HOOD bounces and fucks over all the bears lmao 😭😭 #copium
[+8] u/UnitedCup1814: Hood was 150 bucks six months ago🤣 wow. Glad I only bought this dog shit at 88
[+8] u/Bizonistic: Market cant even drop more than 0.5% lol. Bers so fucked
[+8] u/canwequitnow: Everything I touch turns to shit. Again.
[+8] u/bringkiteback: Hood missed earnings damn Gen Z and millennials are broke af
[+7] u/cbusoh66: ASTS is toast with Amazon getting into the D2D business. It's going to be an Amazon vs SpaceX competition, and a Bezos vs Musk dick-measuring contest. ASTS cannot compete trying to manufacture bulky and hard to launch satellites and have to depend on Bezos and Musk to launch for them, they're fucking toast...
Don't @ me ASTards with "we have better satellites tech" until you can launch more than 1 satellite per year (only 247 years to go)
[+7] u/trsx5: # TOMRROW IS GONNA HURT. OH WELL WE PICK OUR BALLS OFF THE FLOOR AND GO AGAIN. NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
^((i have $HOOD calls))
[+7] u/jeffynihao: Last chance to buy HOOD this cheap
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: HOOD calls
The amount of people on WSB depositing cash to FOMO into options is all you need to know about their very sustainable business model
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: Weakest taco ever. Why would you tell your enemy you are “in a state of collapse”. So regarded, you couldn’t even fool the algos today. We have plumbed new depths
[+7] u/JPM1216: “Last chance to buy…” = “I am holding massive bags of…”
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: - Revenue: $1.07B vs $1.18B est 🔴
- Adjusted EBITDA: $534M vs $615.8M est 🔴
- EPS: $0.38
- Net Income: $346M
- Operating Expenses: $656M
- Net Deposits: $17.7B
Revenue and EBITDA both came in below consensus.
Other notable items:
- The company plans to invest an additional $100M in 2026 to build and support the user interface for Trump Accounts (the federal program seeded by the Treasury for newborn children)
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Idk, with HOOD even in a difficult economic environment there’s still earnings growth and revenue growth. I’m fine with my shares
[+7] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: HOOD green by eod tomorrow
[+7] u/Ble_h: I lost money during trading hours and I’m losing money after hours.
[+7] u/vroomvroomcars: Hood you worthless piece of shit
[+7] u/TreGet234: Fullporting sandisk has 0 risk.
[+7] u/Moped_Thief: Been bag holding 2k shares of HOOD for the last four months. Seems that will continue for awhile.
[+7] u/teh_herper: #When you are $HOOD, the house also loses
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: I've literally only ever lost money on HOOD and today was no exception. Goodbye $23. You will be missed
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: man oh man. Back at stutter stepping ATHs right before extremely key market data points with the FOMC and 5/7 mag 7 companies reporting.
Nothing really has happened huh.
[+7] u/derprondo: Are Hood earnings a sign of terrible things to come? Poors (anyone with a net worth under $1M) are running out of money, and there's no money left for gambling on stocks?
[+7] u/Bennylegend: SPY really rallied like 80 dollars in a month. Manipulation
[+7] u/_Netgirth: It’s okay, we lose money on Robinhood everyday
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: I’m a fucking paper handed bitch. I seriously know no one more weak. I sell when I see the slightest red, only for it to bounce back up and me to fomo back in. What the fuck did my dad raise me for. This ain’t it man, I got to do better. Holy fuck
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: HOOD makes u BROKU
thats how the saying goes right
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Remember boys, you're only one good trade away from those 2000 baggers you see posted on the front page here.
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: If there is a chip shortage, why don’t they just make more chips. Are they stupid?
[+7] u/ten7four: Remember on HOOD earnings, the first thirteen moves are fake
[+7] u/Jesus-Musk: I used to do cocaine, then I started buying HOOD calls
[+7] u/Syllabub_Visual: What the actual fuck happened to John fetterman…
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: the future's gonna be crazy man we're so behind and insulated from what the real cutting edge modern world is [https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2049218959887552589](https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2049218959887552589)
by the time we're faced with this shit we'll be like boomers tryin to use an iphone while other countries are a decade+ into living it
[+6] u/Zeanbo-Stuntman: If I get 20 upvotes, I will full port POET
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: We opened at 711.79 and will close within 10c. All that up and down
[+6] u/ConstantAd1: Generational bag holders will be created tomorrow and it will be beautiful
[+6] u/Loose_Stool_12: Today could have been an email.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Hood is up 1%
Wow wow wow, wow
Barely an inconvenience
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 1 wins and 0 losses
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[+6] u/callsonreddit: I didn't panic sell my memory stocks in my IRA today.. 4 day streak. Was down like 4k at lowest too thought about selling..
Making progress with tolerance for losses
[+6] u/Waveytony: The comment sections under any OPEC post rn are like throwing a 9th grade economics class straight into the hunger games arena lmao
[+6] u/Open_Waltz6902: Looking at HOOD losses on the app must be a trip
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: Look, here's the thing, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm kinda retarded.
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: If Seagate is pumping this much, sandisk is going to go fucking ballistic thursday after close
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: I sold $455c against my MSFT shares on Friday and I’ve lost money simply due to IV lmao
Forgot about earnings smh
[+6] u/stonetrade: I don’t understand how hood missed earnings. I mean look around, retardism is at an all time high.
[+6] u/mannycalls24: STX 10 bagger in a year wow
[+6] u/Character_Set3454: Spy running a new sale, for every 20 days of +1.5% you get one -0.5% discount day
[+6] u/veggieroll1up: Doomer Dimon bought the dip
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: Messed up a futures contract and just got 400 lean hogs delivered to my house. Wtf do I do?
[+6] u/wyudtix: I almost full ported HOOD calls before close today but my gut feeling told me to stay away. Glad I listened
[+6] u/sanmar2225: #HOOD playing 4D chess with my asshole
[+6] u/bb483: Someone should do a study on how life expectancy is impacted when bagholding losing position
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: It will never happen but could you imagine if SNDK misses this week. Would be hilarious
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Am I seriously considering going long on wheat futures? Yes. Do I have a problem? Also yes.
[+6] u/trsx5: Need $BULL at $7.5 and for $HOOD to recover some... Vladdddddd answerrr my prayerrrsss fucccccccc
[+6] u/Viktri1: So many HOOD haters. HOOD should ban short selling of HOOD on their own platform
[+6] u/RazDoStuff: HOOD should buy BULL (and save my bags)
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Can already see people saying they’re about to go all in hood 😂
Atleast wait to confirm it’s not gonna sell more lol
[+6] u/callsonreddit: What was bad about HOOD earnings?
[+6] u/Bennylegend: [When new Fed chair takes over from Jerome Powell] (https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/027/790/Screen_Shot_2018-12-03_at_2.59.20_PM.jpg)
[+6] u/patmccock86: What will bols do now that orange man gave up on market manipulation?
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: that WDC all time chart is fucking insane
[+6] u/hallett21: Wtf are we waiting on
[+5] u/drakilian: My moves tomorrow are shitting my pants hoping the day of earnings reckoning doesn't nuke my MSFT shares into the dirt
[+5] u/Wise-Ad4725: how is vix going down with oil at 100 and qqq down 1 percent?
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Please HOOD, keep me out of the hood
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Stfu y’all scared me with my HOOD 😭
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: HOOD is fucked. Degens have moved on from crypto to prediction markets.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: I’m NEVER getting back to my $93 average on HOOD am I?
Fuck you Vlad how do you fuck up a casino
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: why would HOOD go up, you're the customers LOL
[+5] u/DingleJingle_: I can't believe I listened to you idiots on hood.....
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I am officially a long term investor (bagholder) in HOOD :)
[+5] u/digital_assests: Ngl could’ve been worse for HOOD
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: HOOD - Vlad please say AIAIAIAIAI on the call
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: wow Seagate still going up, makes sense with all the furry AI porn being made
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Hood is the easiest buy there is....it has too much meme potential to not go back up
[+5] u/Cosmorto: HOOD will never make it out of the hood 🥀
[+5] u/JTexpo: hood was down .01c and the oligarchs decided it meant death
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: Wow my hood puts are well in the money, am I a gay bear?
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Anyone make money today? 🐥 cacaww
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Nice I was gonna get hood calls then shied away from them
[+5] u/bigstew6: Vlad will save us on the call, right..?
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: And the theme of this crash will be blowing CapEx on stupid and speculative shit with overblowm promises of returns and growth. You know, like all the crashes.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Put-call ratio says spy going down
[+5] u/socrates4eva: I will probably buy more HOOD tomorrow if it drills below 75
[+5] u/not_a_pudding: Well time to hold my HOOD bag longer
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: Anyone else get calls for tomorrow?
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Listen, stocks will probably never go up again so just sell it all
[+5] u/teh_herper: Is the SPOT "sound is the future" guy still alive
[+5] u/dontslambro: Im sick and fucking tired. It’s 3 am Im making a pizza yelling at my portfolio
[+5] u/spectra444: I'm a permabol and even I know intel is fake and manipulated… oh wait that’s the entire market 🤣😭
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: BREAKING: The wheels on the bus go round and round.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: SPY 1000 before GTA 6
[+5] u/Deadsea3132: How does HOOD fail to beat earnings with all of its revenue streams ??
[+5] u/Bennylegend: Can't believe there are nearly 20 iterations of an iPhone, Tim really Cooked.
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: MSFT earnings is actually gonna pump NVDA
[+5] u/booose6: Massive selling vol into close oh boy!
[+5] u/stonkguyy: Why the fuck isn’t it going up
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: LMAOOOOO LITERALLY COUNTERED WSB ON HOOD EARNINGS AND PRINTING $$$$ LMAOOOOO .
WSB A BUNCH OF BROKEIS
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: All good in the HOOD?
[+5] u/drakilian: WOAH Terradyne eating shit jesus christ
Semis are cooked
[+5] u/teh_herper: RDDT got obliterated today and not a single news piece on why
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Girls that do blow are so fucking annoying
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: gemini trained on reddit? that makes alot of sense why its turned into a total useless retard i guess
[+32] u/Simran-0: I would like to go from 40K to 400k. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+28] u/NotMe357: "Department of State reportedly planning to put TACO's picture on US passports, per FOX"
You guys are fucked lol
[+24] u/Mr-Bonnet: YOU MEAN THE BROKER
WHO FORCE CLOSES YOUR POSITIONS 1 HOUR BEFORE MARKET CLOSE
ISNT PROFITABLE?
[+16] u/neverseengreen: My HOOD credit card cash back has provided me more gains than the stock
[+13] u/QuantrixQuintrix: i bought oklo after hours yesterday and then sold today to buy hood.
what’s up, im retarded.
[+13] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: all it takes to be rich is SNDK to miss earnings and have one cheeky put
[+12] u/JayRoo83: One of the top posts in the FIRE sub is about how, shockingly, it kinda sucks to retire to a 3rd world country and have to then actually live in a 3rd world country in case you need a laugh
[+12] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Can people who say "if you know you know" be sent to prison?
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: Robinhood should be down 80%. This is a $5 stock. They don’t even have a mobile app or a computer.
[+10] u/MayorMcCheezz: Rumor has it JP is gonna throw a turd on podium tomorrow and say this is the state of things. Then walk out.
[+9] u/Yachtitect: God, grant me the serenity to not be a gey ber, courage to hold these FDs til green, and wisdom to find the next 10 bagger.
[+9] u/Dongkey_kong: I sold AMD for hood. AMA
[+9] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: “Be gay when others are Strait”
[+8] u/synthetic350: Do NOT ask ChatGPT for stock advice
[+8] u/JayRoo83: If you’re making 100k+ and got a home at half price current prices at 3% a decade ago, youre basically set for life and don’t even realize it
If you arent in that bucket, youre so so fucked
[+8] u/delicious_oppai: HOOD down 50% in 6 months and you see nothing but positive shit about it by bots in here 😂
[+7] u/housemouse431: looks like robin isnt leaving the hood bahahahaha
[+7] u/Big-Safe3031: Any of you retards ever made any money? There is so much noise…
[+7] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: HOOD dropping low enough to destroy calls but not low enough to print puts is so wack
[+7] u/QuantrixQuintrix: robinhood ceo mentioning "agentic"...
fuck, another -7% en route
[+7] u/hardcrepe: Fuck it. I'm just gonna buy shares of memory stocks so I can watch them fall $30.
[+7] u/Major_Image5355: Tomorrow I will cry, I am actually starting now but will continue into tomorrow.
No matter what i do, it turns red, if i would sell burial plots no one would die.
[+7] u/Zfreezy: are we actually gonna see some volume step in tomorrow with FOMC?
[+7] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: "Can't wait to finish up my 🥭 work, earn some 🥭 stamped coins, come home to pray to my not crooked 🥭painting and say hello to my 🥭 approved wife and 🥭 approved wife's boyfriend. And hey, if i ever get tired of this 🥭life i just have to look at my dear🥭 approved passport, ~~get scammed~~ pay a tribute to 🥭 using 🥭coin and go eat some moose up in Canada or something. At least I'll always have my 🥭phone definitely made in 🥭land" - average American rn
[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: After this recent rally I feel like we’re gonna fuck around flat for a few months like it did from October-Jan. Unless that 👁️ 🏃 deal comes soon, doubtful.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: sometimes i lay in my bed and daydream about hairy chested men
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Are Sandisk $2000 calls available for this weeks earnings play?
[+6] u/ignatious__reilly: HOOD is going back to $50
Wow
[+6] u/jonneh: > (FT) -- 🥭s face to be on all U.S. passports
#
*FAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: I miss shrek emoji so much
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Selling all my stocks to full port Pinterest. Will be a 25 trillion company soon.
[+6] u/ModeForJoe: BREAKING NEWS: 10-Q and 10-K reporting has been suspended for all stocks generally classified as "Meme Stocks", "Stonks", or stocks generally accepted to meet Meme-like criteria.
On this development, SEC Board member Herbert Wheeler: "No one buys CAR as an investment, so why lame it up with financials that get ignored?". Added, by member Patricia Smith: "Vibes must be on point, fuck fundamentals". More at 11.
[+6] u/samwehl: Imagine China starts giving away free houses for Americans to migrate.
[+6] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: Anybody predicting a **RUG-PULL** Tomorrow???? 🌮 🌮 🌮 👀
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: You might love middle age white women but they will never love you as much as they love Costco 😔
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Would anyone like to make a donation to the ballroom renovations?
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Three potatoes in my ass rn
SPY 718
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: If you never played WoW during BC or Wotlk I don't even know what to say to you. What a pity.
[+6] u/DonCheeech: Microsoft to the moon 🚀
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: The amount of regards that think STX is selling RAM just shows we’re near the top
[+6] u/Vlisa: Down 6% today on shares and leaps. Why didn't I invest in something safe and stable like HOOD stock?!?
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Damn Vlad is the real Robinhood
[+6] u/Apple2o: Because you don’t own any, missed the run up, and are green with envy even though real HOOD investors prolly have a cost basis of like 12 bucks since that’s been a WSB darling forever
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Almost bought a fuckton of POET today...
Almost made a fuckton of money
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Sorry to HOOD holders
[+5] u/lebronkahn: who is holding msft calls through ER? How bad is the IV crush gonna be?
[+5] u/NeuroDrink: $25k deposit incoming.. all in calls or all in puts?
[+5] u/amanj41: VIX approaching near 2 month low (I have no idea what that portends)
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: Very irresponsible of me for buying $HOOD calls and hold through the bleeding.
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: I know how to stop this bullshit intel negative revenue trash scam tax payer funded pump.
I will buy it tomorrow so it goes to 0.
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Stx going sandisk was predictable but the premiums are disgusting expensive.
[+5] u/Longtimereader69: Why didn't anyone tell me to full port STX calls?
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Anyone a Silversun Pickups fan in here
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Announce he's going to give a big update on the project on Tuesday at 2:30. Not cancel or show up. Then tell everyone in an email how great everything is doing.
🥭 would fit right in at my workplace.
[+5] u/Apple2o: Met a guy the other day who said he sold his car to buy a ninja 250 to save on gas. He crashed within 2 weeks and had a broken arm
[+5] u/lameducker24: Congrats HOOD put owners. You guessed right. So glad I sold my call 😅
[+5] u/mklomp7: All these mag 7 earnings & I just want NFLX to hit $100 again plz
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Why everyone in chat think they Dr.Seus
[+5] u/eskhalaf: Damn, tomorrow is gonna be the last FOMC meeting where Powell is in charge
[+5] u/CD274: 😂. I asked Gemini about some of my portfolio and it called my rklb and blacksky the space casino picks
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: Powell indicted over FED renovations
Comey indicted over seashells
Lmao America
[+5] u/ConcentrateSea5895: I've just given back all the profits I've made today back via HOOD...
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Enjoy your tendies tonight, ber
Sink water and ramen tomorrow
[+5] u/A55BAG: Generational dip buying opportunity for semis! 🤑🤑
[+5] u/swouterrimempire: Glued to earnings. Need Meta to fly and the SP to fly as well
[+5] u/Bob_the_peasant: Holy shit I am so glad I didn’t buy those hood calls
[+5] u/Marko-2091: As expected. Hood shat the bed again
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: love to see hood down, they allowed me to gamble and i lost all my money. now they suffer
[+5] u/McKoijion: Robinhood is cancer. The only question is how long it takes for its users to figure it out. My sense is that every noob they sign up realizes the truth within 3-5 years. Even if they don't transfer out, they just open up a second account at Vanguard or something and invest all new money there.
The dumbest thing is that they had the perfect mousetrap. They recovered from their previous film worthy controversy. Gamblers accepted their insane hidden fees. But their top shareholders and VCs just had to get greedy and start blatantly scamming users. The final straw was when they sold everyone's Facetime photos to Peter Thiel to better train ICE and IDF AI models. Reminds me of when Mr. Burns literally stole candy from a baby. Maggie didn't let him forget it.
[+5] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Robinbood really said fuck it I'll steal from both rich, poor, bull, and bear
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: God damn these hood bags getting heavy
[+5] u/symplton: I will not buy SPOT. I will not buy SPOT.
[+5] u/8thSt: New Reddit UI is slop.
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Why are SanDisk and micron up AH?
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: amphetamines, yes. methamphetamines, no
[+9] u/lax_street: indexes going up 3% tomorrow
[+9] u/DJ_LilSmoke: Shes a 10 but tokenized
[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: BREAKING: Morningstar has given the robinhood stock a 0 star rating with a fair value of -$200 with a summary stating "you will live in the hood if you purchase this and you deserve it".
[+9] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Jerome Powell bout to turn this bull ship around.
News to regards, sustained price of $100 barrel of gas will affect inflation.
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Why do people post six figure portfolio screenshots
😠 Don't flex on me, bro!!!
[+9] u/salacious_lion: Jamie Dimon calling for bond disaster just in time for a nice pullback
[+8] u/SighRamp: where my CAR bear fam at?
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: New Diablo 4 expansion is out.
You don’t just have to shout into the void on this forum, go have fun.
[+7] u/whenyournotdead: Though hood was undervalued, I was very wrong
[+7] u/sunset117: Hood sucks , as I check the platform again …
[+7] u/Gaston44: HOOD wont stop falling
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Let's have an oil shortage, higher fuel prices, a drought in the Midwest and a cold spring in the north east after everything bloomed. Sounds very winning.
[+7] u/scoh-chan: tomorrow we pumpin' bois
[+7] u/A10cc: As much as I enjoy joining in on the HOOD shitting, the company itself is gonna be fine. Too many retards use the app for them to be in any real trouble.
[+7] u/Late_Company6926: Just give up and buy an ev already. It’s going to make you feel better when you can just admit that you’ve been abused by the fossil fuel industry because now it’s over and you’ll stop going to the gas station. It’ll be a relief to know you won’t continue to stay as a slave to the gas station. But you have to take the first step and admit the fossil fuel industry hurt you and abused you. So do yourself a solid and get solar panels and an ev.
[+7] u/Numerous_Two_102: Night is young and full of cum. Bol fak.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: _The Two-Headed Calf_
# 🐮🐮
Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper and carry him to the museum.
But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
as he stares into the sky, there
are twice as many stars as usual.
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE LEVERED THAN RN
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Meeting up to buy something off Marketplace is how I'm going to die. If I'm not back later, it was fun, I love you all.
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: All of this has taught me a valuable lesson on investing: sucking your own schlong is usually more effective and efficient than trying to time the market
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: JPow is taking to the podium tomorrow. I want you all to dress and act accordingly.
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Lol HOOD drilling for oil
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad day that started with a BJ. I try to explain the simplicity of this to the women I date but I must be saying it wrong somehow.
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Maybe selling those HOOD 75 puts in my IRA was a mistake LOL
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: holy fuck HOOD chart looks ugly why do i hold this trash
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: i got robbed by the hood
[+6] u/genjky: That sell off of SOFI at close. I'm so cooked tomorrow.
[+6] u/Cerrado82: Maybe openai is the great ponzi scam afterall
[+6] u/stonksf: Just tryna turn this 700k into 2.5m
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: Why is there a RUGGABLE ad on WSB the day before a HUGE earnings day? Fuck
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: HOOD bulls forced to move to the hood
[+5] u/sudharsansai: u/Paul_Robert_ is the one with most fans here on wsb and it's not even close.
Don't even try to change my mind
[+5] u/-user222: thank god i bought hood shares and not calls
[+5] u/chikenbeer: Lowkey bullish on hood and other gambling services
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Here comes the good news candle on teslur
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: fully expecting my 40k in msft calls to be lubed up and fucked like i’m in diddy’s basement
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Who in their right mind trusts Kash Patel?
SPY 800c 7.2027
[+5] u/sunset117: How long can memory keep going up? Wen lambo? 🥹
[+5] u/UnivalveX: new ATH tomorrow once Powell drops another "rates may go down or go up"
[+5] u/Bad_Driver69: Finally my chance to buy shares in the world's best casino... Robinhood
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: This girls bussy is so AI its not even funny ive seen the real thing
[+5] u/neotank35: tired of playin in da hood? dont want vlad trying to turn his gambling app into a social media app for gamblers?
give Webull a try! sign up for free and get your first loss reversed with this cupon! signed a webull bagholder
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: HOOD i'm not mad just disappointed
[+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls like, comment and subscribe
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: You see a junkyard transmission for a 1997 Chevy Camaro. I see a robussy ready to accept an input shaft. 👁️🫦👁️
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: HOOD will magically like a magnet 🧲 hit 66 which is the strike for the CSP I sold for a measly .09.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Robin Hood said fuck this stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor shit, pocketed the bounty and made everybody poor in the process.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Hood should really launch a trendy series of shoes like right fucking now
[+5] u/SenileOldDude: Do we think that I’ll be able to gamble myself from 30k to 200k again boys
[+5] u/The_Judgement_Nut: STX smashed, all ram stocks gonna go up
[+5] u/Xzlk: Wow, almost perfectly as expected lol. AI earnings all green. Rest is red.
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: This week has been so boring so far 🥱🥱
[+5] u/Mathguy200: DAMNIT AAPL SHOW ME $280 TOMORROW YOU FICKLE BITCH!!!!!
[+5] u/More-Mind-2103: Forgot to buy $BE fuck me
[+5] u/bullrfuk: They piss me off😡😡😡😡😡
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Studies show, that this is the perfect time to slam 0DTEs, if the market were open.
[+29] u/SxeySteve: Tomorrow is the degenerate gambler super bowl.
✅️New Fed chair
✅️FOMC
✅️GOOG/ MSFT/ AMZN/ META earnings
[+25] u/LongCucumber3710: Tomorrows headlines:
- Fed hikes rates to 10 percent
- Big Tech files for bankruptcy
- Private Credit is now the government’s problem
- Sydney Sweeney gets a boob reduction surgery
- Iran, Russia, China and Taiwan are now a single country
Markets up 2 percent.
[+23] u/PlentyArmy2411: 30% of the world economy reporting earnings tomorrow
[+11] u/CalRippedken: It's actually unfathomable that I'm not rich yet
[+9] u/wallstreetstonks: Still waiting for taco Tuesday
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: Tomorrow is my Superbowl, and I bet the house on bols
[+9] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: At least my retirement account that I can’t touch is doing well
[+8] u/2020isgreat: Sam Altman trying to pump OpenAI's valuation he doesn't understand he isn't Elon Musk lmao
[+8] u/bandofshepherds: I fart in your general direction 🐂💨🐻
[+8] u/Unhedged-Fund: Seriously, why are you regards buying options with near-term expiration dates, when you could just swing and give your trade a few extra days/weeks to print ? I don't get it, that's just regarded gambling
[+8] u/Pete26l96: Please $AMZN don't disappoint me for the 10th time since 2025 😂🤣😂🤣
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: nobody talking about FOMC in here
[+7] u/bobby_stackz: I am not an intelligent man
[+7] u/Terrible-Session5028: All the big tech earnings are tomorrow after the bell. Loaded up on calls, but this sub is showing me that I should probably get puts to
[+7] u/getbentspez: Dear baby Jesus,
Please pamp it tomorrow for my $715c
Thanks,
getbentspez
[+7] u/shindiggaa: I'm glad visual mod is dead. I hated that guy.
[+7] u/SoothingWafer: SPY to 900 if JPow opens any address with "Okay listen up pigfuckers"
[+7] u/thewayyoulook2night: is there a Robinhood shares bagholder subreddit where I can read some copium?
[+7] u/SigTauDan: If I average a modest 20% gain every year for the next 15 years I would make 6 mill or I could use my cash as a down payment on a house with a 15 year mortgage and be broke for 15 years and not have 6 mill, damn
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Guy next to me on airplane asked ChatGPT best anniversary present for wife under $100.
ChatGPT responded to stop being a poor bastard and yolo on 0dtes and get her something for about $200 instead.
[+7] u/FeelingCulture649: Too poor to risk gambling degenerately on options yet poor enough that it doesn't really matter anyway 🤔
[+7] u/RougarouGumbo: If HOOD and COF fucked and had a baby it would be SOFI, and since they both tanked on earnings I’m guessing sofi does too.
[+7] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: Well just role of forward
[+7] u/yakuzademon893: The money could be better allocated to a stock that isn’t a massive pile of shit lol
[+6] u/xeuropa: When I was a little boy in Bulgaria
[+6] u/IndependentCrew2073: ive been getting rawed 2 weeks in a row
[+6] u/ProfessorCaptain: WSB sure does have a lot of oil industry experts.
[+6] u/aftherith: I know theta gang is kind of the methadone for options addiction, but I think debit spreads are kind of a good in-between step. They scratch the itch with less catastrophic risk. *the old "no balls" emoji.
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: If meta dumps 10% on earnings.
I'll stop with my prison booty stories.
[+6] u/zestykite: bears get one .5 day. DEAL WITH IT
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: is this the last FOMC for JPOW?
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: Have a feeling that goog will beat earning and down 5% AH
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Fucked in the ass by $HOOD
They’re getting rid of Pattern Day Trading rule though so I think my leaps will still be ok
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: ##Grandma left me $1M, so I’m YoLo it all in ADBE
[+6] u/jhutson2: Everyone calling for puts on big tech makes me feel good about my calls
[+6] u/rdblaw: So glad I just renewed my passport. Imagine have a regards face on it
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: LMAO imagine using HOOD!
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[+6] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Arugula salad and carmelized onion and cheese raviolis.
[+6] u/mayorolivia: The HBM guys are rated differently from storage guys. I don’t think we see MU trade at same multiple as WDC and STX. Sandisk is cheapest among the group because they were completely mispriced at IPO. It needs to triple from here just to “catch up” to fair valuation (even after parabolic run up).
That being said, I agree with you they’re all still cheap. Market is slowly coming to grips demand is so strong these guys now have pricing power and this is not a short term cycle but rather a secular trend.
[+5] u/neal_73: Soo tomorrow.. we ride or we die...
[+5] u/QuantumStrix: Why don’t we have earnings call on Bitcoin? How do I find its financials?
[+5] u/InvestigatorHefty799: CAR? The AI company?
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Exciting earnings day tomorrow if they don't raise yoy capex armageddon will break out
[+5] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: Will theta gang win somehow tomorrow
[+5] u/InfectedClit: I’m fairly certain I shit my pants, but still unsure. Can anybody verify?
[+5] u/chargedcapacitor: If everything is going tits up in a year or two, why shouldn't I drive my retirement?
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: We got 99 problems but shit keeps going straight up, so let's buy, don't fight the market.
Anyway, I'm still opening some shorts along the way.
Btw, shorting Oil too, easy play like 2022, give it a few weeks.
PS : fuck you all.
Best regards
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: everybody gonna be like we're increasing capex!!! and then we tank
[+5] u/EnginrA: I like to scratch my balls and then sniff my fingers
[+5] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: I miss the choppy market from January to March
[+5] u/beerstearns: At what level of margin debt and rock bottom finances do i call into dave ramsey
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Nervous about my RDDT calls
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Well at least my HOOD call sells will put a bandaid on this gunshot wound
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT bout to take the belt off the pants👖💥🏏
[+5] u/kawkface: Is there a subreddit for msft bagholders where I can cope when they drop 10% tomorrow?
[+5] u/Heavenisaplace176: HOOD should be 90 why it not!
[+5] u/_TheOoze_: Futes green = jork the peen
0% chance of a rate move tommorrow, but golly I'd love a hike. Downvote me all you want.
[+5] u/CurtisRichardson: Im just being patient waiting for my time…. I know itll come. Keep my head above water till then, or run outta
Money. Whatever first
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: GUH I AINT MAKING OUT OF THE HOOD
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: I hate seeing starbucks go up and i hate everyone who buys that crap
[+5] u/HaveAKlondike: New life hack:
1. Hire a homeless person to attack me, claim it was an attempt on my life (documented of course)
2. Go to bank, demand a $1M loan and state the money is essential for security reasons.
3. Take money and yolo on oil futures.
4. Profit.
[+5] u/WorkingHorror99: Wish I had more cash to buy STX and WDC 😢
[+5] u/No-Relationship8261: Imagine buying HOOD when AMD exist, I can't lol
[+5] u/ercanbas: IV gonna touch me in bad spots tomorrow with my $180 CAR puts expiring this Friday. I can feel it.
[+5] u/CoverThat7433: Vlad : How is everyone doing ?
Lmao
[+5] u/Confident-Window4928: All the permabull regards were liquidated during the q1 dump so now Robinhood has no customers
[+5] u/Tao_Eternal: Hood bulls make money too… right? Right? My friday calls asking
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: "Be greedy when others are fearful when others are greedy" - Barron Wuffet
[+5] u/somecleverphrase: good news on the taco passport. Applicants who do not want the commemorative passport will be able to choose a standard one, officials said.
[+5] u/4sKompany: Bulls eat sushi with a fork
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I used to always fart in one specific spot in the bathroom until I realized I *stained* the wall ☺️
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: A handful of air and tears.
[+5] u/hey_thatsme21: Hood a buy now or wait until it tests $68
[+5] u/Fluid_Product6292: What the fuck is wrong with hood lol, getting into banking and credit cards is so bullish. Like they could end up being a massive company why do people hate this earnings
[+12] u/Noticeably98: You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino.
The cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino.
You arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest."
You check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets, and as he sees you approach, he winks: "I've rigged this wheel to always land on black—you're going to be so fucking rich!"
You grab your chips and slam them down. "32 red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?""
You grin smugly and reply firmly "32 red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though.
"Fucking casino is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino.
[+10] u/octopus_serenader: Y'all are gonna miss JPOW.
Warsh seems like a douche.
[+10] u/Coogiez: it might actually be joever for my portfolio
[+10] u/FatandBankrupt: Going to shove my phone up my ass tomorrow at market open and let my gut make the plays.
[+10] u/RockasaurusRex: "Fuck you 🥭, interest rates are going up 35 points today. lol have fun smart guy!" -- Pow tomorrow for his last speech.
[+9] u/CMTTrader: $280k in my trading account. $3k in my checking account. Keep 1% cash for real life, 99% to play this game.
[+9] u/ApathysLastKiss_: So I got a 🐻 thesis and a 🐂 thesis
Bear: the market is highly paranoid that we are approaching peak earnings on the megacaps. Meaning at some point forward p/e's are going to start moving backwards. Semis are so extended it stupid. And the amount of debt these companies have taken on to finance something that is only theoretical profitable is insane. This 3 year bull run is built purely on speculation. So any whiff of peak earnings could send the street into "sell first, ask questions later" mode. Also mid term years almost always have sold off into the election.
Bull: Stocks always go up.
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: My avatar is yuge .. makes all your avatars look so tiny
[+8] u/Nanas_700k: How tf does HOOD miss on earnings and revenue when there are all of you retards gambling so much with their platform
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The dune book is kinda good and surprisingly easy to read and finish
[+8] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Just need one 10,000% play
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: #Imagine being neurotypical and not addicted to gambling and stimulants. LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: tomorrow first day of actual volume in last 3 weeks?
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: SPY being +29% on the 1 year is not sustainable. But it's not nearly as unsustainable as when SPY will hit +50%. And that's nothing compared to when it ends up being +100%. And if you think that's bad wait 'till it hits +500%. But what will be even more unsustainable is when it hits 10,000%...
[+6] u/NoChain4469: Sofi to 20 tomorow 🚀
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: “Please send help I’m trapped on a blue planet with 7 billion apes and they’re all very mean” 📞
[+6] u/YTLupo: Jerome Has been decent, It makes me sad he can't go in with peace and that Trump tried to smudge his image.
He was stable I remember when he was nominated it seems like forever ago now.
Almost every Fed Chairman has a moment of their own I Wonder what Warsh's will be.
[+6] u/uncsucks: Shocker. Pumping again AH
[+6] u/nyse25: I may have 0 bitches but at least I dont have 0 money 🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/cramers_asshole: That neeguh on the front page with 100k loss on hood is crazy
[+5] u/internetf1fan: Looks like I will be selling my msft calls at open. To scared to hold through earnings.
[+5] u/TopTrey9: CAR $847—>168
Straight theft what they did
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Individually, each of us isn't super bright, but together, we're actually really dumb.
[+5] u/kemar7856: How do I send a message to the past to put everything into memory stocks 😭
[+5] u/Haoieee: no way SNDK is going to pull off the same thing like last earnings right 👀
[+5] u/TheMallard1: World War Eleven - Bers
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Chat told me to eat 30mg now I’m real stoney baloney
[+5] u/FatShort888: My moves tomorrow? Continuing to eat choppy linguine
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Seagate been vertical for a year straight yet no one wants to mention it
[+5] u/zetia2: Nvda to 240 tomorrow
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: It seems the market is finally pricing in demand shocks for high oil prices. Thanks bp earnings call.
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: When all the liquidity is drained retail will baghold for a straight generation.
You are retail.
Stop buying dogshit wrapped in catshit deep fried in horseshit you idiot.
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: This whole month I've just chopped around and am only up 25%. Pretty trash honestly can we go back to high volatility
[+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: If Sundisk beats tomorrow, it looks cheap compared to Seagate which looks cheap compared to Intel
[+5] u/Careless-Day-3008: Someone tell HOOD to keep dieing. It's the only thing that might save my port
[+5] u/Hot_Clothes4925: Pump tmr . Market won’t collapse for another couple months
[+5] u/jroache: You know ive been to new york a few times and they only have regular sized apples
[+5] u/bendraw: He tried this morning, but it was just lame and the market algos have tired of the boy who cried peace talks.
[+5] u/e30jawn: I see the call made it worse. Nice.
[+5] u/ateranol: My friend has bought a looooooot of MSFT calls for tomorrow's earnings. He wants to know if he'll be okay. Asking for a friend. Thanks!
[+5] u/djklmnop: I have a feeling its going back up in premarket
[+5] u/KingRog85: Seagate smashed earnings
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Cash gang getting boring
[+5] u/anonymouse56: HOOD is actually so dog holy fuck
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Rather hold calls when stonks are red than hold puts when they’re green
[+5] u/No_Current3675: I got 99 problems but HOOD ain't one.
[+5] u/Sick0h: Already got my earnings song for tomorrow lined up. Ke$ha - THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW
[+14] u/mailchauvinist: Terrible numbers incoming. Inflation data abysmal. Oil prices rising. We will see big green dildos tomorrow. Calls it is.
[+10] u/Clappindemcheekies: Fuck it. Calls tomorrow at open.
[+9] u/slinkywheel: I figured out a new strat
You buy a little bit of every stock
You can't lose
[+8] u/Electronic-Tax-1641: All this chat for a blood red open
[+8] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Overnight trading is kinda spooky innit
[+7] u/ChampagneWastedPanda: For some reason this Heidi Fleiss quote popped into my head
"If you're going to have an illegal business, you'd better be driving the best car, living in the best house, fucking the best-looking people and spending every dollar you make, because sooner or later, you're going to get caught."
[+7] u/Mahrez-: R.I.P for HOOD calls
[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: Fuck this stupid war, it shouldn’t cost $80 to fill up my minivan
[+7] u/Fun-Choices: Get a cheaper wife and kids next question.
[+6] u/version-two: Tomorrow, we’ll be 30 days out from the bottom of the big ass dip. Or the beginning of the run. Look at a 1mo and then 3mo chart on most things. Just realized this.
Is this about to be a fuckin reckoning? Massive profit taking Thursday? I’ve got calls, lots of em. Fuk
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: my property taxes were $1984 and it's just a little too on the nose
[+6] u/SuperbSandwich: [Trump instructs aides to ready for prolonged Iran blockade - WSJ](https://www.wsj.com/world/middle-east/trump-iran-war-strait-of-hormuz-ee950ad4?mod=mhp)
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: working on the roof a building today and totally forgot about fucking sunburn. my neck is fucked.
[+6] u/Sad-Airman: Me: "As soon as I'm done from work I can finally play that game I bought" "As soon as I cook my family dinner I can play that game I bought" "Soon as I get the kids washed in the bath" "Once I read books and they go down to bed" "OK kids are in bed it's 9pm I have to be up in 9 hours so I can play for 2 hours"
Wife: "You never want to hang out with me anymore"
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: So many absolute smokeshow baddies posting themselves getting railed for free on Reddit lately, even the Asian girls. Job market is beyond fucked.
[+6] u/SuperbSandwich: Fine I’ll admit it since not a lot of others are.
I’ve lost hellaaaaa money the past couple weeks trying to short this rally lol
[+6] u/vermilli21: Hope everyone renewed their passports because soon 🥭’s face is gonna be stamped on it 🤡🤡🤡🤡 1984 here we come!
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: If you bought when analysts told you to and held when analysts told you to and sold when analysts told you to would you have money? Honestly curious. Someone in here does this
[+5] u/jfwelll: Is warsh leading us into hyperinflation and turning on the printer full speed
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: I think I am depressed
I am tired boss
[+5] u/CPR123_: Just a reminder the strait of Hormuz is still closed and likely will remain that way for the rest of the year. That is all
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: What is this AH foolery?
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Seized tankers will be used to pay for ballroom, at no cost to American taxpayers
[+5] u/i_simp_f: I hope the mods get blackmailed into changing gender
[+5] u/AvocadoPurees: Claude deleted database? Hopefully not the terabytes of pdfs
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded_Bag9063: I sold all of my stock to use as a down payment on a house and now I need to detox from compulsively checking Robinhood. I miss the rush
[+5] u/HappyDepartment5899: Sort by: New
why am I seeing posts from 5 hrs ago at the top?
[+5] u/vermilli21: What gets harder and soft at the same time?
[+5] u/dopeadult: i would like to turn $300 into $100k
[+5] u/csklmf: I will call sick tomorrow to monitor the after hour price action
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: That's pretty much saying he's lifting it tomorrow
[+5] u/Some_Edge1544: Why everyone hating on HOOD😭
[+5] u/LeagueofData: Chat, will my spy puts get shreked tomorrow?
[+5] u/interstellara_: who is buying the INTC top?
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: After that hood blow, I may need that hotline number if rddt does me dirty too.
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Was Visa not the most obvious beat? I didn't play it or even think about it until just now... but with interest rates and inflation, obviously CC companies are balling out of control.
[+5] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Why are futures mooning again
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Guess I’m forever a hood bagholder now
[+5] u/Exact_Fish8550: How will they ever monetize ai like is anyone actually going to pay for an internet search that was free with Google and didn’t use biases
[+5] u/Uniquename34556: So who yolo’d HOOD calls?
[+5] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: BY TMMR MORNING WE WILL BE AT NEW HIGHS
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: The product of any two imaginary numbers is a Canadian girlfriend.
[+18] u/OptionGamble: Why couldn’t I have been addicted to drugs instead
[+15] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Why is it so difficult to turn $500k into $1m??!!!
[+15] u/KevinWarshNudes: Imagine buying rddt after they axed custom emojis. Y’all axed for this
[+14] u/Boheed: US officials say the conflict with Iran is unlikely to end with a nuclear deal, and a resumption of the war is unlikely. Trump is comfortable with an indefinite blockade - WSJ
[+12] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: OK so here's the deal...I lost money today. Like 25k.
[+11] u/MathTutorAndCook: Damn all this time I thought semi conductors were truck drivers
[+10] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: I don’t know what’s worse, holding Hood shares, or getting a passport with 🥭’s mug shot stamped on the front
[+10] u/Eastern-Ad4538: I will be emotionally trading tomorrow.
[+10] u/rocier: waterworld was a good movie
[+10] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Just finished using the toilet at a truck stop bathroom and as I head over to the sink to wash my hands some old guy comes up behind me and screams COVID IS
OVER
[+9] u/severed02: Ozempic arrived just in time for the global food shortage
[+9] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/retnz2xde1yg1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5dd83fda1399e4a1b8d72259e4602786793bdf2
[+9] u/hayleybts: Being on losing streak really does something to your brain
[+9] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Powell stays on the board
He’s not gone he’s just not chair moving forward
[+8] u/glitched_system1: I was today years old when I found out that both Sam Altman and Peter Thiel are gay and it was FROM A FUCKING TUMBLR POST
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: Comey being indicted over seashells 🤣
[+8] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Okay they put a kill switch in all new 2027 vehicles, what happens when everyone only buys pre owned ?? I want an old car with no technology in it.
[+8] u/gentlesandwich: Donald told Jpow to make printer go bur in 2020 and we got super inflation... Jpow says no more bur, sir, too much inflation.
Donald says time for new Fed chair, because we must have more hyper inflation.
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Some of us in here were born to lose, we just refuse to accept it.
[+7] u/Nautobott: Did MSFT pulling back Copilot integration from every app in existence show their AI expenditures are providing a solid return in investment?
Tune in tomorrow to find out!
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Only fans models are giving speeches at college classes
College is official dead
[+7] u/Quick1711: Reddit keeps fucking up and not generating the entire thread. It starts back at the beginning. Why?
[+7] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Need to be sure to get up at 6:00 for that free breakfast at the hotel…
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: I know 80% of this sub wouldn't understand, but sometimes I just look at my wife's boobs, and she laughs and says "yes, you can touch them".
Probably a sign that things are going okay after 10 years, cause she hasn't said no yet.
[+6] u/Asleep-Strike4978: jPowell is the real deal! Wrapping up his term like a boss! No bending the knee to BS
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Stocks are going to continue to go up because nobody expects them to.
[+6] u/tessie_trades: google calls it is. idc
[+6] u/permabol: Listening to some TOOL on a tuesday night waiting for the casino to open on superbowl wednesday
[+6] u/rav400: Msft is going to dump after earnings isn’t it
[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: jpow doesn't want to leave with a market crashing , he is going to be dovish (that's tonight's prayer)
[+6] u/lionkevin713: Robin Hood really needs to stop sending me patter day trader flag warning - that’s the intent lol
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If Powell wants to show one last defiance to the Fruit man, he will increase rates one last time and fuck off for good lol..
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Powell is a legend. He significantly contributed to keep the markets from falling
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: This bot been going all night somebody take the fucking batteries out.
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: the next 7 days isn't for the weak of heart
[+5] u/RadishFresh8735: Nvda calls, soxs puts, amd calls. semis bout to burst
[+5] u/EasySunday: It's a fluid situation. It doesn't matter
[+5] u/leesinmains3: 200k tomorrows in SQQQ before closing, how fucked am i
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: 16oz soda is like 20 mins of stair master. No thanks….
[+5] u/Jebusfreek666: Yall ready for Iran's oil pipelines "both mechanically and in the ground" to blow up tomorrow?
[+5] u/No_Arm_6582: Damn, just dawned on me tomorrow is the last time we hear from Jpow 🙁
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Let’s get some red candles por favor.
[+5] u/piszczel: So what's the plan tomorrow? We know they'll hold rates, we know mag4 will beat, but calls are too obvious
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Drove 4 hrs round trip for a meeting that lasted 9 minutes today. Easy day atleast
[+5] u/the_jedi_are_evil: TIL semis meant semiconductors, not semi trucks. My dumb ass was about to short some trucking companies.
[+5] u/csr8765: The fact that people like this are trying to short semiconductors mean they have a longggg way to run still
[+5] u/__nameless____: USO is holding the top and spy creeping, yeah, totally make sense
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Tomorrow is not for the weak of heart...
[+5] u/geddyclaus: JPow needs to seek retribution for that bogus criminal investigation before he steps down.
[+5] u/WonUpH: Credit cards and chocolate candy were today's earnings play, easy money
[+5] u/Remote_Ad_6049: Judgement day for $CAR bagholders and put-buying degenerates. Only one will make it out in a lambo.
[+5] u/hammerscribe98: Wouldn’t be surprised if
Hood revokes
My gold card
I am not a bot and this action was performed voluntarily
[+5] u/options1_trader: typical wsb spamming $HOOD calls and then it dumps
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Loading up Apple calls tmr, looking forward for my GUH moment, UwU.
[+5] u/rumblecatz: Any guesses with what happens with Amazons earning tomorrow?
[+5] u/Human_Roboto: Enough with the hood shit, let wake up fucking webull.lmao
[+5] u/winston511: HOOD back to putting people in the hood, we’ve restored balance
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Wait doesn’t AAPL tank at every earnings?
[+5] u/yushey__: I had both Visa and hood. Visa calls and hood is shares and covered calls. Unfortunately, the hood loss is bigger than the Visa gain
[+5] u/killerbeeswaxkill: SOFI needs to stop being a bitch and pump back to $24 so I can dump my bags
[+5] u/Madsen13140: A friend of mine need a 10X to keep his wife and kids , any ideas
[+5] u/CH-LOL: What is this? A red day for ants?
[+5] u/Recent_Time_9007: Why nobody talking about Bloom energy which doubled and beat earnings by hella
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: **Come on, you chickenshits. I'm good for the money. Put up my share.**
**-META**
[+5] u/poopieuser909: bought 10 750$ calls 2 dte just for fun today, let's hope my gambling pays off
[+5] u/MasterElite1: >US TREASURY SECRETARY BESSENT VIA X: THE TREASURY IS TARGETING IRAN'S SHADOW BANKING NETWORK AND CRYPTOCURRENCY ACCESS, WITH RECENT MEASURES HAVING DISRUPTED TENS OF BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN IRANIAN REVENUE.
Crypto is still inside their system
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Does Apple Maps have access to my port? Suggesting I walk 1 hr instead of drive 5 mins
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: If CAR can go to $120 by Friday . Thank you
[+5] u/voidedhip: hood strangle might print, car puts looking fire AH, hope lmnd puts hit too
[+5] u/tessie_trades: cant believe i sold MU at 90 cos i was inpatient and never looked back.crying ugly tears
[+5] u/Jemmani22: I sold.
But im chicken shit.
If a real "peace" hits oil is bottoming. Then its a buy again, because there is actually a problem happening.
That's just me tho and im retarded
[+20] u/CunningPianist: WTI staying above $100 for longer than 2 hours triggers an Axios report.
[+15] u/onDetop: tmr is powell’s last fomc? gonna miss big dawg fr
[+14] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I wonder where all the OpenAI customers went. Let me ask claude to spin up 15 research personas real quick to figure it out
[+13] u/jijitalk: God damn it man. I’ve lost enough money over the years that to what could’ve been used as a downpayment for a house.
……
Let’s double down champs, I gotta make that money back.
[+12] u/AllTimeTy: Sex? In this economy? No thanks
[+11] u/DarkR124: FOMC plus a good chunk of the Mag7 tomorrow. Going to be a spicy AH.
[+11] u/Emilio___Molestevez: entering new position: I have conviction. if it tanks I'll fucking double down.
exiting tanked position: this fucking piece of shit
[+11] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Gas will now be priced in shares of spy
[+11] u/CharmingSoil: Fed will be all negative outlook, then Big Tech will all hit earnings and talk about how much money they're making from AI and all of us will somehow lose money anyway.
[+11] u/Micheal_Hancho: I cannot stand when people on reddit say shit like "hOw ArE wE fEeLiNg AbOuT tHis??????"
# NEVER TELL ANYONE OUTSIDE THE FAMILY WHAT YOU'RE FEELING AGAIN 🤌
[+10] u/sonofalando: Want to give Dave Ramsey a heart attack? Tell him you took out a loan on a camper 🤡
[+10] u/DoubleFamous5751: Vix calls as JPOW crashes the market with words
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Feeling slutty today
[+8] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: SPY to reach 782 after earnings tomorrow.
[+8] u/OK_Computer10101: SOFI will crush earnings…
share price -5% by 10:30
[+8] u/BeaverSack: I hope JPow walks out tomorrow with his tattoos showing and a donut on his ding dong
[+8] u/syedhuda: timed the top perfectly
[+8] u/AMCorBUST2021: Can they close the strait again? We need another good market pump
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Mercury is in Gatorade so you’re an aquarium or something
[+7] u/ddrsdght: I’m barely surviving
[+7] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: This is eerily similar to October
[+7] u/BeaverSack: 11% is ridiculous, it’ll be green tomorrow no doubt
Source: I just bought a fucking shitload ao it has to go up
[+6] u/NewAccount428412: Boss said I need to come to home office for 2 weeks in a few months so im desperately looking for another job
[+6] u/svpa3991: Sbux wasn’t even on the earnings list. Becky’s have fallen
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: Im sure theyre itching to get into their own never ending shit show
[+5] u/hv876: I am old enough to remember when markets would take elevator down, stairs up. Now it’s the other way around.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: My libido has randomly shot the fuck up the past 2 days
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: incoming good afternoon
[+5] u/cheatlkeachamp: Micron should be worth a trilly profit is really getting up there
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: HOOD green by open? Everyone premarket buys the dip?
[+5] u/PensiveOracle: Corporate sent our branch a new robot that bags fries to “test” it and I’m literally shaking.
[+5] u/Castopliani: Get ready, ber fight for their life tomorrow
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: You guys are going to be disappointed tomorrow
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I am willing to give financial advice to Milfs
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: What are you smoking lol. It missed estimates
[+5] u/DaBirdLawyer: WDC up 8% after hours
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: 🇺🇸 stock market is carried by
S&P 500 ❌
Mag 7 ✅
[+5] u/crywhenugetolder: My hood 90c 5/15 expiration are drilling
[+5] u/aka_crashoverride: I'm craving chicken nuggets, but I don't eat chicken nuggets.
[+5] u/No_Economist3815: Guess I'm not getting out of the HOOD after all. It's really not that bad if you're strapped.
[+5] u/BestKoreaEscapee: 94% accurate a month before announcements.
[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Damn the economy must be dead cause no one posts good call plays anymore
[+7] u/Daveonaltair4: Allrighty, gonna go sit in the shower in the dark and maybe cry.
[+7] u/kenathen: tomorrow going to pump to 750
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: Im so tired of people saying "nice bounce off vwap" like ^bruh
[+6] u/clubdirthill: JPow should go out a legend with a 100bps rate increase
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Imagine if they did a surprise rate hike tomorrow
[+6] u/Pangolin_farmer: Thanks for the buy signal!
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: I hope Jpow shows us his 🍆...😞😞
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Good knight you capitalist warriors, I love you CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Boyos I'm full ported into MSFT. Am I going to get fucked? I have 370 shares, average cost of 419 from Monday.
I sold 3 CC's for May 1st expiration with 450 strike. Plenty of upside, still collecting 2k in premiums.
Either MSFT rockets and I sell at 450x370 and collect 2k in premium. It goes down and I have a 2k buffer, or it goes sideways which is totally fine with me, 2k in the ol pocket.
The only risk is if MSFT SHITS the bed and plummets to 380. Then I'd be sad.
[+5] u/gcko: All the screenshots of regards buying hood calls while using another broker is sending me. 😂
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: I wonder if jpow knows how much we love and adore him. I hope!
[+5] u/_hopkins: Why the hell HOOD fell so much for a 0.01 miss
[+5] u/Skulldrey: Bear plunged so deep into my innards that they are having a hard time extracting themselves
I want to thank Vlad tenev and HOOD for not buying the dip with their buyback funds
[+5] u/longGERN: Fuck ya, went big in V and FICO
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: I’m from the future and all the ai companies pivoted to making shoes.
[+5] u/IndividualNo7155: Post coffee and cigarette pooping rn
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: **BREAKING:** US-Israel alliance rebrands self as the "New Big Beautiful Axis Powers"
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Will hood ever be profitbale again
[+5] u/isolated-cat: this market inspires me to ignore all the bad and to continue not giving a fuck just like it doesn't give a fuck
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: The one day the puts print and it was an overnight move 🤡
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Now basically the only chip company not pumping is the one I’m holding, you just can’t make this shit up LMAOOO
[+5] u/SailorJerry7030: Bear thesis: oil fucked, everything’s expensive, gas near if not at ATH, bad guidance from the 4 giants tomorrow
Bull thesis: only Amazon gives bad guidance, other 3 moon on AI stuff, stocks only go up
🤔
[+11] u/S0Anon: Took 1k out that I would have 100% lost and booked a cruise
[+11] u/newtoeso: “U.S. INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES ARE EXAMINING HOW IRAN WOULD REACT TO TRUMP DECLARING VICTORY IN CONFLICT, SOURCES” - Walter Bloomberg
Yo wtf is this shit 😂
[+9] u/Low-Tough8302: Been becoming a pro at buying high and selling low lately
[+9] u/Speech_Path: I am financially ruined.
[+8] u/Suavecore_: With RH platinum you get one "undo trade" per day
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Bers the type to use both sides of toilet paper
[+6] u/Philthatman: Can we go back to a time where the S&P500 was not dominated by tech so that 100 dollah barrels would actl mean something
[+6] u/solidsneeze: JPOW riding into the press room on a Harley tomorrow
[+6] u/diefy7321: Finally Jerome “inflate prices of homes so a whole generation are unable to afford one” Powell is leaving.
In comes Kevin “I know how to crash the housing market” Warsh.
[+6] u/hodl_poke_stay_calm: SPY is up over 12% on the 1 month chart 😂
[+5] u/Donalds_Lump: When is the war going to resume? I need the oil futures to skyrocket.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Anybody has the answers for the SPY test tomorrow? I'm studying up on calls
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: We´ll reach for 7250 today. Mark my words, but erase them if I´m wrong!
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I keep getting Bear Stearns and Lehman vibes from banking stocks.
the us banking system can't collapse in a day unless however 🥭 does something really stupid.
[+5] u/Iunatic: Due to HOOD and ASTS I will be seeking a government bailout. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Deep inside a bear is an optimist that believes shit makes sense, that reality will prevail, and balance will be restored to the force. And bulls, deep inside are cynics, that were once hopfull but accepted that shit will never make sense... Also, being a bear is a dna deficiency.
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: HOOD puts first thing in the AM
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: Bayern psg what a treat
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: I wish bers would hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright
[+5] u/Big-Routine222: These flat days are so god damn boring.
[+5] u/F1rstOnesFree: This is the only subreddit I’ve seen that isn’t just groups of people looking for confirmation bias about their stupid life choices….. wait a minute….
[+13] u/PastorMatthews: https://preview.redd.it/dwtw6nwit2yg1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f30f207f7f8018e6296bffbbaf7139a18b66f2c3
[+12] u/daedalus_dance: King Charles III dropping constant truth bombs on the Ameripeasants. Without us you'd all be speaking french.
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Just imagine where SPY would have been without the mango.
No tariffs.
No idiotic war in Iran.
Fuck that fucking fruit.
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: Imagine rates go up and big tech all miss.
Worth getting some 1dte lotto puts just for the conjunction.
[+8] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: These DRAM stocks are insane. Look at seagate, it was below 400 a few weeks ago and now it’s opening at close to 700 wtf
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: It will go down eventually.
But the rally will likely continue over the summer. Then shit hits the fan
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Mango wants to extend the blockade of the blockade
Bullish af
[+7] u/Montyprice7206: This isn’t fun anymore
[+7] u/Fit-Doubt4251: Bubble burst? Just blow another
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: king charles pumped btc to 77k again, rule britannia
[+7] u/MysticOssi: Europoors will collapse before Iran honestly...
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Just 100% total vibes, im like "oh yeah, Tech and Semis are up rn"
Fucking bubble does not disappoint.
Absolutely epic levels of delusion.
All in calls, this will run until the end of times. Literally will never fall until the end of human civ. I mean that literally.
Im 1.7/2 million to be done with this shit. We are out soon
[+6] u/annoyed_meows: We should all hold each other's dick's in solidarity
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: GOOGL, Meta and Amazon going to beat with good Guidance and they all sell off btw.
[+6] u/OG_L0c: I'm getting high so that I can communicate with the Highest
[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers begging to mag7 to not cook the books nor raise guidance nor engage in circular capex. LMAO
[+5] u/gjbaca17: If this gets 1 upvote I will yolo 10k into puts on: META CRWD RCL NET CRM PLTR SLM ADMA CRWV
[+5] u/yayahi: this market is on crack. oil past $100, wheat all time highs.
in 2022, when we got an oil shock and inflation with it, at least it went down and it made sense
i guess microchips too op
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Googl going to take off tonight
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: Probably theta into FOMC, but then yeah
Unless 🥭 pulls the blockade back to work a deal with Iran
[+5] u/ThouOne: MSFT and META, this is your day to shine, not asking for much, just +5% each so 50% of WSB can sleep well.
[+5] u/yyn1999: IRAN JUST CALLED ME AND SAID THEY WANNA BUY MY TRUMP PHONE 🤡🥭
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: Wouldn’t it be really funny and definitely not problematic if we had a pivotal fomc meeting and 4/7 mag7 companies with a combined market cap of $12T report on the same day
[+5] u/Nagalavonpelt: Oil doing its thing as usual, if the market puts its fingers in its ears I can’t here youuuuuu 😁
Am sure mango 🥭 will be along shortly……. Everything is fine everything is fine Baghdad bob style
Sigh…… its calls isn’t it
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Well there goes my HOOD play
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Of course STX goes up also went up past earnings we full porting SNDK for this reason
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Full port GOOG MSFT META or AMZN?
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Looks like new ATH tomorrow
[+5] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Tomorrow is Jpow’s retirement party
[+5] u/Alpha_D0do: Is it a good time to buy hood? Might sell some puts in the morning
[+5] u/JediMimeTrix: Futes slightly green is weird
[+11] u/PeachScary413: Oil spiking, it's gonna be a +2% day today isn't it?
[+10] u/Knarre30: Spy still up really shows the retarded strength behind this market
[+10] u/MadDabbed: Oh my oil. We are fucked today aren’t we
[+9] u/kabbowkabbow: it's a fucking clown world where i have to have a Truth Social account to read market moving "news"
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # If stocks always go up then why does my port always go down LMAO🤌
[+8] u/419Penguins: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO
[+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: That straight arrow up on oil is diabolical.
Food will soon be the new rich people thing.
[+7] u/ecoburner87: "Idk I'm just not rly into politics or anythingggg, I just like doin meee, you know?? Good vibez"
-SPX/NASDAQ/VIX
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: Market doesnt give a shit about oil. Its no longer important.
[+6] u/Any_Refrigerator2330: Bols are fuk. SPY 700 TODAY!
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Iran and Oil no longer important. Also upcoming inflation doesn't matter.
[+6] u/ecoburner87: moments away from Bessent and his stooges waking up in their PJs and night caps racing to hulk smash the big red short oil button for today's bag of winner's coke
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: 99.98% chance the market opens tomorrow
[+6] u/ecoburner87: Market barely reacting to a WWIII style oil pump
[+5] u/Flat-Resolution905: you had your day yesterday, pack it up ugly bears
[+5] u/TibbersGoneWild: Looks like visa was the right call!
[+5] u/Economy-Student: but it already dropped so much, do you still expect to make profit?
[+5] u/Haikoe: Ive seen enough, this will dump today
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: #ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/Grish__: Oh my, oil futures finally pricing in reality
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/Haikoe: SOMEONE INJECT SOME FOMO IN THIS MARKET OTHERWISE ITS GONNA START CRASHING AGAIN
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: NVDA down on bangin NXPI results. Might be over
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: we'll be touching ath again tomorrow then it's time for the algos for fuk
[+5] u/netflix-ceo: No way there is a deal. Blockade will continue, or war will restart either way oil is highly mispriced right now
[+5] u/MeYouThemEveryone: 🌮: no more mr nice guy 🤣
[+5] u/Knarre30: I absolutely understand why oil is pumpin and it makes total sense for me. But why does it start now? Did i miss something or did market just start seeing the actual reallity?
[+5] u/WingWorried6176: So you’re telling me oil breaks out perfectly on the day mag 7 and FOMC happens? Yea the world is a stage. Everything is scripted.
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: Gas near me in the East Coast just rose to 4.39/gal today boys rates are going up
[+5] u/huffmancoded: 10 x 0 = 0. Hope this helps.
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Just a reminder; 7 more hours left in TACO Tuesday!
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Did the military industrial complex and oil companies even thanked epstein?
[+5] u/Bravadette: Do people still use Grok lol?
[+11] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Housing crisis ✅
Cooked data ✅
Soaring national debt ✅
5-7 day work weeks ✅
Biggest wealth gap in history ✅
Trillions being spent on shitty vaporware that if implemented will put people out of work lmao. Calls on crime.
Remember to thank a boomer near you by being exit liquidity
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Soon we will have the two month anniversary since "war will end in a 2-3 days" TACO
[+8] u/knoqd_: Oil to 150 and SPY to 750
[+8] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: **Crude oil is stored in the balls**
[+8] u/iamjt: So what we need now is for a ship to get stuck at the Panama for the world to collapse!
[+7] u/OkBeginning9576: In case it wasn’t obvious, you guys are talkin to the guy who once had a top 5 upvoted comment in the daily thread 4 years ago 😎
[+7] u/StrangeInsanity: Oil could really hit $200/barrel and we’d still have spy looking for new highs. The market doesn’t care anymore.
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: I’m kinda rooting for Iran now
[+7] u/Duckiesauce07: Fuck it full port on MSFT at open
[+7] u/MushroomStunning3947: could JPow wear the white hardhat today
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: listen regards, **NO MORE MR.NICE GUY ! 0DTE ONLY FROM NOW ON**
[+6] u/Uzunzatu: So $CAR insiders sold the pump last week and only just did the filing now. And today they are going to publish their earnings and their earnings will be shit. And after that more insiders will be free to sell.
Am I missing anything?
[+6] u/kairepaire: Stocks seem to pump with oil pumping. WE NEED OIL HIGHER!!!
[+6] u/kairepaire: Stonks will not be let to crash before midterms.
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Say it with me nerds.
Rate hikes.
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: I remember when I wanted to get a degree in geopolitics/international relations
But if I tried to say in college that “the Strait of Hormuz being closed would lead to several all time highs” they’d lynch me
[+5] u/somanyvegetables: There is no Hormuz blockade in Bah Sing Se.
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: No amount of money I make is enough. SMH.
[+5] u/sailortyx56: WTI is above $100
When is the Axios article quoting Pakistani sources coming out?
[+5] u/theroc12: I’m up 130% on my NFLX shares. It was a good run but feels like there are better opportunities. Might sell and jump into a memory stock. Maybe MU
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: One last fuck ur puts fuck ur calls Jpow got u by the calls tomorrow
[+5] u/w4k4s: Just be cool. You cant buy cool. Rich without cool and hot girls is Epstein territory
[+12] u/stupidber: Ber would be speaking spanish if not for bol
[+12] u/OneLongjumping5743: bag holding builds character
[+12] u/quarterbackk: Oil over 103 and Vix at 17… Hmmmm
Market down -.5% yesterday and Vix red… Hmmmm
Interesting
[+11] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: The logical thing is to short the market rn, but you dont make logical decisions in an illogical market
[+11] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Dear God,
Make the SPY a bird. So it can fly. Far far away from here. Amen
[+10] u/CoolConfusion3606: Today everything points towards puts. When your brain says puts, do nothing. That is how you make money.
[+8] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Good afternoon, fellow bagholders.
[+8] u/StonksInvesteur: be fearful when others are fearful
[+8] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: | Good | Morning | Have |
| A | NOT YOU 🐻 | Nice |
| Day | Making | Money|
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: Why is this regarded market pumping along with oil??? This world is just so much f…d up.
[+8] u/Difiukas: you regards told me the first one is free, yeah, satans unlubed cock going in freely in my ass
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: No way stocks go down if we all buy calls
[+8] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: America is really unprepared for 5-6 dollar gas
[+8] u/Reasonable-Cress8890: Today’s the day guys
[+8] u/ayashifx55: Lmao crude oil back to 100+ and yet the market doesn’t give a damn. When it dropped, market celebrated with pumps
[+7] u/cloud_cafe: I can't lift that many bags simultaneously
Microslop don't do this to me
[+7] u/davidbigham: Fking MSFT META GOOGLE AMAZON earning all at the same day ? My heart cant take this.
[+7] u/Total-Form1519: look if put/call is over 1 then we going up, and vice versa. MM do their thing always. If today/tmrw everyone closes before weekend and goes puts, which means expecting war escalation -> then u get a mon morn reversal and war gets pushed another week. they just throw money in / who cares about inflation lol
[+7] u/kim82352: > Trump does not want to resume bombing Iran or walk away from the conflict, will continue an indefinite blockade -WSJ
[+7] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Was going to buy my wife a jeep with my spy call gains (thanks Iran) but now she’s getting a Tesla. Will short oil next
[+6] u/neverturndownagain: You could be dead in 5years.
Full Port in 0dtes -> get Rich now and enjoy life its as simple as this
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: Yolo 715 spy calls today
[+6] u/tellit11: SPY 1199 29 April 2035. Mark it.
[+6] u/JJFuchs: After Market today will be an absolute bloodbath
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: So yesterday’s drop was so that the top could get in cheaper? Lmao
[+6] u/NewDawn101: Earnings gonna beat and Slovenian prostitutes for everyone
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: hold up, he tweeted in the middle of the night. Are they actually invading right now?
[+5] u/GamermanRPGKing: Nothing makes sense.... I have about a grand not put into anything and I'm tempted to just throw it at something, but I'm sure if I do whatever I pick crashes immediately
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: Today's the day boys.
Hang on to your butts.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Some of you think jpow controls rates
Hes just the face, but he sets the agenda behind the scenes and typically other members votes on a hike/cut in agreement with the chair.
But jpow was real and commanded trust.
This new loser isn’t gonna do anything but be dovish and potentially combative with other members.
His entire belief is that ai=good=cut rates to grow economy with no inflation - while somehow also reducing balance sheet.
Likely short term rocket till elections.
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: wtf? mango has got to taunt the Iranians and move oil even higher.
ultimate moron
[+5] u/NewDawn101: Shit be expensive out here. I get why old people be stealing
[+5] u/Exception1228: Been overlooked for promotions for two years. Took on more work. Got a shitty raise and asked for more. Got told no. Basically told me we have you by the balls and you know it.
Well fuck ‘em. What they dont know is I like having men by the balls out back behind Wendy’s. I dont need them. Quitting on the spot today is going to feel incredible.
[+5] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Do we continue our moon mission?
[+5] u/kolovod: Spy's strength is insane. If he tacos now, we'll rip another 5%
[+5] u/Upstairs_Pickle5915: We pumped on war ending copium and still pumping at ath with the mr nice Guy tweeting with WTI at 104
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: No way we don’t pump today
[+5] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Intel still above 80? Lmao that dumbass stock
[+5] u/brute-forced: Reddit hates Joby and AI. You know what that means folks…
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Why did the sperm cross the road??
Cause I wore the wrong socks.
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Today is the last time S&P sees 7150 this year
[+5] u/brute-forced: Tech earnings will be a Sell the News event. Doesn’t matter how good or bad they are, market will 100% sell off until after the November midterms.
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: It was in fact, not all good in the hood.
[+5] u/mneymaker: Last opportunity for bears to close QQQ puts on open.
Deal is coming, POTUS knows it, that's why he is playing bad ass so he can make it seem like they bend the knee.