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[+47] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: 🥭 going to announce a big beautiful trade deal with Iran
We get their uranium and in exchange they get our nukes
[+35] u/spectra444: There is 100% a regard in here that bought more POET yesterday at -45% just to be down another 15% now lmao
[+31] u/SouthNice7324: My move for today is to sit in front of the computer and not buy or sell anything and be doing better than 80% of this subreddit
[+29] u/uncsucks: Oil lol. Those prices are going to start mattering soon.
[+25] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT dumps with SaaS because of AI, and dumps with AI because of AI. Jesus Christ
[+23] u/rcantu314: OPEN AI really is destroying companies left and right lmao
[+22] u/Snowman33001: I’m a capitalist on the way up, and a socialist on the way down.
[+22] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: why doesn't openAI pivot to blood tests? 💅
[+19] u/kryptonyk: AI COMPANIES WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER DOLLAR
ITS OVER
PANIC SELL EVERYTHING
[+19] u/BuyHighSellLow__: 1 month of pure green and 1 red day everyone crying
[+17] u/rugbyliebe: We all know this little drop is gonna V again.
The market is strong, the economy is strong, the US-president is extremely stable and we've switched from burning oil to EVs a long time ago. Right?
[+17] u/AxemanFromMA: #271 days no smoking or vaping
[+16] u/dontslambro: Is a 3% down day too much to ask for?
[+16] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If this doesn't flip green half this sub is going bankrupt
[+15] u/MooseyGoosey69: Advanced money destroyer is back on the menu
[+15] u/SmilkyD: Opening a dollar store in the UK gonna call it pound town.
[+14] u/patmccock86: Now they let the market fall. After everyone’s puts disintegrated. Fuckers
[+14] u/saintmitchy: The market is dropping on a TUESDAY. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Load up the calls!!!
[+14] u/kwarknagel: Not right now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy
[+13] u/mayorolivia: If you ever feel like shit, just remember you’re not the wsb regard that lost $300k on poet in 1 day
[+13] u/TropicalOinkment: As a bear, i unfortunately have to recognize realities of today being a tuesday and taco being on the menu, so this is a bear trap
[+13] u/_pout_: Stop asking, plz:
# ** - OpenAI fails to meet expectations
# ** - Oil
# ** - Consumer confidence index
[+12] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: will MSFT have an ORCL moment and go up 30% on earnings or have an ORCL moment and keep being a piece of shit
[+12] u/_pout_: OpenAI fucking up is going to dick down the semis hard
[+12] u/ResidentPack4103: Axios?! Where you at bro
[+12] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I JUST SOLD MY WHOLE PORT, IT WAS $100 WORTH OF POET BOUGHT AT $14
[+12] u/Live_Paper8680: I've seen this before. This is a big spiky bear trap.
[+12] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/01trm3swzwxg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d92e792655d4c4d05f765cdbda9678e190a235bb
[+11] u/unique_ptr: Scam Altman is so 2026. Before EOY he steps away from OpenAI and by 2028 he evolves into Quantum Altman.
You haven't even *seen* unprofitable yet.
[+11] u/iambroke7: Pre market sell off into present market sell off into after hours sell off
[+11] u/WhoElseButMe_: ChatGPT crashing the market and it’s not even apart of the market.. this shit deserves to be shorted soon as it IPOs
[+11] u/BFox1982: AI is the biggest scam since I subscribed to an Onlyfans girl and she didn't get naked.
[+11] u/TreGet234: Be greedy when others are fearful ahhh day.
All in on mag 7, amd, intel, smh and teradyne calls.
[+11] u/RealPrinceZuko: Ah yes, the time I decide to go heavy into short dated calls, I wake up to satans dildo.
Carry on
[+10] u/Individual_Error_428: Nvda once again creating generational bag holders from buying ATH
[+10] u/LossMax: The Bears are back in town
[+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Just need this to happen for like
*checks notes
Like idk 150 fucking days to get back to normalish
[+10] u/hioman01: Scam Assman blew the AI bubble. Semi is fucking done.
[+10] u/qaswexort: why would OpenAI release their finances before IPO filing? are they stupid?
[+9] u/cryptohomunculus: Walked in on my room mate jerkin' it on all fours. Is that good or bad for the economy?
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: I was told that semis would go up forever and that it was a new paradigm.
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: Fruitman said he's not inclined to take Iran's deal. The 🌮 has been loaded into the 40mm tacogun. Prepare for the volley.
[+9] u/LossMax: One tweet away from going green
[+9] u/be_o3: lol poet is Canadian no wonder
[+9] u/darth_scion: "Reddit’s wallstreetbets is calling it “the REAL WW3 on Wednesday at 4:01 PM”. I think Reddit nailed this one." - 247wallst
Fucking nerds
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: US Futures premarket absolutely blowing the entire asshole out of Europoor markets while they are open will never not be funny.
[+9] u/madeenahjyasu: THIS GAP IS GETTING SLUTTY 🗣️
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: SPY up 12% in a month is of course normal, healthy, and typical. SPY down 0.5% premarket is the end of human civilization. K.
[+8] u/Shoddy_Ad897: I expected today to be boring, but seeing all these bullish catalysts atm... all in on nothing ever happens
[+8] u/Madsen13140: Get rich or become poor tryin'
[+8] u/dontslambro: 40,000 U.S. RETAIL STORES COULD CLOSE BY 2030
Thats a lot
[+8] u/patricktu1258: -12% premarket I am about to throw up
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Sam Altman is not fit to be a ceo of anything
This guy will panic during his first earnings call when analysts ask him difficult questions
Cant reply “so sell your shares if you don’t believe in us “ then
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Bill Gates himself designed MSFT to be a 400$ stock company forever since inception
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Oh oil is really taking off huh
[+8] u/darth_scion: AI not profitable. Who knew
[+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: OpenAI losing its sex appeal is *the* bubble popping trigger. If Anthropic no longer perceives them to be a threat they can slow down as there’s not other B2B comp on the horizon. It’s really hard to rebuild a brand with minimal brand loyalty or moat.
[+8] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Tech companies burning through cash
Mass layoffs
Stock market at all time highs
Why does this feel so familiar?
[+8] u/stonksf: OpenAI popping the bubble FUCCCC
[+8] u/RegularStudy9524: Been trying to swing puts for like 3 weeks the one night I finally give up after sustaining huge losses is the night rug pulling starts. holy unreal customized global market just for me absolute scam artists
[+8] u/WingWorried6176: bers cocky in premarket but forgot it's tuesday...
[+8] u/Chiinoe: SPY not hurting enough for a 🌮 intervention.
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: As someone whose marriage is falling apart, I get venting in public. But to then also be cheating, damn. But I guess she blew up her career by it. Karma is a bitch. Surprised Vrabel’s wife hasn’t dumped his shit on the curb.
[+7] u/hv876: My trades make some of you look like certified high IQ geniuses
[+7] u/IntellectualRetarded: Bers cheering -0.6%, after a 10% rally.
Pathetic.
[+7] u/vermilli21: MUSIC IS THE FUTURE THOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: My roommate just walked in and interrupted my **CLEANSING RITUAL**
[+7] u/trsx5: Officially an “investor”
[+7] u/darkspherei: lol RIP spotify and their AI "music"
[+7] u/Devastaytah: AAPL calls will print today
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: If you're a bear, sell at open. This market is far too retarded and manipulated and will be green by close
[+7] u/spectra444: Good Morning regards, I hope you slept well and your coffee is good. Have a great day today, I hope you all make lots of money ☕️🫡
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Everyone expecting a V so today it will go down -1%
[+7] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: I'm shocked my 708 spy puts have a fucking chance here
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Chart looking good. Bulls probably looking at this waiting to buy at open as the dip is dipping, but what if it dips more? They haven't seen big dips for a month
[+7] u/OK_Computer10101: 🥭”I just got off the phone with the great leaders of Iran… they want to surrender and completely, fully, and unequivocally open the strait of Hormuz. It turns out they didn’t have any idea how to make the bomb.”
[+7] u/vermilli21: This market always V so I'm not celebrating too early
[+7] u/Detail-Vegetable: Paid $4.5/gallon for gas today. This must be what it feels like to be a europoor.
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: "Fuck the fuck out and sell everything" - Warren Buffet
[+7] u/Cstooby: OpenAi took a massive shit and now its stinking the whole place up. They could have had the courtesy to double flush, but no, Altman opened the door and turned off the fan.
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: So ASTS pumps every day when I don’t own it, but as soon as I buy it, it dumps and dumps :) fuck this stock market
[+7] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Yall ever stop to think what you did back in the day before phones and information 24/7? I don’t remember what it was like to just sit there and do nothing. Like wtf were we thinking about.
I don’t remember what it was like but I miss those days
[+7] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Incredible dip buying opportunity everybody.
[+6] u/NotMe357: It looks like Bessent and TACO have hot sex together yesterday that they now overslept and forgot to short Oil.
[+6] u/spectra444: Premarket feels dark, desolate, and red… guess that means we’re going to have the greenest green day there’s ever been. STOCKS ONLY GO UP!
[+6] u/rugbyliebe: SPY in free fall mode - to levels we haven't seen since yesterday.
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Report: All 93M Iranians to get complimentary citizenship and a happy meal for the reopening of SoH. White House celebrates
[+6] u/GullibleAppearance64: Spotify kicking off the global recession ig
[+6] u/newtoeso: Bers are such doomers lol.
[+6] u/madeenahjyasu: I WAS PROMISED A CONTINUED PUMP 3000 YEARS AGO! 🗣️
[+6] u/Bag_holder1: War is won, thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: You guys said you wanted to buy high and hold bags right?
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Just woke up, why is everyone bankrupt
[+6] u/Vlisa: Lmao OpenAI about to take a 4% dump on my port today.
[+6] u/MajikoiA3When: Bears short this dip Taco man tweets peace deal in the works and it's green again.
[+6] u/kaapooj: bears again cocky for no reason
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: Down .5% now then back up by EOD . I've seen this story before.
[+6] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: Lmao bols perfectly conditioned to full port calls at the top and now losing all the gains they had from non stop pumping 🤣
[+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #BUY THE DIP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS, OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN HELL!
[+6] u/ThouOne: I take it back, DO NOT OPEN THE CRASHINO
[+6] u/SmilkyD: Red spy in morning regards take warning, red spy at night regards delight.
[+6] u/im-doing-it-again: Careful out ther toady 🙃 there is still a gap to fill at 420
[+6] u/vermilli21: AMD is going for a -10% day it seems
[+6] u/analgape4206969: Fuck the one day i dont hold puts of course
[+6] u/bols_are_cooked: The top is in more than ever. Nasdaq has been rallying 19% this past month, on shit fundamentals like multiple wars, oil/gas crisis, high inflation, open corruption, etc. lol
[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: My puts are looking delicious but that only means green at open
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Of course gey Altman helps the gey bers
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: One of those lovely days where the move happens premarket and then goes sideways?
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Bols so quiet this morning. I tried to warn you couple of times.
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: ADBE has been beaten on the basis that AI will bankrupt it….
But AI is a Scam! LMFAO.
[+6] u/saintmitchy: My puts expired last friday worthless. This seems about right.
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: If you think bullshit AI news is what making it dump you need to take a look at USOIL.
[+6] u/Shroomboom420: Chart looking healthy
[+6] u/CheapHero91: enjoy the semi stocks you bought at ATH after a multi year run 🥂🎉
[+6] u/420Secured: What is this? A dump for ants?!
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: today seems like it'll be pretty *funny*
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Qqq tanking because I bought calls
[+6] u/Neither-Still-8841: Wait, so you're saying that if we play pretend everything is fine the oil problem will not go away? Maybe we should make a report saying the oil reserves are up 20%, will that fix it?
[+6] u/lococommotion: My dumb ass bought calls at 3:55pm yesterday lol
[+5] u/booose6: Dip for Ants we close at $725 today
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: >OpenAI Misses Key Revenue, User Targets in High-Stakes Sprint Toward IPO
It's a fucking datascraping chatbot, our market is being held up by a fucking chatbot. Am I taking crazy pills???
[+5] u/abradolphlincler420: On Tuesday we dine on tacos 🌮
[+5] u/Sjw455: Amd has snapped back to reality
[+5] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Bored of oil now let’s get back to shiny rocks please
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Altman get your fucking woman in line
[+5] u/TreGet234: Is the cpu shortage real? Does that mean intel and amd will 2x from here like micron?
[+5] u/spectra444: Looking like 0DTE calls will be in the menu today
[+5] u/tika_dengu: don’t be shy SPY, let go
[+5] u/YachtOrNothing: Today is different. I feel it in my plumbs.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Because you know I'm all about that DOW, 'bout that DOW, no tech
[+5] u/z3r3f07: Is it ber day or the biggest taco Tuesday? Find out today at the casino!
[+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I’d say “buy the dip” but this dip is just one day shy of the ATH.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Bolz mad that they got duped by the NVDA scam again.
[+5] u/ThouOne: Oil up, OpenAI with their bullshit news every 3 months, TACO nearly got TACOd.
Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/EnginrA: OpenAI taking down all of the Mag 7, love to see it
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Not predicting anything till open this can go anywhere
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Hello darkness my old friend 🎵
[+5] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Uhhh wtf happened overnight? Any news?
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Calls at open, right.... right!?
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: He bought calls, dump it
[+5] u/jonneh: This is literally like the worst week for this OpenAI story with big tech earnings coming up
> Chief Financial Officer Sarah Friar has told other company leaders that she is worried the company might not be able to pay for future computing contracts if revenue doesn’t grow fast enough, according to people familiar with the matter.
>
> Separately, court proceedings began this week in a lawsuit by Elon Musk in which he is seeking to oust Altman and unwind OpenAI’s conversion into a for-profit company.
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Did Bessent take the day off?
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: OpenAI told the world last night that their capex is slowing and maybe reversing based on missing numbers……and they don’t have the controls in place to go public per the CFO… see you at the bottom OpenAI ecosystem.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: hot take. openAI will go bankrupt before the IPO
[+5] u/analgape4206969: So does a pre fomc dump bode well?
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: report of how a private company is doing awful right as they start a trial sounds a little fishy to me
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: You'd best start believing in an energy crisis
Yer in one
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers celebrating before being assblasted. The audacity LMAO
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: AMD is about to dump 30% intraday
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I bet bears never used their priests in age of empires to convert enemy trebuchets
[+5] u/SmoresPies: i never would've guessed a twitter feud with jimmy kimmel would be more bearish than war
[+5] u/darth_scion: ChatGPT turning into boomer AI.
[+5] u/Nudge55: why are we freaking out about a 0.5% dump even if semis are a 4% dump they’ve been up 100% for the year
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: Fuck you hood I’m forever a bagholder
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: MSFT trying hard to stop the DUMP! They own OpenAI, a TOTAL LOSER. Nobody likes doing deals with Losers! MSFT Puts. SAD!
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: The most logical and obvious answer right now is puts. Let that sink in. What do you think is gonna happen instead
[+5] u/AlGAdams: The Slopocolypse is real
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: Most rigged shit I have ever seen.
Stock start pumping 2 days before the end of March and now start selling off 2 days before the end of April.
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Open Ai rev slowing only because they don't have enough computer....calls you crazy bastards
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: What a bunch of hormuzes
[+5] u/According-Page8618: apple is legit the weirdes hedge, everytime spy green and every other mag 7 is green, its red. everytime everything is red, its green
[+5] u/JackORoses: The release today of the OpenAI story about missing internal revenue and user targets seems suspect and manipulative.
[+5] u/FGoobs: What hits mars first, SpaceX or oil? 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Bridges and power plants day
[+5] u/A55BAG: ARM dropping like Masayoshi Son is already getting margin called 🤣
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: holy shit the end times are near
[+5] u/saintmitchy: Oil going full Diidy today it seems
[+5] u/oldprecision: At least I didn’t pay $350 for AMD.
[+5] u/brute-forced: Hate to tell you folks but software is the next thing to fly, starting next week
[+5] u/claytondpark: Look at most of the major semi stock charts starting on 4/2 and u can imagine how much selling can happen ☠️
[+5] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - SPOT to 549.4401 before 28-Apr-2026 09:40 AM -05
[+21] u/kairepaire: Market not even down 1%. WSB already panicking.
You guys are not ready for a real market crash
[+16] u/SpyBagholder: Finally this AI bullshit dying. My boss fucking uses ChatGPT for fucking everything now and just messes up all day. Regard
[+14] u/LasyKuuga: Red in pre?
Calls at open
IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE
[+14] u/rootyoot: Who tf does OpenAi think they are releasing “earnings” no one asked you
[+14] u/brasimas: If I’ve learned anything about these markets is that it’s fake and gay. Green by end of day
[+13] u/Sir_Grindalot: Open AI should announce that they're pivoting to AI.
[+13] u/NeatOtherwise8901: SPY: -0.7% from ATH
WSB: Margin call
[+13] u/SherbertOk2563: HERE COMES THE V HAHAHAHAHA
[+12] u/BallstreetBozo: I saw my coworker looking at oil stock charts on her work computer yesterday. I loaded up on 653 1 DTE QQQ puts at close.
If this holds I’m asking her what stocks shes investing in and inversing that shit. 😂
[+12] u/Suavecore_: I can't wait to sell these puts at a loss when everything fully recovers in an hour from now
[+11] u/AntiOriginalUsername: War in Iran: 📈
Global oil shortage: 📈📈
OpenAI misses revenue: 📉📉📉
Consequences of a bubble I guess, real world be damned. The Hype must stay alive.
[+11] u/Autistic-Bot: Caroline Leavitt before she puts makeup on.
https://preview.redd.it/q40o1flxfxxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9423339bec076e54c2e4f7b8ba29effb1deacdcc
[+11] u/Issa_vibe74: SPY puts talking to me like the green goblin mask
[+11] u/After-Question3165: UAE leaving OPEC. Shit just got interesting.
[+10] u/collegefootballfan69: Open AI is now Closed AI
[+10] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I’m so glad I loaded up on 0DTE puts yesterday and had my biggest loss in 2 years. It feels amazing to watch the market drop like a rock now that all my puts expired
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: This is either the beginning of a significant pullback, or a generational opportunity for calls.
[+10] u/Suavecore_: Sometimes I wonder wtf people are talking about in here but then I realize they're watching the 1 minute charts
[+10] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: I'm definitely not saying today won't end green, but the 40 cent rip up after $5 down move on SPY being met with countless "Holy Veeee" comments is quite funny
[+9] u/Glittering_Let6527: AAPL knew all along AI is a scam. Gonna be green today, isn't?
[+9] u/silverfutes: Hottest woman I ever loved just got a divorce. Should I send flowers?
[+9] u/31andnotdone: The US shorts oil in an attempt to save equities, part 43
[+9] u/Icommandyou: WTI is above $100, Axios headline about brand new 88th ceasefire is on its way folks don’t worry bers who want to short oil
[+9] u/kairepaire: Believing it won't V again like it has every other day in the last few weeks is the definition of insanity.
[+9] u/Spy300: You still have 3 years left of this fucking idiot
[+9] u/Bravadette: Fuck this we need 24 hr options.
[+9] u/kawkface: Sam Altman
Give me my money back
Mother FUCK
[+9] u/Apple2o: Said during deepseek too, and here we are
[+8] u/The_BakedCrusader: As long as no one posts the dancing bears video today might finish red
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Man y'all are so 0DTE coded even a normal ass pullback at ATH scares you
[+8] u/McClintockC: Who could have guessed Wall-E was a closer depiction of the actual future than Back to the Future
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Wow I am down a lot today! Haha!
[+8] u/Okami_The_Sun: Hey bolls just a reminder you can’t print oil like you can dollars
[+8] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Axios gonna post some shit like: Iran SWEARS they're gonna give up their uranium and pay the US and every other country to use the straight, they're actually gonna pay everyone a million dollars every time a ship goes through.
Then down in the article they'll sneak in that Iran never said that and the Whitehouse is claiming that Iran said that
[+8] u/twostroke1: holy shit UAE leaves OPEC.
(I literally don’t know what any of that means, I’m just here to gamble on random number generators)
[+8] u/DingleJingle_: Has any company actually made money selling AI? Like when do these companies actually have to start showing actual use cases that are profitable?
[+8] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: SPY -5% BY OPEN, THIS IS THE END
[+8] u/Dbestinvest: How is it April 28th??? I feel like it’s still November
[+8] u/ki3ran8793: Do people still say tendies ?
[+8] u/Icommandyou: UAE leaving OPEC is a generational news I admit I didn’t foresee I would read in my lifetime
[+8] u/twostroke1: 30% of borrowers in the first quarter who traded in a car to buy a new one had negativity equity.
And 43% of buyers opted for a 84 month loan.
We truly are heading into an insane shitstorm on the next economic downturn.
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Killed another wild hog last night. Only an estimated 6 to 9 million left.
[+8] u/Sco_420: 17% chance the market closes green on polymarket. That’s better than most calls will give you just now.
$100 on Yes gives a cool $488 profit if we close green. Nice
[+7] u/Scared-Signature-452: Fuck it I am selling my entire MSFT AMD and INTC positions. I am sick of this sh\*t
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: Whoever has been patient on the sidelines and decided to buy back in yesterday YOU caused this crash and it’s happening because YOU bought. Ruined it for me and everyone else :(
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: im not an astrologist, but i see strong support on semiconductors around 0
[+7] u/Williamnguyen62838: THE BEAR ERA IS OFFICIALLY BACK
[+7] u/ten7four: NVDA, MU, and SNDK are no brainer buys at these levels
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Bul ready for Scam Altman circuit breaker?
Ai looking re as fuck today LMAO
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: You 🫵are the exit liquidity 🤡
[+7] u/EducationalCicada: Brent: 112 WTI: 101
Someone just realized there's no fucking oil flowing.
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Open AI popped the bubble
[+7] u/rwc5078: The one day I don't hold puts overnight
[+7] u/chainer3000: This pullback makes me think big news just hasn’t dropped yet. Short interest spiked on almost everything
[+7] u/myironlung6: The UAE will leave OPEC and OPEC+ as of May 1 - State News Agency.
[+7] u/cramers_asshole: 🚨BREAKING: WHEN A BABY IS BORN, THE ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE INCREASES DUE TO THE BABY TAKING PHYSICAL SPACE THAT WAS OTHERWISE FILLED WITH AIR.
LESSON: FUCK TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL END UP IN A PRESSURE COOKER
- DJT
[+7] u/LankyLibrary7662: Market goes down/up only pre open.. green eod
[+7] u/Donalds_Lump: For every $1 increase in oil $oxy increases their annual cash flow by $265 million. Let that sink in.
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Somewhere out there is a Wendy’s regional manager making more than 98% of WSB just living out all our dreams
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING NEWS**: UAE leaves OPEC
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: Show us on this V where "the market" touched you
[+7] u/BrightPie7284: Listen up nerds, this is the fake dump before the mag7 earnings rally
mag7 will announce a capex of 1T but nobody cares because they're below their historical average PE ratio's
semiconducter stocks will get huge green dildo's
trump will have a truce with iran and win another global peace prize
Calls
[+7] u/PeggingOnMolly: Bears coming out of hibernation
[+7] u/Lopsided_Process5141: Hahaha fuck you tech bros!!!
Boomer Dow jones bros unite!
[+7] u/Cybermeld: Yeah, also -130 P/E wasn't the best of signs lol.
[+6] u/e30jawn: Gotta feel bad for OKLO they probably have a huge pile of concept renderings of reactors that were never getting built to throw away :(
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Only need spy to go another 30 points down by Friday to break even on the month. Lol. This market pump has destroyed my options port
[+6] u/peterpeer9: i'm just saying it again
if you bought calls at ATH when VIX is still hanging on to 19, you have low IQ
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Bessent: I've got the tortillas
Nutlick: I've got the cheese
Miller: I've got the seasoning
RFK Jr.: I've got the ~~brain worms~~ meat
Blanche: I've got the cilantro
Gabbard: I've got the onions
Hegseth: I've got the tequila
Rubio: I've got the jalapeños
Mango: ASSEMBLE MY 🌮 !!!
[+6] u/PaxDev: So bearish in here, I’m thinking calls
[+6] u/31andnotdone: this is because i switched to calls, I'm sorry guys.
[+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Boomers gonna be furious about their shiny rocks when they wake up today
[+6] u/laurencenor: Anyone else see futeres red and instantly know that as a result KO, AAPL and BRKB will be green?
[+6] u/reactzzzz: the last ber switched to calls yesterday, only explanation
[+6] u/teh_herper: Why is AAPL the only thing green premarket 😭😭😭
[+6] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: I'm not seeing any developments with Iran but oil is rising quick. Did reality finally catch up to the futures market?
[+6] u/noaholic: Why OpenAI posting earnings and telling the truth? That’s not how the game is played
[+6] u/Chromaticism: you telling me these OPEN calls aren’t for the ChatGPT company !?
[+6] u/ev01ution: I’m not feeling so good with so much calls
[+6] u/aniote: Should I invest in POET? seems like a good business
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards! Praise Allah for some reason.
[+6] u/DDGib: Gold rebounding hard from the terrible lows of 8 minutes ago
[+6] u/cramers_asshole: MY FELLOW COUNTRYMEN, I AM HEREBY ANNOUNCING THAT MY PORTFOLIO IS BIGLY FUK
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SHORT ATTENTION SPAN TO THIS FECAL MATTER. - DTJ
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Was busy yesterday, time to check on my POET calls from last week.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: OpenAi and Perplexity had a good run. They're not relevant anymore. Anthropic and Google FTW.
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: Normally I would be excited based on pre-market but it doesn't matter, Axios or 🥭 or the fucking PM of Pakistan or somebody will put out fake news in the next hour or so and the market will be green by lunch based on literally nothing but copium and vibes while oil keeps mooning
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: As oil goes higher, oil executives salary goes up. If we have to pay more so they can afford more in life, that’s a price I’m willing to pay.
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Massive data center overbuild lmfaoooo
[+6] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: mega pump for no reason weeks in a row for no reason, makes total sense.
[+6] u/kawkface: If u not playing 0dte today
Ur not black
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: I told yall, there was nothing to taco from this weekend so the pattern was broken!
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: Larry Ellison is so fucked. He leveraged 300k shares of oracle in this deal for data centers. The margin calls will come from hell itself
[+6] u/Uzunzatu: Martingaled my way into 12k worth of spy 705p expiring yesterday, expecting no deal in Hormuz and maybe even war already over the weekend (assassination attempt a bonus). Every hint of a dip got Vee'd to high heaven.
Today it dumps. Fuuuuuuck. Always give yourself time in option plays, fellow regards.
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: I use ChatGPT for my retard questions and Claude for my intellectual ones
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: I just need spy to do this today and 3 more times in a row
[+6] u/ButtExterminator: # Bill Ackman is probably BearHunter
[+6] u/therealcoon: RDDT goes down no matter who shits the bed.
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Believe it or not, green by close.
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: Im tired of losing money. Im going to start options trading.
[+6] u/kudrat1: usually this is how broader selloff is triggered, some irrelevant bad news as excuse to drop
[+6] u/Dbestinvest: My coworker wants to start investing. I said what do you want to invest in and she said “ that computer chip company..(thinks). Ohhh Navideah”). Time to sell?
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: If Iran can hold out another two weeks 🥭 gonna be over a barrel bro lmao gas outta control. 3.69 in bum fuck Oklahoma. I know that isn’t CA prices but we’re usually the cheapest in the whole country for gas.
[+6] u/Bert_Bro: I've got 3 Nike shares waiting for World Cup
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/claude-powered-ai-coding-agent-deletes-entire-company-database-in-9-seconds-backups-zapped-after-cursor-tool-powered-by-anthropics-claude-goes-rogue
"Agentic" AI goes full retard and deletes an entire database along with backups. And Anthropic is one of the better more careful guys too.
When will this endless bubble end? How many trillions on this false hope will have to be burned. How long will we suffer this easy money environment? Someone is going to make a benign request and it will find a way to accidentally break or shut something off that kills people.
Bulls are obsessed with devaluing and replacing humans. This ain't the fucking miracle they think it is.
[+6] u/mackey88: OpenAI spending too much on building data centers and oil price up.
[+6] u/Round_Context_146: "massive collapse" lol keep telling yourself that
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: No way we remain red today, we’ve had like 1 red day the past 3 weeks
[+5] u/Jadenindubai: Why fall? It’s taco Tuesday,we should go green
[+5] u/ecoburner87: Guess who closed out of his semi shorts yesterday and switched to BTC shorts 🙂↔️
[+5] u/Dragonlvr420: I love when the dumbass things I do end up working out in the end, it’s almost like I kept these puts for a reason besides being regarded
[+5] u/Indra_Sx: 2026 I stood no chance
[+5] u/teh_herper: On CNBC's “Mad Money Lightning Round"...
...Rocket Lab (NASDAQ:RKLB) is a “winner, and that is a speculative stock that I am blessing right here,” Cramer said.
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Scam Altman Cooked the semi rally. Price levels not seen since last week.
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: I don't believe it. They will not allow reality to set in until May
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: As expected, POET was the straw that broke the AI back. It's over.
[+5] u/Mr60SPX: Not saying history repeats itself, but how many times have we seen this setup before.
You really think the market is going to sell off going into FOMC tomorrow?
[+5] u/McClintockC: We could've had it all but you 🫵 had to buy calls
[+5] u/wendysdumpstr: market giving us cheap calls for donnie pump later today? might even say thank you
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Congrats to everyone who fomo'd and bought at the top
[+5] u/Red_Zone_Broly: The bears are back in town
[+5] u/TimeTravelingChris: Damn, it's almost like numbers don't go up forever? Crazy.
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: SNDK going up 400% in a year is totally normal and sustainable XDDD
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Hedgies are shorting the whole market because they’re trapped in POET. HOLD STRONG APES 💎💎 WE ARE WINNING!!! You will never steal my 2 shares 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Scared-Signature-452: Poet is a sign that we are hitting 1999 level craziness
[+5] u/kairepaire: Is just one circuit breaker day too much to ask for?
[+5] u/Hammered_Time: My port could really use an Axios headline rn
[+5] u/Swiftnice: I thought pre-market was dropping because oil spiked but it was because of OpenAI lol I guess we got a double whammy today.
[+5] u/srnx: This is overdue but market is also decoupled from reality so I can totally see a V happening at open, or maybe its one of those days we triple down on the dump, idk strap in
[+5] u/Athien: Oil 101, broke that 100 again finally. But will the market care? Literally who knows
[+5] u/ButterRollercoaster: All this drop on less than 1M volume.
Market open will be fun.
[+5] u/TheMatinow: Wrf was hat shit on oil blew my stop losses
[+5] u/IllustratorHour1618: The fed selling oil futures again, god damn it
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: The selling pressure is there… are we finally cracking a -3% day tday?
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: A LOT OF GAPS TO BE FILLED!
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: i have been conditioned to believe a dramatic +3% will come in for no reason sometime in the next 72 hours
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: RKLB & KRMN about to pop green dicks 🐥
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Pack your bags shows over
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Michael Saylor told me Bitcoin solves this
[+5] u/brewski512: UAE leaves OPEC. RIP oil
[+5] u/Curious-Visual4525: It's taco tuseday.
When they cash in puts and buy calls the tweet comes.
We know the game so well by now.
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Turns out you can only suppress paper oil for so long eh
[+5] u/Curious-Tap8312: Fellow bers, I know things look good but let’s remember how the market has treated us everyday these last weeks. Don’t buy puts
[+5] u/j4c11: Standing here this morning, I'm afraid I don't hear a thing. Just ... silence.
I'm deaf
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Oil is at critical headline levels I expect 10 headlines/hr
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Open AI simultaneously destroying companies because AI will ruin them while also destroying all AI adjacent stocks because they’re a dog shit company run by a mouth breathing moron
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: UAE Energy Minister: We took this decision at a time when consumers need our attention. We are facing an unprecedented time when strategic reserves of crude products are being drained to a scary level.
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: Holy fuck UAE left OPEC
[+5] u/Striking-Fig924: Yall think they r gonna give me a chance to sell my puts or r we gonna be green by open like always
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Ima try 40 lb dumbbells today. Feeling strong mayn.
[+5] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It’s over
[+5] u/Noxta_: Waiting for the V so I can still pay my rent
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Look like V incoming
[+5] u/kim82352: > New York Times:- Delaying nuclear talks could have been a way to reach a quick agreement to ease pressure on global energy and financial markets. But any decision to halt nuclear talks, even temporarily, would be a sign that the war had failed to achieve one major goal.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: UAE pulling out they really are doing everything to keep oil down.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: At this rate of sell off amd and nvda will be delisted by july
Im sorry bulls its over
[+5] u/Business-Today646: *WWE entrance music* V walks out
[+5] u/phly: Is there anything worse in this world than a job recruiter?
[+5] u/ibetyouliketes: 84% beat rate on earnings
[+5] u/jfwelll: I tried antigravity and im more bullish than ever on google. Things a beast and is getting close to AGI.
In comparison, copilot looks like it comes from stone age
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I bought gold dip but it keeps dipping. Help 😭
[+5] u/Iunatic: I feel like Warren Buffet's retarded heir after taking profits on this rally and putting 3/4 of my port into AAPL and BRK.B.
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Oil being bought as a hedge I guess huh
[+5] u/Electronic-Data-2622: I don’t see any news? Best guess is the insiders on wallstreet got tipped off about upcoming rate decision.
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: I will nap for 2 hours. Microsoft oughta be green when I wake up
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: So we care about war again? Okay
[+5] u/Impressive_Start_980: MSFT calls for earnings, AMD puts for earnings
[+24] u/Minute-Leg7346: https://preview.redd.it/f0pq7c1bjxxg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=935ec94fe75c7a1050e929dabb3450b5a4364555
[+16] u/Coley44: I'm seeing the words "generational dip buying opportunity" and the first number in SPY is still 7. Can we please be fucking serious
[+14] u/AprilsSecretAccount: UAE leaving OPEC to focus on production of Dubai Chocolate.
[+14] u/Time_Molasses_1581: Never heard of OpenAI, is it a good sneaker company?
[+12] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: bears declaring victory over a -0.5% lmao
[+12] u/svpa3991: Saw a Spotify yolo in here yesterday, need an update on those calls 😂
[+11] u/Ethan0941: OPEN THE FUCKIN RECESSION
[+11] u/aew2019: UAE saved us.
Praise be Allah.
[+11] u/EyeSea7923: Imagine investing in a market that you know is corrupt, instead of an honest market like Pokemon cards.
[+11] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: No shot bro just hit the truth social at open ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
[+11] u/zeusbox: 🌮 panicking as soon as it's red. lmao
[+11] u/FullCopy: That’s it. I’m leaving OPEC.
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie signaling he's going open the strait, UAE gonna flood the market with oil and cause the price to drop, massive pump coming.
[+9] u/Brubiu: this gonna end green aint it
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Yesterday, a -50% on POET was $8
Today, a -50% on POET would be $4
DAMN YOU, INFLATION!
[+9] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: I am telling you right now, that mother fucking market back there is not real.
[+9] u/BillyShears2015: 🥭 has apparently decided he’s in on his own joke. Bro was waiting for the opening bell to drop that tweet 😂
[+8] u/freddymojo: If OPEC dissolves it might just be worth this whole Iran business.
[+8] u/CheekHot8138: Can't wait to end green today for no fucking reason lol
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: blood on the streets
[+8] u/TheRiverStyx: A friend asked me how he could make $1 million on the market. I said, "That's easy, just start with $2 million in your account and join WSB. You'll $1 million in your account by next week."
[+8] u/callsonreddit: brb taking a shot every min until open
[+8] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Did anyone actually think AI would be profitable?
[+8] u/Known_Chemistry_7633: Panic! Panic! The market is crashing all the way down to prices not seen since \*checks notes\* two days ago.
[+8] u/botistic: Ber slaughter party in 5 minutes
[+8] u/loveiseverything: SPY 720 EOD. World can burn, but you know what? Calls.
[+8] u/tocinoman: Believe it or not, calls
Believe it or not, I'm stuck in other calls that are dipping which precludes me from buying more calls
[+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: I legitimately think every chip manufacturing plant could be nuked tomorrow, and semis would rally on "hopes for return to production by 2031"
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: See those posts with the guys on here making 2000x returns? That's you if you keep gambling and keep at it.
[+8] u/Deshen87: Mango: Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” hahaha how does he come up with all the nonsense😂
[+8] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Chat GPT sucks, not just the product but now their bullshit is dragging down my data center stonks too
[+8] u/ComodinoDiLegno: He posted that 1 minute before the marked opened, not even hiding it at this point
[+8] u/forrealjeff: I went from being up 4k this month to only being up 500. I want to cry
[+7] u/zg44: Altman vs Elon will end up being a battle for who will be the biggest scammer of this century.
Will still probably end up being Elon because outside of SpaceX's satellite launching business and Starlink, the rest of it is all a mess of broken promises and a shell game where he changes the priority every couple of years to take your eye off the missed opportunities.
At this point 90% of the market caps of Elon's businesses is complete hot air.
[+7] u/pain474: Sigh. Dip is being bought up before market open like a clock work. RSI will be reset, we will trade in a stupid range and there will be no good plays once again.
[+7] u/TyroneSwoopes: Hard shell taco pattern forming on spy
[+7] u/Comfortable733: OPENAI RECESSION LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/lameducker24: Everyone in here is panicking. Sounds like calls to me
[+7] u/bendraw: UAE: “Fuck y’all, there’s money on the table”
[+7] u/Future_Hyena2562: Who bought $100 HOOD calls in my account?
[+7] u/indyyo1: Oil close to April 7th prices, stocks 10% higher from April 7th 🤨
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: #Now this is pod racing
[+7] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: Oil is where it was two weeks ago but SPY is 80 points higher. Honestly, 🥭 successfully manipulated the market higher despite no change on the groud. Its kind of impressive how well it worked.
[+7] u/Dividedby21mil: I will be leaving OPEC effective immediately.
[+7] u/FinePace3325: Found a vein on pepe that looks like the strait of hormuz. Not sure what this means for the market
[+7] u/dylanx5150: Feeling cute. Might gamble away my entire portfolio on calls.
[+7] u/Ecodriverz: CAN WE GET ONE FUCKING DAY WHERE SPY ISNT GLUED TO OPEN
[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Donald Pump tweet at exactly market open can't make it up. Even funnier the market didn't care
[+7] u/Memento_mori9608: That dip was such bullshit
Just a way for insiders to get a better position
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Lmao even 🥭’s Iran is collapsing fake tweet can’t move us up huh
[+6] u/knoqd_: > IRANIAN ARMY SPOKESPERSON SAYS WE DO NOT CONSIDER THE WAR TO BE OVER THE SITUATION IS STILL CONSIDERED A WAR, AND THE BANK OF OBJECTIVES AND EQUIPMENT FOR THE ARMED FORCES HAS BEEN UPDATED - IRANIAN STATE MEDIA
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: JEESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WAS GONNA PAY MY RENT WITH ORCL GAINS I HAD.
[+6] u/TyroneSwoopes: Interesting that 🌮 are V shaped.
[+6] u/FullCopy: ORCL got in the AI game because one morning Larry Ellison figured out how to change his TV input from HDMI 1 to 2 without calling IT.
[+6] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: What "truths" Trumpelstiltskin got locked and loaded for today?
[+6] u/old-cow666: Selling my pooots at open thanks guys
[+6] u/browsk: I think I’m still buying calls here
[+6] u/HourPackage: Need a play where I can put my life savings into it at 9:30 AM and by the time I am ready to head home from the office I can retire. Any financial advice available?
[+6] u/davidbigham: Last week news was AI is the future. This week news is AI is bubble.
The cycle never ends.
[+6] u/brucekeller: lol so paranoid about an AI surveillance state in the near future, guess I better get rich and keep my mouth shut. :D
[+6] u/yeahwhatever90: In 🥭 math, the dump is just 1% of 10% so chill bers
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: If OPEC falls it's going to be free for all on the oil market after the hormuz opens.
Saudi going to dump the price to get UAE back in line lol.
[+6] u/jmc774: Suddenly we got a lot of OPEC experts in here
[+6] u/JasonMrazsHat: remember guys, premarket is FAKE
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Just got back from a long vacation in the middle of nowhere; how is my POET position looking?
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Day before everyone announces they’re spending trillions on AI, openai reportedly shitting bed. Great timing
[+6] u/Imaginary_Law7076: Whats is happening with AMD ?
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: OPEC was never really serious to begin with.. alot of members cheat behind everyone backs.
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: 🥭 talkin about "we are the hottest" like he's Paris Hilton in 2002.
[+6] u/rocier: sold my puts yesterday, so this makes sense
[+6] u/tgff333: 🥭 tweeting about being related to royal family ... Like wat?
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Unironically green by end of day. Literally nothing matters dude. Earnings, guidance, war, inflation: meaningless
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: STRAP ON LADIES
WE HAVE DRILL TEAM 6 INBOUND
[+6] u/Anal_holocost: Lmao perfectly timed tweet don't even try to pretend. Prepare for the generational rugpull next week fellas
[+6] u/netflix-ceo: lol market is finally not buying the tacos
[+6] u/rocier: It wont V today cuz that would make me happy
[+6] u/BurstingTitan88: BREAKING: RECESSION CANCELED
[+6] u/sufficiently7777: Bers were seen crawling back into their hole
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Mango sounds like a confused HOA president
[+6] u/cbusoh66: Axios or Bloomberg at 10:30: Trump Informs Aides He's Mulling a Framework of Concept of a Ceasefire.
[+6] u/AdOk3638: Tacoman and Taco Tuesday, name a more iconic duo.
[+6] u/shindiggaa: man that SPY dip was a gift
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: Bro this is just plain dumb af. Spy going green again
[+6] u/Character_Set3454: #SOCIALIZE MY LOSSES
[+6] u/El-Klotzo: so UAE is now doing mango's work, ey?
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: About to go in for a surgery. What’s the play to wake up rich af
[+6] u/TheMostMid: GET AMD OFF THE FUCKING BOARD THE JUST LOSING MONEY THIS WEEEK
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: well well well...maybe MSFT was the play.
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: It literally only goes up
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: POET looking like the safe haven.
[+5] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Wait, tell me is it really a put buying day or they just fooking with me again for the 20th time?
[+5] u/chiswis: u guys lied to me
u said new ATH everyday onwards
[+5] u/browsk: Fuck this I don’t want to go to work today
[+5] u/strombollimaker545: So probably gonna finish up .6-1%?
[+5] u/killainvest: Just posting to keep my streak going. I have nothing to say about this silliness
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: Welcome back volatility. I missed you buddy.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: We will 100% go green today.
Poor bers can't even get a single day of red. It's actually insane lol
[+5] u/Damerman: Jesus fucking Christ this thing can't stay down
[+5] u/sl3azebag: I actually did too much cocaine before the airport this morning holy fuck this come down is about to be horrible
[+5] u/vanceraa: UAE, OPEN THE OIL TAPS
LET THE SPICE FLOW
[+5] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: So odd a WSJ OpenAI hit piece yammering about old 2025 numbers comes out when AI semis are just hitting ATHs...
[+5] u/iamjt: Haha taco doesn't matter anymore. At this rate he's gonna turn the ships around and get boots into UAE
[+5] u/Oblivious-Speculator: Bers r gonna start their barks soon
[+5] u/7000series: This dip will get eaten up real quick.
[+5] u/Comfortable733: OPENAI GOT NO MONEY, HOUSE OF CARDS FALLING LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Hunt_Phoenix: If you want proof of alien technology, just look at apple right now.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Today’s the day fellow HOODlums.
[+5] u/FullCopy: Oh, you can’t afford $5 gas? Have you considered a $40k EV?
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: feels like puts would've been the move...
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: It's crazy how the media strategically plants negative semi/AI stories every quarter around earnings, and especially near or at ATH.
Definitely a coincidence
[+5] u/zg44: Most bullish thing today? VIX only at 19.
If AI trade was really unraveling, VIX would be at 25-30 almost instantly. Tells us that this is most likely just rotation away from tech for the moment and money isn't rushing to the exits.
Dip on NVDA and some of the others that haven't run like crazy will probably get bought in the next session or two. I'd include AMZN in that camp.
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Must not fomo into dip
[+5] u/riteofpass: OpenAI crashing the market who would’ve thought
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: JP is slowly whiddling silver back down.
[+5] u/sl3azebag: gonna chuck a good lil 5k into qqqs and sleep on this flight lol
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: So is wsb gonna collectively sue poet cfo? Xdddd
[+5] u/elvee61: I fooled around and fell in love with 0dtes. The fuckers don't love me back the same way.
[+5] u/zlordbeats: marker maker changes the settings of gold chart 📈 to follow exact movements of spy after wsb started yoloing on gold and silver calls
**fuckers**
[+5] u/coldtacomeat: 5 minutes until I am fully gaped.
[+5] u/Far_Passenger3466: What calls are we grabbing at open?
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: Etrade changed the margin requirements on MU and AMD to 50% and then the stocks is set to open down biggly .... Fuck you Wall street journal and whoever the wage earner cock sucker that calls me at 5:30 for $7300 margin call. Now back to shit posting - carry on.
[+5] u/knoqd_: > Trump: Iran has just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” They want us to “Open the Hormuz Strait,” as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation (Which I believe they will be able to do!).
[+5] u/imightgobroke: Yall have fun today I’ll be watching from the side like a true pussy 🫡
[+5] u/lostinspacs: Beautiful pump. Thanks UAE 🥳
[+5] u/WallStreetBoners: "OpenAI Misses Key Revenue, User Targets in High-Stakes Sprint Toward IPO" -WSJ
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: why are so many of u saying leaving OPEC lets UAE produce more oil? they cant produce more oil cuz there's nowhere for it to go, thats like the entire point of everything that's going on
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: My portfolio is in a "State of Collapse" , they have made my rectum "Open wide as the Hormuz Strait" as I try to figure out my broke situation.
[+5] u/Mind_Your_Trade: Damn... I fell in that trap. RIP
[+5] u/pain474: wake me up when something interesting happens
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: just insane market strength this is beyond anything weve ever seen
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: you know msft earnings gonna print when it’s red the day before
[+5] u/M_G_Z: Spy hasn’t had over a -1% day in over a month. Could today finally be it and will it hold?
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Did someone just crush everyone’s stop losses for the lols?
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: BUY THE FUCKIN DIP, YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: Scam Altman might not be telling the truth😂
[+5] u/gourdgod: Short kings rise up. I’m 4.5” rock hard
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Im making stupid decisions when im stressed. Just deleted my trading app
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: The daily feed is kinda concerning today
I think I’ll just watch the slow motion train crash from a safer distance
[+5] u/csekseni1: Market is unbelievably resilient. Open ai going under and oil up like 6 percent and all it can manage is down half a percent. The amount of times we’ve opened up 1% plus off ideas of a concept of a framework by contrast is insane lol
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA casually doing up & down movements of 4% sums up this market
[+5] u/Total-Form1519: you know this is a minor dip for amd... people can sell whatever but its going to get bought up majorly by market makers.. and go back to ath by tmrw if not today
[+5] u/Intelligent-Claim193: USO hit ath and spy at 711 make it make sense mm
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Permabears think this is finally their opportunity. I wouldn't be buying puts here.
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Guess this is the day to lose the gains of yesterday
[+5] u/xShiftfaced: Glad I sold my puts at open.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Another buy the dip at open? Gey very gey
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: Why tf Microsoft Ivs 100%
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: No crying in the casino 🎰
[+5] u/unbenchhench: holy damp what happened
[+5] u/Mahrez-: SOXL’s rally is dead. Time for SOXS to go on a streak. Intel, get back to where you belong — $80 was never meant for you.
[+5] u/IndicationLittle7199: I knew it. Got rid of my INTC puts and now It's reverse ANAL.
[+5] u/wdwentz93: Gey bers diddle the simulated returns page just to get face ripped during market hours lol
[+5] u/Evander85: Generational dip that was 9:31am today
[+5] u/deben360: Hmm seems shaky out there, closed my crwv puts yesterday, early like always, but better than late I guess
[+5] u/subjecttolife: From -45% to +80% on my fomo top play on AMD puts.
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: alright time to check my port since not looking on friday close, lets see my how my biggest position poet is doing WHAT THE
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: “Close the fucking door” jpow
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: InB4 Nvidia "invests" more money in OpenAI and the market absolutely rips again.
♻️ ♻️ it's a circular economy♻️ ♻️
[+5] u/Lytalm: Feels like a -2% SPY kind of day
[+5] u/Aaladorn: do i smell bull piss
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Cramer said don't buy CAR
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Dump before the big boys post earnings tomorrow
Earnings going to be stellar, this is likely a buy the dip, as long as mango doesn't fuck up the Iran situation even more.
[+5] u/Think_Currency_8586: I’m bearish AF about this market. Still buying calls at open tho
[+21] u/yyn1999: Sure Iran calls their war enemy and says they are COLLAPSING right now 🥭🤡
[+15] u/HaveTwoBananas: Ending green again would be so hilarious
[+13] u/Pristine-Sherbert-66: The Robinhood $5 fractional share in Coke is outperforming the rest of my portfolio 💪
[+13] u/Canoli5000: The stock market sucks. Sell drugs instead
[+12] u/stonetrade: Comsumer confidence 92.8 vs 89 EST.
Are they surveying millionaires only?
[+12] u/nv42o: 🥭 really thinks ya‘ll are stupid
[+12] u/RagingBearBull: with UAE leaving the OPEC+ cartel, this is big news for oil prices.
Let me check the map and see what side of the persian gulf UAE is located on ......
ohhh .... oooh no, these guys are on the wrong side
[+11] u/YouDontKnowDino: Pretty cool that we all get to pay at least $5 gallons for the foreseeable future
[+11] u/vCharged: Who else thinks we close flat?
[+11] u/driskigm: Me, a story:
Is naturally a ber.
Watches SPY melt up every day for...reasons.
Decides to buy calls at open against own nature.
Gets ass handed to self by thetaest theta day that ever theta'd.
Hate everything, be poor, rinse, repeat.
[+11] u/triggaparty: Open market is so boring. Everything major happens pre and after hours.
[+11] u/Bizonistic: 2 weeks ago: USO 140, SPY 630
Today: USO 140, SPY 710
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: I'm leaving OPEC. I'm sorry, I had no choice 😭
[+10] u/New_Competition_410: Please hood, my children going to college depends on you tonight
[+10] u/bringkiteback: I’d rather get gang banged on a Ryanair flight then realize my poet losses
[+10] u/yyn1999: OKAY CLAUDE: PUMP THE STOCK MARKET - MAKE NO MISTAKES
[+10] u/jraiv420: Congratulations you bought calls at the top again 🥳
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: There should be a ticket for a etf for all the wallstreetbets comments and that stock inverses everyone
[+9] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Man, you really have to take your 10% gains or risk holding the bag
[+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I hate standing in line behind regards buying lotto tickets, I mean just buy 0dte like a civilized person
[+9] u/opiewann: Bears are going to be so angry when this goes green today lol
[+9] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/vnt6yqpjyxxg1.jpeg?width=1904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb85c7aed16731519a4ae39d52e4a019a4b4425c
[+8] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: The sad part is this isnt even the drop....
[+8] u/DuduBeanz: mango help us its going down again tweet more lies
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: 🥭 lied again. Algos still pump on what that liar says 🤥
[+8] u/cannythecat: WE NEED AN EMERGENCY 🌮 ORDER NOW!!!
[+8] u/Provolone-Jones: I regret to inform you that the taco stand is all out of tacos
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: We really elected a tobacco spokesman’s for the CDC. wtf
[+8] u/codespyder: Fuck it. 715Cs. No reason for the market to go green which is exactly why it will.
[+8] u/Superente_: 🥭 posts are getting more and more desperate every day. And Algos still believe the crap he's saying.
The only thing that is collapsing is 🥭 plan to sell the war as a victory and get out somehow. It is clear that there is no communication channel to the Iranian Regime. He is getting played.
[+8] u/Get_dat_money: Feel bad for that Spotify 400k guy yesterday.
[+8] u/bringkiteback: Music is the future btw I wonder how my Spotify calls are doing
[+8] u/cgonz15: Everything untradeable holy fucking shit, you buy and it drops, you short and it jumps. Its not even good moves either just enough to stop you out 😂 ffs
[+8] u/JFKFortniteSkin: Bears giving themselves friction burns jerking off over a .5% drop as if the news won't get 3x worse by the end of the week while spy closes at 725
[+8] u/shlimeyboy: There’s no bulls fucked or bears fucked. Everyone is fucked by theta today
[+8] u/damnvid: why does RDDT suck so much
[+8] u/Superente_: The issue is that even the Bols recognize this should be a -20% day, not just 0.7%. We will be at ATH eow anyways.
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: # OPEN THE STRAIT NNNYOW! 😡
[+7] u/Gorm_the_Old: If the "green by close" folks could keep hitting the buy button, I'd appreciate it. I'm thinking about trimming my big cap exposure, would like a good exit point. Thanks in advance.
[+7] u/powerboner: Where's the guy who bet 300K on SPOT saying "music is the future". Did anyone send him the hotline?
[+7] u/rollinhating: Bers, didnt hear no bells (-97% on my puts)..
[+7] u/glutathionegod: 🥭 with a 9:29 AM morning pump is wild
[+7] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: I bought puts the last 2 weeks and today I bought calls. I’m single handedly deciding the market moves.
[+7] u/CurrentRoutine7392: I'm starting to think Trump may not be an honest, moral and upstanding president
[+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: I’m starting to think he’s lying to us.
[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: Buy the fucking dip.
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: My name is Iran. I called 🥭
[+7] u/more_aero: The funniest thing is seeing people say things like "it always Vs, its going to v" or "its been green too long, it has to be red" NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING WERE ALL GAMBLERS HERE
[+7] u/LeagueofData: If brent hits 120, SPY is gonna moon the stratosphere.
[+7] u/saw-it: Spy needs a ballroom
[+7] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Why the fuck is USO up if UAE is leaving OPEC? Shouldnt that cause more supply and price to crater? Can someone make it make sense?
[+7] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Insert the please just go back to my cost basis meme
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: JPOW last meeting tommorow 😔
[+7] u/daynightcase: bear trap, watch it V
[+7] u/Ancient_Sort5820: I trimmed about 20% of my total port at open. I almost never sell. Locked in some profits for a new roof and bathroom overhauls. Im breathing a bit easier now
[+7] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers. Is this a crash for ants?
[+7] u/DiamondHands667: Broke my rules. Traded 0dte yesterday and nuked my account smh. Taking a month long break. See y’all in May
[+7] u/bearwithme23: spy down less than 1%, my port down 100000% (Scrumpy math)
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: You mean Open.ai has been lying to us to make money? Weird.
[+6] u/Visible_Frosting9535: I have a small penis and a limited mental capacity.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: I just sold, you’re welcome bulls! It’s gonna moon from here!
[+6] u/rollinhating: Spy down 0,5% after a 12% run in a month, and we bers celebrate like we hit 3 circuit breakers.. Bols please let us have this..
[+6] u/Technical-Fondant-94: I miss the covid circuit breaker days...
[+6] u/CurrentRoutine7392: past 3 weeks, trump artificially pumped markets to not appear weak to Iran, but Iran is not stupid
[+6] u/No_Skirt_4689: Generational dip buying opportunity this morning. Thank you UAE 🙏
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I’m just gonna trade overnight. Same volume but bigger moves
[+6] u/Win_Rare: lol IREN sucks dick i hate this stock
[+6] u/nick8852: Iran to 🥭: call an ambulance but not for me
[+6] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: You ever think that defense contractors would keep a war going to generate more income? 🤔
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Oils prices have doubled for 2 months now and it’s had 0 affect on the market. Lmfao this is peak clown shit
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Bulls are fucked..🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/ConcentrateSea5895: OMFG REDDIT HAS DESTROYED MY LIFE, SOCIALLY AND FINANCIALLY NOW
[+6] u/TomBradysNightLight: Yall got any of them Vs?
[+6] u/Xzlk: Since there’s a 100% chance we end green, I’m surprised we’re red. Seems like a pretty good arbitrage.
[+6] u/chillassdude: I own a lot of HOOD and I'm scared for AH, hold me
[+6] u/spacemane1: dw guys i'm monitoring the situation
[+6] u/No-Lettuce3564: Close the casino Jesus Christ
[+6] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Mango letting this boys load up calls for taco tuesday
[+6] u/victoryboiiTCG: I’m not gonna say Trump destroyed our economy. Some would argue that the beginning of the end was moving to fiat, and then the banks being too big to fail would be another point of failure. But this man is speed running the collapse of the dollar that could’ve been dragged out another decade or so
[+6] u/MichaelsDinosaurs: Need this to V or I’m financially ruined
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Iran called me today. They want to surrender but first they want my credit card details.
[+6] u/cannythecat: **HELP ME STEP BRO IM TRAPPED IN THE HORMUZ**
[+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: damn rddt is dumping
[+6] u/deathlyharry: buys contracts--
5 minutes later: "Your option has lost more than 20% since you opened it."
another 5 minutes later: "Your option has gained more than 20% since you opened it."
[+5] u/SonOfObito: I’m a nobody. Why is Wall Street conspiring against me
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: wsb has been conditioned by pavlovian means to always expect a TACO Tuesday.
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: you know it’s bad when even Costco is down
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Its wild that Mungo is so full of shit hes *actually* desensitized the market to his posts
[+5] u/Wishforgains: Can we just crash this shit already
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: That big dilemma when your calls are printing and you still need to decide whether to cash out before earnings.
[+5] u/kenathen: bear trap for tomorrow super pump
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Allah will make it V, praise be to Allah.
[+5] u/infernalr00t: It's fells like 60k is my ceiling, every time I go near 60k or break above, market collapses hahaha.
[+5] u/RaisedByMonsters: It’s just going down today so it can moon AH tomorrow after the earnings calls for all of the companies that matter.
[+5] u/rixxxand: Index up 13% and then down .5% in one month evidently ruins most of wsb
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: beautiful day for a TACO
[+5] u/LegoToast: I have AMD and AAPL calls lol
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This war is literally the “two retards fighting” meme LMAO
[+5] u/spudbro00: they never stop trying to pump it, can't even hold a -1%, but can moon on fake news in an instant
[+5] u/TaoTeCha: Just learned what a wash sale is this morning. What the fuck, automatically in the red 8%
[+5] u/Xzlk: Holy fucking shit we’re back to levels not seen since 3 trading days ago. Is this what 1929 felt like?
[+5] u/SilentExtinction: I ask students in my class about the ai tools they use. Straight up: they are not using openai. Last january there were more copilot users than chat gpt. Mostly it's claude and gemini.
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: I want to short chips sooooo bad but I know that shit will keep ripping in a week.
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Such an incredible buying oppertunity in pre market holy shit
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Fuck it, bought calls
[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: So glad I didn’t FOMO into those calls at close 🥹
[+5] u/Stmast: Rddt I hope u step on lego
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: Are the brakes coming off? 🥭 tweet didn’t juice anything…
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I am so deep in red fml
[+5] u/No-Importance-8068: grandma took a big dump last night
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: If you think the market doesn't make sense, watch this.
[+5] u/_TheOoze_: R. Kelly sang it best... ♪♫♪
I believe we can green
I know for sure that I'll touch my peen
Think about it every night and day
Waking up to learn that he's passed away
I believe I'll be sore
After servicing every whore
And then I'll full port into calls
While all ghey ber lick my balls
I believe we can green... ♪♫♪
[+5] u/daynightcase: $715 0DTE will not disappoint, we will get big green candle any min now
[+5] u/codespyder: AAPL calls after a red day is always free money
[+5] u/YTLupo: I HEARD THE VEGA GAMMA DELTA RAY IS HOLDING SPY UP AT 710
[+5] u/SonOfObito: My spy puts expired yesterday… naturally
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: After all this time i finally made money on a spy put 😌
[+5] u/dangerusZone: You would think SPY was -20% the way bears are twerking in the comments
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: I almost forgot what it feels like to lose money
[+5] u/Alive_Pen_1087: So get out of my puts and buy calls at open surely?
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: We all know this is going to go back to atleast +.05 by close, enjoy the free call buying opportunity, slam calls at open and come back around 2 for generational wealth (this is cope)
[+5] u/Ble_h: Freak the fuck out and sell everything
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: The V will be biblical
[+19] u/The_Judgement_Nut: PUMP THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+17] u/Metal-Water: Anyone here ever hit rock bottom before? I lost a LOT of money, am stuck in a dead end I.T. job, have no partner or friends, am depressed and struggling with substance abuse. Now I’m wondering how I’m gonna bounce back? I’m 31 years old.
[+14] u/iamthetimby: I am out on calls. You are welcome
[+14] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: Puts on my landlord getting May rent
[+11] u/zuziannka: Make market green again
[+10] u/CptJashun: played both sides. lost money both ways
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: Cashed out, good luck tomorrow everyone else
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #AI trade is pretty much dead just as I predicted LMAO🤌
[+9] u/guzzledglizzy: Money may not buy you happiness, but it can buy you a GT-R and a Midwest cosplay baddie and that’s all I fuckin want
[+9] u/Alternative-Mode-365: Iran expected to submit a revised peace proposal soon - CNN, citing sources
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: I made my $3 for the day
I'm out
[+9] u/Nice-Difference8641: Claude, keep wti oil below 100. Make no mistake
[+9] u/G1gl1orononim1con: ASTS just giving up like the writers on Dexter. 🧐
[+9] u/bosco2110: little pump up, mega dump down
[+8] u/Several_Bread_9144: And so the next 5 years bagholders of amd were born
[+8] u/iAmGrimTV: Cut your losses, keep your day jobs bols
[+8] u/Crazy-Sir5935: Everybody here freaking out tells me we have more room to run ✅
[+8] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Why does everyone even care about oil? It doesn't even taste that good and bathing In it feels weird
[+8] u/Eldritchsails: I'd like to speak to the manager of qqq, and wsb, I was told we would never see another red day and lost money on calls, please advise.
[+8] u/Crazy-Sir5935: First time I'm on this board for like 3 weeks and my heart rate instantly rose by 80 beats per minute....
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Isn’t Hormuz still closed
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: After this week I’m only trading Costco fuck diversifying
[+8] u/Practical-Health3455: V incoming!!!! Get ready Bols
[+8] u/auroraavm: Me & my coworker are quiet-quitting together. Her lazy ass has never done anything. And I'm full-stop not doing sht. They are sooo fcked. 😹
[+8] u/bicks789: Bought a call I can confirm there will be no V
[+8] u/Neither_Remove_3463: After shoving not one, but two magic eight balls up my rectum I have concluded that SPY will reach 717 today. Yeah science!
[+8] u/TheSauce69: Why would anyone eat healthy and go to the gym when they could force starve themselves using unproven peptides like Reta with unknown longterm consequences?
[+8] u/No-Put2311: I missed you beautiful bears! The place was getting too quiet these last few weeks
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Tomorrow 4 big tech stocks report earnings at once. If one of them miss we'll crash hard. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Yonderbeyonder: the straight of hormones :( :) :(
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Bers gonna be in shambles once this flips green on the day
[+7] u/nickpufferfish: Keep buying guys stonks only go up
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: “Iran reached out to me, tears in their eyes, and said ‘sir, we are in a STATE OF COLLAPSE’” — 🌮
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Calls here again? For the 6th fake V pump today?
[+7] u/zangor: This was a good day to sell my puts. I’m not messing with that anymore. You’re welcome, for the incoming crash.
[+7] u/Ferdoki: Fuck this casino, honestly
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Spy 12% pump in one month and bulls are crying today. You can’t make this up
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Today: AI BUBBLE AI BUBBLE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Next week: ALL TIME HIGHS YA GOTTA BUY ALL THE AI STOCKS
[+7] u/Icy-Motor-8519: I need a TACOOOO, I’m holding out for a TACO till the end of the nighhhht. And hes gotta be fat and hes got to be orange and he is retarded from the unholy fight. I need a TACO. 🎶
[+7] u/kabbowkabbow: nut in may, calls will pay
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: Bag holding calls I was up 20% on. Plz pump one last time. I promise I will sell this time 😭
[+7] u/ridina05: The bears are back 😭
[+7] u/tinymeatsnack: someone turn the buy algorithm back on
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: I think bols shit their pants faster than bers
[+7] u/wa_2050: Turns out AI doesn't make much money? Hmmmm.
Feels like a Dot Com era...
[+6] u/Fieryhotsauce: Fuck your space stocks, fuck your SaaS stocks, fuck your tech stocks, who owns these pieces of shit (it's me, I own nothing but these pieces of shit)
[+6] u/cryptoguy66: Gonna need an Axios article or a tweet here soon
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: you know I have always been a bear... and for some strange reason I do not want the music to stop right now. I think this is the time that if the music stops it would be catastrophic not only to the stock market.
[+6] u/OscarCapac: If you ever feel dumb... Remember someone panic sold his photonics because POET was red
[+6] u/Good-Presentation350: its delete the trader app day
[+6] u/jlw993: Will tomorrow's earnings save us or wreck us?
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Not gonna fomo buy calls. Either this is a fake V or I missed out today
[+6] u/Convillious: Every option purchase I made today the market proceeded to do the opposite, and then when I sold it became profitable 😭
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Guys I don’t think earnings are gonna be good
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: It's actually crazy how fast you can make money on the stock market. I just made my day's salary in 5 minutes. Now if only I couldn't lose everything lmao.
[+6] u/b3no_coin: Taco Tuesday is the only day when I hold calls. And probably one of my most profitable trades.
No matter what is happening, Tuesday means calls.
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Scam Altman should post on Twitter calling him Enron Muskrat
[+6] u/Mission-Swim-8746: Where’s the taco tweet
[+6] u/NativePlant870: 716 was the mother of all tops
[+6] u/gnanwahs: wow can we get a circuit breaker already?
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Scam Altman will need another trillion after all this
[+6] u/Marko-2091: The tech stock market was rugged even before Space X and Open AI IPOed. Everyone lost
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: scott bessent: we are working for MAIN STREET, not wall street! well, bessent, iam sure main street appreciates 100usd oil and a declining economy
[+6] u/Skyy_guy: Why is reddit so weak
[+6] u/spwath: Can we actually get a -1% day? or even better, -2%?
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: Calls here might be the move. BUT I am too much of a pussy and don’t trust the hat people. They know I will buy calls
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Remember that one time Sam Altman killed a guy? Classic
[+6] u/Zfreezy: Don't forget what today is ladies 🌮👐🌮👐🌮
[+6] u/lamechud: OVER for ASTScels (me)
[+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: *The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, open and shut, open and shut! The strait of Hormuz goes open and shut, all through the town!*
[+6] u/Usedillusion7: Bols shitting themselves because 🥭 is wrapped up with the king and can't come bail them out with a nonsensical tweet today. Great trading strategy you got there.
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: If anyone is buying RDDT calls for tomorrow's earnings then you have massive balls
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: IM GONNA FUCKING VEE
[+5] u/No-Relationship8261: Stop selling AMD you regards for ##### sake
[+5] u/skychief99: When all is said and done, EyeRan will likely be stronger, more powerful, more dangerous, more disruptive and have shitloads more money than before this garbage started. I guess that's what the art of the deal is all about. LMAO!
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Time for calls? For the V?
[+5] u/ninja_mon: Bears win today. RIP to my port
[+5] u/Hairy_Check_4784: Bers coping that this isn't about to be an omega V
[+5] u/Beagle001: Maybe VXX just isn't open on tuesdays.
[+5] u/youyololiveonce: This is a dip for ants
[+5] u/NativePlant870: All the 🥭 ass munchers in here are fucking sad
[+5] u/wave_action: Need a pump before theta eats my premium
[+5] u/drcornwallis23: Surprised axios hasn’t put out a “Iran is seeking to end the war” headline this morning
[+5] u/MadHat0815: So has reality finally set in or are we just baiting new dip buyers for the next regarded pump?
[+5] u/NaiveMercury: Sir, the second plane hit RDDT
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: and were still managing to chop even with fake dumps and fake pumps
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Chill and scalp gents, it's not a ber or bol day, it's a day traders day
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Let’s go back down again. I wanna buy calls this time for fake V.
[+5] u/QTpieme: Who bought amd at the top
[+5] u/Miker1730: there is the microsloppy drop
[+5] u/Harp-Note: I have a confession to make. I end a lot of my comments with lol even when I don't mean it.
...lol
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: off topic but, if we are being honest, spy should dump dump(below 700) if we are looking at the macro impact of oil prices. hopefully gamblers hodl the stocks
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: The MOMENT Tom Lee says SPY 7700 by end of year the thing melts down a day later lol?
[Tom Lee: S&P 7,700 Is "Very Probable"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZohcKCMAl8)
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Algos were waiting for you to sell your puts, to really start the drilling. Tale as old as time lmaooooooo
[+5] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: What is the worst stock in the market and why is it RDDT?
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: J-Pow to bulls tomorrow -
*Fuck your Calls, I've got you by the Balls!*
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Chip stocks DRILLIN hard. AI is finished. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Rosebunse: Was Kid Rock really giving a news conference about Iran? I saw something about it but I figured I was just sleep deprived.
[+5] u/Usedillusion7: MM did their job and gave bols that euphoric feeling having them believe stonks only go up. Do you want me to tell you how this will play out now?
[+5] u/AmuTealways: Maybe i should stop buying 0dte…
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Where the V when you need it the most?
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: What are the chances these daily threads are astroturfed to hell? 100%? 110%?
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: Call me stupid but I bought MSFT
[+18] u/theprodigy107: Trump on Hormuz: “We’re monitoring the situation very closely. I actually just off the phone with Kid Rock”
[+17] u/Comfortable-Rule-491: I’m done with this market. Not opening my broker app for a full 2 minutes..
[+16] u/jda823: Iran really has him by the balls right now
[+14] u/80s_JDM: Wait for it...
# The President of Pakistan has spotted a dove that could of flown from Iran
SPY +5%
[+13] u/Dear-Hair5834: Spent the entire month being a ber and losing money, for the first time I bought calls spy tanks. Amazing
[+12] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Vagina Neck posting a panic tweet "they told me they're collapsing, they're desperate for a deal" to try to pump markets after he saw WTI back above $100 and USO above $130.
Like Iran would ever admit they're collapsing.
There's as much chance of Iran admitting that as there is for him to admit he had no plans going into this.
[+11] u/thelonewanderer333: So far the market has priced in:
Rate cuts to 0%
Iran conflict resolved
AI quintupling profitability YOY indefinitely
Tariffs removed on everything
Cancer being cured
Can't wait to see what happens when the music stops.
[+10] u/SafeAcanthocephala81: This is just temporary, right? Stocks only go up, right ? Right ?
[+10] u/zoomin1098: Momma said I was born exit liquidity.
[+10] u/Zeanbo-Stuntman: My CPA said that he's never seen a capital loss carryover as big as mine. I guess I'm a shower and not a grower
[+10] u/RazDoStuff: Quick! build a ballroom!
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m down 20k since Monday. I don’t have anything else to lose
[+9] u/A10cc: Imagine thinking buying ETHA when it first dropped 20% from it's highs from last year was a good entry point LOL. Fucking morons.
I'm a fucking moron.
[+9] u/theprodigy107: Oils about to break 100. Time to get the posts out, send an empty jet to islamabad for talks, and push a non existent deadline back.
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Got my itchy finger on the call buy button.
[+9] u/Zeanbo-Stuntman: when I die, spread my remains across wall street. also, I do not wish to be cremated.
[+9] u/JellyfishLarge3794: https://preview.redd.it/6r1nykclmyxg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d7b07548446cbbf3043dd9a492e2725edac4e3f
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: My calls are so cooked it’s actually depressing
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Money printing is the only way
[+8] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Waited 3 weeks to say this,
Get fuk’d bolz
[+8] u/Adventurous_Waltz220: !banbet NVDA $115 3d
[+7] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: Snagged some calls at the bottom and just sold because this tiny rally is looking weak af. Small profit. Better fucking not rally hard now that I got out, though my luck it will
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: Seems to me like the Bull case is Ai and the bear case is everything else.
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I do not see how spy will pump at any point this afternoon but that is exactly why it could
[+7] u/ddrsdght: I tried so hard and got so far
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: Microsoft have a .8% day while the market is red is probably the most surprising thing so far in 2026.
[+7] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I’m happy for big oil making record profits, it’s what the founding fathers would have wanted
[+7] u/DemandOk5785: You guys have never played the Mortal Kombat theme song while fucking and singing along and it shows.
[+7] u/Upper-Difficulty660: todays market brought to you by mango ............proving anything he touches turns to shit
[+7] u/itsnotthatbad21: Everyday I want this fugazi to blow up. Still waiting
[+7] u/rioferdy838: Is it dumb that im 72% cash again
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: I miss the sleepy Joe economy. That was a good one.
[+6] u/UnivalveX: NVDA is back to levels not seen in two business days
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: He’s gonna announce “talks are on” .. 5% pump incoming
[+6] u/breakthebookie: This v isnt real till spy hits 711
[+6] u/vwapnerd: Wouldn’t it be funny if they sent the market ripping for no reason
[+6] u/zer0_chance284: I hate when my highly volatile stocks are highly volatile
[+6] u/StimSimPim: anyone get cucked by poet and the wife this week?
[+6] u/ebitdasga: There a reason semis are getting obliterated or is it just profit taking after a massive run up
[+6] u/WattMotorCompany: This is why people have problems with bulls. If youre a bull didnt you just make bank for all of april? One tiny dip for ants and thats how you act?
[+5] u/RevealFit9288: RDDT bulls on suicide watch
… like me
[+5] u/stras_2017: Went from up 13% ytd to down 7% in a few days
Feels bad man
[+5] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Another rug pull lol. Sorry bols
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Inflation data not gonna be anything but headwinds for the next month or two, the longer the Iran War goes unresolved
[+5] u/Priceplayer: RDDT getting overly punished for no reason as usual
[+5] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Waking up to a correction I can deal with, but finding out my cats' fluffy bio dad passed was tuff
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Ofc when I go long on Tuesday there is no taco, hate this game
[+5] u/vwapnerd: Ain’t no one getting paid like this. When bull.
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: so msft knew OpenAI will shit so
MSFT CALLS
[+5] u/InfectedClit: No V today. Gonna be a W instead 🤌
[+5] u/grandfatherdog: And Jesus said "Pump on earnings." And his disciples cried, "What about our puts?" And Jesus replied "Calls, my brothers."
[+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: You can really tell the MMs are scared to let USO hold 140 because everyone knows SPY should be under 650 with that number LOL
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: All I want for my birthday tomorrow is some 22 inch wheels, a big booty hoe, a gold tooth. And Google 300, if Google goes to 300 I get all those things
[+5] u/Maximum_Light409: My stocks won't go up on the pump but they go down in the dump
[+5] u/Fkthisst93: What happened to the Spotify 300k guy
[+5] u/kakacha: The lunch bull rush is in.
[+5] u/RjBloxks: FUCK THE BERS UNTIL IT HURTS FOR THEM TO SIT
[+5] u/cow_grass: I would be shitting on nvidia if tesla didn't exist
[+5] u/Brilliant-Educator40: Holy shit Spotify is legit dead
[+5] u/Aware-Teacher5389: Just woke up from a 4 day coma, wtf happened to my POET shares?!? Oh well, at least I still have shares in semiconductors that I need to check on.
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: Legendary V in the making
[+10] u/sonofalando: My electric bill going up so people can make videos of cats dancing 💃
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: Whoever just bought 9 million shares of POET, I hope you chip your teeth today.
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: I could literally turn my $7 SPY 0DTE lotto into 50k if it could just go to 1200 by EOD, but of course it won’t because the damn MMs
[+8] u/LeupMeisterGenral: So my 730 calls for May 1st are fucked, cool
[+8] u/JayRoo83: Apparently the easiest way to trigger a +20% month in MSFT is to sell a single CC on your shares at +5%
[+8] u/Scribble_Box: UNH(CE) UNH(CE) UNH(CE)🕺
[+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: The rising price of gas usually hits low-income families and the working poor first, economists say.
always thankful for the "experts"
[+8] u/shinigami_2245: It’s crazy that SNDK has only been publicly listed for like a year and a half, I’m pretty sure every flash drive I have ever bought for the past 20 years has been made by them.
[+8] u/Prestigious_Case8881: MANIPULATORSSSS, MOUNT UP!!!
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: Imagine trying to trade market open in Hawaii lmao 3am
[+7] u/Economy-Student: I'm now a "long term investor"
[+7] u/AvocadoPurees: Bol bros: why we down on no news
Ber bros: 😮💨
[+7] u/Haikoe: Buy now, regret later
[+7] u/mixtape312: They did it again. Crushed VIX and screwed your puts. Absurd.
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: If a sanctioned Russian billionaire's yacht was allowed to go through the Straits of Hormuz, how robust is the US Navy's blockade?
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: Go oil. 150 a barrel lets do it
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: I can't believe there was a time where spy was below 700
[+6] u/gopoohgo: Easy come easy guh
Down like $70K since Friday from APLD and AMD
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: so, giant green dildo at the end of the day then?
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Ngl Iran propaganda game is on point.
[+6] u/donkeybray: I'm laughing at a sub I just joined called r/daytrading. They legit believe there are working strategies. I can't.
[+6] u/National-Log5203: AI is eating software -> Saas sells off
AI is a overhyped and can’t turn a profit -> SaaS sells off
Just my luck.
[+6] u/IRunFast24: Stocks I bought this morning are all down and the stocks I shorted this morning are all up.
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: people who use chatbot. Lmao
[+5] u/Jerikolol: The V that was promissed 3000 years ago. OpenAI, let my semis be free.
[+5] u/Jumpinmycar: So, mangtus posts that the war is about over, and oil? It goes up.
Hmmmmmm.
Hhhmmmmmmmmmmm.
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: lets have a moment of silence for the guy that lost 550k on spotify today
[+5] u/Lbuck24: I’ve lost large amounts of money multiple times lol but yea not to fucking Spotify have some honor let tsla take it
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Crazy how the market has reached these valuations thanks to AI.
When AI isn't even a clean product, it's messy as hell and constantly makes mistakes.
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Melania cosplaying Jim Carey from THE MASK again today ...
[+5] u/Mother_Big9112: the day i need trump to be just a little deranged and post something to pump markets he's asleep, shitting himself.
[+5] u/MoistAbuelita: Is the MSFT or META CEO in here by chance? My friend has a question about tomorrow.
[+5] u/MarioInOntario: Bols not getting a V while oil is hovering near $100
[+5] u/Austin_Destroyer: This low volume pumping has me high volume grumping.
[+5] u/PeachScary413: \> puts
\> make money
Lmao 🤌
[+5] u/Erieztoys: 🥭's two hour cold Truth Tuesday TACO, did nothing. About fucking time.
[+12] u/chibi78: Sometimes I feel
like there are 2 stock markets. 1 where everyone is making money and 1 just for me where I lose my money
[+10] u/lordricer: GIMME THE V BOYS AND FREE MY SOUL I WANNA GET LOST WITH THE PAW PATROL AND DRIFT AWAY
[+9] u/Simran-0: Sell? Bro I just bought calls on this
[+9] u/Pereise1: Kinda wild how oil is up 15%+ over the last week and Spy's been basically flat while the Q's are up 1%
[+9] u/HeftyBox3580: !banbet SOFI -29% 24H
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: We're beefing with Germany now, here we go
Here we go, we've been here before gang
US vs. Germany round 3, let's do this
[+9] u/EntranceHaunting: What happened your gay ass pump
[+9] u/Express_Dot_3997: A barrel of oil use to be $0.74 in 1881
We MUST retrace back to the lows and test support before we can make new highs
Here we go Bears!
[+9] u/Spicyboi981: This is like all historical regimes growing into one. The scapegoating of Germany, anti-intellectualism of Cambodia, us vs them of Rwanda, Japanese nationalism, opponent suppression of Russia, wealth disparity of France
[+9] u/jekylczar: Mango putting his picture on US passports is some North Korea level shit...what a cult
[+9] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Yes, and relatively speaking, it will *always* be the most expensive of all time, as markets tend to go up over time.
[+8] u/pseudo_rockstar: Bers will be so angry once spy closes at +0.01%
[+8] u/Sick0h: Idk why anyone is scared of oil. You just close your eyes and go LALALALA and it goes away like any other bad thing.
[+8] u/Popular_Song3371: The SPY who shagged me
[+7] u/edmundamore1: I think its ok to cry in the casino sometimes, as a little treat.
[+7] u/-IQ200: Earnings + FOMC tomorrow, sideways action was to be expected.
[+7] u/Snoo23417: That was a pretty scary correction. Anyways. Back to scheduled pump.
[+7] u/Confident_Lab_2135: I don’t think I’m ready to say goodbye to JPow😢❤️
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: I challenge one of you to give me a single reason why it would even be going down!
I mean besides rampant inflation, oil skyrocketing, political turmoil, the housing crisis, auto loan delinquency, mass layoffs, student loans and credit card record highs.
[+7] u/tikimandude: If 🥭 was Hitler:
Red Army is in the center of Berlin. Fighting is raging only 500 meters from Fuhrer bunker. Americans are sweeping in from the west. German society has collapsed. Remaining units outside Berlin have surrendered.
In response to Steiner's failed counter-attack, 🥭 orders his staff to assess how allies might respond if Germany proclaims victory...
[+7] u/le_pedal: I thought this was going to be a generational crash today, guys?
[+7] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/c3k6b3733zxg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9a04072a834b42380f04a04904264c40c4ad9f0
[+6] u/No_Relief_8705: Just got off the phone with Mr. stonks
He said "this shit is gonna pamp"
I asked "why"
He said "stfu moron. Stocks go up"
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Nice ballroom!
Wow!
Just what we needed, a ballroom!
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: This market has inverted the dynamics of taking the stairs down and elevator up.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Start pumping this shit hard 🍊
[+6] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: SPY literally does nothing from 10:30am up until I conveniently decide to buy a SPX put at 1:20pm. What the fuck
[+6] u/Popular_Song3371: I've got a feeling about this
[+6] u/Ok-Reach-2580: What happened. Did NFLX announce another season of Stranger Things this afternoon?
[+6] u/crossdefaults: NYT reporting:
The Justice Department has secured a new indictment of James Comey, the former F.B.I. director, over a photograph of seashells on a North Carolina beach.
Okay then, calls?
[+6] u/Active_Finish2316: Power hour confirmed
[+5] u/lionkevin713: GODDAMN THOUGHT I SOLD MY POET FOR A GAIN BUT ACCIDENTALLY HIT LIMIT ORDER AND JUST NOTICED AT 3K LOSS
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Why's everyone losing their shit? It's not even that bad.
[+5] u/Loperenco: Dead cat bounce on CAR is over, anyone who bought 🫵🤡
[+5] u/Dewton: Mango talking during market hours on TACO Tuesday and u are not in calls? wise move
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Oh nooooo spy is down to where it was... Thursday
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Today a generation of NBIS bag holders is born
[+5] u/knick_and_dime: Look off the bat I'm a bear and think the market is way overvalued - and I'm not saying you should short or you to buy puts, or even sell shares. But how tf can anyone be buying short term calls here?? Oil back over 100, rate cuts off the table, Bond yields continue to climb. Like we just rocketed up 15% in two weeks. Wtf do you think can happen from here? Surprise rate cuts? Good GDP forecast? Upside on unemployment? If you missed this run up and want to buy calls now you are a regard.
[+5] u/Simran-0: My NBIS gains erased
[+5] u/distressed_child: https://preview.redd.it/8w46n6pgxyxg1.jpeg?width=1062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0365c30cee59866e97c350e35cb60db58c2c4e09
[+5] u/QuarkTheFerengi: consumer confidence went up? what consumers are they surveying, the fuckin rich?
[+5] u/ShortPossession8267: Is it still illegal to cry in the casino? asking for a friend
[+5] u/Stealthless: I just made $20 and that’s it…
[+5] u/AquamDeus: calls at open easy money. fake dip to shake everyone out for tomorrow
[+5] u/Coogiez: i sold my puts early
[+5] u/jusjones314: NVDA 217.50 tomorrow, 227 by Friday
[+15] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: This is the dumbest fucking market of all time. I hate this. Completely unsustainable short term greed propped up by infinite money printing and government buying equities. Disgusting.
[+12] u/FlatwormBig5514: I don't think many people are seeing how absolutely insane this market is. We are seeing a RECORD month on nothing but BAD news. This is absolutely wild.
[+11] u/JPowTheDayTrader: King Charles: "Highest regard"
Why he calling us out?
[+11] u/CharmingSoil: The complete denial about the global oil situation really is a fascinating event.
[+10] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: I think I'll save myself time tomorrow. Instead of trading and watching charts all day I'm just gonna light a stack of $100s on fire and slam my balls in a car door a few times. Way more efficient
[+10] u/fire_alarmist: ATTENTION FEDERAL EMPLOYEES TASKED WITH SENTIMENT SHIFTING THIS THREAD:
NO ONE BELIEVES IT BECAUSE ITS GIGA RETARDED AND THERE IS NO VOLUME. TOTAL NONSENSE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+9] u/liikenneaksioma: Aaaaaaand the bear market is over
[+8] u/7fingersDeep: I was about to renew my passport- guess I'll wait until they stop the "limited edition" Trump 250 passports.
[+8] u/elonmusksneuralink: computer make hood 100 and spy 715 eod
[+7] u/zestykite: msft and nflx saving the market .
[+6] u/djrlrp: Why hasn't the fucktard 🌮 yet...?!
[+6] u/Ok-Bid-5378: 7120 7130 bear spread wish me luck
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: Bols need to be liquidated
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Checking account: 🍺🥡🌭
Brokerage account: 🍾🥩🍇
[+6] u/TheSeeker331: The wicks today have been INSANE
[+5] u/Axonum: sndk mu so weak today
[+5] u/solidsneeze: I swear they are looking at my personal stops and sniping them
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: ASTS quick being ghey for 1 day plz God
[+5] u/Kickboy21: RDDT YOU PIECE OF SHIT
[+5] u/BeginnersDuck777: By 4pm we will be close to circuit breakers. Tomorrow we hit the breakers.
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: HOOD turning into HODL for me atp