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[+79] u/rottenfence: Wow from WW3 to ATHs in two weeks lol
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[+47] u/A10cc: # Imagine not buying at ATH's lol. You gotta be a moron to not buy at ATH's.
[+40] u/guhhhh_MU: And just like that everyone forgot about EPSTEIN
[+37] u/jasperCrow: 🇮🇷blocks straight: SPY -9%
🥭blocks straight: SPY 7000 😎
[+33] u/bols_are_cooked: "US stocks climbed to record highs on Wednesday as investors weighed President Trump’s signal of confidence that the Iran war will end soon."
What a joke lol
[+32] u/Lurk_Maximus: Sorry ladies, the AI shoes stay on during sex
[+31] u/Bigamungus: SPY finally hits 700 and 90% of the comments in here are just “haha ber”. This sub is full of the most annoying fucking people
[+29] u/ImpossibleHotel2542: This run up was inevitable. Just think about. Everything is so cheap right now. Food, materials, electronics, oil. Everyone is employed as fuck, no layoffs anywhere. So obviously we were going to pump with all the money people got laying around
[+26] u/JTexpo: Bears: now that SPY hit 700, it'll surely fall
[+26] u/gayforgoblin: It wasn't a bubble until Allbirds joined the party.
[+26] u/the_mind_goblin1: This might actually be the most hated rally of all time. You can tell a LOT of people got fucked over with their positions. A few of my friends are still holding inverse spy ETFs and they're fucking pissed.
[+25] u/LossMax: This week will create generational bag holders
[+24] u/Full_Cash6140: NGL, this rally is so depressing. I could have made so much more if only the entire thing wasn't based on the most obvious lies I've ever seen.
[+23] u/A10cc: # IF YOU ARE A BOL, YOU SHOULD SELL EVERYTHING AND GO ALL IN ON SPY AT ATH PRICES.
[+22] u/iswearnotagain10: Bols are fighting invisible bears in the comments
[+21] u/solemnlowfiver: Remember when people posted stock tickers and insightful comments based on the news in between 70% of shitposting instead of 95% “LOL BER”.
Ready for a -4% week to wash these single digit IQ fuckers out
[+20] u/FindingZen4: Went from -$55k YTD 2 weeks ago to -$4k now. Feels great!
[+19] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Odds were on the Bear side for a pullback .. this run up is beyond retarded and against all odds, but that’s what you gamble on. Congrats all you dudes that got rich.
[+18] u/asetniop: >AXIOS: U.S. and Iran inch toward framework deal to end war, U.S. officials say
Come on Axios, now you're just mashin' it.
[+18] u/CATLLM: Ok ok hear me out, what if there is an AI datacenter IN YOUR SHOE.
[+18] u/gabbone666: Seriously guys wtf is going on
[+17] u/PropheticMurmurs: Everyone is talking about SPY ATH, and no one is talking about the 150 bagger that was TSLA $390 calls 0DTE today.
$.04 at open to $6.00 2 hours later.
[+17] u/TheMeta40k: Congratulations dip buyers.
Bears have been turned into cubes and stacked.
[+17] u/byoz: This shit is cratering tomorrow isn’t it
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #We are overdue for a huge pump which is scheduled for tomorrow LMAO🤌
[+15] u/Actual_Difference617: Are we are at a time where people start quitting jobs and turn full time traders yet?
[+15] u/Late_Echo1453: Hit -$20,000 today on my losses…. 🥲
[+15] u/GoZukkYourself: It's been 20 minutes since we've had an ATH. UNACCEPTABLE
https://preview.redd.it/9j94iy8vwevg1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b816786635bfb4444aed2f8a927832b8049eb0db
[+15] u/CATLLM: Shoe company to AI slop - is this the top?
[+14] u/Valkorion335786: SPY 700 was beautiful
[+14] u/SuffiecientSapian: I’m back fucking even on the year boys!!!!!
[+14] u/poopieuser909: bought a commemorative fractional share of SPY at 700
[+14] u/Castopliani: SPY gonna reject 700. How do I know? I'm an expert at rejections
[+14] u/DebtOk4461: When does this plummet down? Unsustainable.
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/98queqnitevg1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237e167a57aa20fd27624e182aa9758c737e4d00
[+13] u/skyline917: I lost all my money shorting.
SIKE!!!
It’s all on the sidelines.
So lesser of two evils, I guess
[+13] u/PassiveF1st: Do I wish I had less short positions? Yes. Am I still up YTD and beating SPY? Yes. Am I still dumbfounded on what's going on right now? Yes.
[+13] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/TeslaLeafBlower made a bet that TSLA would go to 339.0 within **1 day** when it was 364.495 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 189 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+13] u/unexceptiontotherule: Bers will have to buy my MSFT shares from me at $600 by the summer.
[+13] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Any ber living or this species ceased to exist
[+13] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: General Mills announced new AI boxed cereal. Stock up 34% AH.
[+13] u/J_da_CPA: Mass ber extinction event guh
[+13] u/sly-vestre: So is tomorrow dump day?
[+12] u/Lampedeir: The strait is OPEN and there will be NO CONSEQUENCES for the global economy WHATSOEVER! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
[+12] u/bols_are_cooked: So Tesla added the GDP of Sweden to it's market cap because Musk, a proven megalomaniac liar, hinted of a chip?
Sure, why wouldn't you want to buy into a shrinking car company with failing tech and a PE at 360.
[+12] u/bigboybigbat: Bears are right. The rug pull is gonna be biblical. But no one knows when. Till then just enjoy the ride and make a penny off the trillions they manipulate.
[+12] u/Eddyrancid: The Allbirds logo is going right next to that Pets dot Com puppet in the history of insane things that happen in bubbles
[+11] u/GainzandPumpz: Sydney Sweeney's 🍒 and HOOD to the rescue of my portfolio 🙌
[+11] u/A10cc: # If you didn't buy SPY when it was at 700, you are a moron LMAOOOOOO
[+11] u/PositiveToe2761: I feel like being an old ber is the worse. Saw 2008 happen and for the next 20 years paranoid at any dip
[+11] u/Good_Application6245: i was never wrong about spy 7000 i was just slightly early by 4 months on my 0dte
[+11] u/PositiveToe2761: You walk into the casino and go to the roulette table. It’s hit black 10 times in a row. The smart thing to do is go find another game. You know which ever one you pick and reasoning you use is going to be wrong. Unless you have balls of course
[+11] u/Fhyzikz: This is the scariest shit I've ever seen. Feels like an episode of Black Mirror
[+11] u/BeginnersDuck777: This feels so fucking weird.
[+11] u/cbusoh66: My cousin is "pivoting" her hair salon to AI.
Zillow says it's now worth $300 million.
[+10] u/Agreeable_Lock_4773: Probably gonna sit this one out and watch from sidelines tomorrow. Market feels weird lately and I already lost enough this week trying to time some random tech plays
Been doing more digital detox stuff anyway so maybe its sign to step away from charts for bit. Sometimes best move is no move you know
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: The U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission is investigating a series of oil futures trades that were placed shortly before major policy shifts by U.S. President Donald Trump related to the war in Iran, Per Reuters sources
[+10] u/SouthNice7324: SPY 700 in this context is lunacy, insanity. But I made money so I don’t care
[+10] u/aftherith: HIMS gonna sell peptards to retides?
[+10] u/Late_Echo1453: Too many people made money this week. Its going to dump.
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Now that we reclaimed the old ATH, we are ready to begin a new bull market LMAO🤌
[+10] u/ImLemonized: If you ever feel like you suck, know that I didn't manage to make any money since the March 30 dip... I am going to lose it soon.
[+10] u/Desperate_Property31: https://preview.redd.it/jx5b8yj4xevg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e72f24f48bfadc1c0907edfd07dd9b268ed9954
[+10] u/freddymojo: But it SERIOUSLY COULDN'T be green yet another day...could it?
[+10] u/surmoiFire: Tax is worse than being cucked
[+10] u/FTWLibra: I dont even care anymore nothing is real and nothing matters
[+10] u/jeanx22: "US military says 'ten vessels have now been turned around and ZERO ships have broken through since the start of the U.S. blockade'."
everything is fine .jpg
[+10] u/PlayerPlayer69: My dumbass bought 250 shares of BIRD at $11 share and sold it 30 minutes later, before walking my dog at $10 a share.
Shit pumped to $23 a share when we finished walking.
Would’ve made $4000 for walking my dog if I wasn’t a paper handed little bitch.
In true WSB regard form, I bought back in at $15 a share with $500, unaware that the day trade I just described above was my 3rd day trade of the week.
Ain’t trying to be flagged as a PDT, so I’m praying BIRD stays flat until tomorrow open or else I lose another $500.
Regards, assemble!
[+9] u/ComfortableWolf779: They gonna rug so many people
[+9] u/Jmanisup: went all in on calls before close, so if it goes down, it was my fault guys
[+9] u/Bad_Prophet: Gerald R Ford is gonna get sank at 8:02 this evening and Donald will be like, "He was a terrible leader anyway. The worst ever, actually. Nothing like me. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
And SPY will open at 450 tomorrow.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: I'm almost 100% ported into MSFT, I don't care what happens tomorrow, you know MSFT will go to the moon soon or late
[+9] u/iwishiwasameme: FOMO pump tomorrow. Holding calls.
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: As a deceased bear, I can tell you we've all crossed the gates of hell already.
But some of us have made a deal with the devil and have been allowed to return as bulls.
[+9] u/No-Can-80085: I doubled down on putts you’re welcome
[+9] u/otimanob: Post pandemic world is not real.
[+9] u/SteveStacks: PDT rule was so annoying back then. Not that It makes a difference to me now, but im happy for the bois
[+9] u/SouthNice7324: Generational debt opportunities incoming
[+9] u/100xOrBust: Bought some puts for tomorrow based solely on the thesis of there ain’t no way
[+9] u/YasJGFeed: Gonna drop like a rock tomorrow. Ain’t no way they let the market continue up when I’m all in calls. Every dang time
[+8] u/SundayAMFN: hahahahaha i actually sat today out
and congrats to all of you who made money unlike me who made 0 dollars.
but holy fuck you guys are regarded. like i've met people on life support that have had a better understanding of business fundamentals than you guys.
see you tomorrow!
[+8] u/TheNicestRedditor: Wow it’s feeling quite euphoric in here
[+8] u/rottenfence: Bers lost 6 months of gains in two weeks oof
[+8] u/Senior_Professional4: my first time seeing spy 700, its so beautiful
[+8] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: So what exactly will have to break before the market realizes theres an ongoing oil shortage, an ongoing fertilizer shortage, plastic precursor shortage, naptha shortage, helium shortage etc, that even if the ceasefire holds, insurance costs will remain prohibitively high for the foreseeable future in the strait due to regional instability, etc etc etc.
There's going to have to be a reality check at some point...
[+8] u/Bad_Prophet: Donald about to post, "we've converted the entire stock market to Trump Bucks. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" and SPY will open at 0 tomorrow.
[+8] u/PROMlSED: Got puts at close in my IRA. Don’t want to retire anyways
[+8] u/Desmater: Crazy we broke ATH on QQQ and SPY.
[+8] u/TwoNine13: Along with helium shortages and due to recent bear activity Copium is also in a critical shortage
[+8] u/callsonreddit: Anyone intentionally lose a lot of money so you can make it back for fun
[+8] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Rug pull tomorrow, in the first 4 hours, possibly even overnight. Over bought to tits and a bunch of otms are itm.
Or I'm wrong and market is just gonna squeeze another 10% in a week
[+8] u/bigbluesongbird: i keep full port swinging my entire portfolio at options for 10% gains. anything to pay off my student loans
[+8] u/baadllama_ghost: the Qs and SPY are up 15% in 2 weeks
has there EVER been a bigger, faster rally than this?
[+8] u/StandardDot5115: If u have chance to invest in US markets u have to take it
It's basically signalled multiple times that everything will be propped up until the whole system runs to failure
It's signalling free money until no more money (as we know it)
[+8] u/bb483: Ngl I try to dabble in shorts and got cooked omfg, -20% in minutes
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine convincing yourself that a stock market crash is imminent so you go all in puts but end up destroying your entire wealth in the end
[+7] u/financiallythriving: THIS IS THE LOWEST SPY WILL EVER BEEN IN OUR LIFE TIME.
SPY 820 EOY
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: TFW you know bers are seething in silence
https://preview.redd.it/72jv1o34uevg1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f73e7e76bd703964f77dbe6e16298bd8c52a188f
[+7] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Well, my robinhood account is wrecked, but my 401k is happy.
[+7] u/SubduedWeed: What color lambo you guys getting?
[+7] u/LetigiousBoobFart: [made $18 shorting spy at close. SUCK IT BULLS!!!](https://imgur.com/a/KasQscc)
[+7] u/Cybermeld: Now people are gonna sell their bitcoin to buy stocks, but stocks will go down because people are selling bitcoin.
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: TSM and 🥭 have the chance to either send SPY back to 675 or shoot it up to 725 and honestly either situation would be hilarious
[+7] u/Dizzy_Requirement_18: Did I buy puts at $700 yes I did cause I’m a fucktard
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Blow off top behavior
[+7] u/osrs1408: Spy beat me this month. Time to reset and rebuild
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Cash gang. Be safe.
[+7] u/ZealousidealSector19: I lost money this week :/
[+7] u/tortoisepump: Why are there no puts available on Allbirds 😭
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’m still a good 30K away from my personal ATH so meh
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: So now Microsoft just need you to gain another 10 points over the next two days
[+7] u/swampassOG: This Santa rally is lit
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Some might say 15 days in a row of straight upward movement means a red day is due. Unfortunately it just most likely means there are more green days ahead
[+7] u/OneDayiwillberich7: My 100$ put was sacrificed for todays rally , you are welcome bols
[+7] u/Running_OutOfTime: I left a naval blockade in the Starbucks toilet today.
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: I hereby announce my own personal transition to AI. And I am now going to the bank to collect my one million dollars.
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: How do you go from a shoe company to AI infra.
Poots it is
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of BEARS suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
[+7] u/osrs1408: Port is down bad, might have to go calls at open and fuck it up for everyone 🤣😭
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Just a heads up for the bears:
Just because something goes up a lot, doesn't mean it will go back down as much.
It might take a pause and crab before the next leg up.
Or it might only dip a tiny bit, and then go up even higher.
[+7] u/7HellEleven: there goes our only joke of "700 EOD"
[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Fucking all birds is the perfect encapsulation of the bubble of utter fucking nonsense surrounding AI
[+6] u/nvidia69420: I’m feeling that tomorrow could be a random big bear dick Thursday like November 16th… so that probably means we’ll moon again 🤑
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Good thing we're not in a classroom... you know a ber would show up with an AR, LMAO
[+6] u/Outrageous_Method432: !banbet SPY 1000$ 2y
[+6] u/RjBloxks: lol definitely didn’t expect SPY to hit ATH during the worst energy crisis of our lifetime, all good as long as my calls keep printing
[+6] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: Trump will threaten to nuke the white house tomorrow to buy the dip.
[+6] u/CryanRohen: I have a plan.
Tomorrow I am announcing that my portfolio is becoming a new player in AI infrastructure.
Profit??
[+6] u/towelpuncher: Even the pump and dumps are just lazy now
[+6] u/PicklePot83: The real tragedy is I couldn’t buy BIRD puts today.
[+6] u/tails2729: The year is 2030 and I'm taking my daughter to the newly opened extinction exhibit at our local museum.
"What's that?" she asks bewildered. I can tell she is confused, because the creature almost looks human.
"That was a ber my dear daughter. They were wiped out in the great extinction event of 2026 when SPY hit 700." I reply.
"I'm glad they're gone; they're ugly!" she says as she runs off.
"But at least they brought balance." I think to myself.
SPY is over 1500
[+6] u/Warm_Tzatziki: I started my career in April 2001 as a United Airlines Call Center Agent, moved in 2007 to a mortgage advisory company, I changed in 2015 to work in a cable company sales position then in 2020 got a job as a restaurant chain sales rep and now since 3 years I work for a software house sales manager.
The amount of layoffs I've been witnessing is wild. Literally 5 out if 5 industry changes went wrong
I'm like Jim Cramer of the job market
[+6] u/99Fan: 700 eod was not a meme
[+6] u/trsx5: HIMS IS STILL GOING LOL
[+6] u/A10cc: # Imagine not going all in at ATH's LOL. Retards LMAO
[+6] u/Got_Engineers: I’m a bear and I might get cocky now that we hit all-time highs lol
[+6] u/PNWPlayZ: VIX up while market is up 1%. Odd
[+6] u/CATLLM: Is this still a ber market rally?
[+6] u/palindromic: imagine buying spy 700 calls when it dipped to 630…
[+6] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: How I feel holding puts overnight tonight 🥱
[+6] u/PushAble2463: This recovery was too fast for me.. glad I’m not a pussy who sold at the bottom, but I should’ve bought more than I did during the dip. Next time lol
[+6] u/Remarkable-Fox-1429: Why is HIMS skyrocketing??
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: Am I a bad stock picker if my port was red today?
[+6] u/kenathen: lulu. . please buy gpu and make ai
[+6] u/dabblesest: Honestly so happy I don’t even care if we have a week of red and bers are all bols r fuk.
Congrats everyone, money was made today!
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine telling your wife you lost all of your money being a doomer and betting against the stock market
[+6] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Spy or QQQ calls tomorrow? QQQ was nice to me today
[+6] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Cashed in calls and bought puts at 700
Let’s see some magic happen
[+6] u/bluen: We gonna go up to a hyperinflation environment
[+6] u/Ancient_Let7878: I have 10x my account in 2 days bananas are going to be flowing into the dehydrator at record pace
[+6] u/friiz1337: Netflix and Pump tomorrow
[+6] u/Grey-59throwaway: I need a full port for open tomorrow
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: 2025 all over again but even steeper
[+6] u/Own_Arm_7641: My ber balls were crushed this week.
[+6] u/seeking-health: today we have climbed to the top of the rollercoaster. time to buy puts and enjoy the ride down
[+6] u/f0xinaround: Saw a bird smash into my window today. I put it in a box until it recovered and flew away. Took that as a sign to not buy BIRD.
[+6] u/Bromoblue: So fuck me for trying to use logic right? Thinking that it was smart buying USO when it was low because even if a peace deal happens (who knows), there's still going to be a shortage coming next week that won't be fixed for months at the earliest.
[+5] u/marlonm2321: Damn Robinhood was unstoppable today
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino.
The cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino.
You arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest."
You check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets and as he sees you approach, he winks: "i've rigged this wheel to always land on black - you're going to be so fucking rich!
You grab your chips and slam them down. "Red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?""
You grin smugly and reply firmly "Red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though.
"Fucking market is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino.
[+5] u/A10cc: DON'T STOP BUYING. KEEP BUYING. IGNORE ATH'S AND EVERYTHING ELSE. NOTHING MATTERS.
[+5] u/tika_dengu: cash gang
SkeletonWaitingonBench.jpg
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Bulls are undefeated Turning-A-Blind-Eye World Champs
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: I say we all just get along from here on. No more laughing at another man's misery 😞
[+5] u/jerm2z: Where were you when the touchening of 700 happened?
[+5] u/LossMax: Closing below $700 really made my dick soft
[+5] u/Pete26l96: finally done working uber eats for the day. pretty good wednesday, made $103 in 8 hours and 43 minutes, spent $29 on gas (start and end everyday on a full tank), so basically made $74 and got to be my own boss rather than a slave for someone else.
gonna take my earnings and buy a share of uber when market opens thursday so i can continue profiting even when i'm not working. Good flywheel affect if you ask me earn money, invest it, and earn while you sleep, FeelsGoodMan :)
[+5] u/Wickrest: Idk why y'all surprised historically war is good for the economy
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Not a bubble at all.
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Bers who got liquidated it’s not all bad news. You could write a book about how you lost all your money and wife left you
[+5] u/Filfo_Mayo: hey ber, where'd all your money go
[+5] u/TruChains: Spy did everything possible to close under $700. Tomorrow is gonna be green as fuk
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: I'm switching from being human to AI. gimme billions please.
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Now that SPY crossed the next hundred-mark, it'll probably speed through to 750 before a correction. People love spy prices in the 00-50 range
[+5] u/SilentExtinction: jensen's "no biggie" comments about anthropic using TPUs are fucking delusional. if there's a good bear case against NVDA it's the fact that Open AI is complete trash compared to Anthropic or Gemini (both use TPUs).
[+5] u/TheDevilintheDark: I've enjoyed riding this up but I'm ready for a massive dump and I want it to be narrated by David Attenborough.
[+5] u/izCS: Now that spy is back at ath the big bada boom will continue on the weekend and your calls will be nuked on monday.
[+5] u/Time_Molasses_1581: I genuinely need a -3% day tomorrow or I’m done gambling for a few weeks
[+5] u/Momadance1: What the fuck. Just what the fuck.
[+5] u/thefinfu: Simple: Just continue holding like a regular degen lol
[+5] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Lol I called the gambling hotline just to see what is all about and waited for a few minutes talked to someone and they said that I should see a therapist and hung up
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: High conviction..HOOD, super bullish candle chart with more than 2x the normal Volume!!!
[+5] u/bmault: Cashed out early and too a loss. Never Again
[+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: Any bears left at all? Where all the “i heard no bell” memes?
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: You bears are delusional… next time we see a -2% is when we try to fuck with another country or something…
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Nike about to rebrand as an AI infrastructure company after seeing what shitbird did today
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: The only BERs allowed in here are BER runes from D2
[+5] u/DefiantDelta: 10 days remain until the taiwanpocalypse
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Mongos terrorism and B urry's inspiration are neck and neck for famous figures that have personally cost me the most money
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: “We are running an AI company now. Get it running? Like running shoe.”
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Bers getting PTSD from today
[+5] u/Flat-Resolution905: so is it normal that it just grows 1% each day? i am new here
[+5] u/booose6: What is this a pump for ants?
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: bad news is good news regime is back bois
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET
ERRY SINGLE TIME
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: Dumped everything today and I ain't buying back in until we hit max pain
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Now is the time very stupid decisions are taken
[+5] u/Adventurous-Iron251: SPX went up so much that VIX was rising lol
[+5] u/bigbluesongbird: i miss the days of non-AI DD.
now all we have is "ber" and "bol". we have truly regressed
[+5] u/jakeisarake: How is bird going up again wtf
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: All of the people going “this is so weird” either have mementoes the lengths of an elephant, or were not alive in 2008, 2020, 2022, 2025.
[+5] u/asetniop: Note to Bears: You cannot reason SPY out of a valuation it did not reason itself into.
[+5] u/oldprecision: I am bull but if you no take profit you are regard.
[+5] u/HighDINSLowStandards: My micro soft is now micro hard
[+5] u/UnknownM007: I feel like I’m a fever dream everytime I see 699
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You did it before GTA 6!
[+5] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: I’ve always wondered why Gme hasn’t Turned into an AI company so much cash
[+5] u/primalmarket: We are in a recession.. unsold homes all time high even compared to 2008 crisis, AI job layoffs every month (mostly tech but other industries will follow), inflation outpacing income for struggling middle class, job numbers reports are guaranteed to be cooked and "adjusted" in the future, a corrupt administration, middle east conflict and War - Donny will play this card until he can bypass elections and keep people off the eppy files. How is SPY ath.. make it make sense??
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Shoes but artificially intelligent shoes
[+27] u/goooodie: The year is 2050
The strait of Hormuz is still closed
Spy $4000
[+24] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: I went from 78k to 87k today… brings my 6 month chart back up >!to negative $395,000!<
[+23] u/Thebaxxxx: Cashing out the entire broker tomorrow. This run has been wild lol but even though i think spy will hit 750 soon, i am not comfortable in playing in this zone. Was lowkey meming today and expected to lose some money on calls but they paid off yet again. Now i will follow the note i wrote for myself last year and stop while i am ahead. No reason to trade when i have this much money. Going to travel, enjoy life, and maybe return in like a year or two when things get crazy again. See ya round regards! ✌️
total winnings on blind 0dte calls for april = $626,329
starting account value in april was $10,000
[+21] u/raspoutyne: Invest in shoes company that might do AI.
[+20] u/BrownDog42069: who the fuck is buying all birds? is it just algos based on ai keyword
[+19] u/Psicrow: I'm 70% in cash until shit gets rational.
Guess I'm earning 4% until I die.
[+18] u/Different-Volume-129: Why are we at all time highs? Explain it to me like I’m retarded (I am)
[+18] u/AbjectProcedure3589: Finally blew up my account on 0dtes, bought calls early, sold for a loss switched to puts, and lost it all
[+17] u/Lapidated_Llama: Goodbye guys. Hope yall making money. Pro tip. Don’t try to day trade
[+16] u/youdirtyhoe: Jesus what a lovely day.
This V will be studied in finance text books 10 years from now.
[+15] u/wallstreetsimps: Tim Apple purchases more $NKE shares and plans to turn the shoe company into an Ai infrastructure data center
[+15] u/According-Page8618: made 44k from spy last week.
but the 300€ i won on bayern vs realmadrid on 2 goals last 10minutes was more intense lol
[+14] u/DrSeuss1020: Market ATH. Portfolio -4% YTD. Lets fwiggin go
[+14] u/Open_Marketing_2134: This is 2008 all over again. Blackrock just refused to honor $1.2b in redemptions but their dickhead CEO says "Nothings wrong". At least one other fund is in the same boat. IMF talking about systemic collapse, BOJ announcing preemptive rate hikes, physical oil way higher than futures. Negative trending EIA. This is a crisis.
[+13] u/Ninja_Cooter: It was just 3 days ago bers were celebrating no Iran deal and dreaming of lambos. 🥀
[+13] u/ShittyUsernane1222: markets did an six standard deviation move upwards in the middle of multiple ongoing crises and shitty fundamentals.
full port calls.
[+13] u/_Netgirth: This rally is absolutely irrational except for the positions I own those are justified
[+13] u/KittyLover-7: Some years the S&P did 10% in a year
It just did 10% in 2 weeks LMAO
[+13] u/Capable-Yak-8486: “Basically resolved” lol
[+12] u/donniedarko1010: Not be a ber. 3 days.. 3k lost in 0DTE options.
[+12] u/MagJack: my port hit 666k today. i cant tell anyone in my life about it cause that would be dumb and nobody on the internet cares or believes me so is it even worth anything?
[+12] u/natalie_merchant_fan: This has been an epic momo and short covering rally. If somehow the market has it wrong because Iran manages to escalate, whoa buddy.
[+12] u/SxeySteve: This market feels like a fever dream. We have a bad news pump and shoe company AI
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: People posting BULL gains. I’m still down at least 50 percent 😭😭😭
[+11] u/Massive-Assistant387: How are SPX futures already up 50 bucks?
[+11] u/RoccoFb: Thank you joe biden for spy 700
[+11] u/rashfordsaltyballs: 100% 0dte puts. surely the market cant keep going higher. right guys? right?
[+11] u/jmc774: SPY will never dip again. Too many are ready to buy any dip after witnessing what happened this week
[+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Wait until someone tells the bears that there’s been a worldwide cartel artificially decreasing oil production numbers for the last several decades.
[+11] u/McGrundie: This pump was on nothing? What the hell is happening?
[+11] u/AgentBlackwell: bears died to bring you this victory
[+11] u/bigassdump: If I'm making money... something is wrong
[+11] u/xlmtothemoon: allbirds announces ai rebrand: +600%
nike announces and proves they actually invented ai: -90%
[+11] u/tocinoman: Are we piling on 0DTE SPY calls again?
[+11] u/weewoowewoooo: This market ripped this high because of the furious logical revenge trading from people buying puts every day the market pumped. Now we hit 700 and there’s more calls than puts lmfao
[+11] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Can’t believe this shit I thought I had months to buy the dip and now I’m sitting on stupid smelly cash
[+10] u/UnnecessaryPancake: This just in: redditors confused about the market
More at 10
[+10] u/looool_k_libtard: Bitcoin miners with infrastructure already built pivoting to AI data centers are still in “prove it” stage to match scaling demands of hyperscalers but a failed bankrupt shoe company “pivots” and gains 580% today.
[+10] u/Bryzera: So a shoe company buys an ChatGPT subscription and the stock skyrockets 700%?
[+10] u/floo82: Now post one with the *daily volume* at the bottom
[+9] u/PuzzleheadedGuava955: Everyone, enjoy the final frenzy lol
[+9] u/violet_evergarden8: I fucking got rejected by Chipotle
[+9] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Nobody wants to sell when everythign is mooning
[+9] u/shortgamegolfer: “Lucky you! Your state does not have a personal income tax. That means you don’t have to file a tax return for this state. Select Skip State to continue to review.” ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
[+9] u/Affectionate-Fault46: SPY touched tips with 700 are you guys excited to not see that again for at least 3 more months?
[+8] u/All_FIREdUp: The market has only recovered because Pam Bondi got fired
If she goes to prison then expect SPY 800 by year end.
[+8] u/TheMightySet69: I want to buy puts but I'm scared
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: I laddered my calls for tomorrow. Prob goes straight collapse back to $690. I panic sell and flip to puts, for it to finish at $707.
[+8] u/spreadbetfred: The fact people think this is a rally on low volume hopes and dreams tells me this has got 20% more to run…next week alone
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: can we do a meme stock thing now that we all have cash?
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: we live in a post-fundamentals post-truth stock market.
market dumps are as of 2026 as rare as UFOs.
[+8] u/Neemzeh: Wondering if there is some fuckery going on with options expiring this week which is why we are rallying so hard.
Pretty sure one year ago to the week was when we hit the tariff low after trump brought out the tariff chart lol.
thinking there are tons of people that bought options there. wonder if they all gonna expire bigly itm... could this start some type of giga chad squeeze next week after everything settles and people are front running it?
or maybe those options expire and there is no squeeze but also no reason to continue going up and therefore we crater to the earths core?
can someone smarter than me please help
[+8] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao a ber just asked me whether the markets gonna dump after Real Madrid got cheated out of the Champions League LMAO
[+8] u/Sick0h: Helen Keller would crush it in this market and yet bers are losing money
[+8] u/ajr901: Damn I'm kicking myself so hard right now. Around 10am I tried buying some MSFT calls when it was around ~$403. I underbid the mid by like $0.50. Because I didn't want to pay an extra $50 per contract I lost out on thousands.
Could have easily gone the other way too but it didn't and now I regret it.
[+8] u/cybercaveman1234: Y’all think this war is over? This a show and it’s only episode 4
[+8] u/NOMADGRUBS: Huge Nike V incoming, watch them also announce AI and surge to $300 per share
[+8] u/TrickyDickCheney: Insanely bullish rally aside, we are still on the path to a global recession. I don’t think it’s particularly healthy that we have a freakish short squeeze just because it’s obvious there was a lot of people short. Casinofication of everything.
[+8] u/FatandBankrupt: Number four, I know you heard this before
Never get high on your own supply
[+8] u/housemouse431: u should sell your calls when the strait opens and we have a deal with iran.
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Just woke up from a 2 week coma, I wonder how my SPY 615p are doing?
[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: SPY 700 felt like we were all counting down on New Year’s Eve - bulls and bears united 🇺🇸
[+7] u/Affectionate-Day2743: somebody out there is -20% on Allbirds today.
[+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Okay which regard full ported puts for tomorrow
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: How wedbush isnt laughed out of every room they step in is beyond me...
I just heard the managing director of equity research say on bloomberg that he is bullish on netflix and said this load of shit
"if netflix can get something like fortnite and capture 30 percent of the revenue"
Like what are we even talking about netflix and fortnite collab is just gonna make a magic 30% revenue jump who tf are these boomers
Insane bubble vibes
[+7] u/hv876: Next time 🥭 pulls some bullshit, I am going to take the SPX closing price on next market day, and slam full port calls on it 3 months out.
[+7] u/Neemzeh: please reply if you are holding your calls overnight that expire friday. literally no idea what im doing. can we really be green again?
[+7] u/sufficiently7777: What happened to 🥭 announcement?
[+7] u/emanresu711: I’m at all time low. You guys suck
[+7] u/Ben_Banneker: The market is so savage giving bears hope then taking it away before they can catch their breath. Truly Remarkable!
[+7] u/radium_eye: Lmfao this market is on crack
[+7] u/neverseengreen: I went from my last 1400 to up to 22k, the most logical thing to do now is start scamming people on trading courses on discord
[+7] u/SeveralBollocks_67: The bears were so fucking annoying this past month. I'm convinced most of them were bots because nobody can be this constantly wrong and confident about their next dumbass take.
##EAT THAT $700 ATH YOU CUCKS
[+7] u/Ozqi: Potential reports of 🥭 approving an operation in Cuba. Operation Bay of Oranges is on standby.
SPY to 800
[+7] u/DeezCodeNutz: My pp touched 700 today 😌
[+7] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: Bers who continue to hold oil futes "because the war isn't over"
are the same people who bagheld Gamestore to "beat the hedgies"
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Oil was at $60 now it’s at $91.
Guess what I’m shorting?
[+6] u/sl3azebag: lets be fr, itll hit 705-710 tmrw
[+6] u/InIce1234: If you are a bear just quit your job and become a Bull.
Pretty easy.
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Spy at all time highs while the world burns around it
[+6] u/rukasteam: Oil subreddit starting to sound a lot like movie, towel and game subreddit
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I guess all it takes to reach ATH is to ceaselessly end and restart peace negotiations. At least my wallet benefits from these shenanigans
[+6] u/Coogiez: NOTHING can stop this market SPY 720 TOMORROW
[+6] u/huffmancoded: I remember when the Suez canal took down the world economy, it never reopened, stocks never recovered, everyone died of starvation
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: I bought a few shares of BIRD right before close for shits and grins🤔
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: fuck i should’ve bought microsoft when it was 360
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Maybe I should claim I'm going to do AI stuff and people will just start throwing money at me
[+6] u/KennytheDoggy: This is just the start buy up now
[+6] u/dontslambro: Fastest turnaround from over sold to over bought in history for the QQQ 11days
Prior was 20 days with the liberation day move.
[+6] u/UnivalveX: you can buy 0dte +1% OTM calls every day and still make money somehow
[+6] u/Brawmethius: So on March 30th, 2026 by exemptive order SEC did some absolutely major changes to rehypothecation markets, quietly and with almost no coverage.
SEC Release No. 34-105108
Daily thread aint the place for details as half of you are illiterate, might do a deep dive post later.
But for the real ones, I highly recommend you read this. Reversal of 54 year rule that just unlocked absolutely mind numbing liquidity to qualified institutions.
https://www.sec.gov/files/rules/other/2026/34-105108.pdf
[+6] u/kayvonte: If you lost money, please tell me how
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: My msft calls are now +60% after the last 2 days lmaooo. For the longest time the have been -80%
[+6] u/Fine-Doughnut-2109: That MSFT Democrat made the right call
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: Michael there's always money in the banana stand converted AI datacenter
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: If I hadn't run out of battery while hours from a charger, I would've day traded myself out of these profits
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: All time highs huh
_nervous laughter_
[+6] u/Innokin_Joseph: Swung +20k the last few weeks and im legit just in boring boglehead stocks. Wild
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: In 41 years, since January 1985, SPY is a 400-bagger. Every $2,500 invested is literally a million. Inflation is 3x over the same time period, so SPY beat inflation by a ridiculous margin.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Lmao, there's a bet on polymarket that Clavicular will be the next Ayatollah @ <1% chance.
Yo Iran, you could do the funniest thing rn 👀
[+6] u/Short-Mixture1823: Funny, I decided to hold cash today. I still don't buy this shit, but I'm not getting puts YET.
[+6] u/spectra444: Can Spy CEO announce AI transition so we can see a 600% intraday pump? I hear this method is really popular with shoe companies
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Markets acting like peace deal with Iran already set in stone, i got better odds at Taylor Swift letting me hit that bareback then Iran peace deal coming into fruition within 6 months
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: imagine going cash gang a week ago
[+6] u/Able_Web2873: With all these companies replacing their workers with AI how are said companies expecting to sell anything to a market that can’t afford anything?
[+6] u/Beginning-Tax3597: RFK just came out and said I am $HIMS
[+6] u/huffmancoded: There are months where nothing happens and then there are days where months happen
[+6] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: Oh no my shoe stocks!!!
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: 🐻 Market: 🚫
🐂 Market: 🚫
🦜 Market: ✅
[+5] u/A_Chair_Bear: The new rules that removed the $25K restriction should have gave everyone a free mulligan. What’s the worst that can happen, just let me full port for funsies one day
[+5] u/solidsneeze: I lost $1040 on tax day. What a cruel joke
[+5] u/A55BAG: Some activity on the Pentagon pizza index. Is Cuba next or the Vatican?
[https://www.pizzint.watch/](https://www.pizzint.watch/)
[+5] u/memmolemmo: > Just follow the 2022 script this year and retire after buying leap calls in Oct.
> This is financial advice.
Posted this 3 days ago and I didn't even listen to my own advice until today.
Today, SPX matched the 11% rally in 11 days that it also did back in March 2022.
[+5] u/Temporary_Profit_175: stairs down, elevator up.
[+5] u/diunay_lomay_a: Wtf.. new bull market !!! Monday was supposed to be end of the world.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Costco doesn't take Mastercard.
What type of fresh hell is this?
[+5] u/StinkyRatBoi90: Expecting the usual mango manipulation by friday…wont do anything tho, it will all eventually come back up.
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: my portfolio YTD went from +50% to -56% back to +15%, what a heart attack the last few months
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Fuck. Wishing I didnt sell half my ionq/qbts right at close. I made sure too lock in profits being up iver 110% on both of them. But now watching them keep going...fuck haha. Hey. Im learning to trade smarter. Gonna take those profits tomorrow and make more
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I still think 🥭 wants the oil this shit ain’t over. So calls it is LMAO
[+5] u/SirPanic12: I’ve finally turned green on META calls expiring in December that I bought 6 months ago. I was down since January
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Genuinely don’t see this pulling back all week
[+5] u/gomper: 🥭 Jesus is the new "great time to buy"
[+5] u/AKOnDaTrack: This is like the 100th dip where people panic sold at the bottom. "This time its different"
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: How we feeling about MSFT tomorrow?
[+5] u/boostboi: Of all the times to hit 700, why now??
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Imagine being a bear jfc
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: The real PUMP comes MAG 7 earnings week
[+5] u/spectra444: Any chance we see 705+ tomorrow?
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: All my ads look like the model bout to climax 👀
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I bought a SPY put as sacrifice to Bul overlords
[+5] u/isolated-cat: bears furiously bought more puts today. new ATHs tomorrow from shorties donations
[+5] u/Dulmut: Didnt end on 700, so we go to 500 right
[+5] u/cantcatchafish: I’m just bewildered. I had to take all my gains as this doesn’t feel right. Market is more irrational than this sub. Yeah we had a dip, yeah I bought the dip but 10% in 3 days off of what?! I’m honestly scared to invest right now… probably spy 750 by tomorrow
[+5] u/zeebee098: I’ll never be a consistent bed maker and that’s okay
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Don’t worry bers, you can stack your empty shelves with barrels of oil
[+5] u/Swimming-Plane-1610: This week is only calls 🟢🟢🟢🟢🤑🤑🤑
[+5] u/Small-Passage2210: How’s it going bers!
[+5] u/DarculaTheme: SPY 700 we did it! There is no war in Iran-sing-se
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Out of my calls holy fuck literally just buy calls and don’t think LMAO
[+5] u/BunchaPepperFcks: "Sell it all. Today"
[+5] u/bartino84: Same time tomorrow guys?
[+5] u/4sKompany: Selling my calls early. Buying more calls end of day tomorrow.
Puts for Monday
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Get fucked live nation and ticket master!
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Don't they make like zero dollars a year and routinely miss launch targets?
[+63] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: https://preview.redd.it/roaoqj8effvg1.jpeg?width=1188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=967b1850ad629fbba327a1d9b6a62851487edde5
"Ok now make it even more obvious it's a bubble by having a fucking shoe company rebrand as AI hosting"
[+42] u/Bob_the_peasant: Microsoft up 700% on news they will pivot to making soft microfiber insoles
[+37] u/NazgulSandwich: This is probably the most bullshit run of all time and I'm not even torn up about losing some money on puts because it's basically the statistical equivalent of being mugged in broad daylight.
[+31] u/RJ5R: My moves tomorrow?
Take profits off the table and sell everything in preparation for the next TACO swing
Then treat myself to a $7 biggie bag and a cookie, with the profits I made
[+24] u/dbd209: No bullshit, I legit think I am on the verge of having a full on mental breakdown. I just wish I didn't have a mom that loved me, so I could take this 40 to the head. I am so tired of my life, of always being on the wrong side of things, of seeing everyone I know surpass me in my life. I'm just tired man. Today was my breaking point.
[+21] u/pinkerton_gov: Somehow a bigger bubble than it was 2 months ago.
[+20] u/PhatBonerMan: How does a shoe company turn into a ai company makes 0 sense
[+19] u/jda823: I am pleased to announce that I am pivoting from doing nothing with my life to using AI to do nothing with my life.
My net worth just increased 500%
[+19] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: Man I fucking hate all the assclowns that claim they saw this coming. Admit you got lucky, take the gift, and most importantly shut the fuck up.
[+18] u/Walking72: Pentagon ramps up planning for possible military ops in Cuba
---
I guess this will be good for another 10% run by current logic?
[+17] u/HistorianMuch8963: The year is 2030.
NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.
Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.
You just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.
Tonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $109.99 per month, she will listen to you after 5:00 p.m
Yesterday, she promised you virtual titties
Life is good.
[+16] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #Never wrong, just early & also wrong
[+16] u/ThatGuyDan123: Bro bears turned from genius to retard in 1 week lmao
[+15] u/FinishWarm1746: Everyone’s a genius in a bull market
[+15] u/FullTard2000: i feel like this is the most disgusting rally we've ever seen
idk, i remember pull backs when we rallied off the covid/tarrifs lows
this shit is just straight up, you could have full ported long using max leverage at pretty much any point in the last 72 hours and printed money
and here i am about to quadruple down on my facked qqq puts
[+15] u/opiewann: Burry getting absolutely clobbered. Such a fucking joyous thing.
[+14] u/cowboycookie1337: Invasion of Kharg Island this weekend
[+14] u/Electronic-Data-2622: Usually I’d be down 10k plus on a rip like this trying to play a mean reversion.
I’m proud to report I’m only down 2k today and 4k this week.
So I’m still gay, just not THAT gay.
[+14] u/ApathysLastKiss_: If a shoe company deciding to say fuck it, throw away a ten year business just to start making data centers isn't a bubble. Idk what is
[+14] u/OptionsHuduga: she's a 10 but she bought ALLBIRDS after it went up 800%
[+13] u/ChampionshipOdd947: According to Reuters, China is looking to block access to parts of the South China sea (To screw over The Philippines), which is a vital global trade route, apparently feeling emboldened by the US's blockade in the ME. Satellite imagery shows a floating barrier being put there
Hell yeah, let the vital sea route wars begin.
[+13] u/IslandExact429: Sunday
“We are leaving Islamabad. No deal”
Today
All. Time. Highs
[+13] u/puts_every_day: I feel so peaceful when I don't hold a position over night.
[+13] u/Rare-ish_Birb: 60 days down, and 3 days to recover to 52 week high.
Jfc, if you blinked you missed it. 👺
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: Surely THIS time buying puts at close will work 🤡
[+12] u/KitchenCup374: I guess at the end of the day, if you just keep buying calls, even when you lose, just double down. It’s bound to go back up anyways. No point in fucking with puts for me.
Btw you ordered the 4 for 4 extra fries? Second window dumbass.
[+12] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Trying really hard not to fomo into tech rn
[+12] u/MarcoPolooooo: So we just gonna forget about what happened on march? Sounds good to me
[+12] u/bigdaddyrongregs: stock owner here. Why am I green?
[+12] u/OptionsHuduga: Monday: 90% of berz wiped the f out
Tuesday: remaining 10% wiped the f out
Today: bols pissing on berz' graves
[+11] u/Johnny_Menace: BEARS LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/-IQ200: Market is giving us the longest running April Fools joke.
[+11] u/ssaxamaphone: here comes the euphoria. not a good sign
[+11] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: I’m craving insider information
[+11] u/Feisty-Basis7903: I’ve seen enough. I’m buying calls tomorrow. This is everyone’s warning
[+11] u/foxasintheanimal: Man, I hope that intel guy stayed long intel.
I think about this a lot.
[+11] u/Space_Miner6: Just a 10 bagger away from being a 10 bagger away.
[+11] u/ateranol: SPY $700 is just a dead cat bounce from the 2008 GFC, dummies
[+11] u/KeyReaction892: I feel like overnight markets are the Meg of the trading world …. Shut up Meg
[+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: made money on calls this week, up 35% YTD. now mainly cash and just a short position on SNDK
gonna pop an edible and take a walk with my wife outside, it’s 75 degrees and breezy
love y’all
[+11] u/J2Goated-7: They been saying that for 2 weeks my guy give up lol just buy a call
[+10] u/aqjingson: Are there really that many sub $25k accounts that will boost brokerage revenues 🧐
[+10] u/Cardiologist_Actual: I missed out on generational wealth by day trading instead of buying leaps. Instead my account is blown
[+10] u/DoubleFamous5751: Market pump was actually just SNDK gains being harvested and reinvested elsewhere
[+10] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Wheneve the market is hit with a black swan event it just ends up going even higher. Retard strength.
[+10] u/oldwithmold: told my boss we should rebrand the shop as a AI structure and he told me that we already are seeing how it already houses a bunch of Absolute Idiots
[+10] u/-IQ200: I bet there’s a group chat with the top 10% wealthiest folks (who owns 90% of the stock market) orchestrating all of this nonsense.
[+10] u/Zetice: I feel bad for ppl in 1900s who never got to experienced WWIII and SPY ATH in the same month.
[+10] u/tnguyen5057: Made $20,000 last week and made $13,000 so far this week. Gonna treat myself out to some nice delicious McDonald’s.
[+10] u/IslandExact429: I’m 10x more confused than I was 1 month ago
[+10] u/Microwave-Dave: Snapshot of two weeks, maybe three. Regards can decide.
- Peace talks start
Market up
- Peace talks fail
Market up
- Peace talks resume
Market up
- Fake doordash burgers
Market up
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ya'll better appreciate your Put buying Bers, causing this squeeze to keep on squeezing 🤌
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: This market truly is for the BIRDS
[+10] u/TraipseTraveller: Highschooler perma bulls from India have arrived. See you all tomorrow
[+10] u/CPA-hole: I saw a boob one time
[+10] u/cryptohorn: During covid mango had a press conference to talk about the models of how many people were going to dye and he said he was familiar with models but not those kinds of models then made the hour glass shape with his hands
[+10] u/IRunFast24: Yes, I'd like to buy 2 pairs of shoes, size 12, and while I'm here, I'll also take some AI compute.
[+9] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: > Live Nation, the entertainment giant which owns Ticketmaster, has been illegally operating as a monopoly and overcharging fans, a federal jury has found.
[maybe there is a god](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyddyp19yyo)
[+9] u/SherbertOk2563: I am officially lost hope as a bear. GG bulls :/
We will get you next time. Really shitty day
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: So let’s speculate what next big thing 🌮 is gonna do to pump and dump the market for him and his buddies now that Iran has been played out.
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: Snap to layoff 1000 employees (110% of workforce) lol
[+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Elite trying to create fomo so they can exit positions you can’t fool me. I won’t be exit liquidity.
[+9] u/Damandalorianway: so spy went from 629 to 700 on strait opening right? the strait is open right?
[+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Welp 🐻 it’s been real. Play account is almost fully decimated. The only thing alive and well are my $NBIS shares. Hope my wife enjoys the 401k when I’m gone.
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: When's Sherwin-Williams swinging into AI?
[+9] u/BeaverSack: Imagine buying anything right now. Also, imagine selling anything right now.
[+9] u/Round-Huckleberry570: 6 months ago I hit $100k, I work 7 days a week, I now have $85k. What comes after depression?
[+9] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Also, imagine working for all birds. Getting that email. You're fired and we're replacing you with a set of NVDA chips
[+9] u/alfred250: People in normal wsb post comments suck, the daily thread is only cool place to hang
[+9] u/iBoughtYourCar: Just did my taxes. I sent Uncle Sam $8,300 in gambling gains
Bless up
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: Buying MSFT at 370 ❌
Buying MSFT at 414 ✅
[+9] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Could’ve made $300 instead I lost it all
[+9] u/ClarkFable: Gramps just asked me (In conspiratorial tones): do you think the market is being manipulated? By the time I stopped laughing, he had already left the room disgruntled.
[+9] u/NegotiationWorking48: Broke
Drifting apart from my friends
Miss my ex
Tell me it gets better frens
[+9] u/DingleJingle_: Letting the pedophiles and their protectors win this last couple days was not worth the profits. I feel gross.
[+8] u/tinydisaster: When do we get to the part of the oil supply crunch where there isn’t enough and the market is forced to price that?
The market seems to be forgetting that there are 5 people stranded in a desert and 4 bottles of water and we don’t know exactly how to price the bottles of water yet because we don’t understand when resupply occurs exactly.
[+8] u/ukweeve: My cash on sidelines is looking a lot less smug now I can tell you.
[+8] u/GetsOffToArmpits: I listened to bear fearmongering for over a year and lost money
I gave up and full ported AI hype this week and I've already made it back and more
[+8] u/BeaverSack: Why do you regards always talk about calls after the big move up, and puts after everything has already dropped. The fuck is wrong with you
[+8] u/nyse25: the next time we see a 7-10% drop and bers call for another ATL, remind them of October 2022, April 2023, August 2024, April 2025 and April 2026
[+8] u/EdoTensei10: your company not doing too hot? Just say you're pivoting to AI and AI infrastructure.
[+8] u/Samjabr: ASML is run by retards.
Literally the definition of a monopoly (more so than even NVDA) - they should be doubling revenue every 15 minutes.
[+8] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Market going wild. Sold my market position $.25 from the previous high and Microsoft said alright I’ll carry the port now
[+8] u/FunctionOk8962: Professor Jiang's puts in shambles
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Maxed out my Roth IRA for the first time today. 24 with 88k, only making 30k take home after college.
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: inb4 re-escalation of war to spite Pope.
I wish I could say I'm completely joking.☝️
[+8] u/joebeau99: This market is so regarded, I have cash but I don’t want to buy and I have profits but I don’t want to sell. I’m just holding and saying wtf pretty much every time I look at my portfolio
[+8] u/Sea_Local2557: who would have thought that doubling of oil, supply issues, jetfuel prices skyrocketing were all buy signals 💪
[+8] u/No_Needleworker9613: There will be a stock market crash this year
[+8] u/AllTimeTy: https://preview.redd.it/1o0p0eqe0gvg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=771511d5e3c4b889a1b1236e8a9e0980026cfc3b
@bers
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: theres no way it goes up 12 straight days right?
[+8] u/McClintockC: 4 nukes just dropped on New York and a meteor the size of Wisconsin is due to hit the west coast tomorrow afternoon
New ATH inevitable
[+8] u/nyse25: At the end, bers expired worthless
[+8] u/chikenbeer: Remember when the guy from
good will hunting went onto play poker professionally?
[+8] u/Damandalorianway: lmao holy shit bro i’m genuinely at a loss of words this has to be just hyperinflation stocks only go up no such thing as a bubble
[+8] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Cramer bearish on BIRD lol. Another 800% tomorrow, why not
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: Today I swung my company that makes novelty painted rocks for small-town truck stop gas stations into AI. Happy to report the stock is up 9000%.
[+8] u/D1finalboss: can I use the bathroom
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Nope. It’s just that the big money wanted the market back up.
[+8] u/Brilliant-Weekend-68: Maintenance work, rust never stops creeping in on deck. Mates are just chilling on the bridge though. It is not unusual to spend weeks at anchor during normal times waiting for various things.
[+7] u/arothen: Wti futes - 4.5% natgas futes +6% what the fuck is this market idek
[+7] u/csekseni1: If history repeats 770 EOY?
[+7] u/darkspherei: this place has become a breeding ground for morons and bots just posting lol ber
[+7] u/cryptohorn: Cnbc said fed beige book mentioned for the first time
"As of April 15, 2026, the Federal Reserve’s Beige Book reports that food banks and social service organizations are experiencing increased demand across multiple districts. Households are showing mounting signs of financial strain due to higher prices and uncertainty, leading to more requests for food assistance."
While bank of America is saying the consumer is cool man. No need to worry.
[+7] u/GhostHashira427: If your french fries are nice and hot, please don’t forget to tip the bear who put your order together. Pay it forward ya know? It’s the small things that mean the most.
[+7] u/IntrepidToday0: # BREAKING: JC Penny announces a pivot to AI infrastructure.
[+7] u/Captain_Lameson: It's way too bullish here so inverse reddit means to buy puts?
[+7] u/Sengle473: Triple it Thursday tomorrow bols get ready for that 3%.
[+7] u/wattap: Some fire sex, a hibachi dinner, and a green port
The finer things
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: Bears, just so you know, you WILL BE CUKED by tomorrow. SPY will breach 700 and onto 710 by EOW.
[+7] u/Relevant7040: Loaded puts and now am fcking scared
[+7] u/Diamond-Solo: Holy HIMS
We're cureing baldness and limp dicks
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: I used to be oil bull and stocks bear and am losing everything
[+7] u/TopTrey9: Everybody can seem surprised but 26-27 years ago during the internet.com bubble things got even more wild and more outrageous. I get it. Everybody is caught off guard. There was a lot of people short 10 or 11 days ago and you definitely would’ve expected a pull back, but the problem is when you get into these hyper liquid periods. The stocks will just keep making higher highs for as long as the bubble lasts and that could be months to years…you just don’t know.
Just think about it.. if 10 or 11 days ago you bought $2000 worth of puts and you bought $2000 worth of calls two weeks out. One side would be worth zero and one side would be worth roughly $160,000. Yes the call options have gone 80x in the last 11 days. Ride the volatility
[+7] u/Zetice: Bers all you have to do is buy calls
[+7] u/twostroke1: The fomo tomorrow will be insane. Probably see spy 800 by end of the day.
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: The only thing that was completely destroyed was bers civilization
[+7] u/budsonguy: Every day is new ATH from now until the end of time
[+7] u/RickySitts: Why ber mad when ber can become rich 🪡
[+7] u/FullCopy: NVDA bols rewarded for waiting.
[+7] u/farmerjoe007: At some point puts will make sense but sense doesn’t align with the market so idk what to do now. I said 700 by Friday as a reach. It’s hard to imagine it keeps soaring. I’m tempted to full port puts Friday evening.
[+7] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: We are all witnesses of allbirds value investors
[+7] u/synthetic350: Tesla and palantir leading the market to ATH’s
Seems legit
[+7] u/undocumented_twerker: I am putting my life savings in NKE. Hopefully they make the switch to AI too
[+7] u/Exciting_Day4155: People still not believing in this rally my calls are safe. 😊
[+7] u/csekseni1: Costco should just turn its locations into data centers, pump would be insane
[+7] u/alone-in-the-chat: Stocks only go up, is not difficult to understand
[+7] u/music_is_gud: We should convert this sub to an AI infrastructure company. Maybe then the regards here will start making some money
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: Imagine bagholding BIRD
[+7] u/tnecniv2021: I’m a ber. I know I know, super Ghey etc. But there is no way a red day isn’t on the horizon.
[+7] u/Money_Term8366: Thank god big corporations and the lutnicks are getting tariff refunds!! Another tax cut for boomers to celebrate
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: no pullbacks allowed?
[+7] u/Tropicalfisher: There will literally never been another red day again
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: I’m so glad I didn’t listen to this sub and kept slamming MSFT
[+7] u/Hairy-Literature8672: Anyone else not really buy the run up and just kinda watch it because of course it doesnt make sense and of course its not gonna go up tomorrow, right? and then it goes up tomorrow and you still didnt buy?
[+7] u/yyn1999: ONE MORE TIME FOR THE CROWD: LMAO BERS
[+7] u/rootyoot: Market is riding a high right now. Seller exhaustion TSM puts more pressure on sellers…..$500 after earnings tomorrow 🧐
[+7] u/yaboyay: Michael Saylor is such a damn scam artist it’s inane.
[+7] u/NormalGap: Got the reflect card with 0% interest for 21 months and put my whole $16k tax bill on it
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Red futures means gonna be another huge rally tomorrow
[+7] u/No_Cod972: In my experience, weathering downturns and corrections is less stressful than going all cash and trying to decide when/if to get back in.
But that's just one man's opinion.
[+7] u/csekseni1: Alright bulls win, have fun guys
[+7] u/serialserialserial99: two things that are always true:
apple always goes back up and i never buy calls.
one day I will buy calls
Then apple will not go back up.
[+7] u/internetf1fan: Just did an online survey where they wanted me to speak out answers to questions to an AI interviewer. Turned on gemini live camera and then asked it to answer in live mode. Easiest 60 bucks I made.
[+7] u/cannythecat: Put to call ratio tomorrow is high. Ber in even more trouble LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/EnigmaSpore: calls until it falls.
[+7] u/djln491: yeah but it closed below 700
-some ber probably
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: All kinds of shit is moving AH.
[+7] u/PalpitationFrosty242: "The rise of AI development and adoption has created unprecedented structural demand for specialized, high-performance sneakers"
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Who tf sorts on 'best'. 🙄
Reddit gods, Plz make my sort default stick at 'new' so I can be entertained whilst waiting for my sportsballers to start.
[+7] u/yrnqceo: Mom called, this might be a peak indicator
[+7] u/KwisatzHaterach: I’m going to fomo HIMS tomorrow morning because I can’t help myself. I gotta chase!
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: If you are making money be thankful. If you left money on the table, just forget it & move on. Was never meant to be yours
If you lost money, your day will come....
[+7] u/CantaloupePatient822: I went butt deep in spy puts at the bell, one of us will make tons of money
[+6] u/punxphil27: If you aren’t blindly buying nasdaq futures rn youre in my thoughts tonight
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: **22 days** since last shit was taken.
[+6] u/bullrfuk: You touch down in Vegas and hop into a cab, eager to make your fortune at the nearest casino.
The cabbie turns around says to you, "I've heard of a casino that's rigged in favor of the player. Always lands on black." You agree to check out this rigged casino.
You arrive at the floor and the floor manager greets you with a wink and nudges you. "At this casino, all you have to do is put it all on black. We'll take care of the rest."
You check out the action at the biggest roulette table. A croupier named Jerome is taking bets and as he sees you approach, he winks: "i've rigged this wheel to always land on black - you're going to be so fucking rich!
You grab your chips and slam them down. "32 red". Jerome gives you a bemused look. "Uh, sir?""
You grin smugly and reply firmly "32 red". Confused, Jerome spins the wheel. Black. Again, you bet on red. Jerome frowns. You lose your money again. You'll be back next week to put all your money on weekly puts though.
"Fucking casino is so rigged!", you scream at Jerome, as you leave the casino.
[+6] u/dunkeater: SPY is hitting 800 this year and bears will be buying puts the whole time.
[+6] u/River_Sandhu: Okay be honest, who’s jumping in on Microsoft now? 😂
[+6] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Here’s the problem with a bull market - as soon as I buy it’s gonna dump tragically. So how do I sneak up on the market?
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: We are going to SPX 7500 this week because the business environment is so amazing. It seems like if you just raise the price on essential goods, that the consumer will go into debt to pay for it.
People are buying groceries on their credit cards. And not the people that pay them off every month.
The house of cards is starting to crumble.
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: The best part is clapping cheeks while I’m still at 70% cash.
[+6] u/music_is_gud: 🥭 said he is "reopening Strait of Hormuz".
We may actually see SPY 800 tomorrow
[+6] u/Batbeez: Will the HOOD go crazy Tom ! Hope so! Calls on robinhood ✈️
[+6] u/WiseIndustry2895: retail traders seeing all the gain post will definitely FOMO into a stock at the top. CASH IS A POSITION.
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: CME investigating front running TACO trades in the oil futures market.
“Nothing is more important than ***the illusion of*** market integrity,” a spokesperson at CME told CNBC.
Front running trades? Insider fuckery? No one will go to jail. Carry on TACO.
[+6] u/Worried-Action-9497: I was tired of being a bear anyways
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: How are bears feeling at this point....Just insane up only price action
[+6] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Imagine using your last bit of courage to reach out to your friends on wsb daily and reddit deletes your cry for help 😂😂😂😂😅
[+6] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: Now that the AI bubble is weeks away from bursting i have no more money to buy puts. The depression is real.
[+6] u/AnimalIndependent: Its crazy the market is at ATH when two weeks ago people were calling a recession...
[+6] u/pleasestoptalkin: Crazy how fast this sub switched from only talking about 🥭 to actual tickers again
[+6] u/hadizadam: Someone tell my dad to stop inviting ppl over who wanna rob us again
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: This is like a bull having sex with another bull, then that bull giving birth to a baby bull, and that baby bull growing up and getting high AF.
[+6] u/cosmicoconuts: I got a new monitor, holy shi imma be so profitable
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I missed out on fuck you money again today
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: 3 weeks ago BER was certain of financial collapse.
Look at BER now.
[+6] u/FelwintersLie: After all these months, I can’t believe this is how we hit SPY 700.
[+6] u/SoothingWafer: I tried to pick up a hooker, she told me she was pivoting to AI.
No respect.
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Mamdani on Instagram making an example outta Ken griffins penthouse , nice
[+6] u/SAnderson1986: I capitulated and bought some shares in overnight trading.
Get ready for the downturn
[+6] u/Mrchickenonabun: Watch my puts continue to get further destroyed, and long oil related stuff also get further destroyed cuz i am always wrong about everything
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: PDT rule gone now the poors can lose money more than 3x a day
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Made $227k today, might just yolo it tomorrow on some shit penny stock or 0DTEs
[+6] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: 3D Printing a new cock
[+6] u/stupidber: Good thing I'm not short
[+6] u/Assketchum1: As a bear, the second SPX hit 7000, I got a hard on, and my mouth started salivating at the idea of shorting it. I think I have a problem.
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The fuck are these trending tickers, retards learning the ABC in here or what?
[+6] u/AfraidAnalyst: I know some regard bought 100 $700c for end of April when this shit was at 630
[+6] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Pentagon reportedly asks GM & Ford to begin producing weapons, reviving a WWII-era model."
WW4 Baby!
[+6] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: Why do i come to this place? Fucking dogshit through and through.
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: Ngl this is the hardest I’ve seen the market rip at least since 2020
[+6] u/Meeting_Ok2: If you didn't make money this week you need to stop trading *talking to myself*
[+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: Volatility is vitality
[+6] u/ViridianEight: Finally unbanned from reddit as a whole. Made a joke about Israel I guess the mossad didn’t like that. My fault. Won’t do that again. I know my place now!
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Does nobody understand how crazy it is we pumped past 700 during market hours and pump beyond that AH all on low volume? Wait until institutions buy in tomorrow with real volume if you don’t see the full picture…
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: So it goes up to 710?
[+6] u/DanqueLeChay: Serious question: If 🥭would wear a golden SPY 700 hat - is it calls or puts?
[+6] u/Tasty-Coyote-9899: Took me 17 year but I finally was able to pay my tax bill on time
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Asia is green ... tomorrow is another ripper
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: Love when the market makes me beg for what I would’ve considered a humiliating loss a week ago
[+6] u/Competitive_War5658: Microsoft going dumb my goodness
[+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Every CEO with a smidge of grift in them just saw what a shoe company did.
There's an obvious play you can front run here, SpaceX IPO hype + a possible data centers in space announcement. Tried to post it but the market cap is too small.
Hint: think about a space company that SPAC'D in covid to extreme hype which has since been left for dead but has recently announced they started back up.
[+6] u/Ok_Product8015: Bers are stuck in the denial phase
[+6] u/amanj41: I am a bear through and through but learned my lesson last year that puts don’t work when they make sense. In this market only buy puts when they don’t make sense and buy calls almost always
[+6] u/AbrocomaNegative825: I want to make something abundantly clear for all you regards out there. This market is not even close to real. The market cap of all these companies in the trillions is not real. There are a few key arenas which control these prices, and theyre all counting on very few shareholders ever selling their shares, becouse if even 3% of them did, these prices would be put in check so fast youd think we hit the great depression. And no, im not talking about short selling, we have see how accounts and trades are tracked as data bits. Short positions and account tolerance are all known. Oil went up becouse they knew - they knew most of those were shorts with specific tolerance and not real sales of held oil. Tesla was the first reveal of this nonsense system but not enough people seem to care, for reasons ill never understand. Youve got this market which traded in its primary function to be a game of "who has more money to double down with". Take a look at nvda, apparently 10's of millions of people own shares of this stock but it will consistantly see a price freeze in the middle of the dqy due to pinning. This is a realm where no one produces anything yet makes money. So guess what? The market is overvalued, and worth trillions on paper, but its real value is closer to 5 billion, if that. When someone says "5 trillion erased from the market" they have no clue what theyre talking about. If 5 trillion were taking out from the market, everything would be worth 0. Big numbers make it all seem like a cool place, but the number of folks just holding onto shares vs those who will actually sell those shares isnt enough to keep the market honest. When volume increases even slightly this market retracts becouse a couple people sold shares theyve held onto. Anyways, heres your fries in the bag like you asked.
[+6] u/Fabulous-Top-9817: MSFT✈️ thank me later, AI Estimated $118-$122+ after tmr. Buy up the calls and bankrupts the sellers 📈
[+6] u/Diamond-Solo: HIMS is reversing my 2 weeks of ber losses. Should have put my life on it.
[+6] u/yaboyay: AI slop on the White House YouTube channel WAS on my bingo card. Nice, one more square and I’m buying calls on $ROPE
[+6] u/Katieblahblahbloo: I went butt deep in spy calls at the bell, now I’m scared
[+6] u/stuckInACallbackHell: HOOD gonna open in triple digits tmrw morning
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: BAER IZ FUK
—It's free ~~real estate~~ karma.
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: wen nike pivoting to ai data centers?
[+6] u/miromar65: BULL rips higher tomorrow
[+6] u/S-Club-Party: Don’t worry bears, I’m sure the totally real Yen Carry Trade is gonna unwind any minute and save your ports lmao
[+6] u/ateranol: People doing TA on ETFs like SPY or QQQ are literally regarded. As if the share price of an arbitrary ETF has any effect on the market cap of the holdings.
[+5] u/NewDawn101: I’m gonna play the Netflix earnings then I’m out for a few weeks till this shit cools down
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: paper handed all my positions for pennies
[+5] u/ClarkFable: I’m going to make so much money shorting TESLA … again
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Pump still going on after hours I fucking love it rage on bulls we making history longest green streak ever meanwhile bears still buying puts
[+5] u/Lost_Guava_1116: OIL NO LONGER MATTERS LETS GO, DIDNT YOU HEAR BEARS????
BOOMER OVERCONSUMPTION RUNS THESE MARKETS NOW
[+5] u/farcat: https://preview.redd.it/m4xlljh78fvg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efdbabafc9cbebf744726e67b4535d2c5ae664e
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: ALL ABORD THE GOOG TRAIN CHOO CHOO
🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂🚂
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: HOOD just blasting past 90. Question is, when I hit my break even, do I sell and invest in index etfs?
Hahahahahahaha
[+5] u/FG-Oracle: 10 green count had a 0.1% chance of happing and it did. Trump jesus saved the market
[+5] u/mrsweettreats: 18 bucks for a fookin bowl at Chipotle
Inflation is so fucked right now
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Asia follows us. Euros are a better litmus test
[+5] u/Turnsgreene: Think the bottom might finally be in for MSFT and with earnings next week we'll see.
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: Has 🥭s fear mongering alter ego taken back control yet? Trying to figure out when to switch to puts.
Anyone cycle syncing with him let us know please, thanks
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: Webull actually going up
[+5] u/GamblingMikkee: SPY deep green yet the S&P equal weight ended lower lol - lots of carnage minus the QQQs
[+5] u/Okami_The_Sun: As a larping bear I will return when my comments give me karma, till next time 🕺
[+5] u/hallett21: There are no survivors
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: The new age is upon us take advantage or watch from the sidelines
[+5] u/followedbymeteor: Well why not, why shouldn't SPY be 700?
I'm ready for selling stocks and closing positions to be illegal and SPY to pump 100% a year every year and everyone be paper billionaires. You might not like it but that is the ideal market
[+5] u/MadSkyGlider: YTD we up less than 3 percent Lmaoo
[+5] u/Zetice: Why make shoes when AI is more profitable?
[+5] u/taiyab-raja: Guess who sold his MSFT $400 4/15 calls two days early…
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Don Tzu can really pump the market like no other
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Guys what we thinking of full porting SQQQ
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: Serious question though… wtf is going on? Like what is the pretend good news the last 2 weeks? Is there any?
[+5] u/BigKangaroo9864: spy 700 calls May 15 expiration.
[+5] u/jason8585: HOOD is guaranteed to hit 100
Why aren't you buying?
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Now I'm pretty sure Bessent is the one that gave Musk the black eye this guy can throw hands and apparently he will fuck your shit up.
[+5] u/MarcoPolooooo: Who ever said march usually indicates a bottom. Nice job. I did that btw
[+5] u/Diamond-Solo: I'm bearish in my mind, but not in my heart
[+5] u/mneymaker: TSM has the chance for a generational bear extinction event.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: It’s all good in the HOOD
[+5] u/D1finalboss: I need a win like I need to get laid. I’m hoping the pajamas bid this up all night so they rig in the morno. Imagine I showed her my port she would die laughing 🤣
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Golf is the most fucking boring game mayne. Maybe i am not ready to be rich with this mindset. Will buy 0dtes with thelittle gains
[+5] u/Stolen_Sky: Turn up to work at 0900 like a normal person and avoid the stock market entirely.
I'm just here for the degeneracy.
[+5] u/RogerBalderer: Pretty crazy we are at all time highs. I was so close to selling a giant portion of my portfolio for a home purchase around the bottom. If I did that I would have relapsed on research chemical benzos
[+5] u/thermalstress: Man it feels good to see these green candles after months
[+5] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: The best strategy in this market is to buy calls (the upward trend is quite amazing), but buy a few low-cost Puts to cover you ass in case that rug pulls.
[+5] u/zharguy: could've made 30k if I held my SOXL shares through to today, FML
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Woo hyperinflation - calls for days 🤪
[+5] u/jeffynihao: Wtf is a $bird and wtf is a $myse
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Well well well… we are really going to replay what happend last year. Its still early, we will pump till EOy
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Bers ur conduct has been DISGRACEFUL
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Seriously 😂 the f\*ck is this????
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: We’ve hit 700 at the most unexpected times, as expected
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: I’ve been really good at selling too soon lately. Jfc.
And today I buy calls, shit drops hits stop. Try a couple puts because I’m not a smart person. Stop out there and then buy calls that I let roll and made it all back, plus a little profit on the day. And that single 698c I bought at .45 I forgot about
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: >Pentagon prepares possible military operations in Cuba
🥭 Well deserved of that FIFA Peace ☮️ prize
[+5] u/Issa_vibe74: 701 give it up for 701
[+5] u/a_human_21: Why are mods posting tickers alphabetically?
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: The fuck is up with this watchlist?
[+5] u/i_simp_f: if you strike me down i shall become more Racist than you can possibly imagine
[+5] u/Stocks_N_Bondage: Dang look a MSFT... I bot a few calls just 'cuz I heard on TikTok some congressdude bot a million dollars worth of calls.... guess I missed my full-port YOLO moment...
[+5] u/Jupiter168: We are so back!!❤️❤️
[+5] u/jonnyraza27: Whoever made money off of Tesla fuck you and congrats . But more importantly fuck you .
Bs stock
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: Tsla had no business going up 30 bucks today
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: SOFI is making my nipples rock hard bruh
[+5] u/Miles-OBrien: double down on puts cause SPY can't possibly be green 4 days in a row right? RIIIGHT????
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Originally, I wasn’t vibing premarket. Then I said fuck it and full ported 7000c because why tf not. Sold most at 7015, reloaded on dip. Felt good.
Then I remembered I bought a shitload of 26000-26300 on a separate broker as lottery tickets. Fucking nutted.
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: Now that I'm cashed out, I could use a good tech crash
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Feel so bad for bers
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: I have a sneaking suspicion that when the volume comes back this shit is gonna dump off really fucking hard. But I’m just gonna keep buying calls until that happens
[+5] u/hudson701: IF YOU BLOCK ME THEN I BLOCK YOU, BLOCKADE BLOCKADE
[+5] u/saccotac: SPY 700 generational power bottom
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: i'm hungry and honestly upset that claude can't make me a grilled cheese rn.
puts on all ai stonks.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Guess my strategy is swing puts overnight and buy calls at open until the market gets its head out of its ass
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Fuck! AA and AB are down
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: What the fuck I can’t stop looking
[+5] u/probably-ck: I would like to see how the market reacts if the Bab al-Mandab gets closed too.
[+5] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Today proves poor people are vastly inferior
[+5] u/inkognibro: same time next year?
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I mean it hit $700 during intraday too. The calls would’ve been crushed by IV.
[+20] u/Western_Rope_6826: The more you know about the stock market, the worse of a trader you become
[+18] u/NativePlant870: 629 to 701 in 14 days is actually unbelievable
[+15] u/Fast-Steak-7730: I WILL NOT FOMO
I WILL NOT FOMO
I WILL NOT FOMO
[+15] u/Memento_mori9608: A shoe company pivoting to AI is fucking hilarious
[+15] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: My daughter's lemonade stand wasn't making any money so I told her to pivot to AI and now she's a billionaire.
[+14] u/PooPooPointBoiz: DUDE FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE.
I fucked with MSFT from 400 down to 356 and back to 380 where I sold for a loss.
Then yesterday fucking MSFT rocketed. Today MSFT rocketed, I jumped in.
I sold for a small gain of like a grand. Then I thought there's no fucking way SPY is 700 and QQQ is hitting back to back to back to back, etc green days.
I loaded up on SPY puts, I got fucking smoked in an hour. Lost the entire 1k I gained.
I thought, ok SNDK is dipped, I'll buy that. I bought in, lost 600 literally in 2 minutes.
I sold out of that shit.
I got back into MSFT an hour before close, it fucking dropped, I was down another 400.
I fucking held, after hours it got back to my break even point, I sold.
Then MSFT rocketed from 411 to 416.
FUCK MY GODDAMN LIFE. I GET FUCKED AT EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
[+14] u/whyshw: I’m a perma bull and still can’t understand how this market made new ATHs so quickly
[+13] u/kemar7856: A company says they're pivoting from sneakers to AI and it's up 600% y'all are fucking regarded
[+13] u/killainvest: I mean at some point puts have to be back on the table
[+12] u/_3470: my gut tells me we’re going to either SPY 710 or 690 tomorrow. no way it’ll be flat right?
[+12] u/Hot-Performancy: Msft dip buyers finally won
[+12] u/TieDependent3180: Why am I so regarded? For 3 weeks now I buy puts and lose money almost every time. Why do I keep doing it? Why don’t I buy calls instead?
[+12] u/OkRecommendation1040: Are we actually just never going to have a red day again or are they only waiting for the day I buy calls
[+11] u/ZaraBloom418: Geez. I’m 27 and my Nvidia has got me a 1080% gain. I am sitting on 385k unrealized now
[+11] u/Stack_Johnson: My moves tomorrow? Continue loss-maxxing rolling 0DTE puts
[+11] u/Sufficient_Insect812: If you are a man and you're balding fk it, just let that shit go bro. Sometimes a man just has to accept himself the way he is.
[+11] u/Drchubbypanda: I am all here for the profit, but the amount of grifting and manipulation through the stock market by hedgefunds, billionaires, and family members of peace prize winner makes me wanna stay away from this nonsense.
[+11] u/VotedOut: Next up:
Trump threatens to nuke the entire world - SPY down 5% on fears
Market anticipates Trump will only nuke half the world, alleviating fears - SPY up 10%
Trump confirms he is nuking only half the world, art of the deal - SPY up another 10% on certainty
[+11] u/Tirikemen: Swiggity swooty, theta coming for that booty
[+10] u/Illustrious_Lion7671: Inflation is up, dollar is down, debt is higher than ever and of course spy is at ATH. But 700 now is worth less than when it was at the previous ATH, so there's that.
[+10] u/SomePolack: Pretty wild how the media isn’t reporting on the energy crisis anymore
[+10] u/Joonypoo: holy fuck i went positive in YTD
from -27% down just 2 weeks ago
[+10] u/jaboyles: I'm convinced the people saying they made huge money on this pump are bots trying to sway market sentiment. There's zero chance anyone is making money in this backwards fucking market aside from the market makers and oil princes.
[+10] u/sonofalando: Finally officially hit 1 million🤌
[+10] u/WombatShwambat: When the orange man with the nuclear codes says he’s going to delete an entire civilization the play is calls. Got it
[+10] u/Rinolboss: If Kamala won spy would already be at 760 btw
[+9] u/isospeedrix: MSFT 600 eoy
if u had calls htey're up 50000% over the past 2 weeks but theres still another 50000% to go
[+9] u/skymagic: scientists will be studying this week for decades 🤣
[+9] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Hell is other people.
[+9] u/Bignutly: 2k in 2 days I’ll take it
[+9] u/mannycalls24: MSFT and TSLA gonna carry us to another bigly green day tmr.. shows not over 🐂
[+9] u/patricktu1258: Mr president, we are winning too much. We can’t take it anymore.
[+9] u/Sea-Apricot698: All you nerds not buying silver are gonna look back at today and be like “bro I wish I bought silver” instead you’re gambling while keeping cc debt and sinking into couches
[+9] u/IXI_Bman: Isn't it crazy how its always just calls. I mean this is just dumb. Its seems too good to be true.
[+9] u/SomePolack: I have something to admit
I stopped buying puts last week and started selling them to my fellow bers im sorry 😢
[+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: Can’t believe I panic sold my leaps two weeks ago at the bottom and literally the day I close them shit starts the infinite pump
[+9] u/n0m0rem0ney: fuck it i’m just gonna go 0dte SPY
[+9] u/falling_knives: It's like all the futures traders are competing to see who can buy at the highest possible price.
[+9] u/kodaksdad2020: The pump giveth
Then the pump giveth more
[+8] u/RevealFit9288: Literally every risky stock is going to the moon. Holy fuck
[+8] u/NewlyOld31: Feel so bad for people that gave up and sold their MSFT last week.
[+8] u/BigStepMaestro: Bulls just stunting on these hoes now
[+8] u/pseudo_rockstar: There is nothing that will ever bring this market down ever again
[+8] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: At my old job my boss got fired for sniffing a woman’s chair after a meeting
[+8] u/Nateleb1234: Will the market ever have a red day again?
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: I swear market fights for months just to drop 5% then instantly recovers in 4 days being a ber is fkn impossible
[+8] u/kazkeb: Holy shit. I just paid $100 to fill up. Pre war it was $65.
The US paying an extra $500M/day for gas shouldn't put a drag on the economy at all, right? Right? SPY 800 EOY.
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Assuming Iran wouldn't bitch out of a fight
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: Everything has infinite value
[+7] u/PlandomeProwler: $Bull squeeze
Look at todays volume
[+7] u/xeuropa: MSFT ORCL never thought I would post a rocket emoji😂😭🤑🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/qqeyes: So there I was, sawing the penis off a dead raccoon, which was the style at the time…
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: If Microsoft hits 430 tomorrow I'ma buy my kid that pokopia game he's been bugging me for, and take my lady for a nice Wendy's dinner.
[+7] u/samwehl: Bears are beyond shambles
[+7] u/makhnosfork: Everyone’s going nuts about a shoe company moving to AI while the fed is losing independence, inflation is booming, and credit defaults are on the rise. Market is completely uncoupled from reality and if a new fed chair lowers rates due to 🥭 pressure we’re all fucked.
[+7] u/ddrsdght: Energy crisis? Americans have plenty of calories
[+7] u/SniXSniPe: If we have nuclear war break out maybe SPY will finally hit 1k
[+7] u/whitepug: The brightest fires burn twice as bright but burn out twice as fast just remember that bols
[+7] u/Rinolboss: I will personally make the market dump
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: It is pretty cool seeing spy 700+
[+7] u/Nightdocks: Breaking News: a war economy is bullish for the nation that has been at war one way or another since it’s inception
[+7] u/winston511: We’ve been buying rumors of a deal for 2 weeks, surely if we actually get one it’s a textbook sell the news case right?
[+7] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: The pump from the FOMO tommorow morning from people who see the 700 ATH headlines is gonna be incredible. Everyone and their moms are gonna want into the market
[+7] u/swagmans69: Hear me out: gAImestop
[+7] u/RoyalFail6: Don’t you worry you’ll miss more opportunities to make millions in the future 🤗
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: I swear this is the 20th time a “talks may happen”
Has caused a 1% jump
[+6] u/kawkface: That's it. Im dropping 200k on $MSFT LEAPS tomorrow no fucks
[+6] u/Overall_Option_8883: ACHR and JOBY showing some life. My bags a little less heavy
[+6] u/alexmark002: Did SPY just price in the peace deal from the next war?
[+6] u/jaypowwow: I won’t believe A eye is in a bubble till shoe companies become A eye companies, so fuck you
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: I told this girl on Tinder I keep my poo in jars because I don’t trust the government and she unmatched me wtf
[+6] u/TieDependent3180: Should I just buy 0dte spy calls tomorrow
[+6] u/DumbNutter: Everything just continues to rocket. Looks like everyone just has unlimited money
[+6] u/mehmilani: Top is in when meta changes its name to meth.ai
[+6] u/Nateleb1234: Market up11 days in a row. Is tomorrow 12?
[+6] u/enlightenedfarmboy: Somebody bought puts at 481 last year and that same dude did it again at 630 last month
[+6] u/SomePolack: Still holding USO $140c cuz I ain’t no bitch
[+6] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: tHe BuBLe PoPpEd!!!!
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Spy even moving after hours, absolutely wild
[+6] u/kal14144: Micropenis upgraded to macropenis today
[+6] u/sturgill_and_co: I am buying so many SPY calls in morning. This market will rip when the official deal is announced
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: I was looking at my shoes yesterday and was thinking these fukers need some AI.
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: Being a bear isn’t a choice, you truly are born that way.
[+6] u/SomePolack: I like selling puts because it’s like you get paid to enter a position at a good price if they hit
[+6] u/TernTheNumbers: Trump changes policy to No Tax on Tits. Implants fully deductible now.
[+6] u/trollboter: What is this market? I'm making muchoi dollars and I'm scared
[+6] u/Yasqweenn: Fuck it. Full port HOOD calls.
[+6] u/ManBearPig_1983: Not done. Not even close
[+6] u/HARCYB-throwaway: See ya in a few weeks
[+6] u/Wall_St_Bussy: It is imperative that the inner cylinder remains intact
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: What am i going to do with all this money!?!?!?
[+6] u/DonCenote: Dont do that. Set a goal for the day. If you hit it, walk away and be happy. Market could have easily swung the other way. All it would have taken is one tougher than normal lunchtime shit from the president that made him do a little tweet.
[+5] u/moazzam0: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I’m at the acceptance stage of grief and it feels good man. I love accepting whatever the fuck life throws at me
[+5] u/Blackhole_sun81: OF COURSE a shoe company can pivot to massive AI capabilities
Its all so obvious! The plan is coming together!
[+5] u/Leaguefizzics: All that trash everyone was talking and now MSFT finally drop the announcement of the XboxSEX
[+5] u/Firm_Variation6452: I bought a new cologne because the ad said your wife will Instantly want to sleep with you when she smells it. She smelt it and said it smells like shit. What do I do now
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Man this pump feel like 2022 summer pump before the second flush down in the winter
[+5] u/SomePolack: Yes my port would be back at ATH if I didn’t go 50% cash
No I’m not mad about it
[+5] u/essdii-: Anything less than half percent up is now a red day. I didn’t make the rules
[+5] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: I have bad news for you fren. But on the other side, maybe we get a dip when the frenzy about the bank earnings goes away
[+5] u/Bright-Anxiety4586: Go long in any stock lol
[+5] u/cow_grass: Hims straight parabolic
[+5] u/ClassicInner5242: PLTR $180 by Friday because it’s the greatest stock ever!
[+5] u/ecoburner87: the level of regardation in here tells me we're due for a 10-15% crash in one day, maybe in a couple weeks tho it's gettin ridiculous in here
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: Had a mental breakdown Saturday and told my boss’s boss. I called out Monday because my seizure medication was increased.
I was told the plan was changing, and that my boss could help with my work.
Came in Wednesday, asked my boss about what I was told, that he’d help with my overflow, and he just told me to handle it myself.
[+5] u/Mindless-Mistake-885: Msft comeback is gonna be crazy
[+5] u/Traditional_Base1184: Been holding HOOD options since December and dollar cost averaging in heavy. THE TIME IS NOW HOODTARDS
[+5] u/Gibraldi: Just in: AriZona Iced Tea to pivot to AI play
[+5] u/PLTRALLIN: Webull straight up to $7 tomorrow
[+5] u/Pufferfish1026: I'm told the bers have been enriching uranium for nefarious purposes. Curious.
[+5] u/Heavenisaplace176: A bit disappointed I can’t be picking my nose when logging into Robinhood with Face ID. It doesn’t work
Can someone see if it works for them!
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: The hell is going on?
[+5] u/swenau01: There is nothing the market won’t price in I guess
[+5] u/ContributeAVerse: Did not realize the new GameStop thing is basically gambling
[+5] u/Top_Signature4068: 650% on MSFT calls in the last week. 800% on MU calls 4/24 DTE $395 strike. I love this market so much. From 10K to 93K in 7 trading days 😳🥳💵💵💵💵
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: I dont know how I get into this insider trading shit but I want in. Fuck it
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: A circuit breaker won’t even get me to break even
[+14] u/laddie78: I HATE that I'm not retarded enough to buy into these rallies that go against all logic and reason
[+12] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT I AM ROTATING INTO AI. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER🫴
[+12] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Historically SPY gains about 9.8% per year. It did that in the last 10 days.
[+12] u/Prestigious_Way_738: It's more fun when the market is tanking
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #just woke up from a covid coma how are my SPY 250 poots doing?
[+11] u/cashflow_: In Spanish ahora can mean now or soon. It’s vague. Ahorita means in a little bit. To say now you have to say ahora mismo or en este momento
This has been a cashflow Spanish lesson
[+11] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Pump to 703-704 until Friday morning then aggresive profit taking before the weekend?
[+10] u/jonneh: Going all in on Warby Parker as the next big AI play
[+10] u/sir_dreads: If you didn’t make any money within the past 2 weeks just give up trading
[+10] u/Powerful-Reaction607: It will continue to go up til the end of time
[+9] u/iTouchStuff: hear me out….
you turn the CVNA vending machines into gpu clusters
[+9] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Its crazy to see LUNR at 23. A year ago this thread would be full of people losing their minds over this. Now its just ber this bull that crap.
[+9] u/nknk_3: Just grew my portfolio by 20% by transferring money from my bank account
[+9] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE STRAIT IS CLOSED AGAIN AND WILL OPEN TOMORROW MORNING AT 9:30AM
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: There has to be a pull back at a point. It can't keep going up and up
[+8] u/Rez-_-: Don’t come in here saying this shit is based on ANYTHING after waddling around for 5 months doing jack shit, directly falling headline for headline on war rumors and going 10+% up in a two week span when in the grand scheme of things nothing at all has changed since before the “war”
[+8] u/Squidysquid27: Happy 700 day!
We made it guys, well.. not all of us. But we made it so thats all that matters!
[+8] u/Then-Wealth-1481: This exact same thing happened exactly a year ago. We live in a simulation for sure.
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Who needs a job when even shoes are AI!
[+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: Should VIX get delisted?
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: The dump on BIRD will be another spectacular event.
[+8] u/GladDiscount6749: I’ll b really honest everytime I open stock app and see spy I start gigglin
[+8] u/Fluid_Product6292: Stay rational fellas, this is how they get ya. When everyone starts making dumb plays aha
[+8] u/PicklesAreTight: I’m starting to think those puts I bought today were a bad idea.
[+8] u/Thegreenpatriot: If you lost money this week I don’t know what to tell you other than give up
[+7] u/NaturalFortune8397: spy 780 by eow
thank me later
[+7] u/noahmfs: You're wasting your time all you see here now is comments like bers are fucked nothing intelligent anymore.
[+7] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I guess spy 710 tomorrow
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: He literally told you to buy PLTR and your dumbass couldn't even do that
[+7] u/Pale-Fox8199: So calls for the foreseeable future?
[+7] u/Maleficent-Couple-76: So there’s no talks tomorrow? I don’t understand wtf is going on
[+7] u/FiefKief: Sandisk was the ticket to retirement
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Multiple indicators are calling for a short term top soon
That's when the ceasefire ends,
The troops gets to Iran... Giving the US the first possible opportunity of an attack
Iran stalling trying to pump oil prices and hurt economy, while US stalling to position troops if Iran doesn't surrender now.
This whole peace talks thing was to buy time to get all the right military pieces in place
[+7] u/Free-Championship828: Nothing like losing money on your birthday
[+7] u/CapContent2264: Netflix is gonna soar tomorrow
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: Bears died a shameful death
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: In the next 36 hours, the moon will conjunct Mercury, Neptune, Mars and Saturn in that order, all within roughly 18 degrees of each other, meaning they will also conjunct each other bar Saturn and Neptune over the next few days
This will help spy go down
[+7] u/Amsnyc007: Market rips out of the gate tomorrow then sells hard.
[+6] u/DamnTheDan: How is S&P at ATH while MAG 7 still way off from ATHs? ELI5
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Bears saying bulls are regarded loading up on calls cus of the volatility. Hows bout I calls you a pussy
[+6] u/Metal-Water: Puts tomorrow = stupid?
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: Now that everything is gamified can we bring back the Robinhood confetti?
[+6] u/KlBAS: https://preview.redd.it/yfo3delgdgvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6e9c5ead0e15b75768ebe6c4c9474290aae38e
[+6] u/ten7four: It's actually insane how there has been zero resistance to this pump. SPY opened at 660 sunday night fresh off the "failed peace talks", proceeded to pump +6% over the next three days like it was nothing, and I think the largest pullback during market hours that entire time was what? 0.2%, maybe 0.3%? Just wild. Never seen anything like it.
[+6] u/Fluid_Product6292: What’s crazy is the dips, the dips last like 4 minutes and get eaten up so fucking fast.
God speed
[+6] u/coloredzebra: Day trading options is cool and all, but maybe it's time I actually start buying stocks to hold onto 😂
[+6] u/Mettabreaks: It's so fucking bullish in hear that I haven't even heard the "you are the exit liquidity" line from bers. Is this the top?
[+6] u/laurencenor: Are we ever going to have a red day?
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Fuck being a lawyer. Just put in two weeks notice. Never again. Freedom never tasted so sweet.
[+6] u/Expensive_Print1346: $OPEN setup looking pretty good again
[+6] u/SenileOldDude: For two weeks, I immediately get pissed off when I remember I had 200k in my possession and lost it all because I was too greedy to cash out.
[+6] u/mrjacketman0303: Im drunk time to make bad decisions
[+6] u/powerboner: I’ve got a sneaky feeling NVDA wants to join the pump party tomorrow and Friday and show everything why it was 5T just a few months ago
[+6] u/Hot-You-7366: So we spent a month building up cash on the sidelines with Iran and private credit woes.. all of it seems A OK now.... nothing to see here... bank earnings are enough to tell everyone that risk is on and the wealthy have plenty of more money to put in the stock market while regulators would do anything other than stop AI related lay offs (earnings growth) or M&A (valuation growth). Bers r fuk
[+6] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: There is something suspicious about the ticker board
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🚨‼️ATTENTION ALL BEARS 🐻 YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO BUY MSFT
thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/cashflow_: Maybe I have childhood trauma
[+5] u/Jaysler: Jesus Christ…it’s MSFT
[+5] u/scrap4crap: Be greedy when others are greedy
[+5] u/HonestScar7176: Regarded market. I don’t get it. ADHD market
[+5] u/DJ_LilSmoke: I didn't sell my semis before tomorrow's TSM earnings. Id trade my dick, not balls, for a non catastrophic crash
[+5] u/callsfordays: I remember when spy cross 460 and everyone was screaming “it can’t go anymore— it must drop!!” This is literally the same play. 800C incoming!!!
[+5] u/Amsnyc007: I am building data centers in cow anus’s. IPO’ing soon.
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: Welcome to the party MSFT
[+5] u/ProudRaccoon4653: This market feels like when you forgot to clean your room and had to stuff everything in the closet or under the bed before Mom comes to check. We've bought some time but eventually we'll get caught and we'll feel that belt to the ass.
[+5] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Jalapeño pizza is finally catching up with me an I’m dumping some hot ones and my anus is burning. Awesome.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Between 1950 and 1970, Denmark increased butter consumption by 24%.
Heart disease mortality fell.
[+5] u/hioman01: Pussy cash gang what now LMAO
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Imagine buying puts today.
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: Been bingeing on overnight oats. Fucking cholesterol maxxing
[+5] u/Emotional-Bag1398: We are just breaking out of a 7 month base but keep being a gay bear ok
[+17] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: WHY WOULD THE IRS SCHEDULE WEBSITE MAINTENENCE THE NIGHT TAXES ARE DUE!?
EVERY DAY THAT GOES BY THIS WORLD BECOMES MORE OF A CARTOON THAN REALITY
[+12] u/Foooour: I can stay retarded longer than the market can stay irrational
[+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY: makes a new ATH nearly every year since the beginning of its existence
WSB: omg it's at ATH
[+9] u/Jebusfreek666: War is still on, strait is still blocked, SPY breaking 700..... This is insane. If this comes to a head and meets up with the AI bubble bursting, the fall could be larger than the great depression. But I doubt that will happen in this clown market. The elite will prop it up with the bodies of the poor before they let that happen.
[+9] u/CJBlueNorther: Last year, the crazy rebound after the crash made sense, 🥭 postpones tarriffs for months and everything back to business as usual and honestly the market selling off as much as it did over tarriffs was a huge overreaction anyways.
But this time? This rebound makes zero sense all things considered right now.
Fuck it though, calls it is.
[+9] u/RansomeRandom: FOMO before everyone becomes exit liquidity.
[+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything.
[+8] u/baristabull: Where was I when SPY finally hit 700?
In my office chair, sitting in cash. 😮💨
[+8] u/SilverPrivateer: ➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Help I got squished hahaha help I need to bounce back
[+8] u/miata_only: Fuck taxes is local time right?
[+8] u/throw-away-imessedup: God damnit I FUCKING HATE TAXES
😭😭😭
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Why am I paying higher electricity prices so I can get AI spam calls about possible “unfiled tax returns” about 700 times a day. Imagine being a dinosaur who’s carbon oil remains were burnt in a generator for this crap
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Who tf is buying a company up 500% on news that’s not even real?
[+7] u/Chlo-Motion: Breaking: OpenAI, Cathie Wood, and Jensen Huang to buyout Allbirds for $1 trillion
[+7] u/tgff333: Late night tv show hosts aren't suddenly more funny...they are now overloaded with so much material that just writes itself
[+6] u/fartpooppee420: Every single day on this earth I wish I were gay
[+6] u/ismebbb: We're in the middle of the greatest bull run in history I guess
[+6] u/31andnotdone: looking for a big spoon
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Bers seem pretty quiet lately. Fear-mongering ain’t moving the market down anymore huh?
[+6] u/DoesntUnderstandJoke: Block all trade routes for SPY 1000
[+6] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Hope my calls print tomorrow
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: Doritos became $7 a bag so I never get it and I'm a little healthier. Apparently it's only for rich people.
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Iconic spy 700 during a war
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Still kinda funny there were people in here screaming about how they sold every single stock they owned because it was only going to get worse. If you 🫵 can’t hold through the storm then the stock market isn’t for you
[+5] u/throw-away-imessedup: And now your taxes are late 🤡
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Lol Im on facebook getting boomers to cash out their 401k here in my hick, backwoods GA town. Other bears really just dont have the drive to succeed like I do. I WILL BE ENLIGHTENING THE MASSES AND SPY WILL BE GOING DOWN TO 450!
[+5] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Invasion of Cuba, even a hint of poor forward guidance from any major company, AI promises coming up short (50% of data centers have been cancelled or postponed, for instance), CPI increasing, Israel beginning to bomb Iran again, nothing changing with Iran, a company mentioning the Strait of Hormuz is cutting into their delivery times or profits since now they get extorted going through there. There's a litany of things that can be bring things down yet again, question is for how long though. Oh yeah, and earnings is coming up. It's going to be a wild ride.
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Im gonna put my garden hose into the ocean to expedite the sea level rise
[+11] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: bears just born in wrong generation. These bums would thrive in the 1930s
[+10] u/TequilaTrader: Markets going to pump tomorrow now that we touched $700
[+8] u/betaforever: So 705 calls tomorrow right?
[+8] u/syedhuda: i tried applying to my wendys job again but they said they are full of bers already
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: we're in the middle of the biggest bull run in history. yawn. next time wake me up when we're at the beginning.
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Surely... it can't be another green.
SURELY :)
[+8] u/Comfortable733: REPLACE THE MODS WITH AI!! 🤖
[+8] u/IT_KID_AT_WORK: Fullport calls to retire tomorrow
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: I think we started losing our way when they took away the drinking, fighting, and carousing from the Disneyland Pirates of the Caribbean ride in the 90’s.
[+7] u/wildcat1055: BREAKING: 🥭 says it's ok to cheat on your taxes.
"When you're a star, they let you do it!"
[+7] u/AncientAd3846: Bloody thursday canceled? Or we dumping
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: I like to say, “No offense,” followed by something incredibly offensive. Then get offended when someone takes offense, because I clearly said no offense.
No take backs.
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: SPY up 2% YTD and everyone turns into a bull
[+7] u/Critical_Virus_9341: See y'all at SPY 800 in May
BEAR ANNIHILATION
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I keep hearing about all this corruption... is there anyway I can get in on that stuff?
[+7] u/UnrealText: Thursday red Friday flat or slightly red, calling it
[+7] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I want some AI Birkenstocks
[+7] u/wyudtix: I’m from the future. Thursday market looks like this: 🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴
[+7] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Your wife’s boyfriend had calls
[+6] u/geddyclaus: I run a used clothing shop out of my parents' basement but tomorrow I am announcing a pivot to manufacturing autonomous military attack drones. Anyone want to invest in my business?
[+6] u/FearlessStatement144: ! Banbet spy 723.89 may 15
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: Why is everyone ignoring Iran saying they will retaliate because of the blockade? Is Iran just barking?
[+6] u/satireplusplus: Ok, good - just tell us when you finally buy so that we can sell. Thanks. Your help is very much appreciated in here.
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: The world is so weird...on one hand it's so beautiful and full of opportunity...and on the other, everyone is so regarded that it ruins the whole experience
[+6] u/NOKIABUMPS69: The most hated rally. No where near FOMO. Going much higher
[+6] u/kudrat1: after losing half of my money buying puts, finally i bought calls today. i will get out of options once i recover from losses.
[+6] u/scoh-chan: SPY 707 calls LFG!!!!
[+6] u/Maximum-Classic3416: Will calls at open somehow pump again? I keep going back and forth can someone give me an unbiased answer plz
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: i was banned for responding to some dude who got banned and had to use his gf's account
the irony
[+5] u/Both-Improvement8645: Bears doing TA astrology, reading world news and researching earnings before donating to the institutions selling puts.
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: I’ve made up my mind to never stay loyal to a stock/market. I don’t have any permanent exposure to this fraudulent market anymore. I’m almost always cash gang, I just enter and exit every now and then without ever risking 100% of my capital.
[+5] u/frogboyjr: everyone still so bearish means we have a lot more pumping coming up
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I sold my 4/30 $695 SPY calls on Monday thinking up 50% is good enough. Why does leaving gains on the table hurt more than losing money? 🫠🥲
[+16] u/Commercial-District1: The less news I listen to, the more money I make
[+10] u/rollinhating: This is surely more fuckd up than the dotcom bubble?
[+9] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Third carrier group being deployed to the middle east. SPY 708 EOD
[+8] u/JayArlington: TSM moves off guidance and CapEx. Neither has been provided yet.
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will literally never see a red day again
[+8] u/CoolConfusion3606: The stock market going up 10% in ten days is not abnormal, it's how it should be. We could have a 60% leg up this year. Your puts will never print. Why not position yourself to catch the great bounty?
[+8] u/jijitalk: You know what? It seems so lively and lovely in here when stocks go up. So gloomy and doomy when stocks go down. FUCK YOU BEARS, FUCK YOU ALL.
[+8] u/NapNapNapNap: Today is going to be red right?
[+8] u/flutter180: Craziest rally I ever seen on stocks
[+8] u/pgpwnd: a few weeks ago given the doom and gloom i thought "yeah fair enough prospects of new highs in 2026 seems fanciful probs wont break ath for another year or two, no worries will just add to my positions etc."
2 weeks later ATH looooool
[+8] u/Choice_Potato_6279: This is the best best V shape recovery, maybe ever, no one has better recoveries than us, I've met Mr China today and he said to me "you have a great recovery there" and I said "yes we do, S&P $9000 EOY, buy the fucking dip".
[+7] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Even more pumping today. Thats not surprising. Now a lot of people need to fomo in big time.
[+7] u/MRROSADOH: I never thought I’d see the day SPY hit 700
[+7] u/broke_person: If spy keeps going up 1% everyday we will end this year up +180%
[+7] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: this sounds retarded but looking at the market it is not only possible but likely
[+6] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Full port puts!…. My man. 💃💃💃🤣
[+6] u/-medicalthrowaway-: \>The Trump Administration Is Flagging An Issue That It Says Could Delay Refunds Of About $166 Billion In Tariffs That Were Overturned By The US Supreme Court Earlier This Year
“No no we have the money… we didn’t spend it on cocaine and adrenochrome…”
[+6] u/c2ny: Fuck I think I’ll be regretting not full porting into GOOG at $275 a few days ago for the rest of my life. Fuck fuck fuck
[+6] u/Ok-Poetry-4721: If you're not all in TSMC do you even like money?
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Stock market only goes up.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Watch it be a ceasefire just for megacap tech earnings season and then over
The missiles stop flying for AAPL earnings
[+5] u/iFiredIce: \-100,000 social credit score
[+5] u/Cheekyadger: NFLX will moon tomorrow
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[+16] u/sanndman: If i ever see a bondi quote about sp500 being 7k, I'm selling EVERYTJING
[+16] u/Knarre30: So Israel and Hisbollah dont negotiate. Iran threatens the US Navy. The strait is closed and we have oil,helium,fertilizer shortage all around the world. And we go ath.
Its beyond stupid
[+11] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Attention: I do not understand what the heck is going on! Thank you
[+10] u/Anal_holocost: Guys I just longed S&P on 70x leverage prepare for the dump
[+10] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: https://preview.redd.it/zl6elbjbiivg1.png?width=1056&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca09fcd2f1cb7f150736b413a03adba6394864cf
[+9] u/Pikachumon25: Open the fucking casino already!!!
[+8] u/Agreeable-Spare9195: I loaded a few thousand on 704 calls before close. Super cheap, so hoping the rise continues.
[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: I swear I saw a ber argue that “it’s normal in ber markets to violently make ATHs”. You can’t make this shit up
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: There is something very weird about this market
[+8] u/McKoijion: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/regulators-reportedly-zeroing-in-on-suspicious-trades-ahead-of-trump-post.html
The call is coming from inside the (white) house
[+7] u/NotEasyOne_Regard: #The nightmare of bers: SPY 700
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: tomorrow is gonna be another day for sure 👌
[+7] u/MadDabbed: PLEASE PLEASE BIBI I AM OVERLEVERAGED JUST ONE MORE DAY OF GREEN
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: #BER LOL 👇 (I’m a ber 💀)
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[+7] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Buy Oklo. Double next 1 month
[+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I mean if you didnt take SOME profit at this point you gotta be insane
[+6] u/djrlrp: Fuck it, I'm shorting the SPY
!banbet spy 690 2d
[+6] u/FinsDig: So I’m going to make 3 trades on NVDA 0DTE’s either Monday, Wed or Fri.
$1000>$10,000.
$10,000>$100,000
100,000>$1,000,000
Full port all three trades. Who thinks this works lol
[+6] u/Taraih: Looks like another good day for MSFT, lets fucking GO
$500 EOW
[+6] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: That Iranian fella turned out to be totally right. Just inverse whatever mango says and you're golden. "Civilization will end tonight" was the bottom
[+5] u/Cramer4President: Sorry bears, I'd respond to your posts with bullets of why the market should be going down, but I've been busy deciding on the best lambo colour
[+5] u/Longtimereader69: I was too early with my calls last week, got gunshy, missed this entire week's action. What's the move?
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: UK economy grew 0.5% in February, beating economists’ expectations by a long shot... 😂
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Is Israel becoming a US state or is the US becoming a state of Israel?
[+12] u/Shurlak: This endless pumping s making me nervous
[+11] u/BigBasedGrifter69: SPY will be hitting 800 and bears will be like "tHe StRaIt iS STILL sHuT gUHHHH"
[+10] u/BreakingBadBones: Each day, trump makes sure the market is up by reminding us that the “war is close to over” and “they really want a deal”, having said this since the beginning of the war. Manipulation at its best
[+10] u/Rock_or_Rol: Guys and gals.. being a doomer was easy when we were teetering on the cliffs edge, but it’s hard to be one with this wave of euphoria.. this is when you need to keep your eyes open
They’re idiots and they’re going to fuck this up with Iran. The ONLY thing that will stop us from entering Iran is China shoulder bumping us but giving us a freebie on trade somehow so 🥭 can pretend to keep his balls. That is the only possible bullish outcome of this. That’s if they don’t want to trap us into quicksand with Iran or if they don’t want to get too involved towards the center of it.. and with how mango is, might be where we are going whether they like it or not
Every other scenario is FUCKED and will start to happen sooner than you think. The only reason we are up now is they removed a load bearing wall and let banks get away with using stocks as collateral instead of cash or bonds
We are AMASSING troops in the region. We are amassing ships. We aren’t leaving, we’re positioning. Iran will not concede on nuclear. I thought they would, but that ship has sailed.
They’re going to fuck this up, mark my words. Be careful
[+9] u/volckerwasright: Good mornings Europoor, this is ur reminder that ur doctors and lawyers make less than a gas station manager in a real country
https://www.reddit.com/r/Salary/comments/1oo9v1i/bucees_gets_it_daytona_beach/
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Oil ticking up.
Market doesn't give af
[+8] u/Starkfault: SPY could end the day back at $650 and it wouldn’t even be 1/4 as Gay as Mods
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Guys hold up let me sell first
[+7] u/lupinle1: Bears still crying in their geopolitics class.
[+6] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Just like you are just a faithful servant of the Mullahs. Bullish
[+6] u/sanmar2225: it HAS to go down tomorrow….*right?*
[+6] u/Potential_Version_34: Mr Bull,
I don’t feel so good 🐻 💨
[+6] u/shower_optional: Bro this TSM call hasn’t mentioned league of legends once wtf
[+5] u/360NoScopeDropShot69: Let me know when you transition to a real estate agent
[+5] u/Anonymustafar: I ain’t heard no bell
[+5] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: I just reached 6 figures in my portfolio (danish currency). But still. Hallelujah
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT headed back to 500 at warp speed
[+5] u/Subject-Narwhal-2926: A wiser version of yourself in the future will appreci the error of your ways
[+5] u/Chiinoe: All these last bear posts are fucking retarded. Hey look at me im special, I go against the crowd. Jfc take that lame ass shit to r/investing
[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: People have cash and dont have better use of it than stock market...