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[+24] u/Burtonwurton: I bought the shit outta the dip last few weeks and sold on the way up. Usually never held such a high percentage in cash, but this market has got me fucked up and paranoid. Therefore, this market will inevitably continue to climb until I decide to deploy my capital and immediately proceed to crater to the devils ass.
[+21] u/Deadecigs: Cease fire is reporting earnings today
[+17] u/shmito17: Mango to Xi:
“I wrote him a letter asking him not to do that. And he wrote me a letter saying that, essentially, he’s not doing that,” Trump said.
I swear you have to be the dumbest fk to still believe this clown.
[+13] u/SouthNice7324: If MSFT hits 400…. I would only be 5% away from break even. Then I can exit my calls and watch it rip 20%
[+12] u/Dongkey_kong: RIP bear market 4/15 - 5:10am -7:10am. We hardly knew ya
[+11] u/gavbot_1213: MAY YOUR CRAYONS STRIKE SWIFT
[+11] u/Technical-Activity95: this donnie guy is really smart I'm starting to think genius even
[+11] u/SouthNice7324: If it can pump for no reason, it can dump for no reason. Will probably go sideways
[+10] u/Western_Rope_6826: Happy anniversary to me 🥳
[+10] u/Bravadette: [They fuckin did it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/EqK2lQzu3m)
Bless them.
[+9] u/Miraculum-Capital: BEARS, WHERE ARE YOU? GET ANGRY
[+9] u/I-ProGamer-I: Need a Circuit breaker today to recover my SPY Put losses. Sounds possible.
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: We are going to gain another 10% in the next 2 weeks after big tech earnings. This is like Dot Com Mania all over again.
[+8] u/financiallythriving: They will ban AI if it ever comes to replace politicians and government officials
[+7] u/Correct_Locksmith925: if spy hits 705 I will have turned 2k into 100k.
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Intelligence services believe bers are plotting to kidnap Barak Ravid
[+7] u/browsk: ATH TODAY!!! THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE
[+6] u/LossMax: If you're reading this and didn't make money in the last 2 days You're Gay
[+6] u/edapalooza: TACO manipulating the market again: *He said he’s happy with oil costing about $92 per barrel. “It’s going to come dropping down very big as soon as this is over,” he said, referring to the war. “And I think it can be over very soon.”*
[+6] u/JiffKewneye-n: that the US is hyping the prospect of a continuation of a ceasefire is not cheery news as far as US and global interests are concerned.
Irans closure of the straight is its best weapon. they are using this time without air strikes raining down on them to regroup. also, they are not oblivious to the US continuing to build up military in the region.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine not buying 2 weeks ago when SPY was sub 635
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: BULL is FUKing genius
[+5] u/Truthiskey2017: Spy 700 needs to quit being a jerk
[+5] u/kim82352: looks like another +2% day and Trump on ts "the best, most beautiful, stock market in the world, people say"
[+5] u/hv876: Welcome to yet another day of “war will be over soon”
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: Imagine being catholic a talking about the Pope like Vanc is. None of this is close to normal. When he looks back on this in 40 years and his death bed, will he be like yeah in my late 30s/early 40s I really gave it to the Pope?
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: I am a 2 but sometimes 3 a morning shitter. And these are full loafs. AMA
[+5] u/Ragnaroknight: Bers huffing high-grade hopium because SPY is down like 0.01%.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Im convinced there's something in kuerig cups that makes me shit.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: -.06%. Bulls are fucked as shit
[+26] u/HistorianMuch8963: The year is 2030.
NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.
Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.
You just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.
Tonight you’re going to celebrate! You’re using your savings from the past 5 years to fill up your gas tank and go to the bar.
You put the radio on : "...objectives, war with Iran could last another 2 weeks". You turn it off.
Life could be better.
[+21] u/knoqd_: > IRANIAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: WE DO NOT CONFIRM ANY DETAILS MENTIONED BY WESTERN MEDIA ABOUT THE NEGOTIATIONS
SPY: 😴📈
[+20] u/marawki: "President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks." this man lmao
[+18] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: About to be a +0.00% day just to screw both sides
[+16] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Can we fucking go back to when policies came through official channels and not social media? This is untradeable.
[+15] u/Spy300: >TRUMP ON FED'S POWELL: IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE, I HAVE TO FIRE HIM
>TRUMP ON FED: THINK RATES WILL GO LOWER WHEN WARSH GETS IN
TIME TO WAKE UP AND PRESSURE THE CENTRAL BANK TO CUT AFTER SEND ENERGY INFLATION TO THE MOON
THIS IS FINANCIAL REPRESSION
[+15] u/knoqd_: > Trump: China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also - And the World. This situation will never happen again. They have agreed not to send weapons to Iran. President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug when I get there in a few weeks. We are working together smartly, and very well! Doesn’t that beat fighting??? BUT REMEMBER, we are very good at fighting, if we have to - far better than anyone else!!!
[+15] u/mneymaker: IRAN BREAKING: WE DO NOT CONFIRM ANY DETAILS MENTIONED BY WESTERN MEDIA ABOUT THE NEGOTIATIONS, **UNTIL WE FULLY CLOSE OUR PUTS**
[+13] u/kodaksdad2020: The bull does not concern himself with check engine lights
[+13] u/jasperCrow: Remember the best time to buy calls is at ATH after a +7% move
[+12] u/SalemKinkTrials: I promise you (I’ve been wrong all week) SPY is not touching 700 this week.
[+12] u/rollinhating: ”US to send ‘thousands of additional troops’ to Middle East
The US is sending thousands of additional troops into the Middle East in the coming days, according to a report by The Washington Post, which cited unnamed US officials.”
Sure sounds like something you would do when you have won a war and war is over..
[+11] u/MrNewking: Don’t ever let anyone say you can’t make it in trading. Made over $70 in the pre market today
[+11] u/AmbassadorGloomy8915: 2 weeks ago the bears said it was never coming back up and we had so much more to fall, now the bulls are starting to do the opposite. Top in?
[+10] u/trsx5: CNBC is hard to watch with this guy so far up Mango's tail that it comes off extremely biased and non-based. Jefferies interview gonna be dumb.
Anyways SPY flat today, imo.
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: controversial opinion but
"buy the dip" does not mean buy every dip, it means to buy everytime things dump 20% or more
[+10] u/IslandExact429: “*TRUMP: NOT PLANNING TO DROP PROBE ON POWELL
*TRUMP: POWELL WILL BE FIRED IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE ON TIME”
[+10] u/jasperCrow: Never been a better time to buy than at ATH with the straight of Hormuz closed for 45 days 😂
[+10] u/MrNewking: Been sitting on cash too long. This is the day I full port all calls at open.
[+9] u/booose6: My favorite part of this whole thing is when big orange is like “the strait is about to open, they are about to make a deal” just for iran to say none of it is true 10 mins later lmao
[+9] u/wbradford00: Pretty cool that the iran war is over in the eyes of the market
[+9] u/clockwork5ive: Bears have been spotted throwing rocks at oil tankers in the Strait of Hormuz.
[+9] u/Hunt_Phoenix: Damn, those are some wild moves at premarket
[+9] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: I am so tired of bares 🐻 and bowls 🐃 talk.
Can we get creative?
We could do fish and ospreys... sloths and cheetahs... beavers and moose... coyotes and road runners... owls and hawks...
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: "And Xi calls me up and he says - he says thank you, ***daddy***."
[+9] u/Panacamana: Believe it or not....calls
[+9] u/aew2019: Believe it or not, praise be Allah.
[+9] u/Disconn3cted: I'm tired of this shit pumping so I just bought in premarket to make it crash. It's over
[+9] u/stonetrade: We got a shoe company I’ve never heard of transitioning to an AI company. How is this not a bubble?
[+9] u/astromouse2024: MMs in for a NASTY surprise when they realize not only did that not drain my port, but I still have $2k. My death was GREATLY exaggerated
[+8] u/Sawgambler: https://preview.redd.it/xzxc48onacvg1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91d8c01eafcbab8d792e63919e76260b3a315315
[+8] u/_pout_: I pay a very good salary in taxes.
It's time for another American Revolution.
[+8] u/BadBoyBilbo: The banks are literally telling us that the market is pumping because retailards are constantly trading stonks.
Now that PDT is lifted, we ‘bout to see all new kinds of retail-driven retarded volatility.
I’m here for it.
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Bull is as retarded today as bear was 2 weeks ago. Time for poots
[+8] u/ismebbb: America would be better off without the two party system. No parties. Just tell me what you believe in
[+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Imagine 🥭 being ur dad and having to see his dumbass tweets
wtf is this tweet he just sent?
The second hand embarrassment is crazy man
[+8] u/wbradford00: OPEN THE FUCKIN' CASINO!
[+8] u/81458145: “If Jesus Christ wants to talk about religion, he should really get his facts straight.”
- JD Vance
[+8] u/jhchee: Flat day today to sucker in all the bears to buy calls. Then tmrw drilling start. Money market wins
[+8] u/EquivalentBorn9411: I am starting to believe i am a genius. This generally spells trouble
[+8] u/Anthais: well cramer said sell msft. pretty sure this is going to $600 now
[+8] u/analgape4206969: Im usually a perma bear but i feel like its gonna continue to rocket up, probably some bad news this weekend but it seems the yearly mango dip is over, see yall in 2027
[+8] u/jeanx22: wsb bullish, what happens next will surprise you
[+8] u/jasperCrow: we need that meme of all those people in the bed of the truck and ASML opening the tailgate on em 😂
[+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Only shit part about being this close to ath’s is buying calls starts to feel scary but buying puts is a regard’s game so idk what to do. Gimme another dip please.
[+7] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: SEC has just torched PDT regulations across the board for retail 🚬🗿. brokers have 45 days to comply, effective immediately.
[+7] u/AlbertBarese1877: Washington post report that thousands more soldiers are being sent to the middle east and **Iran threatens shipping in Gulf, Red Sea, and Gulf of Oman if US naval blockade continues**
[+7] u/sck178: BREAKING NEWS: ~~Scam~~Sam Altman of OpenAI says that ChatGPT can "totally code a blockade of the Whore moose Strait, as all as we get unrestricted access to everyone's banking information"
[+7] u/Bourbon_Fishing: Dumping now and looking for more coffee
[+7] u/ohdannyboy10: It’s tax day, ya bums—be sure to claim that half eaten cheeseburger from the Wendy’s dumpster.
[+7] u/avdvetf: United States Central Command said it will begin enforcing a maritime blockade on all vessels entering and exiting Hungarian ports on April 17 at 10 a.m. ET under a presidential proclamation, applying to ships of all flags. It added transit through the Strait of Hungary to non-Hungarian ports will not be impeded.
[+7] u/jonnyraza27: Another Green Day based off DJT last post on truth social ? 🤨
“ China is very happy that I am permanently opening the strait of Hormuz”
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I'm okay with Iran being the 51st state. Cuba 52. Greenland 53.
[+7] u/---Right--Tackle---: #I need to double my port just to be able to afford a cheeseburger in this economy
[+7] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: This might sound outrageous but puts might be worth a shot
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I wouldn't be surprised if HOOD goes up 20% today
[+7] u/Stilnovisti: Turns out he just wanted a big fat hug. That was the real mission objective they've been hiding.
[+7] u/Dart2255: Waiting for WSB to turn bullish again so I can sell and go to bullets and canned soup and shelter in my cuck-dungeon.
[+7] u/NoCriticism58: Algos snuffling around for liquidity like a molerat who’s lost its keys
[+7] u/-Ophidian-: The market will literally just go up 1-2% every day from now on
Infinite money glitch
[+7] u/wilhelm96: ASML out here leaving a steaming 💩 on the semi rally
[+7] u/No_Transportation785: Hold me and tell me my uso calls are going to be okay
[+7] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: From experience Ive learned to get out whenever earnings starts for the big names.
Its either profit taking or missed earnings, either way its down
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: How much lower you think the daily thread volume would be if all yall were on Prozac lol
[+6] u/2020isgreat: there are concepts of traffic in the strait increasing
[+6] u/MasterElite1: 7am. Time to get up, order a McDonald's breakfast, and pressure the fed chair to resign and cut rates.
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: Green dicks are better than red dicks
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Is the BULL run starting?
[+6] u/im-doing-it-again: # Good morning you fools 👋
[+6] u/Brubiu: Webull making me hard (I’m still down 80k)
[+6] u/Dependent-Entrance56: And SPY is back to green
Bers r fuk
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: I got a refund! Thanks for the shitty advice regards. Without you I couldn't have claimed the max allowable loss.
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: Market does not even know how to be red
700C
[+6] u/rx29mw: Oh no he is pumping it with random tweets. Iranian quant told me about this
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> 🥭 TACOd on double blockade
bullish signal if it weren't for the mass deployments of US ground forces to Middle East since the ceasefire.
[+6] u/kuporific: Bondi fired, market recovers. Coincidence? You decide
[+6] u/Game3k: OKLO going to $80 swiftly
[+6] u/zztop610: NVDA is like my ex. Too crazy to keep, but too hot to let go.
[+6] u/Rocky_The_Champion: All time high lol. Didn’t see that coming
[+6] u/MrNewking: Still smells like bear in here. They're hiding in the shadows, be careful.
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Calls have never been so obvious lol. Gonna smash through ath like nothing
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Good morning colleagues
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #SPY 700, merch sale soon
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Fuck these gas prices bruh
[+6] u/PassiveF1st: LNG infrastructure in the middle east set back 3-5 years. BULLISH
[+6] u/Time_Molasses_1581: Taco Wednesday doesn’t have the same ring to it
[+6] u/2AMTrader: US ships are in place for the land invasion this weekend. Just needs talks to fail. Trump wants the oil and gold bars out of Iran.
[+6] u/nsfwnsfwnsfw33333: Sub too bullish right now, buy puts
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: ASML collapsing. Going to bring down NVDA and tech, puts and bear mode activated.
[+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP ON FED: THINK RATES WILL GO LOWER WHEN WARSH GETS IN
Remember when they tried to say this guy was a Hawk
😂😂😂
[+6] u/summit_ice24: China is so happy with us, Trump is going to hug them this is awesome. Markets love that
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Damn I feel big tired and retarded this morning
[+5] u/syedhuda: this gonna be the greatest short squeeze the market ever seen
[+5] u/Explosivedumpling1: I plan on buying calls at market open so get ready for a red day today fellas
[+5] u/Terrible-Session5028: This shit better not be flat today
[+5] u/pen15_club_admin: Ngl probably bullish. Everything is regarded
[+5] u/brewski512: so do we dump or pump
[+5] u/BrightPie7284: I love that bers are havin' the time of their lives rn while the s&p is down 0.00000001%
true regards
[+5] u/YamRepresentative663: So we pump or pump? Stock can only go up right?
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: How is it only wednesday?
[+5] u/Material-Entrance425: I just realized it's Wednesday. Did we get taco yesterday?
[+5] u/GlobalResolution77: Snoozefest in Europe all morning
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I will have nothing burger today with a side of fries
[+5] u/Ill-Outcome-1931: !banbet spy 700 8 hrs
[+5] u/Still_Ad8888: Still can’t find my dad, anyone seen him?
[+5] u/_pout_: Totally evil that stocks shoot up on mass layoffs.
Belly of the beast shit.
[+5] u/dylansavillan: I am just one nuclear bomb away from my puts being back to even
[+5] u/PARABOLIC-Explorer: Bears heading to Middle East to report on every Gvn shot.
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: They wouldn’t possibly rug SPY 700 a NINTH time in six months …rite???
*chuckles I’m in danger*
[+5] u/soulbro97: After we take our profits, I believe it would be in social interest to donate some of our gains to fund the bear remembrance museum, so future generations don’t forget that we used to share this earth with these animals.
[+5] u/Haikoe: Back to tradition: dumping on good semi earnings
[+5] u/JackORoses: Little Red Riding Hood? More like Big Green Riding HOOD
[+5] u/DeerCum: Welp, time to dust off the SPY 700 cap 👲
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Cease fire being extended. Bears think this is bearish
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: From total economic collapse to sp7k we back
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: I'm on vacation, not paying attention to my port, and I'm doing the best I have been this year.
[+5] u/Andymilez: Joe Kernen is the biggest idiot on CNBC
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Buy every dip, mark this. Got calls ballz deep and for the first time, didn’t bother to hedge. I ain’t scared. Fuck you bear.
[+5] u/neverseengreen: So spy 700 is a real thing now
[+5] u/sergechewbacca: My HOOD bags are slightly lighter
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: How many of you are taking this opportunity to close the calls that finally turned green after a while.....
[+5] u/horseisahorse: when are we going to be able to gamble on the bagholder index
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: bulls celebrating a 0.01% up day.
bers too busy hibernating after the ber trap yesterday.
puts because bers went extinct.
[+5] u/Sawgambler: Either flat or 700 by eod
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Oh shit ASML forecasting weaker than expected q2. I wonder if the rest of the chip fabs follow suit.
[+5] u/lococommotion: Today is gonna be flatter than my ex wife’s ass
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Do we hit a new ATH today? Seems like institutions and the rich rich think this Iran deal gonna get resolved which will spike us to a new ATH and then they’ll probably sell that bitch off hard on the news that shit still is fucked lol
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Iran threats, mango threats. some talk they got going on...
[+29] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: There might never be a red day again
[+25] u/Athien: All jokes aside, if you are 45+, get your colonoscopy. Your gains don’t matter if you die early from preventable colon cancer
[+22] u/Me-Regarded: Guys...it's been too long since 🥭 said something completely unhinged. I'm getting nervous he's building up to drop a mother of all retarded tweet
[+20] u/Successful-End7689: “Allbird shoe company pivoting to become AI compute firm” - Bloomberg
We have unlocked peak stupidity 😂
[+17] u/guhhhh_MU: bers want escalation tweets.... As a bol so do I....
New bloackade? Spy Rips
More missiles? Spy rips
Boots on the ground when the war is over? Spy 725
[+16] u/bols_are_cooked: Bols living on borrowed time and they know it
[+15] u/7fingersDeep: Shit. I know shit's bad right now, with all that starving bullshit, and the dust storms, the strait closed, and ghey bears, and we are running out of french fries and burrito coverings. But I got a solution. Calls.
- Warren Buffet
[+15] u/hamilton280P: Warning: I’m gonna buy a call and then I’ll crash. Everyone should get puts probably
[+15] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Based on ALLBIRDS news, Im gonna say i will convert my house to AI datacenter and then sell it for 200% above current price. ART OF THE DEAL.
[+14] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: 0DTES are stored in the balls 😤
[+14] u/vermilli21: SPY will never be red again
[+14] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Im quitting trading to make concrete Pokémon garden figurines. Later nerds
[+14] u/PNWPlayZ: 3 weeks of green after failed peace talks. Makes sense makes sense
[+12] u/sloanemonroe: It’s Unfuckingbelievable how they changed the narrative this week from “the strait is closed and that will cause a worldwide recession” to “the strait is closed and it doesn’t matter anymore.”
[+12] u/bigbluesongbird: the bears are conceding and becoming bulls. this is not a good thing for bulls.
[+11] u/SherbertOk2563: Cease fire is reporting earnings today
[+11] u/Select_Season7735: “ Iran’s army has warned it will block trade through the Red Sea along with the Gulf and Sea of Oman if the US naval blockade on Iranian ports continues.”
+2% on that news
[+11] u/Specialist_Fig9458: We seriously have a shoe company switching to a compute company and the stock shoots up 70%. And you say we’re not in a bubble and valuations are fair LMAOOOOOOO
[+10] u/TraipseTraveller: Back from my 7 day ban. Still not sure what I was banned for. This sub is butt cheeks now. Pre covid WSB was peak
[+10] u/Historical-Cricket-8: Come on stocks! Please increase in value!
[+10] u/bzl33: Allbirds up 70% because they plan to buy GPUs
[+10] u/noahmfs: So tired of checking Temu Twitter from the retard in office this market is ridiculous
[+10] u/gophercorner: Hey big guy, the Vix is getting real low.
[+10] u/Czyzzle: Are we bombing the Vatican?
[+10] u/branpo26: We’re cracking $700 today I feel it
[+10] u/Prophet__T: Ever heard of hibernation regard?
[+9] u/ir1shman: So calls it is?
“Iran war ‘very close to over,’ Trump says — and the stock market ‘is going to boom”
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/iran-war-trump-peace-deal-us-talks-stock-market-oil-prices-.html[Iran war ‘very close to over,’ Trump says — and the stock market ‘is going to boom’](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/iran-war-trump-peace-deal-us-talks-stock-market-oil-prices-.html)
[+9] u/disrepaired: I don’t even care anymore
[+9] u/GittingerFredl: "The best time to fill your car was January, the second best time is now."
\- Marco Polo
[+9] u/apurimac777: When is Mr. Stock Market gonna tell Mr. Commodities Market and my local gas station that the war is over bro
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I can already tell that today feels like a day I don’t want to trade.
[+8] u/Avid_Reader87: BULL apparently ended its share dilution threat, anyone else buying to ride up to the $14 range?
[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: Now what? Side ways til next years April Fools Taco Trade?
[+8] u/sytena10: A trade that's wrong still prints twice a day
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Yo dawg I heard you like blockades so we put a blockade in your blockade
[+8] u/comebackjoke: Palantir looking like it wants to pump
[+8] u/420Secured: If you are buying calls near ATH you might be retarded.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Noo, don't open the strait. These past few days have taught me that the market likes the strait being double blockaded 💀
[+8] u/peterpeer9: > "well.. we had a good run."
me as i move my 401k to cash rn
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Imagine if 🥭 sells Taiwan to China lmao
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS: Department of War announces **strike package** on BERS portfolios.
[+8] u/friedbymoonlight: They were ferocious beasts. Claws that could tear through tree bark and a maw that could bite through a trash can. But the mighty bear may be extinct Not one has been seen since March 2026
[+8] u/1M-to-Zero: I understand bear market rallies are wild but not expected this wild, cleared everything in 11 days from 5 months of grinding down.
[+8] u/mike_from_here: Market can be irrational more than you are retarded or something like that
[+8] u/BillyShears2015: 🥭 is trying to get ahead of bad oil numbers this morning. We’re still gonna pump, but that’s what he’s doin
[+8] u/unpaid-astroturfer: "China is very happy with me
Xi will give me his big fat hog"
- POTUS 2026
[+8] u/emanresu711: My coworker wears a mini dress today. Calls
[+8] u/Athien: Today pamp, tomorrow flat, Friday rug pull after insiders secure in profits
[+8] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Mango really hit Xi with the “where my hug at”
[+8] u/e10n: Tim Apple. What the fucking fuck you cunt piece of shit.
[+7] u/LowWarthog: He said the war is almost over. Again.
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I single handedly declare my portfolio positive.
[+7] u/IndividualNo7155: Fucking mango. I was too afraid of buying more of the dip. Anyway I’m pooping for the second time today at the moment
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: I just watched a video about stuff medieval peasants ate and it’s literally what I’m eating right now
[+7] u/ScytherDOTA: Bought calls at market close like a regard thinking it would pump after hours
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Another low-volume melt up day, bols are a one trick pony.
[+7] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Everyone seems to think It will pump again. So It will pump at open, bleed red, and close flat to slightly red
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Every 10 seconds someone in this thread is calling for spy 700 today. I just don't see it.
[+7] u/North-bound: I need this thread to start being bearish so the MMs keep inversing us. I'm sorry bears for what I said, please come back so you can sacrifice your ports for us.
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: !banbet MSFT 420.69 7d
[+7] u/have_fun_travel_more: I'm an ex bear, still figuring this out...
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: I want to buy BULL because it’s logical it’ll go up now with PDT rule.
I don’t want to buy BULL because it’s a piece of shit that’s burned more money than I’d like to say
[+7] u/winston511: Holy fuck I just got rugged by the IRS filing my taxes. Really really unfortunate I made a lot of capital gains last year and subsequently lost all of that money and then some YTD in 2026. I’ll be putting it on a credit card.
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: SPY up like 10% in under 2 weeks smh
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: Allbirds secures $50M financing facility to expand to AI compute infrastructure
Ah great, i guess they could buy about 10 GPUs and memory sticks for their data center
[+7] u/branpo26: 697 calls who’s with me?!
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Flat day today calling it now
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: VIX at 17. Yeah this market is gonna be boring as shit lmfao
[+7] u/early-retirement-plz: Move aside NBIS, AllBirds is here
[+7] u/HodlMoonStonks: Today’s plan - calls at open, go into an hour long meeting, hope I don’t die
[+7] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This might take the cake for most retarded comment I’ve seen here and I saw someone say they were “worried their weiner would tariff they yanked it too hard”
[+7] u/Prophet__T: Dude can barely order doordash.. hes a puppet but who ever is pulling his strings is printing dem tendies
[+6] u/caliwillbemine: “3 days 3 weeks 3 months. This war will end sometime and inflation will be normal. Energy prices won’t affect core inflation.” -Bessent.
[+6] u/JoocePop: I wish people posted selfies here.
I wanna know what these regards look like
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: [](https://bsky.app/profile/agathedemarais.com)
[](https://bsky.app/profile/agathedemarais.com)"Many middle powers are fast diversifying trade ties away from the US • In May-Dec 2025 trade among UK, Canada, EU, Japan, South Korea and Switzerland rose by 12% • EU leads the way, as recent burst of free-trade deals with Mercosur, India and Australia illustrates"
[https://archive.ph/MSowu](https://archive.ph/MSowu)
This is exactly what I said would happen and what happen his first term. It's not deglobalization, it's us isolating. The world will continue to trade with each other and find more stable trade agreements. The idea that we are the first and last resort is the stupidest thing ever sold to you.
This is why all these other economies are doing so well in the stock market, they are taking our share of globalization away from us.
[+6] u/alexl_4: Damn how high is BULL going to go
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Lol good morning to you too, VIX
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: AI will never replace retail traders because there’s not enough power in the universe to overcome the collective regardation of us
[+6] u/NervousChemistry7401: So the Jesus tweet was the worst thing he could do? That’s what made him chill for 2 days? Good to know.
[+6] u/iDahves: Hit a new deadlift PR this morning. Calls it is
[+6] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Mango fox interview this morning… rub roh Raggy
[+6] u/burrowed_greentext: SELLIN THETA
GET UR FRESH THETA RIGHT HERE
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Okay. So are we hitting 700 today or not. Dafuq
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: People fomoing into trash like IONQ, BULL, and SNAP again
Yup, it’s almost time 📉
[+6] u/UnivalveX: forget red days, we might never see SPY dip again
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Kernen gotta be the biggest chump on CNBC. They need to get this regard off the air
[+6] u/Athien: Mods keep removing 🥭 tweets but they are too funny it’s only fair to let the posts stay up
[+6] u/LumpyShock9656: Whomever is selling asml is regarded - why would you sell the only company that can make EUV machines
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: This is maybe the most bullish I’ve seen this thread. SPY 500 in a month and a half
[+6] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat me and remy headed to airport soon
https://preview.redd.it/g52fbvv8qcvg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faadf8b708404b4aabf55f7b8c07dd9e84495eda
[+6] u/Morocier: ugh, i cant take this bear market!
[+6] u/TimingEzaBitch: trump to bear hug winnie the poo??
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: imo gold headed to 3500 because its gold
[+6] u/poopyplayer69: i'm fomoing bigly at open
[+6] u/TrumpChildOnahole: There won't be another solid red day this year
[+6] u/qman1963: You can just taste the theta in the air
[+6] u/NegotiationWorking48: _Allbirds is selling its brand and footwear assets renaming itself NewBird AI and using a new $50M convertible facility to pivot into AI compute infrastructure by buying GPUs._
**Nike CEO to the Nike intern:**
Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN
[+6] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: He can't stop any ships going through the strait like Iran can, so any ships that go through he is now claiming credit for going through.
[+6] u/mydoortotheworld: You don’t need to go to anyone’s funeral. Just because they’re dead doesn’t undo the damage they’ve done.
[+5] u/imaxwellp: my mind tells me this couldnt possibly go up any more, so be prepared for ATHs everyone.
[+5] u/volckerwasright: WE GOT THE CEASEFIRE IN LESBIAN
BER IS SO FUCKED
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Let's hope the rally continues and its not another october 28th
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Bulls are just so fucking lame. Same fucking jokes every day. Bears are way cooler
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I love when a premarket is red. Almost always means it’s a Green Day.
[+5] u/makethetrades: hump day 0dtes, tornadoes, and wsb. life is good
[+5] u/Iunatic: ASML at levels not seen since Monday
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: MSFT to 450 before earnings?
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: A BIG, FAT, HUG TO ALL BERS !
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: ASML did good so it's tanking
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: [Iran threatens to block Gulf and Red Sea trade route over US naval blockades.](https://aje.news/lxeq57?update=4494308)
Dany Kind of Forgot About the ~~Dragons~~ Houthis moment
[+5] u/MBBOrBust-: Just got a BEYOND MEAT vote email. Can’t believe that was a thing.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Mango about to say the straight is 1000% more open than 2 weeks ago because of boat counts
[+5] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: 2k in 698 1DTEs take me to the top
[+5] u/yeezy_boost350v2: RocketLab confirmed acquisition of Mynaric afterhours and in in calls, lets see if we get movement at open 🙏
[+5] u/itseran: I know the world is ass, but Trump trying to take credit for permanently opening the straight(spellin correct) is genuinely funny.
Listen to this quote and try not to laugh:
“China is very happy that I am permanently opening the Strait of Hormuz. I am doing it for them, also – and the World. This situation will never happen again,”
[+5] u/Athien: Imagine thinking today won’t be another pamp day, imagine
[+5] u/weHaveThoughts: Yesterday marked the 10th day in a row where NASDAQ closed green. 11 days in a row would tie with the November 2021 run.
There’s a .42% chance of NASDAQ closing green today.
[+5] u/Valuable_Example1689: Surely this is the pump to break 700? Right? Just makes sense with all the economic head winds
[+5] u/hvc801: Looking for 201 at open for nvda. Itll happen, right?
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Everyone is bullish today so the rug will be pulled
[+5] u/Jobisa: Felt cute might squeeze $BULL later
[+5] u/reeeeso: Just paid 6.50 for gas. SPY 630 please
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: All birds just found massive exit liquidity for all employees lol
[+5] u/Antiwhippy: Why are people freaking out over a +0.06-9%
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Microslop, the absolute DOG of the stock market, is RIPPING to the upside. We're in the end game now.
[+5] u/probablyuntrue: Nothing ever matters
[+5] u/dylanx5150: My bank doesn't know how to invest my money. Market going up, but my checking account keeps going down. Stupid ber bank.
[+5] u/vermilli21: 🥭 is gonna post on truth social about how much we’re winning and the stock market has been green the last 12 days. RECORD BREAKING
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Ber extinction should not be celebrated by Bols, there needs to exist equilibrium without it the only thing to rise is $ROPE
[+5] u/Happy_Fly_7691: Spy doing share buyback.
[+5] u/Nahnotgonnahappen: Vix just fucking died
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: When the fuck will you guys bring back the emotes. I miss Clifford.
[+5] u/saintmitchy: Stelio.... Stelio Kontos
[+5] u/suddenly-scrooge: i want +2% for the lulz
and the money
[+5] u/Remarkable-Action708: We are desperately trying to open the strait that was open before we intervened, but who cares about facts..look a squirrel 🐿️
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Allbird converts to AI compute firm up 3x one day.
Not surprising in this retarded throw infinite debt and money at AI slop world we live in.
[+5] u/mrjacketman0303: 🥭 vowing to go after powell is gonna be the biggest mistake of his presidency. The regards on this sub worships Papa Powell more than the 🥭 monkey
[+5] u/JayRoo83: So we went from like 625 to 690 in a week right?
[+5] u/Thin_Response_2689: Remodeling my kitchen to turn it into a AI infrastructure company
[+5] u/Xzlk: Calls actually free money eh
[+5] u/letsgocaca: if spy drops to 685 today, i will shove 20 ice cubes up my ass
[+5] u/rcantu314: Happy spy 700 day 🎉🎉🎉
[+5] u/Due-Information-6277: Bruh how are there more ships going through strait now during blockade lol
[+5] u/Reddeggsit: It’s too quiet in here
[+5] u/Firm_Passage_6844: alright another green dildo on spy pre market and got instant shot down, lmaoooooooooo, i think its pegged
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Bulls have been screeching about Spy 700 since October bro can we just give it to them already.
[+5] u/Illnevertell369: It’s only down 87% in the last year I’m sure it’ll come back
[+5] u/tornadopower97: 'He' doesn't know shit. But people around him know what they're doing.
[+5] u/Antiwhippy: Trump is like that friend who puked on your carpet after the bender and thinks cleaning it up for you is doing you a favour.
[+5] u/whatsagoinon1: U smoking Crack bro?
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: I find Kevin hassett to be even more unsettling in his sycophancy
[+5] u/LunchNo7823: Some people sometimes go outside believe it or not
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Fuck I didn't even expect an AutoMod to this one. Whatever, AutoMod delivered.
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Ascorbinium_Romanum** bet **SPY** goes from **694.55** to **650.0** before **01-May-2026 07:52 AM EDT**
Their record is 2 wins and 4 losses.
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[+14] u/ring_of_slattern: There's literally nothing you could have ever told me that would have made me believe that the US announcing their own blockade of the strait would be what causes the market to return to ath within a week
[+12] u/SuperLurker1337: A shoe company turning into an AI company and immediately mooning perfectly demonstrates how psychotic the market is
[+11] u/johns2289: So can anybody ACTUALLY explain this allbirds bullshit or is it legit just algos reading the letters A and I next to each other and smashing the buy button
[+11] u/EpicRedditor34: Dumbest fucking market on the planet lmao. Glad I didn’t go full gay ber but Jesus Christ none of this makes sense.
[+10] u/ring_of_slattern: SPY has announced that it will be switching to AI
[+10] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: https://preview.redd.it/zn18eqa40dvg1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdff10aa471bf2958b33532504031f73b991761c
[+10] u/Main_Ad3943: I'm not really firmly on either side of the bear/bull thing, but I can't help but feel a little satisfaction everytime either side gets cocky and talks a bunch of shit and then a violent reversal rips their faces off
[+10] u/ImAnonymous135: Look SPY ATH and all we needed was an energy crisis
[+9] u/Effective_Throat6127: Imagine not buying MSFT at 350
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: These candles are unreal LMAO
[+9] u/Top-Sir-1215: This is why you diversify… on the off chance that one of your shoe companies goes into ai and pumps 400 percent
[+9] u/DuaLipa247: BREAKING PER AXIOS ALLBIRDS SIGNS 1T DEAL WITH OPENAI NVIDIA META, WILL BE PAID IN MELANIA COIN
[+9] u/cyril1991: “I sexually identify as an AI company”
Investors: *swoon*
[+9] u/DefiantDelta: if I sell my puts, it’ll tank. if I buy calls, it’ll tank. if I do nothing, it’ll rise. the curse of ber
[+9] u/DreamsComeTrue1994: Everything is rebounding due to the war ending for 9th time in 5 weeks, msft just follows
[+8] u/cow_grass: Are we dead ass just going pump every day now
[+8] u/Creative-Package6213: Today....
SPY goes above 700!!!!
[+8] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Breaking: CROX announces it will install GPUs into every pair of crocs so they will become mobile datacenters. Stock is up 690000% on this news.
[+8] u/akunisg: you have 5 minutes to load 700c before my boys at citadel can no longer hold this price
[+8] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: 🚨BREAKING: 🚨
DISNEY ANNOUNCES PIVOT TO AI MADE MOVIES. STONK SOARS TO $1000
[+8] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: AI shoes and people still think this isn't a bubble? LMAO
[+8] u/VotedOut: CLOWN MARKET. Dot-com bubble level CAPE ratio, dot-com bubble level Buffett Indicator, dot-com bubble level Mean Reversion, dot-com bubble level everything.
[+8] u/Vegetable_Divide2193: MSFT 370 dipbuyer gang checking in
[+7] u/__nameless____: With that nvda shrek, there's no way spy going red today. It's joeover
[+7] u/dmk_world: Bears being dumped another day today. A classic nowadays.
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: IT'S BEAR HUNTING SEASON
[+7] u/WonUpH: Omfg they go from footwear to AI so the stock is +169% overnight, that's an easy short
[+7] u/haniyarae: if the strait is open, why are we deploying 10,000 more troops? to open it wider?
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: Error: 2 UNKNOWN: markets always go up
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Step 1. Short oil
Step 2. Set your limit sell at your preferred profit level
Step 3. Go to sleep
Step 4. Wake up to a nice green account
Easy money these days.
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: BIRD up 350% for saying fuk shoes we do AI now is a joke
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: i officially hate yahoo finance
[+7] u/dabblesest: SPY will never see red again. Freak the fuck out and buy everything!
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: One of the greatest MANIAS we have ever seen. And it happened in 15 days
[+6] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: OPEN.
THE.
FUCKING.
CASINO.
[+6] u/rixxxand: Buy NKE on the offchance algos think it's gonna be a memory producer
[+6] u/CD274: I thought you guys were joking about Allbirds
[+6] u/Xinlitik: Cant make this shit up. Allbirds does AI now
https://sherwood.news/markets/allbirds-the-quarter-zip-of-footwear-is-leaving-shoes-behind-to-become-an-ai-infrastructure-company/
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: "Americans feel worse about the economy than ever before,"
Bullish
[+6] u/StrengthIsWeakness: Bears still cash gang until 2030
[+6] u/Sick0h: If you’re still looking for an entry, it was a week ago.
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: "Allbird $BIRD is is pivoting into AI compute infra." (+170% pre-market)
Lmao
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: This is why I live as a bear
[+6] u/According-Page8618: the last dip before ath
[+6] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: We will never be red again. Look at how quickly that dip was bought
[+6] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: Y’all panic sold right?
[+6] u/intxcated: Buying memory stocks at ATH, wish me luck
[+6] u/xKronkx: SPY is drunk again. Everyone loses
[+6] u/ParlayTheHard8: Sir, second tower has hit yahoo servers
[+6] u/crazyfool319: lmaoooo at the people who sold during the war at the lows and thought they could buy back when the war was "over" and that would magically be the bottom. morons
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: # MODS OVERPAID SMH FIX YO SHIT
[+6] u/Beagle001: This market is so weird, It wouldn't be crazy if it's all being propped up today by a shoe company.
[+6] u/Schmidtys: bruh things are finally looking good news wise and we’re flat
[+6] u/silence_now: Are we all dumping money into theta gold mines?!?
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Allbirds, the quarter-zip of footwear, is leaving shoes behind to become an AI infrastructure company
What in the fuck did I just read
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Now theta is starting to fry our calls. I went all in on SPY hitting 700 in the next few hours. One more fraud candle all I ask
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT you beautiful bitch
[+6] u/isospeedrix: MSFT 4/20 420c up 420%
[+6] u/patmccock86: This is the first day in 11 trading days that you can tell the pump juice just isn't strong enough to sustain this
[+6] u/Bright_Interaction73: this is just legalized scam
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Is the hormuz still closed?
Cus nobody seem to care or talk about it lol
[+6] u/_rockthemike: NVDA SLEEPING GIANT HAS AWOKEN FROM HER SLUMBER
[+6] u/Sick0h: Wow this is easy, stocks go up 20% a week
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Once SPY breaks 700, 700.01 is next. You've been warned.
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Mine too but only because I keep putting money in it rip
[+5] u/seanws30: Even numbers give me anxiety
SPY 701 eod
[+5] u/its_probably_wine: Can anyone think of a weirder flex than going from sneakers to an AI infrastructure company? I don’t feel like “pivot” or “transition” are strong enough words.
[+5] u/ReferenceFunny7142: wasnt one of the top quantum plays a Drink company ?
So now sneaker to AI
Next ? Cambells soup a Defence stock
[+5] u/GreatRegard: [U.S. sends thousands more troops to Mideast as Trump seeks to squeeze Iran](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2026/04/15/us-troops-iran-blockade/?utm_source=reddit.com)
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Vix crushing to nothing
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: I still see some bers in here. Let’s see them vaporized by EOD
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Calls and puts at open. Play both sides and lose instantly.
[+5] u/IMakeBadTrades: I can’t wait to join the Allbirds subreddit tomorrow and pretend I’ve always loved this company
[+5] u/Traditional-Emu-6620: I'm buying 0dte qqq calls at open
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: NKE should put AI in shoes if they want their stock to go up!
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Don’t forget to take profits.
[+5] u/cinJESUS: ALLBIRDS going from shoes to AI 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: We back to “just say AI = 300% pump” mode? UUUU please announced AI Uranium was discovered my bags will thank you
[+5] u/PhotoSpheres: Sooo US blocking the straight instead of Iran and the market is ATH, make it make senseeeeeee
[+5] u/According-Page8618: nvidia will hit 200 today. after that its either 211 or 170
[+5] u/Electronic-Tax-1641: Time for a big red day cause fuck it
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Calls at open already up 0.65% ($1.07 gain) I'm on a fukken roll boys
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Bers just accept your L and get squeezed
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: lol we are really at ath
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: This is very obviously going to have another post liberation day run for months without let up, for reasons no one understands.
The louder the boos, the higher it goes
[+5] u/Vaynard709: Just bought 700 spy calls. I am sorry if market tanks
[+5] u/Effective_Throat6127: Congrats MSFT Dip buyers
[+5] u/HMS--Beagle: Up 50% on MSFT leap expiring October suck my ring bers
[+5] u/BepisHasAutism: Just sold my 70k worth of puts for 20k, sorry boys but the bullrun is over now
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Lmfao was just ab to get into calls too
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Imagine bears and bols united and we chose one stock to pump and dump daily
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: +20% account at ath lets goooooo
[+5] u/HHDemos: that’s nice, didn’t take profit and went from 100% to 10% gain
[+5] u/Any-Camel-9913: you cant look at this market and not think it's controlled by few groups
these moves are regarded
many stocks show nothing but weakness for 6 months
then it magically recovers in 2 weeks up every day for 0 reason 😂😂 up million %
pdf gang having fun
[+5] u/ten7four: Allbirds +353% today... -97.3% all time LMAO
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Allbirds helping speed run the bubble implosion by setting the precedent that you can just pivot to AI infrastructure and pump scam the fuck out of retail
[+5] u/gregot76: another bear trap lol
[+5] u/kemar7856: Microsoft 400 yes my boy now 450
[+5] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Ugh, seeing that so many other people here also switched to calls is making me sweat some
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Nike needs to pivot to AI also lmao
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: But when they turned to the bears for guidance, there were none left
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: I feel like we’re gonna get a mid 2025 type run for the next 6 months
[+5] u/whitepug: THEY CALL ME HANDS... PAPER HANDS 😭
[+5] u/touuuuhhhny: I'd like to give RDDT a big, fat, hug.
[+5] u/miata_only: I'll invest in REAL intelligence by reading some Yahoo! Finance articles, you guys
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Did you guys buy the dip?
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Everyone’s a genius in a bull market
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Imagine thinking stonks could go down
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: I was finally gonna get my wife to break up with her boyfriend but looks like my 700c are gonna expire worthless and so are my dreams of a monogamous marriage
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Does the Allbirds thing mean I can buy 8 RTX 4080s, set them up on a vibe coded cloud website, file to IPO as an AI infra company, and make jillions of dollars ?
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Microsoft deserves this
[+5] u/ContributionMore5502: You know Donnie is itching to send that SPY IS 700 tweet. He’s going to send it early and crash the whole thing down.
[+5] u/Oneok-Field: BIRD announced it's AI models will open the Strait while also providing stylish boots for our troops! LFG BUY BUY BUY
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Nvidia 200 spy 700 amzn 250. I’m getting Deja vu, feels like we’ve played this game before
[+5] u/Doc_options: WHY IS IWM STILL RED!!!!
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Pure euphoria lol .. hope not too many of you are fomo’ing
[+5] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: I'm done for. So long and fuck you.
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: MSFT going to make me cum if it keeps acting like this.
[+5] u/No_Needleworker9613: Keep buying regards, let's hit 700 today for absolutely no reason
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: ATH and big tech hasn’t even pulled back yet. Holy shit we are in for a summer of pump.
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Do you think bers have jacked shoulders from punching the air all day? Jacked cheeks and tear ducts from constant weeping and ugly crying?
[+5] u/socrates4eva: Everyone knew MSFT would rebound yet most regards sat on their hands, scared to buy the dip. Now they’re praying for a bigger dip
[+5] u/Wolfgoatlife: Aren't oil paper and oil spot prices going to start converging tomorrow for the Oil holy day on April 21st?
Praise be to oillah
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: All of this money just all of a sudden moved back into the market. Yeah for sure bro
[+5] u/retroxplrer: Sir, respectfully, what the fuck? Fiber intake out the ass.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Snap to cut 1,000 jobs after activist pressure, bets on AI efficiency
[https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/snap-lay-off-16-staff-101450564.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/snap-lay-off-16-staff-101450564.html)
[+5] u/Dad_Bot: who would thought buying puts at ATH in the middle of WW3 would've been a bad idea
[+5] u/minin71: Spx to break 7k finally, so thats cool. Maybe it dumps on Friday for opex
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: Why does he want to fire Mr Powell when May 15 is his last day
[+5] u/1up: If warsh is not confirmed then powell stays on as chair temporarily.
[+5] u/BrilliantClarity: SPY 700 - it’s happening
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Can't make them conscious but we can give them malicious compliance
[+5] u/TheMightySet69: This is beyond my retardedest dreams
[+22] u/johannschmidt: I keep losing money because I keep thinking rationally.
[+14] u/Tirikemen: Just 12 sessions ago SPY was knocking on the door of 630. lol, lmao even.
[+13] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: A shoe company pivoting to AI is up 400% ...
We've shot the plot.
[+13] u/ratfukabich: 🥭 really is the American dream personified. Lie, cheat, rape, steal, fail upwards for the win. Morality is overrated.
[+11] u/d3sp: THE CRASH WILL BE GLORIOUS (I'm fomoing from the pumps fuck all of you)
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Paying off my house on Friday
Suck my dick and balls banks.
[+10] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: "Bird is up 400%: This Flailing Shoe Company is Pivoting to AI" is the absolute peak 2026 headline
[+10] u/kawkface: Sold my shit. Hope everyone has a good day
[+10] u/No_Fee8324: if 697 rejects again its so joever
[+10] u/AsianGirls94: This is total fucking insanity
[+10] u/Rock_or_Rol: Oil futures trading at like half the price as spot with the strait still retarded and all surpluses running down because it expects the flow to resume again soon despite sustained damage at gulf refineries and peace talks hosted by bad faith actors who have assassinated the other party three times during assassinations now
Stock market trading at expectations of oil futures falling even more
Bols: I’m a geniush
[+10] u/dokutarodokutaro: Ok so any company can just say “we’re finna do AI now.” And quintuple their value?
Such a cool system.
[+9] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: US Oil Inventories -.91 million vs 2.1 million Consensus
US Gas Inventories -6.32 million vs 2.1 millions Consensus
Looks bad to me, but Investing.com put the numbers in green so, bullish
[+9] u/WombatShwambat: Think I’m just gonna start sniffing glue and buying calls like the rest of the bulls
[+9] u/Tazer814: !banbet SPY -1.8% 72h
[+9] u/good-times-: Now that we are close to ATH it’s time to buy /s
[+9] u/followedbymeteor: Im fuckin tired of people buying stocks everyday no matter what
[+9] u/Broad_Front7788: Guys I'm now transitioning into being an AI can you please give me money
[+8] u/CharmingSoil: I guess all the companies are in better shape than they were before the war.
[+8] u/cramers_asshole: Mr Trump, the bears are 2 weeks away from having a nuclear bomb
[+8] u/burnerAccountDuh24: I really can’t even imagine what this would have looked like if they actually did end the war
[+8] u/JPenniman: The one stock that never deserves to be green in TSLA
[+8] u/StonkGoUp: You can either be an intelligent bear and lose all your money or a retarded bull and get rich. Stocks go up
[+8] u/PushAble2463: MSFT suddenly the star of my port
[+8] u/JuliusCaesar121: 'OH MY GOD HE SAID SOMETHING CRAZY AGAIN, TIME TO SELL!"
When is the last time this made sense? You have to be mentally retarded to respect any of this guy's bluffs at this point
[+8] u/Informal-Composer226: Msft just funded my next holiday
[+8] u/rygypi: Puts might actually be the answer this time
[+8] u/csr8765: If you’ve lost money over the last 10 sessions it is urgent that you throw in the towel and get back to burger flipping 🍔
[+8] u/art_entrepreneur: “sneakers companies were pivoting to AI infra” sounds like dot-com level regardation
[+8] u/zackacz: Can this fucking uptrend die already? I bet if I had calls right now I'd be getting raped by endless red candles.
[+8] u/Hubert000: I'm done pretending I'm a genius buying puts, retard strength to the moon.
[+8] u/btoned: Oh yea we're definitely not in some batshit mania phase. No way.
[+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: This market betting on this administration being even slightly competent is the funniest shit ever
[+7] u/ThouOne: “I’m gonna buy MSFT when it dips to $200”
Some regard probably
[+7] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: all birds up 450% because they’re now an ai company. god bless this market
[+7] u/jostradumass: It’s crazy to think we could have a 1.5% day and rip to a new ath.
But it’s also a possibility.
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Looks like the dude with 1.5M in QQQ calls was right
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Maybe NKE should pivot to AI aswell and maybe then it can be saved
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: Red Day today. 🤞🩸🤞🩸🤞🩸
Time to atone for this sinful abomination of a Complacent Rally.
It is an affront to the God of Reality in the face of a US and Global energy catastrophe that's not going away anytime soon.
[+7] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: Remember boys and girls, pigs get slaughtered
[+7] u/Impossible_Love1510: Dammit I got fomo and bought calls at top. Come on spy 700 save me
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Flat here for 2 weeks would destroy everyone
[+7] u/ThatFreakImHim: Anyone else find it ominous that oil prices are creeping up? Or am I the only one short oil?
[+7] u/poundofmayoforlunch: Allbirds up 600%. What the fuck.
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #We are overdue a massive pump LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: Is it bad i’m actually scared because nothing makes sense anymore
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Actually insane they paid out calls again LMAO
[+6] u/Humble_Explanation32: allbirds changed from making shoes to AI and just like that it jumped 300%- not a bubble
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Dang looks like we are hitting ath during oil crisis
[+6] u/Love-for-everyone: Let close the strait permanently. We will never see a red day.
[+6] u/Issa_vibe74: 700 by lunch so I don’t get theta fuk
[+6] u/treasureseason: did the market actually wait for me to buy calls so that it could dump?
[+6] u/svpa3991: “Talk dirty to me bby”
“SPY is about to break ATHs”
Oh fk don’t stop there
[+6] u/Roxorek: never red day again it seems
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Okay sure the entire world can hop inside 🥭’s ass but you still cannot teleport oil thousands of miles after a weeks long supply chain gap. I’m not saying this won’t continue to pump but stating the obvious
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Market's got rabies. Cliff dive anytime now.
[+6] u/breezygolfs: Tell me right now not to buy 0dte puts
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: buying calls is retarded but it's making money somehow
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: Took two months to drop 12% but only half a month to jump 12%. Regarded as fuck
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Footwear to AI and it’s up 420% lmao
[+6] u/ThatOneDrunkUncle: Thank god the war is over and my portfolio is fat
[+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo7975: The put to call ratio no longer exists its 0
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: Do bols realise the Mag7 is the only reason its been green the past few days. This is not what a healthy bull market looks like.
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: This market is never going to return to normal is it
[+6] u/Harp-Note: MSFT pump, quantum pump. Bull market is back.
[+6] u/oldsguy65: 🥭: The Strait is closed to all traffic.
🇨🇳: Fuck you.
🥭: China and I have opened the Strait!
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: At this point, i am convinced we should closed the strait forever. The indexes will keep going 1% daily.
Also please closed the Panama and Suez canal too. SPY 800 WILL be reached faster than the norm.
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: Does Cramer do this shit on purpose? Microsoft rocketing after he said to sell is hilarious.
[+6] u/dontslambro: It feels like it will never be red again
[+6] u/Azbroker28: Man this 697 doeswanna fall. 3rd rejection
[+6] u/gomper: Spy cant break 697. Theta chewing me up now
[+6] u/Sorry-Usual6906: There’s literally no dips to buy anymore
[+6] u/rygypi: Everyone here is wrong
[+6] u/MichaelJamesBurry: BIRD UNSTOPPABLE 20 incoming
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: SPY literally going to 800 just off cucking puts I guess. The entire market is just a big "NUH UH!" at this point.
[+6] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Whoever was shorting BIRD gonna declare bankruptcy lol
[+6] u/crywhenugetolder: I didn’t fomo into Allbirds at market open but I wish I did for a quick swing lol
[+6] u/Apfelmoes_: Guys is BIRD at a good entry price for me right now? It's up 650% today, seems pretty bullish?
[+6] u/wallstreetsimps: thinking about turning my smegma company into an Ai company
[+6] u/samwehl: This is all very suspicious
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: People laughed when I said ATH's this week
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: I still can't buy this rally. It looks like the upthrust you see in typical Wyckoff distribution patterns. If we get ATH on very low volume I would just short. You do you though. Topping is a long drawn out process
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Vix making a multi month low.
[+5] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Dude I just make 10k on tesla
[+5] u/patricktu1258: I sold yesterday thinking it was overbought. I am regard.
[+5] u/Dategmiot: Who would have thought that the market enjoys random wars and high oil prices? 🤔
[+5] u/InIce1234: Who missed the train?
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Allbird be like:"we do ai now"
\>stock surges 350% in a day
[+5] u/EnginrA: Fucking BIRD up 400% fuck this clown market
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: BIRD making NVDA look like a btch right now 🦖
[+5] u/DarthTraderrr: at what point do people start taking profits and this starts to drop? i'd imagine the drop would be BIG. a huge gap fill at SPY 670-660 imminent as well (at some point)
[+5] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: Calls on big fat hugs
[+5] u/darklordyy: Wait so a shoe company with no shoes just slapped ai on its name and everyone’s buying?
[+5] u/dinanm4: This is just stupid last night I read murmurs about all birds and I monkeyed in 5000 shares at $2.55 average. I’m up fucking crazy. Just sold everything at $13.25.
WHAT THE FUCK 😂
[+5] u/Dysbit: Its gonna just tickle 7000 before the most epic crash back to 6500
[+5] u/somewhere_cool: Wtf it actually wants to try 697 again
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: Never short into strength, and buy into weakness
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Where’s the guy that doubled down on his QQQ calls? Balls if platinum.
[+5] u/spectra444: HERE WE GO F YOU 697
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: I AM SCARED, IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP....
[+5] u/SilentExtinction: that spy chart looks so organic with that green dick sticking out of the rounded top.
[+5] u/Pauldoc001: Allbirds or Pets .com Redux?
[+5] u/Confident_Event9773: Big, fat, hug from spy
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: What puts are we buying
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine if we can pull up a menu and see our health bar and it's 100% accurate. I would be eating all kinds of food and trying every exercise to see which increases my health bar.
The only thing we got right now is bloodwork that takes a few hours to process if you have your own team that does it immediately but most people don't so it takes a few days to a week.
[+5] u/SkoomaJunki3: It’s finally nice weather out. Thank jeebus
[+5] u/johannschmidt: All with no progress on peace and soaring oil.
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: in my last post yesterday I said I brought 1.7k -> 32k this week
cashed 29k, 23k went to individual brokerage (5k buy on open, remainder on VOO), 6k to myself
remaining 3k went to 697C 0dte that are 70% up
thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: LMAO bears getting hard from a 1 dollar drop to 696 from 697
[+5] u/eggplant_parm827: And instant V as expected.
[+5] u/InIce1234: Bulls enjoy their free ride to tendieland.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Oh lawwwwwd some of you gonna get absolutely bent on allbirds lmao
[+5] u/poopieuser909: when you go to a store during red friday and see things 50% off, a normal person would go "what a deal let me get it", a bear goes "it will go lower"
[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: The answer to Nikes problems has been right there all along: stop selling shoes and start selling AI LMAOOO
[+5] u/Skyy_guy: Allbird really doubled since I saw it ripping this morning
[+5] u/SZJX: It's gonna stop right before ATH isn't it
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: This movement seems weird i dunno like it's not like the past 2 days
[+5] u/nebulatraveler23: Market breaking ATH is bearish and i should short it right?
I forgot to mention, I am stupid.
[+5] u/Rrrandomalias: If you start seeing these in the comment section the top is in 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/hallett21: The uranium yearns for enrichment
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Bulls celebrating the United States of Zimbabwe forfeiting their world currency reserve status while simultaneously printing that already devalued dollar straight into the dirt.
Weird people.
[+5] u/Stockengineer: Just buy any 2 min red candle and hold till eod lol
[+5] u/Tasty-Coyote-9899: 🇮🇷 actually thought they had the cards?
[+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: man 2026 markets is fun you beat Earnings by 40%? you drop 20%
you miss expectations 25% and barely beat your own forecast? only drop 5%
[+5] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: Just called my boss said "I'm not coming into work today." he said "Dude we fired you three months ago."
[+5] u/TimmyTimmyTurner98: Manipulated = I was wrong
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Pretty crazy that you could have sat on your hands all last week after 7 green days in a row and then decided to go all in on calls Monday and would be up massively. Why do I bet against regardation?
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: The average volume for BIRD is at 201k but right now it's 141 million
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Every time some bad news hits we drop -0.5%
#Then the said bad news gets partially resolved or delayed and we pump 2%
#Then another step taken in the right direction and we pump another 2%
#By the time the issue is fully resolved and gone, we are already up 7-8% easily LMAO🤌
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Just when you think BIRD couldn't go any higher, just another casual 100% wtf
[+5] u/ajr901: It wants to break past 697 so bad
[+5] u/Smile-Nod: ALLBIRDs, shoes that work for you.
[+5] u/MichaelJamesBurry: brother at this rate BIRD might break to 30
[+5] u/txnoodle: Account started going up once I realized stocks only go up. No need to fight the trend
[+5] u/swampassOG: 700 was promised 2000 years ago
[+5] u/undiscoveredpain: Spy 700 not a joke what is this market 💀
[+5] u/PanamaCanelOwner: Theres no way we can have AI's tell us all we are exactly right every single day and that not affect us
[+5] u/wittari: Run till thurs on hopes of peace —> goes to shit and bigly red friday into weekend —> peace & victory declared over the week and we rip again
[+5] u/Samjabr: Sing along, kids!
"I'm a stupid ber, look at me!"
"I'm a stupid ber, as stupid as can be."
[+5] u/Original-Snow9764: Going all in on calls, now it’s going to sink
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: How do all these people afford brand new Tahoe’s, Suburban’s, etc.?
[+5] u/Leading_Fruit_5117: made 200 bucks today, thanks for pumping guys
[+5] u/ArkAngelEV: And HE will wipe away every tear from their eyes, red days and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor bear pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.
SPY 940 EOY
[+5] u/Hist0racle: We're actually getting 700 aren't we. On the same day a shoe company is up 400% for converting to an AI company.
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Rally finally losing some steam. Might not see a pump tweet because the market are no longer shitting itself
[+5] u/_IsNull: Shoe company with nothing about AI pivoting to AI = 400+% gain?
[+5] u/Jahweii: I looked at SPY and said yeah right, but I’m too scared to buy puts
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: This is awesome. Maybe start another war??
[+5] u/zuziannka: Mango mentioned Strait is open so we all can go for a a swim less gooo
[+5] u/uncsucks: I want a hit of whatever SPY is smoking
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Um, what is going on.
[+5] u/Visual_Amphibian6527: That drop killed me fuck
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: I paperhanded again at the bottom. Saw all my ytd gains evaporate and didn’t wanna go negative. Of course I did this again
[+15] u/mackattack-77: A shoe company, up 650% in a day, because they went from shoes to AI. Is this the second coming of pets.com?
[+14] u/GrassOrAss954: This is helmet wearing levels of retardation
[+14] u/kairepaire: Wait, a shoe company is doing AI now? This is suddenly very dotcombubbleish
[+13] u/Namtabmal: Hey guys can you invest in my new start up?
Its called Micro Tech Quantum Rocket Computing AI, Inc.
We are looking at 45 billion valuation to start with, we have no sales but we are extremely focused on delivering next generation Microtechquantumrocketcomputing technology with the use of AI.
[+13] u/leftygrooviness: Price of a McDouble is up 130% since 2019.
SPY up 130% since 2019.
Am I a financial analyst?
[+13] u/music_is_gud: Oil pivoting to AI so that it can resume its pump
**LMAO** 🤌
[+12] u/FunInteraction9796: i lowkey miss 630 spy
[+12] u/jamesjordisierra: Congrats bols, even tho this is irrational and illogical, you guys won.
I'm a trans bear, half in stocks half in cash, should have went full stocks
[+11] u/Wild_Cheesecake_6630: Fuck this shit I just yoloed what I have left in may puts
[+11] u/Ok-Reach-2580: Nike should announce a pivot to AI. It would have a trillion dollar market cap EOD.
[+11] u/TABid-5073: SPY is flat for 4-5 months, dumps a bit because of all the war stuff then just decides to rocket 11% in 2 weeks for what exactly?
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: if we end the day red i'll eat a piece of my uncle's shit
jk i was gonna do that anyway lmao
[+10] u/XTotallyDifferentGuy: So BIRD has now officially pumped high enough that when the inevitable crash comes, there will be a cargo-cult sub where all the bag holders post "DD" about how "Bird is going to turn it around and go right back to $20 (from $3) if they just do this one thing..."
Looking forward to it.
[+10] u/HywayKind: nothing like a 4 month dump getting erased in 2 weeks
[+10] u/wildcat1055: Remember when the country was at war and we had high inflation?
Yeah, me neither
[+10] u/Equivalent-Train-906: bears are right
bulls are rich
life ain't fair
[+10] u/e30jawn: Today is gonna be a funny scene in 2 Big 2 Short.
[+9] u/adwise27: How do I get my landscaping business that I started 12 minutes ago listed on Nasdaq so I can transition it from agriculture to AI? Hmmm
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: HELL HAS OFFICIALLY FROZEN OVER! SANDISK IS HAVING ITS FIRST RED DAY IN HISTORY. TRADE DESK IS HAVING ITS FIRST GREEN DAY IN HISTORY. AND FINALLY, ALLBIRDS HAS DECIDED TO GO FROM SHOES TO AI (UP 800%). BLESSED WE ARE TO BE LIVING IN THESE TIMES.
[+9] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Has anyone considered Clavicular's stance on The Middle East?
[+9] u/ateranol: If US is ending it’s blockade then that means we have 50% less countries blockading the strait. And that’s in just one day.
Bullish.
[+9] u/Affectionate-Day2743: someone out there is down 30% on Allbirds today
[+8] u/aqjingson: Congrats to whoever catches top of allbirds
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: The year is 2050 and at the direction of prezident Barron, the US military has just signed a multi trillion dollar deal with the worlds number one defense company Allbirds.
[+8] u/devereaux: This pump screams of desperation to change the political narrative. People leaning so hard on the stock market as a proxy for the "economy" can't let it drop like it had
[+8] u/ilikemgs: Pump you fucker, I’m not trying to have 5 million when I’m 60. I want that shit this year
[+8] u/Coley44: Shoe company pumping 657% in one day for pivoting to AI on a $50 mill convertible note to build data centers. For sure man
[+8] u/old-cow666: 700 then dump back to 640
[+8] u/Microwave-Dave: SP500 7000
Oil up. Stonks up. Oil down. Stonks up.
[+8] u/Brief_Challenge_1163: Breaking From Aljazeera - TLDR Israel planning attack on Iran and Lebanon
Israeli army chief Eyal Zamir says the army has “approved plans for the continuation – both in Lebanon and in Iran”. He said that the army struck Iran with the US army “hard, stripped them of their defensive capabilities, and weakened them.”
“Now we must not allow them any achievements on the nuclear issue, in Hormuz, and in the other matters on the table,” he added. “We know how to scramble them for an immediate powerful strike.”
Regarding Lebanon, the official said that its attacks on Hezbollah in the south of the country continue. “We are capturing and clearing key areas and removing threats from the northern settlements.”
[+8] u/NoProfessional4650: When you cum but she’s still sucking
[+8] u/SoothingWafer: Going to take an AI enabled shit
[+8] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Breaking!!!
General Mills (GIS) a premier maker of boxed and boxed related foods has announced it will be producing AI cereals. These next gen cereals will be infused with AI to power the next generation of boxed foods.
[+8] u/NativePlant870: This shit is so manipulated
[+7] u/Fabulous_Fee_7000: Just loaded puts... I waited patiently all week
[+7] u/Overflow0X: Perma bear here. Just heads up I am switching to calls. If I am gonna be fucked by this regarded market, I am taking you down with me.
[+7] u/Overflow0X: SPX touching 7000 for first time while there is a fucking war and blockade in middle east, and awful economy data. God just wants us bears to suffer personally.
[+7] u/ercanbas: My phone is burning hot from being on RH all day
[+7] u/Namtabmal: "Sell when others are greedy" is the worst advice Ive ever heard.
Heres the updated one:
"Balls deep in Calls, the market never falls"
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: You knew it would be time to full port TSLA last week when JPM downgraded it Lmaoooooooooo
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: "Now THIS is the drop" I said, fool-me-thricily
[+7] u/Coloradospruce33: Just saw Zuckerberg’s AI clone drive past me on 95 South
[+7] u/rusty888: **Three** things are happening at once:
1. **AI** chips are doubling in power every few months.
2. **Oil** can literally get blockaded tomorrow.
3. The **US debt ceiling** will legally blow up in July.
[+7] u/kairepaire: >The Campbell's Company announces a pivot to AI. CEO of the canned soup company says their extensive knowledge of heat and liquids will give them a unique advantage in data center cooling.
[+7] u/IntroductionOwn9781: Apple is pivoting to become a sport shoe company - bullish
[+7] u/lostinspacs: 3rd strongest tech rally in 15 years.
The top 2 were the Covid bottom and the bear market rally in April 2022
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: so market crashes are a myth isn't?
[+7] u/shaun678: Lol bers eat the 7k spy
[+7] u/FG-Oracle: It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system
[+7] u/betyourask: It’s obvious that ai is a runner and therefore will need shoes. Invest accordingly.
[+7] u/SpikyLlama: we're shorting the shit out of AI bird shoes right
[+6] u/I-CAN-DO-EAT: We really finna hit ATH today..🤡 🤡 🤡
[+6] u/Standard_Narwhal4213: Finally gave in and became a retarded bol and already up 20 percent on my calls only wish I'd have done this sooner
[+6] u/FrostingOk2692: Betting against tesla is very risky, as their massive supplies of bullshitium can inflate the value of the stock greatly at any time.
[+6] u/LetigiousBoobFart: my CCs expiring this week that i sold last friday:
HOOD $71
MSFT $392.5
RDDT $140
WHOOPS!
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Just saw a Range Rover with the license plate 1.0 GPA. He belongs here!
[+6] u/sauronII: Claude, turn this shoe factory into a datacenter. Make no mistakes.
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: gonna name my first (bastard) child AI, the second (legitimate) child Quantum, and the third(bastard) space.
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Marine amphibious group en route lmao
[+6] u/NativePlant870: You’ll never get spy 700 bulls ha
[+6] u/Odd_Papaya8305: I feel a 1% dump coming soon
[+6] u/MrRobotFancy: imagine a guy sitting behind a desk in an office, wearing a suit, and they're like "i maintain tsla is a buy at $400." it's like sketch comedy.
[+6] u/aqjingson: Whenever 🌽 becomes hot again, allbirds going to say they also mine 🌽
[+6] u/Long-Sector6282: So I shorted NVDA yesterday, why?
[+6] u/TheBlueBlaze: You can't tell me this shit isn't glorified gambling if a shoe company's stock goes up 1000% because they announced they're an AI company now.
[+6] u/hey-coffee-eyes: I am pivoting from flipping burgers at Wendy's to being a data center. Give me 500 billion dollars please
[+6] u/ercanbas: I think they are frontloading tech earnings.
[+6] u/Few-Tax4386: Qatar complaining bout the Iran War and being a huge supporter of Mango is classic leopards eating face
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: no red days. fckn ever. fckn rigged af
[+6] u/99Fan: This Iran war is turning into the Ukraine war; nobody gives a shit anymore, old news. Back to markets ripping.
[+6] u/zurijer: WAR IS WHAT WE NEEDED FOR ATH
[+6] u/dbd209: All bullshit aside, I have been here since right before 2020 and I have missed out on everything, while seeing my peers surpass me in every way in life. I am not trying to have anyone feel sorry for me, it's my own fault at the end of the day, but man, when I say I feel like total and utter shit right now. These past 2 weeks have been some of the lowest points of my life.
[+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: I am pleased to announce that my crotch rot is finally subsiding.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I will buy puts once again. Call me captain America or something for my sacrifice for a bolish m00rkit
[+6] u/ibetyouliketes: Tbh I'm not ready to move on from Michael Jordan feeling that kids ass
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: remember when bears said “remember when bulls said war is bullish”
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: Take 🥭 phone away so he don't ruin this for us
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: Strait of Hormuz is pivoting to AI
[+6] u/firstandlast0202: SPX 7000 🥳🥳🥳🥳🍹🍹🎉🎊🪅🎈👯♀️🥳💃👯👯💃💃
[+6] u/Ozqi: Time to buy more ASTS.
[+6] u/OnlyBols: I identify as AI now
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: I guess getting rid of Pam Bondi was the push we needed to start pumping again lol
[+6] u/2QuarterDollar: I’m so used to trauma I don’t believe this
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: 3rd greatest tech rally in a decade on... speculation that we are less screwed, but still screwed? What?
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: DUMP DUMP DUMP, SPY AND CVNA START DUMPING, CVNA TO 350 SPY TO 690
[+5] u/f0xinaround: The government start investing in TSLA again or something? Or did some trust fund kid get his inheritance?
[+5] u/TreGet234: Triple topping 6998 😩
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: That will show them.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Can someone call me a paper-handed little bitch so I stop selling at open? Literally watched my Tesla calls go 10x after I sold 😩
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: is we getting stimulus checks
[+5] u/OkExercise4093: 694-698 range for the next 2 daays
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: SPY just barely cucked itself out of ATH.
[+5] u/pepe_____-: Goddamn why y’all so bullish lmao, fuck
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Unstoppable retard energy. On just literally everything.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Why the fuck didn’t I wake up this morning and think to myself “I’m going to hit a 120 bagger on TSLA 0DTE calls today”?
[+5] u/Stewarto_0705: SPY 700 actually wasn't a meme huh
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Y'all remember when TSLA would constantly squeeze couple years ago? Ah, does it feel nice to be back
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: Just bought SNDK for the first time, sorry bulls
[+5] u/BaconGelato: i believe this pump is just margin call for bears
[+5] u/sauronII: My pronouns are A/I - give me money!
[+5] u/funkdizzletron: We’re going to ATH not because we should, but because we could
[+5] u/iH3R0: Love it how the world goes to shit but spy is hitting the all time high lol
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Recently married dudes, how do you explain your massive loss carry forwards to your wife when you do your taxes together for the first time?
[+5] u/cannythecat: Hands up who bought sndk calls at 960
[+5] u/ButtholePlungerz: BIRD will be the reason for an AI crash lolol
[+5] u/Jemmani22: I 100% looked for puts on bird 45 minutes ago
[+5] u/Cramer4President: Tsla bears fucked, just like old times.
Crushing ath again by June
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: GO ALL IN ON NBIS
HUGE NEWS COMING
INSIDER INFORMATION
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Everyone acts like Gen Z slang is some mystery. It’s pretty mid tbh…
[+5] u/Ok-Reach-2580: I am considering converting my garage into an AI facility. Anybody have a cool 50 milly to set me up?
[+5] u/No_Cod972: bers fought the fed and the fed won
[+5] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: Quit work, downed a half bottle of rum and I just full ported into ASTS
[+5] u/CigInside: Shiller PE at highest of any time except 2001, all birds making data centers out of shoes, global conflict and sky rocketing input costs.
Believe it or not calls
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Breaking: Dicktowel.com opening AI data center.
[+5] u/A10cc: If a shitty shoe company has to convince people they are transitioning into an AI company, this is the TOP LMAO
[+5] u/Ryu6912: Please don't be an actual rug pull lmao go back up
[+5] u/CigInside: Wow that piece of cheese looks good. Ignoring the guillotine right above it
[+11] u/CrabyDicks: PDT flags feel like a punishment for being poor
[+11] u/ThoseGelInsertThings: BREAKING NEWS: The pump is continuing.
[+11] u/Dry_Bar_4965: I tried to SHORT ALL MORNING, but it kept going HIGHER.
The second I SWITCH to LONGS, it DUMPS.
[+11] u/WingedScapula420: I just do not understand what is going on anymore
[+10] u/Itchy_Election_5327: lmfao doubled down on calls- we aint going nowhere
[+10] u/Pluth: Pam Bondi somewhere said "S&P 500 is at 7000", and the all knowing, all listening market heard and started to dump.
[+10] u/Senpai_Slime: Am I missing something? People pissing and shitting over a 0.1% drop? During a 10-11% SPY rally?
[+10] u/lookingforajob2020: literal instant V shape recovery
[+10] u/Thom-_-Bjork: This a market for regards, built by regards.
[+10] u/Ok-Mango-5228: Feeling cute, my lose all my money in puts
[+10] u/Turtlesaur: I told my mortgage lender that I was pivoting to AI, from being an employee, and my Mortgage pre-approval went from 500k to 25 million.
[+10] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Regards gambling 6 figures on 0DTE is great sign of economy
[+10] u/zangor: A week from now we’re all gonna be like “damn I didn’t buy puts when SPY was 697 wtf was I thinking”.
[+10] u/Asleep-Strike4978: Try buying a few calls. Then you’ll see
[+9] u/daedalus_dance: Dead cat bounces are not normally to all time highs so if this is a fake out its fucking funny.
[+9] u/sufficiently7777: The cope from bears calling this a rug. They all came storming in
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: #DOUBLE TOP CAWK SUNKERS
[+9] u/Antique-Flight-5358: This cant be for real....This slope...this green...its fucking riving me insane
[+9] u/goldenlamp: This market is insane
[+9] u/nikerock: Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We are currently experiencing some turbulence, but the mission to Mars will resume shortly.
Thank you for your attention to this matter. Praise Allah.
-TSLA probably.
[+9] u/NotRllytho: # I DID THE TOUCHING
[+8] u/Fast-Steak-7730: SPY up 10% and drops .2% and bulls think it’s over 💀
[+8] u/Devastaytah: Are we allowed to have red days yet?
[+8] u/AgentBlackwell: everyone dislikes TSLA except the market, got it
[+7] u/fuzzywuzzy123: I LEARNED FROM YESTERDAY'S -20K SWING. Never buying 0DTEs, buying 5 days out, at small amounts. Also went back to my bread'n butter leveraged inverse ETFs. Couldn't shake me out of my 🐻 position TODAY!
[+7] u/Snoo23417: I can't believe the only reason this is turning down is me finally selling my puts.
[+7] u/Metal-Water: Damn sold my puts too early
[+7] u/pain474: So you're telling me the 300 bucks loss earlier on puts would be up 2k now? :)
[+7] u/powerboner: OH GOLLY GEE!!! Made my 15K for the day. I’m out. See you all at 9:30am EST tomm
[+7] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
SPY CEO reportedly facing criminal charges for allowing 2 consecutive red candles on the daily.
More at 11
[+7] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: We are in full on retard mode now boys
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Congrats to all dip buyers AGAIN
Bears 🤡🤡
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Just YOLO'd retirement into BIRD. If the hookers and blow don't kill me, the work behind Wendy's will.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Shaking out the paper hands for TSM earnings tonight?
[+6] u/killerbeeswaxkill: Oh fuck here we go again
[+6] u/A55BAG: TSLA ripping with other unprofitable tech stocks 😉
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Now the Ai circle jerk is going around the second time. BIRD pumping is just too funny. You cannot make this shit up.
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Red candle at 700 wow
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Bulls are going to have an aneurysm seeing red after 10 Green Day’s
[+6] u/Kirko_Cousins: Lol, puts are sending SPY and QQQ to the heavens.
[+6] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: How the fuck did I find a way to buy the losing stock. Fuck you asts
[+6] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Told myself I’d sell if we hit $.25 from ath. Glad I did
[+6] u/HeftyBox3580: This market is rigged and fake. No longer talking to one of my childhood best friends who works for a 3 letter bank after he told me he bought 1000 shares of BIRD yesterday because of ‘just a gut feeling’
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I was on the edge about the whole AI bubble thing until Allbirds today
[+5] u/Antique-Flight-5358: Where is all the CASH for buying coming FROM???
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I love AI. Can i have a million dollars now, please?
[+5] u/Good_Application6245: alright im buying calls party is over
[+5] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: NVDA needs to break through ATH to confirm the bull run
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I honestly don’t think I’ve seen a major product go down as much as Claude. Love it but between the vibe coded desktop releases and the api just breaking they need to get their shit together
[+5] u/31andnotdone: depressionmaxxing part two
[+5] u/Pernicious_Pearl: sell everything this is the top the crash is happening
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: Don’t fight it bulls, it’s like quicksand. The more you move the lower it will go. Take it like men, been insufferable all god damn day.
[+5] u/afishinacar: Good to know that if my business ever fails I can pivot to AI even if it makes no sense and cause a short squeeze on my stock sending up 500%+
[+5] u/miromar65: There are gonna be so many Allbirds bag holders
[+5] u/n0m0rem0ney: You get what you deserve for betting against america
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: long dated SPY puts for me.
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: Are we at ATH because dollar is taking a shit?
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: grabbed 30 4/17 695 puts for 2.5
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: I was downvoted on March 30th for saying buy leaps here with everything you have lol
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Perfectly healthy price action on TSLA
[+5] u/factcheckauthority: People don’t realize the rug is a actually a magic carpet & we’re riding it
[+5] u/doctorqaz: Can’t wait for GRND.AI
[+5] u/AccidentDesperate5: what the fuck is this blood red waterfall
[+5] u/superMans_: Shoes to GPUs has to be a top signal
[+5] u/reminder_paws10: What happened in the last 30min, just drove to work
[+5] u/AP123123123: tesler is standing next to the cliff
[+5] u/Antique-Flight-5358: The algos buy and wait for you to buy...then sell off and repeat...dont follow the algo
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: I don't know where this misconception comes from that Iran is fighting the US with ancient 50 year old RPG-7 and subs from the cold war when they're literally getting supplied with the cutting edge military tech from China and Russia.
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Gonna be a flat ass theta burn day.
[+5] u/bbbyismymommy: Wow oil Up Stocks Up all up
[+5] u/AlanSellicka: Wow, less than a dollar to ath
[+13] u/Future_Hyena2562: A couple more days of 18% gains and I’ll break even 🤡
[+12] u/COVIDtheDestroyer: Two straight weeks of green. Whoever is buying at these levels has some big balls or is highly regarded
[+11] u/confused_teabagger: >Bessent ‘optimistic’ that gasoline prices going back to $3 a gallon this summer
That's practically free!
[+11] u/DeepFriedAnoos: There is no war in Ba Sing Se
[+11] u/jeffynihao: I turned 10,000 into 60. Can someone tell me how to reverse this.
[+11] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Market just hit an all time high and you’re still poor
[+10] u/JugoShvili: Most irrational exuberance of all time?
[+10] u/likamuka: the insanity that is happening now is a direct consequence of the inability to come to terms to rein in the utter bottomless greed that got exponentially worse and worse after the GFC.
[+10] u/whodey84: It's 2028, SPY just broke $12,000 up 3% on the day after news says that the Hormuz may open.
[+10] u/FlatwormBig5514: The market just pumped over something that "could" happen? Seriously? This is insane.
[+10] u/Snoo-90587: Where is the “congratulation to all dip buyers” all caps guy
[+9] u/PicklesAreTight: Is it worth it violating Robinhood’s day trade rule for $3000 in gains?
[+9] u/vinojpm: Watching SPY break ATH like watching your favourite sports team get a point
[+9] u/cbusoh66: People will soon point to that shoe company "pivoting" to AI as the final signal before the AI bubble bursting
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: I think maybe we are not in a rational market
[+9] u/ClaytonRook: Record all time highs. Anyone who pretends to know what’s going on is clearly lying.
[+9] u/bub356: The moment I bought puts after I saw a double top it shot straight up 😂
[+9] u/ilwb: I guess all you need is to make a war and then cancel it to get to new aths huh
[+8] u/OkLength37: I made +14% today, I’m not satisfied until it’s -14%😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
[+8] u/TheLongestLake: I think OpenAI is in a difficult spot because they can't do enterprise AI. Same with Grok. The only AI companies I would invest in are Anthropic, Google, and Allbirds.
[+8] u/NaturalFortune8397: WHY WOULD YOU SPEND HARD EARNED MONEY ON SPY PUTS WHEN THE MARKET IS THIS RIGGED
DO YOU JUST LIKE BEING POOR?
[+8] u/elcasar: *scratch scratch*. Y'all got any more of them failing clothing companies about to pivot to AI??
[+7] u/cbusoh66: My cousin is pivoting his taco food truck to AI
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Don’t forget to give your mouse a little shake on teams if you’re working
[+7] u/Touch_My_Anoos: Fuck selling shoes, we are a tech company now.
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: if you want a good laugh, ask your preferred ai chatbot what would happen to the market if inflation was running above 3% for a year, oil was over 90 for a month, and the US has had tariffs of at least 10% on all countries for a year.
[+7] u/Sco_420: SPY teasing ATH’s. bears in shambles.
[+7] u/elementcirca15: If nike transitioned to ai, it would be up 1 trillion %
[+7] u/CompleteChemical4198: so if the US starts issuing insurance to oil tankers can iran short squeeze our position via long $RPG positions?
[+7] u/Ok_Winner9825: Do people actually think Hormuz situation will be resolved without any issues?
[+7] u/lordricer: I looked away for 2 seconds and missed my opportunity to not be poor
[+7] u/Any_Bluebird1765: Not tryna brag but i paid enough taxes to keep the USS Freedom supplied with urinal cakes for a whole year
[+7] u/FlatwormBig5514: Been trading for some years now. Not sure if I've ever seen anything like this.
[+7] u/spudbro00: spy is up 70 fucking dollars in 11 trading days on 30% of the normal volume, crazy
[+6] u/afterlight02: “Be fearful when others are greedy & greedy when others are fearful”. The problem: this guy doesn't consider the case when everyone is regarded.
[+6] u/peopeopeopeo10: End of the world is over
[+6] u/Heyumpp: The infamous Inverted Triple Lindy! If we hit 698.01, it's a clear confirmation of an upwards trend to 698.06, but if the Black Falcon Formation develops on the 1m chart, it's possible we don't stop falling until the WorldStar Floor bottom, which may occur at either 697.14 or 696.88. Either way, I'm incredibly ish on SPY right now.
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Time to sell it all I dont trust this shit one min I'm out
[+6] u/Togashi_pls: Right back at ATH is actually hilarious
[+6] u/No-Butterfly-9989: Bers downvoting every comment 😂🫵
[+6] u/beerstearns: Brb gonna go blockade my toilet
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: If it goes to 700 I’ll finally be able to get a breast reduction
Come on spyyyy
[+6] u/jlw993: That chart is disgusting
[+6] u/kwarknagel: Come on Donaldinho Pumperino, truth nuke us over 700
[+6] u/lSazedl: wow it might acutally hit 700 today
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ok, seriously this time. Hear me out.... Puts
[+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: Entirely possible that very bad news choke slams this rally
The price movement is like if every stock found the cure for cancer
[+5] u/memmolemmo: These last 2 hours will be immensely painful for da bers.
We goin past $700.
[+5] u/longGERN: Don't blink or we'll go down 1.82
[+5] u/twistnblaze: 12% move on spy in 3 weeks LMAO strap in lads
[+5] u/scm66: Guys, I'm pivoting my trash pickup business to AI.
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: Tsla such a great investment I’m going all in !
[+5] u/blackfarms: 100% a Sell the News Event.....
[+22] u/SundayAMFN: Trump starts war in Iran: -10%
Nothing accomplished but oil left at crippling prices: +15%
[+20] u/twostroke1: Just woke up from a 14 day coma. I can’t wait to see how much my puts print due to the Iran situation. I bet spy is at like 400 by now lmao.
[+15] u/order-rejected: https://preview.redd.it/zbx74ttcjevg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7135f194546de072a0afade170d13544b8092795
BERS RN:
[+14] u/Weak_Ostrich459: So youre telling me if I dumped $5k into BIRD yesterday, I would be up $45k because they went from making shoes to AI datacenters? Bro what timeline is this 💀
[+13] u/vanceraa: Imagine typing SPY 700 in the daily two weeks ago
retards would laugh you out the room
[+12] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Congratulations to bul for winning the stonk market
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: "Who THE FUCK is buying this shit right now?" said the bear, as his 401k autobought another share
[+12] u/Bob_the_peasant: “If you had invested 1 million dollars in allbirds a long time ago (yesterday) it would be worth 7 million dollars”
-the motley fool
[+12] u/Outrageous-Voice1459: https://preview.redd.it/p520hwh1hevg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a7da45a6c96061327ebc61809cc237e4e45c0b5
First time trading options for real and made $1,100 holy fuck man that’s my monthly rent I could cry rn. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO BOYYYSSSSS SPY TREATED ME REAL GOOD TODAY 😎😎😎😎😎😎
[+12] u/Aware_Secret_8910: This is the most insane rally I have seen in my life
[+11] u/Knarre30: This is beyond retarded. Iran threatens to start new attacks. Strait is closed and we head in an energy crisis. But sure lets hit 700. Feels like endtime
[+11] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #BERSSSS
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+11] u/2muchnet42day: Shit will blast through 700 because I refuse to sell my damn puts.
[+11] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: Okay so SPY 700 is really happening
[+11] u/Effective_Put_5209: Well, puts weren't the play...
[+11] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Something else has to be driving this delusional rise. I'm all for a rebound, but after the Iran war, everything is left in much worse condition. Inflation, oil pricing, oil infrastructure, billions wasted on a pointless war, an additional $250 billion to the military to be wasted, and now they already have plans drawn up for invading Cuba. Absolutely wild watching videos of sailors stranded in the Strait of Hormuz for over 3 weeks making videos to past the time, while this crackhead market is just frantically buying everything no matter what, lmao. Even fraud masters CVNA rebounded. Incredible.
[+10] u/maplessbastard: Spy 800 by next week
[+10] u/DumbNutter: Was down -$50k today on full ported puts. Got lucky with the dump intraday to get out break even. Then switched to calls and will end the day +$10k. I am a degenerate gambler.
[+10] u/Capable-Yak-8486: SPY moving like a meme coin is definitely healthy and totally normal.
[+10] u/Elonmuskishuman: If you’d invested $10,000 in $nke in 2021, you’d gave $2500 today 💀
[+9] u/drmantis_toboggan13: https://preview.redd.it/26nfvqh9ievg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1ac8d5b1535de62e2d5b71d6521f61141ac6bf
It’s over 💔
[+8] u/Superente_: I am a perma bull, but even I am in complete disbelief. This rally is insane. And I don´t see it stopping anytime soon either.
[+8] u/Chiinoe: Chats moving so fast. Nobody will see that I actually love my wife.
[+8] u/skin_flute_player: I’ve seen it all now. A shoe company can identify as an AI company. Wild times we are living in.
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: They laughed at me last week when I said to start loading up Microsoft leaps around 500 strike
They still do, but they used to also
[+8] u/pleasestoptalkin: Block every strait we see on a map! Keep it pumping
[+8] u/Summerdaysengineer: If we hit 700, I think we blow past it and go 705
[+8] u/girflush: war is bullish was not just a meme
[+8] u/borrokalaria: SPY 700 on a tax day?
[+8] u/fknbtch: i can't focus on my work rn this is so funny
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Rug pull at $700 back to $600 would be funny af
[+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: i have literally never seen anything like this in more than 20 years in this market
[+7] u/Medical-Caramel-7857: Guys, you are welcome for ATH on spy. I decided to buy puts today so I am going to take credit for this
[+7] u/Instigator890: From -2.5k to +3k thank you QQQ
[+7] u/fenriswulfwsb: Highly suspect rally. I'm scared to buy puts but dear Lord this can't be sustainable.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: The market: Stronger than it has ever been in history
Bears: This looks so weak! 🤡
[+7] u/dentwon: If BIRD isn't a peak bubble signal, I don't know what is.
[+7] u/DCrebuilds: Not even in the market rn but the 700 edging is fun to follow
[+7] u/n1ck90z: Probably last time we see 600s
[+7] u/HighPriestOfDongs: Dread it. Run from it. 700 arrives all the same.
[+7] u/KroKart100: This is the most important time in American history…spy crossing 700
[+7] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: So we are just going to sail thru 700 like we weren’t at 630 2 weeks ago good times
[+7] u/davidbigham: Now imagine we blocking another strait. SPY to 1000
[+7] u/ajibtunes: I used to have a family
[+7] u/minderbinder49: sold my 700 calls and bought 710 calls lfg
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: BREAKING: Hot Topic transitioning to AI
[+7] u/Jolly_Cicada380: Makes no sense but I’m glad I’m a perma bul
[+7] u/Any_Life_6178: It will dump
But not today😂
[+7] u/Ok_Product8015: This is the greatest market of all time.
[+6] u/JustinFl813: Bers must hate money
[+6] u/MartianSpaceCat: This is the craziest rally I have ever seen.
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: Pumping on this volume is crazy
[+6] u/htonzew: If someone had say, 2 million dollars, it would be in their best interest to avoid this subreddit like the plague to avoid horrible ideas, and just go 100% index funds and forget about it right?
[+6] u/szokdogg: That 700 wall is like fucking kryptonite
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: The crazy part of today is that I made more gains on puts than I did calls.
The prophet was right. You gotta know when to hold them, and know when to fold them.
[+6] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Another small dip to get more calls?
[+6] u/hivaidsislethal: Da fuq was the point of the kangaroo market all winter
[+6] u/Electronic-Data-2622: Just fyi, it’s not long term bullish for th largest indexes in the world to literally be gamma squeezing.
[+6] u/redshift83: Eerily reminiscent of covid
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #IMAGINE NOT MAKING MONEY TODAY
[+6] u/Bigamungus: I need an explanation holY mOLY
[+6] u/Cryogenx37: You say bull trap, but the bull keeps getting bigger and bigger until the trap itself breaks
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Just need a +2% open tomorrow and this sub will be cleansed 🤗
[+6] u/Sam_24541: Butthurt zoomers crying when stocks go up 😭
[+6] u/Atetoomanyrocks: Imagine telling someone spy 700 a week ago
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: WHY SO QUIET NOW BERS???
[+6] u/88Babies: lol I remember some people joking a couple days ago saying spy will be 700 end of week who’dve thought?!
[+6] u/Fragrant_Invite5947: I might be late but like All Birds as in the clothing brand as in the piece of clothing in my closet is now an AI Company, wth.
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: A clear top signal if there ever was one
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: SPY made a full recovery after they started hiding pete kegsbreath
[+5] u/postinga_fewtimes: SPY 700$ call received. clock’s ticking🕰️
[+5] u/deevee12: I might be early, but I’m also wrong
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: 698! 2 more! I'm already gooning
[+5] u/davidbigham: You buy at all time high and sell the next all time high.
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Retaill is too greedy to sell
[+5] u/wallstreetdiva37: What happens after 700 is the real question? Dumpity dump?
[+5] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Selling cc at the start of a relief rally was a bad idea
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Where are the line-reading-astrology-girls calling "double top, Bulls F'd" about 3 hours ago? Show yourself and your astrology diploma.
[+16] u/liquidtv78: Tf does SPY even make? fake ass company
[+14] u/Austin_Destroyer: SPY has added over $70 in 16 days on mostly bad news. Fucking wild.
[+13] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: This dead cat bounce getting kinda high
[+13] u/hotCupADank: everyone expects a dump now, so obviously SPY 710 EOW
[+12] u/darth_scion: The simulation is not programmed for 700
[+11] u/Running_OutOfTime: SPY is at ATH with $100 per barrel oil? This is a joke, right?
[+11] u/Austin_Destroyer: This is like when Ace Ventura had a slinky go down the stairs of his monastery and it stopped on the last step in the 1995 classic "Ace Venture 2: When Nature Calls"
[+11] u/Dragonlvr420: Bears just got nuked
[+10] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Spent 6 months staring at SPY practically begging for 700. Nothing.
Start an oil crisis and invade a country? SPY 700 on a random Wednesday.
[+10] u/360NoScopeDropShot69: Claim your "I was here" flag here
[+9] u/xSpectre_iD: I don't want to see the big 700 in AH or Overnight man come one just touch the number
I don't even have a position I just wanna see it
[+9] u/ThaliaFaye: spy 700 5 mins after close just to fuck over your calls
[+9] u/VaIentineX: being cash gang fucking sucks
[+9] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Next stop —-> 1000
[+9] u/xSpectre_iD: lol at the bers going
"$550 incoming" 2 weeks ago
[+9] u/Walking72: Wait what about ending civilization?
[+9] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: If you told me two weeks ago spy would push to $700, idek what I would have said tbh
[+9] u/i69like420blowjobs: The Great Bear Extinction of April 2026 — they died doing what they loved: being gay
[+9] u/Open_Waltz6902: https://preview.redd.it/oxcz6nlbsevg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4fa73600207552c74724bd2ced12200879f803
[+9] u/TomEpicure: Step 1 - Start an AI company
Step 2 - Don't profit
Step 3 - IPO
Step 4 - Profit
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
[+8] u/IDrinkSulfuricAcid: Not gonna lie it'd be pretty funny if 699.96 was the top.
[+8] u/Live_Paper8680: My ber paws are soaked with my ber tears as i mumble softly, "I don't understand"
[+8] u/Plazmarazmataz: It touched 699.99 lmao 🤌
[+8] u/nknk_3: When others are greedy, be greedier
[+8] u/Blownofftheblock: https://preview.redd.it/pt8ry6x9pevg1.jpeg?width=938&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f0d2ed263c9e183434f7cab66199e46f10ebf20
Reeeeee
[+8] u/Taiyoken: SPY 700 0dtes down 17% and now up 10%. Baconators tonight boys
[+8] u/AbletonUser333: This looks like a great time for something really bad to happen just after close.
[+8] u/hoopaholik91: 11 days for Nasdaq to go from oversold to overbought, the quickest flip ever. Crazy
[+8] u/WeighedSalt: Bro what the fuck is going on, 2 weeks ago we are at crash and 2 weeks later we are ATH???
[+8] u/AspenSki1988: Did any of you even say thank you?
[+8] u/ADynes: If someone told me we would be at ATH two weeks ago with a new war and everything else going on I would think they were fucking insane. But here we are.
[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: Why is fake internet money going up?
[+8] u/tocinoman: I paper handed my SPY $696 calls today because I'd doubled my money, but I'd have quadrupled it at this point. Some green is better than red, so I can't be too mad, I guess.
[+7] u/Quick1711: Kissed it and then said “fuck you” 🤣🤣
[+7] u/Warm_Implement3088: FOREVER GAMMA SQUEEZE
[+7] u/nyse25: # STOP GIVING ME BLUE BALLS AND HIT 700 ALREADY
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: bears thought. bulls thots
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: The banbets that will go off once we hit 700 lol
[+7] u/severed02: 699.96 lol. Would be hilarious if we enter a massive bear market and don’t see 700 for 3 years.
[+7] u/One-Process-6547: Gentlemen.....We did it.
https://preview.redd.it/tdpjt0c2levg1.png?width=536&format=png&auto=webp&s=0417713fc45d4bec1e7a89cdb9f085f43f01e9b4
[+7] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: too pussy to buy calls, and more I just lost most of my gambling account liquidity. but at least I bought shares this week and last, am up big enough doing it the non heart attack inducing way🤷♀️
[+6] u/Bitter_Ad_2500: I'm too scared to buy calls or puts at this point, fuck!
[+6] u/jassal1729: Gentlemen its been a pleasure.
[+6] u/Yesnononono: SPY at 700 is the new just the tip.
[+6] u/Altair82: getting the noose ready and staying hard so I can skeet right at 700
[+6] u/drcoonster: https://preview.redd.it/jkvkq01koevg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45711fca6384e8a3905b3bbe48c65ce0a3fd46d2
Im like a proud regarded father 🥲
[+6] u/Independent_Drop4317: Happy spy 700 day everyone
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl-79: How are we back to ATHs?! 😂
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers cant be reached for comments at this time
[+6] u/poffa-: SPY 700 will crash the Matrix
[+6] u/DiabeticMushroom: Volume has been so low this week, very obvious big players are waiting for a move. Could be up, could be down. Just know that only people that are buying rn is retail. And retail usually gets fked lol
[+6] u/Ambitious-Bit3245: Today's the day I lost it all..... Again
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: WHAT DON'T YOU ALL HAVE AN EV????
[+6] u/Pete26l96: It's funny, a couple years ago when I had $3,000 to my name I felt great and would have no problem spending $15 for a burger and fries.
Today I have a little over $100,000 and I rationalize spending the same amount of money.
[+6] u/HeadMasterpiece9372: https://preview.redd.it/4klw18tsqevg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c399138d9df166c4fcbba6d9b30c4a7dee5f3118
It was always a shrek peen boy
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: HYPE THE FUCK OUT AND BUY EVERYTHING!!!!
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: BUY HIGH SELL HIGHER!
[+9] u/LynoaFox: SPY is an infinite money glitch. No need to know anything - just buy CALLs and get rich quick.
[+8] u/KundaliniVibes: 5/1 $650 puts are $100
5/1 $750 calls are $8
[+8] u/KennytheDoggy: There are people that lost money today
Lolololol
[+8] u/Fine_Sock3874: I can’t believe I’m a part of this historic moment
[+7] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: I can’t get myself to buy anything right now.
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: there's cum everywhere
[+7] u/LeupMeisterGenral: What the fuck just hapoened
[+7] u/Rootlevelprivileges: So glad I got a screenshot rather than profits
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Where did all the sellers go? Did they all die during the war?
[+7] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: MSFT going back to $500 or will it stay “Microslop”?
[+7] u/Stack_Johnson: Lost my fortune longing every dip during the 2022 rate hike bear market. Now I basically can’t bring myself to be long anything any of the time. #emotional damage.
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Proud to be a ber …
joke. Bull4Life. Do you think I’m an idiot? Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/eje0100: I have SPY puts and I was rooting for 700.
[+6] u/Unique_username93_: Fellow bearish sentiment peeps:
Console yourself with this: couldn’t have seen this shit coming. And it’s better to be safe than to be irrational
[+6] u/radljostxx: Tf is SPY almost 700 for?
[+6] u/KennytheDoggy: Buffett could have been a trillionaire
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bers getting stretched harder than Bonnie Blue…
[+6] u/AmeriMan2: Still all cash but what the actual fuck.
This market is in another reality.
[+6] u/mannheimcrescendo: Hell yeah, finally time to dust off those spy 700 hats
[+6] u/TopTrey9: This is literally the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen, the 4/17 call option chain for TQQQ doesn’t even go much higher than what it is right now. We’re literally maxed out at the top strike price.
[+6] u/iwishiwasameme: Believe it or not, more calls.
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: Only up .6 today. Bers could and should consider this a win after the last few weeks.
[+5] u/tgff333: I feel different not the same
This kinda feeling I can't explain
There is only one thing that I can do
I feel grizzly bear-ish
How about you?
[+10] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Ho! My wife is so fat, I tell ya, when we go out to eat, she looks at the menu and says, "OK". Sheez.
[+10] u/AutomaticAerie4672: Hey, JPow: When a shoe company rips after an AI pivot, it means you printed too much money.
[+9] u/kgaerts5: Scooped up some spy puts for the correction because I’m gay
[+8] u/TheMostMid: Idk what to do tomorrow…im not holding i have cash and idk what to this market makes no sense
[+8] u/wattap: I love you stock market I love America
[+7] u/Abs_of_steel: Did we really just top at $699.99? Lmaooo this market is a clown show.
[+6] u/Numisko: Psychological barrier broken. This train will hit 800 this year too
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: 700 calls are .15 better buy em up
[+6] u/fathersucrose: My first thought during the Iran war was “how can we make China happy?”
[+6] u/A_Chair_Bear: BREAKING: NIKE to announce they are laying off all their sweatshop staff to reduce costs on manufacturing. Warehouse space to be converted into data centers.
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: NIKE STOCK POPPING ON ALLBIRD NEWS LMAOOO
[+6] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: I just woke up from coma, spy was $635 what happened
[+6] u/ComparisonNational69: So War = New ATH got it, so that mean if I punch my boss I’ll get a raise
[+6] u/lordbell21: 699.96 would be a hilarious top
[+6] u/mackey88: If SPY can’t break $700 today I am going to laugh at all the bulls.
Meanwhile, I have no money left from all my puts.
[+6] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: The SPY… the SPY is over 700! Bears… you know what to do… dance!!💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/thenamelessone7: There is so much euphoria in this thread that I should probably lock in some gains and sell
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Where were you when spy hit 700
[+5] u/bickusdickus69allday: is recession in the room with us
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: There's starting to be way too many comments like "this is gonna play out just like 2025. It's gonna be easy money".