Daily Discussion Thread for April 29, 2026

[+30] u/aniote: I always delete my downvoted comments to cut losses and I let my winning comments run. It's called good portfolio management and some of you should look into it [+26] u/civillyRange: Claude AI agent deletes company’s entire database LMAO calls on Google [+24] u/aniote: 1. Buy $1,000 dollars 2. Put it in 0DTE calls 3. If you win, keep the gains 4. If you lose, return the $1,000 to the store [+23] u/KeyInstruction641: WWW 3 doesn't matter. IRAN doesn't matter. Ai is all that matters. It's going to annihilate, us but at least the market will pump it before it happens and some people will get rich while we lose our soul. GL out there retards. [+22] u/Extreme_Green_1708: So what I’m understanding is high oil really just affects the poors [+20] u/SouthNice7324: Calls on oil. If it goes up, it pays for the petrol in my car. If it goes down the petrol in my car will be cheaper. My regard strength is strong today [+18] u/Objective_Back_2581: Today I’m retardmaxxing [+15] u/callsonreddit: Damn today gonna be fuckin wild.. FOMC + BAG7 earnings Like the superbowl for wsbtards [+14] u/TreGet234: Huh oil may actually get concerning. Luckily i'm fullported in sandisk which dgaf about anything. [+14] u/merckx3697: I’ve decided to just VOO and chill the rest of my life [+13] u/spectra444: Good Morning regards, I am once again hoping that you slept well last night and your coffee is delicious today. Have a great day ☕️🫡 [+12] u/Character_Set3454: No force on earth can pull spy down. Every company on the planet could be bankrupt spy would still be raising 1% a day suck it nerds. [+11] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Jpow(goog + meta + amzn + msft)^oil = flat, nothing ever happens? [+10] u/hv876: JPow walks to the mic in a red tie. Looks at the camera, raises rate, shows middle finger and walks away. [+10] u/FUCK_THE_BOOKS: CAR premarket volume is only 80k but the price drop 17% I guess no one wants to be bag holder [+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Could had bought any memory or Semi stock and been at Bora Bora right now But nooooo, I had to load up on HOOD because “wow HOOD under 100? What a steal!” And now instead I’m going to work today. Fuck you Vlad. Imagine operating a casino and not making money [+9] u/Iunatic: Everyone expects big moves today so nothing will probably happen. 2 of the Mag7 will rip while the other 2 tank. Nvidia will be +0.01%. Jpow will rip his shirt off and exclaim "Fuck your puts, fuck your calls," and slap 🥭 with his thick, veiny [+9] u/Foremole_of_redwall: You have a 1/38 chance of hitting your exact number in roulette. All you have to do is take all of the money out of your brokerage account and split it into 38 equal piles. If your number wins you get paid x35! So, you just have to be right in your first 34 guesses and you’ll make more money than you will make more than you would today trying to beat theta. [+9] u/davidbigham: Today is fking stacked. Big 4 earning . A lot of people will be broke after today. 😂 [+8] u/saintmitchy: Oil smoking that RFK Racoon Dick [+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: Sofi butchered my port, lmao. Luckily my average is pretty low, but still what a bummer [+8] u/Phiziqe: it is wednesday my dudes [+8] u/stonksf: WHY THE FUCCC IS INTC MOONING [+8] u/guzzledglizzy: Anyone have insider trading information? I’d like to start making Congress level returns [+8] u/Knarre30: In which stage of denial are we currently? [+7] u/sirkarmalots: Goddamn hood then Sofi. Cya at Wendy’s [+7] u/spectra444: LMAO $CAR had an expected EPS of -7.39 and still somehow missed earnings reporting -8.01… send that thing to zero💥🚗 [+7] u/dontslambro: Market literally doesn’t care about these increased energy costs. [+7] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Been learning about world war eleven after that Minnesota moron couldn’t read. The shit Japan was pulling made hitler look like the pope. Gawd damn they were doing some fucked up stuff. [+6] u/cbusoh66: I will not make any moves until I hear what Axios or Bloomberg tell me what's really happening first [+6] u/TickTockTaudit: My puts on INTC seem to be incorrectly timed [+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: soon oil will go diving, can't wait for that spy pump [+6] u/SouthNice7324: As I said before. There will be a mass extinction event tonight. To be decided if it’s bulls or bears [+6] u/FatFluffyFish: Congratulations $CAR on beating negative EPS expectation (in a negative way). KEKW [+6] u/CheeseEveryMeal: One time in Vegas, the pit boss paused the game because he was suspicious that I might be counting cards. That pit boss was a fucking moron. [+6] u/jerome-yellen: Bears glory moment yesterday was nothing but a fluke [+6] u/baconography: Coffee and cigarettes for breakfast [+6] u/Broad_Front7788: When you realize your longest lasting legacy is that bamboo plant you planted as a kid, you shall be free [+6] u/SouthNice7324: Whichever move I make today, it will be wrong [+6] u/tendiemountain: I am in a world where they all beat and revise forecasts tonight. SPY 725 in 24 hours. [+6] u/abroadbroadband: Another day of work This can't be it fam [+6] u/InitialPsychology731: Why is MSFT such a bitch [+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: Lmao market is just completely ignoring oil now. Doesn't give a fuck at all. Calls it is [+6] u/L0pat0: Some of you are stupid enough to be bearish longterm on AI [+5] u/bigmeatbag: So Donnie said King Charles fucked his mom? [+5] u/NotMe357: Memory stock is on 🔥 right now. So unbelievably lol [+5] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Had White Castle for dinner. Already on the John. I’ll be pissing out my ass all morning. Calls it is! [+5] u/Czyzzle: Tweet oil down or a whole civilization will die tonight [+5] u/ShadowMoneyLurks: Does the fed regulate the petrodollar too? [+5] u/FearlessButterfly3: Both HOOD and SoFi got kicked hard LOL [+5] u/Snackboy2000: Poor bears been binging on Taco Bell, and it shows [+5] u/Walkcure: everyone about to witness Jpow "the final fuck you". [+5] u/Sommersun1: I can't for the life of me explain why Sofi gets such gigantic beatings. [+5] u/kabbowkabbow: american man: does not wash back passage in shower because a podcaster said it will make you gay european man: nipsy so clean you can eat your dinner off it [+5] u/spectra444: I wonder how that guy who bought tons of calls on CAR at 800 is doing. Worried about him [+5] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: Jerome Powell is about to absolutely dunk on the bulls today [+5] u/LossMax: SoFi keeps denying my loans bc it says poor. Guess who's poor now [+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: For stock market advice, contact your local r/wallstreetbets Masturbation Expert ™ [+5] u/spectra444: A message to bers: buying nothing is usually better than buying puts... Hope this helps 🤞 [+5] u/hv876: Can $CAR drop another 50 points today. Asking for a friend. [+5] u/cs_cast_away_boi: Is this the earnings when wall street sees AI isn’t 10x’ing revenue and crashes? my puts are in trouble [+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost /u/Professional-Bag155 made a bet that MSFT would go to 440.0 within **1 month** when it was 377.357 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses [**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse) [+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #MSFT MOST UNDERVALUED STONK [+5] u/Jbball9269: Can’t wait to hear the Fed is going to “wait and see”. The fact they didn’t hike immediately at 9% inflation tells you that they’re toothless and scared. [+5] u/Soffatjockis: Look at that shrek cock on MU lol [+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: I’m ready for the “Good Afternoon” from Mr. Powell. [+5] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: It’s just mind boggling that people are losing jobs left and right. People are not able to find jobs easily, like not even minimum paying jobs. But apparently everything is stable and economy is booming so stonks only go up? [+5] u/horseisahorse: I don't understand the math stuff, I just like the shapes and colors [+25] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: you know the situation is bad when **AMERIFATS** and **EUROPOORS** are not insulting each other pre-market. [+19] u/KittyLover-7: Let’s be honest it’ll be: No rate change, risks to the downside, need to wait and see oil effects bla bla All 4 mags beat and raise, CAPEX won’t slow down Then the market will move not actually based on the results but purely to fuck the poors over [+15] u/hayleybts: JPow really the last adult [+15] u/rootyoot: Crude oil up. Crude oil=gasline. Gasoline is flammable. Flammable=fire. Fire goes what direction ? UP. Therefore up=green. Calls it is. -Rooty [+15] u/version-two: I’ve been clicking on ads to help boost RDDT ER. Don’t even hold a position, just doing my part. [+14] u/vermilli21: A lot of accounts are gonna get blown up today [+14] u/_Netgirth: I don’t wanna brag but my watchlist is up like 500% ytd [+12] u/b3no_coin: Oil casually at $105 and people in here are buying calls 😅 [+12] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🥭 is soon going to guard economic reports the same way he guards the epstein files. US economy numbers are genuinely turning to shit at an pace faster than wsb regards clicking the buy button on 0dte Options [+11] u/BigGain_Shrek: CAR reports -8.01 earnings per share …ouch [+11] u/AndItsThetaAgain: gm degens I hope you’re well rested It’s going to be a long day of getting destroyed by a flat market [+11] u/ShittyUsernane1222: JPOW is the last barrier between 🥭 and the complete destruction of the US economy 🥭 is following the erdogan strategy and he will drop interest rates so that the Dollar can keep pace with turkish lira. [+11] u/twostroke1: Going to record JPow’s last “Good Afternoon” and turn it into a NFT. Then sell it for billions of $’s. [+11] u/Gom_KBull: Yo but like... fr... why America working so hard to protect a warmongering pdf file? Like... 3 interventions are kinda already a lot. [+11] u/todddepri: How is my Portfolio never green despite the market constantly making new ath's? I might be the most regarded trader fuck out there. [+11] u/Comfortable733: I’m never paying Klarna back for this breakfast LMAO 🤌 [+11] u/KittyLover-7: Fuck your puts Fuck your calls One last j pow has us all by the balls [+10] u/Haikoe: Just need one more 🌮, then I’m out for good [+10] u/Mahrez-: The person who bought SOFI and HOOD calls yesterday 💀 [+10] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Wow Gold just goes down every single day now [+10] u/TranzitBusRouteB: Laughing at everyone that’s been glazing SoFi the last few weeks like it’s God’s greatest gift to man when it’s been flat garbage for 5 years… I’ve read “$100 stock trading under $20” so many times and I’m like why [+10] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Holes in my underpants but thousands blown in options, I bring shame to my family. [+9] u/A_Chair_Bear: Must. Not. Full port put. USO. [+9] u/LasyKuuga: SOFIs choice to bag hold or realise loss 🤔 [+9] u/jorel43: Omfg Intel should not be that high Jesus Christ wow, boomers just don't want to let that damn thing die [+9] u/Specialist_Fig9458: My moron brother in law says there’ll be a big rate cut today LMAO [+9] u/CEOofBeanz: 8 years of Jerome. His conviction, knowledge, and sturdiness is an inspiration to anyone [+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Open the f\*cking Strait you crazy bastards! [+8] u/FatFingerMac: Did the liberation of the Iranian people from a tyrannical regime thing happen?.. surely this wasn't all about the oil... it's never just about oil right? [+8] u/diunay_lomay_a: Sofi is such a shit stock [+8] u/SettingSavings4024: KEEP ON DROPPING CAR!!! [+8] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Damn; so on top of FOMC, and meta, goog, msft, and amzn earnings, we have GDP set for tomorrow morning too [+8] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Powell could do the funniest thing today with emergency 75 basis hike [+8] u/LaserBeamer17: FOMC isn’t gonna be shit lol JPOW will say they are going to continue to monitor the data and make decisions accordingly. Yall realize he’s still a fed governor until 2028 right? Hes not going anywhere, just no longer 🥭 punching bag [+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Hold onto to your bags gentlemen it's going to a wild ride today [+8] u/whitehypeman: I look forward to Mr. Epstein's friend running the global monetary system. [+8] u/oldprecision: Having a down day for JPOW's last meeting is outrageous, egregious, preposterous. [+8] u/Le_Flight_Chief: I love how when I bought USO calls it dumped on me. Now when I bought USO puts its ripping up. Almost time to go away for a while. [+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Im gonna miss JPow memes [+7] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: Good morning to all my Hormuz Hoez Godspeed [+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: I really truly can't believe CAR didn't dilute into that squeeze frenzy lol. Completely incompetent management there [+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I should have spent all this money on lingerie for my wife instead of 0dtes. I’d still be losing money and getting fucked but at least it would be more fun. [+7] u/Kattilaeikka: Lmao SoFi. Why the fuck did I invest in a bank with a P/E of 50. [+7] u/sheep_classes: "Indefinite blockade?" Calls on Metamucil. [+7] u/bbbyismymommy: Oil keeps mooning and Stocks are Just pinned forever No dump possible [+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: One of the most volatile days for the market and I work. My manager sucks [+7] u/MrForever_Alone69: Give me oil at 150 and we are eating diamonds for the rest of the year [+7] u/Practical_Corner8839: It’s 4 am. Where is your president? Mine is sharing a shitpost of him holding an assault rifle with explosions in the background [+7] u/mehmilani: Hear me out. Space data centers are stupid. We need to make marine data centers. We can't take oil out of the strait but we can burn it right there at sea to generate ai slop. [+7] u/UnknownM007: Gimme CAR sub100 so I can fly to my friends wedding in a few weeks [+6] u/teh_herper: I literally cannot wait for markets to open today, sweating and shaking. [+6] u/ercanbas: Already up 30k on car puts lmao [+6] u/rwc5078: Just by the looks of premarket I kinda messed up [+6] u/BigGain_Shrek: CAR - heading to 0 today [+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: There seem to be a few SOFI bagholders around. Welcome. [+6] u/oldprecision: JPOW: Fuk your mangos. [+6] u/HokageTsunadeSenju: Bear market incoming [+6] u/Dongkey_kong: Can HOOD just drop another 5%? Thank you for your attention to this matter [+6] u/knoqd_: > 🚨 IRAN HAS WARNED OF 'UNPRECEDENTED MILITARY ACTION' AGAINST CONTINUED U.S. SEIZURES OF IRAN-LINKED VESSELS - STATE-RUN PRESS TV, CITING SENIOR IRANIAN SECURITY SOURCE [+6] u/diunay_lomay_a: The dude that bought 1 milly worth of car at 200 the other day... you OK [+6] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Caved to the bear brain and will buy Coca Cola I am become Warren [+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: INTC: we have a concept of making money. But currently we’ve just been diluting the shit out this pump. [+6] u/orsomeshitidk: For those keeping up with my wildhog saga, I didn’t kill any or see any last night. Stayed up late for no reason. They’re now going the psychological warfare route. Ghosts. [+6] u/CEOofBeanz: People who try to bait road rage for absolutely zero reason are so embarrassing. Trying to transfer their self hatred on the road [+6] u/EscapeHistorical178: going to be red today isnt it. [+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: He sold covered calls? Pump it. He bought calls? Dump it [+6] u/AlGAdams: Is today brent oil earnings too?  They are mooning congrats to the CEO [+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I’m poor now because of you dumb bastards [+6] u/HeftyBox3580: Shorting Our Financial Inventories—SOFI [+6] u/borkdpasito: This is your last warning bols. 10:30am EST - if the EIA print shows crude and product draws with 3-4 million barrels/d deficit - the market WILL dump hard. The oil price is currently pumping in anticipation. Based on API print yesterday (8 million barrel gasoline draw) I expect an epic SPY dump when Brent rips to 120. Just added $3k of Petrobas to my overweight oil folio [+6] u/rotorylampshade: So it dumps on data And then recovers on vibes?? [+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: And when the world needed the taco most, he vanished. [+6] u/PushAble2463: Oil is flying, but everyone is waiting for the inevitable dump.. could happen in 2 days, 2 weeks, 2 months, 2 years, 2 decades… nobody knows, but market is desperate to price it in [+6] u/OHto30: NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!! [+6] u/quarterbackk: Crude at 104 and VIX unbothered… interesting [+6] u/vermilli21: Instant bounce off 711.40 and keeping VIX under 18.51 - Someone needs to take the MMs outside to the shed [+6] u/Skilledthunder: Yahoo Finance must be having a stroke. Shows Crude Oil at "103.90103.89" [+6] u/mehmilani: What's the use case for this "oil" anyways? [+6] u/ercanbas: Basically “we ass bro” [+6] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: did you miss the part where he is gone? [+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: How dumb is AI? AI thinks construction is a diverse field that doesn’t have “Mexican work” [+5] u/kim82352: > Trump has told officials to prepare for an extended blockade of Iran, WSJ; Trump said they are doing very well in the Middle East. I guess all US allies are fine with not getting oil / gas / fertiliser ever. [+5] u/avdvetf: oil at $200 doesn't matter if the dollar is worthless, checkmate bers [+5] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine shorting chips lmao [+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Oil is so dumb. Yeah no shit you never should have sold off on the free ceasefire. If oil were a person it would be in the sped classroom for sure [+5] u/darkspherei: lol imagine spending 400 mil for a ballroom [+5] u/Street-Badger: You can lose half your savings in the market but after a morning bike ride it’s like 67% OK.  No gas either. [+5] u/kim82352: > If gold closes below $4,630 this week (the final Powell meeting), the momentum could quickly carry it down to $4,100 by the time Warsh's first "Dot Plot" is released in June. [+5] u/teh_herper: #Some of y'all need to hear and remember this: bottom bun, sauce, onions, lettuce, cheese, patty, middle bun, sauce, onions, lettuce, pickles, patty, top bun [+5] u/kim82352: > axios : Wall Street is coming to terms with higher-for-longer oil prices two more spy ath this week? [+5] u/mayorolivia: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+5] u/kairepaire: Yo, 🥭, wake up and hit us with the daily pump tweet already [+5] u/Waveytony: I’ve come to the conclusion that Kevin Warsh has no aura and that I will, in turn, continue to meme tf out of JPOW and ignore his existence. Thank you for your attention to this matter. [+5] u/OSRSkarma: You guys are not helpful [+5] u/31andnotdone: i just know some of you are crying on the toilet right now [+5] u/Even-Square-6246: I’ll never break even on HOOD even in 5 years fml [+5] u/GoldenAries4: If SPY was really pumping because “stocks are an inflation hedge” or “there’s too much money out there” then gold would not be dropping every day along side it. SPY’s behavior cannot be explained by inflation like so many people here say. There is no bull case for it right now. Idk what’s holding it up but it’s not steady. [+5] u/RandomC6: Wtf is this. I am constantly losing money on single stocks and have multiple thousands in stocks losses. However, I am multiple times this amount in profits in options, and have to pay high taxes on every trade I close. Yearly tax allowence is already exhausted and I cannot reduce the stock loss basket this way. [+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: SOFI pumping back. fuck [+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Congrats to all bag holders [+5] u/Comfortable733: OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS [+5] u/zgohanz: All Birds says they’re moving to AI: Up 130% ADP beats expectations and records profits, says they’re using AI: ehh Rough year for SaaS companies [+5] u/Vikkio92: This sub is way too doomery, calls it is [+5] u/Appropriate_One5458: Last time I’ll be able to say Jerome’s in the house. Watch yo mouth 🥲 [+5] u/trust_it_bb: JPow gonna finally release his nut into Jackson’s hole after edging for 8 years. Also USO heading to 180 [+5] u/mehmilani: If jensen was my employee, I would have fired him like 5 years ago because he brought that leathery smell into the office. [+5] u/Jesus-Musk: I have 9000 shares of HOOD, AMA [+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Lol posting a “nonnuclear deal” taco at four am? Admin’s just flailing at this point [+5] u/orsomeshitidk: It is a beautiful morning af man. When it’s -3° or 110° I don’t miss cowboying and a desk and benefits and shit seem worth it. But a nice morning like this I’d way rather be saddling a horse to go work yearlings than these fuck ass project financial review meetings I gotta lead all day today. [+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: We’re about to see 2022 inflation with a shit economy to boot LMAO THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUNNY [+5] u/thecRedditor123: The lower consumer sentiment goes the more bullish I become. If the poors aren’t getting exploited to prop up the market then the system isn’t working as intended. [+5] u/jasperCrow: Bol: 🤬 but oil *cant* just keep going up. [+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: THIS WAS ALL AVOIDABLE LMAOOOO BRENT TO 130 [+5] u/melvinzee: Seagate is lifting up Sandisk. Amazing. [+5] u/OSRSkarma: Okay i have a serious request. I need someone who can edit a quick meme together that actually is good. Not some shit tier garbage. It’s a short one so it should be quick. Need it in the next 2 hours. [+16] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: SPY ATH All stocks I own -30% perfectly balanced [+14] u/e30jawn: Just filled my car up with AI instead of gas. The future is now. [+12] u/SadDevelopment3049: Major dump incoming. Just sat on the toilet. [+12] u/Andromeda-3: There are too many people in here that think they’re funny. [+12] u/soyeahiknow: Waiting for market to open... https://preview.redd.it/uyagj6k4p4yg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3884e659dc0d75bf32fdac2483d18727720b7812 [+11] u/SteveStacks: We deserve a last bull run for JPow [+11] u/hudson701: BE CAREFUL today with entries - FULLY EXPECT slow chop, lack of momentum all day due to Fed decision and Mag 7s EOD. Seen this sort garbage price action before at start of year, the worst for these sorts of earnings, so save your money and don't YOLO into anything, just not worth it. 3 days into the week and SPX has literally round-tripped every day, that tells you everything. No direction, MASS indecision. [+11] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I’m so fucking retarded [+11] u/Noticeably98: Lesson learned: Don't listen to anyone here. Most of you are morons [+10] u/maplessbastard: USO so hot right now I could fry chicken in it. (Yes I’m black.) [+10] u/TipEmpty8429: The best investment I’ve made this year is my wife’s boob job and it was the cheapest [+10] u/_rockthemike: MSFT down pretty big from highs. I think more upside potential than downside risk. Maybe trim if you’re concerned [+9] u/Muted-South4737: CAR is up 3% over the past month. That's pretty good, if you don't think about it. [+9] u/potato111a: You guys enjoying your Not A Chance Hormuz Open (NACHO)? LMAO 🤌 [+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # CAR is now being compared to Gamestore LMAO 💀🤌 [+9] u/socratesqt: How tf is spy still above 710 with oil mooning. Fake market [+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: lol there were so many regards saying that they wanted to get into ASTS when it was $100 but they need a dip. Well, here it is [+9] u/saw-it: Algos must have a keystroke logger installed on my computer cause every position I buy gets instant reversed [+8] u/No-Relationship8261: Maybe Amerifats are fat because they can afford oil, have you ever thought about that Europoors [+8] u/Boomer_here: Mag7 just keep buying sh1t from each other. lol [+8] u/lonewolf210: The markets ability to ignore reality is insane [+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: LMAO CAR PUT HOLDERS [+8] u/Significant_Speed854: CAR single-handedly proving we trade a rigged market. [+8] u/drakilian: Apparently only software stocks care about oil prices [+8] u/alexbizzy: I sold at open and now I’m cash gang and bored [+8] u/fire_alarmist: 🚨ALERT🚨 📈THE 30Y GOING OVER 5% AGAIN SHORTLY.📈 🦆YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED🦆 ☠️RIP BOL☠️ [+8] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Looks like massive sell off coming [+8] u/kemar7856: These fuckers in the gym are getting on my nerves all of them just sitting on their phones when I'm trying to get in and out [+8] u/Harp-Note: Ok wow. Literally nothing is going my way. Can it get any worse? 🫩 [+8] u/Few_Egg3567: When Melania married 🥭 you know she did not expect him to live this long [+7] u/squidsauce99: It’s crazy how much of a pos company $hood actually is [+7] u/drcornwallis23: i was told on x, the everything app, that SOFI was going to 110 this year [+7] u/kawkface: #LETS GET READY TO RUUUBMMBBLEEEEEEE [+7] u/priced_in_: Did bloom energy cure cancer ? [+7] u/powerboner: Two weeks of pinning at 710-712. GAYYYYYYYYY. We’re either gonna BOMB or RIP today [+7] u/killcon84: 🛢️ literally approaching recession levels SPY: best I can do is -.05% [+7] u/ten7four: BREAKING: Allbirds to announce new petroleum-based spinoff, Oilbirds [+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: 1 min until all the options refresh, decreasing my net worth. [+7] u/Whiterossy: Tesla, Apple, Microsoft, Amazon, Meta, Google, Nvdia are all red, but the QQQ is green? What in tarnation? [+7] u/fredditf: oil leaving for mars [+7] u/canwequitnow: COIN you piece of shit you ruined my life [+7] u/Paul_Robert_: I'm scared to open my port 💀 [+7] u/shindiggaa: I guess the actual economy matters today [+7] u/Simran-0: If car goes below a 100 today my balls will swell up with coom [+7] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: 16k! So far my biggest single day profit [+7] u/No_Risk5411: Wtf are these premiums absolutely disgusting [+7] u/PlayerPlayer69: ASTS you piece of shit, what the fuck are you doing? Fucking retarded. [+7] u/Moepenmoes: Cash gang checking in [+7] u/Just_Butterfly4052: My ASTS bags are heavy [+7] u/Pluth: So... 2 week DTE instead of 0DTE? Got it. [+6] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Computa, make these bears homeless [+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: if i owned a rug i'd rug pull you [+6] u/Numerous_Two_102: Quite part out loud. CORRECTION! [+6] u/Muted-South4737: Please, theta, take a day off [+6] u/Snowman33001: Buffett rumored to be looking at deploying his $370B into one last 0dte trade after realizing YOLO and nothing actually matters. [+6] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: Amazon, Google, Meta and Microsoft will all report missing earnings today [+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Oil bulls gonna get wrecked bc they forgot about the taco already [+6] u/sck178: HOOD got jumped, stabbed, robbed, and then t-bagged [+6] u/mr_stupid_face: I need a ballroom so I express myself through dance! No more Mr nice guy! [+6] u/WingedScapula420: Good bye JPOW, it’s been nice, hope you find your paradise [+6] u/b3rkolas: I have nothing to add valuable here just saying [+6] u/ervelee: Looks like another turbulent day at the social media driven stock market. [+6] u/sp2802: If the FOMC’s outlook is positive, MSFT, META, and AMZN earnings are impressive, how much will the SPY fall tomorrow? [+6] u/No-Relationship8261: High oil = poor problem. So poor country indexes down. Rich country indexes up.  Semis fly even higher [+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I’m starting to think Monday was the top [+6] u/compileFailure_: Enjoying the last few min before my hood calls murder my acc [+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Give me some fuckn money [+6] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Everytime I buy calls, without fail the money printer gets turned off. [+6] u/Level_Ad8089: space stocks are fukt [+6] u/BFox1982: Used a half off coupon at the brothel and they sent in a dwarf. [+6] u/jeffrr: Car halted wtf is going on [+6] u/mixtape312: The manipulation is getting out of hand. Gap it to dump it. Dump it to rip it. These people are sick [+6] u/Good-Recover-1351: could never get me to hate Wingstop [+6] u/Significant_Speed854: CAR proves this market is rigged [+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: The rug on CAR put holders is fuckin insane. Never seen anything like that [+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: How the fuck is fraud on Intel legal? [+6] u/HorseShoeSpider: You guys will hate this but I consider you one of the more rational sources of information available to me. [+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: every small cap stock i own decided randomly to lose 5% of their value in a single minute. Cool cool. [+6] u/DH64: this market fucking sucks [+6] u/spudbro00: This market is rigged, big short fraudulent type shit [+6] u/rocier: so tomorrows actually the real fun [+6] u/Boheed: Gonna go green as a frog's ass [+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: If you fell for that shit 😂😆😂 [+6] u/e30jawn: Oil up 5% is bullish right? [+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: CAR halted downwards this time lmao [+6] u/Eldritchsails: Jesus IV is way too high to play today [+6] u/ChinCheckUrFartBox: Asts and sofi gang banging me today [+6] u/stupidber: Sell everything its fucking joever [+6] u/Muted-South4737: Exiting calls at open appears to have been correct. Cash gang for now. Good luck with this shit. [+6] u/Mathguy200: COME ON AAPL FUCKING PUSH [+6] u/zainwhb: Believe it or not, green by eod [+6] u/havntmadeityet: Market is fcking shit [+6] u/Simran-0: There has to be a car bull in here show your geriatric car renting self [+6] u/sloanemonroe: Maybe the insiders are being told that the strait ain’t opening anytime soon so they are buying oil. [+6] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: OIl realizes headlines can't create oil [+6] u/machinepeen: you guys are making profits??? [+5] u/nigofe: Holding sndk, wdc and mu feels like a infinite money glitch😍 thank you! [+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: take me back to when ORCL pumped 40% on earnings I bought 4k worth that turned to 30k next day if i bought far OTM contracts wouldve been a millionaire think abt it to this day! highest contract was 225000% [+5] u/yyn1999: OKAY OIL NO MORE MR NICE GUY TIME FOR YOU TO SURRENDER [+5] u/csklmf: at this rate, Chipotle is gonna declare bankruptcy [+5] u/ScucciMane: I moved and lost my wallet yesterday, wish me luck on finding it today [+5] u/sandygws: Oil bros be eating Steak and Lobster tonight [+5] u/Avocadonot: The setup is epic for puts but also extremely stupid to buy puts during major tech earnings [+5] u/unclefire: Rip people who bought CAR over 800. Another dump today on crappy earnings. I paper handed shorts yesterday and missed out on another decent drop. [+5] u/DryBicycle5629: 90% of the companies that reported earnings so far dumped hard right after. Why would the 🅱️ag7 be any different. [+5] u/ecoburner87: markets are still unfazed that oil is at $104 and has been above $80 for 8 weeks, the whole world is a fake ponzi scheme, that should be your only takeaway from this 2 month adventure [+5] u/BullishGoblin: There was once a time I though having a 95avg on HOOD was decent [+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: > Robot dogs with Musk and Zuckerberg heads roam around Berlin museum in Beeple’s new exhibit yes. this is what ai was meant to do [+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Ever wonder how different things would go if they stuck to old school stock trading instead of going digital? Algos wouldnt be a factor, volume would be higher, and best of all, there would be millions of motherfuckers running around a massive colloseum shaped trading floor. [+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: BLOCKADE FOR MONTHS IF NEEDED LMAO [+5] u/Any-Camel-9913: HOOD why you do me like that [+5] u/According_History149: OH, WHAT A DAY...... WHAT A LOVELY DAY! [+5] u/wasifaiboply: Pinning your hopes and dreams on AI being the saving grace for over fifty years of shitty policy decisions and can kicking is like expecting your fucking house pet to wake up and talk to you one day about how awesome you are. If anything your pet is going to be judgmental af and will roast you so bad you take it to a shelter, it just ain't happenin' the way you think. 🤷‍♂️ [+5] u/peterpeer9: > The committee has decided to hike interest rates by 5% to 9% > fuck you, fuck you, you're cool > jpow OUT. [+5] u/Local_Many_9108: lost 1 thousand yesterday of a 1800 account, back in it today! [+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: i gave my wife 50k home reno budget this year but spent 24k of it on 100 CAR shares I’m down 50% on [+5] u/us1549: Car went from $144 to $175 in two min l [+5] u/Noxitati0n: Nice lil jump scare to start the day, back to the regularly scheduled bull rush [+5] u/Fhyzikz: QQQ options are wildly expensive rn [+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Why are BAG7 dumping? [+5] u/Get_dat_money: Of course 🥭 talks shit this morning. On today of all days. [+5] u/SherbertOk2563: BUY THE DIP U FKING RETARDS!! [+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Damn, I didn't realise ASTS was going bankrupt, what the fuck [+5] u/miss_L_fire: wtf is going on with CAR? like who is buying that shit? [+5] u/Boheed: Nobody's talking about the bond market aside from all the people quietly exiting the bond market [+5] u/spudbro00: Msft, googl, amzn, aapl, tsla, all down. Qqq best I can do is +.02% [+5] u/csklmf: Die Intel Die die die [+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Hood, ASTS, POET. Reddit shillers in shambles [+5] u/ukweeve: So glad I got heavily into ASTS at 80. So so glad. [+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: I feel like calls is the play. But also seems like this shits gonna dump off before calls make sense So it’ll probably rocket and I’ll fomo [+5] u/scoh-chan: I don't feel so good Mr. Market [+5] u/1moreloser: How many SOFI bag holders also owe on those student loans? [+5] u/spwath: Why did I sell half my USO calls before close yesterday??? At least I didnt sell all. [+5] u/Least-Pumpkin-909: Damn who killed the stock market [+5] u/thrillho145: Why is everything red tho [+5] u/__nameless____: Look at that V, someone is turning the printer on lmao [+5] u/East-Description-243: I am exit liquidity! Hear me roar! [+5] u/Muted-South4737: Red and green battling for the board [+5] u/fire_alarmist: You really cant make it up. I had a straddle of QQQ puts and IWM calls thinking that was the play based on tech needing to retrace some of this massive rally on all the tech short squeezes and that the Fed meeting today would shoot IWM up if its unexpectedly good news. Somehow QQQ is up/even and IWM is cratering. How is it always just rigged so that I in particular get giga cucked. [+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: cant believe 5 days ago car was $840 [+5] u/inconsistentsavant: Damn, I think starting that war was a dumb idea. One of many dumb ideas. Just a dumb idea factory. [+5] u/Apple2o: Fear up so gold down Make it make sense [+5] u/Viktri1: Hood is an easy buy here. Green EOD (THANKS JEROME) and 150 eoy. [+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Who shorted QQQ at the bottom, show yourself [+5] u/Kowan: Gonna need CAR to announce bankruptcy, CEO is corrupt, accounting fraud, short report all of the above right now ty [+5] u/Swiftnice: Oil over 105 and spy still won't drop lol. I think there will either be a dump after earnings or tech will pop overnight and dump hard tomorrow [+5] u/Taraih: 25 min and already V, bers hopeless [+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: USO might hit 150 today [+5] u/__nameless____: Dear god, I'm not hoping much, just 10x my calls 🙏🏻 [+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Saw BTS in Tampa last night, no wonder KOSPI is up 58% YTD. I am all in [+5] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Sitting on 16.5 SOFI puts, 100 CAR puts and 70/65 HOOD puts, ready for something dumb to somehow reverse course all 3 [+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Remember: don’t short oil but when it drops go long heavily leveraged [+5] u/Andthesuch: If oil could go down, that would be great [+5] u/EnginrA: How my SOFI 20c looking [+5] u/Agitated-Wolf-7368: You regards are going to pump up BBAI like your lives depended on it. Once she’s in the stratosphere, I’ll open up the straight of Hormuz. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT [+5] u/__nameless____: Why so many of you here holding sofi lmao [+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Sofi and hood bitch slapped me. Now let's try Google and Amazon later today cant lose four for four fuck [+5] u/Frozen_Shades: People say don't live with regret. Clearly they never held SOFI. [+5] u/Zeppu: If we give free money to the rich, they won't have to sell assets to get dollars. It's for your own good. [+5] u/BullishGoblin: Sargent, I need air support over $HOOD [+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Serious question: y r u ghey?? [+5] u/RockinDocs15: Worst stock you've ever bought so far [+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: If the straight of Hormuz is closed, why don't they use the gay of Hormuz [+14] u/Such_Coin: I am not ber, but the fact that the market thinks AI is more important then trade policy, energy prices and interest rates combined is truly astounding. [+13] u/MasterElite1: >TRUMP AND OIL COMPANIES DISCUSSED STEPS TO CONTINUE IRAN BLOCKADE FOR MONTHS IF NEEDED -WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL Repeat with me. THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED [+13] u/TheRiverStyx: My single INTC call paid off. Now I can afford two calls. [+13] u/scarneo: So, oil up 5% and trump declares victory for the 27th time Sounds like a regular Wednesday at this point [+12] u/BlueDAuvergne: OpenAI and Nvidia are walking in a forest. They spot a large pile of deer shit. "Look" says OpenAI. "I'll give you 500 dollars to eat that pile of shit" "Hell yeah! Deal" says Nvidia and starts munching the entire pile of shit. OpenAI hands Nvidia the $500 They continue walking and they spot another pile of shit. Nvidia says "Hey how about you eat THAT pile of shit!" "Sure" says OpenAI "but I want $500 too!". "Deal!" says Nvidia  OpenAI eats the pile of shit and Nvidia hands over the $500. Both of them continu walking. After a painful silence Nvidia says "you know what. You paid me $500 and i gave you that $500 back... I kind of feel we both just ate shit for nothing..." OpenAI says "are you kidding me?! We both did $500 in revenue, our investors are going to love this!" [+12] u/Few_Lab4446: Shoot I am late for my bagholders anonymous meeting [+12] u/BlueDAuvergne: Its funny. American consumers have so much debt. They drive around in an 80k car looking down on the homeless on the side of the street, but chances are that homeless person has a higher net worth than them lol [+11] u/ConstantAd1: Should've just put everything into an ETF [+11] u/QuarkTheFerengi: hegseth is such a fuckin idiot lol [+10] u/Outside_Ad4446: If you are a bull upvote so we can send suicide help.. [+10] u/idontknow1967: Cmon CAR, just give it up. Go to $100. [+10] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Oil goes up, SPY goes up, oil goes down, SPY goes extra up [+10] u/guhhhh_MU: Erica Kirk saw her shadow, there will be another 14 days of green. Sorry bers [+9] u/derprondo: America not looking so great, Mango Man. [+9] u/Tropicalfisher: INTC starts producing oil [+9] u/studybreak15: All in on MSFT when I should have had GOOG or AMZN [+8] u/whitepug: Iran and US delegates looking to meet this weekend as they resume kissing each other on the mouth and making out, SOURCES report👀😍🥵 [+8] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Is any one else's port absolutely tanking? [+8] u/Karl-Levin: My oil calls are up 629% If this keeps going I might be able to retire [+8] u/chainerection: Isnt ASTS a Wallstreet darling? [+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: My interview didn't go well boys.. My only options is to day trade.. and work my minimum wage job.. [+8] u/laurencenor: AMZN will be up 8% tonight. Save this post. [+8] u/swarthout2222: BREAKING NEWS : oil prices don’t matter anymore [+8] u/Total_Schedule591: Always nice to see the ones I didnt pick go sky high 🐥🦖 good for them [+8] u/Key_Abroad7633: Crude Oil at 105 and the market is absolutely ripping lmaoooooo [+8] u/Bichael-Murry: claude make no mistakes [+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: Ofc asts drops 18% the week I buy in [+7] u/Feisty_Ad7858: Why is spy Only -.12 when everything is Down +2%?? [+7] u/old-cow666: DUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE [+7] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Jeezus holy fuck my port dead [+7] u/pussinbuuts: moral of the story: dont buy trash, no matter how cheap (software) buy gems, no matter how pumped (semis) [+7] u/SnooTomatoes2318: what’s the reason behind ASTS free fall. we are done with space hype ?? [+7] u/schwalbatros: This RKLB shit is getting old. Everybody knows this company will eventually be worth more than there is money in the world. Just quit dancing around and move up already 😡 [+7] u/vCharged: Damn they’re gonna dump after earnings hard huh [+7] u/vCharged: Green volume for 25 mins straight [+7] u/YTLupo: https://preview.redd.it/i7t57nv015yg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=942a5e0ca3664a299936283e52e1368995a196be Powell Currently reviewing today's speech. [+7] u/Ble_h: I am officially a long investor of hood. Fuck you Vlad. [+7] u/Leather_Floor8725: The only thing that matters is big tech companies spending money on each other. We can all die and market would go up. That’s the new market [+7] u/Wowmuchrya: INTEL 91 LOSES 2BIL OF TAXPAYER MONEY A YEAR THIS MARKET IS SO SHIT [+7] u/Athien: Ahh yes, oil at 105 is a good market indicator so time to pump to green [+7] u/xlmtothemoon: starting to get weird out there [+7] u/damnthatbooty: I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR A 2% day [+7] u/MotorizedDoucheCanoe: lol crude inventory drops by 6 million barrels [+7] u/Total_Schedule591: If Oil starts doing Ai just end this 🐥🦖 [+7] u/cannythecat: Oil and nasdaq pumping. Huh??? [+7] u/YTLupo: GAY BERS YOUR PORTFOLIO WILL BE NUKED. https://preview.redd.it/gko8du0n45yg1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3f6e6033ccfa64a99ed725d20a44de5078d760a [+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: AMZN earnings get leaked? Tf is this shit [+7] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: totally healthy market, buy more regards [+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: Bought puts Fuck the bulls 🖕 [+7] u/Overflow0X: So oil is back to ATH, but everything else is pumping as well? [+7] u/SuicideSpeedrun: Recession indicator, sell fucking everything [+6] u/vCharged: Unreal no selling on SPY despite oil and yields [+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: Spy 720 eod uso 160 EOD [+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: *OpenAl's subtle drift from Microsoft has become an aggressive move toward Amazon* Scam Altman is a tech whore... There I said it, he'll get on his knees for anyone with $$ [+6] u/PandaLivesMatter: Just let CAR die already [+6] u/Felix_Aterni: We‘re just going to be rangebound for another 6 months, aren‘t we? [+6] u/Excellent-Koala3873: Oil prices going to cause a liquidity crunch imo. Probs in May [+6] u/Starkfault: !Banbet RKLB -4% 1w #I OFFER MYSELF AS TRIBUTE TO STOP THE BLEEDING [+6] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: God theres been so much AI slop on this website recently. This shithole is making Twitter look usable nowadays. [+6] u/notofconcern: I thought earnings meant we all make money [+6] u/ericthedisrespectful: bloody benchod MM theta'ing us [+6] u/CHENWizard: Wow I picked the wrong week to buy OKLO calls. At least they’re leaps… [+6] u/Fine-Will: FOMC + META, AMZN, GOOGL, MSFT earnings on the same day, Welcome to the thunderdome. [+6] u/SpyBagholder: I’m super bear for tech earnings. I work in this sector and profits are not something they speak about it’s all hype and growth and even that is fading faster than a nun in a whore house [+6] u/ConstantAd1: RKLB is flying in the wrong direction [+6] u/bringkiteback: You think any successful person is like oh my gas is 4 dollars guess I’m not gonna drive? No they fill up their tank and stop bitching [+6] u/4sKompany: Bulls version of an exotic vacation is a timeshare in Hawaii [+6] u/jasherer: SOFI sub is having a stroke [+6] u/vwapnerd: We could really use a rogue wave right about now. [+6] u/UnderstandingFun9449: NOKIA to become the biggest tech company in Europe [+6] u/Grunblau: JPOW leave his speech on the copy machine, again? [+6] u/ericthedisrespectful: feels like i'm wearing nothing at all...nothing at all...nothing at all [+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: Oil is over 100, inflation gonna be hot, hike it [+6] u/Living-Giraffe4849: It is genuinely crazy that AMZN MSFT GOOG META all have their earnings on the same day, esp on JPOW's last FOMC. This shit really is a casino and reality TV show thrown together [+6] u/MasterElite1: >Fed Chair Pick Kevin Warsh Wins Key Senate Committee Vote They're fast tracking him you f****** idiots [+6] u/Patriot_260: SPY IS OVER INFLATED AND NOT WORTH 700 [+6] u/Cav829: INTC has moved more in 1 week than 2 decades. [+6] u/OkLength37: Sold for +12$ gain for the day, idk if it makes up for my -3,500$ lost yesterday but it’s a start [+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: JPow should’ve had balls and raised rates. I’ll remember “transitory” when a combo meal is $50 next year. [+6] u/TropicalOinkment: SPY going green is the most greedy thing i witnessed YET. [+6] u/Double_Persimmon_789: Damm Amazon and google hitting ATHs before earnings is scary [+6] u/kex06: Didn't the entire country of Japan short oil? Lol [+6] u/Thin_Cat8817: very little market breadth in this rally at this point. most stocks are red while SPY is flat. today will be pivotal, but it's not a very positive sign [+6] u/HorseTanker: As they teach in every finance and economics book, oil hitting $115 and the stock market being flat is normal behavior to be expected. [+6] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Did INTC cure cancer or what? This is irrational exhuberance! [+6] u/solariac: Sophie Dee the goat. [+5] u/2keyed: Yield rates and Oil Sheeeeesh [+5] u/amanj41: WHY DIDNT I JUST BUY USO CALLS FUCK. [+5] u/patricktu1258: Can oil stop pumping? This is unnerving as fuck. [+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Thinking about the guy yesterday who commented that oil puts were free money [+5] u/LetigiousBoobFart: ackman has to finish sacrificing his 10th hooker before the PSUS IPO today [+5] u/Eraxxy: I cannot find a stock that is hyping me up anymore [+5] u/cgonz15: * Me patiently waits for VWAP break on SPY and confirmstion to go long* *As soon as it happens and it stays above i buy, 2 seconds later fat red candle breaks down through VWAP* 👍🏼 [+5] u/MRROSADOH: Literally had my fingers on the put buy button at peak. Why am I like this [+5] u/bringkiteback: Since SOFI eating shit maybe I need to get a personal loan and not pay it back [+5] u/I_am_Nerman: I want to see how bulls get out of this one. I'm sure they will. I just want to see how. [+5] u/tocinoman: Nice dip to buy. Too bad all of my money is locked up in the red already [+5] u/tocinoman: Does this mean that SoFi is gonna start asking me for loans instead of sending me 1000 unsolicited letters offering me loans? [+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Objectively, all of my indicatiors are setup for a flash crash. But FOMC day.. who knows [+5] u/poopieuser909: No more mister guy, Baron wants to load up some more calls before I call off the operation [+5] u/NativePlant870: Your daily reminder Hormuz is still closed. Art of the deal 🤣 [+5] u/soscribbly: Surprise Tesla bros, Enron Musk just diluted you for 300M shares 🫵😩🤣 [+5] u/Erieztoys: SOFI now below my average cost 😞 [+5] u/darkphenom67: why is amazon going up the most out of the 4? honestly expected it to not do well on earnings the most [+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Just like that profit vaporized [+5] u/spyputsalways: Jerome "we're essentially borrowing from future generations" Powell's last FOMC is today. GOOD RIDDANCE! TYFYATTM \-mungo [+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Funny my hospital stock is the only one going straight up 🦖 [+5] u/Coda70: I’m up $829k in 12 months. From $1.3 to $2.1. Mag 7 leaps. It ain’t rocket surgery. [+5] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Anyone can do that starting with 1.3m fucktard [+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Market will never go down cuz I increased my 401k contribution from 4% to 5%, you're welcome [+5] u/SergeantThreat: It’s clear 2016 was the end of the world and we’re all just in purgatory [+5] u/cosmicoconuts: Holy bears actually murdered [+5] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: Keep selling your hood so I can buy it around 60 [+5] u/Zentaury: All you (we) needed was 10 frigging shares of SNDK but noooo, had to buy hundreds of SOFI [+5] u/2AMTrader: Some people call me an oil man. [+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Generational Intel top? [+5] u/2AMTrader: That V rally lost buying volume pretty fast... going to trend down? [+5] u/sushilee123: 🥭 should do a press conference same time as j Powell. That would be some insane volatility. [+5] u/NotMyMainLoLzy: Something about a donkey eating figs. Also, oil up. Oil way up [+5] u/SpaceMurse: If you ain’t buyin, you ain’t tryin [+5] u/No_Stand5622: Chat GPT just dumb people Google search. [+5] u/SilentExtinction: intc kinda getting ridiculous. these fuckers arent even turning a profit lmao [+5] u/_TheOoze_: Everybody go touch grass today and come back at 5:01PM EST. [+5] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Coreweave up 8% the day after this OpenAI news is sus lol [+5] u/Kickboy21: Bagholding so bad i joined a subreddit dedicated to the stock and became a community member [+5] u/vwapnerd: Hey let’s do new all time highs today [+5] u/Vaynard709: Someone buy INTC calls right now and crash this [+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Nana cuming all over Poppa's face in heaven [+5] u/mousepop321: The market being a sea of red yet somehow spy is green? The market really is fake [+5] u/keefygardener: Oh we going full autistic today [+5] u/soundsfromoutside: Losing money is a kink for me at this point [+5] u/zeebee098: Every cat I’ve ever known loves to sit in the crack in between couch cushions [+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Things sure look like they're ready to break [+5] u/mensch7: They be squeezing them semis pre-market again... [+5] u/pranay33: My CAR 150 puts are so so cooked holy shit [+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Powell is going to give us a “good afternoon” correction isn’t he [+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Lol INTC is up 100% in a month [+5] u/Dangerous_Time_1450: Time to panic sell all my stock and gamble it into a 0dte play wooo [+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: USO just casually up 5% 2 days in a row and market pumps. 😂 [+5] u/Worth_Figure4636: F in the chat for JPOW [+5] u/SocraticGoats: Enjoy the money you have right now that you will lose at 4pm today playing earnings. Don't forget to tell it you love it before it goes away forever. [+5] u/MadDabbed: Good lucky everyone, fed meeting at 2, and fate of the world after hours. No crying in the casino. [+5] u/MadDabbed: “Trump tells Iran get smart soon” dear god oil is pumping [+5] u/bigredjet: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. [+17] u/Karl151: Intel is the most hyped up garbage I’ve ever seen. [+14] u/MrCoolGuy42: When underlying is up 2% my calls are up 4% When underlying is down 2% my calls are down 20% You can’t explain that! [+12] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'm no bear, but you gotta be realistic: JPow **will** acknowledge the oil/energy crisis and the market will probably shit itself [+12] u/dMestra: It's not a dump, it's the market mourning for powell 🥹 [+11] u/king_of_all_retards: https://preview.redd.it/y7vbskhf85yg1.png?width=718&format=png&auto=webp&s=5cec7694ea3a9d061454f48b5c03891241799071 # ITS BANANA TIME NVDA! [+11] u/PapitoMusk: Absolutely disgusting market I say this as a bull [+11] u/weewoowewoooo: USO gonna hit 150 and SPY still above 710. This is the dumbest market I’ve ever seen lmfaoooo [+11] u/Samjabr: I think I need a break. This shit is consuming my life. Just staring at lines going up and down. [+10] u/QuailEquivalent2625: Rumor of Amazon buying ASTS for 47.5 Billion [+10] u/Squirr3I: Intel more than doubled in a month. Time to buy! [+10] u/Scribble_Box: If you told me 10 years ago I'd be hyped to listen to the head of the federal reserve speak, I would have laughed in your face. [+10] u/yeedub: Who else is balls deep in puts [+10] u/bearhunter429: #Intel casually up another 10% LMAO🤌 [+10] u/X211499Reddit: I should’ve bought INTC back when that dude posted about his granny…FML [+10] u/CMTTrader: \*TRUMP REJECTS IRAN'S OFFER, SAYS BLOCKADE STAYS: AXIOS [+9] u/Lextron: INTC building that wall and making somebody else pay for it [+9] u/vandammes: WELL I GUESS INTEL PUTS WERENT THE WAY FUCK LMFAO [+9] u/JPM1216: Who’s IV and why does she have a crush on me? [+9] u/Democrazy_: JPOW announces 50% rate hike after dumping all his calls [+9] u/No-Pattern-2890: Born to gamble, forced to invest [+9] u/bosco2110: SPY might never go green again [+9] u/Due-Information-6277: My future is in msft’s hands lol [+9] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Oil futures maybe starting to realize that this 2 month long closure isnt actually just a quick '2 week operation' [+9] u/sudharsansai: It's unusually bearish here. Feeling better for my calls now! [+9] u/EpsteinDrive400: Volume is ASS Volume is probably gonna go fugging nuts after fomc and earnings though [+8] u/siorge: today, the last professional man in America retires. thanks JPOW, you will be missed [+8] u/patmccock86: You couldn't buy a single one of these dumps for 3 weeks straight and now it melts like butter so easily. Fuck these manipulative pieces of shit [+8] u/Valkorion335786: Ya'll gonna get IV crushed lol [+8] u/Oldschoolhype2: Anyone else only able to see like 10 new comments then it skips to hours old comments? [+8] u/Madsen13140: So now that Iran war is just a nothing burger, can we talk about the files again [+8] u/bobbyd121: i think HOOD has a massive second half. PDT rule change, trump accounts, and the biggest IPOs of all time coming. Any one of those is enough to move the stock up. if crypto also recovers, watch out. the decline in crypto and increase in operating expenses were the major dings against it. but an unforeseen $100M in opex was tied to building out trump accounts, a soon-to-be major catalyst. I was in from $68 -> $90 recently, but am adding now for the run to eoy. [+8] u/DaBirdLawyer: Just went to Home Depot, lumber ain’t cheap damn [+8] u/nemo_hoesss: If you don’t gamble on options today you are a loser. [+8] u/weewoowewoooo: If oil never mattered then why the fuck did we dump so hard in the first place lmfao [+8] u/Wrath_FMA: Crude up 6% nothing to see here [+8] u/akunisg: people been talking the biggest bottleneck for AI, some say it's memory, some say cpu am I the only one who think it's... profit? [+8] u/Superente_: How is SPY still over 700? It is a miracle. Soon, the entire world economy is going to be crushed by energy costs, and SPY is just chilling at all-time highs. [+7] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: HOW THE FUCK IS SPY PUMPING SINCE 10 ON THE WORST NEWS EVER FOR OIL WTF [+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Amzn and QQQ calls, no one cares about oil anymore [+7] u/Tautol0gic: Just in: Intel announces merger with Brent oil. [+7] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Space stocks getting absolutely destroyed. [+7] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: My intro to options was in 2021 I was at work and I bought INTC 0dte puts and I made like $1500 in minutes. It has never worked that well since. First one truly is free [+7] u/Ujmnhy152: You see that 93.5 peak on INTL? That’s the spot I panic sold my puts 😎 [+7] u/big_chestnut: why is the market being gay [+7] u/Sick0h: Bers on an absolute tear lately. We’re almost down a whole 1%. [+7] u/JohnTheTrumpet: Bought calls for amzn, goog, meta, and msft earnings. I’m hoping the regard gods smile upon me [+7] u/WillTheGreat: We believe the actions of the executive branch is transitory. - JPow [+7] u/MartianSpaceCat: Did INTC discover huge oil deposits under their company headquarters or what is going on? [+7] u/Trashpanda7193: I couldnt bring myself to buy intel at those prices, and look at me now, poor [+7] u/pleasestoptalkin: Intel pumping has to be the final step of the AI bubble right? [+7] u/SonOfObito: Sold oil calls last week to buy sofi calls [+7] u/ruskyandrei: POET on its way back to $3 to screw over everyone that got in after that 50% drop thinking it was on sale lol [+7] u/wait_am_i_old_now: Can you imagine all the shit on 🥭's phone that he hasn't posted. I'd love to read all the prompts and Ai conversations. [+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Everything stacked against bulls right now. Calls it is. [+7] u/FrostingOk2692: I hereby announce I am leaving OPEC, allowing me to fully export the oil in my hair without restrictions. [+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Why dont we push oil up to 110 a barrel and have a fed meeting and four mag 7 earnings all in the same day. What do we think about that? Absolute cinema. [+6] u/PapitoMusk: Every dump is getting pumped This market is truly invincible [+6] u/Intelligent_Heat451: #ASTS GANG Members still here & not in fear [+6] u/MrNo_Balls: the fuck did POET do now? did the CFO do some stupid shit again? [+6] u/Iamhappilyconfused: INTC must have announced that they're world's first AI Quantum Oil company that uses blockchain instead of refineries and somehow I didn't get the memo [+6] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: +7k on 510c May 1 expiry Mastercard options bought right at close yesterday. Now 20 x 711p spy. Let’s fire up the money printers, fingers crossed. [+6] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: bears declaring victory over a measly -0.2% (rounding up) [+6] u/Provolone-Jones: SPY and QQQ moving inversely? What in the actual fuck [+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Im calling it, the next degeneracy trend is robotics, get in or get lost [+6] u/AmbitiousSkirt2: I just keep buying selling and rebuying Intel calls until it stops working [+6] u/Reply_Stunning: "there are no dumps, just happy V's" by Bob Ross [+6] u/chewks: # LMAO I LIETTERALLY BOUGHT INTC WEEKLY CALLS AT THE TOP. THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. JESUS. [+6] u/bosco2110: Banbet! SPY -1.2% 1d [+6] u/Haunting-Window-5125: The funny thing is after the Ai bubble pops us back to the stone ages, a job at Wendy's will be highly valuable lol [+6] u/PsychedelicAwakening: I need SPX to realise that OPEC collapsing is bullish [+6] u/OrangMiskin: Intel calls are up 200%, is it enough? No. [+6] u/Ryu6912: Any other retards running SPY calls for today? 🤣 [+6] u/GuidanceOk524: VIX slowly creeping up? [+6] u/Suavecore_: Yesterday AMD's shitty ass gaming software app couldn't detect what game I was playing. It apparently deleted this game from its scanned library and thought I was playing something else. Today, AMD is green [+6] u/xeratice1: do you guys think djt crossed his arms after he said no more mr nice guy [+6] u/doompkrs: perfect time to buy spy puts btw [+6] u/tristis_veritas: WTI $105. Brent $109. And Fed is still blasting the money fire hose and expanding its balance sheet. This FOMC always thinks it's transitory and always too slow to recognize inflation upside risk. [+6] u/Thecreamcheeze: Fat 🥭 needs to bring down oil prices. [+6] u/proret4rd: Cramer's bullish INTC. Sell it all! [+6] u/snifflingmoon: holy shit Hegseth is mad [+6] u/BaxterrStockman: I haven’t seen any ‘I DID THAT 👇’ stickers this time around. Interesting. [+6] u/Sick0h: Classic consolidation before next leg up. [+6] u/snifflingmoon: holy fuck someone is dumping bags [+6] u/Portland-: AHHH..... \*blame it on the boogie\* [+6] u/OkAlternative7705: What’s the news chat it’s going straight down [+6] u/SonOfObito: If I did the opposite of everything I planned to do I’d be so up [+6] u/XeroShyft: Every other time Trump says something horrendously bearish for the market: Moons This time when Trump says something horrendously bearish (I have calls): Drill Team 6 [+6] u/Moist_Chain_POL: INTC up a mere 120% the last 30 days 🤷🏻‍♂️ [+6] u/NoBuyers: There is a new initialism in town: **NACHO** \- Not A Chance Hormuz Opens. [https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2049391155431825685](https://x.com/JavierBlas/status/2049391155431825685) [+6] u/iliveasimplelife: SOFI you don't need to go down again with everything else. You went down enough already MF. [+6] u/cheatlkeachamp: So everything down but INTC the one thing I have puts for [+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Finally an AXIOS headline that is not about pakistan saying that talks going well [+5] u/MaterialGuy007: SNDK put/call 1.73 bearish [+5] u/Super-Conflict-6404: Puts expired worthless so I made a call to my ex saying she was my only option all along [+5] u/Guacamole54321: Ok. It's getting ridiculous. I'm taking profits on INTC. Goodluck on everyone else. [+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Intc to 100 lol. 🥭 really made it go 5X in 1 year. Wish I was his kid, I would be richest in the world [+5] u/zephyrs85: I really wish Intel guy kept his investment and one day comes back and shows us his vintage Porsche collection [+5] u/chewks: # sorry intc bulls. just bought weekly 100 calls. [+5] u/essdii-: I forgot spy goes up when oil goes up, should have thought calls instead of waiting to see if it dropped more [+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Brent crude oil price is 117. Totally okay right? [+5] u/WailingWarbler: Putting all your money on a dice roll that pays 6:1 is probably better then buying into a biotech stock. Same risk reward but only take 5 seconds [+5] u/gh0st-33: This orange guy is a fkn imbecile [+5] u/MartianSpaceCat: WTI: +6% Market: Who gives a fuck [+5] u/-Nods-: Intel 100 is coming and u know it bears. [+5] u/r0n224: Is Intel gonna cure cancer or something ? [+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: It's so frustrating not going full tard for once and not knowing what to put your money into when you have a cash account. [+5] u/MDdriver22: My last $95 on sum intc puts [+5] u/PerspectiveHaunting2: Ive spent a lot of time thinking about time travel, even just being able to go back in time 24 hours to adjust my decisions. [+5] u/Berto_: Tops in, cathie bought googl... [+5] u/Anal_holocost: If you think you are late for oil, you're not [+5] u/FrostingOk2692: I really need to take some profits on these 8 months INTC calls but it just keep rising, I do not have the strength to do it [+5] u/Snow_Shaman: "They were not free money" [+5] u/Provolone-Jones: I don’t think the market is supposed to do this [+5] u/grubernack276: Premiums are not moving at all lol [+5] u/Which-Resolution7297: If anyone was curious, I was in a camera on meeting from 10-10:30 while holding puts. I hope yall are having a good day [+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: Earnings will negate each other. [+5] u/Sco_420: Just give scam pump before FOMC. Not much to ask. [+5] u/chewks: # GUARANTEED, INTC has some deal with MSFT. Watch during MSFT earnings call lmao. [+5] u/NewlyOld31: Spy and NASDAQ either going to go to the moon or crater after hours. There's no in-between. What's your pick?! [+5] u/Memento_mori9608: I want to buy some sandisk lottos so bad, but I’m too much of a pussy [+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: If the media stops reporting then there is no bad news. “If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” [+5] u/Ujmnhy152: Nana is fucking my Poots [+5] u/CH-LOL: everything is down except for intel and guess who decided to short intel today [+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: lmao nana is swimming in cocaine by now [+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: “SCAT airlines announces deal with BA” Could not have picked a worse name [+5] u/WrongIntroduction686: I woke up missing her. Calls it is. [+5] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: All intc bols, pls note. I bought 100 calls for Friday. [+5] u/UnivalveX: bers not ready for when JPow declares "rates may go up or down" one last time [+5] u/wdh2028: Just bought 1 $76 may 1 hood call for 36¢. That is all [+5] u/sl3azebag: grabbed some PLTR 140s [+5] u/tldamico: I have become comfortably numb. [+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Intel pumping because it’s the only legacy tech stock that doesn’t cost a million dollars [+5] u/metalheadx7: Market is taking a dump bigger than my morning dump [+5] u/SuperbSandwich: Trump would consider military action if Iran does not act - Axios. [+5] u/YaLlegaHiperhumor: This red candle was caused by the leak of: 1. FOMC interest rate decision 2. $META earnings 3. $GOOGL earnings 4. $CMG earnings 5. All of the above [+5] u/letsgettesty: Brent oil is legitimately higher than anytime during the war except for a hour long spikes and the market is like 🤪🤑🤑🤪🤑 all time highs brah [+5] u/dreamer_Neet: TODAY WILL BE GLORIOUS [+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Cmon flat by open for avis [+5] u/dylanx5150: I don't ask for much, just give me a 50 basis points increase and flip the double bird without taking questions. [+5] u/edmundamore1: Holding rates is priced in. [+22] u/SlipperySnail93: mag 7 earnings miss Powell being hawkish Iran negotiations fall through Straight remains closed threatening the global economy Calls [+15] u/kyle__fucker: Honestly. Seriously. Fuck everyone here. [+15] u/ttbasterd: How funny would a rate increase be 😂 [+14] u/OkResponsibility2470: Oil at 52-week high lmao [+14] u/Maximum_Light409: Oil pumping, war extending, JPOW, market sinking... Semiconductor stocks: Fuck you. [+12] u/FlatwormBig5514: This may be confirmed proof that MAG 7 doesn't care about the war anymore. Yes, the world economy will enter a world recession because of it. But that doesn't appear to bother MAG 7 buyers. [+12] u/bemeandnotyou: 🥭 To AXIOS: I am prepared to keep the blockade on for months Translation, Tomorrow the Blockade ends. [+12] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: BREAKING: JPOW to apply for moderation status on the WSB Reddit page; “These fuckers haven’t seen the last of me” he claims [+12] u/isolated-cat: freak the fuck out. we are 1% from ATH [+11] u/sunshine20005: Oil prices exploding and SPY down .15% lmao [+11] u/CastAside1812: Once again coming here for up to date news about the Iran war because the WorldNews sub has banned so many people that their live thread is dead. [+10] u/hiphopanonomos: ASTS = Always Short This Shit [+9] u/Think_Currency_8586: Spy not dropping is hilarious to me [+9] u/AlphaHarmony: start of the dump or the liquidity sweep before a pump? [+9] u/Kyweedlover: I sold my SPY call for +10% instead of holding until it hit 40%. Then I bought a put and sold it for -10% instead of holding until it hit 50%. If anyone wants options advice you can email me at [email protected]. [+9] u/zlordbeats: evidently gold is worthless now [+9] u/jroache: Google is such a piece of shit, fuck you if youre selling off of old news. Everyone knew open ai didnt have money MONTHS AGO. Everybody knew the iran war would last long MONTHS AGO. Everyone knew Israel would sabotage all ceasefire agreements MONTHS AGO. Why are we acting like we care now???? [+9] u/housemouse431: looks like they cant ignore oil anymore [+9] u/Superandrewable_: I'm so tired of giving money away [+9] u/Jagged_Tide: USO hitting ATH and we haven’t even seen price per barrel top early April levels, this is about to get a lot worse before it gets better [+9] u/Amitriptylinekoning: raise 👏 those 👏 rates 👏 [+8] u/EasySunday: How is oil not a huge fcking problem for the market? [+8] u/Irishbros1991: Holy don't look at oil prices just close your eyes while you walk to work [+8] u/dyvonca: Made $5k on spy 0dte options today. I’m leaving the casino before I give it all back. Same time tomorrow boys [+8] u/gooneral_MC: i can't stress enough how little i recommend getting an infection in your eye [+8] u/DarkR124: So many oil and gas tickers on the unusual option volume alerts today. Lot of whales getting in to energy. [+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: U.S planning infrastructure strikes… [+8] u/WonUpH: Cheap oil is over for months fck you bols 🕺 [+8] u/Xzlk: “You’re on fire! You’ve been a fucking loser for 20 days straight!” Thx Reddit [+8] u/blm4lyfe: Rip bulls idiots buying POET “dip” [+7] u/Upstairs_Pickle5915: How its Nasdaq still pumping [+7] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: I got a call from a recruiter yesterday. "This company's stock is up 60% over the last 5 years, that's really good!" It underperformed the S&P 500, LOL. Recruiters are scum. [+7] u/Fluid_Product6292: Personally I don’t see much more upside from here [+7] u/MrDee97: Can someone explain how the market is at ATH with Oil at $110? [+7] u/Blyadhole: Jerome Powell should become Emperor of the Western Federal Reserve and Kevin Warsh the Emperor of the Eastern Federal Reserve [+7] u/Big-Safe3031: Is the volume in the room with us? Why’d everything go flat… [+7] u/yeahyoubored: I mean I’m scared I’ve never known a market with Powell And the 🤡 they have coming in is another 🥭 loyalist [+7] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: 0DTE so fucking expensive now cause they know everyone tryna hit a lotto ticket. [+7] u/SnoStrm: It looks like I’ll be starting my 674th “small account challenge” tomorrow morning [+7] u/Think_Currency_8586: Let go SPY, it’s gonna be okay. Just let go [+7] u/No-Put2311: Watching the dip with no skin in the game is infinitely more funny, thanks for the show regards [+7] u/zangor: This isn’t even a dip. This is a demonstration of how damn bullish the current market is. [+7] u/Xzlk: Holy fuck, I actually made money on Apple calls. Only took 11 tries. [+7] u/ripcord51: vlad should turn off his own sell button [+7] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: US10Y at 4.4%. We aren't getting rate cuts. [+7] u/Stealthless: $42 profit today yay [+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Bears about to use a technique not seen since the heian era [+6] u/sanmar2225: #fuck, I’m still alive today [+6] u/ddrsdght: Cash out and get your wife rhinoplast surgery [+6] u/miata_only: JD misunderstood when he heard there's a new chair coming 🍆💦🛋 [+6] u/AlphaHarmony: Do we think the fact that everyone in here is being so bearish is a sign that we are going to climb this wall? [+6] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Get ready for the circuit breaker. War is on, fed holding rates, big tech misses on earnings [+6] u/ModeForJoe: >Open the Fuckin' FOMC Meeting, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Powell \-Me [+6] u/AlphaHarmony: anyone else going all in on water? [+6] u/Fine_Sock3874: hood, you were incompetent then, you are incompetent now [+6] u/captain_casino: I know the second I buy back into SNDK that shit is cratering to 52 week lows [+6] u/kazkeb: DXY up and oil up massive... yet SPY is flat okey 🤡 [+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: oil looks like it will fall 0.5%, get ready for spy 3% pump [+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Emergency meeting at the WH with oil ceo’s that has to be bullish of course [+6] u/beerstearns: Just got cut off by my therapist because I’m “not progressing” and she “doesn’t want to hear about fucking saas stocks anymore” [+6] u/Infamous_Safe_6363: My portfolio is nuked by SOFI [+6] u/AmbassadorGloomy8915: I want to gamble so bad any plays today that can work with me not monitoring them? In science class just sent my paycheck to my mom’s robbinhood [+6] u/saccotac: Circuit Breaker Levels: Wednesday 04/29/2026 Level 1: 6639.08 Level 2: 6210.75 Level 3: 5711.04 [+6] u/Loperenco: CAR rebound is criminal [+6] u/internetf1fan: Don't tell me I did the right thing by selling off my MSFT calls before the earnings! [+6] u/JayRoo83: Hopefully someone loses a nana and puts her wealth into INTC puts to shut other nana in heaven the fuck up [+6] u/TonyStarks81: I have a strong urge to buy Spy calls so everyone should go puts. You’re welcome. [+6] u/Curious-Tap8312: If 709 breaks we might see the flood gates open [+6] u/ButterRollercoaster: I don’t have any bears to sell. [+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: Bloom Energy is definitely not a bubble lmfao. INTC up 10% again, wtf is going on [+5] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: I'm surprised at a lot of comments saying like "tHiS mArKeT iS a ScAm" Like, how new are you? [+5] u/SuperSaiyanIR: In hindsight uying POET puts after the company dropped 50 percent in one day was the dumbest decision anyone could make but I am somehow up up 130 percent from then. [+5] u/Dragonlvr420: Breaking news! Deal that literally no one believed would happen doesn’t happen! Sell everything!! [+5] u/Humble_Explanation32: sell in may and go away \~ [+5] u/Immediate_Type4095: Are you feeling it now? Mr. Crabs [+5] u/DragonflyOrdinary848: This is going to be the most hated rally of all time. Even more hated than last years run [+5] u/brute-forced: $BE will double again before the end of the year [+5] u/According_Freedom_62: Bought some SP 710 July puts, thoughts? How long stocks can endure high oil price? when we will see inflation rocketing in inflation numbers? [+5] u/Rugpull_Generator: FOMC = First move is always fake BEAR = Every move is always poor [+5] u/PossibleLack835: DO I HOLD MY POOTZ? THERES NO WAY JPOW GOING TO COME OUT WITH SOME DOVEISH SHIT AGAIN RIGHT? [+5] u/Miker1730: microsllooopppy soo predictable, held them puts [+5] u/AggressiveBug8071: What with GOOGL pump? [+5] u/CD274: Scalping is going to make me go cross eyed [+5] u/Issa_vibe74: Why the fuck do I play spy and not something that actually moves [+5] u/hermeskino715: Axios giving us bearish headlines!? Wtf [+5] u/yousliss1: Imagine putting money on Jesus returning before 2027 [+5] u/SlickyTrader: It’s time to fly high SPY [+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Imagine the fomc moves happening before fomc [+5] u/RealSchweddy: We need another meme stock to lift everyone’s spirits [+5] u/Curious-Tap8312: Bols, zoom out on the daily chart and get ready for what’s coming. This thing is going down. [+5] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: Oh fuck i didn’t know Powell was giving a speech today. My polymarket positions are likely fucked. [+5] u/hiphopanonomos: So bulls are hoping that MSFT capital expenditures will be low and copilot revenue will be high? Uh oh [+5] u/milodino12: I want to go on a dual men date with jpow. He deserves nice things [+5] u/PeachScary413: "Good Afternoon" 2 seconds later SPY +4.5% [+17] u/Express_Dot_3997: FOMC TRADE PLAN HAS A 100% WIN RATE. 📈 I run it every single Fed meeting and have NEVER lost. Here's the full playbook: - Step 1: Avoid the chop from 11am - 2pm ET by NOT trading. PATIENCE - Step 2: The Rate Decision is released at 2:00pm ET. At EXACTLY 1:59PM ET, go to your trading account and click the "X" in the top corner to close out your browser. - Step 3: Open cold Modelo (Substituting any other Mexican beer is acceptable) - Step 4: Jerome Powell will take the stage at 2:30pm ET. Open your second beer as soon as you hear the words "Good Afternoon" - Step 5: Locate the off switch on your mouse and keyboard to avoid any radical thoughts coercing you into taking a trade. - Step 6: The Q&A session will be the wildest part. When @NickTimiraos is called on, you will open the 3rd ice cold Modelo. - Step 7: Repeat Step 3 until you hear the sound of the closing bell at 4:00pm ET. HOW SHOULD YOU PREPARE? No later than 1pm ET, you should prepare the necessary supplies needed for the last 2 hours of the day. Do not take a chance on getting caught in traffic, as rushing home before #FOMC has been known to cause small car accidents. (@iamJMinx) [+14] u/IceCreamButt69: -.3% when oil looks like that. Totally believable [+12] u/Bizonistic: USO: went up 7%+ to hit 150 SPY: not my problem [+12] u/Nova-JC: Pumped +13% in 3 weeks on Axios ceasefire reports and talks of a deal. Now Axios reports deal rejected no plans to talk, ceasefire to end with US planning strikes. Moves SPY -0.25%. lol [+12] u/PositiveEdge4361: I got the L I’m working on the amborghini part [+12] u/svpa3991: Glued to my phone only for my positions to be completely flat for 3 hrs [+12] u/IndividualSea2881: Buying oil calls ahead of more bombing. Surely it'll drop 10% now. [+12] u/Dawnoftheman: Fomc Multiple mag 7 earnings reports today Safe to say I’m petrified [+11] u/CUTON1C: Oil up 7% and NQ is slightly green, somebody's lying here🤔 🤔 [+11] u/TrumpChildOnahole: A dump was promised to me 3000 years ago [+11] u/TacticalTackleBox: 16 minutes from now, over half of you will be bankrupt [+11] u/sorbetluver: I am proud to announce that I have added some counter strike skins to my investment portfolio. Lots of upside I think. [+10] u/Subspace13: Israeli Channel 12: Israel's Prime Minister Netanyahu will speak with Trump within the next hour. Netanyahu: Dump It Trump: Yes my king [+10] u/Naewind: Today I learned oil up 7% is good for markets. [+10] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Did oil beat earnings LMAO [+9] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I put a dildo up my ass to see why the wife won’t do anal and it didn’t even hurt. I need a new wife. [+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: I don't think he is going to TACO on blockade [+9] u/Visual-Attention-11: Pattern day trade these nuts [+9] u/Pete26l96: #WE EATING GOOD TONITE FELLOW BERS. GOOGL,AMZN,MSFT,META BOUT TO TANK THE MARKET! LET'S GO!!!!!! [+9] u/plzplzplztendies: #”Good Afternoon.” #-Jerome “good afternoon “ Powell [+9] u/RjBloxks: Bers out in full force, just to flood the daily discussion with downvotes when the markets takes their money as usual lol [+9] u/Curious-Visual4525: You can just check polymarket to see we getting no rate cut today. [+9] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Jpow just texted me Everyone fuk [+9] u/Moped_Thief: I’m down 67k this week. Probably over a 100k when RDDT inevitably drops after earnings tomorrow. [+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Always pleasant to see the insider trading and market manipulation happening live right before the FOMC decision. [+9] u/Electrical-Snow5167: JPow legit the greatest American of this era. [+8] u/gomper: Remember when the rednecks were big mad about $3 gas under biden [+8] u/No_Tough_2065: 3 bucks iv on qqq 0dte today.. fed meeting is gonna be lit 🫡 [+8] u/JustLurkCarryOn: How do you think the market would react if JPow slammed his hog down on the podium after saying “Good afternoon”? [+8] u/looool_k_libtard: If you liked Robinhood at $150 you’ll love it at $4 soon. Same with SOFI. Dog shit companies with dumbass CEOs who can’t do simple math. [+8] u/Different-Volume-129: JPow’s last hoorah. 1.25% cut [+8] u/cryptohorn: "Nearly two months after the onset of the Iran war, the conflict is taking a significant toll on Texas businesses with about half of them reporting at least some negative impact." - Dallas morning news [+8] u/AvocadoPurees: "We just want to emphasize that we understand and sympathize with the pressure that inflation is putting on families, especially those with lower income. We will continue to commit to our double mandate and stay ahead of the curve so we won't ever join the poors club" [+8] u/Bizonistic: RATE HIKE INCOMING IN 5 MINS [+8] u/ButtholePlungerz: It's crazy how as oil rises, it has no effect on major indices. But when oil drops from +7% to +6.8%, indices Shrek dildo up. Makes no sense lol [+7] u/AvocadoPurees: Sadly for bers, Powell is too much of an adult to fk with his boss on his last day. Id be raising 2% on Donnie 🍊 ass [+7] u/Herzegovac: Oil up 7.5% Spy down -0.30%. Lol [+7] u/likeabosstroll: Many SoFi bag holders were created today. It’s me, I am. [+7] u/cryptohorn: Things seem..... Dire [+7] u/WeakPeak1015: Just got out of a meeting that started at 11am, how are my calls doing? [+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Oil at $107 and market is not down much and Vix is below $20 🤡 [+7] u/NotAFridge: please for the love of god taco on oil [+7] u/jerm2z: Good Afternoon = Dump Hello = Pump [+7] u/Alternative-Mode-365: TRUMP–PUTIN CALL: IRAN, UKRAINE AND DEAL TALKS IN FOCUS Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin held a 90+ minute call, described by the Kremlin as friendly and businesslike. Now we're talking.... [+7] u/Good_Application6245: Saudi princes give jet to mango because relationship. UAE leaves OPEC. We control venezuela oil reserves. Iran can’t really control their supply as well now. Is there something deeper going on with the oil market that big money already knows about? [+7] u/vandalofnation: We already know the earnings. Every company beats by 5-10%. every company guides up. Every company takes those profits and spends it on datacenters. [+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Fuck does everyone in here have calls? I need a bear to taunt me to keep my mind at bay [+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Gonna use a 20 dollar bill to buy a 100 dollar bill [+7] u/AvocadoPurees: From alternate timeline, in 2 weeks time head line will be, "former fed chair charged after winning 400k on poly market with surprise rate hike" [+7] u/Blitzdog416: 10yr at 4.40% it's fuckaroo time [+7] u/A10cc: Holy shit. Congrats oil bulls [+7] u/AdOk3638: Jpow just texted me, he said "fuck your puts, fuck your calls". Not even sure what it mean. [+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I'm gonna miss Jpow. Bro walked us back from 9% inflation without crashing the economy or messing up employment. Without the dumbass tariffs and war there'd be no question of a soft landing. [+7] u/theprodigy107: Jpow should helicopter on stage [+7] u/GoZukkYourself: Today, Powell graduates from Chair to Couch 😢 [+6] u/BoostMobileGuy: No more mr. nice guy! Bol anos will be destroyed tonight [+6] u/skychief99: Everyone worried about some jerkoff with his interest rate announcement when oil is going to $200............. [+6] u/furrypurpledinosaur: I thought this presidency was supposed to be about lower oil prices, lower interest rates and lower inflation. Complete opposite of what I was told would happen. [+6] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: NACHO  Not A Chance Hormuz Opens [+6] u/IntellectualRetarded: Powell : I never liked mango’s anyway [+6] u/cramers_asshole: Here comes The bullshit.. knew it [+6] u/pixi88: In the off chance he raises rates.... What happens? [+6] u/imightgobroke: Idk how yall 9-5? I just made 10$ on my puts [+6] u/jda823: I'm so excited to watch these big 4 dip on beating earnings [+6] u/OscarCapac: Powell could do something really funny with a final rate cut [+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Waiting for something retarded to happen [+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Shoveling companies holding the market strong. Soon we will eat semi as breakfast [+5] u/JPenniman: Was msft earnings bad or something? Is that why it’s down? [+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Lower highs and lower lows. It's going to be a bloodbath. Possibly in more ways than one if Iran or 🥭 start some shit over the next few days. [+5] u/eggmaker: 10 year treasury yield is forcing the issue [+5] u/JakeTappersCat: Oil needs to be $200+ a barrel minimum. Otherwise people just use for every stupid thing even though it makes us sterile and turns frogs gay [+5] u/DrElkSnout: what lotto puts are you guys buying today? [+5] u/KundaliniVibes: Earnings are like… okay let’s see how much you’ve extracted from humanity. If you’ve extracted enough and not given anything back, you’re a good boy.  It’s basically a measure of a company’s parasitic nature. Parasites 🦠 [+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: These option premiums for 0dte are insane lol [+5] u/cramers_asshole: I dont even know wtf to play today, the macro is ass, mango will lie-tweet, powell might fuck us either way, guh mate [+5] u/MagJack: dang 0dtes are expensive today [+5] u/gjbaca17: As promised: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/FHgtq003FS Spent about $10,100 on puts and put spreads. Skipped some tickers due to poor liquidity. See replies for all positions. [+5] u/Electrical-Snow5167: JPow going to announce stocks only goes up. Truly one of the human bean of all time. [+5] u/KachThebest69: I was right about uso reaching 150 sadly my timing was off by 2 weeks [+5] u/jdfan51: Imma miss jpow so much what a legend [+5] u/Hellmale: I’m just buying a few more INTC long puts. In 2021 I lost so much money on this sucker when it was trading in between $40-$50. I have no trust in this. I will sell som puts 😂 [+5] u/roswelljack: please overreact and spy -2% then bounce [+5] u/mmcframe: Bought HOOD before earnings bag holding now. Should I cut my losses or hold? [+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Who should I play for earnings tonight [+5] u/AdOk3638: Bers will be fked today, mark my words. [+34] u/ryu311: jpow: i really want to retire, but i dont trust these fucks in the govt right now. [+27] u/PulIthEld: >"I WILL LEAVE WHEN I FEEL IT IS APPROPRIATE TO DO SO. BITCH. DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?" -JPOW [+23] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I'm literally staying to stop the retards [+23] u/SuffiecientSapian: Powell is such a fucking G [+23] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: JPow for president. He could run as a Democrat, Republican, Green Party, Libertarian, Clam Chowder Party, or even the Dick McGlumpus party and I’d vote for him [+23] u/JPowTheDayTrader: JPow: You're gonna have new leadership by then. Translation: Not my fucking problem, bitch, Im outta here lmao [+22] u/PulIthEld: the next fed chairman is going to be a moron, i guarantee it. [+22] u/DingleJingle_: HES NOT FUCKING LEAVING!!!!! [+19] u/ryu311: lol this is jpow's version of talkin shit at 🥭. [+18] u/Bam2458: JPow is the shadow chair now 😈 [+18] u/Unemployable1593: JPow: I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING [+17] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Today I lost 15k when I don’t even have a grand in my checking account lol [+17] u/thewiggen: Oil up 15% in a week and stocks are up. Huge disconnect. [+16] u/Round-Huckleberry570: He just said shit is so bad he can’t even retire [+16] u/WallStreetThreats_: HE'S NOT FUCKING LEAVING [+16] u/pineapplekiwipen: if Jpow was the president we'd be SPY 1000 by now [+15] u/RoyalFail6: #HE’S STAYING AS GOVERNOR [+15] u/Useful_Donut6789: Jpow: **"I'm not fucking leaving"** [+15] u/yaboy778899: SUCK ME JEROME I FUCKING LOVE YOU [+15] u/Cut_Copies: genuinely he may be the best fed chair since Volcker, thanks for the memories, Jerome. [+14] u/Quixotus: 4 Fed dissents, who want a rate hike. And stocks are at all-time highs. [+14] u/Initial_Ad_9250: "Elected officials" you mean 🥭. Say it jpow [+14] u/lullckkillers: He just said fyou 🥭 lets go jpow! [+14] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: The amount of times he mentioned he isn't leaving lol [+14] u/BabyGrogu69: Daddy powell is a comedian [+13] u/mighty_sys_admin: 80% of millionaires are made by options trading [+13] u/PulIthEld: MSFT - - revenue estimates smashed - new outlook doubles previous - record profits stock tanks -10% after hours [+13] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Applying for a job in 2026 is a humiliation ritual. [+13] u/RoyalFail6: JPow will leave when he’s good and ready - what a fucking Chad 🗿 [+13] u/johndsmits: * *I will retired and be quiet, but remain on the board...and will only be around to help protect the institution. I leave when it's ready for me to leave.* ok guys, we now have a new invisible hand. **✋** * *I demanded to stop of the investigation.* And they did. JPOW > Iran closing the strait [+13] u/gritz_and_gravyy: First time I go to listen to the fed meeting right as I start it Powell says he’s not fucking leaving cause 🥭 is a chode bag [+13] u/deevee12: Entire market held up by semis Very cool very sustainable [+13] u/pen15_club_admin: Powell ain’t fuckin leaving yall [+12] u/Legitimate_Tough_119: First time ive cried in years. My wife died last year while sleeping with her boyfriend and i was okay but this being last jpow meeting... it hurts [+12] u/EyeSea7923: Joe's market was my favorite market. [+12] u/McKoijion: Lol, Rick Santelli is such a hypocrite. Dude literally started the Tea Party because he didn't like inflation. Warsh and Miran were famously hawks. Now all three of them want lower rates regardless of external market conditions. Everyone hates money printers unless they're in charge of it. [+12] u/longswordsuperfuck: https://preview.redd.it/tkc7w1jd86yg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e63384cbefbb2823bf06fde64e740cb85f1ba0 For JPOW [+12] u/csekseni1: DO ANY OF YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND THIS IS A SURPRISE TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. PREDICTION MARKETS HAD “HOLD” AT 99 percent. [+12] u/Anthais: "inflation is transitionary. I am permanent. fuk yo puts" - JPow [+12] u/Asleep-Strike4978: This guy is a master communicator! Never step into any trap [+12] u/Philthatman: We have completely lost the plot on the economy [+12] u/orrangearrow: Wow. Pow in full fuck it mode [+11] u/MayorMcCheezz: His calls are sweaty, puts weak, bags are heavy. [+11] u/CJBlueNorther: Price tanked harder last week off no news lmao [+11] u/Nateleb1234: An hour and 35 minutes decides my future. I'm all in meta. [+11] u/surmoiFire: JPow: I aint fucking leaving until 🥭 apologize [+11] u/Prestigious_Case8881: JPow left for cigarettes and came back 🥺 [+11] u/RoyalFail6: JPow is literally the last line of defense between us facing Great Depression levels of pain and what we got now [+11] u/apurimac777: JPOW: I'm not fucking leaving [+10] u/United-Hearing-8286: Speech will fuck my puts huh [+10] u/Legitimate_Tough_119: damn.... this is kinda historic... last jpow meeting [+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: This fucking 🥭 is gonna cause a recession just like his 6 casinos he bankrupted [+10] u/PalpitationSmooth992: the worst part of this market is that if it goes down all my stocks that are down 10-20 percent this week will keep dumping and if it goes up will just recover losses its a lose lose situation to be long anything in this trash market [+10] u/WSB-mods-are-: One thing's for sure, this is going to end very well for the rich [+10] u/Usedillusion7: 🥭 is only holding this presser to undercut Powell and anyone who doesn't believe it is crazy [+10] u/Bob_the_peasant: Not to be a hater but Intel is worth like $25, this is ridiculous No position, just incredulous [+10] u/Separate_Fold5168: He's soooo ready to leave this meeting and fuck allllll the way off to a sunny beach in Coco Cay, slamming daquiris and poon. [+10] u/KYEEZY98: Jpowell has aged 30 years since 2018. [+10] u/Coogiez: HES NOT LEAVING LMAO [+10] u/plugwalls: Today is the only day crying in the casino is allowed [+10] u/Big_Instruction9922: Just told trump to fuck step off his nutz [+10] u/skymagic: Has unc J said the n word yet? [+10] u/FindingZen4: JPow will be secret chair [+10] u/Infinite-Anybody204: The only good things Trumps done is give us more time with JPOW😍 [+10] u/CanIMarginThat: papa powell will always be watching us [+10] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The cost overrun at the fed was due to the widening of doors so JPOW could get his massive dong in the building  FUCK U 🥭  JPOW FOR PREZ! [+10] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Man all jokes aside I'm gonna miss JPOW [+10] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Anyone else think with Warsh we're going to be getting rate hikes/decreases posted first by Trump on Truth Social? [+10] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: Powell doing physical comedy now [+10] u/letsgopardner: "It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system." [+9] u/PalpitationSmooth992: https://preview.redd.it/88vt7ujxe6yg1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0d2859c30b1c98fda30e4461d388fcb99314f4d [+9] u/No-Improvement3164: Market just moved 2 years in 30 days now we get no more movement for another year [+9] u/stonetrade: Good afternoon. My colleagues and I remain squarely focused on fucking all of your calls and puts [+9] u/jnas_19: Open the fucking strait [+9] u/ShitpostSulthan: can't wait for the whole market to crash and die.. [+9] u/greenchaos: i think it's so funny how intc is just on its own journey and does not care [+9] u/Small-Maintenance-65: My favorite part of the market pumping on interest rate cut hopes is that it barely dips when the rumor is dispelled and then immediately starts pumping again on future rate cut hopes. [+9] u/spellbreaker: All you dumb bimbos playing FOMC like it was going to matter LMAO enjoy the IV crush. You just know there were idiots in this thread buying options into 70% IV today. [+9] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: spy trying to go up with how jpow is talking is blowing my fuckin mind [+9] u/jonneh: # My GOAT staying on the Fed as a governor 😭😭😭 [+9] u/userusery24: He’s staying as the only adult in the room thank god [+9] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: When we gonna get some good price action ? [+9] u/ArcDogRob: Papa Pow putting Mango on blast [+9] u/Single_Passenger: "I'll leave when I want to leave, you lil bitch" [+9] u/StarvingOprah: "are you guys friends" bro wtf are these press asking [+9] u/Bitter_Tea442: QQQ up 0.2%. Meanwhile, my individual holdings stocks are down 4-7%. [+9] u/diefy7321: Bro really saying his money printing didn’t lead to high inflation LMAO [+9] u/starentbrett: STILL no volume? What is this fuckery?? JPow days always massive volume spikes [+8] u/AdjustDeezNutz: This is probably going to be the last competent stream from this administration. [+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Who knew intel was going to go higher? [+8] u/FatShort888: Allow me to entertain you. I’m shorting S&P and long on Crude. Let the game begin [+8] u/FTWLibra: Man, whoever said to short nvidia earlier, thank you just sold [+8] u/Puzzleheaded-Crew668: After hours is gonna be the main show [+8] u/astromouse2024: Your gay name is: your first name+ last name [+8] u/Sweet-Painter-2367: Jerome moan in my ears Good Afternoon handsome and touch me [+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: This market is so lame and desperate. If they even remotely hint at being open to cuts this shit will rocket. [+8] u/OptionGamble: All I wanna do is be on the right side of a trade for once [+8] u/RoyalFail6: He said it - “Good afternoon” 🥺 [+8] u/PulIthEld: GOOD AFTERNOON! CALLED IT!!! [+8] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #All class this fuckin guy [+8] u/LouieM13: This will be the last time the Federal Reserve is competent [+8] u/DingleJingle_: Jpow is the guy your fake wife thinks you are. [+8] u/Successful-End7689: Don about to blow a gasket any minute now 😂 [+8] u/chikenbeer: "It's time to lock in" said the regard as his portfolio dropped 98% [+8] u/YOLOdollhair: Any time Warsh is mentioned PUMP. [+8] u/cheezepwnz: We’re gonna moon so high you’re gonna say stop that’s too much mooning I can’t take it anymore and we’re gonna keep mooning [+8] u/Round-Huckleberry570: He hid a fuck yall in that cough I heard that [+8] u/patelchief90: jpow will be sticking around love it [+8] u/FindingZen4: JPow uncharacteristically wordy on this topic of staying on the FOMC [+8] u/haniyarae: “Energy hasn’t even peaked yet” Buying more now [+8] u/jraiv420: Powell warning energy shocking coming [+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: THETA H E THETA A [+8] u/calmoney149: Every time I think INTC is too expensive it pops another 10-20%, this been going on since 40 bucks 😂 [+8] u/freehouse_throwaway: lol if admin didnt do all that circus bs jpow would have been more than normal in transition and leaving clown admin and all that [+8] u/jraiv420: Powell said fuck your calls [+8] u/WallStreetThreats_: Powell such a motherfucking legend dude [+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: HE'S NOT FUCKING LEAVING AND NEITHER AM I [+8] u/GladDiscount6749: I miss this place being retarded in the sense of I’m betting half my life savings on this stock cuz of this retarded dd I did Now it’s just actual retards and it’s no fun [+7] u/TheRealTruru: Amazing! 😂 love JPOW [+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: Say wallahi bro say wallahi [+7] u/chancepack: JPOW making the market red one last time before he leaves. Thank you. [+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: JPow gonna say rate hikes more likely than cuts and it will moon [+7] u/ryu311: omg hes late. they killed them on his last day [+7] u/Low_Plastic363: Jay Powell didn't hear no bell! [+7] u/tesseramous: the whole casino crying while spy trades 1% below ATH [+7] u/TheMallard1: SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S FROM LONDON [+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: benchmoooockkk, brent croooood [+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: **tl;dr: The Federal Reserve maintained interest rates at 3.50%–3.75%, adopting a "wait-and-see" approach due to high energy prices and persistent inflation.** This announcement is generally **bearish** for the market. While the economy remains resilient in some sectors, the combination of "higher-for-longer" rate signaling and the absence of immediate cuts suggests a more restrictive environment for growth than some investors had hoped. * **Decision to Cut Rates:** The Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 3.50% to 3.75%. Although some members previously leaned toward a cut, the majority opted for stability to combat inflation pressures stemming from geopolitical tensions and high oil prices. * **Future Rate Cuts:** The Fed signaled that future cuts will be limited, with at most one additional reduction projected for later this year. Officials emphasized that they require "greater confidence" that inflation is moving sustainably toward the 2% target before any further easing will occur. * **Economic Health:** The current health of the economy is described as having solid expansion with strong job growth, though GDP growth projections for 2026 have been slightly revised downward to 2%. The Fed is closely monitoring the "dual risks" of a potential labor market slowdown and the cumulative impact of recent energy price shocks on household consumption. [+7] u/grimandnordic1: Sticking to the dual mandate of: 1) Suck 2) my nuts [+7] u/CJBlueNorther: Have fun bears, a rate hike was your only hope. Now Mag7 earnings bout to blast us off to the stratosphere. 730 EoW [+7] u/S0Anon: priced in + nothing changes + Investors know the US will win this war lets go back up [+7] u/shermski4: Fed: Rates wont be changed cuz Iran. Fed: doesn't change rates. Market: OMFG [+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Take a mental picture of the last time 📸 Gonna miss you j [+7] u/bendraw: Jpow deserves to fuck all your wives. [+7] u/FullCopy: High inflation and shitty job market. I hope this will be my legacy. - JPOW [+7] u/ARogueAnt: HAHAHA BEARS COOKED ONCE AGAIN [+7] u/hioman01: NVDA can't stop shitting [+7] u/I_work_too_much: I have 4 United States Dollars [+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Ouch the fed statement changes were kinda scathing about the war. Looks like you ignore the war regard bulls should be paying more attention [+7] u/ronstoppable7: This is going to pump. Writing's on the wall. [+7] u/poffa-: I want a JPow poster naked showing his massive balls instead some fking whores on my garage wall [+7] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: This is a big FU to 🥭 clearly [+7] u/mighty_sys_admin: lots of downward pressure and it just wont stay down [+7] u/Antique-Flight-5358: The fuck did he say thats pumping SPY [+7] u/ThouOne: Wait a minute, is this the biggest number of Mag 7 earnings in a day? It’s all of the currently kinda volatile ones too. Lol this will be fun. [+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: spreads on options are fucking cancer [+7] u/7fingersDeep: JPOW at 2:30 today, "ahheemmmm, Good afternoon. I just finished a big plate of TACOs and NACHOs. The Reserve's board all bought puts a few minutes ago and we are announcing a rate hike. We informed the White House that we were going to cut rates, but SIKE BITCH! TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!" [+7] u/Bxdwfl: Good afternoon, my colleagues and I don't give a fuck about the middle class [+7] u/DrCaptainHammer: “Good afternoon” FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING [+7] u/RoyalFail6: Consumers are very resilient so prices can continue to rise until something breaks 🙂‍↔️ [+7] u/LouieM13: A white guy named Jerome Thinking about it still makes me chuckle [+7] u/ParlayTheHard8: HE PROVIDED US UN-FUCKING-IMAGINABLE GAINS SINCE THE COVID SO THANK YOU MR JAY POWELL [+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: I give it 2 months before Pope Mango starts hating on his new pick. [+7] u/boroqcat: “I’m not fucking leaving! The show goes on! This is my home! They’re gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here! They’re gonna need to send in the National Guard or fucking SWAT team ’cause I ain’t going nowhere! Fuck them!” -JPow [+7] u/bronzewhale: Newton's 4th law: every red candle is met with an equal and opposite green candle [+6] u/EyeSea7923: It sucks that they get the decision before the decision. [+6] u/bronzewhale: Bears havent been able to defend a dip for more than 10 mins in like 3 weeks [+6] u/InvestigatorHefty799: What's the 350 dollars into 52k play for tomorrow? [+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: ITS CRASHING!! (+.2%) [+6] u/BirdyPooPoo: He should have came out in a hard hat. [+6] u/Single_Passenger: Lmaoo talk your shit JPOW. Not leaving!! [+6] u/NootNoot44NootNoot: J Big Dik Powell just rage-baiting the administration lol get fcked [+6] u/Xenonstrike: # Fed holds rates steady but with highest level of dissent since 1992 [+6] u/Burrow-Owl: The sundowning rage tweets are going to be epic from this one. [+6] u/Training-Ad4262: Trump is defintely tweeting [+5] u/BirdyPooPoo: So apparently peace talks not going well. They said they were going great every week since the end of March. [+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: so fucking tired of only semis going up almost every stock i have is down 10-20 percent just this week [+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: ackman opens -20% kek [+20] u/CorndogSummer: Truly incredible to see the market essentially disregard oil prices [+17] u/ballmode: I won't see you next time - JPow *sniff sniff* [+13] u/Oograr: "BEARS ARE LITERALLY CRIMINALS" - JPow [+12] u/optionsCone: # Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're still figuring things out [+12] u/rand_walking_charts: I guess we are adding no rate cuts and inflation to the list of things that don’t matter 😂😂😂 [+11] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Did he just tell me to give up trying to find a job [+11] u/FOMO_Gains: https://preview.redd.it/kcanwy35m6yg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7c17ca5a453c6d69b18ddf2c9ddf07ea64e06ee [+11] u/420Secured: “President Donald Trump, meanwhile, told Axios on Wednesday that he’s rejecting Iran’s proposal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for a lift of the U.S. blockade.” - more boom coming 👌 [+11] u/nyse25: JPOW STANDING ON BIDNESS [+11] u/sibalbyonshin: I WONT SEE U NEXT TIME. PUTS ON MY EMOTION [+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: I think META ⬆️ UP, +3–6% MSFT ⬆️ UP, +3–6% GOOG ⬆️ UP, +3–6% AMZN ⬇️ DOWN,-3% We pumping tomm [+10] u/Chiinoe: How is "im not fucking leaving" not bullish? [+10] u/FinishWarm1746: These reporters are trying to see if they have to buy calls or puts. Fellow degens. [+10] u/StirfriedDogMeat: See You Space Cowboy [+10] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Oil is stored in the balls [+10] u/okbetokbetokbet: it’s gonna somehow end up flat after earnings today [+10] u/notlamineyamal: Fuck it. j-Pow’s been the best things that’s come out of this fuck ass administration. [+10] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: damn this chicks hot [+10] u/Ceyenne18: JPow said he has bigger dick than mango [+10] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: “I won’t see you next time” 😭 [+10] u/Nanas_700k: Nooooooooo 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 [+10] u/regulus08: "I won't see you next time" this hit me hard than the spy loss...🥲 [+10] u/ballmode: If I was in that room I would have stood and clapped [+10] u/AMCorBUST2021: 10 yr up 2% in a week Nothingburger [+9] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Smooth response from Powell, you can tell that he and Colby are fucking [+9] u/Majestic_Natural_361: “He testified he wouldn’t” lol [+9] u/nokittythatsmypotpi3: “I’m Not Fucking Leaving!” - JPow [+9] u/Effective_Put_5209: Brent crude almost 119 and the market doesn't care. [+9] u/firstandlast0202: can't blame powell he wants his 401k intact before he retires. [+9] u/IXI_Bman: Nothing ever fucking prints anymore. Just theta fucked every single day. [+9] u/jamieperkins9999: Massive AMZN and GOOG calls for earnings, wish me luck [+9] u/mwesty25: MSFT, META, GOOG, AMZN all have an implied move of 7% lol….everyone in here is gonna get cooked, long or short 😂 [+9] u/CosmicJax: I'm gonna miss that smooth calming voice 😢 [+9] u/RhythmsOG: gonna give her my wang [+9] u/narcteh: I wont see you next time - JPow 🤣 [+9] u/ebfeebfe: JEROME POWELL DID NOTHING WRONG [+9] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: "I won't see you next time" \~ Lejund [+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: What if all 4 beat and go up 4%. 2% day tomm then [+8] u/Nudge55: why are we going green? [+8] u/Brawmethius: FED just confirmed money printer will not be turned off. Hope that helps you illiterates. [+8] u/brostrummer: Powell says he's staying as Fed Governor, market shoots up. [+8] u/nyse25: gay ass market on jpow's final day blasphemous [+8] u/hoopaholik91: Wait, I didn't realize the market is pricing in zero cuts this year and a potential hike. And we are at ATHs?!? Right when the biggest companies in the country are taking out hundreds of billions in debt too. [+8] u/the-revenge-trader: Won’t sell my puts expiring Friday [+8] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: RESUME THE PUMP ONE LAST TIME FOR THE HOMIES! [+8] u/Ceyenne18: the market likes JPow staying on as a stabilizing factor [+8] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: who was that asian baddie reporter that asked jpow a question [+8] u/FinishWarm1746: The market is pricing in, FED credibility-JPOW [+8] u/Technical_Guidance10: i lost two dollars playing FOMC i officially will be putting all of my money into VOO and chilling trading isnt for me [+8] u/Me-Regarded: Wonder how cooked my life will be in 30 minutes 🤔 [+8] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Ready to meet my fate on MSFT lmao [+8] u/isospeedrix: my position: HEAVY MSFT calls (half port) Moderate GOOGL calls Small amazon put Small meta call i swear if im 0/4 again.... [+7] u/daedalus_dance: So are we all getting fucked by 4 of Mag 7 reporting earnings after hours tonight? [+7] u/Key-Information3102: Papa Powell, we will miss you daddy [+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: It used to be the FOMC Days were the worst days, now POW drinking champagne when he thirstayyyyyyy [+7] u/HatNo9667: he said "priced in" lmao [+7] u/Ceyenne18: powell is going to outlast mango :) [+7] u/Senior_Professional4: he will be remembered as the man that made bears extinct [+7] u/snowdogdb: Out with independent thinker... in with the puppets! [+7] u/SmoothOperator423: META TO ENTER INTO THE SHOE INDUSTRY AFTER METAVERSE FAILURE [+7] u/TizzyHizzy: Big earnings start after hours the market lost interest in FOMC [+6] u/lococommotion: Jerome the little dove [+6] u/DuduBeanz: So that's it, we pump 12% on a bunch of rumors then our worst fears are realized and market doesn't move. WTF did they do to the market! [+6] u/FinishWarm1746: Selina wang play with my wang 😍 [+6] u/WeenieWang_: # The regards who thought buying puts would work before his call. All that money, gone. LMFAOOOO [+6] u/Leibnizinventedittoo: If you dont buy calls every time spy touches the lower bollinger band on any time frame you hate money [+6] u/Vulthen1: "verbal criticism" bro he straight up berates, abuses and insults you [+5] u/bigstew6: JPow cutting before he leaves office. My bank already adjusted rates [+5] u/would-rather-read: trump just said a six month blockade bro fuck [+13] u/midbarbarian: MSFT VERTICAL LINE TO THE MOON [+9] u/popsferragamo: "I won't see you next time." God bless, baller 🥂 [+9] u/TheGeoGod: Prediction - Google down 6% Microsoft up 4% Amazon down 5% Meta down 8% [+8] u/J-E-S-S-E-: MSFT about to run 15% [+8] u/thefuzzhead: Anyone who didn't sell at 4 deserves what they get. [+7] u/yushey__: My portfolio’s implied volatility move aftermarket is 15% up or down [+7] u/bearwithme23: screenshotting a million pics of JPOW and sobbing rn [+7] u/Mother___Night: Bearish revision to the statement. Very bearish. Surprised the market didin't move more. [+7] u/BadBoyBilbo: He sounds sad 😢 Or am I projecting? 😭 [+7] u/freshStart178: Almost bought META before the bell to play earnings. Phew 😮‍💨 [+7] u/trsx5: Pretty funny how the market is completely ignoring the massive oil dildo. Guess it will change tomorrow on the July contract [+7] u/gentlesandwich: Puts lose, calls lose, straddles lose. They are so good at milking retail money. [+6] u/any-any_202: The obvious choice is Microsoft; surely? [+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: “I will stay until it’s appropriate for me to leave.” Me to the Wendy's manager [+6] u/5-stages-of-grief: Hello am I still banned [+6] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Looking at the chart I would have no idea fomc was going on [+6] u/HaveTwoBananas: "We can wait here" bullish [+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: 50k in META wish me luck [+6] u/TeslaLeafBlower: Jpow not leaving but the money in my account is... [+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: He is very careful with his words lol [+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: By the way if the 10Y yield reaches 4.5%, expect a Truth Social Taco. 🥭 & Treasury cannot afford to pay the interests even if they devalue / print as fast as they could. [+5] u/RDDT_100P: 4 supply shocks market: *what supply shocks?!* [+5] u/Severe-Bet-8364: Finally boring af bs as usual [+5] u/shwstppr: Can anyone explain why CAR is up? I still don’t understand why it hasn’t fallen back down to ~$100