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[+17] u/BumblebeeMaximum9322: No one will see this its so early:
Im gay
[+15] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Bessent admitted that if the US actually went through with their threatened sanctions on China it would crash the global economy 😂😂😂 These clowns can't even make credible threats anymore
[+13] u/pain474: All that useless dipping/chopping yesterday only to pump it all back up before market opens, so that we chop again the moment market opens. This shit is so fucking boring.
[+12] u/Soffatjockis: Oil down because people think the new sanctions will finish the war?
Idk, seems more like an escalation to me.
[+12] u/dabblesest: Oh look, SPY moved overnight again and will chop in a $2 range intraday for the third week in a row.
I’m on to your bullshit SPY! 🕵️
[+11] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: america is doomed, golden age of canada has begun
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: BTC rugged again. here comes sub 70k this week. no btc reserve. nothing changed between now and last week.
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: stocks surging and btc dumping. order restored.
[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Dump this scam market already
September better deliver
[+9] u/TowelFart: im not a bear but i dont believe in this weak pump, this is financial advice
[+7] u/steem99: oil and 30y treasury sinking on no news? I'll take it, but it doesn't make any sense..
[+7] u/sck178: One day I'll get my account back up to -25%, but it is not this day
[+7] u/stupidber: Freak the fuck out and buy everything right now this is the fucking moonshot
[+7] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: Iran has the Strait of Hormuz. Canada has the 'Strait of We're Sorry, trump be careful
[+6] u/VauserVonShepherd: RDDT bring green makes me sick 🤮🤮🤮
[+6] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: The market is just berz squeezing bolz squeezing deez nuts squeezing berz squeezing bolz squeezing bolz squeezing.berz squeezing berz.
[+6] u/BeginnersDuck777: I wonder if Warren Buffett sneaks out of bed at 2am to gamble on Asian Boy’s Handball out of Sri Lanka looking for that rush he misses.
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Market makers really gonna bid everything up pre market and dump everyday huh
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: A worthless dollar really is good for stocks huh
[+5] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: That's my goddamn dumpster behind Wendy's.
STAY OFF MY TURF
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: An 25-30% NBIS and 5% QQQ day would be so beautiful, a man/women are allowed to dream big.
[+5] u/Kindled808: .8 to 7.00 overnight. Not bad not bad
[+5] u/Fun_Presentation_215: Can't imagine people trying to do value investing in this manipulative pump and dump market
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Market will crash after NVDA ER
[+16] u/mks_csw: at least the President of the USA is focusing on important things, such as renaming a lake in fkn Canada lmfao
we r cooked
[+14] u/collegefootballfan69: Stocks are bought by idiots, bonds are bought by idiots, hookers are bought by geniuses
[+14] u/vermilli21: # Kangaroo market back in action 🦘
[+14] u/nocashflow_: I judge companies and their products strictly by their logos, and Anthropic's Claude logo is literally a lopsided butthole
[+11] u/xeemyy: Imagine being so butthurt that the best you come up with to cope with that feeling is to rename a lake. 🤌
[+9] u/codespyder: Ontario Premier Doug Ford is slamming Donald Trump as a “loser” and the “king of bankruptcies” after the U.S. president criticized him on social media on Monday afternoon.
In a post on Truth Social, Trump referred to Ford by name as “the less charismatic, intelligent, and overall unimpressive brother of the late, great, Rob Ford.”
The post came hours after an interview with *The Morning Rush with Bill Carroll* in Ottawa, in which Ford said that Trump could “kiss my ass.”
At a news conference in Hamilton on Monday afternoon, Ford initially said that he wouldn’t respond to a “dictator” and “bully” like Trump before going on a prolonged rant about the U.S. president.
Ford also doubled down on his earlier remarks, saying “I have a lot of real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass.”
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: getting much better at selling bottoms and buying tops
[+8] u/bertacle: Imagine buying something in pre-market when there's always a 5% dip at open and you can buy at discount
[+8] u/itsme971: Everybody seems to be forgetting pre market is 🌈 and fake.
Don't be fooled, I hope it holds, but be prepared for it to dump on open
[+8] u/Independent-List-242: If you’re being honest with yourself, SPY and QQQ look pretty broken.
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Someone paid 100k to receive the information about Lake America early.
Capitalism on a new level.
[+7] u/Juliusmobile: Y’all remember Tay Zonday?
[+7] u/Play_Background: President Trump says he is considering renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.
Yeah like thats fkn important right now mr president
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: ppl way too gone on this data center shit. makes sense to not build them near houses and not to make the city subsidize its power but just generally opposing them is decel retardation
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Lake America are you fucking kidding me we are living in a fever dream
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: After six days of chopping here comes the 5% green pump
[+7] u/visionarymind: Nobody believed in SPX 8,000 🔛 March 30, 2026
Literally nobody
1/15/2027 SPY $800C were literally worthless
Look @ them now
Thanks for playing, 🐻🐼🐻❄️
[+7] u/BentoMan: 🥭 gonna start naming bodies of water like Vietnamese restaurants. Lake America #3
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: 🥭 serious considering changing the name of Tim Hortons to Tim America 🇺🇸
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Buying pressure starting to fall off already
[+6] u/Top-Concern-171: US effectively defaulting now
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Pre market I hope you are not fake and gay today
[+6] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Had sweet corn last night and it tasted great.
All in on BTC
[+6] u/Leading-Direction961: There are 67 days until Halloween
Do the thing
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: # Imagine voting for a PDF and protecting him as well 🤮
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Need MU to thrash 1100 today
[+6] u/No_Visit_2002: 🩸🩸🩸Lmao oil crashing and futurres pumped ??????? gl bers
[+6] u/ipissinmypants2: one day i will actually get on a bull market at the right time and i will finally earn back all the money thats been stolen from me
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: A lot of people are hoping to one day wake up to THE NEWS.
But don't get your hopes up... his body is literally made out of BigMacs and that shit is inderstructable. He has cola for blood. Even covid counldn't spred in that enviorment....
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: In the midst of "it’s so over," I found there was, within me, an invincible “we’re so back”
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: MOSCOW, Aug 25 (Reuters) - A U.S. military transport plane landed at Moscow's Vnukovo airport on Tuesday, data from the flight tracking service Flightradar24 showed.
US military transport plane lands in Moscow, Kremlin says it has no information yet
[+5] u/pingoo26: I'm way behind but it has just struck me that investing in the companies that physically construct datacentres was probably a good play, because if they ever become obsolete they lose nothing they've had their money
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: the USD bitcoin rotation was promised 3000 yursago
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: At least when I’m losing money at a casino I’m getting espresso martinis and there’s hot chicks around
[+5] u/iamjt: In 2025 and 2026, the market saw explosive growth in GPU-Collateralized Asset-Backed Securities (ABS). Neoclouds and hyperscalers package their H100/B200 clusters into bankruptcy-remote Special Purpose Vehicles (SPVs), bundle the rental yield from AI labs, get an investment-grade rating (often A or AAA due to early over-collateralization and tier-1 tenant off-take agreements), and sell them to pension funds.
Michael can you do your thing and ask Goldman to create swaps for us to buy
[+5] u/FartPolluter: this market is complete ass. it's either bet on full AI tech bro agi wet dream will happen buying stocks at 600 PE or betting larry fink and jamie dimon will get a bail out for being complete retards
[+5] u/thatdude845: Bid up premarket. Rug pull at open.
Writers getting repetitive
[+5] u/TreGet234: God crypto makes me horny. Casual 50% gains just because imaginary coins go up.
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Market is pre cummin in its boxers before the jeans are even off again
[+5] u/ipissinmypants2: that market is gonna open and i am going to watch half of my positions get liquidated
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: In less than 2 years 🥭 has delivered the gulf of America, the strait of America and now finally the lake of America. Next is American cigars, the canal of America and the ice sheet of America.
[+5] u/Lori-Lightfoot: any tips for my first day behind the wendys dumpster?
[+5] u/visionarymind: Easiest way to make money in the market is to wait for turmoil & then buy OTM calls
Works literally every single time
In fact, this has never not worked in the entire herstory of markets
Thanks for attending today’s TED Talk❗️
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: When you rotate, the market rotates with you 🤗
Because you’re as fat as a planet and have your own gravitational pull :kek: :kek:
[+5] u/jeromewatdoink: love making money clicking some buttons
[+5] u/ipissinmypants2: ugh i'm always too late for everything except when i nut
[+14] u/Useful-Ad8923: Remember that you yourself are a data center, drink plenty of water and consume as much literature as possible.
[+11] u/ercanbas: I’m not early, I’m wrong
[+10] u/Harp-Note: Later this week, at least one person will accidentally type "I love IRAN" instead of IREN, and get put on a list. 🤔
[+9] u/aftherith: A flight to the safety of the soft lizard arms of Zuckerberg
[+9] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Y'all get your Trump Bux yet? I'm spending mine on some oil for myself and clean beautiful coal for the wife.
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: My pronouns today are all/in
🎰📈
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Citadel says Bessent is a retard
[+9] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Did I buy the Bitcoin top at $81K last night
[+8] u/NobodyCares127: Had my short puts on SPY excersised early last night and woke up $8 million in debt. How is everyone else doing?
[+8] u/SHHFC: RALLY DAY FOR NVIDIA EARNINGS ON 8/26 - BUY TECH FOR THE INEVITABLE RALLY
[+8] u/IXI_Bman: All moves happen AH lmaooo. 99% of the bigger moves are always AH. Shits so pathetic it makes me sick.
[+8] u/Shijaki: Bessent's hedge fund failed to beat the S&P 500 for multiple years. Mistimed bets against the Japanese yen and oil were the biggest contributors to his fund's underperformance and ultimate closure. LMAO, can I get an encore, do you want more? Cookin' raw with the Bessent boy
[+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: qqq up 1%. i wonder how fast amerifats can sell it off to red again.
i bet 12 minutes
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Someone's "N" key is broken & they keep typing MVDA
If they mention Mike...you know what they mean
[+7] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Apparently Barron T. (Barron is such a dumb name) has made $120 million in the past year or so. I am so impressed he should make one of those stock trading YouTube videos to share his genius strategies.
[+7] u/LaughCompetitive1504: My refrigerator says that TQQQ is the one to buy today.
[+7] u/ThatFUTGuy: LAKE ONTARIO IS GONNA BE LAKE AMERICA
— people pay $100,000 a month to draw their attention to these matters EARLY!!! 🤡🤌🏼
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Work meetings are so funny where everyone clearly hates eachother and doesn't want to be there
[+7] u/Winter-Fearless: dick's getting absolutely drained empty right now
[+6] u/uwontfindthisone: Take me back to the days where I could close my eyes, pick any stock, and actually sleep well every night
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: Data centers in space is a lie. Well they might do it just like they launched a telsa lol
[+6] u/ercanbas: Mango the humanitarian
[+6] u/BrushImaginary: Honey who is Margin? And why are they calling asking for there money back?
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: What is “margin”? Is it free money?
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: MU 10%+ day let's gooo
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: I'm getting out on the bounceback today, yes with a stop loss just in case cause I honestly don't give a flying fuck anymore. I gave this market a chance and it's just "this is worthless garbage" and "this is the greatest thing ever" every. fucking. week.
This is not what a healthy market looks like. Just cause the price keeps going up and up it doesn't mean that value is there, it just means they got better at controlling the price so you're exactly as overextended as they want you to be.
I don't have the mental and emotional capacity to watch at charts all day trying to figure out something that is just not there while I'm well aware it is complete utter non sense that could bankrupt me at any moment.
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: The lake of Ontario 💀
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Over here waxing and waning my gibbous rn
[+6] u/enc-nyc: Won't be touching anything at least for an hour. That usually means I'll buy 0dte at 9:32.
[+6] u/Equivalent_to13: They can't afford for the bubble to pop, that would mean recession on a global scale. Most of the companies have AI integrated in their workflow. Gov will print so much that they will burn the printer.
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: Fly high baby MU, you are freed now of the angry koreans
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: When you gain enough experience and conviction to know you’re right when everyone else is panicking or swapping assets is hilarious.
People chasing BTC after a 3 day pump when tech is down 20% in a month..
Bears screaming about yields and AI buildouts. Explaining the US is over - China is gunna win everything, Iran gunna send oil to $1,000, buy… silver?
I’m crying.
Tech gunna be back at ATH in a month and the amount of you who will be selling your BTC at a loss to rebuy at ATH will be hilarious.
[+6] u/Round_Context_146: why does it ALWAYS fade before open... once again.. paper handed big back biches
[+6] u/Independent_Ad1086: dump 1hr before open, this is the 3rd day in a row that this shit happens, right?
[+6] u/ooooxide23: Semis Up premarket.. back down throughout morning , chop rest of day… rinse & repeat. Hopefully beginning of September we get strong recovery… shit hurts to look at
[+5] u/niwmo: Puts will expire worthless today.
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: 'Wen in doubt it's always wise to buy spy 1dte calls" - chud tzu
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Hey can someone invent a time machine so I can make better investing decisions? I promise I won't do options.
[+5] u/jiggolo420: The fuck is a margerine call?
[+5] u/1337Scott: My wife called me and said to pick up some Becel from the grocery store in the way home. This is my second margarine call today....
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Been away from this sub for a while.
Check back in this morning and retards are still claiming the market is manipulated because they keep losing money on short dated FD's.
God, I love this place.
[+5] u/GrandKnew: it's sobering when you realize your coworkers are actual retards, these people would not even be qualified to hold a screwdriver.
[+5] u/I_am_short_so_long: Why is my gambling sub not talking about gambling anymore. I need some comms on what to gamble on.
[+5] u/likamuka: Biggest scam in history
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: \+10% memory day let's go
[+5] u/niwmo: The consumer is resilient. Demand is strong. That is CEO talk for they are taking the ass fucking without complaining.
[+5] u/ConsistentOriginal82: isnt the US economy broken? Why so much green!
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: This Chick fila worker prob more beautiful than half the bitches in Hollywood. Funny how that works
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: Hmmm… DKS and NKE trading down in tandem.. everyone is going shoeless these days… 😆
[+5] u/bluen: The big short and Michael burry destroyed more ports than the actual crash
[+5] u/LarryBlink: Pre-markets be looking juicy, lemme guess another fake pump -6%?
[+5] u/mneymaker: AXIOS GIVE US THE TACO!
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Be ready for the bessent treasury injection news to hit in the next hour or so
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: Recession is cancelled congrats everyone
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Change your w-2 settings to -5. Go tell the us government to go find work boots instead.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Remember fellas, she’s never yours it’s just your turn. Just ended a 12 year relationship today.
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: It’s hilarious to see these job postings from these dumbass companies talking about how they’re ai native and all this shit and then you click apply and it takes you to a 1980s ass form to fill out lmao
[+11] u/jasperCrow: If you feel like you aren’t good enough, just remember Scott Bussy was able to become treasury secretary. You can do anything
[+10] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Trudeau Jr. definitely smashed Melania. There's no other explanation for 🥭's obsession with Canada.
[+9] u/Material_Mongoose468: I over leveraged myself into this mess, time to over leverage myself out of it 🚀
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Worst summer ever tbh, low manipulation volume for ants lol
[+8] u/StockB0Y: America in different types of wars with every country yet there stock market at all times highs😭
[+8] u/StockB0Y: Trying to take Canada lake is special needs activity
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Remember you’re never wrong, it’s impossible, it can’t be, never in a million years, it’s the market that is wrong
[+8] u/New_Ad_1682: Warsh and Bessett acting pretty smug for two motherfuckers that owe me 20 grand.
[+8] u/Positive-Ad84: puts on this niggas mom
[+8] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Gambling 0TDE options, if it goes up i am a genius if it goes down the market is bullshit
[+8] u/tenfthigher: Who the hell pushes up this bullshit overnight
[+8] u/go-to-the-gym: What's the point of making a ton of money when billionaires still choose to pay $135 for ohio trailer park pussy?
[+8] u/AerieZealousideal330: Iran threatens 45 tankers with fines, confiscation in Hormuz escalation
***Talks still going so well. So very very well. So well.***
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: 600k and I can retire 🙂↕️
and by 'retire' I mean full port on margin.
[+8] u/sevyger89: Carney about to drop a tweet saying the US will be renamed Southern Canada.
[+8] u/KayMS_: The amount of toes I'd suck just to relive May 😭
[+7] u/znightmaree: It’s okay market. You go when you feel like it :feetswing:
[+7] u/chainerection: Brand new days just hit 2.2b in box office.
MRVL finna rip up big time post earning
[+7] u/sfw_supdood: Look at Scam Altmans latest podcast. He can't even maintain eye contact. He is lying with basically every sentence.
[+7] u/New_Ad_1682: So the way I understand the market, if NVDA crushes earnings and gives screaming hot forward guidance, NVDA will fall 4% or so while memory and optics shoot up 10% or so?
[+7] u/hb2xdr: Today might be actually +3% day
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: There's certainly no way this rugs immediately on open like every single day, no way for sure that that will definitely absolutely happen.
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Why is there a rug below my feet?
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: 10 min until massive dumping
[+7] u/RichSpecific4490: Because SEMIs are up - if you don’t know they inverse one another by now you need to VOO and chill
[+6] u/Illustrious-Chip9735: Can't wait for 24/7 trading so we can avoid this bipolar pre market
[+6] u/sfw_supdood: Wario Amodei is just as bad as scam Altman. Dude is anxiety personified.
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: My move for today is to average into whatever is red with declining volume and then sell when it recovers a bit
[+6] u/kim82352: > “The United States is giving serious consideration to changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America in that we don’t expect to doing much business with Ontario any longer,” Trump wrote.
[+6] u/wdwentz93: I’d pay $1B to not be named Leopold anymore
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Memory 'waterfall off a cliff' chart formation at open.
[+6] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Congress is buying calls and you’re bearish
[+6] u/Gspotcha: Pouring one out for bears and bulls rn
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: All I ask is qqq goes up 3%, not asking for much.
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Michael Saylor's Strategy now has a $4B unrealized profit on its Bitcoin investment
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: Lots of people thinking we rug means QQQ +3%
[+6] u/hivaidsislethal: Anybody having issues with SPX options contracts not showing pricing?
[+6] u/EnginrA: Not me, 9.2 inches here
[+6] u/Outrageous_Method432: What lunch, red straight at open
[+6] u/HalfDoor: The rumors that the mods are gey?
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # HOLY FUCKING DUMP CITY RIGHT NOW
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: cant wait for all the finance youtubers who ignore my chat messages to discuss Rivian to hop on Rivian's dick in the very near future
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: Operation Epstien Fury to Operation Economic Outcast hahahahaha was there a shortage of white monster when we named this one?
[+5] u/zippyskippy1: Lake America . . . . everytime I think there is a rock bottom to shame this guy lights another stick of dynamite
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Always the Amerifats wake up and dump
[+5] u/MaldororHollow: all this cortisol just to lose to "buy and hold" cucks smh
[+5] u/cryptohorn: #Dicks and Walmart be like people out here struggling bro
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: As a bear, I just realized, green days are better than red days.
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Let's rename Lake Ontario to Lake Denmark.
[+5] u/nothingsusphere: What’s up with these volumes man
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #socialize THE STOCK MARKET
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Oh GOOGL you little slut.
[+5] u/PsychologicalMany126: Welcome to Wall Street where we don’t go off news earnings financials.. we spot liquidity and scam it as fast as we can ! Enjoy !
[+5] u/Ssjalexgd4: Meta going back to 600 was promised to zuck 3000 years ago
[+5] u/LegitimateShameHands: Lmao there goes SNDK and MU
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Moderna comedy continues. You need to stop buying puts 😳
[+5] u/themayorhere: How does 🥭 not realize that nonsense makes it look like Canada is dominating him (which they are)
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: is anyone else having *fun* ??
[+5] u/EnvironmentalMall221: What is happening to nike
[+5] u/ecphiondre: Why people ragebaiting/racebaiting in our precious gambling chatroom 😢
[+5] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: it usually takes me 4-6 weeks to go from 100% to 1%
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Treasury intervention and pseudo - QE.
[+5] u/Half_Cash_Half_Stock: The bers hit the beach first and now they're dead
[+14] u/31andnotdone: https://preview.redd.it/9tkb2mih3jlh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6962ce6356f2a7b46b772720a0acf676411c3f64
[+11] u/Phandomtrigger: This market is genuine dogshit
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Warsh market sucks ass
Jarome market would be at 8k
[+9] u/No_Presentation9490: WHOEVER INSTALLED THESE NEW ALGOS NEEDS A RAISE HOLY SHIT
[+9] u/Majestic-Bass6772: 100k a month for faster access to schizoposting
[+8] u/mrbigshort: you can't make this shit up it drills the moment i buy
[+8] u/chibi78: What the fuck happened with volume lately?!? This price movements are brutal to watch
[+8] u/leoman2896: What can I say at this point? Another flat day. Probably ends red
Thanks mango fucking pig
[+8] u/JudgmentCharming355: this market is rigged, the script failed
[+8] u/edm4un: Ahh yes the end is here of course, it’s all crashing. Wsb bunch drama queen or bots 😂
[+8] u/Rosella2562: Last week was one of the worst weeks in recent history for multi-strat funds…
Hedge fund managers:
❌ “We weren’t positioned correctly and over leveraged on the wrong assets, we lost our investors a lot of money due to our carelessness”
✅ “Treasury’s announcement of increased buybacks was a mistake”
Incredible phrasing, it’s all about perspective 🤗 From now on I’ll start blaming the Treasury, Fed, and every corporate announcement instead of my own bad trades lol
[+7] u/Foreigntragedy: this movement just sucks so bad every day now
[+7] u/Vlisa: All
Value
Gone
Overnight
[+7] u/TalentedArchitect: Why do I feel like people here are just sitting there staring at the 30 second chart so they can freak themselves out all day
[+7] u/More-Mind-2103: What a turbo dogshit market
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bought some 0dte spy puts, now it's gonna rocket
[+7] u/jdfan51: If semis turn red imma cut off my balls
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Market before JPOW: 😄😄📈📈🌈
Market after JPOW gone: 🤬😞🤢📉📉💥
[+6] u/darkspherei: last chance to be exit liquidity
[+6] u/KYEEZY98: The economy is complete fucking trash, but money flows like water. Even with all the money you end up getting, after you calculate your expenses at the end of each month you are net negative.
[+6] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: gotta love these bull traps. literally every fuyckign day
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Thank you ASTS and RKLB
Not like I needed the money or anything
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: picked the wrong day to quit shoving shit up my ass
[+6] u/Anameisheere: Tomorrow everything will dump it’s so obvious. Pump, dump, pump, like clockwork
[+6] u/mathboom123: Extremely boring and disgusting
[+6] u/SteakEater137: The Covid money printing really fucked the markets, not to mention gave rise to a bunch of shit that straight up was anti-value like NFTs
In hindsight forget the "soft landing", we should have just had a recession for a bit to reset the market. Now with the huge inflation and excess liquidity it's all just a clusterfuck
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: I am beginning to suspect this market is shit
[+6] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: I was up 100% for like 3 seconds lol
[+6] u/YoDooley: Someone talk me out of buying NKE
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Nothing, it's because you sold calls.
[+5] u/JLIMNO: fake little drop before massive shrek comes to penetrate bers
[+5] u/The_Breadstore: There clearly isn’t enough volume in the market to continue whatever this is
[+5] u/Non-mon-xiety: I hate the way RobinHood does its line chart
https://preview.redd.it/0p6w8fxhzilh1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b4d19cf400b785197365c6a43ea1e079b669f45
Tiny bumps look like huge spikes
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO declares Canada is the “most difficult” & most unreasonable country he has ever dealt with."
[+5] u/FederalCrocs: Saw a bear just drop to his knees
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Pltr in the downward dog position, short that shit
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: It would be nice if RKLB and ASTS could have even one green day and show any signs of life at all.
Just been slowly and painfully bleeding out for months now.
[+5] u/Vino-Decanto: I thought investment was going to be about thinking and analysis - nope - it’s about becoming a Taoist monk, emotionally undisturbed. The key is to empty the mind, like completely.
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: When you get the notification your limit buy order has been filled is such a nerve racking feeling cause you know you just caught a falling knife to some degree. Often i dont even think itll fill cause the limit order is so low.
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Bear market is here 🩸🩸
[+5] u/ap1618: AVGO is the worst stock I've ever traded
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: market is about to reverse so hard and fall off a cliff. u can just tell by now.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: This manipulated bullshit where the big SPY moves occur outside of trading hours makes me violently angry.
3 points pump overnight just to dump it all at open. And not even properly dump so there’s money to be made on puts. Just a slow, painful theta bleed out to cuck both directions.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Day trading between 10:15 am - 3:55 pm is literally just a guessing game. Not enough volume to see a clear direction and candles turn every 5 minutes.
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Let me guess, pinned at 765 for the rest of the day 🙄
[+5] u/AirportBeneficial603: Is the fake pump over
[+5] u/Anameisheere: Absolutely no point in playing nvda earnings. Gonna dip a little bit and stay flat. MM gonna have a blast tomorrow as everyone’s options burn
[+5] u/GurHot8359: "MANGO: Iran has been notified that any ship or boat placing new mines will be immediately and systematically destroyed - Truth Social."
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: lmao can't even get rid of the puts fast enough
[+5] u/cydworth: Fuckers are fishing stop loss orders
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Who bought MU puts at the top🤏🤏
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Ahh let me guess, violent V to 767 before it dumps again
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: Lmao and now SPY will pump off of the same fucking bullshit tweet this clown as been saying for weeks now?
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: ber = dumb, bull = dumb, making money = smart. Change my mind
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: The market will create more homeless today
[+5] u/remilk123: Is this what Bessent meant when he said 'economic D-Day'? Oil is down 3% 😔
[+5] u/TommyFCLee: Puts on DKS, AI Robots don't need the latest pair of Nike's
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: DUMP THIS SHIT ALREADY !
[+5] u/j_b_1983: I feel bad for Europe, every night they attempt to right the wrongs we commit daily but in 5 minutes to wipe all their hard work out.
[+5] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Bunch of damn regards on here (not you, you’re cool)
[+5] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: That's what the curtains in the boss's office are for.
[+19] u/regardus_maximus: PETITION TO STOP SAYING REGARDED AND START SAYING RETARDED
[+8] u/Supertainment: holy shit this market is fucking dog shit, when will we ever get moves that don't immediately retrace or stall out?
[+8] u/SniXSniPe: BERS LOL
Sry just practicing
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The risk just ain't worth the reward anymore
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Market makers have made almost every market across the board untradeable, nothing makes any sense anymore. Just constant hedging and pinning, then once a month we see a major move due to news heavy enough to break it.
[+7] u/Unpoplar_opinion_bot: It's not until you read through the daily discussion that you realise how incurably regarded some people in here are.
[+7] u/OneJellyfish5980: The United States of America is fucking retarded
[+6] u/Jobless-Dev: Risking 4k to make 4$ as god intended
[+6] u/Consistent-Paint7860: When I sell, stocks pump hard. When I hold, they fizzle out. This stuff is not meme.
[+6] u/Jobless-Dev: I'm falling asleep in front of tradingview. Mighr as well set an alert and watch a movie or something. This shit is barely moving
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: I miss when SPY was just taking massive swings every day for like a month. So much money to be lost
[+6] u/RjBloxks: The most annoying thing about TSLA is that there’s no rhyme or reason to its movements it just does shit
[+5] u/emanresu711: People need to take on more debt
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Just sitting here patiently waiting on retaliatory retaliatory tariffs
[+5] u/foundmemory: One day closer to WEN going private
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: 🥭completely lost his touch. Market does the opposite of what it would a few months ago.
[+5] u/tldamico: I need SPY to put more red candles like the one at 10:30. Thank you for your matter to this attention.
[+5] u/Regenbooggeit: Holding MAG7 is so fucking depressing.
[+5] u/Qwoapp: Yall were telling me it’s gonna bleed all day and i still went with calls in the morning 😭
[+5] u/whodowhodo: I would have been up 370% at open. Guess where im at now
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: God speed to anyone playing NVDA after earnings call
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: THIS IS TREASON OF THE HIGHEST ORDER
[+5] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Desperately need a 3-5x bagger. Help
[+5] u/SPY_one_zillion: This is the only sub where we can talk about politics but not fight about politics
[+5] u/bakeonwakeup: give me my 12 bucks you stupid SPY bitch
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: They boutta rug pull while you eat your $12 chipotle slop bowl
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: We've had a bottom at every euro market close. As an european this is absolute bullshit
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Do u guys have any suggestions on how to last longer in bed. I’m really self conscious about it
[+5] u/WillTheGreat: Omani and Iranian Foreign Ministers discussed a phased framework that would provide a practical and implementable basis to resume safe navigation through the Strait Of Hormuz - Joint Statement.
[+5] u/kal14144: Breaking: hundreds of beheaded Bers found behind a Wendy’s dumpster. Authorities are looking for a suspect in a black leather jacket and black jeans.
[+5] u/L0pat0: I swear more people are into holding their precious political opinions than holding winning positions
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: my wife is leaving me because i lost all our money XD
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: casino is broken let's wait for a reset
[+5] u/QueasyProblem9057: SMCI BOUTTA BUST A NUT
[+5] u/ObjectiveAd9242: SPY calls and I know as soon as I sell it’s gonna run
[+5] u/unbenchhench: nvda eating all volume
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: entire market waiting for nveeda earnings
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Jensen, my fate, and that of the majority of the country’s nest egg, rests on your leather-clad shoulders. Please. 🙏🏻
[+5] u/Alternative_Cup1267: Shits so fuckin gay, boutta sell my calls before I get gaped.
[+5] u/Mother___Night: How long until the 30 year is at 10 percent? I give it three years tops.
[+16] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: This Canada bullshit, on top of all the other bullshit Trump is responsible for is going to drive US inflation up like crazy. Canada supplies raw inputs into the US economy, which is an insane move while Bessent is unleashing Operation Twink to control the long bonds. Absolutely 80 IQ activity.
[+12] u/AggravatingCrow897: **Choppy market update:**
Buy the dip — it dips harder.
Wait for confirmation — it moons.
Chase the breakout — immediate reversal.
Sell for a profit — +8% five minutes later.
Apparently my trading strategy is providing liquidity to people who know what the fuck they’re doing.
[+10] u/AdventurousFinish681: Anthropic 30T valuation. US GDP 30.77T - Maybe they will buy us out?
[+10] u/powerboner: All I want is enough money to live off interest and get milked in foreign countries by local prostitutes. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR!?
[+9] u/HorseTanker: Canada really said I'm not your buddy guy
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Anthropic is expected to tell investors it sees over $30 trillion in potential revenue - WSJ.
lmfao
[+9] u/traderbusto: Taco is now pimping something called “hyperliquid” which doesn’t sound like a scam at all
[+9] u/AdventurousFinish681: How is carvana a real business. They just offered me way over book on my 10 year old used car
[+9] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: If this bubble ever pops so many of yall MFs will be so excited to say “I TOLD YOU SO” without having made *ANY* money lmao
[+9] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: So nvda won't dump after earnings
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: How unlikable do you have to be to piss off canada
[+8] u/vandammes: WHEN IS THIS NIGHTMARE GONNA END LMFAO
[+8] u/spaghetticode94: I think NVDA pump, I believe in papa Jensen
[+7] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Remember that guy who said SPY 772 was support price for the rest of the year?
[+7] u/BriackYOLO: I'm starting to think this market might be manipulated 🤔
[+6] u/traderbusto: This is more cancerous than Marlboro reds
[+6] u/MaffYootube: The stock market was created to give you all the illusion that you can play with the big dogs, they're all laughing at you.
[+6] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: Operation Economic Loss by 🥭 & Lutnick
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Stop losses are a Mossad psyop that I fell for like a good goy
[+6] u/zestykite: Wtf happened at 1030?
[+6] u/nosebeerz420: Everytime you close your trading app for a quick wank the universe punishes you by making it move in the opposite direction. Problem is everyone is doing it so we trade sideways
[+6] u/Samjabr: This is s\*\*t action
[+6] u/brucekeller: That Raygun breakdancing Australian lady is coming out with a Netflix doc and everything. I wish I had even 10% of their ability to be full of themselves and deny reality. :(
[+6] u/Bravadette: Remember when Charlie Kirk called a dolphin fetus a human fetus cus it had a tail?
[+6] u/Jaredthegoat_: it's over bruh, just sell everything
[+5] u/Dry_Fly_7265: Why would Katy Perry’s boyfriend do this to us???
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: lmao this shit is hilarious. The fucking minute I buy. The fucking MINUTE.
[+5] u/zslszh: At this rate I wouldn’t be surprised if trump invaded Canada
[+5] u/Many_Tip_3973: Can we at least chop between 768-769 man damn
[+5] u/daviper87: # Elmo delayed his imaginary space data centers to Q4 2027 / 2028 😂🤡
[+5] u/zestykite: holding 0dte spy puts. getting crushed. no chance we get sell off until after nvda earnings. i made some terrible choices today.
[+5] u/cashflow_: u/opinion\_is\_unpopular is so dreamy. I just wish he didn’t play hard to get so much
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: I'm renaming my penis, The Dick of America
[+5] u/welrope: Imagine people that don’t even own a car,
Living in a basement because public work makes you anxious. Now imagine thinking you know better than those who don’t hide in a basement
[+5] u/spaghetticode94: I have better ROI buying trading cards. Should I just fill my room with cards or buy moderna more
[+5] u/Frazell1: Where’s my god candle at
[+5] u/InMahPlums: what % of wsb'ers have actually ever seen a lady ditch up close?
[+5] u/rampagepete: i’m pretty sure semis are going to retest their lows before they see new ATHs
[+5] u/nknk_3: In what sorts of stores do people shop in America - Dicks, BJs
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: My Gen Z hire dropped this joke during our meeting: what do you call 747 with 2 female pilots? An unmanned airplane.
Now I have a mandatory meeting with HR about inappropriate jokes FML
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: This might be the biggest showdown between Washington and the bond market since the ’90s.
buckle up fellas this will be better than any sporting event we’ll see lmao.
[+5] u/tar_baby33: Yayyyy I'm back up 1% YTD. Until tomorrow...
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: volume for baby aphids
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: The market is broken ever since unlimited trading started. Regards constantly getting stopped out and getting back in.
[+5] u/zoomin1098: nohing inherently wrong with selling to dumb and willing buyers. just sayin.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: #WELCOME TO THE CONSOLADATION STATION
[+5] u/Kobe_Fan: Dump at open, climb at a snails pace to theta everyone, dump at close, pump AH. Rinse repeat
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: DID THEY OPEN THE HORMU$$Y YET
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Can’t wait to buy a Big Mac for $20
[+5] u/welrope: Imma do something that’s gonna blow most of your minds. I’m taking profit on my options that are up 200%. I’ll be back with the next play soon. A
[+5] u/ValuableHippo3931: I will not sell NBIS before the pump. I will not sell NBIS before the pump. I will not sell NBIS before the pump. I will not sell NBIS before the pump. I will not sell NBIS before the pump.
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Semis up? The world is healing.
[+5] u/yehudz: If anyone wants a Rolex I sell them for a living help fund my options losing streak
[+5] u/_Photonics_: Is it maybe a bol trap?
[+5] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Seriously Shrek, go take a Viagra or something, because what I'm looking at is really not impressive.
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: Always fade the pump
[+5] u/learnoptionsandlose: Dick move from dick sporting goods
[+5] u/Bravadette: Man there aren't any plays this week are there
[+5] u/Upper-Difficulty660: here comes the 5-10 point gain for NVDA before its 20 point loss after it beats earnings. can't wait
[+5] u/Worth_Wedding_4231: I always check in to see what you guys are saying
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: fucking TOS bid/ask system is all fucked up
[+5] u/autopilot6236: Gotta build that IV in to the options pricing
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: how is this tweet bullish
[+5] u/DahyunDabFan: Theta gang having sex with big booty latinas
[+5] u/stringtheory28: They really warned us about Project 2025 and we were like, na.
[+5] u/MaffYootube: NVDA = No Virgin Dies Alone (Apart from those who own NVDA stock)
[+5] u/sei93: We’ll get ready to lose your shit 😬
[+11] u/GrassOrAss954: Completely untradeable, synthetic horse manure.
[+7] u/donkeybray: My move today: Not participating in this gay sideway ass pnd market.
[+7] u/Utilize3372: "You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level."
[+7] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: This stupid ass algo trading is ridiculous
[+7] u/xironically23: Scalping odte spx is a dangerous game 😂
[+6] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: damn bruh the market really knows how to rob my ass blind
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: how the fuck are we still pinned at 765
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Ok the paint is dry guys.
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: openai claiming they can outperform nvda chips is like watching your local crackhead tell his dealer he can make better crack than him. Not a credible source
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Throughout my trading journey I have been a bag holder of many stocks. If I gathered them all up I would probably have the most diverse portfolio in the world.
Edit: Most Retarded Portfolio in the world.
[+5] u/Intelligent_Sweet_57: Taco man market < sleepy joe market
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: \> US withdrawing from baltics, Eastern Europe
\> US sending an military aircraft with cia director to moscow for negotiations
\> US selling euros to prop up Yen
\> recent US-EU relations worsening and EU publishing an bearish report on AI
im no geopolitics expert but 🥭 might have bought puts on the EU, both on stock market and polymarket.
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: CIA director travelled to Moscow on a C17....rumours are it is to advise them against their plans to provoke NATO countries...apparently the CIA has some info regarding upcoming russian schenanigans, or current....sounds alot like 2021 before they invaded Ukraine.....just saying.
[+5] u/ArtFickle541: My spx puts keep getting killed
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Trading was way easier when the market gapped up or down in the same direction .5% every day for two weeks straight. We used to be a proper country
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: When is BTC next earnings report?
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: i was about to buy gld and btc yesterday but forgot and went to sleep. i was supposed to buy so that's why it's crashing
[+5] u/CorporalNips: I still miss the td ameritrade ui even after all this time.
[+5] u/rickyrakk: Nvda just cured cancer
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: theta day....book it
[+5] u/Comrade_Durge: Lmao I am now 45% down on RKLB, what a shit stock. Should have put more money into SLS instead, would have been 60% up in the same period
[+5] u/Weebdo: how do you guys ever make money? I've only been loosing
[+5] u/Humble-Brilliant-656: So many crybabies in here… spy drops 0.1% after going up .3% and everyone panics
[+5] u/miata_only: This guy being interviewed on TV is saying AI is the most important advancement in the history of the human race. More so than electricity or even written language that could have huge implications, you guys.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: That green candle lmao
[+5] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Anyone else see that sudden spike lower? Any news?
[+5] u/clubdirthill: AAPL unveils revolutionary $9 polishing cloth, shares skyrocket
[+5] u/TonyStarks81: If Canada really wants to fuck with Trump then they should launch a bunch of ASTS satellites into orbit. That will really piss him off.
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I cut my losses on RDDT yesterday at 152 🤡
[+5] u/-OkemaN-: do the exact opposite of me and you'll be a millionaire
[+5] u/CCCmonster: Spy shrek blue chew gold starting to percolate
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: They wrecking my puts, someone help me
[+5] u/No_Bus_5462: I have 30k margin available, what would u use it on?
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: "Hey lets pump indices oil and metals at the same time LOL"
[+5] u/jfwelll: We understand. Try it
[+11] u/bigmeatbag: The undertaker took the wrong 80 year old.
[+7] u/taconomtaco: what the fuck why is this the place to let me know dolly parton died
[+7] u/need20goodmen: Breaking News: Nvidia is weeks away from developing nuclear weapons
[+7] u/pussy_ass_licking: Going on a date with a woman who already has a boyfriend
[+7] u/NiceOwner: We are actually in a recession but they will announce that in about 7-8 months.
[+7] u/foxasintheanimal: Dolly was the only thing holding this together.
We are fucked.
[+7] u/chaoticmosaic: The fact that I get news from the daily makes me question my life decisions. RIP Dolly
[+7] u/PerceptionSoft2048: "Kids are like farts , you can only stand your own" Dolly Parton
[+7] u/TheDrewWorldOrder: Will this fucking market ever be fun again? Jesus
[+7] u/upvz: I was expecting a different 80 year old
[+7] u/Soybeanrice: If I sell my calls we pump. So much power in the palm of my hand
[+6] u/Different_Goat3444: These flat days are straight garbage
[+6] u/No_Cod972: RIP Joe "the toe" Rogan
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: Dollys Bazoongas are in heaven now
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Some Jane street prick is pointing at my account on a screen and saying "yeah fuck that guy in particular"
[+6] u/geddyclaus: Please close the casino early in solidarity with those mourning the loss of our top-heavy queen.
[+6] u/Agitated-Contract-11: Rest In Peace Dolly 🙏🏻
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: RIP Dolly Parton, what an amazing lady. 💔
[+6] u/MXY2022: I’m out of my mind and gambling my inheritance has indeed been fun for me
[+5] u/Ozqi: How do I get a refund on my SNDK purchase, I want a full refund
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Fidelity as a brokerage is good but as a mobile app is ASS
[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: China: “we aren’t playing along. Go fuck yourself.”
Market: “that’s good, right?”
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: And for my next trick, I’ll be having ice cubes for dinner
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Why the fuck do I find out dolly Parton died in WSB the fuck
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: I have the same birthday as Dolly Parton 😔 🙏
[+5] u/cow_grass: To get to a million you first start out with 2 million then lose half of it.
[+5] u/nai-ba: Rip dolly and my oil calls
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Pussy hole
Booty hole
Jackson hole
[+5] u/Panacamana: Hello god it's me again...you're not gonna believe it but I bought spy calls again...
[+5] u/joeyeats: it’s my own fault for buying into this bs pre-earnings should have known better. Same goes for tomorrow
[+5] u/No-Reception-3324: Says the guy cosplaying broke back mountain.....
I see those smoke signals bub its ok we all nice here
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Can we get a +10% memory day?
[+5] u/Bonkers119: I would like chips to have one huge green dick today please
[+5] u/gomper: Daily 9:30 dump loading up. Might be a nasty one today
[+5] u/BatChemist: wtf is wrong with SPX options. I need to get out lol
[+5] u/Ilovebadjokes: Made all the wrong bets. Rklb, asts, onds. Thanks Obama
[+5] u/selfemployedsince16: David Bateman “They aren’t going to crash the equities market to save the bond market. The elites are in equities. The bond holders are the suckers at the card table. And by suckers I mean pension holders who were dumb enough to allow the elites (Vanguard, BlackRock, Fidelity, State Street, T. Rowe Price, and Capital Group) to manage their retirements”
I totally agree it’s why my grandparents nest egg earned 3% a year
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Calls at open. 770Eod
[+5] u/legible_print: I just need MU to go up like 300% by Friday and I’ve got it made in the shade
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Come on Europoors. Pump this shit into close.
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: Every time there's a tiny bubble of volatility it gets choked to death
[+5] u/Objective-Plenty5185: Jump on the MU train
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: WALMART?
More like FALLMART
[+10] u/BearlyBearishBear: #DOLLY PARTON DIED BEFORE 🥭, THERE IS NO GOD
RED FOREVER ♥️♥️♥️
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: Every move I have made has gone against me
[+9] u/Whatevs56: Canada renames lake Ontario to “Strait of our Moose”
[+8] u/No-Most2405: Soon I will be set free from my 164 RDDT shares
[+8] u/Crafty-Use50: This generation is just sex workers and degenerate gamblers
[+8] u/Jimbeauxer: Gonna crank one out for dolly later
[+7] u/hylian_prince: Dolly would want us to buy more Sandisk
[+7] u/Main_Ad3943: I swear this is the fastest place to get news
[+7] u/kumako10: i should have taken profits
[+6] u/Snowman33001: I’m not just living.
I’m speculating!
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: Why is it so easy to lose $100 but so hard to make $100 🤔🤔
[+6] u/Dear__Bruce: NVDA about to report the greatest earnings of all time
[+6] u/saw-it: Spy sideways again. Must be another day that ends with day
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Dolly Parton passing away is one of the biggest bearish signals I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: Bro what the fuck has been up with sandisk lately
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Dolly would have wanted Korea to buy MUU
[+5] u/themourningpoet: Tomorrow will decide whether I eat omakase or microwaved potatoes for the next month
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: It’s not over until Saddam extends you the bowling shoes
[+5] u/LeveragedETFdegen: Can we pump the market tomorrow in honor of dolly?
[+5] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Feels like the the odds are stacked against the little guy trying to get ahead in the market and on life.
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Wendys is outperforming my port.
[+5] u/Teccho: can RDDT go back to 200 so i can sell and never touch this again
[+5] u/zurijer: META going back to 630 before dropping again
[+5] u/Front-Task-9344: Don’t worry guys I bought puts so it’s about to go up
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: TERRAIN. PULL UP. TERRAIN. PULL UP.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: China clearly has the upper hand and even I'm ashamed to admit it. General Tso kicks Colonel Sanders' ass all day.
[+5] u/patricio87: Getting back on the sauce like brad pitt
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: bulls cant even pump this on miniscule volume. this is the mango market none of us wanted
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: I love mid term years
Sideways action from Sept to Nov
Dump
Slight rally into new year
Dump bigly into spring
[+5] u/RealisticViewr: Can SMCI finally have a 10% green day instead of red, goddamm
[+5] u/Hot-Measurement-119: NVIDIA sell off before earnings is somewhat puzzling
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: The second I buy puts, ouch green cock in my ass
[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: What the hell is even happening
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Dolly Parton died, her mega canons were holding the market up
Down we go
[+5] u/Marshallover: Im in debt now when is the next semis rally i need the money
[+5] u/Any-Development5656: why is the market only going down. QQQ hasn’t seen a green day in 8 fuckinh days
[+6] u/mikebones: Us session prices seem to be determined by overnight trading only. They cant seem to move this thing anywhere.
[+6] u/Mundane-Dirt-4077: US announcing ceasefire soon + nvidia calls = save us
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: I can't stand when people own a business and tell you how much they make by giving you their revenue
[+5] u/tortu995: Micron and nvdia not only are cheap vs market they are obscenely cheap within the ai complex. Makes ZERO sense, they should be x2 higher for the rest not to be ridiculous.
[+5] u/BadaBingSil: gee the market feels so uncertain recently I wonder why...
politics? inflation? war?
oh $NVDA has earnings this week that explains it
[+5] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: WHITE BITCHES UNITE!!! PSL BACK ON THE MENU
[+5] u/InvincibleRoman: another retarded trading day, not sure why it keeps dipping, i think its waiting for some idiot to close his calls
[+5] u/Live-Improvement3169: SMCI is a phoenix, man
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Am i the only one that lost money in market today even though market went up?
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: GO NEGATIVE HOLY SHIT
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Worst day in history of trading.
[+5] u/LeatherConscious7682: Pure manipulation the us dollar is cucked
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: Should’ve never tried shorting a company trying to cure cancer this is karma at its finest
[+5] u/JayRoo83: More like AVGO fuck yourself amirite
[+5] u/betyourask: Coulda jumped off an hour ago f my life
[+5] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: Everything is fucking retarded and dumb
[+5] u/EanBvasion: RIP if you bought these expensive ass SPY options with this little movement you didn’t stand a chance
[+5] u/Czyzzle: 🥭 changing the name of the Moon to "Moon of America"
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: EQIX. Mexican data centers. For when Texas and all these border towns start taking on capacity because of the crybaby towns that don’t want data centers. Big money loves these $1k+ tickers
[+5] u/Good_Application6245: tired of bag holding ASTS burn this stock to the 20s
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: 771 before close tomorrow folks
Load calls for Thurs or Fri
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: Just dump it already jeez this is boring