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[+29] u/31andnotdone: things i thought I would have at 40:
thriving career, social life, impressive 401k
what I have:
crippling anxiety, a favorite spatula, and a plastic bag full of plastic bags
[+19] u/rygypi: Yeah imma just bag hold. Market always goes up 📈
[+18] u/XstraCrispy: Girls used to call me ugly until they found out how much money I had.
Now they call me ugly and broke.
[+18] u/Pitiful_Fox5681: My move for tomorrow is to tell my money a nice bedtime story, tousle its hair, and remind it how much I love it before it goes off to live with a smart investor.
[+14] u/dudeondacouch: i'm going fishing. this shit is trash.
[+14] u/Successful-End7689: The past 2 weeks has been the most absolute dog shit price action..timed my vacation perfectly 😎
[+14] u/SoloOutdoor: This market is worth trading 30 mins a day
[+14] u/collegefootballfan69: The Great Depression started with trade wars and tariffs
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Market is a shit show for everyone congrats on voting for this clown
[+11] u/itsgodsposterchild: I really banked on colossal widespread financial ruin to rip through the markets on this beautiful sunny Monday afternoon. Oh well, we’ll try again tomorrow.
\-sum gey fkn ber aka me
[+11] u/Hawxe: american government is so funny. 'we bombed the fuck out of you for 6 months straight and it did nothing so now we're gonna apply economic pressure ooooooh scaryyyyyy'
[+10] u/violet_evergarden8: All the SLS regards are gone LMFAO
[+10] u/Liquidsnake959: Im losing money every day, I don't even know what to invest in anymore.
[+10] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Why tf did I even buy TSLA
[+9] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: took the day off today just to see immediate -55% on my nvda calls that i bought friday
[+9] u/rygypi: I made 48 dollars which is better than my usual -50
[+9] u/rygypi: So if NVDA normally runs up into earnings and dumps after, then if it’s not running up does that mean…?
[+9] u/TheJacen: Same thing we do every day, try to make money. Make posts about it when it goes sideways
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Mango is getting roasted in the World Leaders discord
[+9] u/RagingBearBull: fuck the AI bubble is popping.
i wish i sold at the top, but now im going to sell at the near topish!!!
[+9] u/welrope: Some of you only buy the top and it shows
[+8] u/welrope: Some of u trade with AI advice and it shows
[+8] u/Czyzzle: My move tomorrow is under a bridge
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Who the fuck wants to buy in this environment
[+8] u/Fuck_boy3456: Got liquidated today
[+8] u/Rich-Badger-7601: Sold everything and cash gang into Wednesday, NVDA earnings + bond markets + tariff war 69 are headaches I ain't about this week
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Hmmm wallstreet is front running a surprise nvda miss. Interesting
[+8] u/financiallythriving: President Xi Jinping just watching the U.S destroy itself
[+8] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: 🌈bol realizing what it’s like to be a 🌈🐻
[+8] u/Complex-Video-2202: I have cried in the casino today. Am I ghey?
[+8] u/financiallythriving: I lost alot of money today but I will try again Wednesday
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: Bessent is such a tool. Trying to isolate now those who deal with Iran, like sure, everyone will line up with you while they’re struggling with a global energy crisis. What a moron.
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: good job GOOG, you almost did something today
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: Big green and mean shrek tomorrow
[+7] u/davidbigham: NVDA increase their product price by 15%, stock down 3% today . 🤡
[+7] u/cryptohorn: #so are we ever going back to 2% inflation?
Hashtag: mandate
[+7] u/powerboner: Fuck you AVGO fuck you so hard you worthless cunt mother fucker man. Just keeps gapping down. FUCK
[+7] u/JoeSimps123: I'm not a bear but nothing about this market seems bullish rn. Too much fud, war, trade issues, unstable leadership. I just dont see how you can buy long calls rn.
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: inflation numbers cooked, everyone knows things have gone up 50-100% in the last few years
[+7] u/Stoic_Vibe: Gonna take my profits from tomorrow’s SPY 0DTE calls, and yolo it all into MRVL calls.
Market wants to act irrational? Bitch, I’ll show you irrational.
[+7] u/Evander85: Ugly close. Will lose the rest of it tomorrow
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: We are due for a 2%+ day
[+7] u/yahooms: # I'VE ALWAYS BOUGHT WHEN IT DIPPED A LITTLE AND THEN IT CRASHED HARDER. (ytd: -35%)
# I SHOULD DO THE OPPOSITE FROM NOW ON, I SHOULD BUY WHEN IT'S GREEN AND SELL WHEN IT'S DIPPED.
# AM I MAKING SENSE HERE?
[+7] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: The 20% correction is cummmmmmmmingggggggg
[+7] u/VibeRaider-: wasting my paycheck on a lotto 0dte
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Silence ✋🙂↕️ an ASTS bagholder is speaking:
Bullish.
[+6] u/Fuck_boy3456: Just need one full month of a bull run please
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Gotta go get a pregnancy test after today's fucking 😢
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: # JENSEN HUANG 4 PRISON
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: There’s a bucket of higher beta stocks across multiple sectors that are basically identical charts for the past 5 months lmao
[+6] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: I think we may see spy go below 700 tmr
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: What's the rationale for nvda collapsing when fair value is $350...?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: a cuck chair made out of gold
[+6] u/riteofpass: I have a lot in RKLB $100 calls for end of year. Am I cooked or should I just hold and pray
[+6] u/Razvanell95: can they put some more cocaine in the orange man & tweet something? I want my money back
[+6] u/NakedPatrick: I don’t get it, corn due a correction but it’s just bull flagging, like it wants another 5-10% day.
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: YOU 🫵 GET SUBPOENA...YOU 👈 GET A SUBPOENA...🫴 EVERYBODY GETS A SUBPOENA 🕺
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: You think all these other countries heard sanctions and just said... yeah fuck it let's buy more. I highly doubt that. If i had us treasuries in the billions id ram my Kung fu shoe so far up Scott bessents ass he'd taste Kung pow from the floor.
[+6] u/Over-Young8392: All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: 4 weeks of iv crush.
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: I think I might be retarded
A couple months back I got scurred about excessively high valuations on my solid conviction tech (asml, amat etc) so I sold a chunk of it off and have been options gambling with that money
I really was afraid that the market was going to explode my money, so I said fuck you ill do it myself
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: https://preview.redd.it/op9bqnjipdlh1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f7b8ec6df13fac4be10646c1faf01c0f7fb47b
[+5] u/vermilli21: # EVERYONE EXPECTING A CRASH FOR NVDA EARNINGS BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: I grab puts basically everyday before close . First time I grabbed calls . Good luck w that guys
[+5] u/wrongsyourgrammar: How does GOOG never hold onto its daily gains. When 350?!
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: I’ll buy calls until you guys take out loans to buy calls and lose fucking everything —🌈🐻
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Lmaooo Nvidia
Just invest another 50 billion in coreweave and make them buy 50 billion GPUs off you.
Why has infinite money glitch not worked?
[+5] u/Ilovebadjokes: Like 3 stocks are propping up this garbage market
[+5] u/toydan: \*SEC SUBPOENAS BANKS ABOUT SITUATIONAL AWARENESS: NYT
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Bloomberg guy in here laughing his ass off at the retards thinking this will bounce.
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Lets harass our neighbour with huge amount of natural resources when we are at war which is in stalemate and number 2 superpower is building its influence crazy fast.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Any day you make money is a good day lads 🤑
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: At some point companies will realize AI is just a massive money pit, and money will stop flowing into getting "better AI" and we move onto the next trend
[+5] u/wyattgwyon: Bessent: "...and if people do not want to meet our expectations, then we expect, and they should expect, that they will leave the dollar system."
we are so fucked
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: So many of you with sandy vaginas today
[+5] u/tldamico: So, if the market pumps tomorrow, does that mean that AAPL will dump?
[+5] u/Impressive-Mud-3362: MSTR puts anyone? Am not gonna short this and go bankrupt, but lotto puts on table
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # STOCKS CRASHING AFTER HOURS
# ANY NEWS?
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: these tariffs and iran not going to get better
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: What are the odds SPY goes to pre 🥭 levels
[+5] u/diefy7321: Fidelity literally takes an eternity to sign in while RH takes 1 second smh
[+5] u/welrope: Some of you peep my profile hoping to see my penis. And it shows
[+19] u/Affectionate-Idea690: The owner and CEO of the
San Francisco 49ers allegedly attempted to pay a woman $140 for sex in a trailer park in Ohio u know it's tough out there 😂 😂 😆 😂
[+18] u/Bizonistic: At 1 trillion USD, MU still swings 10% every day like a meme stock
[+14] u/J_da_CPA: 🥭 spending all the money while trying to cut everything from 🫵
[+14] u/legible_print: Half of you would fumble ringing the bell at Market Open
[+13] u/strawberrryy222: why do people act here like they are pros? we all degenerate gamblers with no friends
[+11] u/CosmosMasterMan: NBIS literally an NVDA shell corporation.
[+11] u/rocier: Back to endless irrational buying please
[+10] u/Own_Purple229: I’m ruined. I have nothing left except for Spider-Man
[+10] u/BarbellPadawan: I’m starting a trading LLC family office, gonna name it Situational Aloofness.
[+10] u/Apprehensive-Mine364: We need to add the Korean stock market live feed here so we have something to discuss post market hours.
[+9] u/No_Presentation9490: ngl nvidia raising prices by 15% made wall street lose faith in all this shit
like mfs are just greedy at this point and we know the clock is ticking
[+9] u/oldbeancam: Got banned from r/dividendgang for asking a question about dividends.
Calls on RDDT
[+8] u/bluen: The mango who cried taco
Written by chatgpt
[+8] u/Bizonistic: Should have all in gold when it was 4000. Just another train that I missed
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #It's 2050, robots are doing every job and everything is fully automated. iPhone keyboards are still insanely shitty and Apple's autocorrect still can't figure out what you are trying to type. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: It’s like us administration is taking turns at being regarded, 🥭, Bessent, Hegseth, they all get their week when they are chosen to be regarded.
[+7] u/EnginrA: I made two lil pooplets
[+7] u/OsamaBagHolding: Wowwww they even subpeona'd >!this dick.!<
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Ray Dalio on the coming US debt crisis: "We're going to do it the way that we always do it devalue the currency, print money, and create an artificially low interest rate so bondholders get shortchanged. That's the way Japan has done it... and that's the way we will do it."
[+7] u/KevinWarshNudes: Why was I born handsome instead of rich
[+7] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Went with calls for tomorrow feels regarded well see
[+7] u/Diamond-Key197: What a shitty day, waste of cum
[+7] u/BFox1982: Can we just start the recession already and get it over with?
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: going to join a gang, either cash gang or theta gang
[+6] u/bananashakewithice: Long on rope at this point tbh
[+6] u/PapaEchoLincoln: Anyone know if the Moderna campus has a Wendy's on site that is hiring?
[+6] u/RichSpecific4490: If you trade off data, charts, or some other bullshit you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. Only way to trade in this market is vibes 😎
[+6] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: My move tomorrow?
Mourn my goddamn MU calls
That's the plan
Fuckers
[+6] u/Alarming_Worker5412: Tomorrow we losing money
[+6] u/RichSpecific4490: You would think Tdawg would take it easy while all this Iran shit is cooking but he doubles down and goes after the Canucks. Honestly impressive - sleepy joe could never
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Listening to The Cure while sipping ice cold beer 🍺 while pondering my gambling choices 🚬
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Added more gld at 425. Shits going 500
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: SLS $20 calls at open they said.
Next Moderna they said.
Curing cancer any day now they said.
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: NVDA to ATH by Friday pls
[+5] u/Rambodeth_: Dang forgot to gamble on Cole Palmer goal and assist...oh well
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: When will they offer a degree in 🥭nomics
[+5] u/znightmaree: Feels like equities are just going to experience a directionless chop until at least midterms
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: Watched my over the weekend 706 QQQ puts reach 500% and didnt sell. Held into close 🤡
[+5] u/FinallyArt: Lol after the latest drama from the clown show that governs America, S&P and Nasdaq down, TSX up.
[+5] u/legible_print: Looks like Pelosi knows NVDA earnings are gonna be sweet
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: How y’all feeling bout tomorrow? Red or green or flat
[+5] u/betyourask: Nvda earnings will keep things flat and my dumbass loaded tsla calls for eow. Preparing for pain.
[+5] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but she charges $140 for sex in an Ohio trailer park.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: did we arrest bearhunter yet
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: I need an escort,preferably ur mom
[+5] u/mhughes2595: Remember this morning when nvidia was green? Yeah can we go back to then so I can decide not to buy those nvdl calls, please?
[+5] u/Hashcookiee: Amd bull train get in
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Mr president it's too much winning I can't take it!!!!
[+5] u/upvz: 0% chance china bends the knee to israel with these bessent sanction threats
[+5] u/theprodigy107: Monkey no longer wants profit, monkey just wants to break even
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: Straight up, if you made $1 million are you literally retiring and living off that $80k a year or keeping your fuck ass corporate job so you can keep eating out and fucking off with money? Imma have to probably keep working unless it’s 2 million
[+5] u/PyloPower: They say Reddit is full of bullshit but have you tried using any other social media to get anything besides a dopamine hit? It's absolutely impossible. Reddit to $1 trillion.
[+5] u/WrongTechnician: NVDA back to $230 after earnings
[+5] u/official_luxe: Congrats everyone nothing happened
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: Russia stuck in a war with Ukraine. US stuck in a war with Iran and shat its international reputation away. God playing CIV6 for the Chinese at this point.
[+5] u/allin1234612: Where did all my money go? 🥲
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Keep the casino closed
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: The amount of market fuckery is unbelievable
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Another day, another loss 😔 But we keep fighting 💪🏻
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: #RED TODAY, TOMORROW, THIS WEEK, THIS MONTH, THIS YEAR, THIS DECADE, THIS CENTURY, THIS MILLENIUM, FOREVER
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: yo you should email wall street about this. maybe they havent heard about it, I bet they don't have internet over there
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: bro you know jack shit lol pipe down
[+15] u/Tay_Tay86: Top is in fellas.
My mom just spent an hour trying to save my soul from the devil.
This is a top sign. Sell everything. Jesus is coming back.
[+14] u/iTouchStuff: JUST IN: Jim Cramer says investors should "sell semis"
WE ARE SO BACK
[+12] u/urgeyasfck: If you didn't buy the dip today you are poor and stupid
[+12] u/Anameisheere: I’ve lost so much muscle and weight cuz of stress ever since I started options like two months ago. Also down like $5k
[+11] u/WarmCan3034: My only goal in life is to make $100 a day 😔. It doesn’t seem hard, but for some reason I’m down $500 today.
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: Hey chat, I'm 45 and don't have a job
Am I rich ?
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Of all the stock cult subreddits, the MU one has to be the most pathetic. Just AI slop image after AI slop image of a bunch of furries fighting (and now praying lol) to pump the stock price up
[+8] u/Fantastic_Barbie: telling the dentist the drill feels so big in my tooth so he finishes faster
[+8] u/brucekeller: Rent a lambo for a day and make a rap video.
[+7] u/Jaredthegoat_: the market is so weird nowadays, is it time to sell everything?
[+7] u/PulIthEld: By 40 you should be talking about your net worth not your salary.
[+6] u/jijitalk: Man fuck this. I really fucking suck at this.
See y’all tomorrow at 9:30 am sharp?
[+6] u/BriackYOLO: I’m basically King Midas, except instead of a golden touch, I have the Reverse Midas Touch.
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Can we just get one Green Day that doesn’t sell off please and thank you
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Spy sitting on EMA20 after days of selling. Gunna rip tomorrow. Calls it is. 😉
[+6] u/waldenducks: Just came in from outside.
I was lied to. 😤
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Citadel really created a fake rally early august to sell into lmao
[+6] u/brucekeller: Bro I was making that while I was still in middle school. Do you even grindset?
[+6] u/anjuna-freak: Almost all capital intensive projects since the beginning of time have been funded by debt. Funding capital infrastructure with equity is fucking dumb. I don’t get why people get so hung up on this point lol.
[+6] u/Necessary_Relief_126: I’m not reading allat
[+5] u/torrent00arroyo: since everyone is expecting NVDA to tank on good earnings, I think they're going to absolutely rip. Also think they're going to blow earnings out of the water and absolutely demolish estimates. Majority of comments I've seen on this are expecting a dump, so inverse.. pump.. Semis have also taken a beating over the past ~week.. IF NVDA absolutely shits the bed, that could be the beginning of a pretty disastrous unwind/AI bubble pop.. The reality is that our admin can't afford shitty economy heading into the midterms, and will do everything in their power to stave off a weak market.
[+5] u/-mini-kuma: About -5% KOSPI sounds good, right? Or are they game for -8%?
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: MMs have been conducting economic warfare on my port
[+5] u/JAntaresN: Just woke up from my week long nap. How are my semi shares looking?
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: \-$40k on SNDK calls sold for loss today
Full ported remaining $60k into GOOGL Jan 2027 $350c
[+5] u/Cosmorto: One red day after another. Either we shoot up to 780 following NVDA ER or find our way back to hell
[+5] u/ChampagneWastedPanda: News: USS Abraham Lincoln headed for port in Thailand after 250 days at sea
Of all the places to take a ship of sailors who have not had any leave…
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: The devil went down to Hormuz
He was lookin for some oil to steal
He was in a bind, cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal 👐
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I only like women over 35
[+5] u/fckjmpup: Nvda down 7 days in a row, who's in before Wednesday?
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: Half the Redditors here talking about dot com bubbles or the housing market crisis or what have you are trading sub 1k accounts and weren’t even alive to see them.
[+5] u/OkBox3637: Everyone says get knocked up by an nba player but how do you do that when you are a guy
[+5] u/remilk123: !banbet SNDK +15% 21d
[+5] u/Cultural-Gate1583: Plan was to sell mu at 1400 and go all in on bitcoin when it drops to 50k, was so close 🤡
[+5] u/sleepygarner: memory needs to wake the fuck up
[+5] u/Familiar_Gazelle_467: Still waiting for anthropic & openai to crash as chyna models take over
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: Imagine losing 10% on the full port after one weekend
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: I’m not worried 🙂↔️🙂↔️
Why? Do I look worried? 😳😳😳
[+5] u/manatee_strike_force: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
[+5] u/bamber33: The irony of options:
I spent all last week trying to short Walmart
This week I am praying for 110 to save my port
How the tides of turned
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: Waited and missed out massive gains on SNDK
Now decided "oh yeah can't go down the only time I buy"
Turns out yes, yes it can
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: MANGO RETARD TAKE THE L ON IRAN SO I CAN SEE GREEN AGAIB
[+5] u/Neverbeenkissed69: At this point a rip isn’t even going to save these calls.
[+18] u/Intelligent-Exam-783: I have lost 120k and now have 2k left. I put it in for NVDA yolo calls. This may be the end boys, my wells gone dry.
[+16] u/BentoMan: Economy going down the drain
🥭: I’m gonna start a trade war again!
[+16] u/Ok_Cry7572: Remove marriage from the equation of your life, and you will realize that you don’t have any career pressure or any pressure to buy a home at 30. You will have your whole life to do whatever you want to do. It’s just marriage that puts us in a situation where we feel pressured to achieve all these things at an early age.
Society's timeline is just a manufactured checklist to keep everyone stressed. Run your own race at your own pace
[+12] u/Travis---Beckmen: Somebody on here reported me.
I disputed it with reddit.
got a messge, reddit has taken my side on the issue.
😎 im back!
[+11] u/GoZukkYourself: Take my energy, Korea
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
[+11] u/dbainerr: Bunch of regards get together at Jackson Hole and talk about the market -- they call it a 'SYMPOSIUM'
Bunch of regards get together on WSB and talk about the market -- they call it 'GAMBLING ADDICTION'
[+10] u/Prestigious_Victory: Guys I’m a bear now. Fuck bulls
[+9] u/All_YourBase: Why do people think it’s ok to have loud conversations on speakerphone in public?
[+9] u/Boring_Ad7277: last 5 earnings nvidia pumped before then sold off hard after.
this time we sell off before and pump after
[+9] u/PenguinOfB00m: Market has not been real since COVID. They know your every move. They bomb you with news and fud and hysteria and rallies and dips. Every cent from retailers that goes in the market is a target. Everyone is doing and thinking and believing the same thing. Everyone is exit liquidity. If they want NVDA to go to zero, it will go to zero. If they want NVDA to go to in the thousands, it will go to thousands.
You really think any single company could be worth trillions? Don't be fucking stupid. 1% of their liquidity could wipe the books. They told you cash is useless: they made cash useless. When you don't have cash you are vulnerable, they get to set the price. They raise the bar and tell you to jump now because next time it could be higher. We are fucked beyond comprehension. Learn the game, not the rules. Fuck you by the way.
[+9] u/LordoftheLSAT: [SanDisk\_Made\_Me\_Rich](https://www.reddit.com/user/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich/) probably fucked his sexbot at least 10 times today cuz he lost at least 120k today lol
[+9] u/SpiderWil: these dumb F indian analysts keep making up bullshit earning numbers, no company can meet them
[+8] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Please ASTS just go back to my cost basis I don't even want profits anymore
[+8] u/OilBull: Anyone else buying massive amounts of RKLB here
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Daily threads are better than the rest of this sub. at least here people try to be funny...
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: What is he supposed to TACO on at this point?
[+7] u/-IQ200: The top 10% of wealth owns 90% of the market.
Big money is playing hot potato with each other & we’re catching crumbs.
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: TACO, "if you trade with Iran prepare to be sanctioned back to the stone age" *eyes China
Whinnie the pooh, "go ahead bitch embargo China's ass I dare ya I double dare ya. It'll send both of our economies back to the stone age the difference being I'm still emperor of China while your ass is getting impeached out of office"
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Where is Sandick\_Made\_Me\_Bald guy at
[+7] u/HolidayReality6641: You will probably still lose money
[+6] u/kingoftheoneliners: Nice to see President Bessent finally showing some leadership and resolve. His assistant Don whatever his name is a human dumpster fire…
[+6] u/ggRezy: Retaliatory tariffs from Canada. Even our neighbors are sick of our shit lol
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: What if 🌽 hits 120k EOW and semis drop another 15%?
Honestly wouldn’t even be surprised anymore lol all the money in the world going to semis/memory and they dropped like meme stocks. Glad I’m out now
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Is this 🥭 economy or we still blaming it on Joebama
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Bro what the fuck is Sandisk doing?
[+6] u/Cra_Sh10: Everyone is too bearish..mooning tomorrow
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Meta is up 5% in 2 years during a one in a lifetime market boom. What a piece of shit
[+6] u/MagJack: why do people my age look so damn old
[+6] u/guy_cloutier: This market will heal when ASTS will be back to 5 bucks
[+6] u/longGERN: How much does credit score go up when I buy option?
[+6] u/OkAlternative7705: I chose 0DTE I ain’t living for 30 years
[+5] u/prana_fish: Remember $NVDA bulls.
This is just the market makers sHaKinG oUt wEaK hAnDs.
Hold strong! It's dipped before earnings, so that means it will RIIIIPPP post earnings! Easy!
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: https://preview.redd.it/ewpnzbd2felh1.png?width=608&format=png&auto=webp&s=a7fc527fbacf9f2e6d7254531ef443d1918f482c
He belongs here, can't hold a position for longer than a week
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: How to tell my foreign co-worker about his body odor at work without getting cancelled?
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Need a good 10-15% drop still to get this market sorted out
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: i can singlehandedly end this memory downturn by yolo’ing $50k in short-dated puts
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: very boring here in cash gang rn. a reminder to always pick a side
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: I know the Koreans are gonna dump this shit. But I cant bring myself to sell. Guess im losing money tonight
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: 2 more weeks of my internship, then I go back to school and become degen once again. Gunna use leverage on all my savings 🤙
[+5] u/BoTime8: Stock market running on fumes.And so is the comment section
[+5] u/wattap: do futes know they're open?
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Went over to see the grandparents the other day. My 75 year old grandfather has three battery powered, Lidar equipped AI lawnmowers. Stop going short, just buy shares you’ll be fine
[+5] u/wattap: too many retail bears
[+5] u/zestykite: remember al franken? resigned because of allegations and a picture? he should have ignored everything like mango does.
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Lol economic d-day just the 546th warning
[+5] u/bigfan49: Who’s ready for TACO Tuesday let’s give Canada a deal
[+5] u/McClintockC: If only I could read
[+5] u/newtownkid: If NVDA and the other big names don’t smash this week we could be on an elevator down.
[+5] u/sa-sa-sa-soma: what a boring ass day
[+5] u/doinganevildeedblues: I entered today happy since I had nothing over the weekend then lost 12% of my port
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Options will be the death of me
[+5] u/Historical_Nature574: My moves? Losing money of course
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Korea going -12% tonight, grab the popcorn
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Alright guys nice to know my 230 call is going to get shat on by the redness
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: Inshallah my calls shall return 250x this week. Alhamdulilah I place my faith into you 🧎
[+5] u/bulrfuc: Algo trading works in the favor of corporations as it makes it hard for folks to day trade for a living and run off the plantation.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: pretty sure most peeps here only have $300
[+11] u/type_error: So 🥭 replaced JPOW with Warsh because he wouldn’t lower rates. Meanwhile…
[+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: In 2021:
What is the capital of Spain?
Google after 0.1 second: Madrid.
--------------------------------
In 2026:
What is the capital of Spain?
Google (through Gemini) after 5 seconds: Barcelona.
Me: Check again.
Google after another 5 seconds: My bad. It is Madrid. By the way, do you want to hear about some interesting facts about Madrid?
I am never so bullish with what AI can bring to us now. lmao
[+9] u/regardus_maximus: STOP SELLING YOU FUCKING FUCKS
[+8] u/type_error: My portfolio is up nicely because of crypto but I’m not happy because that shit is fake and 🌈
[+8] u/Fine_Specialists1: Ai is ruining stocks for traders it seems we’re all only losing money now
[+8] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Semis were down today so Kopsi is down
Kopsi is down so semis will down tomorrow
Rinse and repeat
[+8] u/Joey-Cap: My 10k crypto portfolio from 2022 that went to $300 is up to $398...yippeeeee
[+8] u/Which-Journalist-748: Huge dick with massive balls
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists1: They’re making it harder and harder for retards to make money it seems
[+7] u/dacalo: KOSPI was hella green last week and the US didn’t do shit.
[+7] u/beargambogambo: We need a good -2% red night.
[+7] u/NotMe357: At this rate we probably need rate hike to be able to pump the market...
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Just fuck around in the middle east and start another forever war then get back to that whole trade war tariff thing.
That’ll make the Fed want to lower rates for sure! Art of the genius economy
[+7] u/netflix-ceo: Trump is just stat padding at this point. When he dies near the end of his third term, he will have stopped over a thousand wars. The only human to ever achieve this. Noble peace prize community will then have to consider him seriously. That shouldn’t bother him that much though since he would have held 7 Fifa Peace trophies, most achieved by any human in recorded history
[+7] u/NotAFridge: Why would Biden do this to us
[+7] u/Geoff_Dawmer: WTF sub do you think you're in?
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: So we just slow bleed now for 8 months
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: the most illogical mass panic dump i’ve ever seen, how are mining and rare earth companies dumping LMAO
[+5] u/BigManatee: Silver gonna pop off soon, it's so overdue. Come on my silver regards, unite!
[+5] u/slinkywheel: RDDT boring last couple of trading days, that means it's about to rocket.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: KOSPI what are the vibes tonight my Korean brethren
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: I'm going to masturbate one last time, what do you recommend?
[+5] u/dacalo: Which is going to fuck us harder, Bessent’s treasury policy or the Iranian War?
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: that situational awareness shit really fucked the market up huh
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: koreans know 2 things:
\- they fucking hate their country and leaders and market
\- how to buy 200000x leverage until bankrupt
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: I’m not wrong, the market is wrong
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Gold is gooning ....😦👍
[+5] u/drkgla: HOOD you ignorant slut
[+5] u/CorvusGearlock: Doubling down all in gold longs now
[+5] u/TreGet234: https://d1-invdn-com.akamaized.net/content/pica392c5b1fc28202c2cfd760859ddc12f.png
A sad glimpse into the future...
(How do i upload an image in a comment??)
[+5] u/parkin_lot_pimpin: Pump my penis :dance:
[+5] u/sirvalientyoung: Where's the guy that said $SPY 750?!
[+5] u/Fit_Set2526: cramer just said the unbridled buildout of data center is over, due to political pressure....i dont normally agree with this retard, but if u look at my post history i been sayin this for months.....anti data center is the new virtue signal.....
[+5] u/drkgla: ***HE DEFECATED ON A SUNROOF***
[+5] u/thrillho145: I'm now kinda scared about ai bubble
[+5] u/kumako10: any chance we get another mandatory stay at home orders due to the oil shortage?
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Keep getting emails from Porsche trying to sell me new shit. Buy one car and suddenly they think you want to buy another. Mfs don’t know I lost a GT4’s worth in options the last month lmao
[+5] u/Ok-Quail8785: what do we buy then ? give some tickers and dates
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Now that the contract is in the bag, time to cut corners and drag it out with extensions and price increases
[+5] u/Skipperlarrymary: Everyone here is either a child with unrealistic dreams of being a Twitch millionaire or a miserable failure, so, yes, 190k a year is very good for 99% of anyone in the normal world.
[+10] u/wildcat1055: If you're worth $500M, trying to hire a $140 prostitute should be a crime in and of itself.
[+9] u/learnoptionsandlose: Pornhub ipo next week
[+8] u/Basic-Initiative-298: https://preview.redd.it/u4vjy40a7flh1.png?width=1544&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f41d604b1553dcaf362432a452cb17ed3f427d6
Probably a total of 5 whales pumping Bitcoin.
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Ppl I work for are fkn tarded
[+8] u/Captain_TuckFard: Corn is really going to do it. It's gonna break 80k
[+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Last week I got word my uncle is going on hospice this week a learned another uncle died and didn't even know he was on hospice. Calls on hospice
[+8] u/StophJS: Bonds? Wtf are you doing here?
[+7] u/Volume-Active: AI making me lose my mind to the point where I'm looking at cocoa futures.
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I like the part where they go “it’s KOSPIN time” and KOSPI all over the place
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Did Bitcoin 🐻 say something bad to it again......
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: You guys are probably too young to notice but damn coffee prices have gone ape shit!
[+7] u/tessie_trades: figure out how to turn 1k to 100k and recoup all losses and then some
[+7] u/carrollart: If you had a bad day today just remember , there’s a possibility that someone in YOUR🫵 neighborhood is chained up in a basement or shed
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Imagine being SNDK bangholder at $1700 lmao
[+6] u/Outside_Ad4446: Lets not act like we all know that butt🌽 is going to rug all these regards by the weekend..
[+6] u/Snowman33001: They thought Saylor was gonna get liquidated LOL
Instead, Leopold was the one
[+6] u/Fit-Win-536: Just release gta 6 already ffs
[+6] u/Sorry_Apartment_5761: Tim Cook 🤝 Nike CEO
Buying Nike at 13-year lows.
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: fk nvda its buttcorn time
[+6] u/friedbymoonlight: Two words
>! MONORAIL !<
[+6] u/trent_upscale: Just shit my pants. I'm ready
[+6] u/Alithebest1__: Guys u think we can see sndk 1400 or below this month ?
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: Fuck yeah. Thanks Korea. Lets tank this scam, criminal and disgusting market. Every bit counts.
[+6] u/Thestoryteller987: We're arguing over our favorite flavor of crayon. I like purple.
[+6] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+5] u/guccioli: There are really people who think japan is this whimsical place lol. Welcome to a fully transactional society with poor social development and 70 hour work weeks
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Crypto bros will be back to despair in less than a month lmao
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: A lot of you late memory cucks are gonna realize memory is a trade and not an
Investment LOL. Just buy amd or nvdia
[+5] u/miata_only: What if AI isn't useless but also isn't the most important invention of our time? Not a single person is prepared for that scenario, you guys.
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: the world rest on NVDA earning once again
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Almost time to short MSTR again 😎
[+5] u/Vlisa: Stock market movies always put that scene in where the rich guy talks about how the market is made up and money is fake so that poor people with <$10k in their bank can nod sagely glad they never wasted their time investing.
[+5] u/surmoiFire: most hated rally or fake pump before the crash?
[+5] u/tortu995: Sk hynix only down 5.5%? DAMN, they really liquidated every single retail trader there LOL.
[+5] u/guccioli: I scalped $6 on mu today, bought a couple mcchickens, called it a day.
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Ya'll need to remember to be humble.
She'll be amazed if you tell her that its 4.5", and she sees 5.5" when you unzip.
[+5] u/EuroRichTrader: Are u guys really telling me that NVIDIA will trade at 18x forward Earnings after wednesday?!?
Why is it treated like a tobacco company?
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Tried an opening candle breakout strategy today and got my ass handed to me 👎
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Everyday semi’s get sold another 5% this is bullshit.
[+5] u/sevyger89: Invade Canada or stop teasing us
[+5] u/beaverlakenc: Post 420 ponder...
Have we set up a system where a few rich people can threaten the government with the action of taking all their money out of the market?. Meaning, doing such an action Would crash the market and a lot of 401ks and just so discord really badly. Not to mention triggering large sell offs
Like what would really happen if musk cashed out of everything? Would the USA survive
[+5] u/RJ5R: Oil tanker just struck in Hormuz by IRGC
And
Another tanker just struck in Red Sea by the Houthis (this one belonged to the Saudis)
[https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/24/yemens-houthis-report-attack-on-saudi-ship](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/24/yemens-houthis-report-attack-on-saudi-ship)
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: What a terrible day to have eyes
[+5] u/MakeMoneygreatagain: Short seller spotted:
Lutnick’s last-minute pressure caused the breakdown of U.S.-Canada trade talks
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Then shut the fuck up about 'em
[+11] u/VauserVonShepherd: Is it possible to invest in homeless futures
[+10] u/version-two: I just watched \~1min of Bessent’s speech(?) today and..
Ho Lee fuk that was retarded.
[+10] u/C0up7: Bitcoin just ejaculated again
[+10] u/Ok-Run-8643: Bitcoin was created 17 years ago, and it still serves no purpose in real life.
[+10] u/RelentlessPutz: Ive known you were here for a while elon
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bessent revenge trading
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: 03:46 AM, can't sleep because a mosquito is singing the song of its people into my fucking ear all night
[+7] u/eje0100: I don't care that I lost $100k on 15 ES contracts. It just pisses me off that the crypto boys are making money.
[+7] u/madcowdiseasereeee: why are people freaking out after 3 red days. the market has been pumping since late may it was bound to pull back
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: redhead milf big tit creampie
[+7] u/DryBicycle5629: AVGO really going negative YTD. What a load of horse crap.
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: >Trump admin unveils anti-Iran global sanctions plan, signals China not exempt
If this retard took the rest of the year off we would be at ath but instead hes doing everything he can to tank this market
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Big booby women jogging.
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: If the stock has gained before earnings it drops after earnings, if it has dropped before earnings like this time, typically it rises after.
So Nvda going up 100% on wed
[+6] u/Ok-End-3213: I feel like a 20-30% drop on indices is inevitable at this point. At least one of my accounts uses no margin
[+6] u/LeveragedETFdegen: TACO Tuesday tomorrow?
[+6] u/LeveragedETFdegen: If anybody needs some good head, I’ll be behind the Wendy’s dumpster. My going rate is $150 an hour but if you’re a WSB member, I’ll happily do it for $100.
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: 🌽 squeezing past 80k lets fuckin get it
[+6] u/Material-Gift6823: Bruh btc just goes when it decides to
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: The 10Y reminds me of that “cash me outside how bout dat” girl from doctor phil
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Corn mooning. HOOD, BULL, COIN are gunna pump tomorrow.
[+6] u/madcowdiseasereeee: full porting monthly nvda calls tmrw. if i dont make it, tell my anime figurines i love them
[+6] u/Weekly_One8412: So America has just become a grifter’s paradise… whoever can run the biggest grift wins.
[+6] u/Sea_Stand_164: OH BITCOIN CRYPTO BULL MARKET CONFIRMED SUCKERS AHAHAHAHA
[+6] u/uno_novaterra: Corn going up because whales pivoting out of AI?
[+6] u/Sea_Stand_164: THIS IS WHY YOU DONT SELL CRYPTO
[+5] u/lipmanz: How common is it for gold to do 20% in a month
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Nvda pls give good guidance so that bull market 📈 can resume
[+5] u/bruhhzilla: You already know everyone on here is on a PIP at work lmaooo
[+5] u/throwingitanyway: what if cats were just alien spies
[+5] u/thatdude845: I fucking love that they tried to lock down the bond market and they had “control” of it for less than a day 💀
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Yeah I’m becoming a passport bro. c ya
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: I just want one green day. Just one.
[+5] u/LeveragedETFdegen: Lost everything today. Can someone send me 1 million dollars please?
[+5] u/FunIcy4223: Btc is begging to break 80k, cmon 🥭 make a tweet and send it to the moon
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: America has failed to stop Iran. It's over. All in Bitcoin.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: I hate Bitcoin but feel like I need to buy it, because when it goes up I can't stand the crypto bros gloating and not being apart of it. Anyone else feel this way?
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: BItcoin !!!! i got a fuckin boner. lets fucking gooo
[+5] u/TopDog_Investor: Man how do people day trade cryptos. Fking volatile as fuk.
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my goddamn life dude. NVDA drops for like 6 days straight, I buy the dip, and it fucking plunges 3%.
What the actual fuck dude. Yeah, it's not a portfolio destroyer, but that shit is fucking infuriating. After I got my ass handed to me with META. Smgdfh.
[+5] u/Ok_Plantain9219: Made 2.3k holding onto $MU puts overnight
[+5] u/solidsneeze: Ecstatic I lost $40. Means I didn't lose hundreds today.
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Mrvl subreddit is a ghost town = bullish?
[+5] u/NeuOhio: Full port into NVDL ahead of earnings
[+5] u/Bromine_Bro35: The koreans will trade rationally and without panic
[+5] u/Hellmale: I’m trying ASTS for the 50th time. This time bought calls😂
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: Someone has got to explain to me how CNBC makes money. They're a TV station, so they need to advertise to make money, but 90% of their ads are for shows on their own channel, so they can't just pay themselves. Shit makes no sense
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Looking at pictures of Asian girls and listening to untouched by the Veronicas
[+5] u/DonCenote: Holy fuck Reddit stop serving ChatGPT ads I want blow my brains out
[+5] u/sck178: Way OTM 0dte contracts and pray
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: Won't really be missed tbh.
[+12] u/Visible_Sentence_399: My gf just got accepted to ASU nursing school 🥹
[+10] u/millerlit: I miss sleepy Joe where the market would go up almost every day and you never had to hear the presidents bullshit.
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Grass ain't always greener
Left my job for another one and I haven't been happy
[+8] u/OwnTheThrone: Just matched with a girl going to ASU nursing on tinder wish me luck boys
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: MU better pump tomorrow for no reason
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Don't bet against crypto x2. Keep saying that to yourself before going to sleep.
[+7] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Just bought $20 worth of btc
::doing my part::
[+6] u/Only_Associate6384: Btw If the dollar collapses or there or recession btc will hemorrhage as well since it is tied to the economy enjoy the rally btc holders
[+6] u/visionarymind: …90 deals in 90 days ✊🥭
[+6] u/ercanbas: The fact that Spy is range bound on all of this news means two things:
1. It’s being artificially propped up.
2. When it crashes, it’s going under $600
.
[+6] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: Who is jackson and where do i find his hole?
[+6] u/Stryker9110: U know if we all sell our stocks and buy corn we can pump it to $150k pretty quickly
[+6] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: It's amazing everyone's been saying ai bubble for years yet it just gets bigger. Bears then drive the price higher by shorting too early and getting squeezed.
Like I genuinely think many of these firms are overvalued from a fundamentals basis. But fundamentals stopped working when the federal reserve started doing QE.
[+6] u/niaqr: you ever wonder if there's more to life than getting yoked at the gym and driving a rented lambo while peddling multivitamins on instagram
[+6] u/niaqr: ASU nursing? wow she must be half retarded and into horoscopes
[+5] u/Sea_Impression2166: I’m about to have an economic D day myself
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’d like to congratulate the corn squad on reaching levels not seen since…checks notes…early November 2024. 🥳
[+5] u/Leading-Direction961: Koreans have targeted crypto as their next victim
[+5] u/Poland_Spring10: Oh tomorrow is gonna be red af except by bitcoin
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: So… people are supporting Saylor again, wow. Once a retard, always a retard.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: LOL imagine buying GLD instead of BTC
[+5] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: I’m glad retarded neck tattoos are finally getting the hate they deserve.
[+5] u/niaqr: 90% of this sub are newbie retards who haven't learned yet that the failure rate for day trading is 95% and think they're the exception to the rule
[+5] u/Iknowyougotsole: Nvda is a broken stock. Panic sell it all before earnings because it’ll be a guaranteed sell off. Puts are free money.
[+5] u/Fireandadju5t: Inverse wallstreet bets… calls on NVDA
[+5] u/jiggolo420: I wonder if korea will panic again?
Who am i kidding.. we all know its over 😒
[+5] u/Ltheman00: Finally unbanned for saying I was going to full port R0PE. guess they take that shit seriously
[+5] u/cynicalsearching: At the end of the day we are all here because we want to make money. Doesn’t mean we actually do it though…
[+5] u/KRock1287: NVDA will kickstart the MRVL run into their earnings Thursday
[+5] u/glizzler: Fucking Koreans pfucking with my puts.
[+11] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Victoria Secret moving away from fat models really saved their asses
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Ozempic oneshotting the body positivity movement is kinda funny
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Yoon Kyung-min, a 44-year-old sound engineer in South Korea, said he still can't believe the KOSPI's financial disaster of the past two months.
After quitting his job, he had invested half of his severance pay into semiconductor stocks and saw $7,200 evaporate in a week.
“If my wife finds out, I will be in serious trouble,” said Yoon, who says he confessed only to a bit of bad luck without giving details.
Yoon thought the market “would rise forever,” he said.
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I know I'm getting old because my neighbors probably think I'm having an orgasm when I'm actually just laying down after work
[+7] u/fuzzycupcakes: MSTR calls? Anyone else?
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: This is insane Jed York is worth $500 million and cheaped out for a $140 fake escort ad. Fucking idiot lol wow 🤡
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I thought the war was supposed to be six **weeks,** not six **months**
[+7] u/Pete26l96: There's something about guys/girls in their early 20s flexing their parents money as their own that just drives me insane.
My younger cousin introduces me to her boyfriend (who is 21) and he starts talking about his business, being an entrepreneur, what separates those who are successful vs not.
Mind you the guy pulls up in a lambo so my mind is struggling to make sense of anything because he speaks like an idiot and nothing he says is of any substance.
Then later after he adds me on Instagram I check out his profile and it has a link to some dinky sports agency he claims to be the founder of, his Youtube channel which has 80 subscribers and is just him telling people how to create their dream life by writing on a whiteboard with a pen, and his tiktok which is just him flexing cars, trips, etc.
This whole post probably just comes across as petty but the whole thing is just so whack to me.
Like one of his videos is "I made more than both my parents combined this month"
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: # MAKE THE FROGS STRAIGHT AGAIN
[+6] u/mutlukorsan: I need more money escorts too expensive
[+6] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: WSB starting to turn really bullish on BTC… might be time to take some profits and add more heavily to MSTR shorts.
[+6] u/Sick0h: There’s really people over 25 out there living with their parents and talking shit about, literally anything.
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: The Iran War has now reached six months
Military & diplomatic efforts have failed so now the President pins his hopes on economic warfare
When will he start waging sexual warfare? For example, swallows are female operatives conducting the seduction.
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Does this pump hold or die a fiery death at open…
[+6] u/OG_L0c: I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: I’d like to remind you I paper handed my MSTR calls.
[+6] u/cashflow_: I hate being back in Florida it’s so boring. South America and Asia are more fun
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I'm beginning to believe the political headwinds against data centers might be an existential threat to this entire thing
[+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: Anybody else think JPOW is sitting back and GLAD hes not part of this Sh#tshow??!! Bet the man is full port on PUTS!
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Tomorrow and Wednesday are gonna be more theta waiting for Nvidia.
[+5] u/Impossible_Sky7127: I bought QQQ at 745$ and been holding for awhile since it hasn't gotten higher than that in awhile, do i keep bagholding or is it going to keep going down?
[+5] u/infinitewaters107: What is stopping some of you from taking your measly 401k and retiring in Vietnam.
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: If you had $155k to help your child to buy an $800k townhouse would you do it? Consider they could pay the payment but just don’t have the down and buying now could get them ahead.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Is Donald Trump (80) cheating on Melania Trump (56) with Natalie Harp (35)?
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Police officers are using Flock cameras to stalk their partners and make sure they're not cheating on them.
[+5] u/Formal_Economist7342: Why the fuck is ER stickied sometimes and other times not
[+5] u/Villi187: Todays been 9 weeks on the dot exact this time that my port has been suffering like kill shot no explanation
[+5] u/KaleidoscopeNo828: No good feelings for tomorrow
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Gold could cross $4,700 any minute.
[+5] u/mrgr33n420: I bought the dip. Hope i dont regret it.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Do people do anything but panic sell anymore? Bunch of dumb cunts
[+5] u/Middle-Guess5724: are we in the ranked trading lobbies?
[+5] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Please bring NVDA back over 230... That's all I want...
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Korean circuit breakers reporting for duty
[+5] u/DDGib: You all laughed at my boomer metals for months. Now I’m about to buy a lot of illegal drugs because I am very wealthy and their cost is now insignificant to me.
[+5] u/yeedub: I think Nvidia is gonna dump so hard 😭
[+10] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭- Tariffs don't cause inflation and we'll pay off our debt with all the money other countries will have to pay us.
Also 🥭- I am implementing a 90 day pause on beef tariffs to lower prices.
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Imagine risking 100k to make 2-3k profit. Yes that’s me
[+7] u/mneymaker: # Live Updates: Pakistan reports progress on restoring US-Iran MoU
Semi call holders, it's been a long time my friends
[+7] u/I_am_short_so_long: Michael Burry son or Bonnie Blue daughter?
[+6] u/Independent-Eye9513: Bitcoin is cool and all but damn the dudes who be posting about it are cornballs. Like no just because your 300$ of btc went up 14% this week does not mean you can quit your job
[+6] u/FcknOG: I have flopped between calls and puts for that last week, I’ve been on the wrong side every single time. If anyone must know, I’m currently holding qqq puts.
[+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: I’m up 40% YTD. No AI and no semis
[+6] u/IRunFast24: Man do I need an AI relief rally today.
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: Why our we Amerifats starting fights with everyone?
Did they cut off our cheeseburger supply?
🥹
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: The next time someone makes you angry, just take their car’s transmission in the middle of the night
And if you don’t know what a transmission is, just undo bolts until something bad happens
[+6] u/Adrian12094: 1.58% margin buffer holding on to dear life
[+6] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: why spy is green? thats not cool
[+5] u/zuziannka: I’m tired of pretending to be a dork at my IT job but it helps they have no idea I blow money on 0dte and fuk hookers.
[+5] u/hylian_prince: Lots of inflationary pressures like Iran war, higher bond yields, oil, random Canada tariffs
Yet somehow at the fed meeting this week, they want Warsh to kick the can down the road and avoid hiking interest rates
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Such economic d-day
Many sanctions
Much operation
Wow
[+5] u/Euphoric_Basil528: Their smuggling ai chips into chyna
[+5] u/uwontfindthisone: I officially give up trading anything AI related or leveraged I just lose money every time
[+5] u/Bitter_griffin-24: NVDA needs to blast past 240 post earnings for me to be profitable. I’m fucked
[+5] u/ajtyeh: anyone else holding QQQ/SPY puts overnight?
[+5] u/TaintedCleric: I made 2k on SPY 0dte Puts. Fuck all y’all I’m a genius (no I’m not)
[+5] u/themayorhere: Jensen needs to deliver us from this evil
[+5] u/I_am_short_so_long: The increase in amount of memory bears in this sub is giving me hope that the memory run is not over.
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Bers economic D-day landing tomorrow.
[+5] u/YoDooley: KOSPIfarians got us again
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Hot take, Reddit should do M&A and buy Onlyfans
[+5] u/OnlyBols: One day ill be rich and leave this hell
[+5] u/Soossaaaa: This place needs a shaman
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Digital gold - 80k. If it goes to 100k, you make a 20k.
Real gold? Under 5k. If it goes to 100k. You make a 20x!
Would you rather a 20k or a 20x?
[+5] u/jdfan51: Yea I’m gonna need Soxl to print 30% this week
[+12] u/RockasaurusRex: Oh Spongebob me boy, you're stretchin' me out. 🥴 SPY 850
[+10] u/TYC888: yes, green dildo right after i sold.
[+9] u/WillingnessMental731: My favourite band of all time is GREEN DAY
[+9] u/taconomtaco: U.S. may return diplomats to mid east as soon as this week
god damn he TACOed pussy
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: I sell, it pumps. A tale as old as time lol
[+8] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: OPEN THE CASINO ALREADY YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+7] u/Outrageous_Method432: my BE puts are fcked,
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Will orangeman pump the markets for the midterms:
1. yes
2. yes but in orange
[+6] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: Finally sold all my calls at -80% and went all in puts. What could even go wrong
[+6] u/Frank-Hassle: This is Nvda earring right here
[+6] u/SAnderson1986: Lol, bears cannot even get 2 in a row
[+6] u/Confident-Camel9201: Of course, if I had enough liquid that it wasn’t going to crush me. Also depends on child. Are they a dipshit or someone who will still be willing to work hard. Rough out here yo
[+6] u/Top-Concern-171: She gives him the limp tug
[+6] u/tzacill: yields above 4.75 will be interesting.
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Please if anyone has a crystal ball which stock will give me +40% before eoy? Thank you
[+5] u/onel1f3: pakistan to save nazdaqistan
[+5] u/Glam34: BE getting the Nancy boost
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: Hold strong fellas, Burry and Cramer will try everything to dump it intraday
[+5] u/Worth_Wedding_4231: Green now not after open
[+5] u/Adventurous_Deer_355: NVDA pump all day today and huge sell off just before close trust
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: sir another barak ravid article hit the news, lmaooo this shit still works
[+5] u/BearyChristmas223: NVDA earnings setup looking good now
[+5] u/modder9: Good rule of thumb is that if you find yourself pleading for some price action, you done fucked up.
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: koreans actually regarded, freak out and panic sell just to pump back to open price.
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: Pump it let's gooooo
[+5] u/Top-Concern-171: Taco Tuesday, green dildos for all
[+5] u/GurHot8359: oil reserves going down, so is oil price 🤔
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Company had me ride roller coasters with my hot coworkers today
Okay
[+5] u/i_simp_f: dusting makes my dick hard
[+5] u/Molmor_: I shorted MU five minutes before close I'm sorry just go back to 910 by open and I'll stop being a gay bear