All the Possible Outcomes of the Iran War

Watch on YouTube ↗  |  March 20, 2026 at 00:33  |  22:48  |  Thread Guy
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Thread Guy -- Host / Analyst — crypto podcast host (aka Red / The Red Guy)

Summary

  • Thread Guy outlines three potential outcomes for the US-Iran conflict: ceasefire (<1% probability), Trump declares victory (25-50% probability), and full ground invasion (15-20% probability).
  • He assesses the most likely outcome (Trump declares victory) as bad for the US, leading to a loss of confidence in the American empire and fracturing the dollar's reserve currency status.
  • In this scenario, he expects stocks to lower, bond yields to rise, and assets like Bitcoin and gold to appreciate long-term.
  • He is perplexed that oil prices haven't surged more given the closure of the Strait of Hormuz and other geopolitical risks, seeing a disconnect between events and market pricing.
  • He personally feels bullish on oil, reentered a trade on Brent at $100, but got stopped out, indicating ongoing volatility and trading opportunity.
  • He attributes market complacency to factors like the need for physical evidence of crisis, overreliance on Trump's ability to de-escalate ("taco"), passive investment flows, and potential manipulation.
  • He dismisses the "4D chess" narrative as unrealistic, emphasizing Iran's strategic chokehold on the Strait and their incentive to pursue nuclear weapons.
  • He holds mostly cash in non-Bitcoin investments, avoiding shorting the stock market due to lack of confidence.
  • Bitcoin is highlighted as a beneficiary of any outcome that weakens the US dollar, serving as a hedge.
Trade Ideas
Thread Guy Crypto influencer, independent 10:25
Thread Guy said that in the bad outcomes for the US, gold will go up long-term. Similar to Bitcoin, a fracture in the dollar's reserve status would drive demand for traditional safe-haven assets like gold. Hence, a LONG position on gold is suggested as a store of value during crisis. A swift resolution that strengthens the US could diminish gold's safe-haven demand.
Thread Guy Crypto influencer, independent 10:25
Thread Guy stated that in likely outcomes of the US-Iran war (especially option two where Trump declares victory), Bitcoin will go up long-term, and in option three, it could go to many millions of dollars. He argues that outcomes bad for the US, such as loss of confidence in the dollar's reserve status, will lead to capital flowing into alternative assets like Bitcoin. Therefore, he implies a LONG position on Bitcoin as a hedge against dollar weakness and geopolitical turmoil. If the US achieves a decisive victory (e.g., successful ceasefire or ground invasion), confidence in the dollar might remain, reducing Bitcoin's appeal.
Thread Guy Crypto influencer, independent 16:10
Thread Guy expressed that he feels bullish on oil, reentered a trade on Brent at $100, and believes oil prices should be higher given the Strait of Hormuz closure and geopolitical risks. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz by Iran creates a supply choke point, leading to potential oil price spikes, but markets are not fully pricing this in yet. Therefore, he advocates a LONG position on oil to capitalize on the impending price adjustment. If Trump successfully de-escalates ("tacos") or the conflict resolves quickly, oil prices might drop.
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