Where Did All The Stenographers Go?

Alexander Campbell · Campbell Ramble · February 25, 2026 at 16:22 · ⏱ 19 min read  | Read on Substack ↗
Summary
The article argues that AI-driven automation will decimate white-collar jobs (9.5 million currently peaking) but massively expand demand for physical infrastructure, energy, and skilled trades. The author models three scenarios showing 6–16% unemployment and severe fiscal pressure, concluding investors should go long the physical layer (energy, construction, minerals) and short the paper layer (IT outsourcing, professional services). No explicit security-level trade recommendations are disclosed.
  • Nine white-collar occupations at all-time highs (customer service, software developers, market research analysts, management consultants, etc.) total ~9.5 million jobs in AI's targeting reticle.
  • BLS projects 1.8 million new jobs by 2034 in sectors like electricians (+9%), solar installers (+42%), wind turbine techs (+60%), nurse practitioners (+40%), and cybersecurity (+29%).
  • Historical pattern: 270 occupations since 1950 Census, only two went to zero (elevator operators and video rental); telephone operators fell 96% but new job categories emerged.
  • Klarna replaced 700 customer service agents with AI, cutting resolution time 80%; GitHub Copilot writes 46% of code at adopting firms.
  • Skilled trades gap is 650,000 unfilled openings per year; nuclear workforce must roughly double; shipbuilding needs 30,000 additional workers by 2030.
  • Three modeled scenarios (mild/base/severe) assume 25%/40%/55% white-collar exposure with 5%/10%/15% annual automation rates, producing 6–16% unemployment and GDP drag of $0.5–$2.8 trillion.
  • UBI funding would require dramatic income tax increases (effective rates approaching 50% in severe case) unless alternative taxes on stagnant capital, conspicuous consumption, or corporate profits are implemented.
  • Investment frame: long the physical layer (energy, materials, infrastructure, defense industrials) underpinned by $2T+ in IIJA/IRA/CHIPS spending; short the paper layer (IT outsourcing, seat-based SaaS, professional services).
Read time 19 min
Length 19,378 chars
Category finance
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