Don’t F With The Money

Alexander Campbell · Campbell Ramble · February 15, 2026 at 22:29 · ⏱ 27 min read  | Read on Substack ↗
TLDR
The author argues that the FTX fraud was a systemic criminal enterprise involving SBF and his parents, who used stolen customer funds for personal enrichment and political influence. He debunks the narrative that FTX was solvent and warns that the ongoing rehabilitation campaign threatens the rule of law and market integrity. • FTX was insolvent with a $12B hole in customer funds, despite SBF's claims of being 'money good'. • SBF's parents, Joseph Bankman and Barbara Fried, were deeply involved in structuring fraudulent transactions and money laundering. • The family used stolen funds for a $10M 'gift', a $16.4M Bahamas property, and tens of millions in political donations. • A coordinated social media campaign is attempting to rehabilitate SBF's image and secure a pardon. • The two-tiered justice system is highlighted by comparing SBF's sentence to life sentences for minor theft. • The author calls for Stanford to fire the parents and for DOJ to investigate them under RICO. • The fraud undermines trust in financial markets and the rule of law.
Full Analysis

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Read time 27 min
Length 27,839 chars
Category finance
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