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[+35] u/leoman2896: Fuck Trump, dude is a slob
[+29] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Pretty tired of hearing about the strait of Hormuz now.
[+26] u/Tay_Tay86: Bessents paper oil barrel printer going in overdrive
https://preview.redd.it/o69jpwedrcoh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63b723685fa29ef423a7745b26102b5b94c1bc3
[+23] u/bearhunter429: #We dumped 0.6% because war is back. Tomorrow war is paused and we pump 2-3% LMAO🤌⛹🏾⛹️⛹🏾♀️
[+22] u/skychief99: US forces have attacked and struck an Iranian tanker off Kharg Island.
Gonna get jiggy tonight.
[+17] u/saintmitchy: Persian Pirates be like…. “KHARG!”
[+14] u/Ayydeeez: We need president Camacho to fix this mess
[+14] u/No_Current3675: 🥭 fucktard straight wildin
[+12] u/New_Ad_1682: Rough day for the market. Good day for my port.
[+12] u/gamersEmpire: My life is a cycle of "we're so back" and "it's over"
[+11] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% tomorrow please. I’ll sacrifice my ass by sticking a watermelon in it
[+11] u/TrickyDickCheney: Gonna do some trades tomorrow, be up like 300%, not sell, then finally sell at -50%
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: what a weird ass day tbh
[+9] u/Pacoburrito: NBIS will pump after their investors call today. People probably buying in now at a discount
[+9] u/dopeadult: life is such bullshit
[+9] u/Marshallover: wtf happened at close, it wiped everything
[+9] u/karik01: Kospians probably going to have a rough time in 4 hours
[+9] u/Scrogwiggle: Tomorrow I tell my coworker I’ve been aggressively beating off to her.
[+9] u/goldenlamp: 8 more weeks till midterms and talks going well
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: Donnie and friends are trying so hard to pump the econ and market rn, I don’t think we’ll see VIX wake back up until after midterms.
Or unless shit gets extra fucky in the gay whore moose.
But now that I’ve written this, we’re fucked tomorrow.
[+8] u/Affectionate_Pin9365: The IRGC Navy has issued an urgent warning following the U.S. attacks on Iranian oil tankers, telling the crews of (U.S. aligned) oil tankers in Kuwaiti and Bahraini ports to leave their vessels immediately, warning that the tankers will be targeted if they remain https://x.com/cym27s/status/2097415203008766425
[+8] u/Positive-Ad84: load up on spy calls if u wanna make money :pepetrump:
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Alright back to work, got about 100
more hamburgers to serve for the afternoon rush
Clocked in
🔒 Locked in 😤
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Guys, there’s a much bigger crisis looming on the horizon. The first wave of tankers passing through Hormuz is carrying oil. The second? All pokémon cards. Rumor has it a few are even loaded with crates of CGC slabs.
If that shit goes up in flames, the US economy is fucking finished.
[+8] u/welrope: Dementia Don thinks it’s Taco Tuesday tomorrow. Don’t forget.
[+8] u/FrostySoftPressure: This administration is so regarded man, more bombing will definitely resolve the issue, just screwing with my positions for no reason
[+7] u/Poordad90: I this point I might start crying in the casino
[+7] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: got kneed in the last 10 mins.
[+7] u/Vlisa: SNDK chart forming the drank too much Jagermeister and vomit pattern
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Nothing on this planet can make SPY drill faster than when I buy calls
[+7] u/Buffalo-Trace-Simp: It's really weird how poor people think they're so close to being rich or are rich already. They have no idea what wealth is. People associate being rich with barely middle class lifestyles.
Everyone keeps falling for the same thing about being grateful for what you gave because (some percentage of people) have it worse than you. What a weird ass way of looking at things. We all can strive to live comfortably and afford to save. We don't have to be grateful for surviving. Wtf.
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 non stop shitposting over the weekend meant he was non stop shitting his pants. Awfully silent today
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Note to self, do not buy lotto calls on rare earth's. Cant close them without crashing any bid remotely close
[+6] u/East-Resolution4446: This is the kind of market where you have more fun just rubbing one out instead of watching this market’s paint dry
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: And you can tell everybody:
THIS is your song
It may be quite simple but
Now that it's done
🥹
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Starting the war again right after Labor Day is kinda funny
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: I have a feeling ill be hearing about Hormuz still closed in 2028 debates
[+6] u/goattalking: Any chance MU 1050 tomorrow
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: I’m underpaid so I’m underworking to match my pay
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Interesting strategy for midterms to raise Oil prices to infinity and start a trade war with Canada
[+6] u/skychief99: Market not reacting to all that is bad seriously enough by orders of magnitude.
That'll soon change.
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: brother mango is so asspained
[+5] u/okbetokbetokbet: Another day of complete dogshite movement
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: AI, costs hundreds of billions to make and ~~makes~~ ~~will make~~ should profit someday
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: you bought calls on international bear day **LMAO**
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: I went into a meeting confident with my MU and SNDK calls and I didn’t check until after the meeting and now shitting bricks. Wtf happened
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: MM FACE AFTER I TAKE $3 PROFIT :pika:
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: It's escalating. Brent hitting 100 by morning.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Seems like it’s gotta get worse
[+5] u/Affectionate_Pin9365: Brent is getting awfully close to 100
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: An infinite amount of bad news meets an unstoppable bull run, who will blink first?
[+5] u/defordj: The problem with gold being an invincible hedge against inflation is that you have to buy it with money
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: SPY please, I have a family, stop.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I don't remember what green looks like
[+5] u/xSpectre_iD: Made like $200 today. Can’t complain at that. Been a good few days.
[+5] u/Poptart_Salad: US hits oil tankers, Iran hits oil tankers. Gold is now worth less than before that. And my dollar is worth more now right? No, DXY still down on the day. Cool.
[+5] u/NotMe357: Nice, Iran captured an US submarine lol
We're winning so much!
[+14] u/LaughCompetitive1504: No one wants a foldable iphone. How about a phone with a fucking keyboard so we can type properly.
[+14] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: Sleepy Joe, we miss you.
[+13] u/Anameisheere: I’m starting to think there is no SLS trial and the ceo/researchers took millions and went to Dubai 🤔
[+10] u/twostroke1: Spy goes up +5%, my portfolio goes up +2%.
Spy goes down -0.47%, my portfolio goes down -63%.
The math isn’t mathin.
[+8] u/CMTTrader: \*LIV GOLF FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN NEW JERSEY ⛳
[+8] u/0DTE4Me: Someone out there watched MU go up every single day and then chose today to buy calls lmao
[+8] u/BFox1982: Let's just give Iran Alabama and call it even.
[+8] u/CrymsonKyng: Houthis are targeting Saudi oil facilities now. Things about to unironically get worse
[+8] u/violet_evergarden8: I fucking hate work after a long weekend
[+8] u/wowitsme123: Imagine investing in NIKE during the biggest technology rush in human history
[+8] u/OptionsHuduga: $100 to $150 challenge starts now
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Memory gave a nice breakout and dumped again today. Can’t make this shit up
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Memory is allergic to 2 Green Days in a row now
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: I'd rather fold my cock than my phone.
[+7] u/TheSexProfessorX: Everything has been priced in for 3 years.. All tech stocks will go down for a year now minimum. With all the capex and all the price correction this expenditure will amount to.. A year ago. SNDK was at 50$ , it topped at 2300$ in 9months. Insanity
[+7] u/Spy300: >BESSENT SET TO ANNOUNCE LARGER US TREASURY BUYBACK AS WALL STREET EXPECTS $5-$6 BILLION OPERATION
😮
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Spending 6 bucks on KFC hurts more than losing 6k
Chat I think I might have a problem 🤔
[+7] u/mousepop321: # Guys I just graduated after 8 years of coding college, I’m 300k in debt but 10 years ago they said coding is irreplaceable and where the money is. I can’t wait to get to work, especially since nothing can replace me right?
[+6] u/jonneh: Can't wait for OpenAI to steal my research by scanning my private Codex chat logs so they can send 10,000 agents and $15M in tokens to solve it 😭
Lame ahh company
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Buying a fuck ton of Tsla puts at open tomorrow
[+6] u/Typingtext: I have a big problem, I want 0DTE level of speed gains but buying LEAPS. Like watching paint dry everyday.
[+6] u/SpecialistB: Still hasn’t denied blowing Billy C
[+6] u/collegefootballfan69: Every day is the same just bend over and grab ankles
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I'm not shaving my legs until we get a -2% day on SPX.
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Does DJT get some sort of award if oil gets to 100/barrel?
[+6] u/spurkulator: In the past year I went from 2k to 20k back to 2k. This is fun
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: I am now officially up YTD, finally.
[+6] u/sanmar2225: # You’re either IN or OUT. You’ll never get rich playing just the tip. Pussy. -Warren Buffet
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine shorting AI because the price of oil going up….
[+6] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: AGI = Always Gay Intelligence
[+6] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Why don’t you Americans just (im 🍑) this mango
[+6] u/hallett21: Not reading that essay
[+5] u/Shijaki: another nice day collecting premiums from people thinking we will breakout of this range before pivotal inflation data. sell puts, sell calls, play the range until it stops working.
[+5] u/Peeeeech: Didn’t they get the memo that war can’t happen during market open
[+5] u/cryptohorn: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **BREAKING**: SOURCES FROM SOURCES SAY *WSB GAMBLERS UNION* DEMANDED 🥭 TO TACO AS REGARDS GROW IMPATIENT.
[+5] u/Bravadette: Hilarious that Canada is targeting swing states. All this so billionaires can LARP the 1950's with their tradwives stretching their punanies between here and Mars having 10 kids each
[+5] u/Original_Air_2375: That candle threw my puts up %1000 & rh didn’t wanna let me close it 😭
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: Hello, I send my regards to this morning’s bulls, I hope you are doing alright
[+5] u/StockB0Y: When spy red you go to Tesla for safety🤡
[+5] u/Onnimation: Ah shizzz, Iran starting new rounds of bombing. Feel sorry for you truck drivers, $8/gallon coming near you 📉
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: bruh, the entire US economy is riding on AI's dick and Jensen said we got AGI. what if the machine decided to fuck with my $MU call? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
[+5] u/EnginrA: I solved the Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problem like 10 years ago I just didn’t tell anyone
[+5] u/djrlrp: Ukfarmgirl100 on OF
It's my wife
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Everyone expects a drop. So naturally, there won't be one.
[+5] u/Able_Durian_1832: I wish you all make money tomorrow
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[+5] u/Alone_Mobile_4974: Cher files for ipo ($CHER) at about $3.50 a cher
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bers praying for the end of the world
[+22] u/Get_dat_money: 🥭 bashing the last trade agreement with Canada, saying that it was made by a dumb president.
Wait... Who made that last one?
[+19] u/screaming_losses: I love that the USA now refuses to attack a country during market hours. You can't make this shit up.
[+16] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: On this day 1 year ago, SNDK was $67
LMAO
[+13] u/andytobbles: Trump the typa nigga to bash a trade agreement he made himself LMAO
[+12] u/yourgirl696969: 🥭 might be the most retarded world leader in history. American fat fucks electing him twice is unreal lmao
[+10] u/music_is_gud: #I'm 90% sure u/bearhunter429 lost all his money long time ago and is here just to shit post LMAO 🤌🏼
[+10] u/Venice_LA: Market at all time high
reddit: it was the worst of times
[+8] u/Get_dat_money: So I called in sick to work today, played some golf, jorked it three times, lost some money and shit posted with you guys a bit. Now what do
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: I made a lot of money today by being 100% cash. Also, I count no losses as a win.
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Isn’t it ladies night in Tehran now? Unlimited fireball
[+7] u/_Netgirth: All I had to do was not invest in fucking RDDT
[+7] u/TexasHazeMaster: Damn thought MU crashed reading these comments. Forgot it’s all options here
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Iran claims they have pics of the submarine drone bits it’s really just me naked spread eagle in the strait earlier today
[+7] u/mikebones: most confused market ever
[+7] u/DryCaterpillar1532: My 200k portfolio is somehow up a whopping $10 today, guess that’s my morning coffee sorted
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Anyone in here homeless? Like actually
[+7] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: If you're relatively new here, pay attention to the turnover rate of users in this sub. It's higher than a Taco Bell staff
LMAO
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: You’re telling me the strait has been shut for \~6 months, dozens of oil tankers have been damaged or destroyed, the Houthis are routinely bombing Saudi oil infrastructure, Ukraine is routinely bombing Russian oil infrastructure, Russia is importing diesel, Lybian rebels are attacking Lybian oil infrastructure, the US is attacking oil tankers, Iran is firing missiles like a passion project, US SPR reserves are at their lowest level in 40+ years, and oil is still only $94 because everyone is afraid of Barak Ravid and a gay man who lives in a pink house? Makes sense.
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Im a 42 father of 3 whose heavily invested in pudgy penguins coins.
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Hmmm
Iran has launched cluster munition missiles at US bases in Jordan, leading to a massive defensive response with over 60 PATRIOT interceptors fired. Footage shows multiple Iranian missiles incoming.
[+6] u/Wollipthethird: Yom Kippur will sink markets starting next Monday after a rally Wednesday through friday
[+6] u/bringbackcayde7: you need a fab to make memory
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: We gonna gap down so fuckin hard. Jensen will be running all over SF screaming “Buy! Buy! Buy!”
[+5] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: Someone check on the regard who ported $15k into calls on Casey’s lol
[+5] u/i2ye: Why is MU sucking so much cock
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: On this day 1 year ago, MU was at $128
LMAO
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Iran released pics of the captured sub
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Everyone thinking red day tomorrow so calls it is.
[+5] u/Play_Background: market pretty stable considering fireworks
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Genuinely the more I learn about markets and trading, the less confident I am in my decisions.
Like I'm getting to the point I have no fucking idea what my next move should be or how to deal with all this shit.
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # LOOKING LIKE NO FEAR NO PANIC AFTER HOURS
# MEANS HUGE GREEN DAY TOMORROW
[+5] u/L0pat0: That SNDK close was brutal
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #The fuck ya'll looking at 🫵🤬
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Chat moving so fast I forgot it was Taco Tuesday
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Sadly as much as I hate it any iPhone product will sell out. Even if they charge 10k for 1 phone the whole US will stand in line to buy it. Americans have way too much money and little to do with it
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: This alleged chip shortage is causing my pixel phone delivery a delay of a full month. WAS IT WORTH IT TO HAVE A NEW CLAUDE OR WHATEVER??
[+10] u/Fhyzikz: At least we can say "retarded" and "gay" again. So it was all worth it?
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Can I fucking win the lottery please? I'm not meant to have a job.
[+7] u/Icommandyou: WTI is negative, war is over, peace prevails
[+6] u/Admirable_Savings_46: The good news? I successfully hijacked the plane. The bad news? I have absolutely zero fucking clue how to fly this thing.
[+6] u/Dependent-Goose8240: It's actually kinda crazy how NVDA is posting extreme profits, literally so much fucking money they don't even know what the fuck to do with it, and still market cap remains relatively flat already for like a year
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I’m here to talk about stocks and to play 0dtes but I guess everyone’s role playing now 🥰🥰🥰🥰
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: Thank god I’m not a homeowner, just poured oil down the sink 🥰🥰🥰
[+5] u/bikkhu42: People who believe jasmine rice is better than basmati rice are still using GPT 4
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Wtf was that SanDisk and Micron rugpull right before closing?
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Lot of angry bols in here that bought the top in memory, imagine this sub if MU goes back below 800 again 😂
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: I still remember the night I beat Bowser in Super Mario World back in 1995.
I sat through the credits with a sort of melancholy that its over. Good times.
[+5] u/Anchises1: yo uh CYBERPUNK 2077 is absolutely fucking sick, how'd it take me so long to start this
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: nomore sideways either crash hard or shrek dick who else agrees
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the better times
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: How in the F is NBIS still holding. Even palantir is down
[+5] u/Sovetcki: Where is the earnings page. Why is shit constantly fucking changing around here
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: usually your average single stonk subreddit is just people coping their company will 10x revenue and make a ton of profits because the company is soo good "trust me bro" and the stonk will moon.
then you have RDDT: it's full of bagholders complaining about the ceo and how much executive are paid.
The company numbers are genuinely already good so nobody even talks about it LMAO. Just pure despair about the stonk price lol
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Wax on wax off, war on war off
[+5] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: There are regular people here just trying to make a couple of bucks. But most will get jerked around by the algos.
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Next few days will be intel pump
[+5] u/SpiderWil: guys wtf happened today? My HPE ripped to 56, i couldn't believe myeyes
[+5] u/Abe2025: Bots wanting to know what the next play is so they can manipulate the market. Nice try.
[+5] u/Slvrg: Market about to pump the whole week!
Because im 100% in cash!
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: why the FUCK did I buy MU last night and WHEN will it bounce back
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i only browse dating apps while im taking a shit
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Why’s 2026 gotta have so much ambiguous dread bruh
[+5] u/Apple2o: Brokerage account, it can replace a car and a home
[+17] u/Valkorion335786: Went to Panda Express for dinner tonight, didn’t leave a tip
That’s for Pearl Harbor mf
[+10] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: lol he’s so fucking dumb. He’s just so fucking dumb
[+9] u/DarkR124: The amount of fantasizing I’m doing about getting a huge windfall and disappearing in to the sunset is getting unhealthy guys. Makes me realize how much I hate this place (aka my job) lmao
[+6] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: koreans will save us i BERIEVEE
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: Things are hard when you have autism, depression, and a medium sized dick smdh
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: After my calls imploded 2 big muscle firemen picked me up from the rubble
[+6] u/Creative_Youth_4982: what part of higher yields, higher oil prices, war in the middle east & potential rate increase screams "bigly green" to you?
[+5] u/winston511: If it’s any consolation to those who lost their shirt today I just had to cancel autopay on the personal loan I took out to gamble with bc I don’t have enough to make the payment tomorrow
[+5] u/CaptainApeCommander: Why the fuck are we drilling again what the fuck Jesus Christ im good my to get liquated again
[+5] u/Material_Meats: Sandisk closing at FWAP (Fetty Wap)…. 1738!!!!
[+5] u/zlordbeats: # why the whole fukinh markets get nuked ANYTIME I DEPOSIT AND/or BUY CALLS
[+5] u/DoctorMario1000: Stonks are more fun when they go up ⬆️
[+5] u/SpunkySprinkle: Can’t believe we waited three days for that.
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: ppl actually believe there will be rate hikes, jfc
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “2 year yield rate out of synch with fed funds rate 50 bps too low, avoid global 30 year bonds”
Ah, so that’s why Bessent panicked today
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: # Axios writing a hit piece right now on Bers
[+5] u/jeffynihao: USO at 147 while markets near all time high is crazy
[+5] u/Comfortable_Mud_4477: Everytime I got 20k+ in spy calls it tanks like 2-3% overnight.
Can I be right one time? I’m not even greedy. I’ll take a 0.2-0.3% green day. They’re 14 days out
[+5] u/neillson01: I guess losing a shitload on money on Tesla puts again. I will not give up!
[+5] u/Parking_Air_8507: I am so fucking leveraged feel like south korea
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: were primed for a taco peace deal again. spy ATH this week prob
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: I want to sniff the Ole Miss girls armpits
I need to go to therapy
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Where in the usa should i visit from europoor. I have two weeks of time in November.
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: We have to help each other make a lot of money before we all get laid off.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Any hot women send me pictures of your pussy or ass
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: I hate reddit so much, its unreal. Outside of WSB of course.
[+5] u/BallsHardest: wen do we go big uppies again? I like money.
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: I've noticed if you make the order online and go pick it up, they load up the protein. If you go through the line inside, THEY FUCK YOU OVER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE EVERY TIME
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Living in the ccp is a gamble on its own
[+5] u/dweeegs: Believe it or not also polymarket
[+13] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Diddy stockpiling oil was just a man ahead of his time.
[+11] u/Quirky-Watch5652: I was at my computer on 9/11. Two strong big burly hairy attractive firefights broke down my door. They lifted me up, while i was naked and jorkin it.
They said, "Do not come. Do not come". "I'm gonna come", I argued with them.
Never 5get.
[+9] u/-IQ200: Naming my son Hormuz, guarantees that he’ll be strait.
[+8] u/CPA-hole: Hello I’m here to spread fear and misinformation
[+7] u/SHHFC: prediction for tomorrow - tech rallies just like last night, but instead of selling-off, it continues to melt up all day
[+7] u/VotedOut: Elon sycophancy bots are brigading the hell out of the Youtube comments section of the [teaser for the "Musk" documentary](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwso9mF-fA) that is critical of him.
Very few real people actually talk or write like what's seen in that comments section there - not even defenders of Musk write like that. (worshipping Elon like he's a fucking messiah)
[+7] u/JacoPoopstorius: WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE YOU CANNOT EAT AI
[+6] u/pandadrizzle: Why won’t Iran just let us have the last shot?! 😤
[+6] u/more-aero: We are going to fucking RIP tomorrow
[+6] u/i_empathetic: Really wish this mfer would've listened to Marco instead of Bibi. Cuba could've kept him distracted all year and mean nothing to the world economy.
[+6] u/counterpartyapp: Anyone else lose A LOT of money today?
[+6] u/im-regarded: I will create a company that makes $0 but we will kill every mosquito on Earth
[+6] u/FuckleUp: For all of you getting tired of Hormuz, the Narez Straight separates Greenland 🇬🇱 and Canada 🇨🇦 two sworn enemies of USA 🇺🇸
[+6] u/vermilli21: Eating a whole pint of coconut pineapple ice cream and questioning why the hell did I buy RDDT
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: No way they didn’t cook the cpi report on 9/11
Bears FOOKED
[+5] u/Daboy999: Are
My puts cooled
[+5] u/LiveMotivation: Your puts will not print tomorrow
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Timeline alert 🚨
🥭 claims he was pulled from 9/11 rubble
NYC just released files showing officials hid the toxic air info from the public and first responders
Conclusion: 🥭 sues NYC for more billions for the ~~American People~~ himself
[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: Gonna need RKLB to get back to $150. Better yet, just send it to $200.
[+5] u/spendology: No....you can't engineer or inverse Cramer this shit. Buy calls --> Lose money. Buy puts --> lose money.
[+5] u/HumbleWinnerrr: Kinda feeling sick 🤢
[+5] u/Open_Waltz6902: No amount of wars will make me forget about the Epstein files and the fact that 77 million people voted for this clown
[+5] u/wattap: social media has every woman thinking they are a 10 and that every man will abuse them
[+5] u/FlabbyLabby: Wake Me Up When September Ends…..
[+5] u/Saeonic: Saudi Arabia pretty gay for letting the Houthis butt pound them
[+5] u/DeadLightsOut: How the fuck does 1,000 shares push QQQ up half a fucking point ??
[+5] u/xeuropa: Currently watching Mr. T on Netflix. I pity the fool!
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: lol wtf taco said he was rescued by the 9/11 firefighters??? Wow shit is fucking insulting worse than taking a huge dump on his base lmao wtf
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: got dram calls so they HAVE TO dump
[+5] u/No_Transportation785: Very crude of you to not help him out
[+12] u/Flat-Focus7966: We are going to have a +2% day any day now.....
[+10] u/Individual_Error_428: It turns out that the permanent underclass is not escaped from but rather created by buying 0dtes
[+8] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Plz send help I’m trapped on this planet with 8 billion monkeys are they are all very rude 📡
[+8] u/Dear__Bruce: Tesla gained 300B in market cap in the last month by doing nothing
[+8] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I stopped trading, they got the difficulty settings on legendary right now
[+7] u/Straight-Annual8687: ATTENTION RETARDS: AGI IS A MARKETING CONSTRUCT, DON'T LET YOURSELF BE DUPED!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
[+7] u/ActJolly: putma balls in your mouth boy
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: Fuck, I hate going to work cause this shit is so annoying. Fuc work. I need my port to go big up so I can quit and live off scalping. Ruining my port with options was not the play earlier this year😥
[+6] u/remilk123: MASSIVE RED DAY TOMORROW!!! 🐻 SELL! SELL! SELL! :screech:
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: Realistically the next generation is going to forget about COVID the way that the current generation forgot about 9/11
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Why are you laughing! I’m being serious! :kek: :kekh: :money:
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: “I am the house now, so when we intervene with the Japanese yen, I have pretty good insight into what the Japanese, what the Bank of Japan is going to do, what Japanese policymakers are going to do,” Bessent said. “And you can bet against me if you want.”
[+5] u/savethechows: before you buy more puts just consider that the Middle East is like really far away
[+5] u/CapDris116: If 🥭's own Fed chair raises rates.... We're in deep doo doo
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I better go to sleeb. I need my rest so i don’t fall asleep from boredom watching charts tomorrow
[+5] u/internetsoci0path: NVDA. I’m feeling that you may continue to decline tomorrow.
[+5] u/Bubbledood: CPI on 9/11 can’t even go tits up
[+5] u/thethinkernut: Got smoked today. Sigh
[+5] u/Jdom666: market open is so many hours away
[+5] u/Jdom666: the plan is sell my aaple calls during green dildo then switch to more calls for red dildo and then sell when back to green
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: HOLY THAT ZELDA EDITION SWITCH 2 IS CLEAN
[+5] u/Elegant_Complaint_66: I just wanna be rich so I can quit my job. But I lose money instead and have to work even harder.
[+5] u/Plastic-Builder-8951: If u don’t buy goog you will be brutally hog mogged
[+5] u/phatpham1803: Big firework in Jordan
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: 🥭: Not many people know this, but when the DJ tells you to make some noise, you shouldn't make the loudest noise you can the first time. They always tell you "I can't here you!" "I can't hear you" even if you're screaming at the top of the lungs, its true.
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: All I'm asking is SPY to hit 782 tomorrow. LFG
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: MU to open at 1050 tomorrow, fade, then rally to 1100 by the eow
[+5] u/Small-Protection9737: Wish u would’ve dropped ur phone in the ocean so we didnt have to read this shit
[+15] u/RJ5R: "Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (March 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (April 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (May 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (June 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (July 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (August 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (September 2026) <---- ***we are here***
[+8] u/cashflow_: I’m lonely af but the thought of starting all over with a new dog that’s going to be around for another 10–15 years feels too overwhelming
[+8] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: there are trans women on the internet, just look at reddit
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: PLS
CAN WE GET A 1% RATE HIKE
\-10% ON SPY :)
NEED TO BUY MORE
[+6] u/cashflow_: Guys omg Amazon sent me 15 iPads by mistake
Edit: I made it up guys Im sorry I stole it from the front page. I can’t continue to lie. I just wanted to entertain you guys and have you guys like me
[+6] u/GurHot8359: the SEC still exists?
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: Lotta 1D checkers going on with this retardo Administration
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: Just need to make rent until ocarina of time remake comes out 🤌
[+5] u/cashflow_: Im gonna get the new iPhone ultra and then the glasses too. I refuse to get the glasses from that weirdo fuck at meta
[+5] u/WantonCateran: My reels started with 2 asian chicks kissing. That is a well trained algo.
[+5] u/cashflow_: I really like being single. Just doing my own thing. Empty fridge. Do whatever I want. Chicas over when I want. I don’t know why I don’t have any interest in a relationship. I’ve had a bunch of women live with me. I feel confined. I hate it. As soon as they leave I feel relaxed and myself
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: Just filled up with diesel at $7.49/gallon. Don’t care, calls on everything. MU, AMGN, GOOGL, SIMO
[+5] u/b1mm3rl1f3: "Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon resigns, warning the company is racing toward superintelligence that “could k\*ll us all by the end of the decade.”
but we cant even fill potholes
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: If she doesn't have a septum piercing and a huge chest plate tattoo, I don't have the time
[+5] u/LOLITSMEDUDEBRO: Yikes, thread really is full of 🌈 and virgins who also give their money away to MM
[+5] u/Mutanic2: And the futures go… MILD
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: bro spacex is a fucking verizon with satellites what the fuck is it doing in my QQQ
[+5] u/Half_Cash_Half_Stock: Holy shit! Ber r totally fuk!
[+5] u/No_Earth_7500: I wish I remembered the user of the guy who said Nvidia was going to print money this morning so I could laugh in his face
[+5] u/Independent-Eye9513: It lowkey pisses me off how all these wall street casuals have dunking on leopold calling him a failure and a regard. The dude took like 200 mill to 45 billion in like 2 years and even after liquidation the dude is still a billionaire
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: Chat I think this chat might be really bad for our brains :derp:
[+7] u/Vikerchu: I have lost 345k over the last 3 days
[+6] u/Rosebunse: Is it normal to have random people make fun of you in public? Because it feels like it happens to me about twice a year and I don't really get it. Like, this happens to everyone in small doses, right? Just no one talks about it?
[+6] u/swagmans69: My new favorite hobby to practice my conversational skills is calling timeshare companies to pretend I'm interested and then backing out at the end. 100% of the phone reps I've talked with so far start cursing me out, which also gets me hard.
[+6] u/nyse25: its my gay ass reddit birthday please clap
[+5] u/Straight_Nobody_4084: Call bought for Google tomorrow 342.5
[+5] u/BrewCrew75: I need to go to rehab
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Insurance has been going up 15% every year. Am I being fleeced?
[+5] u/The_Macro_Investor: “Iran is 2 weeks away from developing an AGI, we must give AI companies 10 quadrillion dollars”
Jgjg5182, on ManCarryingThing’s video “AI companies every 6 months”
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: *[Removed By Grindr]*
[+5] u/whodey84: Scotty B got any oil left or is he spending all his money on 30Y bonds?
[+5] u/Sad_Respect_6069: Hunter Biden laptop memecoin 😂😂😂😂
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Oh shit, oh fuck, my SPX calls are gonna print.
[+5] u/OilBull: Man, rocket lab has REGARD strength. Long live Beck.
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: Go over to oil and it’s all news on the war with Iran. WSB chat is like “my ass smells”
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Since 2017, the s&p has not had an annual return between -4% and +18%. We are currently at +11% YTD. Maybe time for a straddle with year end expiry
[+5] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Just rip the -20% band aid off and make stonks fun again
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Bessent saying he’s the house now will make for a great meme when the yields get even more yippy
[+5] u/SomePolack: Welcome to the fog of war
[+5] u/bdh2067: No one has ever said that
[+5] u/IIINevermoreIII: The saddest thing was selling my 2020 spy stock for college tuition in 2023 😞
[+5] u/Salt_Contract342: RDDT on margin? Holy fak 😂
What strike Broski?
[+9] u/Low_Plastic363: You guys are overcomplicating this. Pick a publicly-traded business that you are convinced will earn more and more money in the future and keep the same percentage of that revenue (or higher). Take all the money you can find and buy that company's stock with it.
Then, and I can't stress this enough, be right. And don't forget to sell it right before it stops growing. Easy peasy.
[+7] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: I'm Asian don't worry Americunts we will show u how to pump
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: China is safer than the US. LMAO puts on America. Ni Hao
[+6] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: Huge green day incoming
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Trade war back escalating with Canada
Iran war at full force again
Yet, bonds down (due to bessent?) and futes green. The scam continues. Gold should be mooning but it's red. Lmao
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Saw a video where the guy said 98% of the 162,000 jobs last month went to women. This true? Could see it since most jobs were education and healthcare
[+6] u/TreGet234: Analysts starting to get euphoric about corporate profits. This could get crazy.
[+5] u/alibabachickenm4n: RKLB will moon again
[+5] u/niwmo: A lot of perverts in this here chat! A red day seems to really bring y'all out!
[+5] u/East-Description-243: I hate work. fuck! I gotta go to bed.
[+5] u/Alert_Wrongdoer7114: Ima need Tesla to please go lower
[+5] u/kairepaire: Yet another bullish stock unlock happening on SPCX today
[+5] u/Le_pants_de_marche: Got to love a casual £0.10 rise in fuel at the pump overnight... fucking crooks. Up like a rocket & down like a feather I bet too next year.
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: THIS MARKET IS REALLY SCAM
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: There is a guy who posts here about the same time after hours every day 'If there were 1000 dicks in a line-up would you be able to spot yours?', and it is obviously a gay trap trying to trick dudes into talking dirty to him
[+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: Ok, Europoors here. Nothing of intellectual value to hear. Night all
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Meta announces that their new ai can book and plan dates for you
How romantic. And very creepy.
Completely in character for zuck the cuck
[+5] u/Material_Mongoose468: “With a lever long enough I will move the world, or at least get fucking rich”
\-Archimedes
[+5] u/AnimeOrDie: oh my gourd spy is up 4 cents
[+5] u/poopieuser909: War gonna get worse before the israel elections
[+5] u/peterpeer9: Just $350k left and I'll have enough money to last until I die
Can someone give me $500k pls
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: MRVL calls or you ain't black
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Anthropic guy resigning what does this mean for AI?
[+5] u/LongHealth: Buy GLD and you'll be a genius when bond crisis hits
[+5] u/outoftownMD: Tell us more about your sister.
[+10] u/ShrimpieAC: Beep boop, go fuck yourself.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: I want a house so badly
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: My life partner said you’ll all be dead in a few years from AI.
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Aight, doing it liiiiive again, gonna try to get some sleep my fellow regards, make all the money tomorrow
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Apple events are sell the news events almost every time. Tomorrow will probably be no different
[+6] u/LiquidSquids: Was Bitcoin just a psyop to pre build out ai data center infrastructure?
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: lol? When did they have fun?
[+5] u/LeatherBeneficial860: RKLB is performing well again. Yesterday a nice leg up, followed by some good news in afternoon. Could be an interesting trade
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: guys the casino is already open
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: PUTS on TAP (Molson-Coors) Orange swan event that bans the import into the US of their beers.
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Cathie bought RKLB, fuck 💩
[+5] u/InevitableWrong1126: The Japanese think many things everyday
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Jensen proclaims AGI, an undefined and vague metric, has been reached for the first time (again)
The market proceeds to pump every semiconductor stock around except his own, which ends at -2%
**Great fucking job.**
[+5] u/MrGoofyDude: Casy's tanked cause some fat boomer left a cold soggy pizza review and was blessed by Jim Creemer.
[+5] u/diskfreak3: Surprised futes aren't down. Intriguing to say the least.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: If you still pronounce it “eye-ran” you ain’t gotta worry about the portfolio bro, just close it
[+5] u/warvold7: Green day for MU tomorrow?
[+5] u/guccioli: Maybe try one of your trademark proposals? Think they might be playing hard to get
[+5] u/guccioli: He’s not fat, he’s actually around median weight inside of any Walmart
[+5] u/kjl8921: Nothing better than a morning coffee and a cig. So cool and mysterious
[+12] u/ImpossibleYak2166: Mods hate Hormuz cause its straight
[+12] u/hb2xdr: What if god gave us the second kidney as a startup gambling budget
[+9] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: Rklb still under 70 while im sitting at 140 lmfao
[+8] u/geddyclaus: How will $8 diesel affect the price of parasite-infested bagged salad mix?
[+8] u/Training_Week3740: They move up and down on a screen.
[+7] u/SupremeTimeline: Fuck oil.
Fuck Yields.
Fuck Bonds.
Just make a ATH dude
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: We don't crash until 🫵puts expire worthless.
[+7] u/zorna0: I HAD A DREAM IN A DREAM WTF
[+6] u/Rocky_Symbolic: I’m gonna pound me a cherry coke and go to bed
[+6] u/thrillho145: You give them too much credit
[+5] u/No-Monk-8216: last night i got auto liquid tonight i sleep.
[+5] u/Rocky_Symbolic: Do people in the r/GME sub have mental illness?
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: Smoking cigarettes makes you look cool and mysterious.
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Oil > $100 and noone bats an eye today. Yesterday at oil $98 everyone was going batshit crazy.
[+5] u/TemporaryMushroom850: AI hype running out of steam? Oh no there is middle east escalation.
Middle east starting to de-escalate? Guess what, we've released a new AI model, with extra general intelligence.
Too much debt? Have you tried responsible spending? No? Raise the debt ceiling and inflate the total money supply, now tie all the money supply to inflated assets and hope that everyone doesnt try to sell and cash out at once, why would they with such lucrative returns?
Believe it not, calls. What else can one do? I'm making generational wealth with my 0dte 148IQ theta cuck thesis plays.
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: "Only CHWY can save me now"
Is not a sentence I thought I would be saying in the big 2026
[+5] u/ath459: send me 1000 so I can pay my mortgage
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Can’t wait for the new iPhone :feetswing:
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: May Allah bless you all with tendies. Amen.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I need to find love while I’m poor. If I get rich I’ll just keep hoeing around.
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Do we continue the rotation and dump shitware back into semigoats?
Coz fuck softshit stocks, hope they go to zero
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists1: # SOFI GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/Guhbigly: Just discovered we can trade future during after hours. Now I can lose money 20/7
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Kind of like people in pornhub videos
[+8] u/AxemanFromMA: Wish me luck for my interview soon. 150% to quota I make 270k a year. Fintech tech sales job
[+8] u/ArcDogRob: what if only passion project is gambling?
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: Puts on aapl, new iphones will be so expensive nobody can afford shit
[+6] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Too red to stay like this. Green on open
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Apple event today. Market loves pumping into the event then absolutely cratering it. Have puts prepared 👌
[+6] u/feverlemonzest: APPLE PUTS FOR THE EVENT, FREE MONEY THANK ME LATER
[+6] u/zestykite: I'm back! Ran up my 250 up to 2000 today. Let's run it up to a milli
[+6] u/Forza__Ferrari: Should we get in RKLB?
[+6] u/Virtual-Material2521: Gold is gonna off like such a rocket tomorrow your tits will pummel your kidneys
[+6] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Please don’t fuck your cat. Just because it’s legal doesn’t make it right.
[+5] u/garvens: RKLB to the mooooooon
[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: What happened to NOK
[+5] u/go0n_acTuaL: So pissed. Paid $13 for a chipotle bowl and it was maybe 3/4 of what I should've gotten ingredients wise
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Poor sleep catching up to me
[+5] u/iamjt: Futes look fucking tentative
[+5] u/Simple-One-6705: Let's go nokia, wish i had the balls to add more to my position earlier
[+5] u/steem99: [Iran attacks US base in Jordan, ships near Hormuz after tankers sunk](https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-attacks-us-base-jordan-ships-near-hormuz-after-tankers-sunk-2026-09-09/)
calls it is
[+5] u/llasar17: just got asked if i wanna go spend 3 weeks in berlin next month for work..... i hate those people!
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Yen about to breach 153. Hope bols get their ber transition surgery soon
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Brent again going over 100$, red days ahead
[+5] u/LegalRecord3431: BESSENT: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US