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[+19] u/Bokehmon_: Dude everything went shit after that gorilla died
[+18] u/Bokehmon_: Just put the fries in my ass bro
[+14] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: What are your moves tomorrow?
[+14] u/Frosty1397: 4-day trading week
feelsbadman
[+11] u/thatdude845: Freak the fuck out and panic sell.
It’s fucking over.
[+11] u/SpiderWil: institutions already made a list of stocks they're gonna dump, all of it
[+11] u/looool_k_libtard: Go to college, get degrees, apply to jobs that match your skill set and get a nice house for your family with affordable childcare
Best I can do is least affordable housing market ever with AI taking all your jobs and daycare is $2000+ a month.
[+10] u/CJBlueNorther: It's actually insane how much more hate 🥭 got in his first term then he does now.
Even though he's been 1000x worse this time around.
Wtf changed?
[+10] u/andytobbles: Yall are SUPER convinced warsh is about to hike lmao. Yall don’t trust a single thing Trump says but all of the sudden you trust his puppet?? I’ll believe that mf hikes when he ACTUALLY votes to hike.
[+9] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Tomorrow is TACO Tuesday guys. 🌮💯🫡
[+9] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Massive dump tomorrow (I ate Taylor farms brand lettuce)
[+9] u/Apple2o: I, Jensen Huang, would like to congratulate openAI on ~~purchasing billions worth of our product.~~ AGI
[+9] u/CharacterSell4054: All this talk about cattle shortage. Just walked into my local bar last night and immediately spotted several cows.
[+8] u/No_Presentation9490: i asked claude about united states no-fault divorces initiated by women rates in 2026 and it started lecturing me about alt right talking points
[+7] u/progamerboss52: >Nvidia's Jensen Huang says 'AGI has arrived' and congratulates OpenAI
>Sam Altman says AGI has become a pointless term
Ah the circlejerk continues
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: WHERE IS MY FUCKING DOPAMINE HIT OPEN THE DOORS
[+7] u/Ciospi: Full port LRCX calls
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: Yahoo gated their fantasy football api access this year
Bunch of pussies
[+7] u/robertbaah: Thank God the Casino opens again.
[+6] u/b3rkolas: My life has meaning again cant wait for the futes futing
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine holding options that expire tomorrow
[+6] u/GurHot8359: 7/11 was a convenience store
[+6] u/zorna0: Americans Without College Degrees Are Having One of the Best Job Markets in Years [https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/americans-without-college-degrees-are-having-one-of-the-best-job-markets-in-years-5f37d00e](https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/americans-without-college-degrees-are-having-one-of-the-best-job-markets-in-years-5f37d00e)
AMERICA IS BACK BABY
[+6] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: Rich dad poor dad like a billion in debt
[+6] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Mu to 1100 before eow
[+6] u/domaxelross: I want to see a rate hike just to see his tantrum 5 minutes later 🍿
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: WSB is MM propaganda to get retail to buy more
[+6] u/ah-98-2014: Is it smart to buy ORCL $200 Calls expiring next week for 120k? (Asking for financial advice)
[+5] u/FleasBootyWhole: Moves tomorrow: bankruptcy
[+5] u/poopyplayer69: :money: :money: :money:
[+5] u/Warren301: Mu and SPX calls sll
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: # What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, September 8, 2026
Continue to lose 5,500 in the shitty casino, on crash, where the cash out button is fucked.
Just like normal.
[+5] u/bong_fu_tzu: They're gonna pay off the US debt with a single share of htz after this flating
[+5] u/FuckleUp: 37 reasons market should tank tomorrow.
Calls
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Time to pump quantum stonks again
[+5] u/holymolyratio: all i know is im either rich or broke at market open
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Mango's truth social has more ai slop than my insta feed. Imagine paying 100k for that.
[+5] u/TreGet234: The great rate hike of september 2026 followed by the great rate cut of october 2026.
[+5] u/need20goodmen: In a few hours an Alaskan eskimo is about to place a sell order for QQQ. Beartards going to celebrate. Then a farmer in North Dakota buys 2 shares then bulltards rejoice.
Back and forth till real market opens
[+5] u/andytobbles: Yen dropping off a cliff, 10Y about to double top, this markets about to fucking rip and WSB is about to be PISSED LMAO
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Any time is Taco Time.
[+5] u/Villi187: Micron getting the juice, squeeze that shit and make me some korean lemonade!
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Bears about to comment Black Tuesday, after saying black monday the past 8 weeks
[+13] u/31andnotdone: I used to be happy and now I eat random protein in between a bell pepper for health and pretend it tastes better than bread
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #My move tomorrow is to get rich or die trying LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Utilize3372: Pitbulls really are a shit breed of a dog. That baby seal did nothing wrong.
[+9] u/TheWokenessInjector: Aging is fun. The hair from my head is now slowly transferring to my asshole.
[+8] u/D1finalboss: Chat is boldly bullish can mean only one thing
[+8] u/ithastogoupfromhere: will buy JPM calls tomorrow
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I predict that most of you will lose money tomorrow LMAO🤌🔮🧙♂️
[+7] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Futures still closed??
[+7] u/Onnimation: I remember this chat used to provide useful information... now it's mostly people dissing bulls or bears
[+6] u/Impossible_Judge207: First time in my life I’ve seen a white guy digging through the trash, I’m full porting spy puts tomorrow
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: BREAKING: The Trump administration has sent a new peace proposal to Iran through mediators, per a senior source in Tehran to RT.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: you ever join random *are we dating the same guy?* groups and comment anonymously on posts where girls post their man
"i'm 7 months pregnant with his baby!! he said he was single"
[+6] u/yolotew: Unless is -1% or 1+% it is not a move
[+6] u/cryptopolymath: 🇨🇦 living rent free in 🥭’s head.
[+6] u/ez399017: What’s the news from Nasdaqistan?
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: AGI has not been achieved
[+6] u/lipmanz: Swiss cheese and French Fries your days are numbered
[+6] u/Utilize3372: For $20 it'll be whatever you want it to be
[+5] u/SWIM707: Memory should be up big tomorrow i feel
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: Don't be mad at me, but there's a very real possibility, given the recent natural disasters coupled with current geopolitical bullshit, that it's the end of the world.
[+5] u/ordep_caetano: hello. just arrived from future. gay bears win.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Drake can literally have any woman he wants and he still sticks with the good ole goth girls lmao 😏🧛♀️
[+5] u/yolotew: NEW ZOOM CFO IS JEFFREY EPSTEIN GET READY FOR SOME NICE NEW BACKGROUNDS FOR YOUR MEETINGS STRAIGHT FROM ST. JAMES ISLAND 😂
[+5] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Anyone one wanna bet SPCX goes over $160 this week?
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: #IMAGINE WORKING ON LABOR DAY LMAO 😂
[+5] u/aftherith: Flat open plus 3 days of theta vibes
[+5] u/silicon_replacement: Develope the mentality to embrace volatility
[+5] u/Larkalis: Watch we pump tomorrow despite all the negative news over the weekend
[+5] u/Enlighten_YourMind: She’s literally bathing in penises right now 🍆
[+13] u/RichSpecific4490: If anyone produces AGI it sure as fuckin hell won’t be OpenAI
[+11] u/SpaceXLord: Love what Uber is going through. They promised clean, shared autonomous transportation. Greed converted their mission to glorified rickshaws.
Now they’re getting disrupted by actual autonomous vehicles.
Surge price this, mfer.
[+11] u/ITeachYourKidz: Labor = Day, Mango = Cray, Mods = Gay
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: All Nike needs is Sidney Sweeney’s big fat tits and the stock would go up 18%
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: 9/11 CPI report
No way we don’t go green that day
🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+10] u/sloanemonroe: Dude commented on TikTok that the economy is best it’s ever been under orange guy. I asked him how he feels about diesel being at record highs. His reply was, “it’s not that high. Even a bag of chips is $7.” So there you go.
[+10] u/millerlit: MU is the September play going into earnings. Probably see 15-20% upside
[+10] u/VTI4LYFE69: The average networth in here is debt
[+10] u/Ble_h: Selling is for pussies. I never sell. I let that shit go to zero. They can liquidate me. Fuck em
[+10] u/pvrzixal: tell me you’re just starting trading without telling me bud
[+9] u/mirageticket: I've been studying day trading every day for 2 months. I know how to do it now. Subscribe for 79.99/mo
[+9] u/DRCAG3SUN: AGI will never replace strippers
[+9] u/RooneyToons_10: 43 minutes until I watch charts like a tweaker
[+8] u/Katieblahblahbloo: I’ve never seen it 50/50 in here, we are getting theta fucked aren’t we
[+8] u/mangled_degenerate: Bers are the type of fellows that goon to the idea of being the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: The first million is the hardest
[+7] u/Full_Cash6140: why do futures keep selling off? this shit is so fucking gay
[+7] u/ThaddeusJP: ###He's not doing it for himself. He's doing it for America*
*America is the name he has for his bank account
[+7] u/imsolost3090: FUTES ARE FADING FUTES ARE FADING 🚨🚨🚨🟥🟥🟥
[+7] u/HaveAKlondike: Only reason markets are going to dump is because Japan said the N word
[+7] u/Unusual-Lie8889: He tweeted that oil prices will drop. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[+6] u/twostroke1: Literally won’t be able to sleep tonight over the excitement of saying “LMAO BEARS” tomorrow in here.
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I just evacuated all the air from my bowels into my *kitchen* 💨
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: Oof another fake dump to get bears to lose what little money they still have, the cycle is so obvious but people keep falling for it smh
[+6] u/Fantastic_Barbie: my parents gave me tism but forgot the nepo 😔
[+6] u/tellit11: Once went on a date with a woman who drank no water.
It had to have sugar in some shape or form. I inquired deeply and she assured me she could not remember the last time she consciously had just water.
[+6] u/Odd-Cake-7950: Black Tuesday … calling it now
[+6] u/Icommandyou: On paper Tik tok is banned in USA, Congress passed the law, President signed it, the Supreme Court said it’s legit. And nobody cared anyway
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: Bears posting for past 5 years, waiting for the eventual crash but so sensitive when they're continuously wrong. 🍟 👉 🛍️
[+6] u/ThatOtherGuy254: I am actually enjoying the markets being closed. I can't lose money that way.
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Elizabeth Holmes looks so fucking crazy. Thought it was a trailer for a horror movie
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I just learned you can add tons of veggies onto the baconator for no extra charge
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: The ones falling for futes rn are the same ones falling for ladyboys in thailand
[+5] u/mirageticket: Hey everyone I just thought of nothing
[+5] u/Hefty_Intention_8586: life so boring when I cant watch my portfolio
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Buttcoin to 70k this weeks grab those puts cheap
[+5] u/arigatomyninjas: With AGI being released I can finally invest in
legal zoom.com
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Worried about the fertility rates?
Bring me all the big booty latinas!
[+5] u/curling_rocks: if we had AGI why is my boss forcing me to go to work tomorrow
[+5] u/Bright-Cake9338: Futes tanking = calls printing by open :dance:
[+5] u/tommyboy441: I need GOOGL to $400 this week or else I’m going to have to auction off my testicles
[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Og's know the market loves wasting time and will only open flat after a 3 day close
[+5] u/Bright-Cake9338: AGI will have to please my women better to justify its price valuation :belt:
[+5] u/After_Stop_7252: This is gonna be a blood bath lol
[+5] u/Bright-Cake9338: Do we have any genuine news other than a fake peace deal, AGI and a crashed plane that’s all priced in already
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: grab em by the hormussy
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: [u/bearhunter429](u/bearhunter429) is the Lindsay Clancy of traders
Only kills the little predictions, never the big ones and always gets away with it… just as he predicted 🤌🤌
[+5] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: The last 5 years stocks red day after Labor Day. With the rally on Friday, I wouldn’t be surprised if MMs tank Tuesday and trap all the short dated call options to collect the premiums
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: Robinhood slow dump begin in 40 minutes
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: 2027: iran and oman have put a permanent toll on the strait, raising price of oil forever by that amount.
Mango claims victory 🤡
[+5] u/Godselah: Calls on BE market open, sell by Wednesday
[+5] u/welrope: Michael Burry is a bulls savior
[+5] u/RelentlessPutz: Ive already cashed in 2 401ks working on my 3rd.. who says you gotta wait till you're on deaths bed
[+5] u/dweeegs: I’m so bullish ahhhhhhhhhh
[+5] u/Footsoldier420: That's why all 401ks are linked to it. The market will never go down
[+5] u/Footsoldier420: The market will never go down because of the millions of enslaved wendy employee's 401ks and endless federal reserve money printing. We will never drop 50%again
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Mango diaper full levels on domp
[+8] u/skymagic: first NFL game is on a *Wednesday?!* is that even *legal???* 🤔
[+7] u/cashflow_: Can’t chat I’m sizemaxing my pp
[+6] u/Atlantis_Island: Anyone just think about how you're going to die and get really weirded out?
[+6] u/Invest_and_ballout: Anyone resigning from their job tomorrow
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🥭 says gas will go to $2 a gallon after he wins the war but we're not at war at the same time. 🤌
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: I'd like to hear more about these $2200 micron price targets. Because I'll quit my job if it actually reaches that.
[+6] u/hb2xdr: Mu 1052
This is crazy
[+5] u/diefy7321: Imagine measuring ur peen using sticks of butter lmfaoooo
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Fine, I'll buy pootz 😡
[+5] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Oh? He says gas will be under $2 a gallon lol
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: i lose as bol
i lose as ber
what animal can make me some money?
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: got laid 4 nights in a row with the wife; puts tomorrow since something is off
[+5] u/darkspherei: spy down .13% wsb "we mooning"
[+5] u/rajbsn: I truly hope this MU after hours run is not fake. I need this run for couple of days!! 🙏
[+5] u/stochastic-vol: Guess who sold covered calls on SKHY last week…
[+5] u/NepNepu: Wtf we are soaring rip bers
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: I’m gonna warn y’all again. JPY strengthened to its highest levels since February. Expect yen carry trade margin calls at open and bond yields to spike since they sold treasuries to strengthen their currency. With oil rising, I think the 10 year yield will be in the 4.85 range. Dump coming at open tomorrow and I’m a bull lol
[+5] u/aurorasavm: C'mon. Just go full green so I can justify ditching work tomorrow. fck those lazy btches
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Yo tengo insider info
[+5] u/LoL_Journal: chat we pumping MCD in 3 hours
i repeat:
# MCD IN 3 HOURS
[+5] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Red week but they pumpin’ hard on 9/11.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Let’s see how AAPL reacts this week with the new product announcements on Weds
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: My life is so fucked up, I have no doubt I could write a best-selling autobiography. It would appeal to those who get off on loss porn, I suppose
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: Whole market can fuck off as long as sndk hits 2k
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: Risk tolerance is high, conequences tolerance is low.
[+5] u/deadinsideNYC: TESLA, Bloom Energy, Valero, MU, Intel
BE cause Nancy Pelosi doesnt miss.
[+5] u/ahopye: Yeah but there's new suckers being born every day
[+13] u/znightmaree: “Why are semis up???” BECAUSE THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOWN LMAO :kek:
[+12] u/Smooth_Tomato3586: is memory going to keep mooning???
[+10] u/jraiv420: Second leg of memory Bol run under way
[+10] u/guccioli: Mu bulls- do not sell, hodl until 1549. Bank of America guaranteed 1550 so you just gotta sell right before then
[+8] u/Otherwise_Ad9097: SNDK will make or break me
[+8] u/RJ5R: China is putting data centers underwater
= unlimited cooling
[+7] u/Snowman33001: LOL some people still think AI is a bubble.
Meanwhile their wife is in a relationship with an LLM and about to leave them for it.
[+7] u/half-coldhalf-hot: When will they do a stock split on houses
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: On a date, snuck to the bathroom to get updates. How are the futes looking boys?
[+7] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: This sub is the largest gathering of chads on the internet
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys had all weekend to spam emojis
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: kinda funny u can say "im sick of this guy" and literally every one knows exactly who you're talking about
pretty impressive tbh
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: BREAKING NEWS: Trump signs executive order renaming the phrase adult diapers to “regular underwear”. All literature referencing the “fake” term adult diapers must be reprinted within 24 hours
[+6] u/gazilionar: Sndk going to have another 10% day
[+6] u/znightmaree: Looks like the real memorytards were the ones who had two months to buy and didn’t lmao
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists1: # APLD GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: KOSPI finally breaking 7000 might be the start of a new memory rally
[+6] u/Bcider: As a grown man it’s embarrassing to admit this but the other night I got so high I shit my pants. Not like just a little shart, but a full on formed log that got mashed into my pants like a baby does in his diaper. It felt like it was happening in slow motion and there was nothing I could do to stop it.
[+6] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Commit a felony like I did, never have to deal with it again.
[+5] u/0DTEKing: Taco Just renamed “French Fries to American Fries “
Put those “American Fries in the bag”
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Everytime I open an option instant -20% without fail
[+5] u/wattap: TECH BEARS LMAO
MACRO BEARS LMAO
OIL BULLS LMAO (SOON)
TREASURY BEARS LMAO (SOON)
CASH GANG LMAO
[+5] u/WantonCateran: I blocked bearhunter. Tell me that I am wrong...
[+5] u/Axwe8: Chat I told you it's so JOEVER 🤡
https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/8GHmxnvffd
[+5] u/dolhingod7777: My body is ready for the Welfare State.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Owl-8107: Don't worry people your fix is almost here
[+5] u/znightmaree: Make sure to triple down on your memory shorts retards lmao
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Oracle is too strong $220 after ER
[+5] u/sonofalando: Should dementia be a disqualifier for holding office?
[+5] u/niwmo: That seems low. I say 550 since we are just throwing numbers around.
[+8] u/Get_dat_money: You know what, I'm gunna call in sick and go golfing tomorrow. Four day weekend.
Fuckem
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Be honest who is touching themselves
[+6] u/zlordbeats: just opened spx futes gold futes and 🌽
**someone please explain why all three charts are literally doing the same shit**
**hell they all look the same with different prices**
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: This is the bottom.
Only up from here.
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Told you dumb fucks to buy semis and yall were worried about chasing bitchcoin😂 too easy man
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: As a bull, this dumps at open unfortunately
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Lmao don't even know what to say other than, bears get belt to ass yet again
[+6] u/itsgodsposterchild: What youre telling me….is that every single put in my account is fuk?
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: Burry about to be negative on his MU short, negative on his NBIS short, down 50% on LULU and owns a bunch of garbage healthcare stonks. Bers this is your saviour?
[+6] u/Boheed: fuck it, send gas to $37/gallon
[+6] u/ActJolly: # I hereby declare that 🥭 is small pp. I will now be taking questions.
[+6] u/ole_lickadick: whatever you say boss, where my fries at
[+5] u/MartianInvestor: This sub makes me goon to numbers…I’m a shell of a man
[+5] u/Greedy-Relief8420: My parents didn’t tell me I was retarded until age 29
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: I went salmon fishing in Lake Ontario this weekend.
[+5] u/Dectane12345: American fries, when?
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Tech is mooning hard. It's over for puts.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Memory and storage want to rip so bad
[+5] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: # Septembull to Decembull starts now 🐂
[+5] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: # AI rally has just begun, are YOU ready?
[+5] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: #KOSPI rallys close to 2% right now. Bers are liquidated in real time.
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: I'm scared someone hold me
[+5] u/youngneil00: Puts on everything, especially QQQ AMZN and NVDA
[+5] u/warvold7: Sold my MU at 1010. I bought in at 350. Gotta resist the fomo lol
[+5] u/Vlisa: When I’m an AI bagholder and they announce AGI: 🥰
When I’m an AI bagholder and AGI shorts AI because it knows it’s a bubble: 😠
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: ITS NOT GAMBLING
ITS A PREDICTION 👌
[+5] u/082426grateful: Gas again for one of my vehicles. Because 20 bucks doesn’t go as far as it used to.
[+5] u/ProfessorPayne: All in SNDK $2000c expiring Friday thank me later
[+7] u/LOLITSMEDUDEBRO: Even if you guys are all dumb as hell, I hope y’all make money tomorrow…except a couple of you special ones
[+7] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Probably one of the lowest points in my life at 29
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Make QQQ great again
[+7] u/zestykite: gonna be so green tomorrow.
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I hope all the pregnant women enjoyed Labor Day. Now on to the casino.
[+6] u/ElderDwarf: if you arent buying semis you arent AMERICAN
[+6] u/hermeskino715: What's with all these fucking bots posting RIP some person?
Made me look up Jim Cramer and now my NVDA calls are fucked
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Ass Gaping Insurance
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I only have 4 days to lose the same amount that usually takes 5 days. Wish me luck 🫡
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Honestly I think 30% of you probably belong in prison for something or other. Buncha freaks on here. The other 70% probably hasn't left their house in 2 weeks.
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Imagine being a bear and being wrong poor AND ghey
[+5] u/Israel_Azkanbe: I'm here for stocks. I have $2,000 how do I lose it fast?
[+5] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Why is it that when I was regarded with options I was making money and when I do this with some understanding I am losing more?
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Im a bear and I've lost everything. Why the fuck everything keep going up. This shit is parabolic. How is that sustainable? Oh well, going long tomorrow. Joining the bull gang. Rather make money being a regard than a broke genius.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: My only move tomorrow is to repress these gay thoughts 😞
[+5] u/silverbulls8: Oil pumping to $100 this week.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Having markets closed today is a massive bearish signal
[+5] u/Independent_Ad1086: flat futes are worse than red lmao
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Perhaps my risk tolerance is too high
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: AI is now smarter than 95% of the people here.
[+5] u/Background_Smile_426: Ai bears in shambles
[+5] u/Sick0h: Oh hey guys, semis are up again so we should sell literally every single other stock
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Who is old enough to remember freedom fries
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: Bruh I ate too much pasta and now I cant read straight
[+5] u/Traditional_Page_75: I wonder what life would have been like if I didn’t turn the PS5 on when she started tickling me
[+5] u/Tokyo-Dream888: looking like tomorrow might be a bad day to be bearish. yields and oil creeping lower and ES is looking good holding above a flattening vwap and NQ also looking good probably lifted by optimism for Goldman conf
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: NEED SPY AT 750 by SEPT 16th
[+11] u/lifetovr: People rally believe agi is here gtfo with that shit
[+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: there are people calculating the profit of their imaginary cybercab fleet
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Micron $1100 EOD, even if it’s a V.
[+6] u/F1No47: I was an AI skeptic. Now I'm like holy shit :|
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: # MEMORY BOOL NOT LOOKING LIKE FOOL
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: *Opens broker app and sees USO and SPY squeezing together..*
Finally. Pure retardium 👨🏾🔬
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Burt from Tremors is a true firearms aficionado. Before making a run for the rocks, he hands the unloaded gun to the whiny Redditor, then checks it again after he takes it away before holstering it. I really liked that little detail in the movie. It shows how seriously he takes firearm safety. A real professional.
[+5] u/wuqiany2: Now oil, gold, stocks are all up? Wtf?
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Do I refuse to sell yet again and watch it go red? Probably.
[+5] u/Options-n-Hookers: The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: could this be the biggest fake out of all time
[+5] u/mousepop321: I’m always like one black swan event away from starting an OF
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: anyone wanna be my friend?
[+5] u/Remarkable_Orchid_68: Iren - please do well
[+5] u/Sad-Rope4399: If crdo doesn’t pump by wednesday afternoon i lose the house
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: There should be calls on big booty latinas
[+5] u/Three_of_a_kind3515: I think I might buy my first USO call tomorrow… I am calling the top.. those of you with puts.. you are welcome.
[+5] u/Stockguygme: Bessent-
**“To Do — Buy Japanese Yen (JPY) $5–10 bil.”**
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: My password is: TeslasRstoopid
[+5] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: many of you would qualify for disability benefits here in canada based on IQ
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I just wanna be called whore breath
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: We’re finally back green all time gents , time to pop out the expensive champagne
[+5] u/captain_casino: That's why she's a 10
[+17] u/HeavyArmsJin: https://preview.redd.it/6i7lbqjyk8oh1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc24abb7312854dc90248d527851c3c8c601507
[+17] u/banana_buddy: I'm moving back home to Canada on Thursday, it's been a wild decade in the US but it's time to leave what has become a shit hole country 🫡
[+12] u/Shijaki: ITT: a buncha regards blaming Korea, as if Koreans were the ones starting a trade war with Canada, launching attacks on Iran, and directing Houthis to blow up oil fields in Saudi Arabia.
\*edited for the dummies like Adrian12094 that read at a third grade level
[+11] u/0xBorisjohnson: Remember when this war started and all the economists and experts said if the situation with the Strait of Hormuz wasn't resolved by the end of May there would be a global economic disaster?
It's September bitches
[+9] u/Plastic-Builder-8951: If goog is red tmr I put a bomb inside my head
[+8] u/Silver-Service-8105: Time for all of you regards to fomo into mu again
[+8] u/0xBorisjohnson: Kospi green for two consecutive days to bait all the Yankee regards into going bullish and now they going to rugpull
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: ok bye everyone from me and my beautiful long hair , I’m not sleeping, just gonna be on TikTok for like 5 hours until I fall asleep
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Smells like bear meat 🐻🍖
[+7] u/Augumentatationate: Computa find me the next micron and nvidia stocks make no mistake
[+7] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: For those that don't have eyes, futures are no longer green.
[+6] u/SquirrelFeeling7982: 🥭 is so boring. Lake America…A coin.. fucking Yawn. He need trump accounts for adults. 5k from the tariff refunds only to be used on ODTE. A true chance at the American dream risk free.
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Bye guys, going to bed, make a metric ton of money tomorrow (those are bigger than regular tons)
[+6] u/twat_muncher: SPY is the de_dust2 of the stock market
[+6] u/TimedOutClock: Did I just see a gas rationing headline?? lmfaooooo mango man is cooked these midterms
[+6] u/Neat-Control-311: Watching charts as if I even have any money left
[+6] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: happy for all the bulls that went to bed an hour ago happy thinking futures were green. Us psychos are still awake biting our fingernails.
[+6] u/surmoiFire: dont want to go to bed, dont want to go to work neither
[+6] u/calvin_tam: Seems like bears shorting is indirectly holding up this market
[+6] u/unorganizedstoner: I think we’re eating tomorrow on $nvda
[+6] u/whitepug: Diesel is nearly 10 dollars in my area :kek:
[+6] u/nothingsusphere: Reminder for those who sold early ‼️ you should have learned your lesson by now and not fomo this ride up, wait for a break
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: We are gonna be in a rude awaking when diesel hits $10 due to TACO's war on the Economy
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: SOXL + 7.5% damn we goin for 20% by tuesday close?
[+5] u/Adrian12094: when is openai releasing joi from blade runner
[+5] u/Dear__Bruce: Fiance crying on the couch because she missed a deadline for work and is stressed and overwhelmed
[+5] u/Competitive-Tomato58: so excited to lose more money on RDDT tomorrow!
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Memory bols went to sleep dreaming of lambos but will wake up contemplating a used Kia
[+5] u/superhappykid: Holy shit so this is what a rugpull looks like.
[+5] u/SniXSniPe: How does my bug with near max stats lose to a shitter 😭
Casino is R I G G E D
[+5] u/DwigtSchrute1: Last i checked Nikkei was green af lmao
[+5] u/Sure-Photograph2770: Hahaha you can’t say Israel?
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: 3.5hrs into a Boondocks marathon
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Wow. Nothing from magoo yet?
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: At this rate we could fake peace deals to get new ATH's and zero red days forever.
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # FUTES PUUUUUUUMPIN
[+5] u/skychief99: The SPR is at a 44 year low with less than 40% of its capacity remaining and it's still being tapped. Plus they can't use all of it, and the base oil near the bottom can't be pumped out. So, its really like 25% of the remaining reserves are available. So, figure about a month.
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Hell is coming at market open.
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Hope this pump lasts at open, I m leveraged in semis to the tits.
[+5] u/rickyrose: Killed too much cattle
[+5] u/Warren_Buffetts_Alt: Get hard then use a straight edge
[+12] u/LarryStink: Well after 24 hours of labor for the wife and 48 hours without sleep im a father.
[+9] u/Jdom666: why does gasoline smell so good tho
[+6] u/bullrfuk: I miss the days when people used to think W Bush is the dumbest president ever LMAO🤌
[+6] u/CarpenterSubject8491: Only place gas is $2 is Taco Bell
[+6] u/NeighborlyNecrophile: I have been unemployed and unemployable since 2018. Covid was nice because I could blame it on covid, but now I have to tell people I am retired instead. (no, I am not looking for employment)
[+6] u/fun_anxiety146: Schizophrenia is a crazy illness isn’t it
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Oil shrekking again
I was promised taco Tuesday. Where are my fucking tacos?
[+5] u/Glittering_Dig3798: The true unemployment rate is ridiculously higher than the official number
[+5] u/LeftHandSuzuki4: I’m so fucking scared
[+5] u/HotNeedleworker8217: Is San disk an Indian company? - sandeep
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Is the AGI in the room with us right now Jensen
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: mr kospi i never doubted you. stunt on these hoes
[+5] u/Annual_Cap_6107: I am the new and improved leopold
[+5] u/jsgdjksfhkjdshf: yolo memory calls at the open
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Redditors the type of people who stand up at the terminal gate before their zone is called
[+5] u/Striking_Mountain_34: What are we doing tomorrow friend? Why everything is up
[+5] u/Cav829: Some days I look back on the biggest meme investment I ever made that keeps losing me money every year and wish it weren’t dragging down my 401.
I mean what kind of psycho would still be buying US bonds?
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: God I will down 20% as soon as the market is open
[+5] u/Midnightruined: Single 9 months wonder if I still cross her mind
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: dont tell them, they will rename them or invade
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Life has never been the same since 2 girls 1 cup LMAO🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/Jdom666: laugh at me all u want bers but i made 10k on calls thursday and friday. watch me fly this week
[+5] u/Greater_daredevil: Yea, calls are the way
[+12] u/oliver2022: SPY would be at 1000 if this orange piece of shit were a bit less retarded
[+10] u/Worried_Quarter469: Price action suggests oil beat OpenAI to AGI
[+9] u/isP1tchhere: I need desperately a fake peace deal
[+8] u/I_am_short_so_long: Apparently, I have been running a charity portfolio for hedge funds.
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: **Oil prices rise to 6-week high after Iran and U.S. trade blows, Saudi Aramco facilities reportedly hit**
[+8] u/DryCaterpillar1532: I give it one week before Trump starts blaming Biden for starting the war in Iran and that he had nothing to do with it this whole time
[+8] u/I_am_short_so_long: 4 hours ago, bols were talking about bear annihilation, now bears are talking about bols getting fucked and market open will be flat. The September classic.
[+8] u/No_Pressure5505: I may get fired from work today. I'm excited.
[+7] u/Play_Background: i'm tired of winning
[+7] u/jeromewatdoink: oil so strong, not good
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: lmfao NBIS 232 to 221 in the past 2 hours
[+7] u/Full_Muffin7930: Anyone else excited to see just how much of the market was funded with short Yen carry trades tomorrow??
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Tired of this bullshit market getting fucked by 🥭
[+6] u/ajibtunes: If you take all the money owned by the top 1% of U.S. richest and split it evenly among the other 99% of people, each person would get roughly $419,000.
[+6] u/Madsen13140: Imagine living in a dystopian society where the true world leaders are multibillionaire psychos on ketamine, while political leaders are just there to post AI memes to distract the plebs. Oh wait.....
[+6] u/ArcDogRob: # “We cannot get out. We cannot get out… We cannot get out. The end comes, and then drums, drums in the deep… they are coming.’
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: mango was mad asf that the numbers didn’t pump market last week lol, he’s gonna scam pump this shit some how because barron got liquidated on the long he placed last friday
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: LOL KOSPI going from big green to red. Classic.
[+5] u/steem99: in 27 minutes the whole world explodes
[+5] u/steem99: back to 4.8 on the 10y
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: bond yields will eventually skyrocket and the stock market will crash. The only question is when
[+5] u/Majestic-Bass6772: Akinator is the true AGI
[+5] u/Haikoe: Gas prices don’t matter until they do
[+5] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: sell it all... today
[+5] u/DependentPangolin818: This sell off is actually depressing, as soon as I near breaking even the Market tells me to F myself.
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: Here comes the reversal
[+5] u/ImpossibleYak2166: Gianna Michaels is GOAT
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: He could be in the process of gooning though
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: bud memory won’t go down at all anymore
[+11] u/dkrich: So the strategy went from releasing new models every few months to just telling everyone we’ve achieved AGI lmao
[+10] u/-sakuranbo: don't open the casino today
[+9] u/Wall-in_Fuckett: fucking raise the rates you pussy i aint scared
[+8] u/IncomingAxofKindness: I'm not one to usually use the term "bussin."
But WTI and Brent are straight *bussin* as the kids would say. No cap 🧢
[+8] u/SirNational258: People need to stop this "fuck the bears" and "fuck the bulls" crap. We're gamblers, and short term it means fuck all. Just play the market and hopefully make money
[+7] u/Fortnait739595958: What happened to Xxxxx? Whole market is red
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: You would think after the 500th lie the world would wake up. You got diesel basically going $6+ and 🥭 saying you'll see gas going below $2 real soon. LMAO. Lets focus on getting gas down .25c before we talking dollars.Full port puts this economy is going to tank. I always forget they always hold this shit up for months before the mega drop. Ya economy is cooked.
[+6] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Go to the MU subreddit if you want to die of cringe
[+6] u/CCCmonster: Perfect storm today…hot hot hormussy, houthis attack Saudi Arabia, Japan Carry Trade margins trigger at open, oil to $100, yields collapse to 5+
It’s gonna sting like a paper cut at open and bleed out like a femoral artery by close
Oh yeah, Canada retaliatory tariffs
[+6] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: And to think that 20+ years ago I used to be afraid when I got detentions/referrals in school. Made it to adulthood and everybody is 10x bigger degens than I’d ever imagined.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Sir, it is a requirement 💀
[+5] u/DeshawnLive_: Reminder we all waited 3 days for this 🥲
[+5] u/Fortnait739595958: Port looks red, but my car has the tank full and oil is rising, can I trade the gas in my car?
[+5] u/lococommotion: Goddayum that’s red. Going back to sleep
[+5] u/TYC888: not looking good. what else is there to TACO.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I'm not planning to buy much this month, so it's probably going to be a massive rally
[+5] u/canxkoz: Tomorrow is a green day. Most whales on hyperliquid has opened longs within the past 18 hours. I think there will be another peace agreement with Iran
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: Futes are real and straight
[+5] u/era_2000: I’ll take a hit of what ur having
[+5] u/Pantheon-Capital: This won't end well.
[+5] u/PhoenixAK777: Guys for the love of God, I am saying it once again, it gonna crash very hard at open, it's obvious, I am the angel sent by God to save your asses
[+5] u/Few_Measurement_5243: did this sub just kick out 700k retards in 3 weeks?
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: Maybe someone did the math.
[+5] u/ActualCSIdiot: Hi AGI, please use your superior intelligence to make me rich
[+5] u/tendiemountain: I'll be at the dumpster so I buy diesel for my truck.
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: Mixed Futes.. all green tomorrow
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Ber the kinda guy that steals your shit and helps you look for it 💀
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: suicide line for bulls
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: I knew it was too good to be true 😭
[+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: They are Subaru owners now
[+8] u/Effective_Tackle_195: Go calls, my Europoor all-world etfs gone from -0.6% to -0.3% in an hour or two
[+8] u/Pitiful-Market8662: It’s not going to go how you think it’ll go
[+8] u/Longjumping-Bonus723: It's insane how hungry this market is. Poverty, war, energy crisis, political issues, layoffs, instabilities. Nothing can pull down the fact that we have 10% of world population being so rich that they are buying all the assets + a spiral of debt and money printing. 💸
As a 🌽 degen I sleep well. In the end the dollar will be inflationary forever and corn is deflationary soon =)
[+7] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Today isn’t going to be pretty
[+7] u/Born_Chocolate9295: diversifying has done nothing but lose me money
[+7] u/StockB0Y: Havong no allies is bullish for Americans
[+6] u/Brief_Introduction78: Ready to lose it all today!
[+6] u/brute-forced: Diesel at ATH, nicely done morons
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: I went to Korea last week and disappointed that they barely can speak English
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: HOLY SHIT WHY R WE SO RED, DID THEY JUST DROP A NUKE? SPY -0.30% IS SO OVER FUCKKKKK
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: if you didn't buy put spreads last Friday eod I don't know what you are even doing here
[+5] u/Basic-Initiative-298: I only goon when my port is down
[+5] u/Bizonistic: Bols are so fucked.
Yes I am one of them
[+5] u/trojanmana: Technical break out on Memory on Friday
[+5] u/hybridoctopus: Nah I’m the guy who’s finishing his drink at the bar while they are calling my name for final boarding.
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: Time to drop oil before the US celebrates
tower day
[+5] u/claytondpark: That was a beautiful overnight bol 🪤
[+5] u/Pereise1: Hedged my oil calls with DRAM calls and they both mooning 👌🏽
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Easiest 0DTE calls day I’ve ever seen
[+5] u/Lx-At: 🦘 ass market, pick a direction