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[+14] u/NotMe357: "Qatar is working with its regional partners and China to resume talks between US and Iran - Foreign Ministry."
Fake Peace-deal going well lol
[+10] u/Baten: Water is wet and bears r gray
[+10] u/Tautol0gic: https://preview.redd.it/tojgkq1yu9oh1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=45faefc54ad9d5d21a00e356b831ad37d3baf0b4
[+9] u/Top_Comparison8597: BOJ raise key interest rate by 0.25pp
[+9] u/Shijaki: META's biggest problem isn't free cash flow or pending lawsuits. It's the fact that by changing its ticker from FB to META, investors are constantly reminded of the utter failure the Metaverse was and that lingering stench gives rise to doubts about its future.
[+8] u/L_E_N_N_O_X: Oil is up big how are any stocks green lol
[+7] u/zlordbeats: gold trades like shit
[+7] u/steem99: Jim Cramer is bald, he has no hair on the top of his head.
[+7] u/BFox1982: I'm dumb, she's a lesbian. I thought I had found the one.
[+7] u/DependentPangolin818: lol, people messaging me saying Warren B made 10k while I was typing. He will never be in his early 20s again, I am richer than Warren B, who cares about having billions at 96
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists1: # OPEN THE CASINO 🎰!!!
[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Nintendo Direct today AND tomorrow. Mega bullish? Mayhaps even bullish enough to get my bags back to green again?
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: oil go back down under 100 bruv
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: When i was winning and kicking ass in the options market my wife was annoyed any time i mentioned anything. Its been over 3 months since ive mentioned anything about stock market to her cause things havent been good at all in my.port and over the weekend we spent some money and she smiled wt me and said "come on baby win big in the stock market hehe". Uh oh shes starting to think this shyt is like automatic, that you buy, win and repeat lol.
[+5] u/GonnaWinSoMuch7: Hey bears, i figured out the memory cycle. When you short it, it goes up. When you go long, it goes down. Cycle confirmed!
[+5] u/Simple-One-6705: So, elon is probably gonna start a new company right, how many years will it take before he IPO's that, then takes over spaceX (and in the meantime spaceX took over tesla)
in other words, when is the next stage of the big ponzi?
[+5] u/504Kris: So I’ve been seeing this a lot lately where I’ll look at this option flow/gamma for SPY options and compare large volume calls/puts and it’s funny that they had an extremely large volume of $760p for 9/11 (sick joke for the elites?) then way more call volume in the coming months. I’ve been tracking this for a while now and the market has been manipulated to follow these from what it seems like. Definitely not any insider trading going on.
[+16] u/TreGet234: Which stock to fullport into for generational poverty?
[+16] u/RichSpecific4490: YOU SHOULD WANT DATA CENTERS IN YOUR HOUSE, WHAT ARE YOU A DUMOCRAT!?
[+15] u/Skilledthunder: MU just waiting for me to jump back in before crashing, i just know it
[+14] u/wowitsme123: Don't open the casino
[+13] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Oh please, I make your monthly salary in a year
[+12] u/PowerSpecialist8700: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+11] u/spaghetticode94: i need to make 100m in one day
[+11] u/Narrow-Use-9217: Bannon strategy of flooding the zone is brilliant. El Mango is so corrupt and the freqiencuy of corrupt acts is high that we have come to ignore what he and his sons do everyday including gerting a bank chartehr approved. We have become too numb.
[+11] u/Locke_____Lamora: It's crazy how we let so many giant fucking losers become some of the richest people in the world. Where are the cool billionaires like Batman or Tony Stark? Pathetic.
[+10] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: QQQ just go back to 747 and quit bitching
[+10] u/joycaptain: Why America's strait still closed?
[+9] u/Unusual-Lie8889: pls dump so i can buy cheap
[+9] u/visionarymind: Market loves crude above $90 🥰
[+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: Qatar begging China to get Iran to resume negotiations with USA. Oil to 120 ez pz.
[+7] u/GurHot8359: if only mango could tweet with the words "peace" and "deal" every 5 minutes, we could have a 10% day
[+7] u/Dry-Judge-9268: Nooo, don’t dump! There is peace deal happening
[+7] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Itll take an investor 5 years to reach just 50k with a port of 15 different stocks. Then some regard still living with their parents can discover options, yolo on a rando stock no one has ever heard of and bag 1 million before losing half of it trying 3x it.
[+7] u/FartPolluter: South Korean grandads wont overextend themselves in this memory melt up because they had to answer three questions before sticking their mortgage on a leveraged SK Hynix ETF
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Who here suffers from a crippling gambling addiction
[+6] u/likamuka: Life's worth livin when the nature's givin
[+6] u/LivelyArid: why do trees have lots of little leaves instead of one big leaf? are trees stupid?
[+6] u/astromouse2024: This guys dumb as hell lol
[+6] u/RichSpecific4490: You can’t be a good person AND a billionaire. A good billionaire does not exist no matter how they present themselves on TV.
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: Anyone else feel like we're going to crater at open
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I guarantee half this sub belongs on small street bets thats why they dont post their positions lmao
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: How does Nike go broke making sweat shop shoes and selling them for hundreds of dollars how do you mess that up
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: I feel like we deserve a small break, and just straight up pump 3% today
[+5] u/No_Top8919: anyone here into money?
[+5] u/outhinking: Holy can oracle blow up today?
[+5] u/No_Top8919: (68 F) looking for portfolio advice
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Free awards to all replies
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Get your shit together SPY
[+5] u/LarryBlink: Does the pre-market have mental issues? Mfo looks bipolar to me
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Please Lord, let her be an eater :pray: :pray:
[+5] u/vermilli21: So what time are we panic selling?
[+16] u/TowelFart: just popped my hemorrhoids back into my asshole
[+14] u/TimedOutClock: Oil is gonna tank the market let's be honest. Mango's also probably gonna do some insane shit to make it worse before posting slop that the straight is open and renamed
[+14] u/Fernyfern7: 🥭 is inside trading for America not himself
[+13] u/chalupabatman2404: $2400 to $3000 for the new iPhone wtf who is paying for that shit
[+13] u/Independent_Ad1086: Amerifats woke up and are buying like regards
[+12] u/derprondo: Spent the weekend at a $600/night resort that attracts mostly families. So not crazy expensive, but a good bellwether for the mid to mid upper half of the k shaped economy. Restaurants at the place are $200-300 for dinner for 4 as well. Anyway place was just as packed as it was last year, maybe more so even. K shaped economy is doing just fine.
[+11] u/Far-Requirement9180: My gym crush today looked at me and smiled. Calls
[+10] u/ITeachYourKidz: Raccoon is the new beef, oil is the new gold, mods are the new gay
[+9] u/MoreOutcome8541: Holy shit it’s like coming downstairs to find coal
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine throwing a wet fart on your commute to work knowing it’s a risky one but you trade 0dtes so you go for it but then you end up shitting yourself
[+9] u/thatdude845: Why do some of you dudes spit everywhere? Doesn’t look alpha. It looks ghey as fuck
[+9] u/I_am_short_so_long: Nancy, my beloved, what is the next big stock your friends told you about?
[+9] u/h8beinsober08: Memory gonna rip ber anus by 10 est 💯
[+8] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Lost 70k+ dollar last 3 months.. Any recommendation to Any good stocks
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Bears are horrible people
[+8] u/thehellboundfratboy: Gonna be a red day. I can feel it in my bones.
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Just stick the watermelon up my ass bro
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Boomers always talk shit about phones but give them an AI slop feed that affirms their beliefs and its like CRACK
[+7] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: holy fuck just open the damn casino already, they made us wait long enough
[+7] u/Careless-Place-170: Imho no, depends on what you like. I dropped Barron's, Bloomberg and a few others because I found it kind of superficial, and mostly read the Economist or the Financial times. Also a head's up so you can avoid these shady websites but there are ways to read these for free (e.g. https://archive.ph/).
[+7] u/LeftBullTesty: First comment and you managed to get 6 downvotes in 3 minutes.
Bullish
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Thank fuck I am not holding MU puts
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: 🎶 wake me up when September ends 🎶
[+6] u/T41NT: “Everyone wants to be the next Michael Burry. Including Michael Burry.”
[+6] u/h8beinsober08: Port up big...might fuck around n deep throat a costco dog today fellas
[+6] u/lococommotion: Can we get another Labor Day please
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Guys, it's so over, I have to take a shit. If I have to take a shit before 8am, then the market is usually red 😔
[+5] u/Venice_LA: I dont like us making fun of the euro poors. We should celebrate their stagnation, it makes our summers in Europe that much cheaper every year.
Keep doing you Europe. We appreciate it
[+5] u/EnginrA: Why is everything so red
[+5] u/EnginrA: Me and Hendrix back by popular demand
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine if SPY hits 780 today
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Time for the random quantum pump. (Soon will be followed by the dump)
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Who is going all in on tqqq if there is another 2022 like crash
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: The lines between trading and gambling are getting so blurred. How can i profit from peoples betting like the Slackers did with opiods?
[+5] u/sabatiel180: What happened to the overnight pump? 🥷 was counting money already, picking out lambos, only to wake up to still eating Ramen.
[+5] u/drazayn99: Bro I am so tired of GOOGL. This is so dogshit
[+5] u/longGERN: I DONT WANT TO WORK AT A DUXKING DESK FOR 8H
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Massive red dildo incoming gas prices gonna sky rocket
[+5] u/MaxEhrlich: Just holding DRAM and SOXX, down like 14% and feeling like this should be a time to just cut my loss on what’s hopefully a green day.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Oil mooning, interest rates climbing, inflation ripping, but at least Nvidia has good guidance!
[+5] u/new_spice_6969: Casino is good for passing time
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+18] u/micheelay: No offence can Israel fuck off
[+9] u/Play_Background: i am bear turned bull, just pump it
[+9] u/aquaticsardonic: Cashier at the liquor store judging me for coming in at 8am, like mf you were here before me
[+6] u/JacoPoopstorius: Stonks only go up ⬆️
[+6] u/guccioli: “Why le Korean sell” while 90% are planning to sell at open
[+6] u/CharacterPublic6538: Dump cancelled? BERS time for y’all to suck more deeks
[+6] u/PatientSpider901: Bers have roast beef curtains.
[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: See you losers at the moon! 🚀 🚀
[+6] u/tldamico: aaaaaannnnndddd... it's gone.
[+6] u/The_Albertino: Thank you ORCL, $5.1 -> 14.35. My biggest bagger ever
[+6] u/CornMonkey-Original: so much big talk over the long weekend. . . now, not so much - bullish.
[+5] u/mostwanted_22: Any view on Clarity Act?
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Damn KOSPI closed red??? It was up like 4% when I went to bed lmao
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: We need less podcastin' and more rod castin'. Go fishing ya'll, catch yourself a bass.
[+5] u/Effective_Tackle_195: If Trump dies, calls or puts?
[+5] u/69Dipsniper: Personality so inspiring every woman I start dating decided to break it off to work on herself.
[+5] u/Les7X: Perfect set up for a big dump at open, then theta the whole day
[+5] u/JackORoses: I'm old enough to remember 4 am today when bers here were certain the world was going to end.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Time to go to work 💪💪🍟
We're gonna run a tight ship at the french fries station today
No soggy fries 😤
[+5] u/Original-Ad-3350: 100% of my net-worth is now in physical cash. $23
[+5] u/znightmaree: This shit is opening by open
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: BIG BESSENT PUMPING THE MARKET FOR NATIONAL SECURITY 🫴🇺🇸🦅
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: Small pump at open with oil future manipulation. Goes straight down at 10 am as oil climbs back up. Theta rest of day.
[+5] u/Fertal78: Such a long weekend with no gambling finally Tuesday arrived
[+5] u/Spy300: >BESSENT: WARSH AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE ON BONDS
>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY
>WARSH: WE NEED A NEW TREASURY FED ACCORD LIKE IN 1951
😮
[+5] u/Augumentatationate: AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINEEEES
[+5] u/grope_da_pope: BYE-BYE, MY MONEYYY!!!!!!
[+5] u/StockB0Y: American stock market acting like Americans absolutely degenerate
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Gf said “Yours is perfect. The big ones hurt too much.” Should I believe her?
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Imagining being a bear and not know the market runs on vibes and everything is already priced in.
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: We are getting more rug pulled? What did the Europoors do yesterday?
[+5] u/doenerboyy: Need oracle at 300 by next friday, pls help
[+5] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Anyone suggesting Keel is a bagholder that should be pointed and laughed at
[+11] u/robot141: The 4 piece chicken deal from KFC
[+9] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: BIG BUTT KOREAN PILATES LADIES
[+8] u/qx2: Cramer says MU is going to $1200, oh we so fucked 😂
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: It's always where V, never how V 😔
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Don’t miss this Shrek
[+7] u/NapNapNapNap: This dump isn’t big enough. Need more dump.
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Nooooo why did you redeem??
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 trying to pump his bag 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: Pay back investors? In this economy?
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Get fukt memory bols.
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bols really THOT LMAO 🤌🍝
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: I guess we really did deserve 9/11
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Diesel prices don’t effect me, my car takes gasoline
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: there will be no V today i think
[+6] u/Jdom666: emo latinas with red hair go crazy
[+6] u/Medical-Lecture-6053: i know the pattern sell off 30 min then we go up for rest of the day it works every time!
[+6] u/scm66: Hate my job. Might touch the HR girl's boobs today.
[+6] u/Extra-Strawberry-702: Congrats dip buyers!
[+6] u/Straight-Annual8687: ATTENTION RETARDS: AGI IS A MARKETING CONSTRUCT, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # VIX CRATERING
# OIL CRATERING
# YIELDS CRATERING
# ALL IN ON EXTREMELY OTM CALLS
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: The problem with living in one of these New England historical towns is that everything's designed before Cars, so the roads are shit, the house is a kind of shit, and the seasonal tourists are shit
[+6] u/Emotional_Ship_7177: SPY ready for another steamy dump
[+6] u/stonksncardboard: Too much precum, can they just hike interest rates, its getting boring
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: My apartment smells of rich monogamy
[+5] u/TheNplus1: And to think the bols waited impatiently 3 days for this…
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: I may be wrong, but I'm not early
https://preview.redd.it/2s96374jxaoh1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11af125db855fe174cbad35e7783c3d02c5c87ea
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: GOOGL trying to do the down for 5 months straight type of record.
[+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: bottom...you're a bottom
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Monke want money back
[+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: YTD SP500 is 12.75% my port is 895%
[+5] u/QuailEquivalent2625: indexes red while memestocks up 10%, checks out
[+5] u/TightLifeguard3293: google can't be kept down
[+5] u/Unpoplar_opinion_bot: The retards in this sub are super emotional over a 0.5% movement
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Wow all the poor people keep whining about the “housing shortage,” but nobody is talking about the real victims: rich people. 😢
San Francisco is facing a devastating mansion shortage as newly minted AI millionaires fight over the few $20M trophy homes available. One poor soul even had to pay $15M for a house listed at $8M. 💔🏚️
Please keep San Francisco’s tech elite in your thoughts during this difficult time, especially when they need to sell their OpenAI/Anthropic stock before it IPOs so they can have a place to live🙏
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: The “V” in “epic V coming” stands for vagene
[+5] u/Bright-Cake9338: SEE YOU BERS AT 770 :belt: :belt: :shrek: :shrek: :shrek:
[+5] u/ididntwantitt: So this is what you guys do huh
[+5] u/hb2xdr: Market makers giving ber hope just to rug later is a vile thing
Im all for it
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: If you bet on ai and lose your job to ai are you unemployed?
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Oh we dumping. Spy -1% kind of day
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Bond market says please jack up interest rates. Bessent says - Please dont lol..
[+5] u/noobgiraffe: Love INTC. Company constantly pumps on AI despite no being a player in the AI space. Because sometime they might be. +500%.
[+5] u/Rusty-Gamer: We gonna pump to 775 easy
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Oil keep going up, my brother
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Average r/wallstreetbets subscriber actually works 80 hours a week (spent on their toilet clicking buttons on robinhood app)
[+5] u/FineFish2101: My portfolio hasnt moved in months how are we making money these days?
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Need a big 3% gap down
[+5] u/lucas199906: NBIS & PLTR Deal here we go. NBIS to 8638$ per Share
[+5] u/DigitalScythious: What do you all think about the new foldable iPhone starting at $2400 up to $3000?
[+5] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Fukn burry and bers 😹😹😹
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: 13 mins until SNDK rug pull! Its obvious, no?
[+5] u/31andnotdone: I don't want to lose money today but I have an obligation at this point.
[+5] u/SaveTheAles: Does any rich family want to adopt a 40 year old fat balding guy?
[+10] u/No_Database748: Nana, where you getting all this money from?
[+8] u/twostroke1: Literally stayed up all night in excitement to comment “LMAO BEARS” today and now I can’t even say it.
So fucking pissed rn.
[+8] u/Vino-Decanto: Market liking this NBIS deal with Palantir
[+7] u/UnattendedBaggage: Just got an email from Donald j Trump so I think we r about to pump
[+7] u/X211499Reddit: When Is 🥭 declaring another victory ??
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Ohh hell...Now Canada is gonna gang up with the EU against us
[+7] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Breaking News: Mango tells Canada to meet him in the field across from the school after the bell.
[+6] u/welrope: Bers downvoting. It the last sign u will see before they disappear and plan another gey attack on their own money
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: God diversification is so lame
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Grown men in an adult chat about stocks and derivatives and can't say the sitting presidents name without being banned for 7 days.
[+6] u/EducationalCicada: Wait a minute, these guys are gambling, not trading...
[+6] u/StophJS: Just want RKLB to have it's day in the sun
[+6] u/AmAz3dME: iphone fold release tomorrow buy apple puts its going to mega underwhelm
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Can it move up just $2, pleasE?
[+6] u/hughsless69: SPY/QQQ fake pump. Dump inc
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Can we speedrun to 769 already
[+6] u/Rnb42069: why the actual fuck is memory ripping like this. Are they selling oil? Are they opening hormuz? stupid senseless garbage market
[+6] u/welrope: https://preview.redd.it/kd3jrf3tdboh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a893011bb86b3b98f1bda7959d7067e84358aea2
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Grown men in an adult chat about stocks and derivatives and can't say the sitting presidents name without being banned for 7 days.
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: The margin call took it all and I can't even say the pres name in this chat or i get banned for 7 days!
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: i am silly for buying puts
[+5] u/SerialStrategist: The stock market has been flat for 84 years
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Fuckass kangaroo market
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: making a speech behind bulletproof glass
only in murica
[+5] u/yanqui_u_x_o: these paper hands were made for sellin, and that's just what they'll do. one of these days these paper hands are gonna port right down to zeroooooo
[+5] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: ADVANCED SHORT DESTROYER
[+5] u/Starkfault: !Banbet RKLB +100% 1w
[+5] u/CMTTrader: *Casino restrooms are for customers only. If you have $0 in your account, you must leave the premises*.
\-Management
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Risked 41k to make 800 dollars
I wish I was joking right now
[+5] u/welrope: My spx calls just went itm and on house money now. Ber r fuk
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: wow just set my moneyt on fire buying puts
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Step 1: Make up some new buzzword to create an undefined goalpost
Step 2: Periodically claim that you've achieved it for the first time ever every few months
Step 3: Euphorically pump every semiconductor stock based on this claim **except your own company apparently thanks Jensen**
[+5] u/ev01ution: lol idiot this morning told everyone to buy intc puts. I hope he bought Vaseline too.
[+5] u/Sick0h: INTC 120 or 130 calls for Friday? Trying to be conservative.
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: Sold some googl calls and gool immediately went up 1% such is my luck. It’s still OTM calls so hopefully it doesn’t go super up tomorrow
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: # whos getting fucked in the ass rn
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: No conviction and switching between calls / puts gets me everytime
[+5] u/yehudz: NBIS I just came so hard
[+5] u/RogueOperator69: Day trading prop firms and options was probably the dumbest thing I've ever done with my life next to going to college lmao. This shit is so rigged.
[+5] u/NecromancyAndFries: I'm ruined! Oh wait market isnt open yet
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Almost every single trading day after labor day was red in the past 30 years. Orangoman has the power to break that curse.
But he will not. He will somehow make it worse.
[+5] u/Present-Fill-3298: Down 10% this year by holding stocks in USD thanks Obama
[+5] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Shrek gonna wreck yo ass
[+5] u/12301923: Ive seen enough NBIS to $400
[+5] u/UnattendedBaggage: I purchased spy calls on market open 😎
[+5] u/Enjzey: and buy the dip they said
[+5] u/LemurLord: how is GOOGL my only shitter. I'm never investing in good companies again
[+5] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: Spy down, port up, thats a bug
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: If you give me $10,000 I will either give you back $20,000 or 0
[+5] u/IRunFast24: I know they say you shouldn't fall in love with a stock and that's good because I hate all mine.
[+5] u/Apple2o: Is the AGI in the room with us right now?
[+13] u/dadugooba: Ah another day where if i slept in or lost internet id be up way more. Always picking my flowers and watering my weeds
[+8] u/Top-Sir-1215: I think a market crash would be more fun than whatever this is
[+7] u/Icommandyou: $10 diesel is very bullish. stations don’t have the capability to display that number so it’s going to be free soon
[+7] u/davidbigham: All semi is pumping .
NVDA be like : best I can do is -1.9%
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: Pretty well documented 🥭 was no where near ground zero on 9/11 and he’s just talking about being lifted out of the rubble today. What the fuck are we doing.
[+6] u/AugustWest701: Gotta love a market that values SPCX the same as TSM
[+6] u/082426grateful: Someone is doing one hell of a job keeping that 10y yield just under 4.8%. Whatever levers are being pulled, they’re pulling it a lot.
[+6] u/Keter_Regretter: for about 30 minutes this morning I had hope that this market would be tradable again
[+6] u/SearchUsual5193: I don't generally believe in chart astrology.
But I'm trying it today.
It says, $SNDK should end at above 1810 today.
[+6] u/TopDesigner6211: Probably a little bit of psychosis too
[+5] u/hellokittyss1: I’ve never met a poor gay person. Maybe puts is the way
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Coreweave ripping with no news, everyone lets fomo in right now
[+5] u/PeachScary413: It.
Always.
V:s.
😤️👌️
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: SPY price action today is fucking ass
[+5] u/Vlisa: You know this pump is real because GOOG is still red
[+5] u/deadinsideNYC: Bloom Energy and Intel. Nancy Pelosi doesnt miss.
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Sold all my INTC at $88, once again proving I belong here.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Today is pump shit stocks day
[+5] u/College_finals: Guys, I’m from the future. CPI and PPI this Thursday and Friday is going to be high but lower than expected. Market rally 3%
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: LET THIS SHIT GO UNDER 700 FOR ONCE
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: If I bought every stock I casually thought “yeah that’s probably gonna go up” I’d be a fuckin trillionaire.
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Here we go with the fake peace deal bs before a weekend open
[+5] u/TheBayHarbrButchr: Calls on Mango diapers
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Lululemon delisted by Easter
[+5] u/Elegant_Complaint_66: IREN still extremely undervalued btw
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: Dank bussy makes your peen sore
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I cannot take this anymore
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: I’m am extremely happy with my choices today.
[+5] u/Aggravating_Map_4890: AMD you fat bitch, finally deciding to go green.
$0.35 gain finally 🫡
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: GOOG be like
IMMMA DIE
AGAIN
[+5] u/bartino84: Choosin Texas is such an ass song
[+5] u/stackcheesesitds: Fucking bail. It's all over. Sell it all.
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: Just done a dump and the first nug shot out into the water like a cannonball and now my ass is soaking wet
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: ok good it is a V. finally
[+5] u/Supertainment: careful bols, mango is speaking
[+5] u/HarHoneyBun: Puts so OTM I would need a natural disaster to cash
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Full porting spcx at 116 will go down as a generational move for me.
[+11] u/Intelligent_Sweet_57: Options died when PDT rules did.
[+10] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Iran has signed a 2 year - $50m deal with the Houston Rockets
[+10] u/Haikoe: I bet 🥭 has lost every game of Risk he ever played
Dudes a fucking idiot unable to forge alliances
[+9] u/IXI_Bman: How can the market chop every singke day and theta the options.... This is a bull run? This market needs to fking collapse this is just ridiculous. Pay the puts out one day. Nobody is falling for these low volume mickey mouse pumps. JFC
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #There is like 14 people left in America that still try to make an honest living. Suckers!!! LMAO🤌
[+8] u/music_is_gud: My calls up 100% today: *Yay* 😊
They are still down 50% overall: 😵😑😞
[+8] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Did Jeff Bezos marry a blow up doll?
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Inflation report on Thursday. Just how cooked will it be
[+7] u/mikebones: bro what is this market
[+7] u/Jeeperg84: Something telling me SPY about to rip up
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: 3 days for this shit
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Lubing up for power hour
[+7] u/No_Current3675: big chicks at work on ozempic gettin all lightheaded n shit
[+7] u/EliteFortnite: been living under a rock? ALGOS???????????????????????????????????
[+6] u/kemar7856: Zelda Ocarina of Time > gta 6
[+6] u/keleloveice: Sold my intc calls way too early fahhh
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: So how do they plan to reveal Mitch has been dead or a potato this whole time? Are they waiting for like another GTA to drop or something? Just sneak it in there. MITCH SUPER SUDDENLY FOUND DEAD REALLY RECENTLY
[+6] u/CurrentAirline9065: This entire thread since June is just adderall'd out people trying to pump their bags
[+6] u/IXI_Bman: Trading in this market is literally imposible. It's all bots pushing prices on literally no volume for months. Everydsy is red,green,red,green,red,green,red,green..... Just fking give it up. This shit will rug pull. Haven't mm's made enough selling dud options everyday lmao
[+6] u/PassableForAWombat: Cloud computing. AKA new capex to dump your infrastructure into.
[+6] u/arigatomyninjas: Get ready to lose 60 seconds in 5k
[+5] u/mikebones: US dip buyers should be studied
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: first time at aldis today, lit af!
[+5] u/Loose_Hornet4126: Nbis is on some stupid shit. Why would I want to buy now while the market dropping and it's not dropping
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Was up $500 this morning, bought some stuff with those gains. Now im break even from this dump and -500 in debt
[+5] u/no-kangarooreborn: I'd like to remind you all that most of WSB voted for this
[+5] u/Crazy-Bug-2267: when everything is down, TSLA & SPCX is up lol
[+5] u/Bravadette: Are people taking AGI seriously again?
Electrolytes in the soil. Now.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Why is NVDA getting pounded for no reason?
[+5] u/drankleanonce: iren up 30% in a week despite abysmal earnings.. i wonder who’s pumping this shit
[+5] u/Deadecigs: Every morning OIL up stock market opens OIL down
[+5] u/Late-Cow-6607: GOOG will never recover, won't they?
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: Give me 0dte advice. Not fake!
[+5] u/Pete26l96: I honestly can't even imagine the pain people who are down 30%+ over their lifetime feel.
I started investing Jan 2025 and pretty much full ported into AMZN, resulting in me being up "only" 30% and everyday I'm pissed i didn't pick anything else.
Meanwhile there are mofos who bought into LULU at $200, Novo Nordisk at $100, TTD at $50, etc. 💀
[+5] u/CustomerSingle3173: SPY 800 3 MONTH DTE LOSERS
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Mango says oil will go down like a rocket "as soon as we win that war, complete the war."
[+5] u/thumpasaurus: if he were trying to speedrun the insolvency of the federal government what would he be doing differently?
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: This is the dumbest fuckn game on the planet bar none. Its like playing slots but after you put your money in someone can just unplug the fucker mid spin 😆
[+5] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Yet another day of regarded price action. This market is truly regarded
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #SPY down 0.3% so naturally every stock has to be down 2-3% at least LMAO🤌⛹️⛹🏾
[+5] u/Commercial_Sound1448: INTC gamma squeeze up to $140?
[+5] u/Micahftww: Why do bears exist? Do you dislike making money?
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Sold a SPY 772 covered call expiring Friday to rob a bull of $200
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: SNDK back at 1800. Woo.
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: I think MU is about to take off.
[+5] u/JJlaim: Cmon MU, just pump another 10% so i can get out and chill.
[+5] u/User299651: How do you muster up the balls to partake in individual stocks or options?
Every time I get extra cash together I just convince myself to buy vti with it.
[+5] u/Icy-Pause8650: it only sells off the second i buy calls, sell at 30% loss and then green candles no selling. how does this happen EVERY FUCKIN DAY
[+5] u/InformalMeal9828: Insane to genuinely think a $300 move on 🌽 premarket will give you any insight
[+11] u/Peeeeech: Risking thousands to make literal pennies
[+7] u/bibbyman06: Not to make anyone jealous or feel bad, but I have been invited to buy into a timeshare. We have a Saturday meeting set at a hotel and there will be a free lunch. Again, not to make anyone feel bad.
[+7] u/PenguinOfB00m: I feel so safe investing in this strong market, grounded in a solid economy, guided by rational politics
[+6] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Spy is going to make me fucking rip my eyes out and make it into a necklace
[+6] u/Obvious_Second_2317: OPENAI is gonna take a hit
It just copied a problem from a mathmatian using codex and told it solved the problem
It has access to all our data 🥀
[+6] u/Felix_Aterni: Sometimes I wonder how I'm down 9%YTD while SPY is up 12%YTD.
Then I remember that I am highly regarded.
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Yep just fuck me right in time for close, out of the nearly $200 trillion gross world product I can’t even turn $30 into a few hundred
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Is this where the line starts?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Vehicle supply crate to block hallways in Battlefield 6 is the best makeshift cover
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Markets acting stupid again
Buying calls
[+5] u/Positive-Ad84: the averege iq here is 10
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: omg more theta....no way
[+5] u/bibbyman06: Not bad for a Monday.
[+5] u/WallStreetRobert: The truth is, I'd like to see steeper falls.
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: MMs are laughing, your options behaviors are causing this nonsense market condition
[+5] u/Ok-Arm125: Officially retiring from this market. This gay boredom will be the death of me
[+5] u/nick8852: Is spy broke? Cause I’m about to be if it don’t start moving back up
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Ok turns out options are cheap for a reason
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: I need to speak with the CEO of SPY.
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: No fucking movement for 3 hours
[+5] u/Low_Bowl5506: RDDT is such an ass stock
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: I wish the Dow goes to zero today.
[+5] u/Boring_Ad7277: buying puts on us open, holding for 5-60minutes and my winrate is over 70% and im up 44k this year only
just love amerifats selling on open every single time
[+5] u/Yottahz: Rates need to be raised. This level of spend is unsustainable and low rates just drive more companies to embrace the AI buildout by taking on huge debt and driving up component prices to new levels. All we are doing is setting the economy up for an epic crash.
[+5] u/ultimate_regard: my ORCL calls were twice as valuable 35 mins ago. fucked me good
[+5] u/Consistent-Paint7860: Applied to my ideal job yesterday evening, rejected this morning. FML!
[+5] u/legible_print: Now that MU is up people are getting off the bus
Stay on the bus!
[+5] u/Ceyenne18: lol!
Entire AI trade is on fire and NVDA is -2%????
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: $MU pick a side cunt
[+16] u/savethechows: # Iranian media reporting explosions heard near my port
[+15] u/hallett21: When you could’ve been learning how to spell wasting
[+13] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Without tariffs or war, we could have had the greatest AI rally ever.
Instead we have this neverending choppy shit
[+11] u/VTI4LYFE69: MFs won't pay $6 for a coffee, but they'll risk $5,000 on a single trade.
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: South Park changing name to South America
Absolute cinema
[+8] u/Level_Counter3062: Government bond yields around the world pumping to ATHs, so thats nice
[+7] u/SlimPerceptions: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: "Explosion sounds heard in Iran's Kharg Island, no official announcement yet" Iran's Mehr News Agency
US attacking during market hours? Inconceivable
[+7] u/CPA-hole: How is oil not $100 yet
[+7] u/bachmchvzw: meta bombed karg island
[+7] u/Kobe_Fan: Still dogshit volume even after a long weekend
[+6] u/Mutanic2: Trump tweet coming in 5. The people paying 100k a month just got their moneys worth
[+6] u/sonofalando: Dementia in chief at it again.
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: Up 54% on the year💸💸
[+6] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: NKE is in a death spiral new 52 week lows every day and they got booted from the S&P100
[+6] u/Personal_Score7793: They are propping this shit up heavy
[+6] u/bachmchvzw: Iran bombed meta in retaliation for Meta bombing karg island
[+6] u/Careful-Weight-702: news trying its best to black out the kharg island explosions until 4pm
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: Fckers I knew it, they took my tendies and gave it to someone else
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: tsla so fn retarded, sales down everywhere, cybercab launch flopped, nhst investigating cybercab but pumps because slovenia fsd
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Nice of 🥭 to bomb Iran after it looked like Bessent might’ve killed oil’s momentum. Hell of a guy.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I just know somebody here bought calls right before and panic sold at the bottom lmao
[+5] u/zestykite: ive seen this before. we will completely reverse this move and close above the price at the start of the drop.
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: Kharg Island renamed to Mango Islet
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: got in at 0.32 for 767c :)
[+5] u/void_fire: These dip buying algos are diabolically out of control
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: Babbbby shark doooo dooo doodooodoo baby shark doo doodoodoodoodoo
[+5] u/Careful-Weight-702: Went to the bathroom and missed that ENTIRE dump. Like wtf
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Spy going to 800 any day now I tell myself laying in bed staring at a red screen
[+5] u/Personal_Score7793: THEY ARE PROPPING THIS SHIT SO HARD
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: Even the pops don't pop right now. We out-ran bond yields and oil and tariffs for as long as we could, but money is money and 4.8% 10-year bonds sure are attractive for people who need guaranteed stable returns (i.e., the multiple trillions of dollars that are sovereign wealth and family funds).
[+5] u/powerboner: The company I work for has earnings Sept 29th. Should I make a DD and leak it? Since inside trading isn’t punishable by law anymoe according to our administration
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: In the US, we have the brightest minds solving all sorts of math and science problems using AI, and the biggest retards running the country.
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: You fucking hedge funds can KYS.
Fucking snake fagg\*ts
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: i made money both when sndk went up today and when it went down. feels good to not be a retarded bear or a retarded bull
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: losses don’t count as long as you don’t open your port
[+5] u/Glass-Pea-1771: why is wallstreetbets so bearish lmao
[+5] u/Key_Yesterday2808: GoPro... just borrowed another $20M from Yorkville, a lender of last resort whose debentures convert into stock at a discount and get sold continuously.
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: No no no NO NO!! We were having such a nice bull market! ☹️
[+5] u/ActualCSIdiot: If Warsh hikes rates, he’s gonna be replaced with AGI
[+5] u/drbigtoe: i am pro microplastic
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Rising rate hike odds are now bullish for debt-riddled AI companies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Anchises1: Holy shit im so glad I sold Netflix for spacex
[+5] u/Old_Veterinarian7830: Can QQQ just gain 6 points in the next 2 hours please
[+5] u/Readonly00: I banked £70 on AMD whoo hoo.. I'm sticking to my goal of actually taking profits instead of just holding onto things a leeetle bit longer to see if they go up more
[+5] u/Trevv901: I'm always slightly impressed when ALL sectors sell off at the exact same time. I mean, who's deciding that shit?
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: When the options I bought are flat it’s another free try
[+12] u/Fine-Pen6423: 50 year mortgages and 15 year car payments.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: In these trying and divisive times, I’m glad we can all agree that >!people who put extra salt on Italian food are fucking psychos.!<
[+6] u/gioadamski: at this point gambling on slots has higher win rate than investing
[+6] u/Public_Ideal84: Not buying calls on shit until 🥭 gets his oil problem under control. Fucking idiot destroying everything
[+6] u/Nice_Block: Man this shit is just gonna scream green tomorrow.
[+5] u/No-Paint-5726: Cant wait to save 10 seconds sending emails and paying for things using ai. Wow. Techhnology worth billions for sending emails and paying for things. AGI has been achieved.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Overwhelmed by insane level of depression
[+5] u/Broad_Front7788: Jensen Huang is going to cause a global great depression
[+5] u/whyshw: We’re barely managing to get by with average interest rates. Can’t imagine how much worse things could get with even a small rate hike
[+5] u/dweeegs: NVDA getting bodied back under $230 is no bueno
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: Call on vix are the only move
[+5] u/Many_Appeal1184: I got whipsawed today, -5k damn
[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: alright what was the tweet
[+5] u/demonhunterking: INTC repeat!!! EOD 110. Tomorrow 125
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: chatgpt was right again this morning when i asked what sector would be booming today
[+5] u/Natarian86: You don't belong here (in a good way)
[+5] u/Itry31: All the companies that loose money pumping today
[+5] u/remilk123: THE MIND OF A BEAR 🐻🧠
Stock is massively green, slightly green, or flat ➡️ manipulated 🤡
Stock is barely down ➡️BULLS FK!!!!🩸🐂💥
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Lol MU just lost its entire gains today
[+5] u/xironically23: Any hope for Nvidia ? I have 230s for tomorrow 🥲
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Makes sense with those Indian hands. Too much butter chicken
[+5] u/Normal-Phase-1252: ever since i got introduced to the stock market my happiness went down without a break
[+5] u/CheapHero91: semis are buy again. Strong buy AMAT and MU
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT FUCKING POS DIE MF
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: Lost it on both puts and calls today.
Badass. 😎
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: It's all garbage holding up the market, about to get rugged
[+5] u/skocznymroczny: Nana wants you to buy INTC
[+5] u/wokeasfuck76: I need a peace deal tweet man
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: If this is the best you fucking bears can do, I'm switching sides. this is pathetic
[+5] u/poletti21: tomorrow market will open and then close later in the evening
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: I be getting a weeks worth of stuff done at work by 1pm on Monday with Claude
What am I supposed to do then
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: Port so red I had to put my phone up my ass
[+5] u/LowWarthog: Blame Canada, with their beady little eyes.
[+5] u/Abe2025: Excuse me, your dropped your phone. *cuts in line*
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: My brain is so fried
[+5] u/mobilefi: Nothing would be sweeter than a giant reversal for the next 30 mins lol
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >Iran’s Fars news agency has reported an explosion being heard in the southern Jask area off the Gulf of Oman and east of the Strait of Hormuz, after reports of earlier explosions heard on Kharg Island.
Seems like maybe he didn't TACO after all, thanks Natalie! Pump any second now!
[+5] u/cornfiakes: If I turn my phone upside down NVDA did great today
[+5] u/Ryu6912: SPY frozen in time for the past couple hours? Move Please?
[+5] u/bear2bebull: MU you’re embarrassing me in front of the SNDK bros 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Samjabr: This has been the gheyest fking market in ages