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[+15] u/RockasaurusRex: This place feels poor now.
[+12] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: AI bubble confirmed, can't even automate daily thread. creation
[+9] u/Fortnait739595958: Chat is stuck at the strait
[+7] u/DepartureAnxious5115: Mods pawned the dashboard for options money lmao
[+7] u/RockasaurusRex: GUYS I FIGURED OUT THE ULTIMATE FREE MONEY CHEAT
1. Keep running up debt for the next generation to pay.
2. Everyone stops having kids.
3. By the time the debt is due no one is left to have to pay.
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: HOLY SHIT THE DOTCOM BUBBLE JUST POPPED
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Old thread is so joever.
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Slop vibe coded widget is dead because wsb doesn’t have money for Claude subscription.
Puts on mem
[+6] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: i am about to go manual so hard
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Mods got margin called and had to sell the chat.
[+19] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Hey they are testing out removing the chat feature.
THANK JESUS
[+18] u/-sakuranbo: finally a daily thread that doesnt turn my phone into a hot potato
[+14] u/Regardium-Leviosa: The people needs oil, my lord
[+14] u/No_Stand5622: Great depression is here WSB Mods can't pay the bills
[+13] u/ismebbb: Daily thread is better without the chat
[+12] u/daddysgirl794: Oil going vertical, rest of the market about to go the opposite direction
[+11] u/Federal-Watch: I met Warsh once, in a Burger King. He was sweating profusely and stammering, saying how “monetary economics has to do with money” while counting out nickels to pay for his whopper. People in the line tried to get him to hurry up but he just shouted “MY DECISION WILL BE DATA DRIVEN!!” 😡. Then lost where he was counting his nickels and had to start over 🙄
[+10] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: The dashboard apparently was oil-powered
[+10] u/LostMallDoll: We're already in WW3 aren't we? China joining will just be a formality atp. Puts on young men.
[+10] u/OSRSkarma: So far i have seen:
1. Multiple people miss the chat feature.
2.Multiple people hate the chat feature.
3.Multiple people like the charts and extra features.
4. Multiple people hate the charts and extra shit and like these blank posts
Never change guys. Never change
[+10] u/Boring_Ad7277: 600AMD calls for september was NOT the play..
[+9] u/likamuka: The crash will be total.
[+9] u/calvin_tam: I like this version better, makes the app less laggy
[+9] u/bubMED: Getting ready for another day at CumCorp
[+9] u/chiswis: thank you for removing the chat feature where nobody reads messages anymore
[+9] u/eudaimonia_dc: Rebooting to the 1995 save file would probably be the best option for the world right now.
[+9] u/TowelFart: tried to make cereal this morning but ran out of milk hope the whole fucking market crashes
[+9] u/Own-Recipe5908: Even mods are trying to save compute money. AI is ded.
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Another morning another crisis
[+8] u/mayorolivia: Thank god they got rid of retarded chat feature
[+8] u/Curious-Bird-8159: SPY yearns for the high oil prices
[+7] u/Every_Recover_1766: Have mods considered using AI
[+7] u/YoDooley: Mods need to use ChatGPT to figure out how to update the real Daily
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Naked from the waist down deep frying chicken legs rn
[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: looks cleaner, let's keep it that way
[+6] u/TreGet234: Warsh caught ripping out flower petals saying to himself "hike, no hike, hike, no hike..."
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: The huns gave up selling oils. Theyre now selling "hydrofacials".
You really can sell a middle age woman anything.
[+6] u/Historical_Monk_8180: let's go back to the stone age.
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Lmao oil was under 90 for like a hour good job 🥭
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Sad I can’t put regarded Pepe react on dumb messages this am
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Today is going to be so green
[+6] u/bluen: Dang zjz vibe coded some trash I guess
[+6] u/Utilize3372: 🍊 is thinking about announcing an official end to the war.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE'S EVER DONE THIS! YUGE!!!!!
[+6] u/financiallythriving: SPY overdue for a -20% day
[+5] u/bertacle: Yesterday was green, so today will be red.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/FartPolluter: iran said they wont stop until after midterms, blue tide incoming, 🥭 said he doesnt care cos hes not running lol
[+5] u/FartPolluter: openai openly admit they hacked hugging face and americans are like "oh wow thats not criminal at all. it is innovation"
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Low vol on the undecided europoor premarket. I guess we pumping hard.
[+5] u/Lonely-Internet-7565: How many laid off people are in this thread?
[+5] u/EuroRichTrader: Only shit countries depend on oil.
Have the balls to build some solar, wind or nuclear or you will be crushed.
[+5] u/Gate2throw: Hey, person that went all in on AVGO calls, how you feeling?
[+5] u/Micronto65bymay: Daily get liquidated for having 0dte
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Cooked data in one hour
[+14] u/daviper87: # This loads way faster and have never used the daily charts. Keep it this way
[+13] u/Live-Ad-5433: Why did biden do this
[+13] u/CPA-hole: Lmao even WSB is going through budget cuts
[+12] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Military wives googling Pattaya rn and not liking what they are seeing
[+12] u/Shijaki: American sailors going to be applying for asylum in Thailand rather than getting back on that ship
[+12] u/I_work_too_much: I have a nice little Labor Day weekend planned where I will doom spiral, binge drink, and pass out face down on the tile floor until 3PM Tuesday and then get fired.
[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: This is better than the new retard board lmao
[+11] u/doortoNarnia: Can someone wake up Bessent he forgot to manipulate the oil again
[+11] u/Deshen87: The war was won 4 months ago, why is oil still going up🤔
[+11] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Analogue chat is better than digital. Keep it this way
[+11] u/WetLumpyDough: S&P is 7600 and you’d think reading this comment section it is at 5000
[+11] u/TipEmpty8429: Tomorrow we will have to fax our comments to the daily chat
[+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Im a ladyboy in thailand, and let me tell you my ass is sore
[+10] u/ApolloX-2: NVDA bought Hugging Face. Fuck my life, these people really can’t this thing not be seen as a bubble.
Why is every fucking AI company desperately trying to get sold? This shit is definitely a bubble.
[+9] u/Live-Ad-5433: Who did the dd on victoria secret, fuck u
[+9] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Did they get rid if the vibecoded chat thing?
[+8] u/Careless-Place-170: GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHAT WIDGET OR GIVE ME DEATH
[+8] u/Independent_Ad1086: I got burned again on MU calls, but will I ever learn my lesson? probably not.
[+8] u/TrumpChildOnahole: I'm sick of being abused by 🥭
[+8] u/LivelyArid: AOC is much prettier than the mango
why don't US'ians just elect her? are they stupid?
[+7] u/KoABori1661: I’m ready for my daily testicular torsion
[+7] u/tzuica_de_mar: Is besent intervening or why is yields down when oil is 92
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Unemployment data out, only u are unemployed, yes you🫵
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: What percentage of the county of Thailand is about to be drunkenly humped?
[+7] u/sa-sa-sa-soma: I made a dumb comment on an IG reel and got 220K+ likes. How do I turn that into money?
[+7] u/anonymous_ghost-1: Very bearish in here today, take that as a good sign.
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: No widget feels naked
[+7] u/hayleybts: Market needs to learn to ignore 🥭 and Oil.
[+6] u/buyhighandcry42069: inflation is better than a recession and way better than a depression. yeah the milk is $10 but you make $200k instead of 100k.
recession my milk is $5 but I have no money
depression my milk is unavailable
[+6] u/Salty-Bar-1975: AVGO has gotten multiple upgrades and it's not even 8am yet
[+6] u/vermilli21: WTF is this garbage? Mods on vacation?
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: First they take away the big Pepe emojis
Now they've taken away the small Pepe emojis
What do we even pay these mods for??
[+6] u/buyhighandcry42069: id jack off Bessent if I got a crack at AOC or hell even Big Mommy Pelosi because of it
[+6] u/drakilian: Wsb posts about VSXY
A week later on earnings: -17%
Timeless classic
[+6] u/hayleybts: TACO this and TACO that. When was the last time it even happened? Regards
[+6] u/Bored_Duck_5889: We are going down today, aren't we?
[+6] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Why would NVDA pay 13 billion for a company with 150million in revenue?
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Spy betta do something today to compensate labor day
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: Oil up and stocks won’t go down, great.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: Citadel's next quarterly revenues going to cross 100 billion dollars.
Retail is truly making them rich at an unprecedented scale
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: My truck's broke and my dog's gay.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Fuck it, we'll do it live!
[+5] u/BigBlackAssEater: i hate when the front page layout changes.
[+5] u/gomper: Paul Ryan on cnbc I had forgotten all about this Eddie Munster looking fuck face
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The dollar is cooked
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: People who believe that the government would be able to run businesses efficiently have never been to the DMV
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: * Vibe coded widget -1
* Battery life +15
[+5] u/peopeopeopeo10: What is this thread format
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: This is better. I prefer old school
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Gold back on the menu
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Everything is nosediving except fucking corn
[+5] u/69Dipsniper: I feel something retarded cooking in that Orange painted head.
[+5] u/Agreeable_Factor_458: Either premarket is a fake out like yesterday or this market is impossible to trust.
[+5] u/remilk123: “We are going manual today” puts on Reddit 👊 🤬
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Oil up, chatbox down
You can't explain that
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: PLTR analyzing your data and predicting your trades before you make them. It’s like minority report for regards.
[+5] u/NotMe357: Today Wash is gonna speak 1 hour before the market open. So get your ass ready!
[+20] u/Axwe8: ####FED Waller - “suggest we are finally seeing some signs of disinflation.”
# TOMATOES UP 20%
# GAS UP 30%
🤡 FED
[+14] u/diefy7321: Thank Jesus the stupid chat app is gone lmfao
[+11] u/stupidber: What is this a daily thread for poors?
[+11] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: welll my puts are dead. lost everything again
[+10] u/pink_ego_box: Bessent-Trump-Warsh put on a show (the Yen intervention, the hiking jokes at Jackson Hole) to make people think they want a strong dollar.
They don't.
Hamiltonian economics that Bessent defends involves restoring real-world industry (think metals, cars, agriculture, pharma, tech hardware *not* software) to build products you can export on the back of a weak currency to level the commercial balance with China.
They'll print the debt away while debasing the currency so that the US becomes an industrial nation again.
That means a steak will soon be $500 and you need to save in gold.
[+10] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Just spoke to my source that’s close to the SPY CEO. 780 by end of next week.
[+10] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: look, ber is fuk, ok?
[+10] u/KnownSkill655: This shit is gonna moon, fk the bers
[+10] u/chainerection: My port finally broke 3 digit
[+9] u/Rich-Badger-7601: 2% drop on the USD/Yen overnight, wonder much this one cost Bessent because that's a big fucking currency intervention
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Gone are the good ol’ days where a jobs report could pump the market
[+9] u/The_Albertino: Need AMD to cure cancer
[+9] u/j_b_1983: If I make $642 today, we all go to Taco Bell tonight!
[+9] u/AerieZealousideal330: Breaking News: With the USS carrier Abraham Lincoln now having been in Thailand for 24 hours, Thai Lady boys are reporting record single day revenue. When asked Mi PP Biggerthanyours says "Business is so good. So very very good. We love American sailors".
[+8] u/Throwaway37620: Who else is failing at work because of a lack of care????
[+8] u/Necessary_Relief_126: You ain’t black if you’re not full porting memory
[+8] u/Hellmale: SPY already started the fuckery
[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Did wsb mods get a bill for all the API calls that useless widget at the top of the thread was using?
[+8] u/Ok_Committee4575: Wives can enjoy profits but can't handle losses
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: Daily reminder that Bessent recommended Warsh (they both worked for Druck) and that the Fed's double mandate of jobs and low inflation is a lie, its real role is to preserve the Boomers' net asset value
[+7] u/31andnotdone: i buy options and in an mmmbop they're gone
[+7] u/PoobliusFlavius: The Jerusalem Post is now running editorials with ideas for how the Pentagon could recruit enough American soldiers to launch a ground invasion of Iran. They want to exploit the crippling debt young Americans are carrying by offering them a chance at forgiveness if they’re willing to go die for Israel in the Persian Gulf.
[https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/2095176196149391418](https://x.com/Villgecrazylady/status/2095176196149391418)
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Halal movement on SPY today
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # LETS
# FUCKING
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: Bers thought stocks would go down lmao
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: I heard shouting from the shower and there's a suction cup mark on the wall I think my wife was doing plumbing
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Pee is stored in the brain 🧠 💯
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: They need to hang this Clancy bitch
[+7] u/APointAndALine: All these bears begging for a dump.
Kill them all. Rise another 1%
[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Diesel ATH is bullish af.
[+6] u/OilBull: Thank god, I hated that chat window shit
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Over 1.8m in the tech sleeve.
I’ve been saying it all week. The US10Y isn’t going to reach 5%.
Warshes speech was hawkish as a bluff to markets to get them to do his rate business for him. It’s just like they say with oil “the cure for high oil prices is high oil prices”. “The cure for high rates is high rates”.
We’ve seen even 4.8 is uncomfortable for the market, and inflation is largely coming down. You can laugh and be like suuure it is buddy all you want, but for this Fed, the data shows it’s coming down. It doesn’t need to drop 1% in quarter, and they don’t want it to.
It was actually a great play by Warsh to talk around “doing what he needs to do” like he was posturing for a hike; when in reality he most likely isn’t.
Watch the hike predictions come down from 67% to like 25% once inflation data comes out, and tech will fucking fly because duration feats will subside.
Don’t listen to me though, what do I know. Only said this on repeat and have been told on repeat the market was ending for good and SPY 300 because Japan.
[+6] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Waller basically just admitted they ain't finna raise rates.
[+6] u/Late_Impression_7168: Inflation is my choice
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: Whenever I get on reddit I realize society is collapsing and life is over
then I get off reddit and go outside and realize everything is fine.
[+6] u/version-two: Gold up, oil up, spy up.. guess we’re really doing it.
[+6] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: Premarket green...you know it's gonna rug
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: The manual daily thread is much better for a loser mobile user like me
[+6] u/bsharma127: Orange, Bessent and Waller need exit liquidity.
[+6] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Likely to hear bloom and ever pure S&P 500 inclusion Friday after hours
[+6] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Bers no crying in casino
[+6] u/Bizonistic: LULULEMON earning today. Let's see how much stuff my wife boyfriend bought her during the last quarter
[+6] u/derprondo: Has the US always been a griftocracy?
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: Crowdstrike with a PE of 5000x really who keeps buying it
[+6] u/Samjabr: Warsh: We should talk less, stop hand holding, and let the markets dictate yields
Rest of the Governors - so, you're saying we should do as many interviews as possible?
[+5] u/L0pat0: I feel like everyone who responds to that flair comment is going to get banned
[+5] u/AggressiveBench7708: Nvidia bought hugging face to crush Anthropic and OpenAI. They will take the employees and advance their own AI very fast.
[+5] u/RockEmSockEmRabi: Puts on the American workforce. 90% of people I interact with on a daily basis are now in India.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Oil +1000%
Spy -0.1%
[+5] u/Late_Impression_7168: Bear trap at open, pump at 10, retracement afterwards, close flat! Gargle my nutz
[+5] u/harryburton420: you guys ready for PLTR 180 today
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: SPY MY PUTS NOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/Independent-Cress382: They want you to forget Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen in nearly 3 months.
[+5] u/Massive_Charity_7198: Fed data days are basically free money. They cook them to reduce probability of rate hikes.
[+5] u/Snoo23417: This idiotic war needs to end. We have enough problems, worldwide.
[+5] u/niwmo: Red premarket means we're ripping. Green premarket also means we're ripping!
[+5] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: Meta released some bs fifth-tier AI product yesterday FYI. That’s why it’s mooning
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Weather is pleasant here in Dallas
[+5] u/KnownSkill655: Spy 770, here we come, don't be dumb, the market is telling you...calls calls calls
[+5] u/Busy-Needleworker523: Today will be so green every bear in existence will be liquidated, just for Black Friday to hit the wire.
[+5] u/j_b_1983: It's either going up or down. Just not sure which.
[+5] u/CoolDog070: Get these beggars out of here
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Guys I’m scared in the casino
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: starting the day with some adderall, oxycontin, black coffee, and several newport mentholated cigarettes. it's a good day to be alive.
[+5] u/Chlo-Motion: Do y'all sometimes feel every trade you make is wrong lmao
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: MU really fell 3% in 2 minutes what the fuck?
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: So my 760 puts for tomorrow's expiry are toast?
[+5] u/Bravadette: My 7DTE's went from -87 to -1%🤤
[+5] u/saintmitchy: Average cost of diesel 3 cents from ATH btw
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Tsla is gonna rip today
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Oil reserves near depleted, including china’s underground reserves.
We’re about to see something that most of us have never experienced. 1973 style!
Time to invade Canada
[+9] u/No_Tie9686: pump dump pump dump pump
[+8] u/VotedOut: The amount of clowns in the 1% investor/trader class that think grifter Elon is a genius and that his companies are worth anywhere near these garbage valuations is wild.
[+8] u/davidbigham: All semi stock are down becoz we cant even run a daily thread in 2026.
[+8] u/davidbigham: Market rotation from my wallet to someone else wallet.
[+8] u/spilledonwhite: So AVGO dumps -6% but they pump all the other mag7 enough to make SPY +0.60% ?
MSFT at all time high with pe 30 and google treading water at pe 17?
The foil hats are right, this shit is fake as fuck.
[+8] u/Peeeeech: “Let’s buy all the unprofitable companies and dump anything making money”
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: MU pls go green 🧎🏽🏳️
[+7] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Drop it all you want bitch I am holding until 0
[+7] u/Spac55: SNOW. Burning cash, pump by Algo
AVGO, big positive cash flow , punished
[+7] u/Haikoe: When I doubt, start blaming foreigners
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: IS EVERYONE ENJOYING THEIR DAILY SERVING OF INFLATION?
[+7] u/TitaniumSand88: My ban is finally over. All I commented was “is rael” and I got banned for 3 months.
[+7] u/night_shredder: When I'm having a bad day I go to the RKLB sub and I feel immediately better
[+7] u/Spy300: >- Do a fake ceasefire
>- Fed holds rates
>- Task forces redefine inflation
>- Send WTI to 150
>- Global Crisis
>- Emergency rate cuts
>This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression
✅️ This is the way.
[+6] u/Thetagang888: $hood getting out of the hood
[+6] u/SirPanic12: The Fed has ZERO credibility anymore. They are manipulating the markets
[+6] u/Haikoe: Build that fucking pipeline and let the Mexicans pay for it. Or some shit, I don’t know anymore
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Ber trap, watch this pump
[+6] u/CanIMarginThat: This is the biggest bull trap i've ever seen on tesla
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Buyers back in complete control, any attempt to sell is being held off. If you’re still in puts like me, then unfortunately it’s over for us. It’s another theta day with a bullish bias from here till 4
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: People apparently think banks have approximately 1 vp each
[+6] u/rand_walking_charts: When market realizes that oil is almost 100$?😂😂😂
[+6] u/1lovemoney777: August jobs report dropping tomorrow
[+6] u/stock_dude9: Dell was worth $422 yesterday morning and it’s worth $508 this morning
[+5] u/Harp-Note: How many of you pervs got liquidated on Victoria's secret? 🤔
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: "July is historically the most bullish month"
"September is always the worst month for returns, and has seen a negative during midterm years for the past 80 years"
Financial news sources are 100% psyop
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: lol why did I buy qqq puts
[+5] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: Buy HPE for Juniper, not the servers. Though the servers too.
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: Lmao. SeptemBEAR they said. SPY gonna hit $900 EOY. Literally nothing affects the market for more than two days because it’s so rigged hahaha
[+5] u/kairepaire: Get it trough your skull: They won't let the market fall before the midterms!
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: Bulltember is happening.
The mfer qqq rips the day after my calls expired. Fukn hell
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: You dont move nvdia like this without big institutions. Their guidance for next year was insane. They’re accumulating. We’re going to get a new high.
[+5] u/mmf0od: Just made 2k on spy calls while taking a dump at work lol
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: On a red day...you worry about losses
On a green day.....you stress about missed opportunities
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: SPY melt up all day pls
[+5] u/SpeedilyStable: $SOXL bulls in shambles, I am one of them
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: The 10am computer warehouse with the algorithms that dump the market every day is days away from getting weapons of mass destruction orange man.
[+5] u/Steak_Itchy: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE PUMPING SURVEILLANCE STATE PALANTIR???
[+5] u/foggydayyz: something big is going to break today
[+5] u/SeesawQuiet5620: just realized that AMD guy doesnt comment anymore lmao
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Way too early in the morning to feel like a failure.
[+5] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: Fuck this market go back to the semi trade
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Damn almost deleted my port by buying 0dte's instead of 1dte. Made 3% but damn near had a heart attack
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: everything is green but I'm still red...wtf
[+5] u/mousepop321: The fuck did the mods do to the daily thread?
[+5] u/SteakEater137: I think the market might actually be broken today.
[+5] u/-IQ200: SPY up, gold up, oil up… someone lying.
[+5] u/PeachScary413: Oil falling - pöhmp eet
Oil going up again - pöööhömp eeet more
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: Uber’s market cap is $158 Billion. Tesla’s market cap increased by $150 billion to a total of $1.5 trilly in about 10 days because of “cyber cab”.
lol
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Let's see what's going on in the world today....
Oh fuck
[+5] u/SupremeTimeline: Im here since 2019 at least.
I swear mods getting gay af and they always had a gay thing anyways… Concerned 😧
[+5] u/0DTEKing: WSB is back to 1986 mode lol
[+5] u/znightmaree: This is pumping on open
[+5] u/Baked_potato123: $HPE: Beat earnings? = Seppuku
[+5] u/mks_csw: why tf is brent almost 100$ again, getting tired of this shi
[+5] u/nemo_hoesss: You can’t hold nothing overnight
[+5] u/retiredalavalathi: What the hell is this daily thread? Is there a way to buy puts on this sub? I foresee a downfall.
[+5] u/taconomtaco: higher jobless claims than forecasted? rate hike probability for september continues to drop eh
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Wishing for a dip so you can enter is the same thing as being a filthy ber
So buy now
[+5] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Seen a handful.
Some do onlyfans lol
[+14] u/liquidtv78: holding these puts to $0 out of spite 🖕
[+13] u/LongHealth: Treasury: We are rigging yields more.
Fed: We are also rigging rates by not hiking into 4% inflation.
10 Year Yield: -0.42%
Yeah this fake yield suppression isn't going to work. Bearish as fuck.
[+13] u/sloanemonroe: Did the treasury just go in debt another trillion dollars so they could buy stocks today?
[+12] u/okbetokbetokbet: completely insane pump off nonexistent volume… really makes u wonder
[+11] u/JoeSimps123: It's insane how much money you could make or lose in a day with 0dte. It really is like giving a monkey a gun
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: Alright what fuck happened? I am not complaining, but goddamn.
[+10] u/Emere59: I'm all in 0dte QQQ puts Let's gooo
[+9] u/Life-Trade-6514: bullshit liquidity sweep
[+9] u/browsk: I’m not even going to try and pretend to know why it’s up today 😂
[+9] u/Blackhawk149: Pure market manipulation
[+9] u/moorhound: Economic historians will use today as an example of how we collectively went retarded in the 2020s
[+9] u/PyloPower: That was a long recession, happy it's over
[+8] u/JudgmentCharming355: WTF is happening, the market totally inversed
[+8] u/Tardigrade_Man: Fuck this fucking market
[+8] u/Kysiz: Bull trap - seen this before
[+8] u/welrope: Some of you don’t understand why fish bite the hook and it shows
[+8] u/Hot-Measurement-119: This SPY pump is insane, like its a meme stock. Going up despite the fact it should be drilling.
[+8] u/liquidtv78: jfc. no reversal in sight. all on no news
[+7] u/RogerPackinrod: Have SPY $771 0DTE calls
Have SPY $765 0DTE puts
Fucker trades sideways at $768 💀
[+7] u/Czyzzle: All stopped calls wiped out by magic
[+7] u/WillTheGreat: Algo reaction is retarded AF. Think about this rationally for a min, algos reacted negatively on a tweet based on keywords that's hawkish for war. Tweet is rationalized as a nothing burger, so the market rallies significantly higher (at least relative to intraday) than before the tweet.
Essentially what was once a non-market moving event had trigger massive short covering because that wick and market noise resulted in some dumb fuck to enter short.
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: "Recent signs of data show improvement on inflation" Are we looking at the same data. 🤔🤔
[+7] u/Rosella2562: Where was all this price action when I had tech calls expiring yesterday? Oh you just realised these are great profitable companies, but yesterday you were dumping them like they were bankrupt? Thanks 😠🙃
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: bro why is everything up?
[+7] u/Theleniel: This kind of verticality of SPY is sweet af for 0DTEs.
[+7] u/Careless-Ad-2400: oil up, pump it
war more, pump it
inflation, pump it
rate hike, hike it
[+7] u/welrope: If u guys could see the tweet coming, u would understand
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: this is the largest intraday move in a month, and oil is up lmao
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: https://preview.redd.it/8la3shrfrbnh1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=d4d2d1bb3a140baab6d597b0e198ae14742b5159
[+6] u/catfromgarfield: bond yield instantly recovered halfway after the buyback?
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: We need to give Leopard another billion dollar or so.. so he can leverage to the titts on some obscure stocks.
[+6] u/Ryu6912: Can we just dump already and get this over with
[+6] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: My sleep today costed me $25k, most expensive so far.
[+6] u/killainvest: And that’s the day friends. Chop from here till close
[+6] u/DH64: I'm so over this choppy bs
[+6] u/Mr_Pongo: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
[+6] u/fredditf: scam wick on truth post
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: these scam 1-millisecond candles should be illegal lmfao
[+6] u/Czyzzle: That call stop loss killing wick followed immediately by SPY surge was obviously corruption
[+6] u/DonkeyDucksMod: Pump was due to them buying those bonds 😂
[+6] u/welrope: Some of you hold ur losers and take profit early. And it shows
[+6] u/Jdom666: i keep selling my calls too early lmao. i’m done tho bros have a good day
[+6] u/chichicha99: I really need to stop this, I make more betting on NHL season than this, its also probably less rigged.
Gaybear destroyed 🐻 🌈 😢
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: omg i am never buying puts ever again, this fucking gay ass fuck market GAYYY
[+6] u/PrematureJack: It would be regarded to go calls now so that’s probably the play
[+6] u/Mew446: This never ending pump has destroyed me
[+6] u/YTLupo: **MARKET MAKERS PAY FOR THEIR COKE WITH YOUR POOOTZ LMAO**
[+6] u/thatsmymayo: What's going on with Bloom? Typical bipolarness?
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Wtf hood popping for
[+5] u/noobgiraffe: SPCX and TSLA must be tho most manipulated companies. SPCX moving in tandem with TSLA on no news relevant to SPCX. Just random +6% day.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Broke even today on HOOD after a year in the red. Never give up 🙌
[+5] u/wtfkeyhole2pro: nobody is mentioning SNOW, congrats to those that have SNOW
[+5] u/WelderConfident1728: QQQ going down puts for next week if you want $$$
[+5] u/internetsoci0path: did I just short the top of DELL? holy
[+5] u/bigfan49: So close to being able to release these BULL bags
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Did someone order a Pampperoni pizza 🍕
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Well everything but mag 7 fucked.
[+5] u/StophJS: Lol @ GOOG actually consolidating here and getting ready to move lower.
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >Former Apollo Global Management CEO Leon Black sued the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee seeking to block two subpoenas issued to him for nondisclosure agreements in connection with its investigation of his ties to notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
This Leon Black character seems connected and like he has inside info, anyone know what his current investment plays are?
[+5] u/rotorylampshade: wtfffffffff was that tick
[+5] u/zhilde: That candle was stop loss hunting we explode up now I hope
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: Now back to your regularly scheduled theta
[+5] u/aupperk24: Lol, ate my stop and ran. manipulation
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: fake dump candle then huge upwards sweep lmfao, fuck this shit
[+5] u/DonCenote: I should sit on my hands
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: straight line 2 dollar pump in 5 minutes lmfao
[+5] u/fuckedupandhungry: Watched my 714 QQQ call go from +100% to -50% to +150%. Thank you MM I’m out for the rest of the day.
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: This market just isn't worth being a ber. Never know when shrek shows up 😂😂
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Buddy, your puts are fucked.
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: I mean this is retarded, right? like I'm looking at retardation in motion
[+5] u/Semiresearch: legitimately, what in the recent tweet is cause for markets to pump? you know what fuck me for asking, I'll just head behind the wendys dumpster, my bad.
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: \>be me
\>buy QQQ Cs
\>immediately go negative
\>sell for break even
\>watch QQQ not stop
\>MFW
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: No one in this administration can be trusted, everything they say is bullshit. Rate hike, rate cuts, hold, nobody knows shit nor can properly forecast.
This is the absolute top of uncertainty and yet we're still trading tweets and rumors and shit and giggles lmao.
[+5] u/WindNo3445: And now that they've trapped call buyers, they'll scam it the other way. What a joke this market has become. Just financial institutions taking every dime from retail.
[+5] u/ChalupaBigFupa: What important person told the media that the economy is doing shitty to cause this pump?
[+5] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: trump lied that Hormuz oil flow is pre war level
[+5] u/thelonewanderer333: Woah! All of the macro problems that ever existed or ever will exist must have been solved!
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Labor Day more like stock value appreciation day
🥁
[+5] u/nimoronic: This momentum is crazy.
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: how funny would that be if now it just fucking DUMPED
[+5] u/Careless-Ad-2400: too big to fail, you are seeing it
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: More like septemkillallber
[+5] u/Mutanic2: SHORT SQUEEZE ON SPY
[+5] u/JoeSimps123: Holding my puts to 0 fuck em
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Puts here will print- says every retarted ber
[+5] u/Own-Run3689: LMAO i havent traded in months and bought 30x SPX 7735 calls like a degen and just made 22k
[+5] u/thegx7: Sometimes, just join in on the fraud
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Good lord I’ve paper handed +20k today
Still up 3k but LOL
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: A little bit ago, I saw someone post "I'm all in on 0DTE QQQ puts"
Ooof 💀
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Oh fuck you’re gonna make me invest
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: >In remarks that seem to contrast with statements last week from Chairman Kevin Warsh, Waller expressed confidence in the current inflation trends.
>While he conceded that inflation is “meaningfully above” the Fed’s 2% target, he noted that recent trends “suggest we are finally seeing some signs of disinflation.”
Is this retard why we are up over 1% today, some real bullshit.
[+5] u/aliasrodriguez: I am sure that if I'd bought BTC yesterday, that shit would've dropped to 45000
[+5] u/Live-Function-3024: I bought back in bitch, it should fall soon
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: We are going tback to 770-771 and jerking off there for the rest of the day, right?
[+5] u/Basic-Initiative-298: So let me get this straight... Spoofing is a felony but institutions can use algorithms to trigger retail stop losses and buy their shares for cheap? The game is rigged.
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Just lay down your money and slide it over.
And I swear, no buls will get hurt... except financially.
Don't take it personally, I just gotta feed my cubs.
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: AVGO gonna turn into AVGONE?
[+5] u/No_Database748: Just put fries the bag bro
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: meta pumping to 650 just so it can sell off back 500 for the 20th time this year
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: 4 minutes until we move unpredictably in some direction and everyone probably gets fucked in some way or another
[+5] u/Impolitecat: i miss spy 0dtes, theres never enough movement anymore
[+5] u/neal_73: My META calls were 75% down.
Just sold them all for 10% profit. I am still in disbelief.
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: AVGO have some respect for yourself holy shit 😂
[+5] u/FrostingOk2692: Gonna need these semis to get back in the green so I can maintain my semi
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my stupid fucking ass dude.
"September is typically a bearish month" my fucking ass. I was balls deep in SPY puts and that shit fucking rallied yesterday and today and fucked me over badly.
If I had just stayed in fucking META/METU I would have been fucking rich.
FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE. I JUST CAN'T FUCKING WIN.
[+5] u/Purple-Cheetah-5691: Fake and gay corrupted ass market just calls everyday is the way it seems like a true degenerate regard
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: I take it from all the calm, reasonable comments below, that everything is well and good in the market.
[+5] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Well fuck you too spy
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Did Jensen mean to say Marvell was the next Billion-dollar company maybe?
LMAO
[+5] u/patmccock86: Rest of the day is just letting go of the rope lmao, hope you all sold the pop
[+5] u/Diguojigood: my current positions: soxl, soxl calls, dell puts, avgo call
[+5] u/Mr_Pongo: cause youre a degenerate gambler.
[+5] u/IncomingAxofKindness: It's empty. We've actually been putting corn syrup in our cars for like 2 months.
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bro wtf I just went to take a shit and shower and came back to my QQQ 0DTE at almost a +1000%
[+12] u/LarsTarkas: ripping my cock off if this shit dumps in the last hour
[+11] u/twostroke1: My boomer coworkers explaining to me at lunch how I should check my retirement portfolio at least once a year.
Me, checking my portfolio for the 12th time since we sat down 7 minutes ago: “ah ya I should probably do that.”
[+11] u/gigilero: can we just have a fucking normal healthy day in the market, my god.
[+10] u/andytobbles: This memory run is about to be insane I think
[+9] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Made money down, made money up.
What a day.
Gonna take the winnings and go for 1dte otm puts on spy and mu, and close the app for a few hours.
[+9] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: OIL ATH
INFLATION ATH
COST OF LIVING ATH
NATIONAL DEBT ATH
STOCKS ATH
PUMP IT!
[+9] u/chandler2020: my heart wants to buy puts here, my mind says time to jerk it
[+8] u/Zotrix: This rugpull is going to be insane 🤣
[+8] u/Iunatic: # PUMPTEMBER
# PUMPTOBER
# PUMPVEMBER
# PUMPCEMBER
# PUMPUARY
# PUMPRUARY
# PUMPARCH
# PUMPRIL
# PUMPAY
# PUMPUNE
# PUMPULY
# PUMPGUST
[+8] u/Evander85: SPY up 1% but the 💩 I own is all red
[+7] u/thatdude845: These fucking healthcare companies and their ai-generated denials bro…
[+7] u/SavorySushi88: This will surely end badly
[+7] u/AwakenedBeast616: Back to the theta pin tricks
Oh well, it was a fun few years trading the market before they realized they make incredible amounts of money crushing all options to nothing
[+7] u/big-baller-47: Birthday + markets ripping. What a day 🤌
[+7] u/Nut_Negative: I hate to be "that gay" but the datacenters will fuck up the bees and result in the end of the world
[+7] u/Poptart_Salad: lol, rate hike odds already down to 50% on FedWatch. Fed is gonna pus out again and do nothing. Warsh is all bark and no bite.
[+7] u/aew2019: “The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.”
No crying in the casino!
[+6] u/doompkrs: if you lost money today you’re retarded
[+6] u/Remigius: What was that pump all aboot
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Listen GOOGL...if TSLA can do 7%, so can you.
[+6] u/SavorySushi88: Out of all the rallies that have ever rallied I’m the least convinced of this rally
[+6] u/United-Dot-2814: Never touching memory stocks again, fucking piece of shit
[+6] u/bossasupernova: Bessent doesn’t have enough money to hold yields down. This market is dumb.
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Whos got the insider info? share please? war over?
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Fuck this bullshit market
[+6] u/artandambition: Holy nonsense, Last year and a half of trading have been pure horseshit, I’d appreciate at least having the illusion of a rational market back please. Investments going brr but can’t trade intraday for my fucking life anymore.
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Should I put all my money on 🥭 gold coins since the dollar is basically toilet paper?
[+6] u/Moaestro: Everything pumping and they you have SNDK, MU and AVGO
[+6] u/mangled_degenerate: Bers are basically American born europoors
[+6] u/BathingApeBape: Fuck it I’m buying QQQ puts here
[+6] u/captain_casino: How the fuck am I supposed to play bug fight now
[+6] u/Borderpotroll: I wake up every morning and drive 30-45 minutes to sit in a freezing cold office and frequently do literally nothing for 8 hours. I’m paid $150k a year. Everyone else runs around like a chicken with their head cut off with the performative busyness. The money is good but I hate my life.
[+6] u/2020isgreat: When inflation is cooling and jobs are strong, Warsh feels that the Fed is at a great advantage and thus he does not hesitate to hold rates.
When inflation lingers and hiring slows, Warsh thinks that the Fed is at a small advantage, and so he holds rates to secure their lead.
When inflation ticks up and unemployment rises, Warsh thinks that the Fed is at a disadvantage, and so he looks to hold rates to regain control of the economy.
When the job market collapses and inflation runs rampant, Warsh thinks that the Fed has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not hold rates.
[+6] u/jyohnyb: Shit is infinitely better without the cancer chat at the top
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: You know it’s bad when you get anxiety from not being in any positions
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: Nutlick, "Data centers don't use water." Lololol
[+6] u/BicycleAggressive312: Spy going barcode mode
[+6] u/_Clit-Commander_: So that’s it then, one Trump lacky Fed member speaks and the market just forget about bond yields?
[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: People are gonna cry about them but the government will just keep pushing forward. BULLISH
[+5] u/NewJuan01: You $767 puts not hitting, give it up 🌈 🐻
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: It's all fake and gay.
[+5] u/Any_Parsley2922: is this the upside-down V?
[+5] u/StonkMommy: Easy money as long as I don't give it back
[+5] u/sabatiel180: Took screenshot and took profit. Account up 66% in one day. 25k grab and I'm out.
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: AVGO still way overpriced, but I get some folks are emotional buyers
[+5] u/New_Ad_1682: This is fun and all but my port needs to gain 4% to reach its ATH and I feel I'm owed that because I own a small business and employ people.
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: Bears holding a rule book screaming dogs can’t play basketball while a golden retriever dunks on them over and over. ☝️🤓📕🐶🏀🗑️
[+5] u/MoleMan199: 0dte 768s for 11 each . Thank me later
[+5] u/ilikemgs: It’s so bad once I win one trade immediately I’m thinking to full port on 0dte lol
[+5] u/i_empathetic: Green days are so much more enjoyable, it's been too long
[+5] u/noobletato: Switched to puts and already up 25%. Now let's see where my greed takes me
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Been bag holding for a month. Finally closed out for a small green.
[+5] u/averagenoodle: Pumped the moment I sold my calls, flatlined the moment I bought back in - can’t make this shit up
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Bers absolutely wrecked LMAO
[+5] u/Honest-Tomatillo1174: Indexes up, Gold up, Oil up, NVDA up - Portfolio down
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: With how fast this market has gained it never really was neccessary to mess with options lol.
Only needed to pick a name in tech and sit. Last year your money nearly doubled.
As for now? Well, lets not forget this is all debt. A single dillution event can and will push any of these stocks down 30%+ in a day.
But if that never happens then everyone just gets to have 2x their money every year 🤷♂️
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: this state of complete technological, political, social and moral dereliction of this thread means we DUMP AF today
[+5] u/dweeegs: Another red open hurray
[+5] u/Vincent_van_Guh: META +5% EOD who says no?
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Can we have shreks again now that we’re old school?
[+5] u/Simple-One-6705: I bought a bunch of GLD calls yestrday, for tomorrow. 409 strike.
Got sweaty, since i've had enuff losses lately, so, adjusted my risk, sold half for a decent profit.
FUCKIN GLD IS RIPPING BABY. not sure if i should be happy or, fuck.
[+5] u/ole_lickadick: My diverse and robust portfolio make up of 80/20 MU and TTWO gets an A+ rating from ai if I argue long enough with it
[+5] u/Cat_From_Jupiter: Me: Buy puts, everything moons to fucking Jupiter
Also me: Buy calls, shit drills to the core of hell
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[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: this is the dump before the real dump
[+5] u/ebitdasga: BULL is mooning because I sold at 8
[+5] u/ElkForsaken6833: MM running a master class in fucking retail
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: We are trading in a market of pis and shit
[+5] u/Mikeyboi337: Post your poots degens
[+5] u/BladeFireQ: My portfolio is going absolutely crazy(+2.5%🥀)
[+5] u/poffa-: Broken board is bullish
[+5] u/chaoticmosaic: PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION SPY
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: looks like money going from chips to bag7
[+5] u/DarkR124: Just grabbed $1K worth of $767p. Shit pumped because 🥭 said stocks go up? Yeah okay bro lol
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Nvda puts were not the play
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: If you close with profit, you are doing it right.
[+11] u/kumako10: I hate options trading but also I need to make back my money I lost options trading by options trading
[+11] u/hb2xdr: I LOVE THE THREAD WITHOUT THE HEADER BS
FINALLY THREAD LOADS FAST AGAIN
WE DO NOT WANT THE HEADER BS
KEEP IT LIKE THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
[+9] u/GiraffeBaron: I sold my puts at a massive loss so it's going to dump, thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Ber relegated back to the cuck chair
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Give it another week and 🥭 will do some more dumb shit to drive oil prices up and crash market
Dude is such a fcking idiot 🤦♂️
[+8] u/Gnargoyles: Whenever you see u/LongHealth on here you for sure know your puts are fucked for at least 2 weeks
[+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: DXY down 1%, SPY up 1%.
One might say they are connected?
Naaaah.
[+7] u/confusedandsmellyman: In the wise words of Aristotle: "idgaf if I make money, I just need bears to lose money "
[+7] u/Fun_Presentation_215: As always, everything is green except photonics and memory
You can easily guess my biggest bags from this statement
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I love how all it takes is for me to place order for 1 call contract for a $2 trillion company's entire option chain price to rise 5%. That's how you know this shit is nothing but scam. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/emergencyexit: Every order I make is the flame on the end of a candle wick
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Bears will look you dead in the eye after the world has collapsed and say "my puts printed 🤑." Glad they're getting slaughtered
[+6] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Congrats to bulls. Today is your day.... Bers....See you tomorrow
[+6] u/OneLongjumping5743: just dump 50k into avgo shares and wait 20 minutes and then you get rent for the month why are people poor are they stupid
[+6] u/foamrollmyback: Sources telling me 🥭 attacking Iran Friday after close. Do as you will.
[+6] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Top is in boys...shake out commences and back to 765 tomorrow pin it
[+6] u/PatientAd9394: Lmfao, they will pump this market no matter what
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: Did they kill the live chat?
[+6] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Either the market is not pricing in a rate hike or the MMs are about to cook us so hard
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Who's betting against the markets for tomorrow.
80% of the times a positive Friday is followed by a bullish Thursday. Hoping for the 20% chance?
[+6] u/uncurious: wtf is happening today.
[+6] u/EnginrA: I guess SeptemBEAR lasted one day
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: HOOD absolutely going to the moon !!!
[+5] u/go-to-the-gym: Imagine not investing in spcx so you could grandstand in front of redditors lmao
[+5] u/vaya00: Is Burry still alive?
[+5] u/Keter_Regretter: guessing any bears who made money in the last two weeks got wiped today
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: hot take - Rihanna is so finer as a MILF than when she was younger. popping out kids made her so curvy, goddamn.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Markets open at 9:30 and finish all their moves by 9:35. Then we flat until 4 pm LMAO🤌⛹️
[+5] u/crazyfool319: Think about how stupid the people on this thread are. Then think if you go out on the street and ask random people what company is worth more $SNDK at $1,500 or $NVDA, $AAPL, $MSFT, etc. 90%+ will say $SNDK because the share price is higher
[+5] u/SnoStrm: A 1 percent green day feels like 15 percent at this point.
[+5] u/BFox1982: Might as well just file for preemptive bankruptcy
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: Just bought $20k in GLD. Gotta hedge
[+5] u/Loud-Box-1333: I might be the only retard that’s been loosing money with calls buy at the top sell at bottom
[+5] u/sharkenleo: She's made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can.
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: Lowkey been less attracted to white women lately but it’s probably just a phase
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Ankylosaurus lowkey one of the most badass dinosaurs out there: fully armored tank and it has a club on the end of its tail that it can swing like a mace
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: this waller dude screwing up my puts is generationally upsetting
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Spy doing jack shit again
[+5] u/Affectionate_Fox5136: I feel just like I did when I lost my virginity: I thought I was the king, but once the panties came off, I was a little boy again. What the fuck is this pump? Does it last longer than 2 minutes?
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: TSLA hitting 400 today after the cyber taxi event
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Remember this morning when bears were cheering the dump from 770 into the 760s and said 750 was on the menu? The only menu they should be concerning themselves with is the Wendy's menu.
I'll take a baconator and some fries. Make sure they're hot when you put them in the bag.
[+5] u/gocrazy_gostupid_: This shit refuses to drop
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: Its going to be red today
[+5] u/Round_Jellyfish9670: Caught the sofi dip. $600 profit, done for the day. AMEN
[+5] u/ath459: Whom else here trying to manifest?
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Will the strait be open in GTA VI?
[+5] u/palindromic: BMW 430i is the most expensive 4 door sedan with zero driving excitement you can buy.
[+5] u/ignatious__reilly: Robinhood is up 15% because their Layer-2 blockchain network posted that they generated over $3.8 million yesterday?
So they went up $20 Billion in market cap?
38% core share of blockchain or not, that shit makes zero sense. What a dangerous stock.
[+5] u/zestykite: Random 1% day. Cool. Cool
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Is this really the daily?
I feel like I'm getting punked. (Is that still a thing?)
[+5] u/kumako10: Qqq super green today yet all the stocks I own are still red
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Wheres all the numbers an shit at the top did mods actually get a job?
[+5] u/astromouse2024: What the fuck is happening right now seriously
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: OpenAI and Claude down. Software stocks to 0 by EOD
[+17] u/staresinshamona: got 10 out of 10 moves wrong today
[+12] u/baller1able: I can't tell if today is an exit liquidity day or the start of a new rally 😭
[+10] u/RightLaw366: I’m getting off this ride…up over 540% ytd…this can’t go on
[+9] u/Sea_Stand_164: YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO CONSERVATIVE. MAY I SUGGEST SPY $800 09/04
[+9] u/WallStreetRobert: My bear ass is broken
[+9] u/Fit-Frosting-7144: To pump more tomorrow
[+8] u/nyse25: bers promised me armageddon wtf is this
[+8] u/BruceMee: This pump feels more fishy than usual.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Bers are a textbook example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Just incredibly stupid people who think they are smarter than everyone else.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: Who is still holding puts? It's okay, this is a ber safe space where you will get all the love and support you deserve 👀
[+7] u/PuzzledBridge: Every single time I buy an option the price immediately goes the opposite way. Am I a market mover?
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Y'all ready for spy to drop down to 760 and then go back up to 775 and then drop back down to 760 and then go back up to 775 and then
[+7] u/neillson01: If Tesla drops 20% tomorrow I'll hostile takeover Reddit
[+7] u/SunriseSurprise: I love how oil was given as the excuse for recent down days and now high oil doesn't matter.
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: The Yen Carry Trade!
Iran!
Oil!
Bond market!
Deepseek!
Data centers bad!
Bubble!
Circular financing!
Pick a narrative and then throw it in the fucking trash. You don’t know shit about fuck. Just identify good companies and buy them.’
[+6] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: 200% in 9 mins on these NVDA calls
[+6] u/poutinetrough: market has regard strength
[+6] u/YOLOdollhair: Lmao Trump goes but what about Obama hopping in a 747 to go to Hawaii to play a round of golf, yet he's been flying to New Jersey almost every weekend to come and play a round of golf. This guy is a fucking retard.
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: It’s all going higher because you don’t think it “should”
[+6] u/zorna0: Senator Bernie Sanders introduces a bill to permanently ban AI systems that surpass human intelligence, with violators facing up to 20 years in prison. crazy xDD
[+5] u/jetpilot6969: oh spy bro, what are you doing?
[+5] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: meh it’s fake
go ahead sell your puts, it will help my puts when you sell yours
[+5] u/sanmar2225: # Where can I bet on Elon pulling out his dick on the livestream?
[+5] u/Any-Employer-4914: Netanyahu save my puts.
[+5] u/Goldenboy1227: if she aint 280 she aint a lady
[+5] u/Apple2o: Then think that those same people on the street will still outperform this entire thread because they are AFK in VOO
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Nvidia to $300 at this point damn
[+5] u/boomerzoomers: Puts on adminstration being able to read
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: I ASSURE YOU MY RESOLVE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER, THE BER REBELLION HAS BEEN FOILED. THE REMAINING BERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND DEFEATED!
[+5] u/WhyOverComplicated: And it just keeps going
[+5] u/fartsonpool: PLTR just force feeding these bear its cawk
[+5] u/East-Description-243: Bull Market: I’m nooottt leeeaaavviing!!
[+5] u/LiveWolverine7451: I hate this fucking markt
[+5] u/scanline-wyvern: DRAM is pretty much the only red thing today haha
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Pay-5408: Can’t break 773 to save its life just send it down
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Imagine missing the dashboard
[+5] u/Next_Palpitation8401: I just sold the majority of my port locking in huge gains and hoping for a crash. Am I a stupid bear now? Or a smart one?
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: All the paper hands selling MSFT before it pulls a Google and goes absolutely parabolic to $600
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Where is everyone today?
[+5] u/stonksncardboard: Reverse wsb because dumb bers🤣👉🐻🤡
[+5] u/aqjingson: Nvda making a billy a day and ppl want to short 😂
[+5] u/infectedtoe: Goddamn I got fucked today
[+5] u/TMBrendon: I hope everyone made their money and got out today!
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: It must be extremely hard to be a bear. You wait so long for the bubble to pop that even if it does the long dated puts you confidently bought 6 months ago are still out of the money.
[+14] u/Dismal_Health4895: OH SO WE CHOP UNTIL I TRY TO TIME THE CHOP AND THEN WE FALL. AND THEN I ENTER PUTS AND A GREEN DILDO ERASES ME. MY ABILITY TO TIME THESE REVERSALS NEEDS TO BE STUDIED.
[+11] u/cosmicoconuts: Started the day in profit, ending the day minus a thousand yessirrrr🙉holy shit broke all my rules today . Tuition day
[+9] u/Koki4kok: ALL I HAD TO DO is put the phone down and play videogames, instead of continuing the casino game.
[+8] u/Dull_Disaster_5965: I am for sure meant to be a 9-5 worker
[+8] u/Onnimation: Such low volume on SPY, you know what that means...
[+8] u/syedhuda: bers be like "MEMORY BULS HAHA FCK U LMFAO" meanwhile their puts are at -80%
[+7] u/A55BAG: When I woke up the world was going to end and now it's all good bro 🤣
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I WAS PROMISED A 🌮 AND IT NEVER CAME.
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: Puts seem so obvious I'm not gonna buy them
[+6] u/HarHoneyBun: BREAKING: Trump signs executive order mandating ATH by end of day. Wow!
[+6] u/Play_Background: do i understand correctly that we pumped on mango saying us has ammo
[+5] u/JackfruitCapital4132: I sold my puts at a loss and spy decides to drop 20cents fml I swear I’m cursed or some shit
[+5] u/Flat_Hat_666: Nuclear and quantum are the next pumps. AI needs energy and will get better with quantum algo computing.
[+5] u/Kattilaeikka: Why is everything pamping suddenly? OpenAI came out with new word guessing bot. Jobs data in the shitter so fed had to cancel rate hike? Did mango shit his pants one last time? What's going on?
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Rklb holders are squidward looking out the window
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: Back to red tomorrow
[+5] u/octopus4488: My hyperactive "trading" portfolio filled with all this WSB garbage: 17% this year.
My "boring and safe" port full of companies that were founded before computers were invented: 29%.
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: SNDK shareholder, or prostate exam??? hmmmm....not sure which one is more uncomfortable at the moment.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: this is where u buy or cry
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: just ate bull testicles puts it is
[+5] u/veryfastsnail99: Interesting that SPY is holding here, very tempted to add to my $773 call position to try to make a bit more but that’s what \*they\* want me to do
[+5] u/veryfastsnail99: GIVE ME THE MONSTER POWER HOUR SPY
[+5] u/Soy_tu_papi_: The reason why RAM has become four times more expensive is that a huge amount of RAM that has not yet been produced was purchased with non-existent money to be installed in GPUs that also have not yet been produced, in order to place them in data centers that have not yet been built, powered by infrastructure that may never appear, to satisfy demand that does not actually exist and to obtain profit that is mathematically impossible.
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: TSLA soon back to all-time high🚀
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Stocks up, rocks up, bonds up, gas prices up. Something is not right
[+5] u/populist_rationalist: 773.6 might be the ceiling. Grind here for 3 hours
[+5] u/bigjimsribs: Found a new support for the day, enjoy your 772-773 range for the rest of the day
[+5] u/TheFreshOne: LOL mango gonna cook the employment numbers like a master chef; they will be the best in 50 years...
[+5] u/saw-it: Typical market behavior the day after it takes all of my money
[+5] u/onDetop: AMD stunt on these hoes lisa
[+5] u/Visible_Sir7057: NVDA PLS REACH 243 BY NEXT WEEK END PLS , MY CALLS NEEDA PRINT
[+5] u/Impressive_Moose_127: SaaS gonna PUMP today
[+5] u/hallett21: 2% day. Let’s fucking go. Wars over. We won. Oil to zero. More hair pomade.
[+5] u/Natarian86: Lmao this is so ridiculous
[+5] u/shmito17: If your stock is in the red on a day like today, drop that shit.
[+5] u/Gardenrosethorn: you’ll touch yourself either way buddy
[+8] u/kingRegard7: Jobs report tomorrow will be the worst we’ve seen in a long time. It’ll completely destroy any chance of a rate hike. And SPY will shrek up 3%
[+7] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Completely flat the last 2 hrs. Totally normal. 😉
[+7] u/ShotBandicoot7: And TSLA and SPCX. Those are the new safe havens!
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: I sell winners and hold losers
[+6] u/g1ven2fly: A $14.33 VIX seems just a bit sus.
Edit: now $14.29
[+6] u/IRunFast24: LULU should've preannounced.
[+6] u/bibbyman06: In this household, Pluto is a planet. Always has been.
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: GOOGL should be $420
[+5] u/IronicallyCanadian: Can someone tell me why this dude is writing adult fiction on my virgin subreddit!?!?
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Fake rally imo. A breakout keeps going.
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: NVIDIA drill to hell babyyy drilll
[+5] u/Big-Safe3031: # Almost hog crankin time!
[+5] u/Additional_Bar_2462: I should’ve just worked, I got liquidated from ass and titties
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: So the pump was regarded but its here to stay. Deal with it. There will be no pullbacks lol
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Made $143 today what yall want at the gasstation?
[+5] u/amanj41: LULU PE ratio 6 incoming
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I miss the day of actual price action, this floppy shit kills me
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Finally ai tards learns what it feels like to see your port red and Tesla up 4 percent for who knows why
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Every time I touch my dick spy rebounds.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Will LULU save us? Honestly those beautiful tights saved the world during COVID. Never forget.
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Eye liner on point: Calls
[+5] u/CouchRottington: Yea no that’s cool just do fucking nothing for over an hour
[+5] u/Fraud_alert2021: LULU has new managers and they are all in on AI