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[+12] u/claytondpark: Highest interest rates in 20yrs for mortgages, credit cards, auto loans and while tech borrowing is at its highest ☠️
[+12] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Bout to cry in this casino
[+10] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: No dad, it’s not dumb, it’s called Nebius
[+10] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: Actually insane how much mula I had like 3 months ago
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: open the rigged casino already ffs
[+9] u/nemo_hoesss: Nowadays you wake up and your calls are already destroyed during the pre market
[+9] u/HomeHedgeFund: MARVELL STUDIOS PRESENTS: AVENGERS: AGE OF MICRON
[+9] u/AirwickS: 30-year Treasury yields over 5.28%.
Bessent’s bond buy back gambit gains are completely erased.
[+9] u/DependentPangolin818: Can we start coping like we always do and spam "V incoming", it seems to work for some reason
[+9] u/FuelHappy1660: This admin has converted me to gay
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: I’ve already served 3 tours in Nadaqistan this year, fuck it, let’s make it 4
[+9] u/DependentPangolin818: Quick reminder folks, every single action taken by Trump is somehow Biden's fault.
[+8] u/SirNational258: Anyone else here listen to bloomberg all day to pretend you're doing DD?
[+8] u/Junkingfool: Blow more shit up.. it will work this time!
Ass hat
[+8] u/znightmaree: The cholesterol in 🥭’s coronary arteries has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn
[+8] u/Several-Bridge-6287: If anyone is going bankrupt today and looking for a job, there's lots border patrol jobs now. (in canada, keeping americans out)
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded_Owl_417: Fuck this shit, i am out.
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: THE RATES 🥭 THE RATES!!!! 🌮 NOW !!!
[+7] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: can taco taco already?
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Why hasnt Bessent created a 40y bond yet , while he’s at make 100yr bond too
[+7] u/DjOkiJebieFoki: I used to be rich :(
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: I SENSE 🥭 IS ABOUT TO FIRE HEGSETH
[+6] u/stackcheesesitds: WOMEM AND CHILDREN FIRST
[+6] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Lot of Canadian kids grew up not knowing what they wanted to do in life. Little did they know they would end up being vigilantes (in the bond markets).
[+6] u/claytondpark: Told this dude not to hold TLT options, it's a fuckin scam. This guy is down over $800k (-50%) over 5 months on Jan 28 leaps on a $5-6 drop...
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/y8HoY1kQ8a
[+6] u/GoProVI: You know just because September usually falls doesn’t mean we have to let it fall…
[+6] u/edapalooza: Bring sleepy Joe and JP back
[+5] u/SirNational258: Blow everything up so we can print on puts, then sign a peace deal and we can make money on calls. Everyone's a winner. Except those who die from the bombs
[+5] u/Fit-Argument854: Two crew members died in a tanker attack in the Strait of Hormuz? Man, it’s really starting to feel like a war.
[+5] u/CursedClownz: I am down $750,000 on SOXL
Whats a revenge trade i can do to recover?
[+5] u/imsolost3090: Bols cheeks spread wide open 👐🍑🍒
[+5] u/SirNational258: I've been saying the market will dump for 4 years now. I knew I was right
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: ❌ VOO and chill
⭕️ VXX and chill
[+5] u/ITeachYourKidz: Bessent says everything will be fine guys, relax
[+5] u/hayleybts: No ceasefire news yet? I'll start crying now
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: even if avgo beat, they always dump
[+5] u/PowerSpecialist8700: Everything is red except for yield 🐻
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: where the fuck is my taco?? I ordered 2 days ago!?
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: I can't believe they crashed the entire market so nvda can't pump on god tier guidance
[+28] u/JackORoses: Anyone who voted for this guy deserves to lose all your money. You shoulda known better
[+26] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: If he doesn’t lose midterms ya’ll fucking regarded af
[+22] u/Open_Waltz6902: US administration :
End Iran war to increase odds of winning midterms ❌️
Think of ways to rig midterm elections ✅️
[+18] u/twostroke1: It has been several days since I’ve been able to say “LMAO BEARS”
I’m getting concerned.
[+15] u/Rebel8787: Bears praying for an event that will cost them their jobs, homes, and ability to buy necessities in exchange for making $438 LMAO 🤌🏾
[+14] u/corn_dick: Just found out my girl gave head to a male stripper last weekend. At least I have you guys 🥺
[+13] u/MrsEveryShot: gas expensive af
food expensive af
house expensive af
life’s pleasures expensive af
eggs? $2/dozen 😎
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: Just drop this market already
Like a ballistic missile into a random Iranian wedding
[+11] u/DarkoDokkan: When a man bankruptcies many businesses gets elected to run a country, expect a clown show
[+11] u/guccioli: Caring about stocks going down is a poor persons problem. This is why I hold nfts instead
[+11] u/Necessary_Relief_126: So sick of this shit can we just send everything to 0 and start again
[+11] u/SxeySteve: Too many people are unwilling to make even a small personal sacrifice for the benefit of society, and that will be our undoing
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If I would have just full ported spy and deleted the app I would be up so much more than I am now due to my greed and continuous awful bets
[+10] u/TreGet234: Purchasing a 10-year U.S. Treasury note today yields approximately 4.80%. If the yield plummets to 2% in two years, you will earn a total return of 30.21% on your initial investment from coupon payments and capital appreciation.
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: Can't wait for Warsh to hike, mango about to say some unhinged shit after. Pour one out for daddy jpow.
[+10] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Theres gonna be one day that apple finally doesnt inverse spys direction to keep it from falling and spy will fall 4% that day.
[+10] u/NevarValor: Ya go to 0 so I can be homeless and happy
[+10] u/LiveMotivation: The mother of all Shreks are coming. Signed regarded Ber
[+9] u/RainingSchmeckles: Corrections are nothing more than the rich taking peoples retirement money, convincing them that it’s healthy.
[+9] u/steem99: There's nothing I hate more than knowing exactly what put/call I want to place during premarket, seeing that hypothetical trade print in the premarket, and not being able to do anything about it. Especially when you know that means the juice has probably been squeezed out of the trade come market open.
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: The hottest bitches on the planet are half asian.
[+9] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Fuck I’m so bad at knowing when to take profits, how do I always fumble
[+9] u/Patient-Shopping-236: Am i blind i have been seeing spy $769 last few days is it $759 today?
[+9] u/Spy300: >LUTNICK SAYS SEMICONDUCTOR TARIFFS ARE BEING CONSIDERED
😮
[+9] u/ManonFire1224: Everyone always asks “when volume” and “where volume”. But no one ever asks “how’s volume”. Such a shame
[+9] u/Abe2025: Temporary green day then massacre continues for the 4th month.
[+8] u/Thetatterer: Apple relabeled Lake Ontario to Lake America for US users lol. Verified.
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: I'm ready for my punishment again, Mr 🥭, sir
[+8] u/themayorhere: It’s time for 🥭 to go. This dude is messing up so many things domestically and abroad. Xi gonna spank those cheeks
[+8] u/Dust-Sea: When will Mango come to his senses. All he needs to do is not do anything.
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Economy so rough. I just cancelled my 10 OF subscriptions ....😭👎
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: They are eating the cats and bols
[+7] u/sirkarmalots: Damn gas station prices up 60 cent overnight
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: So this is a bear market since july?
[+7] u/Rebel8787: Breaking news: Middle East unstable
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Imagine not being a billionaire and thinking mango was going to be good for you 😂😂 I've seen enough give the man a 3rd term, I'm not tired of winning yet.
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: if my port is STILL red today, I will have to personally negotiate with EYE-ran
THEY WANT A PEACE DEAL, I heard they are BEGGING for a peace deal.
A big beautiful peace deal, the best ever, nobody has ever seen anything like this! 🚀🚀🚀
ITS GOING TO BE HUGE!
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Mods ur widget is still broken
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Thanks sleepy Joe for starting the Iran war and world wide tariffs. I was happily slamming calls on memory and printing, now I got to be a ber.
[+6] u/MaldororHollow: Don’t worry guys I’m about to sell my position in spy so it’ll moon starting today
[+6] u/McClintockC: Looks like it's all over
Again
[+6] u/NevarValor: Bro I'm sick of this down stuff everyone wants it to go up just go up wtf
[+6] u/guccioli: Economy destroyed by actual by definition retarded people in control of it. Half of wsb daily: why did bear with 4k in brokerage do this?
[+6] u/mayorolivia: Bears are communists
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: THE ONLY THING BER WILL EVER BE GOOD AT IS SHOWING HIS LOSSES
FUK BER
🤌
[+6] u/jijitalk: Alright fucking regards, what’s the move today? Calls? Alright.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Green by noon
By evening we moon.....
[+6] u/sirkarmalots: My quant is Netflix, when it goes up, markets go down
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: It’s a shame I was a retarded elementary school kid and didn’t buy btc at 50 cents
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Elon looks terrible holy shit
[+6] u/calvin_tam: The situation of my ports now is akin to my ass laid bare open and bears each taking their turns penetrating in
[+5] u/h8beinsober08: Today there will be green
[+5] u/ja-wick007: Does anyone have YouTube Premium?
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: I’m 43 and heterosexual but, “The Last Unicorn” still makes me cry.
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: whos getting fucked hard in the ass
[+5] u/halfcrzy: NBIS going on 13 straight days of red...
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: I think if they changed from red to blue people would be more positive
[+5] u/tldamico: We should become slum lords, buy T-Bills and make the gubmint pay us.
[+5] u/zorna0: imagine if warsh just fucked wsb and investors by lowering rates in september lmao
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: When is anthropic supposed to ipo again?
I guess we are not dropping for real until it does
[+5] u/CaptainSt0nks: If you think you are having a bad time join the r/RKLB daily thread
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Rklb retards saw spacex and thought people are actually excited about a rocket company and not just milking grok
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: green at open right?
[+5] u/Abe2025: Shiiiiiiid that garmin instant rug pull 💀
[+5] u/jlw993: GOOG almost 20% down from ATH
[+5] u/lostinspacs: We’re going to pump super hard if Iran can only fire 8 missiles at a time
[+5] u/buylowselllower420: Cant tell if it was astro-turfing but i remember WSB loving trump. Glad you idiots are realizing how awful of a decision that was
[+5] u/stonksncardboard: The V was too obvious, every1 dooming
[+5] u/Fernyfern7: The war is over oil is practically free makes sense we are mooning 🤔
[+5] u/TimeToGetTheBread: Anyone else remember when spy would go up 2% in a day
[+23] u/jackpearson2788: Low job growth and rising inflation…MAGA really understands how to make an economy thrive!!
[+14] u/sloanemonroe: Manufacturing lost 17,000 jobs. Those tariffs are really working!!! Mother fucker, people are dumb.
[+12] u/jackpearson2788: It’s amazing that the energy secretary can go on cnbc and lie to everyone saying 17 million barrels of oil moved through the strait
[+12] u/Mud_Hat41: Certified forklift operator here. AMA
[+11] u/2020isgreat: BREAKING: The US Mint announces that the "2026 President Donald J. Trump $1 Coin" has been launched and is now in circulation.
bruh
[+10] u/MrDinglehut: Draft everyone over 67 into the army, start the ground war with Iran. The problem with the deficit is solved. Social Security is saved. Next issue.
[+10] u/twat_muncher: Need to make 10k this month so i dont have to get a job another month lol
[+10] u/Busy_Dingo_5744: 17k less manufacturing jobs. Wasn’t 🥭 increasing tariffs to have companies manufacture in USA?
[+10] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 97 more hours
[+9] u/Due_Historian_1769: I hate trading and investing I just want my 2.5M then I fuck off forever in thailand
[+9] u/guzzledglizzy: Bers really thought they could do it again
[+8] u/BFox1982: Literally the only good thing he's done is allowing us to say retard on reddit again.
[+8] u/visionarymind: 7,777🎯 today
All the 🛢️ from our comrades in 🇻🇪
War’s won moar than ever & 🇮🇷 begging for a deal
Strait no longer 🌈
Lake of 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ official according to 🍏🗺️
Inflation 🆒
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+8] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Quote of the day: "Why is divorce so expensive?" "Because it's worth it!" -- Willie Nelson.*
[+8] u/LarryBlink: The Iranians are desperately trying to make a deal, its pathetic.. This guy wouldn't go $50 lower on his Persian carpet, but I walked away he agreed on the price out of desperation..
[+8] u/financiallythriving: SPY -2% and I’ll stick a watermelon up my ass
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: XI SAYS CHINA READY TO WORK WITH MIDEAST COUNTRIES TO SAFEGUARD SECURITY OF INT'L SHIPPING LANES - XINHUA
Wars over folks
[+7] u/Broad_Front7788: Nothing this administration says is true so there is no fucking way in hell 17 million barrels are transiting Hormuz
[+7] u/Over-Young8392: just woke up from a 10 yr coma cant wait to see the latest iphone features
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I can’t believe I wasn’t born generationally wealthy. *Fuck*
[+7] u/FineJuggernaut3295: Damn it must suck being a bear and seeing the stock market fall overnight and premarket just for it to V an hour before market opens
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Imagine this is a bull trap and we close -3% today
[+7] u/UnitedCup1814: So where is this discount high quality beef coming from,? 🥭 Says who cares
[+7] u/skepticalbulgogi: Is it insider trading if I loan money from bank of America then buy bank of America call options??
[+7] u/Few_Measurement_5243: Somebody fix the damn charts.
[+7] u/Alactrical: bears see a 0.3% pump and yell grift
[+6] u/Fun_Presentation_215: Need Moderna to announce cure for my retardation
[+6] u/No_Current3675: i probably do 10 hours legit work per week, of which 50% is completely useless bullshit. don't mind getting paid for a full 40 tho.
[+6] u/BFox1982: They're eating the stocks, they're eating the bonds
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine SPY bouncing on your dick
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: No I recognize this, they sacrificed another virgin to Epstein and he was pleased
[+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Yall are supposed to be entertaining me. I’m buying Reddit puts at open if you don’t start straightening up.
[+6] u/Curious_Proof_5882: Gotta love dell ripping on ai thesis but other ai stocks falling
[+6] u/JoeSimps123: My plan is to buy puts at open and quadruple down if there's a pump and pray to the greek god of mercury
[+6] u/derprondo: Don’t forget to save your last $200 to buy GTA6
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Error** — You're banned from banbets for 119 more hours
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Diesel prices at ATH has to be good due inflation right
[+5] u/enc-nyc: 10-year at 'only' 4.79%, calls
[+5] u/twat_muncher: yesterday i made 1000 in 20 seconds then lost 3000 on that bullshit M pattern
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Once that options contract crosses -49.99% you ride till zero or sell then
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Need 30 year to hit 8% soon
[+5] u/Snowman33001: I’m not selling bers.
I don’t give a toss!
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: Dumping at open if it open green
[+5] u/andytobbles: So many people think September’s gonna be bad therefore I bet we hit new ATHs and correct in October going into midterms.
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: lol manufacturing lost 17k jobs
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Bears should lose their social security benefits on account of betting against America.
[+5] u/Designer-Salt-3119: This is the part where you don’t believe the pump, but it goes over 10% and you finally fomoed in before it dumped back down
[+5] u/Dry_Site8600: Bull trap of the century
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: so gay of hormuz is now bulish now ?
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: I’m gonna be patient with qqq this morning expecting things to be flat but then the second it moves I’m gonna freak out and buy at what will be the days high or low
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Snap shares are down more than 30% this year, and the 15-year-old company has never had a profitable year. It lost nine million daily users of its core social-media app in North America over the last three years, and an activist investor earlier this year challenged its strategy.
[+5] u/FartPolluter: 🥭 juiced this market and AI build out to an extreme degree. Terrible economics but good for asset prices short-term. We pumped for no reason for two years with barely any correction that lasted longer than two days.
[+5] u/sylphvanas: Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I jizz on company time
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Is the board fkd again?
[+5] u/BlitzComet95: MU 970 and I stop gambling for the week
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said never give up - BTFD
[+5] u/TunaGamer: A hike would fight inflation, hmm
[+5] u/Proof-View5073: I see Fidelity still can't get there shit together. Over a week now and I have to call to log in because the shit code does not get sent to the phone.
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Short everything, short prawn hub, short X Hamster
[+5] u/Squirr3I: I would highly recommend buying $TLT with as much leverage as possible - yields won't go much higher. Nothing more exciting than trading bonds on leverage
[+5] u/Insolent_Kavu: bounce based on technicals and new gemini release; dont worry it will still dump at open
[+5] u/_Photonics_: we are all bag holding google.
[+16] u/NecromancyAndFries: Be horny when others are fearful
[+14] u/leoman2896: Just saw a vid of a Palestinian child trying to support her mama dying. Fuck Israel and fuck everyone that supports them. I hope we can get rid of that disgusting state!!!!!
[+12] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Bond market ignoring administration's blatant lies. This is new
[+12] u/Public_Ideal84: I don’t see as many red hats or ‘I did that!’ stickers nowadays. What happened? 🫢
[+11] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: A piercing sound rips through the Oval Office. 🥭 checks himself for damage, finding none until he reaches his lower region. He’s losing fluid fast. This is an emergency. Natalie jumps into action, his diaper is almost filled to the brim at this point and all he can do is abruptly end the meeting to change into his 3rd suit for the day. It’s only 8:45am.
[+11] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: The irony of "make America great again" being mango's catchphrase
[+10] u/likamuka: FED’S WILLIAMS: STRONG ECONOMY DRIVING BOND YIELDS
New York Fed President John Williams says rising long-term bond yields reflect a strong U.S. economy, not growing inflation fears.
He pointed to heavy investment in AI, data centers and technology as key drivers pushing yields higher.
Williams said tariffs and the Middle East conflict are keeping inflation elevated, but recent rigged data remains encouraging.
He added that the labor market is solid and the Fed needs more data before its next rate decision.
[+10] u/NecromancyAndFries: If you aren't buying calls for the waning crescent, can you even say you wax your gibbous?
[+10] u/leoman2896: Y'all Israel was committing a genocide in Gaza and got Trump to wage war in Iran. They are the fucking problem. They are the reason why our bond market and gas prices are cooked. Fuck off
[+10] u/Main_Ad3943: definitely both, some people joking regarded, some people really, truly regarded
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Oil and yields going back up already lol no one actually believed the energy secretary lmao
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: Nvidia's CEO Huang: The single worst outcome is being left behind in AI
this dude starting to use crypto fomobait language is highly sus
[+8] u/Czyzzle: SPOILER ALERT: Your calls get fucked again today
[+8] u/New_Ad_1682: Mango's gonna put huge tariffs on semis, buy the dip, then ask the Taco Supreme Court to make them illegal so he profits bigly (might even ask for a slice of the tariff refunds in exchange for some preemptive pardons).
I hate it here.
[+8] u/octopus4488: This is Mango number FIVE!!!
(port quietly burning in the background)
[+8] u/Party-Score-565: Who's ready for the biggest dump of the month to happen immediately after open?
[+8] u/tropicalia84: # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!!
[+8] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Damn 🥭 and his clowns are incredibly retarded
[+7] u/MoneyBadger14: Believe it or not, Dell saved the economy
[+7] u/shutnr: What are the requirements for being a market analyst? Licking windows and eating crayons? Somebody hire me
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # 765 BY 10 AM
# DO NOT BE LEFT OUT
[+6] u/handsome_uruk: this couldn't be a more obvious shrek setup
[+6] u/mrbigshort: you guys are alright don't buy memory today
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: imagine making money trading options
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Ordered some 65lb dumbbells for my home gym. Wife laughed at me when they came saying I couldn’t lift them. Inclined pressed those shits for 10 reps easy this morning bitch!
[+6] u/cow_grass: Very important question guys, how much money will i lose today
[+6] u/LongHealth: It's the final meltdown.. Tadadada Tadadada
[+6] u/populist_rationalist: We need to regulate AI so it doesn't fall into the hands of bad actors. Peter Theil, Mark Zuckerberg and Sam Altman have it under control. **Regulate.**
[+6] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: bessent is trying to hold the line till sep 9th bond auction. I belive market is going to be choppy till that time
[+6] u/miata_only: I wish my wife loved me as much as bears love losing money
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Stonks, What Are They Good For?
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Trump is drafting the 50th peace deal
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Why do I buy puts everyday. I’m actually gay and retarded
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Asstits going to pass RKLB in share price👀
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: I bought ITM and already destroyed by theta lmfao
[+6] u/myboywears: Butterface for sure (my flair doesn’t accurately represent my preferences)
[+5] u/Cav829: Nat Gas is looking super bullish right now. And it's a way less crowded trade atm than oil since nobody pays attention to it during the summer.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Bols wear a football helmet while playing catch on the beach like that 49er imposter
[+5] u/smokeyjoe0612: looks like a big green day
[+5] u/Huntington777: What’s the deal with beef tallow?
[+5] u/studermd: This shit is gonna barcode today isn’t it
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Oh googl you useless piece of shit.
[+5] u/Traditional_Page_75: The year is 2032, stormtrooper squads maraud city neighborhoods, seizing property and persons into slavery to offset the national debt. Meanwhile, nothing happens because people are too concerned about their 401k’s.
Oh, wait, I just described the last 50 years.
[+5] u/ahmeddabosss: Going puts day 30 and counting
[+5] u/vizio1989: MU going to rip to 1000 today, burry is a fucking idiot. Dell just crushed, all of ai has destroyed earnings. MU is the last of the Mohicans!!
[+5] u/Samjabr: feels like another s\*\*t day where we vacillate around the open, while theta beats us to death.
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: EVERYONE PANIC AND BUY EVERYTHING
[+5] u/Junior_Inflation8991: Markiplier did an insider trading before mrbeast what a shocker
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: This is retail hunting season. Dont make the mistake i did of playing in september. There are no winning plays and every trade you make gets marked and fucked
[+5] u/Marcelo1995211: Pre market slowly turning green ? Am I dreaming ?
[+5] u/HayflickLimiter: Why cant MU have +30% days like the good old days 😒
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: Warsh isn’t gonna hike in his whole term :kek:
[+5] u/AMadWalrus: Dumb kids become dumb teachers and make the future generation dumb.
Source: I went to public school
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK MY LIFE DUDE I GET PUTS AND THE MARKET FUCKING POPS.
I thought Sept was supposed to be a dog shit ass month dude. Oil going up, yields going up, what the fuck is there to be bullish about?????
[+8] u/mardigrasmoker: Nice pump buuuuut I still think I’m gonna pick up some 0dte spx puts in a bit…
[+8] u/Hot-Measurement-119: WTF is going on? Nothing makes any sense.
[+8] u/WarEaglePrime: You sound like you’re tired of winning.
[+7] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: literally the fakest fucking pump ive ever seen. how the fuck are we green? make it make sense lmfaoofoooo god i fucking hate spy
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Ah yes, Iran situation is on fire and war back on, reserves running low, no end in sight...but nothing can retain value in this market, so naturally, gotta dump those oil stocks today for no reason.
[+7] u/Accomplished-Air4393: I was not expecting it to smash through 765 that fast. Congrats bols.
[+7] u/joeyeats: nothing bad will ever happen again, best market ever
[+7] u/vermilli21: What the hell is this pump, not even a single pull back
[+7] u/yeedub: but bears were so certain lol
[+6] u/SteakEater137: Starting to think this might genuinely be the least logical market of all time.
[+6] u/Ok_Rent5670: RDDT is so fucking manipulated. Dragged down for days and now it’s randomly up 7% today for reasons
[+6] u/MXY2022: The whole market is manipulated yet for some reason I still play its games
[+6] u/Boheed: ok test results are in. The lab says Bessent, Nutlick and Hassett are critically low in "think juice"
[+6] u/StophJS: Chatgpt suggested DELL as top choice for long position day trade when it was $480 about half an hour ago.
[+6] u/Pure_Record1327: Sold spy call early and bought puts im so dumb
[+6] u/Wise_Neighborhood145: To those wondering why market is up suddenly. Apparently a weak jobs market hints that the fed can't raise interest rates in Sept yet. So we pump
[+6] u/more-aero: Haha if you're asking what is going on, the only explanation is the algos saw yesterday's daily discussion thread, realized how bearish we all were, and said pump it. Basically, the whole market is anti-Wallstreetbets and is out to get us.
[+6] u/Habefiet: If you didn’t see this coming you need to read up more, this is the buffalo fianchetto (watermelon) pattern first identified by Keynes in 1938
[+6] u/patmccock86: What the fuck is this bullshit pump
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Rates will be at 5.2% and oil at $120 and SPY still hitting ATHs because the greed has no end
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Biggest rally all week and I was scalping instead of diamond hands
[+5] u/Boheed: Bessent really said "I love Flock cameras"
[+5] u/welrope: "I literally cannot wage-cavy for a 9-to-5," Liam declared to his Discord server, typing furious paragraphs with thumb grease on his phone. "Selling my labor for 70k a year is cuck behavior. The corporate machine is a trap for NPC wagies."
To be continued
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: I would rather bulls win again than this BS theta gang.
[+5] u/bruhhzilla: Asts rising from the fucking dead lmaoo
[+5] u/Uisce-beatha: Is there a TACO announcement coming that we're not privy to proclaiming the "talks going well" despite only talking to himself or that the "war is over again again" despite the other side not stopping or is this just buying for funsies because too many put buyers?
[+5] u/sck178: Dontrevengetradedontrevengetradedontrevengetrade
[+5] u/Boheed: ok cars might be $40,000 and groceries cost a paycheck, but at least houses are unaffordable and inflation is rampant
[+5] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Genuinely wtf is going on
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: "Is it in yet?"
-Nancy Pelosi
[+5] u/AXSXCE: 30 mins in and out of HOOD.
I made 500 bucks, I'm calling it a day
[+5] u/joeyeats: selling only happens in first 30m and overnight, ride the wave
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: ok this is actually insane. when are we dumping?
[+5] u/CrusaderZero6: So the wedding we blew up was a blood sacrifice to the market gods, apparently.
[+5] u/dabblesest: Let’s just pump to infinity
[+5] u/Prior_Equivalent9125: Hey, so we’re an hour in the day and I’m already down $500. :)
[+5] u/BigKey5644: How tf is the market up rn the fuck
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: If I wrote a list of all the absurd ways the market has inversed me after making a trade this year you wouldn't believe it
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Puts are never the play
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: starting to understand why people rope
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: How could the guy who bankrupted a casino and sold frozen steaks in circuit cities DO THIS!
[+5] u/Kindled808: I’ve been through hundreds of these cycles. This time is different, every time
[+5] u/Every_Rhubarb_Counts: Biggest sale to pick up some shares today?
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Memory bros, we are financially recovered.
[+5] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Pelosi bought intc at $92, its $88 now. All in?
[+5] u/Teccho: why space stocks not going to moon, they got chopped 66%
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Everyone knows AI is slop and the style is so apparent. Even writing people can tell if it’s AI. And turns out guess what it’s fucking slop. It’s like that episode of spongebob where they’re eating painted slop krabby patties. That is what current models produce for you
[+5] u/ShutUpTodd: I have no clue what's gonna happen today. You're all so smart.
[+5] u/Good_Lingonberry6626: Alright you savants, tell me how to trade spy 0dte today?
[+5] u/nimoronic: It’s gotta stop going up eventually, right guys? Right??
[+5] u/Deep_Fennel638: bols' short term memory worse than that of goldfish. 🐠🐠🐠
[+5] u/Creative-Package6213: Ah yes because the cost of PC components aren't already expensive enough...
[+5] u/Valter689: It's because I did the ultimate sacrifice for you all...for the greater good, and sold.
[+5] u/Bravadette: You trust an LLM over Reuters? Lmao
You know that LLM's pull shit from blogs and social media right ? They can even pull from TikTok.
What sources do you prefer that your LLM is pulling from?
[+10] u/TomTheCat85: Just checked in after buying nvda puts at open🤡🤡🤡
[+10] u/hb2xdr: TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL:
NOW THAT WE HAVE IT UNDER U.S.A. CONTROL, SHOULD WE CHANGE THE NAME HORMUZ STRAIT TO TRUMP STRAIT??? LIKE AMERICA ITSELF, IT WOULD BE “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
This is a real post
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Lost so much money I ruined my life.
[+9] u/Axwe8: U 🤡 VOTED FOR THIS MESS. MY GAS IS SO EXPENSIVE. I CAN'T AFFORD TOMATOES ANYMORE.
# 🤡 WORLD
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: !banbet GOOG +30% 1M
[+7] u/Reasonable_Roger: This market is like watching 5 million degens getting fucked at 4FPS.
[+7] u/davidbigham: Boomer finally reading the news that NVDA will have 70% revenue growth.
[+7] u/Erieztoys: Thought all the Oil Reserves were supposed to empty by September, what a scam.
[+6] u/Whatapisstake: Managed to buy each high of the spy rally, and sell each pullback. Been a wicked morning.
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: people keep shorting oil in the largest energy crisis in history. amazing
[+6] u/Interesting-Rub4482: The mag7 stocks just take turns having Green Days while the indices stay flat 🤦♂️ 😆
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: It can pump 4 dollars on nothing but doing down 30 cents requires divine intervention
[+6] u/AwakenedBeast616: I had some NVDA 230c that I let go of yesterday because it wasn't doing anything. They're 10x now 🤡
[+6] u/Glittering_Dig3798: Is there anything more demoralizing than buying the top of a rally?
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: Just when I thought I was out, they pull me right back in
[+6] u/Axwe8: # HOWARD NUTLICK 🤣 🤣 🤣
[+6] u/Metal-Water: Fuck guys. I’m 31 years old, lost 6 figures, single, depressed, struggling with addiction. I hit rock bottom, it feels like there is no hope for me
[+5] u/Poordad90: I can't believe Obama did this to us!
[+5] u/nick8852: I got calls and puts so now it’ll be flatter than your girls ass the rest of the day
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: mu same price as it was in may, actual torture range
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: Somebody bought Nvda it seems
[+5] u/Axwe8: # TOMATOES UP 20%
# GAS UP 30%
# HOUSE PRICES 🚀
# FED: 💤😴 (task force!)
[+5] u/Onnimation: NVDA only thing keeping SPY alive, GG
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil back to green :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Lol Jensen Huang is the market maker
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: Nvda en route to 235
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Septembear - ❌
Septembull - ❌
Septemflat - ✅
😢
[+5] u/glizzler: I have diamond hands, so much so I hold until it's zero. Every fucking time.
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: lol market kinda dead cause no one can move until avgo results
[+5] u/solidsneeze: DELL died so that NVDA could live
[+5] u/HarHoneyBun: It. Just. Keeps. Going
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: If u want nvda to go down. Just buy a call.
[+5] u/ClaytonKershaw22: Please crypto just die once and for all
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Bessents weak. Inverse everything he touches imo :hmmm:
[+5] u/aurorasavm: Let's go back to Sunday, when I thought there would be a biggie Venezuela oil pump.
[+5] u/Different_Soup_5208: I don’t even want to look at my port anymore.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Damn after all them bear jokes it’s now bears time to shine
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: >Energy Secretary Chris Wright tells CNBC that more than 17 million barrels of oil transited Hormuz on Monday
So they are claiming that it is pretty much fully back in action? It was only doing 20.1 million barrels of oil per day pre-war.
No other source is confirming this, what is going on here?
[+5] u/Goldenboy1227: Wen do I start making money
[+5] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: My port just made a nice red cliff for me to fucking jump off of
[+5] u/niaqr: yo dawg how do i invest in cruise missiles
[+5] u/niaqr: one day i made the grave and naive mistake of asking wallstreetbets some hard hitting questions like "if interest rates go up, which way do bond yields go?"
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: I shall say again... does GOOG know it is allowed to go up?
[+5] u/xironically23: Buys a call Tesla plummets 8$
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: It’s funny that all these jokes were made about Brandon Fraiser and Keanu in the 90s. Bad actors blah blah blah. Not only are they phenomenal actors, as it turns out, but are like literal walking saints among all us mortals.
[+5] u/Sukontolegowo: These pamps are so ghey, I'm not buying this at all
[+5] u/jetrawl: Anyone else sell their shit before it skyrockets? Just me?
[+5] u/areddituser4523167: So if meta keeps this pace ($20 every 30 min) where will it be EOD?
[+5] u/WillingnessMental731: Did META cure cancer?
[+5] u/PrestigiousBed9457: i just look int he mirror an ask myself, am I retrdd? DO i have a mental illness ??
[+5] u/Androidfn7: successfully bought the top of DELL
fuck this fuckin shit man
[+5] u/poffa-: Cmon Silver you little bitch
[+5] u/Jdom666: officially made 10k on spy calls past two days
[+10] u/yaboy778899: Lost the entire port today
[+9] u/version-two: Good ol’ risking $1700 to make $60
Winning
[+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: After losing $20k yesterday, I was laid off today.
After 5 minutes assimilating the news, I started buying calls and stocks like nothing happened.
Guess my primary job is trading now.
[+9] u/moorhound: >‘Rich Dad Poor Dad’ Author Robert Kiyosaki Is $1.2 Billion in Debt, Report Says
Fuckin rekd lmao
[+8] u/kumako10: Buying options is like buying lotto tickets that lose in value everyday
[+7] u/AnimeOrDie: Hey guys just woke up how my 760p doing :D
[+7] u/Ok-Price-8704: Ok I'll admit it. Plant-based meat in a country of obese people was not the best investment idea.
[+7] u/HeadMacaroon7672: I need spy to go down $100 to buy a boat
[+7] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: only down 12$ today? fuck thats a win big time
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: Did you just wake up from a 6-month coma?
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: 🥭 renaming the Mississippi to Missamericapee.
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Damnit SPY you were so close to crashing my puts are getting theta’d now
[+6] u/chainerection: Lesson learned : Dont show off your profit to your other half unless its locked in. Now down 30% from the peak on my meta calls
[+6] u/Swiftnice: PLTR is dropping because they hust announced its software runs on crude oil now lol
[+6] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: whoever said cash gang thx, almost went puts lmao
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I wanna fuck a Mexican girl a black girl and a Korean girl at the same time
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Bols just can't get it up no more
[+6] u/SPY_one_zillion: I don’t think I’ve ever bought an options contract that didn’t go red at some point
[+6] u/Uzofugs2112: Trump isn’t a real president because he only beat women in elections
[+6] u/Sea_Confusion_2770: There you go nvda go down for papa
[+6] u/madsnipes321: NVDA really is holding SPY up
[+6] u/Sea_Confusion_2770: I want to personally thank every bull for buying the calls I sold at the top. Your premium will go to hookers and blow
[+6] u/Separate_Baker7280: Today’s looks red. It’s a correction. It’s okay.
[+6] u/imustbegthequestion: This is another case of those damn lemon stealing whores.
[+5] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: You ever go up 2200% on NVDA 0DTEs in 2 hours? :)
[+5] u/Dry-Yogurtcloset8011: You heard it here first. NVDA $224 EOD.
[+5] u/vish_NZ: Unbanned right on time to watch AVGO fk it all up for a second time
Lets go
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Panic sold my PLTR shares at a 40% gain.
[+5] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Relax everyone, we're getting a ballroom soon
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Nvda have earnings again today?
[+5] u/ykoreaa: I was away for 5 days and now my kitten walks up towards me and allows me to hug him. Great win 🏆
[+5] u/scm66: Can we get rid of fucking tip screens at fast food restaurants? None of this before COVID.
[+5] u/zestykite: Oil ripping . Spy doesn't care
[+5] u/kjl8921: How tf is my port bloody red before the official dump 😢
[+5] u/Exists_out_of_spite: What the fuck just happened
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Sometime this year the market got really weird and unfun, I think because it stopped following logic maybe
[+5] u/volckerwasright: Yo where is Axios with the "oil talks going well" article, whats the fucking holdup
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: It will go up because you don’t think it should. Inverse yourself.
[+5] u/thetalentedmrbowser: Volatility needs to spike, this shit is lame. Just an orderly selloff with no panic
[+5] u/version-two: Sir, the dogs are eating the poors. I think we fucked up
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Wen 4.9 on the 10yr?
[+5] u/Warmake: Cooked these numbers real good
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: “Quick Williams, get out there and say something positive to rally the markets while we exit these calls”
[+5] u/FuckedUpImagery: You wont find a winning strategy during market hours, because all the good plays happen from 4am to 8am on SPX overnight options
[+5] u/TowelFart: open the casino whatever i dont give a shit
[+5] u/peterpeer9: oh look another day of fraud
[+5] u/SubstantialLetter265: ASTS pumping! Space sector about to start another massive up trend.
[+5] u/Loud-Big-144: oh yea, we’re finally the market manipulation can’t even keep it down 🤣
[+5] u/scanline-wyvern: Just rename the Nasdaq as 2x inverse oil hahaha
[+5] u/vpr0n: MU/ SNDK bers about to find out. this shit wont last burry
[+5] u/LetAdministrative390: Ban that retard spamming snap
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Up 223% on 0DTE, am I cashing in now?
[+5] u/sadscully: this MU sideways shit is booooooring
[+5] u/ieatbreqd: if this happens I will fly to you and suck you off personally
[+5] u/General-Life-3440: holding spy puts, i think second half of day will have a slow bleed to 762
[+5] u/Rough-Inevitable3414: Cmon GoPro daddy needs a new GoPro jk don’t need that but cmon GoPro
[+5] u/kungpaochi: Can we just bomb the rest of Iran and get this ish over with.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Not today. First class for you.
[+9] u/chandler2020: spy feels dumpy, which means its prob going up. calls it is
[+9] u/codespyder: I accidentally bought $15k of SPY shares instead of SPY calls. Good thing. I'm only down $15 instead of $3000
[+8] u/Purple-Ape-6996: SPY is being manipulated by the jews, classic fall protection
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Ok Claude, dump to 760. Make no mistakes
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: I can stay solvent longer than the market can stay irrational
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Oil has to be up 100 trillymilly percent for a -2% day sorry ber
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Bears think a flat market is a bear market lmao
[+6] u/Delicious-Tax5635: 2nd degree theta burns 🤕
[+6] u/-IQ200: Widget says SPY $759.56. It sees the future.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: What the fuck is going on with this market
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Flat for the rest of the day LMAO🤌
[+5] u/jhthrowawayjh: Lost 4k on AVGO calls last earnings so I’m getting puts this time so I can lose another 4k
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: I am holding NVDA puts and AVGO calls, too conflicted
[+5] u/The_Unforgiving_Kram: Lol my dumbass bought nvda calls at the top
[+5] u/nyshopgirl: because i want to buy puts.. that means it’s time for calls, right?
[+5] u/Federal-Reception854: guys coach is right if we want to pump this we all have to be doing it
[+5] u/LankyGuitar6528: K America? Those wild horses you are rounding up and selling to meat packers in China for $25? Pro tip - they aren't eating them. They are training them. They are going to sell them back to you for $25000 so you can get to work in a few weeks.
[+5] u/hrm015: Hand up, I fell for buying the top at NVDA just now. God damn
[+5] u/MischievousDoor: you Americans know there's no bulls in the wild right? Only bears
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: JARVIS, STROKE IT A LITTLE
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Breaking news: US launches entire missile arsenal just to see what happens, press conference to follow
[+5] u/TapTapBam: SPY needs a laxative.
[+5] u/kmouratidis: Last time my AVGO short puts got destroyed. Now I learned my lesson and I'm going to lose my money using long puts.
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: I panic sold everything LMAO 🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/neillson01: Who in their right mind is still buying Tesla shares??
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I know yall making a killing in the market but us normal folks are tired of the energy crisis. I’m tired of paying $400 a month for a light bill
[+5] u/thrillho145: Don't believe anything the administration tells you, it's all lies
[+5] u/GainzandPumpz: WE ARE OVER THE LINE, GOING GREEN
[+5] u/PoohBearLuvsHoney: Google’s regularly scheduled drilling continues
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Buy the pump, sell the pull back. Can't go tits up
[+5] u/j_b_1983: feels like a dump at open
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: mods need to revert this board back, its so bad and laggy
[+5] u/Dry_Fox_9699: past the resistance, please speed i need this, tsla
[+5] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: crude oil inventory report; forecast was -.4M actual was -4.5M
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Shoutout to whoever said to get 225 NVDA 9/11 calls earlier, shit is printinggg
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: And prostate cancer.
[+5] u/BigBritches619: Why the hell did we go down yesterday if we are just going right back up
[+5] u/Ayamgoreng53: Green day. Bulls are hard af
[+5] u/dynamic-burrito: Don’t think micron will ever see above $1000 in its lifetime again
[+5] u/NakedPatrick: Oil about to pop again
[+8] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Why pamp after damp??? It is haram bro.
[+7] u/ResidentElegant5635: Every single afternoon it’s the same bullshit and I fall for it every time
[+7] u/YOLOdollhair: BREAKING
RENEWED CAMPAIGN WON'T TAKE LONG. NEGOTIATIONS GOING WELL. NEW CAMPAIGN WILL START IN TWO WEEKS.
[+7] u/YTLupo: the pump didn't work lmao
[+7] u/regardus_maximus: TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020 TRUMP LOST 2020
[+6] u/bibbyman06: Sometimes you have to go where everybody knows your name.
[+6] u/Straight-Annual8687: So flat, where's the tits?
[+6] u/draaavn: Wtf just happened to my puts LOL
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Wish I was an unvaccinated Amish child, instead of buying rklb calls
[+6] u/prana_fish: It never ceases to amaze me how the Orange dipshit can just fucking ramble on literally nothing.
[+6] u/Emergency_Code_5525: Was up 5k this morning now down 10k am I doing this right
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Bond market forced gay sex
[+5] u/Old_Archer_1212: I saw SPX hit 7,666.66 for one second. It’s over.
[+5] u/Shire696: Looking at my port. Seeing numbers that are just incredible. Numbers nobody has ever seen. -98%, -99%. In some cases even -100%
[+5] u/Icommandyou: lol the army secretary resigned because 🥭 wants to only talk about his ballroom and doesn’t care about the war he started
[+5] u/itslikewoow: These truth social messages used to pump the market 3%. Looks like people aren’t buying what he’s selling like he used to.
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: "they otta stop that stupid war"... the audacity
[+5] u/PatientAd9394: Dark pool activity:
Sell side 343million block trade on VOO
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Need QQQ 710, then AVGO shrek
[+5] u/zephyrs85: I'm so retarded that if I went back in time knowing everything I know now, I don't think I would make any difference
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: Kangaroo market sucks dick
[+5] u/Orin_n: HOLY GREEN CANDLE 🔥🔥
[+5] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: Has LULU lost it's 🍋🍋🍋???
[+5] u/ez399017: Can someone please buy treasuries? I don’t want to see Bessent cry
[+5] u/i_empathetic: Market finally realizing NVDA is ridiculously undervalued?
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: It's funny how the market looks for any excuse to pump, while dumping is slow, low volume, and hesitant. We've been mostly just getting overnight dumps while the market during the day is fairly steady. The fear isn't really there, it's just been cautious profit-taking selloffs. When we get some actual fear going, the real fun will begin.
[+5] u/curling_rocks: why is biden doing this to us?
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: NVDA goes flat all year round and in one day pumps out of nowhere lol
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: crazy how there's still buying demand when price is making lower highs lol, is spy about to moon?
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: YOU KNOW WHAT IS A GOOD STRATEGY? SELL IN AUGUST AND GO AWAY
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Don’t panic yet.
O.K. now you can panic.
[+5] u/1-800-YOLO: Booooooy I wanna see them files
[+11] u/samwehl: Jury still can’t decide if strangling your kids is wrong. Oh Lordy this world 😣
[+9] u/0point42au: Lutnik: AI data centers don’t use water.
Federal reserve guy: higher bond yields signal strong economy.
Idiocracy 2
[+7] u/neal_73: Will SNDK ever go above 1800? Asking for a friend who is a bagholder. Thank you.
[+6] u/ShortPossession8267: Trump this Trump that, is all about portable cameras these days
[+6] u/CJtheHermitt: ASTS passed RKLB LOLOLOL
[+6] u/infinitewaters107: Can’t even be happy about making money today.
My 5 year old crayfish just died after failing to molt. Damn, I’d happily trade away some money just to get him back :’(.
[+6] u/Trashpanda7193: Someone explain why we pumping today (im in semis)
[+6] u/Hairy_Check_4784: I'm so grateful to know that bers are fuk
[+6] u/lxrynz: is your screen upside down?
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: # Trump floats renaming Strait of Hormuz the ‘Trump Strait’
Lol, Lmao even
[+5] u/illegaltaco420: Calls on AVGO.
I have Stockholm syndrome with AVGO.
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: !banbet avgo +10% 1d
[+5] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Whatever happened to the chick with the Cannons?
[+5] u/themourningpoet: Sour hour incoming red by eod
[+5] u/hughsless69: commencing dump protocol
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: SPY break out of a $2 band more than an hour after open challenge (impossible)
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: Market will dump hard into close & after hours!!!! PUTSSS
[+5] u/nyse25: this market is straight balls bruh
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Currently at -200 for the day. Much better than the -5k I was at a few hours ago
[+5] u/i_try_all_day: I got a 2k on HPE calls let’s gooooo
[+5] u/Lopsided_Process5141: God forbid a guy thinks he can stop staring at the screen for a few hours because his calls recovered.
[+5] u/HanzDiamond: Happy Birthday Keanu!
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: US GOV IS SMASHING THE YEN....STOCKS ARE GOING TO MOON LADIES AND GENTS!!!!
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: big money is fading the rally.
[+5] u/TheMangoWorshipper: Can’t believe we’re coming up on 2 years since bers told me a recession was imminent 🥀
[+5] u/MeMeStOnKsWiN: Man it is sad when a $0.60 pump gets you guys excited.
[+5] u/saw-it: Why can’t GOOGL and MSFT be normal
[+5] u/king_of_all_retards: SPY bid ask spread is 2-3 cents
suck balls
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: We gon pump into the close aren't we?
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: All we need is another fake deal to seal the momentum.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Bruh, I got mouths to feed
My own 😤
[+5] u/abcdefgogetter: Wow these retarded GoPro calls are actually paying off
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: straight line down then straight line up lmfao
[+5] u/RoccoFb: Busted my ass today working construction, bought 1 spx call for 110, sold it 15 seconds later for 350 bucks
[+12] u/probably-ck: RIP guy who had 80% of his port in avgo
[+9] u/AmAz3dME: holy SNOW wtf +50k in the bag thank u lord jesus
[+8] u/DumbNutter: Thanks AVGO. You cock-sucking mother fucker
[+8] u/broke_person: AVGO bears celebrated too early. Watch
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Do you guys stare at 1 minute charts all day? I see comments in here about it pumping and then look at a chart and this shit has gone nowhere all day.
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Holy shit rip to the guy holding 200k on AVGO
[+7] u/Moepenmoes: gopro is a pyramid scheme, and you're the bottom block
[+7] u/VariationAgreeable29: Such an overreaction on AVGO. Beat the top line beat the bottom line and beat guidance. Sure, let’s sell off the stock.
[+6] u/DavidLeeBroth: $5K in Dell $200C leaps bought at the beginning of the year are now worth $300K
kek
[+6] u/toydan: BROADCOM Q3 EARNINGS
Adj EPS $3.32 vs $3.23
Revenue $29.59B vs $29.36B
Net Income $13.09B
$AVGO
[+6] u/Fun_Preference4300: Why $HPE down it beats
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: AVGO definitely on my mount rushmore of terrible stocks, just like SOFI and RDDT
[+6] u/niwmo: Some of you bet a house on AVGO and it shows.
[+5] u/lococommotion: Bers getting baited so hard rn
[+5] u/TenFigureNetworth: Open the new thread you BASTARDS
[+5] u/Peeeeech: CNBC: “Treasury yields cool”
Yes, it went from 4.8% to 4.79%.
[+5] u/Master_Bee_5350: Guess who bought SNOW $400 calls for Dec
[+5] u/Avict001: "you're hpe calls are now out of the money" 😭
[+5] u/SirPanic12: AVGO going to cause memory to dump just like in June
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Bets on Avgo dude fumbling this earnings call again?
[+5] u/need20goodmen: Good morning Google community members who else bought at $400 but in the stock for the 'long run?
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Anybody buying SPY puts for tomorrow?
[+5] u/VOO_bull_forever: # dumb ber extremely fucked
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: Life on the line, name one AVGO product.
[+5] u/RJ5R: "Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (March 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (April 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (May 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (June 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (July 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (August 2026)
"Iran called me, they want to make a deal very badly" (September 2026) <---- ***we are here***
[+5] u/oldprecision: I didn't fall for the AVGO dump this time. Mama didn't raise no dummy.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Wait did they just print a miss and correct it? wtf
[+5] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Threw in a buy order for AVGO after hours, went back to work for a few minutes and came back to -2k lmaooo
[+5] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: Markets dropping because broadcom is projecting revenue $200M below guidance and margins of 66% instead of 67%... Yes that's it.
[+5] u/MyNameIsntSharon: AVGO had a pretty good earnings. Just goes to show that expectations are massive in AI. If you meet expectations it’s not good enough.
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: AVGO pretty much lives in the tech cuck-chair.
[+5] u/tsunamiwaves_: We will see the greatest earnings comeback with AVGO, watch.
[+5] u/NeotroO: GOOG breaks $2 Out, only to give it all up.
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Pltr crashing. War must be over
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: Trump Strait is open!
[+5] u/toydan: $HPE HPE and Oracle Deepen Networking Collaboration to Accelerate Gigawatt-Scale AI Infrastructure
\*HPE SEES FY ADJ EPS $3.75 TO $3.85, SAW $3.35 TO $3.45
[+5] u/Turtlesaur: AVGO;
The Q4 outlook is lower than expected at $34.8 billion, which might be causing a pullback. It expects semiconductor revenue to rise 236% year-over-year next quarter to $21.7 billion.
[+5] u/CerebrumMortuus: Donny is Donny, and the market is Stormy Daniels
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: im starting to think that i am not cut for trading
[+5] u/jraiv420: 🥭 tacoed doesn't expect strikes to last any longer
[+5] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: I love using Robinhood's "Simulate My Returns" feature for my options. I'm always a .10 move away from breaking even no matter what the price is.
[+5] u/ThatFUTGuy: guys, it’s time to say goodbye for awhile to green stonks, it’s correction time baby 😎
[+5] u/EnginrA: I’m a man who loves women, simple as that
[+5] u/skychief99: It must be tiring working the night shift at Wendy's and then blowing your entire $250 paycheck trading options from your bedroom in moms' basement.
[+5] u/Econo_and_me: everyone doubted go pro sounds stressed in other stock rn. i’m quite peaceful. #goproorgohome
[+5] u/fredditf: Broadcom $AVGO Q3’26 Earnings Highlights
Revenue: $29.6B (Est. $29.36B); +86% YoY
Adj. EPS: $3.32 (Est. $3.24); +96% YoY
AI Semiconductor Revenue: $16.7B; +221% YoY
Non-GAAP Operating Income: $20.1B (Est. $19.73B); +92% YoY
Q4 Guide:
Revenue: ~$34.8B (Est. $35.03B)
Non-GAAP Operating Income: ~66% of projected revenue
AI Semiconductor Revenue: $21.7B
Segment Net Revenue:
Semiconductor Solutions: $20.8B; +127% YoY
Infrastructure Software: $8.8B; +29% YoY
Other Q3 Metrics:
Free Cash Flow: $13.7B (Est. $13.76B); +95% YoY
Cash Flow From Operations: $14.2B; +98% YoY
AI Semiconductor Revenue: $16.7B; +221% YoY
Capital Return:
Quarterly Common Stock Dividend: $0.65/share
Cash Dividend Paid: $3.1B
Comments:
“Demand for our custom AI accelerators and networking continues to be very strong.”
“In Q4 the momentum continues, and we expect AI semiconductor revenue to accelerate to $21.7 billion, up 236% year-over-year.”
[+5] u/Ayydeeez: It seems like I should take my gut instinct then do the literal opposite and I’ll make money
[+5] u/UnkleSambo: This makes no sense lol
[+5] u/rygypi: please just +50% on my puts that's all im asking for
[+5] u/Vividcalf253: hope he says something stupid to save my puts right now :(
[+5] u/nvidia69420: Mango says stocks market will go up crash confirmed tomorrow 😜
[+13] u/CUbuffGuy: AVGO boys
https://preview.redd.it/4r5gqx1wb6nh1.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=36d67f3d44363b602bc577ecfef586ec86589e8b
[+12] u/thatsmymayo: Absolutely cucked by AVGO. Sold my shares for 349 lol
[+9] u/Lumix3: AVGO doing the same thing as nvda. Dump immediately, then rocket after the call
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: What's with WSB always having a boner with AVGO
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Wtf my avgo calls r cooked
[+7] u/A-Money-Lover: Dell and Snow goes up. Avgo goes down. Guess which one I gambled on
[+6] u/BrockDouken13: Lol: "GoPro to expand into AI data centers after $285 million merger with optical-photonics company"
[+6] u/Anameisheere: # I wish I was a market maker. Life would be so much easier
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: AVGO is GREEN BITCHES. BEARS R CUCKED.
[+6] u/poozyfloor: I remember 3 minutes ago when everyone was RIP AVGO.
[+6] u/Aardvark-Tall: this is what you call fraud avgo
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: BUT WAIT HERE COMES AVGO FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH A STEEL CHAIR
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: HOLY FUCKING SHIT AVGO
*OPENS APP*
AVGO +1%
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: I learned a new options trading strat having to do with some Greek gays or something. Anyways, I just need SPY to hit $100 or $1000 by end of week. Anything in between and I'm ruined
[+6] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: stop losses are for pussies...
[+6] u/YNeverWAlone: Congratulations to all the options sellers
[+6] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: AVGO +1%
BERS R FUCK
[+5] u/CobblerInternal2703: my dumbass just risked 20k to make a quick 400. please tell me how fucking dumb i am even though it worked
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Lotta mental energy to make $30 today lol.
[+5] u/BusinessMud7331: Really need NVDIA to shit the bed tomorrow
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: You must be regarded if you are going to watch the new harry potter series as a millennial.
[+5] u/Tiny_Championship670: stressful ass market
[+5] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Avgo just showed how stupid this is. I made good dough but could've had way more. Its so dumb
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: This place is literally daycare for adults.
[+5] u/Lumix3: bold to call us adults. This is gamblers anonymous
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: I’ve never been this chat so happy for a 2% gain on an earnings for any stock before
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Bers really do only get one day a month.
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Did u try flicking it
[+5] u/RoyaleWithCheesess: Don't worry guys. Just remember it's always darkest...
.. right before it goes pitch black
[+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: Options arent a scam, you just need better timing
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Thought it was a new missle
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: vibe based stock market
[+5] u/SurpiseCurrencyDebas: gonna be major sell offs by friday, no one bag holding on a 3 day weekend, market closed monday
[+5] u/doctorqaz: So AVGO grew 86% and fell down 3%? Lmao
[+5] u/Internal-Hand-4705: Bought AVGO dip on a yolo lmao
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Everyone says avgo is pumping, I check the stock and we’re at fucking $360 get a grip man
[+5] u/JudgmentCharming355: When I do 1% in one day I feel like Warren Buffet
[+5] u/Rosella2562: The huge red candle on Tesla seconds after I buy calls - Can’t make this shit up, why are MMs after the last $200 in my account 😩
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: watching spy, metals, and oil all move in unison is some retard shit
[+5] u/GoonSquadCommand: Always wonderful when your options go -99% when the stock only dropped half a percentage point
[+5] u/Both-Watercress-6811: These reporters are literally retarded
[+5] u/SpiderWil: Dell
Revenue growth: +58%
EPS growth/beat: Exceptional
Guidance raise: Huge
AI demand/backlog: Monster
Overall grade: 9.5/10
HPE
Revenue growth: +34%
EPS beat: Very strong
Guidance raise: Meaningful
AI/server demand: Strong
Overall grade: 8/10
[+5] u/FrankRizzoNGL: Imagine the market not bailing me out of my positions yet 🤬
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: rest in peace guy with snow puts
[+5] u/No_Speaker_7689: Alright 5min is over, time to dump
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Just want everyone to know, I sold my nvdia profits and bought puts @ 224
[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: https://preview.redd.it/2799hkohd5nh1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=78a55ef5213d69cc96303846b5953728dc3b5050
[+5] u/ProfessionalMiddler: I just did something regarded let's see if it pays off
[+12] u/pmotiveforce: You guys are so fuk they didn't even make a thread for tomorrow.
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: NY mayor placing restrictions on ai in schools is a preview of what is to come when democrats win, more ai restrictions as they should
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Remember, it’s a kangaroo market
Which means it will dump tomorrow at the prices it couldn’t stop slamming buys at today
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: I’ve seen a lot of sketchy pinning but this AVGO pin is something different. It’s beyond highly skeptical what’s going on. The MM hedging and release of dark pool buy/sells to keep it pinned should be investigated and obviously it’s not just AVGO it’s been happening for YEARS to almost every stock.
[+7] u/yrnqceo: I had $400 AVGO calls but I pussied out and bought avgx instead. Whew
[+6] u/stock_dude9: Market is going to come to sudden realization that circular financing is the peak of demand and price and it all falls after
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: # Anyone else feel misunderstood?
——-
Couch potato ❌
Armchair warrior ✅
Gambling addict ❌
Price discovery agent ✅
Exit liquidity ❌
Owner/Investor ✅
Cuck ❌
Enjoyer of an open marriage ✅
Wendy’s dumpster slut ❌
Affordable sex worker ✅
[+6] u/ryzetard: core inflation is pretty stable and hiking would not fix oil price pressuring the overall inflation.
what actually needs to happen is mango needs to stop this very needed war because everyone in the world knew that sole reason of iran's existence is to bomb the shit out of washington dc xdd
[+5] u/GurHot8359: AVGO with the 0% move
[+5] u/Clackamas_river: I'll take it, they shit the bed last earnings and it killed a bunch of the semi's
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: Mods are too busy jerking each other off to post the new thread, apparently.
[+5] u/Vlisa: *rubs eyes* AVGO green AND Hock Tan talking? I must be dead and this is just the final hallucinations as the life leaves my eyes.
[+5] u/bornno1: Jalapeño was the codeword = Green
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: Elon hunting stop losses before he debuts his latest piece of shit tomorrow
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: AVGO just fucked both calls and puts 🤣
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: Had an experience with a mcdonalds drive thru worker that couldn’t articulate “mobile order” so I thought she was saying “mobuleodor” and got confused 3 times. Then she got mad lol
[+5] u/stock_dude9: AVGO guided Q4 revs lower than estimates, don’t overlook that fact
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers. Bonds/treasuries/oil don’t matter. LOL.
[+5] u/Disastrous_Cicada_41: hmm maybe OPEN calls cause people are retarded and will try to buy OpenAi..
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: least likely to get any pu$$y (ever in life):
A. SNOW put holders
B. CRDO call holders
[+5] u/Fine-Will: Just buy oil stocks and use the gains to buy gas. Can't go tits up.
[+5] u/slothropdroptop: Iran better be surrending tomorrow or else
[+5] u/Marcus_Aurelius71: Confession: I come and read this thread for some epic one liners.
[+5] u/Snoo23417: I declare... illiquidity!!
[+5] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Avgo will bounce back, just wait for earnings call bruh
[+8] u/SteveStacks: Im happy the $95 in dividend I'll get from AVGO will offset my 7k in losses.
[+7] u/mousepop321: Mods can we ban cashflow and that girl on here?
[+7] u/NotMe357: 2mins until Korean attacks
[+6] u/goodnews_badnews_: If only AVGO could jump tomorrow like NVDA
[+6] u/zuziannka: Massive red day tomorrow for no reason?
[+6] u/Apple2o: Breaking: GoPro secures 1B contract with flock security to increase government surveillance across the southern United States
Stock up 50% overnight
[+6] u/PatientSpider901: I pee with my pants all the way down at the urinal. Not because I have a big johnson, but because I have a nice ass.
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: serious question, how come we don't see crazy shit that happened at WeWork with AI companies. same bubble, same billion+ coming in but where are the tequila, crack cocaine and hooker.
this AI boom is fucking boring as hell
[+5] u/cashflow_: Tested my blood pressure at Publix. 107/77. I live to fight another day
[+5] u/Arabian_Goggles_: Can someone explain what I am missing with Snowflake? As far as I can see they are still massively in the negative for their free cash flow and eps due to sbc.
[+5] u/Wollipthethird: just got an offer from a big band in jacksonville, they were gonna give me 15, 10, 5 million somthin like that. I turnt it down tho to grind from the stonks
[+5] u/goodnews_badnews_: Should’ve played SNOW and not AVGO good god
[+5] u/KroKart100: I think mango is just a rage baiter. Changing the name to trump straight? Lmfao wtf
[+5] u/diefy7321: $11 from ath but bers will try to convince you market crash lmfaooooooooooooooooo
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Everything will go up except mf QQQ
[+5] u/Interesting-Pie8283: "double top" yall are dumb af
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Nothing can save Broadcom at this point.
[+5] u/Expensive-Fly7530: Lost so much money this week that I’m afraid my girlfriend will never eat my butt again :/
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: Watched a dolly parton movie
dem titties bro
[+5] u/Wollipthethird: Amazon better pump tomorrow stg
[+5] u/cashflow_: Official announcement
I will be using the Pakistani Rupee (Rs) as my official reserve currency
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/YoDooley: You could sell a pile of shit by calling it chocolate to the same people buying GoPro.
[+5] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: So we gonna spend all night in the daily?
[+5] u/EzekielGaming6: please my nvda puts go crazy
[+11] u/BubbaGump0125: Chat is moving so fast no one will know I lost it all
[+10] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Mods really left guys, I’m serious. I have enough ammo and fresh water to save only some of you.
[+7] u/im-regarded: Post nut clarity is just depression
[+7] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I’m shorting tf out of GoPro. This shit is gonna go right back down in a week
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵
[+7] u/stupidber: 30k posts on WSB and I still don't really know what guidance is
[+6] u/OB1KENOB: I just found out that I’m a former sperm.
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: You gotta be a little crazy to make it
[+6] u/Normal_Finance_3083: Stupid bear hunter yaps all day doesn't post any positions "LMAO 🤌"
[+6] u/stupidber: All this because someone put a gopro on their cat
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Holy AVGO goes green
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Bears make money the same way bulls lose money, by being retarded **Yes I am retarded**
[+5] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: so war is real and i got margin called
[+5] u/Casualhotpockets: Pee is stored in the balls
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: Imagine if SPY goes red now
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: yyup AVGO going red. already gassed out - 5% by open
[+5] u/thatdude845: Bro I am so glad this war is over. Got dicey there for a couple months.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Gonna start a YT channel and post trading content there. Why actually trade when I can make money talking about it?
[+5] u/Illustrious_Yak_5155: When the overall market seems more solid, $RKLB is at very cheap levels atm. A rebounce seems highly likely. It is very undervalued atm.
[+5] u/browsk: wtf I switch short to long and then it does that 💀
[+5] u/According_To_Me_: They expect 4x within 2 years
[+15] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: People still yelling to support the convict pedo plundering our country lmao
[+11] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Investing few decades back:
>*"Invest in dividends because you are getting a share of earnings. By owning a piece of the business you are entitled to a share of profits distributed to owners. That gives shares intrinsic value regardless of what the market thinks."*
Ten years back:
>*"Invest in companies with massive buybacks, since one day they might become mature companies paying dividends as a share of profits and that will give it intrinsic value.*
Today:
>*"Invest in companies that burns all of its profits and cash into rapidly depreciating CapEx. Then raises debt and dilutes shareholders to put even more into CapEx. One day they may become massive buyback machines, which in turn then one day might become dividend companies."*
[+10] u/IlinistRainbow6: 35k realized profit this month boys LFG
[+10] u/ajibtunes: I miss when goon meant low level mafia employee
[+10] u/Leading_Form_8485: Iran just attacked Kuwait. Large scale. Hence the drop.
[+10] u/billybobbybrownbaby: gonna fully enter safe assets. Full port BTC and GoPro.
[+8] u/Hellmale: It’s already started. Other countries taking their reserves out of the USA. Netherlands 🇳🇱 took out almost 55 tons of Gold bar back from NY Bank and Canada. None trust us anymore.
[+8] u/Ok-End-3213: Bru. Shit has more movement at 1am then all trading hours
[+7] u/doortoNarnia: chat none of the escorts i solicited replied. this is a new low for me
[+7] u/Healthy-Walk-4844: as of close today I am down 72K ytd. I hate myself. From someone who has made any money what do i throw my last 10 at. Idc anymore
[+7] u/OrangMiskin: US tax payers footing the bill for US military personnels humping ladybois in Thailand. LMAO
[+7] u/Sick0h: If you think about it, restaurants should actually tip me for coming into the place to begin with. Don’t even try calling that shit a discount. I want it specifically to be a tip. They can even judge it on how well behaved I am at the table, but at least gimme 10% anyways just for showing up.
[+7] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Healthcare sector pumped recently because they know US soldiers staying in Thailand will be coming back with multiple STIs
[+6] u/big-baller-47: It’s my birthday today 🎉 gonna take a day off work and the markets! Good luck to you regards yolo-ing tomorrow at open 🫡 love ya filthy animals
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: God is unfair. El Chapo had two Latina wives. I have none 😫😫🤌🤌
[+6] u/gayforgoblin: Two days ago I decided to stop doing research and just vibe pick two stocks randomly from my watch list at a 50/50 all-in trade. So far so good.
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Real life 🥭 coin just dropped, we got a living prez on a one dollar coin wtf are we doing 🤌
[+5] u/Annual_Bat2230: MUwU 👉👈 is my fav stonk to trade
[+5] u/EuroRichTrader: Who cares about what AVGO trades at tommorow, we all know they surge the next 14 days.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: This market has been incredibly resilient, but if oil gets over $100 again and 10Y hits 5% it's over
[+5] u/taconomtaco: atp I really might just VOO and chill. might give up on this shit. lost so much money
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Metals and oil dumping too. Is that a glitch in the marketwatch view or is it real?
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Well this is perhaps not good
[+5] u/bluen: Y'all broke the markets
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: What a comeback AVGO🚀
[+8] u/iamjt: Longest 2nd September ever
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # BUY YOU PAPER HANDED KOREANS! ITS JONG KOOK FROM BTS BIRTHDAY 🫰🫰🫰🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists1: Tech gonna bounce like a mother fucker especially small caps 🧢
[+7] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Holy sh**
At this rate, this will be the daily thread for today's market open
[+6] u/OSINTeresting: Sucks to be a US citizen lol
[+6] u/orcassharks: Bonds are bullshit. Every few months they come out spiking a little yield and everyone starts talking about it and then it slithers back into its hole and everyone forgets it. No one is falling for this bullshit anymore.
The reality is no government can afford truly high yields and will do everything possible to suppress it.
Calls every time we have a bond yield spike.
[+6] u/thrwaway1614211: Privately, Trump is having discussions with senior aides about whether to declare the Iran war over, U.S. officials said, noting Trump has said he favors the idea. -- WSJ
let's go
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: You guys think Barron is done loading calls yet?
[+6] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: i really need to reset. my portfolio is down 8% this week and the last 5 things i've done were mistakes (sold too early, gambled with 0DTE, etc).
[+6] u/Harp-Note: I love it when the sunset hits the mountains just right, and they become a beautiful, vibrant pink.
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: I have no clue what’s going on right now. I quit stocks
[+5] u/MusingsAndMind: me: "no no no don't dump out my cup of coffee im saving it for tomorrow it'll still be good, gotta save money"
also me: "welp lost $500 gambling i'll just get another $500 win it back easy"
[+5] u/wattap: I am a tech bull and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next
[+5] u/theineffablebob: Iran war is done this week
[+5] u/OnwardFeats: i have no real purpose or responsibilities in life. I only get dopamine from pretending i trade stocks
[+5] u/Bizonistic: SPY everyday:
1. Pump at open
2. Small dip and try to retest the peak
3. Fail to break through and slowly fade away for the rest of the day
4. Close in red
[+5] u/Rosebunse: I was just thinking about the time my dad's doctor told him that he basically had to keep smoking or else he would bleed out from ulcerative colitis.
We had a good laugh about that.
[+5] u/comancheranche: Nancy having her morning coffee n happy powder as she furiously buys Intel rn
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I'm tired of getting ass raped by algos. Fuck this shit I quit.
[+5] u/greatdppaul: Fking avgo always gives shitty guidance, i hope hock tan be careful with his words and not bring the whole market down
[+5] u/No-Bank-9136: a trillion isnt cool. you know whats cool??? a quadrillion
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Damn. 3 hours after market close and there's still no next day thread.
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: See, the thing about tallboys is you have to drink them just as fast as a 12 oz. can. It’s the same thing as having two beers open at once. And that, kids, is why your beer gets warm.