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[+25] u/defordj: It's just really crazy that two years from now, a lot of you are going to vote for JD Vance
[+15] u/j_b_1983: \+1021.73 today
Now down only $128K vs $129K!!!!
[+14] u/Reasonable-School226: I think it’s time to full port Voo and delete Reddit 🤡
[+14] u/HeftyBox3580: Purchased 1 share of Dell in Nov ‘21 for $55.13 and sold two weeks later for $56.75. That’s how you take profits
[+11] u/LarryStink: Made this comment 14 hrs ago late last night
Tomorrow
bonds 📉 yields📈
Equities 📉
Gold 📉
Oil📈
[+10] u/Actual_Difference617: *Defeated male leaves*
[+10] u/2AMTrader: 4.8 on the 10y note, jesus
[+9] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: This markets just been 3 months of the most butt fuck ass movement I've ever seen. The inly good month was around may unless you're in AI infrastructure.
[+8] u/toydan: \*DELL SEES FY REV. $192B, SAW $165B TO $169B, EST. $173.76B
\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q ADJ EPS $7.04, EST. $4.90
\*DELL 2Q AI-OPTIMIZED SERVERS REV. $16.40B, EST. $16.03B
\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q TOTAL NET REV. $46.97B, EST. $44.78B
\*DELL TECHNOLOGIES 2Q ADJ. OPER INCOME $5.93B, EST. $4.18B
$DELL
[+7] u/noobletato: SPY could have been well past 800 if 🥭 didn't fuck shit up
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Tomorrow gunna be a massive rally because everyone now thinks it’s going to be a blood bath. Then Thursday it Giga dumps
[+7] u/BackgroundNet1: Imagine being a regard who bought dell calls ten minutes before close but backed out last second. I don't have to imagine 😂😂
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: I got one dell put because why not
[+6] u/brave100: if only dell calls werent so expensive, i wouldve played it
[+6] u/h8beinsober08: Very green tomorrow morning
[+6] u/31andnotdone: One of those days where I want to be anyone but me.
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: imagine being right 90% of the time but still being down ytd
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # OH WE FUCKIN PUMPING TOMORROW BOYS
# MASSIVE MOVE OFF THE BOTTOM AND AFTER HOURS
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Remember how much money we all had at noon when MU was green?
[+6] u/thatsmymayo: AVGO either halves or doubles my port tomorrow
[+6] u/Marcellouss: Crazy how a -.8% SPY translates into a -7% portfolio every time :)))
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Somethings brewing
My timing has been way too good since basically august
This can only mean I’m going to get baited by the ultimate trap followed by the Great Depression
Edit just checked: since the 29th july of I’ve won on 41/43 trades, it’s going to be so over
[+5] u/financiallythriving: S&P down 2% from peak with this close
>!Only 38% more to go!<
[+5] u/31andnotdone: cant find dopamine anywhere.
[+5] u/That-Decision-7194: Wish i never discovered options
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: DELL +25% after ER, +another 50% after announcing partnership with Anthropic.
[+5] u/Organic-Calendar-244: DELL TO THE FKN MOON
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Feels like they have plundered as much as they wanted and are now just gonna fuck the markets and economy. Puts everywhere
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Hope Mrs Dell got enough money to fix her face
[+5] u/j_b_1983: LOL Dell is the one company that pops after earnings report.
[+5] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Dell gonna open at the same price it did this morning
[+5] u/Eric142: Bears : "WOW DELL IS AT PRICES NOT SEEN THIS MORNING
2min later
Bears: "WOW DELL IS AT PRICES NOT SEEN THIS WEEK"
1 Day later
Bears : "FUCK I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT DELL"
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Dell saved the market lmao
[+5] u/davidbigham: And Dell is back to yesterday price. 🤡🤡
[+5] u/dreamwagon: Finally released my GTLB bags at a profit! Congratulations to the next generation of bag holders!
[+5] u/NotMe357: Dump Dell -7% and pump it +10%. With about +3% gain and call it a day lol
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Fucking 🥭 posting docs generated by chatGPT. We are in the new age, nothings real.
[+5] u/DecisionPerfect3858: The good news is got DELL puts at the open today, the bad news is that I didn’t sell them.
[+5] u/AwakenedBeast616: DELL IV was priced for a $60 move ($70 if you took monthlies instead of weeklies)
This is a $45 move
Say hello to premium crush
[+5] u/upvz: buy leaps they said. I buy. stock goes up today and is green, leaps down 20% anyway
[+5] u/Normal_Silver4582: I bought Dell calls yesterday.... So I lose even with Dell calls :)
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: This ingrown hair on my chest is going to be epic when it finally comes to a head.
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: REDDIT’s definition of rich:
Net Worth:
- $0 poor
- $1-100 doing okay
- $100-1k privileged
- $1k-10k upper middle class
- $10k-100k rich
- $100k-999,999 filthy rich
- $1m+ filthy disgustingly horribly rich and everything above this is the same
In REAL LIFE, anything below $5m is poor and $10m is fu money and you need $50m to be rich and ultra rich you need billions.
[+5] u/welrope: Start moaning when he does it.
[+5] u/Utilize3372: If you call that pumpin, I'd hate to be your wife.
[+23] u/sevyger89: Iran doing a lot of damage for a country with no more missiles
[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: Today is national fuck your net worth day
[+11] u/FuckModAss: Is it really so bad to just wanna hit a 10 bagger with 100% of my portfolio just once?
[+11] u/BFox1982: Honestly, getting kinda tired of all this winning.
[+10] u/diefy7321: # Need more ai data centers for my $499 ai toothbrush lmfao
[+9] u/Wollipthethird: Good news: I don’t have to worry about capital gains taxes after today!
[+9] u/flowingwin: I need to quit options and just start buying stocks with full margin like a proper retard
[+9] u/BFox1982: I, for one, am SHOCKED that Pete Kegsbreath doesn't have a plan.
[+8] u/CPA-hole: My portfolio was the victim of targeted strikes
I will be retaliating
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: i ate lettuce today and I just had diarrhea... is it happening...
[+8] u/MBBOrBust-: 🥭successfully turned everyone liberal. We’re really never seeing another republican president again
[+8] u/andytobbles: What a dumb thing to say, it will ease oil prices which eases inflation expectations. That will cause rates to drop.
[+7] u/Low_Plastic363: US 10-yr yields highest since April 2007. GFC really took off in October 2007.
Japan 10-yr highest since 1996. The Asian Financial Crisis began in July 1997.
UK Gilts 10-yr highest since April 2008 - same month its GFC "great recession" began.
All three are happening at the same time. The AI spend real casualty might be flooding debt markets so that government borrowing costs increase, so that people leave equities for "safe" bond yields.
[+7] u/2Frum4U: I’m just glad we already won the war back in march
[+7] u/Basic-Initiative-298: Inflation ripping, yields pumping, corporate capex at all time highs with straight garbage products coming out, government spending at all time highs, male college graduate job market decimated, and yet boomers will say millennials and gen z are the problem. Lmao we literally control nothing and are given 0 opportunities to produce.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: GOOGLE SET TO RELEASE GEMINI 3.8 FLASH AI MODEL THIS WEEK: WSJ
*GOOGLE EMPLOYEES PREFERRED GEMINI 3.8 FLASH OVER CLAUDE OPUS IN TESTS WITHIN GOOGLE'S INTERNAL CODING TOOL: WSJ
GEMINI SAVE ME
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: And obviously I have Goog puts
[+7] u/ThanktheLord_33: I am a bull, but man do things look fucking bleak.
[+7] u/amanj41: What’s going on w Google AH?
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: It makes perfect sense to sell all these great companies growing earnings at 30% or more because it’s “September”. And don’t forget to sell your software stocks too because “Iran”. I mean oil prices sure do affect the number of licenses that CRM can sell. And then just buy it back in October right? Surely everyone here will be smart enough to time those dips perfectly.
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: I’m seeing a video being shared on X of American medevac helicopters in Jordan. Iran said they hit a US base in Jordan and specifically targeted marines due to a US airstrike that hit a wedding earlier today.
Still unconfirmed though. Might be a massive escalation if it’s real
[+6] u/yahooms: # AT THIS RATE, ANTHROPIC MAY SURPASS GOOG IN MARKET CAP.
# KEEP GOING DOWN 1% EVERY DAY, PINCHAI, YOU WILL GET THERE
[+6] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: This is how the stock market works. A random ass stock gets pumped, everyone buys the top and then gets fucking rug pulled. Rinse and repeat with the next random ass motherfucking stock.
[+6] u/Basic-Initiative-298: You'd think a trillion dollar company like Google would have the most recent news when you google "News". My god. It's literally the most popular search term on the planet and it's garbage. Once again I reiterate my point, the products these trillion dollar companies produce are garbage. I'm so sick of it.
[+6] u/shutnr: One day we will get an actual pull back and this sub will get turned to dust
[+6] u/InterestingBase6286: Market feels dead right now honestly
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Mood worse than liberation day
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: crypto got the tariffs and Iran memo 3 weeks late. now comes new lows
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: bro, this entire thing propped up by a retard with dementia and i cannot overstate this, we are gonna be totally fried one day because of it🤠
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: For a military that was defeated 6 months ago, they stay putting belt to ass lol
[+6] u/Big_Love_3070: Trading in 2020 was more fun. Now I just lose money
[+6] u/OsmanthusWineEnjoyer: Betting on horses felt more respectable than this
[+6] u/No-Bee-4692: Spy 2% off ath and high beta stocks getting beat down every day. Semis are cooked if we go into a real bear market
[+6] u/0____0_0: Is this chat an acknowledgment that were all screaming into a void with no desire to wait for response to respond to others
[+6] u/Vlisa: more buyers than sellers in AH
[+5] u/drakilian: In this market fon't forget to sell after you've received your government mandated daily green candle. You get one of them only.
[+5] u/Exciting-Serve-2676: Dell bent every single option trader over today regardless of position.
[+5] u/need20goodmen: If the fed hikes rates whos most likely going to be buying rope?
Spacetards
Memorytards
Neocloudtards
[+5] u/DrSeuss1020: Fucking obliterated to pieces
[+5] u/Sick0h: So tired of this ball gargling market
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: Mango ruined my favorite fruit
[+5] u/Famous_Conflict4276: man i feel stupid, I wanted to go all in on Dell
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Iran closed the Strait to get revenge on their portrayal in the hit movie 300
[+5] u/housemouse431: im down 5k since last week and not even on options just my stock holdings are fucking acting like trash as well.
[+5] u/Azurebbit: Bers are wrong as usual we are going back up tomorrow just needed to take a breather. Mark my words this month - we're going to be up it's just going to be a bit bumpy
[+5] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Do you guys consistently do better with calls or puts? When do you pull the trigger? ONLY ANSWER IF YOU ARE NOT DOWN 90% ALL TIME THANKS.
[+5] u/Vlisa: "Where the hell is the volume??"
>Market cascades off the edge like a waterfall
"Wait, no."
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: got my ass rawdogged today. thanks
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: Koreans are gonna panic sell aren’t they… I’m tired boss
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Hypothetically, if a nuke were to be dropped in Iran what would $spy do?
[+5] u/Wollipthethird: Can we plz fix search function???
[+5] u/ath459: GoPro gonna be the rug pull of the decade
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Send $DELL to the strait to resolve everything else
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: The bags get heavier
And my forearms get stronger
It's a vicious cycle
[+5] u/SnowZulu: https://preview.redd.it/r2m84jhmvymh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe16f68400783dd2682d3df56b697fd3900be4b
[+5] u/solariac: RKLB baggies seething when they realize they got pump and dumped by a bunch of charlatans in management LMFAO
[+5] u/Specialist-Lie-9548: wow DELL BACK TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE THIS WEEK HOW GREAT
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: The last 6mo has been the longest 2 weeks of my ~~day trading career~~ options gambling addiction.
[+9] u/twostroke1: I kinda wish I was of gambling age during the dot com crash.
I would have been balls deep in pets dot com calls for sure.
[+8] u/Greater_daredevil: Why didn:t you sell on friday
[+8] u/daddysgirl794: Oil heading to $100 again guh
[+8] u/mayorolivia: I’m kind of tempted to be a gay bear next few months. I don’t see light at end of the tunnel. All these macro problems are sell inflicted by you know who.
[+8] u/Anameisheere: I honestly wish I didn’t find this sub two months ago, then I would still have $6k. This ain’t even gambling, it’s gambling with 50x worse odds 😔
[+8] u/Ok_Veterinarian6386: if AVGO dumps I will lose the house and wife
[+7] u/Aardvark-Tall: NEW POLL: 63% of Americans reject President Trump's executive order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America, according to a Reuters/Ipsos survey
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: PORTFOLIO DOWN, CALLS ARE TOAST BUT IM LISTENING TO Nat King Cole - L-O-V-E, EATING AN ANCHOVY CROSTINI. LIFE IS GOOD REGARDS!
[+7] u/YNeverWAlone: Heard a boomer have a full on speakerphone conversation about the right color yellow for whatever he was buying with Gemini three aisles over while shopping today. Kept telling the actual employee how impressive he thinks it is. So I don’t know calls on googl I guess puts on boomers.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Everyone posting asts loss porn suggests bottom is near
[+7] u/Hellmale: I think SPY will open at $759 and drill down to $755🤔
[+6] u/Alive_Sheepherder106: I’ll bet my entire port and my life savings that we will never see a green day in semis ever again
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: I dunno I’m buying calls
[+6] u/Ok_Veterinarian6386: I think imma be done with options guys
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Is it just me or does bessent sound scared as fuck
[+6] u/cashflow_: I spent too much time in South America now Google thinks I’m Latino
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Alpha male lions dont bury their shits for the same reason i dont flush in friend's houses.
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: It’s 1st of September and I’m done for this month already 😭😭😭😭 all last months gains gone
[+5] u/Civil-Soup2863: Dell reveals it’s partnering with OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, Saudi Arabia, Ghandi, and Rosa Parks to release their new laptop series.
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Im really losing my patience.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Got pounded so hard today I can’t feel a thing
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: my coworker's wife been going to the gym for the last 2 months and he tells me she's "loving every minute of it" while he has NEGATIVE interest to go. oh boy...how do I politely tell him his wife's gonna get smashed by some hungry 20 year olds if he doesn't step up to the plate?
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: this market feels like its engineered for maximum pain. probably going to see god candles now that im shrt
[+5] u/Ok_Veterinarian6386: 9/11 soon buy spirit airlines guys trust
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: We'll see North Korea's stock market outperform South Korea's by EOY.
[+5] u/Ble_h: Taco broke the ultimate truce today. He fucked around during market hours.
[+5] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: It's almost like my day isn't complete until I blow my whole day's gains
LMAO
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: SNOW gettin pampered tomorrow
[+5] u/Amazing_Plankton744: As long as I hit the wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per hour, the instant the lightning strikes the tower, or make a fuckload of money tomorrow, everything will be fine
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: How do the potato chip people fill bags?
Do they put smaller pieces in first and then top it off with nice, big ones?
[+5] u/SvV_Ying: 0.5 down in 5 days, up on the month, up on the year.
‘Crash is here’
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: BREAKING NEWS
🥭 Has been admitted to Walter Reed medical center for extreme diaper rash. 🥭 Has been roiiokg in the same poopy diaper for two days because he likes it
[+5] u/organicMango_: any retard move for tomorrow?
[+5] u/Beneficial_Sign7580: Can my retarted ass just hit big on one option so I can retire from this bs
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: I just signed at $35 Billion GPU financing deal with myself. Getting out of this trailer park, bitches
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: Bessent's responses just full of garbage hyperbole. Doesn't sound like someone from treasury, just a scared 🥭 quisling reading Stephen Miller's bad poetry.
[+5] u/nothingsusphere: I just timed the top, I believe I’ll chase this feeling for the rest of my life
[+5] u/traderbusto: Bessent on Iran: “Every member of the media in this room should be ashamed of taking a lying regime at face value.”
[+5] u/Kindled808: One more large memory rip before the splits
[+5] u/Metal-Water: A few days before September 11, 2001, unusually high volumes of put options were traded on airline stocks UAL and AMR. On September 6, UAL put volume was more than 20× the call volume.
Source: 9/11 Commission (dot) gov
[+5] u/Educational_List_390: Lmao DELL massive beat still down on the day
[+5] u/No_Speaker_7689: DELL GOT HIS MONEY BACK
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: We've been over this a million times. The missiles fly. Stocks drop -1%. "Ceasefire VIII - Judgement Day". Stocks rise +2%.
[+5] u/toxicsuppression: Bye Tim apple. Hello John Apple
[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: Broadcom ticker symbol should be BDCM and not AVGO
[+5] u/spilledonwhite: Bloomberg vs CNBC, go
[+5] u/Ble_h: I did not consent to getting ass fucked today
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #It's now known as Lake Bearhunter LMAO🤌⛹🏾♀️
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Why are Americans so fucking bad at driving when they literally live in their cars and spend most of their lives driving around LMAO🤌⛹🏾♀️⛹🏾⛹️
[+8] u/Both-Watercress-6811: my spreads were doing well until we bombed IRAN
[+8] u/TheGodDavidLoPan: That lady is gonna get away with strangling her 3 children.
[+8] u/daviper87: # RKLB lost their big NASA Mars contract to Bezos LMAO🤌
[+7] u/reeeeso: Just taco the war is over : then do it again 5x again
[+7] u/infinitewaters107: Maybe we were the ones who actually died during Covid and we are in purgatory having to live with this shithole of a realm…
[+7] u/accountingsavage10: My company fired people to cut costs and leverage AI. We are now hiring people again, brilliant
[+6] u/TaintedCleric: It’s bear month boys, shield your calls
[+6] u/iIiiiIiiIiiIilllil: Hopefully 🥭 does something idiotic and markets further tank. I like my odds
[+6] u/ArnoldisKing: these are stocks i have positions in, want to add to, or start a position in -
ALREADY OWN - AMZN, BRK-B, NVDA, MSFT, AAPL, GOOG, RDDT, NFLX, JPM, ASTS, VOO, QQQ
DONT OWN YET - KO, MU, MELI, SOFI, COST, WMT
any of these worth buying? I bought 1 share each of goog and asts today
[+6] u/rhuffq: Why doesn’t Trump just sign an executive order that Iran surrenders?
[+6] u/Spiritual-Ebb9560: Couldn't you have just said you made 10.5k. god the regardless in this thread is blowing my mind.
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Dyson trained an AI on 470,000 dental images and put it inside a toothbrush. With a camera. That flosses for you. In real time.
Launched today.
I'm waiting for a Chinese brand to launch this at $50 in 2027
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: How are we not in a bear market. I’m losing money on everything I buy
[+5] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Dell is still lower than it was last night, lmao.
[+5] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: Dollar cost averaging is like the martingale strategy of stocks. You still end up dead broke, but you have the benefit of feeling like you're on to something the whole way down.
[+5] u/LaserGuy626: Lol Michael Burry down on his Nvidia calls and puts R.I.P
[+5] u/Difficult-Acadia756: Nothing, trump has fucked us uo big time
[+5] u/HumbleWinnerrr: Honestly I’m kinda tired
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Looking through the Chipotle app and saw large chili lime chips and guacamole: $9.35
#lmfaooooooo
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: WW3 might be a thing
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
[+5] u/Diet_Water: When you see a stock skyrocket and are angry that you didn’t invest…even tho you had never heard of it 5 seconds before.
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Billie Ellish is hot 🥵 but I bet she's batshit crazy/difficult
[+5] u/Bravadette: Fear and greed went from fear to neutral today 💀 oh boy
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Bout tired of shit stain and this inflation
I’m just trying to re finance
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: kospi gonna hit circuit breakers tonight
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: Congratulations to Dell for finally being the 2nd richest person in the world!
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: TACO is the weirdest cope/nickname because if anything he always oversteps boundaries
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: The search comment feature is as reliable as 🥭 's sphincter.
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: MongoDB stands for 🥭 DoucheBag
[+5] u/Cdecar06812: Well day two of a possible correction. Or just a minor dip? On every bounce from now until the end of October, I’m selling a position until I’m comfortable that markets have settled!
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine still voting within party lines
Clown ass 💩
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Remember that time all the qanon peeps gathered at the Dealey Plaza fully believing JFK Jr. was going to show up and announce 🥭 won the 2020 election?
Those people bought calls.
[+5] u/Onnimation: I'm both bull and bear depending on market conditions but damn does this feel like it's about to crash 📉
[+5] u/StyleActual2773: At least partly due to an obsession with product and surgery
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: depends on your lifestyle, 10 million at 5% sounds nice, take the residual and donate it to citadel via 0DTE
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Does it matter? I'm pissed off for the first time in a while
[+5] u/No_Fig_7835: Memes are all we got at this point tho
[+19] u/AlasKansastan: Trump fucked up the greatest bull run in history
[+9] u/NotRllytho: You guys think asking a girl out is too risky, but will yolo your entire life savings or retirement on one shitty stock
[+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: Go Pro bros are gone…this is a plus
[+9] u/Worried_Quarter469: Vance: I'm trying to focus on doing as much of God's work as possible. And if that leads to the end times, okay
Biblical circuit breaker confirmed ✅
[+8] u/jeffreyianni: Just fuckin crash already
[+7] u/JustLurkCarryOn: My financial advisor bought me some RDDT a few months back and it’s already down 30% if you’re in here Josh imma fucking firing you tomorrow you bitch.
[+7] u/QuailEquivalent2625: The Koreans are here
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: A lot of you will die but that is just a risk 🥭 is willing to take
[+6] u/darkspherei: it's our time bear fam les go SeptemBEAR🐻🌈
[+6] u/OnwardFeats: Anyone who makes money on the vix is a genius in my book
[+6] u/RJ5R: 30 yrs mortgage rate gonna hit 7% tomorrow
[https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/](https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/)
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said he feels a very strong rally is right around the corner
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: All i want is to put 10k on an option and get a 10000% return is that too much too ask? am i greedy?
[+6] u/Careless-Place-170: thank you for sharing, very insightful
[+5] u/znightmaree: This entire year would have been like April and May if 🥭 had an above room temperature IQ
[+5] u/cbusoh66: And from our things can't get worse bureau, NASA announced they awarded the Mars Orbiter to Blue Origin and not RKLB whom their blowhard CEO claimed they had it all pretty much locked up...
RKLB bloodbath tomorrow
[+5] u/zlordbeats: you can search any fucking thing on this cursed site and hentai roleplay gooner shit will pop up
# puts on reddit bruh
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Will the Koreans save the day?
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: So where’s all people saying 🥭was playing 4D chess to pay off the debt at lower yields 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/Cav829: Cramer thought it necessary to say he thinks rate cuts are unlikely. Maybe he just wanted to have one prediction that would be right.
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: 🇺🇸 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: I can’t wait until we fix this trade imbalance so I can get a job at a factory building iphones
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Axios says the US has attacked two Iranians tankers under a new tanker-for-tanker policy
It's a tanker war
The 70s are so back. Groovy baby
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: Dell to $700 eod leaking into $840 by open tmr
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: THE MANGO TRADEOFF: escalate a war by bombing a wedding with millions of dollars of munitions paid by taxpayers, IN RETURN, get your own base bombed and your soldiers killed- RESULT- No changes in regards to ending the conflict
[+5] u/OnwardFeats: If Cramer had a hot blonde cohost with big boobs he’d get more viewers
[+5] u/Midget_Molester10: when do the numbers go up instead of down
[+5] u/UHNNNNNNNN: peace fire missles going very well\
[+5] u/Ok_Holup: It’s going to be a real shitticane Randy
[+5] u/ziggyho: It’s because Kevin warsh is buying the dip
[+5] u/SomePolack: It’s a slow bleed so people don’t panic
If they can’t get these bond yields down market is fucked
[+17] u/regardus_maximus: dude i fucking hate mango so fucking much why the fuck does he have to fuck literally everything up qqq was on a nice push to ath and this stupid motherfucker had to just go bomb iran after they fucking asked him to make a fucking deal the exact thing he wanted to do holy fuck this man has never gotten head before that must be it
[+13] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Holy fuck, the 10 yr just crossed 4.8%, WTI is above $90, and the Yen is above 160. Bessent is pissing and shitting himself.
[+11] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: Barely any DD on WSB anymore. This place is nothing but a bol/ber fuk echo chamber
[+8] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: When Bessent started the bs about trying to flatten the yield curve bond vigilantes saw the writing on the wall. He’s starting to panic and we can’t financially engineer our way out of this mess
[+7] u/Cultural-Big-6990: Divided govt is good, mango cant do as much dumb shit
[+6] u/jokull1234: “Tanker for tanker” is a crazy choice for an administration that is desperately trying to keep oil prices down lol
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Imagine thinking you can fill Venezuelan sludge into your gas tank.
[+6] u/throwingitanyway: how many eyelashes do you have
[+5] u/Annual_Cap_6107: yields too high, cash gang time
[+5] u/Moxisxsx: We are trading in a market of piss and shit
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Yields tried cocaine today after being clean since the 80s. Wild times
[+5] u/Cockballzz: Me revenge trading USO puts
I can stay retarded longer than USO remains over $140
[+5] u/Rebel8787: Bad day at work, bad day in the market chat 😔🤌🏾
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: dude why is mango so fucking retarded why cant he just fucking stop it already. they wanted to make a deal holy fucking shit
[+5] u/Rebel8787: Just got off Instagram reels, if you don’t have 4 mil by 23 you’re in the minority and it’s permanently over for you
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: You know what’s a great investment in an oil spike? FedEx. Oh wait no it’s not the market is just retarded and hasn’t sold it off yet
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Yolo spy 759p expiring tomorrow. Pray for me
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: AVGO big beat and raise. Ends the week at 410
[+5] u/DaFlyingGriffin: What an odd trading day. I both gained and lost over a thousand dollars multiple times throught the day trying to scalp these choppy moves that kept on trending.
[+5] u/Sea_Stand_164: YEAH SEPTEMBER MIGHT NOT BE GOOD FOR MARKET
[+5] u/Samjabr: Dell went up as much as it dropped during the regular session 😆
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Petition to rename europe to eastern usa
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: Go Pro joins up with ALL Birds to "lean into" Ai data centers. When asked how they will contribute to this fascinating trillion dollar wasteland, Go Pro CEO Peckerhead Jones said "Well we can train our cameras with Ai to make sure all the pretty lights in the data centers are blinking at all times. 24/7 without humans."
[+5] u/AxemanFromMA: Wish me luck this weekend… asking this girl I’ve been seeing for 3 months to be my gf. I’m turning 29 this month and I’m single living with my parents. She knows that and she’s cool with it. Going to buy a place w her
[+5] u/vermilli21: Come on Koreans, give us a circuit breaker to start off the month
[+5] u/OG_L0c: I invented a lychee scent perfume. r/debtfree, here I come!
[+5] u/_hopkins: Fucking Reddit app. Searching the comments is completely broken
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: market pre-dumping cuz of midterms. But if they sold already who is gonna sell more
maybe we go down more but I don't think we get another spy -10% this year, so it's probably only up from here
MU earnings in 4 weeks also
[+5] u/peelemme: ok when do the bulgogi bois wake up
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: For me derisking is frantically pumping money into my account so my positions don't get liquidated
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: powell was wall streets lapdog fuck that idiot
[+5] u/liquidtv78: Dude, your parents didnt get you a Dell?
[+8] u/Quick1711: 🥭 is truly the biggest moron on the planet.
Guess he’s raising the price of gas just in time for the holiday weekend.
Oy vay
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Stop panicking, market is just pricing in America being permanently fukt. No biggie.
[+8] u/TheRealArmament: How many of you can sustain 60 consecutive days of -1%
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Bottom is in....I was a little late due to traffic but now taking clients.
[+8] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I've only got laid by 3 chicks since I've been a member here...over a long time frame too
[+7] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Rich dad Poor dad is now $1.2B in debt.
Maybe my $50K debt isnt much
[+7] u/hayleybts: My portfolio will cease out of existence if we don't get ceasefire this week. I might comeback in October
[+6] u/PatientAd9394: I miss sleepy joe market
[+6] u/Waste-Milk2716: Just liquidated my entire portfolio. I can’t handle this shit anymore
[+6] u/ffffgggggggggfg: Im 50% in 3x goog. Will be looking at this thread in retirement again. Thx guys
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Funny I didn't have "get buttfucked into the 9th dimension" on my portfolio bingo card.
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: My dinner tonight is based on the market and right now market is Lo Mein
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' self-help author Robert Kiyosaki is $1.2 billion in debt
[+5] u/llasar17: apparently asking during a interview if they drug test for that position is not how you get a second interview
[+5] u/calvin_tam: ❌ Boots on the ground
✅ Booties on the ground
[+5] u/Abe2025: Lol. Its fckin over and you all know it.
[+5] u/East-Description-243: fuck... I'm officially at a loss in 2026
[+5] u/Impossible_Sky7127: oil almost to 100$ we are legitimately cooked boys
[+5] u/dweeegs: Yayyy can’t wait to once again open down 200 points on the nasdaq
[+5] u/Travis---Beckmen: CEO of reddit eats his snickers bar with a knife and fork.
[+5] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The 10-year Treasury yield is 4.81%, oil is near $92, and the labor market is weakening. The Fed is in a box of its own design. Do nothing and inflation and unemployment both rise. Do something and it's the same result, only faster. Do what's needed and it's a financial crisis.
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: What happened to those Qanon people who thought Mango was messianic?
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Jesus Christ
At least go back to $767-$770 tomorrow please or I’m gonna have to find a 2nd job to continue my gamble
[+5] u/legible_print: Dell earnings are downstream confirmation of continued memory demand
The memory cycle will continue
[+5] u/yaboy778899: I have Dell 535 9/4 call. Am I fucked?
[+5] u/SpaRKyy1337: Rheinmetall long afterhybrid attacks on germany by russia
[+5] u/Affectionate_Pin9365: Bessent has finally commented on this exchange between iran and the US. Bessent says Iran is no longer threatening attacks, it is carrying them out
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Holy shit that Australian breakdancer lady has a documentary on Netflix.
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Just found out that 🥭 is cutting down over 100 of the cherry trees in DC for a stupid golf course. Those have been there for like 80 years. Is there anything this guy isn't destroying??
[+5] u/userusery24: I am losing money the fuck is this shit
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Shit I typeo’d myself into sounding emo
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Oil market getting super hot right before Labor Day is like double whammy on my wallet
[+5] u/OkBox3637: The funniest part was when people still paid $1.65 for GoPro today
[+11] u/imsolost3090: Bols it's okay just let it happen, it only hurts a little at first 🥒🍑
[+10] u/Dectane12345: My portfolio must be located in Iran
[+9] u/Leading-Direction961: Apple is deadass about to look you in the eye, sell you a Samsung galaxy flip (that theyre discontinuing due to lack of interest) in only either bright pink or turbo brown, charge you over $2k, and call it innovation
[+8] u/Affectionate_Fly7659: 🥭 is extra bold last few days. Not doing the regular script, he’s going full Nero now
[+8] u/Dude_HaHa: # Dear God, please send SPY below the covid lows, with most of the action in overnight trading. Thank you, Amen 🙏
[+7] u/iCaps_: anyone remember when DRAM was at $80s and MU at $1200?
[+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: I have almost total control of my finances at this point
[+5] u/leoman2896: Jordan reporting dead u.s soldiers........
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: Goddamn this market is brutal, are they posting hotline numbers yet? I'm literally shaking now that I'm no longer a member of the one comma club
[+5] u/Party-Score-565: How are y'all actually doing YTD? I'm currently down 45% and 4x leveraged
[+5] u/Imaginary-City-3007: If this goes on I will need to get a ... jj...jjj..oo..b 😢😢
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Just watched The Two Towers after so many years
[+5] u/dasboot523: Space sector continues to nose dive with no end in sight
[+5] u/These-Associate2219: Why is there still a war? I thought we were low keying it?
[+5] u/strawberrryy222: Today will be green do what u want with this information
[+5] u/Marcus_Aurelius71: A tanker for a tanker makes the whole world cry
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: The only way to beat the market is to walk away after your first win.
Thats, it thats all there is to it.
Theres a good chance youre gonna win, but the chances of you walking away are zero.
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # OBLITERATE THIS MARKET.
[+5] u/BreakingBadBones: Trump will go for canada or cuba next year
[+5] u/bryanbass0308: Tf was that Goog candle
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Whats the response going to be?
[+5] u/AltruisticOwl156: Every stock I don't own +20% on earnings, after a previous 50% upwards trend.
Every stock I own -10% on earnings, after a previous 5% upwards trend.
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: my Iranian gourd shipment has been stuck in hormuz for 6 months now 😭 I'm giving up hope
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: As a ghey 🐻 this overwhelming negative sentiment has me spooked. Going bi and grabbing calls tmrw. 💅
[+5] u/Kickboy21: Down 66k in 2 weeks ☹️
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: spy up +0.05% take that bears
[+5] u/planseek: Holy fuk oil man wtf is goin on how is this bombing campaign any different from the others?
[+5] u/ActJolly: Fellas, does destroying oil supply keep its price low? Asking for a friend
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # #MAKE SELLOFFS GREAT AGAIN
[+5] u/LongHealth: The number of idiots here who think yields going up means bonds are going up is concerning. Market really is a bunch of clueless monkeys.
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: probably should have held on to that 757 put fuckkk
[+5] u/pumpkin1986: Jokes on you Mr. Market. I’m already dead inside.
[+5] u/Imaginary-City-3007: When you're a regard with "Diamond Hands" but hear new Iran war bullshit
[+12] u/i_tried_ok_: Should of voted Bernie
[+9] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: How are you guys still buying calls when 🥭 is purposely crashing the economy, my PUTS have been printing and i am starting to feel bad getting rich off you sad bulls
[+9] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Man the people still defending mango and company for his pedo actions is just wild
[+7] u/kdestroyer1: Wonder when I'll admit to myself that I have a gambling problem.
[+6] u/tombrady011235: What’s the point of investing if the universe is a hologram
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: How is a born rich convict, pedophile -- the guy for 25% of america lmao
[+6] u/Every_Recover_1766: This gotta be racist
[+5] u/bluen: I hate that every third reddit post is now an ad
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: sure that relief rally is coming any day now
[+5] u/chird_: Shit won’t change until DJT is gone
[+5] u/MarginCalledManager: the bloodbath this month is going to make exit liquidity shockedpikachuface
[+5] u/chird_: 12 years in Nike stock or under your mattress your choice
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Just ate a grocery store salad 🥗 will I die?
[+5] u/azkxv: Damn dell just booming to still negative on the day!
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[+5] u/shmito17: I need a random green arrow up on AVGO. Let's go, 450+ haha
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: I don't understand why it's so easy to double $500 in a couple of trades, but not be able to double $80,000 using the same framework.
[+5] u/Pernicious_Pearl: recruiters only call me back on red days, what does that say about corporate America 😭
[+5] u/Simple_Tart8216: Avgo MU calls or puts tomorrow?
[+5] u/Ht0wn713: AVGO please be good to me after hrs with your earnings report 🙏
[+5] u/CatSuspicious8510: kospi needs to be delisted
[+5] u/CantaloupeSea48: wow. Oil didn't even look back when it plowed through $90
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Bessent I need your rat ass to slither in tomorrow with a huge treasury purchase. Everyone is expecting the dump. Its time for plunge protection team
[+5] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro literally why the fuck does AAPL always go against the market.
The ENTIRE FUCKING MARKET shits the goddamn bed because of the 10 year yield going up, and AAPL is just going la dee la dee da, 2% up because fuck it why not.
It's not like a new CEO isn't a huge change or anything and would bring uncertainty.
[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: All those poor sailors, just trying to get some leave and the news is just sitting there reporting about prostitutes. I can only imagine some of those calls home to spouses freaking out “you better not be out banging some whore!”
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Two5725: do my eyes deceive me? are futes rising
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee, buy SNDK and MU
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Mango says he doesn't care about a deal anymore
Bullish lmao
[+7] u/stonksncardboard: So much fear mongering here. Reverse wsb and make money. Markets going green today. Markets are irrational and trying to reason with logic fails alot of the time
[+6] u/wenxuan2: Selling is so much easier than buying
[+6] u/MansaMusa00: People need to chill. Trump just has post partum
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Holy fuck when will futes become exciting again
[+6] u/Able-Breadfruit-5981: Japanese 10 year yield hasn't been this high since September 1996
[+6] u/Bubbledood: If you’re poor it takes 5 years for them to notice you didn’t file your taxes
[+6] u/EnginrA: That’s so deep my bro
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Bro had to sell the car to cover his margin call
[+5] u/TimedOutClock: Jesus... this is actually a runaway train bonds-wise lmfao There's no one trying to reign ANYTHING in. Countries are going to seriously look at dumping to buy back at the minimum
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Peeps out there will refuse eating the slightly dark part of a banana but eat the ass of someone they just met. SMH
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Gonna go voo gang, its been an honor
[+5] u/MarginOfSanity: Fuck man.. this shit might hit 750 this week.
[+5] u/dacalo: Why am I seeing green dildos?
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: September is also suicide prevention month. Just saying
[+5] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: Memory is now 50% of ai spending.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Starting to pickup inverse leveraged etfs on green days. I think this market is about to head lower into the election.
The sharts look like shit, rates are highly likely to be raised, the backlash against data centers is loud.
Then once we get thru the election, get positioned for a face ripper
[+5] u/RichSpecific4490: Why doesn’t Iran intercept any of the missiles US is shooting at them? Are they stupid?
[+5] u/twntytw2: And what if exposing yourself was what allowed the greatest love?
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Sell everything. Invest in Pokemon cards.
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: Chubby girls are better
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Even tho my port is being assfucked like a medium security level inmate…still kind of enjoying the show
[+5] u/Fast-Reply6409: When are the treasury yields getting tarrifed?
[+5] u/MagicJuggler: Nio falling off a cliff
[+5] u/Jdom666: i always found it weird that people who have never been to la hate on on la. it’s literally paradise to me and i’m not a big driver
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: I lost 100k this year and didn’t have a single drink or smoke, no way people here bragging about being sober
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: umm my gopro share bought at 1.60 isnt looking so hot. id like a refund on my car cup holder change please
[+5] u/zaevilbunny38: You clearly have no Persian friends. Gold and BMW's everywhere.
[+5] u/ForcesEqualZero: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn door?!
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: This all started after Nancy Guthrie went missing, coincidence?
Or, new Ayatollah?
[+10] u/DesignerSea494: I actually, legit, love my job. That’s one good thing. I worked 14 hours today on accident.
[+8] u/DesignerSea494: True. This is how I mastered masturbation.
[+7] u/drankleanonce: brother 9 months of dating and yall didn’t discuss this topic? please communicate it. don’t trap yourself in this
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: WE MUST FILL THE GAPS 🫴
[+6] u/Tis-is-the-way: polymarket chat is more regarded than this
[+6] u/Plane-Career-472: Bers have carpeted bathrooms
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Narrator: The year is 2062
(The narrator is dyslexic)
[+6] u/jmc774: Drinking a michelob ultra....why the hell do boomers like this shit so much
[+6] u/Peirsein: Did everyone saying AVGO calls forget they crashed the entire AI market last earnings?
[+5] u/Shijaki: watching MU bulls perform mental gymnastics while trying to convince themselves and others that a massive strike involving two-thirds of MU workers in Taiwan is somehow a good thing
[+5] u/Public_Ideal84: USO going to 150+ overnight, gg’s 😔
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: In a fair world, DELL earnings should have been bullish for memory 😭
[+5] u/Ok-Price-8704: I was up $200 at the poker table but they kicked me out for farting too much at the table
[+5] u/DaSquirrelly: I spent today failing to take profit and revenge trading violently until i was at break even lol
[+5] u/Alithebest1__: Anyone loading up on Spx calls for this week or next week ?
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Imagine getting fucked sideways for 3 straight months.
Anyway, how's the stock market been?
[+5] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS
>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT
>TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT
>TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION
>TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!
>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY
>BESSENT: WARSH AND I ARE ON THE SAME PAGE ON BONDS
>WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY
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[+5] u/ercanbas: Why is spy at $760 and not $670?
[+5] u/Pitiful-Market8662: Let’s get the 20% correction party over with -
[+5] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: so i've been dating a girl for the past 9 months or so. however, i feel like she almost never pays for anything (food, coffee, activities). like the ratio is literally 98:2. what do guys feel about this? is this a red flag?
[+5] u/Dagger_000: Fellow degenerates... $DELL crushed earnings, ripped to $473 after hours, then remembered stocks aren't allowed to make things easy. Tomorrow should be fun. :popcorn:
[+5] u/4090IRL: man we need powell back
[+5] u/patmccock86: Easiest overnight puts buying ever. We are feasting at 9:30 on bills
[+5] u/StrangeInsanity: I visited truth social website and the first advert I see is for ivermectin. I am done, I now know what kinda people it targets.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: That’s how I ended up with my first wife. And yeah, I’m still in therapy.
[+11] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: SPY: 3% from ath
My port: 33% from ath
perfectly balanced.
[+10] u/SomeNothing6002: Mr. President, it's time to TACO
[+10] u/LarryBlink: I don't even care that my portfolio is -65,47%, at least the gas prices are low, the grocery prices are at a ATH low, and there are 0 crimes being committed, while I'm getting rich of all the tariffs because they share it with us!! I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!! <33
[+7] u/EdAlex1993: Ameripoors dragging everyone down again
[+7] u/toppoyaaaay: Gentlemen, it seems we are fck
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: Raise your hand if you're not a bearhunter alt.
[+6] u/College_finals: This is reminding me of July where everything just gap down for a whole month.
[+6] u/AllCapNoBrake: Wait until we hit tax lost harvest season and wallstreet takes the rest of the year off.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: it is interesting that at this point the contrarian position is to believe something centcom says
[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: You are a Korean trader in year 2035, KOSPI is up 15% today but your portfolio is down 99.9% since 5 years ago.
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: Stop trying to make Liberty biberty a thing. It's not a thing.
[+5] u/Miserable_Ad_728: Robotics + AI is the new wave. Atleast it's going to be the new hype going to 2028.
Lets see who successfully builds Cyberdyne Systems
[+5] u/banana-2139: Bruh why is mu taking the piss, just pump. Stop bluballing me
[+5] u/Benromaniac: Asia red, Europe red, calls
800+ Dow today. SPY 770
[+5] u/Comrade_Durge: Down -30-50% on most of my portfolio (space, drones, memory) and the floor is not in sight.
[+5] u/Material-Gift6823: I see lake America you commie
[+5] u/Molmor_: Been getting railed lately
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Burry’s bearish bets largely moved against him in August. Of the nine stocks he was short, seven traded higher during the month, while one was flat and another gained about 2%. Among his 13 bullish positions, five declined, seven advanced, and one was unchanged.
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: Are gay mods going to fix this chart
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: will SOFI ever see $20 again? Tired of bagholding that shit.
[+5] u/capmar: Oil is the play tomorrow.
[+5] u/ez399017: Can I please get a taco, im in pain bruh
[+5] u/Euphoric_Guide_8788: AVGO, today is your big day 😆
[+5] u/-0x00000000: King in the castle, king in the castle. “I hAvE a ChAiR, I hAvE a ChAiR.”
[+5] u/SpiderWil: soxs play isn't dumb, it's just very risky but also very predictable. u pull up your semi boys, if they're all red (usually they are the past 2 weeks lol), then u know soxs will pump. Then just sell csp about 10% OTM strike at 9:30. In a few minutes, i guarantee you'll get 50% of the profits then get out
[+5] u/doortoNarnia: pro tip: sometimes u have to go thru life without a financial advisor holding you back. how else could you confidently full port into bangers such as WEN and the camera
[+5] u/nyse25: September has been insane
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Haven't felt good since may
[+16] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Fuck you taco and ur useless war, fuckin pos
[+8] u/DependentPangolin818: Dont panic guys, as the so called "Investors" will say this is historically a "bad month" and great "Opportunity" to "Buy the dip", until you eventually get liquidated. Mark my words once I break even on these so called tech stocks I am out of investing FOREVER. What an absolute disgrace.
[+8] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: This falling knife is falling into my ass
[+7] u/East-Guarantee1435: Believe it or not..bears
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Terrible market just draining all my money
[+7] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Wake me up when September ends
[+6] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Amount of lady boy actions in thailand when that ship docks
[+6] u/DependentPangolin818: I'd honestly prefer it if Citadel just liquidated all my holdings, this is actually depressing and yes I am crying in the casino.
[+6] u/MrsEveryShot: It’s 2am just wanted to say cheerio to the Europoors
[+6] u/PsychedelicAwakening: Like throwing money in a furnace
[+6] u/GainzandPumpz: Instead of buying calls this week, ill be paying a speeding ticket. Thank you QLD mobile radars for keeping our highways safe
[+6] u/Ok-Rutabaga2818: Bond vigilantes are sending a fucking message, hear it already you fucking orange monkey
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: How the fuck is my port down so fucking much while SPY is still near ATHs? Fuck me.
[+6] u/Live-Ad-5433: How many butthurt memtards are here, u were ecstatic during nvda earnings lmao
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Permabols having trouble sleeping rn
[+5] u/bzl33: 30 year needs to get to 6% so things break
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: The macro environment has been complete dog shit since 🥭 took office and we somehow are still less than 3% from all time highs lol
[+5] u/BarneyThePurpleDino-: Is it crazy if someone wants Lindsay Clansey to be free of all charges and released back to society without any repercussions?
[+5] u/Walking72: For
6 months it doesn't matter. Now suddenly it matters.
[+5] u/SirNational258: Markets are fucked. Puts on everything!
[+5] u/SirPanic12: Can’t wait until oil hits $100 tomorrow while Broadcom simultaneously crashes the market
[+5] u/broke_person: Dell back to where it was before market opened. Lmfao Wow. Such amazing. Slay it mama.
[+5] u/tommyboy441: It’s crazy how being a millionaire does not feel special at all anymore. I always thought when I hit it I’d feel comfortable but everything is just so dang expensive.
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: This place needs to bring back Positions or Ban.......
[+5] u/Longjumping-Bonus723: Wallstreet already betting on a 🌮 taco I see. Well with this bonds no surprise. Diaper ain't gonna suicide his beloved stock market
[+5] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: “I’ll sign it then they will forget about it when I don’t pay”
[+5] u/MrDinglehut: Burry will never be homeless because he lives rent free and so many people's heads.
[+5] u/The-Salty-gamer: I got to go. My cat wants me to hold her like Simba so she can catch moths. I did it once now it’s a pre bedtime ritual
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
[+5] u/Whatevs56: Oil up, yields up, stocks down, pants down, cock out.
[+5] u/Queasy-Calendar-2313: Downvote this if you think market will rise tomorrow. Upvote this if you think it will sink
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Newborn is black and she is telling hubby thats because she ate too much dark chocolate during pregnancy
[+5] u/shunted22: Literally the only thing working for me lately has been investments in kazakhstan
[+5] u/TreGet234: Still not opening up my port. Fuck that.