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[+30] u/AlasKansastan: I started ignoring my portfolio
Life got way better
[+20] u/CJBlueNorther: What should I do if all I want is money?
Idc about getting married, having kids, having friends, having hobbies, having a life, nothing.
All I fucking want in life is to log into my bank account and see a gigantic number pop up on the screen.
[+18] u/marawki: Axios about to drop peace-deal\_v12finalfinal.docx
[+17] u/w8w8dont: Another week of being hyped waiting for the market to open just to end up losing money.
[+16] u/JPRCR: I need MU to recover
[+15] u/Street-Corporation: Calls on semis, fucking TSMC and ASML going to announce 38 petabytes of dollars
[+15] u/Extreme_Office3650: this taco is about to be insane maybe the biggest we’ve seen ytd
[+14] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Open the Strait of Casino
[+13] u/FancyAd9588: Lindsey Graham dead, was a war hawk. More chance for peace.
Bullish.
[+13] u/No_Current3675: Spare a thought for the male escorts of DC.
[+13] u/GodLevelRedditor: Can you guys stop sending dick pics for free so I can make a few bucks on OF
[+13] u/xeuropa: Which one of you regards got attacked by the bison 🦬?
[+12] u/BFox1982: The 🐢 Senator outlasted the 🏳️🌈 Senator. You cant explain that!
[+12] u/Vlisa: >WSJ suggesting we may be in an earnings bubble.
Bruh, you can't call everything a bubble. I'm all for skeptical discussion, but this is like when I learned about swear words in elementary.
[+12] u/IndividualNo7155: My moves tomorrow? Wake up, coffee, massive poop
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: RELEASE THE KOREANS!!! 📉
[+11] u/JohanLiebert92: Microshit gonna run this week, believe!
[+11] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The entire world: who is stupid enough to fight all our battles
The US: fuck our taxpayers harder plz.
[+11] u/rampagepete: The market is like schrödinger’s McConnell, it is both bull and bear until open
[+10] u/twostroke1: Spy is going to crash to 770 this week.
[+10] u/noobletato: Michael Strategy needs to get liquidated ASAP
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: Kinda at the point where I’ve accepted my dating life is cooked
[+9] u/twostroke1: strait open, stonks go up.
straight closed, stonks go up.
world peace, stonks go up.
nuclear annihilation, stonks go up.
stonks go down, believe it or not, stonks go up.
[+9] u/DufflebagJoe: I ain't payin Iran no reparations, on god dawg.
[+9] u/Quick1711: This will be a very interesting week.
[+9] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Can today be the day $MSFT decides to go back to 440.
[+9] u/East-Win7450: Stock market was super flat today
[+9] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: War is and has always been a bulls game
[+9] u/music_is_gud: Lindsay's final few words were "I'm gonna go check in on McConnell". No one understood it back then 💀
[+9] u/Regenbooggeit: How fucked are we? Are we Strait or what?
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: Imagine a world where the president is actively trading and full ported into tech - now ask yourself whether a crash is even possible in such a world.
Then realize you're living in that world.
ATH by end of july/early august as earnings start posting beat after beat also space stocks about to moonshot soon as Elon found a new toy to play with. Everyone is getting rich.
Except bears.
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: bears already in *disbelief*
[+8] u/F4rm3r: Get drunk and buy a gun.
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Has the time arrived for Netflix calls?
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the peace deal was uploaded to Sharepoint, but was corrupted because too many officials were making edits at the same time.
the market doesnt know how to price this in. VIX +5%
[+8] u/guccioli: You can pay for school but you can’t buy class
[+8] u/corndog_messiah: I bought puts to hold over the weekend cause I’m tired of winning
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Expect a 1% pump in spx tomorrow. I dint make the rules ,I am just high
[+8] u/taffy_laffy: For the 48th time this year, I wasn't wrong - I was just early.
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Should be a fun week
[+7] u/unarmed_fish: WAITING FOR 1AM TO WITHDRAW $3,000 OF MY CASH TO FIX THIS BMW F30
[+7] u/eiloop: Guys should i be scared?
[+7] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Just got off a 20 min phone call with Senator Graham. He said "ah fuck it's hot. Ah fuck there's so much fire".
[+7] u/Jay3377: shitcorn didn't dump over the weekend and you think stocks will be red?
[+7] u/Snowman33001: She loves me not in spite of my love handles.
But because of my love handles.
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **sometimes my browser saves a url to an old thread and I click it thinking I´m in today's**
**i spend like an hour to realize it´s not today**
**it´s been the same shit for MONTHS, LOL**
[+7] u/j_b_1983: Give me a stock that's guaranteed to do a 10%+ day tomorrow
Thanks
[+7] u/noobletato: Sorry to all call holders. I'm holding them too so we're cooked
[+7] u/MoridanArtorias: SPCX is such an obvious short that it's going to moon tomorrow just to get that sweet liquidity from all the stop losses.
You have been warned.
[+6] u/noobletato: 🥭 loading up a tweet in the next hour
[+6] u/ebfeebfe: ... aaaaaaannd it's gone!
[+6] u/savemoney_god: My Dog died......................>!!<He bought puts>!&#x200B;!<
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: The Great Kingdom of Bul will not negotiate with the Islamic Republic of Ber this week
[+6] u/brillrededm: I’m thinking Meta puts, I got burned by AMD PUTS last Friday.
[+6] u/aurorasavm: let's pump with bitty this week 🪙
[+6] u/guccioli: How is 50g protein still the dietary requirement on 2k cals? I’d feel like shit every day if I ate like that
[+6] u/Vlisa: The will they, won't they sexual tension of the Strait of Hormuz better than most Hollywood written romances.
[+6] u/Front_Inspector_437: OPEN THE CASINO AND LET REDDIT GET TO 219 but not 220!!
[+6] u/JReapercussionz: Celieve it or not, Balls
[+6] u/amoo17: Anyone else pissed off that they have no choice but to gamble on snap calls because its so obvious yet so awful as well??
[+6] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: I wanna get excited for my 752 puts tomorrow but I also know that somehow we will open fucking green
[+6] u/corndog_messiah: Black Monday incoming, thank god for circuit breakers
[+6] u/Genetic_Algorithm: Restarting a war because of misunderstanding a Memorandum Of Understanding is going to be the meme chapter of the history.
[+6] u/AMX_revue: I full ported costco calls and now I’m down 30%, two more weeks to go 🥹🥹🥹🥀
[+6] u/silver54: market is about to pump so hard tomorrow
\+20% SNDK
\+12% MU
we are fukkin rich boys
[+5] u/Demonic_Maidens: Literally having a panic attack right now. I invested my parents retirement accounts/Roth in LOFF as it should go back to 215 soon. I just wanted to give them a nice retirement 😭
[+5] u/ElFantasmo42: Put it all on pork belly futures
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Gey ber not allowed to trade tomorrow in honor of ded gey ber
[+5] u/guccioli: Some of you are gay, that is fine. The rest are also gay
[+5] u/No-Test-4028: Same thing I do everyday, 0dte qqq calls
[+5] u/banevaderplus6000: wait until MSFT and NVO earnings that shit like 20% of my port dawg
[+5] u/SubstantialSeesaw374: I don’t even want to look
[+5] u/Jay3377: HOOD 125C weekly calls a good move?
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: I’ll bet it was pretty easy for the Mossad to get dirt on Lindsey. Hell, just browser history could probably get the job done.
[+21] u/chobro17: Bears are disgusting creatures
[+17] u/natebro142: I could’ve put my money in MU at $350 but decided MSFT at 375
Generational retard
[+17] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Axios ceasefire article locked and loaded for tonight or tomorrow morning ✅
[+17] u/confusedandsmellyman: Market wants certainty. Now that war is certain we rip to ATHs
[+16] u/king_of_all_retards: ***To whom it may concern,***
***I, king, declare a green day tomorrow.***
***Best regards,***
***His retardness,***
***King of All Retards***
[+15] u/HighwayExotic2808: Axios and friends are cutting it a little close today
[+14] u/need20goodmen: Rewatching The Big Short again tonight to remind myself the last time a Bear was right about something
[+14] u/Moepenmoes: Survived another lonely weekend 🥳
[+14] u/Such_Coin: US Generals know they've got about 41 minutes to wrap this operation up...
[+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: World War Senior casualties:
Ayatollah (86)
Qatar sheikh (74)
Graham (71)
McConnell (84)
[+13] u/-user222: 1h until bers realize they have to work overtime
[+13] u/maplessbastard: I’m at a Jamaican barbecue and I’m high as hell fellas
[+13] u/Suavecore_: I'm just asking for a meager -1% on spy at open tomorrow
[+12] u/fooish_moral: imagine getting a degree in liberal arts when you could have spent those years blackout drunk
[+12] u/MuchConcentrate: It's already 5:10 pm ET, where is our "talks are going well" news?
[+11] u/early-retirement-plz: 🥭: Claude, draft me another peace deal tweet. Scan my previous 84 and make sure it looks unique.
[+11] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Iran new strategy? “Talks going well, they’re begging for a deal!” Commercial ship gets hit.
[+11] u/fickle-phenom: https://preview.redd.it/p0gjhrn2avch1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8338ee789ec520c83bad0ea49795d124a93390
I have nothing of value to offer
[+10] u/pussy_ass_licking: Is it just me or anyone else like small boobs?
[+10] u/GoZukkYourself: Usual as business, open by green.
[+10] u/BenisSpaghetti: My buddy in Korea told me tonight is when they all cash out and delete the app. 🫣
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: why would islamic republic of korea do this to us
[+10] u/Shoty6966-_-: You guys are so fucked. 45 minutes for talks to go well and he hasn’t said shit. Sell everything and freak the fuck out. Even if the market is down 2% premarket buy puts at open. You just witnessed the peak of American society last Friday. Prepare to starve
[+10] u/Competitive-Water944: BIG BOOTY LATINA WITH A 680 CREDIT SCORE
[+10] u/JoeSimps123: My moves are to try and make 500k from 50k on 6 months and move to the Philippines
[+10] u/Icommandyou: In new deal Iran has agreed to buy all of SPCX to open up new strait of Hormuz on mars
[+9] u/ThickNick97: Believe it or not, calls
[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: Oil going negative when the market opens
[+9] u/sabatiel180: Flat overnight. Opens flat. +1% EOD.
[+9] u/GrandKnew: lmfao I straight up be forgetting we in a war with Iran
[+9] u/Rexultdis: “Yeah, it’s open. We bombed the hell out of them last night,” he told NBC’s “Meet the Press.”
“They agreed to a deal yesterday . . . A perfect deal for us. No nuclear, no this, no that, no nothing. They gave up everything, and then after that, they left the room, and then within an hour, they launched a drone at a ship.”
[+9] u/CMTTrader: \*CENTCOM: At 5 p.m. ET today, U.S. Central Command forces began launching more strikes against Iran to continue degrading their ability to attack civilian mariners and commercial ships freely transiting the Strait of Hormuz. The Commander in Chief has directed the strikes to hold Iranian forces accountable.
[+8] u/paragonx29: I'm making a hefty buy of SKHX in pre-market trading.
"It's the biggest no brainer in the history of Earth."
I always liked those commercials.
[+8] u/ajibtunes: Alcohol allows me to say I love u to my children with a straight face
[+8] u/heikici: "Peace talks going well" right before market opening
[+8] u/neverfakemaplesyrup: I am low income, to the point $150,is a bit for me.
On a lark i saw a post about corsair, threw in 150 into corsair at 8.48, now its at 9.46... question is do I sell or not lol.
For me that lil bit of profit is as if I worked two hours extra. Nice.
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Futes will open down 0.2% and turn green an hour later. We've seen this 100 times before. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Farfarch: Lindsey Graham is a dude??
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: I think I might be allergic to work
[+8] u/R8_M3_SXC: Full port RKLB and LUNR
[+7] u/natalie_merchant_fan: I'm starting to think we didn't win this war back in March.
[+7] u/XxMadManzxX: WSB is bullish on NVDA? Might have to buy some puts😅
[+7] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: taco before futes or before overnight starts?
[+7] u/CosmosisJones42: The Odyssey comes out this week. AMC stock will go up.
[+7] u/leestowncat: Wake me up when stock market opens
[+7] u/tennisplayer06: Im trading meme stocks.
Oh wait i guess we all are 😐
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Bulls are shilling too much. Scared?
[+7] u/Eden_G: Don’t mess with bisons
[+7] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I deleted Fidelity like you all said… but now I’m getting phone calls… please help. Kevin won’t leave me alone.
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Hands sweaty moms spaghetti
[+7] u/Prestigious_Way_738: Today sucks. It's beautiful out and I have no one to hang with.
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Elon: Sam Altman is running a scam
Altman: Homeboy, you are the one selling to the public short term space data centers 💀
[+6] u/vermilli21: Unless something changes, futures is opening down -.20% ….from 6 and onwards I don’t know. My power is only limited
[+6] u/Independent-Egg9086: Earnings week'-
Semiconductor names like ASML (ASML) and Taiwan Semiconductor (TSM) are also on the docket. TSMC stock has been riding its 21-day exponential moving average higher after breaking out of a cup-with-handle base on April 22. 🚀 🚀
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Peacefire in effect again right before market opens so memory calls can print
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: How do i know if im strait
[+6] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Man the bull copium is heavy in here today 🙄
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I'm guessing ath tomorrow we're less than 1% away
[+6] u/Ble_h: All I’m going to say is that we were literally bombing Iran on a Sunday night and the markets were shrek green on Monday.
[+6] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: It would be Grahams heavenly wish for Mango to flatten Iran tonight
[+6] u/Sick0h: You think South Korea has had a good year? Might I point you towards the Nigerian stock market this year.
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I feel like this summer's been going by hella slow and we barely even started
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: You guys will swear watching a hard body beautiful woman ice skating is gay but watching sweaty hariy men run around kicking a ball isn't fuckling losers
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: banbet ceasefire announcement in < 50mins
[+6] u/Educational_List_390: Bro can oil pls just do +10% ill do anything
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: They were right. It’s lonely at the top of a Wendy’s
[+6] u/enc-nyc: "Strait is open" from creator of "I barely knew the guy"
[+6] u/natebro142: Does anyone have a time machine? I need to go back about 4 months
[+6] u/unknownpanda121: Market is pricing in US taking over Iran. 800 EoM
[+6] u/SuperNewk: Just blows my mind we are wasting resource on AI
When that could go into bitcoin and make bitcoin intelligent
[+5] u/IputSwitchesOnGlocks: We eating bears for breakfast tomorrow
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: We'd SPY 1200 if Bers would stop pouting
[+5] u/pingoo26: The thought on everyone's mind is... Will the futes fute or not.
[+5] u/CaaCCeo: Will Robinhood or fidelity support premarket options?
[+5] u/SnowballWasRight: Dumping my DRAM before the Hynix IPO
[+5] u/Cryptojoe9: Opening the strait of Hormuz
[+5] u/Saeonic: Corperations found out Plebs have no valuable Data and are now Gunning for eachothers Hard Drives.
[+5] u/BearContra: Futes open 0.2% down. Bers will gloat and celebrate. "Total victory", "begging for peace", "ceasefire while they discuss internally" news will be released overnight. Futes open flat or slightly positive. Oil down 5%.
[+5] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: worst trait of mine is thinking what i will do with my potential future money
[+5] u/Boraximus: Don’t be baited by the government mandated KOSPI dump shortly after the bell. Its real movement comes after Korean lunchtime
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: Only 16.5 hours until I find out how truly regarded I am.
[+5] u/DarkScottishAle: $MU is all you need in life
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Sir David Beckham having to pretend Harry Kane is carrying on his legacy must be beyond painful.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Were there schools were people actually danced at school dances, or did y'all just stand around while chaperones stood around the perimeter
What was that about
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: AWARDING EVERY COMMENT THAT SAYS: BRONK
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: KBBQ and GLP1s don’t mix. Like two dicks and no chicks…
[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Why is PE ratio on companies like WMT and COST higher than tech growth stocks?
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: OK IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW! I HOPE TO WAKE UP TO ENDLESS BRONKS IN THE CHAT YOU GUYS
BRONK ME UP 🫵
[+5] u/SunaF2: Meta 0DTE puts locked in I wanna see straight red from the fucker zuck
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Things seem to be going well in the Middle East!
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Just went to all you can eat Japanese BBQ
For the kids in Africa, I am sorry
[+5] u/jonneh: **U.S. MILITARY ON IRAN: FORCES BEGAN LAUNCHING MORE STRIKES AGAINST IRAN**
When missiles fly, time to buy.
[+20] u/CPA-hole: 9 minutes until my life has meaning again
[+20] u/aftherith: Some of you are autism masking.
I'm autism maxing.
[+15] u/BeepBoopDep: MARKETS AT LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE JULY 10TH 11:45 AM EST. BERS WERE RIGHT IT'S SO JOEVER 😭😭😭
[+13] u/GuyFaulks77: It’s crazy my whole life could change by clicking a few buttons and I can never click the right ones
[+13] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Why bers always come out Sunday pre-futes but disappear by open?
[+12] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Let’s be honest. Iran isn’t a serious country. It’s kinda one of those joke countries. This should not be impacting my niche semiconductor holdings
[+12] u/whomakesthetendies: #Someone post the hotline for the over leveraged bulls who will get wiped out by a 2% downwards move
[+12] u/Timmmmmmmmm: Mitch filibustering death
[+11] u/trsx5: This shit always happens and then some dumb "talks going well" shows up at like 5am and spy goes green - honestly just buy dips and sell rips
[+11] u/SteakEater137: Sam and Elon having internet piss fights over who’s the biggest scammer really highlights how lame our rich people are. I never had any illusions over them always being shit, but they once at least tried to have some appearance of competency.
[+11] u/Jerikolol: \-0.25%? That's practically green
[+11] u/tropicalia84: Largest escalation in the Middle East since the war started - Iran launching cruise missiles at ships the straight futes -0.25% 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/GooFoYouPal: 🌈🐻 🐻 lost a real one this weekend.
[+11] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: Sounds like desperate bag pumping to me, better stick to safer stocks like pre-revenue satellite makers.
[+10] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: That first “GUH” tomorrow morning in the chat is going to hit like crack.
[+10] u/oehm: Just checked my trading history and realized I bought a bunch of MU like 10 years ago for like $20per share and sold them all a few days later for $22 god damn
[+10] u/illinformed-will: Oil gap up 3,5% on open and bols are like 'nah everything is fine'
Big money into oil again, shit ain't looking good
[+10] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Holy fuck -.21% circuit breaker incoming
Stupid ass bers 🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵🫵
[+10] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: “Buls r fuk” and you go check and we down like 0.2%
[+10] u/-IQ200: Only -20 points from Strait reclosure means it was priced in. Just a mini dip for show.
[+10] u/InitialPsychology731: I dunno, I think we may actually open red
[+10] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Yall are gonna cry and call it rigged when tomorrow is green and we inevitably hit all time high either this week or next
[+9] u/CamOper: Tomorrow gonna be a bul mass extinction event
[+9] u/roadtripsarefun: It’s cake day damn you.
[+9] u/InitialPsychology731: Talks with crazy bastards are going well
[+9] u/TheYearGuesser: I like showering before bed so I can stroke my fuzzy butthole guilt free.
[+9] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Were more pumped up for Futues then the actual open. Calls
[+9] u/tropicalia84: FLAT
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO BEARS
[+9] u/aleksandrovsqvist: “What is this? A crash for ants” comments are starting to populate🤡
[+9] u/PoobliusFlavius: FULL PORT
MEMORY
ON OPEN
[+9] u/DeathAgent01: IT'S OVER, SELL EVEYTHING WE'RE GOING TO ZERO
[+9] u/uncsucks: We're gonna drill tomorrow
[+9] u/External_Antelope357: This rigged market will show its true colors tomorrow. Deep Red
[+9] u/LadderAdmirable: oil needs to be 80 or more and SPY needs to break 748 for this to be of any concern to bols.
[+9] u/TheEagleDied: In all seriousness bulls, I don’t want you guys to loose your ports. I’m sure a lot of you have families that depend on you. Try not to do anything too crazy tomorrow. Sometimes it’s best to let the dust settle first.
[+9] u/roadtripsarefun: I said ITS CAKE DAY damn you.
[+8] u/cryptohorn: War about to be over for the week. Same time same place next week fellas
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: I just deployed a ton of cash on long positions this Friday right at close.
Bulls, you've been given your warning.
[+8] u/quantumlyregarded: Tomorrow I'll spend another day working for a soul sucking jerk praying my calls print.
Hint: they won't, and even if they did I'm too cheap for it to make any impact.
[+8] u/savethechows: no news on a deal before futes because nobody cares btw
[+8] u/Status-Net2947: Earnings season soon ❤️
[+8] u/jdfan51: Perabulls time to spread those legs you didn’t any mango tweets
[+8] u/tropicalia84: No peace deal or talks announcements before futures open has me concerned
[+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: We’re gonna be green as fuck this week. Market can’t be down on news about tensions with Iran when Iran doesn’t exist anymore
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: #bols really thought with their micro 🧠
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I'm a bull, an oil bull 😤
[+8] u/Zfreezy: Bers celebrating a -.4% futes open? God this sub has never been more gay and wrong.
[+8] u/Deep_Load_67: Green by axios headline.
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Fellas Im starting to think the Strait aint open
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: So glad I cashed out Friday, such obvious sloppy toppy action
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: futures aren't even that bad bols jeeze, at least wait until it's -2.5% in a couple hours smh
[+8] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Flat by open.
Green by close.
Are you really expecting anything different?
[+8] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: I’m in the UK and there’s a Wendy’s just down the road. It’s awful muck, no wonder Amerifat life expectancy is so poor
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: If your handle has Guy Fieri in it, I’m sorry, I cannot take anything you say as anything other than a shit post…
[+7] u/wildcat1055: 🚨 BREAKING : Mitch McConnell is alive. Your calls? Not so much.
More at 11.
[+7] u/mags87: Did we just get another ceasefire in Hormuz?
[+7] u/ALth0r: Are axios on white house payroll at this point ?
[+7] u/TheYearGuesser: Working out how rich im going to be is almost as fun as actually making any money.
[+7] u/Noble_Bastard: Another week is upon us, so as usual Ber r Fuk.
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Banks have the opportunity to do the funniest thing Tuesday
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Once oil shocks are realized:
* No deal 🥵
* Not even a concept 🤔
* Not even a little bit 😢👉👈
[+7] u/Ill_Sun358: Microhard is making me soft
[+7] u/Mysterious-Device-53: 5 minutes until we know who fuk tomorrow
LMAO
[+7] u/Micronto65bymay: Selling for a loss on Friday was better than selling for a loss tomorrow.
[+7] u/jdfan51: My puts are still indeed fucked
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: ANOTHER weekend where bers circle jerked to Iran only to be disappointed by futes. WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING 😂😂
[+7] u/BearlyBearishBear: Redder than a baboons ass tomorrow
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Only Axios can save me here
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: Kospi to crash completely this week and next. Bol funeral shortly after
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Alright Korea, OBLITERATE this market. ❤️🇰🇷
[+7] u/shinigami_2245: Not even a quarter of a percent? What is this, a pullback for ants?
[+7] u/RegularAnalyst4624: Futures not seen at prices since Friday 12:00
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: this McConnell pictures is one of the worse photoshop pics i've ever seen. bro looks 100% incapciated and his wife just holds him up as if ht ewas even alive.
[+7] u/Put-Dick-In-Anything: CPI data on Tues, PPI data on Weds will send SPY back to the 600s where it belongs
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: This market deserves everything coming to it. -.30% is a joke and everyone knows it.
[+7] u/Allout-Okarun: Accountability strikes
[+7] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Oooh please sir pick me sir
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Hell no missed that buying opportunity 5 years ago
[+6] u/Locke_____Lamora: Where's the polymarket for what time the Axios ceasefire article drops?
[+6] u/Fresh_Membership7914: They’re begging to make a deal
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Goin butt naked in the middle of a field is so freeing
[+6] u/smellyfingernail: corn dying ahead of futures open, pls keep dying so saylor blows up
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Im worn the fuck out, prob be sleeping at 8pm
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Staring at phone for the next 6 days
[+6] u/Jerikolol: futes opening in 5mins? BTC instant drill
[+6] u/jdfan51: 3% gap down inshallah habibi
[+6] u/wattap: CNN: IRGC FIRES ON ANOTHER COMMERCIAL VESSEL WITHIN LAST HOUR
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Life starts in 2 minutes
[+6] u/boose36: Believe it or not, calls.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Bol cope at ATH!
LMAO
[+6] u/Typical-Layer-1253: LMAO SANDISK IS GREEN ON HYPERLIQUID… BEARS????
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Unfortunately I love to get F’D up. I try to convince myself I like being sober but it’s all a cope 😕🙁 I love to be sedated, then I can’t feel the pain of my portfolio! 💼
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: At first I had to stay up until American futures. Now I have to stay up until Korean markets open. Sleep deprivation is in full force.
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: # I only respecc the Oil bols. Retail semi and memory bols are part of the problem with their fomo chasing 🤡
[+6] u/suizman: Futes futing but in the wrong futection
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: This young Brazilian man who moved in next door, he is a yoga instructor and offered to give my wife FREE lessons! He said it’s on the house! He’s been giving my wife yoga lessons for about a month now and I’ve never seen my wife so happy and glowing! Happy wife happy life am I right ??? She always comes back so tired and sweaty! Her hair a mess! The Brazilian really works her good ! I’m so blessed to have this man!!!
[+6] u/LouieM13: KOSPI gonna send us to Mustafar
[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: THE DEAL IS SIGNED AND ACTIVE
[+6] u/Goody2Shoes92: Futures lasted longer than McGregor
[+6] u/Seymour_asis501: Mango tweets like a chiraq hoodlum “ rob muller just died. Good,I’m glad”
[+5] u/2000ravens2012: I bought a WEN leap lmao
[+5] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: I just got off the phone with Lindsey Graham he told me Iran is begging for a peace deal and it will be signed in the next hour.
[+5] u/Rhodezei: https://preview.redd.it/3r6zkcc0bvch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98cab0417325f8d204a750292207c97af3dbeee9
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: My portfolio about to suffer an aortic dissection
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: How are my MSFT and NFLX calls ? Lmao
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Why the fuck cant we have war start at 9:30 EST and end at 4 PM? Then restart again.
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: Do we get buttfucked harder by futures or KOSPI tonight
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Gonna be just a lil’ funny one of these weeks when shit keeps escalating on a Sunday through market close on a Monday. Market will prolly still skyrocket. FML.
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: 19mins till the greatest framework of an understanding on negotiation outline will be released
[+5] u/beholdthemoldman: why is everyone bullish?
[+5] u/SmoresPies: low key cray-cray how nothing matters anymore
[+5] u/MajesticEconomy253: what do yall think future open will be? Up or down?
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Ran 2 miles at a 37 minute pace, benched the bar twice, and did 10 bicep curls with 10 pound dumbbells. I would NOT want to mess with me today unless you want to see what pissing off an alpha male looks like
[+5] u/Noble_Bastard: It's a pretty good week for those of us that like fake tits. Sounds like Kristi Noem's husband is back on the market.
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Gold with the immediate crater. Who could have seen that coming.
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Every bear post about a massive drop has multiple comments and 10 upvotes. Check it out.
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: WSB ETF would be through the roof right about now
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: BOLS CELEBRATING A WHOLE 4 MINUTES INTO FUTES 🤡 😂
[+5] u/zuziannka: Shit I had SPX calls
[+5] u/wattap: Possibly going to Mordor when Kospi opens
[+5] u/avsfan0829: Market is cooked worse than a US base
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: I put $45 on Count Binface to win the by-election at Clacton. The payoff is 10-1. Go Count Binface!
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: went to mcdonald today and holy fuck what a sad dog shite restaurant. cant even get a refill or napkins without asking some NPC worker.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #PAGING AXIOS'S Barak Ravid BRO SEND IT
[+5] u/Stewarto_0705: Everyone think we gonna dump so we going to pump, tale as old as time
[+5] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Us central command: The Strait of Hormuz is open to all vessels seeking to lawfully transit the international waterway. U.S. forces are positioned and prepared to ensure that freedom of navigation remains available despite unwarranted Iranian aggression, harassment, threats, and arbitrary declarations. Iran does not control the strait. Traffic is flowing.
[+5] u/Same_Bag711: “Bulls are fuc” says the bears who have spent the past many months getting their assholes rearranged
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: lots of bull copium around i see
[+5] u/External_Antelope357: All the bols will be gone tomorrow for a long time!
[+5] u/swong0: If red pre market, green at open. If green pre market , super green at open
[+5] u/upvz: market bleeding out like an aortic rupture in honor of his descent down below
[+5] u/Cav829: USDJPY is soaring, so I'm expecting another bloodbath from Asia tonight.
[+5] u/External_Antelope357: Come on oil you can do better than that! +12% by morning.
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: You call that a dip? Green by opening
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Memory cooked, spy is cooked, semi are cooked. Calls it is
[+5] u/PoobliusFlavius: I just talked to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes
and he said green by open
[+5] u/somanyabbreviations: Koru gang watching closely
[+5] u/buffalowangy: I’ll quit WEN I’m homeless
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Buying more $MSFT am I too early lmao?
[+5] u/da-pkitty: SPCX I need one of those death muscle spasms upward before you finish hitting the bedrock
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I want disproportionate strikes. 🤷
[+5] u/Orangebathroomtowel: TSLA and AAPL calls tmrw
[+5] u/durtsurfer69: $SLS FTMFW
63 MILLION TRAPPED CUCK BEARS
FUCK THEM UP AND SKATE AND CREATE
https://preview.redd.it/b02xtvd37vch1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5eac3df7508fefda9909a16fa37041023edb6b
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Who holds puts over the weekend?! Masochists
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Never isolate from family. Repair your relationships with the family. You'll realize once your older that nobody gives a shit about you. Only your family loves you
[+18] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: If I didn’t have day trading my life would be nothing.
[+15] u/Feeling_Signature423: bers at open:
https://preview.redd.it/1bzc9abfpvch1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d94d5fa0a975ffaa0e0a298eb1dc96dc77e1443
[+13] u/GreenGameboyColor: Oh you touch my tra la la
[+13] u/Old-Pomegranate3634: Who else feels Iran is making more money just by playing the US stock market and oil.
[+12] u/ZaraBloom418: “do you have a condom?”
“no it’s fine I literally love kids”
[+12] u/tocinoman: Where were you during the great bear market of 6-6:45pm?
[+12] u/Fun_Investment1101: This app is filled with the dumbest retards who think they’re intellectuals, thus wsb was born
[+11] u/CalRippedken: Your fish head wife doesn't have these cannons so open the strait you crazy bastards
[+11] u/Sagenitis: Bers hyping the big crash all weekend and Nasdaq is only down 0.40% LOL
[+11] u/Marcellouss: I would like one week of uppies please.
[+10] u/Curious-Bird-8159: I’m wearing my bear PJs inside out tn
[+10] u/Far-Requirement9180: Fuck too many bots around here lol
[+10] u/Gristle__McThornbody: -.30% that's fuking it? You Iran stans are fn pathetic.
[+10] u/Wormholio: Repeat my weekly attempt to turn $50 into $50000 with SPY 0TDE.
[+9] u/mmaisumm: First Joe Rogan and now Lindsay Lohan ded??
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Look guys - you can get in on the AI scam and make a shitload of money, or you can be the guy bitching that you're poor, AI took your job etc etc
[+9] u/ImpossibleForm: # Everyone saying market gonna dump means new ATH
Thanks for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/EdoTensei10: freak the f out and panic sell everything, it's over!
[+8] u/NotMe357: Bessent is gonna need a few hundreds billions to short Oil this week.
[+8] u/vwboyaf1: Bears? Bulls? Who gives a shit? Just give me volume.
[+8] u/AshamedImagination50: Ever bear scream the world is ending -> check futures -> levels not seen since Friday -> back to brain-rotting yt shorts
[+8] u/YoDooley: We only get 5 days to enjoy per week, sad.
[+8] u/gumiho34: How tf are ppl seeing korea futures, tell me so i can spend more time on my phone instead of wendys 💀
[+8] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Axios with its propaganda report. Looks like market doesn’t believe it
[+8] u/OG_L0c: Slow and steady loses the race
[+8] u/Insolent_Kavu: Lol I have my MSFT depression blanket on.
red Futes, iran war, senators dying of aids; nothing can hurt me
[+8] u/CalRippedken: Proud of you for coming out
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: How else would people have forgotten about Epstein island?
[+7] u/nomom0ney: Got $6k in spy puts for March… we printing?
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Petroleum to 900 dollars.
We need to encourage the politicians to aggressively expand renewable energy and nuclear energy somehow.
[+7] u/YoDooley: Dear bears, we can literally just make up money. Signed, bulls.
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
**The ipo that is slated to save the market:** >!Jersey Mikes!<
[+7] u/HayflickLimiter: Cash allocation has been it’s lowest since 2021. Which always leads to a correction or worse. Buy calls basically
[+7] u/octopus_serenader: if the market doesn't close green tomorrow i'm posting pics of my ladybugs.
[+7] u/Nanostrip: I can't say that I've ever eaten a microwaved corndog
[+6] u/ZaraBloom418: Just installed pegs on my bike
I’m putting Uber out of business as we speak who needs a ride
[+6] u/juliakeiroz: tonight i will goon to kpop starlets in celebration of SK Hynix debut on the nasdaq
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Bers really think mag7 earnings will reveal massively reduced capex. That’s how you know they’re regarded
[+6] u/mmaisumm: Ayo what's up with memory futures? I thot Korea wasn't open yet
[+6] u/Beagle001: Why is every post riddled with bad spelling. Is everyone in a rush?
[+6] u/CulturalAd4728: Bears finally get a win lol
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: MU Will be GREEN. 🐻 YOU PUTZZ R DEAD
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: what are the chances all of Korea gets margin called?
[+6] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Ooh. High SNDK sentiment. Nice.
[+6] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Futes barely down. Clearly pricing in TACO
[+6] u/LebrownJarms: Bombs are going off retard
[+5] u/civillyRange: Iran got to Graham
For solemani
[+5] u/Existential_Entropy: My move is praying the RAM stonks are green lol
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: How many Lindsey Grams of coke does it take before your heart just fucking explodes?
[+5] u/ReelGoated: even Tyler Robinson is buying the dip…. Bears we must put down our ego fr.
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: Ima buy SKHY and not sell until end of summer (i normally scalp/day trade).
What do we think fellow retards?
[+5] u/FartPolluter: i knew a beautiful woman called linsey graham
[+5] u/skymagic: futures are a computah
[+5] u/jason8585: Why did COST have such a shit year?
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Uno being added to casinos would be cinematic
Imagine how fast the revolver would leave the holster when someone tries to call out “You didn’t say Uno” with $1 million on the line
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: My calls more dead than Lindsey and Mitch. Damn!!
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Ordering a pizza and rolling a fat spliff hopefully watching the world burn tonight so I can make a couple bucks
[+5] u/skymagic: Counting on Korea to save my port 🙏
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We're gonna need to put futes on the ground
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Where is the framework of a concept of a deal announcement?
[+5] u/brute-forced: \-10% in two weeks starting at 6PM ET
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Futes rushing to buy that dip and saying fuck that strait
[+5] u/avengeds12345: You deserve to be happy
[+5] u/doghairpile: Iran has some news for you
[+5] u/JohnnyFartmacher: He just wants to pump up that "wars ended" counter a little higher so he's in better shape for the next Peace Prize
[+15] u/Own_Wafer_5249: Green by open? Dude green by 9pm lmao
[+15] u/whodowhodo: This is an options gambling sub. Do you even fucking know where you are?
[+12] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Bers want the world to end for their $1000 portfolios lmao
[+10] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Bers come out the gate like Mcgregor, wild swinging leg kick attempt , overextend the knee, boom dump joever TKO in 1 minute back to pumping
[+10] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: A lot can happen over 12 hours
[+10] u/jerm2z: All the popular posts that get the most upvotes in Reddit are people complaining about something. Omg it is exhausting. I’m muting all that shit.
The only complaining I want to see is people crying in the casino (WSB)
[+9] u/nanananBananana: Pre market has never been same as what market opens at. Still bears and bulls fight overnight on these 0.5% moves. Weird.
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Does anyone else feel like that was the longest weekend of their fucking life
[+9] u/AdhesivenessOk1997: Lindsey was whacked by the Russians. It’s gonna be bumpy
[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: I’ve seen smart people make dumb decisions and dumb people make smart decisions
[+8] u/Kodster177: If futes were up .2% bols would be cheering. But now that it’s down they pick on ber
[+8] u/Mean-Muscle-Beam: SK is down 2.94% pre-market in Korea. Apparently K-pop wasn’t priced in.
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: LMAO BEARS I MEAN AT LEAST MAKE IT INTERESTING
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #MU, SNDK, AND SKHY GANG... SHOW SOME FUCKING NOISE 🤯👽✊️🤘🔊🎸🥁
#WE GONNA ROCK THIS PLACE IN 12 HOURS 🍺 🍻 😝🤘
[+8] u/Final_Ad9418: No lie in the US we got the same thing wym bro
[+7] u/dynamic-burrito: Why do Koreans crash their own market daily? Retarded
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: The probability of Iran getting nuked has risen
[+7] u/iam_fat_guy_: From rags to riches in 18 mins $MU
[+7] u/JackORoses: You know the old saying:
Brent below $80 bucks,
Bers get bent over and take it in their butts
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Just call the Nasdaq freaky nikki
[+7] u/Pamper69: Bers blew out their knee in the opening 10 seconds just like mcgregor
[+7] u/D1finalboss: Uh sir another green dildo has hit your wifes box
[+7] u/Arayder: The Hynix ipo that already happened?
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: South Korea ain't black
[+6] u/PapaSpumante: SKHY +15% EOW easy money
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: META puts will pay a kings ransom
[+6] u/Own_Wafer_5249: Bears fell for it again lmao. All time high is happening this week or next. Quit coping
[+6] u/jraiv420: Koreans dip buying memory
[+6] u/Ltheman00: Alan, bers are so *fucked*
[+6] u/darkspherei: this place reeks of brokies
[+6] u/falling_knives: Thought war was back on? Futures barely down. New ATHs by end of week.
[+6] u/ImpossibleTrash7140: V INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/AdhesivenessOk1997: Bonds up, oils up, don’t be delusional folks
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: When oils +3% and we are barley red you know we’re having a major green day.
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: Upcoming earnings (updated):
* **Tesla (TSLA):** Wednesday, July 22, 2026
* **SK Hynix (000660.KS / SKHY):** Wednesday, July 22, 2026
* **Alphabet (GOOGL):** Thursday, July 23, 2026
* **Microsoft (MSFT):** Wednesday, July 29, 2026
* **Meta (META):** Wednesday, July 29, 2026
* **Apple (AAPL):** Thursday, July 30, 2026
* **Samsung (005930.KS):** Thursday, July 30, 2026
* **Amazon (AMZN):** Thursday, July 30, 2026
Holding MU and DRAM all the way through this window.
Assuming capex guidance continues to grow, memory / chips should see another run up.
[+6] u/guy_cloutier: WE PUMP LiKE NEVER BEFORE
[+6] u/VolcanicCupid69: Expect BOJ to step in early
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: you seen the Americans lately?
[+5] u/BruceMee: Spidey sense says 🥭 signed the MOU just to buy a few weeks of relative stability for 🇺🇸’s 250th, gas prices, SpaceX IPO, and getting through NATO without everyone breaking his balls. Dwindling oil supplies will now force the real standoff between U.S. insistence on a free flowing strait and Iran’s determination to regulate it. “Believe it or not, calls” has endured for a long time now, but this is feeling different. Am I wrong?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Last week the market broke it's correlation with the kospi. I think that index is only gonna matter to south koreans for awhile
[+5] u/sharkenleo: How is KORU not green right now after SK Hynix rocketed on Friday?
[+5] u/Em-G: get ready for the greenest monday of your lfie boys
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Korea is heavily dependent on the strait of hormussy
[+5] u/jraiv420: Yes keep dip buying Gangnam style bros
[+5] u/Prior_Funny: The Koreans are doing it
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: There is a ceasefire agreement in Ba Sing Se
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Dram and chill fucking blows
[+5] u/ThouOne: No deal tomorrow. But, I’m calling a “deal” or ceasefire to come in on Tuesday because he knows about TACO Tuesday.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: We're all gonna lose. That's who fukd lol
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: wtf Norway. how da hell you fucks lose to England?
[+5] u/InformationSad5653: The Asians are… not that mad? Maybe even happy?
[+5] u/Gaston44: And down goes Kospi?
[+5] u/youthboy17: If meta doesn’t crash today I’m getting a call from margin😂✌️
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Moves? Bitch, I’ll be lucky to wake up after this binge.
[+23] u/GuwopGOAT: I am holding RAM, DRAM, SNXX, and MUU
I am getting my bootyhole punched in
[+12] u/Wide_Open_Buttcheeks: Omg, fucking Koreans, STOP SELLING, I HATE KIMCHI. Its just fucking over spiced and salted cabbage!!!!
[+11] u/Big_Love_3070: Im switching to a perma bull. Sorry other bulls
[+11] u/nigofe: All the bers are out, we know what that means! Prepare your ass, massive green dildo incoming
[+11] u/WocketWaccoon: Korea only has 2 stocks yet they have so much impact on US. Sad
[+10] u/yourgirl696969: I’m feel bad for Koreans now. It’s clearly institutions selling and retail there is getting absolutely wrecked with their leverage and margin
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: You're excited to see prices drop because you're a ber
I'm excited to see prices drop because I'm a bol discount hunter
We're not the same.
[+10] u/Peeeeech: KOSPI needs to flush down 50%. POS index
[+10] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: lol MU is killing me
[+10] u/rocier: Theres no L in that word
[+9] u/Buddha988: I poop standing up now just to save time
[+9] u/e30jawn: Bulls. You said some pretty hurtful things earlier but I forgive you.
[+9] u/DukeSC2: "Who cares" mfs in shambles
Wellness checks all around
[+8] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: I’m not looking just tel me. Are my DRAM calls fked
[+8] u/whitepug: Rollercoaster market LMAO
[+8] u/greg_r_: Where do you guys see individual stock futures? I only know of investing.com for index futures.
[+8] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Lost 5k sports betting yesterday made it back on the mcgregor fight 😭
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Holy shit kospi chill
[+8] u/Administrative-Ant75: wow KOSPI rugpull, im shocked
[+8] u/drakilian: A weekend dump because of Iran war news in the overnight and premarket, I've seen this story before about 29 times this year, anyone remember how it ends by market open?
[+8] u/20165: Real talk is the hope/anticipation of a taco the only thing keeping this from dropping 2%?
[+8] u/lschoch2: Week 3 of wishing I sold mu after earnings
[+8] u/tiger1191: Insiders licking their lips on this dip
[+7] u/jakeisarake: If Korea isn't dumping we're definitely mooning tomorrow
[+7] u/NoSenseMakes: what’s even the bear case lol. this market is begging to go up
[+7] u/Peeeeech: It’s happening. Call Michael Burry
[+7] u/mmal55: Dram is literal garbage lately
[+7] u/C0up7: jULy iS a GreEn mOntH, stfu
[+7] u/Conscious-Material16: The SPY is already down to levels that we haven't seen since last Friday at 12:35. Down she goes.
[+7] u/20165: \-.3% and people off themselves on here. How many were around during Covid when it was like- 7% lmao
[+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: They have propped this market up. We are about to find out if it's a card house. All eyes on the price of oil this week.
[+7] u/Asleep_Syllabub9864: KOSPI dump, someone call the ambulance
[+7] u/leshermes: koreaboos dumping on US retail lmao
[+7] u/Muted_Thought8382: Bers gettin yippy. New ATH incoming 😂
[+7] u/ateranol: It’s becoming more and more obvious that we are just in a dead cat bounce from the COVID crash
[+7] u/everybodydumb: Are our senators even alive
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: Everytime I leave my apartment, the corner boys holler at me and dap me up. Don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing.
[+7] u/Emergency-Half-3122: Once Samsung lists in US, Korea won’t have a stock market
[+7] u/5uNmk: SKHYV should delist themselves from the KOSPI
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: MU SNDK you guys suck
[+7] u/dune2350: dont y'all know? 5th move on a sunday is always fake.
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: This is why it's called the escalation ladder
Neither party wants to escalate, but it's the only direction it will go because neither party can logically concede anything
[+6] u/LeavingLasVega: Lmao brutal reversal
[+6] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: Why do Koreans have to do this every time
[+6] u/ez399017: SK Hynix in the US is going to trade 20% higher than in Korea simply because Koreans can’t sell it
[+6] u/Blake_A11: I thought we were saving Wendy’s 😞
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: What if kospi just halted trading for like a month
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Where the fuck is pakistan?!
[+6] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO KOSPI?? HELP
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Oh yeah we’re fucked
[+6] u/hallett21: Anything over 750 means we hit 760 tomorrow
[+6] u/Altruistic-Count2832: Where did all the bols go?
[+6] u/benj760486: Kospi more like Krispy
[+6] u/Possible_Version2680: Can we just go up.????
[+6] u/DuckTalesOohOoh: Does anyone have any insider information?
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Ok it's lookin a little ugly ngl
[+6] u/soapchewer2: Axios-“ Iran apologizes for its recent bad boi activity. 🥭 is currently considering up holding the most current 10th ceasefire in exchange for “goats” that must be under the age of 18”
[+6] u/leshermes: axios can't save mister mango anymore
[+5] u/RyanR3KC: People only care about the Straits of Hormuz. What about the Gays?
[+5] u/imma_rage_quit12: This chat like 30 min ago would have you thinking spy gapped to 760 or sum
[+5] u/SharkBiteX: Buy the dip uniroincally.
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lol bers. Nobody cares about Kospi.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: Iran deal derangement syndrome
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: https://preview.redd.it/hnkqypd1hwch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99471a0c7d46808de1c38412081655f4e388b303
Am I regarded
[+5] u/ClevelandSteamer81: God damn. Waiting until 8:15 sucked. Had a SPX 7575 put looking awesome and closed it for only $500.
[+5] u/BearyChristmas223: If you’re not loading NFLX here, donate your microdong to medical science
[+5] u/Sharkaw: Why are Koreans always so scared?
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Bought MU @ 960 am I dumb
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Green by pre market. Buy at low
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: It’s a me. Memory Bol. I am dead 😵
[+5] u/AdFluffy5869: My butthole tingling 740 by open
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: Crazy that McConnell is dead but still getting paid but I don't get paid at Wendys unless my shift manager remembers to clock me in
[+5] u/tortu995: I don't think people realize just how dirt cheap ai infra stocks are if in the near future most of the tokens will be generated via open source on premises, like if that is the case memory is trading at like 20 to 25% of its fair value and nvdia at less than half LOL.
[+5] u/kdestroyer1: Korea is a fake country anyway...
[+5] u/koss1501: 0.25% ? What kinda casino is that?
[+5] u/Iulia_M: The night is still young, lots of time to open -1%
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: I bought puts on Friday :)
[+5] u/AerieZealousideal330: *But what about my calls?*
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: Damn. Insurance on ships going through the strait is 5% of total value.
Normal price is 0.15%
[+5] u/mmal55: Wow my memory calls are just fucked
[+5] u/kemar7856: Russian oil crisis now on the list
[+21] u/ismebbb: Raise your hand if you became exit liquidity for the Koreans
[+21] u/UniversityFrosty2426: Microsoft is green. We die tomorrow ladies and gentlemen
[+19] u/jerome-yellen: Repeat after me: at 9:29am tomorrow the US will win the war against Iran again, for the 10th time, and I will full port Calls right after
[+16] u/Me-Regarded: I've reached the age where I can't finish a movie anymore at night without dozing off
[+15] u/__nameless____: US airstrike on iran's water pumping station, bruh
[+15] u/Low_Host5641: DRAM will be up 1.2% when every memory stock is up an average of 5% but will have no problem dropping 10% when they are all down 7
[+14] u/JAntaresN: \-12%, are koreans for real?
[+14] u/69peterpumpkineater: Why are Koreans allowed to trade?
[+14] u/NoChain4469: Just woke up from a 4 month fent nap. Can anyone fill me in on what happened after we sank every Iranian navy ship and won the war
[+13] u/Spy300: >NATO WILL THINK ABOUT DEPLOYING FORCES TO HORMUZ IF THE STRAIT REMAINS CLOSED BY JULY.
Well then, do it.
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Futures mean absolutely nothing especially on a Sunday night. When will you retarded bears ever learn this can make a complete reversal at 930?
[+13] u/MarginCalledMom: Korea has hurt us so much more than Iran ever did
[+13] u/AdIcy3141: When I wake up it’s gonna be green… right?
[+13] u/MagneticRetard: donny, we are gonna need that ceasefire tweet
[+12] u/RegardMode: Wind blows.
Kospi: Guess I’ll die
[+12] u/twat_muncher: We're at levels not seen since Friday! LOL BERS
[+12] u/CrabKates: The person commenting below me is Canadian and has a mom who has a degree in chemical
Engineering
[+12] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: Fuck, why is chorizo, rice and beans so damned good? I’m not even Mexican.
[+11] u/NativePlant870: Your calls are fried lil bro
[+11] u/OrganicSong2660: Leveraged to the tits w memory fuck
[+11] u/yeedub: koreans need to man up and hold the fuckin line
[+11] u/drkgla: Rocketlab you ignorant slut
[+11] u/azkxv: Buying SKHY ADR was not a good move in hindsight
[+11] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I bought SK Hynix at ipo price 🤡🤡🤡
[+11] u/ValenTom: The rough part about being wealthy and doing a lot of cool shit in life is that you can’t get all excited and talk about it in real life without seeming like an out of touch asshole so you have to post random cryptic shit on Reddit to just let a little steam out every once in a while
It’s tough out here bois
[+11] u/znightmaree: Imagine thinking this doesn’t open green
[+11] u/chainerection: The Koreans eat circuit breaker for breakfast
[+11] u/JudgmentCharming355: DONT SELL IN THE MORNING, IT WILL RECOVER IN THE AFTERNOON
[+10] u/Thebaxxxx: If you dont have 600k by age 25 just give up never gets better
[+10] u/jeffynihao: It feels like everyday the Korean stock market had a circuit breaker
[+10] u/Paul_Robert_: SPY: It's nice to have a circuit breaker in case of emergencies.
KOSPI: I PAID FOR A CIRCUIT BREAKER, SO IM GOING TO USE THE CIRCUIT BREAKER!
[+10] u/powerbuffcurls: I swear every time I buy it crashes
[+10] u/trust_it_bb: Its over. First circuit breakers hitting monday. You didn’t listen to me yesterday, but now you will live it.
Hug and kiss your loved ones, the bears have no mercy.
[+10] u/adilmasoodkh: Dram down 8% overnight wtf
[+9] u/Goldpeaches32: Bulls are having hotdog water for brunch
[+9] u/__nameless____: crash by this hour means it'll be green by open
[+9] u/yahooms: # WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS I NO LONGER HAVE MONEY TO LOSE.
**"LOSING ALL HOPE WAS FREEDOM"** \- JOE ROGAN, TOY STORY 3
[+9] u/Nateleb1234: Stupid me
I finally break even on meta and now I'm underwater again. Every time. I break even I hold it goes down. When I break even and I sell it goes up. The universe doesn't want me to ever be in the green in a stock.
[+9] u/CollegeDesperate5927: Hopefully we open red so my puts can print cause ik it’s gonna pump for no reason
[+9] u/Ok_Product8015: Bears will be shocked when we open green
[+9] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: You guys are acting like we’re not gonna fucking rip 15 minutes after market opens.
[+9] u/KingOfTheBritons96: Breaking News: SPY down to levels not seen since Friday morning
[+9] u/Goldpeaches32: Your a npc if you bought calls on Friday smhhhh
[+9] u/zmagickz: didn't 🥭 say we only had 4 week of oil left...like 4 weeks ago?
[+9] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Can someone please pump DRAM 😒
[+9] u/ManonFire1224: Market has been ass since the end of May
[+9] u/Abe2025: Freak the freak out and panic sell. Its the only way for it to shoot up
[+9] u/DJ_Shads: this is how they repay us for the korean war.
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Well I’m losing 10k buying top of SK Hynix 🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/Waste-Milk2716: They’re too busy enjoying life after getting rich instead of being on reddit Sunday evening
[+9] u/pink_ego_box: I was there Gandalf
Three thousands years ago
The day the strength of bols failed
[+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: Will my 750 puts print?
[+8] u/yahooms: # FAKKKKK, I SHOULD HAVE JUST PUT MY MONEY UNDER THE MATTRESS INSTEAD!!!!
[+8] u/skychief99: Agent Orange just now said he has a 59% approval rating. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: I hate these Koreaotards so much. I wish Kospi could hit zero without it affecting my portfolio
[+8] u/DuAbUiSai: Casino in Korea heading for bankruptcy.
[+8] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck me I bought the top 🤢🤮🤢
[+8] u/j__walla: I thought for sure they were going to do a ceasefire again.... glad I have puts...not happy im ghey tho
[+8] u/GoBeaversOSU: Just sell it all and become a sheep farmer in rural Australia
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Did DRAM say the N word?
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Freak the fuck out & panic buy everything
[+8] u/One-Permission-9834: If you don’t buy on this dip tonight you’re gonna be pissed
[+8] u/kaden_dd: MU finishing green because everyone will buy puts is a tale as old as time
[+8] u/PureSpecialistROTMG: please trump, save my portfolio
[+8] u/spn43: CLOSE THE KOREAN CASINO YOU FOOLS!
[+8] u/ChipWong82: DRAMs a fucking scam.
[+8] u/Anonn39: Relax SKHYtards, it is literally MU on steroids (and it's valuation is CHEAPER), it will be back at ATH sooner or later. You can't even buy options yet.
[+8] u/itsgodsposterchild: We’re not even down half a point and bol loses their mind. Be like ber, calm, peaceful, docile. Ready for the catch of the day
\-sum fkn gey retard ber aka me
[+7] u/niceee_guyyy: Prob a -2% day at close tom
[+7] u/Blownofftheblock: So apparently Koreans can tell the future
[+7] u/orcassharks: Dude it’s sunny, beautiful and 70s in Seattle. We’re all on the water. No one is shitposting unless you’re a neurotic ber.
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Expected of the Koreapoors. Gotta get in a circuit breaker everyday
[+7] u/hioman01: Bols r fuk >!I am fuk!<
[+7] u/TntFireball22: Next Friday I am buying puts to make sure the Koreans will pump
[+7] u/ZYHUA: 🚨🚨🚨KOSPI has just broke first MAJOR SUPPORT, next support can be found 30% lower
[+7] u/OkAlternative7705: \-0.36% and it looks like we had 2008 crash in here
[+7] u/Bizonistic: Getting fucked by KORU, can't rely on Koreans to hold the line
[+7] u/Organic-Calendar-244: I hate those sons of bitches
[+7] u/EvilShadow80: You better start selling that ass on the streets.
[+7] u/_3470: just bought RAM in overnight fuck it
[+7] u/Cool-Employ-4830: it’s so fucking over for me Lol
[+7] u/peanut-britle-latte: I really should've sold in May. FUCK.
[+7] u/zeebee098: Got drunk and texted my ex. No response. Shoot me
[+7] u/kalllllllllllllll: WOW WHAT IS THIS DISCOUNTED DIP?
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Anyone else use their thermometer rectally even though the mouth works just fine?
[+7] u/Butteredscotch: Spacex -50% tomorrow please
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Kospi just never stops. It’s depressing.
[+7] u/MarginCalledMom: This is so sad. What the heck is going on in Korea bro
[+7] u/SDRChillride: So koreans are selling right now…
[+7] u/Top_Statistician5590: Calls n chillllllllllll
[+7] u/not_a_cumguzzler: Why is Mitch McConnell still here
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: A lot of doom in here for only like 50k volume
[+7] u/cuzziezcuz: Are Koreans losing their houses and stuff because of the extreme leverage and drop of the kospi?
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: All it takes is 1 good trade to become a fucking millionaire
[+7] u/Any-Presentation5438: Is there KOPSI 5x-10x leverage?
[+7] u/rojojoftw: If there was a toilet that flushed through the center of the earth, if you flushed it in Asia, would poop come out in America?
[+7] u/digitalradiohead: He drinks a whiskey drink he drinks a vodka drink he drinks a lager drink he drinks a cider drink
[+7] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Stop watching overnight trading, this crap will be green by market open.
[+7] u/ScarletHarpy93: I love you S. Korea, but we're about to concede that N. Korea has a point on owning Seoul.
[+7] u/1foxyboi: $RKLB really gonna drop from $151 to $40
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: Every tech stock is red.
Fair market, no rotation shit.
[+6] u/TheSauce69: My god, ES at levels not seen since Friday
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # The whole market is going down and somehow SPY will still be at an ATH while everything else is -5% LMAO
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: Yes dump EET I want to full port MU at discount
[+6] u/GPUssydestroyer: Earnings season starts now I’m pretty sure this all goes up
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Koreans made yall bag holders.
[+6] u/AuraCollecter: Microsoft is green it’s over for everything
[+6] u/_hopkins: Man, I am getting so fucking tired of KOSPI. Every fucking Goddamn day
[+6] u/complex_pen716: My dram calls are so cooked omfg plz rebound soon
[+6] u/jokull1234: The Korean stock market is a plague on the world lol
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Damn, all deez ladies hitting on me in Bangkok.
Im flattered.
[+6] u/kumako10: Why do we care so much about korea?
[+6] u/MarginCalledMom: Probably never, but let me know if you can pick me up at 1059
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: So much time for a “ talks going well “ Bers are so fawkd
[+6] u/patelchief90: why tf MU and sndk rely on kospi?
[+6] u/Lelwrektnub: Regarded Korean analysts set the expectations too high and now they reported sk Hynix might miss the consensus operating profit targets.
[+6] u/No-Put2311: Average day of looking at the Kospi
[+6] u/Vlashaaak: I’m still waiting for generational dip
[+5] u/monologue_adventure: KOSPI CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING!
[+5] u/livingiice: Ive seen interesting stories like cancelling weddings lol
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Sometimes I have to say weird shit or I’ll die
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Koreans are about to have a silly side shiny car soon
[+5] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Give the bears circuit breakers for tomorrow and bulls can have rest of week. Deal?
[+5] u/Market-Maker101: Robinhood spx pre market options
[+5] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: SPY only down a dollar after this news lmao
[+5] u/One-Permission-9834: This low vol shakeout is beautiful
[+5] u/CollegeDesperate5927: Bro I wish it would open red so my puts can print but I just know it’s gonna open green somewhat I hate this bs
[+5] u/yeedub: market crashing. trust the plan?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bunch of panicans in here lmfaoooooo
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Lmao, when was the last date the Korean market wasn't halted?
[+5] u/Cpryus: I still remember few days ago I wanted to buy the dip but then everything went green 2 minutes before open lame af
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Apparently these retards think now the entire Korean stock market dictates what the US indexes will do.
[+24] u/Moist-Guava-732: once you realize money doesnt matter and there is nothing more valuable than time
as someone who has been slowly dying over the past year im telling you guys travel the world while you you are young and enjoy life to the fullest
debt means nothing currency is just numbers
the grim reaper claims all eventually
[+17] u/WorldlyWar2143: spy is down 0.5% and the "puts are saved" comments are already out.
lol this green dick tomorrow is gonna be so good
[+15] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Fok bro
https://preview.redd.it/8769vh6i7xch1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5170ad779c45d5a5a4bababc703ca8836f0c2121
[+15] u/vanceraa: we’re $7 off spy ath and bears are writing up their own big short screenplays
god some of you are retarded
[+11] u/JuicyJohnny69: MU when bad news and market open: I sleep 😴 MU when overnight and can’t buy/sell: bottomless free fall
[+11] u/barnshaw292: When the kospi hits the circuit breaker and they get a 20min trading break. Do they go to the toilet to continue dumping?
[+11] u/hayleybts: This is such a overreaction again lol
[+11] u/Drchubbypanda: I listened to Dave Ramsey and closed my car loan. Now I don't have the money to buy the dip
[+10] u/gabrielmmk: Why do they always fake pump the market and trap people before shitting the bed
[+10] u/Infamous_Ad3866: What if Iran is buying puts ?
[+10] u/Thin_Cat8817: I dont even hold DRAM but I just know all the dram bears are gonna be fuckin insufferable tomorrow
[+10] u/wafflepiezz: https://preview.redd.it/vot1dyyvaxch1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55974d232dbe522f088486525a849bc97899275f
[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: They're just killing DRAM to rotate money back into MAG7 and pump the market
cnbc will give you the narrative after the fact. Enjoy the games
[+9] u/RJ5R: **M** y
**S** tocks
**F** ucking
**T** rash
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: Oh fuck you’re gonna make me baghold
[+9] u/AccordingBee5821: Scary to be holding memory stocks…
[+8] u/OoopsWhoopsie: May Allah bless the Islamic Republic if Japan
[+8] u/JuicyJohnny69: Thanks DRAM I didn’t need my port anyways.
[+8] u/Moist-Guava-732: no better way to start the week then eating 6 grams of shrooms 12 hours before the market opens while confronting the mortality of having a terminal illness
believe me when i say your life isnt that bad no matter how much money you lose
[+8] u/SeesawQuiet5620: Can’t sleep knowing how horribly I’ve played mu this year.
[+8] u/Dectane12345: Member when the strait of hormuz wasn't closed?
[+8] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Kospi? More like Kospee, amirite?
[+8] u/Adventurous-Suit-662: Think imma pussy out tmm and buy too late in the day and get theta fucked
[+8] u/nyse25: # EVERYBODY RUN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
[+7] u/czarnyplp: Michael Burry was right
[+7] u/OK_Computer10101: Vietnam about to overtake Korea in Asia rankings…
[+7] u/iwishiwasameme: 705 by open so I can re-up on calls. Ya heard it here folks.
[+7] u/Creative_Number_4428: If you actually think about it, 'Hyperscalers' sounds retarded
[+7] u/ZmanB-Bills: Selling everything I didn't sell off last Thursday and Friday.
Some misguided leader's never ending war is about to drive prices even higher and drop a ton of uncertainty on global markets.
I'm out. I'll take a couple percent fixed income for a while.
[+7] u/holymolyratio: someone go tell the koreans to stop using leverage lmao
[+7] u/JakeColorCarton: Crazy how Korea market inflicts more damage to the US than Iran with the war
[+7] u/Massander: You’d think the US was actually bombing South Korea with how fucked their market is
[+7] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Can we get 6th months when we're the ones in the future and can fuck Korea over?
[+7] u/gabrielmmk: Lols and the U.S. announced the strait was opened a few hours ago. What a joke
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Just got off the phone with Lindsay Gharham. He said green by open.
[+7] u/carrollart: I just think the name kospi is cute is all
[+7] u/MisterSauz: Is datacenter cooling a good investment
[+6] u/JPowTheDayTrader: You either blow up your account screwing around with options or you live long enough to become a buy-and-hold investor.
[+6] u/scratanddaria: Wtf is wrong with koreans? SKHY is down -6%
[+6] u/Timely_Attitude7475: Can 🥭 announce a deal by market open tmr, thank you
[+6] u/AngusMcTibbins: Believe it or not, Shrek loads
[+6] u/BatProfessional7316: I apologize for my over-leveraged Korean bros. I sold this morning pre-market bc I needed liquidity, and holy shit I'm glad that I did cause -13%. Wtf are my countrymen doing?
[+6] u/Excellent-Bag135: SKHY now over 36% premium over korean shares lmaoo
[+6] u/PickleRickleTV: Dear God, bad things come in 3s. So far you’ve done well with Mitch and Lindsey. Please make the last one count 🙏🏻 the world needs to heal
[+6] u/Major_Baground: # Drill, baby, drill
[+6] u/beerstearns: I’m gonna pee in the strait of hormuz. Flight to Dubai is booked.
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: I buy stocks just so i can feel included in the community. Bit of a loner
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Smells like bitch in here
[+5] u/LoyalSpin: What kinda diet you talking about? 50g a day is perfectly health for most people (I do 180g a day)
[+5] u/AZUCSGrower: It’s going to soar at open.
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Koreans bet the house on McGregor smh red ass fuck tomorrow
[+5] u/daytrader7222: SK hynix is trading 12% down right now in Korea.
Ready for dump memory chip stocks tomorrow?
[+5] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: I like you bols
Don’t show up to the makers tomorrow
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Holy fuck kospi about to enter hades
[+17] u/maengdaddy: They are called memory stocks because the gains you make on them now only exist as a memory
[+17] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: There are some bears in here that need spy at 680 to break even on their puts LMAO!
[+15] u/Fun_Self6505: Damn i lowk just lost two years worth of gains in one month
[+14] u/Czyzzle: Bols yelling at their wives about buying $7 latte
[+13] u/DMND_Hands: Forget Iran
We need to go to war with Korea
[+13] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I am, for the 400th time this year, sick of this shit.
[+13] u/cantTankThisFox: Lmfao things were pumping up again and the KOSPI circuit breaker ended
[+12] u/Samjabr: Can we either nuke iran or grant them permanent control over Hormuz. This edging bullshit is getting old.
[+12] u/cheweyy: By Wednesday the top comment here will be “🫵 didn’t buy the memory dip Monday morning”
[+11] u/Open-Yak-3708: #Dram getting skullfucked ☠️☠️☠️☠️
[+11] u/laddie78: Hi, mom? Yeah you can come pick me up.
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Anyone tired of this repetitive bullshit?
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: The market is crashing cause House of the Dragon is mid , the people are mad
[+9] u/cooperfrost: I said it a few days ago as a joke but I’m not joking anymore. Time to use export controls and ban StarCraft from Korea.
If they behave maybe they can get it back again.
[+9] u/neariced: how fuk are my friday memory calls?
[+9] u/Civil-Fun2409: i hope kospi gets to 10% every fuking day so that the economy goes to shiiit. north korea takes over and no more kospi
[+9] u/Villi187: like seriously? every fucking day a sell off in korea
Like are you fucking kidding me? Yeah i know volatility volatility but 3 weeks down 10% everyday? Yeah what the fuck
[+9] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Sk hynix -14.5%
Samsung -10.5%
Dram -10%
Mu -6%
[+9] u/ktempo: Why did I buy dram at $68 lol
[+9] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Did circuit breaker hit ?
[+8] u/tribalDruid78: PETITION TO DELIST KOSPI!
[+8] u/NervousChemistry7401: Anyone tired of this repetitive bullshit?
[+8] u/filitupagain: There’s a bill KOSPI joke here somewhere I just can’t find it. Help a brotha out.
[+8] u/xeemyy: Some memory tickers went 500% YTD and you greedy bastards still bought. 😭
[+8] u/ScrewChaseBank: When you put in limit orders to buy and 5 min later the price is well below your already lowball ass price
[+8] u/cloudsofgrey: As soon as you buy puts, market will reverse
[+7] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: Don't let the K-Pop demons win!
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: KOSPI instantly starts to die again
[+7] u/Datsyuk131313: Just send Korea into the dark ages already
[+7] u/tinymeatsnack: When did this whole sub become governed by Korea
[+7] u/neariced: My losses aren’t real if I don’t open the app
[+7] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Chips and co getting hammered
[+7] u/mensch7: Remember kids, it's only manipulation when things go down. There's never \*any\* manipulation when things go up
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: North Korea remains the greatest Korea, there is zero sell activity idk how they do it 🇰🇵💎🙏
[+7] u/OrangeManBibi: Green at open as usual
[+7] u/Toothlesskinch: Man. I cant wait until one of these online books starts opening brick and mortar locations in NYC. Bring back the OTB.
[+6] u/JohnKeyDonkey: Should've backed North Korea in the war
[+6] u/Salt_Contract342: SPY is going to open 750ish, and you are all crying the end of the World. Retardium is strong here lately
[+6] u/GneissFrog: CENTCOM manifesting the opening of the strait through positive affirmations and good vibes. Department of make love not war.
[+6] u/BarracudaNo4227: Do something Orange man
[+6] u/captain_casino: It's time to try the NKOSPI intsead
[+6] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I've given up as a bear. If we dont get the tweet/axios article before market open, I'm buying 0dte calls because I'm sure it will come out shortly
[+6] u/bear2bebull: Hurry and open the market. I need to panic average down on my MU calls 😭
[+6] u/chemtrailsmademe: Gotta love this shit
[+6] u/dankeyschon: Some peepo be like "yeah im bearish,f" and 95% of their net worth is in stocks...
[+6] u/zzzzzz808: FFX is the best Final Fantasy imo. The last great turn based game of the series. Amazing characters and storyline, incredible gameplay.. or maybe I’m just old. .
[+6] u/SteveStacks: Who is setting the AC to 78F ?
[+5] u/corundum9: how do hot latinas turn into Gru in less than a year? it seems physically impossible
[+5] u/Lextron: my bad, nowww the bottom is in
[+5] u/raeskel: market data halted for krk hynix stock on ibkr..just let it go bruh
[+5] u/Brok3Stoner: I'm gonna load up on $nflx because after stocks go down they go up, right?
[+15] u/Trashpanda7193: Turns out I bought the absolute top of rklb and LUNR, now down around 50% on each lol what a retard
[+14] u/Chlo-Motion: Y'all memory people are complaining but at least you haven't been holding space stocks like me lmao
[+14] u/Leaguefizzics: Most regarded outcome i can think of. Sign me up
[+13] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Memory is not going anywhere. Shortage till 2030. Relax and stop panic selling based on daily chart
[+11] u/Flashy-Baker9842: https://preview.redd.it/ml7kwerzoxch1.png?width=722&format=png&auto=webp&s=a64eb59eb0fc5b23b8384d0c2c223ca652fb5076
SpaceX bag holders waiting for their rocket to life off.
[+11] u/curling_rocks: None of this after hours stuff matters. Ceasefire at 8:30
[+10] u/Senior_Jicama_2108: Wsb panic got me feelin bullish
[+9] u/Affectionate_Arm_512: kospi performing worse than mcgregor
[+9] u/Knarre30: Even against all odds and with an absolute denial of reallity this shit could pump today
[+9] u/Alternative_Cup1267: I was already down 60% on my dram calls, I knew 90% would look better by Monday 👌🏽
[+9] u/LuvSicPt5: full porting SK hynix was not THE move
[+8] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Fuck Zuckerberg for causing all of this
Stupid inbred lizard
[+8] u/VinAsheel: Dump is over green by open and ath by eod
[+8] u/ZeroSumTruths: PSA: Don't get confused by Cosby and KOSPI
One grape your wife and one grape your portfolio.
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: >Foreign investors net sold 2.23 tln won and institutions net sold about 570 bln won; retail investors net bought roughly 2.7 tln won. The National Pension Service was a buyer, net purchasing about 220 bln won.
Korean retail and pension fund holding the bag.
[+8] u/JenkemJunky: Wassup ma nvidias!!!?
[+8] u/Clackamas1: We have had 25% already
[+7] u/Synergiex: Ooh shiit… here we go again…
[+7] u/charliebrown22: I fully expect to hear ceasefire talks tomorrow morning before the market opens
[+7] u/geddyclaus: Overnight session busted my Hynix.
[+7] u/Affectionate-Idea690: HSINCHU, Taiwan, R.O.C. – July 13, 2026 -
TSMC (TWSE: 2330, NYSE: TSM) today announced its net revenue for June 2026: On a consolidated basis, revenue for June 2026 was approximately NT$442.68 billion, an increase of 6.2 percent from May 2026 and an increase of 67.9 percent from June 2025. Revenue for January through June 2026 totaled NT$2,404.48 billion, an increase of 35.6 percent compared to the same period in 2025.
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Mu and RKLB killing me
[+7] u/Kickboy21: A 20% memory correction would bankrupt half of WSB
[+7] u/cinJESUS: memory already corrected 20%
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: Koreans are bbq'd
Come on, pretty good. Upvote me, now.
[+7] u/mr_stupid_face: Hurray!
I have not seen the bears get this yippee in many weeks.
Calls it is tomorrow
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: We will be green tomorrow, i understand this pattern every week
[+7] u/TreGet234: Ai bubble popping today 😳
[+7] u/OneRobuk: Deleting my brokerage app and staying away for a month
[+7] u/ljl1986: Korea just rug pulled Ameritards
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: i am so unbelievably fucked today
[+6] u/kaplanj23: The NFLX and MSFT I bought last week might not moon, but at least I didn’t jump into memory lol
[+6] u/2Hosslovescash: Calls on GOOGL. The amount of regards in here that can’t use it shows the TAM is still untapped.
[+6] u/CD274: South Korea announced major push into semiconductors and datacenters, announces 50trillion won budget cuts
Uh. Think maybe South Korea itself is a giant hyperscaler
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Fuk the noise...data matters.
A 67.9% year-over-year revenue leap from TSMC validates that the physical packaging pipeline for AI platforms is clearing rapidly, forcing a massive matching pull for Micron’s ultra-profitable HBM stacks. Watch apple nvda amd lam asml amkr and asx., no AI has not capped degens
[+6] u/Bombingit: Kospi mega V forming. We're saved memorybois!!!
[+5] u/sitbar: my $3.5 soxs call is very happy
[+5] u/Impossible-Fun2027: What’s wrong with these Koreans?!
Eat some kimchi and leave the market alone
[+23] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: 6.5 hours until "I had a great phone conversation with Iran".
[+17] u/mks_csw: south koreans who bought korean stocks on margin about to find themselves on a remote island with numbers from 1 to 456
[+16] u/Billy_Flower: i shorted MU and AMD rn and now going to sleep, gonna wake up to a reversal, youre welcome
[+16] u/Altair82: WSB: Prices are so high. I wish it would come down to reality so I can buy
WSB once market consolidates and gives them their wish: zomg!!!! muh lost decadez
[+14] u/phr4rbadass: why did i even buy mu at 1100 smh
[+13] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Suicide hotline pinned please
[+13] u/Concept-Plastic: SKHYNIX -16%
BRUH what
[+12] u/Concept-Plastic: Ngl this SKHYNIX crash is kind of unbelievable. INSANE
[+11] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Should we try the other korea?
[+11] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Actually green by open, we might get ATH tonight or tomorrow, lets GOO
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: I really roundtripped $60k on DRAM gains. FML
[+8] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: 100% cash right now, gonna be hunting tomorrow
[+8] u/MostAmusedBear: Hang in there, you just have to make it through the US session
[+8] u/Legendary-Lemon: Holy fuck SK Hynix -15%.
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: It's the end of the MU as we know it
[+8] u/Apple2o: The smartest people in the world control the stock market, the second smartest group just loot the US treasury
[+8] u/plumpyplummy: But Trump said it was over
[+8] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: I wish American indexes moved like kospi, imagine how much fun we’d have
[+7] u/v0xb0x_: We're letting Korea dictate our market like a bunch of cucks
[+7] u/No-Hedgehog-5266: This tuition is getting expensive
[+7] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Korean got more circuit breakers in a week than I ejaculate
[+7] u/donefukupped: Think Samsung staff have to refund their bonuses now and reverse the population boom.
[+6] u/desilent: GOOGL run up to earnings starting today
[+5] u/VTI4LYFE69: Another week of work coming up
I'm tired boss
[+19] u/AccelerationFinish: I’m down 40% on most of my recent purchases. Pretty fuckin’ sweet.
[+15] u/Leather_Mention5916: Me losing 10 dollar bill: my life is ruined and i will never survive this tragedy.
Me losing 5k in the stonk market: this is absolutely fine and part of the game!
[+14] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Two things Korea is known for:
K-Pop Demon Hunters and selling off every fucking night.
[+11] u/Ok-Ship-4625: I blame the Islamic Republic of Korea
[+10] u/CleftyHeft: the V will be glorious today
[+10] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: We’re in year 1 of the 20 year war
[+9] u/Alarmed_House23: Sick of these 10% swings in memory stocks
[+9] u/tothemoon_probably: Anyone else bag holding dram right now
[+9] u/EncryptedMyst: I'm so ashamed to be a Europoor what the fuck are we doing
[+8] u/Wapmen: What are the chances SNDK will dump even more during the day? Let's see how it behaves on premarket at least
[+8] u/CompoteOdd9118: This thread sucks, everyone is just joking around and commenting memes instead of writing about actual setups
[+8] u/bidahtibull: Dunno why everyone's crying about a RAM crises, I just downloaded some more.
[+8] u/wilhelm96: SKHY price discovery gonna be interesting. Currently \~25% delta between US and Seoul
[+8] u/OrganicBirthday107: I am broke after losing 180k this two months any advice or spare change
[+8] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Can this thing just die already
[+8] u/Outside_Ad4446: Be sure you send the suicide prevention hotline number to any bool friend of yours, they could really use it right about now..
[+7] u/Omnislash99999: Excuse me just dropping 5k into netflix while cancelling my subscription because it sucks
[+7] u/Positive_Cry_6512: No drowning in the strait of casino
[+7] u/Fit-Employ3623: Job interviews be like:
1) Resume shortlist
2) Phone screening
3) Tech interview 1
4) Tech interview 2
5) tech interview 3
6) HM round
7) culture fit round
8) salary negotiation round
9) hr round
10) background verification
BURN THIS PLACE
[+6] u/revelstoketruckin: If US memory stocks doesn’t have any correlation with kospi, we would probably be at ATH
[+5] u/Lurk_Maximus: Lindsey s death might be the black swan no one saw coming
[+5] u/Molmor_: Futes are coming up, might not be too bad a day overall
With the sole exception of memory, of course
[+5] u/Chilinuff: Samsung Down 16% Jesus Murphy