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[+46] u/uncsucks: Bombs over the weekend
Peace talks going well Monday evening
[+43] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Mango not showing up for son's wedding,, War back on
[+40] u/2020isgreat: Iran is going to end up with the Obama deal except without Nuclear restrictions lmao
[+30] u/Spy300: Bro waited for his hand picked fed chair to take office before he resumes the war and sends WTI to 150
This is a stealth default
[+29] u/Muted-South4737: Made +20% before lunch and cashed out. Didn't overtrade for once. Might try not being such a jackass more often.
[+25] u/SeaworthinessNo4: FU tou POS MU and SNDK
[+24] u/Legendary-Lemon: Expect the news to start flooding soon now that the market is closed
[+22] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Fuckin GOOGL can‘t do shit anymore
[+21] u/31andnotdone: firing up tinder because I'm gonna need weiners not just on my grill this weekend
🌭 🇺🇸
[+21] u/AdOk3638: # Whos holdin calls over the holiday weekend? Me, the most big beautiful bol! LMAO 🤌
[+18] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Adventurous_Sell5994 made a bet that NVDA would go to 245.0 within **1 day** when it was 219.435 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses
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[+18] u/MudBloodLite: Breaking up with my gf
[+18] u/zainwhb: apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t
where were you when MU die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
“micron is kil”
“no”
[+17] u/bearhunter429: #It's been a couple hours since Kevin Nash got sworn in and he still hasn't cut rates. Mango gonna be livid. LMAO🤌
[+16] u/jijitalk: Got laid off by META yesterday. It kinda feels liberating, 10 months of salary paid by zuck to not have to work there anymore, not bad.
Sleep in, gamble like a degenerate and beat my meat twice a day to Cathie Wood. Life is gonna be good for a while.
[+16] u/Pernicious-Peach: Any word on how $20k MU 1DTE guy is doing?
[+16] u/_TheOoze_: If ASTS doesn't hit $110 on Tuesday, I lose my house.
[+15] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Debated myself all day on whether I should close out my ASTS calls. I did, so it’s going to $130 next week. You’re welcome spacemob
[+15] u/Independent-Tree-985: How many of you still dont know about this weekend?
>!Scotty Doesnt know that fiona and me do it in my van every sunday!<
[+14] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: That VIX spike is not random
[+13] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: The rigging is getting worse
Someone needs to be jailed
[+13] u/Riven97: Go jerk off, touch grass, fight with your mom
or whatever, happy long weekend
[+13] u/Bluesquare9: Twitter’s so funny right now. I’m seeing “deal imminent!” and “war imminent!” all over.
[+13] u/Spare-Capital-3347: My dad gave me the choice to either get a car as a gift or 20k for my 19th birthday. I took the 20k and went all in on INTC at $41 avg share (first time buying) and sold at $85. Then bought MU at 570. All because of WSB.
[+13] u/fish_: what the fuck am i gonna do for 3 days
[+12] u/DoubleFamous5751: There’s something special about bag holding something for a long time and then FINALLY being able to get out break even/for a small W. Have a feeling that’s happening a lot rn.
https://preview.redd.it/ewht9fihzq2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad2448838952ac6d53e658891c67e9fbbd259d82
[+12] u/Bright-Revolution496: A moment of silence for Sir $600K. He represents the true spirit of this sub.
[+11] u/yomama_yodaddy: Man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭goodbye
[+11] u/Totallycomputername: Hit it big on rklb and I feel empty inside.
[+11] u/ChristianM97: MU price almost exactly like it was 1 week ago LMAO, damn meme stock
[+11] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Funny how quantum stocks rip
But the leader of quantum GOOGL dumps
Rigging is crazy
[+11] u/Apfelmoes_: 🥭 is live on YouTube telling some insane weight lifting story
[+11] u/HarryBallZach812: It’s gonna be a long-ass weekend
[+11] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Bear trap Friday sour hour dump for a liquidity sweep and to convince them WW3 was starting this weekend. Gotta love it.
[+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA....clean yourself up this weekend. You were filthy today....
[+11] u/AlmostAsianJim: Just lost $3k selling at market price after hours on an illiquid stock. Learn from my mistake, always use Limit Price folks. Goddammm that hurts.
[+10] u/Slabbed1738: Lol rddt gapped down 6% at open twice this week
[+10] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Buying Reddit calls almost ruined me
Luckily I sold some to then buy some QQQ puts but I paper handed most of them
I then bought more RDDT calls again
[+10] u/bedgecheatures: Market is hot then it's cold, it's yes then it's no, it's in then it's out, it's up then it's down. It's wrong then it's right, it's black then it's white thanks Katy Perry
[+10] u/Kickboy21: RDDT IS THE BIGGEST PIECE OF DOGSHIT STOCK ASIDE FROM MSFT
[+10] u/Swiftnice: I'm surprised 🥭 didn't go to his son's wedding and claim the right of Prima Nocta
[+10] u/eFattig: Bombs gonna go off this weekend
[+10] u/music_is_gud: Holy shit, you guys gotta watch Patrick Boyle's recent video on SpaceX IPO. He rips apart all the bazillion irregularities (He was a mutual fund manager)
[+10] u/dutch1664: RKLB from $4 to $134. 32x thank you very much 🍆💦💦💦😲
[+10] u/wright_on_: zuckstreetbets is gonna be abominable
[+10] u/puffinnbluffin: NVDA calls guy in shambles I’m sure 😬
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Microsoft always drills on days that end with a Y LMAO🤌
[+9] u/vermilli21: https://preview.redd.it/mdrp4uq67r2h1.png?width=547&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd7257e7634318e7fe4d7cf9d8b496ff6d96540b
[+9] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: congrats to all the new MU bag holders. i know some of you timed the top perfectly today
[+9] u/AdCritical5383: Now that the market is closed it’s time to send some peace ordinance to Iran at high velocity.
[+9] u/hayleybts: I'm gonna need few more months to undo april damage
[+9] u/bunnibly: Shit day for trading.
Three days until open.
The worst.
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #In the last 10 trading days Microsoft was red for 12 days LMAO🤌
[+9] u/puffinnbluffin: I told the kids at career day today that I retired early from investing in the stock market. I left out the part about losing millions on options though
[+8] u/brock2063: I for one welcome back our 1990s overloads INTC, XOM, and IBM. It was a better world back then.
[+8] u/vermilli21: It’s only fitting to send missiles over Memorial Weekend. Celebrate two events in one day and mark it on history. 🥭 trying so hard to make his mark
[+8] u/Indra_Sx: $NVDA with the highway robbery on my port
[+8] u/SeasonOk8915: Easiest SPY put ever this afternoon
[+8] u/Meeting_Ok2: I've mastered the trade of buying high selling low
[+8] u/BeepBoopDep: Low volume on MU, we pump on high volume Tuesday 🐮
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: On sunny days, a black man follows me around
[+8] u/zeebee098: I wonder if my cat knows she’s the only thing keeping me alive sometimes
[+8] u/Entire-Plant-8976: Fuck this nvidia has crazy earnings but keep going down make it make sense
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Interesting how I’m all calls, on a Green Day, managed to lose 12k today
[+8] u/GoogleKushforLunch: If nothing happens new ATH easy
[+8] u/Goldie_Rosey: I'm a female rookie and I came here to thank every last one of you who mentioned Quantum. I finally got some gains 💪🏾 WSB is a blessing 🤍
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: How many times per week is it healthy to fap
[+8] u/tzuica_de_mar: all my workplaces have been sausage fests meanwhile interns at jpm getting free blowjobs from Lorna how is the world fair
[+8] u/potato111a: Imagine losing lambo money and a house in the middle of nowhere on 3 DTE NVDA calls LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: ***extremely loud fart***
[+8] u/infinitewaters107: U Michigan just found consumer sentiment is at lowest point since 1952.
The stock market is basically totally divorced from reality at this point.
[+8] u/NativePlant870: spy gapping down to 730 Tuesday
[+7] u/widerdog: thank god its over, wtf was the last two hours
[+7] u/Autistic-Bot: “I tell ya, Iran better make a deal or else. Or else I’ll fly over there and kiss the new Ayatollah on the mouth…” —D Trumps
[+7] u/SonOfObito: Pick up some shifts this weekend if you don’t wanna suffer
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: I’m down 30% in 2 days
[+7] u/TheIncredibleHodl: I did the math, you only need to average 5.25% return per day for the next 152 business days remaining in 2026 to turn $500 into $1.1 Million by year end.
Do with that what you will!
[+7] u/Alarmed-Rope-9062: Who else is sad the market is closed on Monday..??
[+7] u/roswellralph: Sold my calls, so peace deal should be announced any minute
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: DRAM got Rammed towards close.....
[+7] u/Brief-Ad-1629: No more options from now on!
[+7] u/ooommmnmmmooo: CBRS
reminder that IPO is American for “pump and dump”
[+7] u/TinyDelegation: was down 88 today. Near close puts got me to up 10 in the green. good enough for me
[+7] u/ExpatAndrew: ASTS you beauty! Also RKLB, LUNR
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Sour hour puts was the play today
[+7] u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1: God I love asstits. Shit's gonna let me sail off into the sunset
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: NVDA’s shit is fucked to the tits 😤
[+7] u/AmazingPrune2: Rddt is such pos, all that cash not converted into capex getting punished hard in this inflationary environment
[+7] u/BestKoreaEscapee: How’s that Nvidia 0k calls guy doing?
[+7] u/Original-Ad-3350: Market got bears all fucked up
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: Is fat fuck talking today?
[+7] u/Purple_Bearkat: Anyone leaving Reddit for some Meta bullshit. Nah.
[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: Has NVDA calls guy given any updates?? Someone needs to check on him 😬
[+7] u/CaptainApeCommander: Hope you guys bought oil before close
[+7] u/SigTauDan: Crazy how we’re all addicted to oxygen
[+7] u/No-Sympathy-686: Ill fucking suck your dick
Ill eat your fucking shit 🤌
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: “It’s not gambling if you know you’re gonna win..”
[+6] u/fish_: open the fucking casino
[+6] u/Mr_Pongo: Best of luck to anyone holding over the weekend. that was fucking insane
[+6] u/Beagle001: Had a 10x trade today.
Overall still ended red.
[+6] u/Impossible_Top242: Nvda rlly gonna sell off till eternity
[+6] u/fish_: closed everything except some mx calls, opened some oil calls before close. got a weird feeling about this weekend
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Not holding anything over the long weekend is boring but restful, and I am so very tired.
[+6] u/LankyLibrary7662: See you all on Tuesday. Have a nice weekend
[+6] u/financiallythriving: 1 in 10 Americans are millionaires. I am sure the U.S. folks on here made the list due to their extensive up to date financial research and knowledge of financial instruments and actively participating in trading of such instruments
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: See all bols, who didn’t paper hand today, in Valhalla on tuesday
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Now what? Im bored as hell already
[+6] u/TheEagleDied: Imagine not trading with an algo in the post mango world. You’d have to be a fucking moron that blindly buys or an amazing trader. I’m neither, I’m just a retard.
[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: every friday morning i tell myself i shouldnt trade today. then i do anyway and lose money
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: My port was so fucking green today it was scary
[+6] u/aquaticsardonic: Long weekends make me miss Backpage and not being perma-banned from Motel 6 those were the good ol days
[+6] u/RadFriday: It's offical I am don't trading memory stocks forever. Fuck these little chips bro
[+6] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: new ufo files dropped today. pretty wild stuff
[+6] u/liikenneaksioma: Most fake MU sale ever. Holding until next week
[+6] u/isolated-cat: all these dot com bubble boomer stocks gaining 40-50% casually in a month. what could possibly go wrong
[+6] u/Shoddy_Penalty2125: MU selloff was gay as fuck
[+6] u/grandfatherdog: I'm tired boss, I say at my desk after spending 80% of my workday losing money gambling
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Can we lower the iv on palantir options now that it sucks ?
[+6] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: that was fun everyone. see u on tuesday
[+6] u/Critical_Virus_9341: is the MU yolo tard cooked?
[+6] u/EnginrA: What do I do for the next 3 days? Goon?
[+6] u/very-social-autist: The world is cruel. with results like this, you expect NVDA to syrocket. but no... freaking intel... NVDA guy, welcome to the club. Hope you got out with some cash. Don't beat yourself too much.
[+6] u/music_is_gud: Wish we still had u/ControlTheNarrative with us. A wsb legend, one who inspired me to join this sub
[+6] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Today wasn't very cool from a my portfolio perspective
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Do I even know where I’m going anymore?
If I stop now, was all the suffering meaningless?
If I continue, am I just running on inertia?
[+6] u/Madrid_Fan: Spy gapping up to 760 Tuesday
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Some farts take a few seconds to gather in your ass and create a lot of heat near your bumhole before and while you release them those are the ones that you know are going to stink
[+6] u/EnginrA: Read an article in WSJ about this “genius” investor who bought a lot of shares of SpaceX in 2015, as if the normal retail investor could even do that
[+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: Imagine buying Ford stock 26 years ago and when you go to see your balance in 2026…..down 5%
[+6] u/isospeedrix: NVDA at 27 forward PE is actually hilarious
shit should be 300+, loading up more calls nxt week
[+5] u/captain_casino: I'd rather microwave my balls than have another sideways week next week
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: Everyone can spend the extra day off by putting fries in the bag to make an extra 50 cents.
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: MU wtf was that close
[+5] u/JJlaim: Holding over the weekend. Godspeed me
[+5] u/InIce1234: I am rarely bullish, but next week for sure will be green.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: 4 bagger on SPY 746 puts 0DTE to end an insane week. Bought at $.25, sold at $1.00.
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: The market makers were hella wrong for what they did
[+5] u/trumpdiego: at this point they might as well nuke me
[+5] u/TurnipIll2868: I lost most of my money this week
Same time next week?
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: This year has been such a shit show, somehow worst than last year 🤣
[+5] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: One hit of the devils lettuce and you’re dead
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: I really shouldve sold SNDK at break even yesterday like I said I would
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: and to no ones surprise, iran refuses to make any deal if it includes discussing nuclear issue
[https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897029](https://www.jpost.com/middle-east/iran-news/article-897029)
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: i cant do it, i cant make it 3 days without the casino
[+5] u/shasta747: Cerebras's underwriters thank regards for providing liquidity
[+5] u/hayleybts: 🥭 skipping wedding LMAOO
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: 3 days is a long time for tacos to happen
[+5] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: I diamond handed my Nvidia calls to the grave. Wonder how that 600k call guys doing
[+5] u/Bright-Consequence-5: bruh, just take all my money
[+5] u/Simran-0: Market is closed 3 days for WW3. No such thing as a CoInciDeNcE
[+5] u/FatBastardsHungry: How long is this bull run really going to last? It’s kind of an insane graph
[+5] u/octopus4488: Iranian soldiers trying to avoid the Saturday shift like the plague...
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Cant wait to shit post on meta street bets
[+5] u/coolopinionlmao: if you buy SpaceX at IPO (or at all) you deserve to be poor
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: buying the dips on rddt. they are now a major data broker for ai companies
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: things are going up for all the wrong reasons and i don't think it's dawned on anyone yet
[+5] u/potato111a: People shidding on that 163k SPX puts post making me kinda nervous LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: The bank is about to repossess my underwear
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Bers picked the wrong day to mess with America LMAO🤌🦅🗽
[+5] u/0neEyedMonster: Dot-com era CSCO bagholders finally free.
Like movie ghosts who are finally ready to "move on".
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: Hentai-Ebola-Covid-26
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: This is the first holiday weekend I am going into it winning
Feels strange
[+15] u/Dude_HaHa: So the NVDA guys expiry was today. His port got kamikaze'd.
[+11] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Even though I’m unemployed, three day weekends are still such a great reminder that I will die alone
[+11] u/mwesty25: Outsider trading sucks
[+10] u/ilwb: Pro tip: Losing money before a long weekend make it feel like a really long weekend
[+10] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Gonna be honest, I liquidated about 85% of my portfolio around noon today (all except the most conservative shit).
They’re up to something this weekend…
[+9] u/llamaflocka: Yeah watch them just invade Cuba this weekend instead of making peace with Iran
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: Alright everyone, circle around the biscuit and get your dicks out
[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: The great thing about a stock doing bad is that it becomes a smaller part of your portfolio as it shrinks. I call it auto-rebalancing
[+8] u/mrjacketman0303: RIP NVDA guy you wasted so much fucking money all for naught
[+7] u/jmc774: Ain't looking good cuba bros
[+7] u/DistributionMany6335: I gave claude my IRA holdings hoping it would suggest some changes and i was embarrassed about it because i had some shit that ended up pink sheet/caveat emptor. Then it said 'oly shit you bought GRID at 28??!?
[+7] u/-IQ200: Market is propped up by infinite bi-weekly deposits from 401k plans. It may dip, but never break. 📈
[+7] u/Doughnutpower: So I wake in the morning and I step outside. And I take a deep breath and I get real high. And I scream from the top of my lungs...
[+6] u/zslszh: This war made me realize how unreliable Axios is
[+6] u/stonetrade: At this point rate hikes are bullish
[+6] u/solid_snake1994: Should I buy NVDA right now?
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: The missed opportunity holding 103 shares of MSFT is disgusting
[+6] u/Thumbszilla: Say it with me: "con-sol-i-da-tion". Next week things start getting dicey for a bit.
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: Bag holding HOOD and RDDT while everything else is ATH
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Shits rigged. If NVDA doesn’t pump next week it’s back to Wendy’s.
[+5] u/Its-me-in-the-sky: What hurts is holding BB jan 2027 $4 calls from october-feb … wouldve been 15k to 110k 😭
[+5] u/Big-Routine222: “We’re going to install the former Iranian leader, the one who wanted a nuclear bomb, as the guy because we didn’t want Iran to have a bomb.”
10/10, no notes.
[+5] u/hadizadam: Ok going to force myself to randomly clean my ridiculously dusty fan
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: Bike = bicycle
Mike = micycle
[+5] u/Vast-Arm8040: Just sold RGTI, QBTS, IONQ today lets hope they dont 100x and haunt my dreams
[+5] u/ChungusSpliffs: Yall should be looking into BlackBerry if you’re interested in getting into an AI play early.
[+5] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: I need a 2x ticker for next week to unfuck my port
[+5] u/hbtljose13: Someone told me to buy the top 4 tickers Thursday after market close and I actually made money 🥲🙏
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: USA keeps complaining EUpoors are not helping with hormuz. why not team up with Iran and toll passage LMAO. $2M per ship, $1M for Iran, $1M for USA PROBLEM SOLVED LETS GET RICH TOGETHER
[+5] u/Serious-Government32: anything good to invest in
[+5] u/Liquidtears: did we receive the next batch of the UFO files yet?
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Damn nvidia hates being above 200
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: What better way to celebrate Memorial Day Weekend than dropping bombs on middle eastern countries
[+5] u/S0Anon: til tuesday fellas...
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: My horny ass could not work at the zoo
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Threw down a couple hundred on shitstock WETO, 48% gain in two days
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Anyone else hoping for nukes, just to buy MU a little cheaper?
[+5] u/cashflow_: No mater what time is it there is somewhere a guy sending a chick a WhatsApp sticker of a sad animal because she’s still not ready
[+5] u/Doughnutpower: I like Quantum stocks since they are both calls and puts concurrently. I printed out my portfolio and placed it in my cat’s litter box since I’m good at physics and investing.
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: Bag holder spotted
Also ai has started since like 2020 if not earlier
[+12] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: 🥭 staying in DC this weekend instead of going to Donny Jrs wedding.
Either we are bombing Iran again or he just hates him.
I think he just hates him
[+12] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: When you realize you would have made much more if you just did the buy & hold strategy than this stupid trading thing..
[+8] u/Coloradospruce33: Just saw META & MSFT under a bridge cooking rats on a rotisserie. Damn have they fallen
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: polymarket odds of the ceasefire holding this weekend has plummeted from 91% down to 58% in a few hours
[+8] u/bigpoopyfaceguy: No one wants to hold over long weekend
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Fine, you can have a nuke, **just don't fire it**
😠
[+7] u/Nanas_700k: BREAKING: Fuck your puts, fuck your calls, Axios’s made up news reports have you by the balls.
[+7] u/sayemsosa: Reopen the casino you bastards, I cant wait 3 days to revenge trade
[+7] u/tiny_toof: MU didn’t make it to 800 so my eyes twitching
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: BREAKING NEWS: News Isn’t Real Anymore
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Yes im holding calls through this long weekend
[+7] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Oh look, it's Friday and a holiday weekend. Time for our weekly "Actually negotiations are going nowhere and the war will continue" news. Can't wait for Tuesday when we get "But wait! Maybe there's talks!"
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: Still relevant in Iowa 😤
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: QQQ has rallied +30% from March lows in 6 weeks.
It has gained only +0.9% in the past 2 weeks.
Only 0.9% cause that is when I started buying calls
[+6] u/zg44: Elon has set SpaceX up for a TSLA merger down the road with the dual class shareholding.
Can just merge TSLA shares into the class A SpaceX shares while Musk keeps 93% of class B shares with 10x votes over the whole company.
He'll still control 80+% of voting power of the combined company.
Feels like the obvious result down the road. Makes it very hard for anybody to be short TSLA with that possibility hanging overhead.
[+6] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Why was there such an aggressive sell-off toward eod?
[+6] u/BeginnersDuck777: Where’s that Iran Peace Deal? LOL
[+6] u/kaapooj: looking for a stock that sends their shareholders a personalized hoodie and 2 cinema tickets for the next zendaya movie
[+6] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: This week sucked for me 😔
[+6] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: 🥭 Jr is getting married and 🥭 will not be at the wedding
[+6] u/TeutobergForest: Tbh I think there's a good chance we start bombing Iran again this weekend
[+6] u/Zipski577: For the last 2 months-1 yr the narrative for why it’s not the Dotcom bubble all over again has been “the companies that went parabolic back then didn’t have any earnings or cash flow, these ones do!”
But now we see have seen speculative crap with no earnings or path to profitability, like quantum, rip like 100% in 2 days.
So are we cooked?
[+5] u/BallsHardest: RDDT holders should be able to ban evade. That way I'd get something out of holding this dogshit
[+5] u/DarkR124: Have to seriously work on my paper hands. Profit is profit but I left like $7Kish on the table this week. I always bitch out and sell on the first pump.
[+5] u/MagJack: are we invading this weekend just so someone can avoid going to a wedding?
[+5] u/QuantrixQuintrix: Did they really run the market up so we could fuck with Iran again without it dumping too much before midterms and remain salvageable?
[+5] u/454k30: Keep in mind, Cuba isn’t telling you that they are going to attack the USA, the US government is telling you that.
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Chat, what EPS we expecting from Hormuz earnings?
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: next impact on oil will be
DIABOLICAL
[+5] u/Xryanlegobob: We need more insiders pumping this thread with information.
If you work for a company that has big news coming up — share it. Clearly nothing will happen to you
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: We're in the roaring twenties, just need to make it past 2029 without a crash and 2039 without baron invading Poland
[+5] u/MagJack: i am watching a tiktoker teach brokies about options. i wish i could follow these peoples lives for the next few weeks
[+5] u/mod-mike15: Watching BlackBerry print money for me today was a lovely experience. It’s really one to watch
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Imagine missing the quantum stocks run after news was slapped on my face. Me, a next level regard
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: Outside of thiefs and scammers on Marketplace, does anyone under the age of 60 still use Facebook?
[+5] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: I think Dave's Killer Bread is too expensive and the story is BS.
[+5] u/KeyReaction892: After reading this post, you’re answering your own question.
[+9] u/ten7four: We're still mere HOURS away from an imminent US-Iran peace deal 🤯
[+8] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: there's a tiny little country that really likes to meddle , just meddling away making life shit for the rest of us, oy vey
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: When i write a post explaining China capitalizing on memory shortages, releasing god tier level open source models, focusing intensely on efficiency. And it ends up continuously proving right.
Literally look at the EV market and then understand that China is running that same playbook.
Once again 95% of AI use case will be using local efficient models for free and not in paying 10k a day in tokens just for AI to give you the weather today.
[+7] u/natalie_merchant_fan: US strikes Iran this weekend? Vote
[+6] u/Morocier: Guys I'm scared. I don't think I can make it 3 days without my fix
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: NVDA stomping all over my nuts even in AH
[+6] u/Resilience_Technique: USO continues to climb AH.. something is brewing for sure
[+6] u/New_Persimmon_5041: lol hope yall got out. They cancelling troops leave this weekend. Iran says far from a deal. Memorial Day boots on the ground baby lol
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: ATH next week after literally nothing happens this weekend
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Some U.S. military & intelligence personnel have reportedly canceled their weekend plans as Washington closely monitors the situation in Iran."
[+5] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Sold 300 shares of RKLB today. It kinda hurt, but gosh that shit has ripped so hard and I bought them at $17 so I felt I had to. I didn’t like it tho.
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: So glad that Iran war only lasted couple weeks was an easy win
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Ber just remember, when you think those “over the weekend” puts will pay, it’s Groundhog Day and he’ll chicken out.
[+5] u/RJNavarrete: I basically went sideways this week.
This long weekend is gonna suck.
Can we get MU and NVDA pumping, please?
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: So, like, uh.. There never was a deal was there?
[+5] u/Pereise1: We're on Doughcon 1 lady and gents 👀
https://www.pizzint.watch/
[+5] u/NeatRevolutionary423: How will RGTI perform next week?
[+5] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: you know what the problem is, i send money into Robinhood but i never cash out to my bank
[+5] u/PulIthEld: im vibe coding an auto battler and its dope as hell. anti-ai people are cooked.
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: This weekend I will be the one too tired for sex
[+5] u/ElkQuiet1541: why is 🌽going so down?
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Iran closing airspace for the weekend 😁👍
[+13] u/octopus_serenader: Oh no there's boots on the ground inside my portfolio
[+11] u/CMTTrader: \*\*The Qatari delegation received instructions to leave Iran immediately, despite the fact that they were supposed to stay until Sunday
\*\*Massive GPS jamming detected across Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, UAE, and the Persian Gulf indicating active electronic warfare preparation.
[+11] u/SquidKid47: Can't wait for the dumbass bot to post a Monday thread not realizing it's a holiday
[+8] u/Awesome____Sauce: greenest Tuesday in history incoming after permanent ceasefire this weekended
[+8] u/Onnimation: Here we go again! Gay bears and cash gang 😎
Circumstances pertaining to Government are keeping President 🍑 from attending his son 🍑 Jr.'s wedding this weekend, he said in a social media post. The president had planned to spend Memorial Day weekend at his golf property in New Jersey but will now return to the White House.
Some members of the U.S. military and intelligence community canceled their plans for the Memorial Day weekend in anticipation of possible strikes, several sources said.
Defense and intelligence officials began updating recall rosters for U.S. installations overseas as tranches of troops stationed in the Middle East rotate out of theater, part of an effort to reduce the American military footprint in the region amid concern about possible Iranian retaliation.
Some other pieces of evidence now pointing to an imminent resumption of strikes:
\- Iran has closed its airspace in the western regions through Monday to night time flights
\- Qatari delegation that arrived in Tehran today just left in a apparent hurry around 1am
\- GPS/signal jamming reported in the UAE
\- Long weekend, which gives the admin time to control narrative before the market opens
\- Trump declined to attend his sons wedding (lol, lmao), and even turned around on his way out of DC, citing Iran/geopolitical situation
\- Axios reports immense frustration at White House natsec meeting this morning, alleging 🍑 is considering one last large strike before declaring victory
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: It’s 4AM in Tehran, no strikes at all. Where’s all the gay bears now?? Real quiet
[+7] u/Il_Significance3146: I somehow lost 2% today trading stocks when everything went up lol
[+7] u/boglemydingleregard: Holding everything over the long weekend since most people here seem to get weak in the balls when discussing it. 🥂
[+7] u/Vaughn_twsoa: Bers about to find out why they call it taco Tuesday
[+6] u/kim82352: > President Trump has arrived at the White House. The White House immediately announced a press lid. Trump will not be speaking to any members of the press for the rest of the evening.
[+6] u/Ble_h: bers making up fake war news again.
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Name of the game, move wall streets money from their pocket to your pocket
Always a good idea to take profits. I just have this feeling that all these 20,000% gain posts are going to get obliterated. Those massive spikes in people's ports happen and vanish all the time
[+6] u/BunchaPepperFcks: No. Women won't fuck men they're not attracted to. Men will fuck women they're not attracted to.
[+5] u/BooBrew32: BREAKING: Mango decides to attend son's wedding after learning there will be a gigantic cake.
[+5] u/tocinoman: Bro I'm gonna be stuck in NVDA for weeks just selling CCs this dump is crazy
[+5] u/HoosierGuy2014: Prayers for the regard who bought $550k in NVDA calls expiring today with a $231 breakeven price.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/DFTg1OzhJH
[+5] u/coloredzebra: Welp, started off with $480 on Monday, ended at $2.1k today. Should probably withdraw everything except $500 and run it again.
[+5] u/SnooShortcuts7911: Stocks rose again today, yet Bitcoin fell. If Bitcoin is this weak when other risk assets go up, imagine how much weaker it will be when those assets go down. For more than five years, $MSTR has spent $64B buying Bitcoin. Yet the current market price is barely above its cost!
[+5] u/CMTTrader: 10 mins left for me to panic sell 😫🥺😢
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: shrodinger's Iran negotiations are a wild scientific discovery
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: I know someone with over $3.3 million in stocks who goes to a low-income food bank every week 😦🤌
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: The hobo I give dollar to everytime i get coffee asked me on how to get in on the SpaceX IPO. Shit the markets gonna crash isn't it?
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Who tHE hell Is gonna use FORUM under their facebook and real identity? LOL. the whole point of RDDT is to talk shit anonymously
[+5] u/cowboycookie1337: Fav part of the weekend is here. Bears start talking big with their 2 figure accounts only to get blown the fuck up come Tuesday.
[+5] u/Reynhart: 🥭 was pumping quantum stocks because he needed expertise to break the Hormuz "clopen" superposition state
[+5] u/frogger1988: thinking about hiring an escort to give my balls a tongue bath this weekend. need a dopamine hit already
[+5] u/mikeytho1: Memory names in consolidation mode rn. We're gonna rip in one direction or another real soon, place your bets
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Lol lost 2% today and I feel gutted........
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: $2348 realized returns today. Mostly ASTS and RKLB.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: my god it smells like shit in this bathroom
[+5] u/benj760486: Quantum stocks seem to be the last to pop before a correction typically the last few years
[+5] u/chuastan: Not winnng is the new losing. Just walk into Walmart or your friendly chevron. Enjoy the long weekend u turds and remember to eat the free sausage samples till you break even
[+5] u/VenomBite214: Bulls please donate 1% of your gainzz to local animals (dogs+cats) orgs.
Bers please post your Amazon wishlists for your cubs here. They are cute and hungry
[+5] u/495N: A lot of traders do not want to hold aggressive high-beta AI/semi exposure through a 3-day weekend because headline risk is amplified
[+5] u/BooBrew32: Jim Cramer: THEY KNOW NOTHING!!!!
[+5] u/Level10Retard: well, have you seen the inflation?
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: me too bro, but it was to my cousin
[+11] u/dljmonkeyboiz: He’s too 😽to do it. Talks going well. He backed out of an unannounced scheduled attack. 🤡
[+10] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Going from 2k to 220k back down to 5k from April to April 15 to now has been the ride of a lifetime and I have zero regrets other than the second part
[+10] u/ImprovementFun3572: Imagine he waited all this time just for another 3 day weekend
[+9] u/codespyder: Was up $15k on ASTS calls, cashed out, and blew half of it on NVDA 0DTEs that expired out of the money. Fucking hell lmao
[+9] u/peterpeer9: My favorite weekend pastime is fishing. I drive the speed limit on country roads and wait for some asshole to appear out of nowhere riding my ass. Then I slow down some more, so they really get a good whiff. People go absolutely ballistic.
It's not much, but it's honest work. I usually average about 6 middle fingers and 3 honks around here. I am blessed.
[+9] u/briballdo: Wait so that one guy isn't going to his son's wedding because he's gotta kill random Iranians for no reason?
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Fucking long weekend bullshit. I'm going to be insufferable until the market opens.
[+8] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: We are going to go to war and declare peace within 3 days.
[+8] u/heresinceyesterday: So sick of working. Just want my 0dte to moon to ridiculous proportions. Is that too much to ask?
[+8] u/quantumlyregarded: My Chinese fortune cookie say, "Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul of all eternity."
Calls
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: The best part about having crypto is when the market closes your losses continue
[+7] u/throwingitanyway: #DOUBLEST TOP OF ALL TIME IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE
[+7] u/iswearnotagain10: Why is everyone a bear now what happened
[+7] u/NotRllytho: Imagine not having friends so you comment in the weekend thread
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: my only mistake was not taking that 200k loan + turning on margin on the march crash.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Not as pissed as the guy who blew 600k on calls that expired today 💀
[+6] u/Hard_Thruster: GRPN going to strangle the shorties next week
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Monday day off of work and no market open....honestly id rather go to work and have the market open....
[+6] u/Warrlock608: Bought some IONQ and Rigetti puts expiring a few weeks out this afternoon.
I'm probably going to Regretti.
[+6] u/Fearless_Station_731: A month from now, my entire net worth will be SpaceX and BTC
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Watching you guys get stop lossed out of uso while oil was going up today was the best part of my day
[+6] u/Abe2025: I feel like we are going to tank hard Tuesday. Fml
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: I am a highly regarded member of this community.
[+6] u/mousepop321: Can’t wait for Tuesday and all the bears lose money
[+6] u/ProfessorCaptain: you guys see the dude hoping for war so he makes money?
pretty fucked up
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: That pussy still hasn't posted his 600K loss porn, confirming he lost it all.
No honour in the casino anymore.
[+6] u/Got_Engineers: It’s the weekend, so no one cares, but there was a lot of signs of volatility percolating this week VIX being muted and squished like a bug Into Friday. VIX is at like \~17 and has weekly expiration on its option contracts. I noticed today that there was 100 K volume on Wednesday VIX45C which costs like $0.08 and is a tail. It also had about 90 K volume on Wednesday. These are very depreciated lotto tickets but still is a lot of volume and only institutional/particpant driven.
Very peculiar given that the VIX options expire Wednesday morning so can only be facilitated on Tuesday after the long weekend.
At 1:28pm EST today VIX spiked 5% seemingly for no reason, and instantly dropped back down after the close of that 5min candle. COR1M and DSPX, correlation and dispersion, also saw similar and opposite spikes at this moment. The price action on the indices briefly spiked upward. But what is unique about this is that VIX closes its 1H candles on the 30min so the 1:30pm 1H VIX candle close, elevated and high, and then instantly dropped down for the rest of the day. I have no idea what goes on behind the scenes, but a random 5% VIX spike for 2 min for no immediate observable reason makes me think that some more volatility is certainly bubbling and getting ready behind the surface.
God bless volatility
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Reddit stocks down cause of 30% bots, Not Meta’s launch of forum. 😂😂😂
[+5] u/NotRllytho: Living the last 5 months post graduation not sure what I’m even doing. Got waitlisted and still on waitlist for a top master program. Took a temporary job completely unrelated to my degree. Met a really nice and hot woman. Found a few good stock ideas. Life is strange.
[+5] u/clubdirthill: Bay of Pigs sequel definitely won’t be better than the original
[+5] u/zerowaitestate: Somehow Palpatine returned
[+5] u/Historical-Half-5377: I’m at the point of desperation where I’m scrolling the weekend thread looking for positive posts that support my shitty trade (700 shares of NVDA at $222)
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: sell it all breaking news trump iran war dump bomb strait gay hormuz ai chips nuke rate cut elon china taiwan oil spy liquidation depeg binance gensler vaporware saylor brrr treasuries default war bonds ceasefire gold silver squeeze cobie bag holder supercycle ngmi wagmi gg
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: >The Federal Reserve's next interest rate decision is scheduled for June 16–17, 2026.
The date to sell everything.
[+5] u/Bradley182: Oh man I lost a ton of money in the morning, then I gained it all back and then some. Great way to end the day.
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: Is Axios retard news ? But the market listens to it ?!
🥭 EYEING NEW IRAN STRIKES IF NO TALKS BREAKTHROUGH: AXIOS
All but 2 mins later :
NO SIGN 🥭 MADE A DECISION TO RESUME WAR WITH IRAN: AXIOS
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: SGA is a flopping little bitch and data proves it:
https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1tklnuh/yahoo_sports_does_shai_gilgeousalexander_really/on9e5gh/
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: NOTAM issued in tehran, airspace closed til monday
[+5] u/Lostmymindandmoney: This guy at the gym has the worst Bo I’ve ever smelt. Imma bout to crash out
[+5] u/user365735: Do you think AMD can get a 2 trillion dollar market cap by 2030? It's at 800billion while nvd is at 5tri.
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: Made 130k with AMD, now I am down 130k with hood, am I retarded
[+5] u/Ecomonist: Naw squad, those would be June 20th, 21st, 22nd ... unless you live in southern hemisphere
[+5] u/Moldy_Birdie: look at the users of this site, it’s like investing in an asylum lmao
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: such a garbage company. the only kind of people that go there are the ones that also go to subway.
[+16] u/circadiggmigration: **BREAKING** 82 hours, 53 minutes until US equities markets open again
[+14] u/Shot_Improvement9089: Nothing's going to happen this weekend and the stock market is going to open up plus 2% on Tuesday
[+10] u/dkshitaboutfuk: TIL I'm talking to bots 🤡
[+9] u/Slow-Information-847: 5th hours waiting for Iran war 2.0, There are only 67 hours left for the weekend now.
[+9] u/Icommandyou: How is womankind surviving, this small bottle of normie makeup costs $56
[+8] u/Dbx84: https://preview.redd.it/0g6aw5m9os2h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb2610f44c83ebb55b9b979ed49b2035ca64519
Me every time MSFT goes up……..
[+8] u/NotGucci: Y'all know on Monday the war will be over, and bears are fucked.
[+7] u/huffmancoded: Things are happening
Pentagon Pizza Watch: Domino's Pizza (1.4 miles from the Pentagon) is experiencing an extreme spike in activity at 227%. Pizzato Pizza (2.2 miles) also reports high traffic at 167%
[+7] u/bardhizi: Options are like life, hard to make money, very easy to spend/donate it.
[+6] u/xTeeD: Robinhood is so much cooler than fidelity. Clicked a few buttons and got access to level 3 options and futures trading
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: just saw a guy with a shirt that says "shut up LIVER, you're fine"
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Man I hate being around people and listening to their non sense.
Nothing like the peace of chilling by yourself.
[+6] u/Dear_Respond4522: Yall ever just dip your balls in the cheetos bag then climb a tree and pretend youre a tangerine
[+6] u/McClintockC: My favorite part of the weekend is that it temporarily stops me from losing money
[+6] u/gm0ney88: If deal not reached by tomorrow 🌮 bombing by Sunday night confirmed
[+6] u/Any-Presentation5438: Source: trust me bro
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: Got rinsed in a friendly game a week ago. It doesn't teach anything
[+5] u/Neemzeh: honestly pretty gross the casino is closed for 3 days. now i have to spend time with my family. the fuck
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Im strongly recommending the SpaceX ipo to everyone I know who is into getting anally gaped.
[+5] u/dkshitaboutfuk: I hate after Friday night the weekend is quiet, winners are out doing blow and hookers. I've never been a winner
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: It was weird not trading today or being connected at all. A total release of control, kinda empowering
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why do the fastest replies always come from chicks you’re not interested in LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: The good old war on weekend then no war right before market opens so we pump to 755 off the news despite nothing changed at all
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: My wife just started her third job and it still doesn’t make up for the amount of money I am losing weekly. Do I make her get a 4th or is it just time to find someone who can support me better?
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: I’m buying monthly SPY $730p’s when we see $748 next week. SPY $750 is the new $700.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: 3 day weekend. Enough time for a resumption of hostilities
[+5] u/swampassOG: Got my nuts out, whom is with me?
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Are puts on puts berish?
[+5] u/zuziannka: market closed on Monday?
[+5] u/horseisahorse: I wonder if we're just going to get locked into 730-750 forever
[+5] u/99Fan: You reduced supply but didn’t lower demand. Calls on WTI
[+19] u/deevee12: “Iran deal expected within hours”
36 hours later LMAO
[+11] u/Total_Schedule591: Sucks being homeless
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: 3 days without gambling is too long
[+9] u/mtnrnnr802: About to take 20mg of Xanax so I don’t have to suffer through the wait until Tuesday
[+8] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Dang mango war threat to fuck the Asian market because we ain't open on Monday
[+7] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Girlfriend went out and got a dog when I said no animal would be living in this apparent due to the cost and daily fees
She went and got a huge Alaskan Malamute anyway
I bought her a nice little stay at a shitty motel down on the other side of town that is pet friendly
Fuck her and fuck her “you’ll come around eventually” mentality
And fuck anyone who thinks that coercion is a sustainable tactic
Fuck them
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Justin Bieber made a fuck ton of cash at Coachella just from playing old ass YouTube videos of himself while we all here losing sleep trying to make money to pay extra for guacamole at Chipotle 🤌🏼
[+7] u/Objective_Back_2581: Remember 2022 when inflation came in hot as a motherfucker and the market pumped 2.5%? Good times
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: The fact that my AI outright told me freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Wars back on the menu boys
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Can gold just go up please
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: Tuned in after not watching hoops for a long time and Shai Gilljizz Alexander is one of the most disgusting players to watch 😭
Just nonstop foul baiting all game 🤮
[+6] u/f0xinaround: ⛧ ⛧̷̛͓ ̷̳̄⛧̷̓ͅ ̵̧́L̷̰͝ȅ̴̞t̴̬̕ ̴͍̓i̶̢͛ẗ̵͔́ ̴͎̇r̴̬̃i̸̡̽d̸̕͜e̵͈̒ ̶̖͆⛥̸͍̕ ̶̱̌⛥̷̬̊ ⛥
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Fart on it to recharge
[+5] u/Waste-Milk2716: OVER 14% OF U.S. CREDIT CARD BALANCES NOW 90+ DAYS DELINQUENT, HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE 2011
[+5] u/chaiza5599: So you're telling me I won't be losing money until Tuesday? I don't know if I will be able to do that.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: I thought Operation Midnight Hammer crippled Iran’s ability to manufacture nukes but here we are \~ 1 year later asking them to promise they won’t manufacture them 🤌🏼
[+5] u/Harp-Note: Thanks random comment about buying long-dated HPE calls. Up over 100% now.
[+5] u/friedbymoonlight: Enshitification is a thing.
[+5] u/qaswexort: Okc is a cancer to the game of basketball
[+5] u/Son_of_Sephiroth: Just stopped by to share some 🍰
[+5] u/type_error: I blame the market for making me hate long weekends
[+5] u/gayforgoblin: My dog turned 20 this month. She's been blind and deaf for the past year and now her hind legs are getting too weak to hold her weight up :(
[+5] u/seisenplano: Strange, no US tankers around straight of whore moose like past days refueling Israel planes.
Brace your belts this time the weekend show is going apesit
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: If you blindly bought shares of literally any space company at the start of the year and then did absolutely nothing for the next four months, you would have doubled your money.
Happy Friday
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: Is the bold font and the emojis a cry for help?
[+5] u/PatFenis77: It's Bear territory now boys. Bulls are going back into hiding.
[+5] u/SmoothOperator423: Sitting at 50.02% P/L for the year, about to quit my day job bro
[+5] u/aftherith: The inevitable "we have a deal, strait is open" announcement will send us up 9% in 5 min. I would imagine it bleeds most of it back, but who the hell knows. I'll try to slam some puts on the pop like the retard I am.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: this shit is hilarious
[+5] u/mehmilani: What are we gonna do until the next 100 million years when markets open again?
[+5] u/Vulthen1: There are 2 of them now, so a 20
[+5] u/Fun_Training6342: Sell everything now. President has rushed back to Washington DC and cancelled all events. it's power and bridges weekend like never seen before. Biggest ever!
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I thought I was done being a retard but I guess not. Fucked up my port again
[+5] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: lol the NBA is cooked
It’s so fake and rigged like wtf
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: The Stick of truth>the fractured but whole
[+5] u/Exciting-Layer1963: You better pray they find a cure for cancer on Tuesday
[+10] u/greyenlightenment: can we all agree btc sucks
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine a hot women that is 10 years older than you and she pays for everything and wants to have sex with you everyday. We need to reverse the roles.
[+10] u/TheYearGuesser: Cool. I made $36 but it was alllllll profit baby
[+9] u/zzzzzz808: Imagine being a millennial and not ending a sentence with lol… lol
[+7] u/sonofalando: We hit 1.4m net worth today boys 💅
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: Rumours of imminent new wave of strikes but I’m leaning towards the nothing ever happens camp
[+6] u/nyse25: cant believe how ass that boys season 5 finale was
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: I’m 5’3 should I become a femboy?
[+5] u/Johnny_Menace: Is not having had sex in a 7 month relationship a deal breaker?
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: The fuck am I supposed to do with all this money?
[+5] u/Hellmale: 1 casino closed.. heading to local Casino
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Don't be too hard on your self. You're in the top 10% wealth of Global population. We often forget how lucky we are and focus on the lack in our lives. It's no way to live. Practice gratitude
[+5] u/Inca-Vacation: Feels like Tuesday morning is going to look a lot different than Friday close.
[+5] u/rbraalih: We need to talk about Kevin
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: A whole bunch of people shitting on SpaceX but you just know it’s going to go up like 200% on IPO day ….
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: So your saying i can buy ipo shares before market open and if i sell before 30 days, only thing that happens i might be banned from buying other ipos?
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: I need a fucking boat
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: no money for the bar this weekend
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Long beekend, Xi orange Putin meet, tulsi resigns.... 🤔
It is so obvious that it might just be a psyop
[+5] u/No_Current3675: It would be impressively fucktarded to launch Operation Cuban Cigar this holiday weekend. So u know it’s 99% gonna happen.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Covid changed me. (Dear diary)
> was just a standard issue guy working a lifeless low paying job.
> Then see "stocks way down" and my boss says "oh man my retirement is screwed"
> hmm.. Stonk? 🤨
> And there it was 🥬 Roben hud. Right on my boojie LG smartphone that had a replaceable battery
> first it was stonks. made 2 dollars on a trade. Wow. trade again. make 5 dollars holy shit thats like 45 mins of work at what im paid.
> Then see this options thing. The hell? buy one for $1 why not. It goes to 0. Damn! Why are they different prices?!
> buy one in a random company, whirlpool. It makes money! Wah thats 4 dollars so fast ahh
> Do this several times. And my win rate is like 90% just winning winning winning. Calls calls calls. ✅️✅️✅️✅️✅️ Buy the dip, sell the rip. Ez cash.
> Took out all the money and bought myself a fancy set of furnature and a new bed. My boss looks at me like. "Wow you actually did it. You took it out and turned it into something real." Didnt understand why that was so crazy at the time. Was just happy to have some nice things. Up +$5000 from $600 in a couple weeks.
> It wasnt until putting a grand into a budweiser option which went to 0 that i quit cold turkey. I couldnt understand why the dip didnt fucking rip 🤧 and that was the end of that for the next 5 years lmao.
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: Do u have a newsletter or course
[+14] u/Anal_holocost: Good morning fellow high IQ europeans
What a lovely saturday morning isn't it
[+14] u/_rockthemike: Oh she’s had sex just not with you
[+7] u/GenitalWartHogg: Who is monitoring the situation? I need to sleep
[+7] u/Marcoos123: Every week it’s the same thing, bearish weekends but it always pumps
[+6] u/D1finalboss: JPow looked like Kevin Warsh when he started the FED too
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: The worst part about this stuff is that instead of being awesome, long weekends suck, lol
[+6] u/TreGet234: Eurochads and asian gamblers will pump this on monday, spy 750 is assured.
[+6] u/Chance-Albatross7809: where would you like your 1000 hogs delivered?
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: Pentagon pizza index is at DOUGHCON 2. Retards with calls are fucked
[+5] u/zlordbeats: damn. that is a double top 🔝
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Remember $DJT stock? the 🥭 retards thoughts it would be $1000/share or some shit lmao
[+5] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: So Trump is like get ready iran im going to spank you
iran is like yeah ill get spanked for 3 trillion a year, fucking spank me harder
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Holy shit it happened
[+5] u/aa73gc: If you are holding calls through this long weekend you might actually be regarded, like clinically regarded, not just the wsb type
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: My girlfriend said if my 0dte play hits next week she’ll give me OTPHJ (over the pants handjob) this would be the most action to be gotten in six years together! She took a vow of celibacy six years ago after she finished college, I’m a virgin and her body count is only 33! I’m a lucky guy
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Pull off strikes during weekend then truth social post about deal before market open new ATHs next week. THANK YOU!
[+5] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: What would you full port for a minimum 10% next week?
[+5] u/Threebridges2: Alright you degenerate fucks, take a break this long weekend, touch grass, go to a BBQ, don’t be one of the regards here constantly refreshing for a bit.
Nothing ever happens
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Except when it does happen, we find out about it here first.
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Why did everything dump like crazy after hours v
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: If none of your heroes have ever let you down, you haven't had enough heroes
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: He's the one who scammed us; we were the ones who were scammed.
It's hard to call it a scam, though. If someone could build a giant rocket to the moon using some artificial numbers, I'd be pretty happy. So even though I hate Elon Musk, I hope he succeeds, just like Nikola Tesla.
[+11] u/ShopWhileHungry: I live in Socal, we have wildfire, chemical leak, oil spill as of right now. The chemical leak force 40,000 people to evacuate, high probability of chemical explosion. I live about 300 meters when the leak is. I think I spent all my bad luck, I'm ready for 0DTE next week
[+9] u/thefrozen_one: If you come to this chat looking for insight, you’re already lost
[+7] u/ThermalChaser: Who shit in the 🌽 field?
[+7] u/Superente_: So Tuesday is going to be the biggest blood bath in stock market history? That will be fun :)
[+7] u/qx2: You must be new at this game
[+6] u/wattap: Mango going to make “the decision” on arms sales to Taiwan soon
Imagine thinking longer than 0.5 seconds on this
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow lovely Europeans
[+6] u/DoritoDustSnorter: I don't believe in SpaceX at that valuation
but i believe in the voodoo magic elon possesses
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: A love tap to Iran will do nothing to the stonks. Spy 775 eom.
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Zuck is the dumbest lizard people…
[+5] u/i_simp_f: Spinning around in tiny circles really fast until I get dizzy
[+5] u/Commercial_Lie6428: Corn nuked someone knows something
[+5] u/lucidum-intervallum: Corn in literal free fall
[+5] u/Clappindemcheekies: You’re all fucking gay ass gay bears
[+5] u/whitepug: SEND 🌽 TO FUCKING ZERO
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: The only thing I hate more than bools is bitchcoin
[+5] u/i_simp_f: If you guys were all bots you would tell me, right
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: Trump has stalled out at the "Say Your Sorry" stage of this playground fight......this is not uncommon....
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Asts to a bajillion (I might have calls)
[+5] u/Sick0h: There is only 1 rule. We slowly, eventually, sometimes gruelingly, always drift up and to the right.
[+5] u/TheSamWithNoName: Joke's on you, I'm not hosting AND I'm too poor to travel.
[+5] u/bikkhu42: Also poor, don’t forget poor. And unflaired
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: His dating bill: $25k
His sex life? Non-existent
Her sex life: Promiscuous
Lmao
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: How do I achieve the highest level of mediocrity?
[+14] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Still don't understand why this shit closes on weekends
Its 90% bots anyway, they gotta sleep on sundays?
[+12] u/ZaraBloom418: before I turned an adult in 2017, everything was easy for people.
Cheap houses, high income, insanely cheap food
I don’t think it’s possible to name a generation that has it tougher than us. Hell, I’m forced to go in the office now
[+12] u/_IsNull: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US military and intelligence chiefs have canceled their Memorial Day holiday leave to prepare for potential strikes on Iran, according to CBS.
Again.
[+10] u/justaweefairy: I promised myself that from whatever gain I'd get from spy calls yesterday, I'd use 1/3 to treat myself and stock up the house. I got greedy and instead of getting +3k I lost 3k and now I hate myself for it.
[+7] u/AdSimple663: Breaking news, mango wants to take over Greenland and rename it Orangeland.
[+7] u/LivelyArid: The face ripping will continue until morale improves.
[+7] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Of all the regarded OSINT twitter andys this guys the worst. 🤣
[+6] u/habfranco: why is corn tanking?
[+6] u/Specialist_Berry_725: \> US ambassador to India Sergio Gor: US Secretary Marco Rubio extended an invite for PM Modi to visit White House soon
last time modi visited israel two days before the war
[+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Too many 3 day weekends man
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: Beauty is in the eyes of the bagholder
[+6] u/Axwe8: # some of you have Hantavirus and it shows 🤡
[+6] u/Kurdwadat: [https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2058120107478409706](https://x.com/WarMonitor3/status/2058120107478409706)
russians leaving iran border
[+5] u/Personal_coach: Imagine someone told you to buy BlackBerry a few months ago because it is the future 🥸
[+5] u/Lanky_Chard3288: Its called dopamine stacking, yes.
[+5] u/CD274: Dividends sub is hopeless regards
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Not only was I early but I was fucking wrong too
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Any way I can remove Tesla and SpaceX from future ETF holdings?
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Nasty news on AI floating around.
China to flood market with memory products and cost to run AI more expensive than human employees.
Buried on Saturday over holiday weekend.
Stay frosty.
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Hello I’m here for the free money
[+5] u/Spicy-Wasabi1999: I want to take my mother to Europe for a holiday. She’s always wanted to go visit.
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: Calls on Tuesday so hard
[+5] u/neal_73: Casino is closed on monday???? FML 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: So iran war back on or not?
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: During market hours the demand for AI is too big to be met for decades. When market is closed they find resources in China to make everything cheap. By the tine market opens on Tuesday everything is forgotten and INTC adds another 200 billion in market cap.
[+5] u/leshermes: https://www.pizzint.watch/
Pizza Index at 2, next step to the highest level
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: I just drove 500 miles to San Francisco in my Tesla. Cost me $40 to get there and $40 to return. I’m fairly certain that’s a good deal.
[+5] u/llasar17: someone sounds jealous
[+8] u/SadDevelopment3049: Still no strikes. We might have a delicious TACO by Tuesday.
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Dear Pow, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
[+7] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Just changed the kiddos diaper. He immediately shit in the new one. Puts on Tuesday.
[+7] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: Good morning Bulls, steaks and eggs for breakfast? Bears are eating 💩😂
[+7] u/twostroke1: my dumbass thought the market was closed today for some reasons.
1.5 hours til open boys, let’s go.
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: wtf is with all these pavement princess truck drivers not being able to turn onto a road without swerving into oncoming traffic to make their turn.
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: Military chief Kony 2012 to meet in Tehran to discuss the blockade
[+6] u/le_pedal: Apparently all it took to make every wife obsessed with hockey was a fictional show about a bunch of dudes railing each other in the locker room showers
[+6] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Mid term is here. bear trying to paint all kinds of different story. All those are false statement
from MU/SNDK memory oversupply from China
POET fake office, fake tech, fake expansion
Iran escalation over this weekend
[+6] u/Front-Manager8911: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO DON
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: China flooding market with cheap DRAM, interesting
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: trade/investment idea: A$T$
[+5] u/odity9: How does more strikes end the war? If it could have opened the strait they would have done it a month ago. Does this just waste our munitions? Higher oil, higher bonds, higher inflation, higher rates and for longer. Why? Pyhhric victory at the best. Boots on the ground for the worst.
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: BREAKING 1 MINUTE AGO
Al Arabiya just reported,
"Without announcing an agreement.. Pakistan's army chief leaves Iran.. and Tehran accuses Washington of making "excessive demands""
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: For those of you who didn't take profits today, a black Tuesday is waiting for you on the other side.
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: Is it okay to wear gray sweatpants to the hr meeting?
[+5] u/Standard-Top-5942: Gonna get blow back because you're all from the US and defensive, but Europe has better food, culture, healthcare, work-life balance, travel opportunities. If you're making more than 300k a year from a nice US job, then stay in the US, but there arent too many advantages besides salaries or maybe you just want to stay close to friends that's cool too
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Ber anoos tired and waiting for “inevitable” reprieve
[+5] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I wrote a big ole story about Norm Macdonald and they soft blocked it so now it's gone and you'll never know
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: [Good News! A lot of motivated sellers, because the housing market is in a bit of a gully. BULLISH!](https://finance.yahoo.com/?guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueWFob28uY29tL2F1dGhvci95YWhvby1maW5hbmNlLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKYYlxP30K1L-ofL2HW52xF3wguVwvODaCT6Cp5404qQzsxeuc2yleP1Ujvb2o62Y4uGpiVW5_c-8OnNYjviIdy3zKr2tRT_A0qAOEd4vqYsNx7sEOX_0Iy3qADjI4ypsJ5Qq0HyT2lRuGMHiuSB4gNE_1KXDrMVSSQp-k72Mk2a&guccounter=2)
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Faster donations to wallstreet
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: It´s our wedding anniversary...
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: How does that impact Tech stocks?
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Polls show 50% of women in a committed relationship have a backup partner
[+5] u/stupidber: I just need BlackBerry to pull a SNDK and go to $1,500 and I can, well, not retire, but go on a nice vacation at least.
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: What you gonna do with the boner and the boys
[+14] u/fools_eye: **Monday evening: Close to a draft agreement for an MoU for further talks to end the war**
SPY: +1%
OIL: -5%
[+11] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: MOU reached.
Iran - "FK off Mango."
US - "I understand"
[+9] u/Anchises1: Attention all dudes who take their shoes off in the gym and workout in socks, get fucked
[+8] u/TraditionalPhone3992: No diplomatic resolution: Tuesday is red.
Diplomatic resolution without Iran giving up uranium: Tuesday is red.
Military strikes: Tuesday is red.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/Fit_Service8662: Wango said he's known his son for a long time
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Israel was so thoroughly sidelined by the Trump administration, two Israeli defense officials said, that its leaders were cut almost entirely out of the loop on truce talks between the United States and Iran.
-NYT
[+7] u/betyourask: Lying in bed dreaming of the day i can live stream being chauffeured around town in my taxi whilst immersed with my vr/ai suckbot.
Just kidding off to work at Wendy’s cya chewsdy
[+6] u/__nameless____: Ghalibaf said Iran will not compromise, so we're getting 🥭 folded? lmao
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Just to recap… irans current stance is. Full sanctions relief and reparations or tolls. That is their framework stance and will have to be given over before nuclear discussions start lmao.
[+6] u/guzzledglizzy: I’d wash her ass for her I don’t care
[+6] u/SquirtleStomp: Skipping your son's wedding to pump and dump the oil market and go golfing is honestly kinda based
[+6] u/mushed-patato: Don’t panic sell! Have cash ready to buy more after market shock next week.
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: The memorandum of understanding is not a deal
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Nothing will change but just more “close to peace deal” all next week as stocks go higher.
[+5] u/Professional_Con_007: The war is over again until it isn't again
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Think we’re just going to stay with the strait toll indefinitely / blocked to American allies
* doesn’t have to admit defeat
* doesn’t have to draft / put millions of boots on the ground to crush Iran
And he’s just going to wait and hope they blink first as “tough negotiator”
[+5] u/diefy7321: BoOtS oN tHe GrOuNd lmfaoooooooooooooooo
[+5] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Can't wait for this conflict to end with basically the same resolution we had beforehand and for it to be touted as a win for the US, somehow 🫠
At this point though it's clear that both sides want out, yet neither is willing to concede, so what'll probably happen is the age-old strategy of kicking the can.
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: A whore does it for money, your gf does it elsewhere because yo pp smol. They are not the same
[+5] u/kairepaire: Crypto dumping. Global liquidity wavering
[+5] u/refrigeratorsHD: Reddit update is wack
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: When people can’t afford Walmart, it gives Senator Susan Collins concern.
[+5] u/neverseengreen: I may have lost money sometimes but atleast im not someone that pays money to someones discord that photoshops there total account value on robinhood using AI
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: it's 54 where I am and raining
[+14] u/tombrady011235: Invest in yourself 🙏
[+13] u/pidaryob: I’m scared that i’ll lose my mom this year.
Cancer seems to be back, and unrelenting.
Chemo, radiation, mastectomy, lymph node removal, and it’s still fucking growing.
3x more cancer cells as of latest test results.
Fuck your money, fuck your 0dte, fuck your ber bol bullshit, I just don’t want to watch her die.
edit: srry about 2 posts, just have nobody else to bitch about it to. WSB my frens
[+10] u/TheOriginalBushToad: I'd fuck the conservative right out of her. She'll have blue hair and a Subaru when I'm done with her...
[+9] u/Last_Activity9855: I ordered a tall blonde at Starbucks, and asked if I could also get a short brunette. The purple haired woman didn't find that very funny at all. LMAO
[+9] u/HoustonHous: Iran and 🥭 are just jerking us with never ending posturing... i swear both sides play the markets and make bank...
I bet both sides point and laugh at their supporters for thinking their side is the smarter one... we are all equally stupid
[+8] u/2QuarterDollar: Iran deal closing rate went from 85.1% to 85.2% this translates to SPY ripping approximately 5% - Goldman Morgan Research
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Dam there actually might be a deal at some point. Green cocks!!
Iran demands full lifting of sanctions in exchange for its nuclear commitments
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: I don’t even remember why we went to war anymore and what we’re still tryna achieve
[+6] u/jew4445: Yall ever seen the movie tremors, good movie just sayin
[+6] u/pidaryob: I just hope one of my 0dte’s hits and I become an overnight millionaire.
Mom’s breast cancer seems to not want to quit - Signaterra just returned a 3x elevated cancer cell count, after already having done chemo, and in the midst of radiation therapy.
Life’s a bitch man.
Not sure what to do besides try to acquire wealth and hope that its enough that it pays for care.
[+6] u/HoustonHous: So sounds like the war with Iran is going to end this weekend.. looking at the "agreement" both sides can claim victory with their people, while giving things they said they'll never will...
As always, the only losers are the 🐻....
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Will lose thousands on options but won’t buy a $5 coffee
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: the only rational move is to buy early into bubble behavior
if u bought peak dotcom, it took 15 years to recover
but if u bought one year prior, it only took 6-7.
if u bought two years prior u were back to even like 2.5 years post-peak
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: TACO is addicted to posting stock market all time high. He wants 51k so that he can make yet another AI pic trust.
[+5] u/MagicMushroomsMM: Why isn't oil $200? Damn, there is no peace plan!
[+5] u/1337Scott: The more money I make, the less purple haired people I interact with. So cool.
[+5] u/rollinhating: What are yall celebrating? weekend futures still in the red?
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: IRAN FOREIGN MINISTRY SPOKESPERSON SAYS AT THIS STAGE, WE ARE FOCUSED ON FINALISING MEMORANDUM OF UNDERSTANDING WITH U.S.
[+5] u/Split_Seconds: Have we not been at this point for months ?
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: Kyle Busch, man. How tragic.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Probably the biggest bear case for tesla is that people have been buying it to have a dinger in the pot on Melon's ventures. With SpaceX going public, they now might rotate their money into the more interesting thing
[+14] u/cbusoh66: SPY up 2% Tuesday on reports there's progress on a peace deal despite no agreement on any sticking issue.
[+14] u/Deep-Text-5909: My puts don't like these developments
[+13] u/thecRedditor123: Bears about to be extinct after absolutely nothing happens this weekend and we continue to pump on peace talks going well next week.
[+13] u/No_Fig_7835: We are getting closer to a deal and to strikes at the same time 😂
[+12] u/Pazzaaaaaa: 60 day ceasefire is a nothingburger until it includes the strait opening. Another 60 days of 100$ oil will almost certainly guarantee rate hikes, Iran knows that they have more power the longer they stall.
[+11] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I’m back from my ban. I’m still autistic. But I’m reformed
[+11] u/cbusoh66: Bloomberg: [Iran, U.S. Signal Progress in Peace Talks as **Issues Unresolved**](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-23/iran-peace-deal-push-intensifies-as-fragile-ceasefire-holds?srnd=homepage-americas)
🥭is quoted in the article that he told Axios that it's a "Solid 50-50" on where whether the sides could reach a deal or if he'd "blow them to kingdom come."
So it's progress but there are **UNRESOLVED** issues and there's a **SOLID 50-50** chance they will blown to kingdom come.
You can't make this shit up, even if you tried 🤡
[+10] u/Lake-Dependent: JD en route to White House suddenly, as well as Hegseth… here we go
[+9] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Deal is very very close. So close in fact, that Iran just closed it's airspace.
[+9] u/ieatmoondust: Prepare for them to announce an imminent deal to extend the ceasefire for 365 days, but with some minor skirmishes and obliteration threats smattered in between every 4-5 days. BANK IT!
[+8] u/teh_herper: #REMEMBER, 99% OF 0DTE TRADERS QUIT BEFOFE THEY WIN IT BIG
[+8] u/suicidalducky: Another potential ceasefire deal..lol..this will never end will it.
[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Iran gets everything and the US gets nothing - that's the peace deal 😂
[+8] u/legbreaker: lol still no oil. Clock is ticking bulls. Big inflation reports coming in.
[+7] u/callsonreddit: Would you day trade full-time if you are guaranteed 10k a month but need to wake up at 4 am PST?
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Anyone who held puts this weekend is going to get fucked
[+7] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: # KAROLINE HAS THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST TIDDIES OF ALL TIME
[+7] u/severed02: Another “close to a deal” headline. 🥭 trying to pump Weekend Wall Street.
[+7] u/Lake-Dependent: 🥭said either reach a deal or they’re bombing them harder than anyone’s ever been bombed before. The greatest bombing
[+6] u/txholdem: why are people so excited on losing money on spacex ipo? i dont have to guess, i just know it - that a lot of people will lose a lot of money on the ipo.
[+6] u/ProudPeak3570: the future jobs are anthropic employees or sex servicing anthropic employees
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Girls will reject you for the weirdest reasons man like oh sorry it smelled like I shit my pants when I farted big fucking deal 🙄
[+6] u/Throughlifeanddeath: Is anybody else holding NVDA?
[+6] u/nullzeroerror: CLOSE TO A DEAL…YET FAR APART..MAYBE 2 DAYS. MAYBE 3. OR 4. OR 2 WEEKS. IRAN CANNOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW PLANS FOR THE BALLROOM, NOBODYS EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT
[+6] u/puts_every_day: So the Hormuz is not opening for another 60 days. The art of the deal. 👌
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Im 50-50 undecided if i want Taco Bell or McDonalds. I might take a decision by Sunday. 🍟
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: US is never agreeing to their requests are you insane lmfao
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: We are in a fucking simulation 😂
Trump: I'm 50/50 on Iran deal or bombs - Axios
[+5] u/retardmaxxxxing: I fried my caffeine receptors. Time to switch to nicotine.
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: we just need to announce progress being made a few more times
[+5] u/legible_print: The question isn’t when will SpaceX IPO or will it be profitable, it’s when does the option train go live?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Any brokerages that lets you sell all your positions at once using market order? For shares
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Apparently poker teaches you how to manage risk. I think I found a new hobby.
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: I don't think anybody will remember this on Tuesday
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Good morning, my handsome friends 🥱
[+5] u/justforkinks0131: what a deeply insightful take after 3 months of war
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: It’s been awhile since we’ve seen a -2% day for SPY. Just saying……
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Who else picked up $740 SPY puts 30 minutes before close Friday?
[+5] u/txholdem: 2 years ago, i put all my money into the stock market, all in amd. i eventually sold at a loss for about $110. at the same time, i googled the highest annual return, and got msft at 30%. today, amd is 4x, msft is unchanged! my account value is -75%.
[+5] u/YTLupo: I told some French bear on here to buy rope last week and they banned me for 3 days. 😂
[+5] u/cbusoh66: How many millionaires are going to be minted this year with SpaceX, OpenAI, Anthropic all going public at trillion dollar valuations?
[+17] u/rand_walking_charts: “Bibi convening urgent meeting on ‘very bad’ interim Iran deal being weighed by 🥭” yeah, sure deal is “almost” there. Released together with pdf files 😂
[+13] u/boraboca: Tuesday will have a the biggest green candle of all time. The big beautiful candle
[+13] u/kemar7856: They implemented the fast entry rule just for SpaceX and openai biggest scams of our generation
[+11] u/DesticularDorsion: The strait is still closed LMAO
[+9] u/emporium4648: What happened to “total surrender” “totally obliterated”? You thought it was Afghanistan or Venezuela? Fucking Yankees.
[+9] u/RJ5R: Open the damn Strait you crazy bastards
[+8] u/Red_Zone_Broly: We've got a world cup starting in less than 3 weeks and absolutely no one in America gives af
lol
[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: Some of the bulls in here are closet bears! They like it when spy/qqq are down -8%
[+7] u/Shanghai1943: COMPLETELY OPPOSITE DEMANDS FROM BOTH SIDES BUT PEACE IS HERE
[+6] u/jinxy0320: So many (poor, disenfranchised, regarded) redditors are desperate for the SpaceX IPO to fail. You know what that means
[+6] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Where’s the guy who bought 160k in puts???
[+6] u/TazFanBoys: Oh he’s fucked lol they just announced us and Iran to wrap up peace deal Sunday. If true and not another repeat of previous months that $160k will be $0 on open tuesday
[+6] u/A_Chair_Bear: > BREAKING: Per Axios, Iran and the US have agreed to a peace deal. The resolution will be a full and total restoration to status quo.
> The US has said they are accepting the peace deal on the basis of no nuclear Iran. Iran has said they are accepting the peace deal on the basis of a nuclear Iran.
> PEACE IS HERE. PLEASE PUMP PLEASE - Axios
[+6] u/Horcsogg: Still no bombs? My oil calls are fucked then.
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: Mango: '' We've never been so close from a deal''
Mango one second after : ''Chance of a strike are 50/50''
[+5] u/MuchOrange6733: Why would we even want datacenters in space? Are we going to fuck up space as much as we destroyed earth?
[+5] u/StonkGoUp: When you use the search bar on a Windows system it will literally give you every single result on Earth minus the actual file or program you have saved on your actual computer. Short MSFT
[+5] u/Apple2o: Girl I’m seeing says I need to dress “sluttier”
[+5] u/AM_STARR: Yall are looking at equities through the traditional lense trying to explain its modern price movement. Equities are used as collateral to take debt now, and the system is incentivized to keep prices inflated, expanding margin and defending against margin calls using algos and 401k contributions through ETFs is what influences them the most now.
[+5] u/AloneStaff5051: Reddit is ripping me a new asshole
[+5] u/Joohansson: What happens if you buy all stocks that exists and hold for 50 years? Then you never miss out on anything. Has anyone done the math?
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: Europoors & asians gonna pump the Shit out of the Stock Market Making Everyone who sold friday SUICDIAL (yes we can still buy us stocks on monday regards)
[+5] u/LoveMyNvda_840: Potentially more dump will be coming next week. I had mentioned yesterday and also earlier today that it will close around 215 so all the calls and what can expire worthless.
Max pain was 215.
What is concerning is that they are close to 617,000 call options between the strike of 216 and 230 that also expired worthless today. This obviously means that the extra shares the market makers were holding onto for Delta hedging will no longer be needed and will be dumped back resulting in a further sell off . I’m expecting next week to be around 200 to 205.
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: 50/50 on your port blowing up