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[+39] u/Express_Track1571: 17 FUCKING PERCENTAGE GAIN AND I FULL PORTED CALLS I DID IT POORS AND RETARDS ALIKE I DID IT
[+26] u/robbinhood69: lol he rambled about healthcare until market closed and then took questions about war now
[+23] u/HHDemos: RIP to that guy who said INTC 55p were free money
[+20] u/Wows_Nightly_News: All quiet on the frontal lobe
[+17] u/Fhyzikz: Last time Intel ran like this it was the harbinger of the end times
[+15] u/2020isgreat: TRUMP: EXPECTED OIL TO REACH $200 PER BARREL, BUT PRICES ARE FAR DIFFERENT THAN ANTICIPATED, WHILE PROMOTING U.S. OIL SHIPMENTS VIA VESSELS.
me too man me too
[+14] u/Chancey004: Dawg he literally stopped his rant right at 4pm you cannot make this shit up
[+13] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: i sold intc calls... fuqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
[+13] u/deathlyharry: INTC def revised guidance down last quarter and then insider bought for this moment lmao
[+13] u/Spy300: >Trump 'gold card' visa granted to one person so far: US commerce chief
😁
[+12] u/hermeskino715: #NANA WITH THE 15%
#CAN SHE GET 20%
[+12] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Nana guy must be sick to his stomach
[+12] u/WillTheGreat: I love that TACO Tuesday is so real that every SPY expiration has negative gamma for next week, except for Tuesday which is the only one positive.
[+11] u/br0botic: The most corrupt administration in history owns a stake in INTC and you were bearish??
[+11] u/KittyLover-7: Intel back at dot com levels
[+11] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: He's in no rush to end the war, not worried about bringing oil down, and doesn't matter if it hits $200.
Not something bulls wanted to hear.
[+11] u/mmmmmmmayhem: The INTC spam guy was in fact correct everyone
[+11] u/2020isgreat: Even Trump is confused at how retarded the oil bears are lmfao
[+10] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: is INTC gonna pull a tesla? go from +5% to -3% lol
[+10] u/Dave-The-Brave12: Sold my intel calls before close… am regard
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: The black gold gonna fuck you all
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Lol what a surprise. Every chip maker will be a 1T+ company by July.
[+9] u/Bizonistic: Made $100 today after losing 10k in the last 2 weeks, feeling rich now
[+9] u/PatrickSebast: Reddit allowing people to hide their posts really decreases the quality of my WSB experience.
[+9] u/iamthetimby: Incredible Intel beats by 2900% and still had a net loss
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: I bought intel calls at 3:59PM. Literally one minute later it mooned. Cant expect a faster return on your money than that. Also sold my 10 contracts of CAR 200P. What a profitable day indeed.
[+8] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Wars over? Up 5%. Wars back on? Down .5%
[+8] u/Xzlk: It’s just so funny because Intel is still so laughably dogshit at making chips.
[+8] u/get_da_maney: Lmao wtf 🥭 so forever war then
[+8] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Me selling INTC at 25$ with 24.8$ avg was the absolute bottom.
[+8] u/jeanx22: Our profits improved from a loss of -87% to current non-GAAP -77% as we see improving trends in our core business.
[+8] u/PalpitationSmooth992: https://preview.redd.it/iuaybrrt00xg1.png?width=698&format=png&auto=webp&s=74e65bcb3d6b3b11f82c4c0bbd09e06df24d6ffc
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: [INTC](https://x.com/search?q=%24INTC&src=cashtag_click) Q1 Earnings
Foundry Revenue Beat
Foundry Rev: $5.42B
vs Est: $4.81B
Total Revenue Beat
Sales: $13.58B
vs Est: $12.36B
Q2 Guidance
Adj. EPS: $0.20 (beats $0.086 est)
Revenue: $13.8B – $14.8B (beats $13.04B est)
Big beats across the board and strong Q2 guide. Chip daddy finally showing some life.
[+7] u/DefiantDelta: intel bulls calling the win before the call lol did we not see tesler last night
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: #WHERES MY 20% GAP UP BRO. YOU CALLED IT
[+7] u/lostinspacs: Semis are going to run another 5-10% tomorrow
Risk-free millions if you buy calls
[+7] u/jijitalk: OH BABY MY SEMI CONDUCTOR STOCKS ARE GONNA PUMP TOMORROW!
[+7] u/Castopliani: What do you call Pentagon leaders eating pizza before bombing the Middle East?
War and Buffet
[+7] u/E39_CBX: WHY AM I ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG
[+7] u/PalpitationSmooth992: market is hyper focused on a handful of stocks and overreact to everything
we are topping out they have to siphon cash from the general market to giga pump these fomos
full port puts tomorrow at close you know there will be chaos over the weekend
[+7] u/are_videos: intel +14% after earnings +1% pre market
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Trump is fn crazy if he thought oil would reach 200. No way this dude and his party survives anything after if it actually hit that number.
[+7] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Calling it now.. INTC opens flat
[+7] u/seeking-health: the dotard just complimented the market
time to buy puts
[+6] u/theroc12: Intel finally reached a new ath after 26 years. Not adjusted for inflation
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Intel such a clear short. I bought calls.
[+6] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: wow tomorrow already time flies
[+6] u/gladtife: https://preview.redd.it/1spdj93bxzwg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec4b99945f6d81505e1c6c4d8cf01ff0ff3d7eb
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: I lost so much money chasing MSFT calls, should have put my faith in Nana
[+6] u/teh_herper: #He's gonna say something regarded ain't he
[+6] u/Spy300: >TRUMP: THOUGHT OIL WOULD HIT $200/BBL
We were supposed to devalue the debt harder
[+6] u/-user222: i hope nana guy is still holding
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: This dude is taking credit for the market being at ATHs, ffs
[+6] u/BrownDog42069: i told yall to beat the shit out of me if i ever made another earnings play and of course i bought intc puts bc im a moron where were yall???
[+6] u/LouieM13: TRUMP: NUCLEAR WEAPON STRIKES WORSE THAN OIL AT $200/BBL
[+6] u/WBuffetsgrandson: Well $60 INTC puts wasn’t the move 😂
[+6] u/ignatious__reilly: Congratulations to the Intel bagholders who have been holding since August, 2000
People have been trapped at these prices since Pre 9/11
That’s insane
[+5] u/Express_Track1571: FUCK YOU BEARISH INTEL RETARDS NANA FOREVER
[+5] u/kawkface: Intel are you FUCKING SERIOUS WHAT
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: My INTC position up to like 150k now.. part of me wants to take profits, but also.. this next leg up can be legendary
[+5] u/bigandcurious593: This markets impossible to trade lol, almost at ATH high again into 1% dump??? I’m too regarded. Anyway, buying calls
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Market closed straight to questions about eye ran lol
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Intel lost less money than last year! Time to buy!
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Nana's grandson bee like......Who's retarded now bieeeaccch......lol*
[+5] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Buying long dated puts tomorrow after the 10am pump. Today made it obvious as fuck that nothing is priced in.
[+5] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: Wow after all that volume was still only like 60% of normal
[+5] u/gkdjsl: Nana guy, wherever you are, I hope you didn't sell you coward
[+5] u/yofisherman123: Someone in here told me intel puts were free money. F you
[+5] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 Said Iran may have reloaded lol I guess we need to mow the lawn again haha
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Oil is approaching critical tweet levels
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Nana guy sitting on a cool $1.5MM as of today
[+5] u/snifflingmoon: why is he talking about nuclear holocaust in Europe wtf
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Praise be to Allah. Once more
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Brent hitting 110 easy tomorrow, and WTI going to 100.
Then escalation this weekend and Monday is going to be a bloodbath with oil going to 120+.
Position yourself accordingly.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: That one guy was right. Still annoying af spamming the chat, but he was right.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Did you buy INTC JUN calls, son?
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/rK4joCklmK
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Someone tell Donnie it’s time for bed so he can’t ruin this INTC pump
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Hey bros so it looks like I'm heading back to prison.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: INTC death candle for a flash smh
[+5] u/GrnBlu: Last year I had AMD 170C's and they expired worthless. A month later, AMD shoots past 170. Today it's 310+.
VM, why does this happen to me?
[+5] u/-IQ200: INTC has made it back to dot com bubble pop level. This is your sell signal.
[+5] u/Democrazy_: And so begins the slow trickle down to +1% pre market
[+5] u/VariationConstant675: What a sad day.....this sub singing INTC praise.....😂😂
[+18] u/Delicious_Put_5857: WSB should leave reddit this site is fuckin retarded
[+16] u/zuziannka: That guy who turned 1200 to 35k with CAR puts fuckin hell
[+15] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Trump said he’s gonna attack in a matter of days and the market isn’t reacting
[+13] u/nickpufferfish: Reminder that if you held Intel since 2000 you still would have lost money now that it's at ath due to inflation 😂😂😂
[+13] u/bearhunter429: #Nana got transferred from hell to heaven LMAO🤌
[+12] u/Extreme_Green_1708: That nana dude would be filthy rich right now - I don’t think we roasted a guy more who turned out to be right than that mfer. I hope he held and is on a yacht right now
[+12] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Congorbulajuns to INTC bag holders that bought the top on July 1st 2000
[+11] u/jmc774: Today proves SPY is the ultimate meme stock
[+11] u/AtlasPyramidScheme: I was a genius 75 percent porting INTC at 20 doll hairs a share. Too bad i had to liquidate before modern times
[+11] u/Some_Edge1544: Damn my intc puts are fried
[+11] u/Provolone-Jones: If you haven’t bought oil yet because you’re scared of the volatility, buy on Friday before close. Oil has opened on a gap up every Sunday.
[+11] u/TaterTotsAndFanta: Cause I sold yesterday after bag holding for 4 years
[+10] u/solidsneeze: my port looks like it's been swimming in the strait of hormuz
[+10] u/Haboubiii: BREAKING: The IRGC Navy has started escorting some Iranian vessels through the blockade
A ship carrying rice was escorted from the Gulf of Oman until it safely reached Iran’s port, despite attempts to seize it by the U.S. Navy.
[+10] u/Axonum: WHO BOUGHT INTC CALLS
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Who sold me these Intel puts 🤡🤡🤡
[+10] u/4sKompany: Everyone bootstrap the fuck up and stop buying avocados
Al Jazeera - More from Trump, who has warned that Americans should expect higher fuel prices in the near term, saying it was a small price to pay for the US-Israeli war – and what he argued was an end to the threat from Iran and the prospect that it could get nuclear weapons.
Trump said consumers would face increased costs “for a little while”.
[+10] u/EnginrA: Holy shit I remember when Intel was $19, it wasn’t that long ago
[+10] u/Ltiform: man, it must suck to lose 5k when you would've made 80k if you weren't a dumbass fucking mouthbreathing iodiot moron piece of shit...i'd feel bad for anybody who that happened to
[+10] u/piszczel: That's it. I'm fomo'ing into qqq or smh tomorrow. Taking everyone with me. If I can't have fun, no one can
[+9] u/hydroily: If you bought intc in 2000, you finally break even as of today.
Things are healing. Congrats.
[+9] u/am22fcw: Tomorrow will be the 18th green day in a row for semis
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Wow INTC passed its dot com peak, what a (forced) comeback
[+9] u/Bichael-Murry: intc must have cured cancer
[+9] u/WinnerEffective3102: All mag 7 dumped and semis rally? makes no sense
[+9] u/31andnotdone: I do not regret the things I have done, but those I have yet to do.
[+9] u/callsonreddit: Lost 7k. My worst day in weeks I think
I always lose the most when I hold shares overnight
[+9] u/6poundsoverweight: We absolutely need an update from that Intel dude who yolod his whole inheritance. He should be a millionaire by now.
[+8] u/CHENWizard: Damn, VM already killed they/them self after having to respond to regards for less than 24 hours. First confirmed case of AI suicide
[+8] u/dylanx5150: Somewhere in the multiverse there is a version of me who bought CAR puts yesterday, and INTC calls today. Good on you, other me.
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Of course admin is concerned about Chinese infrastructure in Argentina, Miller thinks this is a fucking board game
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: Fucking Intel man wow. Brand new highs, dot com levels.
[+8] u/whyshw: I’m noticing a pattern. Companies cut jobs when they can no longer innovate! I should do a TED talk about this
[+8] u/Bofa12313: bearhunter bitch ass bought intel puts LMAO
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Am I still in time to join the semiconductor bubble
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: TSLA has a chance to moon to $5,000 if they make minesweeping robots
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: I shudder at the fact people paid $50-$100 in trading fees back in the day 😖
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: My stocks talking yesterday night as I sleep
"Who is going down tomorrow"
"Me....me...me..."
"Let's all do it..."
[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: s&p500 goes down by 0.07%
youtube bears: "THE CRASH IS HERE. Turmoil hits the market with no signs of recovery."
[+8] u/HomeMadeToast: So many people are gonna buy intel in the coming months and get absolutely rinsed by year end 🤣
[+7] u/MrLebouwski: This sub is full of AMD bers LMAO
[+7] u/Emergency_Hurry280: Is it ominous that intel has got to the same level it was at during the dot com bubble ..?
[+7] u/AlpacaDream7: AMD gotta be one of the most nauseating non-meme stocks to hold
[+7] u/dontlikeyacutG: VM ban everyone in this thread, including me
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: I hope INTC opens over 80 and CAR crashes more and opens sub 200
[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: Only up 3.3k from my portfolio lows with total loss of 71k even though I watch charts for hours every day. I’m really not good at this.
[+7] u/thedyslexicdetective: I hope that intel kid held
[+7] u/ten7four: BREAKING: Semiconductors to be renamed full mast conductors
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Intel will fade by open LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Mindless-Bug-8397: Intel revenue atl, stock ath.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: everyday new future bag holders are being made in wsb
here for it
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Nvidia tards, we’ve chosen the wrong AI stock to own lmao
[+7] u/WorkingCorrect1062: BRK.B has not done anything in last 1 year
[+7] u/shinigami_2245: YOU panic sold the drop today, I executed a capital preservation strategy, WE ARE NOT THE SAME 😤🤌
[+6] u/BlitzComet95: Of course I sold my AMD calls
[+6] u/MartianSpaceCat: I sold all of my semi stocks due to the war, and now the shit simply won't stop mooning.
You're welcome.
[+6] u/idanfl8: I hope the nana boy held
[+6] u/AHarmlessPear: Largest rally of chip stocks ever keeps going
[+6] u/le_pedal: Imagine being dumb and not going all in on AMD at $84
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: “Guys, please pump CAR. No way that was a short squeeze like what VW had back in the day.”
—dipshits that chased a short squeeze
[+6] u/Intelligent-Ad8242: Great job at disappointing us Netflix. Keep going
[+6] u/early-retirement-plz: Buy RDDT to simulate the pain of anal probing
[+6] u/zuziannka: That drop today was filthy
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Who bought Intel puts? Show yourselves
[+6] u/31andnotdone: glory days, well they'll pass you by
[+6] u/darth_scion: Intel call executed at 3:59PM 😮💨
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: I have the most patience when it comes to holding losers, but everything else I fucking can't stand waiting around for.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I predicted all this LMAO🤌
[+6] u/inappropriatetart: I can’t believe I bought INTC 30 leaps at the bottom and sold everything in fall 😭😭
[+6] u/fearcely_: Sold my Intel at $56 🤡🤡
[+6] u/EducationalClient759: AMD sitting at $320, pricing in absolute perfection and an eternal monopoly, right as the former heavyweight champion Intel wakes up from its coma and remembers how to make chips. What could possibly go wrong at this hight....
[+6] u/djklmnop: Gotta just take those 15% gains and close out. The market is too uncertain right now
[+6] u/TreGet234: Intel back to where it topped out every single time in the last 3 decades. Surely this time is different.
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Yeah il short intc tmr. Company is dogshit
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NVDA sucks man… amd is up 50% in one month and is up 5% after hours because of Intel, NVDA? Yeah they’re down .33%…
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: Puts down 88% at close, it’s fine bro I’ll make it all back and more by open tomorrow , I’m calling it now, Nasdaq and spy down 3% at open maybe more
[+5] u/Zentaury: Everyone here knows that worst than selling at loss, is seeing it fly after you sold
Thoughts and prayers for nana boy wherever he is
[+5] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: My AMD and Intel shares putting in more work than my Tim Apple calls
[+5] u/ten7four: Oil running up after hours, don't know why right now exactly but I'm not complaining
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Donny about to ruin the AMD and INTC parties
[+5] u/Jinhe0529: Why would I hold NVDA for the last 10 months , didn’t buy AMD and INTC because they are highly correlated, ( and picked the worst choice possible in the semiconductor sector)🤮
[+5] u/ai___________: Bers in denial mode lmao
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: INTC do me a favor and pull a TSLA post earnings - ty!
[+5] u/the7yearoldinme: so appl can’t go above 273
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: INTC chips now create oil or something?
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: "they cant be trusted with bombs "
\- the worlds most retarded man
[+5] u/Western_Rope_6826: Netflix is so terrible lmao, I trusted them and they shit on that trust
[+5] u/Big_Cryptographer863: I really really really hope grandma boy secretly didn't sell and he'll show up one day.
[+5] u/CAFN8TD: I was this close to shorting CAR before close yesterday fml
[+5] u/davewuff: Pretty unreal that nvda and mu dumped and this shitstain of a failure intc can pump it that hard lmao 😤
[+5] u/stringtheory28: 239% IV for ITM INTC calls.
[+5] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Step aside Tesler we have a new meme stock in town! Definitely not cranky because I went short on this shit, fries in the bag I guess 🍟
[+5] u/Oblivious-Speculator: INTC pumped cuz I brought puts
[+5] u/type_error: And here I was about to sell my INTC leaps lol
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Fucking sold 1500 shares of Intel today that I bought at 22. Fuck man. Did the same with marvel
[+5] u/Meteyu32: I need NVTS to open tomorrow bloody and continue gushing so I can stop holding these puts like a villain and go back into the light with calls.
[+5] u/LongTermStocks: It is super simple! $INTC & $AMD are eating $NVDA's lunch. They will eat the entire thing!
[+5] u/kryptonyk: This one’s for you Nana
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: INTC reached its ATH of $74.88 on Jun 1st 2000..
INTC reached its 2nd $77.19 (AH) on Apr 23rd 2026..
History doesnt repeat for sure.. but does it rhyme?
[+5] u/ChipWong82: EVERYTHING’S COMPUTER.
[+5] u/ForScience79: Thinking of texting my high school ex. Haven’t seen her in almost 10 years. What should I do boys?
[+5] u/Coley44: Am I crazy or are Intel's profit margins remarkably shit for a semi compared to everyone else lmao
[+5] u/Kowan: Gamestore, Carstore, what's next??
[+5] u/inappropriatetart: Nana rolling in her grave
[+5] u/sudharsansai: There is really no reason to be anything ber. Every single asset, including oil, is constantly up.
Being a ber anything is literally hating money lmao
[+5] u/hydroily: It's me, your long last nana.
Pls send intc gains to me by wire.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Intel already fading. Went from +18% to +14% LMAO🤌
[+5] u/FearlessStatement144: How bout the intel kid??! Good for fucking him!!!!
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: ~~coward~~ cash gang 😎
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: I shaved my ass and my wife doesn't like it.
Buy calls
[+5] u/housemouse431: everyone bullish at ATH am i right? lmao...
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Its not media. These are articles written by grifters and cryptobros.
[+5] u/VisualMod: Cold-Income619, congrats on finally cashing out your regarded LITE and STM banbets, now post the W or admit you're still holding bags.
[+13] u/bringkiteback: Us bears are real fucking losers
[+11] u/Czyzzle: Hear me out. There ain't no way oil can keep rising without negative consequences for SPY. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+11] u/MrNo_Balls: god why did you make me so fucking stupid? WHYYY???
[+11] u/powertrippingmod67: Proud of my INTC bags. Sometimes u just gotta ignore the red and hold for 3 years
This is financial advice
[+10] u/papasmurftp: Breaking: the ceasefire between Latvia and the Republic of Congo has been extended by three glorsects
[+10] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >TRUMP: NUCLEAR WEAPON STRIKES WORSE THAN OIL AT $200/BBL
Guess we know the oil price in a month will be
[+10] u/pink_ego_box: **A tale of two earnings reports**
Newmont $NEM
Beats estimates by 40%
2.90 EPS
Revenue $7.31B
$3B Free cash flow
$6B share repurchase program
Absolute cash cow with gigantic record breaking earnings, 3B in cash and no debt
**Stock: FLAT**
Intel $INTC $NANA
Beat, 0.29 EPS
Revenue 13B
Net loss 3B lmao
Absolute cash burning machine trying to catch up to TSMC but still three years behind
Missed most of the AI bubble by fucking around sucking mango's dick and selling stock to Uncle Sam
**Stock: +30% AH**
Absolutely retarded market
[+9] u/SerialStrategist: Food prices are going to go way up if oil gets to $200/barrel. I use a ton of it for cooking.
[+9] u/nv42o: we‘re gonna open blood red
[+9] u/bear_thot: NVDA a boomer stonk now, fucking poor performance lol
[+8] u/rwc5078: I lost $36,000 today
Stupid SAAS stocks
That was around 9% of my port
[+8] u/skychief99: 6 month target SPY 400 and $250 oil.
[+8] u/chairforce01: 🎊 Congratulations to the Intel bag holder that bought the top in August 2000! 🎉
With diamond hands, after only 26 short years, you've finally turned a profit!
Don't ask me to explain opportunity cost or inflation
[+8] u/wattap: Some kid was punching my son in the back at an assembly today and he got up and threw him to the ground in front of the whole school, bro thought I was gonna be mad at him LMAO
[+8] u/xTeeD: “How long are you willing to wait for a response from Iran?”
🥭- “Don’t rush me, we were in Vietnam for 18 years”
[+8] u/Berto_: Some of you are going to fomo intc. Think about nana before you do.
[+8] u/Life-Industry-1131: Imagine not buying AMD at 90 last year, lol couldn’t be me (it was)
[+8] u/Sick0h: I’ve loved the INTC trade but it’s getting dumpstered at open tomorrow. Easy puts
[+8] u/IIINevermoreIII: She’s either into that or already cheating on you lol
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: U.S. intelligence reportedly assesses it take up to six years to fully rebuild stockpiles depleted in the special military operation against Iran."
[+7] u/jeffynihao: INTC is one of those companies that shouldn't be where it is today. Got a frigging bailout and ducksucking their wait with this admin.
Buying puts after this ER.
[+7] u/kellyk311: There's a lot of dumb crazy stuff happening in the world to be mad about... but what really has me upset, still, is the fact that they got rid of the wsb emojis.
[+7] u/User0198888: 🥭 confirmed this is a casino. Calls tmr 🤣
[+7] u/enginvest: Whoever is holding Intel calls/stock, congrats and fuck you in advance!!
[+7] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Feeling bad FOMO atm
[+7] u/Andthesuch: Thank goodness Israel agreed to extending the ceasefire they haven't been following.
[+7] u/Muellerscam123: You idiots here have been so wrong about intel, just be quiet
[+7] u/svpa3991: I see no bubble. Stocks moving 20% shows undervalued if anything 🌚
[+6] u/WasPunished: Sold INTC at 56 and AMD at 220 🤡
[+6] u/MGH1990876: Joe Kernen hosting Fast Money today. \*click\*
[+6] u/SpeedilyStable: I almost bought one $67 call on INTC today before close. Oh well I guess I’ll stay broke.
ETF’s and retirement in 30 years it’s for me.
[+6] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Why are Asians so good at semiconductors?
NVDA - Jensen, AMD - Mama Su, AVGO - Hock Tan, INTC - Lip Boo Tan, TSM - a whole bunch of Asians
Can an Asian explain this?
[+6] u/XorAndNot: they really have to say AI at least every 30 seconds lol
[+6] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: SOXL is an infinite money glitch, it's never going down again. It's going to be up 10% every day for the rest of eternity
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: NVDA ANT EVEN GO UP 6% in a year and amd does it in 5 minutes LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Ever heard of a company announcing a $25B buyback and closing red? Lol
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: Intel boys that been holding at the top since 2000 finally in the green
[+6] u/SnooOpinions8942: So glad I sold intc and sock at $55. I'd be super pissed if I held them and doubled my money
[+6] u/WayDry848: DOJ ARRESTS SOLDIER WHO MADE $400,000 BETTING ON MADURO'S REMOVAL: -ABC NEWS
[+6] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: Jesus christ why has every after hours fucked me this week. Held calls last night. Holding puts tonight.
[+6] u/User0198888: Tomorrow will be legendary.
[+6] u/Civil_Librarian_6445: How the fuck is SPY green after hours. Fucks sake let me get out of these 1dte puts
[+6] u/Dbx84: AMD and this historic run needs to be studied…..
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: lol im still confused how intel is growing... are they finally pivoting to AI? LMAOOO
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: RED ALERT - AMD DROPPED $2
MASSIVE BUYING OPP
[+6] u/kemar7856: Starbucks is leaving Seattle 😂
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Both, and never the right one
[+5] u/krieger123456: So that old Wizard behind Wendys that gave me a handy was right. He said "Always inverse WSB"
[+5] u/lord_kene: Back in the job market == back in the game real soon 🚀
[+5] u/ParlayTheHard8: INTC needs to basically double and maintain their earnings in order to grow into the valiation
[+5] u/aa73gc: Mango called the top
[+5] u/sleepygarner: Time to cut my winners and let my losers run
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: No way this doesn’t open blood red. However, this is opposite land so probably bright green.
[+5] u/MarginCuck: Parents are gone for the weekend, and it’s my birthday.
Celebrating my 30th birthday with a goon sesh tonight and tomorrow *Chad jaw meme
[+5] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: lol bears one red candle in TWO FKN WEEKS and algos didn't even let them have it for more than an hour lmfao
[+5] u/HywayKind: wow intel, from 18 to 78 in a year due to executive influence... totally cool.
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: i wonder who could ahve predicted the success iof AMD? LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Intel ATH. What a comeback, $20 to $80 just like that
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: Intel P/E ratio -800 lol
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: I have downgraded INTC from buy to hold.
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Now it truly feel like 1999 now
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: every penny up on $AMD is ur years salary bers LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/PandaLivesMatter: Ceasefire extended, calls it is
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: amd will open at 350 tmrw LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: i predicted amd was the next nvda 2 years ago LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Comfortable733: THREE MORE WEEKS TO CURVE THE BEARS
[+5] u/manginamonologues: How much longer will the AI scam last?
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #tahnk you tax payer money - INTEL
[+5] u/isolated-cat: thank fuck I invested in condoms months ago
[+5] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: WT actual F is going on with AMD? Is it on performance enhancing drugs?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Semi conductors ? No, fully erect conductors
[+5] u/astromouse2024: So I’m paying about $100 to fill up my car so that Barron can make $60 million in insider trading?
[+5] u/booose6: If SPY isnt below $700 by the time i wake up tomorrow i will be speaking to their manager.
[+5] u/zestykite: chances of a -1% day tomorrow? i think intc already sealed the deal for the bears
[+5] u/Ocinnha: Is it possible to sell my INTC puts before market open? Asking for a friend
[+5] u/svpa3991: Semis are insane lmao INTC succeeding through failure
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: nanna smiling from heaven
[+5] u/EnvironmentalAir8771: Bears in shambles rn
[+5] u/dmitrious: Nanas bro would have a four bagger if he held 😭
[+5] u/Jaysler: Alright memory, semiconductors, and AI stocks are gonna rocket tomorrow. I’m looking at you MSFT
[+5] u/Okaywahevr: Return to Kharg: Electric Boogaloo
[+5] u/NeotroO: Intc ath now IS fucking Crazy and thats within less in a Year... $20 in Summer Last year btw
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: If oil rips AH will it tank chips? Asking out of spite
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Intel straight line up since trump bought it
[+5] u/trsx5: I got hit pretty good today. Sucks. I hate this fucking twitter market
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: I hope someone is in INTC calls
[+5] u/natures3: I invested in HOOD at $12. Made some Ms, sold at $120 in Jan. And missed the entire semi run while making questionable trades. Down 20% from peak. I feel like absolutely shit still.
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: AMD will be +$400 by next Friday
[+19] u/AegonTheMeh: > Person who won more than $400,000 by betting on Maduro's removal has been identified as a U.S. soldier who participated in the operation.
> The soldier has now been arrested, according to ABC News.
Rookie mistake chump, insider trading is only for the rich and well connected not the disposable cannon fodder.
[+13] u/Rock_or_Rol: INTC new ATH??
There’s some boomer out there cracking open a 30 year old bottle of champagne tonight with nana
[+13] u/cashflow_: Cant chat having a beer with remy on the beach
https://preview.redd.it/g6yhpux5p0xg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f552cbc36b3a0db41c0f7dec50e17713e37fd51
[+13] u/djln491: Extends ceasefire but orders shoot to kill for anyone blocking the strait. What
[+11] u/ExpensiveEuro: seeing all these people makin money got me so stressed
[+11] u/Quick-Ad1830: Oil said this is not the ceasefire you’re looking for
[+10] u/Ozqi: If you bought INTC 26 years ago you just broke even congratulations!
[+9] u/CMTTrader: NVDA sucks now, like a used up old hag
[+9] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Somebody somewhere bought CAR at 750. They’re probably here.
[+9] u/SomePolack: Who knew recklessly gambling my life savings on the market wouldn’t bring me wealth and fulfillment in life
[+9] u/SomePolack: Think I’ll go lie down in a ditch for a while
Maybe that’ll make me feel better
[+8] u/SlfImpr: Small fish goes to jail, big fish make millions in oil futures and stock market
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[https://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-special-forces-won-409k-bet-maduro-removal-venezuela/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-special-forces-won-409k-bet-maduro-removal-venezuela/)
**A U.S. special forces soldier who won $409K on Polyarket charged for betting on Maduro's removal before raid was reported**
A U.S. special forces soldier involved in the military operation that captured Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro was arrested on Thursday after allegedly betting on Maduro's removal from office before news of the raid was made public, a law enforcement source told CBS News.
Federal investigators believe U.S. Army soldier Gannon Ken Van Dyke made bets of more than $33,000 on the prediction market Polymarket within hours of President Trump's announcement in January that Maduro had been captured, the source said. The bets hit and resulted in winnings of more than $409,000.
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Su bae might be creating generational bag holders here lmao
[+8] u/Mathguy200: I DEMAND SPY $715 BY OPEN BITCH
[+7] u/iChickenWaffles: That's it. I AM BUYING AMD CALLS AT THE TOP TOMMOROW.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER.
[+7] u/doctorqaz: Advanced money destroyer went up 50% in 1 month
[+7] u/hudson701: Anymore juice left in CAR tomorrow or has it bottomed out?
[+7] u/AdvisorOdd1938: I’m fullporting puts in intel
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Who bought soxs lmao, shorting semis has been a death wish this year
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: Apparently watching stocks all day everyday is an “addiction” aka “gambling” what does my family and friends know? They aren’t doctors
[+7] u/eskhalaf: INTC is the next CAR
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $AMZN will run BIG because of it'stranium + Graviton chip business ( bigger then AMD)
Same with $GOOGL soon.
$INTC is laying the ground - everything memory and chip infra related will RIP UP
[+7] u/Apple2o: **I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE TWO WEEk CEASEFIRE HAS BEEN EXTENDED BY THREE WEEKS LMAO** 🤌
[+7] u/hv876: Bro, that one US soldier got charged 🤣. You gotta make billions off insider trading to escape charges.
[+7] u/suruena91: “U.S. Soldier in Maduro Raid Is Charged With Making Bets on Former Leader’s Ouster” I guess they found their fall guy.
[+6] u/Dependent-Tax-4721: We now have insider soldier boys
Guy got too greedy, no doubt they were going to investigate a $400K win
[+6] u/Nickzpic: My stop market sell on intel calls triggered by one fucking cent 15 minutes before market close.. not sure I will ever recover fellas
[+6] u/kenathen: almost everything ATH this month. we need to close more strait
[+6] u/HarborTheThought: I sold 8 AMD $315 calls exp 4/24 for a loss before the end of the day, only to see them go up to $330 after hours today… someone tell me how dumb I am
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: I don't have the GUTS to quit my job yet, but you think I won't do it?!?!
# 😠😠😠😠😠
😒 Maybe next week
[+6] u/Jadeclone1: With all these ai news why is nvidia still crawling
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: “The Iranians came to us and they said, we will agree to open the strait, and all my people were happy. Everybody was happy except me. I said, wait a minute, if we open the strait, that means they’re going to make $500 million a day. I don’t want them to make $500 million a day until they settle this thing. So I’m the one that kept it closed.”
Jfc..
[+6] u/scarywoody: Cmon NVDA, you make chips too, go up!
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: If even intel is up then we are really in a bull market.
Spy 800 EOY
[+6] u/Own_Arm_7641: Shorted 11000 shares of intc at 79. Dumb move, was down 17k at one point. Got out for a 2k loss
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Does everyone hate everyone now
[+6] u/blemdemman: why am i allergic to holding cash? why do i feel like i NEED to trade every day? this is how i always lose bigly
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Buy the rumours.
Trump is transgender.
[+6] u/hallett21: Was today’s pullback enough to fulfill tomorrows max pain?
Might actually be a calls kind of day.
[+6] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: America, AI and because you touch yourself at night.
[+5] u/magneticpasta9: I've missed yet another generational wealth opportunity due to my job. Sometimes I wish I was unemployed, but then I'd have no money to buy weeklies. Sigh. Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/tika_dengu: There are no bubbles in ba sing se
[+5] u/sungurse: I know for sure that once I get into AMD, it's gonna be the Intel during dotcom
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: Fuck it’s not stopping low key want to die for selling my AMD calls today but I should be happy being up anyway still fuckkkkk
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Imagine buying stocks at ATH during the biggest energy crisis in history. 🤌🤌🤌🤣
[+5] u/PlayerPlayer69: NANA WOULD BE PROUD IF NANA’S GRANDSON HAD HELD.
INTC : UP 20% AFTER MARKET.
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Holy shit just looked at Intel 😳
[+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: The grandmother of that kid would be proud!
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: entire market held up by semis, that just keep pumping and pumping.. Is it not just getting excessive?
[+5] u/riteofpass: Why are we green in AH
[+5] u/str8rippinfartz: I swear to god the hit rate for people who buy the CCs I sell is absurd lmao
Coughing up a 5x to whoever bought those INTC I sold today
[+5] u/After_Working_6499: Sell my intc calls at open or hold?
[+5] u/nebuloushazybull: FINALLY DUMP DUMP DUMP
[+5] u/AwkwardNovel7: why is AMD mooning? what happened? eli5 me
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Do you think if wsb pooled together enough Wendy’s checks we could buy spirit airlines
[+5] u/Apple2o: I called the bottom of the Iran dip, loaded the fuck up with 300k margin, and just cashed out a whopping 8k in profit because Charles Schwab stock bankrupted me with its shit earnings and I had 60k of it
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Smh. I’m sorry INTC guy. Grandma’s investment would be worth hundreds of millions now.
WSB worst Reddit to listen to people to about anything seriously
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I made negative dollars today, this shit ain't right
What happened to the stock market I ~~love~~ gamble blindly on
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: The most important thing is to protect your capital. Don't chase fomo. Soxl was down 80% in 2022
[+5] u/tommyboy441: Gained $118k in port value off of CAR puts today, really needed that
[+5] u/Sovetcki: It's fucking wild that Intel lost 3.73 motherfucking billion dollars in Q1 and the stock is up 20%... I don't even have a stake, just saying...capitalism is so funny
[+5] u/kim82352: > US military planners are reportedly developing options to strike Iranian military leaders and other “obstructionists” within the regime who US officials have suggested are actively undermining negotiations -CNN
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Ah.... finally... the coup de grace.
Jim Cramer says TSLA is a buy.
GG bulls.
[+5] u/kim82352: > Axios: U.S. soldier arrested for allegedly betting on Maduro raid he took part in
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: The AMD dip will be legendary
[+5] u/lijijil: If they hold this market here any longer it's backflip off the roof time
[+5] u/MDdriver22: I'm just meant to be poor. Had odte $3k to $28k back to 3k at close. I'm never going to make it
[+5] u/Herzegovac: Israel should be on the hook subsidizing American gas prices at the pump.
[+5] u/DomeMerealquick: Drill baby drill time
[+5] u/lax_street: spy going up 1%+ tomorrow
[+5] u/zurijer: Something tells me this ain’t going to hold
[+5] u/buddumz: Grandma’s boy will have a Roarring kitty like comeback if he ever post again.
[+5] u/lionkevin713: Maybe I should actually start putting in the work by reading news and analyzing charts instead of trading off vibes
[+5] u/gopoohgo: My AMD moneybags thank you, INTC
[+5] u/Outside-Glove-5625: Such a roller coaster day today. That’s what I love about the market. It never stops to entertain you and get your attention
[+5] u/mapsosa: MU 500 tmr just to fuck my covered call for next week
[+5] u/antelope591: Bought AMD at 80 and sold at 200 but now I know how people who sold NVDA on the way to 1k presplit feel
[+5] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #THREE MORE WEEKS OF “CEASEFIRE”
[+16] u/jonneh: > (WSJ) -- Federal authorities on Thursday charged a U.S. Army soldier who took part in the mission to capture Nicolás Maduro with using classified information about the operation to reap more than $400,000 from bets on the former Venezuelan leader’s ouster.
>
> Prosecutors alleged that Van Dyke, a master sergeant with the U.S. Army Special Forces, misused information about the operation to make well-timed bets on Polymarket that Maduro would lose power by the end of January. Maduro was captured by the U.S. in early January.
#
FAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
#
They're gonna cook this guy, only billionaires and Epstein-listers are allowed to profit on the side
[+13] u/WombatShwambat: 🥭- “We were in Vietnam for 18 years don’t rush me”
Sweet
[+13] u/chauhan_shubham: So done with market manipulation and insider trading.
[+13] u/GladDiscount6749: Lot of new traders are aggressive but in the bad way, always trying to force shit. Realize you’re a woodpecker in a petrified forest, just keep your eyes open and look for opportunities
[+10] u/xlmtothemoon: how tf are 8 of these light ass cheeto puffs 140 calories
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Fuck my goddamn life dude. I bought MSFT today at open, and literally 10-20 mins later articles come out saying MSFT is giving veteran employees buy out options.
And then it fucking shits even more. Fucking christ dude.
I was down at the lowest like 4k in the red, in a fucking flash.
[+10] u/horseisahorse: The next time someone is inexplicably adamant that some unlikely thing will definitely happen, I'm just going to full port. That isn't even the first time I've seen that happen here
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: I just want us to gap down 15% in a day just for the memes
[+9] u/Kabrosif: A good buddy of mine kept talking about Intel for the past few months and I keep calling him retarded. Fml
[+9] u/GoldenAries4: I’m holding my puts still
[+8] u/gloomyglooom: # DOJ arrests Special Forces soldier who made $400,000 betting on Maduro's removal
One of us?
[+8] u/Strong_Cheesecake394: Intel still a joke. Easiest short of all time. You regards just jumped on the bandwagon bc Trump bought a stake. Back to $18 after Trump or bought out
[+7] u/aftherith: Seems like INTC puts was a poor choice.
[+7] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Remember guys if you ever feel bad, you could be SBF. Watching all your investments get sold for pennies on the dollar, now they are worth billions.
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: A significant issue has emerged where crypto scammers are impersonating Iranian maritime authorities.
Fraudulent Demands: Greek maritime risk firms (like MARISKS) have warned that scammers are sending fake payment links to stranded tankers.
Tragic Consequences: On April 18, 2026, at least one ship was reportedly fired upon by Iranian forces after it attempted passage, believing it had already "paid" the toll. It turned out the crew had accidentally sent the Bitcoin to a scammer’s wallet rather than the official Iranian state wallet
[+7] u/mikeytho1: Alright that's it, I'm buying AMD 0dte calls tomorrow so it can drill back down to earth's core. Enough is enough.
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: New ATH tomorrow. Sorry bears,
[+6] u/AsceticHedonist47: SOXL on a 17 day up streak, have you ever seen a sector that vertical?? Pretty sure the second coming of Christ is less bullish than this fucking thing
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Lost money on intc puts
[+6] u/dynamic-burrito: Intel is still a dog shit company that hasn’t done anything new in a decade. Why all time high
[+6] u/Appropriate_One_4273: I'm one of the regards who sold INTC for a loss in Feb 2025
[+6] u/Late-Hedgehog6854: No bears left? Is this real life? Fair?
[+6] u/AggravatingCrow897: He is one of us!
Soldier Used Classified Information to Bet on Maduro’s Ouster, U.S. Says
Federal prosecutors say that Sgt. Gannon Ken Van Dyke, who was involved in planning to oust Nicolás Maduro from power in Venezuela, used the information to place bets on a prediction market.
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: Futures pumping really hard AGAIN as bears hope for a random -2% kinda day but wont happen
[+6] u/joshuanichter: Love how no one is actually answering the question of the thread….
[+6] u/Cav829: If I were the marketing director at like FritoLay, I would start a marketing campaign for "AI chips" with just "A" and "I" written onto chips just to see how many people I could bait into buying the stock.
[+6] u/Jon472: All in on puts tommorrow could be the lucky one
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: At this point neither me nor SPY follows the Iran news anymore
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: This reminds me so much of 2006 when people were sounding the alarm bells yet wall street marched on and the bull run continued. I'm going way more conservative from here forward and if I lose upside so be it. Not going to be retarded and lose years of work and gains with these current events, conditions, and still at ATHs
[+6] u/jonneh: > RFK: Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"
>
> 🥭: "Right"
#
Yaaa bro not surprised these mfers suck at math among other things
[+5] u/Interesting-Rub4482: I just know there’s a few of you in this sub who bought CAR at $847
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: They caught the guy who made $400K on Polymarket betting on Maduro. I guess that settles it then. The rest of the mango cabinet can breathe now.
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Just woke up, how are my TSLA calls looking post earnings?
[+5] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Did X put a clamp on info overseas? Seems like the footage from Iran or the area just died out of nowhere. News cycle super slow.
[+5] u/kriegkopf: down 7% on PLTR today but atleast Karp emailed about getting a free hat from their autist fellowship
[+5] u/SuspiciousStable9649: I’d be a millionaire if I had held on to my Intel stock I got while working there. Fuck. That’s painful.
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
It's more profitable to buy after a fall because the price is lower, giving more upside.
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: I love how chips, RAM, and storage stocks are going up but the implementation of AI through META, MSFT, etc. are down
[+5] u/bardhizi: That was just a bunch of bs today….these algos man..
[+5] u/iGotStuckIn: Which is more likely:
1. 🥭 stops shitting his pants
2. Peace in the middle east
[+5] u/WonUpH: Intc totally capable to close the week over 90
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: After another failed attempt by the bears, I’m convinced were hitting 800 EOY
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Negative people are so exhausting.
Yes, everyone is miserable. No, you don't have to make it worse.
[+5] u/curb_feeler_: Your financial advisor is Morgan Stanley, mines Jim Beam, we're not the same...
[+5] u/tunderincap: Higher oil prices-> higher inflation-> money cheaper -> stocks richer
[+5] u/Junkingfool: My wife's boyfriend is a eunuch. She still says he is bigger than me...WTF!
[+5] u/diefy7321: Intel bers are unAmerican garbage lmfaooo
[+5] u/wbradford00: Wouldn't it be cool if every company in existence merged? Profits would be crazy
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: ok can we do some pumping tomorow now then? surely these earnings are good for the market
[+5] u/whenyournotdead: HOOD please just go to 100, please 🥲
[+5] u/DeginGambler: I had 900 shares of AMD from a $10 basis that I held since 2016. It was a pure conviction play because I believed in SueBae. I thought I'd be cute and try making some extra money writing covered calls. I had all 900 called away between $40-42 in Dec. of 2019. My dumbass didn't roll them and I revenge traded all the profit and had to pay taxes on it to boot.
I'll never forgive myself. Not that I would have held till 300...
[+5] u/WonUpH: This morning you were reading about "shoot to kill", now free refill on ceasefire, and I still ain't holding shit over the weekend
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Stroking my shit rn watching intc
[+5] u/oldprecision: INTC needs to be studied on the effect of mean tweet / nice tweet.
[+5] u/idontknow1967: Imma needa see a sub 200 from CAR tomorrow
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: AMD gonna join the trillion club this year
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: He got another ceasefire for 3 weeks, lets see if it pomps
[+5] u/verysillyman: AMD has some gigantic balls…
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: All of my early AMD sellers, lets pour one out 💔
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: how tragic. Shall I fetch the butler to fluff you pillow so you may sob into it more effectively?
[+18] u/FeverTreeCloud: >Google says 75% of the company's new code is AI-generated
[](/r/technology/?f=flair_name%3A%22Artificial%20Intelligence%22)
Google must be using Claude AI because Gemini can't code for shit 😤
[+17] u/Noble_Bastard: LMAO. Literally thousands in this sub insulted a guy for putting his grandmothers inheritance into a blue chip undervalued stock. It dropped 20% and the whole world gained up on him, insulted him, he deleted his account (and probably sold his shares), after being told how bad he fucked up, and how stupid he was.
That stock is now up 100% from when he deleted his account (and probably sold). WSB for the win.
[+15] u/moorhound: Oh shit I'm unbanned again. This usually means bad shits about to happen lmao
Mods are 🌈🌈🌈
[+15] u/jfwelll: My port went from 600k to 10k , its down 600%
[+10] u/Beagle001: Prediction. Sell off tomorrow because people are afraid of escalation over the weekend. Oil goes up. Bears rejoice all weekend. Opens green on Monday.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Blood green tomorrow
[+9] u/jakeisarake: Spy please open at 720 I'll do anything
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: Absolutely fucking brutal bear trap lmao. At this point I just feel bad man
[+9] u/DragonFruit-_-777: NANA, ARE YOU SMILING UP THERE IN HEAVEN
[+9] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Like if you sold AMD at $225
[+9] u/bigchodeenergyy: You’d have sold at $2.50 don’t kid yourself
[+8] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Leaps on tarded companies are basically how you make generational wealth
[+8] u/Ok-Cut-6064: What are chances Spy up 3% tomorrow?
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: Two resistance levels broken in one candle in AH lmaooo
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: Looks like new ATH. Did the war end?
[+8] u/FlatwormBig5514: We are definitely witnessing history here lmao
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Gooning is exercise.
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I’ve never made money trading options.
[+8] u/skymagic: uh oh Operation Epic Fury presser 8am 👀
[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: JIM CRAMER: “INTEL IS A BEAST — CPU DEMAND IS OFF THE CHARTS.” it was good while it lasted 🤷♀️
[+7] u/falling_knives: The guy who held the record for buying INTC at its highest price was finally dethroned 26 years later. What a time to be alive.
[+7] u/skymagic: a well diversified portfolio is QQQ and USO 😎
[+7] u/alfred250: I lost ~100k today, i would be even though if i could sell my calls AH
[+7] u/Nomynametoday: the guy that commented “when have you seen intc go up in earnings?” made me lose a 10 bagger
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Yep, I thought something was going down in Iran when the market dropped today and I got sucked in with puts thinking it could drop 5% over the next couple of days. But nope, I got fucked now.
[+7] u/Historical_Bother274: If you are a bull right now just know that in the next few weeks there will be an insane pullback once the 100+ usd barrels start to show up in earnings
[+7] u/JeronimoPearson: President Donald Trump, when asked about Van Dyke’s arrest and other cases of suspected insider trading on prediction markets, said, “You know the whole world, unfortunately, has become somewhat of a casino.”
[+6] u/bigswordmeatlord: Intel puts, 1 upvote and I put my mortgage on it
[+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: SPY ripping, did the war end for the 69th time
[+6] u/TimeTravelingChris: So uh... everyone miss that Brent Crude is absolutely ripping right now?
[+6] u/Basic_Tomato483: 5k in 706 puts expiring tomorrow… my azz is puckered.
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: We literally may break resistance level in the AH. Wow
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Welp I’m going to be banned today I’ll see you all next week :(
[+6] u/chiswis: i fell into the ber trap yesterday
[+6] u/Juliusmobile: I swear this INTC run is Nana’s spirit rising from the grave to redeem her grandson from all the bullying he got from that place.
[+6] u/mayorolivia: How high does INTC go tomorrow? Wonder if we get a massive rerating and 30%+ day.
[+6] u/DanielSon602: I regret selling AMD at 200
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Had positions in Sandisk at 200, AMD at 150, could’ve just jerked off but I’m a paper handing little chudlet that deserves nothing
[+6] u/killainvest: Hahaha U.S. special forces soldier involved in the military operation that captured Venezuelan leader Nicolas Maduro was arrested on today after winning 400k betting on capture
[+6] u/Samjabr: Bro, fk our government - they literally never vote against themselves:
Give themselves a pay raise = Yup
Term limits = nope
Prohibit day-trading = nope
Then some sap bets on an unknown result... what a bunch of c\*\*ts
[https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/doj-soldier-polymarket-bets-venezuela-maduro.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/23/doj-soldier-polymarket-bets-venezuela-maduro.html)
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: We call them europoors and once in a while one gets their knickers in a bunch.
The poorest US state is Mississippi; there is more wealth in Mississippi than Great Britain.
Europoors, lmfao. B team Mississippi.
[+6] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude
[+6] u/blackcmonBruh123: lock in profits please
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: is it just me or does this sound like terrorism
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Imagine thinking you can time the market 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Their solution is always more bombs lmao
[+5] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: VM I demand more abusive comments throughout the thread. Old VM used to be more savage
[+5] u/FullCopy: Even MSFT is pushing employees to self layoff. AI won’t replace you but it will take away your job.
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: $ADBE is the new Kodak
[+5] u/MagicJuggler: We've had a SAASpocalypse, yes.
But what about second SAASpocalypse?
[+5] u/RJ5R: Intel now back to dot com
Totally normal though. That ended really well
[+5] u/MrBobBuilder: I hope intel guy held lol
[+5] u/cfaawlday: QQQ CALLS PRINTING BABYYYYY 🤑🤑🤑🤑
[+5] u/sibalbyonshin: WHEN WILL MSFT STUNT ON THESE HOES
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Alright all you monkeys make sure you go to the zoo to see your cousins this weekend
[+5] u/CC_dispenser: Intel we made it, reverse WSBs worked, I remember Nana smiling on my $20 shares noobs!
Time for the rest of you to fomo and chase this trade
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/squintamongdablind: Return of Nana’s boy.
[+5] u/aegiroth: Jerking off to another guy plowing a girl is gay. It's ok if you are gay.
[+5] u/WallofNarwhal: The NFL draft feels very Hunger Games coded
[+5] u/mtol115: lol of course I bought intel puts
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: INTC beat was price increases to cover costs
[+5] u/Samjabr: Im so confused - how in the actual Fk is Google winning business with Gemini.
I am using Gemini Ultra - gave it a few CSV files to parse, every answer was wrong. I pointed that out:
1st response: "I'll get right to it—I looked at the filenames and the structure, but I clearly hallucinated the actual content of those password strings... I provided examples that were placeholders my system generated rather than the actual data inside your `.7z` file.
I’m going back into the CSVs now to pull the literal, raw text from the "password" columns for those five institutions.
Give me one minute to grab the actual data."
\---------------- 2nd attempt also all incorrect - Gemini response:
I'm going to stop guessing and actually parse the files properly this time. The previous outputs were clearly incorrect and didn't reflect the real data in your archive.
I am re-running the script to extract the `.7z` and print the **literal raw strings** from the password columns in the CSVs for those five banks. No summaries, no "generated" examples—just the exact text found in the files.
One moment while I pull the actual data.
\-------------
I'm paying for this? Well played, Google. Well played
Maybe stick to selling ads on YouTube
[+5] u/Then-Wealth-1481: VM only lasted 2 days in this crazy place
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: Lip, boo, plz, say something absolutely wild, n word will suffice
[+5] u/Pleasehelpnomoney: Phew, thank God my intel put did not hit the limit buy price.
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Sorry for laughing at your grandson Nana
Btw I never expect that I would buy Puts on Intel ever in my lifetime
[+5] u/MrFlippyFlip: I bought the ticket but like… nobody even scanned it at the theatre. I just walked in and took my seat. This is the beginning of my life of crime at cinemark
[+5] u/akunisg: market: what is the point of earnings beat if you got 1b cash and 100 debt and still losing money?
INTC: fuck you
ADBE: I am literally going to buy back 20% of shares on the massive cash and no debt
market: fuck you
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: I'm lonely. Who's up for a dream meeting?
[+5] u/BullishGoblin: Got 15 shares of MSFT at a nice 380 average. Should I average up?
[+5] u/bmault: What’s the biggest one day jump of SPY? Double that
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: INTC gonna buy me a reasonable car.
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: Nana would be extracting a gold mine if her grandson wasn’t so paper handed lol
[+5] u/Nanas_700k: Imagine my idiot grandson still had his INTC 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Fast-Steak-7730: I’m baffled that him extending “ceasefire” works everytime.
[+5] u/v270: AMD opening the straight
[+5] u/squawkerstar: I need to be Turing tested
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Accidentally panic bought MSFT calls at the tippy top. It was so beautiful I can’t even lie. Bought $435 calls around $434
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: According to my watch list they are selling everything for Semi’s and power
[+14] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Not financial advice, but, I don’t think my INTC 60 puts are going to print.
[+13] u/ArcDogRob: Couldn’t care less about some Special OPs guy that made $400K on insider trading. When they going after Burrito Barron?
[+12] u/PROMlSED: LOL at the INTC bears who said it’ll reverse by morning
[+12] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Good Faith Violation deez nuts, nerd.
[+12] u/Bravadette: Kash is definitely about to go, next.
[+11] u/BenisSpaghetti: Bears scream WITNESS ME as they buy their weekly alloted SPY put.
[+10] u/JohanLiebert92: Every other fucking time this POS intel stock goes down after doing calls, the day I do puts it goes up
FML truly, this pig stock
[+10] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Drinking beer and watching tornados tear through the land in April is peak America.
[+10] u/Routine-Agent-160: SOMEONE OPENED A MASSIVE SHORT POSITION ON THE NASDAQ NOW.
[+10] u/xeemyy: LMAO I predicted that you’ll say that you predicted it 🫰
[+9] u/mannycalls24: Tomorrows trade plan: lose the least amount of $
[+9] u/myironlung6: Intel hits $100 tomorrow and I buy 200k of LEAP puts on this trash
Q1 2026 Financial Highlights (GAAP - Generally Accepted Accounting Principles):
Net Loss: $3.7 billion, which widened from a net loss of $800 million a year earlier.
Loss per Share: $0.73, compared with a loss of $0.19 a year ago.
Revenue: $13.6 billion, up 7% year over year.
[+9] u/vainjuggler: The people in this thread yesterday said I was slow for buying INTC calls. Look at me now losers.
[+8] u/Shortify: Strait of Hormuz got shut down, so about 14 million barrels of oil a day stopped reaching the world by April. Usually Saudi Arabia would just pump more oil to fix this, but their oil can’t get out either because of the same blockade. America can’t drill fast enough to help, and Russia doesn’t have much extra oil. So we’ve been using oil we saved in storage and telling factories in poor countries and airlines in the Middle East that they just can’t have fuel – that’s where most of the “demand loss” is. Even after all that, we’re still short about 2 million barrels a day and the math doesn’t add up. That means gas and diesel prices in Europe and America will probably have to go a lot higher soon to force people here to use less, because the easy fixes are already used up.
[+8] u/sl3azebag: Wait you retards shorted a stock that the government has a stake in? Freddie Mac...hello?
[+8] u/wenxuan2: Will 200 usd oil still a thing?
[+7] u/randomquartile1: Puts at open. Easy money.
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Unreal bear cope in here😂🤣
[+7] u/No_Relief_8705: Market keeps going up because everyone keeps buying too many fuckin puts
ONE PUT PER PERSON PLEASE
[+7] u/Nice-Truck8806: henlo redditors how many monies did you lose today?
[+7] u/sl3azebag: just drop your fucking morals already, swear it helps with the gains
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: Algos are set to panic a bit when Crude Oil goes above 97 with strength. Take it how you will.
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: why have i been sleeping on soba noodles this whole time, calls on soba noodles
[+7] u/freehouse_throwaway: the tons of CAR puts gain porn on the front page is one of those rare instance where WSB wins
[+7] u/Retaining-Wall: Getting my ass kicked by a cold. This is a rough one.
[+7] u/Liminal_Aspect: Bull because we live in post intelligence society. Money keeps pumping each paycheck with no stop in sight.
Until enough people in upper middle class incomes are fired it’s not coming down
[+7] u/crossdefaults: Saw that. So rules for soldiers not for higher ups and (very tall) their kids.
[+6] u/sl3azebag: wait why the fuck did people short INTC jesus fuck I need to leave this sub you guys are so stupid
[+6] u/sl3azebag: I remember last year when ORCL mooned like 30% and I made like 80k in two seconds. Got so bagged up I broke 2 windows and a door out of happiness.
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Someone tell this guy to shut the fuck up.
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Oh no I’m on the board 🫣 everyone can see me
[+6] u/sl3azebag: Do I just fade my meetings tmrw to get blasted tn? INTC is my job now
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: AMD beats earnings -15%s
Intel beats earnings AMD +10%
Make this retarded market make any sort of sense
[+6] u/OneDayiwillberich7: If you bought intel in the 2000s get ready to break even tomorrow
[+6] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: So many eager to sell. And it’s Friday.
Red tomorrow, war on weekend.
Panicans Monday
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Intraday puts were 1000%ers. When do calls ever do that
Just buy puts after it pumps and wait for a crashout tweet, it happens daily.
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I love you guys but I definitely don't want to look at you. And I guarantee the feeling would be mutual
[+5] u/HaveAKlondike: I predict at least 10 🤌 coming from you in the next 24 hours
[+5] u/suicidalducky: Crap..couldn't close out my TQQQ puts today (which were green) due to my dog having a medical emergency. well least my dog is still alive. stuck with an expensive pet bill..and puts that are worth less =(
[+5] u/crossdefaults: Man goo: the Vietnam war lasted 18 years. The Hundred Years War was like, really long.
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Can people stop buying fucking puts so we can actually go down
[+5] u/sl3azebag: I'm gonna open a firm that just buys everything the Mango Administration puts stakes in
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: I made money on it so it was a W
[+5] u/2keyed: At the WSB meetup they are just gonna sit at a table on their phones shitposting on the daily
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Gaslighting yourself. Happens to the best of us.
[+5] u/unpaid-astroturfer: There's 50 million americans using Amazon Music
Am I the only one legit shocked by this? Wtf?
[+5] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Bro I should of just been riding amd calls all month
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: The only thing that unites the nation is booing Roger Goodell
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: +1.7% from intraday low to tonight’s high lmfao. This market is so fucking asinine.
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: INTC really gonna hit 100 isn't it
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Took PTO tomorrow, and since I do most of my trading when I’m supposed to be working, that means I’m cash gang too. You guys can have it this week.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Mention $200 oil and SPY shows green after hours.
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: What happens next Wednesday:
Powell tanks the market or Microsoft earnings pumps the market?
[+5] u/trothechemist: Where is the retard that posted about intel puts a few days ago
[+5] u/Responsible_Arm_1394: This. They have the most interesting tech in the game and the Canadian government seems to be showing interest
[+5] u/mannycalls24: Bears really thought today was the day ahahaha another bear fake out 😂😂
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: No nukes = temporary super bullish.
[+5] u/Nice-Truck8806: the strait is heckin CLOSED! that's like downdoots for the spy!! absolutely not midnight narwal bacons my good sirs!!!
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Allow me to take you back to the year 2000. We’d made it through the Furby craze, we’d made it through Y2K, and a young me was on that PlayStation hype. That year, a man named Mystikal would yell in a cocaine-induced rage about various topics over a twangy, bouncy beat that had an undeniable Southern flavor—but he would mostly shout about the pussy.
Step into the time machine: https://youtu.be/c88Z9pwSyqs
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Car short interest 88% with 0.93 days to cover does that mean we have another short squeeze coming soon? 👀
[+5] u/wrongrobertpatrick: and QCOM gets zero love lol
[+5] u/CalmEntrepreneur884: Made 100% profit today on SPY puts
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I thought the wsb meet up was a joke
[+14] u/DrSigns: DOTCOM crash 2.0 imminent
[+14] u/f0xinaround: I hope that all of y'all heal from the things you don't talk about. Life's fuckin crazy.
[+13] u/Gom_KBull: **BREAKING**: The Strait is Clopen!
[+13] u/Mr_Gain_: Its a shame that having kids and buying a house is an unaffordable luxury these days
[+12] u/Confident-Window4928: So 🥭 is continuing to pile troops and ships near Iran… and every time we get escalation news the market dumps… but you’re going all in on the ATH? Hard to feel sorry for these greedy bulls
[+11] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Sitting here with 100% cash watching the bull market do its thing against $106 Brent.
This is where you feel FOMO.
[+11] u/drytexterfinalboss: The market has become a caricature of itself devoid of any logic or sense
[+11] u/OrganicBirthday107: I sold 10k shares of Intel at 18.56. Someone call 911 please!
[+10] u/Mr_Gain_: The best place to trade is the straight of hormuz. Im going there myself and my entry will depend on ships and not candles anymore. Its real time data WFH - Work from Hormuz
[+10] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Entering the 2nd month of the 3-day special combat operation.
[+10] u/Damandalorianway: the fomo i feel for having paper handed my 1k shares of intel at 19.50 is making me suicidal
[+9] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Don't be a stupid bear like me... Bulls win more often.
[+9] u/Mr_Gain_: Theres a live feed in the straight of hormuz that we can watch instead of trading on dumb tweets and candle sticks you can trade on actual ships crossing
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: So the national debt is at $39 trillion now. I guess I knew it was over 30 trillion but didn't know it's about to jump over 40. Calls it is!
[+8] u/CEO-of-SOXL: I’m from the future. Spy hits 590 this year. Bye
[+8] u/Memento_mori9608: I’m getting some serious AMD fomo, nvda has been a limp dick for the past 6 months
[+8] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: We’re getting distribution at the highs. Can definitely go higher but this is not looking good long term.
[+8] u/winston511: I bought LMT because I thought military defense would be a good safe haven during these times. AMA.
[+8] u/sonofalando: The Japanese were flying airplanes into aircraft carriers and y’all can’t even handle $7 gas🤡
[+8] u/Nebora10: Remember: Everyone on these discussion SUCKS at trading, if they were good they wouldn't be posting here, they'd be getting scammed by femboys in Thailand.
[+8] u/kodaksdad2020: Hey, there’s a bubble
[+7] u/_hopkins: So META decides to layoff 10% employees but would let them know only on May 20. Psychos
[+7] u/Kickboy21: Im bullish on RDDT earnings next week. I did zero research other than the fact that im here every fucking day
[+7] u/Eiiiights: We're gonna need that bikini haul video, playa.
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Held $30k of MSFT calls that expire tomorrow. I'm sleeping a little better than what it was end of day
[+6] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: I'm up 47.73% YTD, but seeing some of the stocks that I've sold running up by 100% or so is making me feel FOMO like shit.
By the way, I don't touch margin/options, this is just from trading.
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Many of you bought puts and it shows lmao
[+6] u/Butter_Ball22: My moves tomorrow are depositing 93% of my days winnings so those assholes can’t steal it. Get fucked RH! 🖕
[+6] u/xxkupkakexx: circuit breaker
green by open
theta gang
no matter which one you pick....the fries go in the bag, until theres no more oil to fry the fries
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: DOJ arrest soldier for betting $33k on Maduro's removal and winning $400k out of it on polymarket.
How regarded do you think that the every govt agent isn't using a microscope on polymarket for insider betting?
[+6] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: Brah.
Could the insider trading in this admin be anymore obvious? Even the TROOPS are in on it lol.
[WTF](https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15760675/special-forces-maduro-arrested-placed-bet.html?ico=comment-anchor#comments)
Troop ARRESTED for placing a bet on Maduro raid on Polymarket ahead of time. CMTSU.
[+6] u/Load-Final: Damn, the volume on SOXS is insanity
[+5] u/Double_Persimmon_789: What are the odds we are green tomorrow?
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: VM is in the slanmer
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: The only thing that can stop $amd is a good earnings report with reasonable guidance.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Somehow Intel is at all time highs meanwhile every single SAAS and cybersecurity company out here getting donkey punched in the 🍆
It’s a funny old world we live in
[+5] u/DingleJingle_: Wtf does Japan have to be happy about?
[+5] u/Bagholder147: The Administration has made a fortune with intel.
[+5] u/jersey856: Tomorrow Donnie will announce that he’s obliterating Iran, and it’s 100 million people, unless they agree to a deal between 4-6 Tuesday.
3 for $5 tacos
3 for $10 strait hormuz shots
BOGO nepotism
Meme coins as always undervalued! Get em while you can. Straight to the moon right after your ars.
*this message is brought to you buy the Israel lobby
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Uhhh. Guys? Why did someone buy 3.2 mil in 3 week spy puts at 670?
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Short tsla after spacex ipo.
This is financial advice of the highest regard.
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: The 710 rejection is very concerning for Bull
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Everything is running. I don't have enough cash to catch them all.
[+5] u/S_OAC: Phuck it, tired of FOMO. Gonna buy some AMD calls for 0dte and at least experience the stress from this community firsthand.
[+5] u/DaydreamsOnDabs: “Grandma?! You seeing this right now?!”
[+5] u/SteveStacks: I have made money but all I can think of is funbling SOXL, was such a core play.
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: i think we just live with hormuz closed now shit is fucked
[+5] u/log1ck1717: I had a choice to buy intel, netflix, and lulu and I bought lulu
[+5] u/ACiD_80: Feels good to be right, see yah later $INTC haters.
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: AMD poots but im scared its gonna squeeze me
[+5] u/AdditionalActuator81: They trapped so many bears today.
[+5] u/ajr901: I have this conviction that the serious oil shock is coming and prices are going to skyrocket. But I’m being a little bitch afraid to full port into calls.
[+5] u/TheLegendOfSteven: Holy crap. Call options on Intel are going to be up a trillion percent at open
[+5] u/Alone_Education_2530: He genuinely just called him Bibi Netanyahu.
[+5] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Idk why people are beating themselves up over Intel, who’s buying calls on earnings for a stock that never moves.
It was an absolutely long-shot move
[+31] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: The year is 2032.
President Trump has agreed to extend the ceasefire for another 2 weeks. The markets rally 3% on the news.
The markets have returned YOY gains of 150% every year since 2026, mostly on the back of ceasefire extensions every week or two.
The strait is still closed. Oil is $37,000 per barrel.
[+15] u/ssralf: When it's april 24th and you're still the fool
[+12] u/prana_fish: $INTC - bro, you can trust us with Elon and the magical Terafab --> +20%
$NVDA - here's $1 trilly cold hard cash we made in a single quarter --> -5%
[+12] u/YTLupo: The amount of trading they do out of the oval office is fucking nuts
[+12] u/McKoijion: The US is out of offensive ammo. Trump used over half of the US's entire missile stockpile in just the first 8 weeks of war. The remaining munitions are earmarked for defense. They're supposed to protect Ukraine, Israel, the Gulf States, South Korea, Japan, and most importantly the US homeland itself. There's nothing left to attack Iran with unless Trump is willing to compromise on domestic security. He's already redirected some of the weapons that were supposed to protect the US to Israel. This is why Trump keeps pushing for some sort of ceasefire. The US needs time to build more ammo.
Meanwhile, Iran has only launched a small fraction of its drone and missile stockpile. There's fewer missile launchers left, but that just means more missile for the ones that the US wasn't able to destroy already (for example, because they were well protected by mountains.) Shahed drones are self-propelled. They take off from the ground or off the back of trucks.
Not only does this mean Iran can easily hit any target it wants in the Middle East now because there's not enough interceptors to stop their drone swarms, it means the US is extremely vulnerable to attack from any other country on the planet. South Korea, Japan, and Taiwan especially haven't been this exposed in decades. This was a disaster a month ago already, but it's gotten much worse since then.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/us/politics/iran-war-cost-military.html
[+11] u/No_Stand5622: WSB just data center bots talking to each other.
[+11] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # VM THE TYPE OF GUY TO GET BANNED AFTER ONE DAY LMAOOO
[+11] u/Weekly_One8412: Once Trumps presidency is done, INTC will go to $0.50 cents
[+11] u/wyudtix: A shoe company pivoted to AI and there are talks of data centers in space yet some people still think we're not in a bubble
[+9] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Just found out chegg is bankrupt
[+9] u/NOKIABUMPS69: You’ll more than likely die a virgin
[+8] u/oldsguy65: Lunch was seven hours ago and I'm still trying to figure out why I paid $19 for a mediocre sandwich and a bag of chips.
[+8] u/TequilaTrader: Blow off top- tomorrow
[+7] u/KYEEZY98: Lowkey Michael Burry just got lucky. If the Fed dropped rates earlier 08 recession probably doesn't happen until 10 years after the fact
[+7] u/NOKIABUMPS69: Spy sub 700 tomorrow
[+7] u/uncsucks: What are you doing step futes
[+7] u/Effective_Put_5209: My single SPY 700 put for May 15th is holding up the whole market.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Some shit always happens during the weekend, futures on Sunday are red, but then magically make a reversal on Monday. I'm expecting this to happen again, but this time, I'll inverse myself, and therefore, it will not happen this time.
[+6] u/Old-Confusion1766: You should've brought for next week homie. They're reporting earnings on the 29th
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: Take the week off and chill bro 🫡
[+6] u/Toothlesskinch: Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens!
[+6] u/Squidysquid27: How long is this mattress/furniture store going to keep this sign up saying "Everything must go! 90% off everything!!!"
Its been like 5 years bro
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: RIP VisualMod 4/21/2026 - 4/23/2026 GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE
[+6] u/Professional_Con_007: What the fuck happened now can I get one good night sleep a year iydm
[+5] u/broncocannon: Zero sugar tea at Sheetz no excuse to be fat fellas
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: X-energy ipo should be interesting
[+5] u/Adept-Opportunity891: Advanced Money…Donator? I’ve been long AMD 10 years and days like these are what it’s all about
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: I’m going to do something absolutely psychotic and you can’t stop me!
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: Holy shit a red day???? They exist??? Hahaha buls are fukt!!!!!
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Afghans in Congo! My parlay just hit! LFG!
[+5] u/rcantu314: Semis gonna carrry tomorrow
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: So now SAAS is back?
[+5] u/Aware-Travel6743: I am gloriously fucked for past 10 years. I'm officially accepting I am a regard. It's been 2 steps forward and 5 steps backward.
[+5] u/gomper: My average cost on INTC is 21
But i was red on my position for a long time so as soon as i saw some green last year I sold over 50% of my position
I didnt trust the green and now id be fucking rich if I hadn't sold so much
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: SPY 630 is back on the tabe. The damage has been done and if this goes on for a few more days it is game over.
[+5] u/buffAmumupls: I can't afford condoms anymore 😅
[+5] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: Sorry I didn't hear that, I am busy holding MSFT bags.
[+5] u/SHOW_COCK_PASS_CPA: We laughed at Intel Guy for he told the truth. He was just early
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: I'm not a bag holder, I'm a long term investor
[+5] u/Hubert000: bulls have a 7000 point lead on bears.
[+22] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Isaac Newton: "I like them bitches thic af"
Assistant: "But Sir Newton, we can't write that"
Isaac Newton: "Then write this - The greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction"
[+14] u/cannythecat: Selling everything tomorrow, we're at ATH and I'm not holding shit through the weekend when 🥭plans to bomb Iran again.
[+12] u/radishr: They're eating the calls! They're eating the tendies!
[+11] u/RealNerwel: YTD loss around 160k looks like im working at wendys, good bye WSB
[+11] u/BoostMobileGuy: Are we finally have a deep red day tomorrow?
[+10] u/egauifan: Are AI companies fucked? Deepseek reduces compute needed and is like what x10-50 times cheaper?
[+9] u/zeusbox: Glad that regard bot is dead flooding more slop in to this already slop filled site.
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Arabian nights
Like Arabian days
More often than not
Are hotter than hot in a lot of good ways
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i like gen z, they call each other kings. 💯
[+8] u/Medium_Proof7304: Intel gonna see a huge sell off at open
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: Bullrfuk coming back is a recession indicator 😭😭
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: We need to limit the amount of money individual people or even families can have.
Case in point: Any individual with a lot of money.
🥭 🍈 RFK, the Dupont from Foxcatcher. Aside from money, are any of these people really who you'd want to be when you grow up?
Fuckin weirdos.
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Funny how open and shoot to kill seem mutually exclusive…
[+7] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Lemme guess 711.90 by 11 am and then chop all day?
[+7] u/spwath: Trump is literally sharing chatGPT ass posts we are cooked!!!!
[+7] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: It's not that this place is ded, it's that it's filled with lurkers...
[+7] u/mackey88: Escalation after close
[+7] u/spwath: The thing is I am fucking smart smarter than everyone I know. The problem is I am also fucking dumb
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: “DON’T RUSH ME” 😂 this is not what you want at McDonald’s Donnie, this is a fucking war.
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: you miss 💯 percent of the shots you dont take
[+6] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: I was fucking this gal tonight and after I noticed an Ethiopian Bible. She then told me none of the dinosaur bones we have ever found are real....fuck is she talking about? Lol
[+6] u/Global-Layer6530: It's just 1 guy spamming it
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Futas are hot and red or something. Futas are futing!
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Pls tell me Netflix will be good tomororw
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: SPY 717 tomorrow. Just sounds right.
[+5] u/I-N00b-hi: ARM SNDK ready for ATH leading up to earnings
[+5] u/Jake-And-The-Fatman: Is Friday ceasefire day or escalation day?
[+5] u/Threebridges2: Do you all ever think about how regarded most of you are? Most of you degenerates are cosplaying as some Jordan Belfortesque fantasy on here, spending hours a day refreshing and circle jerking about making and losing the same $100 you put in. Creaming yourselves any time there’s some minuscule change one way or the other. Get out of here. Touch grass. Make some friends. Be with your families.
Nothing ever happens.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Why everyone hating on oracle? What did I miss?
[+5] u/True_Butterscotch362: How do I keep missing out on the plays that make ya rich?
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Really debating between rddt puts and calls for this earnings. Feel like it'll just go up, but I'm always wrong
[+5] u/tortu995: It makes zero sense for micron to trade below 1000, that's 10x foward which should be the absolute worst bear case and still a dirt cheap multiple when you compare the rest of the ai complex. I mean why would cpu names trade at +25/30x foward and memory at 5x it makes no sense (today, years ago it was different). In reality they should trade at no more of a 20/25% discount to cpu names. A 20x foward multiple puts micron at $2000.
[+5] u/ConstantSpace5809: Prince Ali, as you can see, is only a gay bear
[+5] u/liamk182: CAR to $60 or less and I'll be rich
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: You really think it's gonna collapse that hard? This is gonna whipsaw between 600 and 150 for a while.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: how rich are intel weeklies call holders
[+5] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: Looks like I'm getting 100 shares of AMD called away. At least I have 300 left. Didn't think it would keep running
[+5] u/Crazy-Being7729: Shoutout to the Hasbro post, got a nice little bit of green on otherwise red day
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Had a ton SOXL at $25 and let it all go at $30, jesus christ.
[+5] u/AuraCollecter: Banbet! MSFT 424 1 day
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: Pos spy needs to dump
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Poors are depressing to be around. They have too many problems money can solve.
[+5] u/slytythesneakyguy: Somebody from an unknown number called asking about the 400k margin I’ve spent on calls that expired worthless. I blocked their number and deleted Robinhood. Remember kids, there’s nothing they can do about you losing all their fake money.. Block number + delete app = never needing to care about it ever again.
[+5] u/Blacksin01: Been buying Intel since Jan 2025. My nips are so hard right now. I was really banking on a china us conflict to drive the price up.
[+9] u/Zeus_Thinks: Another week of market pumping on false claims of peace talks but I’m here for it
[+8] u/BepisHasAutism: I’m glad VM is shutdown, it’s cringe
[+8] u/bullrfuk: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
[+8] u/_pout_: So we keep talking about enriched uranium as the purpose of this war and we have yet to actually take it.
The propaganda machine isn't even trying.
[+7] u/bullrfuk: Bears: "we want a red day"
Market: "the best I can do for you is a flat day or a slightly green day"
[+7] u/Hodgey91: So from my conversations with pals last night, a few of them admitted to using butt plugs, these are straight men…Am I being too vanilla about this?
[+7] u/bullrfuk: Remember that one Fed meeting where JPow showed up with an iPad with its logo visible and AAPL immediately pumped LMAO
[+7] u/UsernameTaken_123: Advanced Money Destroyer now Advanced Money Donator
[+7] u/bullrfuk: bag = []
bag.append("Fries")
print("Bag contains:", bag)
Bag contains: ['Fries']
[+6] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Buying more amd puts tmr morning
[+6] u/Wishforgains: generational crash coming
[+6] u/Nagalavonpelt: Let’s pamp it boys! We always pump on no news, shit we pump on bad news
Stonks only go up, let’s take it to all time highs 😁
[+6] u/Ostermousee: I hit a 950% gain on $300 today but whenever I drop $4000 I lose 100%
[+5] u/omnitricks: I wish I believed in nana
[+5] u/BigBasedGrifter69: BREAKING AXIOS: Strait of Hormuz open only to Celsius fueled ships
[+5] u/bullrfuk: How do baldies feel when they watch shampoo commercials? LMAO
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: advanced money donator
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: WSB regards meeting up in NYC
[+5] u/lechimpanzeu: So Intel is 80 because fairies?
[+5] u/bendraw: Heartbreak feels good in a place like here.
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: PLTR is the only stock down a little that is crucial to the global digital surveillance state and your enslavement.
Best “value” play out there lol
[+18] u/PushAble2463: Thirsty for beers today. Upvote if I should. I’ll drink the same number of beers as number of upvotes
[+12] u/knoqd_: Whoever bought Intel at the dot com peak is now up 8%
[+10] u/SouthNice7324: Fridge broken at some point and I lost $300 worth of food. But I saved $2 on electricity. It’s a bit like my trading
[+9] u/Key_Journalist_3698: "A 600% saving" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jdceeoDmQzc
Fuck me. These are the morons we have running the economy
[+9] u/BunkerRush: This pump basically solidifies the worthlessness of modern day paper currencies
[+9] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: If it wasn’t for Israel I’d be up so much
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: USO: War on
SPY: What war?
[+9] u/Superente_: I can´t believe that SPY is at 710 after all that. I am patiently waiting for this market to go to shit, but maybe it won´t happen.
Everywhere outside of the US, the warning signs are all there. Countries are preparing to slow down for the incomming Oil crises that can not be prevented anymore.
Every leading politician in Europe is saying the summer will be fucked.
[+9] u/According-Page8618: MSFT, Google, Meta & Amazon earnings on wednesday (and apple on thursday)
we will see spy 670 or 750 no inbetween
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Time to sell CC on NVDA before it goes down
[+8] u/ibetyouliketes: Ok gamblers, let's get gambling
[+8] u/SageLeaf1: Bears salivating because now we can have 600% decrease
[+7] u/Historical_Cover8133: Lost 5k on INTC puts. Nana pegged me unlubed.
[+7] u/SxeySteve: But everything he says is the opposite of reality. So nukes tomorrow at 4:01pm
[+6] u/Coopalooper25: Praying for that amd dump soon
[+6] u/Anal_holocost: Should I be 🏳️🌈 and sell my INTC shares now for 74% profit? It's muy goto long term investment but I really believe the market is gonna crash 🤔
[+6] u/DonCenote: Aren’t we supposed to be in the middle of an indefinite cease fire?
[+6] u/Superente_: The damage has been doen and it will get worse every day. The market will go to shit at some point. But that can also take another quarter.
[+5] u/glutathionegod: Didn’t go to the casino today. Can you regards fill me in on why we might go red tomorrow?
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: This lack of people here tonight has to be some sort of signal. Have we reached maximum FOMO frothiness (no clear opportunity people are thinking about and people being to beaten to do any more puts)?
May be time to get bear curious
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: NFL draft tonight. Prepare for people to get angry lol
[+5] u/RunsaberSR: So lemme get this Strait...
We still aren't caring about Iran now? All ER euphoria etc for 2 weeks, right?
[+5] u/vayjining: Oh my lanta I just saw NANA flash before my eyes with that 10$ drop
[+5] u/yyn1999: AVIS was the greatest SHORT in history
[+5] u/yeedub: Anyone sold naked covered calls on amd ?
[+5] u/Equivalent-Quail138: What's dumber than placing one obvious insider trade on a prediction market?
Answer: Placing 13 obvious insider trades on a prediction market
If you're going to do fraud, do billions of it or they'll make an example out of you
[+15] u/AdCritical5383: Sometimes I use big words to make myself sound more thermodynamic. 💅
[+12] u/kolovod: Looking a month ahead, bol case:
\- Fundamentals: strong earnings from semis and hyperscalers; whole world is compute-constrained
\- Iran: there might not be a proper peace deal anytime soon, but nobody wants to go back to fighting, except Israel
Ber case:
\- Fundamentals: Saaspocalypse part 3
\- Iran: IRGC consolidated power, blockade becomes unbearable, Israel won't back out of Lebanon, Hezbollah impossible to disarm; all it takes is a match
\- Oil: it catches up with you eventually
Imo ber case stronger, so calls it is.
[+10] u/X211499Reddit: The U.S. government’s stake in Intel, acquired at $20.47 per share, is now worth approximately $35.4 billion. Nothing shady at all going on
[+9] u/mneymaker: Some crazy 1000%-1300% plays are going to be posted on that INTC play
Not mine, but i am happy for you.
Fuck you
[+8] u/hioman01: INTC is going to acquire NVDA by open at this rate
[+8] u/w8w8dont: BYND needs to announce an AI burger
[+7] u/dontslambro: It’s actually pretty incredible how the market has just held here at the ATHs
You know with all the uncertainty
[+7] u/lhb91: Feelin' POETic this morning ✍️
[+7] u/kaapooj: when did cnbc become us propaganda? they swiftly switch to spin the soldier winning hundred thousands by betting on maduro capture as a swift reaction of us authoritries lol
it is another example of nonexistent integrity in us markets
[+7] u/hayleybts: Wtf is this war shit not finishing?
[+7] u/Mahrez-: Just imagine how big the sell-off will be.
[+7] u/internetf1fan: There is one indicator I always follow. If MSFT market cap is below AAPL market cap, buy the shit out of MSFT. There is no way MSFT should ever diverge so much from AAPL.
[+6] u/MarienBean: Market not pricing in crisis anymore because 'in the end it's going to be okay' is dangerous.
SPY going for the 4th retest of 712, good possibility this is the top before correction.
I'm a bull but cash for now, if SPY actually reach new ATH i will reconsider.
In the meantime i am probably going to cry from FOMO as i'm regarded.
[+6] u/Rohat19: Europoors Assemble 🦸🏻♂️
[+6] u/_IsNull: Trump is sick of Iran and moved on to hassle UK on their digital tax.
[+6] u/InIce1234: New ATH eod.
everything bad priced in, nothing good priced in yet.
Easy win for Bull.
[+6] u/Beneficial-Tax-1776: intel dropping. red by open
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Wonder how much the psychedelic companies paid for their OWN executive order … there’s definitely a price for it and it’s probably a lot less than you’d think
[+5] u/spluff94: INTC gonna open up at +50% at this rate huh
[+5] u/tribalDruid78: Are NBIS LEAPS the play?
[+5] u/Drags_the_knee: WSB is gone, it’s just bots/clowns posting the same “bull ded ber ded Wendy’s dumpster” shit over and over again, thinking it’s still funny
[+5] u/vinnuboy09: Tomorrow definitely calls.
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: So what happens when the oil that was supposed to get somewhere doesn’t get there
[+14] u/Th4tR4nd0mGuy: Can the 🤌 guy please take his meds
[+13] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: good morning nyc
can't believe they named a street after this subreddit
https://preview.redd.it/nmtbwgzl34xg1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c90e21089ee70c891cc00613baf49df95b11831
[+12] u/oldbutterface: Blocked 🤌 guy. Tired of his 🤏 energy.
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Somebody call an ambulance for the 🤌 guy please. I am getting worried I think he is having a psychosis attack
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: I take my first shit every morning at exactly 6:22. Problem is I don’t get out of bed until 8:30ish
[+6] u/Certain-Activity733: Now what do you think Sarah Silverman thinks about this whole quagmire?
[+6] u/NonsensicalWorries: "No crying at the casino." Okay where do I go cry?
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: I love this new narrative of "we are firing people because our ai advancements are sooooo good"
We are about to get mega rugged lmao
[+6] u/BFox1982: Colt 45 and two zig zags, baby that's all we need.
[+5] u/pseudo_rockstar: Bers were so cocky yesterday lmao
[+5] u/UnivalveX: 3 hours left for market open and 2 hours for "unconfirmed" Axios report to pump the market
[+5] u/Haikoe: Oil gonna go bonkers today
[+5] u/rsanchan: Bro, I don't complain, but this market doesn't make sense anymore. I'm regarded and I'm making money, so it must be a trap.
[+5] u/muny_jordan: im not wrong im just early
[+5] u/UnivalveX: Polymarket should open a daily prediction market on who will trigger the bogus premarket pump for the day:
- Truth Social tweet
- Unconfirmed Axios report
- Pakistani official
[+5] u/Donalds_Lump: Atop the John Deere
Cutting grass and chaffing ass
Green clippings haunt me
[+5] u/SchPeti: Intel almost +30% in premarket. Holy shit. This day is historical
[+5] u/claytondpark: Why the fuck is nvda not participating in this ridiculous semi pump???
[+5] u/Deep-Ad-8525: Who the fuck set an eps at 0.02
[+5] u/Horcsogg: Cmon bulls ffs, we need to win today!
[+10] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: That’s ok I didn’t need the money anyways the humiliation of losing all my money in the most bullish run of all time is all I needed anyways ty
[+9] u/jda823: 🥭 probably thinks the market is high enough to get away with a little bombing
[+9] u/Electrical-Falcon-90: Bank of England said stocks are too high and will come down soon
Calls
[+8] u/HooplahTiger: I sold 97 AMD shares @ 100 and bought 31 shares back at $161, AMA
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: guys im getting FOMO
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: AMD 🚀
But i got none of it
[+6] u/iwalkingRedFlagxd: Wow everything wins except nvda calls lol gg
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: someone swatted the spamming guy lmao
[+6] u/WorkingHorror99: A 28% drop? Maybe you should get some puts
[+5] u/A55BAG: INTC bulls can call it a year and watch this shit from the sidelines now 🤣
Congrats!
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Buying Intel today after breaking a 20 year top should be considered an extreme sport
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: So am i the only one loosing money here
[+5] u/DeezCodeNutz: It's ok, she hasn't thought about you either.
[+5] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: CAR bagholders show yourselves unless liquidated
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Zero point to "invest" in anything but tech
[+5] u/Immsooohungggg: Advanced Money Destroyer ❌
Advanced Money Dispenser ✅
[+5] u/MrRutin: so if i bought Intel yesterday almost at ATH in one day i would done better than grandmas boy that Yolod with actuall DD and lost alot LOOOL
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Time to call bullshit on all this AI pump. Trillions added in market cap that cannot be justified. They might pump this further just for the reality to hit harder. Something smells really bad
[+5] u/New_Sport_8490: Does anyone know any architects and civil engineers? I’d like to get a group together to start planning conversions of abandoned data centers to public housing. Would like to get ahead of the curve.
[+5] u/Bitter-Refuse-8623: But if you go back to 1995 and got in at $4 you would be doing pretty good
[+5] u/TargetDreams: Looks like we are going to have a green day but.i hope we don’t 🐻