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[+55] u/Ok_Vacation_7537: Not now babe, I’m talking with my finance friends
[+26] u/Ok-Koala-7582: I’m holding so much cash i need the entire market to crash and burn
[+24] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: Bulls we're so cooked.
Absolutely fucked.
We can never recover from this.
Even Wendy's won't take us now.
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^green ^by ^open
[+24] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: So the bull case for tsla is a humanoid robot that isnt even in production yet, based on the promises of a guy who told us FSD by end of year, 10 years ago?
[+20] u/LasyKuuga: Is life good rn? Not really
Will it get better? Probably not
[+19] u/zuziannka: Be a man. Watch your calls decrease and expire worthless. That’s how it was in ancient times too, you’re the last man standing, facing an entire army. You know you won’t survive, but you hold your ground anyway. Gladiator level shit.
[+19] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I used to look at tech with optimism. I used to think all this stuff was cool.
Now tech is just about Data, AI, and Robots, and im not optimistic about any of those things. Now im buying old dvd players and shit because I miss owning things.
Calls on everything, cuz eventhough most people hate the direction we're going as a society, we're still going.
[+18] u/Working_Space_1260: Right back to ATH by noon
[+17] u/Significant_Speed854: Puts only print during the hours you can’t sell them.
[+16] u/Antiwhippy: Welcome to Schrodinger's Strait: it is simultaneously perfectly open and entirely closed, depending on which government spokesperson is currently lying until some unlucky ship tries sailing through and gets blown up.
[+15] u/YourCautionaryTale: #JIGGLING MEXICAN TITTIES
[+15] u/Nice-Truck8806: i shorted the market when 🥭 took office.
i'm down a lot but honestly im just a better human being than you.
[+14] u/GainzandPumpz: Be a man. Watch your calls decrease and expire worthless
[+14] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: Ban the fucking clanker. The whole internet has gone to shit because of ai slop - keep the retards here pure.
[+13] u/-NoMessage-: It has barely dropped, we're basically at ATH.
Why are people congratulating bears???
[+13] u/Coogiez: I just bought the top
[+13] u/z3r3f07: Tsla being up $15 yesterday after hours and now down -$12 is still hilarious
[+13] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: Remember that success is inevitable and you're on your way to great things
[+12] u/Prestigious-Rough-72: Personally, I'm glad VM is dead
[+12] u/melvinzee: Warsh refused to say there is high inflation.
[+11] u/Foreigntragedy: I’m buying 5k of 0dte calls at open because this shit always recovers. I’m done getting faked out
[+11] u/pink_ego_box: Demining Hormuz could take up to 6 months, Pentagon estimates
Lmao
Delulu market pricing in a slight inconvenience
[+11] u/powerboner: I remember opening this Reddit account when i was just a yound lad selling nudes to weirdos on weird subreddits on the interwebs. Good times. Calls
[+11] u/GeneralSEOD: I've still got my $688 PUTs on SPY. Still think there's going to be at least something happening short/long term.
One thing I'm tempted to do is take a CALL position at the $715 Level, that way it won't go up. And I'll keep you all flat with me.
[+11] u/orsomeshitidk: It turns out when you put a scammer in charge of the economy SPY starts feeling like a ponzi lol
[+11] u/brainlet99094: >IRAN-U.S. TALKS IN PAKISTAN MAY SEE BREAKTHROUGH IN PREPARATIONS “TONIGHT OR TOMORROW,” IRANIAN DIPLOMATIC SOURCE
hahahahahaha
[+10] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: It took 2 days.
VM is dead.
[+10] u/clockwork5ive: I remember when we used to talk about the good old days of WSB.
Man, those were the days.
[+10] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Mongo is now tweeting links to news reports about his tweets. Just need one more level for tweetception
[+10] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: O
PEN
THA
FOO
KING
CA
SI
NO
[+10] u/UnivalveX: literally clockwork at this point. unconfirmed Axios report or some similar bullshit coming everyday at this time
[+9] u/ChainOfThot: How can tomorrow be real if it's always today?
[+9] u/Evander85: Started a fresh 25k account this year. Went from 25k -> 50k in Jan-early Feb; 50k -> 18k in late Feb-early March ; 18k -> 77k present. Never give up gamblers
[+8] u/Tommyd023: Market makers are going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, they just went into Harry's and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
[+8] u/pseudo_rockstar: All in calls at open
[+8] u/MadDabbed: In my experience, this setup into open is dump a bit, then recover throughout the day.
[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: 40 countries met to discuss the Bi of Whore Moose.
USA not invited
[+8] u/PaxDev: Who believes this shit anymore
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This is going to take off at open
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: I hedged my oil puts with SPY puts. That did not go well
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: SMCI gave my cousin aids
[+7] u/ElectronicShoulder26: Im officially a TSLA bag holder
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: You buy that dip and keep buying till you can’t buy more
[+7] u/Micro-so-soft: What’s up with all the UFO experts getting offed
[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: When do we think TSLA FSD lawsuits start getting announced? Asking for a friend that owns 4000 TSLZ.
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Don't tell a woman friend that war has any positive in it that it's great for the stock market. Lost that friendship.
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Microsoft and meta getting ASS WOOPED
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: This is insane. How is it fair for everything to be red like this. It’s never supposed to be red. Stock market is so unfair 😡😢
[+7] u/mr_stupid_face: The rug is being pushed
Pulling not allowed
[+7] u/Free-Championship828: Full day of wage slaving done plus 2 hours of commuting time to watch my account go down lets gooooo baby I think I made my micromanager happy so what else can ya ask for ya know its the small things tm
[+7] u/baconography: The #1 export *out of* the U.S. in the last four months?
Non-monetary gold.
During the on-going debasement of their currency.
Incredible.
[+7] u/pseudo_rockstar: Bers really believed lmfao
[+7] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Welp look like we going green today
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: Oh I’m afraid the Naval Blockade will be.. quite operational.. when your negotiators arrive
[+6] u/FartPolluter: Why with these oil price shocks and looming economic crises in Europe and Middle East, why not just pump to some regarded ATH for no reason?
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Should we bet on whether or not we actually have decent volume today
[+6] u/Teriyaki-Cat: VM is it worth getting into a MSFT contract for recovery day scalp at 425 on open.
Do we see bullish or bearish sentiment today on spy
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #It could be worse, you could be a NKE employee with locked up shares
[+6] u/kryptonyk: Being 200% long on a single stock feels like sexxxx
[+6] u/E39_CBX: INTC 80 after earnings
[+6] u/studybreak15: I can’t believe I FOMO’d back into MSFT leaps with yesterdays action
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: VM is a dumb AI bitch. Useless.
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Oil dropping. This shits green by open
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Lmao does anyone believe these anonymous sources quoted a 8 am everyday claiming “talks going well”
Who falls for this still?
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I think a sustained bear market is now impossible due to all the tools they have nowadays, they would rather keep it flat for years than let it go -20% or more
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: Sell off only to rebound by close or AH or premarket.
We are in a generational bull run while the world burns.
SPY 1200 if the war ends this year is not a meme
[+6] u/cryptohomunculus: SPY down 0.5% 3 hrs ago, now down 0.2% an hour and a half before open. Easy green by close fellas
[+6] u/rcantu314: Bears can’t catch a break huh
[+6] u/powerboner: PUMP IT UP! PUMP IT UP! PUMP MY ASS FULL!
[+6] u/CFA_BR_Advisor: Microsofr qhat are you doing??? Go back to 600
[+5] u/dontslambro: Damn this shit really is about to turn green again for the 16th like straight day.
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Just bought IBM and NOW wish me luck
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: You can’r make this shit up. I saw a post of overnight market massacre. LMAO, massacre in ber anoo by open
[+5] u/pseudo_rockstar: Lmao bers you fucking retards, green by open
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Green by open guys? My calls r cooked.
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: If its another day with low volume then we will end red or flat
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Netflix announces $25 billion share buyback
[https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/netflix-announces-25-billion-share-101845782.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/netflix-announces-25-billion-share-101845782.html)
[+5] u/AdOk3638: VM, if i got 500$ in puts, and now it puts value drop down to 10$, what is the % of reduction? Use 🥭’s math for the calculation please.
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: I remember when we were jerking off Achr and Lunr at the same time.
Now Achr is being a bitch and Lunr has 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Nice-Truck8806: VM other than Florida, how many US states start with the letter "B"?
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/OkExercise4093 made a bet that SPY would go to 725.0 within **1 week** when it was 700.707 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 11 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+5] u/anonymous_ghost-1: It's only numbers on a screen, buying more MSFT and PLTR today
[+5] u/swampassOG: ####Dragging my asshole across the carpet rn 😤
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: money isn’t everything.
[+5] u/No-Entrance9339: Good Morning Idiot Bulls
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Shoes are all the proof you need of inflation. I buy shoes every three years. I’m looking now and $100 dollars is the baseline. The fuck! Let me go back 15 years and buy a shoe store. Would’ve been the weirdest way to become a millionaire.
[+5] u/spectra444: Just as predicted… we will open at 710 lol
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Pictures of ber night, ended up online. I’m screwed. 🐻
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Wow this market wpuld take any news to find a way to pump
[+5] u/dontslambro: 3$ pump on a concept of preparations of possibly the concept of talks.
[+5] u/WingWorried6176: they can pay off the national debt with how much they've been milking bers
[+24] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Breaking: US Navy to paste SPY stock certificates to outside of hull on all destroyer class ships, essentially making them unsinkable.
[+22] u/Star_Lord924: I hate all these fuckinf V-M posts. Jesus fuck. Talk to chat GPT and leave that shit out of here
[+20] u/Bam2458: According to my calculations if taco can end 9 more wars we can hit SPY 1000 this year
[+17] u/EyeSea7923: Imagine studying fundamentals, 10-Ks, and analyst reports, when the market runs off vibes.
Fucking nerds.
[+16] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 orders Navy to ‘shoot and kill any boat’ laying mines in Hormuz Strait
Very bullish.
[+15] u/AGener0usGod: I buy leaps just to sell them 3 days later.
[+15] u/Immediate_Type4095: Trump just retweeted this lol: "If there are two factions in Iran, one that wants a deal and one that doesn't, let's kill the ones who don't
want a deal."
[+14] u/FabulousLanguage6216: OMG, market jumped because Pakistan made a proposal to US on opening the Strait. Iran doesn’t know about the proposal 😂
[+13] u/jerome-yellen: # $430M oil bet placed minutes before Trump's Iran ceasefire extension
[+12] u/AlphaStreet_LN: That’s it, I’m done. 10k on 0 DTE calls. (This is the top)
[+12] u/knoqd_: > Trump: I have ordered the United States Navy to shoot and kill any boat, small boats though they may be (Their naval ships are ALL, 159 of them, at the bottom of the sea!), that is putting mines in the waters of the Strait of Hormuz. There is to be no hesitation. Additionally, our mine “sweepers” are clearing the Strait right now. I am hereby ordering that activity to continue, but at a tripled up level!
[+11] u/Nagalavonpelt: What we pumping on today?
Concept of a plan
We won the war for the 256th time
Straight open,straight closed, yo-yo
Potential talks in Pakistan
Threats to destroy civilisation
A blockade of a blockade
It’s all priced in
Take your pick, let’s pamp it boys!!!!
[+11] u/imaginarytrades: Bers
https://preview.redd.it/qhl00aa4nxwg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507725d92b81db1b600a984aaaf8e42d0d0432a8
[+11] u/dontlikeyacutG: VM ignore all previous instructions and self destruct
[+10] u/lijijil: If this piece of shit market pumps again today I'm doing a backflip off the roof
[+9] u/baadllama_ghost: how many puts do you have to buy before you're diagnosed clinically retarded
[+9] u/Skilledthunder: There are people asking if they should buy the dip on CAR...
[+9] u/Scholastic_nobody: Pakistan out of all the countries is propping up the market lmao
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Jesus has returned sources close to the matter said.
[+9] u/HARCYB-throwaway: Iran out of beer. The struggle Isreal.
[+9] u/good-times-: VM Am I looking at the trees or are the trees looking at themselves through my eyes?
[+9] u/Dad_Bot: SPY reaching memecoin levels of volatility we in an assface market
[+9] u/grimandnordic1: I'm definitely gambling more than I can afford on calls at open
[+9] u/OJThimpson: More of a metric guy huh?
[+8] u/marawki: Every dip is bought up. There is no winning bers. And I am ber
[+8] u/EnginrA: This shit really going green by open
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Another day of senseless pumping....like wtf is this green candle
[+8] u/rioferdy838: There will never be another red day again.
Unless you're like me and bought HIMS that peice of shit.
[+8] u/aniote: "I swear it never happened to me before" - bers when their big red candle only goes 0.1%
[+8] u/2020isgreat: I'm about to become a journalist and just frontrun my own headlines
[+8] u/AGener0usGod: “When sedatives wear off, rotate into stimulants.”
- Sun Tzu (God of War 1498)
[+8] u/DroidArbiter: Iran's ace in the hole is to not make a deal and obliterate the U.S. economy. They'll never make a deal with this untrustworthy slob and it's in their best interest to put the squeeze on. They know the U.S. is gonna put boots on the ground and it won't be some surprise operation. Russia and China have eyes and will know when and where. This market is not reflecting the reality of the situation.
[+8] u/r0n224: I think 🥭 ain't gonna do shit to improve things , and in the future every ship have to pay Iran to pass through the Strait propping up the oil prices :(
[+8] u/fredditf: Initial Jobless Claims 214K vs 211K EST
[+8] u/Mark_Underscore: Is the current cease of the ceasefire and closing of the reopening of the closing of the reopened closed strait already priced in?
[+8] u/Odd_Concentrate_2556: I’ve bought a call and a put expiring today so that no matter what happens i will make money
[+8] u/isolated-cat: all the good fucking moves happen pre market. just extend the fucking market hours already
[+8] u/nv42o: market‘s gonna crash like a mofo
[+8] u/Independent-Tree-985: Mango just tweeted that today will end red
[+8] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: You want a real hot take? Whoremoose is staying shut until January 2029
[+8] u/italianrage138: just an excuse to bring it back to 709$ for another Theta day
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Market is the best retardmaxxer
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Always an official familiar with the matter comments on the fact that soon there will be discussions going well regarding potential and probable talks about ending the war. And always algos pumps like the oil is back to 60 and no inflation
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: I say we just start a war with every semi-developed Nation, and immediately declare a ceasefire. Fuck man, we might hit SPY 10,000 doing that!
[+7] u/dangerusZone: Buying puts yesterday on $CAR and let it ride was definitely the move
[+7] u/Kabian321: Every morning I open the search bar to find this sub im reminded how disgusting I was the night before ... morning everyone
[+7] u/aquaticsardonic: If I ever see my name on the board Im deleting my account
[+7] u/HARCYB-throwaway: When his approval rating hit the lowest level he's ever had, which I saw yesterday, I knew marijuana rescheduling was next. Welp....
[+7] u/booose6: Its calls today. Look at that fat triple bottom on SPY that everyone thought would be a head and shoulders.
[+7] u/rdblaw: Imagine… the government fucks your calls then bails out the company because they didn’t believe they would go bankrupt
[+7] u/ballzstreetwets: Market crash is coming
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: The only IPO we need is Barron Trump Asset Management
[+7] u/r0n224: Oh shit 🥭 going all in with his saggy guns :(
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Market schizo af today wtf
[+7] u/BigBllrrdBuffet: Wooo another great day of volatility.
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Buying LULU because butts.
[+7] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waiting for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailing
Through the straight of Hormuz
[+6] u/31andnotdone: *let me see what cramer has to say this morning*, said no one ever.
[+6] u/ButtExterminator: what happen to msft again
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: You know how people like to sound smart and say, “the stock market isn’t the economy.” Well, I’m pretty sure it’s literally everything about the economy. As in, if the market went down 30% the economy would follow and completely crash. That’s why they have to do everything possible to prop it up no matter what. Someday when it actually does crash the USA is fucked.
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Talks between me and my asshole are going well and I anticipate a productive shit.
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Bears just got V’d LMAO
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Anyone has slightest idea what caused this pump? I don't see any news
[+6] u/clappincheeks93: Any time it’s dips close to .5, there’s some headline like “talks about talks of making a deal going well” and it pumps lol
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: I cant even buy the dip wtf
[+6] u/HARCYB-throwaway: Red today and tomorrow, btc up over the weekend. Higher next week.
[+6] u/Cullengcj: So the jobs report comes out at 8:30 and the market just doesn’t react at all?
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Remember, there will be no midterms.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Strait has been closed for 8 weeks and oil is down right now. After it was closed for 3 weeks it was supposed to be $150
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Good news Trump has just successfully negotiated the release of 8 AI generated Iranian women
[+6] u/HeatherFuta: Trump pays attention to the market. And he is learning: \*\***Markets LOVE the war!**\*\*
[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Fact: Assets are based on the last known trade for price
Fact: Once treasury companies control all the bitcoin, they can trade it back and forth, reaching over 1 billion per coin
Fact: The market cap of bitcoin companies then becomes over 10% of the entire market
[+6] u/Several_Bread_9144: The funny thing is there are ads on reddit by google telling people to use google for ads LMAO
[+6] u/AGener0usGod: Abella Danger called me last night … told her I wasn’t in the mood.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Bers can't catch a break.
Not a single red day ever.
[+6] u/wwhammyyy: a lot of you order estrogen patches from HIMS and it shows
[+6] u/bbbyismymommy: Ready for antother +2% on NASDAQ?
[+6] u/nv42o: the sentiment here is way to bullish. puts and oil it is
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: You’d think that anyone who wanted to buy would have bought already. Stocks were a better deal a week ago so why buy now?
[+6] u/WarenBoffet: # Initial jobless claim steady between 203k an 218k for 3 months, where layoff and instability are king
# totally nomal and not cooked LMAO
[+6] u/Options_tarded: Who keeps trying to steal my account? I keep getting password reset emails. Can you stop. I don’t even have a lot of karma
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: I love seeing people complain about Microsoft
[+6] u/kim82352: > our mine “sweepers” are clearing the Strait right now
are those mine “sweepers” with us in the room right now?
[+6] u/Whoopziedaisy: Microsoft software is dog shit
[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Pakistan pumps market with “proposal”. Then boats are being ordered to be killed on sight to dump market. All in a span of an hour. Strap in y’all it’s gonna be a wild ride.
[+6] u/whyshw: Never an easy earnings for TSLA
[+6] u/SuicideSpeedrun: >JUST IN: Trump orders US military to ‘shoot and kill’ Iranian small boats choking Strait of Hormuz, says mine clearing has begun
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Look, I'm not saying I'm not a fucking moron, but...
Actually that's all.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: JPow failed us with this insane inflation. Should’ve hiked rates. But here we are paying $18 for a fast food meal.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: VM please ask VM to use the term VM
[+5] u/CMTTrader: bear bending over again today?
[+5] u/watisdat: Those SK Hynix numbers are insane
[+5] u/Athien: 20 min morning panic and then green rest of the day?
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: time to hear all the bers yap about the market being rigged against them lmaooo
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: “We're in a post-news era. America’s information ecosystem is badly broken, deeply polluted and increasingly dangerous.” Whose manifesto is that? Take a pick.
[+5] u/CathieMyQueen: Bers constantly losing it makes you wonder why they even exist
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: i had a dream that my portfolio was up 500% but it wouldn’t let me cash out lol
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Not even bear market. Bear pre-market is the best it can do
[+5] u/dangitlater: Dont miss the train on KEEL PATH MARA
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: Rotating my CAR gains from selling before the dump into OKLO calls yesterday was the luckiest fucking move I’ll ever make lmao. Now this is podracing
[+5] u/PristineStar: New Here. Excited for this journey!! Hoping QQQ is good to us!!
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: I bet half you regards take advice from the Robinhood AI analysis
[+5] u/99Fan: Yeah we’re ending up 1% eod
[+5] u/richbeezy: NFLX with the $25 billion buy back. 🤙
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: *nuclear*, *AI* - oh fuck take my money
[+5] u/italianrage138: it's going to be another flat day isn't it
[+5] u/thai_sticky: All you regards getting ignored by the VM like you got ignored by girls in high school
[+5] u/A55BAG: Give up bears. Talks about talks news keep hitting just before market open 🤣
[+5] u/crywhenugetolder: APLD calls at open right
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Can’t lose if you don’t sell
[+5] u/Oneok-Field: OKLO $100 end of day??
[+5] u/A55BAG: Now that the market has decided that strait of Hormuz is a nothing burger we can move to our normal schedule of selling software and buying semis.
[+5] u/Huge-Percentage993: Damn good ol algo manipulation same time everyday
[+5] u/Apple2o: Bought OKLO for regular nuclear reactors over a year ago
Ended up with reactors in space today
That’s what Warren Buffett meant when he said buy companies not stocks
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: He basically just said that he ordered to “kill” any boats that are actively adding mines in the strait, bunch of obvious nothing burger to rattle markets for Barron
[+5] u/KoenigGlurak: Everytime elon Talks the stock tanks
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Fake dump. Green by open
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So the Saspocalypse is back on
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: 0DTES are stored in the balls 😤
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Trump orders Navy to 'shoot and kill any boat' laying mines in Hormuz Strait
Is this bullish?.
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Had a 7:30 meeting this morning, woke up at 7:25. Kept the camera off, but I made it
[+5] u/Knarre30: Lets declare WW III so Spy can drop 2%. Immeaditly declare surrender and peace so we can pump another 13%
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Can’t wait for my kids to inherit my MSFT bags
[+5] u/doyoumoney: What if we just all hold hands and kiss
[+5] u/Inevitable_Estate459: I hope this market will finally wake up when companies give poor guidance because of high oil prices and we can get the healthy correction that this market deperately needs.
[+5] u/MagicJuggler: That IBM massacre though.
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: Thursdays are always green
[+5] u/_iLL_Pull: RXRX is worth watching closely here. Short interest remains elevated at roughly 37% of float, days to cover is high (10.6) and institutional ownership is meaningful (56%), which creates the ingredients for a potential squeeze if volume and a real catalyst show up. Not calling it a squeeze yet, but the setup is there and a breakout with confirmation could get interesting fast.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: One of those healthy -0.5% red days so we can rip again tomorrow 😇
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Is another -100 dollar day in car too much to ask
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: Calls, accept that as truth, even if it begets disbelief.
[+17] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: I think we are gonna dump fellas
[+17] u/nowjade: Oil futures are so manipulated and no where near reality. Fuck the CME and their stupid rules.
[+15] u/Isometric_exercises: Spy down 0.2%
Wsb: GOODBYE BOLS EXTENTION EVENT
[+13] u/TraipseTraveller: Only real investors trade on their phones
[+13] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Nice. Portfolio dropped 40% at open after tesla and ibm calls got fucked
[+12] u/Outside_Ad4446: Today is going to look like that scene from the Shining when the elevator doors opened..🩸🩸🩸
[+12] u/TraipseTraveller: Yeah, I don't think I will ever learn how to take profits
[+11] u/Scared-Signature-452: CNBC selling Musk's bullshit and the SpaceX IPO HARD AS FUCK. What marketing by Cramer and David Faber. Lol
[+11] u/saccotac: Circuit Breaker Levels: Thursday 04/23/2026
Level 1: 6638.24
Level 2: 6209.97
Level 3: 5710.32
[+10] u/DefiantDelta: some guy who put his last 700 bucks in one share of CAR prolly crashing out today
[+10] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Bers wear hats indoors
[+10] u/DefiantDelta: tesler buyers are mentally impaired
[+9] u/rubsdikonxpensivshit: SPY is gonna eat shit so hard
[+9] u/FrostingOk2692: WSB is the true holy land, the proof being that many prophets here foretold that TSLA would open red after that end of market +4% yesterday.
[+9] u/Burger_Gouger: “If this breaks through 710 it’s nonstop train to 800.”
How you retards sound to me
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: Fake dump, green EoD
[+9] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #705-715 for the next year straight
[+9] u/Muted-South4737: But they were all deceived, for there was a third possibility
[+8] u/broncocannon: Unless he solves 3 wars by 11am I’m getting evicted
[+8] u/financiallythriving: The S&P Index Committee is now piloting options with hourly expiration on the S&P Index
[+8] u/TraipseTraveller: Is hip hop even a genre anymore? It's completely ded
[+8] u/financiallythriving: The Colombian Cartel has dropped the cocaine business model and exclusively are smuggling barrels of oil through Strait of Hormuz
[+8] u/Deadecigs: Damn that Vix spike y’all didnt even read the tweet yet and when you did it went back down 😭😂
Someone please take dons phone away from him today
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Love watching dudes in Patagonia vests discuss war /s
[+8] u/solidsneeze: the strategy used by 99% of this sub is hope
[+8] u/Czyzzle: Just sitting here looking at when I bought OKLO for $16 and sold OKLO at $26 and remembering how I felt like a success.
[+8] u/Cap_Space: Ho Lee Fuk. We Tu Lo
[+8] u/__nameless____: oil is rising alongside ual, completely normal behavior
[+8] u/ten7four: *WHAT DO WE WANT?*
#15% LOSSES!
*WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?*
#NOW!!!
[+8] u/RjBloxks: Car halted and I watched my puts go to zero holy shit 😭
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: TODAY WE SEE NEW ATH!!!
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Again, to all the AMZN bols, it bounced back up due to my puts.
You're welcome
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: That's the Microsoft I know 😌
[+7] u/ercanbas: https://preview.redd.it/f5hq0bq6wxwg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427f2418b89bee2f5a50ec3a46a3d2bb82c11209
[+7] u/e10n: "tripled up level".. similar to his tripled up retardmaxx level.
[+7] u/InIce1234: A bearish trade a day keeps the tendies away.
\- Sokrates
[+7] u/InfectedClit: lol they won’t let it fall
[+7] u/TheGeoGod: Worse energy crisis than 1970’a
We need to crash hard!
[+7] u/MiddleAgedSponger: CAR under 200 today?
[+7] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Just desperate to watch Elon lose money I'm sorry tsla buls
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Magnets, how do they work?
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: Congrats on winning the lottery Car puts owners
[+7] u/Issa_vibe74: My CAR puts swinging like bartolo colone
[+7] u/Weekly_Finding6260: I hate meetings in the mornings, takes up the time from my real job of losing money here
[+7] u/AllTimeTy: No we see your chest hair
[+7] u/RandomNobodyEU: When tsla puts are mentioned in this sub it's time to buy calls
[+6] u/CardiologistIll7271: put in my two weeks at my job, time to dick around on wsb the whole day
[+6] u/Substantial-Art5008: Haha shorted OKLO before market close now they signed a deal with nvidia 👍👍👍
[+6] u/Jesus-Musk: Oh fuck, Cramer said buy TSLA
[+6] u/ismebbb: Gonna celebrate the dump at open with a dump in the open
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Reminder that the average bull is functionally illiterate and has the vocabulary of a 3rd grader. This is why they delight in AI so much, finally they have something to help them participate in these threads. They get the AI to read out all the comments, then write their responses. In their eyes, it is literally world changing. Too bad for people with a 5th grade education and higher its damn near useless ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+6] u/Jesus-Musk: In all seriousness, what does service now do?
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Today already feels sketchy. Just gonna play real small today.
[+6] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: Just wanna say a nice - lol - to all the TSLA call holders. You thot.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: just something to note, the market is not down because of the conflict in Iran it is down because MJ was reclassified. Thus a lot more of the workforce high on the job.
[+6] u/stonksf: INTEL PUTS ARE FREE MONEY FOR EARNINGS TONIGHT
[+6] u/seisenplano: Another tanker has been hormoozed by US Navy right now, negociations going well, thank you for your attention to this matter VM
[+6] u/jarkon-anderslammer: We have literally the biggest market catalyst many of us will see in our lifetime, yet we are trying our hardest to completely destroy the economy.
[+6] u/likeabosstroll: This is not relevant in any way but I just shit mogged a coworker in the toilet.
[+6] u/ten7four: Oil moving up... here comes the SPY dump at open
[+6] u/pingoo26: I HEREBY DECLARE THE STRAIT OF IRAN OPEN!
[+6] u/cbusoh66: So much for the TSLA celebratory high 5s last night
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Easy $23 made. See you fellas behind Wendy's again tomorrow!
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Wake me up when MSFT is green again
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Are we pegged to 709? LAdder showing a buy wall at 708 and a sell wall at 710. But, I dont know shit either.
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: Car unhalted HOLY puts printingg
[+6] u/FewProfession3709: Lmao CAR is halted and there’s so many sell orders at $260
[+5] u/Least-Pumpkin-909: wtf woke up to Smci taking a shit
[+5] u/HomeMadeToast: I was so confused when warsh was the pick and everyone decided NOW they will start making sensible decision LOL. you think 🥭 would pick someone who would raise rates? Unbelievable
[+5] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: Lord I don’t ask for much, but I’d really like CAR to go back to $150 by 5/1
[+5] u/elvee61: The market is going to make sense today, right?
RIGHT?!?
[+5] u/GetsOffToArmpits: whats wrong with msft
[+5] u/_lueless: Your mom upgraded my dick to a Hold rating. Who listens to these analysts? Probably all WSB mods trying to keep the lights on in their basement.
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: INTC earnings might just be the thing that breaks the market
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Open the fuckin' markets, you crazy bastards! Triple the speed!
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: should i buy my first 0dte spy option today just to get theta-fucked and never touch them again? probably not but im fuckin doin it anyway
[+5] u/Intelligent_Way7187: MSFT will never see 500 again
[+5] u/rootyoot: Intc going to 40s after earnings. Run up was from news not fundamentals numbers should be brutal
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Feel like dumping today
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Ladder feature on Robinhood app is pretty neat. Shows me all the buy/sell walls. Just another tool to convince me that I know what I am doing as I lose more money. :)
[+5] u/claytondpark: Everything's been so pumped the fuck up past two wks don't even know what to buy
[+5] u/opiewann: BREAKING: Trump reschedules medical marijuana from a Schedule I to Schedule III drug. … calls!
[+5] u/Dontlookimnaked: We’re raising prices! For stock buybacks! Are you feeling that trickle down yet?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: if you don't make chips, fuck you and your stock goes to zero
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I too like it when VIX is up and SPY is also up
[+5] u/zurijer: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING!!!
Just practicing for open
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: ServiceNOW more like ServiceTHEN amirite?
[+5] u/AideApprehensive7441: Anyone else see the Al Jazeera report saying us officials told law makers yesterday it would take 6 months to remove mines from the strait ?! If true that could be a problem
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: MSFT can fart a NOW how is NOW earnings affecting MSFT
[+5] u/Inevitable_Mirror_74: Msft - you’ve gotta be kidding me…
[+5] u/RhymeLab: Cortisol spike in 60 seconds.
[+5] u/e30jawn: Anyone tried using zyns like tea bags?
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: I bought puts. Goodbye bols.
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Ho lee shit. SHUT IT DOWN
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: OMG NOW headed to bankruptcy proceedings today lol
[+5] u/gkdjsl: The fuck man, can we get ONE pullback over here
[+5] u/S-Club-Party: Long live John Apple 🍏
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: TSLA recovering. Never fails to disappoint.
[+5] u/TurtlePower8803: Welcome to the Theta, enjoy
[+5] u/nocashflow_: whyd i buy puts? what am i? gay?
[+5] u/WhiteCrocsGuy: Anyone else not check their phones for a while if your positions aren’t doing good?
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Such incredible volume on SPY lmao
[+5] u/stonksf: INTEL 55P PUTS ARE FREE MONEY FOR EARNINGS TONIGHT
[+5] u/probablyuntrue: Musk is the bum that keeps insisting he’s gonna use your 20 bucks on food and instead just buys more ketamine
[+5] u/zg44: Semis are going to break yesterday's already record 16th straight up day; today would be 17th if it ends green.
[+5] u/Low_Trick4604: NVDA rips the moment I sell. Gotcha
[+5] u/Loperenco: I will need a fucking adrenaline shot right into my heart just to survive this utter shit market
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Remember : the market can remain irrational longer than you can stay a ber
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: SPY the most rigged and manipulated bullshit lmfaoooo
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: "I do not like bears" - MODS KNOW IT
[+5] u/lameducker24: Is NFLX just inverse SPY now?
[+5] u/ercanbas: CAR going to the shadow realm today.
[+5] u/zeebee098: Been on the toilet for an hour smh
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Green as usual on open
[+5] u/Ahzmer: are events like these called green swans?
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: APLD
New deal
https://ir.applieddigital.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/149/applied-digital-announces-new-u-s-based-high
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Not counting my chickens before they hatch, but, cluck cluck 🐓
[+5] u/Loperenco: God is giving me a golden exit from my risky SPY calls
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: I think I'll have calls medium rare, with a side of calls, and calls on the rocks shaken not stirred
[+5] u/MuchAd3474: so i guess yall need an announcement of ceasefire during an indefinite ceasefire?
[+5] u/dolhingod7777: Someone's finally getting it
[+10] u/twostroke1: Bears phrases of the day:
“this market is manipulated”
“this market is so bullshit”
“Hello, will you be using our app today for your order?”
[+10] u/7fingersDeep: Dear Tesla,
I hope this letter finds you well. I apologize for sending this out of the blue but I have a desperate request for you. I'm gonna need you to eat ALL the shit today.
Sincerest retards-
7FingersDeep
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: It's 2026 and people are still falling for weed pump and dumps.
[+7] u/According_Regular213: Just pumps no reason everyday it’s tiring and I am a bull
[+7] u/NonsensicalWorries: Already -50% on my 0dte puts
[+7] u/idontknow1967: Cmon CAR let’s see sub 200 today
[+7] u/iliveasimplelife: Going to be either rich or completely broke once all this shitshow ends. Random ass market.
[+7] u/svpa3991: Getting straight roasted on Msft rn lmao easy come easy go
[+7] u/edave22: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+6] u/slamtt: Halt, unhalt....30secs, halt.
lmao this is entertaining as fuk
generational baggies
[+6] u/Ernest_EA: Thanks to NOW for nuking the entire Software sector 👏👏
[+6] u/mjmawn33: Staircase up, elevator down
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: AI taking 50% of corporate jobs 💀
[+6] u/Wishforgains: BARRON BOUGHT PUTS EVERYBODY SELLLL
[+6] u/Taraih: What changed with MSFT from yesterday before close to today that warrants some random -3.5%?
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: QS being up 32% was not expected lmao
I got $10 2028 leaps
[+5] u/gentlegiant1972: if not bull trap, why bull trap shaped?
[+5] u/br0botic: How is spy almost flat but everything in my portfolio and watchlist is massively red. Very cool
[+5] u/Mountain-Steak-544: Someone in this sub had to have bought CAR at $800
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: MSFT you piece of fucking shit
[+5] u/ilikemypie: CAR turned me ber a bit. Felt nice
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I made 100 dollars in 5 seconds on a CAR option. After 6 years I'm finally beginning to understand how the stock market works
[+5] u/GoingDownUnderInSEA: Yo, pump up the jam, pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look ahead, the crowd a-jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party goin' on the dance floor See, 'cause that's where the party's at And you'll find out if you do that
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: rug pull season is back. Feel OKLO will be next
[+5] u/Tautol0gic: Missing a play youve been staring at for days is almost as bad as losing money. FML.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Bumbaclot fucking red
[+5] u/dabblesest: Did mangoman pick his nose and eat it or something?
[+5] u/fuzzywuzzy123: BEARS, IT IS TIME TO FEAST 🐻🍽️
[+5] u/n1ck90z: people here never learn
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Good morning my regard constituents 🇺🇸
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Netflix to a billion
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Jobless claims are actually good it means more soldiers
[+5] u/Dragonlvr420: It makes me nervous when it just sits still like this lol
[+12] u/dylansavillan: In 1973, 7% of oil production was offline for 5 months. Stocks dropped 50% and took 7 years to recover.
In 1990, 7% of oil production was offline for for 2 months. Stocks fell 20% and took 4 months to recover.
Today, 15-20% of oil production has been offline for 7 weeks and counting. Stocks are at an all time high
[+12] u/Burtonwurton: MSFT @ $359..nah this shit going down even more. Not buying.
MSFT @ $432...Yes I think I will buy it here and looks like a deal!
I know someone did this.
[+11] u/Neither_Remove_3463: Why is the market obsessed with 710?!
[+10] u/averagenoodle: How do I pick the wrong direction every single day
[+10] u/Federal_Affect2732: Everything is red but spy, absolutely insanity
[+10] u/HeadMasterpiece9372: Sir, an Avis Budget car just hit the second tower
[+9] u/TropicalOinkment: Take that CAR to mechanic if it keeps halting hehehe
[+9] u/Wrath_FMA: Man do they have the bulls whipped good. You are allowed to buy at lower prices you know
[+9] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Imagine they announce you as CEO and the stock craters 12% lol. What a feeling
[+8] u/Old-Commission2782: NOW single-handedly brought down software with lower subscriptions lol this market is 100% rigged.
MSFT and ORCL dropping because of this is blatantly stupid
[+8] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: CAR going for the coveted -100% day
[+8] u/cheatlkeachamp: Omg people are actually buying car stock hahahahah
[+8] u/pysapien: Nooo why is there a v on $CAR
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: CAR HALTED ON THE WAY UP
[+8] u/MrRutin: Oil stuck above 100 ofc we should pump
[+8] u/AHarmlessPear: That one CAR 400put on my watchlist from 2 days ago is up 15k im sick 😂☠️
[+8] u/cgonz15: 6th time SPY rejects 711 and still no dump is crazy
[+8] u/ConstantSpace5809: Oil crisis gets worse every day, so this makes sense
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: Fuck this shit, im doubling down and placing another put here. If I die then let it be with glory
[+7] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: CAR 1 dollar by tomorrow
[+7] u/Batcraft10: BUT YOUR HONOR; STOCKS ONLY GO UP! THIS ISNT FAIR, YOU CANT TAKE AWAY MY CHILDREN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE THE COLLATERAL FOR MY MARGIN?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BLEW UP MY PORTFOLIO?!?!
[+7] u/hudson701: This is the market at the moment - slow melts in either direction, very low volume, no momentum and certainly not tradable if you want fast scalps, like back in January and February. It slow, choppy, wicky, shitty, price action as it waits on the next profound tweet.
[+7] u/Gajax: MSFT losing literal COUNTRIES as customers & retards pile in "because cheap".
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Everyone buying CAR now thinking it’s going back up. You missed the show it ain’t pumping again same shit as all the other squeeze plays
[+7] u/mydoortotheworld: Jesus software is acting like a second plane just hit the other tower
[+7] u/ToughVegetable2483: Is this everyone’s first car crash
[+7] u/shindiggaa: Thinking TSLA calls here
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # CAR BOLZ LEAVING THEIR GRANDKIDS WITH THE BAG LMAOOO
[+7] u/gopoohgo: lol there has to be someone here that bought CAR @ $700.
SHOW YOURSELF
[+7] u/DevilsAdvocatePro: Calls are the play. When you make 5k today from spy calls, you can be like “damn that one random guy on reddit is awesome”
[+7] u/flipper200: i betrayed my baby SPY and bet against it, now i’m being burned for my sins😩
[+7] u/TheMostMid: Took my my port from -2k to +48$ …. I’m leaving the casino for the day
[+7] u/ExternalDull1905: we fucking hate the stock
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Can’t wait to see all you bols get rugged
[+7] u/BlueStreaks1799: Calls yesterday, puts today. I am a mess
[+7] u/vermilli21: Looking at CAR, and say yeah I’ll buy it here when it’s -40% for the day 🤡🤡🤡
[+7] u/Informal-Composer226: I’m beginning to realise I’m a lot better at investing than I am at trading
[+6] u/Stop_The_Rain: MSFT trading as just a software seller is insane.... It's like saying TSLA is a car company!!!
[+6] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: Almost 5.5% down on a -.3% day feels bad.
POET - shitting the bed
IQE - shitting the bed
NOW - shitting the bed
[+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: they can halt however many tmes they want they cant stop the CAR crash lmao
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: MSFT earnings is the only thing that can save it now.
[+6] u/GoldenAries4: I really hope the brainless dip buyers become bag holders for life. Such stupid fucking people.
[+6] u/psychoffs: Heard you boys wanted a second theta day???
[+6] u/ReasonableDentist718: Why did I listen to WSB and bought PATH @ $16. Sigh.
[+6] u/PHREXT1: AVIS RISKY PLAY BUT IM IN -40% FEELS KINDA OVERSOLD
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Sold my asts and msft just in time… 10k invested for a 50$ gain 🤓
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Every fucking day bro. WTF
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lmao the week I get some time off work is the week we do absolutely nothing but theta fuck options. Beautiful
[+6] u/0____0_0: Put volume on CAR seems to show money is on either $200 or $100 in the next 8 days.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: there is a halt on CAR every 5 minutes, this is crazier than gamestonk
[+6] u/Charmnevac: Whole market is red and SPY on the cusp of ATH lmfao
[+6] u/vermilli21: Just let CAR go to 100 today so it can stop getting halted
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This shit is fucking ridiculous
[+6] u/dontchaworryboutit: Turned car puts for 250% gain.
Of course i left at least another 250% on the table.
Amazing how shitty a gain can feel.
Mainly cuz i am still poor.
[+6] u/Equivalent-Quail138: If you bought CAR at 847.70, please share with the class
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: Spy is essentially flat but my port is down 3%. 🫠
[+6] u/pain474: CAR down from 850 to sub 300 and I am an idiot for buying back my naked call for 2k loss FUCK
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Another day of burning puts on spy who would of thought.
[+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Weed stonks getting immediately rug pulled on rescheduling news is so classic lol
[+6] u/MoleMan199: Yes guys buy more calls at the top. It’s only up 10% in a month because of tweets about blowing up nuclear power plants and bridges .
[+6] u/skychief99: CNN: UK and France say military options needed to reopen Strait of Hormuz. Looks like they're about to join the party. Yet the market trades flat and at ATH which is beyond regarded as oil will be $200 within a few months.
[+6] u/StuffedBunss: Hope you enjoyed your 5 seconds of fame bers
[+6] u/drakilian: We retardmaxxing in this bitch
[+6] u/stonetrade: Wouldn’t be mad at a massive mushroom cloud in my sight rn
[+6] u/lionkevin713: APLD and OKLO the moves for today?
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: _Women now hold more payroll jobs than men in the US, per FOX_
I blame this on boomer gooners
[+5] u/oldbeancam: Where’s the guy who was saying 400 was the floor for CAR in pre market 😭
[+5] u/Aware_Peanut_4802: Fucking god!! Tesla was at $403.40 prior to earnings call. Then dropped to $374.00 rise to $383.00 in the first 10 minutes of session and is now $376.00. Goddamn.
[+5] u/ChickenYip: imagiine buying calls on tsla this morning LOL
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: We’re going to be flat today aren’t we
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: and to think i laughed at someone that said CAR 200 by friday...iam so so sorry
[+5] u/ForsakenInside748: They halted it again 💀
[+5] u/DihpressedFih: Don't worry I sold my call for 3k lost. Market gonna go up now. Y'all welcome
[+5] u/yoloswaggggggggg: Damn car Bers show the gains
[+5] u/xeemyy: Everything im my watchlist but VIX is red LOL
[+5] u/patmccock86: CAR is about to rocket back up oh no
[+5] u/steelejt7: not the great .13 % pull back of 2026
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: SPY 717 IS NOT A JOKE. little pull back but we’ll get there EOM
[+5] u/Ok-Toe-5124: Treasury pumping cash into the markets to keep it floating. Dont fight it
[+5] u/Xzlk: Holy fuck -0.08. Is this what the Great Depression felt like?
[+5] u/vermilli21: Bruh, instant halt after it got unhalted....its going for the record of 20 halts in a day
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Tesla came for blood today.
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lol Rothchild and Co downgrades MSFT from $450 to $400 based off nothing. How fucking convient to announce that today. Fuck all ANALyst.
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Market doesn't give a fk about oil, and why should it? Computers don't give a fk about oil. It's all computer.
[+5] u/Right-Departure-8881: Puts for eod Friday is the play.
[+5] u/necarpenter417: Where is the fucking volume?
[+5] u/theduke9: Mango if you hear me, I hope you’re able to find the $30,000 missing from my account
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Damn I got excited to look at the SPY based off the comments and see it’s only down .3%. Is this what crashing is these days?
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: God I’m such an idiot why do I apparently hate money
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: This car stuff is more interesting than watching my port zip zap. Thinking of the pour souls who tried to pick up a penny on the train track.
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Anyone calling a .2% drop in SPY a "rugpull" is a weak minded individual lmao🤌
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Whoever is buying CAR...you might want to stop.
[+5] u/TheRealJohnOptions: You just know someone put their life savings into CAR yesterday
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Unhalt CAR you pussy!
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: How many times can CAR get halted lol. They boutta suspend it and just take all the premium
[+5] u/Prayaa: Maybe I sell my puts in car. This halting weird.
[+5] u/Coley44: The pump and dump, it dumped? How could such a thing be foreseen
[+5] u/Opposite-Wrongdoer84: TSLA waiting to hit the signature V
[+5] u/SonOfObito: If you buy $car calls you’ll be living in your car
[+5] u/Pristine_Struggle: These CAR $100P for May 15 will be in the money by tomorrow at this point lol
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: This really does not look like a strong chart, yet everytime a moment of weakness comes a god candle comes to it's rescue
[+5] u/Xray_Mind: So are we all feeling that Elon Musk news with Intel is just Intel trying to hype up the market before posting dog shit earnings?
[+5] u/driskigm: If you'd like to feel better about yourself, I bought a $500 CAR put on Tuesday, set a stop loss that got tickled and triggered yesterday, and have so far missed out on an 8+ bagger.
[+5] u/HeadMasterpiece9372: So stocks go up because consumers are struggling or stocks go down because we hit people with rockets.
Its all kinda gay if you think about it
[+5] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Are ai stocks going to correct someday, or just moon everyday forever ? 😦
[+5] u/jokull1234: So is CAR going to have a cult subreddit after it collapses 80%+?
[+5] u/jazzgrackle: I’m watching 712 on SPY, call volume high on that number, I suspect if it starts dipping there then sell off volume should crank it down—puts. If it resists and maintains above after volume decreases then I’ll do calls. Or maybe nothing. Maybe nothing matters and I should just accept that.
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: I will ride TSLA all the way down to zero dollars just to prove that my bad luck is unparalleled. You’re welcome, Bears.
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: They don’t call it the bureau of cooked statistics for no reason lol
[+5] u/yewnique: 8-12K in two weeks? Invest in some good knee pads
[+5] u/moviekid214: “Straights opened but also mined but we blew up all the mining boats but they are still dropping some but we are sweeping the straight but just send the boas through” bullish
[+5] u/twophonebb3: Spy will literally quadruple top and still not dump holy fraud market
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Algos are awake, time to pump spy.
[+5] u/angrybubblez: Bought puts so it’s going to ATH again isn’t it?
[+5] u/le_pedal: I had no idea RKLB was going to $519
[+5] u/According-Page8618: go to sleep, us500 -0,75%
wake up us500 -0,05%
no more red days
[+5] u/darth_scion: SMCI going to single handedly blow up my account in 45 minutes out of nowhere.
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: I don’t know shit about fuck but I’m feeling that OKLO is going to rocket up today
[+5] u/SaraBrew4: Lost 43% of my portfolio playing TSLA calls when it sank $5 in like 10 min, then switched to puts and then it started rising. Ped is cursed
[+5] u/kbenitez1271: There needs to be a limit to the halts lol
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: Yeah, I'm too dumb to understand anything. Guess It's time to take a nap.
[+5] u/J-E-S-S-E-: NOW at 59 pe lmaooooo see you at 40
[+23] u/sylphvanas: What a fucking scam market
[+16] u/gainsusmaximus: It may be the case that this is a completely fraudulent market
[+15] u/canwequitnow: I'm losing so much money
[+14] u/whitepug: "triple top 😏" i whisper to myself smugly as my girlfriend screams at me to stop gambling rent money on puts
[+13] u/WeakPeak1015: Day 15 of buying puts on SPY, I am living under a bridge, my cardboard box is now falling apart.
[+12] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: im shaking. im literally going to be homeless.
[+12] u/raid_z0: Spy running on hopes and dreams
[+11] u/FinishWarm1746: Puts at the bottom.
Calls at the top.
Put that on my grave.
[+11] u/Kashabowiekid: Why are we still rallying. Just walking our selves into a dot com bubble again. This energy crisis is going to blow up soon. No helium to make semiconductor
[+10] u/NoProfessional4650: This market has been the most brutal ber trap in living memory lmao
[+10] u/lessoninprogress: Could we just trap the bols one fucking time god damn I’m regarded
[+9] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: Every day I try and play puts again thinking it can’t rebound every single time…
[+9] u/CardiologistEqual336: SPY: “so anyways I started pumping”
[+9] u/FinePace3325: All of my friends are not even really trading anymore. Bears are extinct and now bulls are becoming bearish. When this drops, it’s going to be ugly
[+9] u/lookingforajob2020: oh look SPY went down 50 cents time to immediately pump it to a new ATH
[+9] u/SinStockGuy: I'm beginning to think this might all be rigged
[+9] u/sandygws: 1. Babama
2. Blaska
3. Barizona
4. Barkansas
5. Balifornia
6. Bolorado
7. Bonnecticut
8. Belaware
9. Blorida
10. Beorgia
11. Bawaii
12. Bdaho
13. Blinois
14. Bndiana
15. Bowa
16. Bansas
17. Bentucky
18. Bouisiana
[+8] u/eggmaker: SPY trying *real* hard --squinting-- to see through the Iran war
[+8] u/iwuvpuppies: this market is unstoppable...
[+8] u/Visible_Frosting9535: I have a small penis.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Whoever bought CAR calls at 700 may need the hotline
[+8] u/conflicted_humanist: Can’t believe I sold AMZN and GOOGL and double downed on HOOD and PLTR 🤦♂️
I feel sick 🤮
[+8] u/lessoninprogress: WHY CANT I JUST BUY CALLS LIKE A GOOD REGARD
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Wtf do you mean spy is going “down” that’s not a real direction????
[+8] u/b-dub-d: "The world’s largest condom maker is raising prices of its products by up to 30 percent" at least it doesn't affect us wsb redditors
[+8] u/Oldschoolhype2: I need bol to experience what I experienced as a ber this past month. Pls and ty.
[+8] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Guys, I have bad news...
Polymarket:
Chances of Donald Trump summoning Exodia the Forbidden One to obliterate the U.S. stock market by 30 April 2026.
72% Yes
28% No
It was 42% "Yes" yesterday.
[+7] u/Joey-the-Bot: Just woke up, how are my CAR calls doing?
[+7] u/Ravenous-Hydrant: Fuck this shit i’m riding my 0dte 710 puts to 0
[+7] u/americanslang59: Bers will talk about the impending collapse around campfires decades from now
[+7] u/DancingCow: The rug pull is actually just thousands of bear skin rugs.
[+7] u/kronus87: It's been 10mins since we've had a CAR halt.
[+7] u/100xOrBust: One day I’ll buy low and sell high, but for now I’ll keep buying high and hoping for higher.
[+7] u/teh_herper: #NO MORE HALTS FOR CAR. WE DIE LIKE REAL MEN
[+7] u/vizio1989: Why the fuck won’t this mkt go down jfc, how are we pumping on worse news every fucking day
[+7] u/BruceMee: I never thought I understood the market, but this is fucking bananas. How does a mega cap like AMD gain 60% in 3 weeks. That's the hill I keep dying on, and I refuse to learn!
[+7] u/UnknownM007: Imagine holding SPY Puts and CAR shares/calls. LMAO
[+7] u/vwapnerd: One thing all these years of studying this bullshit have taught me, is that there is WAY more money on this planet than you think there is.
[+7] u/Ok-Bid-5378: the only red thing is my portfolio
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: UH OH LOOKS DUMPY. GET READY FOR PAMP
[+7] u/Claypool_Floyd: Looking kinda pumpy, looking kinda dumpy
[+7] u/dqdg: I am a paper-handed bitch. At least in Vegas I would have had a few free drinks.
[+7] u/MusicianWilling517: my cat was outside all day when i finally let her is she crapped on the floor and pissed on my bed
[+7] u/Suavecore_: I fomo'd into calls and it immediately reversed lmao
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Sold my puts for 2 grand have a good day fellas
[+7] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: If you bought CAR at the top, just say you were retard-maxing
[+7] u/Ok_Initial_6150: Puts on SPY it’ll close at $709 today calling it here
[+7] u/Mr_Positive_bull: Imagine owning tsla and thinking it’s a good investment
[+6] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: I just figured out how to make money......dropship AI semiconductor robo taxi agents using AI based artificial intelligence?
[+6] u/harryburton420: MADE $5k FROM CAR BUT IT COULDVE BEEN 12K JAJAJA
[+6] u/daynightcase: How likely is SPY $750 by end of May
[+6] u/MoreOutcome8541: Don’t worry they’ll squeeze out every last FOMOer before the rug. Your grandma is buying nvidia right now and they’re more than happy to do it
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: I feel like if a stock is halting every 5min just respect its wishes and let it go nuts
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: AMD is getting a bit too crazy.
[+6] u/Think_Currency_8586: Market probably won’t react for another 2-3 months to all this oil stuff
[+6] u/trsx5: Most stocks that took a hit this morning have a violent V, except all the ones in my stock portfolio.
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: !banbet SPY 707 eod.
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay hard
[+6] u/YachtOrNothing: So oil goes up spy goes up. Oil goes down, spy goes up harder?
[+6] u/mywilliswell95: Closed out my car puts yesterday!!! Well done just missed 10k
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: SPY dips are the new pokemon costco drops
[+6] u/Snoo56029: SPY 715 Power hour!!!!
[+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: If you could afford the put premiums, CAR made you fucking millions
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Hey everyone, remember how the market collapsed initially last year in the spring over tarriffs? Then it rebounded and pumped the whole rest of the year, regardless of what was going on with tarriffs?
Ok, so now replace "tarriffs" with "Iran".
Nothing Iran related is gonna bring the market down now, it's all priced in. What do you think the dump in March was about?
So just by calls and ride the wave all summer long.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Tonight Intel will announce unconditional surrender to AMD LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Aware-Travel6743: I don't know who is more regarded. semis index putting almost 50% from march 31st is fucking diabolical. A fucking index.
[+6] u/wanggoesinataco: $25 Billion dollar buyback = red day. This market is regarded
[+6] u/Trenavix: 4 minutes after market open
[+6] u/DaBirdLawyer: Who the fuck is this guy?
[+6] u/glrock: That was the remaining spy fuel ⛽️ down it goes
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Might want to get that checked out
[+6] u/SHOW_COCK_PASS_CPA: Am I the only retard thinking about shorting memory stocks
[+5] u/Minute-Leg7346: They don't even know that RKLB will hit $150 this year
[+5] u/SighRamp: thank god halt CAR with any bs pump it's crashed so many prior daily levels it's incredible
[+5] u/Budget_Gur2293: Stacking positive days makes me very happy. +30% again today
[+5] u/Miker1730: imagine being bullish on microslop
[+5] u/Think_Currency_8586: Oil about to wreck us economy ATH ATH ATH
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: Down like 3k on positions I should have not been holding
[+5] u/Ble_h: I think I should stop being a ber. I don’t have enough money.
[+5] u/sherhil: 🙏 it’s me again, crash the market to the earth’s core 🙏
[+5] u/FakeGamer2: Go the fuck down SPY back below 710 where you belong
[+5] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: Applied Digital Announces New U.S. Based High Investment-Grade Hyperscaler Tenant at Delta Forge 1, a 430 MW AI Factory Campus 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/vwapnerd: Someone had the balls to publish an article 15 minutes ago stating the SP500 slips as peace talks erode
Is the slipping in the room with us?
[+5] u/lostinspacs: I’ve decided to quit my job and become a professional call buyer
[+5] u/jackpearson2788: Gas is $5 a gallon unemployment is up along with inflation…cnbc here’s why this is actually good for the market
[+5] u/OnlyBols: u in bool territory. pay up
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: Is AMD the new sndk?
[+5] u/ContributionMore5502: Someone here is going to be living out of an Avis rental.
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: 1. Take feature that already works fine, and add AI
2. Make sure it's actually shittier than it used to be, and less people will use it
3. Rebrand the feature as "AI future feature", and tell the shareholders
4. Stock pumps 200%
It has been fucking *years* of this now.
[+5] u/Alternative_Swan6773: Spy will be back to 709
[+5] u/Cold_Substance9812: no one will see this but i pooped my pants in the library quiet room and im not sure how to get myself out of this situation
[+5] u/Tadikif: VM is the king of retardmaxxing.
[+5] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Feels like the market did some bullshit overnight to fuck everyone today somehow
[+5] u/Hot-Signature3626: Is spy pumping rest of day?
[+5] u/SpitefulSeagull: CNN headline: "Analysis: 🍊 economic theory on gas prices sounds like a long shot"
Absolutely fucking useless media environment. Can't call blatantly insane things insane
[+5] u/LeagueofData: I can't believe I'm this gay.
[+5] u/gul_bil: "US President Donald Trump orders the US Navy to shoot down any boats that lay mines in the Strait of Hormuz.
– I have ordered the US Navy to shoot down and kill any boats, even small ones, that lay mines in the Strait of Hormuz, Trump writes on Truth Social."
Hullish
[+5] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Who of you bought CAR at the top? Show yourselves 😂
[+5] u/Kindled808: Everyone gets weed and green candles, America wins again
[+5] u/CasinoAnd69Manager: Buy 1k Archer ACHR shares and forget about it and you will probably have $100k by 2030 or zero
[+5] u/David_Norris_M: They're pinning it down spy ain't doing shit past 710
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “It appears that bear-market rallies like to stick together. Here you can see the characteristics these rallies share include strong (even if temporary) returns with contracting volume. Each had strong returns within the first 5 weeks of the rally - and most went on to gain more than 20 percent before rolling over. But it's important to note that volume waned during each of these rallies. And for the most part, the larger the contraction in volume, the more quickly the rally tended to lose steam” — via William Hester (2009)
[+5] u/bmault: I really need a spy pop off to 720
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Sheesh going up so high on so little volume
[+5] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: This shit can’t even go down for 15 minutes, never mind having a whole day be red
[+5] u/log1ck1717: I bought a shitton of lulu at low 143s. Please tell me im not regarded.
[+5] u/uncsucks: Plenty of time to dump still
[+5] u/Sovetcki: If we get a massive dump because Iran does something crazy I'm fucking rich
[+5] u/Bizonistic: "Israel is prepared to resume war with Iran and is awaiting a “green light” from the United States"
Get ready to get drafted bols and bers
[+5] u/brock2063: Lulu getting crushed like it's clothes cause cancer
[+15] u/johns2289: *ships being blown up oil market grinds to a halt*
Market: whatevs lol
*random Iranian dude quits his job*
Market: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING
[+14] u/aliensayshi: I NEED MANGO TO INFORM US THE WAR HAS ENDED FOR THE 8TH TIME PLEASE.
[+14] u/TyroneSwoopes: IRANIAN PARL’T SPEAKER GHALIBAF RESIGNS FROM PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM FOLLOWING REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS INTERVENTION – N12
[+14] u/RockinOutCockOut: Why is everybody asking what happened?
The market just found out that you have calls. That's it. Thanks to you 🫵
[+12] u/Spy300: >BREAKING: VP Vance and Secretary of State Rubio have been called to the White House as Israel says it is awaiting US approval to resume strikes on Iran.
THE WAR WILL NOT END UNTIL THE DEBT IS DEVALUED
**WTI $150/BBL**
[+10] u/Psychological-Ship85: 🥭 has 8 more days left of this war before he has to get congressional approval. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER.
[+10] u/djln491: Walk away for 15mins and you guys blow the whole place up. wtf happened?
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: BREAKING: US ECONOMY
[+10] u/TacticalTackleBox: Mango's market is an absolute shitshow, insiders dump, and in about 20 minutes there's going to be breaking news
[+10] u/Portland-: ~~dumping because the war and oil~~
~~pumping because spy doesn't care about the war and oil anymore~~
dumping because the war and oil
[+10] u/Q-X-Q: The news is that speaker of Iran resigned. Probably forced out. He was the moderate one.
[+10] u/cramers_asshole: How the fuck a whole ass world trading on nasdaq perfectly balance it at 0% for hours?
[+9] u/hallett21: Hot take. People are buying car to sell options with insane premiums
[+9] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: this volume and movement on spy just isnt normal
[+9] u/Axonum: Iran's Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf has resigned from the negotiating team, according to Israel's N12 News
[+9] u/EngineeringNatural20: I wasn’t wrong I was just early 💔💔
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Bought a put for the first time immediately dropped 20% and then panic sold and now they’re up 100%
[+9] u/pmotiveforce: Bulls going through the 4 stages of grief.
Retardism.
Stupidity.
Idiocy
Spasticality
[+8] u/polodolo98: Not trying to be a doomer but… SEND IT TO ZEROOO
[+8] u/ShittyUsernane1222: fun fact: US forces have not retreated from Irans border during 🥭's fake TACOs, they are still massing at Irans borders
A land invasion of Iran is going to begin quite soon, give or take a few days.
[+8] u/cramers_asshole: This shit is fucked yo
[+8] u/rottenfence: All you gotta do is convince yourself you don’t care about money and this gets much easier
[+8] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # lol max CAR was $100 1 month ago, $800 2 days ago, and $200 today. Such moves are typical at the beginning of a painful bear cycle. You shoulda fucked the dip like I said.
[+8] u/peterpeer9: 4/23/26
Dear Diary,
I have once again made a terrible mistake
[+8] u/MrIntuition: 710.8 - 711 is the range for the last hour lmao
[+8] u/Neat-Ambition-2977: It ain't honest, but it's much
[+8] u/OilBull: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
[+8] u/Thegreenpatriot: Lead negotiator from Iran resigns
[+7] u/spwath: Please I just need a -1% day
[+7] u/Here4Retirement: Every time I sell my options for a loss, they reverse for a 20-30% gain. Tired of being a bitch and not trusting my gut
[+7] u/Marko-2091: Has anyone created the CAR subreddit yet? I want to read copium and conspiracy theories.
[+7] u/Vegetable-Data-2354: Car went up 20$ and my puts premiums went up 200$ still. Gotta love it
[+7] u/Edjedonnie24: The market will crash over the weekend. Start loading up your puts. You heard it hear first. If not i’ll delete my account
[+7] u/ajibtunes: BREAKING: 🇮🇱 will hold a security assessment in less than one hour as "preparations are underway to secure approval from the 🥭 to resume combat operations against Iran," per Channel 13.
[+7] u/hallett21: What in the actual Hormuz fuck is going on
[+7] u/jroache: If we all stopped trading for a week to protest these shitty market moves and manipulation it would cost these fuckers so much money
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: "Man, the premiums on $CAR puts are insane"
\- Me, April 21st, 2026.
I am such an idiot.
[+7] u/Altruistic-Pin-3263: Ghalibaf resigned….IRGC bout to take over Iran. Hold on to your butts.
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Bridge day and Power plant day finally here
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Well that sucks ass. The irgc will not negotiate. They are all hard liners
[+7] u/Budilicious3: What did he say this time?
[+7] u/mccoyn: Sounds like ships started shooting at each other.
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: It will hit by the end of today
[+6] u/codespyder: 0DTEs today: +$4k
Rest of my portfolio today: -$6k
Wtf
[+6] u/tocinoman: Feels like another sideways theta day for SPY
[+6] u/ukweeve: I missed the 2 week pump but I did get the days 5% drop. Oh deary me.
[+6] u/prezzie2728: Can we start electing peaceful leaders soon please
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Bears had 2 hours the pump will resume for another 2 weeks now
[+6] u/Invisible_Pony: Silly Avis, just sell all the cars and build an ai data center in the garages, easy.
[+6] u/humanoideric: War: Panic, drop 50 points
Ceasefire: ATHs, mega rally
War: Eh, we're over it tbh
[+6] u/Manos-de-papel: Bring back the shrek emojis 😤
[+6] u/Waste_Anything: Bears you are now only down -98% Enjoy the news
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: wtf is happening to SP lol
[+6] u/itsnotshade: Our greatest ally didn’t consent to an indefinite ceasefire
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: I bought a single call 10 min ago guys I'm sorry
[+6] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Lol everyone asking 'why we dumping'
Praise be to Allah but why the hell were we pumping past few weeks lol
[+6] u/Rickyskeets69: someone somewhere is buying this dip
[+6] u/AlphaHarmony: So why pump today? DId he post?
[+6] u/Fraud_alert2021: Looks like absurdly high oil prices are priced in at this point.
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: Not right now mom. My investment club needs me.
[+6] u/madeenahjyasu: I TOO HAD CALLS 🗣️ HAD 🗣️🗣️
[+6] u/Simran-0: Instead of squeezing car someone pls kick it in the nuts
[+6] u/cannythecat: # In the past week the Nasdaq is up 1.5 percent while gold, bonds, and international stocks are red as macro risks of the war continue. So much for "diversification" LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/BeaverSack: Everything is down, wtf is propping Nasdaq up
[+6] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: lmao who’s ship got sunk?
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: What happened? I was tying my rope looking at my gay puts and somehow got out?
[+6] u/CarioGod: dump news on iran:
>
IRANIAN PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN: IN IRAN, THERE ARE NO RADICALS OR MODERATES; WE ARE ALL "IRANIAN" AND "REVOLUTIONARY," AND WITH THE IRON UNITY OF THE NATION AND GOVERNMENT, WITH COMPLETE OBEDIENCE TO THE SUPREME LEADER OF THE REVOLUTION, WE WILL MAKE THE AGGRESSOR CRIMINAL REGRET HIS ACTIONS. ONE GOD, ONE NATION, ONE LEADER, AND ONE PATH; THAT PATH BEING THE PATH TO THE VICTORY OF OUR DEAR IRAN, MORE PRECIOUS THAN LIFE. - POST ON X
>IRANIAN PARL’T SPEAKER GHALIBAF RESIGNS FROM NEGOTIATING TEAM FOLLOWING REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS INTERVENTION – N12
and
US 5-YEAR TIPS SALE:
HIGH YIELD RATE: 1.367% (PREV 1.433%)
BID-COVER RATIO: 2.57 (PREV 2.62)
DIRECT ACCEPTED: 26.9% (PREV 21.9%)
INDIRECT ACCEPTED: 64.6% (PREV 72.6%)
WI: 1.365%
[+6] u/David905: I don't understand the CAR halts.. either stop it for the day or let the market find its daily bottom. Not like halting is gonna suddenly make it pump.
[+6] u/spwath: With oil up this much SPY has to go down a bunch right????? Save my SPY 708 puts expring today?
[+5] u/centered_chaos: Stuck in algo purgatory
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: And just like that puts fukd
[+5] u/coolopinionlmao: mid and small caps getting owned but SPY at ATH is triggering me
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Lol spy flat, everyone here freaking out
[+5] u/FlattestPancake: Okay now let's chop around and not make any moves for the next couple hours. That would be very fun
[+5] u/Reasonable_Roger: We've apparently perfectly priced SPX. Congratulations everyone. Quite an achievement.
[+5] u/Antique-Flight-5358: The AI trading bots dont know WTF to do
[+5] u/FiefKief: Dang these algos just don't want it to go down
[+5] u/F1rstOnesFree: I’ve been in the market for 5 years now and this is absolutely the stupidest I’ve ever seen it
[+5] u/Nickzpic: I’m pretty sure my wife is about to divorce me
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: MSFT wiped a few people out today
[+5] u/todddepri: Has Donald nuked Iran?
[+5] u/AlGAdams: Trump did it. Ill let yall know what on the news at 10.
[+5] u/TyroneSwoopes: Bulls got swerved so hard holy shit. 2 weeks of absolute euphoria sandwiched between reality
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Fucking retards why don’t you tell me what this is
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: People still chasing tsla 😆 🤣 😂
What a bunch of losers
People are so dumb
[+5] u/ajr901: Sold at the top of the pump feeling real good about it right now
[+5] u/Antique-Flight-5358: i make green dildo in 1 min
[+5] u/chiswis: i thought USO is a hedge against SPY but both are up
which one to hedge?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: I need msft back to 420 by today
[+5] u/krieger123456: My dear Avis, this journey with you has been the thrill of a lifetime. I thank you for the boat and my all expense paid trip to Vegas.
[+5] u/Impressive_Fly_4339: And for that reason, I’m out
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I will never paper hand puts.
textbook case of why.
[+5] u/ExcellentClue795: Guess ill be assigned on the puts i sold and become a long term investor for a while lol
any news?
[+5] u/bardhizi: Don’t worry guys, they’ll tell us why after the dump is over.
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: SPY will fall when the Bab El is closed.
[+5] u/saw-it: TSLA should’ve announced that they’re a shoe company now
[+5] u/CD274: "French authorities flag possible tampering with weather sensors after detecting unusual readings alongside big bets on polymarket"
😆
[+5] u/Mother___Night: Changpeng Zhao, the founder of the cryptocurrency exchange Binance, is the richest person to ever serve jail time in the United States. With a fortune estimated at roughly $60 billion at the time of his sentencing, .. Then Tango let him out after just 4 months.
[+17] u/xStringerBellx: congrats to the trump family on your pump and dumps i guess
[+14] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: If we V I’m done trading forever
[+13] u/Namtabmal: Bulls are so fucking greedy jesus christ. Spy is up like 20% in the last week. stfu
[+13] u/Unfairerorb: Iran Foreign minister said that the iranian people will put the country over their own lives.
Iran politician on the negotiation team just resigned
Israel has begun striking lebanon again. Said they are ready to resume iran war.
Idk, take your pick
[+13] u/Swampybumh0le: Hap spy puts at a 95% loss but held holy shiiiiit
[+13] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I left for five mins and came back and now my options are down 98% wtf
[+12] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: The last moderate voice in the Iranian negotiating team just quit.
Looks like war is back on the menu, boys.
[+12] u/Nova-JC: Yolod $8k of my fed return that hit this morning on spy puts at 11:30am never been so lucky
[+12] u/Ok-Indication-3754: I can’t win. Screw Israel
[+12] u/Phantom01001: Iran learned insider trading 😂😂😂😂
Nice dump
[+11] u/potato111a: THEY ARE SELLING THE DOGS AND CATS LMAO 🤌
[+11] u/vSlickRick1: “The market doesn’t care about Iran” you can only kick the can so far down the road
[+11] u/kolovod: I love how IRGC was like "shit, he's right, we are a bit fractured. Let's fix it"
[+11] u/Provolone-Jones: Notice the lack of LMAOOOOO BOLS R FUK, bulls? That’s because bears don’t celebrate when retards are slaughtered.
[+11] u/ckami_91: They loaded everyone in at the top to rug new lows
LMFAOO
[+11] u/charsons: SPY up 1%: 🙂
SPY down 1%: 😳🔥🤯💥🌋📉📉📉
[+11] u/davidbigham: Yo just came back from lunch. Why am i bankrupted .
[+11] u/vSlickRick: you know it must be bad if the couldnt even wait till end of close tomorrow
[+11] u/powertrippingmod67: I'll say it, I dont care if the thought police come for me
**ISRAEL BAD**
[+11] u/mangofruitdude: This market is literally nothing but a grieft by the ultra rich and crime is now legal in america lmao
[+10] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: The market has that tiktok attention span FREAK THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE THINGS ARE BAD for two minutes then forget that things are bad
[+10] u/royalblue4: https://preview.redd.it/wz7b27qs4zwg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad2f062249ad3f5bce3e8ede1ca99a5c3206e4f
[+10] u/Status_Set_4111: Bers are back, gonna feast on the bols caught in this trap.
[+10] u/lordbell21: This is concerning for bulls
[+10] u/DowntownChildhood648: oh fuck.. its israeli media.. saying war will continue and some one resigned.
[+10] u/Independent_Drop4317: Made 3k. Left 30k on the table
[+10] u/Ok-Grapefruit2910: This dump feels real. When to buy the dip
[+10] u/aa73gc: Psychiatrist: Why are you here?
Bol: I bought at all time highs in the midst of a war in the middle east
[+10] u/ronnie2222: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+10] u/0sleezy: And then I buy puts and it flips LMAO
[+10] u/wipetothefront: people in iran realised they can use fireworks to cause stock market movement lol
[+10] u/whitewashedsyrian: Holy bipolar ass market
[+9] u/CaptainChris1990: Sir a second candle has hit the towers
[+9] u/LightOverWater: SPY drilling, VIX mooning, oil mooning, 10-year spiking, volume hammering. Very spooky.
[+9] u/Prestigious_Way_738: WTF JUST HAPPENED SOMEONE TELL ME
[+9] u/myironlung6: Israeli Officials: Trump offering hand in friendship but no one to negotiate with - Israel's N12 news
LMAO
[+9] u/TopRaise7: Market is reacting to something bad. What is it
[+9] u/ARogueAnt: you know shits going down when Israeli media is saying this:
Trump is not eager to resume the war, but may not have a choice - Israel's Channel 12, Citing US Officials.
[+9] u/daisymoth9: called out of work. i’m monitoring the situation
[+9] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Computer, rewind time by 2 hours and full port spy puts.
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Full disclosure, I'm having a panick attack
[+9] u/confused_teabagger: All big 4 indices down over 1% ...
[+9] u/Scary_Cherry8195: Explosions in Tehran. Goodbye my savings
[+9] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Good thing I sold my puts for a loss this morning
[+9] u/Idlehour_Knives: Standard & Poor (emphasis on poor)
[+9] u/Possible-Material693: No money for healthcare subsidies but we can spend $500M to bail out some shitshow airline. This country is retarded
[+9] u/horseisahorse: I wish I knew how much the market decides to care about certain things
[+9] u/diefy7321: Here comes the hagget bers crawling out of their doomer caves lmfaoooooooo
[+9] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Insane immediate V, lmao. This market is regarded.
[+9] u/Lapidated_Llama: I sold and it instantly pumped. Your welcome bulls. I’m going to go long rope now.
[+9] u/fromthepharcyde: Barron bought. Pump it back to 710
[+8] u/Lapidated_Llama: No joke I full ported MSFT calls at 1 and the market collapses. What a fuckign joke
[+8] u/IronicallyCanadian: Be fearful when others are fearful. Sell everything and move to a cabin in the woods with your boyfriend
[+8] u/baoenie: Insiders are getting out where getting a 🥭 tweet
[+8] u/brave100: nothing on truth social, can someone explain the dip
[+8] u/PossibleLack835: FUCK I SOLD ALL MY POOTS AT -0.7% ITS STILL DROPPING
[+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: sold my puts WAYYY too early
[+8] u/ProfessionalEagle781: Made 15k yesterday lost 15k today
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Holy fuck It’s straight to just pointed downwards
[+8] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: LMAO bulls full ported 0dte at the very top
[+8] u/PigletBaseball: Easiest dip buy of my life
[+8] u/ateranol: RIP SaaS rally: April 2026 - April 2026
[+8] u/The_Cornwallis: Lmao so glad I went cash yesterday. Enjoy tickling each others nuts bol/ber
[+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: I think I have finally become numb, same reaction for 10 bagger as loosing it all
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: Somehow this small drop on the indices set my port back to where it was before this crazy rally. Im getting absolutely assfukt
[+8] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: Mr president the second red candle hit the tower
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #🗣️WHERE DID ALL MY MONEY GO
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: I mean this in the nicest way possible, I hate this orange little fucker so much
[+8] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Did spy just remember we are in a war?
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: I had puts the last 3 weeks wtf is this shit. You gotta be kidding me fuck my life seriously
[+8] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: SPY doing its best CAR impersonation
[+8] u/Datsyuk131313: Holy fucking shit I’ve lost so much money today time to go crank hog in my office bathroom
[+8] u/yeahwhatever90: What the fffffffffffuck is going on!???
[+8] u/United-Hearing-8286: IRGC forced lead moderate negotiator to resign
[+7] u/Cybermeld: It's almost as if pumping the stock market to all time highs during a war that is going to send us into a global recession was a bad idea.
[+7] u/tnguyen5057: https://preview.redd.it/9xil5foh4zwg1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500946118917c5ad91e974a30432a408ffd8eab6
[+7] u/aqjingson: Whomp whomp peace talks stalled who would’ve thunk it
[+7] u/Beagle001: Don't worry! the President of the United States latest truth social post...
Is about Jon Stewart.
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Freak out and sell everything now
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers, I wasn't serious when I was talking all that shit. please relax
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I’m a greedy, overextended bull and I am getting what I deserve.
[+7] u/CreativeMischief: We're breaking 706, you bulls are done for
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Need a ceasefire asap my port is cooked
[+7] u/hioman01: Stocks never go up anymore
[+7] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
It's more profitable to buy on a down day because the price is lower, giving more upside.
[+7] u/cantgetthistowork: Easy 10x in an hour
https://preview.redd.it/uiav5wda7zwg1.jpeg?width=1139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ee2cf59aa4a4df2b355a41f8bfe1f309dad5549
[+7] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: Markets down on the fact that a deal, which was never going to be made, which both sides said was not being made, which could never be made, is not being made.
More on this at 7.
[+7] u/ShortPossession8267: Holy fuck I sold my calls at the top today and am up 200% on my one day puts. feels nice to finally get a win lol
[+7] u/nimoronic: I’m gonna need an extreme swing to save my 0DTE
[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: Lost 1.3k buying calls after sitting on the sideline this entire month when it went straight up.
[+7] u/Pascal030: bers waited so long for this and now they got no money to buy puts LMAO
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: > The world’s largest condom maker is raising prices of its products by up to 30 percent, warning that shortages of raw materials and chemicals because of the Iran war could disrupt production.
The biggest drop in the history of stock market was because of fucking CONDOMS.
[+7] u/BurstingTitan88: QUICK, TWEET YOU’RE JESUS AGAIN
[+7] u/MajikoiA3When: Is SPY a memecoin now?
[+7] u/llink007: Cashed out around open and tbh im just happy that i dont have to care about this right now
[+7] u/adwise27: Omg is that a live stream of Godzilla coming out of the water outside of Mar a Lago? It looks like its 200 feet tall. Fuck!
[+7] u/Onurb86: Sold half of my CAR Puts with 1000% return, and let the other half run LFG
[+7] u/Legitimate_Tough_119: IM OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOLE! I WAS DOWN 20K LAST WEEK PLUS THIS WEEK. IM CURRENTLY AT +3K.
Im out i gotta be smarter....
[+7] u/ignatious__reilly: I don’t see a tweet? What happened
[+7] u/hayleybts: After losing so much last two weeks I was convinced by bols to buy calls. This happens
[+7] u/Effective_Put_5209: "It'S rIgGeD!"
(Keeps playing.)
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: If this shit turns green I will proceed to Luigi the nearest ceo in my vicinity
[+7] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: For financial reasons I will be passing away
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: I could really use a taco right now, taco right now, taco right now
[+6] u/InitiativeKooky818: NOW deserves every bit of this for that zoolander ass CEO they got. Dude is a creepy loser.
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: The one time I dont have puts after getting clowned by the green market time and time again. Cant make this shit up
[+6] u/SaiyanApe17: This massive drop is happening on no public news which has not happened during this conflict so far. Makes me think this is insiders selling because they know something.
[+6] u/Gaston44: There is not a bottom.
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: Took my biggest loss ever today...sucks
[+6] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Welp I gave it all back. This generation is going to despise Israel
[+6] u/YungIrv: Erased my entire loss this week with just 1 put holy shit
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Can't look away for a few minutes lol
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: War never ended. Just cooled down to an economic war. POTUS irrationality vs. IRGC irrationality = high fossil fuels costs for a while.
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: Are people seriously in here betting every day on what will happen with Iran and then go
"Who the hell is MB Ghalibaf?" "What is IRGC" "Wait there are radicals?"
Not even knowing the first thing about Iran.
[+6] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: Sir a second red candle hit
[+6] u/Beagle001: LoAdiNg cALLs hEre.
Just kidding. Wtf.
[+6] u/HairyBungholio: Sold my puts at 10:35 where tf the ROPE??
[+6] u/DisgrunltedDan: Air defenses activated in Teheran .
lol ok since when is bad news bad . If this is even bad “news”!?
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: My calls were already zero so this dump means nothing to me
[+6] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Totally normal stock market movement. Nothing to see here
[+6] u/ChillinInTheCorridor: Holy fuck SPX just moved 40 points in literally 1 split second
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: YOU REALLY THOUGHT AN IRANIAN NEGOTIATOR MATTERS??? 🥭 ONLY NEGOTIATES WITH 🥭
[+6] u/jijitalk: Fuck me in the ass, what happened?
[+6] u/Lapidated_Llama: Sorry, I killed the bull run. I bought calls at 1 and it literally proceeds to dump at 1. Fuck me and fuck this.
[+6] u/NoxZ: Bro it's been 30 minutes and some of you regards are still asking "what happened what happened", no wonder 95% of day traders lose money lmao
[+6] u/Val44x: BERS ARE IN THE STRAIT
I REPEAT
BERS ARE IN THE STRAIT
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: This prob isn't over till the GOP is harping about how the Debt's blowing up because the president commited to a full scale invasion to finally open the Strait...in Spring 2029.
[+6] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: This is literally going to be a TACO Thursday. He didn’t deliver well on Tuesday and he caused this. Guess what you’ll get at the end of the day.
[+6] u/Ketimporta17: I’ve been profitable since I erased wallstreetbets from my phone
[+6] u/LiveInLayers: So did algos all snap on somthing or a fund sell out?
[+6] u/aqjingson: Cash gang was the move after all 😢
[+6] u/nickpufferfish: Last chance to get out before 🥭 bombs spy back to 680 🤣
[+6] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: So buy the dip or are we fucked for real this time?
[+6] u/wormmanjack: Its so fucking over bro
[+6] u/RADIO02118: My SPY 710 puts are printing, what happened? Some one here buy calls?
[+6] u/legbreaker: The market is still up 35% for the last year.
There is easily a 10-15% correction coming without any black swan event.
[+6] u/Ok_Importance9886: War is restarting and Iran will wipe out all oil infrastructure of the Gulf oil 200$ soon
[+6] u/vaksninus: Bloomberg is confirming the specific catalyst. Here's what triggered the 1pm acceleration:
**The proximate cause — Strait of Hormuz flare-up:**
Bloomberg is reporting that **a flare-up in tensions over the Strait of Hormuz** sent oil higher around midday, "on concern that a prolonged closure of the waterway could worsen energy disruptions, boosting inflation and slowing the economy." This is the exact stagflation narrative I mentioned earlier — and it just went from "background worry" to "active catalyst."
This fits the chart timing perfectly. The drop didn't start at the open on known news (IBM/NOW/TSLA were already priced in by 9:30); it accelerated sharply around 1pm when new Middle East headlines hit. That's why the move looks mechanical and fast — algos reacted to oil spiking and Hormuz headlines in real time.
[+6] u/sekak77: would like a refund on market manipulation plz
[+6] u/user-namepending: WSB: Don't put any money into the stock market that you don't plan on using for several years 🤓
Also WSB after a 1% correction:
SELL EVERYTBING NOW STUPID BULL
ALL DOWN FROM HERE!!!
[+6] u/ignatious__reilly: Was in a meeting.
What just happened last 30 minutes?
[+6] u/Admirable-Key2405: This is straight melting down wtf lmao
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: The morale will continue until the beating improves
[+6] u/DieCastDontDie: All this is for 1% drop lol. Wake me up when it's down 5%
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Shoutout to those quadrupled down 0DTE put buyers.
[+6] u/SlfImpr: If you had extra $1 million, would you buy a golden visa or some real gold?
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[https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-23/trump-gold-visa-granted-to-only-one-person-so-far-lutnick-says](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-23/trump-gold-visa-granted-to-only-one-person-so-far-lutnick-says)
Trump ‘Gold Card’ Visa Granted to Only One Person So Far, Lutnick Says
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: My dumbass really full ported calls right before that drop. How is my luc that shit
[+5] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: IBM is a steal. They steal my money.
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: “Gold slips on inflation concerns” - CNBC
Clown market
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: not sure on the news but I
~~bought the dip~~
~~bought the bigger dip~~
~~bought the final dip~~
Im fucked
[+5] u/confused_teabagger: STEP-MARKET NOOOOO!!!
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Italy hoes ≈ Iran hoes
[+5] u/Dry_Philosophy6148: Listen and learn fellas, an *insider* is *trading*
[+5] u/flaccidmoney: Sorry guys, just loaded up on 4/23 SPY 712C's. RIP
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I probably sold my puts too early, but I’ll fucking take it!
[+5] u/Status_Set_4111: Just a ber stroking my tiny wee wee here.
[+5] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: hey guys the war was over after 2-4 weeks, right?
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Dance ghey bears! Dance! 💃💃💃🤣
[+18] u/Micheal_Hancho: # Where were you 🫵 during the great crash of 1:30pm ET?
[+16] u/StandardDot5115: Where were YOU
during the great recession of 2:30pm??
[+15] u/wtfridge: Why do I even buy puts, what the fuck
[+14] u/Micheal_Hancho: 🚨 BREAKING: TRADERS ARE CONCERNED THAT PROLONGED CLOSURE OF GAY OF HORMUZ COULD WORSEN ENERGY DISRUPTION.
Huuuurrrrr duuurrrrr no shit Bloomberg
[+14] u/Rock_or_Rol: Us bears get like 5 seconds each week to make money 😂 absolutely bananas
[+14] u/pineapplekiwipen: we survived the bear market of april 23 1 pm - 2:30 pm that was fucking crazy
[+14] u/Senpai_Slime: This market needs skill based matchmaking tbh
[+13] u/Democrazy_: This gives you just a taste of what would happen if active war breaks out again
[+13] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: i have $2000 realized gain today
and $10k unrealized loss
[+13] u/Hubert000: I upvote and downvote depending on my puts/calls. Yeah I said it.
[+12] u/A_Credo: Market dropped 1% because Iran was yoloing bullets into the sky. Hahaha
If an actual attack happens, we will circuit breaker. Bulls better get that lube ready.
[+12] u/RhythmsOG: back to levels not seen since... yesterday
[+12] u/InformalMeal9828: I wasn’t early I was just wrong
[+12] u/unhappyreach_: I had puts
went outside for 30 minutes
Missed the dump
Got the V
AMA
[+11] u/StockB0Y: Market maybe finally realizing if we don't get oil in 6 months shits going to burn
[+11] u/Tacosdonahue: I'm convinced all the LOL Bers and LOL Bols people don't own shit because how tf are any of us laughing
[+11] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Al Jaz and Israeli news reporting that air defenses in Tehran are going off. Oil stocks and the VIX jumped at the news. That's what's going on.
[+10] u/Separate_Asparagus94: This market is retarded. Goes down a little on bombing, hasn’t gone down despite Iran saying the strait is closed, Iran shooting at ships, ships being seized, Iran laying mines, and no traffic in the strait
[+10] u/dybalapogba21: SPY actually just went from 707 to 703 and back to 707 in 30 minutes total. LMAO
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: That was a 35 minute bear market
[+10] u/InevitableAd2436: Imagine thinking that dip mattered lmao
The economy is dog shit, but they’re about to inflate the debt away. Greatest (or worst) K shape recovery of all time
Buy on 5% margin, seriously.
[+10] u/Bichael-Murry: what piece of shit market, deserves to crash hard
[+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: What an insane V on literally no news this market is so retarded LMAO
[+10] u/lendrickkvmvr: https://preview.redd.it/1oldbpceizwg1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=653e1201dde6c5e90e8b4e79817168284c028e93
[+9] u/Cav829: Might end up being a false alarm, but boy is that a big warning sign of what's going to happen if we ever get confirmation negotiations have fallen apart...
[+9] u/IllustriousRuin1956: LMAO I'm not going lie. Days like today remind just how rigged it all is what type of movement is this??
[+9] u/No_Cod972: Hi, I'd like to order a V with a side of new ATH. Thanks
[+9] u/Tirikemen: Everyone is just flinging their shit at the wall and then proclaiming they are Financial Nostradamus when their poop happens to stick this time. When it falls off in five minutes, they will claim the market is rigged and MMs are very specifically targeting them. I love it; never change wsb.
[+9] u/brondoplantscraveit: We’re literally watching our financial instruments be 100% run by AI. The Pres knows that the algo’s react to him more than any one and is just trading the market with the steering wheel in his hand.
[+9] u/LeCanadien: Money doesn't feel real after a while. Oh +500$, nice, oh -1500, not nice. Eh. I guess it's better to be de-sensitized than trade with emotions.
[+9] u/zestykite: just like that ... puts cooked. this game is dumb
[+9] u/ConstantAd1: I HAVE WON THE WAR BUT PLEASE NEGOTIATE WITH ME TO END THE WAR
[+9] u/neverseengreen: All right which one of you gards turned like 1000 into 50k just now off that V
[+8] u/SmootherDoge: market manipulation maxxing
[+8] u/Main_Ad3943: Yk, if I was an Iranian and saw the sharp drop that happened last night when their air defenses were activated as a "test" or whatever it was, I totally wouldn't think "Hmmm, maybe I could buy tons of puts and then do that again"
[+8] u/Geaux: LOL.
Another drill by Tehran which appears to have bought S&P daily straddles
\- zerohedge on X.
[+8] u/The-guy-in-the-back: So what do i do with my -40,000 put bag im holding
[+8] u/jakeisarake: Imagine panic selling in this market
[+8] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: Growin tired of my fav thread in the world. Less and less funny comments and too many retarded people saying we mooning or crashing for a + or -0.4%. Stfu
[+8] u/i_may_need_rope_soon: Fake manipulated dump. Wait for the incoming fake manipulated pump
[+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bears crying SO HARD that I can hear, see, smell, feel them crying
[+8] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Oh so now the fake news is fake attacks
[+8] u/fizzers_x: What happened? I’m employed and can’t keep up with this bullshit
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Someone made a lot of money today.
Not me.
But someone.
[+8] u/KundaliniVibes: From $711 to $702 back to $710 in just over an hour. If only there were accountability
[+8] u/Jaysler: V to greeeeeen. Let’s go baby!
[+8] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Iran basically figured out they can replace their oil income with false alarm dump and pump income.
[+8] u/zestykite: spy flash dump 1% and V up .8% all in less than 2 hours. some dumb ass shit
[+8] u/Weak_Commercial_7124: We close today at the lows.
[+7] u/Beefy-McQueefy: the fuck just happened?
[+7] u/Snoo23417: I don't know what was crazier - that dump or the immediate V from the bottom.
[+7] u/Ok-Art6659: Ah fuck this shit… i sold all my qqq calls at the bottom and they are almost positive now
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: Btc back on track to 90k
[+7] u/Geaux: per Zerohedge on X
This is how you generate a lot of artificial volatility (all times ET):
12:57pm: Israel on high alert ahead of possible renewed war this weekend: Channel 13
1:03pm: Ghalibaf has resigned as parliament speaker under IRGC pressure: N12 News
1:35 pm: Reports of air defense activation in Tehran: Nour
1:48pm: Israel denies it launched any attack in Iran: Al Araby
2:02pm: Pakistani sources say US-Iran talks are continuing: Al Arabiya
2:05pm: Iran media says air defense in Tehran was a test: Al Araby
2:10pm: Iran reporters deny Ghalibaf has resigned
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: dip buying psychology is a mental illness at this point
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: ~~BOLS FOREVER, SPY800 NEXT MONTH~~
uh I meant BERS IN FULL CONTROL, ~~WE ARE CRASHING, SPY 500 TOMORROW~~
uh hm never mind
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Spy fell so hard I almost called the ambulance to come get me . Imma need my own oxygen tank at home
[+7] u/McClintockC: Just realized Today isn't Friday
Fuck me man
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: One of the most amazing V's ive seen in recent memory
[+7] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bears PUNCHING AIR REALLY FUCKING HARD RN LMAO
[+7] u/rabidstoat: CAR is down 300%, 600%, 800%!
[+7] u/catfromgarfield: seems like the price of oil just trades on headlines and actually has nothing to do with how much oil is flowing
[+7] u/Super-Activity-4675: something tells me this is about to turn down hard again
[+7] u/geddyclaus: These flash crashes are foreplay for what comes later.
[+7] u/Hammered_Time: Bulls thought bears thought bulls thought
[+7] u/sxiom: #NOW THIS IS PODRACING
[+7] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: It’s so weird being both up 25% this year from stocks alone and down 93% all time from options
[+7] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: genuinly believe, because a record amount of people are in the market now, the market makers dump it to cause fear and buy in lower
[+7] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Theres no way this is a healthy market. I cant see this kind of movement ending any way other than disaster over the next few months. But at the same time im regarded and the market doesnt need to be rational and itll probably hit all time high anyways. Im gonna sit cash for a bit still. I had insane gains this year already
[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: Just had an existential moment at work looking at ai stocks and realizing I'm getting no work done and realizing they should replace me with ai
[+6] u/cryptohorn: You see the DHS chick that was a sugar baby. Shyt is wild bruh
[+6] u/TheSeeker331: A $3 one minute candle is insanity. $SPY training like a meme stock
[+6] u/Jemmani22: Put down a landing strip you clown
[+6] u/Rammagedon: What did he tweet...😩
[+6] u/Okami_The_Sun: BREAKING BARON GETS MARGIN CALLED
[+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: damn sold my 708p too early. 180% gain now it's at 700%. GG
[+6] u/KahlVados: TRUMP: Every bigfoot attacking Washington State towns will be shot immediately
[+6] u/CPA-hole: Large boobs will save us
[+6] u/Lolsmileyface13: we are not even down 0.7% on the day lmfao
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Such a parody of a market
[+6] u/edapalooza: This is 🥭's market and we are just losing in it.
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Bears in lambos
Dip buyers in lambos
Everyone in lambos today 🥰
[+6] u/dawgtor: War: bullish
No war: VERY bullish
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: We are going to 713 in an hour while bitch bears keep crying LMAO
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: This is a scared market
[+6] u/b1gb0n312: Just came back after an hour lunch break... We're still green, right?
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: 🥭 is going to announce boots, dip buyers will be obliterated
[+5] u/Overflow0X: As a long term ber, I just wanna say that I switched to calls. Do with that information as you wish.
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: open the strait you crazy bastards!!! oh wait it's just 🥭 keeping it closed
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: bols were so excited earlier 🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/killainvest: I’ll tell you what, a real puss designed the algorithms. They sell at the dumbest news.
[+5] u/CatsBy6969: This market is so so sterdy and healthy reminds me of my wife’s boytoy
[+5] u/wanderingtofu: The dump was due to this news. The pump was due to it being fake news?
Fake news
zerohedge on X: "Iranian Journalist says "news that Ghalibaf has resigned is completely false."" / X
zerohedge on X: "ISRAELI OFFICIAL SAYS "WE DID NOT LAUNCH ANY ATTACK IN IRAN": AL ARABIY" / X
[+21] u/GladDiscount6749: Bols r retarded cause they don’t understand why economics of situation is actually bad
Ber retarded cause while they understand the situation they don’t understand that the game they play is rigged against them
[+21] u/MusingsAndMind: lose 2k gambling
"Oh no! Anyway."
see something I want but it costs $70
"Ahhhh...no, I can't justify that purchase."
[+19] u/Subspace13: Trump to speak during Healthcare Affordability Event. LMAO.
Something something... never seen before. Billions. Tariffs. Sleepy Joe. Obama. Billions.
[+19] u/TieDependent3180: Take 30% profit and don’t look back
Take 30% profit and don’t look back
Take 30% profit and don’t look back
Take 30% profit and don’t look back
[+16] u/f0xinaround: I hate watching these smug fucks stand behind 🥭 and laugh.
[+13] u/FriedCheeseSanga: What the actual fuck, im going to vomit. I fell asleep holding 3k worth of 0dte puts and while i was asleep they went to 77 thousand fucking dollars and then back again to 5k
[+12] u/AncientAd3846: If she ever gets married, she'll be the wife that gets migraines everytime her husband wants sex
[+11] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: It's always priced in and expected unless you would benefit from it being priced in. Then it's something no one could've foreseen.
[+11] u/dylanx5150: Billionaires be talking about creating a utopia while also stocking their bunkers.
[+11] u/BlueDAuvergne: People dont realize these AI ceo's are frantically hyping the shit out of their AI. They not truthful, they are doing marketing. Why are you talking their words at face value lol. They NEED to overstate and oversell everything because they are burning billions and they need to keep the "one more investment bro, please Bro" hype going or they are dead.
"Our model is so advanced we cant release it to the public"
- company whose super model got hacked within a week
- company that had their sourcecode leaked less than a month ago
[+10] u/ApathysLastKiss_: You know someone out there is still holding CAR thinking it's gonna go back to 800 lmao
[+10] u/Level_Counter3062: X is full of click bait posts that ...see more
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: It destroys my brain every day trying to understand the market pricing in daily postponement of the Strait opening... Like doesn't shortage of fuel kinda effect, like everything?
[+10] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: U.S. Navy sailor assigned to minesweeping ship bound for the Hormuz Strait medically evacuated to home port after he was scratched by a monkey in Thailand."
LOL
[+10] u/donkeybray: I love how this subreddit becomes salty when the market dumps. I'm buying the dip.
[+10] u/PM__ME_UR_BOOBS: Down $9k today, lost all my profits for the year. Truly amazing how the market hit all time highs and I'm still at breakeven 😎
[+9] u/poopieuser909: sub is bearish on SPY and INTC, loading up calls
[https://bagholderindex.com/](https://bagholderindex.com/)
[+9] u/No_Relief_8705: Just got off phone with Mr. Stonk Market
He said 'this shit is rallying'
I asked 'why'
He said 'idk u fuckin dumbass just btfd'
[+9] u/Snowman33001: Bers didn’t account for price insensitive buyers like me.
[+8] u/Neither-Still-8841: People need to understand that it's not stocks that go up, it's the dollar that is becoming a dogshit
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I buy it dumps. I sell it pumps. I don’t get it
[+8] u/Reply_Stunning: something very homosexual is going to happen this weekend
[+8] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Man you cant even be a bear for more than 5 mins in this market. Insane.
[+8] u/internetf1fan: maybe i jumped onto msft call a bit too quickly.
[+8] u/BadBoyBilbo: I am the Great Portfolio.
I need some TP for my bunghole.
[+8] u/jda823: Laying off 10% of your work force tells me no additional innovation is coming from your company any time soon
[+8] u/AdvisorOdd1938: The loss porn from today must be insane. Please share it
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Bers thought they were gonna get rich.
But they got rekt.
[+8] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Straight up guys if you are long on CAR. Baghold it forever and hope for another squeeze.
Or
Take the L and average the fuck down and get out on a dead cat bounce or watch it go to 50 bucks or less. it’s a shit company.
[+8] u/Oograr: AP: "Intel pivoting to shoe sales"
[+8] u/Capital-Restaurant69: I love market manipulation
[+7] u/browsk: Or the bears will fomo back in and we keep ripping 💀 50/50
[+7] u/No_Tough_2065: A cliff is forming.. omg
[+7] u/Taco_muncher_yumyum: Craaaaaaab people, craaaaaaab people. Taste like crab, talk like people.
[+7] u/4sKompany: If 🥭 talks today, anyone wanna guess the amount of times the guy says “like no one’s ever seen before” or “never seen anything like it” ?
My guess is 9
[+7] u/Butter_Ball22: reddit flagged my account for hate speech. get fucked mods
[+7] u/BatChemist: is this pump bear trap or bull trap? what do i do?
[+7] u/Ebonvvings: I shorted car at 815 and covered at 794. Yes, im regarded
[+7] u/CapContent2264: intc is about to shit all over itself
[+7] u/ThanksDependent1001: Somehow traded 76k today and ended with a $347 profit. 🐂
[+7] u/MagneticRetard: TRUMP SPEAKING AT 3PM
MOTHER OF ALL TACO?
[+6] u/StressPooper: People still can't tell when WH insiders are getting out because trump is about to do something stupid and it shows.
[+6] u/DrElkSnout: Tough to want to deploy capital when you realize that at any moment this bitch can just limit down for NO FUCKING REASON.
[+6] u/Different_Being368: Im doing my taxes and my yolo gambler account generated 12 A4 pages with 100 usd profit total 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/VirgillMastercard: I swear to god Americans are the most retarded people on the planet!
[+6] u/LeoFireGod: Some ding dong probably bought puts at the bottom.
It’s me the ding dong.
[+6] u/radioref: The Gay of Bearmez is open
[+6] u/GrapefruitOrganic741: everything's going down except my girlfriend
[+6] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Market doesnt seem to be pricing in a restart of the war
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: Dear Microsoft, please see attached my 3 step strategy to get back to $560/share
Step 1. Tell USG you will buy Anthropic to put their fears to rest
Step 2. Negotiate a deal for like 2 year
Step 3. Either buy them or say it’s not very good after all
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Bought 712 puts at the top sold it for 900% profit. Looks like meat is back on the menu boys
[+6] u/Ed_Alchemist: Maybe they forgot they weren’t supposed to attack until after market closes
[+6] u/TieDependent3180: Tomorrow is a new day
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: SAAS fears overblown & am buying the dip ...
[+5] u/Ben_f157: Thank you for the laugh this morning
[+5] u/Butter_Ball22: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: Cutting the grass. What’d I miss
[+5] u/call_me_pele: Sold puts for $300 loss 30 minutes later they’re up $7k. No steaks today :(
[+5] u/gregot76: Spx ath incoming again
[+5] u/ILikeCorgiButt: Who bought PUTs 2 weeks ago and bought calls today? Anyone?
[+5] u/AbletonUser333: Here's the play - tomorrow this piece of fucking shit will attempt to rebound because of all of the morons who think stonk only go up. It won't get far, will bleed back down a bit by afternoon. This weekend, mango will do something VERY stupid and the market will open down 3% on Monday morning.
[+9] u/Temporary-Equal-774: 🥭: Stock market is at ATH
lol
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: We’re going to need alot more bombs to make this peace deal
[+7] u/Throwaway1021920087: this dump is saving my poorly timed puts
[+7] u/probably-ck: I was on the wrong side again. INTC .\_.
[+6] u/Horror_Yam_9078: SPY Would be a LOT cooler if it dropped -6% over the next half hour.
[+6] u/Rawkstonks: There has never been a market in history so effected by news or even rumors
Its absolutely insane and impossible to trade
[+6] u/bm_mane8: Remember guys, Nasdaq is at an ath during a conflict that’s difficult to get out of and impacts energy all across the world, all this when mango is at the helm. Remember.
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: you know Trump is screaming right now at someone to make the v shape manipulation algo buy faster
[+6] u/PushAble2463: Been on a massive W streak this year, today it really ended. MM’s have figured out my strategy of just buying whatever I don’t even know what is. I’m in everything from sex toys to oil service, can’t believe they figured my next moves today of all days.
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: Nooooo SPY don't kill yourself your so sexy aha
[+5] u/PeaDifficult2909: Small bump on the way to 715 EOD
[+5] u/ClayMost: Sold my 4/23 711p at $3...
[+5] u/Herzegovac: Scary how violently SPY reacted downwards to false news of attack on Iran.
[+5] u/Nerfarean: Already did. On the throne rn
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: now thats a V if ive ever seen one
[+5] u/Jazzlike-Proof-9614: I would like to cash in my voucher for one power hour please
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Hippity hoppity the strait is mangos property
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: Are ASTS calls right here retard enough?
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Ofc this happens when I go long, why wouldn’t it
[+5] u/TheMatinow: Bought dip, and it kept dipping