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[+42] u/nferatsa: https://preview.redd.it/qzoicyu6sswg1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d685ae53ca9e765f1654e99bc880ed407e997a7
[+32] u/FabulousLanguage6216: BREAKING: TOMORROW MM WILL PUMP THIS RIGGED MARKET HIGHER ACCORDING TO OFFICIALS FAMILIAR WITH THIS MATTER : AXIOS
[+27] u/ValueOfADollar: I lost half a year’s pay on AMD puts today. gg
[+25] u/Romanian_: AI bubble burst. Should've invested in real companies like Tesla with PE 360
[+21] u/Potato_Battery: So indexes are just gonna pump 1-2% daily and we just have to accept being rich?
[+19] u/ajibtunes: I’ve put “top 1% commenter on WSB” on my tinder profile and I’ve been getting 6x more matches
[+18] u/7fingersDeep: yep- TSLA calls were the most obvious play on the planet. So obvious that I almost inversed myself.
[+18] u/confused_teabagger: >White House says only Trump knows how long extension of Iran ceasefire will last
Very cool! That makes for a lively market. Whipsaws are what investors crave!
[+17] u/theineffablebob: wow
\*TESLA 1Q FREE CASH FLOW $1.44B, EST. NEGATIVE $1.86B
[+17] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine thinking TSLA’s earning numbers mean ANYTHING
[+16] u/MagJack: my account is up more than a years take home pay in just 3 weeks. i could almost buy a 2012 civic now.
[+16] u/KwisatzHaterach: NOW beat earnings and then drilled fourteen mfing dollars. I’m going to go get drunk
[+15] u/GoZukkYourself: Elon and I have a combined net worth of $800 billion.
[+15] u/SalemKinkTrials: If you unironically think Tesla deserves to go up there’s something genuinely wrong with your brain but thank you for helping my calls 🙏🚀
[+15] u/jijitalk: Omg, fuck you servicenow fuck you and your whole family.
[+13] u/illicit_FROG: TSLA did not beat it's earning hahaha, that shit is as fake as fuck ...
[+13] u/Coogiez: I don’t understand how spy is still over 700 but I won’t question it
[+13] u/UnivalveX: another day another ATH
[+13] u/2020isgreat: WH SR. ADVISER HASSETT: BEFORE THE WAR, THE US RECEIVED WARNINGS OF IRAN POSSESSING 11 NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
they are straight up saying they reached nukes now?? not approaching them lmfao
[+12] u/weewoowewoooo: Bull market is completely back! SPY 750 by next week
[+12] u/emanresu711: Everything just getting higher and higher. I need to smoke some weed
[+12] u/LouieM13: Only idiots would buy puts on that cult car company
[+12] u/TraipseTraveller: Whoever bought TSLA puts, get in line behind the Wendy's dumpster
[+12] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #TSLA TO 1000 forward P/E
[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: NOW is blaming the Middle East conflict for their poor guidance 🤣
> 🔸 Due To Conflict In Middle East, Outlook Reflects Assessment Of Geopolitical Headwinds On Deal Timing For Remainder Of FY26; Will See Some Near-Term Headwinds To Margins As We Integrate Armis Business In FY26
[+12] u/MagneticRetard: wow TSLA beat earnings. That means its stock should be $103 instead of $100
[+11] u/419Penguins: Help me breath, i cant breathe, wtf man. I did puts on TSLA
[+11] u/SlapYouSilly999: Allah blessed my NOW puts. He wills it!
[+10] u/somanyvegetables: spacex must have bought a lot of cybertrucks this quarter.
[+10] u/investgodbde: SEMIS CONTINUE TO PUMPPPP
[+10] u/productspro: I JUST BOUGHT INTO NOW AND NOW IM FUCKED? BERS ARE GAY
[+9] u/hermeskino715: TSLA pumping?
#SIGH
^(and no I don't have puts. Just disappointed)
[+9] u/Scalpaholic: July 10th is Judgement Day. This will be 4 months after the oil rally was sustained on March 10th and the average length of time between similar oil shocks and subsequent Recessions.
Also ATH and other completely stupid shenanigans occur before Recessions too because the crash can't be a crash without a cliff to fall off of.
July 10 2026. Be there. It'll be wild.
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Fuck me I got TSLA puts
[+9] u/Independent-List-242: It would be diabolical if Tesla opens tomorrow under 390
[+9] u/LeBhikariLe: SaaS bagholders reunite
[+9] u/__nameless____: It became THEN lmao ☕
[+9] u/greyenlightenment: lol "Tesla Q1 earnings 2026 live updates: Revenue misses estimates as EV demand weakens"
stock goes up 4% ah
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: Service Now to change its company name to Not Now
[+8] u/Edjedonnie24: I went full puts, 1 min before close
[+8] u/NotMe357: To keep the TSLA pump someone should hide Elon so he doesn't speak at the Earning Call lol.
No seriously....
[+8] u/31andnotdone: i want no parts of this delusion.
[+8] u/7fingersDeep: If you bought TSLA puts because of "fundamentals" - you're not paying attention.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Did all SaaS get rugged on now earnings?
[+8] u/Future_Hyena2562: MSFT calls again tomorrow. Rinse and repeat
[+8] u/IamtryigOKAY: Tesla report gain 36c on a share 🤣 stock goes up 5%
[+8] u/f0xinaround: TSLA is up so big because they're pivoting to bird shoes.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: r/valueinvesting would have bought VCR companies in the late 90s.
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: Man I'm tired, lemme take my pants off and relax for a bit
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[+8] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: NOW slipped it in the wrong hole
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Special place in hell for these fuckers pumping it end of day after jerking it around all day
[+7] u/Captain_Lameson: Lost all that I made in the past week. Fuck this manipulated market.
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Elmo gonna come out and say they will stop producing model 3 and Y now to completely pivot to sex robots and ai data centers.
+12%
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: Anyone that bought Tesla puts should hang it up
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: Are my 6800p expiring tomorrow cooked?
[+7] u/politicalinvestor: Did Tesla earnings drop already
[+7] u/TheSmallPotato: Anyone playing $NOW?
[+7] u/pink_ego_box: TSLA same P/E and stock price
The day it'll fall will be the mother of all Clifford's lmfao
[+7] u/jda823: War could restart tomorrow and this shit would stay over 700
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: AMD up 50% in 1 month LMAO 500B company
[+7] u/Ozqi: What happened with MSFT?
[+7] u/Gajax: So basically TSLA is becoming a tennis shoe company. Calls it is.
[+7] u/StonkaTrucks: \+1k on Monday, -$1k today.
[+7] u/chancepack: SaaSpocalypse is back! Hello.
[+7] u/hv876: ServiceNow: we cured cancer
Market: SaaS is kill
[+7] u/SubduedWeed: Maybe I didn't sell MSFT too early lol..
[+7] u/Noticeably98: Good news everyone— turns out you *can* be wrong every time!
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Hear me out, it’s not about oil, it’s about raising condom prices and keeping people home cause gas is too expensive to bang so birth rates go up. Calls on diapers.
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Today I learned NOW has the power to move billions in market cap for other companies
[+7] u/Kickboy21: SIR A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE SOFTWARE STOCKS
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: The lesson here is never buy anything where it seems to make sense, always buy what makes zero sense
[+7] u/skymagic: TSLA continues to be a retards delight 🤣
[+7] u/xeemyy: Looks like 8 out of 10 users here are invested in NOW. What is this shit, value investing?
[+6] u/Sick0h: IM BUYING WITH ALL SHES GOT CAPTAIN
[+6] u/E39_CBX: If TSLA hits 420 tomorrow I will name my cat Elon
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: Spy sat idle all day to fuck 0DTEs and pump the last 30 minute to force sales lmao
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: Looks like TSLA pivoted into a sneaker company that builds AI infrastructure.
[+6] u/darth_scion: Quick little TSLA call before close 🤌
[+6] u/jayxmor: Tesla and it’s continuous path of annihilating bers LMAO
[+6] u/Xzlk: TSLA big miss and green as fuck. Predictions are too easy
[+6] u/KodiakBlackIsBack: im gonna rent a car from Avis and drive it off a cliff... similarly to how their stock did
[+6] u/Xelonima: Of course TSLA will go up bitches because oil is too expensive duh
[+6] u/ManBearPig2433: Everything’s computer?
Always has been.
[+6] u/MadDabbed: PLEASE PLEASE HOLD THESE GAINS AND MORE AFTER THE CALL
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Warsh is another nutlicker
[+6] u/AlpacaDream7: If you liked NOW at 103 you’re gonna love it at 13
[+6] u/SighRamp: my TSLA Calls looking fire
[+6] u/Kindled808: Bunch of fresh traders shorting Tesla 😂😂😂 first time?????
[+6] u/Fair_Philosopher575: $NOW beats eps, revenue, shit dumps 14% 🥀🥀 what the fuck bro
[+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: why is msft dying wtf lol
[+6] u/Ok_Winner9825: I’m a bear out of spite now never talk to me about forward looking ever again
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: Mango is about due to do something stupid to tank the market so his buddies can buy calls before he tacos. It’s about that time
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Bulls are statistically better people
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: We already had our crash for the year, they can't crash it twice in one year
🫵 It's against the rules
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Lol AVIS down nearly 40% today, I was planning to buy puts but I saw they were in the thousands..
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #My god $NOW that is a gigantic red dildo
[+6] u/dylanx5150: NFLX gonna force me to do mouth stuff on the side.
[+6] u/vermilli21: Black Thursday surely tomorrow right?
[+6] u/Tropicalfisher: So. You thought TSLA would go down.
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SPY is announcing a new ADVANCED BAGHOLDING INITIATIVE.
This post was sponsored by the guy who always hedges his ports with puts
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Bearhunter predicted none of this, just as I predicted LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/kemar7856: Of course tsla is green 😒
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: tesler doing a bit of a heads and shoulders there? it would be a shame if that spike were to be destroyed
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: I bought a CAR 500p yesterday at open. Scalped a wuock 300 and got scared and said nope. If I fucking held it...id have turned that 2300 into 9k as it stands. FML.
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: wtf NOW go down alone
[+6] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: Buying NOW for earnings was a mistake.....
[+6] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: r/valueinvesting in shambles
[+6] u/powerboner: Literally no dead cats on CAR. HAHA
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Did the algos finally figure out MSFT and NOW are not the same?
(Call Holder of MSFT)
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Any credibility Axios had: fucking gone.
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: >Iran says it is prepared for 2026 World Cup participation in the US
I don't think Iran is going to back down, I don't think they physically can considered the size of their ballz. I am beginning to think all those "conspiracy theorists" that said we might have $100 brent for up to 3 years, might have been right!
[+6] u/TrueDoge007: A new generation of bagholders was born. Time to make them Avis bag holder sub
[+6] u/Capital-Restaurant69: wait till morning lol
[+5] u/DeepFriedAnoos: omg what is it another fucking cease fire???
[+5] u/Frosty-Pea-4577: Full ported ASTS what could possibly go wrong?
[+5] u/jeffynihao: 8 hours ago I thought I was a genius for timing puts correctly. My dumbass didn't think 8 hours later we would completely reverse despite oil being up
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: No stake in the game but I hope TSLA shiets the bed lmao
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: TESLA SAYS - CYBERCAB, TESLA SEMI AND MEGAPACK 3 ARE ON SCHEDULE FOR VOLUME PRODUCTION STARTING IN 2026
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Don't worry if you missed TSLA. The real money is playing the inevitable correction.
[+5] u/Zimoula: Tesla opened the week at 404$ and and it went down just to get same price post earnings lmao
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Even if the numbers were bad TSLA wouldn't go down so why would u short it lmao
[+5] u/Comfortable733: Took my loss on TSLA short. Prepare for it to drill
[+5] u/Most-Crazy2353: Oh fuck off now we even get tesla rallying
[+5] u/The_Albertino: Thank you AMD, OKLO, LUNR, and others for pumping my port 40% in April
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Who would’ve known just holding tickers would make you so much money lmao
[+5] u/MadSkyGlider: I picked service now instead of Tesla let’s see fate in 1 min my hearts pumping and I didn’t even have redbull fuck
[+5] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: I made $1 today, the Canadian government found out, broke into my house (no castle doctrine law, I'm legally obligated to cook them dinner and give them sloppy toppy) took 50% of it and moved in some asylum seekers into my basement.
[+5] u/br0botic: Got stuck in a meeting and didn’t get to buy my earnings lotto tickets 😡
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: IBM called MSFT the N word
[+5] u/SlapYouSilly999: NOW is dog shit wrapped in cat shit
[+5] u/SteveStacks: Why is msft dropping?
[+5] u/Evander85: Bought some NOW at 87.74 let’s see if that dip gets bought or straight to hell
[+5] u/ImWellEndowed: NOW dip buyers are r/investing are fucking cooked
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: What happened to LULU down 5%
[+5] u/2020isgreat: MSFT holders can't get anything lmao
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Ive seen TSLA move up big and the. O red into the night and give up all its gains and another 10% lol. So dont count those eggs before they hatch
[+5] u/After-Question3165: MSFT £2.1 billion civil settlement in Britanistan
[+5] u/CardiologistEqual336: get MSFT out of S&P500 🤡
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Why is Microsoft dumping?
[+5] u/xammogo: what the fuck is happening with servicenow
[+5] u/SighRamp: made huge MSFT gains and decided not to get greedy even with end of week and next week expiry calls and closed them out earlier today.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #AMD to $1000 👴🏾👆🏾👴🏾👆🏾👴🏾👆🏾 LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Alarmed_House23: MSFT is not Service Now
[+5] u/svpa3991: ServiceNow is what you would hear at the back of a Wendy’s. Of course it’s dropping like someone’s trousers
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: MSFT should change it's name to MicroAI so it doesn't get flagged as SaaS
[+5] u/Maxim7m4: My IBM calls are burned to a crisp
[+5] u/jerm2z: People keep asking for Service Now, you gotta fucking wait bitch
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: https://preview.redd.it/dmt5rp7jwswg1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69f4d0298195732f040a6940a8551b28de1743a
[+5] u/oldprecision: Oh nooz, IT ticket software sales not as good as hoped, dump $MSFT.
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Thank you IBM. I have two assholes to shit now
[+5] u/studybreak15: Today was the wrong day to buy $24k worth of MSFT calls
[+5] u/apple-sauce: NOW is tanking all SaaS
[+5] u/xeemyy: Microsoft❌ Micro🅱️enis ✅
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Wait you're telling me this is from $NOW meeting expectations?? yeah analysts might be the most worthless people around
[+5] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Holy shit CAR went down 40% today
[+5] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/y8cj6qdpxswg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b7e4b0eb359587fb770c415206cd38751da15d
[+5] u/freegimmethree: QS bags are not as heavy.
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: Did now announce they were pivoting to a shoe company?
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Who sold me these Tesla puts 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Lol ServiceNow just tanked SaaS again
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: When Elon hits $1T net worth here shortly can we launch him into space as his prize?
[+5] u/Damerman: What software you bitches buying?
In other words, who buying the dip on NOW?
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: This rally shall be quelled!!!
[+58] u/severed02: 🥭 said Iran has until Sunday to negotiate or else he’ll give them one more week
[+32] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Karlene Leavitt ‘The President chose to extend the ceasefire because it’s Iran that needs to get its act together.’
🤣🤣🤣 do people really believe this shit
[+25] u/SherbertOk2563: Upvote if you think market is going down tomorrow.
[+24] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bears right now:
https://preview.redd.it/yxiwc8w52twg1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0968b148fb0748fca61e3e442ff5416629d334
[+24] u/Speech_Path: I am done being an unprofitable trader. From now on I’ll just QQQ/VOO and chill. See you degeneratives later 🙏🏻
[+23] u/Slabbed1738: Tesla revenue down 9% yoy. 300 PE at 1.4T why not lol
[+20] u/PushAble2463: How can Iran attack and seize ships without a navy? Strange
[+19] u/Swiftnice: TSLA planning an assembly line to produce 10 million Optimus robots per year. Sure bro thats definitely going to happen.
[+18] u/LossMax: 24k day. I'm poor so this is big for me
[+15] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: it blows my mind that you bols can look at this SPY chart and buy fucking calls
[+15] u/Shortify: Right now, the stock market is at record highs, but regular people are struggling with high gas and food prices. That’s because when the government and banks create new money, it goes to big companies and rich investors first. They use it to buy stocks, which pushes prices up. By the time any of that money reaches normal families through jobs or wages, prices for gas, groceries, and rent have already gone up too. So the people who own stocks feel richer, while everyone else feels poorer because their paycheck doesn’t stretch as far. The market is betting everything will work out fine, but most experts think this gap can’t last forever.
[+14] u/Shortify: If the Strait of Hormuz stays blocked or dangerous past June, companies will start losing money and stocks will probably drop around July or August. But the worst part for families overseas comes a little later. By late summer, food will get more expensive because fertilizer is already scarce, and by fall, there could be shortages of rice and wheat. So Wall Street might feel the hit in 2-3 months, but families in Asia and Africa are hurting right now, and it could get much worse by September if oil keeps having trouble getting through.
[+14] u/ObscureUsername000: Tesla's 3.8 billion shares at $400 each, if invested in shit our grandparents bought (4% CDs) would generate 15 billion in profit per quarter.
That is 30x more than TSLA earns with it.
[+14] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Bulls can't keep getting away with this. They are not supposed to be allowed to make this much money
[+13] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO
[+12] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Lotta people here are NOW bag holders
🥁 tss
[+12] u/BrownDog42069: totally normal for a $1.5 trillion company to have quarterly revenue of $20 billion and eps of $0.30 right?
[+12] u/SergeantThreat: The most imaginary part of marvel movies is that Tony Stark had to be smart to make a trillion dollar company. Being the head of a cult is a way easier way to do that
[+12] u/Swiftnice: Damn your ass must be sore.
[+11] u/IntrepidToday0: MSFT dropping because of NOW is hilarious. Calls tomorrow for easiest play ever
[+11] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: 🌮 says seizing ships not violation of ceasefire. Market buys it but left scratching my head…
[+11] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: Made $1000 on CAR puts this morning. Only left $24,000 on the table.
[+11] u/InitialPsychology731: MSFT gonna hit 440 tomorrow
[+11] u/DefiantDelta: you know it’s a fugazi day when equities oil and the dollar all rise together they’re playing in our faces
[+11] u/sloanemonroe: I still think there is a chance this pump is manufactured by the government because they might be planning a ground invasion and don’t want the market to fall too far. But I’m probably fucking crazy.
[+10] u/LazyAd3074: Rip to those who bought CAR at 840 this morning.
[+10] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: You mean to tell me Apple put a company veteran at the helm right before earnings and Tim is still in the boardrooms? The script has already been written. Easy calls. Slam dunk earnings guaranteed. Yall can be fucking dumb af and bet on dead horses all day but I won’t.
[+10] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I'm starting to think that unlimited terms for politicians might not be such a great idea
[+10] u/stonksf: Who else getting intel puts for earnings
[+10] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: ITS ALWAYS NEXT YEAR LMAO
[+10] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: One leads to the other. Keep those emotions in check
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: Someone explain to me how the oil shortage has gone away now. When it should get worse literally Every day
[+9] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: I just love being down 10k all time. It's my favorite.
[+9] u/Democrazy_: Norway selling oil at $130 per barrel, way above spot price. Buyers are getting desperate, but who has time to worry about that when TSLA is pumping 4% on absolutely nothing only because they held an earnings call!
[+9] u/Stmast: Lol NOW ceo coming in with fucking aggression this calll
[+9] u/Venice_LA: more software money about to rotate into semis tomorrow
[+9] u/EyeSea7923: LLMs are the annoying employee that thinks they know everything and say it with confidence, but consistently incorrect and will argue about it even when you show them a validation on why they are wrong.
Crazy
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine convincing yourself a stock market crash is coming because you think equities are too high
[+9] u/sylphvanas: Fuck you bulls, I’m bout to be broke
[+8] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Opened a Linkedin acct earlier this year and someone wants to 'connect' with me. It's a guy so it kind of sounds gay.
[+8] u/gomper: Tsla gotta be cooking them books right?
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: enron en route to 400 p/e ratio... solid
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers I like you, don’t show up to the market this year.
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: Congrats to US taxpayers in bailing out he UAE
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: My 250 shares of MU with a 460 cost basis are finally green
[+7] u/TreGet234: Still mental that the market ultimately completely shrugged off tariffs. Maybe i should just become a perma bull.
[+7] u/EnginrA: TSLA over 400
AMD over 300
SPY over 700
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: I’m up like $50k today on fucking shares lol
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $NOW posts a double beat 🥳
\> EPS of $0.97 vs $0.96
\> Sales of $3.77B vs $3.74B
But the company warns that the conflict in the middle east is creating uncertainty within deal timing for the rest of this year.
Shares are being sold down aggressively after hours.
[+7] u/flipper200: tryna turn $100 into $100 trillion like the rest of these ballers😩
[+7] u/kawkface: Elon: "everything's computer."
#$TSLA up 10%
[+7] u/Broad_Front7788: It's r/sounding like there still won't be a deal anytime soon
[+7] u/mtnrnnr802: Did MSFT create aids?
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: My personal theory is that Iran doesn't want to open the strait because a great and ancient evil will come out of the depths causing the end of the world, that also explains the sea mines and the US ordinance near it.
Or the strait never actually existed in the first place and that is why the market doesn't care about it.
[+7] u/stonksf: Semis pumping intel red lmfao
[+7] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’ve now been involved in 2 Avis crashes in my lifetime.
[+6] u/dmitrious: Software rugging again after Optimus announced it will vibe code your favorite porno site
[+6] u/callsonreddit: Why MSFT drop in AH?
[+6] u/TacomaSteelhead: 🥭 says that Iran seizing non-US flagged ships does not constitute a violation of his ceasefire. Iran has him in a corner due to the negative economic impacts; he’s going to claim victory and the war ends within <checks notes> two weeks.
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: This may be the most bullish market we have ever seen
[+6] u/astromouse2024: WHY DID I SELL MY AAPL CALLS
[+6] u/TranzitBusRouteB: The software apocalypse is back, NOW down 13% after earnings, ADBE, CRWD down 2% after no news, MSFT falling
[+6] u/Bryjeter2: Expectations so low for Tesla, green dildo so obvious
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Why is saas getting re-rugged?
[+6] u/Inner_View1095: What the fuck is going on ?
[+6] u/DH64: still up on my msft calls but I am annoyed
[+6] u/J-E-S-S-E-: MSFT back to 360 post earnings
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: I should have bought real stocks like POET and DNUT
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Played 1dte spy puts last hour and sold for a loss.
I’m like oh yeah, this why I don’t play puts 🤷🏻♂️
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: Lol more TSLA lies and bullshit. Glad I don't touch that shit with a ten foot pole.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT getting turbo fucked by NOW while scam TSLA moons lol
[+6] u/DisgrunltedDan: Update on the POET YOLO guy from 3 months ago . He’s almost to $1 million !
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1qfs8c5/comment/ohpbgz3/?context=1
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $AMZN + $GOOGL the CLEAR MAG 7 greats.
Business way to diversified and STRONG revenues.
[+6] u/FlakyRoll4440: Someone please dump tomorrow , by mistake I bought PUT instead of Call on QQQ , ohh God
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: bers: "im gonna time the top of SNDK to the exact cent!" as their moms preheat the oven to 350 degrees for their dino nuggies.
[+6] u/tortoisepump: Buffett: Never Bet Against ~~America~~ Tesla
[+6] u/zestykite: here comes the tsla bassssssss drop
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Elon dont forget to say AI 1000 times
[+6] u/Mother___Night: Tesla, red by morning.
[+6] u/ArtisticFrame5790: How many of you bought CAR today???
[+6] u/River_Sandhu: Nah we’re all Indians bro, sorry
[+5] u/-Ophidian-: What the fuck just happened to NOW?
[+5] u/dontslambro: Get fucked major market squeeze
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: No way msft is dropping because of Now...?
[+5] u/cryptohorn: When companies can't make earnings they'll blame it on stuff like Ukraine Russia in 2022
[+5] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Like yeah I’ve really never heard of servicenow and apparently it can make other companies lose billions in market cap
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers were once bols that got fucked by a ber and turned ghey
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: there are only 3 types of stocks you should ever invest in
semis
space
quantum
nothing will ever have as much growth even biotech which cant even hold gains overnight
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Service not Now, maybe later
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Breaking news! NOW has just sank an oil cruiser in Iran and unilaterally imposed tariffs on China!
[+5] u/aa73gc: Just when we thought the market couldn't get any more regarded here we are
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: I have calls , so for my sanity I’ll check back at 7am
[+5] u/stonetrade: Maybe the real way to happiness is not watching the news. Because if I was only watching the market I’d believe everything is going woderful.
[+5] u/zestykite: car down $400in a single day. not bad not bad.
[+5] u/VaIentineX: saaspocalyse 2.0 starts tomorrow
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Since every stock I buy tanks I may start buying diverse sets of etfs, MMs can't rug them all on me
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Sold my IBM & NOW positions before close. Had a hunch that good earnings will still pull them down
[+5] u/salacious_lion: Gonna be crazy if CAR goes back to 150 this week
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *IBM wtf? Couldn't you just say Ai? A fucking shoe company says Ai and moons and you? Damn it man.*
*My calls are rekt.*
[+5] u/Rmonte90: What can I yolo into tomorrow? What’s everyone thinking?
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Everything is computer. Who am I to bet against computers?
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: Get in loser, we goin' retardmaxxing.
[+5] u/EyeSea7923: AI scare coming. It's scheduled every quarter during earnings.
[+5] u/PushAble2463: I’m gonna miss work tomorrow and blame the conflict in the middle east.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: $715 tomorrow on my momma!!
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: Feel the worst for cash gang during this run. At least bers participated and got fcked. Cash gang is just sitting in the cuck chair looking at those calls they added to their watchlist in pain
[+5] u/CPA-hole: Puts on UFO researchers
[+5] u/salacious_lion: Scariest part about CAR dropping 50% intraday is that it's not even oversold yet
[+5] u/syedhuda: it feels like God is teaching the bers a lesson
[+5] u/Professional-Sea-127: The market is definitely not rigged, everything goes on of course above, all other problems are solved.
[+5] u/zoro_4252: What did u buy and how much? Spy had a very low volume. Car puts?
[+5] u/catfromgarfield: he said the bad c word again (capex)
[+5] u/Nice-Truck8806: no im not "retardmaxxing" i'm chromomaxxing. get it right
[+5] u/Berto_: World's richest man cant afford a speaking coach.
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Call a tow truck, CAR broke down
[+5] u/poopieuser909: Those consistent green candles end of day are why I gamble
[+5] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: I FUCKING LOVE YOU ELON
[+5] u/Jesus-Musk: LETS GO IBM YOU STUPID WH*RE!!!!!
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: All right Ketamine Queen. Pump that shit.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: When even TSLA is pumping, you know bers are absolutely cooked no matter what
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: So fucking pissed mate
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: So the whole market is just shit ai data centers nobody wants and TSLA promising robots? Our society is so cooked
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: My 0dte msft puts that expired 15 minutes ago are printing big. Fuck this market
[+5] u/Double_Persimmon_789: Msft acting like it has earnings
[+5] u/astromouse2024: Sold my aapl $280 calls for a 57% gain but they were for 5/22 so I feel like a bitch for selling
[+5] u/brainlet99094: NOW tanked -> panic sell the igv bellweather -> selling all software
[+5] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Why SaaS dead again? Please tell
[+5] u/bbbyismymommy: Lets Hope elon speaks and does some Bad Shit again so Tesla can Go to hell
[+5] u/Nudge55: WHY IS SOFTWARE TANKING
[+5] u/BladeFireQ: Did Antrophic Released a new model?
[+5] u/noimnotinterested: Someone should sell poet shorts regards will be foaming at the mouth buying it by now.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: TIME TO INFLATE THE BUBBLE ONCE MORE
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Okay I’m 26 years old and have a pretty good data science job at a corporation and a startup that’s actually making real money but at the same time I have ZERO dollars in my bank account … I guess it should be obvious why … well I discovered this sub and honestly it’s a source of pride at this point…
[+20] u/isolated-cat: loving the meltdown of TSLA bulls
FUCK TSLA
[+19] u/jasperCrow: Ahhh shit, the WH just Pam Bondi’d the market 🤦♂️
https://preview.redd.it/aldezg0vdtwg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2281e8d48390632f7bded7c7f21f9852e62ac431
[+17] u/Numerous_Put4717: Just heard on Tesla earnings call. "Revenue is whatever the fuck we say it is" next question
[+16] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Tesla rug im so fucked
[+16] u/hoidzaheer777: I put my final $2000 in Tesla calls
IM FUCKED
[+14] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Everything he's promising, not happening....
[+14] u/Thunder_Nipples: Imagine playing TSLA earnings in 2026 🤡
[+14] u/Imgoin2brich: TSLA was, is, and always will be a bloated, overvalued pig stock forever and always
I dont care how often this opinion gets downvoted, its true
Also fck Enron Musk
[+12] u/diefy7321: Breaking News: Elon Musk says eventually AI will get old
Lmfaoooo
[+12] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Marked safe from TSLA earnings.
[+12] u/FloppyButtholeJelly: It just crashed. That was the crash… the 2nd one in a year
[+11] u/uncsucks: I think we might actually dump tomorrow
[+11] u/UntilTheCowsComeHome: Just got up from an hour long nap. How are my Tesla calls looking?
[+11] u/BruceMee: Remember when stocks used to go down sometimes? That was crazy, right?
[+10] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Oh poor TSLa bulls were already counting their dollars and it’s gone
[+10] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Ive seen enough… TSLA -> 450 at open tomorrow
[+10] u/Agreeable-Paper8366: I’ve never heard anyone sound less confident than Elon Musk right now.
[+10] u/StuffedBunss: Tsla is lucky to have gotten away with a .78 gain. It deserved to die. But the markets can’t die yet. Baron hasnt sold his calls. So neutral and we pamp tomorrow
[+10] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: There’s a 13 year old boy somewhere that trades better than most grown men here with 20 years experience
[+10] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: taking a bong rip bc CAR is at 420
[+10] u/ddrsdght: Don’t forget he’s running all these companies while also being one of the worlds top poe2 and Diablo players being logged in 24 hours a day
[+10] u/Separate_Asparagus94: I want the market to crash
[+9] u/KevinWarshNudes: In times like these I like to drink a cold refreshing wolf cola, the official soft drink of Boca raton.
[+9] u/BillyShears2015: The worst part about the ai “revolution” is all these dumb people running around pretending to be smart
[+9] u/lessoninprogress: Tesla is foreshadowing the rest of tech it’s all bullshit
[+9] u/WombatShwambat: I guess Elmo didn’t snort enough ketamine before trying to pump the stock
[+9] u/NewDawn101: Tesla claims robotaxis have hardly ran over anyone since the rollout
[+9] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Mango posted that markets are at all time high definitely top is in
[+9] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Tesla buls victory dance canceled
[+9] u/Separate_Asparagus94: I hate this market I’m gonna legit throw up from my unrealized losses
[+9] u/hallett21: “Points to himself in mirror”
Bitch.
[+9] u/VisualMod: Your portfolio is at zero, not mine.
[+8] u/RED-DOT-MAN: How is Tesla still part of MAG 7. Makes no sense.
[+8] u/ExpensiveEuro: TSLA COME ON BRO FUCK
[+8] u/InIce1234: Sir, is this the TSLA earnings call or a bear rescue mission?
[+8] u/GodFather2004: Idk if you guys listening to the live Tesla call but… shit should be dumping based on what they’re saying
[+8] u/PhotoSpheres: I lost like 40k during the Iran stuff, missed the entire pump. Bought today at noon and now I’m down 1.7k.
Why me!?!?
[+8] u/snowbunny_aficionado: TSLA SAID LETS DO A “u”ie right here.
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[+8] u/ddrsdght: Egad my fake Tesla gains are gone
[+8] u/Leading-Future6691: TSLA what are you doing ???
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
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[+8] u/us1549: Avis stock dropped 50% from its highs today.... Fucking insane
From 850 at market open all the way down to 425 aftermarket
[+8] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Somebody cut off Elon's microphone. He's telling the truth...very bad
[+8] u/Free-Championship828: I’m headed off to work wish me a good day in my wage slave pod
[+8] u/Haikoe: Breaking: roadster to have swastikas for wheels
[+8] u/habfranco: it's all fun and games until elon opens his mouth
[+8] u/VotedOut: I don't get it... why is TSLA stock acting rationally at the moment?
I thought clown stocks were only allowed to pump in this market.
[+8] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Iran dumped their TSLA....
[+7] u/housemouse431: who had avis puts lmao
[+7] u/PermissionJealous814: Emm Elon eem dood emm stop eem talking emm
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: dafuq did Elon say the n word
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Lmao did Elon say the n word?
[+7] u/GodFather2004: ANNNNNNNNDDDDD ITS RED…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA TESLA BULLS LMAO!!!!!
[+7] u/zephyrs85: Elmo couldn't sound more disinterested in this company, gl TSLA bols
[+7] u/diefy7321: Elon forcing everyone to work weekends lmfaoooooooooooooo
[+7] u/iamthetimby: TSLA you are going to the wrong moon
[+7] u/ddrsdght: He’s a cult figurehead not a CEO
[+7] u/kaapooj: >Pentagon says Navy Secretary John Phelan is leaving, in latest departure of a top defense leader
https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-navy-secretary-phelan-cao-3a871b87f1a31c1c7168f69e8fe4f7b5
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Tesla should be fuckin $3 I hope all the TSLA bulls get their fudge packed.
[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Made 8 hundred dollars today so everyone can quiet down and let me speak.
[+6] u/Haikoe: If this TSLA earnings call isn’t screaming sell, you might be a retard
[+6] u/UntilTheCowsComeHome: I'm starting to think that the recent, insane runup in the market is due to foreign investors moving money into the US capital market... Because it will be the cleanest shirt in the dirty laundry during a collapse of the global economy
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Every-time he says uhh or umm, it tanks
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: TSLA dropping, META dropped, MSFT dropped, and NOW dropped… doesn’t look good
[+6] u/hallett21: TSLA!!!! You bitch!!! Hahahaha
[+6] u/Haikoe: Imagine buying tesler at 500 😂😂
[+6] u/SlfImpr: [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-22/navy-secretary-phelan-stepping-down-immediately-pentagon-says](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-04-22/navy-secretary-phelan-stepping-down-immediately-pentagon-says)
**Navy Secretary Phelan Stepping Down Immediately, Pentagon Says**
Navy Secretary John Phelan is stepping down from the job “effective immediately,” Defense Department spokesman Sean Parnell said in a post
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Bought NOW puts just before close
God is good
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: dafuq did Elon say? “in terms of growth we have no growth” shi
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Ladies and gentlemen. This is why you don’t celebrate calls or puts after hours
[+6] u/No_Clue_3225: double top on spy we will dump soon to 697 copium
[+6] u/optimaltimemism: !banbet NVDA 190 14d
[+6] u/Dumdumkiller: I bought Tesla Puts today and was not happy after market close...
I just checked the market and now I'm laughing like a maniac in my car 🤣
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Self driving was promised 3000 years ago
[+6] u/-cut-ter-: Elon going to hire all the laid off Indian tech workers to remotely drive the cars and call it FSD.
[+6] u/diefy7321: Elon working weekends so he can finish coding safety in FSD. Phewwwwwww
[+6] u/Pascal030: muskrat can’t pull enough shit out of his ass to pump the stock. LMAO
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #IMAGINE NOT MAKING MONEY TODAY
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #TSLA GOT ME HOLLERINNNN
#WHEWWWWWWWWWW 🛼🛼
[+6] u/diefy7321: Elon ceo of INTC when? Lmfaoooo
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Someone bought those $11,000 CAR calls at the top today...
[+6] u/GodFather2004: I’m all honesty BS aside, this is the most natural movement based on news and information I have seen in a stock in a while
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: Outgoing Navy Secretary: "Sir, I don't think we should send our ships into a narrow channel surrounded by the enemy on three sides with a dead end on the far side."
Many of the worst naval disasters of all time have occurred when a superior naval force got caught in a channel.
[+6] u/zephyrs85: Bro trying to put down Waymo
[+6] u/nyse25: MUSKS RETARDED ASS IS GOING TO TANK THE MARKETS TOMORROW REEEEE
[+6] u/TieDependent3180: Why do ceos just go on earnings calls and drop the n word lol
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Quit telling me to touch grass bro shit is itchy
[+6] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Windows 11 and copilot
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[+6] u/VisualMod: MSFT is sitting at $427.50, up nearly 6% this week, but that massive call skew and negative DEX scream dealer hedging pressure right at the $430 wall. The sub is feeling bullish again after that dump, but with spot trading above Max Pain and dealers short gamma into the $425 resistance, expect a choppy grind higher before they get squeezed or it snaps back to $420. If you're playing next week, the $430 call wall is the first real test, and if we break it, the path to $456 opens up; otherwise, it's just mean reversion back to the $420s.
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[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I cut loss on ampx and poet now they jump over 100%. Talk about good timing
[+5] u/RED-DOT-MAN: Elmo is running out of BS to pump his stock. Sounds tired, and even he doesn’t believe what’s coming out of his mouth.
[+5] u/81458145: !banbet
I’m so fucked
[+5] u/Gothams_Bat: LOL WHAT HAPPENED TO TESLA LMFAOOOO
[+5] u/InIce1234: 30 min into TSLA earnings call and they didn't say the word "car" once.
[+5] u/Foreign_Piglet_5188: spy and TSLA going to bleed tomorrow
[+5] u/Low_Plastic363: What did Elon say this time to crush his own gains?
[+5] u/VotedOut: Every time Elon says "Optimus" on the earnings call, the stock goes down.
[+5] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: IV crush going to absolutely GAPE you all
[+5] u/Reynhart: Dang, TSLA thetagang out for some bull AND ber blood tonight
[+5] u/iambroke7: Microsoft…what’s going on lol
[+5] u/No_Clue_3225: Will jpow send us back to reality next week before he's gone :(
[+5] u/SlfImpr: [https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-envoy-seeks-replace-iran-with-italy-upcoming-world-cup-ft-reports-2026-04-22/](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-envoy-seeks-replace-iran-with-italy-upcoming-world-cup-ft-reports-2026-04-22/)
**Trump envoy seeks to replace Iran with Italy in upcoming World Cup, FT reports**
April 22 (Reuters) - A top envoy to U.S. President Donald Trump has asked FIFA to replace Iran with Italy in the upcoming World Cup, the Financial Times reported on Wednesday.
The plan is an effort to repair ties between Trump and Italy's Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni after the two fell out amid the American president's attacks against Pope Leo XIV over the Iran war, the FT reported, citing people familiar with the matter.
"I confirm I have suggested to Trump and (FIFA president Gianni) Infantino that Italy replace Iran at the World Cup. I'm an Italian native and it would be a dream to see the Azzurri at a US-hosted tournament. With four titles, they have the pedigree to justify inclusion," U.S. special envoy Paolo Zampolli told the FT.
The FT reported that Iran issued a statement on Wednesday saying it was prepared for the tournament and planned to participate. Reuters could not immediately verify the report.
[+5] u/Haikoe: Why does Tesla need intel chips if their own semis will be so glorious 😂😂😂
[+5] u/Ok_Upstairs3431: I am from the future and I present you the full risk disclosure Deutsche Bank will present in their next report:
*"YOLO.*
*The fuck do we know.*
*Germany won't let us die.*
*Derivatives: not sure what counterparties or passwords are but: see above. "*
[+5] u/edmundamore1: Amazing performance Tesla. Truly amazing.
[+5] u/cow_grass: eewww what happen tesler
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Today will be remembered as the official death of TSLA
[+5] u/According-Page8618: ah nice wanted to sell my tesla calls tmrw for a quick +2k, now looking like i wake up for a -2k
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: TSLA should have postponed call until sunday
[+5] u/TempestDrive: LMAO TSLA. Thank God I ain’t buy calls
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Yes firing everybody who disagrees, new method
[+5] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: feels so good to stay away from tsla after it burning me for years
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Huh, that scam pump is still going.
[+5] u/Dewton: Here before the peace deal tweet in 5 minutes
[+5] u/trsx5: TRADED MY ASS OFF TODAY TO MAKE UP MY 5K DEFICIT IM NOW 0% LETS GOOOOOO
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Tards pumping TSLA because they are getting 0.5$ per 400$ share
[+5] u/RandomC6: NOW completely getting destroyed AH. RIP software stocks and software engineers.
[+5] u/jnas_19: I love semis so much I love you I love you I love you I love you
[+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: Tesla: We will be making a big booty Latina model of Optimus
[+5] u/Public_Combination25: Its so over panic sell right now
[+5] u/Junkingfool: HOOD only knows down...
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: My name is gonna be confusing to some soon as I go all in SOXS
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I was having a good time with MSFT. That had to be stopped
[+5] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: What a shitty day again.
[+5] u/Nero23x: I want the Aladeen news
[+5] u/thornCircuit: Would you rather be sick with fomo, or have a blown account?
[+5] u/sudharsansai: It will run up to earnings and then it's a coin toss
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: IBM has destroyed my life!
[+5] u/No-Relationship8261: Apparently he said Terrafab = being Intc customer xd
[+19] u/Fun-Fox-6818: TSLA did $5 Billion in gross profits last Quarter and is worth $1.5T? Make it make sense
[+19] u/e30jawn: Just saw tsla. Let me guess everything was going well until elon sounded like a tard on the call?
[+16] u/kyle__fucker: Imagine being stupid enough to be bullish on Tesla
[+14] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: My favorite part was when TSLA bulls really thought. Lmaoooo
[+14] u/Wishforgains: CRASH COMING TOMORROW
[+13] u/DoubleFamous5751: Let’s see Paul Allen’s Earning’s Report
[+11] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If you feel bad buying the top - just remember some one actually bought CAR early this morning at $788.
[+11] u/oldsguy65: America is so great, it's won the same war 17 times so far.
[+10] u/Suavecore_: No SPY movement all day and into afterhours is like they're trying to hide something
[+10] u/Unemployable1593: i come from the future
nothing happens
[+9] u/StophJS: Why yes, yes I did I did come here to see people cry about their TSLA call rug pull.
[+9] u/Ok-Ship-4625: MM rugged Tesler bagholders so they would be too poor to invest in SpaceX
[+9] u/Crazy_Donkies: I would like to thank the world for turning TSLA red. There is a glimmer of hope in this bullshit ultra-wealthy world.
Also adding an edit. I bought 4000 TSLZ. So if it holds i will make money regardless.
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: Welcome to Wendy's
Would you like to try the Frosty?
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[+8] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: US Navy Secretary Phelan was just "asked to resign"
[+8] u/jamaicagroot: is it time for the old play?
[+8] u/Thebaxxxx: Feels good to have thousands of shares for once. Sure its fake meat shares but a share is a share. Im part of da club 😎
[+8] u/Tim_Riggins_: Up $27,000 this week just holding amd, RKLB, and amzn
[+8] u/Own_Arm_7641: Everything i buy goes down, everything i sell goes up. Just sold form a few week's ago at 85 now it's 146. Bought 1000 of mu at 330 rode it down to 315 and sold at 332, then it moon's. Sold docn at 58 and 70 now in the 90s. Bought xoev abd ttd with the proceeds and they go straight down. I had 10000 of intc at 22, rode it down and got out at 25 only for it to go straight up. I suck balls.
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: Most megacaps have a P/FCF of 15-25x.
**TSLA has the retard strength at 110x.**
We live in a society LMAO 🤌.
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: We’re gonna watch Burry lose money again, aren’t we
[+8] u/Impossible-Loss-4948: Hey whats up guys back at again with another trading tutorial. Full porting calls for tomorrow 713 0dte
[+7] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: So trumps playing chicken with Iran on a deal, and trump has a record of chickening?
Why wouldn’t Iran wait and make trump look dumb…
[+7] u/Brilliant-Repeat-178: WTF did Elon say holy fuck
[+7] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Iran can take as long as it wants. We have completed and surpassed our objectives in the region.
[+7] u/Athien: Did GameStop add AI to their name? Why are they pumping
[+7] u/spez_eats_nazi_ass: Elon opened his retarded mouth.
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Scared money dont make money
[+6] u/terrybmw335: So glad I closed my tesla short when they were up 4% after hours sigh
[+6] u/Routine-Agent-160: One of the worst days of my life. Got nuked in NOW calls.
[+6] u/zeren1ty: BURRY JUST LOADED UP ON GAMESTOCK
"I added to (GAMESTOCK) today at $25.56. The position has been shrinking, more than I like, as a percentage of my portfolio due to cash inflows. I have been waiting for lower prices, and decided to pay up today before it moves more. This is a fair price, though with the market moving up, Ryan may continue to be patient on the acquisition front."
[+6] u/twostroke1: Pretty crazy how the market just like guarantees infinite returns forever.
[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: Wsb 99% bots 1% retardmaxxers
[+6] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Tsla acting like it’s about to give my puts hope lmao
[+6] u/WingedScapula420: I'll believe in God if I live to see Tesla's stock crater some fine day.
[+6] u/Chance-Albatross7809: yeah but in that process its creating more bers cause were pumping at ridiculous rates
ill keep buying calls anyway
[+5] u/Taiyoken: Bought some TSLQ a minute before close. If only I waited 2 minutes lol
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: LOL INTC IS SO FUCKING BACK (until tomorrow after hours)
[+5] u/ITMagicMan: Relieved I hold a TSLA strangle after that cruel n-shaped price action after hours.
Tomorrow is bear central over at TSLA’s place - reality comes home - they’re not buying the bs anymore, they’re selling it.
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: LOL, all your TSLA premium are belong to me
[+5] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Fellas should I drop 1k into Webull? The ticker is literally BULL it has to go up right
[+5] u/alexmark002: I'm thinking leaving Etrade for Fidelity, I'm a daytrader. What do you think?
[+5] u/Ok-Poetry-4721: TSLA might just be the most manipulated stock of all time
[+5] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: And pencils down. Hope you all made some money today
[+5] u/RainPrevious1472: Why SPY free falling?
[+5] u/Mellow_Toninn: Was anyone else’s first exposure to AI that video of Will Smith eating spaghetti
[+5] u/CasinoAnd69Manager: Pokemon 25th anniversary UPC sealed off eBay. $5k per box by 2030
[+5] u/TopRaise7: Wait I was feeling good about not buying puts on TSLA after it bumped 4% to like 403. And now it’s down to 382 in a few hours? What’s going on playas!!!
[+5] u/Desmater: Interesting day with oil going up and market hitting ATH.
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Smartphone Screen Gamma Exposure = excessive sensitivity to every tiny tick in price.
[+5] u/internetf1fan: sold my msft calls earlier at the right time. first time i timed the market haha
[+5] u/No_Ranger_3151: Cramer gonna have to have the service now guy on again to pump bags
[+5] u/ev01ution: What happen to MSFT?
[+5] u/WantonCateran: Not buying AVIS at fomo 760 wa the correct call. I passed the test and will now fade into the west...
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: RIP to those who got their hopes up with tesla calls 😭
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: He should shut the fuck up.
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Will google push to new highs tomorrow
[+5] u/Damandalorianway: i could’ve became a millionaire shorting $CAR this morning
[+5] u/kayvonte: Nevermind, TSLA IS A CAR COMPANY!! MOON IT!
[+5] u/kenathen: ath with bombs. imagine stop bomb
[+5] u/csekseni1: Well at least those who bought calls on Tesla made money, still green right ?🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Dude, where's my $CAR?! 💀
[+17] u/jmc774: Imagine being a ber and missing the biggest bull run of all time
[+15] u/No-Sympathy-686: https://preview.redd.it/yx2rv62kvtwg1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a230a50ead2d3665df13257a439c5c53382526e7
[+15] u/EducationalCicada: 🥭: "These are your LAST five chances!!!"
[+15] u/TyroneSwoopes: Talk your shit bulls but you know that insider candle got you rethinking those 0dte calls for tomorrow
[+14] u/BluePuts: Who here survived the great crash of 4/22? What a reckoning
[+13] u/raid_z0: Must’ve been the wind
[+12] u/Objective_Back_2581: What do you want to do when you’re older?
1990: be a doctor
2026: day drink at a public park and smoke cigarettes
[+12] u/Q-X-Q: Ok, but this proves one thing. Bad news about the war is NOT priced in. If there was an actual bad news, we probably would be down like 2% right away.
[+12] u/Special-Age6210: most schizo market I've ever seen.
shorting SPY to fucking zero
[+11] u/hettygreentypebeat: hello my crowdsourced bloomberg terminal, why are we in free fall
[+11] u/dash_trash4255: Did uh…somebody..just drunk text war plans?
[+10] u/EducationalCicada: Turns out the economy doesn't need oil. The more you know.
[+10] u/Dividedby21mil: I think somebody at Goldman Sachs just fell asleep on their keyboard is all
[+10] u/RJNavarrete: Am I tripping or did everything just move down 1-1.5% and then largely recover?
[+10] u/poozyfloor: So now we know the markets are on a hair trigger for resumption of bombings
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: Totally normal for oil to shoot straight up 5 points and straight back down 3-4 points in the span of 10 minutes. Totally not a sign of manipulation. - Scott Bessent
[+9] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I feel like being a first time home owner is just you learning how badly you can fuck up your first home doing DIY shit. and I inherited it from the last 2 owners, but now I'm adding on to the mess. so I apologize to the next owner. but I didn't know how fast multitools cut.
[+9] u/Individual_Error_428: Generational dump tomorrow
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: Looks like that was due to false reports of strikes on iran. Algos be crazy
[+9] u/boraboca: Bears only hope is mass destruction, then they start celebrating when it happens, just for it to be fake news 😂
[+9] u/CashExcellent2654: # EVEN IF THIS HEADLINE WAS FAKE THAT'S WHAT'S INEVITABLY GONNA HAPPEN SOON EITHER WAY LOL
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: They pressed the sell button by accident a few days early
[+9] u/I_am_Nerman: Early unconfirmed reports indicate that joint U.S.-Israeli strikes against Iran have resumed.
More to come.
[+9] u/VeryMercurial: A 2-min candle that was 125pts (+0.45%) on NQ LMFAO....gtfo here with the algos buying shit up man.
[+9] u/wizard_mitch: Frantically searching for news that doesn't exist
[+9] u/UnderB0SS: Am I supposed to understand that Spirit Airlines is “too big to fail?”
[+8] u/Brawmethius: Once you remove the one off gimmicks like tarrif refunds, pull forward of high margin software fsd, etc.
Their uhh margin is 15%. Revenue and earnings down y/y. And uhh the forecast is negative fcf.
At some point you just have to accept that teslas main product is actually just existing as the underlying for an option market.
Seriously quater tesla revenue 20ishB premium quarterly on their options 100 to 200b.
Thats the actual product. Welcome to the new market lads. MONETIZE THE VOLATILITY.
[+8] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: LMAO bers in shambles looking at the futes!
[+8] u/zuziannka: [lmao](https://x.com/ripplexrpie/status/2046950932592685461?s=46)
[+8] u/Silver-Charming: Just bought QQQ call options. Prepare for market crash tomorrow.
[+8] u/wendysdumpstr: as soon as war started again spy instantly starts dropping 🤣
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Baron just went all in short. hang on tight
[+8] u/Fair_Site_13: hly fucking shit you guys how many of are you long? makes me think we are actually gonna black thursday here based off all these comments
[+8] u/SimpleSecond1895: Unverified reports of explosions in numerous cities in Iran.
[+8] u/ProfitMossad: I will admit I got a lil cocky seeing that spike and full ported my $24
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: Just short it, buy puts when it gets close to $30. Ryan Cohen can’t help himself but dilute to kill any momentum
[+7] u/GlumTopic2026: TSLA’s market cap is…
6x IBM
3x ORCL
3X MU
Ridiculous 😂
Stock is worth $80-$90.
Fall will be hard and fast IMO.
[+7] u/CashExcellent2654: # WHOS GOT THE HEADLINE LOL
[+7] u/Old-Commission2782: HOLY SHIT straight nosedive futes lol
[+7] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Bears can't even get a full thirty minutes of deep red LOL
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Imagine freaking the fuck out because nothing happened at 8 pm and Vix is ~20. Actual poors. Shameful.
[+7] u/Individual_Error_428: Lmfao bulls fucked tomorrow
[+6] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Jimmy baggies you’re getting yet again another opportunity to bail. Don’t sell and DRS
[+6] u/Cav829: I realized at dinner in over a decade I've never thought the market has misread a situation as badly as now and how afraid I am to have the conviction to play into it. And that in turn made me way more admirable of guys who shorted the housing market in 2008 and similar shit.
BRB going to have a few more drinks before I think too much on this.
[+6] u/beerstearns: I miss the calmer, simpler days. When our only problems were tariffs and air india cutting off engines on takeoff for no fucking reason.
[+6] u/Bizonistic: "The Pentagon told lawmakers this week it will likely take six months to clear the mines set in the strait"
This means I can enjoy filling up my F-150 at $150/tank for the next 6 months. So much winning
[+6] u/CashExcellent2654: # TSLA WILL NEVER GO ABOVE 400 AGAIN LOL
[+6] u/Porcupinesolos: Holy Crash. It’s fucking over
[+6] u/Mistondalist: That’s the weirdest fucking movement ever
[+6] u/ExitSevere: Lmao bears had 5 seconds of celebration
[+6] u/Old-Commission2782: Yup, right back up like nothing happened. Insider trading as per usual.
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: that right there is the definition of plunge protection team.
[+6] u/Legitimate-Ant6838: Why did this get bought up so quick jusy flush already i feel like I know what this market is gonna do gap down then fill the gap to pump new highs
[+6] u/CMTTrader: Bears almost cancelled their Wendy's order to upgrade to Olive Garden and now are back to ordering in the Wendy's app
[+6] u/Lurk_Maximus: This market is so fragile, a loud fart can cause knee jerk reaction
[+6] u/DCrebuilds: Surely Tesla won't open flat and stay that way for the rest of the week
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: wtf happened to TSLA lmao
[+6] u/wa_2050: Iran being bombed.. war is back… apparently silkkke
[+6] u/GoldenAries4: Wow never seen such a perfect V. Anyway, no clue what’s going on, but at this point it’s a slot machine so fuck it.
[+6] u/jakeisarake: Every 30 seconds a new oil bag holder is made
[+5] u/get_da_maney: Wait wtf I miss lmao
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: all software getting destroyed right now but QQQ AH is still green wtf LMAOOO
NOW, IBM, CRM, MSFT, ORCL...
also rip LULU
[+5] u/ThermalChaser: Oil hasn't mattered in forever (2 weeks)
[+5] u/AKOnDaTrack: Servicenow Ceo has aura ngl, looks like an evil villain
[+5] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: Funnily enough Tesla calls were NOT easy money, guh
[+5] u/ThrowRA-KB: wtf is going on with spy???
-.80% dip back to -.30%
[+5] u/CashExcellent2654: # WE'RE DOWN OVER A BILLION BARRELS OF OIL, THE ONLY QUESTION IS RECESSION OR DEPRESSION LOL
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Someone please tell me when it's time to short. Being long all the time is boring, and I'd like to mix it up
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: Just got a 90 on my IQ test. 100 IQ is perfect score right?
[+5] u/Walking72: When did spirit airlines become must save?
[+5] u/zuziannka: We can trade SPX 24/7 on RH correct or am I wrong?
[+5] u/No_Resolution1534: So glad I sold a CC 190 strike on AMD!!!!
[+5] u/CashExcellent2654: # ONLY BARRON'S DISCORD KNOWS LOL
[+5] u/Spy300: Multiple fighter jets airborne reported in multiple parts of Iran.
BREAKING: US ground missiles, launched from Kuwait, targeting Tehran, the capital of Iran.
BREAKING: Reports of explosions east of Tehran, the cause is currently unknown.
[+5] u/CashExcellent2654: # I THINK SOME OF YOU ARE WATCHING 15 MIN DELAYED FUTURES LOL
[+5] u/No_Cod972: They're eating the dips! They're eating the puts!
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: What was the fake headline?
[+5] u/Low_Trick4604: Today marks the second time where I should have pulled out but didn't ;'( hbd to my sweet son
[+5] u/z3r3f07: LMFAO @ TSLA. This is hilarious. MUSKY MUSK.
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Very good news! I have just been informed that the eight gay bears who were going to be executed tonight in the daily thread will no longer be killed. Four will be margin called immediately, and four will be sentenced to one month ban. I very much appreciate that WSB, and its mods, respected my request, as Employee of the Month of the Wendys, and terminated the planned execution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! Retard -medicalthrowaway-
[+5] u/C130J_Darkstar: OKLO casually marching back to $200 again
[+5] u/yeedub: Tesla puts load up at open
[+5] u/Current_Animator7546: Woah! What just happened?
[+5] u/Asleep_Salad_3275: Bear dont even have time to sell on dip 🤣
[+5] u/CreamyBehemoth: wtf were those candles on SPY, SLV, NVDA, GOOG, QQQ???? Wild
[+5] u/daynightcase: so CRM is dumping because of NOW. come on man, i want to off load my bags
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Sold puts on NOW, and now I’m fucked
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: I turned a minus 700 dollar day green 400 with an NQ scalp that started at like 3:10 pm or so. I think this is literally the first time i have ever got a good trade in after 3pm in my whole life
I’ve turned a lot of Green Day’s red and red days redder after 3 tho
[+5] u/UNEXPECTED_PREQUEL: my Iranian gourd shipment has been stuck in hormuz for almost 2 months now :(
[+5] u/Gnarly_Kefir_Farts: I have to sell my car because of $CAR
[+5] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Genuinely the market is retarded. It goes up on bad news and dumps on no news
[+5] u/JiffKewneye-n: that reminds me of my moronic office.
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Elon renames Tesla to SpaceX, cue infinite money to Mars
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: Are we having another war or smthing?? Lmao war when market closes but somehow ends right when market opens
[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Ok NOW beat earnings anyways and is still causing mayhem lmao. I’m buying in the morning
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: I feel slightly sorry for that one guy on the main page who bought 1 TSLA contract for 400c
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: Did DFV post something what going on
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: I really don’t see how AI adoption in the short term is sustainable. The energy and compute bottle neck is real. Claude is getting worse and worse by the day as more people gain access.
And AI still has lots to improve on but everytime AI is trained and is improved, it takes exponentially more compute and energy.
It keeps reminding me on how it took more time than expected to build out the internet.
[+5] u/Mistondalist: Lol insider trading so blatant
[+5] u/InfectedClit: THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS
[+5] u/kairepaire: We might see the biggest green candle of our lives on TSLA tomorrow
[+5] u/vik0096: Was gonna buy puts on TSLA tomorrow morning lol
[+5] u/catastronot: Just hang me by my fucking balls at this point.
[+5] u/wendysdumpstr: this dip was promised 3000 years ago
[+12] u/saranwrapx211: If boots hit the ground, I’m filling a LLC for nicotine pouch manufacturing.
Can’t draft me if I’m in an essential manufacturing role for regards.
[+11] u/Field_Of_Sorrow: Overnight dump denied
[+11] u/Jadeclone1: Everyone knows wars only happen on the weekends
[+11] u/fire_alarmist: They are waiting for the goyims to be pacified and go to sleep. Only then can the market make a real move. Kinda like a reverse santa that is also a pedophile.
[+11] u/baadllama_ghost: an iranian rocket would have to hit wall street directly to get them to give a shit about this conflict
[+10] u/Level_Counter3062: I should have listened to those poet retards
[+10] u/ManBearPig_1983: I’m absolutely disgusted by this price action. Disgusting. I’m going to stuff myself with leftover pasta and meatballs to feel better.
[+9] u/Standard-Top-5942: Didn't like Rogan much but damn. Those tigers really ate him. And on live TV.
[+9] u/Coffeewin: Looks like they accidentally leaked the news before the insiders had positions
[+9] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: It's not very comforting to now know that everyone had their finger on the sell button at the first news of anti-aircraft batteries in Tehran.
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: YouTube videos of food for dinner again 😔
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: How do 10 scientists just go missing
[+8] u/DJ_LilSmoke: That flash dump should remind you 🥷s how quick we can retrace with just a lil bad news
[+8] u/Secret-Bonus-254: Let me wake up to an open near the bottom of that candle to retest 705. Thank you. 🙏
[+8] u/Reasonable_Roger: BREAKING: THE SENATE IS MOVING LEGISLATION TO ALLOW SNAP RECIPIENTS TO PURCHASE HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKENS WHERE PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD ONLY PURCHASE CHICKENS THAT HAD BEEN ALLOWED TO COOL.
THIS WILL BE A MAJOR VICTORY FOR CHICKEN LOVERS EVERYWHERE. PG IS UP $0.17 ON THE NEWS BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DAWN IS THE ONLY THING TO GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FINGERS AFTER YOU'VE TORN APART A CHICKEN LIKE A SAVAGE.
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: I may joke but at any moment this could end badly for most of us lmao
[+7] u/Hang_Man1: say sike rn and dump back down
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Anyway, so like I was saying
There I was blasting
[+7] u/stupidber: My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Who wants to come over to eat homemade bolognese & watch futures together ?. Anyone ?. Anyone ??! 🗣️🥺🙁😞😔😢😭
[+7] u/TheMallard1: Apparently my account missed earnings
[+7] u/FalseDiamond7930: TSLA not dropping 99% is wild.
[+7] u/civillyRange: Member when elon retweeted some dumb shit then had to go to the middle east and kiss a wall and go on an apology tour.
The richest man in the world cowed over some stupid tweets. You gotta wonder what cards those people holding gotta be 5 aces
[+7] u/Bravadette: I think im gonna stop with the spy options for now. The gains have been weak since thursday.
[+7] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Breaking: unverified reports of hot goth mommies engaging in a brutal pegging campaign in my apartment. VM is this true?
[+6] u/Fun-Valuable-7355: wen stimmy? wen free money for free?
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: Meta is tracking employee keystrokes on Google, LinkedIn, Wikipedia as part of AI training initiative
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I heard the tigers that ate Joe Rogan had fast twitch muscle fiber
[+6] u/nascarhero: At least we know what the market is going to do if we attack Iran again
[+6] u/e10n: SOMEONE KNOWS SOMETHING
[+6] u/callmeladygrey: Buy TSLA? More like BYE TSLA
[+6] u/Head_Routine_9315: Market trying to hang itself tonight
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: Remind me why SPY went up 1% again? Literally worse news than a ceasefire and oil up 5%.
[+6] u/mr_stupid_face: We are in the shoe shine boy giving stock tip phase.
I am still a bull but I can sustain a long downturn without needing to exit any long positions.
Overall something does not feel right and this time it’s not my Harambe commemorative butt plug.
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: rip fute regards getting instantly liquidated for no reason on that dip
[+6] u/-IQ200: SPX extended trading, the casino is truly 24 hours now. 🤩
[+6] u/neaturee: Service now Bols got served
[+6] u/stonketship: Lots of ppl learned today why buying and holding options through ER is literal retardium
[+6] u/peterpeer9: Congrats on her recent transition!
[+5] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I had to switch pizza places because my main one closed down but now my backup is gone as today too wtf uhh recession indicator much
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: TIL black Wednesday means +1%
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: Ber upvote bol downvote
[+5] u/DesticularDorsion: Oil spike could've been an email
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: imagine buying NOW calls when claude replaced that shit yesterday
[+5] u/bearwithme23: Today was one of those days where if you had money in the right place you made a lot of it. Apparently, all of mine was in the wrong place
[+5] u/AgnosticAbe: What’s going on with SAP
portfolio getting butt fucked
[+5] u/ramy_mousa: this NOW apocalypse was totally uninvited in our evergreen bol market, delist this trash away
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: For the 100th time this month, goodbye software
[+5] u/youdirtyhoe: The stock market is old people cliff diving. Only way i can get some adrenaline in my boring ass life.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Tesla being hit by a tall ladder attack ( they're kicking it away with a rope around their neck)
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: I bought Car 500P. went from 16.00 to 60.00.
I sold at 32. LMAO
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: Elon decided they are going to spend a shit ton on capex I think 25 bil this year
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: bears only get a glimpse of a red candle AH and cant even trade it
[+5] u/e10n: Oil futures refusing to go down lol.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Bears after blowing up their account for the 7th time: we were put on this planet to observe the universe through our collective consciousness, after all if nobody is here to view its beauty, did it ever exist?
Lmao yeah bro you got a great view of the universe from your shitty 2nd floor 1 bedroom apartment
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Yo at this point the extensions are the real threat. Iran prolly so sick of all the extensions
[+5] u/GuidanceOk524: sounds good to me as a gayber TSLA
[+5] u/gjbaca17: I’m back from my failed TSLA $315 ban bet bitches. Looks like Elmo may have saved me from a painful L on my LEAPS puts for tomorrow. Praise to be allah!
Sorry I couldn’t let y’all know about adding a bunch of domestic airlines puts after ALK damped it. 👌
[+5] u/saranwrapx211: I buy 2 Tesla calls, obliterated.
I buy 1 poet call, 7x.
[+5] u/NaiveMercury: SOXL just casually up 1000%+ in a year
[+5] u/hiphopanonomos: And just like that a million tesla bulls fell silent
[+5] u/GreyMatter22: those mofos love their dilution, please go to $30 so I can load some puts to $20, rinse repeat.
[+14] u/OptionGamble: I have puts when it’s going up and calls when it’s going down. I have calls for tomorrow
[+13] u/fish_: vm is gonna ruin this shithole
[+12] u/Shoganai_Hito: Guy next to be on the plane asked ChatGPT where to eat affordable dinner in NYC.
ChatGPT responded to stop being poor and start gambling in 0dte’s
[+10] u/Middle_Heat_8985: generational wealth for anyone going all in on puts now
[+9] u/No_Relief_8705: Bers: it was obvious
Buls: it was obvious
Me: I'm blind, deaf, and dumb
[+9] u/IncomingAxofKindness: Problem solved, boys.
https://preview.redd.it/gk8w74ijmuwg1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=327bfad7959a92931257e0566553e24ef36629b1
[+9] u/2Frum4U: Have we tried injecting bleach into the strait of Hormuz?
[+9] u/IGotSkills: Hot take: I'm very bullish on making money
[+9] u/solidsneeze: imagine starting a global energy crisis and being afraid of windmills
[+9] u/fuzzywuzzy123: Listen, you guys think -.5% futes is no big deal like the 2 other times last week, but this time is different.
1. The giant V created about 2.5 hrs ago had massive volume accompanied with the selloffs. This is UNUSUAL compared to regular overnight trading.
2. NIKKEI is sitting at -1.44% slicing through all short-term SMAs like butter, going from top of its VWAP band almost to the bottom.
3. BTC had abnormal volume bursts for afterhours, around the selloff movements. It dropped through the VWAP created by this new high, bounced, and rejected off the bottom, making lower lows.
If you guys have stonks and overnight trading available, you should take your profits now, and buy some overnight inverse ETFs. I am officially 🐻 gang as of 40 min ago 😬
[+8] u/Fluid_Product6292: Pete has fired 34 people from the pentagon. Would love to know what those people opposed to get fired. Feel like there is a lot we won’t get to know until we see
[+8] u/dolhingod7777: Cant believe scotty B was under oath today and no one asked him what his max pain level on oil is
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: When is the last time we had a nice -3% SPY day. Maybe even -5% would be nice just to feed the bears
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Spy -3% tomorrow war is back on!
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Did I short CAR from yesterday’s close? Yes. Was I marked -$10k this morning? Yes. Did I profit only $90? Yes. Why? Because I’m a bitch. Don’t be a bitch
[+7] u/FearlessTrader: Hate watching yall make tons of money while im heavy SaaS 😭😭😭
[+7] u/Feedthemcake: They hate us cause they anus.
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: My portfolio went up +$27k today, but now everything is once again blood red and I face losing it all tomorrow on potentially equal losses. So exhausting.
[+6] u/These-Shoulder8017: Mango can do nothing without dumping market. He 3d chessed himself.
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: My coworkers begin to talk about buying stocks with the FedEx delivery guy. This is the top
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: So anyway I loaded calls before close today
[+5] u/AtlasPyramidScheme: The algos had an oopsie there
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Playoff hockey > any other sport
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: I am conviced VM is just some outsourced group of foreign people that are typing answers in realtime
[+5] u/FineFish2101: Market pricing in the fact that nothing ever actually happens.
[+5] u/AsgardWarship: I work with elderly people occasionally and these Mfers are addicted to AI videos. All day they be watching AI narrated ragebait or AI "cute" pet vids.
[+5] u/vCharged: Came here to see what the fuss is with TSLA dropping like a rock damn
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Truly a cycle every night bears flood on here “No way this goes up” and then the stare in disbelief in the morning when they learn stocks never go down it never fails
[+5] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: God imagine being long CAR still
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: TSLA bols and bers about to feel that veiny theta cock tomorrow.
[+5] u/Medical-Tune676: Why does no one call him Melon Husk? It's so funny.
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: craving fried chicken
[+5] u/KyleNoThumbs319: I thought VMs profile pic was the old Taco Bell logo
[+5] u/WizzySizzy: Bought some $900c on CAR for Friday.
J/k but DID buy some $24c for CIFR for 5/1.
See you in Valhalla.
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Why tf am I shadowbanned ffs
[+5] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Fucking thing is earning 13 cents a share. In what world is a company like worth the current valuation?? Insane stuff
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: What did Elon say to tank TSLA?
[+5] u/TycoonCyclone: POET train leaving the station
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: VM what do you know about me
[+11] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: \*S&P goes up by 1%\*
"HAHA, BEAR GENOCIDE. BEARS REALLY THOUGHT. BYE BYE, BEARS!"
\*S&P goes down by 0.5%\*
"CLOSE THE MARKET, CIRCUIT BREAKER NOW! NOOO, MY CALLS!!!"
[+11] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Futures down by 0.5%.
Trump will tweet something (which he's not going to fully follow through).
Market will close green by the end of day.
Rinse and repeat.
[+11] u/nknk_3: Market realizing the strait is still closed
[+11] u/are_videos: Overnight trading means nothing there’s like 10 people trading cmon now
[+10] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Open the fuckin' markets, you crazy bastards!!
[+10] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Green as fuck by open
[+9] u/polodolo98: Bols don’t check your account tomorrow 😈
[+8] u/ManyHead6662: late bul extinction event
[+8] u/InformalMeal9828: Everything down bigly AH but Lockheed Martin up. It says what it says.
[+8] u/jraiv420: Congratulations you bought calls at the top again 🥳
[+8] u/borkdpasito: Korea just plummeted 1.5-2% - the AI/Tech bell weather
[+7] u/Vort3x7689: Can we remove vm this shit sucks
[+7] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: VM is actually 100 Indian call center workers in a trenchcoat, it's not actually AI.
[+7] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: Paper oil's price seems to be catching up to the actual oil price. Ouch.
[+7] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Getting skinny from ozempic is STOLEN VALOUR.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/booose6: Somehow
Someway
ATHs tomorrow
[+7] u/Mettabreaks: Ber or Bol it does not matter. Everyone knows this green streak has been artificial but what everyone doesn't notice is that we've been conditioned that this will somehow reverse and go green even though the macro environment is terrible and is going to get worse. It almost seems like whales were squeezing every last drop before the market realizes and reflects how dire the world situation is with oil and the trickle down effects from the strait being closed.
It may reverse tomorrow and Ber fuk is rampant and it would be hilarious but do not make bets that can put you out of the game. Stay safe regards!
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Sorry guys, it's the Asian fault. We are selling hard because Americans are tard.
Damn, it rhymes !
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: i think I killed VM sry guys
[+6] u/dankeyschon: The actual top is when your neighbor is buying his second lambo from ai stocks gain while you go homeless from trying to short the top
[+6] u/yushey__: I have 710p expiring tmr. Pls print
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: imagine going all in on $DJT April 2024 and bagholding this long, still defending your king
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: All it will take to reverse this is an Axios article with headline like "Iran maybe, could, sorta but not really sign a peace deal"
[+6] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Is today the day bears can play
[+6] u/cowboycookie1337: Love seeing this level of panic on a half percent down on futures
[+6] u/InformalMeal9828: In honor of the prolonging of the extension to the extension of the ceasefire, I jorked myself to Mia Khalifa tonight
[+6] u/hioman01: Panic sell everything right now
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao bulls are so fucked. Roaring bear market is back on.
[+6] u/cowboycookie1337: Down half a percent bud lol
[+6] u/Ragnaroknight: I don't think anything is gonna save Oil from going up this time.
They've pulled out every lie in the book to keep it tame, but they've run out. There's not going to be a ceasefire or a "deal".
[+5] u/Top_Cranberry_3254: [Consumer sentiment is at All Time Lows while stock market is at ATHs.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stocks_Picks/comments/1ssg8gd/us_stocks_are_forming_a_historic_top/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Can somebody explain this? the contrast between the 2 lines has never diverged anywhere close to this.
Historically they correlate directionally. So one of them should begin to change to the other, and consumer sentiment seems to move first if you study the chart, then market value follows. We are definitely due for a correction.
I think this run is engineered (why not, we've seen the insider trading and manipulation in front of our eyes like never before in the past year, especially the past two months). I can see them propping it up just because Iran is trying to leverage Hormuz to cause financial damage to the U.S. But our companies are so wealthy, the CEOs can cooperate and keep them up as a countermeasure.
[+5] u/InformalMeal9828: The best invention of my lifetime has been briefs with the pouch for your balls, I can’t imagine being so poor I have to go back to having my nutsack and thigh melded together
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Been hearing this in the background for three weeks while my port goes up and up and up
[+5] u/amanj41: Please just gimme a flash crash to 6900
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: High gas price is here to stay.
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Phrase667: Saas fire sale, I am gonna pick some up tomorrow :)
[+5] u/booose6: Believe it or not, calls
[+5] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: I bought right now. This is what people claim to want - a cheap entry into a solid stock.
[+5] u/pantheraddict2: Why tf did NOW suddenly drop at market close, im down 10% 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: Guys was this a bull trap? Fuck
[+5] u/Neat-Ambition-2977: CAR, pls drive again
[+5] u/brute-forced: Its going down, Im yellin’ timber
[+5] u/Zamking: NFLX again. I’m regarded.
[+5] u/Warren_Buffets_Son: You are about to witness the strength of street knowledge.
[+5] u/Gaston44: I mean the futes just keep falling
[+5] u/kal14144: National strategic reserves of retardium are overflowing
[+5] u/SaintSnow: Car squeeze has squozed. Ride it down
[+5] u/kbenitez1271: Let's fucking drill already
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Yea oil bags get heavy
[+17] u/ten7four: Finally feeling very good about my oil position. Can't wait for 🥭 to tweet something that isn't true and instantly nuke it down -10%
[+12] u/manlymatt83: Green by morning. My puts are cooked.
[+12] u/MarginCalledMom: It’s going to open green.
I have 16 SPX 7000 put contracts expiring tomorrow. Just to let you know the confirmation that it will go green and futures are fake
[+9] u/Tirikemen: Can't wait for futures to not matter one fucking bit tomorrow, as is tradition.
[+9] u/billyd1984texas: This administration couldnt negotiate a lapdance at a strip club
[+8] u/prana_fish: What will be funny,
if today really was the top,
is that $NVDA bulls did not sell out at $200 for the like 5th fucking time,
and $AMD bulls didn't think $300 was a natural selling point,
and $AVGO bulls didn't think $400 to sell at was reasonable.
All such nice, natural, round numbers too.
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I’ve seen futes -3% in AH go to +2% green by close the next day … I won’t believe it until I see it
[+8] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Bears get excited in Futes just to be blasted by a green big dildo when markets open
[+8] u/slumdungo: NOW blaming the "Iran war" lmao they are so cooked
[+8] u/Lonely__cats07: Believe or not, calls
[+8] u/todddepri: Serviceslop down 13% again. Software can't go up. Value trap of the decade. Why did I buy into this slop? Well, I'm actually retarded so that might be a reason.
[+8] u/ten7four: NOW ended the bull market by acknowledging the war still exists lol
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Bond yields have pumped.. this drop might be real if this keeps getting yippy
[+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: He's just bailing out his billionaire friends with tax payer money so their companies don't go bankrupt.
Calling him a socialist would insinuate he had some sort of principles
[+8] u/twenty_three_three: More like fascism than socialism, but it's a little beside the point.
[+7] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: "If you take $600, you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction". I might have a chance in US government 🤡
[+7] u/fudge_mokey: just went for a swim in the strait and I can tell you guys there are a lot of mines down there
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Gonna double down on my calls at open. Free money
[+7] u/ten7four: Random but has anyone here seen that old king of queens episode where doug and carrie use their christmas bonus to invest in some penny stock and they become obsessed with it? Episode was ahead of its time, it's like the boomer equivalent of this sub honestly
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh, 🥭 most definitely is a socialist. Bro bought intel and now spirit airlines. wtf lol
[+7] u/zainwhb: Its over, fucking sell everything.
-Warren Buffet
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Not committing war crimes
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: At what point is the strait staying closed gonna be a problem?
Lets be real: Energy shortages in europe are not priced in.
[+6] u/Klutzy_Display6531: You know the top is in when bers by calls
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: Found out about Avis yesterday, nearly bought at the top this morning but skipped it - Praise be to Allah 🥹
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: I relate - I love watching an AI kitten lose his elderly owner in a fire and grow up to be a firefighting cat to honor her, only to then pass away in one after saving a cat lady. Absolute cinema 😿
[+6] u/FakeGamer2: Holy fuck. Futes plummeted so much and are so red tmro is going to be a bloodbath
[+6] u/mackey88: Fake news of attacks in Iran and huge drop, real attack in the next weeks or two and stocks will rally. Just have to accept that nothing will make sense.
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Is this what🥭 meant sanity and common sense finally coming back? Market finally gonna stop retardmaxxing on these pumps?
[+6] u/Pantheon-Capital: S&P just had its best April in 23 years. In 2003 it was bouncing off the Iraq invasion. In 2026 it's bouncing off the Iran war. Same trade, different decade - buy the fear, sell the ceasefire FOMO.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: What gets the Secretary of the Navy fired? Not being ghey enough underwhey?
[+5] u/ignatious__reilly: What made SPY drop at 8:15pm?
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: Three days in a row that I lose money trading SPY options only to see my position being well in the money overnight after it got closed. I might take a day off, lmao
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: The bull case of relying on 🌮 to pump markets hasn’t failed yet
[+5] u/Beagle001: Pull out to the hourly chart
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: Uhhh
Whats happening?
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I just finished toiletmaxxing. What happened? 👀
[+5] u/EggersIsland: Down down in an earlier round
[+5] u/ten7four: What was with the random SPY dump and oil spike an hour ago. What happened there
[+5] u/igotthis_man: Wtf happened to advanced money destroyerr
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: I’ve officially 3xed my portfolio , saw CAR dipping today and scooped up puts while it was still over $650 a share . Up $48,000 today letting it ride overnight the roof is coming down tn
[+15] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Don’t shave her, she don’t wanna be shaved
[+15] u/Noble_Bastard: Feels like a green by open kind of day. The market is going to either like that poor people are losing their jobs in record numbers, or that poor people aren't losing their jobs in record numbers.
Market go uppie either way.
[+14] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Market is pricing in infinite money printing. Stocks will never go down again
[+12] u/SouthNice7324: If it can pump on nothing it ca dump on nothing
[+11] u/llasar17: my height has nothing to do with this!!!!
[+10] u/Kirko_Cousins: Mass layoffs lol. Tell them to buy tech in their severance packages.
Bubble time, boys!
You're deranged if you truly believe this is anything other than a greater fools market.
[+9] u/SupaGai: Someone tell me what’s happening. Nvm I don’t care, calls.
[+9] u/CoolConfusion3606: Stocks up on the seventh cease-fire announcement. Will also go up on the eighth.
[+9] u/godrayden: Trump is literally replaying the same script he did with tarrif last yr wiht china.. kept extending the deadline.. Same shit with Iran. Different setting same playbook. "Art of the deal btw"
[+9] u/14X8000m: Look we either tank, I lose everything and I'm blowing dudes for rent money. Or we keep going on a tear, I make millions and I'm blowing dudes for free. I'm not seeing the problem here, too much FUD out there.
[+8] u/Largeshmarge: VM
April 21st 2026 - April 22nd 2026
🕊️
[+8] u/SouthNice7324: Just a quick dip to 699.99 so I can exit some -5x leverage ETF and then I will do a blood sacrifice to the gods for being a bear
[+8] u/llasar17: im not falling for that again
[+8] u/WailingWarbler: I read my morning shit like tea leaves to guide my days trades
[+7] u/trumpdiego: ##neat they planned it so as the supply shortages hit you’re out of cash for thinking you were smart for front running a global depression lol
[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: With how regarded this shit is it’ll pump to 715 tomorrow
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: Extremely bullish in here, but understandably so. Might sit this one out (then FOMO into 0DTEs)
[+7] u/Nubesrojas7: Wow everyone is really short In here holy fuck.
[+6] u/RazDoStuff: VM how do I stop being poor
[+6] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: TSLA down 23% Jordan would be proud
[+5] u/UsefulInvestigator60: SPY to levels never seen since yesterday
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: IV crush of doom incoming
[+5] u/grubernack276: Um what happened to msft
[+5] u/disrepaired: Rock bottom isn’t so bad if you like rocks
[+5] u/Benjamin_317_79: To infinity and bynd 🚀
[+5] u/lordbell21: This is why Bears didn't want that initial drop, pajama traders are morons
[+12] u/OrangMiskin: I’m convinced that some retards here bought $CAR at $700 and $BIRD at $20. Show yourselves regards
[+10] u/iamjt: Eurorich doing their bits
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: Some of you bought CAR in here yesterday and it shows
[+9] u/apspicy67: big dumb ber and big dumb bol walk into a bar, neither walk outta the bar, IV crushed em
[+8] u/netflix-ceo: Bols need to just answer this, Is Hormuz likely to open in the next two weeks? As a ber getting completely fucked over by all time highs, I think its very unlikely, and Oil is completely mispriced, should be at least 120. Penny hasn’t dropped yet.
[+7] u/ArcDogRob: No matter what happens today, regard Burrito Barron gona make stacks
[+7] u/daedalus_dance: >World's biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war - BBC News
**HARD TIMES.**
[+6] u/RonBlake: Omg my software stock got sold off in the middle of a generational creative destruction cycle in technology??? But I had strong conviction!! It has good value!! wtf I had a THESIS!! Surely it won’t happen to the other 20 SaaS stocks I own!!
[+6] u/deevee12: I guess permanent $100 oil is worth ATH in the markets now
[+6] u/ScytherDOTA: Elon Musk could pay for everyone on earth to get bimbofication surgery. Why doesn't he do it? does he hate big jiggly titties and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? does he just want us to suffer? fuck you elon musk u piece of shit drug addict bitch. TSLA to 350 EOW.
[+6] u/ccpops: Too many bears calling for a crash. Calls it is!
[+6] u/ContributionMore5502: Robinhood really trying to get me to bet on what the temperature will be in Los Angeles tomorrow? The fuck?
I guess I’m in for over 72.
[+6] u/Chief-Sheed: Why am I harsh on my ber brothers, I forget the are human too 😔
[+6] u/carrollart: Now that cig smokers are a minority and there are no longer “no smoking” signs , I light up whenever I want indoors in public
[+5] u/theummeower: Is there any bigger tragedy than when you’re eating cookies and milk and your cookies breaks apart in the milk?
[+5] u/voidedhip: Tesla puts finna print tomorrow
[+5] u/Chaba234: Spy puts 707 0dte. I have a feeling
[+5] u/-user222: sorry guys i bought 1 (one) TSLA call before close
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: If politicians can just get rich betting on their own actions, does that mean they don’t need to take dirty money and sell their souls to lobbyists?
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Where did the VM go u/zjz ? 😠😡how else I will make a trading decision now? 😤
[+5] u/zjz: I don't want him to be too spammy so he shooould be summonable as a reply now, not a top level comment
[+5] u/bullrfuk: AMD should pump another 10% tomorrow.
[+15] u/Jaredthegoat_: premarket is looking like it's setting itself up for a bullrun at market open, bers are gonna get smoked
[+12] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: EMERGENCY UPDATE: i will buy calls today, thats a sell of signal! forget oil, private credit and fed rates.
[+11] u/GittingerFredl: And for my next trick, I will turn money into no money!
[+9] u/Karl-Levin: There used to be this idea that either oil bols or spy bols need to be right. This is wrong, everything goes up.
We are all inflation bols now.
[+9] u/SwindlerSam: I used to visit wsb often back in 2014 and 2015. These discussion threads would mostly consist of strikes and expiration dates in the comments (JNUG ftw). Now it’s mostly retards complaining about politics. Fucking kids (and normies) ruined a good thing
[+9] u/rebel-capitalist: We were exit liquidity yesterday
[+9] u/lionkevin713: Thankfully we have the ceasefire in place where bombings still happen and the Strait of Hormuz remains closed
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: TSLA crashing the market
[+8] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: Market suddenly decided we need oil
[+8] u/Trashpanda7193: Watch orange man make some vaguely bullish tweet 5 mins after open to wipe out bers
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: those 4 am farts sound different
[+7] u/DriftMint: Freak the fuck out and panic, apocalyptic red is coming
[+7] u/unpaid-astroturfer: What if we all just stopped paying taxes ahah jk unless
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Whats going on? Are they closing the stock market? How is this selloff sustainable?
If we have like 10 more days like this(idk if thats true my math skills are bad) then most stocks will be 0 by then.
Im afraid guys, i just deposited all my savings of $322.61 yesterday to buy.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: These damn gold bags are getting heavier every week
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Anyone got insider info on when next 🥭 tweet drops? Idk when to close my oil longs
[+6] u/vsmand1: SPY down .5% after being bigly green for weeks, and people here are calling it a crash 🤦
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: How are my CAR bagholders doing tonight?
[+6] u/Rohat19: every fucking dip gets bought up immediately
what is this jolly ass market bro
[+6] u/Locus_In_Quo: > Replacing the oil that normally transits the Strait of Hormuz using only the International Energy Agency (IEA) emergency reserves is technically impossible beyond a few months.
>
> As of April 2026, the Strait of Hormuz is the world’s most critical oil chokepoint, with an average of 20 million barrels per day (mb/d) of crude oil and petroleum products passing through it under normal conditions.
>
> Duration of Reserves vs. Hormuz Flow
>
> If the Strait were completely blocked and the world attempted to replace its entire volume using the IEA's 1.8 billion barrel reserve:
>
> Total Lifespan: The reserves would be completely exhausted in approximately 90 days (3 months).
> IEA Coordinated Release: The IEA has already launched a record release of 400–411.9 million barrels to address the current crisis. At a planned release rate of roughly 6.7 mb/d, this specific draw covers only about one-third of the normal Hormuz volume for a period of 60 days.
>
> Current Supply Gaps and Mitigation
>
> The ongoing 2026 crisis has seen a "near total" closure of the Strait, with flows down by 90%. Global supply is currently facing a daily shortfall of 10–12 million barrels.
>
> Member nations and regional producers are using several levers to manage this gap:
>
> Bypass Pipelines: Saudi Arabia's East-West Petroline has been pushed to a capacity of roughly 7 mb/d to move oil to the Red Sea, bypassing the Strait.
> Alternative Routes: The UAE and Iraq have additional bypass capacities, bringing total regional bypass potential to roughly 3.5–5.5 mb/d.
> Calculated Shortfall: Even with all pipelines at maximum and the IEA's massive release, the world still faces an immediate daily gap of more than 10 million barrels.
>
> Impact on Global Pricing
>
> This unprecedented supply shock caused the largest monthly oil price increase in history during March 2026. Brent crude reached peaks of $126–$130 per barrel. Analysts from groups like Goldman Sachs project these high prices will persist through Q2 2026 unless flows stabilize.
4 days was it ?
[+6] u/mapf0000: Man… digging into deeper into TSLA earnings report. Absolute dogshit report, lipstick on a pig.
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Generational bag holding opportunity stock market🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+5] u/Emotional-Bag1398: I tried to have a logical conversation with VM and it's just a whiny bitch
[+5] u/pseudo_rockstar: Generational call buying opportunity at open
[+5] u/FiveEggHeads: wait what did MSFT do?
[+5] u/opiewann: What is this, a drop for ants?
[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: When the Strait of Hormuz causes the market to be gay it should be renamed to the Gay of Hormuz.
[+5] u/Guapglocksndsticks: Tesla just got SCORCHED