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[+120] u/Pitiful-Ad769: Hell is empty and all the devils are buying SPY calls
[+104] u/Bcider: I lost 70 lbs this past year just so I could go back to fat shaming people. Feels good.
[+80] u/looool_k_libtard: Perfectly timed the bottom and sold everything now I wait to buy the top again
[+70] u/hermeskino715: Those jobless numbers better be cooked well done, I want an extra +2% SPY today.
#TODAY
[+62] u/Soffatjockis: BREAKING: Air fuel will only last 6 more weeks in Europe. Urgency in opening the hormuz.
Market? LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU
[+60] u/cobalt4: No one seems to understand what Allbirds just did. They became the first AI company to have soles
[+57] u/HistorianMuch8963: The year is 2030.
NVDA is the first company to reach 100T valuation.
Its has only 13 human employees thanks to AI.
You just bought a multigenerational mortgage loan spawning 4 generations.
Tonight you are going to celebrate ! You upgrade your AI companion to Date Night+™. For $109.99 per month, she will listen to you after 5:00 p.m
Yesterday, she promised you virtual titties
Life is good.
[+49] u/Athien: 1 blockade - bearish
2 blockades - bullish
shoesAI - priceless
[+48] u/Wall_St_Bussy: https://preview.redd.it/une62535dkvg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd8615d7ce8d8fafe3c3f65189e095ae672b0f5
[+46] u/ten7four: Trading 101: the longer you stare at your screen, the more likely it is your position will go up
[+43] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: My girlfriend is making me some pancakes. Thank you for your attention to this batter.
[+40] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: In China they say put the rice in the bag
[+38] u/TheMallard1: BREAKING: AI to invest into AI
[+37] u/Icommandyou: Every SNDK employee is a billionaire now
[+37] u/31andnotdone: some of you trade options because in real life you dont have any
[+36] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: *checks notes*
Looks like stocks still only go up you fucking dumb bitch.
[+32] u/burtburtburtcg: I’m starting to think my 625 spy put might not actually print
[+31] u/sck178: So TSM, an actual company, beats expectations and projects killer guidance but... It goes down. But a fucking shoe company says "AI" and rockets up more than 600%. Yup... Yup totally normal
[+31] u/darth_scion: IKEA announced they are shifting fully to an AI based company.
Digital furniture
This is big.
[+31] u/aniote: Breaking: Nvidia announces shoe division to compete with Nike, On, Crocs
[+30] u/AutomaticAerie4672: omg shut the fuck up about bulls and bears. we get it.
[+28] u/A10cc: I'm learning I don't need to make trades every single day or every single week. It's ok to sit out sometimes and take a breather.
[+28] u/jasperCrow: The fact that 🥭 has NOT tweeted something about 7000 SPY should be the biggest red flag to all of you rn.
The most narcissistic human in the world isn’t gloating about breaking a record?….
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
[+27] u/Born_Chocolate9295: Open the fuckin' casino you crazy bastards!
[+27] u/saw-it: Come on spy, announce that you’re making shoes now
[+26] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: I'm going around up voting everyone. Spread love
[+26] u/ignatious__reilly: Man, I lost my job.
The pain is for real. This seriously sucks so bad guys. My entire team was let go.
We are all software engineers.
[+24] u/Ok-Mango-5228: Fertilizer shortages, plastic shortages, oil shocks, recession indicators flashing. It’s time for more calls
[+24] u/ThermalChaser: Oil just announced its pivoting to AI
[+23] u/SilverPrivateer: Nike shoes will have "AI powered real time gait tracking, calorie burn, and voice activated coaching and route planning"
Is this amazing or will people be shouting at their feet? I guess if you wear airpods or whatever the microphone can be synced up so you can talk to your shoes that way? Otherwise how does it make sense
[+22] u/OrdinaryMix4013: good morning good looking people only
[+22] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Lebanon and Israel will begin a ceasefire at 5 PM EST today
Lebanon and Israel will end the ceasefire at 5:05 PM EST Today
[+21] u/orsomeshitidk: I just wanna get so rich I’m out of touch bro is that too much to ask
[+21] u/ten7four: #HOLY FUCK SPY -0.1% SELL EVERYTHING IT'S OVER IT'S ALL OVER
[+20] u/Athien: Bears, is the rug in the room with you right now??
[+20] u/looool_k_libtard: Health insurance is the biggest scam. You don’t need to see doctors just eat crystals.
[+20] u/Critical_Function540: The market has priced in some pretty incredible stuff happening at Hormuz.
It’s as if Trump himself will fly down from the heavens and personally shepherd each oil tanker like he’s a doctor.
[+19] u/lSazedl: nice thing abount Biden was that I didn't have to hear about him every fucking day. Sometimes weeks would go by and I would forget he existed
[+19] u/exhibit304: SanDisk up like 30 percent in a few days. This is normal
SanDisk down 3 days in a row. Arghh what's happening guys?
[+19] u/WSB-mods-are-: I haven't seen bears lose this much money since yesterday
[+19] u/shshsjw: Watchlist green, options red🫡💪
[+19] u/dontslambro: 11% straight up, best I can do is .1% down
[+18] u/OkExercise4093: There's a Pakistan crude oil tanker aiming for the straight right now. I heard them yelling Lerooyyy Jeeenkins
[+18] u/ajibtunes: 🥭:“We have a very good relationship with Iran right now.”
What?!?!?
[+18] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: 🥭 claiming Iran agreed to "almost everything" means that negotiations are probably going nowhere.
[+17] u/Athien: https://preview.redd.it/dca83kgvpjvg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2f64df28652320dc82ae93b8e42db50294fdde
This market is a complete joke and I’m all for it
[+17] u/31andnotdone: puts for breakfast, unrealized losses for lunch
[+17] u/Zfreezy: There's someone out there buying puts for the last 7 days and then bought calls today
[+17] u/GMART512: BREAKING: AMD ANNOUNCES PIVOT TO CONSUMER FOOTWEAR
[+17] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Just the absurdity of the whole situation.
-> 6 months of sideways below 700
-> Tech earnings more AI Capex and no AI returns, dump, fears of bubble.
-> War in the middle east, critical shipping route closed. Oil doubles, dump.
-> Couple of BS tweets, new ATH, 700 is the floor now. No change at all in the previous bullets.
Earnings again this month.
Honestly Im not even a ber but what the fuck…
[+17] u/jasperCrow: BREAKING: McDonald’s files name change with NYSE to McDonald’s Ai
[+16] u/Joppop1: I honestly don’t understand the people who only chooses to be bear or bull. Just go where the wind blows
[+16] u/Future_Hyena2562: Panic sold for minimal gains now it’ll run back up. Story as old as time
[+16] u/davidbigham: Was up 5K on SPY call. Now I am down 200.
I am a greedy pig 🐽🐽
[+16] u/IamyourfantasyX: Bulls insufferable today. Spy 800 EOM, SPY never see a red day again. Please god strike these bulls for they are fucking irrating!
[+16] u/bearhunter429: #They said it will take up to 6 months to finalize a peace deal with Iran. They will use this shit to pump stocks for the next 6 months. LMAO🤌
[+16] u/yushey__: Holy fuck man. The stocks I sold are mooning. The puts I bought are dying. And the stocks I bought are drilling
[+16] u/RedditorSays: Imagine thinking a jobless claims report… or war, or oil prices, or interest rates, or AI actual productivity, or fundamentals have any impact on stock prices 😂
[+16] u/jijitalk: WHATS WRONG WITH BEARS? WHY CAN’T THEY JUST MAKE MONEY LIKE EVERYONE ELSE? WHY DO THEY WANT THINGS TO GO DOWN AND WATCH PEOPLE LOSE MONEY? FUCK YOU BEARS, YOU’RE FUCKING UGLY BTW.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+15] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Proud of myself for not buying puts, I would’ve got destroyed. But now I’m kind of itching to buy some.
[+15] u/Icommandyou: I will get calls at open and watch everything dump you are welcome bers
[+15] u/Weak_Emu3659: Allbirds: "Strong buy rating"
[+15] u/No_Current3675: On days like this, I love my fkn job. Get paid nicely and basically only take care of a few things here and there. Plenty of time to fuck off. Laundry, work out, trading, shitposting, all good. Maybe check for email every so often. Maybe run some scripts if the cunts published new data. I hope I can keep this gig for another 15 years.
[+15] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Dear lord, please pump this to the moon so I can quit my job.
[+14] u/jakeisarake: Oh look another bear trap
[+14] u/McClintockC: #🚨RED ALERT🚨
Bers have returned to the daily thread. I repeat, numerous bers spotted in the daily thread
[+14] u/Nubesrojas7: Holding my calls fuck you
[+14] u/LaserBeamer17: You 🫵bought BIRD above $20 yesterday after an 800% increase and are now praying to whatever god you believe in that it will go back to even $15 🤡
[+14] u/Useful_Donut6789: options you didn't enter or exited early on: +253%
options you kept or entered: -42%
[+14] u/31andnotdone: longest green day streak in 17 years for absolutely no reason 👌🏻
[+14] u/OkLength37: My dad works at the stock market and he said its going to 800 today
[+14] u/grimandnordic1: My brain is telling me to close out my green positions to protect my cash but I'm not listening to a retard
[+14] u/ChampionshipOdd947: "Global food crisis may develop" If the strait isn't opened by next month - Gulf Arab and European leaders say.
Who needs food when you have SPY 700?
[+13] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Showed the wife my gains for this week. I’ll never let her see the all time chart tho….
[+13] u/-Ophidian-: Why are all my positions turning green for the year?
I'm not familiar with this feeling and I don't like it
[+13] u/CantaloupePatient822: I have no idea how I can always be wrong. I feel like I should start flipping a coin and then buying puts or calls off that, at least then I would be right 50% of the time
[+13] u/twostroke1: Spy has been in the red for more than 7 minutes.
Is this the worst financial crash of all time?
[+13] u/ClarkFable: How can you have a cease fire with a Lebanon when the state was never the one attacking in the first place?
[+13] u/Karl-Levin: Lebanon gov wasn't even fighting Israel, the new "ceasefire" is even more fake than all the other fake ceasefires.
Israel is murdering civilians because they are mad they can't beat Hezbollah.
Calls on Hezbollah
[+13] u/BeaverSack: THEYRE EATING THE OIL - THEYRE EATING THE CEASEFIRE
[+13] u/Illustrious-Low4128: USO climbing to 130 and SPY just ignoring that is so hype
[+13] u/OkExercise4093: Hegseth is claiming that the US Navy is controlling traffic through the Strait of Hormuz because Iran does not have a navy anymore.
Yet not a single tanker is moving. Is he aware that commercial ships positions is public information ?
[+13] u/OsamaBagHolding: Breaking: White House announces a framework for the snack table at future talks
[+13] u/2AMTrader: Israel being a real dick right now
[+13] u/Mitch_Cumstein-: Just told my boss I’m now an AI company. They’re calculating my new salary
[+13] u/Tyneuku: Okay fuck it then I'm buying calls too
[+13] u/UnivalveX: mango literally said an extension of ceasefire isn't required and this shits still pumping lmao
[+13] u/Scalpaholic: If you're not grabbing OTM SPY 0dte Puts here then...you prob know exactly what your doing.
[+13] u/StuffedBunss: Robinhood said “transfer your tax return into your Robinhood account?” Like okay sure let’s just give a crack addict more crack
[+12] u/rdblaw: I’m wiped out, I’ll be back next year when I get my bonus boys
[+12] u/IslandExact429: “HEGSETH SAYS US IS `RELOADING WITH MORE POWER THAN EVER'”
[+12] u/Ok-Art6659: Today is FOMO day. SPY +100%
[+12] u/PuzzleheadedGuava955: Looks like it’s time to be fearful while everyone else is greedy
[+12] u/throwaway9gk0k4k569: HONK HONK CLOWN MARKET
CLOWN MARKET HONK HONK
HONK HONK CLOWN MARKET
[+12] u/Slightlybadpicks: I fucked up and bought calls at open…. For the first time In a week 🤬🤬
[+12] u/Unhedged-Fund: all wsb regards buying the ath was the top signal obviously
[+12] u/TyroneSwoopes: Buy the fuckin dip you crazy bastards!
[+12] u/IamyourfantasyX: Why wanking takes 5 mins but inside the vag it takes 5 seconds? Curious.
[+12] u/ImAnAstronuat: Almost got wiped out from that ber extinction event. I’m never buying a put again
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY Puts to calls is still 3:1
Which means bears are dumping their life savings into puts (the whole $30.27), and we are going to keep skyrocketing 🚀
[+12] u/31andnotdone: i'm currently getting my legs massaged while getting a pedicure and drinking a mimosa
and I'm a ber
let that sink in. we aren't broke yet.
[+12] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Ceasefire cancelled, recession canceled, Disney+ canceled.
[+12] u/aniote: BREAKING: US and Iran willing to consider evaluating the feasibility of studying the conditions under which they may discuss a potential peace deal
[+12] u/Character_Pirate_152: Who doesn't suddenly pull over in traffic to cut the penis off a dead raccoon to study? Totally normal. Our rulers are totally normal people.
[+12] u/WarmCan3034: Can’t believe I lost 4K this month…. I feel retarded 😡
[+12] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: The regarded amount of hopium here makes me feel alright with cashing out some
Run is dead lmao
[+12] u/Theleniel: This rally is so funny. I'm just playing with peanuts but imagine how badly some plays must have turned out the recent weeks, plays that don't even get posted here. Imagine 3 weeks ago you fully believe in that the world economy is f'ed, everything looks bearish and you confidently sell a bunch of 4/17 700 calls thinking this is free premium, maybe even on margin. And then one green candle after the other happens, relentless, barely any kind of correction. The past 3 weeks have just been crazy, insanely asymmetric on a chart level. It's really a lesson to never trust markets, charts, or in general believe in anything that seems 'normal' or expected. Markets just love to rek you.
[+12] u/31andnotdone: i'm so bad at this but the important part is that I never give up
[+12] u/orsomeshitidk: Why are so many fat retards allergic to driving in the right lane, out of the fuckin’ way.
[+12] u/nickpufferfish: Just keep buying the dip guys surely it won't tank tomorrow!!!!
[+12] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: WAIT DID 🥭 ANNOUNCE A CEASFIRE FOR ISRAEL WITHOUT CONSULTING THEM
LMFAOOOO
[+12] u/PowerNoodles117: Made 1k profit then tried to buy in again and wiped out all of it 🥲
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #Bers make me sick to my stomach LMAO🤌
[+12] u/ten7four: Oil goes up +4% today: "why is oil going up, did something happen?"
SPY goes up +11% the last two weeks: "yes very normal very cool"
[+12] u/Longtimereader69: Crazy how even well-timed 0DTEs can get crushed by theta. SPY pumpin' my calls dumpin'.
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Well done market, jerking it around to close at opening price
[+11] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil is a more interesting trade than AI.
Change my mind
[+11] u/PROMlSED: Absolutely insane that $700 is a support LMAO
[+11] u/Issa_vibe74: I sense an unholy shrek cock down at open on spy
[+11] u/Disconn3cted: The market hasn't priced in how much fucking money I'm gonna make yet
[+11] u/Fair_Philosopher575: HEGSETH: US LAUNCHING OPERATION 'ECONOMIC FURY'
[+11] u/Amitriptylinekoning: every dip gets bought
[+11] u/Gajax: I too am in the right thread but told I am wrong.. puts!
[+11] u/spectra444: No "Truths" in 11 hours from 🥭... not sure if I should be happy or scared.
[+11] u/pleasestoptalkin: Accidentally followed the wrong Buffetts investment advise and now I own 1000 margaritaville blenders
[+11] u/Rvin16: Buy the dip f@ggot - Warren Buffet
[+11] u/banana_buddy: Wish me luck boys, have a 3 hour final round on site interview.
[+11] u/Namtabmal: I have never seen a lower volume rally. This is insane
[+11] u/lookingforajob2020: rumor about possible talks: market pumps
another rumor about the same talks: market pumps
news confirmed about talks: market pumps
talks take place: market pumps
talks end in nothing: market pumps
[+11] u/Aware_Secret_8910: It's mooning, lmao bers => +0.11%
Bols are fuck => -0.05%
[+11] u/Midnite_07: Europe is running out of jet fuel...
[+11] u/Chance-Albatross7809: this volume is depressing
[+11] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Bers can’t even get a red flat day 😭
[+11] u/Teccho: i bought 200 netflix shares on margin, wish me luck
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Volume gets less and less every day we move higher.
[+11] u/Kickboy21: I genuinely dont even know what to buy. Everything seems overpriced AF
[+11] u/Big_Cryptographer863: Try raising prices again nflx. Punk bich
[+11] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Pete Hegseth announces the U.S. will launch “Operation Economic Fury” on Iran."
[+11] u/No-Put2311: How many of you regards bought BIRD at 20 dollars
[+11] u/Taiyoken: I'd rather have a $10 dump than a $1 theta day
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: When the hormuz finally opens for real, the market will tank.
Why? Because that wouldn't make sense.
[+11] u/internetf1fan: My 702 dtes are bleeding for its ass
[+11] u/dmk_world: 710 within 36 hours.
[+11] u/Issa_vibe74: ONE MIRE PUMP I SWEAR ILL SELL THIS TIME
[+11] u/BeaverSack: USD is the worst fiat currency on the planet, except for all the others.
[+11] u/River_Sandhu: Did 🥭 just say he has a great relationship with Iran? 😂😂
[+11] u/Street-Badger: They’re going to have three carriers and 50k troops in theatre for the big peace celebration next Wednesday.
[+11] u/hallett21: 705 was promised 3,000 years ago.
[+11] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Imma be real with y'all, I might got a little greedy with the calls
[+11] u/Fckur401k: That FOMO you're feeling? Totally real. Buy now or regret it forever.
[+10] u/PureAlpha22: Puts on the mods creating the Daily Thread
[+10] u/spectra444: Dear Ber,
Put the fries in the bag.
Sincerely, Bol
[+10] u/Sick0h: Life of ber
Wake up
Piss out morning wood
Check futes
See still fuk
Cope
[+10] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Apparently YOLOing my retirement funds into BIRD yesterday was a horrible mistake. See you behind Wendy's
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: What are we going to do about the war now that the market no longer cares. Let's just leave and pretend it never happened.
[+10] u/According-Page8618: less jobless claims than estimated.
are you team
1) less jobless claims = economy does better so market goes up
2) less jobless claims = less chance of rate cuts
[+10] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Vibes are very sus, the thread being confused is a sign
[+10] u/DeezCodeNutz: Change underwear, !remindme 13 minutes
[+10] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: My version of cash gang is not using margin
[+10] u/Ok-Art6659: V incoming, hope you used that Time to reload your calls
[+10] u/botistic: Believe it or not. Calls
[+10] u/Low-Resource-7082: It's gonna be up .5% at least to end the day
[+10] u/Time_Molasses_1581: I need a -3% day… please please please
[+10] u/2020isgreat: My portfolio will be rebranding as an ai company
[+10] u/UnivalveX: - ber: surely we can get a red day after 12 shrek dick green days?
- market: best I can do is +0.1%
[+10] u/DumbNutter: I almost pulled the trigger on some puts today. Glad I didn't or I would've pulled another trigger on myself
[+10] u/OkAlternative7705: -97% all time, that’s what being a logical bear gets you. One would think oil being high, inflation and all won’t make spy 700+ after it didn’t touch it for months
[+10] u/X211499Reddit: TACO is a genius he starts wars on multiple fronts just to pump the market after announcing ceasefires, now he’s claiming he ended 9-10wars lmao
[+10] u/zaepoo: I always lose money when I trade on my fundamental beliefs about the market.
[+10] u/Namtabmal: Im going all in. Bears you might have a chance
[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Did 🌈🐻 never learn in school the most basic law of physics that states "what goes up must go up higher"?
[+10] u/unbenchhench: will bears fall for same trick twice ?
[+10] u/parallelogramm3r: So Israel has until 5pm to bomb the hell out of Lebanon. Got it.
[+10] u/rukasteam: Why did Lebron sign a deal with Israel? What happened to the Lakers?
[+10] u/saw-it: spy you piece of shit
[+10] u/gamblinproblem: I think the rally is over. Buy calls
[+10] u/PropheticMurmurs: Congrats in advance if you bought that comical little shitdip. See you at 702.
[+10] u/Suavecore_: I can't believe I bought puts at 680 and calls at 700 only to lose everything on both
[+10] u/Possible-Material693: Largest green streak since ‘09. This market has retard strength. I love it
[+10] u/likamuka: People born in the 2000s please know the system was not supposed to work like that.
[+10] u/SxeySteve: The pumping will continue until bears stop victory lapping on green days
[+10] u/jasperCrow: Is this sub obsessed with Hims because yall are all balding, and can’t get boners?
[+10] u/Jon472: Won't we have no oil like next week?
[+10] u/ImLemonized: I don’t know how yet, but I certainly will lose money again
[+10] u/OrdinaryMix4013: dame spy 700 putting zero resistance like JD vanzze wife last night lmaoo
[+10] u/jasperCrow: BREAKING: Physical Goods Inc. filed a form D with the NYSE to change their name to Physical Goods Ai.
Shit is about to rip.
[+10] u/RJ5R: Hormuz is double stuffed
Europe and Australia have weeks supply left of jet fuel
Markets go WHOOOOOOOSH
[+10] u/dabblesest: Spy just wanted us to celebrate getting to 700 again relax guys
[+10] u/Yasqweenn: Come on SPY 703. I’ll s your d. 😪
[+10] u/aniote: If SPY goes to 800 this year I'm retiring at 33 and giving all of you retards an honorary dollar through venmo as a token of appreciation
[+10] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Not to humble brag or anything, but my dad has been the manager at the local Wendy’s for like 13 years now if any bears are interested.
[+10] u/cosmicoconuts: 700 printed, now I need 670 tomorrow for my puts I bought week
[+10] u/spectra444: Bers celebrating over us being down 0.08% is possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen after 11 straight green days
[+10] u/UnivalveX: aint no fucking way we're ever dumping again
[+10] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Guys SPY is down 0.1%, I might buy the dip
[+10] u/Outrageous-Voice1459: LMAO BEARS ARE SOOOO MAD 🐂🐂🐂😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/YourCautionaryTale: Up 13% to down 2% in less than an hour.
And I don't even know how it happened.
[+10] u/Muted-South4737: Sir, SPY dipped down to 700.
Him: I DECLARE PEACE BETWEEN ISRAEL AND LEBANON
[+10] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Him: "Israel and Lebanon are working towards a lasting peace!"
Hezbollah: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
[+10] u/_dudehangsdong: Market did not believe the Israel ceasefire one bit
[+10] u/samwehl: Ferrari SF90 just listed for sale in Delaware. License plate “SPXODTE” I just know you’re in here guy 🤣
[+10] u/MadDabbed: Get ready for the V….
[+10] u/KaleidoscopeNo7975: 700 points up on fake news 15 points down on reality lmao
[+10] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: I am BOL what happening ? Did I get calls again at the absolute top ? Hell no
[+10] u/softboiledjadepotato: I'm not bearish anymore, but STILL, oil up 4% and market just whistling to the upside on 12th green day in a row is so wild
[+10] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Where's shrek with his massive dong when you need him?
[+10] u/jovi_1986: Banbet! Spy 702 2 hours
[+10] u/Moepenmoes: How does this market make any sense?
[+10] u/spudbro00: Oil 100 = Spy 700
Oil 150 = Spy 1000???
[+10] u/JPenniman: I think “stocks go up” is fundamentally true just because 401ks. There is endless buy pressure regardless of situation so it’ll always go up even when valuations don’t make sense.
[+10] u/excadedecadedecada: Holy shit, new Boards of Canada?!!!
[+10] u/hwork-22: Do you know what sub you are in? 😂
[+10] u/Icommandyou: You need to own better stocks
[+9] u/dreamer_Neet: The train to spy 800 is not stopping. CHU CHU MADAFAKA
[+9] u/collegestudent808: Can the market pull back I can’t buy at ath 😭
[+9] u/Extension-Ad917: The more I have used AI products from the big players at home/work the less I believe in the AI revolution generating huge revenues
[+9] u/Ok-Piano8789: is there some kinda ongoing semi-irreversible global energy crisis, that still has a realistic chance of turning into the worst one ever or something?
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Fix the Fuckin’ Thread, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.
[+9] u/wallstreetdiva37: Show me the latest thread you crazy bastards!!
[+9] u/Tay_Tay86: Bulls were getting a little yippy
[+9] u/kazkeb: So, the Israel/Lebanon ceasefire doesn't include Hezbollah. Sounds productive.
[+9] u/sunsetmenu: it just doesn't stop. no rational reasons anymore
[+9] u/FabulousLanguage6216: 6 months of talks going well. Bullish
[+9] u/cosmicoconuts: Spy only ignores oil to pump classic
[+9] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: When a company with a 400mil yearly loss is performing better than a company with a 400mil profit, you know it's all bullshit
[+9] u/lookingforajob2020: if your only source of news was from observing the stock market for the last two weeks, you would've thought humans colonized Mars
[+9] u/centered_chaos: A flushout would be healthy...
[+9] u/Issa_vibe74: I’m gonna lose my fucking mind if spy pumps to close
[+9] u/TreGet234: Ok no i refuse to stop being bearish. This is 100% 2008 again. High oil prices will bring the fragile world economy and financial system to its knees.
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Netflix will announce new data centers and will transition to AI
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Make puts great again 🦅🇺🇸
[+9] u/jerm2z: All of reddit's daily threads are absolutely fucked today. Calls on RDDT.
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: BREAKING NEWS: **WSB gamblers union** demands an apology from MODS for the regarded state of this thread. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Fun fact mods are part of the MMs and don’t want us to have a functional board 😔
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: Buying 1 put to keep this bad boy going
[+9] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Good Job Mods, even with AI, you fuck up the daily thread
[+9] u/_Netgirth: MSFT still a fucking steal. Can’t wait for earnings and for regards to realize AI adoption is gonna make them more money not less. Same as google
[+9] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Caution ⛔️
There’s another shitbag that’s being set up for a pump and dump after a rebrand to AI.
Oh, who am I kidding. This is WSB. Go pile in.
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Fix the Fuckin Thread, you crazy bastards
[+9] u/McClintockC: Dangerously bullish in here
[+9] u/Samjabr: CNBC high-IQ host "Labor market is good for those who have jobs - but not so good for those who don't"
[+9] u/itsgodsposterchild: OF COURSE AS SOON AS I BUY THE MARKET COLLAPSES
-ber who found $5
[+9] u/-Ophidian-: If this is the correction, bers are actually fucked.
[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Fun-Craft-6136 made a bet that NVDA would go to 185.0 within **1 day** when it was 198.976 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 59 losses
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[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Sneakers AI was the top signal.
This will be featured in the big short 2: mango boogalooo
[+9] u/Wall_St_Bussy: My phone must be fucked up. It’s showing SPY is red today and we all know that’s not possible
[+9] u/knoqd_: > AN ISRAELI DEFENSE OFFICIAL SAID A CEASEFIRE COULD BE ANNOUNCED ON THURSDAY NIGHT. "WE ARE AT A CROSSROADS. NOTHING IS FINAL BUT IT COULD HAPPEN TODAY," THE OFFICIAL SAID - AXIOS REPORTER
AXIOS is undefeated LMAO
[+9] u/Sir_Grindalot: The 1m chart of the last 30 minutes is incredible; if you held puts longer than 5 seconds you got assblasted
[+9] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Bessent telling people to reduce their withholding to increase “real wages” we’re so cooked
[+9] u/swarthout2222: SPY up ✅
VIX up ✅
Oil up ✅
Inflation up ✅
Jobs down ✅
11% move in 12 days ✅
Bols: bUhLeAvE iT oR nOT caLLs
[+9] u/csr8765: If you lost money while the Nasdaq is up 16% in 10 sessions….it might be time to throw in the towel on your trading career
[+9] u/dabblesest: Damn, I really miss all the “puts here” comments…
Bers really are all dead
[+9] u/Subject-Narwhal-2926: Paper handed my call. Foolish. Now I have a second call to fix my error. This seems logically sound and not at all like chasing losses
[+9] u/Spare-Pace4283: SPY is officially disconnected from economy, news and world events. It’s now an index of greed, and turns out greed only goes up
[+9] u/vee1rot8: I can’t believe my options I bought 2 months ago are in the green now. 💎🤚
[+9] u/__nameless____: Imma buy some puts to send spy higher
[+9] u/SherbertOk2563: shorting spx is the worst decision ive ever done
[+9] u/pinkerton_gov: Market not realizing they are giving the green light to 🥭 to do more f’d up shit
[+9] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Oil will continue to go up, no matter how many times they short it
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Every time someone says "stop with the bols/bers bullshit" it turns out they are a salty ber. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/LetigiousBoobFart: SPY puts have made me $39 today
[+9] u/Meeting_Ok2: Ok if I've learned anything I should buy the dip rn
[+9] u/k21k21k21: I wonder how much of this pump is a tax return sweep
[+9] u/BeaverSack: If I was hiding under a rock for the last week and just came out and saw the market, I would think I missed a fed announcement that they’re dropping rates to fucking 0%
[+9] u/staresinshamona: just sold my puts this bear is dead
expect spy to close -15% today
sorry y’all
[+9] u/User0198888: If it’s good for a screenshot take profits.
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: keep dumping the market you crazy bastards !!!!!
[+9] u/izCS: Oil aint lying. SPYmageddon incoming.
[+9] u/davidbigham: SPY down 0.3% from ATH. WSB down 90%.
Classic
[+9] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Maybe this pattern of market manipulation is not good for the overall health of the market. It's easy to joke and brush it off like it doesn't matter but you end up paying the cost of it all at once
[+9] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Fuk it. Holding my 702 calls. Ride this shit out.
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: Come on SPY. Find that retard strength. 701.50+
[+9] u/31andnotdone: there will be clapping when nflx drops earnings
and it wont be hands 👏
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: If market not retarded, why retarded shaped?
[+9] u/ripcord51: someone knows something
and that someone isn't me
[+9] u/Cheekyadger: Holy fck NFLX is scary
[+9] u/Burrow-Owl: I'm pivoting my shit posting account to an AI company. Get in now 🚀🚀🚀
[+9] u/Snoo23417: I can't think of a single reason that tomorrow won't be green again.
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: So if you beat earnings you go -3% and if you don't you go -10%
[+9] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: Microsoft is literally going up like 3% a day
[+9] u/PowerNoodles117: I think puts for this morning 🌄
[+9] u/dylansavillan: My puts are so fucked
[+9] u/peterpeer9: I am a retirementmaxxer. Most people don't realize this but every additional year of working is 1 year closer to dying, so **that's one year less of savings you need for retirement**. My plan is go hard on this so I only have to save about $14 for my retirement
[+9] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: Trump seeing I bought calls and announcing minute man III's have been launched.
https://preview.redd.it/6bl2kg3h6kvg1.png?width=1138&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f26c1a713e005f33d51e16535f455079c280e32
[+9] u/jasperCrow: VIX fueling up for a moon mission.
[+9] u/AfraidAnalyst: Market at ATH? Time for boots on the ground, it won’t seem as bad for the market if it drops 10% again
[+9] u/Remarkable_Owl: Europe having just 6 weeks of jet fuel remaining is bullish.
[+9] u/Wowmuchrya: The year is 2030.
Spy has still not closed above 700 due to premium farming.
[+9] u/Firm_Passage_6844: BREAKING NEWS: Lehman Brothers listed on NASDAQ
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: I just had excellent conversations with the Highly Respected President Joseph Aoun, of Lebanon, and Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu, of Israel. These two Leaders have agreed that in order to achieve PEACE between their Countries, they will formally begin a 10 Day CEASEFIRE at 5 P.M. EST. On Tuesday, the two Countries met for the first time in 34 years here in Washington, D.C., with our Great Secretary of State, Marco Rubio. I have directed Vice President JD Vance and Secretary of State Rubio, together with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dan Razin' Caine, to work with Israel and Lebanon to achieve a Lasting PEACE. It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th, so let's, GET IT DONE! President DONALD J. TRUMP
OH LMAO SO THIS IS WHY THERES A MEGA PUMP
PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
[+9] u/miata_only: > Waste Management ($WM) announces surprise pivot to AI with plans to construct an initial 80 data centers adjacent to landfills. "We can use waste energy from trash incinerators to power our GPUs", says CEO James Fish. "Our company has extensive experience dealing with trash so the transition to a focus on AI should be extremely smooth."
[+9] u/n0m0rem0ney: people will short RDDT and go long on AI then ask Reddit a question instead of chat GPT
[+9] u/Still-One-1665: Fuuck my ass. Should never have been a bear
[+9] u/Old-Commission2782: Closed my puts and went all in on calls a few days ago. Happy to win here; but this is seriously messed up. I don't care if we had that 10% correction. Going up this fast in 13 trading days isn't good for the indexes.
[+9] u/nyse25: There are people from Canada in this thread. Let that sink in for a moment.
[+9] u/epyonxero: "Yo dawg, I heard you like cease fires, so I put an cease fire in your cease fire so you can pump SPY during a blockade"
[+9] u/PopularCut4124: Listen we can focus on reality or we can pump this
[+9] u/SighRamp: that orchestrated market mini dump at 12:35 roped in a lot of regards
[+9] u/Due-Information-6277: What’s worse than bear or bull. Europoors.
[+9] u/Metal-Water: Thank god I stopped trading 0DTEs I’m such dumbass for touching them.
[+9] u/arbitraryBlue: Months to finalize peace agreements? Israel gonna fuck this up in one week
[+9] u/AmbitiousBasket0: AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I'LL SHIT IN YOUR PANTS
[+9] u/Chance-Albatross7809: ur about to become exit liquidity
[+9] u/No_Psychology_4339: Is buls spamming made up quotes from the bears they hear in their shizophrenic heads a sign that the top is in ?
[+9] u/tinydisaster: Allbirds was the top
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: People still talking about oil and the war like the market isn't run by hallucinating AI
[+8] u/drytexterfinalboss: Dad has mom saved in his phone as "my anal queen 🍑". I can't stop vomiting
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: If a shoe company becoming an AI company isn’t the top. Then we got room to run yet.
But if a shoe company is what pops that bubble, it would be comical
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I have a 75 mile one-way commute I gotta make twice a week. It’s a fair trade for me, living on a big acreage on a lake with a shop building and room for cattle and horses and shit that I can wfh 3 days a week from.
But god damn I hate the drivers on this commute. Just a bunch of mouth breathing idiots ambling around in the left lane.
[+8] u/DriftMint: I NEED THIS SHIT TO CRASH
[+8] u/LawngClaw17: This shit would be a lot easier if I knew which stocks were gonna go up and which ones are gonna go down. Anyone know?
[+8] u/twostroke1: “I lost all my money because the stock market went to all time high”
reread that sentence bears, and realize how retarded it sounds.
[+8] u/twostroke1: Spy under 700 is a generational dip buying opportunity.
[+8] u/Loperenco: FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC SELL EVERYTHING ITS FUCKING OVER
[+8] u/twostroke1: spy 699 yesterday: “lmaooo BEARS R FUKT”
spy 699 today: **PANIK**
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: Never went bankrupt taking profit. Never got rich when that profit is $30
[+8] u/SZJX: It's gonna be another green day in a row? I'm so done.
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: The Venn diagram of "that makes sense" and "that's what I thought would happen" is just two circles, not touching.
[+8] u/pidaryob: problem with bulls is, they don’t understand what’s happening just as much as bers
y’all seeing this shit pump from 630 to 700 in less than 2 weeks time thinking u discovered the stock profit method lol
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Retard strength really
[+8] u/schleeper1: i wish the thread would auto refresh
[+8] u/Barlored: Altman wants to scan his brain to create a digital duplicate; however, the procedure will kill him. He's okay with this.
Ladies and gents, get this man his funding asap.
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: spy yearns for 687.50
[+8] u/AgileHornet5960: The fact that there is 9000 comments… and not one mentions a higher low is how I know this sub is regarded
[+8] u/YungIrv: Jesus Christ this isn’t good for my health
[+8] u/art_entrepreneur: It's going up, and it's going down. Meanwhile, both my puts and calls are losing money.
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: I deserve a painful death
[+8] u/sloanemonroe: Zero people would have taken a 10:1 bet that qqq would be up 13 days in a row after the news of the last two weeks. ZERO
[+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: This was nothing but a dead cat bounce.
[+8] u/sunset117: Lulu lemon just needs to be LuluAI , and bang, 600% like 🦅
[+8] u/Athien: One day my grandkids will ask: “grandpa, were you really alive when shoes became AI?” and ill tell them all the story of 4/15/2026
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: I really can’t believe we rallied back to ath. I always always always sell the bottom fml man
[+8] u/LegoToast: Anyone else get to work like 30 mins early just to sit on their phone before their boss gets in
[+8] u/avdvetf: BREAKING: Hegseth says the US Navy is pivoting to AI. Carriers will be converted to nuclear powered data centers.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: another day another +1%
[+8] u/bzl33: All Birds is such a pump and dump. $50m for GPUs is nothing.
[+8] u/tastyfreeeze69: Need a ten bagger to avoid an indefinite psych hold what’s the play
[+8] u/Total_Schedule591: Invite her back to my place and goto sleep. Never let em know your next move 🦖
[+8] u/xeuropa: ORCL MSFT Cramer says he’s a believer now😂🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: I’m gonna act like Uncle Ruckus towards all bears
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: "this isn't the latest thread"
*Redirects you to last night's thread.*
Tickerboard, homie u ok?
[+8] u/ContributionMore5502: time to rip a $100 gamestop power pack to get the gambling juices flowing.
[+8] u/le_pedal: This unbelievable pump pushed me over half a mil for the first time ever
[+8] u/UnivalveX: it's unfortunate, but in this market only retards buying at ATHs will be rewarded
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #daily reminder to read the Epstein files
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: Gambling destroyed me to the core. I want to cry but no tears come out. It keeps happening, I can't stop it.
[+8] u/VaIentineX: drop only -0.14% what a joke
[+8] u/Sub_Par_: TSM Earnings beat pre-market = red day, calls fucked. Makes sense
[+8] u/Okami_The_Sun: Oil bottomed out at 90 a barrel and you think that was gonna be the end 🫵😂
[+8] u/Wall_St_Bussy: If you’re feeling down, take solace in the fact that there are people in this sub right now that bought BIRD above $20 this week
[+8] u/Iknowyougotsole: 2026 amd is the new 2024 nvda
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: It's one gallon of gas, Michael. How much could it cost, $10?
[+8] u/dataCollector42069: boring day spy looks pinned at 699
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Even if Iran would state that the hormuz will never ever be open again I'm sure the market would moon +2%.
Then when physical shortages of oil hits and countries starts to ration gas and diesel the market will go up another 2%.
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: fuck this Barak Ravid guy from axios
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: I was a ber once, didn't care for the blood in my underwear all the time. And I even used chipotlaway
[+8] u/No_Somewhere3288: Bers preparing for the next SPY dip from 799 to 785.
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Long, long ago I accepted that I’ll likely die broke and alone under an overpass somewhere….as such I will continue to short this monstrosity until that outcome is realized. Remember me kindly, bulls.
[+8] u/unexceptiontotherule: He didn’t buy the dip!
He thought it would go lower! 🫵🤣
[+8] u/Sjw455: Are you not entertained
[+8] u/RisingToMediocrity: SPY will never go down again.
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: This is the worst week bears have had since Watergate
[+8] u/I_work_too_much: According to Shoe AI, there are over 200 straits in the world...***we are only blocking one*** and have ripped to 700+. I have an idea to get SPY to 1,000,000 guys...
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Oil and SPY ripping. The ponzi continues 🥂
[+8] u/RCA2CE: We are going to rip after lunch aren’t we
[+8] u/Rock_or_Rol: Mango announced ceasefire just now between Israel and Lebanon
[+8] u/trsx5: Everyone asks... where is the ber, not how is the ber
[+8] u/MadDabbed: CEASEFIRE WITH ISREAL LEBANANON 10 DAYS
[+8] u/lookingforajob2020: dip for the first 30 minutes of each trading day then non stop pumping
rinse and repeat for literally two straight weeks
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: My bear 🅱️ussy is about to throw in the towel
[+8] u/WarmCan3034: everytime i think it can't gets any higher, it does lmao
[+8] u/xStringerBellx: turned red candles off of my chart
bears no longer exist
[+8] u/dabblesest: Oh hey look a new ATH! I can’t believe it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/jokull1234: This rally might be the most hated in US stock market history lol, I don’t remember liberation day being this upsetting for some people
[+8] u/NativePlant870: These new generation bulls are insufferable
[+8] u/Antique-Flight-5358: Any kind souls...ive lost 200K...save me..
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Iran blinked and we got world peace in less than a week … praise Allah
[+8] u/nickpufferfish: Keep buying the dip guys!!!! No way it goes tits up!!
[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: Imagine being a retarded as the president
[+8] u/ten7four: 🥭: *It has been my Honor to solve 9 Wars across the World, and this will be my 10th*
Are these wars in the room with us right now?
[+8] u/CATLLM: I've never been so depressed being cashgang.
[+8] u/ignatious__reilly: The story about Europe having no jet fuel is so wild
That’s a real issue
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Mango went from “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY”
to
“I DECLARE CEASEFIRE”
[+8] u/financiallythriving: In an attempt to revert bankruptcy status, Spirit airlines has now filed to be an AI company offering unique solutions for large language models
[+8] u/bb483: Damn Im in calls and even Im skeptical of further upside
[+8] u/lookingforajob2020: how in the fuck are we still pumping
[+8] u/saw-it: Buy puts it breaks ath. Buy calls, it goes sideways.
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: https://preview.redd.it/9zfhges8flvg1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=113e8cac911a3b815e3248facaa0557ec2419696
[+8] u/cow_grass: Bought hims calls on top and panic sold at bottom today. Fml
[+8] u/Local-Bid5365: I am politely asking for $700 to break so Drill Team 6 can take over
[+8] u/hotCupADank: wont lie, need an absolute rip upwards atm
[+8] u/YourCautionaryTale: In a matter of a couple of days $700 went to the untouchable dream to concrete support.
And nobody really knows why.
[+8] u/OkExercise4093: I wanna sell my calls at a loss, but i know the moment i sell, it will shreck, but if i dont sell it wont shreck
[+8] u/Mr_Pongo: So last week was not the right time to sell covered calls. Gotcha
[+8] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Incoming super V to 705
[+8] u/Bravadette: IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING.
[+8] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Delusional times man
[+8] u/rollinhating: SPY volume is 1/3rd of the avg...
[+8] u/VanguardDeezNuts: What if we put up like big giant long curtains along Hormuz and the Iranians will not be able to see the ships passing through, would that help us
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: Goodbye Spy, Asian session gonna dump it. I can see the pending orders
[+8] u/Electrical-Gas-2949: I am once again buying puts lmao
[+8] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Looking at my charts there’s actually a strong possibility we will never see a red day again.
[+8] u/kodaksdad2020: We will go up another 20% before a red day
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Some of you are getting crashed playing NFLX earnings. Source? I’m playing it lol
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Ok just bought 100 shares of Royal Caribbean stock because we are in the middle of an oil shock and it makes no sense to do that
[+8] u/Equal_Assistant2897: I'm paralyzed and sweaty
[+8] u/derprondo: > Coachella
> About 60% of general admission ticket buyers for the festival used buy now, pay later (BNPL) plans to secure their passes.
LOL we're fucking cooked, might not be this year, might not be next, but at some point there's going to be another GFC sparked by the combination of consumer debt, AI data center debt, and high oil prices.
[+8] u/Kickboy21: MY MSFT SHARES ARE GETTING CALLED AWAY AT $400 TOMORROW. I MISSED OUT ON $18000. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Idk what all birds is, and at this point im to afraid to ask
[+8] u/TreGet234: it really does seem like stocks will never come down ever again. either a permanently high plateau or going up forever with maybe a 15% correction when nukes fly and life on earth is vaporized.
just buy buy buy. don't try to time it. it will always shoot back up to ath in a matter of days.
if ww3 and huge supply disruption in oil and other ressources from the middle east, and all the myriad of indicators that show that the economy is in shambles just bounce right off the stock market there is genuinely 0 risk of just going all in. The only hedge you might want is gold and a small small amount of cash just in case it does dip 10%, in which case you set a buy order to go all in again when it drops like 8% off ath, because you ain't getting much more than that before it rips back up.
[+8] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Hegseth really said the energy industry is not destroyed yet lol and I’m not sure if he’s referring to Iran or everyone
[+8] u/Confident_Bee1447: The market still hasn’t priced in Harambe
[+8] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Its a fact that when resistance is smashed, the stock flies cause everyone is watching
Buy SPY
[+8] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: 2% day to shut up the flat stockers and bers
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: "Here's why linkedin influencers are crazy about allbirds."
[+8] u/CharmingSoil: I'm gonna bear up again today. Got my ass kicked a few days ago, but I'm back at it this morning. Go ahead, take my money.
[+8] u/BAShelley: Whose ready for the All Birds rug pull today?
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: Flew too close to the sun
[+8] u/booose6: Bols looking like shocked pikachu over the fact that were moving down after a 15% two week fake pump
[+8] u/ValueOfADollar: 70 point ralley when nothing fundamentally changed is one of the most egregious forms of manipulation I've seen in my meek 22 years
[+8] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Boeing is the only company I’ve ever seen that will consistently sell off from positive news. It doesn’t even get a quick pump before the dump, good news will break and it will just be the biggest red dildo straight up my asshole you’ve ever seen
[+8] u/dMestra: Bears celebrating a 0.1% pullback after reaching ATH amidst a war. I guess bro 😂
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Thank you to my coworker for annoying me with a task to help her with which meant I missed the open and didn’t FOMO into calls like I said I would
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Fake, manipulated market. Because it’s down and my calls lost money.
[+8] u/lostinspacs: That’s the pullback. Should pump into close
[+8] u/Warm_Implement3088: Europe only has 6 more weeks of jet fuel and ya'll are bullish lmfao
[+8] u/Gajax: Heads up... There is a secret daily thread for the cool kids AND YOU ARE NOT INVITED!
[+8] u/-Ophidian-: Imagine thinking that the top is in and we're ending red today.
Just imagine.
[+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: That qqq call guy really sold the top. Well played
[+8] u/TreGet234: Do we need the actual apocalypse to drop more than 15% on spy?
[+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: When I get outta the shower spx better be above 7040 😊
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: **Activate:** 30 Minute Green Dildo
[+8] u/NationalMedia8201: Vix creeping up but doesn’t seem to be stopping anyone
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Just going to sit on my hands until the clown market comes back to reality. Shit is bad out there
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Congrats bull, you boomed me again today 👹
[+8] u/UnivalveX: it's gonna pump today. it's gonna pump tomorrow. it's gonna pump Monday. it's gonna pump every fucking day
[+8] u/tgff333: It's like calls aren't even lottos, just smart investments
[+8] u/Zimoula: Breaking news: Iran requesting red days to be part of the ceasfire
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Bers seething: They can't getting away with it
[+8] u/LossMax: Fear has just entered the market for first time this week
[+8] u/SighRamp: SPY and QQQ barely green today should pump higher
[+8] u/StuffedBunss: Just a healthy pullback you fools
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Can someone explain to me why those camp mystic fucks aren’t sitting in a prison cell
[+8] u/sylphvanas: Any bulltards bought calls at the top?🤡
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: Bought a SPY 1dte 705c. This is your 1 and only warning
[+8] u/pain474: boring af, I want to drop 10% again so people freak out, much more entertaining
[+8] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Everything is too expensive 🧐
[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: Ridiculous SPY volume
[+8] u/Midnite_07: Pumping starts in 2 min......🕒
[+8] u/Chance-Albatross7809: volume is so low institutions sitting out rn
[+8] u/TyroneSwoopes: Im confused, Lebanon cease fire is good news so this should be dropping, no?
[+8] u/lSazedl: wow the last hour might just be as boring as the rest of they day woo
[+8] u/YourQuietComfort: Shouldn't have bought the 1DTE 710 SPY call, but why the hell not.
[+8] u/apurimac777: So our health secretary has not only literally given brains to a dead bear cub he also chops dicks off dead raccoons
You cannot make this shit up
Anyway, calls
[+8] u/Running_OutOfTime: Thanks to 🥭 there is finally peace in the Middle East! I'm sure this will last for generations and not for 2 days like normal.
[+8] u/KeyInstruction641: [What it really means that a failing shoe brand “pivoted to AI” and its stock soared 700 percent](https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/savingandinvesting/what-it-really-means-that-a-failing-shoe-brand-pivoted-to-ai-and-its-stock-soared-700-percent/ar-AA212kX4?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=69e12e21739a47ceb526b2d64cfae0db&ei=24)
It means that the bots and Ai fools are as retarded as us. It also means my retirement is fukt. Damn.
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: greediest pig shit i’ve ever witnessed in my life
[+8] u/Yasqweenn: Breaking: SPY files chapter 11
[+7] u/knoqd_: > GULF, EUROPEAN OFFICIALS SEE US NEEDING 6 MONTHS FOR IRAN DEAL: BBG
[+7] u/volckerwasright: American stock market is the most powerful force in the history of the world. USA USA USA
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: #So anyways I was working on my truck yesterday and forgot to put the parking brake on then unhooked the driveshaft and almost got flattened when it started rolling LMAO CALLS BOYS YOU CANT KILL ME
[+7] u/TreGet234: Rotation out of semiconductors starting. This was the blow off top. Now rotation into quantum, and ai nonsense just like last year.
[+7] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Not green enough, +2% by open
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: Imagine being told in February Strait of Hormuz was completely shut for an entire 6 weeks and stocks are highest they have ever been.
The only conclusion is that Fed is lying about its desire to tame inflation and will pump assets no matter what, regardless of its impact on regular people.
[+7] u/ismebbb: One more green day to kill the last standing bears
[+7] u/twostroke1: My coworkers who check the market 2 times a year: “holy shit, spy is all the way up to 699, that’s insane.”
me, a retard: “ya, i lost all my money because spy drilled all the way down to 699.”
[+7] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Fix the fucking thread. What am I paying you guys for?
[+7] u/botistic: Back to buying the dip
[+7] u/McKoijion: Some of you need to get "Donald Trump is lying to me" tattooed on your bodies Memento-style.
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: This is gonna be another classic:
"you better give us a good off ramp Iran, or else"-US
"we're just gonna keep the Strait and keep bombing Israel"- Iran
"Negotiations are going well, we'll give Iran an extension"- US
[+7] u/pussinbuuts: back to easy mode
LMAO
[+7] u/Massive-Assistant387: I literally think i'm going to nut
[+7] u/dabblesest: Go up you slut, I want 705
[+7] u/ComfortableWolf779: All these ceasefires are just them getting prepared for ground invasion?
[+7] u/Metal-Water: Getting high cause I made a bad trade
[+7] u/Treverer: The Catholic Church has been around now for like 2000 years. If you seriously doubt that they don’t know how to take care of their competition and opposition like 🥭 maybe you shouldn’t be in the casino
[+7] u/davidbigham: "SPY only goes up "
Sun Tzu
[+7] u/One-Process-6547: https://preview.redd.it/dkb6y2gqskvg1.png?width=796&format=png&auto=webp&s=6612a0063709683fdd11e61bc81e3d3e3777461e
[+7] u/firstandlast0202: You have a literal bot in the comments with username "bols are cooked" still trying to convince people to buy puts and you're telling me the market isn't rigged.
[+7] u/booose6: Listen bears i hate the big orange guy a lot too and im prepared for the worst market collapse of our lifetime, but right now you just cant fight this trend. Its euphoric
[+7] u/octopus4488: Behold: "the _alive_ cat bounce".
[+7] u/Beagle001: Spy dips after 11 days, bers come out "wha hoppen, buls?". You look like an idiot. It's like getting one goal when the other team is up 100-0
[+7] u/Massive-Assistant387: SPY 702 and I get out of PDT Hell.
134% percent in one week and climbing.
LET'S GO
[+7] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: I'm SO good at holding... my diamond hands have turned blood red lol
[+7] u/iBoughtYourCar: Have to withdraw $5500 from my HSA to cover surgery from two weeks ago.
Bless up for this rally, got my cost basis back yuhhhh
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: WOULD BE HILARIOS IF WE LEG DOWN 5% OF PEACE DEAL LMAO
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Zig zag, zig zag. The physical toll this can put on a person 🫠
[+7] u/tnecniv2021: No way it moons from here. Puts puts
[+7] u/TargetDreams: Anyone else sold and gone all cash?
[+7] u/derprondo: Lmao another new thread am I in a time loop?
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: I cant stop laughing at how confident bers were last weekeend LMAO
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: The industry that stimulates 5% of the European economy is about to run out of fuel(<6weeks). Who knows how many jobs that might be. Bulllllllllish?
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: mods are sucking each others dicks making loud noises, instead of fixing the thread
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: There has to be a Chinese version of WSB on Weibo but all their trades are monitored by Xi. Short selling is illegal!
[+7] u/mehmilani: Can't wait to put in a bet and then watch the algorithm buy and sell to itself to make the opposite of what I want happen.
[+7] u/Senior_Professional4: I think the mods would really appreciate if we kept tagging them to fix the thread
[+7] u/iLoveMBB_: i have 1700 to play with what’s the plays? i’m thinking $msft
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: No women are on WSB man
[+7] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: Boy do I have an irresponsible amount of 4/17 709 calls
[+7] u/LegoToast: I think people will buy and sell stocks today
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Doing actual research on a stock and liking what you see, move to buy and then noticing at the last minute that Crashie Woods recently bought is gut wrenching. Just move on and find another play 😩
[+7] u/Blackhole_sun81: Which one of you morons convinced me to buy stock in a DAMN FAILED SHOE Co???!!!! 😡
[+7] u/yallmakemebroke: Well I was hoping spy would keep pumping today but it’s too bullish in here so puts it is
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: I had Covid for the first time since the pandemic and that shit fucked me up dude. God damn. It’s over a week later and I’m just now starting to feel alive again.
[+7] u/UnivalveX: red days are out of the equation now. the real question is whether dips will still exist in the future
[+7] u/SuicideSpeedrun: I was doing the whole "real job" thing instead of refreshing Truth Social every 5 seconds and now I don't know why oil dumped
[+7] u/TreGet234: The dollar is genuinely ass. Dxy will never see 110 again.
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: SanDisk Stock Already Is Up 300% This Year. It Could Jump Another 180%, Say Analysts.
RIP SNDK
[+7] u/Madsen13140: Not looking good bers, not looking good...
[+7] u/Unhedged-Fund: so new rule is be greedy when others are greedy - let's go for more air pump
[+7] u/Single-Adeptness-769: Okay I think it’s time to close longs at open, we are in too good to be true territory with all this green
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Somebody’s wife is in my bed
[+7] u/-user222: what do i have to do if everyone is fearful and greedy at the same time mr buffet
[+7] u/cobalt4: If Netflix doesn’t pump today and after earnings, I’m cancelling my subscription
[+7] u/Fun-Age-5749: this is the latest thread bruh
[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Fuck your gap fill bears. 710 here we come
[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: In a year you'll be lamenting that you could have sold your spy shares for 700
[+7] u/Athien: Wait a minute, what is this color that’s different than green??
[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: PUT IT IN REVERSE, TERRY
[+7] u/gregot76: oh look the daily bear trap that will be over in 5 minutes. buying calls here
[+7] u/xavras_wyzryn: Shoe company turning into data center is the ultimate tell.
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: They will not pay SPY 700 you rats 🤣
[+7] u/Zoji25: Oh god did someone get nuked?!?!
[+7] u/Xzlk: Hahahahahaha bears are so regarded. BUY BUY BUY
12 hours later: holy fuck sell it all
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: You think this is a dip? Did you all start trading 3 days ago?
[+7] u/UnivalveX: back to green. infuckingsane
[+7] u/davidbigham: SPY down 0.05% , WSB down 50%.
Classic
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Too tired to trade. Hookers and blow kinda day
[+7] u/seapassenger93: My fellow Bears 🐻 now is the time to make wrongs right! MARCH AHEAD AND DO NOT TURN BACK!
[+7] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Rip 0DTE plays with all this chop
[+7] u/UnivalveX: one day this shits finally gonna dump -2%. and for sure I'll have run out of money by then
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: I'm quitting while I'm not ahead
[+7] u/fire_alarmist: Drill team 6 used like ten years worth of PTO at once or what? Where are those clowns? Just fucking off in the Bahamas?
[+7] u/DarthTraderrr: i want it to dump so i can make money on my puts and then i want to sell my puts so i can make money when it Vs. Is that too much to ask for??
[+7] u/aniote: You may keep laughing but the AI and footwear industries are much closer and interlinked than they appear. My great grandfather was a shoemaker in Nashville and ended his career as an AI systems engineer
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Intel dude would have been close to 2 mill now
[+7] u/spectra444: https://preview.redd.it/h3zn4ik1gkvg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f03c116bf46cf34c9b99ad5cc94c303eaefa69a
Bers:
[+7] u/kerrykingzgo-T: The earnings thread is fucking salty. Dudes make a fun little joke and its like -14 ⬇️
[+7] u/jerm2z: Reddit doesn’t pay their IT staff and engineers, thats why the daily threads keep getting messed up. This is only bullish for RDDT. 200 by next week
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/green4543 made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 within **1 day** when it was 696.858 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+7] u/Rrrandomalias: Stock market at ath and Pam Bondi still going to get fukt because Dow is under 50k lmao
[+7] u/likamuka: This is so pathetic. I see the MMs just wait for the faintest glimmer of a plan of a concept of excuse to pump. I mean what is this.
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: jesus fucking christ
[+7] u/Enjzey: and you thought SPY was at top 🫵
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Starting a war and repeatedly ending the same war just to pad your stats/line your pockets. Based.
[+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: This shit is so unhinged lol
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: >Israel and Lebanon agree to 10-day ceasefire, Trump says
You get bombed and land stolen and do a ceasefire?! What a joke, they need a new president.
[+7] u/GrondForGondor: PULL UP. PULL UP.
TERRAIN. TERRAIN.
PULL UP. PULL UP.
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Just crash already, stop the dick tugging
[+7] u/deathlyharry: "6 more months of war is inevitable"
dips 0.15%
the war:
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: SPY about to pump on any reversion in oil despite not caring about the upticks
[+7] u/enc-nyc: tomorrow is option expiration day, expect fuckery
[+7] u/jhchee: Last chance for calls
[+7] u/dabblesest: So is this the ber market they were yapping about?
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: some of you guys sound like gamblers, not investors
[+7] u/Democrazy_: Are the investors in the room with us right now?
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: oh look it dropped by a dollar just to immediately recover within 2 minutes
[+7] u/Coloradospruce33: Starting to get dressed for NFLX earnings
[+7] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Don’t even care if nflx misses. Not selling
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Chat panicking and screaming for mommy
SPY📉0.1%
Ok regards
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: People that can look at the first hour of the day today and say “oh yeah it’s hitting ATH by close” deserve to be separated from their money honestly
[+7] u/TropicalOinkment: Bird pumping again, gonna reach NVDA levels soon. Its basically the same company but better, with shoes
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: >SPY closed +1.22% and is up more than 10% in 11 trading days
Fomo bulls: WHY ISNT IT GOING UP MORE
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: SEND THIS BITCH TO 703+!
[+7] u/BHull16: SPY 695 would be wild
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: >50% Of AI Data Centers Have Quietly Been Cancelled Or "Delayed"
[+7] u/IslandExact429: I must be the only retard on planet earth to be down $10k on $BIRD
[+7] u/bigmeatbag: Tired of this fake ass manipulated market, SPY should be testing $720 by now but MMs trying to hold it back.
[+7] u/SlfImpr: This advice never works on most people but here goes for nothing:
Best stock buying opportunities are found during **imaginary market fears** OR **short-term panic**. Examples:
* DeepSeek moment (semiconductor stocks crashed) - imaginary fear
* Liberation Day Tariffs (everything crashed) - short-term panic
* Iran War - short-term panic
* Anthropic (AI) will kill software/SaaS stocks - imaginary fear
[+7] u/31andnotdone: I'm out living life and not losing on puts in my undies.
I feel like I curious george.
[+7] u/Automatic-L0ss: Who bought Allbirds yesterday chasing fomo? Show yourself coward
[+7] u/lobsterspider: 2 powerful forces are colliding
My greed for more gains
Vs
My fear of getting curb stomped at the top
[+7] u/ten7four: Oil chads
https://preview.redd.it/czw7jz5q0lvg1.png?width=380&format=png&auto=webp&s=4baecf98e784f1fa45d30544e54a35ac99e6009b
[+7] u/LossMax: I survived the Bear market of 12:20 - 12:35
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Who put blockade on daily charts?
[+7] u/lSazedl: with the way this chat is, you would think spy was below 700
[+7] u/bmault: That’s why you hold all day
[+7] u/sierratangocharlie: power of friendship ass market
[+7] u/Invisible_Pony: Once all the AI companies switch over to making shoes the market is going to go crazy.
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Chevron Exec Says You Should Just Drive Less Instead Of Investing In Renewable Energy
Are we living in a satire world
[+7] u/CPA-hole: SPY 700 and oil 95 does not compute
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: MM are upto some wicked shit here. This is beyond safe for anyone.
[+7] u/sallyrideee: all i want is a pump back to today's high. is that so wrong?
[+7] u/UnivalveX: better luck winning the lottery than making money on puts
[+7] u/Snoo23417: Now pump to daily high and wrap it up.
[+7] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO says negotiations with Iran have been "fairly successful" & that he will extend the ceasefire if necessary."
[+7] u/Zimoula: They’re playing dirty games to trap both sides
[+7] u/Medium_Sized_Brow: Well it was fun while it lasted. I made a whole 11 dollars today
[+7] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Dollar and a half straight up for spy. Nice bounce
[+7] u/Sengle473: Watch this goes up to 705 to melt all those bers ass.
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: lowkey maybe mango just wants credit for breaking the 14 consecutive days green record might be the end goal here
[+7] u/IslandExact429: Got fucked by a $BIRD today
[+7] u/Top-Subject38: So calls tomorrow? Spy 710
[+7] u/uncsucks: Oil up SPY up. Makes sense to me!
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Mango needs to really piss off the bears and send this up another 5% over the next week.
[+7] u/wyudtix: 12th consecutive green day close. Totally normal and healthy!
[+7] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Sold all my Netflix calls, 7k!!!! Woo. Didn't want to risk losing money and they expired tomorrow
[+7] u/zuziannka: Just had birria taco 🌮
[+7] u/n0-THiIS-IS-pAtRIck: the irony ... robinhood has an article on why netflix is a safe bet and its down 8%
[+7] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Imagine your aunt had a penis, then she'd be your uncle.
[+7] u/LabyrinthLayers: Don’t overthink it. Read TSM report, buy 0dte NVDA calls at open
[+7] u/OkExercise4093: I honestly did not have a Trump vs Pope online fight on my bingo card
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Congrats all SPY callholders 🥳🎉🍻🎊
[+7] u/R5-D7: Dear market:
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you
[+7] u/ismebbb: Ah red, it's been too long my old friend
[+7] u/trsx5: EVERYDAY THE MARKET GIVES YOU 10 BAGGER OPPORTUNITY.
IF YOU MISSED ONE TODAY, THERES ALWAYS ONE TOMORROW. STAY VIGILANT MY DEGENS
[+7] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: My fortune cookie last night said "Your thoughts are highly regarded"
Thank you Panda Express
[+7] u/JellyfishLarge3794: spy ceo's DNA test reveal that he shares lineage with shrek
[+7] u/ImSortaUseful: Hey I work at bloomberg we heard you guys were thinking a insane pump or a crash so it’ll actually be our job to make this as flat as possible
[+7] u/baadllama_ghost: gaps on the daily everywhere
market's a mess
[+7] u/knoqd_: > BREAKING: The House narrowly failed to pass a resolution to end Trump’s war with Iran, losing by a single vote, 213–214.
Is the market pumping on this?
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: The market is acting wierd as fuck today.
Vix barely green, oil up 4-5%, bonds up, gold down, market flat.
Market should be down more and vix higher.
[+7] u/Itchy_Election_5327: ready for power hour shrek dong
[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: We're gonna end exactly as opening price lol
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: they used to say "buy the rumor. sell the news."
but today the market doesn't distinguish between rumor and news.
[+7] u/TotalInstruction: Well shit, at least I called the NFLX earnings play right.
[+7] u/kex06: Only need Oracle to have a +30% day to get back to breakeven
[+7] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Calls at open ..again?
[+7] u/FatFluffyFish: Weeks supply left of fuel.
Just blockade the blockade that blockaded the blockade.
[+7] u/Marcinho21: EVERYBODY PANIC SELL
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Brent approaching 100 again.
Maybe the market celebrated a bit too early.
[+7] u/UnivalveX: the fact that QQQ is only down -0.02% after pumping +12% in two weeks is mind boggling
[+7] u/csekseni1: Big win for the bears keeping spy flat
[+7] u/vermilli21: SPY 705 EOD sounds nice
[+7] u/Total_Schedule591: We won the iran war 3.5 times and double blocked the canal cacaww! 🐥
[+7] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Bers: spy 700 is ded cat bounce
[+7] u/SPY_0DTE: Today is the start of blowoff top. Only true believer bears who are down 99% and still holding will make it. SPY will open at $620 Monday and we will all lose our jobs.
[+7] u/Electrical-Snow5167: SPY is playing red is lava
[+7] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Just farted and alittle shit came out. Time to go work from home!
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Can’t buy the top if there’s no top 🌬️
[+7] u/tgff333: Id bet top dog law is actually a bad lawyer
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Breaking: “Google Search restored in Iran”
GOOGL calls
[+7] u/f0xinaround: I could use some help here, FOX! 🐸
[+7] u/Ozqi: imagine if NFLX went up 50% because they changed their name to NetflixAI
[+7] u/Ozqi: So many pussies dumping NFLX before earnings lol
[+7] u/gjbaca17: I’m getting banned but last word is NFLX. Damp it. No DD except puts were cheap and maybe they’ll miss or have bad guidance idfk. Just BTO 2 jun 100p and 1 may 100p.
[+7] u/AdjustDeezNutz: I hope these print.
https://preview.redd.it/m0jdpiuu0mvg1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9549bb9d17e64308f7961e69018a98af47d71d36
[+7] u/lSazedl: Is this the right thread?
[+7] u/Waveytony: I have been sent from the future as a herald of SPY 800. In the future everyone gets a free sex robot but nobody uses them because everyone is too busy getting laid all the time 😎
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Google is genuinely the greatest
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: I will buy a 0dte call today to end this stupidity
[+7] u/Jacobpapi: You are being manipulated
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: I'm not expecting a crash, but I thought we'd drop into the -.3 range at least, lmao.
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: [https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2044783626005475641](https://x.com/jimcramer/status/2044783626005475641)
cramer just cooked all current bears
[+7] u/jasperCrow: VIX acting like 🥭 when he sees a 12 year old girl.
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: Oil up, spy up, bond yields up lol
[+7] u/lSazedl: yall had your chance to get into cheap calls an hour ago. now it's time to reach ATHs again
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: We really need to make bidets standard operating procedure in America, man. Some heathen shit more people aren’t using them.
Honestly WSB needs bidet flair cause I’m not trying to take advice from some retard with a dirty ass.
[+7] u/Suavecore_: I could've made loads of money by FOMOing in at any point during the last two weeks but I chose today and of course that was the last stop
[+7] u/No_Needleworker9613: In the stock market, the less you think, the better you do
[+7] u/alexmark002: I think there is more room to go down here.
[+7] u/dontslambro: Oh yeeh... Power hour after a power 2 weeks
[+7] u/aniote: I finally accepted that I failed as a stock trader so i'm reconverting into an AI data center and will offer GPU-as-a-service (GPUaas)solutions. DM me
[+7] u/powerboner: Sooo are we gonna blast oorrrr
[+7] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #RIP to all the NFLX call holders 🥀 🕯️
[+7] u/Particular-Vast2199: Did I just hear "bird class destroyer"?
[+7] u/DCHamar: Back in my days spy had red days
[+7] u/analgape4206969: 100 points on qqq in a little over a week. Insane
[+7] u/firstandlast0202: "IMAgINe bUyINg intel for $50 a sHaRe loL" Some people here should get a permanent mute.
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Fakest dip of the week.
3rd ATH EOD. SPY 702 calls 0DTE from here.
[+7] u/miss_L_fire: Why the fuck is it always stairs up elevator down
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: Yo it’s about to plummet
[+7] u/Leaguefizzics: BACK TO 700 YOU WHORE
[+6] u/astromouse2024: I’ve been seeing some comments on how ‘tech earnings will dump us back to reality’ but my gut tells me it’ll catapult us way higher
[+6] u/cashivyy: All in on allbird at open?
[+6] u/BrokenStonks: Sofi calls 🤙 working well
[+6] u/Fine-Will: Getting way too euphoric in the market. I am gonna go to the store to buy some milk, son. *Sounds of running away.*
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Risked $1,000to make $30, I think I’m done with this
[+6] u/Scared-Signature-452: CNBC is worse than fox news at this point wtf this lady is like complete propaganda
[+6] u/-Ophidian-: OK bers, fun's over.
You run along home now.
[+6] u/yushey__: I bought puts it should go up now
[+6] u/Avocadonot: Doin your mom
Doin doin your mom
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: Theyre stop loss hunting today
[+6] u/music_is_gud: SPY is definitely not staying above 700 tomorrow with OPEX
[+6] u/vermilli21: Why does it seem like I aged 20 years...and its only been an hour in the market
[+6] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: No reason for us to be green YTD anyways. Nothing but shit news all year lol
[+6] u/cosmicoconuts: How do yall hold 0dtes longer than 5 minutes, im a paper hand b
[+6] u/killainvest: I might have gotten my ass kicked in the market in the last two months but I did just make my final preschool payment ever!!!!!!! That’s like a pay raise.
[+6] u/skankhunt427696: mango is being awfully quiet, it's like having a monkey walking around with an AK without the safety on
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: Lost 50% of my port as a ber. The generous bols have shown me the light and allowed me to regain that back with 0dte SPY calls. Truly the heroes of this market.
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I think I actually am retarded
[+6] u/Small-Maintenance-65: Okay, sold my decimated puts.
[+6] u/TomTheCat85: I sold. Good luck boys
[+6] u/TheSmallPotato: The trend for MSFT is so bullish now it might just go up all the way until earnings.
[+6] u/Crackbot420-69: The people buying here on this red candle are so excited to get a deal they haven’t seen since twelve minutes ago.
[+6] u/CATLLM: Why is the market acting like a meme stock
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Don’t care what he tweets anymore, every single thing is a lie to pump markets
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Lmao israel doesnt even know about the Ceasefire bro this manipulation is fucking nuts
[+6] u/dabblesest: The Vs will continue until morale improves.
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: Just one more shrek dick, I promise I’ll sell this time
[+6] u/CEO-of-SOXL: I’m a bear that owed a lot on his taxes recently. AMA
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: https://preview.redd.it/02bo2376gkvg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00be0ae4842a153d4532ec71fa07548105fc99bb
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Nice ber trap to fuel the next leg up 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: how in the fuck are we still pumping
[+6] u/winston511: I get second hand embarrassment when people post a comment bragging about making $200 on 0dte’s or scalping. Bro at that point just say the % of port you made bc the dollar amount is bumming us out you’re so poor.
[+6] u/sharkenleo: All that for a drop of blood
[+6] u/Treverer: The pope is pulling all the rhetoric figures out to show how retarded 🥭 is. He is literally shit talking him with the power of god
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: 700 is an unbreakable floor that we will always bounce back from. Unless it breaks
[+6] u/RJ5R: Hormuz is double stuffed
Europe and Australia have weeks supply left of jet fuel
Markets go WHOOOOOOOSH
[+6] u/Antique-Flight-5358: were ending negative friends
[+6] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: so what the fuck was the 0dte put pricing this morning
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: Ugh that fat fuck has a press conference later today right?
decisions decisions
[+6] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Time for the daily pump into close
[+6] u/Athien: I don’t think my body can handle any more green, I’m all out of Gatorade and cigarettes
[+6] u/mehmilani: Mods are not doing a good job here, wasting our taxpayer money like that.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: His VP took out the previous pope 💀
[+6] u/ateranol: I've been short on the market ever since the Ebola panic. It WILL pay off 😤
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: They broke the thread so we can't see the rug happening today :(
[+6] u/youngmacho: Vix green SPY green Oil green DXY green. Lmao
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: its the year 2026. SPY is at 700. you still have no friends.
[+6] u/Gajax: They were making fun of Allbirds on the LOCAL NEWS and you bought??????
[+6] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Bers are about to get cooked
[+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo7975: If you are down on a long call position you started anytime in the last 24 hours
a) lol
b) lmao
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: I may be a dumb ber but at least I’m not a dumb bird
[+6] u/Crazy_Donkies: Amazon to $1000. They make Amazon Basic shoes and are in AI.
Give me my money.
[+6] u/RonBlake: Heh, feels good to be a long term value investor instead of staring at the chart all day like you degenerate gamblers. I only check the chart on my 6 weeks til expiration options every 5 minutes or so, no need for any more than that
[+6] u/All_FIREdUp: Dumbass neighbor kid got his head stuck in our railing so I told him the firefighters are going to have to cut his head off and surgically reattach it at the hospital and then I let his parents deal with the aftermath 😌
[+6] u/Ancient-Magi: Blew up my account after losing for weeks revenge trading. Be careful
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Apparently 🥭 announced Lebanon ceasefire before it was even voted on so Israeli's are furious because it looks like they were forced into it and now they have to spin it lol He's such a child
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: “I empathize with anti-technology sentiments and clearly technology isn’t always good for everyone,” Altman wrote. “But overall, I believe technological progress can make the future unbelievably good, for your family and mine.”
This guy is very delusional
[+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Same dip happened at the same time yesterday, monster Green Day ahead of us.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: California: Man becomes obese while training for marathon
[+6] u/miss_L_fire: This may be flying too close to the sun but I doubled down on calls, let’s go
[+6] u/Odd_Papaya8305: Realistically what can cause a -2% drop now
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: red literally lasted for 2 minutes lmfao
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: Going to take a dump at the bank, they won't know what's coming
[+6] u/apspicy67: one green candle “MOOON” “DUMB BER” “SPY 750 EOD”. one red candle “TANKKK” “BOLLSSS LOL” “TANK AT OPEN” “RIGHT WHEN I BOIGHT CALLS”
[+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: We just need a celebrity with big enough swagger to make national headlines, ie Bradley Pitt or Daniel Devito, to build a restaurant and name it "The Strait of Hormuz"
That way, when it they have their grand opening and clankers see the "Strait is Open!" headline we rip to eternity
[+6] u/MadDabbed: FUCK MAN THE SPY SETUP LOOKS SO BEARIS
[+6] u/Sbrunex: Only thing I want to mention to our beloved marketmakers is: OPEN the CASINO you CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Oil pumping, SPY pumping, VIX pumping. Gunna be a good day.
[+6] u/Flimsy-Ingenuity-186: this is the latest thread right
[+6] u/31andnotdone: cramer said today is a reversal day. 😭
calls i guess.
[+6] u/pidaryob: how are u all this salty spy was at 630 barely 2 weeks ago,
is the prevailing thought seriously green everyday without brakes?
are you guys genuinely autistic ?
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Which one of you bought SPY calls at 701.30?
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: daily thread crashing just like the market
[+6] u/chainerection: Today is going to decide whether i will continue my netflix subscription or not.
[+6] u/Suavecore_: Just woke up, time to go all in spy calls after 200 straight green days
[+6] u/seapassenger93: FELLOW BEARS!🐻 UNITE NOW,IT IS TIME TO TAKE THE BULLS DOWN!!
[+6] u/DeshawnLive_: Another lesson not learned for me 📉💵🔥
[+6] u/2AMTrader: Guessing the war starts back up this weekend, I dont think Bibi will let trump quit
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Ber vs bull is just what the richies want the poors to fight over to distract them from us richies.
Then again most of you are poor....
Nevermind carry on.
[+6] u/mallison945: Looks like it’s a pump and dump. Who could have foreseen this highly foreseeable event
[+6] u/Rrrandomalias: Welcome to Costco, I love you
[+6] u/PureSun4208: Is the market waiting for me to sell my call so that it can rip? Sikee I’m not selling it
[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: they dont want u to know this but if u live in a city and cancel prime and pick the free 10 day delivery or whatever it still just comes in 1-2 days anyways
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Of course we get an entire weeks of 1%+ moves to be flat
[+6] u/davidbigham: Buy at all time high and sell next all time high. welcome to bull market
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: QQQ insane pump lmao
[+6] u/hackernight7: That shit is so manipulated
[+6] u/Ozqi: MSFT has another 15% pump left btw. Buy calls now.
[+6] u/n0m0rem0ney: I look on this thread and everyone claims SPY is RIPPING and then it’s up like .1% and my calls are still red because of Theta
[+6] u/dontslambro: immediate V of course
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: Oil rocketing and spy doesn’t give a shit
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: That's looking like a head and shoulders pattern on SPY. Maybe pantene.
[+6] u/Q-X-Q: Bulls made tons of money in the last week or so. Maybe it's time to take profit?
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: WHAT HAVE THE BOLS DONE TO DESERVE THIS??
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Bears have been pooping in the shower in an attempt to reduce their water bill
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’m terrible at this holy shit. Bought tsm noc allstate and Toyota today and literally all of them tanked right after.
[+6] u/jonnyraza27: Toyota and Allstate ? Cmon twin
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: This market is deeply sick
[+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: He tried the morning tweet, didn't really pan out
Will 🥭 try for the afternoon tweet?
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Spy probably needs to close above 700 to keep this going
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: So here we are. Strait has now been closed 7 weeks in just a couple more days. 3 weeks was supposed to cause a recession. But 7 weeks doesn’t? It was a lie? I guess so.
[+6] u/Electronic-Tax-1641: Our gas is fucked, our orange is retarded. But this is all bullish of course.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Six weeks of fuel left for Europe bullish 🙏📈😄
[+6] u/swarthout2222: Let’s go 750 why stop here?
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Being an oil bull instead of equity bear is the greatest feeling
[+6] u/ten7four: This is the biggest dip I've ever seen in my trading career
[+6] u/hwork-22: Such a beautiful bear fakeout
[+6] u/Dejectly: You'd need another 15% drop buddy
[+6] u/illinformed-will: How manay days can we sustain those uptrend in GLD + SPY + OIL + DXY ? Something gotta gives
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: >!REMOVE DA SELL BUTTON!<
[+6] u/McClintockC: This isn't the latest thread eh 🤨
WHERE IS IT THEN, MODS. TELL ME.
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: I’ll be shocked if spy ends green today
[+6] u/Motley843: Lets get this dog and pony show going, I got some money to lose
[+6] u/dingusmingus2222: MODS more retarded than this market. Christ, which thread is it...
[+6] u/UnivalveX: just domp the fucking living shit out of it already
[+6] u/puts_every_day: 710 should be doable before the weekend
[+6] u/saw-it: This shit always happens when I buy calls
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: #Red!???!! What is this sorcery?????
[+6] u/CosecSecCot: It's the bulls' fault if the market dumps. Bears don't have any shares to sell.
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: My freezer defrosted and I lost $400 of food. At least I saved $1 in electricity. the right mentality for here right? Right?
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: BACK TO GREEN AGAIN !!!!!! CALLS CALLS
[+6] u/Bam2458: Just refresh the app a couple of times and SPY should turn back to green.
[+6] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Call an ambulance… but not for bears 🔫
[+6] u/Unlikely-Run-400: No more pattern day trading rule. This is freaking awesome!! You know how much money I’ve lost becuase I couldn’t sell until next day? This will be a game changer
[+6] u/DumbNutter: On a day with clear signs of a market pullback. Everytthing still rockets lmao
[+6] u/davidbigham: Buy SPY call at All time high and it still works. 🐂🐂
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Are we pumping too much?
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Why do they give YouTubers the most punchable faces?
[+6] u/DeepFriedAnoos: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+6] u/jonnyraza27: Just scalped $225 with qqq in about 10 mins
[+6] u/WombatShwambat: My problem was I was being too rational
[+6] u/Namtabmal: The volume just isnt there. This is a classic retail pump because millions of them are scared they get left out like last year. Its gonna get worse. Gg
[+6] u/Etraderbanker: BIRD is no longer the word
[+6] u/rygypi: dumbahh bers still think a couple red candles means itll go down...
[+6] u/StuffedBunss: Lot of stuff still at great value. Buy the dip
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: instant 1 dollar bounce on SPY as soon as it hit red
couldn't make this shit up if you tried
[+6] u/i_like_debt: Not sure how this will help anyone, or what plays you could make from this info, but:
There is a big increase coming on May 1st for oil and grease in addition to the increase that happened yesterday.
Flagship 5w-30 oils are not being made right now because base 3 stock is heavily depleted. They are doing this in order to make the cheaper full syn 5w-30 products. If this trend continues, there could be a major shortage on full synthetic oils.
So, if anything, get your oil changed now if you're close.
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Do bears unironically think the market will just tank after 10 straight Green Day’s? At best AT BEST you’ll get a day or two of consolidation before a real move back under 700
[+6] u/zeusbox: Now that the deal is done. Let's dump, says market.
[+6] u/Master-Stranger8908: Spy I don’t care what problems ur facing right now .. pull yourself together hoe
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: Of course like an idiot of the all the tech I chose to buy Microslop. RIP
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: #Software pump all 2026 🦍
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Suddenly the number starting with a 6 instead of a 7 offends my eyes.
[+6] u/bigAlgingerdaddy: Who’s ready for the 2pm surge up
[+6] u/Marcoos123: This is getting ridiculous SPY 700 during war? Today Im getting 0dte puts at open because premarket’s looking 📉
I’ll probably get 2-3 strikes OTM
!banbet spy -1% 9h
[+6] u/31andnotdone: there's supposed to be 100 comments a minute here.
whats going on
[+6] u/EnginrA: Put this in your mouth! Now!
[+6] u/EnginrA: Is 700 the new floor
[+6] u/thegx7: The mango at top is gonna tweet some retard shit today. I feel it
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # *TOM “FAT CUCK” LEE*
[+6] u/GreatRegard: MicroDump over;
MacroPump begins;
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: I can’t lie, it’s pretty funny to see how depressing it gets in here on chop days because everyone is leveraged to the tits on 0DTE plays
[+6] u/jason8585: RKLB crew get ready for 100
[+6] u/PushAble2463: MSFT awfully bullish rn… and lots of room to move upwards 👀
[+6] u/ParticularWarthog319: Probably should take gains but gonna be greedy today after leaving tens of thousands on the table this week by using risk management
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Why didn’t the bers warn us???
[+6] u/severed02: When does the $25,000 pattern day trading restriction get removed? Need to turn this $230 into $1M by Christmas
[+6] u/Goomba_PoopMushrooms: lol, market changing it up. not straight line today RIP
[+6] u/hallett21: You guys are still buying puts? Holy shit lol
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: So I have a let's just say "rope swingingly large" tax bill that was due yesterday and I didn't pay it because Vanguard is being retarded with my MM fund transfer to Chase and apparently you can't send money directly from brokerage to the IRS through their platform. I really gotta move all my shit at some point I think the IRS is going to buttfuck me for like $500 a day in interest etc at this point until I can figure this out.
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: It's so easy calls on any aggressive downmove
[+6] u/yushey__: Who tf thinks that a -0.1% is a “dip” after 10% in 2 weeks
[+6] u/TomTheCat85: Cmon spy my 705s are dying
[+6] u/FistPunch_Vol_7: Fml for not going into SPY when it was below 650 smh. I could be on the beach right now
[+6] u/Premier_Legacy: There’s a chance we never see red again
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: I will vote for anyone who runs on a platform of jailing the entire admin and all of Wall St
[+6] u/Issa_vibe74: Ole reliable, tesla puts
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Remember to praise Allah before you buy, that’s been the catalyst for this gap up
[+5] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: I just need a 947% gain by May 1 to recover my puts. Let's goooooooo
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: FIX THE THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS (MODS)
[+5] u/Ill-Expression1737: down 14k on poots this month. switching to calls today.. prepare yourselves bools
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: Guys I have 160k, spy calls 0DTE???
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m as bearish as it gets but I’m skeptical this admin isn’t gonna do everything they can, legal or not, to keep this shit pumped through midterms.
[+5] u/dybalapogba21: The top was in on photonics as soon as I fully bought in
[+5] u/McClintockC: SPY CALLS 2: THE REVENGE OF THE BER
[+5] u/hayleybts: Bessent needs to short oil again
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers getting purged again
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: i switched to swiss cheese on my breakfast sandwich, it's been a nice change of pace
[+5] u/hudson701: 1% Monday
1% Tuesday
1% Wednesday
And what.... another 1% today?
Honestly afraid to enter anything just incase the whole thing dumps. Expecting some chop-suey again today before a slow melt up with no decent entry points whatsoever 🤝
[+5] u/LineInternationale: I’m imagining being a BIRD shift manager in Da Náng and walking in today and going okay, we are retooling to make extreme ultra violet lithograph machines everyone go
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: And just like that, 700 is support lol.
[+5] u/yushey__: People woke up and thought 700 was a nice dip to buy after it dropped from 701
[+5] u/sonspurs: Just woke up from a 3 week coma. Wtf happened ?
[+5] u/seanws30: Fell asleep to down 50% on my calls, to now waking up to up 100%.
705 eod, let's go!
[+5] u/jasperCrow: 🥭 already licking his pig lips. Better watch out 🇨🇺
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Ah yes my favorite tickers, AA, AB, AC, AD, AABB
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY 3:1 puts to calls and people think it's going down
[+5] u/lhbruen: CLOSE THE FUCKING CASINO
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: I miss when life was good 😔
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: I'm surrounded by fear and dead bears.
[+5] u/Send_Lawyers: https://preview.redd.it/2s02trefkkvg1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=864ae8089494af3659838cf2babb7d612ccc6e8c
For 4 days in a row I bought ATM 0DTE qqq calls at open and sold em around an hour later.
Have you boys tried calls?
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Irrational exuberance
[+5] u/saw-it: The beautiful thing about buying calls at open is that spy Vs but calls are up 2 cents from purchase
[+5] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: Strong farts this morning
[+5] u/akunisg: we are absolutely gonna squeeze now
[+5] u/TokiAsuma: If we melt up again 4th day in a row then well played mm. I’m too pussy to buy in now
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Lmao bears laughing thinking they’re smart when the market is up almost 3% in 5 days😭
[+5] u/vanceraa: sold calls yesterday into full puts today. 20% gain and i’m out cya tomorrow
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Taking profit before 🥭’s usual weekend tweet…smart 🧐
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: I just discovered power of positive visualisation
Close your eyes, imagine you've won the powerball $500m, for 5-10 minutes imagine that life and FEEL how happy you are. Feel that joy and confidence you have now. Marinate in those feeling for 10 minutes. Feel the joy knowing that you can provide everything to your family. Feel their happiness. Convince yourself that that is the current reality now and carry that joy with you. Everyday do this and put yourself in situations which you are wining and doing well. You'll slowly change your self imagine, form new beliefs about who you are and what you're capable of.
[+5] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Hotline for bers gonna be ringing if this thing hits 701
[+5] u/2AMTrader: lol trump taking credit for cease fire...
[+5] u/PositiveToe2761: My dad whose never done options : “ You lost money on the s&p 500? You lost money on the spy? How is that even possible it’s a line that just goes up over time”
[+5] u/lSazedl: Compared to the last couple of days, this has been a snooze fest
[+5] u/tldamico: How come market crashing?
[+5] u/Suavecore_: This is that little bump that makes you double think selling your calls at a 40% loss only for it to drop like a rock and sell them at a 99% loss
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Take a shot every time SPY touches vwap
[+5] u/vgavina10: Soon as I sent this it shot up LMAO
[+5] u/EnginrA: Is now the time to buy calls
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: McDonald’s are gonna make AI burgers? How’s that going to work
[+5] u/jeanx22: Fake green at open for liquidity
Last wsb bol FOMO a call
Market top
[+5] u/Schmidtys: puts on mods fixing the thread
[+5] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Bear market of April 16, 2026 lasted about 15 minutes. RIP Bears.
[+5] u/Jumpinmycar: I think we can get the spy to 8k if we block the bab-el’-mandab
[+5] u/CaptainChris1990: Sir a second candle has hit the towers
[+5] u/BirdyPooPoo: Quick make it [CeaseFire.ai](http://CeaseFire.ai) to hold up markets one more day
[+5] u/Vaynard709: bought spy calls today, first profit of this week. hmm
[+5] u/Electrical-Falcon-90: All in on HIMS today?
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Everything going parabolic in 22 minutes
[+5] u/thowthembowz: vix up 5% spy barely down 10 pts lmao
[+5] u/doolytokki: how the fuck do you retards hold 0DTEs and not sweat out of every known orifice and pores?
i have QQQ 0DTE calls and im fking getting panik attacks
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: pump it up, you've got to pump it up
[+5] u/GUHv2: Fuck this. Fuck all of you. None of this matters
[+5] u/habfranco: market trying to ignore oil going up be like "NANANANNANA I DONT SEE YOU"
[+5] u/Messer_Nexus: I don't know who is buying now. I sold everything yesterday, and will buy again after a big dip.
[+5] u/socrates4eva: Let’s go HOOD nation, we’re going back to 100 then next stop 120.
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Goodluck all my degens make daddy proud today 💰
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Scratching my calls and buying balls
[+5] u/csklmf: feels dumpy, not sure what to play this morning
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Msft still has room to run too. Down 9% past 3 months still
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: ALLBIRDS
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+5] u/Romanian_: New app update my charts are now a different color (red)
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: Thanks for playing, bears
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Berkshire Hathaway just paid their rent and utilities through 3027 with the amount of SPY puts retail bought this week
[+5] u/ServiceLater: AMD - ADVANCED MONEY DUPLICATOR 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: CHAT ITS DUMPING TIME
Sent from my toilet 😊
[+5] u/zipykido: Just went long, market is gonna crash and screw me 100%.
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Our top scientists ran the numbers, and the results indicate the market will go up, down, and/or sideways. Do with this what you will.
[+5] u/Q-X-Q: Think about this. All the good news regarding Iran is priced in now. But none of the potential bad news.
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: US-Iran deal will take six months lmao
[+5] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Just go down 2% I know you wanna you dirty slut SPY
[+5] u/Technical_Sea_5022: they won't let this drop lol
[+5] u/SPY_0DTE: I'm at the point in my losses where I start taking chakras and vibrational energies seriously
[+5] u/tendie-dildo: Crazy how the market always goes up and people still don't understand this
[+5] u/Gajax: That other thread is a lot better.
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: ok, i'm out of my shorts. fuck the s&p seriously. going over to short costco now
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: VIX at 17 this movement is dead lmfao
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Are we going to do something or just trade sideways with high IV to make everything unprofitable?
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Right as the euphoria has reached its pitch - massive rug pull. Gotta love it. Starting to believe this whole market manipulation thing. No reason for the run up or the sudden realization that everything is terrible
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: AI nothing but slop lmao
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: All time highs again, wowie
[+5] u/bb483: Feels like 2020 so I’ll trade like 2020 📈📈📈😶🌫️
[+5] u/No_Homework259: Lmao that’s why I need to turn off options
[+12] u/altonbrownie: https://preview.redd.it/16tmayuuokvg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb5806fd7db85322a49b245813235db0da279b0
[+9] u/Stmast: Whatever u do, ur gonna regret it
[+8] u/HywayKind: it works... until it runs out of gas and the whole thing collapses
[+7] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Is announcing ceasefire to which non of the parties agreed good or bad for the economy?
asking for an orange friend
[+7] u/kjl8921: Strong ass market for no reason
[+7] u/Sawgambler: That 2 sec green was juicy
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Noooooooooo my pooooootz that I bought on a confirmation signal. How could anyone have predicted it was going to green dildo off a 5m ema50.
I’m in shambles.
[+7] u/DeerCum: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+7] u/Gorgenapper: NFLX going to do the usual tech earnings playbook by announcing 500% revenue beat, flying AI powered sex robots, and then dropping -20% anyway.
[+7] u/CD274: Wow space, especially blacksky
[+6] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Wakey, wakey. Time to lose money
[+6] u/RevealFit9288: The market’s allowed to be red? I forgot
[+6] u/caliwillbemine: Bers thot lmao.
(I am a ber)
[+6] u/handsome_uruk: My comma came back home today!! we're so back!
[+6] u/Seju11: Oil and stocks going up at the same time is some among us shit, like who is lying here
[+6] u/Zeppu: *Scam completed, beginning generational holder phase...*
[+6] u/TheRealChizz: Trump’s framing of the negotiations is so overly dovish to me
[+6] u/ContentBlackberry0: Last week was doomsday and today is 99 virgins in Valhalla. So glad I bought spy call at the bottom. I should have went full port.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: AMD average cost : 127
[+6] u/BigWarning8696: The new CEO of Allbirds AI, AL Bundy, will be announced shortly
[+6] u/Any-Pitch-2963: fix it mods or i leave wsb for good.
[+6] u/Wishforgains: this shit is being held up by a toothpick that could snap any moment lol
[+6] u/tika_dengu: 🇮🇷 folded, lets go 🚀
[+6] u/MuchAd3474: how is this a right thread? OPEN THE RIGHT THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! YALLAH
[+6] u/guhhhh_MU: Rest In peace my BIRD he got hit by a bazooka
[+6] u/Haikoe: ITS GOING RED FUCKING SELLL
[+6] u/PulIthEld: I didn't pay my federal taxes. I owe them $7k but just didn't feel like it.
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: "I have stopped 10 wars!" - Yeah, but how many of those 10 did he start?
[+6] u/AsianGirls94: At some point it’s noticeable that literally no one is reporting on the fact that we’re in the greatest bull run of all time. Does everyone know it’s some sort of manipulation?
[+6] u/Ble_h: Is Microsoft finally getting Microhard again?
[+6] u/Ble_h: What the fuck SPY, my calls at the top are getting fucked.
[+6] u/CUTON1C: Don't forget $NFLX earnings today after the close at 4pm EST.
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: You allnare insufferable. It litterally hasnt moved. Its flat. Get a grip. Grow up 🤨
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: Euphoria is a very bad show and a genuinely bad influence on young people
[+6] u/Pluth: [https://bagholderindex.com/](https://bagholderindex.com/)
[+6] u/knnack: Advanced
Money
Duplicator
[+6] u/Dr_Vibe_Check: If you’re not making money today you belong here lol
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Bessent working furiously to keep 700 lmao
[+6] u/SnooTomatoes2318: it’s literally waiting for power hour to clock in, so that we will close ATH today
[+6] u/jfwelll: It is the latest tread stupid bot
[+6] u/tandoori_taco_cat: BREAKING: Trump associate Jesus Christ to join US negotiating team
[+6] u/ercanbas: Who’s actually shorting spy tomorrow?
[+5] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: oil being sus
VIX starting to say hey how are ya
RSI balls to da walls on everything…
Load em
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: ok fuck my put I guess I'll buy a call now
[+5] u/Austerlitz19: We could uh, we could put a naked girl on the flag. With like big whoppers. And she's sittin in her doorway, and you're walkin through town and she's like hey stranger come over here,
And you're like what do you want woman? And she's like well you can come in and have supper at my place.
And you're like I'm a good Christian man with a wife at home, I can't be hanging out with strange women, and she's like I ain't gonna bite you mister and you're like I don't know
And then all of a sudden the rain starts comin', almost like God himself is pushin you towards the doorway
So you go in, and she's sittin down and it's been a long time since you've had a hot meal and a cold pillow
So you sit down and she takes a napkin and tucks it into your collar
Now it's been a long time since you felt the fingers of a woman so you get mighty excited
Then all of a sudden her sisters come home
And you're like how many sisters? One sister, two sisters, three sisters, four sisters, five sisters?
Five sisters come over, so you're like oh my god I gotta get outta here the devil is tempting me
But then, all of a sudden, her clothes fall off. And you're like what? How did that happen? A woman's clothes just fall right off her body? Then your clothes fall off and you're like what? What's going on here?
Then an earthquake happens. You both land in the tub.
[+5] u/NaturalFortune8397: “we going up or down today?”
my brother in christ stop trying to fight the trend
[+5] u/kairepaire: SPY +4% day or a +6% day? 🤔
[+5] u/_pout_: I don't want us to get into the ceasefire / fire / ceasefire politics of the Middle East. They've been doing this for all of recorded history. We don't have to.
[+5] u/Educational_Bag_1923: NKE should consider pivoting to AI
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: And here I thought we were never going to go red
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: Hey guys just came back to my port after 15 days, how my spy puts doing? How much I made
[+5] u/KYEEZY98: Oil futures sneakily creeping back up.
[+5] u/lococommotion: OPEN Hermooseknuckle
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: AMD is fking ripping holy shit already up 110% with shares
[+5] u/No-Insurance100: Australian PM bragging in national address that they secured 2 million liters of diesel, aka 1.5-2 days of supply for the whole country
Definitely something the leader of a normal, healthy economy not facing a disaster goes on TV to talk about
[+5] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: This is the absolutely dumbest pump. Dude it just doesn't stop.
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Don't mind me just about to buy at the top here
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: AMD always rips before earnings then the earnings comes out and everyone goes "wtf is this shittty shit" and dump it.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Blockade will remain in place for as long as it takes. SPY to open at $705.
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: bro this is legendary, this needs to get pinned lol
[+5] u/otimanob: Wait people were crying when the market was dumping, now that the market is going up, people are still crying?
[+5] u/madhewprague: Bers are so stupid they never learn
[+5] u/IntergalacticPodcast: I would like to thank you all for helping me miss the bottom of the V.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Holy shit I never thought it possible. A morning where we’re not up by at least 30 basis points??
[+5] u/kemar7856: Microsoft I promised everyone 430 what are you doing
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: What the actual is happening? Why?
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: Can bears admit they were wrong now?
[+5] u/A_Credo: So the ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon will start next Tuesday, the same day that the Iran ceasefire is supposed to end?
Either the Iran ceasefire will get extended or this is all a rouse to start dropping bombs again.
Tune in next Tuesday to find out...
[+5] u/Jaysler: MSFT 420!!! LETS GOOO
[+5] u/brucekeller: That's gotta be pretty cool being Kyle Wyatt, the guy that screams *Mortal Kombat* in most media. It's crazy how he's pretty much earned a living off of screaming that and has been credited in basically anything related to Mortal Kombat, except ironically the original video game and MK2.
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: I put my hands up on your hips, when I dip, you dip, we dip..
[+5] u/itseran: Made too much money with calls, bought some weekend puts to balance it out
[+8] u/Baterick-Patman_: DIESER SUBREDDIT IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND
[+8] u/Unemployable1593: imagine demanding unconditional surrender and then negotiating 🤡
[+7] u/dynamic-burrito: Bears in here screaming for joy even tho it’s still green and up like 13% this month. Sad, sad creatures…
[+7] u/donkeybray: I got out! Took the $20 I needed to live for today and ran.
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Everyone drop what you're doing and go read this thread
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sna4lg/i_bought_1500_shares_for_a_12k_dividend_payout/
This guy is truly aggressively retarded and insanely confident about it lol
[+6] u/zhaoz: What I am learning is that traders are some of the most naive people possible. How are tweets about next Tuesday still having an impact?!
[+6] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: This is so fucking retarded it's not even funny anymore
[+6] u/GrandKnew: if I were an IT professional and made the mistakes the mods are making right now with the fucking thread I would be fired
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Bols gonna lose their mind when we have a tiny red day
[+6] u/chainer3000: Market rips today and craters tmrw I foresee it
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Why’s everyone so on edge and weird these days
[+6] u/Enygma_tik: UNH gang… what are we thinking?? This thing gonna rocket or keep us miserable over the next few sessions? All DD welcome here 👆🤟🫶
[+6] u/Cybermeld: Oil seems to want to be $100+ going into this weekend. That should be good for stocks.
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: Power hour, pump it!!!
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: 13 straight green days now? God they really must be squeezing a big player to make this move even possible
[+6] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: MSFT you pos give me 420.
[+6] u/Gandalfthebran: Msft reached freakin almost 420 overnight? wtf
[+6] u/hondacivic1996: 🦅RAH🦅 OPERATION ECONOMIC FURY 🦅RAH🦅
[+6] u/KaotikRush0198: Knew it was over when somebody said yesterday that it would pump to 725 lmaooo
[+5] u/Frankfurter_i81U812: Can’t believe I only put 1k worth of puts on
[+5] u/dynamic-burrito: I don’t even feel sorry for bears. Back to Wendy’s plz
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: we will never have a red days ever again
[+5] u/tonyMEGAphone: Believe it or not. Calls.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: pigeon eyeing me down but it doesn't know I'm examining its *girth* for a stew🫴🥘
[+5] u/Electrical_Raisin_93: What's up with MSFT and ORCL? Explain it to me like im 5
[+5] u/probably-ck: I feel like it's finally going to crash.
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Who gave Europe permission to speak
[+5] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: Is it time to take some profits or are we holding
[+5] u/Level_Ad8089: is my dog a computer?
[+5] u/tinim9: Orange man's tweet came out at 11:36am EST. The spike in SPY started an hour before that. A leaker leaked.
[+7] u/DuckLIT122000: I will time the market this time for sure!
[+7] u/tails2729: Remember, just because you made a new fancy rug from your recently acquired bear pelt, doesn't mean that shit isn't going to try to make you trip and fall.
[+6] u/kawkface: #CAN YOU TAKE MEEE HIGHERRRR
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Miss the old board already. If only the mods didn't vibe code it
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Oil randomly pumps 4.5%, SPY is like meh whatever
[+6] u/factcheckauthority: Spy $710 3% Green Day
[+6] u/jonneh: > Netanyahu agrees to 10-day ceasefire in Lebanon
[+6] u/Baby_God1106: What a boring flat day. But happy to see SPY still above 700! Period.
[+6] u/trainwreck001: JUST CHECKED...
280 TANKERS STUCK IN THE STRAITS
NOBODY MOVE... NOBODY GET HURT... LOL
OIL $300
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: All these banks saying gold is going between 5400 and 6300 this year. What y'all think about loading up on October gold futures??
[+6] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: Hey guys, you all should be worried about Mythos (according to Anthropic). It might bring about the end of cybersecurity as we know it (according to Anthropic). And its benchmarks are off the charts (according to Anthropic)
[+6] u/queenofcowboys: Five figures in my portfolio but this shit is running so hot I’m feeling fomo for the $600 cash I left uninvested. 😞
[+5] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: literally illegal for SPY to go red
[+5] u/jdfan51: My dad resents my existence so much for he has raised a bear
[+5] u/orrangearrow: THE HORROR!!! **PROFIT TAKING**
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: Ber, I promise you, the downvotes do not affect the S&P
[+5] u/xShiftfaced: I've been in calls, but idk guys. We need a reset. Puts.
[+5] u/brochacho1999: I just knew today was gonna be one of those dumbass low volume float up type of days but I couldn’t resist the urge to buy puts. Not feelin’ good at the moment
[+5] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Loaded puts at 699.99
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: Myse bots are trying so hard
[+5] u/Comprehensive-Bat528: Will the Bears take SPY🫣
[+5] u/fknbtch: finally. some dips to buy.
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Donnie pump fake heading to the all star game 🏀
[+5] u/Awake_Beast616: weird, all the drops stop juuuust before the puts would monetize, then it ratchets back up for another 15-30-45 minutes, long enough for all the theta to bleed off
it's a 0dte MM market and you are designated to lose.
[+6] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Is the rug finally coming soon
[+6] u/makhnosfork: Everyone’s going nuts about a shoe company moving to AI while the fed is losing independence, inflation is booming, and credit defaults are on the rise. Market is completely uncoupled from reality and if a new fed chair lowers rates due to 🥭 pressure we’re all fucked.
[+6] u/JessKingHangers: How do people go to work and actually work? I couldn't imagine having a job where I couldn't be on my phone all day trading and doom scrolling.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: this shit untradeable
[+6] u/Prince_Chunk: Do the ATH thing again SPY
[+6] u/PrestigiousPrompt293: Sell the news from crazy good TSM earnings. Markets don't make sense.
[+6] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Hmm there seems to be a blockade on the sell button 🤔🤔🤔
[+6] u/laurencenor: Well, you tried bears.
[+5] u/SmoothFlan0: If i could i would short tf out of allbird
[+5] u/betwixtphencyclidine: shut up mom my calls are printing
[+5] u/bennyblancobb: since when did oil and spy seperate which episode did i miss wth
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Can someone explain to me because I’m dumb… every stock I see is down like 50% On the year but we are breaking record highs? How?
[+5] u/CLYDEFR000G: Pump mode activated.
[+5] u/Roxorek: shit's more than parabolic
[+5] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Spy don't gaf anymore. Fuck rising oil and treasuries, spy is going up too
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: Schrodingers daily thread
[+5] u/Ok-Grapefruit-572: New Spaceballs movie announced. Calls on space
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: I find that gas stations and traffic lights are the best places to meet
[+5] u/NoPaleontologist2721: Yall think Netflix is going to rip or not?
[+5] u/zanimny17: Bro NFLX Will announce they start to do some AI shit and goes+50%
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Is it too late for Msoft calls? I lost 5k the last time 🤔
[+5] u/gkdjsl: Who unplugged the printer