The last bear is me

Warren Buffet, the legendary trade man once said, "sell when others are greedy, buy when others are fearful". It's been a month and a half since the market crashed from 🥭's epic operation of fury. Everyone was scared. Reddit was full of big grizzlys. The bulls scattered, as we mowed them down one by one. At first they cheered. "It's over, the market is doomed!" SaaSpocalypse, short everything, they said. I cheered alongside them. But our victories were short-lived. Slowly the 🌮 set in. The bulls came back from their catastrophic defeat. One by one the bears, in sheer confusion, cried, "oil prices are up why is the market bullish???, the market is so unfair, this makes no sense!", as their short money disintegrated from their accounts, the bulls relishing in their victory. Slowly but surely, bulls took over the retail holy land. Reddit is now full of bulls, mocking the bears over their defeat. Meanwhile the bears are nowhere to be seen, their portfolios destroyed by their ignorance. I'm one of them. My allies are all gone. But as Napoleon once said, "my enemies are few, my equals are none", as no one could be more bear than me. As I sit in my hideout, looking at the bulls cheer for joy at the SPY breaking 700, I whisper to my self, rocking back and forth in my gaming chair, "The market will crash, anytime now", still believing that the prophecy by the legendary trade man will come soon.