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[+48] u/poopy_wizard132: Buy the rumours.
Trump is transgender.
[+30] u/knoqd_: >Bears spotted throwing rocks at oil tankers in hopes of escalation.
[+28] u/Time_Molasses_1581: Hi, it’s me the guy with 674 puts that expire today
[+27] u/Teckel22: *STOCKS GAP UP 3% TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS ON REPORT OF TRUMP WEIGHING WITH GENERALS NUKING ALL IRAN OIL FACILITIES
[+26] u/AllCapNoBrake: Let your losers run and cut your winners short.
[+23] u/TheMallard1: Sell at break even, then buy back in at a higher cost
[+22] u/uncle_double_east: "WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!" I screamed as I turn my shit-stained underwear inside-out and wear it for another day
[+22] u/Electrical-Snow5167: It may go up, it may go down. Only thing for certain is that I will lose money.
[+18] u/VinniMan: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET GAPPING UP AGAIN
[+17] u/ReferenceFunny7142: Great news ! I found out I have no gag reflex !
[+16] u/ImLemonized: NO MORE RED DAYS IN 2026. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
[+15] u/Trashpanda7193: Bers please buy more puts to further pump this fraudulent market.
[+15] u/SalemKinkTrials: Just looked in my toilet and it confirmed to me that today is going to be a red day
[+15] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: I'm not asking for a lot, just a couple dozen million dollars. That's basically just pocket change, really
[+15] u/foamboardsbeerme: if you were wondering, yes its priced in already
[+15] u/jasperCrow: Glad to see oil is back down to $70 a barrel.
[+15] u/d33p7r0ubl3: So apparently OF girls are starting to make day trade videos and selling courses. Top is in
[+15] u/Difficult-Branch8184: Sunday - “there’s gonna be a circuit breaker”
😂😂😂😂🌈🐻🧸💩
[+14] u/Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me: I hope all you cuties make money today.
[+14] u/jasperCrow: Iranians defending the pope and SPY ripping alongside Oil. What timeline did I find myself in?
[+13] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Why should I care if oil goes up if I only drink water
[+13] u/Retaining-Wall: The only thing that matters is if the market feels like it looks good in the jeans it wore today.
[+13] u/Early-Elderberry-150: Full port RKLB who’s with me
[+12] u/Weak_Emu3659: "B-b-but, Iran! The ships with oil on them! The tollbooth!"
# 😂😂😂😂😂
[+12] u/mtnrnnr802: I now believe war is bullish
[+12] u/Time_Molasses_1581: Mongo was right about killing an entire civilization. They went by the name of Bers
[+11] u/bb483: The worst part is bears dont learn
[+11] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Dude on CNBC just said a round trip flight on a private jet from NY to Japan would be 350k jesus christ some people have too much money
[+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: Now that everyone is buying calls...we know how this will play out
[+10] u/nsfwnsfwnsfw33333: 2nd
edit: fuck didnt get it
[+10] u/IslandExact429: Another day where my problems woke me up rather than waking up 🤭
[+10] u/HomeMadeToast: Yeah im out today I don’t trust any of this lol
[+10] u/Gold-Release-1186: i'll buy puts at open so we continue this massive rip. May you all make millions
[+9] u/nolanjp: I missed the nbis pump but I'm not missing the space moon landing.. should I full port rklb or asts?
[+9] u/cultoftheclave: TACO institute > CATO institute
[+9] u/wenxuan2: Holy looks like another guaranteed 0dte calls win day
[+9] u/VaIentineX: if you're feeling bearish, just be cash gang until earnings are over. not worth it to fight the trend
[+9] u/MadDabbed: Trend is the friend until end. Every time except the fake ceasefire I’ve gotten burned on puts this last week. I expect profit taking today. Therefore I have loaded up on calls because the trend is gonna trend until end.
[+9] u/hv876: Talks with my port will continue. If peace deal isn’t accepted, margin blockage will continue
[+8] u/ajr901: Usually SPY up = USO down. But in premarket they’re both ripping. I don’t pretend to understand any of this shit anymore.
[+8] u/WocketWaccoon: It’s bull season baby
[+8] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Please no more pooping
[+8] u/beachsandwichen: Everyone always like man the history books ain’t gonna be kind to the boomers…motherfucker there ain’t gonna be no history book, they ain’t leaving shit here on the way out
[+8] u/knoqd_: Jensen is about to give Burry his massive Huang
[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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|BEARS|
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EVERYTIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH
[+8] u/A_Chair_Bear: Open casino
You crazy fuckin’ bastards
Or you live in hell
[+8] u/Round_Context_146: I get it now... when Artemis II came back, the astronauts brough back hopium from the moon! we didnt have to go to the moon they brought it for us!
[+8] u/ManBearPig_1983: Too bullish in here. I’m selling.
[+8] u/AirwickS: I stopped checking WSB — and my portfolio has never been higher.
But I’m back and ready to lose some money together.
[+8] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: When you bears finally switch to calls after being relentlessly beat down I’m gonna switch to puts
[+7] u/chuastan: Guys honest to god insights. Pls invest in stonks. I sat with a 55 plus dude whole day. He was fucking tired as fuck by 530pm. Yawning non stop. but couldn’t go home. That’s could be me in 8 years so while I commiserate….i bolted out at 520 pm so I could banter at WSB
[+7] u/clockwork5ive: Just because you and everyone you know is poor doesn’t mean the economy is struggling. Most of us are more than willing to feed the capitalist machine with our paychecks.
[+7] u/Still_Ad8888: Lost my dad, is he here?
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I’m currently at the strait guys, and everything looks good.
Buying calls here
Ber r fuk
[+7] u/Bryzera: Bers took out loans yesterday to double down
[+7] u/JustBrowsinAndVibin: AI Bubble cancelled! Let’s get an Nvidia run soon!
[+7] u/dontslambro: Always a good sign of when risk on and risk off are both starting to rip higher.
[+7] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: I just realized that Australians are also sand people, whole place is either beaches or desert 🏜
[+7] u/HomeMadeToast: Thinking back to the chicken sandwich wars and how ridiculous the whole things was. OBVIOUSLY Popeyes wins by a mile
[+7] u/Confident_Bee1447: OIL PRICE SHOCKS NOT YET PRICED IN.
REPEAT: OIL PRICE SHOCKS NOT YET PRICED IN.
As you were
[+7] u/ThouOne: Holy tech pump, send it to infinity
[+7] u/A55BAG: NVO has been firing their lazy scientists and now ChatGPT is doing the research. This is insanely bullish!
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: How the fuck is sndk at 980 when it was at 860 yesterday.
Man, I really should have bought those 1000c for end of month
[+7] u/GladDiscount6749: No you don’t close the strait I close the strait. If anyone is gonna disallow being strait it’s me
[+7] u/EnginrA: I need a 100x by Friday at the latest, any ideas
[+7] u/DryState8984: Who the bitch that bought puts yesterday. I need names
[+7] u/volckerwasright: Remember Europoor, u can work hard af ur entire life, do everything right, get lucky with connections, and u will still make less than gas station manager in mid size US city
https://www.reddit.com/r/Salary/comments/1oo9v1i/bucees_gets_it_daytona_beach/
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Who here thought that war could actually be bad for the stock market
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: Everyone point and laugh at a bear
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: I’m on my third FULL shit. I must be storing that hot mud in my leg because my asshole was drained out the first two times.
[+6] u/User0198888: Put to call ratio today and tmr 🤣
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: Some of u are analyzing this like it’s a tariff dispute. Israel sees Iran as an existential threat. That means, unlike 🥭 their goal is not some neat mutual off-ramp.
Idk how this ends but calls on volatility and an economic endurance match
[+6] u/jasperCrow: USO calls looking good. Should hopefully pump Spy to 700
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Today must be red, amirite?
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT has a lot of datacenters and that’s where your grandma will run on, in the future
NFA
[+6] u/TreGet234: is this it? the final eyewatering faceripper blow off top until the next depression?
[+6] u/ReferenceFunny7142: ASTS might litterally be $300 by the EOY
[+6] u/Smart_Influence2966: 🥭 praise to Allah and Iranians defend the pope! What a timeline.
[+6] u/moosewithamuffin: I couldve been retarded rich if I didnt close my positions yesterday.
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Calls on MSFT and puts on SPY to hedge (I will lose on both)
[+6] u/31andnotdone: At some point in your life you have to accept some people are just horrible humans and get on with your day.
[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: AI pump was starting to slow so apparently all we needed to do was cut off 20% of the world’s oil supply to start it back up
[+5] u/FrankelloHello: Everybody get in here and get some SMR before she pops back to $33
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: Smells like decaying ber in here
[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: Can we get SPY at 690 by open, 700 eod so i can get rich quick
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Brent creeping back to $100
[+5] u/BFox1982: TIL: Wee Man and Frankie Muniz are different people.
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: Price and volume movement gives me the vibe of a day where algos will try to enact a small dump to buy the dip. Stay safe out there (I'm a perma bull with 0 short positions).
[+5] u/VSU-yt: I’m not a ber (I guess) because I wouldn’t buy puts in this market. Not because it shouldn’t drop like a sack of shit, but because it just won’t.
No matter what’s going on in the world, +2% consistently week after week. Is the market actually climbing or are we just printing dollars and injecting?
AI feels more and more like a circlejerk with every news article I see, goods and services are about to be hit by the Hormuz situation. Inflation is still rising and the middle class are living paycheck to paycheck. What’s the bull thesis?
TLDR: Bul, explain.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: This is just greedy behavior at this point.
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Some of you have never seen a chinese ev let alone owned one. Puts on every none chinese ev.
I got a chinese rolls royce clone for 65k with every option under the sun.
[+5] u/BFox1982: I sat all my kids down today and told them to try to be a gigantic piece of shit, so they could also some day become the leader of the free world.
Anyway. Calls.
[+5] u/SlfImpr: Estimated 800 tankers are stuck in the Strait of Hormuz.
If they all pay the Iranian toll ($1/barrel, or $2 million/ship), and depart close to each other, will the US navy capture or sink them all?
[+5] u/BFox1982: Toilet paper tore and I got poop on my hand. Anyways, calls.
[+5] u/avdvetf: market will reach aths because it knows mango is cooked and eye ran won, the war is over
see you guys at SPY 800
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Donnie should *not* want to tangle with the things they have in the Vatican Vaults
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: Bears looking at the thread going “oh the bulls r celebrating too early just like we did yesterday, we’re definitely gonna crater today and make some money!”…. No, no you will not…SPY 800 eoy
[+30] u/sloanemonroe: The strait being closed was seen as the biggest issue that would cause a worldwide recession if it was closed for more than 3 weeks. Now it’s been closed for what will be 7 weeks in a few days and it’s perfectly fine now. It’s wild
[+23] u/kodaksdad2020: PPI colder than my second ex wife
[+21] u/falken2023: These numbers are such bullshit. Totally cooked.
[+18] u/drytexterfinalboss: Spy was 632 exactly two weeks ago, 688 now 😂🤌
[+17] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “Microsoft exec suggests Al agents will need to buy software licenses, just like employees” babe wake up new layer of hell just dropped
[+17] u/razor164: Oil shock + debt crisis + shit jobs = rate cuts to melt the debt away and save corporations from higher debt, input costs, and shrinking margins.
Good economy>calls, bad economy believe it or not also calls
[+17] u/OptionsHuduga: Is there anything left to buy? everything keeps getting pumped like my ex when she was sleeping around.
[+17] u/Brawling_Taco_: Guys is this a sign?
https://preview.redd.it/vgwre9nnj5vg1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beaff5ffadcf6642ae23ee6e10a8698caab9fa7d
[+16] u/LeagueofData: "It's possible that we are in an entirely fraudulent system"
[+16] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Buying a call today for the first time in a month so SPY will close red sorry folks
[+16] u/aniote: Folks the market is not pumping because of good news, the market is pumping because of relentless, biblical levels of money printing since 2020.
There is simply too much money out there for any meaningful gap down that isn't immediately gapping up by people buying the dip with their throats wide open
tl;dr SPY GO BRRRR
BERS FUK
[+15] u/CorvusGearlock: The funniest part is the market had so much shit wrong under the hood before the war that people just forgot about.
[+15] u/Revolver_Lanky_Kong: Xi Jinping BRUTALLY MOGS and strait-maxxes Donald Trump causing MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE
[+15] u/fredditf: PPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.5% vs 1.1% EST
Core PPI (MoM) (Mar) 0.1% vs 0.4% EST
[+15] u/Most_Pineapple87: I am very sorry bulls.....I will be opening long positions in 1 hour from now...that will all but guarantee a swift correction in the market. My apologies.
[+15] u/Swiftnice: I love it pumping on new optimism of Iran war talks. They haven't even scheduled new talks lol
[+14] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: Stock futures gain 5.6% after the USS Nimitz Aircraft Carrier is sunk by Iranian drones in the Persian Gulf. Oil drops below $50.
[+13] u/mayorolivia: We will never seen a red day again
[+13] u/Electrical-Gas-2949: I’m buying more puts in here
[+12] u/Dull_Reply5229: If 9/11 happened today everything would shoot up 10%. What in the world is going on?
[+12] u/Senior_Professional4: they cooked so hard that spy doesnt give a shit
[+12] u/ShittyUsernane1222: puts on open.
astronomically large rug-pull incoming.
[+12] u/Flashy_Produce_3875: Too many in here are bullish
[+12] u/GuusMosco: PPI had a Michelin level chef on it, I'll take it
[+12] u/guhhhh_MU: Rest in peace my ber he got hit by a bazooka
[+12] u/LasyKuuga: SPY is gonna keep mooning as long as I dont fomo into calls huh
[+11] u/abused-throwawayy: Vix is now lower than months before the war
[+11] u/ir1shman: I’m starting to think it was never about the straight of Hormuz, but actually the friends we made along the way. 😊
[+11] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Bulls are the kinds of people who would go to Belshazzar's feast while the Persians are marching armies into Neo Babylonian empire.
[+11] u/Orangeshoeman: I don’t ever wanna hear priced in again, it’s not. It’s more like it’s held up on stilts filled with hopium
[+10] u/kemar7856: Ur a loser if you come to the gym with ur tripod 😒
[+10] u/EyeSea7923: JPMorgan theft increased 13% this year, bullish.
[+10] u/clapthattrap445: Why tf are you shorting tbe greatest bull run in financial history? Do you want your grandchildren to remember you as the gey that couldnt put a nickel in the family bucket?
[+10] u/GittingerFredl: Claude, make a picture of me as a doctor in front of a dying dude with people praying to me.
Also flags, jets, a sunrise and a fuckload of eagles! USA! USA! Make no mistakes except for the doctor part!
[+10] u/GandalfSwagOff: The market has gone off the rails.
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Omg we are about to be back at SPY 690
Lets fucking goooo
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m bearish af on the economy but becoming less so on the market. The rich and institutions just have too much money and no where else to go with it.
[+10] u/Mycologist-Active: CNBC is literally saying this is all priced in. Everything.
[+9] u/WestBrink: Just had a tremendous shit. I've got a good feeling about today.
Which probably means circuit breakers...
[+9] u/gomper: Is sand dick just going to +12% every day for the rest of time?
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: Is it bullish to wake up in a pool of your own urine? What if it's potentially someone else's urine?
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: A few weeks ago:
"Maaan, if LUNR reaches $26, I would make bank! But, that's not going to happen, so let me sell some $20 covered calls."
💀
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: *bad news*
Investors: It could be worse.. *continues to buy*
[+9] u/DuaLipa247: 🥭 could go on live tv and admit he’s a cuck and market would rip just cause yall are retarded accept it
[+9] u/unique_ptr: Today or tomorrow I will reach peak FOMO and want to buy in. The top is very, very near
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: I need them to lower the PDT rule from $25,000 to $25
[+9] u/lostinads: BEARS ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Someone please pray away my gay my bearishness is hurting me and those I love
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Lmao @ the Ashes of creation dude spending 220k on doordash 😂
[+9] u/Bam2458: “Wow, I wish Rick Santelli would talk louder and more often” said nobody.
[+9] u/Bright_Albatross649: new cooked numbers today, this is my favorite one so far! nice job team!
[+9] u/LunchNo7823: The next 3000 years are priced in thanks to Jesus in the White House
[+8] u/wallstreetdiva37: Believe it or not, still calls.
[+8] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: so pattern day trader rule change deadline is today. They are planning to remove it completely so you can blow your account faster.
Will this make market more volatile?
[+8] u/Nojjii: no way it’s gonna be green again all day
[+8] u/asetniop: >IRAN MULLS PAUSING ITS HORMUZ SHIPPING TO AVOID DERAILING TALKS
Is that why they call them mullahs, because they mull things?
[+8] u/PeanutButterStout: ATH for SPY while crude is up 50% … i don’t understand anything
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Shits been so crazy we sent people to the literal moon and barely had any memes about it in here
[+8] u/Adventurous_Tea_2198: I'd have made 0 money if I listened to people on reddit abt which stocks to buy
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: Inverse wsb seems like the play. But also don’t bet against the trend…
[+8] u/TheNicestRedditor: Actually zero chance PPI came in cool? Were being gaslit so hard
[+8] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Alibaba reportedly preparing to unveil its first robot."
Are you guys ready for RobotSex?😏
[+8] u/_bigmeatyklaws: No way this rip continues right?
[+8] u/WombatShwambat: I’m really good at immediately turning big gains into no gains
[+8] u/TractorsTrains: You gonna spam this all day?
[+7] u/Cardiologist_Actual: Why did oil just tank
[+7] u/aniote: Being ber is legit hilarious, must accept being wrong 99% of the time just to be also wrong the 1 time they thought they were right
[+7] u/btoned: Dude really created an artificial urgency and the market rewards him lol.
This country 25 years from now is going to be a sight to be seen that's for sure.
[+7] u/twostroke1: It’s a good thing my mother didn’t drink or smoke crack while pregnant with me, otherwise I’d be a gay retarded bear.
[+7] u/solidsneeze: I like how the bears have resorted to just saying "this country is going to hell in a handbasket"
[+7] u/curling_rocks: +1.8% overnight this shit is wrecking me
[+7] u/oldprecision: Imagine not picking up tech when it was on sale.
[+7] u/Massive-Assistant387: Never Forget it's TACO Tuesday. They were even talking about it on CNBC around 6:30am.
[+7] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Market after the last month and a half of war
"Oooo whats this new shiny thing called AI"
[+7] u/Unlikely-Run-400: It should be concerning oil and spy are both going up. Gas is rising and yet the market is rising… people are spending less to save on gas and yet market goes up. This economy is a joke.
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: I bought 1 share of msft in 2017 at 69 and sold in 2020 for 176. 🤌
[+7] u/chainerection: Rigged AF, might as well ride the wave
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Market vibes are sus today
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: How much Tarzan porn you think is on Don Jrs hard drive
[+7] u/LunchNo7823: And there it is, the oil dump into market. Every single day bro.
[+7] u/dMestra: Going back to pre war prices even before the war ends. Imagine if it actually ends
[+7] u/TractorsTrains: SEC offices would be a great place to play VR games because you could walk 100 feet and not run into anybody.
[+7] u/music_is_gud: I'm a permabol but gotta say those numbers look cooked Chief lol bers can't catch a break
[+7] u/Czyzzle: In next 2 years I need to average 30% gains today
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: Does everyone have this many boogers? It’s a daily CHORE
[+7] u/WIWIWIWIIIII: Im completely lost here. I'm curious, before the 2008 thing, only a few people knew how fucked the situation was or people used to talk abt it but didn't think that it was so bad?
[+7] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: USO was at 140 last week and the oil shortage is about to hit, new meme stock time?
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Did they overcooked the PPI? Its same as when employee steals $100 everyday so nobody notices but then they get cocky and steals $2000 and get fucked.
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: I don't trust like that
[+7] u/spsteve: US March PPI inflation rises to 4.0%, its highest since February 2023.
Core PPI inflation was unchanged, at 3.8%, also the highest since February 2023.
[+7] u/spingdingdowning: That’s just like, your opinion man
[+6] u/mallison945: If gas jumps from $4 to $6 in Texas they’re going to bring back tar and feathering.
[+6] u/Morocier: why doesnt it go down?
[+6] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Anyone else think Jamie Dimon’s whole approach to his job is strategic obfuscation?
I swear every time he opens his mouth it’s clear he is intelligent, but he never actually tries to educate others - he just assures them it’s never been harder ti do his job.
[+6] u/type_error: Damn regretting not playing SNDK because … I’m a puss
[+6] u/Beagle001: Is Pampers speaking at 1:30 today? I saw that posted but have no idea if it's confirmed and I'm too lazt too Google it.
[+6] u/Level_Ad8089: everything's computer
[+6] u/Pauldoc001: Jesus wants stocks to go up!
[+6] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #SNDK Monthly RSI is only 98, might as well break 100
[+6] u/BedRiddenWizard: To the bears surprise, Iran is in fact pussy
TACO but both sides
[+6] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Only down -0.88% YTD. It was as bad as -18% at one point. Last four months feel like 4 years.
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: GOD SAID LET THERE BE ONE CANDLE AND LET IT BE GREEN!
[+6] u/kemar7856: Scan disk better not go up another 10% today
[+6] u/octopus4488: Theoretically I could buy stuff here, but it would probably take the King of Mangos about 5 min to follow up with a "Iranians are completely INSANE. The Wrath of the Eagle will haunt them in their DREAMS." tweet.
So I don't buy.
[+6] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #"Grab em by the pope" - 🥭
[+6] u/WillTheGreat: So what I’m getting out of this the dipshit is partly right that they don’t have anything left. Iran is too prideful to admit defeat, and the only card they have left is they would rather die than relinquish control of the straits.
So the truth was always somewhere in between, but the hate boner for the US is strong on Reddit so if Reddit was your only news source, you’d be pretty much fucked.
Blockading the straits is a hilarious move cause it’s so stupid that it’s somehow working as Iran doesn’t want to escalate.
[+6] u/PaxDev: I have a feeling shit is going red so it’s probably going bigly green
[+6] u/sir_dreads: Just stop thinking and buy calls
[+6] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Can BBAI just pump to $5 so I can sell my 2027 calls that I don't want to look at anymore?
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: Bear market canceled
[+6] u/Comfortable733: Look at him. That’s my quant. My quantitative. My math specialist.
[+6] u/PeanutButterStout: We have near ATH with paper thin volume.
[+6] u/DuaLipa247: Should I take my lambo or my Porsche to pick up da bers wife
[+6] u/jnas_19: some really good ppi
[+6] u/BillyShears2015: PPI came in stone cold. Hello 700.
[+6] u/the_mind_goblin1: UH OH BEARS, COLD PPI!!!! LMAO!!!
[+6] u/poozyfloor: Market won’t move to PPI, it’s not a Trump tweet.
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Market is irrational right now, for how long remains to be seen
[+6] u/tommyboy441: Wow just shrugged off PPI
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: They took my money but not my bearish sentiment 😡🥴
[+6] u/Icy_Jelly_315: PPI massive 1.6% undershoot implies economy fuk, no? Bol won't be getting rate hike but looks like they won't be fucking eating either
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: dam we are pumping again
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: Open upppp. Give meeee my profits
[+6] u/Massive-Assistant387: So... Does this mean we are being gifted inflation in April, not March?
Theory: Materials supplied for March Manufacturing were actually supplied in February, so no war premium yet?
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: Rick santelli seems like a calm normal man
[+6] u/jnas_19: where is my SanDisk $1000 at
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Full porting calls at open .. can’t lose
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: Strait effectively open, peace talks going well, no oil shortage in sight, cpi, ppi, job numbers all fantastic.
Why not just SPY750 end of month?
[+6] u/ibizel: NOW is about to burst
[+6] u/SZJX: It didn't dump on bad print last week and then it pumped. It didn't pump on "good" print this week, so it'll dump???
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Can’t think straight until I get this Pringles can out of my butt
[+6] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: It’s never going to be red again
[+5] u/ColdBostonPerson77: Yeah, I can’t figure any of this out anymore.
My energy shares tanked, my energy calls tanked.
Just going to sit back and watch from the sidelines since none of this is normal.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Trump could threaten to mine the strait himself and the market wouldn't care lmao
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: We are witnessing the largest game of Chinese whispers ever played
[+5] u/Altair82: 710 eow
you heard it here first
[+5] u/somewhereoverthedune: DoorDash Grandma is a psyop
[+5] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: Come on mu please go to 450!!!
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: I give you the playbook for today.
8.30 PPI print and bers discover they got smol pp
9.30 bells sit down like good cucks and discover how fuk their puts are
9.30 to 15.00 bers get relentlessly fuk while they cry low volume pump.
15.00 to 16.00 power hour delivers a high volume pump. Bers obliterated
16.00 - EOD. Futes keep drifting higher setting up a gap up for tomorrow
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Oatmeal, banana, yogurt and coffee this morning. I sense a disturbance.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: # holy shit were gonna make a lotta of money today boys
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: feeling cute. might go on margin and leverage to the tits.
[+5] u/CallsOrPutsYES: Where is the NVDA 1k gang?
[+5] u/Kabrosif: Playing Golf today. Good luck in here today regards
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: Good morning colleagues
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: 31 told me the the biggest mistake bers make is continuing to chase after the market starts turning on you
No girl at this point my biggest mistake is being born 😔
[+5] u/FaustMoth: I can't believe the fucking pope is running for president
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: The billionaires aren’t building bunkers for nothing that’s all I’m saying
[+5] u/CatsBy6969: Can bers plz tell me what the perks are to being gay? It must at least feel good as you’re getting wrecked?!
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: only need 20k to breakeven. Hopefully today is my day
[+5] u/Vimes76: Bloomberg is too bullish for my liking, red day incoming
[+5] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: MSFT under $400 is a gift
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: A CHERRY HOT PPI WILL GAP US OVER ATH
[+5] u/letsgocaca: i need spy to drop to 660 TODAY
[+5] u/TaoTeCha: I can understand the market being manipulated, but how the fuck is oil still going down?
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Almost there to ATH. Just hope we don’t get an unfortunate rug pull.
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Stock going against me. Must be manipulated.
Stocks going my way. I am a genius
[+5] u/baconography: Dear Americans,
Please don't sell off gold this morning like you usually do.
Signed,
Europoor bagholding gold mining calls.
[+5] u/Locke_____Lamora: Lower the PDT amount you crazy bastards or you'll be living in hell!
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: PPI doesn't matter. The stocks only go up. Hot PPI? Pop. Cool PPI? Pop. Nuke in Time's Square? -.02%
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: T minus 6 minutes hold ya breath bears we dump
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: The European mind can’t comprehend a lake weekend Fourth of July. The processed meat alone.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: it took Nasdaq two months to be down 10% and 10 trading days to make it up and go green lmao
very cool, very legal
[+5] u/sauronII: stonks will never be red again. First in = most money.
Easy as that. Stop thinking.
[+5] u/JPenniman: I still remember when msft was considered dead here
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Jamie Dimon is the ultimate doomsayer
[+5] u/According-Page8618: 2 years ago these PPI numbers woulve made spy +2% by now lol
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: me not winning the lottery is the universe's way of telling me that I need to get a job
[+5] u/Seymour_asis501: My loses are making those Taylormade irons look cheep
[+5] u/bbbyismymommy: US PPI MoM Actual 0.5% (Forecast 1.1%, Previous 0.7%, Revised 0.5%)
US Core PPI YoY Actual 3.8% (Forecast 4.1%, Previous 3.9%, Revised 3.8%)
US PPI YoY Actual 4% (Forecast 4.6%, Previous 3.4%)
[+5] u/JaraxxusPS4: It would be smart to lock in profits today
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: I wonder if 🥭 will release uncooked data, once he has loaded up on enough puts.
[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: Microsoft is going to go up like 30% over some random week and everyone's still going to be waiting to buy.
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I guess market didn’t buy the cooked inflation numbers.
[+5] u/sck178: Whore moose is open but also isn't
[+5] u/NoCriticism58: Market doesn’t know what to do!
[+5] u/boraboca: Bears can’t catch a break has been a 10 day slaughter
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: ATH within 1 week. Maybe even this week. It's so obvious. it happens every time
[+5] u/mks_csw: "numbers have been cooked perfectly, just as i predicted"
\-one autistic mf
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Did someone touch Broadcom?
[+5] u/Johndough99999: Its taco tuesday! Time for puts on oil
[+5] u/LowWarthog: Listening to the banger song Blockade to get pumped for the day. Nothing beats 80s retro synth music 🥭
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: The average American has $6,100 to &7,900 in credit card debt. That shit is the float that’s keeping the wheels on all this lol
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: Buy something that hasn't pumped 60% in the past ten days?
[+5] u/Hist0racle: Take a look lads, a bear, one of the last of his kind.
[+21] u/confused_teabagger: So we are technically in stagflation right now, we are blockading another blockade, oil is up for the foreseeable future, my doordash drivers are giving me stock tips, billionaires are all building bunkers, and the US president is having a celebrity feud with the Pope. By all rights this should be the most berish moment in US history, but the market is being played somehow. So what to do? Cash? Real Estate? Gold?
[+18] u/TyroneSwoopes: Global energy crisis = all time highs, duh
[+16] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude why the fuck does this always happen?
I sold my MSFT at 380 thinking there's no way a 2.5% pop keeps going. And it fucking kept going up after hours, and now today premarket. Now the shit is at 390.
Yet, when I hold, and I don't sell, the shit pops, then fucking drops back to fucking oblivion.
I can't win dude, I can't fucking win. Now there's no entry point on anything and I'm just sitting here with my thumb in my ass on a fucking green day.
[+16] u/spectra444: https://preview.redd.it/j45q5a05q5vg1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=25b9e6b4becaf21ab8ece8db313ddca93de23e9b
OPEN THE CASINO
[+16] u/CumomEileen: I would hate to be short today.
I am short today.
[+14] u/makhnosfork: People can’t afford gas or groceries. Beef is $7/lb. No fertilizer for the farmers and Spy is gonna break 700. Fuck it let’s gamble.
[+14] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Today's Stock market horoscope
Pre-market: pump it
Market hours: pump it
after hours: pump it
[+13] u/nateyp123: 650 to 690 in a week seems completely fuking normal
[+13] u/absolutxtr: fuck this stupid market.
[+13] u/kryptonyk: lol shut up nerd. We pump
[+12] u/-Ophidian-: Market just goes up 2% a day permanently from here on out
[+12] u/stonketship: When wallstreet bets is #1 in investing subreddits and povertyfinance is #2 in personal finance subreddits you know thats a great sign.
[+12] u/Diamond-Solo: This entire run up is on shit volume by the way.
[+11] u/hayleybts: Dear diary, this is day 11 my puts are still worthless
[+11] u/Got_Item: they may end up taking every last dime of my puts but they will never crush my spirit!!!!!
[+11] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Something is very wrong here. I didn't close calls yesterday because I was being greedy, and you're telling me that it worked?
[+11] u/Necessary-Lychee-486: Kill me. Fuck this place
[+11] u/Tricky_Recording5222: the pump will continue until bears morale improves
[+11] u/weewoowewoooo: Lmfaoooooo biggest clown market to fucking exist
[+11] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Praising Allah was the bottom. Thank you Allah.
[+11] u/Dood-what: I got shreked so bad yesterday I changed religions. Bol market to infinity.
[+11] u/old-cow666: Wtf is this market god help us all
[+10] u/SuicideSpeedrun: You guys are so dumb. Inflation means there's more money going around so obviously the market will gain in value
[+10] u/HunterThompsonsentme: MSFT is up $11 in 24 hours because I bought puts 36 hours ago. You're welcome. You can thank me by paying me a percentage of your calls.
[+10] u/Specialist_Fig9458: We’re going to hit ATH with dated Brent above where it was at the height of the Great Recession LMAOOOO
[+10] u/Tirikemen: SPY is now back to pre-war levels. lol, lmao even.
[+9] u/Cold_Distribution273: Made 20k in puts two weeks ago, did I turn it around and buy calls and flip it into a million? No.
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: Who’s shorting since last Wednesday?
[+9] u/Some-Possibility-712: whoa SEC granted accelerated approval of 23/5 trading hours
[+9] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: Are beRs still alive? This is actually crazy
[+9] u/imstaringataplant: # THROW SOME ASS
# FREE THE MIND
[+9] u/Captaincoleslaww: You should strive in all your undertakings to
be a reflective, thoughtful person.
Too many people today react to occurrences and people in an emotional, almost addictive way.
They reveal conditioned reflexes - reflexes that have been developing in them for years often as a result of propaganda, prejudice, superstition and ignorance.
The intelligent person is one who is capable of addressing every occurring development in a detached, analytical manner, avoiding the toxic influence of labels, simplistic judgments and preconceived verdicts.
[+9] u/spudbro00: It’s funny when they raise inflation expectation numbers so high even the worst inflation print since 2023 is bullish because it came in less then expectations
[+9] u/ismebbb: If we drop at open all the bears are going to immediately come out to gloat like there's no tomorrow lmao
[+9] u/hermeskino715: Ngl. This pump is disturbing
[+9] u/djrlrp: The rug pull is gonna be biblical
[+9] u/ittrut: Bers are blockaded, straits only in the market
[+9] u/thenamelessone7: This market is ridiculously divorced from reality.
[+9] u/sekak77: Forever calls, pump harder
[+9] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: insanely regarded market
[+9] u/---Right--Tackle---: #its crashing upwards
[+9] u/GreatRegard: It’s the year 2028, SPY jumps 2% to 900 as 145th round of talks with Iran begins
[+9] u/KotMyNetchup: Is it possible to be both long and disgusted by this price action at the same time?
[+9] u/Remarkable_Owl: This is sustainable.
[+9] u/vermilli21: So inflation is bullish now? 🤡
[+8] u/pain474: Premarket is pumped so hard that we will just pull back at open and theta rest of the day. Back to boring days where 99% of the move is finished over night.
[+8] u/Ok-Piano8789: your cold PPI rose from 3.4% to 4%, the highest in 15 years ex-covid
[+8] u/Axonum: At this point China Russia and Iran could nuke us while aliens invade the earth and the moon could be hurling towards us with Jesus making a return and the rapture is in progress of happening but you open up your trading app and SNDK is up 2%
[+8] u/One-Process-6547: Is now the time to finally go all in on MSFT?
[+8] u/kawkface: We gonna drop so hard today
[+8] u/miata_only: I just wanted to tell you guys good luck. We're all counting on you.
[+8] u/pink_ego_box: The whole market pumping just before the biggest energy and fertilizer crisis in the modern era is about to hit the bottom lines. There will be a picture of the current SPY chart in economics textbook under "Dead cat bounce denial"
[+8] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Hilarious that you can buy at 93 rsi and get rewarded. What a market.
[+8] u/fire_alarmist: Everyone just sitting here like "??????"
This shit is weird man, like, they are preparing for the next 2008 and dont give a fuck if you know it weird.
[+8] u/Warm_Implement3088: No doubt this is just big money pumping to get out because things are going to get really bad
[+8] u/KaotikRush0198: Would be the funniest thing ever if it all collapsed down by the end of this week
[+8] u/Roxorek: stocks will drain your mentally for 6 months just to bounce back in 2 weeks after
that's the game
[+8] u/Jagged_Tide: You ever sell something out of excitement to take profit and… it keeps profiting? Worst feeling
[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: If the Dow hits 50k does Bondi get her job back?
[+8] u/TomorrowBudget: I understand what’s happening now. It has nothing to do with the economy or oil or the war. It’s 100% because of options. The open interest for tomorrow is insanely high on puts. 13 million shares on 650 SPY alone. Everyone and their mother shorted because the market should fall on poor economic and world news. The market makers can’t let that happen because they would go bankrupt with the put volume. So they covered their asses and are loaded to the tits in shares they know aren’t worth shit. Mark my words the market will dump overnight Wednesday.
[+8] u/miata_only: Some people are saying China is sending top military brass including General Tso to Tehran
[+8] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Bers sittin on the front page of reddit too much and dont understand that the rest of the world doesnt give a fuck about current events **LMAO** 🤌
[+8] u/---Right--Tackle---: Tryna make two bucks this year, see how it goes
[+8] u/LumpyShock9656: https://preview.redd.it/esvz7yy9f5vg1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1df2a8ef355e1b9a956e71cb72972f8fefb162
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Going to hard FOMO calls at open. I don't wanna feel left out. Surely it won't be the top when I buy them
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: China ship just pussied out and did a U-turn, somehow oil is down today, clown market
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I turned off my brain and now I'm making back the money I lost from being bearish for too long.
[+7] u/Realistic_Record9527: Why stock market is up so much without irans deal ? Manipulation ?
[+7] u/MrRutin: Wtf do i even buy everything seems expensive but keeps going up
[+7] u/silverfutes: 1: run for governor
2: get outted for being a sleaze
3: make huge polymarket bet before dropping out of race
4: profit.
It’s that easy folks.
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: Talking to you guys is all the therapy I need...
[+7] u/BatingAndTrading: Way to bullish in here. Buying puts at open
[+7] u/Jealous_Bend8944: we will hit ATH during the ww3 and a pre-nuke war. Calls it is
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: I see the bad in people. Makes for a miserable life being right.
[+7] u/Invisible_Pony: Getting to work 2 hours before the casino opens is dumb. What am I supposed to do until then?
[+7] u/McClintockC: ##open the casino or else
#praise allah
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Someone please check Michael “to early” Burry to see if he is alright .
Never bet against USA!!!!🇺🇸
[+7] u/ismebbb: Why should I care about oil? I use butter to cook
[+7] u/FinePerformance1046: Put holders just sell so we can get the circuit breaker over with
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I’m fucked I’m doubling down on spy puts and SNDK puts
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Not even the most epic fucktard in the country's 250 year history can tank US equities.
[+7] u/SoothingWafer: No PDT means people can make even more degenerate trades than usual with their entire account
[+7] u/Nomynametoday: i just sold everything, this look so crazy, you guys can buy calls now
[+7] u/Typica1Cranberry: What's with the green candles ? Is the war over or markets just don't care anymore ?
[+7] u/xavras_wyzryn: A two week pump is sus as hell...
[+7] u/ToughVegetable2483: Market is waiting for me to buy calls to dump
[+7] u/Anonymustafar: I’ve lost so much money I’m numb
[+7] u/EatMaTesticles: Nothing can crush this market anymore. Buy leaps, get rich.
[+7] u/7fingersDeep: holy fuck- the market made some sense to me when I knew it was manipulated for max profit. Now it makes zero sense when the entire world is buttfucked and the market is pumping.
[+7] u/gooneral_MC: they're eating the sand, they're eating the disks
[+7] u/ten7four: Current fear & greed index is 42 (fear) btw.
Lol. Yeah this thread is full of fear, definitely don't see any greed around here
[+7] u/RogerBalderer: Imagine all the people who went cash two weeks ago
[+7] u/BullyMog: Accepted defeat on my spy puts. 4th spy puts trade loss in a row. I am no longer gay bear.
[+7] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears: Akshully, the biggest gains are in bear markets...
Bulls: Yes, thats why I buy the dips.
[+7] u/ComprehensiveLog9414: Genuinely cannot watch the market anymore. Literally nothing makes sense
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: 1% off ATH... very few things r regarded like current market, lmaooo
[+7] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: SPY up over 5% in a week because ??? Totally normal movement
[+7] u/notarocitnerd: no more inflation, no more war, no more oil supply strains, no more nothing.
ATHs by 12
[+6] u/PARABOLIC-Explorer: Bears will be very quiet today.
[+6] u/workredi: Not even bols are dumb enough to buy calls today
[+6] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: It is wayyyy to bullish in here. Calls it is
[+6] u/SoothingWafer: We're transitioning to a SNDK based economy
[+6] u/CamOper: A rug right now would hit so hard
[+6] u/Ben_Banneker: Bears get a glimmer of hope then complete extinction
[+6] u/Ok-Piano8789: IMF upgrades base case 2026 global inflation forecast from 3.8% in Q1 to 4.4%. "severe scenario" with regards to iran forecasts >6% global inflation.
[+6] u/thefuzzhead: Mods are slacking, everyone post fake PPI
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Who in the world is buying PayPal? If anything is confusing me it's this
[+6] u/Some-Possibility-712: \[Release No. 34-105199; File No. SR-Nasdaq-2025-109\] Self-Regulatory Organizations; The Nasdaq Stock Market LLC; Notice of Filing of Amendment Nos. 2 and 3 and Order Granting Accelerated Approval of a Proposed Rule Change, as Amended by Amendment Nos. 2 and 3, to Extend the Exchange’s Trading Hours to 23 Hours a Day, Five Days a Week
This means we will see the PDT change in the register tomorrow and released thursday. given the 48hour delay.
[+6] u/H3nl076: Msft up 2% pre market i could cry
[+6] u/Less-Entrepreneur-29: Up 0.27% premarket and every bull is delusionally happy 😭
[+6] u/Bigamungus: So consumers are paying more while producers are paying less, got it 👍
[+6] u/Wsb_optionstrader: Let me guess today will be INTC’s 10th green session up by 4-6%?
[+6] u/n1ck90z: we finally found a cure for red market
[+6] u/Nakedputbuyer: One tweet away from instant ATH
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Alright, time to fomo in full port. Sorry, bols. I'm about to crash the market again.
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: You guys know about the chicken egg problem?
Yeah I can afford neither
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: Moved my 401k to money market yesterday
[+6] u/rwc5078: Today is the day I blow up my account
Let's go!
[+6] u/BreakingBadBones: Who else is down despite the consecutive green days :/
[+6] u/ismebbb: The violence against bears is just not stopping 😭
[+6] u/civillyRange: If you buy those PPI numbers i got a dumpster to sell you
[+6] u/Successful_Doubt8632: That's what I get for thinking I was selling my stocks into strength last week and that no deal and continued blockading would be a drag on stock prices
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: Did Jensen sign some more tits
[+6] u/NovelProfessional789: sorry I'm a noob. But answer me this. why does all the charts look exactly the same , the same pump and the same drop. Who's doing this?
[+6] u/Robertooo14: lmao you ok bears ??
[+6] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: How the hell can I even buys calls when shit is moving 5% pre-market?
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: can anyone explain how the market is back to all time highs?
[+6] u/Spy300: Its a melt up
Your currency will buy nothing
[+6] u/minin71: Bears thought a blockade was bearish lmfao
[+6] u/Xzlk: Should be pumping way more on this news that we are still at war and nothing has changed
[+6] u/Unique_username93_: So many bulls which means opposite will happen?
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Spy I’m gonna cum don’t stop
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Nah I’m legit slapping my face to see I’m still dreaming wtf is this market
[+6] u/DaStampede: What in the fuck is happening
[+6] u/dorkstar1: The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.
[+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: Bers still shittalking pre market while we cruise to ath will never not be funny.
[+6] u/PROMlSED: Every single minute is just straight up LMAO
[+6] u/Impressive_Start_980: If this is the movement while the strait is closed, SPY is gonna crater when it reopens
[+6] u/Glum-Pen6973: SPY will never have a red day ever again
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: If history can teach us anything, it’s that we can learn nothing from history
[+6] u/Wolfspeed69Gamestop: How does everyone here have money to be happy for this rip upwards? Literally whole sub was bearish a week ago.
[+6] u/OriginalFatPickle: all my shit stocks are way up. That is not a good sign.
[+6] u/JellyfishFestival: QQQ is getting close to RSI levels on a 4 hour chart where it's almost always reversed going back 20+ years. One of the most reliable backtested bets in the stock market.
I know, fries in the bag, calls it is, bears are dead. But just thought I would put it out there.
[+6] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I was going to say “this is literally unstoppable” then I realized I had a brain and that’s said literally right before disaster every time LMAO
[+6] u/ismebbb: The secret ingredient is crime
[+6] u/One-Process-6547: Yk I've realized that META is not the very best stock but when it pumps its genuinely glorious. This POS went from 520 to 650 in a week...and doesn't look like its stopping before 700
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: As long as 401k's are a thing, the market is never gonna collapse, stupid bears
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: I bought puts. You are welcome
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: I’ve held 2028 AMZN $300 leaps since January, watched them go 50%+ DOWN
Today im 10% in the green lmao crazy
[+6] u/Glum-Pen6973: Trump was right, the entire civilization of bears are gone. SPY has never sold off since
[+6] u/kwarknagel: # Grab them by the Hormuzzy
[+6] u/mixtape312: Remember, you're trading against the people that *built* *the casino*
[+6] u/okbetokbetokbet: so why are we almost at ATHs after 10 straight days of green again LMAO
[+6] u/DealNormal8505: to be a bear is to suffer
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: TIL America was completely finished less than a month ago, now SPY is higher than pre war.
LMAO
[+6] u/Adept-Opportunity891: We’re up 10% in two weeks despite no real end in sight to the war. Even the post “liberation day” euphoria doesn’t compare to this regardation.
[+6] u/IamyourfantasyX: If volume is lowish this means retail is buying and institutions are watching. What does this mean?
[+6] u/MarginCuck: My puts are fucked. Everyone on Reddit said Microslop was going to 300. I’m so fuckjng stupid
[+5] u/Axonum: how do y'all feel about SNDK right now?
[+5] u/Truthiskey2017: Spy 700 showing its ugly face again
[+5] u/SuicideSpeedrun: Not the answer you're looking for but unless you live in a country that literally stones gay people to death it's objectively better to be gay than straight
[+5] u/gregot76: they didnt pump it to allow people to pile in on puts to dump, you are delusional
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: just overnight emergency ordered a bunch of beef jerky and pork rinds, am fat fuck
[+5] u/Available_Road_2538: If you read between the lines of moronic redditors and sensationalist headlines, Iran is crumbling. That's why green
[+5] u/SuperNewk: ORACLE IS GOING TO 400 A SHARE!!!
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: "Sir, I don't think they're buying that inflation is -0.5% MoM"
[+5] u/-Ophidian-: When the market is literally only able to move in one direction, calls are a free money printing machine
Nothing to see here folks
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Since a lot of yall will buy calls at open it will fade along the day but still close green.
Then today lock in profits pumped so much in a few days just don;t go ber mode. Stay safe
[+5] u/North-bound: Can't believe there are poors here affected by PDT rules. Why don't you people get a job?
[+5] u/ismebbb: The life of a bear is full of bitterness. I know from experience 😔
[+5] u/killainvest: Stay home if you sick, come over if you thicc - Dr. Fauci
[+5] u/undocumented_twerker: I can't wait to see the Save the Bers commercial with Sarah McLachlan's "Angel" playing in the background
[+5] u/phonymonitor94: https://preview.redd.it/7ehgafyun5vg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2f7e8a5b8962dc5757d3ccdfb39539ccc3d44a
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: i bought a stock yesterday
looking for it to tank today
[+5] u/Anal_holocost: You know, it's nice to be right. I would like to not be right when predicting war scalation and a worldwide recession. It's sad that is happening but here we are.
What is driving me insane is that if was right all along
**WHY THE FUCK AM I LOOSING MONEY GOD DAMN IT FUCK**
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Enterprise software is one anthropic article away from a -10% day again
[+5] u/dabblesest: Mangoman praised Allah and you all didn’t buy the dip?!
The signs were clear
[+5] u/HistorianMuch8963: Imagine thinking we will not get an historic, never seen before, once in a lifetime, you needed to be there to see it, infamous
12 Green days in a row thursday
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: THE AGE OF HARDWARE IS OVER. THE TIME OF THE SOFTWARE HAS COME
[+5] u/maplessbastard: I prefer mediumware.
[+5] u/VariousScenes: I feel like the market that I'm looking at is from a different timeline
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #QQQ popped a viagra last week and the erection has lasted for longer than 24 hours 😳
[+5] u/seanws30: Full port spy calls at open. What could possibly go wrong?
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: So inflation is almost gone? Awesome. That means gas is back to under $3.00?
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: It’s honestly fucked that Starbucks serves mobile orders before people actually in the fucking store
I’ve been waiting 15 minutes for a god damn black iced coffee. There’s fuckin 10 drinks I’ve seen get made that are now just sitting on a counter, person isn’t even here.
Puts on fucking SBUX
[+5] u/seanws30: SPY going to have a 3% day cause 🥭 doordashed big macs to the oval office
[+5] u/Jazari1: is middle east even real? what war? oil? we clearly live off renewables
[+5] u/The_Juice_Gourd: ASTS is megacooked after this Amazon Globalstar deal. It’s over for E🅰️rth mob
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: i got pootz cmon just pullback $1 and im pussying out
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: ASTS is down because they refuse to use the name Ass Tits and keep wanting to be called spacemobile
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Never ending pump on nothingness
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Charts are legit broken. This is fucking insane.
[+5] u/RemarkablePut971: Lmao wtf didnt realize we're back to 690 again. Can we fucking finally break 700 pls for fuck sake
[+5] u/CumomEileen: Apparently I hate money
[+5] u/Bravadette: I still dont trust the past week. Im getting out of as much as possible.
[+5] u/PassiveF1st: I hit all time high :)
Until market opens and my bear credit spreads update haha
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: I need a high reward low risk play without effort
[+5] u/tdotrollin: HOW THE BEARS FEELING THIS AM?
[+5] u/hollywoodrew: Damn we really hitting ATH this week ehh
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: Bears taking belt to ass
[+5] u/9tacos: Very Unconcerned for Ber
[+5] u/Agile_Statistician39: Apparently war brings ATH
[+5] u/rdblaw: I only bought calls because everyone on Twitter was bearish
[+5] u/Bravadette: UVIX bagholder, reporting for booty. I charge $7 an hour. $9 if you prefer a dumpster with air fresheners.
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: will there be volume today?
[+5] u/soa333: Dead Cat Alive Bounce
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: INTC hit the ejecto seato on my calls
[+5] u/ten7four: Market is so euphoric we unironically have an "OPEN to $10" post now.
Everyone here is just looking for 100% gains on any and all stocks
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Spy going up but every stock in spy is trending down?
[+5] u/RogerBalderer: Bers are endangered species
[+5] u/MadSkyGlider: I’m just saying u can do better 🫵
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Hurry up and buy for this once in a lifetime chance to become exit liquidity
[+5] u/dabblesest: Stfu bulls, you’re gonna jinx us all and the bers might actually make some of their money back!
Lmfao just kidding
[+5] u/Aggravating-Donut568: yay +137%, have a good day bols
[+5] u/Andymilez: I love it when I buy the dip and it immediately goes up
[+5] u/-TrueFacts-: SPY 700 EOW is not a meme
[+5] u/UnknownM007: SPY tryna do a downwards dog but it’s hammies are too tight
[+5] u/UnivalveX: SPY 700 by tomorrow morning max
[+5] u/Sick0h: Imagine not full porting 0DTE calls every day for 2 weeks
[+5] u/AccordingBee5821: One of the early few!
[+5] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Whelp, that's it, oil and gas is dead, tech is the play.
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: I decided I’m going to buy a truck to haul my motorcycle, any suggestions?
[+5] u/Tropicalfisher: I heard blockade is bearish for oil
[+5] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: All the puts are fueling this rally
[+5] u/noahmfs: Taco Tuesday, 🌮 Tuesday! Today we will win the war 3 times and 🥭 will get a peace award from the penguin island and Spy will pump to 700!
[+5] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: Why is nvda not doing anything when everything else is pumping
[+5] u/Beazt11123: Never thought Id see 690 again, much less from within a war with Iran
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Silver is soooooo back
[+5] u/soa333: Exit Liquidity Loading.
Baron says Thank You regards
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Even the cooked PPI is 4%...
That means we're getting completely bent over on the real number. Almost 6 years of this Fed with no commitment to getting inflation down. Throwing money at the rich. While we get dicked by the K shape and affordability crisis more and more.
[+5] u/galacticdancer: So overbought its crazy.
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Oh we are so fucking back boys
[+5] u/SlimPerceptions: Are we seriously approaching all time highs with all of the geopolitical and economic BS happening right now. Insane
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Made a nice smol profit riding part of SPY up.
Probably still green EOD just to fk with the bers
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: I'm all cash, why on earth didn't buy even spy on the dip 😳
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Another episode of I’m gonna sell too early to prevent the greediness and then lose out on 10x the profit if I would have held for longer
[+5] u/ALth0r: it seems we gonna have a new generation of SNDK bagholders who thought its going to 3k
[+5] u/Asleep-Strike4978: April 29 is my judgement day. Entire port is in GOOG and MSFt
[+5] u/Acrophobic_Pilot: Straits have never done anything for the gays lol dum bers
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Do they still have dog ears
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: ber death meme's on wsb.
top is in.
[+5] u/StayPositivePlease: 7 straight green candles on Nasdaq
[+5] u/Rrrandomalias: Lmao even PPI doesn’t matter because everything is cooked. All about the tweets baby
[+5] u/Weekly_Finding6260: first move is always fake, its gonna go even higher
[+5] u/Historical_Mail7496: balls of steel holding a SNDK put for 6 minutes lol
[+5] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Another day when spy won't even hit 50M volume. That's a no from me dawg. Learned my lesson.
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Why the FUCK is it resisting so hard?????
[+5] u/wbradford00: Can someone tell me why rivian is pumping above 16 rn
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: pls dont tell me the one day i buy pootz theres no pullback
[+23] u/KundaliniVibes: At what point it this just fucking stupid? Literally going up like a missile
[+23] u/DisgrunltedDan: Pump on news, pump on confirmed fake news, pump on recycled news , pump when axios says hi, pump when I’m bent over.
Ok !
[+15] u/ManyManufacturer6090: This is legit bullshit
[+14] u/BaconGelato: The most disgusting rally of all time lmao
[+14] u/GoldenAries4: Everyone is shadow boxing bears that aren’t even here anymore.
[+13] u/iFiredIce: Puts down 90%. Fuck it we holdin
[+12] u/thetafncs-: impossible to even do any technicals in this market, literally betting
[+12] u/globohydrate: How many dumb motherfuckers not buy calls these last 2 weeks like me and just watching from the sidelines?
[+12] u/SupremeCripple_: ATHs in the middle of a war. This shit is so fucking retarded. We are witnessing the mass extinction of the bear as a species.
[+12] u/patmccock86: Anytime there's a dip, a giant green candle appears. These fucking morons are going to destroy any credibility in our markets doing this so often
[+12] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Hope all you fucks get rugpulled to hell
[+12] u/Lapidated_Llama: Lmao. The war is the Catalyst for ATHs after being stuck in the same price range for half a year. Amazing
[+11] u/COVIDtheDestroyer: At least the debate is over and we know with 100% certainty that’s it’s manipulated, so there’s that
[+11] u/rand_walking_charts: So Amerifats pumping on the lost wars now. Hilarious 😂😂😂
[+11] u/Antique-Flight-5358: i cant make money in this market..i feel like an idiot
[+11] u/Thecreamcheeze: Best time in history to sell
[+10] u/Provolone-Jones: Oil is actually free now
[+10] u/bigboybigbat: I sold my puts for a 12k loss yesterday. Made 16k on my calls today and letting the rest of my calls ride. Bulls, you have converted me. Praise be to allah!
[+10] u/Humble_Code_6501: this market is broken
[+10] u/Kickboy21: To think bears were jacking off and buying steak dinner over the weekend when market was closed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/lSazedl: shaping up to be a 1% day on....zero news.
[+10] u/zeusbox: Where we're going we don't need oil.
[+10] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I’m 30 years old. I’ve been here since 2018. I can honestly say some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life spawns from this sub.
[+10] u/Immediate-Coast-5066: spy volume at 13% average - shows funds are staying out .fake increase till uncertainity is over .
[+10] u/humunculus43: The dollar will be toilet paper soon
[+9] u/fewthingsarerelated: Buying uso calls yesterday was less fun than just lighting $25k on fire
[+9] u/Pretend_Bluebird_53: 70 cents up ina split second on qqq moment I bought puts is so crazy
[+9] u/Current_Animator7546: One of the great bull runs of all time.
[+9] u/ikasey24: This is the fakest shit I’ve ever witnessed
[+9] u/whitepug: Alright lesson learned calls only
[+9] u/LarsTarkas: 🥭 converted to Islam and we pump to ath. This is the power of Allah
[+9] u/ModeForJoe: There is no conflict in the Middle East
There are no problems in the oil/lng/fertilizer/alum supply chain
The Bearrorists are hidden back in their hibernation cells
Any problems get wrapped up in 2 weeks
Have we pulled forward the taco so thoroughly that anything that disrupts this will crater?
[+8] u/Significant_Speed854: lol now like 30% price difference between futures oil and actual deliverable oil
[+8] u/codespyder: The geopolitical picture hasn’t changed one bit and yet SPY is ~1% away from ATH
Welcome to the circus
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: bers went from -95% to -99% today
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: Alright I fully admit I was wrong.
Rising oil prices by 50% directly results in lower prices for USA due to demand destruction via starvation in India and China. Very bullish for USA.
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: VIX is about to be underage.
[+8] u/sailortyx56: Scott Bessent: "A Chinese EV is a coal-powered vehicle"
lol
[+8] u/Doclub29: Classic modern era markets
Crisis: -7%
Potential half-baked solution: +13%
[+8] u/Ok_Interview_5809: Donald trumps hate for windmills needs to be studied
[+8] u/PhotoSpheres: I can’t believe i missed the entire rebound, im going to throw up
[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Feeling we will be red tmr
[+8] u/Overflow0X: Much worse situation than pre-war, yet almost ATH. Fuck your logic.
[+8] u/Nero23x: https://preview.redd.it/z90yxc9y36vg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c92fa73d1de7903a873a40715290c735f720e5b
[+8] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Imma just do 1 play a year and buy calls when market dips 10%
[+7] u/puffinnbluffin: This is insane. This market is unbelievably resilient. If Reagan or Bush farted or sneezed wrong we go into the Great Depression. Somehow this shit gets overlooked though. Cool 👍
[+7] u/All_FIREdUp: What the FUCK I sold it all at the low 😭
[+7] u/fateoftheg0dz: guys how tf are we almost at all time highs
[+7] u/2keyed: Another day of SPY up with my stocks red am I a regard
[+7] u/CosecSecCot: I hope the Strait stays closed forever. No oil is bullish, we can just put our gas money in the market instead.
[+7] u/thegreatgumbini: Wow... I'm not going to get a single opportunity to exit my puts today at anything even remotely close to what I entered at. Shame on me I guess.
[+7] u/SaltyKrew: Up 20k in two weeks. Time to sell. Something about bulls and bears getting slaughtered
[+7] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Literally how? How the fuck is this Ponzi scheme green? 🤷♂️ 🤦♂️
[+7] u/twenty_three_three: Feels like irrational exuberance to me.
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: yeah sitting this out - when markets get irrational like this, they always revert back
[+7] u/Wishforgains: sold everything and put my full account into shorts
[+7] u/vgavina10: I bought puts here, if anyone cares. Market doesn’t 😭💀
[+7] u/emanresu711: Man who tf I think I am to bet against the USA. Big mistake
[+7] u/Avocadonot: VIX lower than when the war started
Oil dumping hard
Markets are ATH
And yet some idiots will still be bearish lmao
[+7] u/scott_peregrin: They’re trying to make the DOW 50,000 for her next deposition lol
[+7] u/Antique-Flight-5358: I am scared to buy puts....price drops $1...put gain 1c...price increased 10c...put loses 0.50c
[+7] u/Visible-Atmosphere72: Huh what’s happening, as a perma bull myself I didn’t even expect this
[+7] u/Bene_observari: Rug pull will be a juicy one. Take profits.
[+7] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Ok fine I admit, bol superior
[+7] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Why do we even bother, just put an infinity sign next to spy and we're done
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: I told myself id quit lol of i hit 25k and here i am at a quarter mill and all i can think of is another play. Calls are just a wonderful thing man
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Market playing musical chairs, just dont get caught standing when the music stops
[+6] u/Hoodie-Embiid: Wow tons of salty bears lmaoo. Really feeling like April 2025 all over again
[+6] u/uptheirons75: Idk what’s worse, my son’s ability to read or my ability to read the market.
[+6] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: Economy is destroyed and we’re pretty much back to ATH. What a retarded market
[+6] u/TheMightySet69: I loaded up on 689p. Go ahead, laugh at my misfortune.
[+6] u/NoxZ: I don't care if ber or bol win, just as long as theta gang lose. Fuck theta gang.
[+6] u/AMCorBUST2021: ** last dying breath **
Congrats bols you motherf…
[+6] u/Blyadhole: AMZN workers being forced to work around dead colleague.
Hyper bullish or Luigi Mangione bearish?
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Fomo hitting like a mf
[+6] u/FirefighterWorth3649: challenge to stay a bol...
[+6] u/WallStreetBoners: Buying $BRK to be “safe” was a mistake
[+6] u/puts_every_day: This rocket ship can't be stopped anymore. I declare defeat 😭
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Going to pick up some CALLs, crash inbound. I never win.
[+6] u/QuantrixQuintrix: i dont think i have what it takes.
[+6] u/Additional_Diver584: Yeah I couldn’t hold my spy calls anymore you guys enjoy. It will now hit 700 eod
[+6] u/KaleidoscopeNo7975: Isn't SNDK a floppy disk company
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Happy to make money but what the fuck is this
[+6] u/aqjingson: In two weeks MU had over $120 swing lmao
[+6] u/diefy7321: #let this be a lesson to you young nerds, never go ber lmfao
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: Oil dumping
Sell calls at a massive loss
Buy uso puts
USO starts to V immediately
Ever feel like the market just watches your every move and says "fuck you" whenever you make a trade
[+6] u/__nameless____: Countries are going to pay subscriptions for pass through the hormuz
[+6] u/_RAPTORMAN_: BLOCKADE GOING GOOD!
[+6] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: I shorted the market at 687 AMA
[+6] u/rugbyliebe: Congrats on everyone who still holds calls.
But what the actual fuck, no swings on SPY, nothing, just a straight line upwards.
Just crazy.
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: We had the pump, when is the dump?
[+6] u/humanoideric: Im still not sure why US blockade on global oil is bullish but uhh, OK
[+6] u/UsedAlbatross7897: How tf does market go up here man
[+6] u/Unlucky252: Whatever bro just take my shorts to zero idc anymore
[+6] u/Automatic-L0ss: I’ve made so much money on the Iran war, it’s actually comical.
[+6] u/laurencenor: Market more bipolar than my ex.
[+6] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Absolutely disgusting work
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: Craziest market I've ever seen.
[+6] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Bears hotline is gonna be busy
[+6] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Dear bols of r/wallstreetbets,
On behalf of the bers, we owe you an apology.
We doubted your calls, mocked your diamond hands, and confidently predicted your downfall at every green candle. Time and time again, we armed ourselves with puts and “rational thinking,” only to watch in disbelief as the market defied gravity—and our egos paid the price.
We said it was overvalued. You said “it can go higher.”
We said it made no sense. You said “stonks only go up.”
We were early… which, as it turns out, is just another way of being wrong.
So here we are—humbled, margin-called, and a little wiser. While we’re not ready to fully abandon our bearish ways (old habits die hard), we can at least admit this:
You’ve outplayed us more times than we’d like to admit.
Respect to your conviction, your chaos, and your uncanny ability to turn memes into market-moving forces.
Sincerely,
The Bers 🐻
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Oh no
Remind me! 4hrs
[+5] u/adlibwaltz: When you open the app
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: I just made 112k but somehow im still down 50% on half of my hood shares
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: why space stocks dump? no beuno
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Love when HOOD opens up 7% only to fade throughout the day and end -4.2%
[+5] u/AlanWakeLover: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SANDICKS??
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Lot of profit taking
[+5] u/Rock_Flaccid: Quick guys give me some bear copium
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Imagine being a beer 🐻
[+5] u/Additional_Diver584: Seeing people buying SNDK calls rn after 2000% in a year is an IQ check
[+5] u/Trenavix: we got like hella money ✊😳✊ we got like hella money✊😳✊
[+5] u/Bonkers119: 4% inflation and a war can’t stop this market. The crash is going to be special
[+5] u/TemporaryMushroom850: Shorts are probably the cause of the constant upwards movement no matter the news. Once retail liquidity dries up or flees, the real run will begin.
[+5] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA & UAVS drones
[+5] u/browsk: Recession, but not for us
[+5] u/lococommotion: We’ll be red by close
[+5] u/The_BakedCrusader: NYT: Israel’s spy chief, David Barnea, said that the war had delivered a severe blow to the Iranian regime but that the mission would be complete only once the regime was replaced and suggested that efforts to that end were continuing. In his first remarks about the war, Barnea, the head of Israel’s Mossad intelligence agency, appeared to address domestic criticism that Israel had not achieved its war goals and that Iran’s power structure has survived. Speaking at a ceremony marking Israel’s Holocaust Remembrance Day, he suggested that toppling Iran’s government was still on the agenda. “We planned — and prepared — for our campaign to continue and to achieve results also in the period following the strikes on Tehran,” he said.
The war is not ending over these talks.
[+5] u/RealNerwel: https://preview.redd.it/vrqs2vah26vg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc73abc3a927e4bf41e4172f046174f58a28f0f
What the fuck is diversification
[+5] u/lordricer: Is this the part where they take all my money
[+5] u/buybananas: crazy how we see only upside (green dildos) surprises and not even one on the downside
[+5] u/Western_Rope_6826: I tried that to scalp this morning and got my wig taken off. Calls it is!
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Can you take me higher 👨🎤🎸
[+5] u/internetf1fan: Finally out of cash. Bought some msft calls. Let's go!
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: So people think Microsoft is worthless now because what? Because people are going to vibe code a new OS? It's really the dumbest narrative I've ever heard, even dumber than believing Trump.
[+5] u/davidbigham: It is really over for bers. Press F for them
[+5] u/2keyed: Wha is going on with oil
[+5] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: Holy mother of green dildos. I am up 23% today!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/n5qwj3jp36vg1.png?width=1996&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f211ddc23dd08a28032431dc044f01692b98a73
[+20] u/AdditionalMany1292: 
https://preview.redd.it/m05ph28uf6vg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c023dd87a2003e63506bdf720840f51aea6a9b4e
NOOOO THIS MOVE UP ISNT HEALTHY THERE’S TOO MUCH GEOPOLITICAL RISK
[+18] u/CMDR_Shepard96: We spent like 6 months at SPY 690 begging it to crack 700.
Yet somehow we're just going to blow through it on a random Wednesday at this rate, meanwhile the world is in a much worse situation now, than we were before.
It's all a fkn circus.
[+17] u/Any_Life_6178: https://preview.redd.it/jjrider4e6vg1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b6f27349dd1f71bf9dc685938ef4c5cb251a5d
[+15] u/ChloroVstheWorld: What the fuck is happening genuinely
[+14] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: This is the most insane pump I think I've ever seen, and it's based on absolutely nothing. Just crazy. I'm not even a bear...
[+14] u/Suavecore_: Nice my spy call is already up 9%, that will recoup the 90% put loss
[+14] u/NoDiver7283: lol this rally is straight up one of the crazier things ive ever seen
[+14] u/pickleback11: This is absolutely gov intervention. Trump wants to look strong while he tries to flex out this ceasefire. He can't do that with a market down 10%. It's plain as day
[+13] u/dylansavillan: It's bat shit crazy that SPY is 1% off it's all time high
[+13] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Bro, there was a time I swear I thought Dividends, Income, Value mattered.
I was so dumb.
[+13] u/DrElkSnout: You know those moments when you're like, "Why, though?" This is one of those moments, and it will end badly. Nothing has changed. Private credit still melting down, American consumer tapped out and can't afford homes or healthcare, jobs vaporized, WWIII has begun with the largest energy crisis in history and a breakdown of NATO alliance and complete restructuring of the petro dollar, fuel prices skyrocketing with stagflation currently in process, and a burting AI bubble if for no other reason than we literally don't have the energy infrastructure to carry out their plans and on and on.
And we're just ripping for.... what reason? Nah, good luck to those of you trying to make this one your get-rich-quick rally. I think this ends very badly. Staying cash. Even if I 'miss out' I don't care. I don't trust this shit right now. Good luck.
[+13] u/Metal-Water: Step 1. buy puts at “the top”
Step 2. double down when it keeps going up.
Step 3. you are now down 50%, so this has to be the top. Buy more puts
Step 4. You have to triple down with puts to get your money back.
Step 5. Close for a 92% loss
[+12] u/liquidtv78: i would be up like 20% if I had just been in a coma the last 7 days
[+12] u/more_aero: My guy who I pay for advice said before taco that we have room for SPY to 630, maybe even 610 by 4/17. Now he's saying were pushing to 720. I'm learning that he's a moron.
[+12] u/pickledmagahead: Sold my calls. 227% gain on spy
https://preview.redd.it/taoqcf2996vg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df72fe3f76f3c2c5cf5c336dff7fe7361cacb14a
[+12] u/Reply_Stunning: ohhh shit, this is why everything is going up :
>In early April, the U.S. Treasury executed its **largest-ever single-day debt buyback**, repurchasing **$15 billion** in older "off-the-run" securities
its projected to be 60+ billion monetary injection this month alone, they're printing lots of money looool
[+11] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: wouldn’t it be funny if we got stuck between 670-690 again for 4 months
[+11] u/TABid-5073: GDP: Down
Oil: Up
Inflation: Up
War: ON
Strait: Closed
SPY: UP UP UP
[+11] u/briballdo: It's actually hilarious opening up my old ass Roth I've haven't touched for ~10yrs and seeing it consistently outperform EVERYTHING I ever try to actively trade with
[+11] u/isolated-cat: TRUMP TELLS NY POST IRAN TALKS 'COULD BE HAPPENING OVER NEXT TWO DAYS' IN PAKISTAN
bruh you just finished talking 2 days ago. should've just let Vance stay there
[+11] u/Jupitersd2017: Literally almost zero pullback on anything, just up, some shit is even higher than it was before all of this started. I’ll play along but shit makes me nervous lol
[+11] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: News of a global recession to take place if the war in iran continues, [per Ken Griffin CNBC](https://www-cnbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/14/citadels-ken-griffin-global-recession-inevitable-if-strait-of-hormuz-stays-shut.html?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17761810725667&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnbc.com%2F2026%2F04%2F14%2Fcitadels-ken-griffin-global-recession-inevitable-if-strait-of-hormuz-stays-shut.html)
Spy up 1% lmao
[+11] u/Damerman: I've never been more upset that I'm making money on longs as a bear.
[+11] u/PalsRocksMyWorld: Everything is fucked beyond belief, yet the market pumps.
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
[+10] u/MrNo_Balls: well, I am officially in the red and my life is ruined.
[+10] u/rottenfence: Bers six months ago: “stocks are too expensive.. we need a pull back”. *Market pulls back*. Bers: “I’m not buying it’s the end of the world”.
[+10] u/TopTrey9: Bro, 4 months of downtrend erased in 5 days…wtf
[+10] u/Devastaytah: holy shit there is 0 sellers.
[+10] u/Microtom_: Last 3 weeks are obviously a bull trap.
[+10] u/Habefiet: Select Your Character!
1. Insiders know the war is about to wrap
2. Insiders know the war is about to continue indefinitely and are getting exit liquidity
3. It’s all just random monkeys on typewriters that doesn’t mean anything
[+10] u/Numerous_Put4717: Trump just shot the last bear on the planet on 5th Avenue
[+10] u/Love-for-everyone: moment of silence for those still holding long puts.... Have mercy.
[+10] u/Nice-Truck8806: if you panic sold 2 weeks ago, you missed out on probably a year's worth of gains.
just wanted to remind you
[+9] u/Poptart_Salad: Who knew the secret to breaking the market out of it's 4 month malaise was a poorly planned war of choice that led to the strait of hormuz being closed?
[+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: you guys were right. going braindead and just buying calls has a certain warmth to it
[+9] u/DefiantDelta: “most epic bull run ever seen!!!!” and it’s up 3% in a month
[+9] u/SeliciousSedicious: “We are an options sub. So we want high level analysis in the comments”
Me: so what color of shit should I smear on the walls today boys?
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: SPY 700 EOD is not a meme
[+9] u/DiarrheaFartLover: I'm a little sad because the higher the market goes, the more collateral I'm going to need to sell puts to the regarded bears
[+9] u/samwehl: Our grandkids will be taught about this timeline in school. When you talk to them about it, make sure you don’t forget about how you full ported puts and got dicked on it
[+9] u/olahinc: I will financially recover from this
[+9] u/essdii-: Just straight up. No stopping. Euphoria all around, people swimming in bathtubs filled with money Lfg
[+9] u/Grey-59throwaway: Lost 60% of my port on puts yesterday. Switched to calls today and actually made money for once. I don't think I'm ever buying puts again literally everything is stacked against you
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Imagine if this shit just pushes through $700
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Can't believe this is the week we see SPY 700
[+8] u/likamuka: PURE INSANITY. We have a total economic collapse incoming, rigged economic data and a total war.
[+8] u/jwilliams35: Is this delulu market really heading to 695? Damn Saudi's injecting trillions to pump this shit or something. Inexplicable. And no, I am not a bear so zip it.
[+8] u/Alone_Education_2530: Iran says there’s no agreement with the U.S. yet we’re ripping towards all time highs. Amazing stuff everyone!
[+8] u/Alone_Education_2530: Two days of low volume pumping and you really think everything is fine.
[+8] u/ae1uvq1m1: >The Berlin Stock Exchange experienced a significant, though heavily manipulated, bull market from 1933 through the autumn of 1941.
[+8] u/Dear_Smoke6964: So inflation is up but spy not even at ath, I'm sure Zimbabwe stock exchange was hitting ath every 5 minutes when they were leading the world in turning banknotes into toilet paper.
[+8] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The Iran arc is not over tho. This shit will have seasons
[+8] u/miss_L_fire: Friday is my parter and I’s anniversary and this runup is giving me the money to absolutely ball out I’m so stoked
[+8] u/Valuable_Example1689: There's no meaning to any of this price movement, we are now in the age of endless inflation and asset price manipulation...kinda based
[+8] u/FuckleUp: Never catch a levitating knife 🔪
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Breaking News: Robinhood Deletes the Sell Button
[+8] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Once retailers give up shorting, this shit is gonna reverse
[+8] u/jerky-: put holders now reduced to starring in scat porn.
2 bers 1 cup
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: How is it only 11:30 lol, we have 5 more hours of this
[+8] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Our company finally gave us access to AI tools and its fucking copilot. It’s like when your parents bought you the temu version of what you wanted for Christmas because they don’t know but in this case it’s a multibillion dollar company that analyzed their choices and actually thought this was the best option lmao
[+8] u/Confident_Event9773: Spy 700 tmr is not a joke anymore
[+8] u/Nova-JC: 630-> 700 -> 600 in one month would be most entertaining outcome
[+8] u/Shreeder: Get ready to start laughing the DOW is almost above 50,000!
[+8] u/legible_print: Rubio talking to Israel and Lebanon, putting on lipstick: Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the fun way
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: infuckingsane. no really infuckingsane
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: they tell you the drops are much faster than the pumps. the tables have turned in every single way possible. holy shit
[+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Hitting ATH right now would probably be in the top 5 funniest moments of the decade.
[+8] u/AlGAdams: NOW is when you sell everything
[+8] u/After-Violinist-7485: I have never seen a more retarded market. We are literally on the brink of a global recession and these companies are ranking in profits. This has to be the biggest rug pull. The only sense I can make on this is that the market is manipulated so that these major companies can take profits before the market crashes...
[+8] u/Creative-Package6213: Nah, it'll keep pumping
[+7] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Bears literally have to be in what the fuck mode right now.
[+7] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Everyone thought April Fools was a day, but it turns out that April Fools were the bears all along.
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: The total market reversal after last years tariff taco at least made sense. This one on the other hand, I don’t think even WSBs most dedicated bull could understand beyond the copium.
[+7] u/Snoo23417: Can we have a little pullback and then rip again, just for some fun? These crab up days are good for stocks but boring as hell for any options trading.
[+7] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Full porting cash was not the play
[+7] u/ConclusionEven6917: It feels like sentiment wants to be positive so badly and push markets to ATH. Yet news continue to be mild and mixed at best so although there aren’t many sellers, we are also not seeing many buyers. After a 5% jump on SPY these last few days I don’t see how there isn’t a quick flash to the downside at the least especially to punish positioning from everyone who FOMO’d.
[+7] u/rottenfence: Glad I put my rose colored glasses on and never stopped buying
[+7] u/Namtabmal: Whats the word everyone likes recently? Exit liquidity?
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Alright just sold my -90% puts I just bought 3 days ago and got calls. Spy 720 tomorrow
[+7] u/Horror_Yam_9078: I guarantee you I can stay irrational longer than this market can stay solvent.
[+7] u/sharkenleo: Have bears ever been this fucked?
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: This is what I get for being bearish
[+7] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Mods legit on a warpath about politics posting, jesus
[+7] u/Typical-Layer-1253: 140k to 193k for me in 2 weeks. Holy fuck I love stocks
[+7] u/zlordbeats: this shit pumping so hard im at the barber shop getting angry because i have zero positions
[+7] u/wallstreetsimps: SPY destined to go up at least 1% a day from now on
[+7] u/niceguy897: nothing like banks urging people to buy the dip after nasdaq rallying 9%
[+7] u/jason8585: RKLB crew, 100 by July is not a meme
[+7] u/dylansavillan: Rage buying SPY puts now
[+7] u/Schmidtys: isn’t hezbollah the little short guy
[+7] u/NazgulSandwich: This is probably the most ape shit pants on head straight green i have ever seen markets go.
Not even after liberation day did we get 11 straight green days.
Makes you wonder if there is some shadow QE going on or something. I don’t see how this is possible without some good old fashioned money printing.
[+7] u/Numerous_Put4717: Oh God, Oh Jesus, Dear Lord, this market just wants to go higher
[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Bought 691C at open for .25, sold for .45
Bought 693C for .16, sold for .32
Solid gains but they're sitting at like 2.00 and .70 rn fml
[+7] u/FearlessStatement144: Got out of all calls and now I’m waiting. When this starts to break down. Jesus , will it ever
[+7] u/SniXSniPe: I sold all my calls too soon because I'm a little bitch
[+7] u/Impossible_Love1510: Ok I’m done watching this rigged market. Mad I sold my calls early. Are there literally no bears at all and that’s why the market is going up
[+7] u/SeliciousSedicious: I swear this generation of MM’s just decided ‘fuck it, lol, lets just bully the fuck out of the bears and make them wanna rope.
[+7] u/rcantu314: Market is really just full sending it huh
[+7] u/Pluviophile_rain: What the hell is this V from 630. i didnt even get a chance to buy it recovered so fast
[+7] u/Unhedged-Fund: I'm a bull but that non stop pumping is crazy
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: One of the fastest recovery rallies I've ever seen, absolutely insane
[+7] u/NoDiver7283: this is fucking unreal lol holy fuck
[+7] u/freehouse_throwaway: basically half an hour of non stop buying
[+7] u/kenathen: very big beautiful strategy
[+7] u/rollinhating: At this point even the bols need to admit that this is fking regarded..
[+7] u/AussieJeffProbst: Buying calls at ath is something a brain damaged person would do, which is why I did it. Already up 20%. This shit is a clown show
[+7] u/extrabigbrain: Guys, don’t let yourself get dragged to the VIP room. You will be drugged and have your credit cards maxed out.
[+7] u/Vaynard709: I might buy calls. Recession incoming
[+6] u/bullhunter469: Gay bears calling this a LOW VOLUME FAKE PUMP lmao
AGAIN lmao
[+6] u/Impossible_Love1510: Lmao spy still pumping no red candles
[+6] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Bears furiously searching "Is oil tanker vulnerable to Shahed"
Closely followed by
"How to buy Shahed drone"
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: 50 hours a week?
Lmao. 6% match? Lmao.
[+6] u/_Fibbles_: 50 hour weeks and only 15 days paid holiday? Fuck that.
[+6] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Just asking for a 2% day on SPY with oil near ATHs
Really not unreasonable tbh
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: Iconic vibes today fuck a ceasefire we're going streaking
[+6] u/Blacksin01: [IMF downgrades global growth outlook due to Iran war](https://www.reuters.com/world/imf-world-bank-meetings-global-growth-downgrade-expected-iran-war-hits-prices-2026-04-14/)
Nothing makes any sense.
[+6] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will NEVER see a day less than +1% again
[+6] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Don’t forget people are getting their taxes back and will go full tard mode on the market
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: I still think we go back down to 620
[+6] u/cannythecat: SanDisk was green everyday until wsb started talking about it
[+6] u/Madsen13140: A whole civilization of bers will die today
[+6] u/Envirant: I almost feel like with the markets ripping back up Big T will decide what he does really has no lasting impact on markets and then fuck things up so that they crash again. The insane dip/rip and the huge difference between market and physical oil prices also has me thinking something is about to sheer. I'm already cooked though, so I'm just thinking out loud.
[+6] u/Roidsandinsecurity: I know profit is profit but did anyone else sell their calls too early again?
[+6] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: # Bers 🫵must have forgotten the historical pump exactly one year ago
[+6] u/Interesting-Play-489: Wha idiot would ever buy puts again. Simply load calls at the opening bell and hold for the entire day.
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Gotta say, it’s been way more relaxing just listening to the White House and buying shares 2 weeks ago.
I’m just watching my portfolio grind up 2% every day and it turns out that’s a lot less stressful than whatever bears are going through this week.
[+6] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: It's nice to have all these green days and make money.
But can we get those tankers moving already. I don't want my gains to all disappear into my gas tank.
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: I read ASTS as ASS TITS and SNDK as SUCK’N DICK
[+6] u/mousepop321: Finally finished my taxes…. Bye bye 6 grand
[+6] u/RuminatingFish123: The war was a nothingburger and Reddit was wrong again. Shocker…
[+6] u/Ancient_Let7878: I made a lot of money today I’m not used to this
[+6] u/chibi78: I closed all my positions and all I want right now is to see this stupid pump to stop
[+6] u/HandsomeTar: Bears were doing cartwheels on Sunday lmao
[+5] u/daftonic: It’s not enough that I win. Bears must lose too.
[+5] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: I'm not a bear, but isn't this past week's run a bit overdone? I mean, what really is the catalyst here?
[+5] u/mehmilani: Shit. You guys are still bearish. I shouldn't have bought puts.
[+5] u/buysomesilver: I just bought 15k worth of qqq calls. Sorry guys. Time for a decade of darkness
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: You’ve never truly lived if you haven’t naked shorted oil over the weekend when a shooting war is happening in the Middle East.
[+5] u/skychief99: I believe its time to be fearful while others are greedy.
[+5] u/61742: > market is forward looking
> any surprise Trump tweet shoots it up... I guess market cannot see it
> any bad news ignored... market knows all
I leaned heavily bullish this week and I'm way up already. Line goes choo choo.
[+5] u/dmk_world: Bear getting popped by roid bull all april and further 🥰
[+5] u/sdubftw: So you decided to buy after the stock was up 45% in a single week?!
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: Can somebody remind me why we are pumping so much... what have I missed?
[+5] u/bullhunter469: Retarded bears have gone back to SHUTTING THE FUCK UP lmao
AGAIN lmfao
[+5] u/Snoo23417: I'm sure they'll determine exact time of death so they can dock his pay.
[+5] u/Narrow-Business302: Can someone explain to me (other than squeezing shorts) how the market is just randomly going for ATH at possibly the weirdest time?
Oh apparently all this bad news is allevaiting inflation, so naturally money…is moving into stocks? 🤷♂️.
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Went from Claude mythos killing SaaS to SaaS killing claude over 1 weekend.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: SPY must see 100 years of Peace in the Middle East
[+5] u/bigbluesongbird: i would have so much more money if i had so much more money
[+5] u/AdditionalMany1292: So funny story, my little nephew bought like 5k in pokemon cards like a year ago because my brother in law left his CC info on what not. He’s been doing extra chores to “work off the debt”. Now those cards are worth 10k+. He just discovered leverage. They asked if he wants to sell and he’s just like Na I’ll hold them. He’s honestly cooked.
[+5] u/Axwe8: #### bers go on about **"low volume pumps"** but their **"high"** volume dumps are easily reversed 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+5] u/radljostxx: If Apple just released a sidekick style phone.. they wouldn’t be in this position.
[+5] u/FuckleUp: Battle at Wounded Ber
[+5] u/F6UNKNWN: What’s making SPY go up. What’d I miss?
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: I truly believe that was the top for the day
[+5] u/BigBasedGrifter69: Have we considered being true bulls and lumping into $BULL?
[+5] u/TipsyPeanuts: Copying this from a post I made in another thread to see if you regards can explain it to me in crayon eating terms:
I understand the argument that the market is “forward looking” and that gas prices have less of an effect on large companies. But that argument ignores how the market reacted for the first month of this war.
It seems either the market reacted extremely irrationally to the start of the war, or it is acting irrationally now. Nothing has changed between now and then other than the worst case predictions regarding the strait coming true. I’d love to hear a well thought out argument for why the market could react so negatively to uncertainty but when the worst fears of that uncertainty come true, it begins to rip
[+21] u/PropheticMurmurs: Unresolved geopolitical crisis? Buy calls.
Massive oil supply shock? Buy calls.
All stocks massively overbought, due for a giant correction? Wrong, buy calls again.
[+16] u/Dad_Bot: lol all of this on paper thin volume
[+15] u/str8rippinfartz: The S&P 500 has fully recovered from the entirety of the Iran War dump in the past 2 weeks
That must mean the war is over and there are 0 blockades on the Strait of Hormuz, right?
[+14] u/csekseni1: This is actually going to dump
[+14] u/Ok-Maintenance5422: Bro what on earth is this market smoking
[+14] u/Interesting_Leg8859: WE REACHIN ATH AGAIN AND THE STRAIT AINT EVEN OPEN YET LMAOO
[+13] u/gcko: Cash gang still waiting on spy to hit 630 🤡
[+13] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: I have never seen such an incredible bull run, just up every single day nonstop. Probably going to SPY 800 by end of May.
[+13] u/Big_Instruction9922: This rally is fucking bullshit.
[+13] u/OkRecommendation1040: 0.06% drop am I seeing this right??? Is this a recession
[+12] u/Powerful-Ad4836: My body is a machine that turns work into worthless SPY puts
[+12] u/Appropriate_Trade450: I had 33 690C that I bought this morning for .54 each. Sold all at .77. They’re at 3.75 each now. Made $500. Could have made over $10,000. This is the excruciating part of having to play it safe because we’re a single income home and I can’t afford to take many losses so I take profit when I can. But this could have been life changing money for us. I feel sick.
[+12] u/Knarre30: Theres not a single person that can deny that this is just madness.
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #Stop buying fuckin puts you crazy bastards! All praise be to Allah. LMAO🤌
[+12] u/Vikkio92: Seriously do most users in this sub have brain damage? I'm not trying to be offensive, it's just the sheer quantity of idiotic stuff that gets posted on a continuous basis that is entirely serious and not shitposting is astounding.
[+11] u/DragonFruit-_-777: BERS ARE SO FUNNY LOL
[+11] u/NativePlant870: Who the fuck is buying up here
[+11] u/PropheticMurmurs: Wait, red candles? I thought those were extinct?
[+10] u/LossMax: $800 to 17k 4 trading days
[+10] u/X211499Reddit: SPY Higher than pre war now
[+10] u/Practical_Corner8839: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion.
Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor.
One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”
[+10] u/QuarkTheFerengi: https://preview.redd.it/bjysnw1tp6vg1.png?width=1349&format=png&auto=webp&s=2a2f55fcb41ff17bc04cd4c72d7c4afd3ffa2709
[+10] u/Microwave-Dave: One of the top comments 4 days ago. How is spy at 680 wtfff
One of the top comments today. How is spy at 693 wtfff
[+10] u/Bright-Revolution496: stop trying to please bears and bulls at the same time
[+9] u/Small-Maintenance-65: IMF warns ‘unprecedented’ energy crisis could trigger global recession as Australia prepares for G20 fuel talks.
Market: Recessions are bullish.
[+9] u/No_Relief_8705: Life as ber: I need a -27% spy day and a 1500x bagger and I'm even
Life as bol: line go up
[+9] u/booose6: CNBC having a bull circle jerk. Its time to sell.
[+9] u/Sp0kenTruth: Ever feel like the stock market is PERSONALLY attacking you??????? My goodness. literally does the opposite of what I do. i ALWAYS sell too early. Managing loss may be the dumbest thing to do daytrading lmao
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: HEY ALGOS!! MANIPULATE DEEZ NUTS!!!
[+9] u/Killersax: Historical bull trap is forming
[+9] u/ChickenYip: puts here will either make u money or lose u money
[+9] u/thepoopdood: Pump prices 📈 my USO calls 📉
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Bull market starts at SPY 700
[+9] u/swarthout2222: Definitely didn’t double down on puts today
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #SPY took 6 months from October to April to drop $97. Then recovered it all back in 2 weeks. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/shbk: RDDT only -36% YTD. We're so back bois
[+9] u/LossMax: One of you is going to be the ones that buys Spy calls and tanks this entire bull run
[+9] u/grantern2: What a relief. I’m so happy the strait of Hormuz is fully open and tensions in the Middle East are essentially non existent
[+9] u/ateranol: WE WILL NEVER SEE A RED DAY AGAIN!!
[+8] u/MarcoPolooooo: Anyone else pissed they sold their calls too early
[+8] u/Mrpipelayar: How about that dd post yesterday where homie said 550 spy puts in a few weeks
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Time to dust off the ol reliable ‘puts when spy gets too close to 700’ strategy
[+8] u/grantern2: I just went long. This is the top
[+8] u/zetia2: $850 in 20min is good enough for me.
[+8] u/ShankThatSnitch: Oil still nearly double what it was, and we are a hair away from all time highs. This is sketch as fuck.
[+8] u/Walking72: Chinese tanker reportedly passes US’ Hormuz blockade
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No word on whether the Chinese gave us ships the finger on the way
[+8] u/bringkiteback: I hate seeing people happy I hate Green Day’s I hate you all
[+8] u/Go-Woodpecker3908: Everyone has lost their damn minds. Cha ching
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: This whole Iran thing was just liberation day part II.
[+8] u/BrokenStonks: Switched from calls to puts now so 710 confirmed
[+8] u/Loperenco: It's fucking incredible when I'm watching stock from backline thinking it can't go anymore higer it does minute after minute, constant pump. And when I buy the stock it immediately halts and reverses. How to go insane in a nutshell
[+8] u/MrLebouwski: SPY 700 suddenly no meme anymore
[+8] u/sonofalando: Oh my god im so horny
[+8] u/IndependentUsual7444: 10% in two weeks holy shit!!
[+8] u/ckami_91: Bears buying calls now..
Time to switch to puts
LMFAOOOOOO
[+8] u/Cool-Run-245: Are we pricing in a peace deal? What’s with the pump?
[+8] u/Initial_Attitude_980: Ber Logic
Stock go down = I'm a genius
Stock go up = Manipulation
[+7] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Market in more denial than my old roommate who kept stalking his ex 😂DO NOT LET THE MARKET GET AHOLD OF A 🔫 RIGHT NOW
[+7] u/wildcat1055: We won the war, we fixed inflation, we have incredible job growth. Why wouldn't we be close to ATH?
Right? right?!?!
[+7] u/IRunFast24: My fear-greed index is at 100% greed.
[+7] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: I can’t wait for gas to go up again tomorrow
[+7] u/NativePlant870: I bought some spy 690 puts so it will probably rip to 700
[+7] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Ok seriously what’s going on?
[+7] u/incaseofmisuse: alright. spy bols you win. i can't take the beating anymore. i yield. please stop. pleaseeeee
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: This is an UNREAL stock market, very similar to May 2025 or Aug 2020 I feel? It's a straight up MANIA
[+7] u/Wretched_Anon: Someone must have forgot to turn off the money printer because these green streaks are insane
[+7] u/Blue_Moon_City: Everyone is scared to buy puts now
[+7] u/TrickyDickCheney: Bears got like 1 day like this in the last 6 weeks while bulls got a dozen
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: I don't understand why a lot of people here don't see the blockade as bullish.
* Iran keeping the gay hormuz closed except for their oil which is how they get most of their moneys
* 🥭 blockade their blockade so Iran not get money no more
* China no get oil and tell Iran to cut the shit
* JD more likely to negotiate a deal with Iran, pending delivery of the shipping container of IKEA furniture
[+7] u/Waveytony: Surely this is sustainable
[+7] u/manginamonologues: Intel down on the news that it's still Intel.
[+6] u/quyensanity: Got fucked today and yesterday being a bear. 12k loss
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Those bears videos dancing Sunday night were in fact the fucking sign LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/Leibnizinventedittoo: Here's my trading strategy:
normal day buy calls
down day buy more calls
very down day buy many more calls
market down bad load up on calls
bers getting excited dump all my cash into calls
[+6] u/Fun-Bedroom8820: I thought last month there was wavering interest in AI and tons of layoffs and ppl backing out of deals? Now there’s new deals we confident again and the market eats it up?! Lmao
[+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: This is ber abuse I'm calling the cops
[+6] u/Athien: Looks like blocking the block actually worked, you crazy bastards
[+6] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: Mango Christ this is brutal for bears
[+6] u/poopieuser909: The louder the bears the harder it pumps
[+6] u/captainunderpants111: bro this is insane no volume and market is rock hard
[+6] u/Hubert000: I am now buying puts on all the companies topping off retard strength. Bless you all, this is the top.
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: God damn dude...nothing is funnier than Sunday futes when bers are like Omg my puts are saved!!! Talk about counting your fucking chickens tale as old as time lmao
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: China is a wholly owned subsidiary of Taiwan.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: member this is all diddys fault he used all that oil
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: No wonder the people have historically stormed the palaces of the elites. Everything pumps and people can barely afford gas lmao
[+6] u/MorningAlternative43: Have some 0dte SPX puts. Still holding onto some hope lmao
[+6] u/Stryker9110: SPY 10,000,000,000,000 is NOT a meme!
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Are you winning bear son ?
[+6] u/quyensanity: I should stop being a bear
[+6] u/Zeppu: Even NKE is going up. Apocalyptic.
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #Market is back to its original settings of going up all the time LMAO🤌
[+6] u/HomingSunlight: I finally got in from FOMO so it will likely crash now.
[+5] u/Longjumping-One-7022: Does spy just keep going?
[+5] u/Junkingfool: Sure...let's go with that. Makes as much sense as anything else.
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lmao SP literally makes zero sense right now
[+5] u/aew2019: Whoever sold, I forgive you for being regarded.
[+5] u/Tazer814: just got puts. good luck to you guys
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Bears are so fucked lol
[+5] u/Tyneuku: If I take profit in the morning it always keeps running, if I hold it I lose it all.
[+5] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Bears rn: “OMG Big red 5 minute candle, this is it the rug pull is here!”
Only to get clapped again.
[+5] u/darth_scion: NVDA 190c 4/24 up 1,100%
MSFT 395c 4/17 up 778%
Do I keep greed or sell out?
[+14] u/-IQ200: Perma bear buying calls now. Do what you may with this info.
[+13] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: It’s gonna blow for some of the people here when big volume comes into the SPY in the direction they weren’t anticipating
[+11] u/No_Cod972: 70% of America is overweight or obese and you're bearish? Ok, guy
[+11] u/aftherith: I've lost thousands to this non-stop pump but it is still objectively hilarious
[+11] u/Burger_Gouger: This is precisely where I buy SPY 700 calls for Monday and then come in here when SPY dies to 680 and get laughed at for being a “retard that buys calls after 10 straight Green Day’s”
[+11] u/ObscureUsername000: My port is at ATH and so is my disgust
[+10] u/peterpeer9: The year is 2029. SPY is doubling every 3 days. A loaf of bread costs $7,000. A child born today can invest their $5 they received from the Toothfairy into stocks and enter retirement on their 18th birthday with more than $10,000,000,000,000 saved up.
[+10] u/DallasBoy95: https://preview.redd.it/s5vazu6iy6vg1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c86d6e4cda685f18faf490fddc425d3457a81b
Art of the steal, thanks for playing bozo
[+10] u/SenileOldDude: Can honestly say that turning 30k into 210k, and losing it all is the biggest regret of my life. Wish I knew why I couldn’t just wait 24 hours and transfer the money out. Could’ve made my life so much easier
Edit: Didn’t do any crying in the casino. Just taking it to the chin, and living with my decisions. Gotta grind my ass off at work to do better than ever before. Just severely disappointed in myself boys
[+9] u/aba241: Some retard bought puts today lmao
[+9] u/tldamico: https://preview.redd.it/cdm45rx7u6vg1.png?width=747&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d8c0df7beedc3c45442e77d25fab2f2ae9bff97
[+9] u/neverseengreen: I made 15k today on 0dte, i am now 3k above my break even. Going to take a break now
[+9] u/shmito17: If anything, Mango will look at the market now and be tempted to do even more crazy shit.
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: Praise be to Allah. Mangotollah has blessed us finally
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: If this shit goes to 700 today I’ll break up with my wife’s boyfriend’s girlfriend
[+9] u/kuklistyle: fucking disgusting how rigged this market is
[+9] u/Zimoula: I bought long leaps puts everyday and scaled for past 2 weeks and lost 10k
This morning i tilted everything in spy calls and got all my money back in 3 hours
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: War in the Middle East?
Priced in since the dawn of time
[+9] u/SKJ_2012: Sorry guys I just bought SPY calls, it will tank now
[+9] u/EasySunday: I used to have CNBC on in the background but I switched over to amazing trains on the Smithsonian channel today. My first good decision in this market.
[+9] u/unhappyreach_: According to my TA and calculations, I am gay
[+9] u/No_Cod972: You want to laugh really hard?
Take a look at how much we're spending on healthcare and the outcomes we get for it.
[+8] u/Available_Way_355: An old head was lecturing me on diversification today
I had to educate him on full port 0DTEs
[+8] u/MoesOtherBar: Market is rigged, all of WSB combined owns less than what Barron has in his RH account.
Haven't touched my portfolio in 6 weeks and I'm at all time highs today.
[+8] u/epyonxero: >HSBC Group’s CEO, Georges Elhedery, just broke down why end buyers of oil are facing prices *way* above what traders see on their screens.
>“What worries me is not the headlines. I mean, oil headline is above $100, $110. Realistically, if you are now trying to get oil from the Middle East, you may be paying $140, $150.
>Realistically, if you try to get oil from the Red Sea, you are paying more than $30, $40 for shipping. Insurance costs, which used to be 25 basis points, is more like 5%, and war insurance has been scrapped — you’re paying 5% without even the war insurance component.
>So the barrel of oil door to door or the barrel of refined oil door to door is way above the headline price of oil. The highest I’ve seen, and I’m hoping we don’t see more of that, **but the highest I’ve seen is $286 for a barrel of oil that reached Sri Lanka**. This is not a country and an economy that can easily afford these kind of prices sustainably.”
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Ber going to need to take a cold shower, and get a rape kit to overcome this non-consenual fornication.
[+8] u/LazyImprovement9160: The market is really living in la-la land
[+8] u/Polysorbate800: There's a guy out there who sold the bottom out of fear who is *just now* buying SPY at $694
That guy exists and doesn't understand why he keeps losing money in the market
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Spy was 652 a week ago. You could had done something dumb and load 1 week out deep OTM 675s for pennies and retire if you bought enough today.
Clown world
[+8] u/Ihateporn2020: this market is kind of a meme stock.
[+8] u/2AMTrader: Lot of trust in some really bad people here.
[+8] u/mw_37: An absolute unwealthing of anyone with bearish positions
[+8] u/mackey88: At this point this is just FOMO.
[+7] u/Rudybus: IV's up, this is the top
[+7] u/jeffynihao: Algo driven market. Just need one headline to pop this thing.
[+7] u/No_Cod972: Bers, I think your models of the world may be inaccurate.
[+7] u/bbllo: I sold all my spy yesterday at noon for 679 to load up on space sector instead. Feeling good
[+7] u/freddymojo: Omg look at SPY im gonna squirt!
[+7] u/alfred250: I am a bull but i got no idea who is buying this
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: Bears, YOU JELLY BEING POOR?
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: Bers will miss out on 20 +10% portfolio days waiting for 1 -10% day
[+7] u/nesnayu: being fearful while you tards are greedy aint been hittin AT ALL
[+7] u/-IQ200: Need me one of them 25 point end of day spike like yesterday
[+7] u/SPY_0DTE: All the bulls have gathered on this fine Persian rug. I wonder what happens next
[+7] u/Cramer4President: Fuck earthquakes are exciting. Just had one
[+7] u/Think_Currency_8586: Full apeing on calls let’s go
[+7] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: Call me retarded but this is not normal... im usually a bull but shit man
[+7] u/Mathguy200: The only red on my list is AAPL… the only thing I bought this morning was AAPL….
Fuck
[+6] u/TrumpChildOnahole: A bear has said this the entire last week everyday lol
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: LOL, you can tell we are in a bull market when MURICA GOOD post finally gets more thumbs up than MURICA BAD.
[+6] u/RetinalSmear: the "buy the invasion" crowd was right again
[+6] u/lilordeo: I GIVE UP BULLS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
[+6] u/nyse25: Bers can't get shit lmaoooo 😭
[+6] u/hallett21: Friday puts gaining value lol
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: Are there any bers even left? The market will literally never crash again.
[+6] u/AlphaStreet_LN: Did GOOGL cure cancer?
[+6] u/SPY_0DTE: Dude this is just like the movie the big short and I'm Michael Burry
[+6] u/MartianSpaceCat: The market simply refuses to stop pumping. I have no words.
[+6] u/thewaterb0yyyy: “Silver rises on easing inflation data” 🤡
[+6] u/ImWellEndowed: Spy goes down 15 cents “rUg puLL”
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: For the more experienced folks, wtf is going on?
[+6] u/UllrsWonders: Even as a ghey bear today has me feeling very fucked. How does collapsing peace talks and a double blockade leader to such a green candle. RIP my QQQ Shorts.
[+5] u/Oneok-Field: I'm literally going to be in shambles when we get a sub +1% day. This is the new normal, I expect nothing less.
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Irrational Exuberance is stupidly profitable.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: My cat pooped on the floor right in front of her expensive automated litter box
AMA?!
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Why does it keep going up please stop
[+5] u/Electronic-Heron4746: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH MY CASH FUCK
[+5] u/iamblicus000: March 14th: Trump's going to TACO --> markets in chaos, oil skyrocketing
April 14th: Trump can't TACO --> oil under control, markets continue their steady march upward
[+5] u/atat4e: They can’t keep getting away with this!
[+5] u/SlipperyToots: SPY up over 10% in 2 weeks wtf is this lol
[+16] u/cruisin_urchin87: Down $250k in one month. Thank god I’m not married.
[+16] u/Ozqi: HUGE NEWS FOR US DEGENERATES:
FINRA IS REMOVING THE PATTERN DAY TRADING MINIMUM OF $25,000
YOU CAN DAY TRADE YOUR $100 WENDYS PAYCHECK STARTING SOON
[+15] u/Dysbit: Amazing how i’ll hold when 90% down but sell as soon i’m up like 1%
[+13] u/ThermalChaser: I'm ber again. I never learn.
[+12] u/MagJack: lmao WH doordasher was flown in from Arkansas for the staged mcdonalds delivery.
[+10] u/Late_Echo1453: 5% in a week is just incredible… good game bulls… its priced in.
[+10] u/LynoaFox: Bullish euphoria is waning out...
[+10] u/MissMatriarch: Lmao bols complaining there’s no pump after SPY goes up 60 points in 1.5 week
[+9] u/Temporary-Pop-2937: if this reaches 20 upvotes, i'm taking a HELOC and shorting BTC for the boys
[+9] u/Iunatic: #Who didn't buy in extreme fear but bought when SPY was <1% from ATH today 🤡🫵 I know you're here
[+9] u/apurimac777: 🥭 is what happens when that crazy guy on the subway is born into 🤑
[+9] u/Channel2TheDeuce: Welp...same time next April?
[+9] u/slinkywheel: PermaBanned from the bitcoin subreddit for suggesting Iran may be a bitcoin bagholder lmao
[+9] u/wave_action: I’m not good at this
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #im sorry was there a war bc i dont remember
[+9] u/CATLLM: I’ve been cashgang for most of this two week pump and now i want to KMS. Can’t imagine having puts tho.
[+9] u/ryu311: THIS IS SICK. BERS ARE PEOPLE TOO. STOP GIVING THEM HOPE WITH THESE MICRO DIPS.
[+8] u/powerboner: PUTS ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE BABY. FROM -96% to -65%. EVEN BY EOD!?
[+8] u/ParlayTheHard8: As beautiful as this pump is, it's even more fascinating that it's rising together with VIX
[+8] u/Capable_Afternoon216: Welcome to *Whose Market Is It Anyway?*, the game where every things made up and the points get you working in Wendys.
[+8] u/Temporary-Pop-2937: if this reaches 20 upvotes, i'm taking a HELOC and shorting BTC for the boys
[+8] u/ImSortaUseful: what even caused that dip LOL
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: turbotax shitting the bed whenever it encounters an ampersand like "s&p" in my tax form import is the most insane thing.
is this 1998?
[+8] u/SaiyanApe17: AHAHA I ACTUALLY DID IT I MADE IT GO DOWN WITH JUST ONE CALL
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sl5ij6/daily_discussion_thread_for_april_14th_2026/og67l53/
[+8] u/Pete26l96: #ADBE IS COOKED, ANTHROPIC COMING FOR THEIR ASS LOL
[+8] u/Pluth: My thesis hasn't changed: Regime change and electrical grid failure will cause Cubans to eat a lot of SPAM, thus Hormel shares will go up.
[+8] u/solariac: A dump to make all of the FOMOing idiots sell again LMFAO
[+7] u/Dizian-: Ok guys I just bought long term spy puts so we’re gonna get another 10 green days in a row
[+7] u/PremiumFentanylGouda: 700 tomorrow would be fucking ridiculous and make me harder than tungsten.
[+7] u/Cobainism: Trump threatening WW3 and destroying the oil market is priced in. We’re not seeing a bear market until Mag 7 can’t return on investments in AI
[+7] u/HorseTanker: Market acting like 14 new lanes of strait opened
[+7] u/SaiyanApe17: Alright I have seen enough, I am crashing this shit I am buying a call you have had your party bulls now its over
[+7] u/Haikoe: Wtf was that mass software drop
[+7] u/Lil-PussyFart: As it so happens, thinking is the worst thing you could possibly do in this market
[+7] u/Haikoe: Cash out now, or be sorry later
[+7] u/UnitedCup1814: My accounts are well past all time high. Probaly need to take some profit. Usually means top. And you never know what doctor 🥭 might do or say
[+7] u/Big-Quote4483: i hope MSFT keeps pumpijg until earnings shits till 30% from ATH which is crazy
[+7] u/pixi88: Sold my calls too early. Hate that for me lol
[+7] u/greaterwhiterwookiee: SPY 710 EOD tomorrow
[+7] u/LaserBeamer17: We go down 0.2% and everyone loses their shit LMAO
[+6] u/Pikachumon25: Paper fucking handed qqq calls. I’m worse than a ber
[+6] u/teh_herper: are we seriously gonna retest SPY ATH tmr lol
[+6] u/tomato232: Make regular contributions to your retirement fund (RDDT) to achieve early retirement 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/EggersIsland: Like I'm not bear or bull, but I would not be surprised if that's all the dip we get, this shit has infinite upward momentum
[+6] u/Nateleb1234: Should I sell my meta I'm only 3k down now I was down nearly 40k when it hit low 500s.
[+5] u/GabbarInvestor: Lol please tell me what is happening ? It’s like nothing ever happened and we live happily ever after….
[+17] u/Life-Industry-1131: Should I crash the entire economy by buying 1 share of SPY?
[+13] u/adwise27: I think Covid broke the market. Everyone has insane FOMO of missing the rocketing recovery that we have all come to expect. People treat every dip as an opportunity to earn literally free money. I dont think its wrong, I just wonder how this effects the market over the next 5-10 years and beyond. Are we literally going to have 15% years every year with 3.5-4% inflation?
[+13] u/TernTheNumbers: Lows of the year are in, despite 1/3 of the world about to run out of oil. As long as the top 5% continue to get richer we hit new ATH this month.
[+13] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Crazy we are about to hit ATH with nothing but hopium and zero solutions.
[+13] u/HywayKind: 2.9% in 24hrs, can't make it up
[+13] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: I’m surprised how quickly sentiment turned from “this war will be a prolonged depression for markets it’s over” to “spy to 700 first then 800 soon” in 2 weeks lmao y’all sheep
[+12] u/jyohnyb: Im probably wrong but I bought the puts here
[+10] u/OptionGamble: Only I would lose money on calls today
[+10] u/surely_not_abot: BERS I WAS PROMISED A PULLBACK
[+10] u/No_Skirt_4689: Boomer strategy remains undefeated. I’ve done literally nothing for years except buy and my port is at ATH.
[+10] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Headline in the guardian:
Iran war escalation could trigger global recession, IMF warns
Growth forecasts cut for US and global economy, while UK suffers sharpest downgrade in G7
Yet… SPY near all time highs. 😔
[+10] u/jnellis: Generational opportunity to close at 694.20. Don't mess this up aglos.
[+9] u/neaturee: Bol will pay for sins
[+9] u/derprondo: Mango has created an environment of fomo in which no one is willing to sell their long term positions. I mean you'd be completely regarded to think you're going to time a re-entry before the V. That's why this market won't dump.
[+9] u/softboiledjadepotato: 10 straight green days in a row on QQQ. what a time to be alive.
QQQ has gone 11 days straight green ONLY ONCE in history, 2019
[+9] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: please stop! I can't handle all this winning 😭
[+9] u/heresmykey: Iran thought they could hold the market hostage
LMAO
[+9] u/meatstick94: SPY ath in the middle of a trade crisis? truly unprecedented times
[+9] u/throwaway_tendies: So war and an energy crisis was what was needed to go to new ATHs…ah got it!
[+9] u/Original-Snow9764: I didn’t know RSI 99 was possible
[+8] u/Evander85: I became a “long term investor” in ServiceNow about 2 hours ago :/
[+8] u/brewski512: hello darkness my old friend
[+8] u/KennytheDoggy: Think of how many people stayed in cash the last week
Must be painful to watch the smarts ball out
[+8] u/TheDevilintheDark: Happy to take profits today even if this insanity continues.
[+8] u/HadamardConditions: 1 month to bottom S&P, 1 week to recover it back! Like, cmon! I think he’s doing it on purpose!
[+8] u/cosmicoconuts: Holy Christ still holding 677 puts 😭
[+8] u/ercanbas: This is going to $700 tomorrow.
[+8] u/pandadrizzle: 3 ships currently transiting the Strait. 5% of average. Seems fine
[+8] u/Foreigntragedy: if you still don't believe this shit isn't manipulated then idk what to tell you
[+8] u/punxphil27: Someone check on Michael Burry please
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: he's not wrong he's just early
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: In the closest bull here. Came out from my bearness. Ended green 4k today. It feels good to be a bull. Out and proud.
[+7] u/hudson701: Only 50 POINTS from ATH... this is fucking wild, what on earth do all the insiders know that we don't?!
[+7] u/neaturee: Hold the line bers. Thy will be done after close
[+7] u/neaturee: Tomorrow we open red
[+7] u/PositiveToe2761: Bers really are the guys at the casino who see it hit black 8 times in a row and proceed double down on red
[+7] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: https://preview.redd.it/425nhwf2g7vg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb53ecdf92d4c971171f149d44f081b843a183bd
[+7] u/Standard_Tea8250: No way tomorrow is green again
[+7] u/cats_are_gay_ama: That's what I feel as well which means tomorrow it's probably gonna pump to historic highs
[+7] u/Due-Dirt-8428: They really did the whole “let’s create chaos to kick start the market again” and it fucking worked. There is just too much money for us to fail my lord
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: If you didn’t make money today, you just arent cut out for this line of work my boy!
[+6] u/Mountain_Tune_7092: Bought 692 puts right before spy took off again, you're all so fucking welcome
[+6] u/OptionGamble: Not sure if I could’ve played this any worse
[+6] u/DarkR124: I have no words lmao. We’ve completely detached from all logic and rationale. Nukes could start flying and SPY would probably jump 3%.
[+6] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Iran just announced it is blockading red days
[+5] u/KennytheDoggy: Imagine sitting on a pile of cash while we are ripping
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: Just put the ATHs in the bags bro
[+5] u/-Voyag3r-: For the guy I called insane a couple weeks ago for saying All time high end of month.
Im sorry....
[+14] u/Nudge55: 1.1% is a weak closing? are we deadass?
[+11] u/maximuminimum: https://preview.redd.it/tva0u31uo7vg1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a812f9544e5bda8c06f7dbdad802f1350c10d9e1
[+10] u/Weekly_One8412: its a greedfest in here
[+10] u/trsx5: SPY OVEREXTENDED AT THIS POINT, +10% DAY TOMORROW CONFIRMED
[+9] u/happy_accountant123: When the market pumps, my portfolio is +20% when the market dumps it goes -60%
[+9] u/ServiceLater: *30 SEXTILLION DOLLARS HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE STOCK MARKET TODAY*
[+9] u/tandoori_taco_cat: I wonder what percentage of the market is AI traders / algos
EDIT: lmao it's estimated to be 85% automated, and 50% AI
[+8] u/xjcln: I'm haunted by the lack of the ber's natural mating call in this thread: "looks dumpy"
Truly a noble species, driven to near-extinction.
[+8] u/Napster-mp3: 2 PM on a Tuesday? Time to go MILF hunting
[+8] u/trumpdiego: ##52-wk high - 697.84
##52-wk low - 508.46
one sneeze away from 52 week highs, amazing and super normal!
[+8] u/TheRealArmament: Market is way too hot right now I liquidated 80% of port and going cash
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: I’m pretty sure if I sell my oil stocks it will double in price off some news
[+7] u/kal14144: Stonks up = dumb 🥭 shit = stonks down = 🌮 = stonks up.
This is the ultimate theory of how markets and economics work. All other factors are distractions
[+7] u/StuffedBunss: Market is only for options players. We bout to give most of it back for today.
[+7] u/KingRog85: It was me! I’m the regard who bought SNDK at 985 and caused the collapse.
[+7] u/summit_ice24: C'mon guys.
The strait being closed is good for the US economy because higher oil prices mean our oil companies make more money.
The strait being open is good for it too because lower oil prices mean lower costs for US businesses.
Oil costs staying flat is good because businesses love consistency.
What's there not to understand?
[+7] u/trsx5: Trading is stressful god damn
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Cool.
Market close to ath again like nothing happened.
Just like last April lol
[+6] u/strombollimaker545: The truth is, SPY wont be under $370 ever again
[+6] u/TheDiplomat82: There is literally no 2 sided trade. It's just up.
Bonkers.
[+6] u/Zfreezy: Algos rubbing their hands and licking their lips rn
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Michael burrys NVDA puts 🤣🤣
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: World peace is already priced in
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: If you aren’t bearish now you might be really regarded
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Last time I saw something get pinned this hard it was Tito Ortiz when he got ass whooped by the iceman.