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[+51] u/Ok_Hand5810: I'll probably wake up around 6AM. My first move will be to cry and feel sorry for myself. Next move will be crippling anxiety until premarket opens. Then I'm going to find something that's up big in the premarket and YOLO into it. Then when market opens I'll watch my money go up in flames. Then I'll spend the rest of the day drinking and sobbing. Wish me luck bros.
[+46] u/wildcat1055: * Week 1: we won
* Week 2: we are winning
* Week 3: please send help
[+37] u/mankey21: 🥭s hatred for wind turbines is the most perplexing shit
[+33] u/shutnr: I have lost 10k every day for a month
[+21] u/UnivalveX: - SPY if fed cuts rates tomorrow: +2%
- SPY if fed hikes rates tomorrow: -0.2%
[+21] u/OsamaBagHolding: Can't believe Erika didn't win Best Actress
[+18] u/Normal_Tap3021: See y'all tomorrow when again the market will forget strait is closed and oil crashes in the morning and realizes strait is closed 1 hour after opening
[+18] u/2020isgreat: U.S. SET TO EASE VENEZUELA SANCTIONS TO BOOST OIL SUPPLY AMID IRAN CONFLICT.
Venezuela's oil is dogshit btw
[+17] u/Important_Shirt_1567: SPY FAILED TO RETAKE 672, THIS MEANS THE DOWNTREND CONTINUES
[+17] u/trainwreck001: TOMORROW IS A BLOODBATH.
BANDAID ON A SUCKING CHEST WOUND.
OIL $300
[+16] u/soad1331: Everything would indicate major bloodbath tomorrow so probably all time highs
[+16] u/A55BAG: NVDA can't go up because AI is a bubble.
NVDA can't go down because earnings are too strong.
NVDA forever sideways?
[+16] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Jerome Powell will raise interest rates 50 bips tell 🥭to fuck off , proceed to take hot heavy shit that he’s been holding in for a week(he will tell us that)right at the podium at the press conference tomorrow and then walk off with his pants at his ankles
[+16] u/trumpdiego: ##We Killed Iran's new Leader Today! They are coooked
##Tomorrow: Iran announces new leader Hamid Mozari Agarachi Khameni who says death to america and the straight is closed now more than ever.
##Rinse/repeat for 15 more weeks.
[+16] u/Recent_Register_2952: Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote.
4 MORE YEARS BITCHES
[+15] u/SoloOutdoor: That was the dumbest fuckn day in awhile
[+15] u/Internal_Field5970: Jim Cramer is a piece of shit
[+15] u/Marshmallowmind2: There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply and what options she should buy
[+15] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Day 1,718 of NVDA not doing a fucking thing.
[+13] u/dljmonkeyboiz: LULU puts thanks to r/nakedyoga due diligence
[+13] u/Internal_Field5970: NVIDIA is undervalued
[+12] u/SpyRuinedMe: Yes hello Robinhood support. My child actually bought those 672 odte calls can I have a refund
[+12] u/trainwreck001: IRAN JUST SAID MONGO HAD HIS CHANCE.
STRAITS ARE NOW PERMANENTLY CLOSED.
NO COMING BACK.
OIL $300
[+12] u/corndog_messiah: As fucked as the world is I feel like we’ve come a long way. We got 🥭 out here trying his damndest to start WW3 and most countries are like nah, we good. 100 years ago the whole world would be burning for this bullshit
[+11] u/xSpectre_iD: Bro, it's irrelevant if earnings are good or bad, if I own the stock or derivatives of it, it will tank on earnings.
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: Spy only - 3.7% off ath. Fuckin ridiculous
[+11] u/Better-Call-SauI: Idk what 🥭 gains from destroying the global economy but he must be getting a fat check from someone who has a load of shorts
[+11] u/whee_exceeding_whoo: I just levelled up from sleeping in a race car bed to an actual car.
[+11] u/callsonreddit: Ended my losing streak
* At open: -2,571.83
* At close: +4,541.64
[+11] u/TripleChen_LLC: Mr Chairman is going to say the potential for possible rate hikes and we drill hard
[+11] u/trainwreck001: OIL IS NOW ENEMY #1
SPIRALING OUT OF CONTROL.
BESSENT CANT STOP THE PAIN THATS COMING.
OIL $300
[+10] u/MasterpiecePurple302: I made $206 today ask me anything
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I lost $8k today ask me how I fck it up too quick
[+9] u/Marshmallowmind2: Tinder date asked where I see myself in 5 years. Pulled out my UPRO cost basis spreadsheet. She ordered an Uber before the food arrived.
[+9] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: My fingers all smelly from picking too many bottoms. 👆
[+9] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Stock market so flat that the bots that promote meme stocks don't even come round no more.
[+9] u/zestykite: Down 2k on my puts today. Down 5k this week. Gonna need a blood red finish to this week
[+9] u/smart_doge: I want to acknowledge that I had a wrong understanding of oil prices and fellow WSB members helped me understand better.
Thank you beautiful people of WSB, you 🫵 da real one
[+8] u/2020isgreat: The fed should raise rates as a declaration of independence
[+8] u/pitchingwedge69: Just tried Afghani food for the first time gotta say not bad
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: I found myself in Mar Del Plata, Argentina a few months ago and arguing with my friend about the lack of trains.
Argentina has no fucking trains. It’s a long goddamn flat country with no fucking trains.
How did you find out you were autistic?
[+8] u/chikenbeer: AI: just use market order
me : you sure?
AI: no wait don’t
[+8] u/ArtisticFrame5790: I’m a shares guy but did my first spy option today. A single option 0dte. $670P. Made 50%. Amazing how much I watched that single trade to make $55.
[+8] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: In order to understand oil you must become oil… lathering your body up in that sweet crude oil, visions of the dinosaur blood that now seeps into your skin. Your ancient ancestors nodding with approval as you slap the buy buy oil /CL button
[+8] u/neverthy: Jensen retard can't read the room
[+8] u/SaveTheAles: Just one night he is going to pull all the forces in the area and just never talk about it again. Act like he never did any of this.
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: SPY drawn to 670 harder than a marine is drawn to dumping his signon bonus into a new mustang at 25% APR
[+7] u/carloslink250: Spy 0dte 770 was not the move today
[+7] u/User_UnKn0wn00: I bought the $NBIS dip
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #They should have just shutdown the whole world for good after 2020. Life sucked since then. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/edthechimp: beginning to think im not the sharpest tool in the shed
[+7] u/dontslambro: Hopefully making more money than I did today.
[+7] u/outhinking: It feels terrible to lose all your +1076% gain.
[+7] u/n0m0rem0ney: Okay chat GPT, here’s my robinhood information. make me one million a day. no mistakes
[+7] u/Axonum: Full port SNDK and MU at the top
[+7] u/Zealousideal_Tie_520: Put me down for another $33 made today fellas 😤
[+7] u/HandsomeTod11: Dubai to send their best escorts to the strait 💃🏻
[+7] u/way2vertical: ngl everyone is in puts or cash, so i decided to buy calls. 1dte calls. i hope im not regarded
[+7] u/Apple2o: OKLO CEO becoming a billionaire off a stock that has yet to produce a dollar in revenue is some wild shit, and I’m sitting around doing WHAT with my life again?
[+7] u/trainwreck001: GLOBAL OIL SETTLES AT HIGHEST AINCE 2022.
OIL $300
[+7] u/CaskJeeves: How'd you get here with gas so expensive?
Iran.
[+7] u/EnvironmentLong4187: Rugpull tomorrow, this ain’t over for months, oil gonna hit $150, welcome recession. SPY probs halved by year-end. The Great reset.
[+7] u/2020isgreat: the treasury can try but manipulating a physical asset's price is very hard
[+6] u/dinanm4: Wow I’m fucked on silver
Down $1m in shares lmao
[+6] u/JustFuckingSendIt: My bank doesn’t have $2 bills
Disclaimer: not financial advice
[+6] u/Haikoe: NVDA with the Israel support. You can’t make this shit up
[+6] u/UnivalveX: how are the vibes looking for tomorrow? more green?
[+6] u/LiveInLayers: Jerome is coming in hawkish tomorrow.
[+6] u/hallett21: 500 SPY 680 calls 1dte. Let’s go.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: From my anecdotal observations, lulu has lost its stronghold on the athleisure market.
With a bunch of different brands competing hard for both the lower and higher segments of the market. My wife still has some lulu stuff but I see her ordering from different places a lot more and I feel like I see that out and about as well.
Not gambling on lulu lol
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Remember when zuck wanted us to strap a slop bucket to our faces and called it the metaverse?
[+6] u/trainwreck001: MERE WORDS WONT STOP THIS CATASTROPHE
OIL $300
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: Introducing, see-through yoga pants
💹💹💹💹💹💹💹💹💹💹💹💹
[+6] u/Austin_Destroyer: Can we replace Jim Cramer with Cosmo Kramer? I just think it would be more entertaining. The advice is at worst a wash, and at best better.
[+5] u/cashflow_: CASHFLOW NUMBER ONE LOSERS
[+5] u/smart_doge: My trades are completely profitable, if only the Market didn’t trade against my moves.
[+5] u/chuckdacuck: loaded up on puts at close
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: what a boring ass day tbh
[+5] u/Such_Coin: That Price action was the gayest thing I've watched since Brokeback Mountain.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: ‘Moves for tomorrow’ not looking at my portfolio because I doubled down on my amzn puts
[+5] u/Alternative-Wash-656: At this point am just sitting on cash waiting for a meme stock to appear
[+5] u/Substantial-Tip-2871: Holding cash is boring 🥱
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: LULU numbers look pretty bad but I guess it’s cheap enough that it’s not dropping too hard.
[+5] u/jnas_19: It's still not too late to sell your RuRu Remon shares and buy MU/SNDK
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Quitting daytrading is harder than cancelling a Kling ai subscription
[+5] u/Recent_Register_2952: just tell your AI agent to make moneys
EZPZ
[+5] u/cbusoh66: LULU was $500 not too long ago
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imaging leaving work to go home to your beautiful and loving wife and your son waiting for you to play
[+5] u/ismebbb: It's fucking groundhog day in the stock market
[+5] u/Internal_Field5970: The only difference between Joel Olsteen and Jim Cramer is the different medium in which they grift
[+5] u/2c-b_day: My estimation of value in securities is not now, and has not been for some time, in sync with the markets.
[+5] u/NeedleworkerOne8258: IV on lulu and oklo is around 140 and both the stock didn’t even move massively ! Both bulls and bers are fck
[+5] u/Axonum: SNDK and MU are insane
[+5] u/Recent_Register_2952: if you have a circumsized dick and you turn on DLSS5 does the foreskin come back?
[+5] u/trumpdiego: this is the part in game of thones where the world leaders just start saying fuck it and attack each other for the lulz and see what remains in the ashes
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Real life getting too busy to trade options so I’m taking a break after today and just gonna dca like a damn boomer for a minute
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: NBIS gang I hope you took some profits yesterday!
[+5] u/cbusoh66: How long til market digests NBIS converts?
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Hmm, would 🥭 be stupid enough to do something like bomb Kharg Island pipes during FOMC and try to blame the reaction 100% on Jpow decision? 🤔
[+22] u/Warm_Implement3088: Proposal to Ban u/trainwreck001 unless they post positions and stop yelling at the sky.
[+22] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Jim Cramer says Nvidia is now a good buy & "value stock"
Did he just pop the A.I Bubble?
[+21] u/patmccock86: There was like 1000x more info on the Ukraine-Russia war than this Iran war, this is some serious info suppression going on
[+17] u/Technicaltrades404: Anyone feel like the internet isn’t what it used to be because everything is basically fake or engagement farming?
[+16] u/jonneh: > US to ease Venezuela oil sanctions to unlock more oil amid Iran War
#
Is that all you got Bessent you weird-looking FUCK
[+15] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: My move for to tomorrow? Try to undo the shit I did today
[+15] u/bringkiteback: The US choosing a war with a country that literally has nothing to lose and will suicide bomb themselves is like fighting a homeless man he’s got nothing to lose he gonna beat your ass even if he dies trying to
[+14] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/tugrulthelol made a bet that SNDK would go to 725.54 within **1 month** when it was 659.58 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 11 wins and 3 losses
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[+13] u/Mother-Bottle9962: if you shave your dick and take a piss it kinda looks like Netanyahu talking
[+12] u/Venom17645: BREAKING: POTUS DECLARES IRAN DEFEAT AGAIN
[+12] u/MrRutin: Remember when rare earths was a thing
[+11] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Lmao R/Stocks banned me for saying trump shit himself and hurt the market
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If NVDA goes to 200 EOW I’ll buy everyone here Wendy’s
[+10] u/Axwe8: #THERE IS A CERTAIN USER ON HERE WHO HAS A $10 POSITION AND IS SPEWING NONSENSE 🤡 🤡 🤡
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: Mr. Beast is a CIA plant
[+10] u/Ok_Cry7572: market schedule:
Mon-Wednesday: Pumping.
Thursday-Friday: Dumping.
Weekend: nothing burger
Rinse & repeat.
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Haven’t seen any mango slander lately so I’ll remind you all he’s a fat fucking orange
[+9] u/Humble_Explanation32: oil is not going to 300, stop repeating that
[+9] u/helfen: When do my barrels arrive? My shift starts in 3 minutes
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: Every day I tell myself, price action couldn't possibly be crabbier and shittier than yesterday's.
And every single day I'm wrong.
[+9] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: I’m buying every dip from here out.
I just took a look at the investing subreddit and they are completely convinced that a huge recession is coming because of the Iran situation.
Fundamentally, oil is already up almost 90% since last fall and both sides are looking for off-ramps that keep oil moving through the strait.
All of this analysis is weeks late at this point, and staying too conservative here could end up missing the rally.
[+9] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: so apparently saying a joke here is being treated as "threatened violence or physical harm" to reddit. So careful, also Penis
[+9] u/bringkiteback: If I put top 1% comment badge on my resume and apply to finance jobs yall think I’ll get hired
[+9] u/Time_Independence355: SOFI CEO bought 500k of shares right after that short report LMAO
[+8] u/wa_2050: In a brief post on X written in English, Ghalibaf stated that “the Strait of Hormuz situation won’t return to its pre-war status,” without providing further details.
Diaper Don is really gonna send us into a 1970s type situation.
[+8] u/Most-Crazy2353: Sports betting is fucked, Stonks are fucked, Brypto is fucked. I'm about to cry in the casino
[+8] u/abscando: Jpow could do the funniest thing tomorrow
[+8] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Let’s be honest. Marty Supreme was fucked the second they cast Mr Wonderful.
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: by the time this war is over we will have defeated iran more than a hundred times
[+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: george bush doesn’t care about black people
[+8] u/Kattilaeikka: Why didn't 🥭 send the Board of Piss to open up the straight of whore moose?
[+7] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: I already know ASTS is gunna follow RKLB for no fucking reason
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: All things considered, SPY above 670 is miraculous
[+7] u/RuthlessWolf: Market is going to be green across the board tomorrow save this comment
[+7] u/Ill-Expression1737: overtraded again.. went from up 2k to down 1k but managed to break even at eod
[+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Just lighted up a cig the other way around.
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: High schooler permabulls from India are out. See you all tomorrow
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Big boooty gold digger Latinas in Miami not getting enough LULU from their bosses is a recession indicator
[+7] u/TripleWisdom: The calm before the storm...
[+7] u/Discount_LionSafari: Day 1: 🦅 M I S S O N - A C C O M P L I S H E D 🦅
Day 14: WE'RE SO FUCKING WINNING.
DAY 17: WE'RE SO FUCK- please send help.
[+7] u/TFTisbetterthanLoL: When’s googl going back to 340?
[+7] u/get_da_maney: So… spy getting sent to the shadow realm after fomc decision?
[+7] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: So no more quarterly reporting and we're invading Cuba next.
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: Hope this drops to 660 tomorrow
[+6] u/ConstantAd1: Here comes the traditional RKLB gap down
[+6] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Instead of tripling down on my MU shares last week on the dip I went for the HIMS yolo short squeeze.
Fuck I’m dumb dumb
[+6] u/broke_person: LULU regretting their partnership with Amex
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: SOFI CEO just bought more shares god damn
[+6] u/Vegetable_Push6542: RKLB learning from NBIS playbook. Pump double digit % in a day then immediately dump bags on retail.
[+6] u/potato111a: Bought some USO at 116, when do I get my barrel of oil?
[+6] u/TechnologyEven6926: Raise rates by a quarter
Let’s see how NVDA’s $1T revenue holds up
[+6] u/ClothedKing: MU has a 98% chance of beating earnings on polymarket btw. Also sold out of all HBM for 2026….and It’s March lol.
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Admin supposedly easing Venezuelan oil sanctions because everything else isn’t working
[+6] u/Domefieldadvantage: Genuinely comical oil is not over 100/barrel. Apparently opec nations bombing each other and a trade-way responsible for 1/5 of the global oil supply being mined is only good for a 25 dollar bump 😂
[+6] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Bros. These beers are hitting hard. No joke. I love you all.
[+6] u/aftherith: What if you dressed up the tankers like a big seal or something? Kinda do a sneak?
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: “S&P closes higher as oil price gains temper rebound” is the headline on cnbc when I feel like the headline should be “Oil rises on fucked up war in Iran and S&P rises for some horseshit bullshit reasons.”
[+6] u/housemouse431: pump into close...insiders buy cheap puts....then do an equity offering...cuck call buyers while insiders cash in on puts.
be wary of every pump..its only for exit liquidity
[+6] u/l3eans: Gay men can I get an amen?
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: But they told me my NBIS $195 calls would print bigly. This sux.
[+6] u/lipmanz: China LULU sales up 30% while US flat…there’s your economic indicator
[+6] u/Thug_Res_: I told you about $MU check my post ✅
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: I had 1200 0DTE trades between February 18 and March 17 for a total profit of $4K 😅
[+6] u/Cold_Distribution273: Bigly green or bigly red, one thing is sure though. It won't be flat like today.
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Every bear sees MU and Sandick on an unstoppable uptrend and they will still wait for the “dip” LMAO
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine using AI slop and getting promotions at work
[+6] u/ajibtunes: I’m tired of the war ☹️
[+6] u/Effective_Dog3089: Send 2-3 years Dagestan
[+5] u/tugrulthelol: Ironically, Iran may have screwed itself over to help russia by sending them their drones, because ukraine apparently has developed an interceptor for them, and now there are talks about them being used in the gulf against Iran
"The STING has downed more than 3,000 Russian Shaheds since entering regular service in June 2025, the company said. More than 10,000 units roll off the production line monthly.
They cost around $2,000 or less - compared to the Shahed's $20,000-$50,000 - and are purchased through the government's defence-tech incubator or prominent private charities."
TLDR: Iran might be fuk, calls
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Literally every MA on life support
Need relief from the oil price shortly or bear market imminent
[+5] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Sold my sndk after holding it all day for a loss. As soon as I sold, shit went up. It would be hilarious if it wasnt so shitty
[+5] u/Vegetable_Push6542: RKLB doing its best NBIS pump and dump impression in After Hours
[+5] u/OG_L0c: Meta is finally killing this metaverse nonsense
[+5] u/swampassOG: Fluoride in the hotdog water sending us over the edge as a country
[+5] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: SNDK and MU have pretty much gone up 5% a day since 6th of march lol, it’s insane
[+5] u/ayashifx55: too much winnings, stock market needs big dips!!!!
[+5] u/Wonderful_Promise_40: Did OKLO report yet?
[+5] u/No-Ad3310: Tommorow,,, Give me SPY 680 and I'll shit in the woods..
[+5] u/YukonDreams: Based on the charts MSFT about to have a +2% day tomorrow
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: How my MU 910 calls looking?
[+5] u/Comfortable733: well I finished my beers and threw up in the conference room. Basically watered the plants
[+5] u/Ok-Deer-3848: Loaded up on SPY put vertical spreads long 665 and short 640. Iran will keep sinking oil ships and attacking gulf states. Oil will keep rising. J Powell will remember the Fed building amenities he wasn’t able to put in his plan.
Markets taking a dive this week.
[+5] u/E82822: Tbh I’m getting tired guys. I’ll give it a year
[+5] u/Cold_Distribution273: I've heard the saying pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered and I still choose to be a hog because I'd never want to be fat.
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: are you fucking serious RKLB offering now? every stock i have moving with momentum recently is getting hit with an atm 😡
[+5] u/to_the_star4: MERGER of the 2 biggest drillers --->🛢OIL🛢<-- = energy⚡️ happening soon.. back log of contracts 🚀... RIG ....Transocean. and VAL..Valaris 🚀
[+5] u/riteofpass: RKLB dilution after a 10% day wtf
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Maxing out the width of my butt plug choices.
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Just woke up, ready to trade Asia and London. Night shift trading is superior
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: TANK BY OPEN TOMORROW, THANK ME LATER
[+5] u/CattleOk7674: Did the full port + margin MU guy sell at a loss earlier or is he swimming in money ?
[+5] u/Life-Industry-1131: Cramer calling NVDA a value stock at this level of uncertainty in the market is hilarious lol
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: If you full port MU you’d probably be better off than any dumb ass move you will make tomorrow let that sink in
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Happy Saint Patrick's Day 🍀☺️
[+5] u/HaveAKlondike: Bring back SPY 420.69
[+5] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Lol imagine owning a bunch of microvast nebius and Rocketlab the past day. MVST drops 30% because they’re a bunch liars RKLB and NBIS both do massive offerings that drops the stocks. Oh wait I don’t have to imagine because I own all 3 loool
[+5] u/FxSpecter: FUCK YOUR STUPID BLACK GROUND DIRT LIQUID SHIT. SHIT IS EVEN STUPIDER THAN SHINY ROCKS.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Sorry regards you can’t make money
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: How long can oil prices be suppressed theoretically?
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Watch msft dump everytime
[+5] u/boraboca: Holding MU 2x leverage etf all week up huge gonna dump right before earnings tomm even though I think they’ll beat
[+5] u/DarkR124: Another boring ass theta day. Meeting tomorrow should hopefully do something.
[+5] u/morganm6488: Amazon running is a sure sign it will be <205 by friday. Amazon is like a milk tiddy it goes up and down but never really goes anywhere. If you put your bucket in the right place you can get a little cream on each stroke.
[+5] u/dylanx5150: I don't know about you, but I drink the same amount of oil no matter the price.
[+5] u/chancepack: Lulu needs to give AMEX Platinum card holders a bigger credit to buy their overpriced clothes now.
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: I just want to see 655 and then have it shoot up to 697 by next week.
[+5] u/justaddcatalyst: After scrolling for several days on Reddit, I can’t find one photo or video that isn’t AI. Eat your slop regards. Calls on AI
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Meanwhile oil shrugs this non news off completely
[+22] u/looool_k_libtard: Bought a waterfront house on the strait of Hormuz that I use as an Airbnb. Current tenant won’t stop calling for some reason. Figure your own shit out pal we all got problems.
[+17] u/TomorrowSavings7579: Performance
Stocks +84% in 22 months
Pokemon +366% in 16 months
[+16] u/Basis_404_: Bulls: hold on here comes the rip
*SPY drills a half percent*
[+13] u/Neel_Crashkari: Smoking Ozempic out of gravity bong rn
[+13] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Oil isn’t even down 1%
This sub is garbage
[+13] u/successful_gap_v3: tomorrow is Wednesday
[+12] u/abroadbroadband: I say when we sell.
😡
[+11] u/groovymandk: Huge layoff coming at my company this week, the economy is doing just fine
[+11] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: There’s retarded… and then there’s whatever this is.
[+10] u/Whatevs56: USS George H. W. Bush leaving the battle due to laundry room fire.. hmm 🤔
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: Michael Jordan has more Oscar wins than LeBron and Kobe
[+10] u/givemethestars000: Iraq is getting invaded for like the 9th time
[+9] u/Coloradospruce33: Just lost our vacation fund in 0DTE WTF shares
[+8] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: #The memory bulls in here are getting annoying
[+8] u/Iscratchmybutt: While yall was shitting on crypto I was DCAing aggressively… look at me now
[+8] u/Walking72: Trump says he's not afraid to deploy ground troops to Iran. *'I'm not afraid of anything.'*
It's good to have a courageous president.
[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: Can we just make wfh a thing to save on Gas again?
[+8] u/nyse25: no one wins the last war
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: iran absolutely knows **spiking the price of oil before tomorrow will equate to max fear/panic, while making the fed's last 48hrs of closed room deliberation effectively useless**, forcing a pivot. not good for US if this conflict isn't resolved quick.
[+8] u/sushilee123: Gas, rent, food. I’m so fuckin broke.
[+8] u/YNeverWAlone: Counter Terrorists Quit
[+7] u/Official_KimJongUn: Just got a double yolk egg. SPY +2% tomorrow.
[+7] u/KhocDi: Also went short today and god is real
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: So it looks like miss perfect I went on a date with was looking for a guy with a "job" - didn't know I was in the presence of god damn royalty here eh bros
[+7] u/feifipart: MU's bubble is about to burst
[+7] u/pootenanner: I hope we get a green open. I am 100% fullporting spx puts and shutting off the app until they settle.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: You know, someone could've had insider info that RKLB was going to announce a dilution today, and still lose money because it's still green 💀
[+7] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Saw a comment saying the market doesn’t give a fuck about fed decisions. Aaand that’s how you know it’s time for a reminder lmao.
[+7] u/TomorrowSavings7579: #I sell cocaine to kids at college with $PLTR baggies.
[+7] u/GoldenAries4: lol at the oil bulls who thought going long oil was no brainer easy money. The market would never give out a win so easily, cmon now.
[+6] u/whitepug: buying and holding puts till they expire worthless to own the fascists 💪
[+6] u/NewDawn101: Pooping right now, thinking of all those poor Dubai influencers
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: I made $20 today AMA
[+6] u/ih8myylife: im ready for the gapdown
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: So Shi Lanka just decided no work on Wednesday to save on oil? Can we do something similar?
[+6] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: everything dumping......including oil? lmao wtf i hate this
[+6] u/Helios-Sol: I’m tired of this market, take me back to the good ole covfefe days.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: We're all here to push our position on others. But the others are 12 people jerking each other off. Nearly as pathetic as the 1% commenters
[+6] u/emperor_dinglenads: Am I the only one that thinks MU is going to take a fat shit after earnings?
[+6] u/SomePolack: Happy St. Paddy’s day you greedy fuckers, go get drunk and touch some grass 🍀
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: i am so sick of this market man, either go up or down, stop going flat
[+6] u/darkspherei: punch the monkey has a girlfriend, whats your excuse nerds
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: Manic energy in here rn
[+6] u/Accurate-Flow8078: Is pump mode back on?
[+6] u/spyputs1: Imma call you Jr. bacon cheeseburger now put the fries 🍟 in the bag
[+6] u/ClenAndOptions: no at least thaw them
[+5] u/One-Banana3327: https://preview.redd.it/vbq2rlqznopg1.jpeg?width=1260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24280cf7805cd24b5aa402df1b2b8ce37a3746a1
[+5] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: High confidence that RKLB will continue its breakout tomorrow supported by FOMC
[+5] u/Cygnus_X_I: waiter waiter, more sideways slop please
[+5] u/killainvest: If you voted for 🥭 you are not allowed to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day
[+5] u/Helios-Sol: *EXCLUSIVE - MICRON CEO: AI TO DOUBLE DEEZ NUTS TO $600 BILLION BY 2036 - INTERNAL MEETING
*EXCLUSIVE - MICRON CEO: PREVIOUSLY ESTIMATED $300 BILLION BY 2036
$MU
[+5] u/Hiro-Nishi: Time for MU to moon tomorrow at er
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: NVDA...low $180s again, shocker!
[+5] u/cannythecat: Imagine jpow talking about rate hikes. Bulls would be shaking, screaming, crying, rolling on the floor
[+5] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: “What he say fuck me for”
Every gulf country right now
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Beefin with my chick while I'm in jail
[+5] u/Basis_404_: I don’t know how a 76% increase in the price of oil over the last 3 months only equates to the market being down 1.3% over the same time.
Seems like there’s gonna be more drag on the economy than 1.3%.
But what do I know calls work
[+5] u/harryburton420: sold my MU call and made a decent gain. i always sell too early so do what you will with this information
[+5] u/Coogiez: memory is clapping my cheeks
[+5] u/jda823: Oil must've had a bad earnings report. Oof. Let's see if it can rebound with guidance
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Hey everyone I'm here at the situation room, we are flooding oil futures with sell contracts to suppress the price. Does anyone need anything while I'm here
[+5] u/Emergency-Cow3015: Powell, please be nice to my calls tomorrow
[+5] u/RelativelyStatic: Microslop keeps slopping
[+5] u/GuyFaulks77: No red days this week sorry bears
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Cant wait to see everyone hyped up for FOMC only for nothing to happen.
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: What happened to the fake meat gang. Those regarded vegetarians were a hoot. Hippies lighting money on fire was really entertaining
[+5] u/captainri66: Space stocks are flying. An additional $10 billion to accelerate Golden Dome procurement. Biggest beneficiary $LHX, also $LUNR who supplies them with the satellite busses.
https://spacenews.com/golden-dome-cost-estimate-rises-to-185-billion-as-pentagon-expands-space-layer/
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: GOOG is taking matters into its own hands.
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: Everything is computer
[+5] u/GlobalResolution77: To get gaped by MU earnings, which will tank 15% (30% on my X2), also dragging down my Hynix and South Korea positions, despite a massive beat. And there's nothing I can do about it.
[+5] u/Samjabr: Breaking news: Iranian senior clerics to hold series of large meetings to choose new Supreme Leader
Calls on LMT
[+5] u/Vast_Presentation909: I made 35 procent of my losses back in 3 weeks. This by doing "scalp trades" and not holding options overnight. Is this the strat or am I just extremely lucky
[+5] u/ev01ution: I’m balls deep in RKLB. Going to get bend over tomorrow.
[+5] u/Flat-Resolution905: why is brent oil at 100$ only?
[+5] u/The_Swishy: ZEUS! YOUR CALLS HAVE RETURNED... I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR PORT!
Anyways, KTOS up 6% is very nice, always bet on more meaningless death and destruction.
[+5] u/Basis_404_: Do you think that if I add the 5,000 bushels of feed corn I took delivery of to the above ground swimming pools I’m using to store the 1,000 barrels of oil I also took possession of that:
- the corn will float on top of the oil
- the surface tension will hold the corn and keep it from overflowing
- that the corn will still hold its value (I think oil soaked corn may actually command a premium)
[+5] u/AlarmedPelican: Soliciting JPow tie color predictions
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Until we have fuckable graphics cards America is doomed. Also, XSP kicks spys ass
[+5] u/miata_only: It's like 25 bucks to get a meal at Five Guys supposed to be fast food that's crazy, you guys.
[+5] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: >I lose money through API keys trying to vibecode a trading bot
somehow this puts everything else you said to shame lmao
[+5] u/suizman: One does not simply lose money. Sir Bormir, king of the regarded
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: You can't longterm hold any of these high beta stocks. It could happen. LUNR did it 6 months ago or so and dropped like 30%. It recovered it eventually, but that's long term investing then!
[+5] u/defordj: No, and that stripper really thought you were cute too
[+16] u/palmanul: Taco after desperately begging for help: We didn't need help in the first place
[+16] u/Contango_withme: I thought this was a dating sub
[+14] u/Sick0h: Jensen: We have received contact from an alien entity willing to buy an unlimited number of chips and pay in asteroid mined rare elements from across the universe. They say our chips are beyond even their greatest computing capabilities and their potential is far greater than what is being utilized.
NVDA +3% spike followed by return to 182 immediately
[+12] u/katrav86: there's got to be more to life than coming here to call people gey
i need a role model
[+12] u/Fantastic_Barbie: pouring a fifth of jameson for my dead homies 😔🍀
happy st paddy’s
[+12] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #WE DONT NEED HELP BUT PLZ EU DO SOMETHING WITH THE STRAIGHT OF HOMOS
[+12] u/jerm2z: Bruh the cops are on their way to your house rn
[+11] u/Ozqi: Fun fact:
The trailer releases for Dune 1 & 2 both happened at the bottom of bear markets.
Market went on to have bull runs that led to new all time highs and lasted for years each time.
The trailer for Dune 3 released today.
[+11] u/queenofcowboys: The year of the snek.
[+11] u/OrdinaryMix4013: holy fuck the US gov is censoring the FUCK out of reddit. wow. straight up gyna move.
[+10] u/JohanLiebert92: there's a thread in our sub where a regard betted his life savings on LULU. out of ALL the stocks he could've chosen, he chose the panty section.
I've seen it all... 💀💀
[+10] u/UsernameTaken_123: Keep my Federal Reserve chairs name out yo mouf
[+10] u/iknowdemfeelsbro326: Beat off like 20 times. Then tell yourself, alright enough being a bitch
[+9] u/EnginrA: I have so much FUCKING CASH
[+9] u/CPA-hole: Be horny when others are fearful
[+9] u/michaelis999: fed decision gonna be bad, therefore puts is the smart play.
Thus, by intelligently inversing myself, I will buy calls.
[+9] u/wrongrobertpatrick: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang could also be a name for scat porn
[+9] u/brian8158571: !banbet spy -5% 7d anytime now
[+9] u/OrdinaryMix4013: imagine telling 2k marines you gonna go defend an island for oil LOL
[+9] u/bullhunter469: Futures basically green which means bears are FUCKED AGAIN tomorrow just like yesterday and today
Lmao
[+9] u/Space_Miner6: as high as possible until i buy in, then red until i sell, then itll rebound
[+8] u/WonUpH: The epstein fury operation also cleared my feeds from those ICE raids and protests I suppose it's over too and never existed anyway
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: even iran protestors dont want us to get involved LMAO they rather be deaded by their own gov than us dropping a bomb on their house LMAO
[+8] u/warm-regard: My wife has big ol honkers
[+8] u/AdCritical5383: Today one of my employees asked me how I was successful in business while being on the spectrum. I told him to shut the fuck up and get back to work.
FR though I told him it’s all about using it as a gift and having trustworthy people around you to help you course correct when needed.
Actually I just made all of that up, none of it is true. Except the part about me having the ‘tism. NVDA bol big fuk.
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[+8] u/ring_of_slattern: So are we just kinda pretending nothings happening in Iran and hoping it goes away?
[+8] u/friendshabitsfamily: There’s bull markets, bear markets, kangaroo markets, and this week it’s Pelican market because we’re just floating at sea level
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: Oh these laxatives better work their magic fast or my date tonight ain't gonna go well.
[+8] u/PicklePot83: Listen. We all talk a lot of shit. And, we’re all pretty regarded. But, if you invest in OKLO because you believe they will ever actually do….anything… you should….. INVEST IN MY NEW NEWSLETTER!! Only $69 a year. On the second Tuesday of every third month I’ll come to your house and slap you.
[+8] u/kananishino: CME futures pricing in a rate hike lol
[+8] u/Hot-Performancy: Rate hikes are going to be glorious tomorrow :D
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: J Pow will hike rates 500 basis points tomorrow so his Wikipedia page will say he got inflation under 2% before his term ended.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: MU SNDK WDC is where everyone ran to or what? If so the exit is going to be something to see.
[+7] u/EnginrA: Why can’t you love her?
Do you lack the courage to?
[+7] u/WallofNarwhal: Guys, bers really do pee sitting down. I watched one do it
[+7] u/Clappindemcheekies: Futes are fake and gay
[+7] u/SilentExtinction: Are you employed Mr. Lebowski?
[+7] u/Crazy_Donkies: You likely eat like a retard.
[+7] u/NPIRACKS: How many colonoscopy does one need?
[+6] u/vanceraa: Some guy called Margin keeps blowing up my phone - is this a scam?
[+6] u/EnginrA: I love women oh yes I do indeedy
[+6] u/daisymoth9: how are there any tsa agents left
[+6] u/Disastrous_Ad3779: When the markets get biblical, only the Bers do the work of the Lord.
“Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me.” 🐻👀🫵
It will crash not because we want it to happen but because the big Ber lord wants redemption of all this usury and Bol magick candles.
[+6] u/Distinct_Car7737: You have male tits. Admit it
[+6] u/EarlyPattern6315: EUROPE IS BETTER THAN USA, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Facebook is going to be rebranded to “Get Off My Lawn” to appeal to its overwhelmingly 90-Nosferatu age demographic and YouTube is going to change its name to just “Hell” to reflect the quality of comments and other user engagement
[+6] u/AbrocomaNegative825: If youre betting on a rate cut tomorrow i have some bad news. But hey, dont let me stop you from buying
[+6] u/OscarCapac: Cult stock let by the self proclaimed savior of human race
[+5] u/theineffablebob: Nvidia China orders confirmed
[+5] u/Ok-Piano8789: running out of oil on the oceans [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDoNhaabAAEe8cb?format=jpg&name=large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDoNhaabAAEe8cb?format=jpg&name=large)
b4 u say oh its not that bad, the line prior to the very right-most drop was being constantly replaced with lots of new oil, and now its not! if nothing changes the line continues straight down.
[+5] u/Kind-Worldliness4634: So Hormuz is strait but the leader is ghey?...bruh
[+5] u/Tall_Helicopter_833: I love expensive gas prices!
[+5] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: # **We are pounding that area, left side - really pounding it, I mean pounding it hard**
[+5] u/Successful-Pass-568: We are ending the week flat. $SPY gonna stay pinned
[+5] u/Colloquial: Bols are regarded Florida cousin fuckers, sorry
[+5] u/bikkhu42: # FUTES FUTING
# MODS MODDING
# POOP POOPING
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: Remember lads, EVERYTHING gets front ran in this admin.
So if you see the market rapidly moving on huge volume tomorrow, or a flat day goes crazy near market close, those are the insiders front running the Fed. Act accordingly.
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Gold price action is making me depressed
[+5] u/Only-Cranberry-4502: Getting laid by a 100% verified girl is amazing, I hope to be able to try that some time
[+5] u/stupidber: Bikkhu giving away awards again we're so fucking back
[+5] u/Colloquial: Hey guys I love money, you love money, please don't believe this bullish bullshit, just get puts and have fun with this shitshow
[+5] u/aqjingson: MU may actually go to $600 tomorrow
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Snek snek snek pika pika mother
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Imagine being American where the irs asks for all your income details but you can’t ask America for an itemized tax dollars receipt🤔
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: God works in mysterious ways. Why my port isn’t green is one of them
[+5] u/Confident_Hedgehog93: days without blaming Jpow: 1
[+5] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Everybody seen the leprechaun say hey.
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Surprise Trump didn't pick someone with nice tits for fed chair.
[+5] u/guhhhh_MU: listening to pump it up on repeat on the way home from work. might even ask my girlfriend if i can get double chicken tonight
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I just want the stocks to be $0 🥺
[+5] u/Confident_Hedgehog93: even shit pennies are more predictable these days
[+5] u/onefortheroad-: 75k HIMS CALLS LOADED FORCTHE SQUEEEZZZEE
[+5] u/BlitzComet95: I made a bunch of day trades but my account is over 25k. Am I still gonna get flagged ?
[+5] u/LengthObjective2253: I guess we can start throwing random numbers since they’re going to get rid of quarterly earnings eh.
SPY 12000 BY 2036
[+5] u/888mainfestnow: Premium is insane for options
[+5] u/P413H0r53: Same here. Was up like 70% at 950 and thought I was finally having some balls holding it all day. NOPE
[+16] u/emr1028: I'm watching a completely different war from wall street. They seem to think this is a short term little game and then it all goes back to normal.
This war is going to be months and the Hormuz flow stoppages are just the beginning.
[+14] u/mrmagootoyou2: Imagine.
Pam Bondi riding you reverse cowgirl with full feet in face... You just made it big with oil puts and The strait of hormuz opens all at once.... She whispers "The DOW"
[+11] u/Dear_Respond4522: Recession hitting so hard restaurants are hiring chickens to fry steaks. What is this world coming to
[+10] u/i-Vison: Mod are the worst here worst! How can we attempt a takeover
[+10] u/AfraidAnalyst: Israel hit hard again, Kuwait getting hit now, Baghdad getting hit.
Their launch capability is basically gone….
[+10] u/Solid-Season9984: How many days has it been? No straight of hormuz porn parody in sight...
[+9] u/ComfortablePiglet842: The reason i dont trust contracts longer than a week is i start feeling ok with taking a loss on day 1 thinking day 2 or 3 or 4 etc ill rebound. So a week goes by and my premium is down 90% im just sitting around twittling my thumbs thinking and hoping maybe itll rebound. Whereas if im in a 0 day, 1 day or 3 day contract i know time is of the essense and im just playing hot potato, catchin a bit of green and tossing it to someone else.
[+9] u/Eur0stept: Hey guys! Just came back from a coma, how are my beyond meat shares doing?
[+9] u/phatpham1803: Iran is fucking pissed. They have been firing shit ton of missiles toward Israel and Dubai
[+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: We are gonna pump tomorrow. Jpow has no guts to jack the rates
[+9] u/cryptohorn: The struggling consumer is the least of our worries
- hassett
[+9] u/AlmostAsianJim: Underperformed the index today and also got rejected by a girl. Nice.
[+9] u/plugwalls: It’s the strat until it’s not
[+8] u/FlyWannaBeRichGuy: Spent 50k at the four seasons Hawaii, only to have the worst tropical storm a week straight in 100yrs. Inverse everything I do. Short oil, long Q’s
[+8] u/-TrueFacts-: It's satisfying to see a lotta shit I closed out of a while back still languishing 😄
[+8] u/ratfukabich: Imagine applying to be a mod lmao loser city fr
[+8] u/Usedillusion7: Wait people think they're getting a third green day in a row in the bear market we are in? Ha
[+7] u/TJMBeav: At the airport waiting for the gate call in 45 minutes or so. Hopefully I survive this part of the trip. Not the best start actually
[+7] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: IRAN backwards is NARI. Guess what ticker that is? A chinese electronic manufacturer. Hate to repeat myself, but they have a xenomorph.
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: Happy to announce that I’m 🌈. And I’m also a ber. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: TEAM at one point was a $458 stock. It is now around $74.
DUOL was at one point a $529 stock. It is now around $104.
AI makes overpriced garbage software stocks go BYE BYE.
RIP TEAM and DUOL bag holders lol.
[+7] u/LongCucumber3710: Wow deep red bol anoos rekt
[+7] u/exhibit304: Trump " war will be over soon " said for past two weeks
[+7] u/Solid-Season9984: Keep bouncing on the 200dma its going to break sooner or later, please correct me if I'm wrong but I don't see a single bullish catalyst on the horizon.
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: War starting to get bullish
[+7] u/NlNJANEER: donde esta la biblioteca
[+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: I'm tired y'all, can we just skip to the global thermonuclear war so I can stop staring at charts that only want to fuck me?
[+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: So is MU gonna plummet after earnings like other things tend to do these days or will line maybe go up?
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Choppy flat till fomc tomorrow
[+6] u/Lawlpaper: The market is going to end so incredibly red this week.
[+6] u/Ancient_Let7878: What’s the obvious play tomorrow that we know yall won’t do but it will hit so I’ll do it
[+6] u/Hugheston987: Bull market is back baby get ready for a steady pump for the next few weeks for no reason at all
[+6] u/Altair82: VIX is back below where it was before this war started
Use this information how you will
[+6] u/Different-Volume-129: I think I’m going to stuff my gfs ass tonight
[+6] u/VellyJanta: Might get obliterated but I’m on the weekly put train. No way this war ends this year, Israel finally got the US to go to war with Iran they been trying since the Clinton administration.
[+6] u/LostandConfused2024: Cash gang because I’m a fucking pussy!
[+6] u/My_Bad_Habitss: I know there is a lot of shit going on but why is nobody asking when our Freedom checks are coming in?!
[+6] u/Good_Application6245: I'm not superstitious im just a little sticous about upcoming market events
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: War news so irrelevant now like who even cares at this point when you got mango guy and leather jacket man
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: War is bullish, inflation is bullish. Jpow will find some reason to cut rates
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: OpenAI reportedly going to stop focusing on the consumer market. They are cooked. Can’t wait to short this name when it IPOs
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: Lotta guys in here that dont know jon lajoie smh
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: I love how thetagang is literally just wsb but shorting the stocks talked about here but with capped potential.
"Investment subs" please never change
[+5] u/stoneskipper18: Going up til it doesn't. Calls until poots 🍻
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: >“Tonight on HogCrankerzzz with Jim Cramer: FOMC, what to expect?”
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: i thought yall were joking about rooting for LULU.
funko pops beanie babies bear sterns and canada goose. im sure all yall wouldve bought into these too
[+5] u/According-Page8618: managed to average down my sofi shares to -35%! letsgo
[+5] u/unikuenobody: Mu found the cure to cancer.
[+5] u/wattap: meet kevin has gone from someone i would watch for the different viewpoints to straight up clickbait bear fantasy
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: Buy low sell high is boomer shit.
Buy high sell higher if you actually wanna make money
[+5] u/scm66: She's a 10, but she's 36 and a grandma 🚩🚩
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Korea up 3%? concern for ber..
[+5] u/newmoneyking: It’s 2026 I still don’t know what DOCU does for revenue.
[+5] u/Notable_Naps: If the market is gonna fuck me I'd rather no lube than this boring tease shit.
[+5] u/ILikeCorgiButt: I lost $250 today on spx 0dte. Pretty bummed
[+5] u/emr1028: If you go to the combat footage subreddit, it's self-evidently true that the Rosy projections of a short and simple war were completely false.
[+5] u/PossibilityLocal5335: jpow in tomorrow's presser after surprise rate cut: "Fuck you bitches, this is my new Lambo sponsored by Polymarket"
[+5] u/EvolvingDior: On the plus side, crypto is doing pretty well this week.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Watch the market start to fade in the AM as the reality of no cuts creeps in
[+5] u/Aggressive_Finish798: But it's already expected, so no fade? Or is it a double fake out and it fades because it's expected?
[+5] u/Pereise1: Made more than 90% of this sub then
[+5] u/Sandvicheater: Iran already been bombed back to the stone age so the only option left is troops boots on the ground right? Israeli sure as hell not gonna do that and Trump can only do that for 90 days max so he'll keep that option in reserve.
This is gonna be like WWI style all quiet on the western front stalemate shit
[+5] u/EvolvingDior: Help! I started a war and didn't realize it would be a shit show.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Triple bitching I mean witching this Friday ur calls and puts will lose big value.... 😂
[+13] u/Level_Counter3062: Update, baby girl should arrive in the next 4 hours. Going to need to chug a monster long night ahead. Continuing to monitor the situation and data that comes in. Tomorrow will be green in her honor load calls
[+11] u/NomSaneMan: I miss the clifford stickers😭
[+10] u/Level_Counter3062: I'm in labor and delivery room, baby girl should be making her entrance soon. I told the doctors I'm currently monitoring the situation
[+10] u/Shot-Ground-9898: I just don’t understand. How in the fuk do you green light a war without making sure you had what it took to secure a choke point that can bring the world economy to its knees. Now you ended up destroying the reputation and destroyed the economy in the process as well. Hod damn wtf
[+10] u/AdditionalActuator81: Powell is going to teach mango a lesson tomorrow. Mango shouldn’t have tried to get the guy who controls the money arrested.
[+10] u/asetniop: "Call me in eight years." - Mango
[+9] u/Independent-Tree-985: Tomorrow might be the last time we will ever hear JPow talk about his tools ever
[+9] u/Level_Counter3062: Worst part of buying a new car is getting blown up and begged by Sirius XM Radio to subscribe. Please bro for 1$ will give you 10 years please just 50 cents
[+9] u/M4roon: America made the mistake of thinking Iran is decent enough to want a country.
They're perfectly happy to live hiding in the rocks and launching poop at your boats just to spite you. That's why you can never win in this region. 🤔🤔
[+8] u/tcmart14: It’s St Patty’s day and you’re not watching Boondocks Saints, something is wrong with you.
[+8] u/OptionGamble: Pumps more after hours than it does all day
[+8] u/wallStBetModsRGayAF: Hey man hope you see better days soon. Sorry to hear your depressed
[+7] u/mayorolivia: Investing is very simple. Just buy SNDK and MU.
[+7] u/Yousoldmetohigh: Hopefully this holds so I can sell before the thursday massacre.
[+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: I dream of a world where metals run wild again
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: Watching an old school Steven Wright comedy special. Shit holds up
[+7] u/ThatGuyDan123: Cant help but laugh at the delusional bers that think they are such geniuses finding out theyre the pigs 😂
[+7] u/shortgamegolfer: Nobody over there is in charge of giving up
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Another gap up overnight. Probably bessent buying to keep the price up
[+6] u/shortgamegolfer: I eventually need to because I have kids who will try to look up all my bullshit
[+6] u/rocier: if we ever deal with all the fraud in the system were gonna realize unemployment has been at like 25% for the last decade
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Holy shot bers hhahha🫵
[+6] u/peterpeer9: When I give my kids the “don’t do drugs” talk do I mention that I physically spent 7 years as a bag of chips in a supermarket after smoking gas station salvia in a pool shed or do I just say I had a bad trip
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: So we helped Russia sold their oil in Ruble, Iran sold their oil in Yuan (which benefits China). But we also fucked our allies because Strait of Hormuz in lockdown. Can we stop fucking “winning” already?
[+6] u/OsTornados91: What’re we thinking for tomorrow boys, Shrek dicks or Clifford cocks?
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Bro Elon pretty much raped all IT systems with DOGE and gave 20 year olds everyones SSN numbers AND sensitive info
We still have DOGE employees in US Marshals office
they are driving serious shadow bureaucracy
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: JPOW: WW3 is transitory
[+5] u/Overnighttrader20: I need spy to fall I full ported spy puts exp Friday
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: I'm 6 years old today
[+5] u/Alone_Mobile_4974: America wanna see me live, not work. Look at this America, look at how Tron is livin' in the city!
[+5] u/Available_Road_2538: No major news on Iran in 18 hours aside from usual politics
Green tomorrow
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Can MSFT move up already? I've been holding shares for a month
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Triple bitchin’ friday
[+5] u/Equivalent-Train-906: Cockroaches, twinkies, and SPY...
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: I was told this was a team sport
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Got busy at work for the last couple hours, wondering how my port was doing and was so excited to check..
I'm -0.02% lmfao
[+5] u/AideApprehensive7441: Uss Gerald ford back to port due to a 30 hr laundry fire….. sure…. well at least it wasn’t a drone strike that would have been alarming
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: NEW YORK, March 17 (Reuters) - BP (BP.L), opens new tab will block around 800 workers from its 440,000 barrel-per-day Whiting, Indiana, refinery starting March 19, the British oil major said on Tuesday, as months of contract negotiations yielded little results.
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Not a meme, Saylor university just got accredited in Florida, they have a course on "AI assisted video making" I assume the top students get to make his Ai slop?
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I am in my Prime
order history, and wondering who ordered a metric ton of ky jelly
🤔
[+5] u/After_Working_6499: Micron might actually be 500$ pre earnings
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: one time i went to the drive in, in a cab
the movie cost me 397 dollars
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: How the hell is tsla holding this valuation with bad news everyday?? Lol
[+5] u/surmoiFire: heat wave cause me lose money by paying for AC instead of options🥵🥵🥵
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Jpow.emotes will never be forgotten. RIP
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Every single date after April 1, 2026 is weeks away
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: It’s not a war——> The war is over, pretty much. We won——> We need help from NATO to reopen the strait——> We don’t need help from anyone——> …?
[+5] u/CoughRock: why would he be afraid, he's not the one going to have to go. Unless all these troops suddenly have bone spur like our dear old taco in chief.
[+5] u/mapsosa: MU bouta open at 500
[+5] u/targetedliberal: Market fully converting to futures only moves lmao
[+5] u/Euphoric-Guess-1277: Surely you’re not suggesting that the ***s who dragged us into this war would do something like lie about how it would play out
[+5] u/OptionGamble: wtf can futures can down pls
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: that's a healthy after hours pump
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Market pumping expecting a rate cut tomorrow
[+18] u/Fickle-Firefighter11: OIL IS BLOCKED AND MARKET GOES UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW??? YALL ARE FUCKING REGARDS
EVERYONE KEEPS FALLING FOR 🥭 BS MANIPULATION STATEMENTS THAT DONT MEAN SHIT.
[+13] u/Get_dat_money: You can tell he really wanted to TACO today in that meeting, but he couldn't find the shredded lettuce to do it.
[+12] u/No_Current3675: I cannot, for the life of me, understand why no pornstar has taken the name Brent Crude.
[+11] u/No_Fig_7835: "US says it may be forced to shut down some airports over funding standoff"
lol we are just such a dumpster fire right now.....
[+11] u/Chrg88: My newborn needs to be fed every 3 hours. I’m tired boss
[+11] u/Fickle-Firefighter11: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE. THIS MARKET IS SO STUPID. I’m just gonna go jerk off good night.
Please wake up red
[+10] u/gentlesandwich: Walmart now has a "members only" check out lane so you can pay more to check out faster.
Society is literally burning down around us.
[+10] u/EarthquakeCrater: Smells like old school in here tonight. You guys remember in 2023 when JPow would lurk in WSB night before FOMC? Dude had some lame jokes but would guarantee money printer
[+9] u/Get_dat_money: Taking a sick day tomorrow to watch the FOMC and jerk it all day.
Maybe do some laundry too.
[+9] u/Chrg88: Happy St Patrick’s Day from my baby girl.
https://imgur.com/a/IsCDzNw
[+8] u/BenySpaghetty: Pretty sure the guy next to me at the bar just took his dick out. 😳
[+8] u/EarthquakeCrater: Are tankless water heaters worth the hype? Seems like I’d hear more about if they were
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: I will pay another fucking dollar per a gallon to keep the Hormuz straight and not gey
[+8] u/Standard_Tea8250: Is shorting MU regarded
[+8] u/No_Plastic_7533: Moves tomorrow: stare at my watchlist like it owes me money, buy the top on a "confirmed breakout," then paperhand the first red candle and call it risk management. If NVDA sneezes I'm full porting QQQ 0DTEs because apparently I hate peace.
[+8] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: fake scam market
should be at SPY 300
but noooo we cant have that.
gotta keep the rich getting richer
\- every poor ever
[+7] u/bardhizi: Hello lads….day by day, keep stacking.
[+7] u/Afr0Karma: Surprisingly I’ve been making more money as a gay 🐻 than straight 🐂
[+7] u/randomquartile1: Pump is fake. I repeat fake is pump!
[+7] u/Typical-Ad-8381: SWMR Ukrainian drone company went public today and 5ex in ONE day LMAO
[+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: People are saying that futes is a massively retarded word.
Many people are saying that.
[+6] u/Right_Traffic_4821: MU gonna pop off tomorrow.
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: My wife gets angry when I set a room temperature beer on the table without a coaster. I tried explaining how condensation works, but she won’t have it.
What she should be concerned about, is why I’m drinking a room temperature beer.
[+6] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: The war blocking the world's energy supply doesn't matter. The AI bubble doesn't matter. The basic laws of economics don't matter. Whenever Barron gets his puts is whenever the dump commences. I have a feeling he's loading up before his dad and Powell beef tomorrow ;)
[+6] u/Majestic-Bass6772: 6 outs away from venezuela taking our leader
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Send Moses to the Strait, he'll open it up for the trucks
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Marines only halfway there. Boots will touch ground and secure the oil and the files.
[+6] u/watisdat: I need MU to hit 600 by Friday.
[+6] u/log1ck1717: Im guessing my silver calls are cooked?
[+6] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: That chant in dune 3 teaser got a man hype enough to finally shovel driveway lol
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Okay it’s super bullish in here because spy is up on 10k vol. good good my puts should be safe
[+6] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: I think they’ll print
[+5] u/techlogger: His girlfriend is a monkey tho
[+5] u/Cordwaining: Micron is $471 right now damn.
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $MU saving my fucking ass rn
[+5] u/powerboner: What is SanDisk even made of dawg
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Today was the home video of the dad looking the other way and the little kid demolishing his nuts with a tee ball bat.
[+5] u/Mental-Weakness-567: Is it just me or are all weeklies just losing money
[+5] u/long_jons: How high do you think MU will go ?
[+5] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Believe it or not, calls.
[+5] u/Either-Lie-9000: institutions exiting = free dip buy
[+5] u/swamp_donkies: MSFT can only go up from here
[+5] u/master_cylinder8: 668 p for tomorrow 🙏
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Why is there no 2x short SNDK yet
[+5] u/McClintockC: Little known fact: J Powell can do a double kickflip
[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Good thing companies won’t have to deal with those pesky quarterly reports soon
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Rodriguez knocking them down one by one working to win me some cash, Venezuela gonna do it
[+5] u/Full_Muffin7930: Someone please enlighten me, Wtf is going on that's so good that QQQ just keeps going up?
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Long Apple
They crushing it
No one is even close
[+5] u/Kitchen-Hovercraft-8: drill deeper, your rock bottom is another man's top, now go bottom that man in a public restroom and achieve greatness
[+12] u/Due-Cartographer-371: Chat is moving so fast that no one will notice that I am Gay.
[+10] u/diefy7321: The year is 2050
Baron is the self-proclaimed emperor of the United States of America
Statues of his father on every crack corner of the empire
Oilworms are only ridden by the pure blood ayatollah
Bers continue putting fries in the bag
[+10] u/i_simp_f: We have to give Maduro back now. Those are the rules
[+9] u/New_Possible_284: Iran 53rd state, after canada and greenland
[+9] u/FeelingCulture649: I may be retarded but im also DEFINITELY gay
[+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: bers eyes are open, but no one’s home
[+8] u/DriftWoodBarrel: We're pumping that means my calls are going to be fucked tomorrow morning.
[+8] u/OkResponsibility2470: Having smokers as neighbors is the worst shit ever. These fuckers spend more time standing outside than they do anywhere else
[+8] u/noahmfs: It will be absolutely hilarious to see Powell hiking 25 points just to fuck with 🥭
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded_Bus6863: Let’s goo!!! Keep pumping!! (Im fucked)
[+7] u/Memento_mori9608: Micron $550 after close tomorrow
[+7] u/McKoijion: > UAE pledges 1 priority in crude deliveries to South Korea, says presidential envoy
I’m totally good for it bro. I’ll get you back just as soon as I can move some money around.
[+7] u/Puzzleheaded_Bus6863: https://preview.redd.it/hzkl1madxppg1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6680a3147f3473b4c314e6721532a5483ed96b7
Every scammer uses “thank you for your attention to this matter”
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: Ah yes, the Lord was with Venezuela during this game, not the USA.
[+7] u/platinumarks: My life's so pitiful that my wife won't have sex with me, my secretary turned me into HR for sexting her late at night, my boyfriend broke up with me, and the guy behind the Wendy's dumpster has started demanding cash up front after the last time I stiffed him because I didn't have any money in my wallet.
The only solace I now have in life is getting drunk on Miller High Life, trading futures all night and 0dte's all day until my wife sees how I lost everything in our retirement and savings accounts and divorces me, taking half of my IBKR login.
[+7] u/fuck_zebster: Team USA definitly lost the game so they woulden't have to go to the Whitehouse .
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: The green futes are scaring my calls
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: I bet they let Maduro watch the game
[+7] u/SecretlyARaven: App idea called Tradr where you match with someone and you inverse each others trades and then the loser has to suck the winner off
[+6] u/mgraham1965: Crude oil futures. No way that Iran mess ends anytime soon. 💲💲💲💦💦💦
[+6] u/bluen: get your lobsters out of my lobsters 😤
🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Chat is moving so fast noone will see that I'm gay
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: 🥭 is furious USA lost
[+6] u/vizio1989: If you retards think we’re in the clear and whores mouth will open magically, you should be muricas prez. This is a dead cat bounce, SPY cannot handle oil at these levels.
[+6] u/Independent_Name_601: Ya’ll I made 10% wheeling stocks over the last 30 days. Is it always this easy?
[+5] u/Cheeseheroplopcake: 5/15/26
The last adult in the room will be gone
Remember when Biff controlled Hill Valley?
🤡⚰️
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: It IS kindve funny how this is all kinda taking a Hindenburg vibe
[+5] u/paneershlok: Will my ASTS puts hit for tomorrow? I am all in fellow regards ✨️
[+5] u/goofy-boots: Jewish chicks have huge tits
[+5] u/Excellent_Gap8808: Fomc tomorrow will be bearish for sure
[+5] u/Bravadette: Coming from a family of fishermen I forget how expensive it is to buy beef... no idea why white fish isnt more popular.
[+5] u/OkRecommendation1040: I lost 2.5k on the spx 0dte today
[+5] u/DobermanLover44: What’s the deal with HIMS?
[+5] u/PossumImposter2: The entire market is green except silver, how is this possible?
[+5] u/radishr: Well congratulations, you're a Grandpa!!
[+5] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: I wonder if 🥭 has ever watched Bondi on Fox News and thought “why the fuck did you say that”
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Imagine your dictator leader gets kidnapped and then you have to go play a baseball game in the country that kidnapped him and then you win the game and no have to spend a night in that country
[+5] u/bluen: Bruhs why did jpow turn into a fire truck and started blasting everyone?
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Anthony “fat cuck” Noto
[+12] u/Castopliani: I don't know why the CEO of oil doesn't just issue more shares of oil
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: https://preview.redd.it/f8t9a8x39qpg1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69fd9f448d983618081f943fc68ab42e47995fc2
[+10] u/g____19: Selling too early is 100x worse than losing it all holding too long
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I still think bulls are gonna get fucked really hard
[+9] u/wyudtix: i regret buying pizza with bitcoin back in college
[+9] u/Extension-Change-441: tommorrow going to be flat as fuck until 2PM, just sleep in my fellow regards
[+8] u/TheScourgeOfHumanity: Smells like a 0dte day tomorrow
[+7] u/ChadChanSFM: You'd make money if you realized nothing matters except greed.
- Fake government reports? Buy!
- War to destabilize global economy? Buy!
- Untenable AI valuations and energy consumption? Buy!
- Rate cuts, rate hikes, inflation, deflation -- Buy! Buy! Buy!
[+7] u/svpa3991: There’s a chance some of us know each other in real life, especially when you consider there’s only so many Wendy’s and many of them are shutting down
[+6] u/sonofalando: Unhinged 🥭 makes me miss 😴 joever
[+6] u/sonofalando: In another life 🥭 is a 🍆🕺🏿
[+6] u/DrHientzKetchup: WE CAN STOP WINNING MR PRESIDENT 🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭
[+6] u/DramaticCustard5209: This is one of the retarded things of all time
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I always cut my winners early and keep my losers🤬🤬🤬
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: 180 tomorrow confirmed.
[+5] u/tomis_24: 10 days ago, bitcoin was at $67k, now it is $74k. Risk-on trade is back! Don't believe me, look at gold.
After this quad-witching week, the market can a rally. Looking at $GS for an earning play.
[+5] u/wyudtix: here we go again with the fake green futes. Bols never learn
[+5] u/onDetop: MU SNDK WDC AWW LAWD HAV MERCY IM BOUTTA BUST
[+5] u/voidedhip: Why am I so retarded to have puts with how many option tards here are bearish
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: WSB is the most watched chat in the history of the world no matter how retarded it sounds.
World wide moves have been realized (DFV) through here as well
Idc, you can be as retarded you as you want to be
Some people in here still leave bread crumbs from time to time
[+5] u/Willing_Turnover5568: I have 200 shares of LITE even though I believe the stock is 20-30% overvalued. Kind of retarded.
[+5] u/KleenVision: Those otm spy calls were cheap eod
[+5] u/starentbrett: I hereby declare tomorrow flat as aria stark’s arse regardless of what daddy jpow says
[+5] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: MU finished up 6.66%.... thats not good....
[+5] u/NOMADGRUBS: LMFAOOOOO 🐻 🩸 🔪 ⚰️ 🕺🏻
[+5] u/Longjumping_Steak724: 1 of 6 women in this sub
[+11] u/HwangingAround: Right now, somewhere in America, a dude is waking up in a jail cell with a splitting headache wondering what the fuck happened after that 8th shot of Jamison that led him there.
[+11] u/unhappyreach_: Its not gay if I just held it in my mouth, right??
[+11] u/EyeSea7923: "If they can't do it, what makes you think we can"
Fair answer.
[+10] u/OpeDefinitely: My girlfriend got 2 Bs in college in California, which got her rejected from every public university's nursing school in southern California.
She was going to take out student loans to go to an extremely overpriced & shady for-profit nursing school in SoCal. But I convinced her to apply to a couple top-30 public nursing schools that "happened" to be in the Midwest near me.
She got accepted to both Midwestern schools & saved a bunch of money over the for-profit she would've gone to, even after paying out of state tuition. This was in 2022, so - with impending interest rate increases - I convinced her to take out all of her student loans up front at 3.5%.
She graduated and got a job. I convinced her to pay just the interest on the loans while putting $2k/month into a S&P500 ETF. Now she has more money saved than she owes in loans. It's to the point where the money she saved makes more money in interest than she owes in interest for her student loans. And her student loan interest is tax deductible.
anyway, I'm proud of this
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: It was the night before JPOW speech
[+8] u/EyeSea7923: Powell is going to fuck us by saying oil is inflationary, need data. And even though everyone knows he's coming to say those words, and asked dumbass questions by reporters trying to make a name for themselves, it still ends up exactly as expected...
[+8] u/Bill-Imaginary: keep you head up guys, the worst days always come after the best ones
[+7] u/Crackbot420-69: I made a twitter account and every post is just a bad financial take punctuated with a meme of Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling.
[+7] u/StandardDot5115: tomorrow's prediction:
jpow says "significant inflation for longer", algos dump spy -5%, rates hike to 8%, bers wake up from dream, jpow keeps rates steady, spy at +0.04%
[+7] u/artandambition: Do they have a discount for the special needs here?
[+7] u/QuartersToPlay: ALRIGHT I GIVE UP IM BUYING CALLS. FUCK THIS.
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Unfortunately its obvious these futes are fake. You can tell because Meta is green
[+6] u/OpeDefinitely: I once ran a top-10 Arma 2 server.
My main rival - a dude whose server was also top-10 and who ran the same mod as me - turned out to live about an hour away from me. And we even drove the same model of car.
One big difference between us was that he didn't tip at restaurants because he didn't want to normalize tipping culture, despite the fact that tipping culture is the culture. Also he had police lights in his car & would use them to scare bad drivers. And he complained when he drove other cars because "people didn't respect him". Oh, he also wore boots 24/7 that made him appear a couple inches taller.
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: I bought 900 shares of CRDU today. Kept dropping, kept averaging down. Was down $800 at one point. It ended up dropping 25% today…I held. Wish me luck tomorrow.
[+6] u/Bill-Imaginary: same guy selling us options is giving out awards
[+6] u/BHull16: More planes going right into I RAN. Something big is brewing right now.
[+6] u/skymagic: You don’t need LLMs to blow up an account due to a hallucination 😅
[+5] u/Overall-Fold-9720: HEMORRHOIDS !!!
Tweeting like I'm the president of the USA
[+5] u/tgff333: Congrats Kim jon un won again
[+5] u/ProudestPeasant: wow, did Venezuela win? maybe the fact that they beat Japan (the last winner of WBC) was the clue that this was gonna happen.
[+5] u/Other_Sample_3709: We’re going to see a 20% downward correction, aren’t we? 🫠
[+5] u/TexasHazeMaster: I think I’m going with a BNO over USO call spread in the morning. Just incase they pull an export ban out of their asses
[+5] u/Quick1711: I don’t mind AI but please don’t insult my intelligence by making it sound human with keyboard clacking and then when I show up to my appointment it doesn’t show in the system
[+5] u/9tacos: Rate hike would be petty and awesome 🤣
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: puts seems like the obvious move tomorrow
[+5] u/mclovinbab: If Tesla doesn’t go to 408 tomorrow, my wife’s BF is adopting my daughter and selling her off
[+5] u/jay4281: Futes aren’t even at intraday highs and bulls screaming “bers r fuk”…. Remember boys and girls. Fake *AND* gay
[+5] u/Tortuganinja444: Everything going on in the world is bearish af(Iran War, High price of gas, and Epstein files…)
Calls it is.
[+15] u/DoubleSkew: #Ah yes the great United States vs Venezuela-Greenland-Iran-Cuba conflict of Q1 2026
[+14] u/rdr31: I asked my mom if she ever took Tylenol while she was pregnant with me. She said only when she was hungover.
[+14] u/rdr31: #BEARHUNTER BANNED AND DISGUISED AS BIKKHU42 LMAOOO 🤌
[+13] u/rdr31: #BERS R ALWAYS FUKKK
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[+8] u/AcademicStandard3701: Silly bears keep spewing out about $650 that was last years price we go to $700
[+8] u/Aggravating_Mix_5737: Market just doesn’t go down
[+7] u/rdr31: bearhunter in shambles
[+7] u/Standard-Top-5942: So Pete Hegseth is like some fundamentalist Christian. Yet his obsession is starting wars and making them extra violent?
[+6] u/Due-Information-6277: If jpow even mentions hikes it over lol
[+6] u/Sidney_Godsby: If you think this will hold for seven more hours, I’ve got a strait to sell you
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: I just want to be happy and feel loved
I just want a basic life
I really need a big green night tonight on my stonk
[+6] u/Unlikely-Run-400: Nobody makes money trading futures
[+6] u/NoPaleontologist2721: Can you self deport, take the money then tell ice your an American Citizen or no
[+5] u/rdr31: just jerk off and sleep bro
[+5] u/FullCopy: - 🥭 I need your help in the mess I created.
- Allies: New phone. Who dis?
[+5] u/RedditHatesDiversity: Conspicuous absence of DD so far this year btw
[+5] u/NFG89: if I spam 🤌 enough do we get to ATHs?
[+5] u/Ambitious-Win788: miss you papa powell
[+5] u/Rural-Patriot_1776: Seriously... why are we rallying?
[+5] u/mods_ban_me: Try it, tell us what happens
[+5] u/binga001: I feel sorry for those who r going to be drafted. I am extending my helping hand to those who want their family to be taken care of when they are gone. I won't be able to do a good job helping out elderly parents. But if you only have a wife as a family, please feel free to reach out.
[+5] u/ItInProg: Odds futes does the inverse of open as usual?
[+5] u/enlightenedfarmboy: Sitting on a couple 6750 call credit spreads... That might not work out
[+5] u/postachioo: Why can’t we move up like this when SPX is open wtf
[+12] u/Cold_Specialist_3656: > We have a term 'groceries.' It’s an old term but it means basically what you’re buying, food, it’s a pretty accurate term but it’s an old fashioned sound.
> The cost of groceries, a word that I used a lot on the campaign... It’s like an old-fashioned word, but it’s a beautiful word, a very descriptive word.
> I won on groceries. It’s a very simple word. Who uses the word? I started using the word. The groceries.
\- Abraham Lincoln - April 15, 1865
[+10] u/Disconn3cted: Overnight stock pump and oil dump is fading. It'll be a red day
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: It’s so green. I almost forgot about the war and imminent inflation
[+9] u/botistic: The rug pull is gonna be legendary
[+8] u/Salty-Bid1597: Retard: "Why does X never go up?! Wah!"
Checks chart: X up 100% TTM.
This is the worst kind of wsb comment.
[+7] u/Apprehensive-Mix4473: “And that son, is how I met your mother.”
[+7] u/Pete26l96: I wish Bonnie Blue would be open to dating an Indian man. I work as an accountant and make $82000 per year. If she marry me she won't need to make those videos anymore and we can just be happy together. I will buy her whatever clothes she want, Guess, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger.
Maybe it would be awkward introducing her to my parents but I am confident they would get along.
I don't get why girls like her always go for bad guys when guy like me are right here.
[+7] u/Mindless_Clock7823: i dont understand why are we green
[+7] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: The entire us economy is one big AI stock atp....
[+7] u/Commercial-District1: West Coast insomniacs unite.
[+7] u/teh_herper: #Where was this 100 a barrel oil that was promised to me and my USO calls at???
[+7] u/TheoryInttro: Too bad it's not his choice.
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: Bulls extra spastic and retarded tonight. Means we turn red tomorrow and they commiserate with one another over how uncomfortable it is to spontaneously shit your pants.
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: That's a HIPPA violation I think
[+6] u/Itmakesmenauseous: that probably was his introduction to your mom
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: We might never have another red day again
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: This is looking very like another American forever war and the market is so over it
[+6] u/tesseramous: Nobody is winning on either side of oil options except the people who write options.
[+6] u/BahtMann: Finest rug I've seen in months
[+6] u/eoiioe: Too much retail is buying puts and shorting, just accept the fate and buy calls
[+6] u/moorhound: >AP News: US deploys 5,000-pound bombs near Strait of Hormuz
Bros do *not* want people talking about this shit by Easter lmao
[+6] u/ASXBae: Bull trap right? Strait still closed, war still happening
[+6] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Those middle eastern folks have probably never seen a camel toe before
[+6] u/Kiliosvit: Someone go wake up Bessent we need him on oil duty again
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: Kurdish/Iraqi agreement to send oil through Turkey
And more ships going through
[+6] u/Fickle-Necessary-438: Dumped calls and bought puts at close club 🙋♂️
[+6] u/Mahrez-: So many regards here.
Me? I’m smart
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: If it dips hard after fomc, calls and if it pumps hard puts.
[+6] u/eoiioe: If Powell cuts rates, absolute no diamond ballz and recession is cancelled. Spx 8.5k eoy
[+5] u/saduglystoopid: I feel like people who aren't completely retarded know jpow will hold it steady as he has been and mango will lose his mind again, which will probably cause a dump. (Also lol at getting flagged for political speech from typing mango )
[+5] u/kairepaire: Is there anything all that could make stocks go down? Seems impossible to do
[+5] u/somewhere_cool: $MU keeps pumping to 490 by market close then dumps because literally no earnings could ever justify this much of a run
[+5] u/disishowedoit: This is an unpopular opinion but I think $MU is too high at this point. It’s RSI is insane and will likely be a sell the news type earnings unless they announce that they are like out of chips until the year 3000
[+5] u/Alternative-Set3147: Don’t let the bed bears bite
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: EuroCHADS wake up, they pump, simple as
[+5] u/isolated-cat: the admin said that they're actively shorting oil and yet you bought calls??
[+5] u/Theleniel: Doubled down on my uso shorts before close. I appreciate this overnight action.
[+13] u/YourCautionaryTale: #BIG MEXICAN TITTIES
[+10] u/FartPolluter: A sad reality of this war is that retail investors are clearly more than happy to baghold for the worst people in the world when this shit actually goes south.
[+10] u/AgeMiddle854: Gas is 30 cents more today where I'm at. I gambled and lost.
[+8] u/Les7X: Market doesn't need to make sense, it just needs to be green
[+8] u/SuspiciousStuff3: How about msft just do fucking anything today
[+8] u/juveyjords: UHHHH MU was $340 a few days ago and Sandisk was $480
[+7] u/Complex-Video-2202: Who is buying sofi after sofi caught with pants down and tiny d1ck
[+7] u/Mast3rfinish25: Iv been hearing that China will invade Taiwan in 2027 since like 2019. How funny would it be if China did invade in 2027. Would be the most telegraphed invasion in all of history.
[+6] u/EVThePro: Going full tard on ONDS because who cares
[+6] u/habfranco: bibi be like: \*poke\*... come on, do a regime change... \*poke\*
[+6] u/enterusernamethere: Sndk went +230 in 9 days after my call expired worthless
Wonderful
[+6] u/Groundbreaking_Tone3: CME shows 1.07% probability of rate hike. Surprise farewell gift from Jpow!
[+6] u/AggieDem: Again.
**Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh!**
[+5] u/0DTEKing: You will never understand if you never had,
It’s the most beautiful part of life
[+5] u/Theipodrookie: Bessent slamming buy on ES
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: Will ppi show oil price shock or will that only be visiable next ppi
[+5] u/piszczel: It's pumping only so it can dump back to flat later
[+5] u/TowelOld743: Why don't we just rush the strait, they can't possibly sink more than 8-12 ships at a time, if we go in by the dozens they can't sink us all
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Nothing worth trading this week
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Might have to back the truck up on Spy puts tomorrow
[+10] u/vinojpm: I hereby redact my previous statement. What a little bitch
[+9] u/gomper: Ah yes. Another overnight pump that will be sold off at an excruciatingly slow pace during the day's session
[+9] u/phagebiscotti: SPY pinned at 671 from noon to 8pm yesterday and immediately airs up to 674 the moment overnight began lol
[+8] u/j48u: Shower thought:
Soon cutting interest rates is going to stop helping with employment since companies will just take the cheap money to invest in AI infrastructure and initiatives rather than hire people.
[+8] u/ExoticDaikon1872: I thought the more days is strait of hormuz closed the worse for oil price, but probably not lmao, it is moving on vibes
[+8] u/Fkn1v1mem8: I think my puts are fucked boys
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Canada may join the EU
I can't wait to be a europoor 🍁
[+7] u/InIce1234: She is a 10 but skips the drum solo in Phil Collins In the Air Tonight..
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Always dollar cost average 0dte
[+5] u/ukweeve: I guess someone took not winning the Peace Prize pretty badly. How could Clinton do this?
[+5] u/MoJoe-21: How about Venezuela sticking it up our American asses in baseball , gotta love that
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: If I have another red day tomorrow I’m going to shove a chopstick up my dickhole
[+5] u/sanmar2225: #how much lead is safe to eat if I don’t live in california
[+5] u/HauntingAardvark521: No way we see three days in a row of green without the orange man doing something stupid with an on going war.
[+5] u/el-art-seam: We destroyed Iranian military capabilities several times over. But we need help escorting ships.
France finance minister: “We are willing to do something to free the Strait of Hormuz, provided that this is not a war situation anymore. Nobody wants to go across the Strait of Hormuz if there’s a risk of missiles or drones going on your head.”
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: I wonder if anything means anything
[+5] u/incaseofmisuse: I sold 700 calls for sanddicks. how much am i losing tomorrow?
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Won't somebody think of the market participants?!
[+5] u/Marcostbo: Does anyone feel like something big is going to happen on Friday after the stock market closes? Trump loves that time and I bet he is feeling increasingly pressured to do something to get the strait opened and put pressure on Iran. But I don't think anyone here knows what is going to happen or is going on
[+5] u/iFiredIce: Like 200k margin dude? I'm pretty sure he said he went paper hands on that shit like 2 days later lol
[Found the post, he sold literally next day to get QQQ 0DTEs ](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1rjw8u5/480k_mu_guy_yoloed_0dte_qqq_calls_made_a_few/)