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[+31] u/mackattack-77: Wars over guys, but we also need NATO assistance, but we've destroyed Iran, and the strait is open, other than Iran shooting ships
[+29] u/Marshmallowmind2: There won’t be a second date but at least she now knows why the Strait of Hormuz is a major choke point for global oil supply and what options she should buy
[+23] u/BourbonRick01: I don’t understand why China, Japan and France won’t help us clean up the mess we created in Iran?
[+16] u/Able_Web2873: I wish all the pornstars from my youth would come back and do a few videos
[+16] u/FGoobs: So the war is almost over, or is over. We have full superiority in the air and on the water, but Iran controls the straight. We don’t need anyone’s help, but now we are asking everyone for help, but now we don’t need it I guess because the war is already won. We don’t want a boots on the ground operation, but now we want it for the island. We are expending all options it seems to lower oil, but we are still hovering around $95-$100.
Absolute 🤡 show administration
[+15] u/Pioladoporcaputo: The guy who recommended $MVST really did a number on all of you, huh? I want to see that loss porn today
[+14] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: Fuck! I might have a job soon so I won't be able to shitpost here every day. God damnit!
[+14] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Greedy NBIS fucks doing a convertible offering of 3.75 billion.
POS company
[+14] u/Disconn3cted: Of course NBIS is pulling back. It's up 45% in 2 weeks. What the fuck did you expect
[+14] u/Roxorek: my brain cells are dying every time i listen to orangeman speak
[+14] u/Ancient_Let7878: I think today is gonna be a red day sadly
[+13] u/kryptonyk: Lol Reddit just gave me a warning for calling you guys a buncha qw_ee_rz
[+12] u/SoloOutdoor: You dont wanna spend $12 on some frozen jalpeno poppers, $25 on your meal, $8 a beer and then 20% on top of the tax for a "tip" to carry a plate and a beer 5 feet? Come on
[+12] u/RACE_CAR_YA_YA: Gooooood mooorning Vietnam
[+12] u/W_Malinowski: Thank god that wars over am I right guys
[+12] u/awetfartruinedmylife: why didn't i sell yesterday? am i stupid?
[+11] u/RogerBalderer: No momentum has been sustained in this market since october. It is getting tiresome
[+11] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Its very hard to make good money without alcohol
[+11] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: Jon Stewarts takedown of this war and flip flopping taco on the Daiily Show last night was fucking epic. Worth a watch
[+10] u/JCJENSON_Pr_Dept_6: When will the winning end? I'm tired boss...
[+10] u/Better-Call-SauI: 🥭Operation Epic Fail 🥭
[+9] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: Wake up amerifats, a new day is here
[+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: Back in china 12 years after my first visit once again for business and holy shit can't imagine how farther ahead they will be in another 12 years.
[+9] u/jpk195: The 🥭 show needed to be canceled after season one.
All special effects and the plot is completely unbelievable.
[+9] u/civillyRange: Iranian officials rejecting plans to reduce tensions or for peace with US and Israel
They must be defeated and pay compensation LMAO they got some balls ill give them that much
[+8] u/necarpenter417: "King 🥭 should just nuke em, turn it into a parking lot, and we can just take the oil" - Everyone in my small town. But hey, the houses are cheap.
[+8] u/katrav86: ticker: NBIS
status: LOL
[+8] u/GoogleKushforLunch: My garage frozen shut
[+8] u/stupidber: Every morning waiting to see if its fucking joever again or if we're fucking back again
[+8] u/Disconn3cted: NBIS coming back down to get me. Good I deserve it. I held that shit since $40 and sold it 2 weeks ago due to the oil shock. All of you can go fuck yourselves
[+8] u/borkdpasito: 48 hours since a ship has gone through the strait. Don’t let the narrative that Iran a letting a steady stream of Chinese ships through fool you
The only oil getting out is approx 5 M barrels a day through the Aramco pipeline. Possibly can ramp up to 8 M (if you believe them)
[+8] u/LarryStink: Over the years trading i blew several accounts, had sleepless nights, a temporary 50k margin call from short calls that were assigned and me being new and uniformed thought it was the end of the world. It took a painful amount of losses to learn the markets, and more importantly myself. 6 figures in profit last year and more to come. Dont give up.
[+7] u/W_Malinowski: How is the government still suppressing the oil price so much
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: If you ever feel stupid, just know that some leaders of money hoarding institutions think it’s a great time to buy crypto
[+7] u/Better-Call-SauI: 🥭 won the war but needs allies to step in to win the war
[+7] u/brute-forced: Joe Kernen is old, stupid and needs to retire.
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: I was just wearing shorts 🩳 on Friday, Saturday now all of a sudden it’s 30 degrees out and need a coat again make it stop.
[+7] u/Roxorek: USA is a meme country at this point
[+7] u/SolomonKings7: So, Israel just eliminating every possible high-ranking negotiator from Iran. Soon Mango will negotiate with Mango itself lol
[+7] u/Better-Call-SauI: Operation Epic Failure 🥭
[+7] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Congratulations to the newly minted multimillionaires who made generational bank on timing the NBIS pumps and now dump
[+7] u/LarryStink: In the depths of trading hell is where profitability is forged. If you can survive without quitting.
[+7] u/-TrueFacts-: Life is mostly 🧢 these days - in the old days it was more 🎩
[+6] u/Healthy_Resort_363: Why do countries want oil when they can have silver??
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: I think I might completely raw dog life today; complete sobriety. I’m going off my meds. Not buying any more caffiene or alcohol. I need laser eyes. I need to funnel all money into stocks and corn like it’s my sole purpose in life
[+6] u/mayorolivia: NBIS fan boys don’t understand the cost to obtain the revenue exceeds the revenue itself. They will continue to dilute until this cycle ends. But the fanboys delude themselves by saying they don’t have as much debt as CRWV. 😂
[+6] u/UnivalveX: can already feel the unwarranted shrek dildos at open
[+6] u/Austin_Destroyer: Where's the press release that states NBIS is using AI modeling to create new forms of cancer?
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: OMG huge SPY candle +5% a nuke just went off on Bers port
[+6] u/Marshmallowmind2: This market will just bobble sideways until stability is found
[+6] u/Inner_View1095: Operation fuck up of epic proportions
[+6] u/InfiniteNerve1384: NBIS offering. Get ready for puts. Drilling down to $115 at least.
[+6] u/civillyRange: Bank of America fund manager survey 45% see higher global inflation in next 12 months compared to 9% a month ago
Austalia just RAISED rates, very worry for bol
[+6] u/KrianMus1c: Uh oh NBIS premarket
[+6] u/stupidber: Canadian $2 bill: discontinued in 1996. Not legal tender since 2021. Actually rare and badass.
American $2 bill: get them at any bank. Millions printed every year. Worth exactly $2.
[+6] u/Vegetable_Push6542: Will NBIS go back to 100?
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Another day not above 670 we get to see retards claim is bullish
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Note to self never explain why men struggle with Mother’s Day in a new parenting sub filled with materialistic Strait of Whoremoans.
Forgot men aren’t allowed to have childhood trauma. Put son karma (no responses, just downvotes)
Berz f fuk
[+5] u/SubstantialCod2465: All you regards already day drinking?
[+5] u/katrav86: Those 86 shares of NBIS I had sold yesterday... wonder if i can buy those back now and return them to my broker? they must be waiting... they love nabisco crackers
[+5] u/NotMe357: SPX Future couldn't ever get to 6700$ after they got a whole night to do it. I think we'll go down -1% today.
[+5] u/givemethestars000: Tehran is burning in the fires of refinery shit. Fuckin sewage pipes shootin out gas. Clouds raining sulfur dioxide hydrocarbons. Fuckin shit is turning into a carpet bombed hellhole
[+5] u/ForcesEqualZero: Happy St Patrick's day, wsb. Puts on sneks.
[+5] u/TXtogo: I have a feeling this will be a green day.
I’ll show myself out
[+5] u/BrownBoiler: Like someone said earlier, crazy people don’t want to just invest more into green energy instead of constantly fighting over oil prices
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Same 🦘market as always, right? Just have to get with the rhythm of the bounces and not go all in because there's always the possibility of a 🥭tweet throwing you off the game.
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: NBIS puts are gonna print at open.
[+5] u/Broad-Belt-5888: A lot of flunkies will try to tell you that the market will end green because of St Patrick’s day. Mythology tells about Leprechauns hiding their pot of gold at the end of a rainbow…. A rainbow folks. 🌈 🐻 a leprechaun was just some deformed ghey ber sitting on a pot of gold he made buying puts
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: PLEASE SAVE MY SPECULATIVE HIGH BETA STOCKS WITH NO CASH AND STOP FUCKING MY ASS
[+5] u/Madsen13140: I am a mutual fund investor. I'am just here for the fun, like a visit to the zoo
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Us treasury bout to be margin called on its oil short.
[+36] u/peterpeer9: WW3 is going on rn and the only way any of us can get a job is telling a mcdonalds interviewer "my entire life is actually about burgers. I actually want to be a burger when i grow up"
[+19] u/financiallythriving: Imagine waking up refreshed and looking forward to the day
[+16] u/sloanemonroe: The market now likes higher oil prices and recessions.
[+15] u/callsonreddit: Careful with flirting Reddit girls
They either have a pp or are fat
[+14] u/sailortyx56: Coffee done. Pooping done. Now time to loose life savings.
Let’s go!!!!!
[+12] u/twostroke1: We’ve won 8 wars in the past 48 hours and you are betting against our market?
[+11] u/cannythecat: Wake up Bessent oil is going back up
[+11] u/My_Bad_Habitss: The Earth Kingdom’s, Straight of Ba Sing Se will be conquered by the Fire Nations’s leader and his magnificent most awesome strategies.
[+11] u/sloanemonroe: If spy and qqq were down 1% right now the headline would be, “markets down as oil increases” and everyone would just be like “yep, makes sense.” Instead nothing makes sense as usual
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Normalize beer for breakfast. Happy St Patrick's day!
[+10] u/yolo_astronaut: I’ve been here long enough to remember when 90% of WSB was buying SUNE, and saying TSLA was a scam that would never reach $50
90% of WSB is now saying AI will blow over
[+10] u/ConstantEfficiency83: Oil down 5% = SPY up 1%. Oil up 5% = SPY flat.
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: sippin espresso, pooping soft logs, shitposting here
good moaning 🥱
[+10] u/Helios-Sol: Whatever it is, I’ve got 5 on it
[+10] u/enc-nyc: Hola retardos, so, all in calls today? ...
[+10] u/FrostySoftPressure: I have to admit, I’ve been less and less on this sub lately and my mental health has gone up. I don’t like it.
[+9] u/InIce1234: I heard Bear got an Oscar for best Clown.
[+9] u/JohnsHopkinsSimp: NBIS share dilution to fuck the call holders
[+9] u/MissMatriarch: SPY must be Iranian; completely cut off from reality.
[+9] u/rooftop_druid: “Weeks not months” comment made this morning on Iran is why markets up and oils down right now in case you were wondering
[+9] u/hioman01: PUTS >!the fries in the bag!<
[+9] u/hayleybts: Why is this stupid thing in green
[+9] u/fuckyeahmageknight: In the end, oil doesn’t really matter because everything is computer
[+9] u/092Casey: Just get the 10% dump over with. These a holes playing bulltrap games are so regarded. If it doesn't dump 5%+ more it'll never break through 700.
[+9] u/mtol115: Why did spy pump $4 like nothing
[+8] u/LostBull92: stop cheating on your wife
[+8] u/VancityRenaults: Looks like going all in on MU and SNDK was right call
[+8] u/AlarmedPelican: I feel like I need to watch a circuit break just to feel something
[+8] u/ConstantAd1: NBIS to $100 and I'll jump back in
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: Why doesn't Donnie get companies to do cross promotions with the war? Like he could team up with HRL and rename it to the Strait of Hormel and they could sail a tanker full of their chili through it and give it out to the Iranian public as a gesture of good will. This stuff could help bring about world peace through great American products.
[+8] u/BabyQuesadilla: NBIStards don’t realize the META $27B deal is actually $12B +$15B optional. So $4B a year. With $20B Capex for 2026 lol
[+8] u/thestudmffn: NBIS puts looked cooked until this morning, thanks NBIS!
[+8] u/ExoticDaikon1872: How the fuck are we green, this market makes no sense
[+8] u/aftherith: You know how on Zillow sometimes they will accidentally list a house for like 72k when it was supposed to be 720k? I wish you could slap a BUY button and they had to sell it to you at the mistake price. Yeah that would be cool.
[+8] u/ThrowRA-KB: WHY IS CRUDE FUTURES LIMP DICKING?
[+7] u/swampassOG: *[Redacted by Palantir]*
[+7] u/FartPolluter: New day: USA crying about Hormuz and Israel celebrating a cope murder. Markets like 3% off ATH, Buffett indicator 250%.Risk Reward is like 1:0.1 or some shit.
[+7] u/swampassOG: Bunch of butt nuts in the thread rn
SPY 673 EOD
[+7] u/BFox1982: I trust futes as much as a Taco Bell fart.
[+7] u/bigskinnybubba123: stocks go up my calls r red. stocks go down... im still red.
llol
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: SPY 666 eternal damnation
Bol = SPY 667
Ber = SPY 665
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: I want a lady in the Google Streets but a freak in the Google Sheets
[+7] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Who is been losing money since oct 2025
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Oil is being shorted again by Bessent 🙄
[+7] u/plugwalls: MU earnings coming up
[+7] u/092Casey: People are crazy, how is this market even anywhere close to green?
[+7] u/ThrowRA-KB: Oil is up a little, BTC dropping, spy popping,
lol what a joke
[+7] u/aew2019: This day has officially been declared as green.
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
[+6] u/aew2019: This day has officially been declared as green.
By order of the Peaky Blinders.
[+6] u/M4roon: All my competitors have been defeated. I'm all that remains.
I'm going to go treat myself to a 711 coffee. $
[+6] u/jda823: Oil up 4 %, futures flat. Cool cool
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: You should be working 6 days 12-14 hours per day every week with Sunday optional. Pay should be capped at 25 hours per week near minimum wage. we must maximize shareholder value and executive wages so that the billionaire class grows and we thank them for their generous blessings of a job.
[+6] u/JJdante: If shiny rocks could start being shiny again, that'd be great.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: People were FUDding MU for months about the next gen NVIDIA chips and they just came out swinging now with these new deals. Such a good stock
[+6] u/twostroke1: [insert schizophrenic level conspiracy theory on how some geopolitical event supports my highly retarded bets for the day]
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: I was right to sell my NBIS position yesterday
[+6] u/A55BAG: so NVDA is trading 8x 2027 earnings and everyone is trying to find the next "Nvidia"
[+6] u/MrMasterPP: 675 we gon reach you today
[+6] u/Internal_Field5970: Which of you FOMO’d into NBIS yesterday?
[+6] u/Blitzdog416: In the darkest depths of Mordor
I met a call so fair
But Mango and the evil one
Crept up and slipped away with her, her, her, her, her, yeah
And ain't nothin' I can do, no
I guess I'll keep on
Gamblin'
[+6] u/rcantu314: Rate cut decision just got leaked 20 min ago
[+6] u/akunisg: alexa play green day
[+6] u/East-Detective6697: US banks have quietly funneled $257 billion into private credit markets
Do I even need to say it?
[+6] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Negative gamma regime, MMs trying to pump SPY to avoid a meltdown. SPY > $670 today?
[+6] u/colinr813: I always find it interesting how all four indices futures have the exact same chart and the the same vertical moves
[+6] u/SeriousPen182: Honestly I deserve this for having no clue how to do stocks. Holding out of spite was not the play. My friend said dont be scared, dont be stupid. I am now both.
[+6] u/hayleybts: St Patrick’s Day indeed
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Normalize wearing grillz again
[+6] u/rooftop_druid: I think a lot of Reddit forgets money is continuously pumped into the stock market through the retirement system we have set up in the US.
“Who’s buying here?!” Comments all the time while money is being injected day over day forever.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Financial advice is for the weak
[+6] u/International_Tea446: A revised 4th quarter GDP of a .7% 👀
Way of the initial announcement, which was way off the estimates
Apparently we are not doing enough business behind each Wendy’s dumpster
[+6] u/2AMTrader: why no coup yet in Iran, come on just do it.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Today is the real rally, yesterday was just the reversal candle
[+5] u/n1ck90z: Just call it a huge victory and 🌮, ez
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Imma make a wild guess that cheetos for breakfast isn't healthy
[+5] u/vanceraa: some of you bought nbis weeklies at the top and it shows
[+5] u/ProudestPeasant: hey china,
can you fix this mess with iran and while you're at it, also address the ukraine-russian conflict?
LOL
[+5] u/TracyM45: US to sell Kharg Island to whoever wants to make a deal
[+5] u/cannythecat: What if jpow talks about rate hikes at fomc. 🥭 and the market would totally lose it
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: If the Strait of Hormuz wasn’t straight it’d get so much more action. Just sayin.
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: As predicted NBIS dump lol ez
[+5] u/Helios-Sol: We're goin' up, up, up, it's our momentttt
[+5] u/rcantu314: Nibs really just pumped and dumped huh
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: My feed outside this thread is all fuck you NVDA posts LMAO
[+5] u/Axwe8: # 🚨 BREAKING: 🥭 spotted at the Grand Exchange organising a drop party
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Trading tip: if it looks like the logical move, do the opposite.
[+5] u/ProudestPeasant: jolibee looks so tasty but don't have it in my country
[+5] u/spookc46: Happy St Patrick's Day. Gotta be green, right?
Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona dhuit!
[+5] u/RalphaDog: I love how logical the market is /s. Quagmire of a war getting worse by the day oil going back up, supply shortages. Definitely time for a red to green pump… what?!
[+5] u/Neverluckyinosrs: Gg bears. It’s bear gaping season
[+5] u/Head_Welcome_4933: So yea very normal. Europeans panic sold real quick and then slowly bought it all back so they could officially waste their entire day
[+5] u/WingedScapula420: They’ll never build an AI that can lose money like I do.
[+5] u/pigslick: spy up .10%
bErS r FuCk
[+5] u/callsonreddit: MU +3% premarket even after hitting ATH
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Hormuz Schrodingerly opened
[+5] u/NazgulSandwich: These candles on WTI front month are hilarious. Such obvious shorting like yesterday. The spread to later months is closing up just so they can keep shorting this thing.
For what too? All it does is stabilize it for like a couple days or a week maybe, while pumping later term contracts and maybe doing more damage to the economy . Unironically just to fuck over short term oil traders and keep markets up so they can hit the exits.
[+5] u/hayleybts: I went full regard bye guys
[+5] u/MasterpiecePurple302: I just took a shit and I forgot to bring toilet paper
[+5] u/2020isgreat: treasury wakes up sells oil like clockwork
[+5] u/jhchee: Imagine amzn 200 bil capex is to help americans buy before they want it👍
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Our tax dollars are keeping this thing alive
[+5] u/Kind-Recognition4528: The inverse of whatever you do
[+5] u/_bigmeatyklaws: Saw a pic of a boat on fire in the straight this morning lol
[+46] u/andytobbles: No porn, no masturbation for 4 months, only sex with my wife. I’m a different breed
[+34] u/SergeantThreat: If 9/11 happened in 2026 the market would go up
[+15] u/maplessbastard: This shit is going to drop like a rock.
[+15] u/Ok-Piano8789: >HASSETT: FUTURES SHOW OIL GETS BACK TO THE $50S LATER IN YEAR
they legit just dont understand how anything works lol
[+14] u/ChampionKooky3048: Yo wtf my puts are dead
[+14] u/outhinking: Hassett straight up lying saying "Tankers start moving into the Strait"
How can these US politicians lie like that
[+14] u/ReftLight: What happened to this sub man. We used to talk about iron condos and now every other comment is about sucking green dildos
[+12] u/ModernR3volution: ZENA develop single use, autonomous interceptor drone.
[+12] u/zestykite: Went to bed feeling good about my puts. Wake up to disaster
[+12] u/thai_sticky: Dude cover up your camera. We can all see you jorkin it
[+12] u/LeupMeisterGenral: 30x 0DTE 679 calls locked in
[+11] u/BerryExpress: 33 minutes till 🫵 might regret ur life choices
[+11] u/fungoodtrade: cat learned what a skunk is this morning
[+11] u/Coogiez: we could have an alien invasion and spy would be green
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Tf are we pumping on? The AI chick being slightly hotter?
[+11] u/PatrickSebast: St. Patrick's Day is statistically one of the stock market's best days. ***S&P 500 ends higher on March 17 80% of the time***.
[+10] u/Crazy_Donkies: It's been far to long since there was due diligence here. We've regressed to apes throwing shit at each other and cackling.
[+10] u/Unassisted3P: Imagine the market not being green on St Patrick's day? It's literally always green on St Patrick's day!*
*source: I made it the fuck up
[+10] u/DrummerCompetitive20: LOL shocker. NBIS dumped bags on it s shareholders LOL
[+10] u/rapidthrows523: JPOW and the others should just raise rates 3% on his way out —
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: NBIS -6% open, -16% close
[+9] u/Commercial-District1: Drones have really changed the way wars work
[+9] u/outhinking: Well I'm up +30,7% which is 10$
[+9] u/No-Sympathy-686: https://preview.redd.it/tkiyrr0vvlpg1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d23e8c540b7bdf2afb4d45e48276f9ab92e3c9
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Stop pumping premarket you fucking crooks. This is just gonna set it up to theta during market hours. Save some damn pump for us poors
[+9] u/Unemployable1593: drink water and stretch your hip flexors
[+9] u/naija123456: Well my puts are fucked
[+9] u/Most-Crazy2353: Market propped up by known liars talking nice to it
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: NVDA Flat for six months is kinda crazy lol
[+9] u/longGERN: I just love waking up feeling like shit and being rewarded with 9h at a desk
[+9] u/moorhound: Green as fuck rn because a couple hours ago Israel knocked off the 2 dudes likely calling the shots in Iran if Mojtaba is injured and out of commission
Doesn't change much because it just falls to whatever whothefukjibad is next in line and they're gonna keep lobbing rockets, but markets are still gonna take it as a sign Iran's almost done
[+9] u/log1ck1717: I have a feeling this is going to dump after the first 30min at open
[+9] u/No-Improvement3164: No rate cuts priced in, war can’t cause the market to go lower, JPOW can only surprise and send us higher. I’m all in.
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: The best thing you can do in this market is just give up lmfao
[+8] u/rkillaaa: i bought qqq yesterday im a professional
[+8] u/cashflow_: https://preview.redd.it/2eq8x1k3ulpg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16fdc52fc91114968474c2cf0f4af63913abaed4
[+8] u/swarthout2222: Pump before open geez who would have thought 🤡
[+8] u/Elforas_Tero: The sad news for the bers.
The market can have, and has had in the past, weeks were every single day was green, one tiny 0.01% red and then back to green dildos. And nobody bats an eye.
2 red days in a row, however, are illegal and punished by federal law.
[+8] u/bobbyd121: time to panic sell puts for a loss
[+8] u/Borderpotroll: Are you fucking serious…
[+8] u/LabyrinthLayers: NBIS is such a shit slimy company. Announces huge pump worthy news and instantly dilutes.
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Fingers crossed my friend. I need a lot of miracles in general.
[+7] u/beachsandwichen: Would be cool if something happened today
[+7] u/gabbone666: We passed from oil pumping market dumping to oil pumping market pumping 🤨 at least we know one of the two should be wrong
[+7] u/WarmCan3034: Feels like nothing can make this market drop
[+7] u/Difficult-Ask2278: The war in Iran is so gay bro. End that shit bro. Please bro!!!
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Too much pre market pump, not gonna have room to pump during market hours just a theta fuck-fest that destroys options both ways like they always do during market hours.
Lame ass shit
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: QUICK BEARS, POST MORE AI FANFICTION ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD, MAYBE IT WILL GO DOWN AND SAVE YOUR PUTS!!!
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: What’s up with the jump? Any news?
[+7] u/Difficult-Ask2278: CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS, CALLING ALL JAN MICHAEL VINCENTS
[+7] u/The_Albertino: We used to be a proper sub, bring back the custom memes
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: If it smells like a trap, looks like a trap, sounds like a trap, calls lol
[+7] u/gomper: We are going to be stuck in Iran for at least a decade
[+7] u/Dynamic_Dreamer: Skiing down the slopes in Austria right now in the same
direction as my portfolio
[+6] u/80sCocktail: This is the demographic who donate to slots players on Kick.
[+6] u/saw-it: Red by the time my call purchase order goes through
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: ARE WE MAKING SHIT LOADS OF MONIEZ TODAY FRENS
[+6] u/Same-Brilliant2014: So what's the pump for? We start a second war?
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Yesterday at the barber shop: "This Iran war is going to be very bad for markets". LOL
[+6] u/mrmagootoyou2: This shit looks and smells like 2007, I liquidated all my stock... credit crunch, oil shock
Yeah everything is good Cramer, let me buy some bear sterns
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: Sold my NBIS calls yesterday, a rare smart decision
[+6] u/TraipseTraveller: Obviously green on St. Patrick's Day
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: every morning like clockwork scottie out there pumping futes and dumping oil
[+6] u/lostinspacs: Oil getting pushed down again 😂
[+6] u/FriedCheeseSanga: Green for st patricks, how poetic
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: I mean why is the market ripping like this?
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: Cocksuckers couldn't wait until open to scam pump 😩
[+6] u/Common_Ad_3059: So is the war over and oil dumps, dam it bessent
[+6] u/Jesoo_: probaly not the time to be greedy, take the gainz and run?
[+6] u/DISAPPOINTING_FAIRY: I love how USO pumps overnight and SPY dumps overnight, then USO gives back *some* of the pump while SPY gains back *all* of the dump and then some, so both can open green, apparently
[+6] u/rpthrowah: Oil and stocks are up? What is this sorcery?
[+6] u/Ok_Elk_4333: Bessent woke up, cracked his knuckles, and got right to work
[+6] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: The reality of this market is that if you have no balls to long overnight then you get no tendies
[+6] u/ToughVegetable2483: Spy calls at 9:45 for 10am pump
[+6] u/jasperCrow: It’s St Patrick’s day red is ILLEGAL.
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Helmet on and crayons up
[+6] u/Swiftnice: Someone should tell Iran that the leverage you get from closing the strait and causing high oil prices doesn't work if you keep letting the fucking ships through.
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: Someone imprison these weird ass, gaslightingly manipulative cucks already xD
[+6] u/Most-Crazy2353: Tomorrow we going to pump on no rate cuts since there will be a 5% chance we get one next meeting
[+6] u/johnny63137: Cramer looks like he is shitting his pants on TV
[+6] u/EnginrA: My puts are getting obliterated this makes no sense
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: I feel bad for bers, they just want to make money like you and me
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Closed half my NBIS puts for a +516% gain lmao
[+6] u/gavbot_1213: Is anyone considering reserving SpaceX stock when listed? It feels too obvious for the initial several day pump scheme that will happen.
[+6] u/TransportationKey455: Today is Saint Patrick's day which uses green a lot -> market green -> LULU ER green. Let's goooo Calls!!!
[+6] u/HG21Reaper: He cuts my life into pieces
[+6] u/meforprezz: that’s a last resort
[+6] u/DefiantDelta: keep imagining because that’s pure fantasy
[+5] u/Brodieischeese: I must’ve been dropped on my head as a kid
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: looks an awfully lot like Friday the 13th 👀
[+5] u/TowelOld743: Hey bers, how does it feel to be so ghey and stoopid
[+5] u/im_burning_cookies: Oil is plentiful!! I’m drinking a cup of it rn as we speak! ☕️
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: BEARS can head back to bed
[+5] u/silverfutes: I once had a conversation with an Irish dude about a “furry patch” in the middle of a field. After much confusion, I realized he was saying “fairy” and I just didn’t speak ginger.
[+5] u/AMCorBUST2021: How do I get a job at the Treasury oil futures desk? My qualifications are big balls and smooth brain
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Client goes awol on for me for like 2 months and has now sent me 2 emails today chasing up a email from Friday
Bruh why are you like this
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Lmao pump the premarket, theta day the market hours. An old classic
[+5] u/TJMBeav: Looking like a zero move day finally. It has been awhile since I haven't made a trade. Today is it
[+5] u/Semperfi74: Suspicious pump - expect the usual dump
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: The hardest part about a 4 week war in the ME is the first 6 years, then its just a few years of handing it back
[+5] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Wonder how much pressure the Treasury can keep on oil before it gets out of their control
[+5] u/---Right--Tackle---: #Open the Strait of My Gains 🥹
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: When youre cracking a cold one with the boys in Iran and having a goat barbecue and then see an AC130 destroy your tomatoes, green peppers, and nan's macaroni salad
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Imagining not knowing why we are pumping when it's Saint Patrick's Day. Ber r so fuk
[+5] u/BlitzComet95: MU face ripper today
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Don’t let all the is premarket green distract you from the fact that Tai Lung was never evil in Kung Fu Panda
[+5] u/xlaco: My NVDA puts gonna ruin my asshole
[+5] u/neilr3ddit: I pulled out 30k at first week day after the war. Should I buy now? Shit I expected it to dump more, now it feels like it’s going to pump to the moon.. why the hell?
[+5] u/poozyfloor: Gas prices here just below psychological $4 a gallon. Pitchforks come out soon.
[+5] u/rkillaaa: we won the war the straight of america has been reopened
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: 6:22 am here checking in
[+5] u/gonosz11: My puts are ready 😈😈😈
[+5] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers not even talking back. LMAO
[+5] u/eoiioe: You wanted a correction? Instead we going to shrek dildo for no reason
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: Is there any news? What is haaaaaaappening? Lol - I mean, I like it - not a ghey bear... but still curious what is going on. Market is so random all the time
[+5] u/sexecanioops: Shit makes no fucking sense
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: NBIS chapter 11 rumors beginning
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: I'm really really bad at this
[+5] u/Traditional_Page_75: Reminder:
During WW2, American headlines were full of deception, never including decisive events until after the fact.
Just endless broadsides like “Hitting them Hard in the Pacific!” and “Sinking German Subs in the Atlantic!”
Since the war was won by us, we tend to conflate the press as free and accurate. It wasn’t.
There is actually a large body of work that argues that Western liberal societies profited immensely during the wars of the 20th century because they were particularly good at creating content in their societies that generated mass lies, hysteria, and confusion / Compliance.
[+5] u/astromouse2024: So I got blown out of $22k worth of amzn calls back in January, and now I’m getting blown out of amzn puts right now. I’m actually considering just closing my amzn account entirely now
[+5] u/mstranonymous: So the market isn't actually based on reality anymore, it's just a money making machine where all you have to do is buy and it'll go up
[+5] u/New_Possible_284: Historically those who control the trade routes win the war, so Iran is winning now guys. And Mango really doesnt like to lose, so expect he does some crazy shit the market does not expect.
[+5] u/eoiioe: This spx pump today might be historical
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Lmaoooo markets only go up
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: It’s just so retarded every single day now lol
[+5] u/NotaFTCAgent: Nvidia is Overleveraged to the fucking TITS on AI. That's why they had to release this half-baked DLSS5 AI slop update. The Bubble has reached maximum girth.
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Wtf? Is the end of the war being priced in?
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Where did all the bers go?
[+5] u/According-Page8618: 676 today no selling ur calls
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: VIX fading like hairline of ber.
[+5] u/Far_Addition1210: Some cheap property in Dubai at the moment.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
---
/u/Short-Dependent7676 made a bet that NBIS would go to 124.0 within **1 day** when it was 130.21 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 20 wins and 31 losses
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[+5] u/DialSquar: Lotta Gayatollahs in here
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Maybe taco asked for help from europoors so they can decline and hope iran lets their oil thru hormuz. Its all tactics ?
[+5] u/An_Unusual_Mind: Is court martial still around? Heard a lot of insubordination.
[+5] u/drpa1n: I feel like if you’re bullish right now you’re just dumb
[+5] u/snspro: OIL SLOWLY GOING UP, BESSENT NAPPING, WAKE HIM THE FUK UP
[+5] u/dub_soda: lmao they’re going to take out the high in PM and then dump it again
[+5] u/the_sound_of_a_cork: The Canadian government is now blaming crippling house prices and unaffordability that have been an issue for the last 15 years on the conflict in Iran that is going on week three. The Canadian economy is a joke. Shorting this mess of a place is the only way.
[+5] u/milocreates: SPY pop that pussy bitchhhg
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Can't wait to see how much money im making at open selling half of these NBIS puts and letting the other half ride
[+5] u/AgeMiddle854: 2 green days in a row is impossible
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: if technology is getting so much better, how come my scroller click on my mouse randomly just stopped working? this is bullshit
[+5] u/ASXBae: When the war is over we can commence pumping AI and memory cards and shit again. Oh wait
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: My current cope is that because of my massive realized loss, every dollar I make via trading, is effectively tax-free until I break even 💀
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Guy i work with is a 'stock wizard' and has been out with surgery for 3 months and just got back today. Hes eerily silent about the market which i take that as he blew up his port during his leave lol. He looks like hes realizing it wasnt gonna be so easy to get out of the work matrix
[+5] u/cashflow_: u/31ansnotdone please include this in your wsb nudie pic welcome package
[+5] u/General-Elk-6537: Lots of homework. Look at tech mostly and follow. Don't fomo and get out with what you can. Any% up better than losing money. Tinfa
[+5] u/Front_Inspector_437: HOOD ate their business model
[+5] u/Cardiologist_Actual: I’d hit Cathie tbh … she kinda bad
[+18] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Breaking: France to deploy mimes in the Strait of Hormuz
[+15] u/catfromgarfield: market is acting like oil is useless anyway
[+13] u/CompoteSpecialist618: If we do not reject $675 and head back down within the next couple weeks then I literally blew up an almost 6 figure account with my wife and I's life savings in it, not joking. Please follow the technical downtrend and do not Shrek pump please please
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: # Utah woman who wrote book on grief after husband’s death found guilty of murdering him
[+12] u/TrickyDickCheney: Oil and stocks now rallying together. New heights of delusion being reached
[+12] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Green days: Ahh I knew I should have bought FUCK
Red days: Ahh I knew I shouldn't have bought FUCK
[+12] u/ilikemgs: Bought 3k in 0dte calls, I’m so fucked lol
[+11] u/Rocketeer006: High unemployment, high oil, high bullshit. Cool.
[+11] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Drill team 6 starts their bombing run at 10 sharp
[+10] u/FuckElonMuskkk: Bears its time to summon the drop. Get ur ber circles ready.
[+10] u/BioRam: believe it or not calls
[+9] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bought puts, hold my hand
[+9] u/Got_Engineers: Mar20 $630 Puts someone bought 45k contracts at 13:30pm Monday. That is $24.00 99 delta lol. That is over 4.5 million shares of QQQ and over $2.673 billion in premium
[+9] u/Electrical_Trash_992: Green to red open incoming
[+9] u/sftheory: Oil up. Inflation up. Jobs down. But hey, sure. Let’s buy some calls.
[+9] u/Incubus-311: even long term options are a scam
stock up 5%, option up 2%
next day, stock down 1%, option down 8%
lolololol
[+9] u/nolanjp: Sold nbis at 70 and full ported yesterday at 130, you're welcome
[+8] u/CulturalConclusion76: green because St Patricks Day is the best DD you could ask for
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Aight so we killed the next Aladeen and let's assume we also smoked their new Pope. Who fkn cares? There is literally no point to any of this. It's all just stupid shit. Aight, I guess there is a point, which is to transfer wealth upward. Cool. Oh, and also to distract us from ppl who rape kids. Fkn boffo. Tax dollars hard at work, mayn.
[+8] u/riteofpass: Wow RKLB finally doing something after months
[+8] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Market didn't believe anything Coming out of Jensen's mouth lmao
[+8] u/breaker_bad: Going down from here makes perfect sense. That’s exactly why it won’t.
[+8] u/yyn1999: BOLLS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
[+8] u/OkRecommendation1040: Literally goes up every fkn time no matter what
[+8] u/AnnJilliansBrassiere: Took a straddle on SPX, sorry guys ya'll are fucked.
[+8] u/hubblebubble7: We don’t belong above 670 in the current market imo (added imo so it looks like I have a nuanced view of the situation) yes I am holding spy puts
[+8] u/Stealthhit098: Been holding Amazon since 2022 and it hasn’t done anything since 2023. Doesn’t even pay dividends.
[+7] u/Paincoast89: This will melt down with FOMC
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Nah bro shit's fake AF. Gonna wind my shit down and go cash.
[+7] u/Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie: 670 calls printed thanks market
[+7] u/DuAbUiSai: Imagine if JPOW raises rates to stick it to 🥭as a last hurrah.
[+7] u/_richieeihcir_: Nvidia tanking, oil going up, spy still heading up🤣🤣
[+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: how in the fuck does Pakistan have nukes. someone explain this to me
[+7] u/trippster333: Why is everyone obsessed with spy calling them?
[+7] u/WeakPeak1015: Why is it so fucking funny to say someone is in shambles
[+7] u/AideApprehensive7441: Something smells a little fishy it’s either my vagina or this rally
[+7] u/Independent_Term5790: Yes bring this shit down
[+7] u/Spy300: >30-Year Mortgage Rate jumps to 6.86%, the highest level since November 🏡📈
😮
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: I just had a brilliant business idea: one of those stationary exercice bike but it can move.
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: If anyone needs tips on losing money, I got all the answers!!!
[+7] u/csr8765: Steady selling Microsoft calls to all the bagholders in here
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: If you liked NBIS at 130, you will love it at 90
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: Hate to say it but this cashflow dude is just annoying NGL. Dude no one cares about ur dog or you in Columbia😂😂
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: If you're short at the right time, you can afford a very big shell
[+7] u/khuper: Why are you doing this to yourself?
[+7] u/Kabrosif: Hold pussy. Jpow gonna dump this fat turd all over bols face tomorrow afternoon. NFA
[+6] u/oliver2022: sold mu yesterday afraid of becoming exit liquidity, made a nice quick buck, but if it keeps pumping after earnings im gonna ropemaxx
[+6] u/Available_Road_2538: Circuit Breaker Levels: Tuesday 03/17/2026
Level 1: 7100.42.
Level 2: 7256.46.
Level 3: 7459.52.
[+6] u/Scared-Army313: high unemployment is good for the markets, unemployed have more time at home to yolo margins and sell naked options
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: retard bols panic buy everytimes when mango shut up for more then 1 hour
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: Imagine thinking they let us drop on st paddy’s day smh
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: BuT FuTes WeRE reD laST nIghT
[+6] u/DickiesDippinDicks: IBM CEO on Bloomberg:
“We are focused on erasing all the poor fucks out there that work. Agentic AI, Automation and Data centers are our focus. You see the ultra wealthy want to eliminate labor which will cause the deaths of billions eventually. And we like that.”
[+6] u/dont_downvote_SPECIL: Great news my internet provider confirmed I returned my old equipment
Now I just need to do my taxes
[+6] u/Colloquial: Oh no, the bols didn't take profit??
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/bennyblancobb: so nvda would have been better of if jensen didnt talked yesterday :)
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Did NBIS get hit by an Iranian drone?
[+6] u/Big-Quote4483: going to the gym beciuase if i ikeep watching MSFT continue to be a little bitch im going to completely lose it
[+6] u/soad1331: Now for the glorious plunge back to 665
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: don't puke spy, keep drinking
[+6] u/Gom_KBull: LMAO AT THE BOLS WHOM BOUGHT CALLS AT 674
[+6] u/delicious_oppai: Jensen about to dump spy with his bullshit
[+6] u/Thisispaartaaa: FOMC Tomorrow prediction: "we are losing jobs, inflation is being sticky, and with oil increasing, it might just increase over the next little while. With this information, we have decided to keep the rates unchanged, so we can take a wait a see approach to the current unfolding geopolitical events"
[+6] u/Queasy_Soil9646: 🥭 official resigning and calling it Israel’s war
[+6] u/cow_grass: I blinked and my puts were down 30%
[+6] u/Tini-: MSFT needs to stop being lame and go back to 500 already.
[+6] u/cow_grass: Anyone who buys 0dte rn is going to get gaped
[+6] u/Ecodriverz: In case you haven’t figured it out by now. Spy only moves overnight and gets glued to opening price intraday. Day 28474828 in a row of this clown show
[+6] u/TechnologyEven6926: Do the markets even move anymore?
[+6] u/OkRecommendation1040: This shit is literally like Mr Burns saying he’s indestructible with every possible disease. How can spy literally not fkn drop with literally everything going wrong
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: In a truly healthy economy the Russell would be dominant because small companies would be frequently started and would be rapidly growing
>!not at all how it actually works but I just say things sometimes!<
[+6] u/Extension-Ad917: Every time I see my port is green I just know that things are about to go south
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Missed the fucking boat on OKLO 🤬🤬🤬
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: DUM BER CELEBRATED EARLY AGAIN.
Now we get to see them cope, again.
[+6] u/Nefarious_Villan: Same pattern everyday.
Slightly red during midnight hours.
Pump starts at around 4-5AM
Pumps into opening hour then fades
Rinse and repeat tomorrow
[+6] u/Roygbiv-Turtle-98: Can also go higher.
Wild huh. Might go down, might go up.
Definitely to the right.
[+6] u/Inner-Cobbler-2432: Its mo/tue green and rest of week red since 2 weeks
[+5] u/Hot-Signature3626: Is there news at 10 today?
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Pump won't hold. Chickenfuck MMs ain't got it in the cards....
[+5] u/Inevitable_Pilot1353: It’s a little unfair for Iran to fight back
[+5] u/EdoTensei10: not that I mind but why the pamp?
[+5] u/zeusbox: Imagine if Khamenei tweets 30% tariffs on oil that passes through Strait.
[+5] u/bearsababy: Its so bullish in here today, makes me wanna buy more puts…
[+5] u/PltoMsnLXIXThe2ndMsn: Explain to me why the market makers are pushing duo up
[+5] u/svpa3991: Iran starting to let boats through: 🚀🚀
*only boats paying with yuan not dollars* : 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/rocier: ooow ouch, ooo, owie, my butthole
- bers probably
[+5] u/soad1331: Fakest, gheyest pump I ever did see
[+5] u/Colloquial: quick take the profits you goons
[+5] u/wyudtix: Bols are gonna get rugged again after this fake pump
[+5] u/FarWay9137: What caused the premarket pump to begin with? Not like much has changed lol, idk it'd be funny if this fell below SPY $670
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Lame ass bols couldn't go higher so I could get a proper short
[+5] u/elvee61: Whose turn is it to be exit liquidity?
[+5] u/Fun_Highway_8733: Why the fuck are tax lot orders unavailable for SPY on Robinhood?
[+5] u/teh_herper: #If today is green why is my port red
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Feels like everyone is so scared of missing the post war pump they don't want to sell it down lol
[+5] u/Economy_Lecture8729: Reports of two mushroom clouds in Iran
[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Locked in profits, not gonna go through this choppy sloppy again.
[+5] u/DMT1703: Ww3 avoided because Trump doesn't have credibility ??
[+5] u/UnknownM007: I was promised volatility. This is boring
[+5] u/Panacamana: SPY got no oomph today
[+5] u/I-banged-elsa: Well I lost 25k bc of fake ass bs
[+5] u/tommylol66: Easy pump pre market into sell off every day smh
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: Bought 670p a half hour ago, and they are down 6%. That makes sense
[+5] u/UnintelligibleThing: bolz any last words?
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: There is a reason St Patrick logo has a rainbow in it, and bools are about to find out that reason 😂
[+5] u/wasifaiboply: RUH ROH RAGGIE
🌈🐻⏰️
[+5] u/bronzewhale: It pumps overnight and then bleeds down every day
[+5] u/Shoddy_Ad897: You bought calls at the top AGAIN?
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I love the smell of dilution in the morning
[+5] u/LankyLibrary7662: Is it too much to ask for 1% today
[+5] u/B2BContinuum: Luv em or hate em, at least the Ayatollah never wore a tan suit
[+5] u/emanresu711: It shouldn’t be green two days in a row
[+5] u/DarkR124: Shits already starting to reverse V.
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: can we get the classic 10:30 dump
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Bears about to come out of hibernation
[+5] u/FarWay9137: Guess today's a Theta gayng day
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Somebody check on bearhunter he was bearish this morning LMAO🤌
[+5] u/iamakhilnath: Why is Nebius on a free fall? What did i miss
[+5] u/Cold_Respond_7656: Ali Larjani won’t be walking down the streets taunting the US anymore
[+5] u/Externox: Ya thought MU it’s already priced in. 🤡
See ya at $500
[+5] u/TheWokenessInjector: Holy hell, EOSE may close lower than OPEN today lmao. EOSE is in a straight tailspin.
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: Well I missed my banbet by .0001 yes you read that right, there goes my 20-4 record
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: The spring dip leads to the rest of year rip.
The bottom was set. Buy all dips for the inevitable bounce back
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: Iranian Berforce is commencing strikes on my port
[+5] u/drbigtoe: gonna go sideways until tomorrows fed meeting
[+5] u/abscando: Imagine if they dropped another deepseek today
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: joseph kent is a hero
[+5] u/Jayhwk1978: OPEN carvana of homes 🔥
[+5] u/robotpoet: The people who rug pulled the rug pullers are getting rug pulled.
[+5] u/ManyHead6662: another ber bites the crust
[+5] u/DepartureAnxious5115: Bears/Bulls.... In this economy? Theta fucking the lot of you.
[+5] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Some AI slop is better than other AI slop
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Of course! It's so obvious now! Stocks always go up!
Will I ever learn?!
[+5] u/WarenBoffet: garante we going up now, you're welcome
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: thanks for your sacrifice
[+19] u/Samjabr: phew, sold my puts in time before i made anyh money
[+17] u/ih8myylife: its actually fucking comedic at this point i buy a call it instantly drops i buy a put it instantly goes up gay as fuck
[+14] u/Normal_Tap3021: oil is crashing again. Market forgot strait is closed. It'll remember again in 30 mins
[+13] u/theGameNWA: the $2 bills are pushing the market
[+13] u/Overall-Fold-9720: If this keeps up, 🥭 gonna release the remainder of the petroleum reserve
Then shit will really get interesting
[+12] u/guy_cloutier: MSFT is by definition the kind of stuff you find on r/ValueInvesting. Dead money. Move on.
Even scalping NVDA from 180 to 184 is more productive for your money.
[+12] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I'll take my little 10-15% gains only holding for 3 minutes lol. Fuck this market.
[+11] u/imlockedoutagain: One, two my port I blew
Three, four margin's at my door
Five, six consider turning tricks
Seven, Eight accept my fate
Nine, Ten back at Wendy's again
[+11] u/saintmitchy: nightmare blunt rotation type market
[+11] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Hassett: If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the U.S. economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, but that's really the last of our concerns right now.
Oh boy
[+11] u/a_human_21: We are pumping when the main route for exporting oil and gas is blocked? This too regarded for me
[+11] u/Wrath_FMA: Yep, fast hands are the only winners in this market
[+11] u/Avocadonot: Daily reminder that
#NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
[+10] u/aaapod: spy isn't moving and this train was 30 min late and ALL THREE BATHROOMS ARE OUT OF FUCKING ORDER
[+10] u/aaapod: worst market of all time. i'm moving to japan
[+10] u/Scalpaholic: Just crash. Just give us a healthy crash on things that should cause it to crash.
Member the days of 1% - 3% rallies after 8:45am dips? That's what happens only after crashes.
You member? I member.
[+10] u/aaapod: sold my puts, crash incoming
[+10] u/ButterscotchOdd7615: Buy PUTS now. Sell your CALLS it’s not too late to come to the dark side 🐻🐻🐻📉📉📉
[+9] u/doc_trades: I've seen enough. Loading the boat with $670p 0dte
[+9] u/daddysgirl794: This market is actually in denial of what's coming, especially in the wake of skyrocketing oil and fertilizer prices. I give it a couple more weeks until it starts to fully capitulate as we start to realize the extent of the damage that's been done.
[+9] u/Samjabr: If I had a time-machine, I would travel to ancient Greece, and remove Theta from the alphabet.
That would fix everything...
[+9] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Sir, a fifth micron ATH has hit the NYSE.
[+9] u/Normal_Tap3021: Only thing keeping SPY up is the tears of the retarded. Crash this bitch down
[+9] u/justaddcatalyst: Your job all day is to come up with ways to fuck over retail traders. You are a MM and your PP is smol
[+9] u/hey-coffee-eyes: I turned DLSS 5 on and I can see that the war is going very well, very good war we're having
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: Have you tried turning the strait off and on again ?
[+9] u/Zfreezy: This is the most strategical dump of spy I've ever seen
[+9] u/Overall-Fold-9720: >Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer "need," or desire, the NATO Countries' assistance - WE NEVER DID!
Didn't he ask for help, like 2 days ago ?
[+9] u/ButterscotchOdd7615: If spy closes minus 3% I’ll shove a dragon fruit up there
[+8] u/dopeadult: i’m over it, done, exhausted
get me the fuck out of here
[+8] u/neo-futurism: Yeah Bers (including me) are cooked.
[+8] u/FindingZen4: Next week's headline: US Starts War With Cuba (to distract from current war in Iran and Iran's blockade of Strait of Hormuz)
[+8] u/Ozqi: EVERYTHING BUT MSFT MY FUCKING GOD
[+8] u/iAmGrimTV: Bers pounding their desks bc it won't go down 😂
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Memory bears are superbly fucked.
[+8] u/ThatsTodd: There’s like 10,000 users in here listed as 1% commenter.
Bullish on RDDT.
[+8] u/CigInside: Coworker had no green so pinched her ass playfully. Now I got an email from hr. Should probably stop drinking in the morning
[+8] u/Rvin16: Woke up, saw the sentiment and pre market hitting max pain too soon. Sold some calls and went to 😴
[+8] u/Mother_Big9112: how could Israel do this
[+8] u/GrandBarnacle575: If you see profit with 0dte a you gotta take it. Base hits boys
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Our indexes are so disconnected to the crisis we are in now lol..
[+8] u/sir_dreads: I’m about to take out a 15k loan, time the bottom, then walk away with 100k
[+8] u/dljmonkeyboiz: NGL .. that truth socia post .. giving off .. fuk it .. nuke em vibes
[+7] u/aaapod: i'd like to speak to the manager
[+7] u/Remarkable_Owl: Oil isn’t even all that important when you think about it. The average person only drinks like a quart a day. We’ll be fine – switch to olive oil.
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: I'll stop looking at it so it goes back down
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: Nothing is happening
[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Theta gang has me by the balls
[+7] u/ripcord51: wait i thought higher oil prices were good for the country
[+7] u/Overall-Fold-9720: "You don't want to play with me after I invited you? Actually I never wanted to play with you ! I don't need you, and I'll play alone !"
🥭 this morning, probably
[+6] u/Few-Frosting-4213: "Guys, please help us with Iran..."
Days later...
"F-fine, we didn't need you guys anyway!"
[+6] u/platinumarks: My fucking neighbor is screaming up a storm about something and I wanna go over there and tell him to STFU, I'm trying to read WSB and watch charts go sideways
[+6] u/doc_trades: Failed breakout we should really see $668 today
[+6] u/Shurlak: Whats the news on RKLB?
[+6] u/exhibit304: How much dough is bessent using to short oil futures then ?
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: I'm regarded.
Just cannot grasp, with everything that's gone on, even Oil signaling the brink of the Great Recession 2, that Volatility still looks way lower on average than Sleepy Fuckin Joe's.
That's why my Puts are $0 and thank you for attending my Ted Talk.
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Everybody's talking about the straight of Hormuz.
Nobody's talking about the homosexuals of Hormuz.
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: 20% for the day. Selling everything before my greed robs me
[+6] u/thefrozen_one: Shook me out of early market puts, but that’s fine I bought more with twice the leverage this time
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ohhhh, thats right, I forgot. Everything under the hood is completely broken
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Berlin airport strike ............ but the strike where people don't come to work and not the missile type
[+6] u/davidbigham: NVDA is the biggest theta stock ever since the split
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Having trouble believing AI is going to take over the world when my printer still can't complete a job.
[+6] u/Rvin16: SPY is a fucking tease
[+6] u/No_Cod972: I'm not gambling.
I'm expressing my concerns about geopolitical events.
[+6] u/Apple2o: Where is the guy who said he was short NBIS yesterday? Congrats
[+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: From up $8k to down -5k. Options are not for me
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: today suddenly doesn't look so hot
[+6] u/Similar-Turnip2482: They filled the offering a while ago. No way they weren’t going to dilute with this run up. I’m shocked it’s not down more but it’s how companies raise money to keep growing
[+6] u/crazyfool319: $RKLB to $200 the day of SpaceX IPO is inevitable
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Bulls searching their purse for red lipstick. Going to be a long shift behind wendys
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Made 15k by accident this morning lol. Closed my credit spread at 4am because I had to take an exam at a prometric center and wasn't going to have my phone to monitor things.
I get out and SPX is like a full percent higher... so I re-enter the spread right at 9:45am.
Crazy timing lol. Instead of being down 10k I'm up 5k. Ez clap.
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: Fidelity email: Be The Vote That Counts!
Me with my one share of BRK.B: 🫡
[+5] u/onDetop: micron ATH right before earnings, 500 tomorrow? or 380?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Corn beef gang checking in
[+5] u/davidbigham: Intel ex CEO sold their NAND and RAM factory right before the ram price going to the moon.
He is more regarded than WSB.
[+5] u/liquidtv78: Noone could have predicted this shit
(everyone had predicted this)
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Looks like holding onto calls was the correct move
[+5] u/StrongPangolin3: Jensen has AI psychosis.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🇺🇸 starting unnecessary wars is priced in
[+5] u/Accidental___martyr: The market is a hot lady and I am the stinking homeless man sitting next to her on the park bench
[+5] u/aaapod: i am simply miserable
[+5] u/Samjabr: Yo, F this ghey range
[+5] u/AlpacaDream7: Did Zuck say the n word right now or something wtf
[+5] u/golden_bear_2016: it's easy to make money if we understand the law of conservation in finance:
money is neither created nor destroyed, it is transferred from 🌈 🐻 to 💎 ✋ Chad's
[+5] u/Boring_Activity3155: Spoken like a man who's down 99% on a stupid movie theater stock
[+5] u/doc_trades: Holding onto 28 0dte puts like a good boy
[+5] u/brothershmeez: Made my 850 for the day, yall can deal with this BS market
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: +$20 and I'm out this fuckery not worth watching
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: When in doubt, the answer is always MU
[+5] u/2c-b_day: The market **can't** stay irrational longer than 🥭 can
[+5] u/aaapod: i dislike bols but i would save them if they were in trouble. theta gang i would stab.
[+5] u/Uisce-beatha: SPY is doing it's best desert snake impression
[+5] u/Axonum: We really about to go from V to M to W huh
[+5] u/ratfukabich: Wow that 🥭 post might be the worst one ever lmao
[+5] u/kalakesri: Net and Yahoo bombed my puts
[+5] u/RepulsiveDisaster671: Puts yesterday were too obvious
[+5] u/stringtheory28: I hate how Reddit has changed. Primarily the way rage and click bait articles dominate subs that just don’t need it.
Music: “Kid Rock said what about Conan?”
Astronomy: “Neil DeGrasse Tyson did what?”
Food: “Don’t eat that or you’ll die.”
Really turns me off to the whole experience. And I didn’t even mention the propaganda and bots.
Not an investor, but these feels fundamentally bearish.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: One ounce of good news about the strait and we’re flying to the moon.
[+5] u/Normal_Tap3021: Crash it! Crash it! Crash it! Crash it!
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: clowns suking clowns
[+5] u/mikefromedelyn: Please Mr stock market give me some money today my wife is going to leave me
[+5] u/No-Alarm3762: Only NBIS executives would cancel out a $27 billion dollar deal the day after announcing it
[+5] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Is SPY closed today for St Patty’s day
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: this market is just playing on pure vibes
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: He was asking for that when naming it epic fury
[+5] u/DetroitSportsKillMe: “It’s rigged” says the Bear w tears in his eyes as he loads up another $10,000 bet on the Washington Generals
[+5] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: This is lame man, call your mom and see if she'll pick us up early.
[+5] u/LostandConfused2024: HOLY FUCK ITS JOEVER
[+5] u/TheDiamondEagle: “Limited” ground offensive incoming.
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Sorry for the boys who thought that microsoft at 420 is a generational buy
[+5] u/Cav829: The Finviz headline generator can't come up with anything better than "US equity futures edge higher pre-market with no clear single catalyst as traders await intraday developments."
"Yeah, we got nothing."
[+5] u/Randomname1157: What's the news... Is oil back to $50... Is the war over
[+5] u/caliwillbemine: What’s the TACO though? Iran’s still gonna be pissed af. It’s not like a tariff where you can just say say “sorry let’s just reduce it okay?”
[+16] u/sharpyz: Guys I think the economy is fucked
[+14] u/OrdinaryMix4013: "help i started a war!!!" - actual clown retarded
[+14] u/SmoothFlan0: We won the iran war like 20 times already
[+14] u/Mr_Compyuterhead: The US President threatened to leave NATO and markets barely reacted. Interesting times.
[+13] u/99Fan: Didn’t you hear the news? The war is over.
[+12] u/globohydrate: If SPY doesn’t hit 668 I’ll be forced to convert to Islam, no more alcohol or bacon
[+12] u/the-revenge-trader: Went from +100% to now -60%
[+11] u/hiphopanonomos: For perspective purposes
5% pullback: ~$661
10% correction: ~$626
15%: ~$591
20% (bear market): ~$556
[+11] u/Bravadette: Imagine defending Churchill in front of the Irish prime minister with your whole chest. BTW he's a historian.
[+11] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Petition to replace Standard & Poors with Big and Retarded
[+11] u/Out_Phishing: Is the dumb fuck just going to talk until market close or what
[+10] u/PositiveEdge4361: Thinking of farting as I exit this elevator
[+10] u/-medicalthrowaway-: “I NEVER NEEDED YOUR HELP ANYWAY!!!”
- biggest cuck in the world
[+10] u/Out_Phishing: I was just trying to make up yesterday's losses now I'm being punished
[+10] u/OnTheWaterWagon: **'WE DON'T NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE!':** 🥭 **criticises Nato allies**
**LMAO**
[+10] u/Phandomtrigger: If we still r alive by the end of this presidency, whoever gets in is basically gonna have to spam undo
[+10] u/Fine-Drummer2604: It’s funny that the U.S. was the only country ever that called on article 5 of NATO and sell trillions worth of weapons to those same partners. BuT tHEy’rE rIPpiNG uS ofF 🤡🥭
[+10] u/ChampionshipOdd947: This is gonna get nasty nasty isn't it
[+10] u/Les7X: Bruh I'm just fed up with 🥭 shit. I can't believe that's the man leading the biggest economy in the world. Absolutely unreal
[+10] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Can we just collapse already my goodness. Tired of this back and forth.
[+10] u/botistic: USA deserves Jake Paul
[+9] u/DeltaVx_: for every "it's so over" there is a "we are so back"
[+9] u/hakan_loob44: Bro just learned about Kharg island two days ago and now can't stop talking about it like he's a geopolitical expert.
[+9] u/Effective_Dog3089: Fuck my chud incel 5’8 life I just lost 1200$.
[+9] u/patmccock86: Bessent stepped away from this presser to try a pump again
[+9] u/mechajlaw: If Jurassic Park was real they'd just try to turn the dinosaurs into oil
[+9] u/btoned: There are millions of people in this country who would take a bullet for this man.
Think about that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: Just went back to full cash. Market will moon now. Your welcome
[+8] u/Fine-Drummer2604: When the wallstreetbets daily thread has more class than a presidential briefing you know we are in a rough place.
[+8] u/fredditf: cant wait for the tweet tantrums tomorrow when Powell obviously doesn't cut
[+8] u/Nakedputbuyer: How many times over the past 10 have we said Iran is a month away from having a nuke lmao 🤡
[+8] u/Blueberry_Magic: Just fucking V you pos
[+8] u/Numerous_Put4717: This guy CANNOT wait to get on that plane back to Ireland
[+8] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: This idiot in chief said Iran was going to nuclear bomb Ireland if he didn’t intervene… the tooth fairy 🧚 was also going to peg the leprechaun 🍀
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: There’s a whole book about don quixote and how he hates windmills
[+8] u/Bravadette: At this point I won't be surprised if he brings up potatoes.
[+8] u/McBlitzGordon: Who starts building a coalition two weeks after attacking
[+8] u/sharpyz: Jake Paul will save the economy
[+8] u/coloredzebra: Who fired the huge green dong just now?
[+8] u/BabyGrogu69: I can't believe every dumb shit he says is already priced in
[+7] u/Bazzer82: Russia making $150 million a day from the higher oil prices apparently, which can now go towards their war efforts in Ukraine. So much winning.
[+7] u/Options_tarded: Before the surge in retail traders. MM actually had to move the market to make money long/short. Now they just keep the market sideways to kill you on theta through max pain
[+7] u/Xzlk: Fake dump followed by a fake pump followed by a fake dump followed by a fake pump
[+7] u/patmccock86: Bessent really thinks he can just infinity pump the fucking stock market lmao, the fallout from this will be worse than the covid crash
[+7] u/solidsneeze: next he's going to ask that penguin island to help fight Iran
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: Jpow raising rates tomorrow leads to circuit breaker?
[+7] u/ecoburner87: if you're depending on the Mongo regime's daily billion dollar plunge protection schemes to make you money these last couple weeks, you deserve to lose that money once the firepower runs out or they pull the plug. never get too settled into ONE trade with this regime in power, they will flip it on you in an instant
as a New Yorker who's seen this guy ruin everything around him for decades, 6 bankruptcies, casinos, yadda yadda, always bet against Mongo. always bet that he won't have it under control, because he never does, his schemes and the people he picks to push those schemes ALWAYS fail
[+7] u/Mkarim2: We live in an economy
[+7] u/browsk: 3 day military operation
[+7] u/knoqd_: > TRUMP: WE AREN'T READY TO LEAVE IRAN YET
>TRUMP: WILL LEAVE IN VERY NEAR FUTURE
[+7] u/browsk: Wait I just realized they planned the meeting with Irish pm on st Patrick’s day 💀
[+7] u/hiphopanonomos: Gas 3.55 a gallon in Texas I can't believe it
[+7] u/x2eliah: The way he's hating on "windmills", you know he's still a real-estate person at heart.
Real-estate people absolutely loathe wind turbines.
[+7] u/DonaldSnowLoa: The market slides downward every day until 🥭 says the war is almost over. Then algos pump it until the humans realize the war is not anywhere close to being over.
[+7] u/jtoldyasooo: “BBC was incredible”
[+7] u/JakeSal10: Petition to change the name of chiraq to chiran
[+7] u/bemeandnotyou: He is envious of BBC
[+7] u/teamdiabetes11: My wife loves BBC. My port hates me. Whole life in shambles.
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Windmills are eating the cats and dogs
[+7] u/DriftWoodBarrel: Time to close the casino
[+7] u/Bricktofen: I can tell she wants 669
[+7] u/NewDawn101: Found a job AI can’t take at Puzza Hut
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: This MF wants another golf war
[+6] u/tika_dengu: Did Bessent forget his RH password? Oil going parabolic!
[+6] u/mcflinty_1: Let the hate flow through you
[+6] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: St pattys day ended early
[+6] u/fuck_zebster: 🥭 Should ask his new coalition the board of peace for help .
[+6] u/Salty-Bid1597: So Bessent has put the entire federal payroll for a year on WTI puts, yeah?
That's gonna be a hell of a call from Mr Margin Clerk.
[+6] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: KEEP THE DAMP GOIN!!!!! BEARS ENTER FORMATION!!!!
[+6] u/LastPeak6412: 671 PUTS spy working out
[+6] u/Get_dat_money: We could knock them out on one hour. But we're not.. and we're gunna keep letting them block oil, unless you guys want to help stop them...???
[+6] u/Numerous_Put4717: We are at war but...... Go Venezuela baseball!
[+6] u/JayRoo83: At some point MSFT will stop being a piece of shit but today is not that day
[+6] u/Iscratchmybutt: It ain’t too late to hop on Corn… mooning to $85k by Sunday
[+6] u/dash_trash4255: Think he said spy is gonna drop like a rock
[+6] u/starentbrett: Just fucking flush it and get it over with so I can buy more calls
[+6] u/Stealthless: All of this bullshit b/c of NVDA DLSS 5.
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: NBIS the absolutely most retarded retard stock for retards which is why I hold it like a retard.
[+6] u/diefy7321: “I was against eyeran before I was even born”
[+6] u/Numerous_Put4717: Are we gonna go to war against WINDMILLS next?
[+6] u/Ill_Lunc: full port into Tesla shares
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: IS ANYONE MONITORING THE SITUATION ANYMORE OR DID THE MONITORS GET BORED?
I am no longer monitoring the situation.
[+6] u/Desperate_Recipe2450: Start of ending red today commencement
[+6] u/hardcrepe: Goddamnit. 🥭 😂 anyway apparently they are buying robodogs for the data center security. Every day we get closer and closer to the sci-fi dystopian fiction seen on tv.
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Volume is never coming back is it
[+6] u/Out_Phishing: Has there been even one day where he just stfu
[+6] u/mannycalls24: I’m getting fucking smoked today
[+6] u/coloredzebra: What did 🥭 say? My calls are Green
[+6] u/TheMightySet69: Mango says ships will be able to go through the strait soon. I'm sure they will be loaded up with our tariff rebate and DOGE dividend checks, too.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Every day the SPY chart just looks absolutely disgusting.
No like I mean it is physically revolting to look at.
[+5] u/LastPeak6412: LETS GO 671 0DTE PUTS all in
[+5] u/Nictel: We have been informed by most of our Reddit “Allies” that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Bearian, in r/wsb, this, despite the fact that almost every Community strongly agreed with what we are doing, and that bears cannot, in any way, shape, or form, be allowed to let SPY go down. I am not surprised by their action, however, because I always considered Reddit, where we spend Hundreds of Billions of Dollars per year giving plays to these same Communities, to be a one way street — We will give them plays them, but they will do nothing for us, in particular, in a time of need. Fortunately, we have decimated Bear's Capital — Their Puts are gone, their Margin is gone, their Credit and cash is gone and perhaps, most importantly, their Leaders, at virtually every level, are gone, never to threaten us, our stock Allies, or the World, again! Because of the fact that we have had such Financial Success, we no longer “need,” or desire, the Reddit communities’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, X, Facebook, or Telegram. In fact, speaking as President of the United Regards of Reddit, by far the Most Powerful Community Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Preeeettty goddamn uncool day so far
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: I really hate the market nowadays
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Remember when SLV used to be volatile? Good old days
[+5] u/damnthatbooty: I don’t understand what retard is buying this right now
[+5] u/diefy7321: This Irish guy too nice, bring out the based leprechaun smh
[+5] u/Numerous_Put4717: This guy is doin that 2 step verbal Trump jig with an Irish accent
[+5] u/Stellarific: Ahh yes now it’s _potential_ nuclear weapon
[+5] u/small_dogs_rock: Don Quixote over here.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: were printing higher lows on the 1 sec candle
[+5] u/Mother-Bottle9962: slow burn for the rest of day. do not buy 0dte
[+5] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: As soon as I sell my 0dte put spy is going to dump, so I'm waiting. but I have shit to do. fucking WASTE OF TIME FUCK YOU WENDY
[+5] u/jackpearson2788: This market is like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber with his fingers in his ears to any neutral or bad news. This bubble pop will be brutal until then callsssss
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: T wants to use a nuke so bad
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Switched sides. Calls to puts.
[+5] u/browsk: Corrupt CRIMINAL news information
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Meeting over. Pomp it.
[+5] u/ComfortableNo5231: You guys wait till Iran releases the gays of hormuz
[+5] u/Specialist-Sun-4751: Bought puts at that morning peak and just sold them. Finally
[+5] u/lordofhunger1: I just want silver to pump again. That was fun.
[+5] u/bb483: holding futures overnight with no stops was the only alarm I needed today
[+5] u/CFBReform: Feels like crypto has been up everyday since the war started
[+5] u/Beverlydringus: Been banging the TSAT drum for months.. finally getting rewarded. Starlink is going to have competition
[+5] u/Suspicious_Depth5545: Stop reversing keep dumping
[+5] u/Thedarkpersona: The strait is still (mostly) closed, right?
[+5] u/Material_Formal3679: MY PORT DOESN’T NEED HELP FROM ANYONE!
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Why Netflix is so gay
[+5] u/wenxuan2: +1% for no reason. Lets goooo. But we still flat for months tho sad
[+19] u/Rrrandomalias: The dumbest motherfucker you know has ChatGPT agreeing with them right now
[+17] u/IndependentBoth2831: BREAKING NEWS
In his March 17, 2026, resignation letter, National Counterterrorism Center Director Joe Kent stated that Iran "posed no imminent threat to our nation" and that the war was a "lie" manufactured by a "misinformation campaign" from high-ranking Israeli officials and a powerful American lobby to deceive the President.
OH SHOCKER DONT TELL ME WE LIED ABOUT ANOTHER WAR 🙄
[+16] u/NaiveMercury: I lost 3k today so to make up for it I deposited 3k in my trading app, so now I am break even
[+15] u/Abe2025: I once taught my landlord to daytrade, now we are both renting
[+15] u/Initial-Magazine2169: LinkedIn makes this place look like a Mensa convention.
[+15] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Please crash. Been holding all cash since 1929.
[+13] u/incaseofmisuse: inflation is up, oil and gas up, employment down, usa at war, healthcare cost up, Americans are struggling...
spy goes up. dumbest shit ever. the market comes at me with no lube.
[+12] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Don't you all get it? The purpose of the stock market the last 8 months is to sell options to idiots and sleep well each night.
[+12] u/Senpai_Slime: "Wow what a nice green day, I bet my call options are printing" gentlemen they are in fact, not printing
[+12] u/SlickyTrader: Drill team 6 inbound
[+11] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Trying to sell an old pair of shoes for $20 while simultaneously losing $2k on stocks is a weird feeling
[+11] u/Realistic_Wrap_9767: Oil spiking spy about to drill baby drill
[+11] u/spudbro00: J POW should walk out, slam his nuts on the table and say we are raising rates due to the war and higher than expected inflation. As the President has suggested we don't want to be "too late" to act.
[+10] u/Jebusfreek666: Bear flag on spy. Look for a drop incoming. I am guessing to 668ish range.
[+10] u/dontlikeyacutG: The amount of comments I’ve seen “why pump?” “Holy pump” and I check and spy’s been flat af for 2 hours lol
[+9] u/warm-regard: 15k tax bill, fuck my fat chungus life
[+9] u/nadoterisback: LinkedIn makes this place look like a Mensa convention.
[+9] u/noahmfs: How many wars has won 🥭 already? Like 14 right, 7 before Iran and he has won 7 times the war in Iran already.
[+9] u/No_Fig_7835: At least we have Dune to look forward to.
[+9] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Ive got $20 bet going that 🥭 says "pounded" in his next 15 min+ speech.
[+9] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Crazy that Arkansas is a real place.
[+9] u/Nova-JC: Oil and spy simultaneously pumping
[+9] u/PinealTone: Can someone kindly ask Bessent to stop shorting oil?
Let the real price reflect the demand and supply.
Thanks
[+9] u/Critical_Survey_975: I think I’d rather have someone hit me in the head with a fucking sledgehammer rather than trade this fucking market
[+9] u/Everythingisokey: For fk sake when do we see -5% days. Do we really need nuclear war for to see this
[+8] u/Neither-Still-8841: It's crazy that even with inflation, growing unemployment, private credit funds withdrawals capped, cc delinquencies through the roof, and oil at $100+, SPY is still growing.Bullish
[+8] u/trainwreck001: DAMN ANOTHER TANKER BLOWN UP IN THE STRAITS.
OIL $300
[+8] u/chromeskittlez: welp I bought puts at the bottom. Ama
[+8] u/spudbro00: If they run this up on no volume again I swear I'm calling the manager and waiting on hold
[+8] u/dontlikeyacutG: I keep thinking my phones got shit connection, no spy just isn’t moving at all
[+8] u/spyputs1: So check this, they ran the price up from 8am up to 6750, trapped fomo call crowd early morning, ran the price down to trap puts under 6725 and are steady selling into 6725
Fucking diabolical move. I’m guessing this price won’t hold up later in the week. Someone is trying to get out before FOMC
[+8] u/Character_Pirate_152: Full port calls. Investors don't care about shit.
[+8] u/Kirko_Cousins: What's this **Tater decay** everyone's been yammering about?
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: You have better odds playing bacaratt blackjack or red or black on roulette then playing in this market
[+7] u/miss_donald_trump: Why aren’t we green for St. Patrick’s Day? 🍀
[+7] u/JernauG: Can anyone hear the music
[+7] u/EvolvingDior: He's so fucking easy to manipulate. Sad that all the people with the money and power to do it are evil.
[+7] u/spudbro00: volume dead until tomorrow fed meeting unless some major headline hits the news about the war
[+7] u/trainwreck001: MONGO OWN PEOPLE CALLING HIM A LIAR ON IRAN. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
UK SAID FUKK YU.
THIS IS GONNA TAKE YEARS.
OIL $300
[+7] u/samwehl: Paying taxes is such a scam. All you get is dog shit roads in return. all money to pay for military and fraud. Tariffs are just a bonus tax. I put in an order for some car shit and get an email back saying they won’t ship to the US anymore. At this point I’m hoping I get nuked.
[+7] u/betaforever: Powell will arrive in a hawk suit tomorrow, 640P
[+7] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Everyone’s so bearish here. Wish I saw all these comments before I bought puts :(
[+7] u/BotherPlayful4703: I bought calls sorry guys
[+7] u/Haikoe: IF THERE IS NO PROBLEM, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY OIL THEN DONNY
[+6] u/Notable_Naps: Did he really just say we are gonna do something with Cuba real soon???
This man can't just let the market rise by staying quiet for more than 2 seconds
[+6] u/kal14144: Who’s anoooooos rekt?
[+6] u/Worried-Action-9497: Send 2-3 years chopistan and forget
[+6] u/D1finalboss: Some of you locked in and can’t get out and it really shows
[+6] u/NotaPornMoniker: So MU is gonna dump out on earnings whether or not they beat right? This shit is so hyped up im seeing nvda earnings flashbacks
[+6] u/Hairy_Muff305: I would love that. Orange bellend would fill his diaper.
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Lol market is such a scam
[+6] u/DrHientzKetchup: we won 8 times yesterday WE CANT STOP WINNING MR PRESIDENT PLEAAASEEE 😩
[+6] u/0DTEKing: I need Spy to go 680 in next 5 minutes 😁
is it possible? 😁
[+5] u/spudbro00: theta just burning my puts alive even though its dropping
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Yesterday I got torched in 2 bad moves so today I took 25% gain and I’m out
[+5] u/Bphan01: At this point if he sht his pants and it started leaking by the podium, that would be considered "priced into the anticipated market"
[+5] u/DealLead190: This dumb Sarah on CNBC can't stand her..
[+5] u/DealLead190: Why they always put Cramer with Jensen. He is so dumb its embarassing
[+5] u/Anonymustafar: Can’t wait to see this loser psychopath Sam Altman go broke when his company fails
Do not hold msft if you have half a brain
[+14] u/No_Bat5023: I GO SHORT - MARKETS PUMP
I GO LONG - MARKETS DUMP
I inverse myself, market inverse my inverse.
WTF
[+13] u/SarcasticTrumpet: People joke and meme it but it actually is crazy how coordinated and blatant this shit is, with absolutely no oversight at all
[+13] u/AwarenessOk5979: minimum wage paycheck just hit. time to hit the options chain
[+12] u/14BrewMan: I work in the oilfield, if any of you dipshits need a job fucking everywhere is hiring
[+12] u/krazay88: it's going to end red isn't it?
[+11] u/Lapidated_Llama: Oil is staying at its highs and the market continues to pump?
[+10] u/MrCoolGuy42: Held 0dte puts for like 4hrs, just sold for a small loss. Time to dump. You’re welcome
[+10] u/derprondo: Mario Kart World is $80? Eighty fucking dollars? So to play it you have to spend $445 for the Switch 2, $80 for the game, then another $80 for every additional controller? Dude wtf.
EDIT: LMAO shit $80 for controllers was Switch 1 prices, it's $100 for Switch 2 controllers!
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Eli Lilly crashing like they solved obesity LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Who-else-could-i-be: I fucking hate this market.
[+9] u/Basis_404_: Bulls: hold on here comes the rip
*SPY drills a half percent*
[+9] u/Leading-Future6691: Need 669 in next hour
[+8] u/StoneyGwynn: MSFT is the wackest stock. Fuck everyone at MSFT
[+8] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: just completed round trip break even hell
[+8] u/Beazt11123: SOFI, you piece of dog s
[+8] u/TimingEzaBitch: wednesday is a dump day
[+8] u/auroraavm: how long is this going to pump on bad news jesus christ the inhumanity
[+8] u/hallett21: Can we wake up to 600?
[+8] u/joan_goodman: “Hormuz it or loose it.”
[+8] u/Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3: in real life, tell people that you invest your 401k into the index. If you tell them anything else, it's the sexual equivalent of telling them you like feet.
[+8] u/bidahtibull: At this point, the market is no longer dependent on the US economy.
[+8] u/Pizanch: I work for the greediest fucking company. They cut our bonuses and expect the same work all while boasting record revenues in their earnings call. Fucking cunts.
[+7] u/AlmightyCheesusCrust: Human extinction? Priced in
[+7] u/Deadsea3132: Tell me how I managed to entirely concentrate in META and MSFT and they end up being two of the most bitch ass stocks to exist. Seriously fuck them
[+7] u/Erieztoys: SOFI just bleeds day, after day.
[+7] u/tugrulthelol: Random rant but I fucking hate bravos research or whatever the fuck their channel is, literally just posts some random fucking bullshit, and always with the same clickbaity thumbnails and is a fucking eyesore on my feed
"It happened"
"Its happening"
"Its begun"
"Its official"
"Its starting"
When is it gonna fucking end, I'd say more but I'd get banned off of reddit, is my crash out warranted
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: 650 tomorrow , JPOW: gonna start with Good night bulls
[+7] u/postachioo: I would like to speak to the SPY manager please
[+7] u/ButterscotchFew9855: I'm just now realizing we went to war with the government shut down
[+7] u/neverthy: Everytime taco talks about how high is stock market it proceeds to dump lol
[+7] u/hallett21: Dog shit volume. Anyways 685 tomorrow
[+7] u/Killersax: Can we get that good old biblical crash already
[+7] u/No_Bat5023: Why has SPY and QQQ been so range bound for the past 3 months
[+7] u/brucekeller: Anybody ever get into nice mechanical pencils and then nicer pens and then fountain pens and then all of a sudden $1k fountain pens and pens with ultraflex and shit?
Yeah that would be totally weird and stuff. Glad that's not me!
[+6] u/Powered_by_Ghost: VIX only at 22 now. I guess war is over and everything is peaceful again
[+6] u/trumpdiego: ##CNBC Announcer: Look, so we're in a war with Iran, so oil is above $100, so there's no end in the forseeable future, so cuba has no power, and europe hates us... so what. That doesn't mean you should sell a single stock, and in fact, you should be buying more. That's the fundamentals baby.
[+6] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Is Bear Stearns a good buy here?
[+6] u/Micheal_Hancho: Mr. 🥭, I am resigning my post.
\-Joseph Kent
Sorry, who the hell are you again?
\-Don 🥭
[+6] u/bluen: Did oil have good earnings?
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Nice to see SOFI on the board, even if for the wrong reason.
[+6] u/qui_tam_gogh: Let the market die. Kill it if you have to.
[+6] u/Ok_Customer900: Not selling my MSFT and buy MU shares instead... Gotta be me!
[+6] u/Sea_Trip_8941: J Powell should roast 🥭 tomorrow and said he keeps causing inflation to spike.
[+6] u/Healingowl: Kuwaiti oil $148 a barrel
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Is SPY forming a bear flag?
[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Flights to Dubai getting low
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Nvda flat.
People didn't like his datacenters in space talk?
[+6] u/No_Bat5023: NOTHING MOVES THE MARKET ANYMORE.
War, inflation, recession, unemployment.
IT JUST KEEP RANGING.
[+5] u/penelope5674: Too bearish in here calls it is
[+5] u/OptionGamble: Pics or didn’t happen
[+5] u/j48u: Sold my 0DTE puts on that dip and made 2% profit instead of 100% loss like a was planning.
[+5] u/Powered_by_Ghost: Oh we crashing now bois. Recession back on the menu
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Titty twisters if u ain't wearing green
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: Can we go back one year to where you could just buy calls on anything? My dumbass still lost 30k but I’d take what I learned.
[+5] u/jonnyraza27: I will buy WDC and MU puts now
[+5] u/whitepug: my puts will expire worthless but die as martyrs in valhalla
[+5] u/pootenanner: All selling after 2pm. Sorry bols it’s not staying up here. Too many will rush for the exits into a hawkish fomc
[+5] u/Ecomonist: People talk about the price of gas, but the true driver of inflation of goods is the price of diesel, which has jumped much higher, much quicker. Just gotta wait for the slow kids to grasp this reality.
[+5] u/ScrewChaseBank: WTF happened to SOFI?!
[+5] u/Complex-Note-5274: did a tanker go down? why this oil volume?
[+15] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Spy pull down those pants and dump like a man
[+12] u/anonkraken: Mango out there bragging about a stock market that hasn't moved in six months is fucking comical.
[+11] u/Mysterious-Device-53: I’ve come to the conclusion that the majority of this sub is high on drugs
[+10] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: God today was such a waste of fucking time
[+10] u/targetedliberal: Everyone get ready for the big candle at 3:31 lmao
[+9] u/Interpersonal: Ahhh yes, classic wild swings when retail can’t trade to pump premiums into flat all afternoon to collect option premiums.
[+9] u/Fun-Ad5619: This game is so rigged..
[+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Just seen a picture of amazons ceo for the first time. Puts on Amazon.
[+9] u/RageQuitHero: mu premiums are so expensive its destined to dump
[+9] u/Sorry_Character_1771: So these 0dte things.... you just buy them and the prices don't move for 4 hours and you hand your money to Citadel and Jane Street?
[+9] u/Snoo23417: Two green days with no solution to the oil crisis. I'm impressed.
[+8] u/WheelingOptions: Big booty latinas will bring world peace.
[+8] u/IXI_Bman: Just fucking give it up my god. Bulls glad you grinded out 3 months to be rangebound 20 points lmaooo.
[+8] u/Zentaury: Sofi was doing great until I bought in…
[+8] u/iThinkiStartedATrend: Today is just molesting options buyers
[+8] u/Sidney_Godsby: NVDA rumored to be the next Ayatollah. You know what to do, 🥭
[+8] u/bigjimsribs: Disgusting price action
[+8] u/Comfortable733: I am 7 out of 12 beers deep boys and I still have 2 hours to go fuck man working in the office sucks
[+8] u/Yousoldmetohigh: These past 4 hours on SPY could have been an email.
[+8] u/AvocadoPurees: I have an app that locks social media after 20 min use, but before It kicks me out I have this sick play to share that is free money, so you
[+8] u/Immediate_Ferret_367: The day that kills all 0dte options!!!
[+8] u/manishnumber11: I have a feeling this oil crisis is manipulated
[+8] u/Buddha988: Wasn't whale oil a good thing? Why don't we just lipo the average American for their oil?
[+7] u/bullhunter469: Gay bitch bears YAPPIN "669 kinda day"
Lmfao
[+7] u/LoathedOne: Sofi almost completely recovered, all that for nothing?
[+7] u/Pure-Marketing-4236: What is this? A bull run for ants?
[+7] u/br0botic: Being up big early and then seeing all your gains fade throughout the day is so annoying
[+7] u/oldsguy65: Whatever happened with that government shutdown? They took care of that before starting the war, right?
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: Airlines are holding up surprisingly well considering they might shut down airports soon because of shutdown
[+7] u/Dependent_Bike_3112: my girl told me to stop texting and driving because she thinks I'm texting when I'm looking at my phone while driving. in trying to stay true to her wishes we have lost the down payment
[+7] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Drop below 671 just do it buddy
[+7] u/phagebiscotti: Spy $640p 4/30 same price now as it was when i bought it at 10:15
[+7] u/mankey21: Do you guys buy puts and start convincing yourself this is a sham market and it should dump, then switch to calls and immediately start convincing yourself it's undervalued and it should be pumping?
[+7] u/Glock7enteen: Meta, Apple and Microsoft are the dream team of dogshit stocks
[+7] u/NlNJANEER: Wsb is like those little fish you see swimming around blue whales picking at the algae on their skin
[+7] u/StophJS: Gonna put all my money in CPB for when we are all eating nothing but soup.
[+6] u/Best_Sherbert_9481: Honestly now I’m glad I sold my puts early, just checked and my puts are worth the same as when I sold and the price is lower than what I sold it at😂
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: Being bearish on Micron is actually wild
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Why do cats keep shilling MU? It's like all they say.
[+6] u/Hot-Performancy: Yeah we’re never seeing red again
Toodles bears 😂
[+6] u/noahicerider: Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, SPY stock had a great fall
[+6] u/klippklar: Larijani was killed in Israeli strikes today. For everyone who doesn't know he was Irans Witkoff equivalent and already in back channel text talks about possible resolutions the last days. There was an image of him walking among protesters just days ago too. Trump was building his exit narrative this morning. Well, another door was closed for the US to back out, this time by Israel.
[+6] u/imusuallydrunkatnine: Just lost $90 by fat fingering a trade. Time to put the phone down.
[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: i lost everything on TTD
[+6] u/miata_only: My shoe shine boy was talking to me about Kharg island's geopolitical importance he read an article on Yahoo! Finaance, you guys.
[+6] u/dangerusZone: Shorting everything people be hyping up here made me so much money. I kinda feel bad.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Bro. I can't do this anymore. It's too much winning.
[+5] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Holy crap israel got Larjani ...
I was not expecting that.
If they go after every visible person in iranian government... jesus
this conflict might not end soon at all
[+5] u/6hchill: SPY calls
https://preview.redd.it/n7sy5ienlnpg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3973dec454b814cd062e44893dd532f4ad2a68a7
[+5] u/harryburton420: buying up all the cardboard houses around me, the prices might boom
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Power 35 minutes so there is something to see today? Fuck
[+5] u/longlivecabu: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?
I WAS PROMISED $700 OIL !!!
[+5] u/iliveasimplelife: Muddy Water short report on SOFI [https://muddywatersresearch.com/research/2026/mw-short-0317/](https://muddywatersresearch.com/research/2026/mw-short-0317/)
haha, fuck you i'm buying and thank you for the dip gaylords MW
[+12] u/housemouse431: im now 1,000 percent convinced that this market will not let you hold any option beyond a single trading day.
no gain is protected and theyll chop you till you lose it all.
[+11] u/McClintockC: Stay dehydrated
This is financial advice
[+9] u/Glam34: grinding out 30-40 dollar scalps. This isnt living
[+9] u/deandotcom: Lot of people making money and then there's me holding HOOD
[+9] u/McClintockC: I can't believe Obama would do this
[+8] u/CPA-hole: This price action is horrendous
[+8] u/ismebbb: Why does the market bother going up when it just goes down the next day
[+8] u/Bruin1217: Bulls be like “WE’RE SO BACK GET FUCKED BEARS” and it’s just spy up 0.3%
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: If your doctor doesn’t wear Hokas you ain’t gonna make it
[+8] u/Recent_Register_2952: first guiness complete, on to the next
[+7] u/Comprehensive-Eye547: Come on freak the fuck out eod and sell before jpow fuk your ports
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: I see that Iran sat another oil field ablaze. This feels pretty bullish, or am I crazy?
[+7] u/YOLOing_2Success: Sorry guys I bought calls on CRCL 10 minutes ago
[+7] u/XorAndNot: Fly me to the MUoon.
[+7] u/Dry-Breath-2682: I'm fucking tired, my patience is ending
[+6] u/throwawayyhs: I thought I was a genius buying the MSFT dip. Then I bought the dip 3 times DCA'ing like a beast. All for it to fucking be under 400 since earnings holy fuck
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: Pretty bullish on MU earnings in here, it could be the greatest rug pull of all time
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: BEARS OUR TIME HAS COME, prepare ur puts!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+6] u/Ihateporn2020: what do we make of the fed decision tomorrow? Probably hold steady and hawkish comments?
[+6] u/SuspiciousStable9649: Has anyone posted this diplomatic work of art here yet?
US recruiting Iran ships to help with oil.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/17/business/iran-war-boats-russian-oil.html
[+6] u/Tis_But_A_Scratch___: Can’t find shit on why SOFI dropped. These Algo trades…
[+6] u/surmoiFire: fill it up in Mexico
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Big money left the us market, spy ded
[+5] u/tinydisaster: So we won the war, except for the shooting tankers, and we want countries to send warships, except we don’t need their help, but we need them to send minesweepers, except they haven’t put mines in the water.
Cool. Cool.