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[+18] u/YoDooley: Lulu better become a data center during this call
[+17] u/WarmCan3034: Lulu stock the same price as their leggings now 🥰🥰
[+15] u/Maximum_Light409: My cowardice on LULU was rewarded.
[+12] u/GiraffeBaron: 37, divorced, conventionally attractive, primary custody of a 6yo, low level corporate job at a big bank
Single professional women my age want nothing to do with me
Only women who want me are 22-26yo with daddy issues or 35-45yo with mental health issues
Trying to end the summer situation I have going with a smoking hot bartender and she is losing it
$ROPE kind of day tbh
[+11] u/SoldToOpen: My therapist told me I'm really bad at picking up on social cues.
I think she's in love with me
[+10] u/MoesOtherBar: U.S. national average price of diesel has set a new record: $5.820/gal
[+9] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: SPY went up 1% today and yet I managed to blow half my gambling portfolio with badly timed calls and puts smh
[+8] u/JessKingHangers: Panic sold my LULU calls before close thank god
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: Some dude turned $2k hood weekly calls into $54k why can it never be me
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Pretty fucking bad. This could be one of those -30% plunges
$LULU issues downside guidance for Q3, sees EPS of $0.93-0.98 vs. $2.40 consensus.
Sees Q3 revs of $2.29-2.32 billion vs. $2.53 billion consensus.
[+7] u/Sea_Stand_164: OH YOU FUCKERS, THE CHAT IS BACK
[+7] u/No_Current3675: >**Lululemon Athletica to partner with AI leader Nvidia on revolutionary cameltoe containment technology**
[+6] u/le_pedal: Are people still bullish about MU and SNDK at these prices? Or have ya'll moved on? Last month that's all you heard of in here.
[+6] u/AmAz3dME: holy crap llu is going sub 100
[+6] u/Frosty1397: LULU announces:
We're now discontinuing retail sales & moving into supplying the US military with uniforms
[+6] u/empty-bensen: Holy shit LULU, glad I didn’t buy in to the hype.
[+6] u/Rude_Coffee_8003: Lost 6k of my 10k port I’ve worked to save for 6 years so today had me contemplating life tbh
[+6] u/BadaBingSil: LULU was holding up the whole market
it's over
[+6] u/broke_person: LULU LESSON 101
Forward PE doesn't mean shit if a company is in a decline
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/znightmaree: Bears block all the bulls, only see comments from bears saying the market will crash, and then CANNOT FATHOM why line goes up and to the right
# LMAOOOO
[+6] u/Constant-Sweet-3718: My moves tomorrow? Get rich or die trying.
[+6] u/shmito17: LULU under $100 incoming. Damn. There is no bottom lol
[+6] u/niwmo: LULU is the inflation indicator.
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Most obvious close and most obvious opportunity to buy puts eod. We all know we’re gonna bleed tomorrow. Nothing has fundamentally changed but bears being squeezed out
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Idc I will buy puts until I’m out of money 😡😡😡😡
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: LULU -20% by tomorrow
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: LULU is partaking in Septembear
[+5] u/DumbNutter: ZS engaged the reversing engine
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: Ok MU really starting to piss me off. I explicitly asked for it to 10x after it 10xd and it hasn't and now I'm broke.
[+5] u/GEOdude2027: GEO is up 100% in 6 months and coming up against long term resistance. They are the #1 private contractor of ICE and will come into the crosshairs of congress when dems take FULL CONTROL and defunding ICE becomes the #1 domestic talking point.
There has never been a more obvious short
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Lulu execs need to be arrested
[+5] u/Lokoto123: I’m at a point where I’d rather blow my cash at the strip club then options
[+5] u/Madsen13140: This is what your get for making leggings that hide cameltoes
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers extinct 3 days into their little Septembear lmao
[+5] u/PyloPower: Imagine thinking a clothing brand deserves a tech valuation
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Yoga pants, half off.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: First CRDO, now Lulu and zs. I can’t stop getting pounded 😫😫
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: maybe LULU should start selling Jorts
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: Is this dump in the room with us right now?
[+9] u/churnAmex: Please post ur LULU Loss Porn u/Michael\_Korleone
[+8] u/Metal-Water: A milf at Whole Foods smiled at me and it cured my depression for a second
[+8] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: VP Vance: main objective to open the straight.
Also wasn't a problem 6 months ago lmao
[+8] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: LULU pants are literally the WORST to shit your pants in
[+7] u/plumpypenguin: \> LULU makes up roughly 17.4% of Burry's portfolio. He has framed the stock's collapse, from more than $423 in early 2025, as a symptom of temporary mismanagement rather than a broken business.
this is why he closed down his fund and started selling $40/month subscriptions to his stock picks lmaooooo
[+7] u/ThetaGrim: You can't hurt a bag holder, what's another -16%
[+7] u/EmptyCash5704: Market crash confirmed tomorrow. Seeing way too many portfolio screenshots not just in wsb but other investing subreddits as well.
[+7] u/welrope: Zoomer sex at all time lows. That knowledge led me to assume bussy is on their menu so leggings are off. Loaded up on lulu puts. Insane that it’s that simple
[+7] u/Non-mon-xiety: It’s kind of crazy just how many problems would get automatically better if every billionaire were somehow disappeared overnight
[+6] u/alone-in-the-chat: why TTWO keeps going down??
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I loaned a neighbor $27 in 2015 and he said he'd pay me back
He knocked on my door in 2018 saying he had my money but he needed a ride to the Quick Cash loan place
Curious, I drove him there and he told me that he got a loan for $1,200
I was confused so I had him read me the details but he didn't read the contract (evidently)
We get there and I ask to read the terms and he had to pay back $2,400 in 2 weeks
I told him this was stupid and to say no, but they told him he already signed the contract and gave him the cash
I had him give me my $27 anyways
He said he was going to use the rest of the money to get the new iPhone and a haircut
Never saw that guy again but at least the debt was repaid
[+6] u/ImmediatePainter9747: Your lulu puts would print if you guys knew any women
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: Down 70% on my port now. Fuck 0dte. Fuck options i need to stop wtf
[+6] u/MiniCow406: Going into tomorrow short on NVDIA
[+6] u/vermilli21: Market will probably pump again tomorrow even with a cooked CPI
[+6] u/Independent-Tree-985: Jesus fuck, Youtube is convinced I want to hear some fat middle aged work-from-home dad tell me how to buy tech stocks
Please youtube, I just want to know when mango speaks, nothing else
[+6] u/Dependent-Goose8240: Today was nice, but what I really need is a MU, SNDK, ASTS +15% day.
[+6] u/Main_Ad3943: day 2 of praying for global economic collapse overnight
[+5] u/Vlisa: LULU are fucking idiots. Instead of doing recalls for too sheer material, market them as a “naughty” line. Guys and gals would go crazy over that shit.
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Ozempic killed lulu the asses died
[+5] u/welrope: Even Kim Jung wouldn’t hold puts going into labor day
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: HOW FUNNY WOULD IT BE IF THE 30 YR YIELD HIT 10% 🫴
[+5] u/Andromeda_TT: LETS BANKRUPT BURRY SO HE STOPS SHORTING OUR FAV STOCKS 😂
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Lulu merging with allbirds to pivot to data centers
[+5] u/btoned: I was rage downvoted when I said LULU opening 90-95 tomorrow morning.
Apologies about that.
85-90*
[+5] u/Venice_LA: Imagine paying 450 bucks a year for the advice of shorting NVDA and going long LULU.
[+5] u/TowelFart: lulu dead, victorias secret dead, the economy is so bad women are buying all their clothes on shein
[+5] u/FrankelloHello: Let’s do that again tomorrow
[+5] u/Sock_Deep: are boys pray for my Tesla puts 💔
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Not to be that guy but, lulu cheap as shit now lol
[+5] u/OptionGamble: Y’all still doing 0 DTE options? Those are now considered leaps. We are on the 15 minute BTC price predictions.
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: When LULU gonna come out with the lady boy line with a little extra room in the crotch? No wonder they tanking.
[+5] u/dolhingod7777: what an absolute fumble by bears the last two days.
[+5] u/CauliflowerNo6976: Imagine going to an interview with a back ground check and they just sit across from you and read out every comment you've made on this sub though
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: lulu making you de-LULU
[+5] u/Wollipthethird: Is tomorrow another bull rush or what?
[+5] u/LiquidityDonor: this is why you will never have anything
[+17] u/dbgtboi: How tf is lulu still even in business when other companies are selling leggings that go right into your asshole?
[+11] u/WocketWaccoon: Too many fat bitches wear LULU now 🐻🐻🐻
[+11] u/vCharged: TSLA selling off because there's no stream link is hilarious
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: Absolutely SHOCKING Muskrat hyped something up and didn't deliver. Surely no one could find countless other examples of this happening.
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Imagine owning no shares and you just trade short dated options and are down for the past 5 years
[+10] u/neal_73: People make 50k from 2k. Here I am making 0 from 2k. Continuously. Non stop.
[+8] u/aspenextreme03: Lulu diving is deserving. They stopped making a lot of their most popular products, went to bs collabs and drove away their most loyal customers not honoring their once awesome warranty
[+7] u/spilledonwhite: I'm starting to hate this and getting closer and closer to just porting VOO and deleting the app.
Literally a monkey throwing darts could trade better than me.
I keep doing it because it is so absurd I can't believe the level the market continues to inverse me...
I've bought low, I've bought high, I've bought calls, I've bought puts, I've sold calls. I get fucked every time.
I know I know, "inverse yourself"
I fucking might
[+7] u/jmc774: Ozempic killed LULU. Women dont need to work out anymore
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: In July 2025, Musk said the company's robotaxi network would expand at a "hyper-exponential rate" and be available to half the population of the U.S. by the end of 2025.
Keep buying, he wouldn't lie
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Donnie and the boys are in the lab cooking the numbers. We will have a beautiful scenario with robust growth and cooling inflation
SPY +2% tomorrow
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Fukin Tesler is wild. Pumps and dumps with a vengeance
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: Let's see:
+$14k on Monday
+$9k on Tuesday
+$35k on Wednesday
+$90k today
Damn that looks great!
I'm gonna go ahead and type out some more numbers now:
+$239k on Friday
+$512k on Saturday
+$978k on Sunday
Impressed? Should I keep going?
[+6] u/ds1385: I'm not in LULU but will help the bagholders out by spending my $75 quarterly amex platinum credit today. you're welcome.
[+6] u/SteakEater137: I dont understand this push for no taxes on tips. Why should that form of income be special and tax exempt? Also seems unfair to let servers get a pay advantage over the manual labor guys even if you work in the same field.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Host8514: Can’t sell the news if there is no news 🧠
[+6] u/Holiday-Career-9349: I am writing an autobiography titled
Poor Dad, Re
tarded Dad
.
[+5] u/Huntington777: To all the fat women who decided it was “cool” or “acceptable” to wear leggings, fuck you very kindly for ruining my kids education fund that was stored in highly volatile weekly LULU calls
[+5] u/kenathen: lulu need to do AI pant to pump
[+5] u/flowingwin: I was down to my LAST $800 and I couldn’t sleep. I bought 2 $7700 SPX calls at $4 on Robinhood during extended hours around 2am.
I was so depressed I ended up sleeping until right now. Just woke up and saw my account is now $10k.
[+5] u/Goldonthehorizon: But Micheal Burry said a better type of investor is holding LuLu. WTF!
[+5] u/No_Presentation9490: i dont know why the fuck you would invest in consumer discretionary like lulu when oil is 95$ and rates are 5.4%
[+5] u/vCharged: No stream so SELL!!!!!
[+5] u/niaqr: Why do we call it labor day if no one works
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Lulu is dropping because chatbots don't need yoga pants, trust me bro.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Lol cyber cab is a scam....Tesla poops again 😂 👎
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine owning a large amount of shares in a company that makes leggings
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao burry long Lulu (dead) and short Palantir (soaring) is hysterical. Guy is constantly wrong
[+5] u/dadugooba: Tsla is going to crater from this. My goodness. No news after all that run up. 350 open
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: They're going to drag out the jobs report longer than a Star Citizen release date
[+5] u/cbusoh66: SPCX pump absolutely positively has nothing to do with the underwriters (almost evert Wall Street investment bank) shares unlock next week. Don't be stupid, it's all organic because everyone believes it's an $800 stock.
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: Never forget
As shitty of a day, a week, or a month as you've had
There's still some poor bastard that bought LULU at $511
[+5] u/Evander85: ZS worst company on the planet
[+5] u/Meliodas_32: There goes my zs calls
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Whenever I read people going all in on stocks like LULU or ASTS or something, I just scratch my head. Maybe they have some upside potential, but out of all the thousands of stocks you could put your money into, you put all your conviction into them?
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: Retail sales getting wrecked but at least we have AI spend, right?
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Poor bers. 4 fed governors sound hawkish, best we can do is -.30% spy. One guy sounds dovish, +1% 😂
[+5] u/Huntington777: Imagine buying Lulu at $100 when a bag holder bought it at $480 just a few years back 🤣
[+5] u/kryptonyk: 🥭 doesn’t even have to fake “talks are going well” to pump to ATH now. Kinda impressive.
Just get a fed member to be like “hey we totally might not raise rates guysss!”
[+5] u/Careless-Place-170: you're not gon make it to sue. they have this cool AI feature where they reverse to make sure they finish the job
[+5] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: No one wants staglatoon
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: I’m ashamed of myself for ever turning on options
[+9] u/daddysgirl794: Market is now exactly where it was earlier this month when oil was $8 cheaper and diesel wasn't at ATH. Which one is lying?
[+8] u/br0botic: How do I tell my wife I lost 100k on yoga pants?
[+8] u/OhMyGodMyNutz: Lol lulu puts are up 2000%
[+6] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I’m a 42 year old dad of 3 who had 30% of his net worth on a company based out of the Cayman Islands
[+6] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: I am over leveraged and under confident 🧸
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: America needs its boys playing football and not play video games & watching porn all day
[+5] u/-IQ200: LULU revenue miss is our recession indicator.
[+5] u/Scary-Bluebird589: Market open will be worse for LULU we may see $90
[+5] u/FuckleUp: CRCL acts like a 4x ETF for 🌽
[+5] u/Federal-Watch: QQQ 730 tomorrow or I go for drinks with a married man 😒💅
[+5] u/AutisticGayBear69: I thought VSXY was supposed to print after earnings with the GTA VI black thong DD. 😭
[+5] u/ITeachYourKidz: If I was a mod, people would say, “Wow, there goes the best mod ever, because he’s gayer than Hell.”
[+5] u/aftherith: LULU butts used to mean something
[+5] u/TaoTeCha: Just saw some guy in today's chat say he started a position in lulu lol
[+5] u/Silent_Preparation70: Not surprised at LULU. GAP Athleta had a bad quarter.
[+5] u/bricktown11: Had a big bag of uipath for a long time. Today is nice
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: LMAOO PATH from +15% to -5%
[+5] u/Key_Change_6635: My $ LULU 105p might end up at 1k when the market opens.
This is crazy.
[+5] u/SkumbagBets: RDDT back to $145 so i can swing again pls?
[+5] u/wizlanator: Just fired 4700 from a 0 interest loan on 773 overnight puts. 768 open
[+5] u/SomePolack: Tried to sell CC's twice and ended up buying calls instead RIP
[+5] u/RoyaleWithCheesess: Why wouldn't they stream this event?
[+5] u/Prestigious_Way_738: MSTR is down 56% over the last year and Saylor is posting AI videos like he won. What a fucking tool.
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Homeless dude just called me racist as I was filling up my car because I told him I got no cash on me lmao
[+9] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Claude was created by people with poor social skills
[+8] u/Kindled808: So, massive week for me. I think I caught the dragon. Whatever I’ve been chasing all these years, I have it. I’m going to put it in the right place and coast. I don’t think I’ll be back here again. After 10 years active trading, few tips:
Always buy time
Never short tesla
Pay attention to RSI
If you have a winning position, cash it
Best of luck regards
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I got 3 SPX 7700p at eod that I'm not feeling too good about.
[+7] u/Snowman33001: LOL BTC bers literally shaking
[+7] u/iTouchStuff: \*MICHAEL BURRY SAYS LULULEMON IS HIS LARGEST POSITION, PLEDGES AGGRESSIVE BUYING UNDER $100
\*BURRY SUGGESTS PRIVATE EQUITY TAKEOVER AS POTENTIAL LONG-TERM OUTCOME FOR LULULEMON
guys im starting to think burry might actually be retarded
[+7] u/solidsneeze: at least I won't lose money Monday
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears asking for blood tomo, it’s embarrassing
[+6] u/Throwaway37620: I want a Japanese wife
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Tesla +10% tomorrow after cancelling event ......😦👍
[+6] u/bearhunter429: #I love how Tesla isn't streaming its Cybercab event. They invited a bunch of fanboys to attend and gloat them and they don't want anyone else to see how shitty their technology is LMAO🤌
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: You know that video of Robert Downey Jr touring Wallstreet in the '90s and showing his reaction? We need an update video of him looking through WSB and seeing what his reaction would be now.
[+6] u/Late_Impression_7168: If you pick a seat near the bathroom in an airplane, when people queue up for the bathroom they will continuously fart on your face
[+6] u/GainzandPumpz: Burry getting buried 😂 regard full ported lululemon at like 240 a share
[+5] u/zeebee098: Having to go to work tomorrow is such bullshit
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: We been range bound for 5 months
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: If Lindsay can claim psychosis then I’m claiming I wasn’t me when I made some of those trades I’m ashamed off
[+5] u/semidelight: Im bored for having to wait till 8:30 am tomorrow for a dump to fill my puts up.
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Septembear is cancelled
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: under over on days till the first cybercab cashes/explodes
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Is the Tesla influencer circle jerk over yet?!
[+5] u/BumblebeeMaximum9322: Michael Beary is the equivalent of an artist who made a one hit wonder a decade ago and keeps dropping new albums thinking he can regain the limelight
[+5] u/Queasy_Soil9646: Payroll data tomorrow is going to bomb the fuck out. MMs set everyone up for a premarket rugpull
[+5] u/st0j3: Expecting selling to resume. Rates and debt are a problem. Also going into a long weekend.
[+5] u/DaSquirrelly: Literally down 87% today
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: LULU was $400 a year ago....show us your canyon Becky
[+5] u/Faban1: Thanks to SNOW +4700, HOOD +998, crwd + 1700
[+5] u/Beercules1993: If I bought Lulu pants instead of stock they’d be worth more right now 😭😭😭😭😭
[+5] u/Ble_h: Burry is single-handedly bankrupting me. Short semis and long yoga pants? The fuck was I on listening to that retard.
[+5] u/MrCoolGuy42: My doc is the best. Prescriptions for testosterone, adderall and cialis 💪🧠🍆
Gonna be firing on all cylinders and still lose money on every trade
[+5] u/mtol115: Tesla puts into tmr are the play?
[+5] u/tirtha2shredder: Sold my PATH today at open for a measly 200% gain. Been holding since $10. Sometimes it feels good to take profits....
[+5] u/chinga_tu_barra: didn’t cathie say 🌽 would be at a million by now?
whatever happened there?
[+5] u/Hellmale: I am holding myself from buying long puts on SPY and QQQ. I think I will get cheaper puts next week and 2 weeks from now, the market will crash. Sept 16 will be decisive.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Btc is the money of the future.
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys gotta admit, Cathie was right about PLTR, HOOD, SPCX she just buys in really early
[+5] u/SuffiecientSapian: HPE to $60+ tomorrow and I’m a very happy man
[+5] u/Delicious-Tax5635: There he sits in his 500sq ft apartment. Holding this months rent in calls. Focused without blinking on every 1 min candle. Only slightly distracted by the 10 inch oscillating fan that’s covered in dust, and the constant sound of his neighbor clapping cheeks through the wall. His neighbor moans loudly as the red candles wipe away his 20% profits, and dive down to his stop for .031 seconds. I’ll be back tomorrow.
[+10] u/Travis---Beckmen: Ok guys, fuck it, im gonna do it!
u/31andnotdone will you marry me?
[+8] u/DrumpfTheBern: I miss 10% days on memory.
[+8] u/Travis---Beckmen: Most dogs smell like stale fritos
Most cats smell like pillows outta the dryer.
This is just a fact, live with it!
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: Correction canceled, that dry powder blowing up ports lmao. But go ahead and wait for the 20% crash after we rip another 50% first LOL 🫵
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Rough day at work but time to look at my full port LULU calls
[+7] u/SignificanceLate7002: Cybershit event videos are starting to come out. Not looking good. 🤣.
Elon didn't even make an appearance.
[+7] u/llasar17: just got my settlement money from state farm! cant wait to buy more puts tomorrow
[+7] u/guccioli: Saying “uh whatever” is kinda a retarded response tho let’s be real
[+6] u/the-real-batman3: market needs a good -5% to bring people back to reality
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: The official Cybercab instructional video is groundbreaking with such revolutionary features like adjustable seats. Climate control, and USB charging ports.
[+6] u/aurorasavm: My obese coworker basically wrapped herself in a snuggie the whole day and didn't work, & every now and then has genital warts on her face from sucking dirty dicks.
[+6] u/music_is_gud: For some reason I never got the whole foot fetish thing...
[+6] u/zlordbeats: so we doing another 1% tomorrow or nah
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: "Lululemon stock rises 250% as company pivots to AI"
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: It's funny, ever since I started paying attention to "seasonality" the market has done the exact opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Christmas rally? Nah
Sell in May and go away? Nah
Holiday effect? Nah
So now we come to septemBEAR, and I think the market is gonna rip. There was some absolutely massive transactions on the Qs earlier this week, and today, we did what we did.
So what's naturally gonna happen, is we'll rip just long enough for everyone to overleverage, then they'll pull the rug. But my base case is higher. At least for the next 2-3 weeks.
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: Lulu just needs to announce AI next earnings and it rockets
[+5] u/31andnotdone: quiet thread, everyone had puts i guess.
[+5] u/BallsHardest: Outside of here, everyone is such a bitter bitch on this site. Like how tf do you retards all seem well adjusted in comparison.
anyway RDDT putz
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: If your body can't fit in an economy seat on an airplane then you must buy first class or pay for 2 seats.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: So the market is cool with $90+ oil and 10yr 4.75+. That’s pretty cool.
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: I just need MU to $2000 by tomorrow and im set
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: breaking news guys - lulu is integrating AI into their yoga pants.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: Watching Shark Tank is once again making me want to invent a cheap gimmicky product so I can make millions selling it on QVC - Would be easier than trying to 1000x my $100 capital with options (will still try though) 🙂
[+5] u/RandyTomfoolery: Job reports gonna be bullshitted
[+5] u/DJisDopeAF: Might just say fuck it and full port GOOGL leaps
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: On a positive note I appealed my ban on reddit and they lifted it saying it was a mistake so that's cool
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Lulu announced a new product specially for its investors. It's called Belt-to-Ass
[+5] u/Turd_burglar76: Pump seems fake. Insiders knew the jobs tomorrow was going to be a dumpster fire so they needed exit liquidity today.
[+5] u/CalRippedken: It's the 3rd of the month and bers already blew their entire monthly disability check
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Even Becky cant afford yoga pants
[+5] u/oldbeancam: Upvoting every comment to offset the LULU baggie
[+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: Just lost my debit card. If any of u guys try to use it just know im geolocating your loved ones address
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/stock_dude9 (3W - 3L, 50%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **QQQ** ▼ | $708.34 → $700.00 | -1.2% | 1d | Lost |
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: Mark my words, LULU will file for bankruptcy in the next 5 years
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: TTD bottomed for sure.
[+5] u/Abe2025: Can the stock market stop pretending that tech is done for? We havent even scratched the damn surface. Bull run this mofo
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Ugh how did I go from mildly tipsy to drunk off my ass wtf
[+5] u/YNeverWAlone: When you open the brokerage and say “oh shit” works for bad and profitable trades
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
And 100% of the shots you do take
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: Why do people always gotta jump to wild guesses. Maybe she's just a serial killer.
[+12] u/DesignerSea494: Turns out my wife and I were at the same concert 5 years before we met. It made me think how wonderful it would have been if we’d met then. I was 300 lbs at the time and she wouldn’t have wanted to date, let alone marry me.
[+11] u/Shijaki: Burry's first wife was Korean. His second wife is Vietnamese. He's got two sons who probably shitpost on wsb on a regular basis. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+9] u/Swimming-Dingo-9695: I'm not technically off work tomorrow, but I don't plan to do shit
[+9] u/harryburton420: 99% of gamblers stop before hitting it big
[+8] u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR: based dell trade: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1w6lhv8/dell_450c/
[+8] u/Cav829: He's 1 vote amongst 12. He can be overruled.
[+7] u/tropicalia84: # FUTES GREEN AF
# JOBS REPORT GOING TO LOCK IN ZERO RATE HIKES
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS
# LETS
# FUCKING
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/THUGGERSEASON: Hot Take: Jimmy Eat World - Bleed American is the best pop album of the last 30 years.
[+6] u/ValuableHippo3931: miceahl burry and ryan cohtard can ligma ballz
[+6] u/ActJolly: what happened to all the top 1% commenter tags?
[+6] u/PastorMatthews: too many flaired up peeps heres. hella flairation
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Fuk. FUUUUUIIIIUUUUUIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
[+5] u/demonhunterking: Waiting for
Burry to declare losses in AI
[+5] u/Professional-Tap2052: Didn't even notice Dell another positive day.
Hard to believe a year ago the entire Internet would rather making fun of Michael Dell wife's face instead of buying DELL missing out a over 250% gain.
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: 56k jobs is low historically
[+5] u/kumako10: Did we pump today cuz insiders know that the job report tomorrow is going to be bad?
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Oil is just a tireless, slow and unyielding march higher :happy:
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: It's so weird after hours when this thread turns into a mopey sigma campfire.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Not ending it all has been my trick to making big money in the market, time in the market
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: pumping astronomically into a long weekend, what could go wrong
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: God damn, stocks are still going up! Feels so bullish.
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Nepalese authorities announce an official end to search for Joe Rogan after critical flooding. RIP
[+5] u/kumako10: Michael burry shorting nbis and buying lulu. He is one of us 💀
[+5] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Just woke up, wtf happened? Huge V?
[+5] u/era_2000: I bought spy calls 3 days in a row and lost money now it’s up 8 dollars why do market makers hate me?
[+5] u/JJGfunk: And Warrrsh awaay the raiiin, black holed son.
[+5] u/CMTTrader: *“Today, lululemon (LULU) is the trickster in my portfolio. This time the trickster is my largest position, and it does seem determined to take me where mermaids fear to tread”* \- Michael Burry
Wut?🤔
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: My recession indicator is my local sushi place empty during its all you can eat window
[+5] u/NativePlant870: !banbet spy 650 24 hr
[+5] u/airmontez5: Shorting LULU in my lulu boxers, shorts, and hoodie
[+5] u/VisualMod: I didn't find any tickers for whatever the hell you just typed.
[+9] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Money does buy happiness, you were lied to
[+9] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: wasnt burry long lulu??? LMAO
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: Lulu really messed up by not having an Ozempic pouch on their leggings.
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Sex, drugs, etc - beach weather
[+5] u/Interesting-Dog-3272: At the end of the day we are all just gamblers
[+5] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Nebius sounds like smth racist
[+5] u/user74837748: TSLA puts, gonna nosedive tomorrow
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: On one hand I am relieved that I sold my LULU calls before close for break even (they were way OTM). On the other hand, I chickened out from buying puts.
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: People really pay Burry $50 a month to tell them to buy lululemon and short Nvidia
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Korea is going to gap down 8% and erase all the gains tomorrow lol
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Some old mfer stole my camera while I was eating a burrito at the DEN airport today. They were able to arrest the POS within an hour. I’m about to go all in on PLTR as a thank you.
[+5] u/zorna0: up 15% NICE, now I just need a small 72% pump to reach ath again
[+5] u/diefy7321: CNN March-August: the US is losing the war
CNN September: the US is winning the war
Lmfaooooooooo
[+5] u/kingoftheoneliners: Heading to the US, when Customs seizes my phone and opens the comment section of Reddit app do you think they’ll know who Fuckface , Shithead, Paramecium in Chief , and that dumb mother fucker is?
[+5] u/Over-Young8392: are data centers are calming and soothing? the sweet hum must be like 24/7 like white noise
[+5] u/Few_Adhesiveness2963: Big Red gonna get everyone tomorrow…
[+5] u/version-two: Why is there so much talk about cats, feet, and butt 🍩 in here tonight? Idk what I just read but it smells like hopeless virgins and hoarders in here, guys…
Get back to bein retards and tell me how to lose more money tomorrow.
[+5] u/Ban_an_able: The Cybertaxi thing is regarded even by TSLA standards. I was prepared for idiocy but this is exponentially dumber. It almost seems intentional.
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: My Ebola test came back Aladeen.
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: serial down voter at it again
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: I prefer positive encouragement.
Let's all get to a healthy weight so we feel good, improve our mental well-being and have a strong heart to live longer for our loved ones 🫂🫂🫂.
[+10] u/GarnishedWages: I chat up the fat chicks at the gym so when they get fit they’ll remember me
The only long term investment worth doing
[+7] u/Easy7777: Semis are back on the menu
SKHY, MU, SNDK
[+6] u/2020isgreat: NORWAY OIL FUND: MAY CUT US TREASURY HOLDINGS BY ABOUT $80B FT
yes sir
[+6] u/Overgrown_Dreams89: Why SNDK and MU mooning right now?
[+6] u/Effective_Refuse_314: Guys this is not funny
[+5] u/yahooms: # HEAR ME OUT
# VICTORIA'S SECRET SHOULD OFFER A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE.
# FOR EXAMPLE, NEW SET LINGERIE IS SENT MONTHLY, GIRLS WOULD SEND BACK TO THEIR USED ONES 👙💨 TO GET NEW ONES FOR CHEAP.
# THEN, WE SELL THE USED ONES ON THE INTERNET!!!!! A BUNCH OF WEIRDO WOULD BUY THAT
#
[+5] u/Party-Entertainer698: calls or put someone tell me i lost so much fucking money to day i dont know what to do
[+5] u/Moaestro: NVDA at 230 what a time to be alive
[+5] u/Ok_Application_444: No one hot at the gym wears LULU anymore, it’s over
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: Calls on DBZ abridged.
[+5] u/ebitdasga: Balls deep in SOXL I really hope this is real
[+5] u/shitbergfuckstick: Jobs numbers tomorrow will be fake as fuck. All time highs.
[+5] u/pinkerton_gov: Lululemon crashing the market was not on my 2026 bingo card
[+5] u/stock_dude9: Inflation nearly back at 4% and they don’t want to raise rates
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: have u ever heard this sam altman guy speak? he's kind of a weirdo
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: That guy who wrote that book that turned into a movie asking the fed to lower rates 🤡
[+5] u/spirit11451: Stocks closed Monday
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Tomorrow is the low volume pamp, Bers don’t buy Poots like me
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: nil, I love Lulu pants. Its the best 💀
[+5] u/iYoloNDX0DTEs: Feeling cute might refinance my home tomorrow.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Having your power out at night is kind of calming in a way
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: You people need to stop losing money.....
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: He also sounds fairly hawkish
[+5] u/_movieguru: Why would a company that makes yoga pants and 10 billion market cap effect the entire market in such a way? Come on now…
[+8] u/Bcider: I love how big Nancy Pelosi’s tits are
[+8] u/RedDreadsComin: Man I’ve been in California for work for like two days and I’ve never wanted to move somewhere so fast, I’m tired of being a Midwest chud
[+7] u/Famous-Cream-8221: Jobs report into long weekend.. will be interesting day at the casino
[+7] u/Lemme_Help_: Any sluts on here awake. Are we pumping again tomorrow?
[+7] u/Imaginary-Ad1621: If MU goes up 3% or more tomorrow I'm showing butt
[+6] u/NobodyCares127: MU may actually break through $1000 tomorrow for the billionth time in the last month. Hopefully it actually stays up there this time
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Sold my 5x mu yesterday. Youre welcome 🫦
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: MU 1000 tomorrow and maybe 1100 by FRIDAY!!!
[+6] u/SniXSniPe: LOL BERS
Sry still practicing for the millionth time
[+5] u/Itchy_Purpose5269: "Before rolling a new ball of poop, a dung beetle climbs on top of it and performs a quick **navigation dance**. It spins in circles to read the sky, takes a snapshot of the celestial landscape, and then hops down to start pushing in a straight line depending on its relative position to the sun, moon or milky way galaxy streak in the night sky."
Fascinating shit
[+5] u/tomtaietot: Market goes up — semis barely move.
Market goes down — semis dump exponentially.
[+5] u/aqjingson: Flat asses r rejoicing today LULU 🛝
[+5] u/EnginrA: I went all in on ZS calls the fuck
[+5] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: this lulu is going to 0 isnt it
[+5] u/dreamwagon: LULU guides down 30 million for the upcoming quarter and loses 1.5 billion in market cap lmao
[+5] u/Adventurous_Sell5994: DELL to $600+ tmr crazy day
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Just had an infinite wiper I eventually just gave up
[+5] u/Pete26l96: Honestly crazy to me how Uber is at the same price I sold it at in January 2025
Countless times I've thought about re-entering, but when I think of all of the bad/negative narratives surrounding it I get put off (huge investments in failing AV companies, constant acquisitions of unprofitable delivery companies in second/third tier markets, growing threat of Waymo, Zoox, etc.)
[+5] u/Prestigious-Put6182: Will gold continue up?
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Cybercab ad shows guy putting his wheelchair in the rear lolll
[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Bichael Murry’s gonna announce a short position in LULU to hedge his long position.
[+5] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Fucking tax man is fining me 700$ in interests and fines for missing 900$ in income reporting in 2023/2024. Suck my asshole clean taxman
[+5] u/TequilaTrader: Michael Burry mows my lawn
[+5] u/ath459: !Ibanbet Nvidia to 225
[+5] u/Napster-mp3: Calls on Black n Milds
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: Just inverted Michal burry bro. Like its that easy. I swear the guy is just fucking with us at this point
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I just want to go back to tendies and diamond hands 🥺
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: lengthmaxxing
Girthmaxxing
Chubmaxxing
[+10] u/Slooogan: Memory > Alzheimer’s
[+10] u/stonksncardboard: Mods rimming each other instead of creating the daily thread
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: * Volkswagen jumps 5% on plans to cut 50,000 jobs amid tariffs
EUROPOORS ARE CELEBRATING UNEMPLOYMENT LMAO 🤌
[+8] u/Capital-Pineapple961: For the law of shrek, today we ath
[+8] u/Iplayminecraftitsfun: Praying this SPCX dogshit crashes
[+7] u/Unh0lyCatf1sh: the names Bond, Junk Bond
[+7] u/McClintockC: Another 1% ripper today would be absolutely diabolical
[+7] u/nai-ba: https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/04/worlds-biggest-sovereign-wealth-fund-plans-to-cut-treasury-holdings.html
That's nice
[+7] u/steem99: awfully bullish in here for a friday
[+7] u/AMadWalrus: During these daily threads I like to upvote everyone’s commmet so they feel seen.
Unless your comment is especially retarded.
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: All this AI yap but still no decent ai pocket 🅱️ussy
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Welcome back, money. I missed you
[+6] u/DependentPangolin818: MU you POS, get to $1100 before earnings so I can sell.
[+6] u/Weak-Equal-9084: Bers got fucked by a big green dildo, what a great day
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: The biggest lesson from options wont be how to trade them.
Most folk to thru life like a blur. Wake up, go to work, suck a dick and go to bed.
Now after doing this routine for a period of precisely 3 years, a person becomes domesticated. Docile and numb.
Nothing wrong with living in a life of consistency and comfort. But by the time a person wakes up and has their eyreka moment they are too old to realize that potential.
So where do options play into this?
Youll lose a lot of money. Its part of this game. To win big, you gotta expose yourself to lose big.
And you will lose big.
Theres nothing you can do to escape the blur of life youre in aside from having a kid, surviving a major disaster, or exoeriencing extreme financial volitility and innevitibly a level of hardship.
These things trigger a sub knowing side of your brain which operates autonomously behind the scenes. Kinda like how your body tells you when its time to eat and shit, there are other mechanism at play in your mind.
If youre already very poor this does not apply to you. But if you have a stable lifestyle that hum drums along then options can and will remove you from that whether you like it or not.
Life is like an option. Slowly decaying away to nothing if you shoot for the stars and never get there, or remaining almost entirely flat upon the curve of chaos if you stay deep itm.
Truly happy with life as is? Stay the fuck away
Something missing? This might be the therapy you need
🫡 heres the bag sir 🍟
[+5] u/Bastard-to-the-moon: yep SNDK will moon ti's inevitable
[+5] u/Capt_Chickenpox: And like always i sell way to early and missed out on 4x as much gains
[+5] u/Both-Employee-5874: what happened to septembear? why are we only going up
[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Anyone jerk it in a cybercab yet?
[+5] u/Radiant-Scene-5171: SANDICK 2000 by end of day 🤯
[+5] u/TopDesigner6211: I deleted social media. You guys are all I have now
[+5] u/darth_scion: Dump at open.
Me, not the market.
[+5] u/Homeless0DTESPX: Short thiccc gurls in Lul
[+5] u/TheSexProfessorX: Bonds though. Bonds are like Daddy coming home after a week end of partying. Its gonna clean uo the mess. Even JD today wont answer when asked about it. He just change subject to fed's rate like yeahh we gonna keep inflation up and ask the fed to put rates down. But bonds. they answer to no one. James Bonds
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Does 25k for a quarter acre lot in a small town seem like a lot?
[+5] u/Bravadette: I will destroy any flair that lands upon my doorstep. I will remain an unindexed anomaly, pure and unbranded by the mods.
[+5] u/martinez2k19: Lulu calls it’s a must
[+5] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Burry is making the best choices. LULU to the earth's crust
[+5] u/SpiderWil: aapl was 330 at 1230 pm yesterday jesus
[+5] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: Get in bitch, we're going pumping
[+5] u/poffa-: Sandick +15% day or trap
[+5] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: Okay okay does Lulu go to $95 today or under
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: Everyone is getting super excited for the flattest day of the year.
[+5] u/OneLongjumping5743: im........... almost out of my oracle bag??? wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lets goooooo