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[+19] u/looool_k_libtard: PENCILS DOWN. TIME FOR US TO ESCALATE WITH IRAN AGAIN UNTIL SUNDAY NIGHT.
[+17] u/abroadbroadband: Made $100 today
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Not stocks, someone gave me a gift card
[+14] u/enc-nyc: \+$100 on a day, -$400 on a week. Job well done.
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[+13] u/MakeResonableChoices: Good news- I was green 4 out of 5 days this week
Bad news- the red day eclipses the 4 Green Day’s plus some 🥴
[+12] u/Particular-Nose-8932: 🥭 wants the ballroom built more than the strait opening. Prepare for more deranged tweets this weekend about the ballroom
[+11] u/spilledonwhite: I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever buy a put on SPY ever again.
My fellow bulls I am so sorry.
SPY +1% every week until the end of time.
Full port VOO. There is nothing like it.
[+11] u/VegetableRealistic60: SPCX rip because I bought put $100 😂
[+10] u/Midget_Molester10: see you regards on monday
[+9] u/housemoneyrocketship: No deal. 750 open on Monday.
[+9] u/CalRippedken: +33k this week. Thanks bers
[+9] u/InformationSad5653: It’s going to start puking after hours isn’t it
[+9] u/brillrededm: They told me on Fridays last hours is profit taking but when I loaded puts, start pump. literally like they’re waiting for me, now I go the weekend on hunger
[+9] u/mtnrnnr802: Lmao I’m so glad I didn’t listen to you retards and instead bought mega retard SPCX all week
[+9] u/Rinolboss: Rklb pls go to 150 next week
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: “Welcome back, Diamond Hands!”
Haters gonna hate while I roll up in my rental car (I lost the owned car)
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: I'm in that sweet spot of not being homeless but also not being a billionaire
[+9] u/account-names: The mental fortitude I had to conjure up to keep DCAing into ASTS when it dropped from 133 to 53 during a 30+ day period is going to be written about in my memoir
[+8] u/Saeonic: Markets Closed, Time for War.
[+8] u/zestykite: was holding a ton of 7755/7750p spreads. spx ran up just enough to screw me over. lol
[+8] u/Samjabr: Watching a CNBC analyst talking about "market breath"
Do these retards not know it's breadth, or are they just unable to pronounce the word correctly?
[+8] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Fantasy football research this weekend. It's my year!
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: literally everybody "ummm SPCX is gonna go down cause of lock out expiration"...
[+8] u/YTLupo: Another week where ber got fukt lmao
[+8] u/LasyKuuga: I won 500 on 2.8k with HTZ TODAY
# I LOVE PUMP AND DUMPS
>!Like your momma!<
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Before the war that strait was wide open. Now it's opening again but Iran will charge ships toll for passage. Basically they now have something they didn't have before and they won. LMAO🤌
[+8] u/bigmeatbag: Orange 🍄 is so pissed he's blocked from finishing his ballroom and the child sex dungeon underneath it he might nuke Iran this weekend.
[+7] u/onerandomcomputerguy: Ended the day +$150. Am I the GOAT 🤔
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Pays 100k for API access
*gets early access to tweets about his big beautiful ballroom*
[+7] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: ”Generational dip on HTZ” - 2026
”OPEN is only getting started” - 2025
”DNUT is the third value play needed” - 2025
…
”TLRY will moon once its legalized” - 2019
”Litecoin is the next Gold” - 2017
[+7] u/hylian_prince: I’ve never seen a war where we take breaks around the stock market
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🥭 says the strait has a concept of being open
[+7] u/znightmaree: 🥭 is the absolute biggest fucking clown in the world
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[+6] u/KittyLover-7: You know what, if the manipulation of spcx is gonna drag ASTS and rklb up with it then I’m all for it
[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: No big dump on htz on close. That's good right?
[+6] u/DismalShape: https://preview.redd.it/ywgtr320f0ih1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de6bf972bc061266eb021e3c1098d78c798cbc2c
DID YOU HAVE FUN TODAY??!
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Htz bag holders made mms rich lmao
[+6] u/cravingcarrot: LMAO, MSFT 500 call holder just got cucked big time
[+6] u/Saeonic: So Warren Buffet sucks up Value with his investments, he's like the Scrungers from Futurama, what value does he provide? So he got the profits from all the adventurers expeditions... Now what? He's looking to grow his cash pile further not provide any civic duty.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA 235 next week.....
[+6] u/justpasingbai: buying straight RAM would have been a better investment than buying memory stocks. fuck me
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I can't wait to see what fresh horrors mango will unleash while the market is closed.
[+6] u/bbbbombbbb: nuked my port on Monday
lit my deposit on fire today
but I have a good feeling about my deposit next Monday
[+6] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: I think massive gap down monday, which is why I bought calls
[+5] u/All_four_Elements: Just got out of my SPCX bags with a small profit. Not touching that shi again
[+5] u/Derpy_Mc_Burpy: HTZ had 200 mil volume just to move 20 cents from yesterday. Outstanding
[+5] u/tropicalia84: # YOU CAN TELL WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON PUTS BY HOW ANGRY THEY ARE IN REPLIES
# ANYWAYS GOOD FUCKING WEEK TODAY BULLS, EJOY THE GAINS AND WE'LL BE DOING IT AGAIN ALL WEEK NEXT WEEK ON YET ANOTHER IRAN PEACE DEAL PUMP
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Bought poots before the bell because nothing good happens over the weekend...
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: PLTR really saved my port this week from the brutal July. Sold at high today and chilling on cash over the weekend
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Strange when Leopold Asswelder blew up his port and was only saved by the absurd paper value of Anthropic, Congress never raised an eyebrow. The dumbass just goes on allocating capital like he's henry fucking ford
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: all the regards buying puts desperately all day WAS ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW how this shit would end...
[+5] u/get_da_maney: What a wonderful week scalping. Why didn’t I do this before instead of holding
[+5] u/GrondForGondor: Short squeeze is just modern day snake oil talk
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: The bearishness in here on the broader market is the biggest fucking buy signal you’ve had all summer
[+5] u/chrisshutup: lost $80 of my profit from this week but i’m still up $20 a win is a win
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: Where did all the hertz bots disappear to
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: The economics of AI trade are stupid as fuck. Hyperscalers are way overpaying for hardware and build out then these hyperscalers charge arm and leg for AI companies to use cloud. Then AI companies are discounting their products because consumers won’t pay for it. But analysts keep raising targets on hardware companies like money will keep coming from out of thin air to pay for those hardware.
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Watch all this fear around Google will dissipate over next week. Market is such bullshit right now if anything dips and you don’t buy you’re an idiot
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: ' “Borrowing against OpenAI to buy more OpenAI” is a decent description of the global economy right now. ' --Matt Levine
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: SPCX will do 200......as bunch of people continue shorting
[+5] u/EquivalentMobile7883: What to do with the milli that I will have on Monday from $HTZ
[+5] u/Good-Recover-1351: Over traded and gave up all my profits in the last half hour
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Ayooo typical right after close lmfao
Qashqaee, spokesperson for the Parliament's Security Commission, stated:
The general framework **of** the understanding between the Islamic Republic **of** Iran and Oman regarding the **Strait** **of** **Hormuz** has been agreed upon. After the final opinion is announced at higher levels, a joint statement and the details of this understanding will be published.
[+5] u/xAstory: Where are all the HTZ bag holders
[+5] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: \+$48k for the week, thanks msft and spcx
[+5] u/powerboner: Time to keep a straight face at my GF’s bday dinner after watching my port drop 90% in 72 hours. Thanks SNDK! Hopefully I have no MEMORY of tonight!
[+5] u/ispooler: Ok WDC you made your gay move, now get back to ATH next week
[+15] u/NoClick3885: lmao all these hertz bag holders trying to pump their stock by posting it here
[+13] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: 🥭 ended the Iran war for the 105th this week. Nice.
[+11] u/tossaway1040: Imagine buying a stock because reddit tells you to 😂
[+11] u/financiallythriving: Global financial collapse starts on Monday with S&P -5%
Enjoy the weekend
[+10] u/Due-Information-6277: Still believing the Elon lies I see. Never even got full fsd.
[+10] u/AZUCSGrower: Made the most money in a day gross as I ever have. Ended up negative cuz I put the winnings in dumb shit
[+10] u/Onnimation: The Strait of Hormuz’s 5-7% toll would become about as profitable for Iran as Alphabet ($132B in 2025), Nvidia ($120B FY2026), Apple & Microsoft (each $100B), & Saudi Aramco ($105B). For Iran, this would exceed 1/3 of the country's GDP—without pumping a barrel. I think 🍑 just made Iran great again. So whats the next plan? Boots on the ground? Calls on PLTR, RCAT, UMAC 📈
[+9] u/Cav829: How did Mango somehow make the MoU capitulation worse lmao. This is one of the biggest U.S. international relations fuckups of my lifetime.
[+9] u/BankofBroke: Hertz is a shit company and commenting about it isn’t gonna make you money
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: This was the best trading week in a long time 🤑
[+8] u/AbjectDrink3276: what are we misunderstanding?
[+7] u/EnginrA: WARNING: My cock broke out of its testing environment and is now going rogue! 😳
[+7] u/Snoo_4496: everyone pumping except MU SNDK
[+7] u/Fluffy_Charity_2732: Do I have to pay taxes if I say I identify as AIPAC?
[+7] u/Fun-Time4064: When the Reddit echo chamber believes something, you better believe the opposite
SpaceX to mars
[+7] u/Either-Truth3407: It really is supposed to be for next week but a bunch of paperhands are mocking the so called bagholders
[+6] u/Independent-Bag5875: BREAKING NEWS: STRAIT DEAL COULD BE SOON
[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: Weird, market closed on a Friday and we are still getting Deal SOON ™️ headlines
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: This price action on SPCX just ruined my weekend
[+6] u/YoDooley: Currently water boarding myself to feel something
[+6] u/Brawmethius: Since earnings revealed they do indeed suck cock and only avoided earth shattering burn rates by selling their compute to their competitor (interesting as 70-80% of their valuation is allegedly an AI company not a compute seller), followed by unlocking 150% of the original float, SpaceX has added:
1 entire Netflix, which makes about 2-3x the revenue with 14B profit.
or
2.4 lockheed martins, which makes about 4-6x the revenue with 6.3B profit
or
1 entire Chevron, which makes about 10x the revenue with 12B profit
What a time to be alive.
[+6] u/Commercial_Sound1448: If we get no deal and war escalation on monday, hopefully my wednesday spy put prints
[+6] u/MBBOrBust-: Is BTC dead forever?
[+6] u/imsolost3090: Seriously, why the fuck is SpaceX still going up?
[+6] u/Vlashaaak: Loading up on smci and nbis before earnings next week
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: https://preview.redd.it/qnd9996nt0ih1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b403512d354c0a2013d6bb70ae0e68deab768647
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: In my teens I've tried making 1 (and only 1) mixtape (it's god awful, I cringe whenever I hear it) and it's still going around on the internet. But because my "artist" name was pretty racist (in a different language) I got banned from soundcloud and YouTube relatively fast. Yet somehow a bunch of people have managed to reupload it, still containing my racist artist name in the title, and for some reason those still haven't been deleted after 10+ years.
I should take legal action against copyright infringement because I'm pretty sure I've missed out on at least about 10$ worth of royalties in total.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: DOUBLE YOUR XRP RIGHT NOW IT'S WILD.
[+6] u/Panacamana: So fill us in Nostradamus
[+5] u/Demonic_Maidens: I don't think you can upload pictures here on mobile. If you can please tell me how.
I just bought over 100% of my portfolio in SNDK on margin. Please go up or I am ending up on WPD/liveleak
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Imaging selling spcx at 107 😂
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: WTF am I supposed to do for the next 65 hours?!
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: There is no deal, we’re mushrooms rn. Kept in the dark and fed shit
[+5] u/No-Magazine-4717: SPCX pumping on hopes and prayers
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: ASSTITS and RKLB earnings on the same day is like having a threesome with Megan fox and Sydney Sweeney
[+5] u/miisoup: i feel like the rest of my life are canceled due to mu n sndk
[+5] u/boose36: Bought calls so sorry for the rug on monday boys
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Late HTZ bols getting their holes weak.
[+5] u/DATURATEMPTED: Wouldn’t touch XRP if it was free
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Someone hit and run my car yesterday, needs an alignment now and the dealer says there is too much damage to do an alignment. Need a 20 bagger next week to buy a new car probably.
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Michael Burry, what a loser
[+5] u/Fun-Time4064: Haahahahahaha fucking soy boy Redditors gonna be pissed about SpaceX
Have a cry
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Soul crushing to scroll reddit and see some regard put 200k on a piece of shit stock you hold
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Now that market is closed, let's go back to shooting 🥰
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: HTZ mega pump next week, stay tuned
[+5] u/Professional_Art3563: Everytime I buy an option at a “low” price on my watchlist, it drops 50% the next day.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Burry crying on X was the bottom
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: If material to build the ballroom has to travel through the Strait, would POTUS try harder to end the war?
[+5] u/Flolife2: I rolled my ITM HERTZ calls to next week
[+14] u/Shoganai_Hito: saw a nip slip at the pool today; calls next week it is
[+12] u/cashflow_: Heading home. Remy too (his ashes). Have a 12 hour layover. Might go to the lounge for free food then get a hotel near airport will see
[+11] u/Shoganai_Hito: Memory movement as flat as Zendaya today
[+10] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Want to Be a Millionaire? Don’t Start a Business. Run for Congress.
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: You can’t spell AIDS without AI
[+8] u/No_Current3675: whole economy fake af bruh. get money.
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: GTA 6 broke pre order records, the game is like $100 or some ripoff price and they haven't even showed a single gameplay video yet. Bunch of idiots.
[+7] u/Life-Industry-1131: Finished 20% up this week
Buying 100 of SpaceX next week, I’ll look to sell it when I’m around 65
[+7] u/Typingtext: I'm holding puts and cash into weekend!!!!!!!!! Not because im ber but because I want you all to make money monday off calls
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: \-80% for TTD in a year, fucking nuts
[+6] u/IllustriousTear1315: spcx is going to 300
[+6] u/stupidber: My new Switch 2 came in
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: everyone have a great weekend including >!bers!<
[+6] u/glizzler: Fuck hertz, what a shit company.
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: Made 17k this week crawled out of a hole which is nice
[+5] u/Wealthyinvestor234: $SMCI The market is still pricing in last year’s fears while ignoring today’s fundamentals. The company just reported over $60B in new orders, a record backlog, and raised expected gross margins to 15–17% from 8.2–8.4%—a massive improvement that could drive much stronger earnings than investors were expecting.
[+5] u/Bapu_: weekend, time to bomb Iran
[+5] u/Alactrical: so if spacex is pumping, and spacex is putting a literal dogecoin on the moon next month, why wouldnt i buy $doge
[+5] u/M00NFAC3_69: Tech still has so much room to run, but you best believe they gonna shake everyone out first.
[+5] u/Big_Love_3070: Who buying goog. Need some wsb sentiment
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Trading is just gambling for middle class (now poor) Americans.
[+5] u/Buddha988: Antivirus software gives your computer autism
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Memory production capacity for 2027 sold out ahead of schedule; buyers are keeping this under wraps, fearing they won't be able to purchase enough.
[+5] u/natebro142: I need NBIS to not suck balls and run up to $220 before Wednesday
[+5] u/pwdbypenguins: That Hertz crap got quiet quick :belt:
[+5] u/SomePolack: Right after I sell a CC on my RKLB shares for 2027 that shit pumps 10%
[+5] u/avengeds12345: I lost 20% the last 2 days after WDC dropped, now I'm a bagholder
[+5] u/aew2019: What a fucking week. Thank you, Saint Leopold!
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: shell shocked from the memory movements today that I am 1000 yard staring at sndk chart AH on a Friday like it actually means anything until sunday night/monday morning
[+5] u/Haikoe: Cucking for a trillionaire lmao
[+8] u/Careless-Place-170: And every fucking company is issuing debt or diluting it seems lol. I understand line always go up / to the right, still
[+8] u/BFox1982: Honestly, it's kind of great when my wife fucks other dudes. I have a couple hours of peace and quiet.
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Gonna go get some big ole women down in San Anton
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: If my wife didn’t have big boobs, I think I would be a lot worse as a person
[+6] u/kingoftheoneliners: A stock moving 20% is the new 5%…
[+6] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: Glad the pres got more gender affirming care and finally got some better hair ,
Congrats on the bravery 47
[+6] u/bemeandnotyou: Admit it, You are NOT in Thailand for the food!
[+5] u/Skipperlarrymary: Canada charts had GEV plunging 20% ah and I almost threw my phone off my boat.
[+5] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Feeling blessed, covered all my expenses with profits and still have gambling tokens left for next week
[+5] u/SpiderWil: memory are sold out for 2026, 2027, and half 2028, it's a good business
[+5] u/Mud_Hat41: Lost money this week. Market ATH. This shit is rigged even you tards have to admit.
[+5] u/M_from_Vegas: WEN bag holders 🤝 HTZ bag holders
Took like 2 weeks tops to offload bags onto retail lmao
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: mango's new weave is givinggggg
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: could you imagine a market under AOC 2028
[+5] u/sjtomcat: Okay we back on track boys made back $1000 today. I understand it again.
[+5] u/Possible-Material693: MSFT pinned at $499.99 just to fuck over options lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: Weird week really, my low conviction plays all paid off, whereas my high conviction plays almost all failed. At least I'm failing upwards I guess.
[+5] u/user0384849023: you regards said spacex would dump
[+5] u/themourningpoet: Why am I such a pussy man I could have been rich if I just have the balls
[+5] u/Iulia_M: I'm holding calls for Wednesday so we're probably crashing 10% over the weekend sorry guys
[+5] u/DressPrestigious7088: Wow situational awareness is back with a full port $400m play 😱😱😱
[+5] u/1k-to-1Mil: I keep checking how my calls are doing during the weekend. Just in case
[+5] u/hypekit: When you were a child, did you ever get an A, and your parents asked why tf it wasn’t an A+? To get to top 1% that’s why
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Yea unless I’m completely broke and desperate for cash I’m never doing 0dte again
[+10] u/Anchises1: data centers in space is absolutely fucking badass and you're dumb if you don't think so
[+7] u/Standard-Top-5942: How is income inequality not going to get worse and worse with the stock market like it is? People sit on their ass and make 250k a year just holding index funds, taxes at 15% which is less than income.
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: Thank God I'm a degenerate, imagine going through life all VOO and chill my good sirs 🤓
[+7] u/patmccock86: If MU went to $2000 I'd probably buy a yacht.
A toy yacht
[+7] u/Pratt2: The bots made their money between 9:30 and 9:35am.
[+6] u/aftherith: You guys I thought I was taking peptides turns out I was taking peptards
[+6] u/diefy7321: I’ve lost count how many times bers were just flat out wrong lmfaoooo
[+6] u/vulcanred: hide yo RAM hide yo GPUs
[+6] u/yourgirl696969: It’s not a loss until I sell
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Today I lost money. AMA.
[+5] u/Stealthless: “Sell low when others sell high.”
\- Buffet Warren
[+5] u/Madsen13140: If i uninstall reddit, who will validate my regardation?
[+5] u/Prismt: I think I’m going to end it tonight
[+5] u/Anchises1: has anyone ever thought about... bitcoin
in space?
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: So turns out SPCX employees bought instead of selling
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: The more idiots spam that hzt crap, the more others should spam random BS, until the daily thread is all but ruined.
[+5] u/Hellmale: No money to gamble.😔 bought SPY puts $783 x5 expiring 8/11/26
[+5] u/Lordblack1400: If you are on the west coast you can go to Del Mar and bet horses all weekend- that will help
[+5] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: So people keep saying spacex lockup expires Monday, is that just copium?
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: All y'all chasing the dumb car rental company, when today's action and volume on SpaceX indicates it could go full meme. The same way Elong stocks always do at some point
[+5] u/3brcuse: everybody that didnt sell getting belt to ass next week
[+5] u/are_videos: 🥭 gonna attack Iran on the weekend and the cycle continues 😴
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Life loses meaning the moment casino closes for the weekend 😔
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: All these gains posted and I am never one of them life is unfair
[+5] u/NotMe357: I made some money today but its still not enough....
[+5] u/glazedds: put the fries in the bag stupid ber
[+5] u/Illustrious-Lack24: A SHIP IS ON FIRE IN THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ RIGHT NOW NEAR OMAN
[+5] u/Historical_Lack6587: Discovered I can actually sell 2-5 day SPX spreads with only $500 margin, and I finally stopped feeling like I’m in a casino and instead now I feel I can create money out of this air with the snap of my fingers.
Is this what it’s like to be a hedge fund?
🤯
[+18] u/SharkBiteX: The influx of bots the past two days have been insufferable.
[+15] u/31andnotdone: when i joined reddit i selected cooking, crafts, and music as my interests and now I'm here.
[+10] u/phatpham1803: I just want to announce that I’m now a proud investor of HTZ
[+8] u/Spy300: >May jobs revised down by 66,000, from +129,000 to +63,000
>June jobs revised down by 37,000, from +57,000 to +20,000
>U.S. Economy Unexpectedly Loses 23,000 Jobs in July, Missing Forecasts by Wide Margin
😮 cut the fucking rates now
[+7] u/Synkronicity: Never trade while drunk. Full regarded
[+7] u/GrandpasGravy: Imagine looking at Sydney Sweeney and not thinking she is the hottest downs girl you’ve ever laid your eyes on.
[+7] u/HeftyBox3580: Not touching HTZ with a 9.5’ pole
$1782 for a 4 day rental for a KIA Soul when I can get an Explorer from Avis/Budget for $269
[+7] u/ercanbas: Another vessel struck by Iran
[+7] u/Sick0h: Bruh ever since GLP-1’s hit the market mother fuckers just be injecting themselves with all sorts of shit to see what it does
[+7] u/vish_NZ: Just two more +5% semi/memory/space days and I can forget July ever happened
[+6] u/swagmans69: Should I spend $1k on anime figures or one share of SNDK? Asking for investment advice.
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Only in America you can see a car full of ladies get out dressed for the night and 3/4 are severely obese. Puts on clubs and Ticketmaster. Calls on shake shack
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: \[Removed by Mango\]
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Get yourself a lady with a nice round ass. 99% of your problem will be solved.
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: I never think there are bots unless they’re spamming the same tickers or posting OF spam. Some of you see devils in your own shadows
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Membols now diagnosed with chronic underperformance
[+6] u/BagholderForLyfe: Whats with SOUN bots?
[+6] u/Successful-End7689: I’m entering Monday with one goal: revenge trade my way back to emotional stability. Don’t even think about talking me out of it fellas! 😤
[+6] u/mehmilani: Man that's definitely ab cancer
[+6] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Tell her youre not required to answer that without a lawyer present or a warrant
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: yes i sold my axti 2x at $2 and its at $8. Yes i sold spy 760 calls worthless. anything else?
[+5] u/Chrg88: Created an email address for my 5-month old and just sent her pics and a heartfelt message.
I will never show her my bad trades
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I need a 10 bagger stock willing to wait 3 yrs what’s the play?
[+5] u/mustxrd: yall fuckers r weird
[+5] u/BrokenStonks: Smells like bigfoots dick in here
[+5] u/lipmanz: We really about to do quantum pump again?
[+5] u/Mast3rfinish25: When I fuck around with options with a small amount of like $700-1300 I end up literally x5ing my money. Then I get the confidence to put 40k in and lose the whole fucking thing. Like clockwork.
Maybe I should try setting up with 10 different brokers and each have $1000 only in the accounts 👉
[+5] u/Throwaway37620: I was in my car in the parking lot and saw a girl with a fat ass. I said out loud
oh my god look at that ass. Am I a creep?
[+5] u/ethereumkid: Gonna be a red week next week.
[+5] u/dpatel211: All the HTZ hype and you all let Wall Street pump SPCX like it’s 2021
[+5] u/Legitimate_Pen4878: Bought NBIS shares at close with 20x leverage.
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Twist2235: if dram doesnt rally next week i am fuk
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: I'm not crying, you're crying
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Is leopold buying nbis with the new 400 mil?
[+5] u/tokenpaintbrush: My spcx short is burning.
[+5] u/lmfaonoobs: So Elon just buying his own shares now right? So he doesn't look like a fool?
[+5] u/tortu995: Memory not trading at least at a 15x foward is incosistent with the rest of the ai valuations unless you think the creator himself is manifesting in human form to solve the undersupply. The commodity argument is very short sighted and extremely wrong going foward due to hbm and future tech. Also nvdia shouldn't trade at a discount to apple, regarded.
[+5] u/Teh-Monkey-Man: I’m at the airport lounge, they got The Ocho on! 😂
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: if you think about it, it is so easy to get rich on stock market.
Wait for stocks to go down significantly->go all in on leverage. Diamond hand and no daytrading. Cash out and repeat.
[+5] u/guccioli: Brother wants to hold women captive and torture them
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Bump up the age range and go for cougars
[+5] u/mehmilani: It affected my workout negatively as I got banned from the gym
[+5] u/Practical-Device5350: Stop listening to these people
[+5] u/dyler13: missav.ws: 702535, 1245249, 3039936, 4796576, 4663355, FSDSS-232, FSDSS-783, HND-299, JUR-753, HAWA-148, MAD013, FC2-PPV-4933213
[+5] u/BLVCKYOTA: Closing at 499.99 wild. Love it.
[+11] u/Adrian12094: man do i love being unemployed
[+10] u/No_Stand5622: WSB, I am your new special ED teacher.
[+9] u/McClintockC: Got dumped by an Amish girl mid-sex cause she found out I have a pacemaker
How do I uncook this chat
[+8] u/BriackYOLO: I’m literally sitting at a restaurant with friends and reading this brainrot...😂
[+8] u/themayorhere: I literally might quit my job on Monday morning. Can’t take it anymore, good money but not worth it
[+8] u/swampassOG: The butthurt is strong in here tonight
[+8] u/themayorhere: Getting fat is hilarious. Nice job
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[+7] u/Iunatic: ASTS and RKLB on Monday. Lambo or cardboard box
[+7] u/skymagic: if I just had a job I wouldn't even need to trade 😤
[+7] u/i_simp_f: i want a fucking potato
[+7] u/Adrian12094: market opens in 58 hours fml
[+6] u/ajibtunes: just ONCE i would like to go an entire day without hitting someone with my car
[+6] u/Exciting-Bag-5445: Burger King overtakes Wendy's as the nation's second-largest burger chain https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/07/burger-king-wendys-hamburger-restaurants.html?\_\_source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard
Y’all regards are cooked
[+6] u/TreGet234: 3 more months until retail capitulates and memory doubles in 3 days.
[+6] u/SpecialTrust2045: Kill AI before it kills us
[+6] u/Horus_Whistler: I think I might be losing my job soon so I hope day trading works out
[+6] u/EnvironmentalScar675: Hot take, I think a fake meat event once in a while is a lot more fun than daily spcx/semis/gold/SPY slop
[+6] u/No_Presentation9490: Aschenbrenner's last name is "Moneyburner" in german and he worked for a guy named Bankman-Fried. Him and SBF are literally CIA agents with fake identities that are helping big players launder money
[+6] u/makhnosfork: You’re in for a rough go buddy.
[+5] u/blm4lyfe: Another week like this please so I get to my break even and leave this place
[+5] u/BigMisterLawyerDude: Some dudes actually use a condom with their wives
[+5] u/themayorhere: I wish there was flair on WSB
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: she didn't like me like that it seems, rejection is weird.
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: Zendaya’s MJ: I don’t have my phone. I need a ride home.
Tom holland’s Spider-Man should have said: I miss the part where it’s my problem
[+5] u/themayorhere: The bears are extra grumpy tonight
[+5] u/Material-Gift6823: The chat box has made this thread miserable to read now
[+5] u/unseamingcarrot: Remind me to never buy options again
[+5] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: The Odyssey is about one man's journey to the pawn shop to get money for calls on Monday
[+5] u/alldayidreamofdollas: I just burn money in this market. I need some rules man
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: If you have a data center around you, you most likely are poor
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: In the end a stop loss for every trade will slowly but surely make you feel superhuman in the market because small controlled losses keep you rational. The wins will come, but the losses are cold and calculated, not wild and violent. You want to slowly condition yourself for wild and violent gains and cold calculated minimized losses.
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: I have a real autistic side of me and a even more autistic side of me
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Cyclists deserve no respect on the road
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I *love* edging in my front yard ✂️ 🍃
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Some of you are on your period tonight and it flows.
[+5] u/TreGet234: The recession is inevitable. Only question is if the market will actually care.
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Everything sucks but this sub keeps me going
[+8] u/qx2: Kids in here wondering why SPCX got pumped, it was pumped to dump and milk the shorts that are actually correct on this dumper fire.
[+7] u/future_luddite: When I’m pissed about all the money I’m losing in my divorce I remind myself that my ex bought a used Nissan Rogue for $45k as a bounce back car.
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: My cat's breath stinks and I'm tired of tip toeing around the issue
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Dumbass home inspector comments in every section of their little report *"Further evaluation by a licensed professional recommended"*
Translation. I don't know shit. Passing it along to someone that does.
[+6] u/clockwork5ive: My buddy was saying we gotta let God back in schools and I was like bro, Mary was 13.
[+6] u/No_Midnight2993: I gooned to u/Valkyrie_Skuld's reddit pfp
[+6] u/Jealous-Fix5015: All u guys have to do is inverse WSB and ur rich
[+6] u/parkeyb: My toxic trait is not knowing shit and just buying whatever is in the daily holdings report for actively managed ETFs.
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bears running short of munitions.
[+5] u/astroslostmadethis: Hmm Whatever happened to the Epstein files?
[+5] u/Kantmzk: I am a big time MSFT shareholder but how in the fucking world is Bing so BAD?!? Microsoft has had so much time, invested many billions, and it is abysmally bad. You any random term in Bing and get bullshit, then put the same search term in Google and get what you need and most likely not just one result but many relevant possibilities.
Even crazier, Microsoft tried to buy Yahoo for 47 billion in 2008 and Yahoo said it was worth more than that.
[+5] u/clockwork5ive: I heard squeezing $HTZ was bad for your rectum.
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Raise your hand if you are an HTZ bag holder now 🤡
[+5] u/shutnr: I just lost $200 online gambling and got pissed off but I can lose 10k a day on robinhood and not even flinch
[+5] u/ayopapiz: Fat dude alway funny and kind, why fat woman alway complaining and judging as hell? Not all but majority of the people i have meet so far
[+5] u/Particular_Rice9607: htz keeping the poors poor
[+5] u/Hairy_Vehicle6750: ONDS TO THE DAMN MOON
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Nvda retesting previous ATH on Monday
[+5] u/WildTittyWrangler: I know it's a replay from 2022, but I'm fucking stunned that this Joey Chestnut dude fit over 60 hotdogs inside his body. I just don't understand how it can accommodate that much.
[+5] u/version-two: This one’s def on grindr
[+8] u/EnvironmentalMix6850: "BURRY CALLS RALLY SPECULATORS 'IDIOTS' IN CRITIQUE OF TRUMP-ERA MARKET - X POST
*BURRY SAYS 'COMPLETE IDIOTS' MAKING FORTUNES AS VALUATIONS ARE IGNORED" guys we are going to make so much money
[+7] u/Adventurous_Grab_360: Man so depressed. My 1.24M portfolio went down to a 620k portfolio in this downturn. Im basically broke
[+7] u/longschlong124: Black monday everything crashing
[+7] u/music_is_gud: No room for berrorists in Nasdaqistan 😡
[+6] u/THUGGERSEASON: I don’t trust toilets that are just attached to the wall with no base, so when I poop at work I go down to the first floor to find a floor mounted toilet.
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Florida unemployment rates are insane rn like over 6% reporting and 40% actual.
Half the fukin state are bums 🙂
[+6] u/music_is_gud: All I need is a 100% up day on my port on Monday and I will be a happy puppy
[+6] u/music_is_gud: The only country I wanna be a citizen of is Nasdaqistan.
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Hate fish, but for some reason canned sardines are very good
[+6] u/THUGGERSEASON: You've obviously never been married.
[+5] u/kumako10: After losing a shit ton of money buying options, I've decided to join theta gang
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: If we’re glazing creed it’s probably Ambien time
[+5] u/_IsNull: Lost 200k trading stocks over the last 5 years. Made 150k wheeling with covered calls and cash puts.
Not sure how but ok
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Sleep meds haven’t kicked in
[+5] u/IVulnicura: Im sitting on my 250k inheritance. I think 0DTEs are the way to go
[+5] u/oldprecision: WTF the market ripping and my stuff sitting.
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: I traded so many times to make $15 I actually lost $48 in fees. Fuk Schawb.
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Service Advisor is the biggest source of brain damage I’ve ever experienced, I’m boutta quit and just figure my life out in my own LMAO
[+5] u/skarfbeaulonee: I'm partying like it's 1929
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Finally one evening I don't have to watch out for bearorism at Kospistan
[+5] u/Ltheman00: typing this as i escape life on the toilet in my basement
[+5] u/THUGGERSEASON: yeah. I really enjoyed Challengers.
[+5] u/nyse25: something else getting rekt tonight 👀
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: We should be allowed to bet on ships crossing the strait of Hormuz. Like horse racing, but with big cargo & oil tanker ships!
[+8] u/english_fool: Covid lockdown was the best time of my life.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: A play has come to me: boeing puts. We're overdue for some bad Boeing news
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: I can't get into my apt's parking garage because the cops are arresting, like, 3 people outside and blocking the entrance. So for now Im just sitting in my car reading wsb comments.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Market crash posts pouring in again
Calls it is. Always inverse wsb
[+6] u/DulyDully: SNDK will not be the next SMCI we bouncing to 2k boys.
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Go to weed and smoke sleep
[+5] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Sydney Sweeney was engineered by scientists to work at Hooters but there was an accident in the lab and she got loose
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: I made more money with my port yesterday than I make with my job in like 3 days. 3 mins of clicking compared to 20+ hours of working
[+5] u/DandadanAsia: if your net worth is not 2 mils by age 50. you should not stop working for at least another 20 years
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: !banbet SPY +11% 4w
Get out the way pussies, I'm manifesting greatness.
[+5] u/Jerikolol: As of April 2026, the IMF forecasts that the inflation in Iran will hit 69%.
69? Nice.
[+5] u/NobodyCares127: Had to wake up at 2:30 to go pick up my gf from work. Turns out she's held up and won't be able to leave for another half an hour. So I guess I'll just doom scroll the chat for a while
[+5] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: 10,000 shares at 2.30. Make me some money in the next 3 hours. GO!
[+5] u/Economy-Ad2156: Who’s holding over the weekend
[+5] u/FullTard2000: I got so upset about the new formatting, I forgot about the real reason I came to comment
Like I really forgot, been racking my brain for 20 minutes trying to remember.
Fuck you reddit.
[+5] u/PhoenixArchangel3: Do I buy when it’s green?
[+5] u/j_b_1983: So Starlink Mobile is why SPCX started running
Insiders knew a few days ago.
[+5] u/llasar17: everyone knew weeks ago
[+5] u/surmoiFire: imagine all the gains if you just buy and hold instead of playing options
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Fomoing into htz at open and not even waiting for 3 minutes is one of the top WSB regard moves of all time.
[+5] u/awake-ai: Fuck you, I’m going to bed. Which means, goodnight.
[+5] u/elpresidentedeljunta: What about us ugly ones?
[+5] u/piszczel: Look past the chart. Glp1 on the rise, inflation caused McDonald's to match price to more premium restaurants so they're losing their edge for now. They're a landlord entering a regime of higher interest rates. It can stay down for a while
[+5] u/CompetitiveGas2744: whats really to complain about? if we get a 2 day 5% candel every 2 months you will be a millionare by christmas. thats just addition folks
[+11] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Good morning fellow autistic cunts
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: Wen pedofile charges?
[+8] u/Ok-Analysis4121: "IRGC says Hormuz reopening conditional on US ‘fully accepting Iran’s conditions’, not Oman deal" - Iran literally just put it's dick on the table
[+7] u/wattap: Ol’ burry is very salty on twatter
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: >WuT HapPenS WeN InDeX CrAYsH
literally no. that isn't allowed anymore. it's been patched and will never happen again. shut the fuck up now.
[+6] u/Street_Action9006: No jobs mean Ai is working
[+6] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: Just get the unemployed to build the data centers that took their jobs for minimum wage!!! Someone get me a direct line to 🥭 I could sell it.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: mother of god im not bearish enough
[+5] u/Advanced_Worry_5525: so trump just forgetting about Iran and hoping we play along?
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: spcx back to 135, what do i miss? life on mars?
[+5] u/BentoMan: Some days I wake up a GOOGL bull and am like Google 100% wins the AI race — screw VOO, I should full port
And other days I’m like is it really a “race” when AI will be commoditized? Does AI add that much value to Google’s core services?
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: So peace and love? No new threats? MU to 1200 monday?
[+5] u/Sufficient-Garbage15: is the market open right now cause i need to sell my stocks asap to recover from a -75% loss
[+5] u/zephyrs85: r/ValueInvesting has got to be the biggest pile of horse manure I've read in a while
[+5] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: 🥭 - Meet me by the flag poll after school
IRGC - Bet
🥭 - Gets pummeled
[+5] u/zephyrs85: Lunch time plan is to order a Pizza Hut and watch early 90s wrestling alone, am I winning or what?
[+5] u/JustLurkCarryOn: Remember a few years ago when the trucking industry’s conversion to self-driving trucks had people telling CDL’s they should learn to code? I wonder how many truckers did a boot camp or something just to now have AI take all those jobs away lmfao
[+5] u/OkBeach2838: Still a palantillionaire
[+5] u/Straight-Annual8687: LOL @ the HTZ dorks sayin it was goin to $5+ - HTZ = HURTZ, so many bagholders now
[+5] u/xxxMarilee: I am so glad the weekend is here. This market volatility is getting tough to deal with.
[+5] u/Playful-Doctor2087: You bots are about to make me sell my SOUN
[+5] u/bendersd: If you need a show to binge this weekend, I recommend Silo, The Agency, and The Bombing of Pan Am 103
[+5] u/moorhound: Went to the Monterey Car Week kickoff; I now feel poor and inadequate
Why do these fuckers have all these nice cars next to the ocean
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: I really want to upgrade my graphics card from a 3080 rtx but goddammit
[+5] u/Excellent_Tourist633: Classic 70/30 portfolio. 70% gold, 30% silver
[+5] u/vandammes: METALS HAVE SLOWLY BEEN CREEPING UP AND OPTIONS ARE CHEAP SLV CALLS 1 MONTH OUT ARE GONNA PAY
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Until the rise of the sex robots powered by the ai data centers in space using hertz rentals for house calls
[+5] u/NoNoBitts: I was able to turn a +14% stock into a -4% loss. Lmao
[+10] u/SvV_Ying: Bears only dare to come out in the weekend when it’s closed.
[+10] u/cryptohorn: The 90's were so much better. :/
9/11 messed everything up
[+10] u/General_Law7444: Trading, you’ll become homeless eventually
[+7] u/DorisBurkeHairyHole: Hear me out. Hot chicks are hard to come by. Either they are taken or have family/kids. Why don't you just get a fat chick and put her on Ozempic for a year and enjoy a new hot gf
[+7] u/rocier: I cant wait till we circle back to the Gen X attitude of snark and cynicism. Been 30 years of sensitivity and self importance. I know its coming cuz 70s mustaches are back, so its gotta be just around the corner
[+7] u/TheRealArmament: How’s everyone YTD? I’m up 53k for the year
[+7] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Doing drugs at the park
[+6] u/imustbegthequestion: *exhales crack pipe*. What we talking about today?
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: I make birdhouses as a hobby and sell them online. Can anyone recommend a shell penny stock company that I could use to reverse merger my business onto the Nasdaq. Once listed I will announce a pivot into an Ai drone operated data centers running off grid with SMR power generation.
[+6] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: a YT comment I made 10 years ago got a like, thought you all should know
[+6] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: I might need to bag hold my port until 2027 jeez
[+6] u/SvV_Ying: Mega green week coming up with CPI as expected and good earnings again.
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Also enough salt to kill a small child
[+5] u/tomis_24: Apparently, there's no deal.
[+5] u/Temporary-Alarm-744: Sorry buddy you gotta move out of your moms basement, it’s always been an unhealthy way for you both to cope with the divorce
[+5] u/dorkstar1: The S&P is at ATH but I’m down 30% from my portfolio peak with $0 cash on the sideline and no strong sign of recovery for my all in stock
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Jam a whole block of cheddar up there.
[+5] u/Big_Term_9309: Are there still any bers left? Who the f\*ck paying for burry’s lunches aka substack?
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I'm still furry what's up
[+5] u/Vlisa: can't be any worse after having to see bots spam HTZ all night
[+10] u/C0up7: Guys I believe I’m a “market mover.” Whenever I buy calls it always dumps, and whenever I buy puts it always pumps. I’m the reversal indicator.
[+10] u/Ok_Material3073: My best trades are always the dumbest trades possible.
[+9] u/Nictel: Man stocks have been flat all day.
[+8] u/bruchpilotlubitz: HTZ is up two cents at Nigerian sheep exchange
[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: that top thread about high profile suicides during the GFC before their 401ks were cut in half, a 50% drop in spy now would take it back to march 2023 levels
lol, lmao even
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Iran's Supreme National Security Council has outlined six conditions it says must be met before the Strait of Hormuz will be reopened to commercial shipping:
1. Cease all threats and insults toward Iran.
2. Permanently end what Iran describes as its "war of aggression" against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Iraq, and Yemen.
3. Lift the naval blockade of Iran and withdraw all U.S. naval and air forces operating around the country.
4. Pay reparations for damage caused during the conflict.
5. Lift all sanctions imposed on Iran.
6. "Unconditionally" release all frozen Iranian assets.
[+7] u/WorldlyWar2143: Friends hosting a poker night today
Now I can lose money on the weekends too! Thank god!
Full port pair of 2's
[+7] u/RepresentativeSea583: The Straight of Hormuze is open......FIRE!
[+6] u/Salty-Bar-1975: Why the fuck am i here
[+6] u/Micahftww: Had a dream that an Axios story broke out about Russia sending nukes to Iran and the first thing i thought in my dream was how fucked my SPY calls are for Monday
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: I like how young people think times are tough..
So cute...
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Iran’s second state, Mar a lago
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Some of the dumbest minds of our generation are on TikTok right now getting even fucking dumber.
[+6] u/carrollart: Big , bare glistening tits
[+6] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Weekend bingo: Texas oil company invades Greenland
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/IndependentUsual7444 (0W - 4L, 0%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SNDK** ▲ | $1396.52 → $1700.00 | +21.7% | 3d | Lost |
[+5] u/SmoresPies: name a better feeling than staring at your account on a saturday morning after a massive friday gain, with a cup of coffee, the penjamin blinking in hand, and your wife mad on the couch
[+5] u/housemouse431: so after a total of like 325 options transactions since January my total profit for this year is $72.50.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
fucking suck dick at this dont I?
[+5] u/ndc8833: NYT: Iran says strait will not reopen until list of demands is met
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Damn I miss my s2000.
[+5] u/DesignerSea494: “To each their own” is not a statement of tolerance when you say it with that little fucking smirk, Carol!!
[+5] u/Remote_Entry6794: Zuck has too fat of an ass to lie to us
[+5] u/WITCH2FAANG: I just turned $500 into $1180 at blackjack
[+5] u/TheOtherAkGuy: My body is ready for SPY $800
[+5] u/WorldlyWar2143: semi index dropped 30% in one month
[+7] u/Lori-Lightfoot: i want all bers exterminated
[+6] u/PlandomeProwler: Your mom has a high P/E
[+6] u/nai-ba: This is bullish, right?
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/08/uae-ship-targeted-missile-us-iran-tensions-stay-high.html
[+6] u/miata_only: Is it true houses in Europe are made out of stones? It's the 21st century, you guys
[+6] u/neotank35: where did all the organized bots go for hurtz? did the pump fail to materialize?
[+5] u/sevyger89: Iranian President Pezeshkian: now best time for deal as Iran is strong, united and seen as victorious in war - Iranian media
peace is over when 🥭 hears this
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: UBS projects nearly **50% of GOOGL cloud revenue next year will be from OpenAI and Anthropic**.
Much organic. Not circular. Such wow.
😍
[+5] u/kemar7856: Ppl always say they don't have money but they got $2000 phones and purses. Always on vacation and eating out 😒
[+5] u/LaughCompetitive1504: I was trying to find some good news and couldn't find anyway. Probably going to be green Monday anyway for no reason at all.
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: bro, just stop being depressed. just like, tell yourself "stop" and it'll stop. it's all in your head bro, just tell it to stop and you'll feel better.
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: $50 haircut every few weeks - hell naw. . . $5k in weekly options that usually go to zero - why hell yeah!
[+5] u/Winter_Body4794: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[+5] u/SnooShortcuts7911: This week silver rose 12.3%, gold rose 7.8%, the NASDAQ rose 4.7%, and Bitcoin rose 3.7%. Enough said.
[+5] u/Gorgenapper: Once upon a time
There was a retard who wanted a bedtime story
He didn't get one and went to sleep
Dreaming of his shift tomorrow, at the Wendy's
The end
[+5] u/dontslambro: People making more in a month of trades than I’ve ever made in 18 years of working
[+5] u/kairepaire: Have no hesitation about this, after SPCX shorts are fully rekt, it will continue the constant slide down to ever more lower lows.
[+5] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I need a cool hobby that gets me outside
[+5] u/NotGucci: Another relaxing weekend. New ATH Monday open.
[+5] u/crony_capitalist_: After I drink my coffee
[+5] u/violet_evergarden8: Losing money on stocks is nothing. Plenty of people went long on degrees with the best 10 years of their youth and left bagholdoing.
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 preparing manipulation news for Sunday before oil market opens because it makes no sense to announce anything on Saturday