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[+32] u/Weak_Emu3659: 2 weeks from now
'Anyone know if MU is a good buy at $150?'
[+24] u/tiny_toof: If mu ever goes back to 1200 I promise I’ll only do etfs from then on. please I beg
[+14] u/Live-Ad-5433: Bottom is in, i repeat, bottom is me
[+14] u/pussinbuuts: msft up 8.8%
meta down 8.8%
perfectly balanced
[+14] u/Fit_Feedback5981: “MU pumping”, “MU going parabolic”
*Checks MU stock price*
Up 0.5% 🤣🤣🤣
[+13] u/stupidber: Drinking a celsius before work turns out it was a white claw good thing I'm just a school bus driver
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: Reminder
* Go all in at all time high
* Let it drop, don't average down even once
* Panic sell when it dumps hard
* Wait a while
* Buy back in after a giant rally
[+13] u/ateranol: The last MU bols will get rugged at open, like clockwork
[+11] u/juliakeiroz: msft +9% during a market crash is the funniest shit ever
[+11] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: MSFT up 9%, the scariest thing I've seen al year
[+10] u/ateranol: I sold MSFT calls for 455 strike this Friday, so you can expect it to moon.
You are welcome.
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Alright everyone calm down, I just spoke with MU and they guaranteed a 20% pump on open. But only if you do 10 jumping jacks and full port into a 4x leveraged stock
[+10] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Are people seriously trying to read candles in premarket like tea leaves? It’s just algos scalping 🤣🤣🤣
[+10] u/Vstromhelppls: the nastiest pumps always happen during bear markets, watch for insane mu gains today (short them)
[+9] u/octopus4488: It is great to see that all my bullshit stocks that fell 12% yesterday are already recovering by 0.5%, some even more!
[+9] u/Regenbooggeit: WSB being this cocky and bearish on memory usually means to reverse. Do with that what you will.
[+9] u/Starkfault: I’m physically ready for another day of RKLB dropping 5%. Mentally I lost my shit 30%\~ ago
[+9] u/Candid_Payment_4094: The semi/memory bull market starts here
^(I said this 5 times already, but at some point it must be true)
[+9] u/chainerection: Down 9g on Meta, just shares 🫠
[+9] u/squibius: Man you guys are like shrieking children. Learned the term parabolic, now every 0.1% move is parabolic. You learned what KOSPI is now every movement of the US market is the result of KOSPI. You learned about V recoveries and now every bounce is a generational V.
[+8] u/AdrenalineDegen: Heavy pump from MSFT at open will make me cum hands free
[+8] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT saved the market
[+8] u/dpatel211: Setting up a nice rug pull in the morning for the 4th day in a row. Try a new script, market.
[+8] u/FartPolluter: If this is green today can we all have a minute silence at like 3am or whenever kospi opens in memory of all those regarded permabol korean 80% 10x leverage samsung ports that were destroyed to make today possible
Good night you absolute legends
🕯️🙏🕯️🙏
[+8] u/PhotonicsIsFried: Guys the first bottom has been reached. We still have another 19 to go.
[+8] u/aurorasavm: what a beautiful morning - time to throw the rest of my cash into the casino so I can contribute to generational poverty
[+8] u/ZYHUA: # IF YOU HODL MU from $1200 to $700
# WHY NOT HODL TO $70?
[+7] u/1-800-FunkMaster: August is the start of the great resurgence. Believe
[+7] u/Live-Ad-5433: Mu deader than dead. Calls
[+7] u/Anal_holocost: Don't crash yet. I have to get a lot of cash first to short this shit
[+7] u/Psychological_Fly109: Dont forget that MU will go to zero (until I sell)
[+7] u/ContextFew721: Everyone buy. Please. Everyone please buy
[+7] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Warsh is an arrogant buffoon. Embarrassing.
[+7] u/chainerection: Meta died so Semi could continue to soar
[+7] u/Leading-Cheek-8946: Cannot wait for the inevitable rug pull
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: This market is dog shit
[+7] u/sck178: More like Macro hard, amiright
[+6] u/DrestinBlack: Imagine thinking price the last two months has anything to do with fundamentals, press releases, performance or anything to do with the individual company. This is just a free for all dump feat. Everything must go! 50% off!
[+6] u/VOO_bull_forever: # if zuck would have used all this money for buybacks I wouldn't be sitting in an 100 degree apartment without AC. FUCK YOU
[+6] u/azkxv: Just want my money back
[+6] u/tendiemountain: RIP my meta leaps.
Too early to go full regard and double down though.
[+6] u/Low_Truck_7049: over sold massive green cock candle today
[+6] u/Joey-Cap: Saas rotating back to semis...the universe is healing
[+6] u/vish_NZ: Perma bull here and even I know its red by open
[+6] u/cantTankThisFox: Things like SNDK or MU can't go too low or else they will legit just get bought by a hyper scaler
[+6] u/drigocien12: Was 🤌 guy liquidated?
[+6] u/dumbfemboiwhor: Who's pumping Micron shit was down to 700 in the morning
[+5] u/Fun-Time4064: Fuck the market lets kiss
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Can we all buy puts they have no choice but to pump it since they wont pay us all
[+5] u/astromouse2024: It smells like Ber up in this bitch
Might buy calls today 😏
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Heavy pump from MSFT at open will make me cum hands free
[+5] u/kal14144: Mirror mirror on the wall who’s most fuk of them all?
[+5] u/Live-Ad-5433: Ok, mem bottom in , full leverage and loans, learn from korea
[+5] u/Fit_Feedback5981: To pay our respects to our fellow degens in Korea who were margin called, let’s hit a circuit breaker within 10 minutes of the market opening
[+5] u/TheDuhhh: The AI hype is not stopping anytime soon. The demand is just too high.
I think $MU is a buy opportunity
[+5] u/JPM1216: Surely it won’t dump again at open right? right?!!
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: Skeptical about this mem pump. I've seen it go +7% and end -10% like usual
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: Zuck tried to cuck my neoclouds
now he has to sit in the chair
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: MU going parabolic 🚀
[+5] u/No_Pressure5505: 2% more up for QQQ until we reach the top of yesterday. Lol.
[+5] u/ZYHUA: # MEMORY STONKS reached those levels with euphoria, now those regards are liquidated, mountains and mountains to climb back to ATH
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Did you even say thank you once to MSFT?
[+16] u/Severe-Selection-256: WSB needs at least a 25+ age restriction.. tired of reading these weird comments. I don’t go on WSB as much as I used to.
[+15] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: I want everything to go up except for SPCX and TSLA. Fuck that guy.
[+14] u/noiroami: have only ever shorted MU but now that I’m seeing MU hate on here I’m longing.
[+14] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: "bottom is in"
last words before rug
[+13] u/No-Put2311: It’s so cooked no one is even saying “lol bers” just praying it holds by open.. does that mean the bottom is in?
[+12] u/financiallythriving: SPY not even 4% from ATH
Amazing
[+12] u/bringbackcayde7: I am holding my bags because I strongly disagree with the pricing of the market
[+12] u/AgitatedJump8459: Port up 6% after crashing 30%. I guess bruh
[+12] u/mangroovesz: SEMI BOLS A NEW DAWN IS UPON US. I DECLARE A THOUSAND YEAR ERA OF PROSPERITY.
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: Chips rip, software dies. Nature is healing
[+11] u/Haikoe: This is where u buy MU
[+11] u/oliver2022: a lot of bols going 🏳️🌈🐻, bottom HAS to be close
[+11] u/Evander85: Hell yeah! My port is up 3% in PM. Now only down 30% for the week
[+11] u/One-Permission-9834: Let me guess you bers are gonna try to make the Koreans jump off buildings again? Let the pump do its thing
[+11] u/brolivsgoku: Pump premarket, dump within 1st hour and chop around all day , same story
[+10] u/mangroovesz: Semi bols were hating on MSFT before during its pullback but MSFT is now the hero when we needed it the most.
[+10] u/Investingforlife: Don't fall for it guys. Huge huge dump at open. Calling it
[+10] u/mysuruhuduga: Those who bought the dip won again
Goodbye bears, see you in 2 years
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Wow MSFT really saved the market LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Mrsir300: The moment things turn bullish Koreans will be taking out their 4th loan to panic buy the rip
[+9] u/_rockthemike: So it’s a buy day finally?
[+9] u/CatSuspicious8510: Avengers: Age of Micron coming to a theater near you
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: Inside me there are two wolves, one is saying it's over, the other is saying we're so back
[+8] u/massmaster66: Generational MU pump
[+8] u/InquisitorCreanBean: if u have an ounce of pattern recognition buy puts on the fraud pump
[+8] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: I'm down the equivalent of 10 years annual salary in my country 😭
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: Ain’t gonna lie. Mu subreddit looking like a meme stock sub. Markets fucked
[+8] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: also idk why but it really feels like a green day today
[+8] u/AdventurousFinish681: My favorite part about the dot com crash is that it just wiped out the internet and none of us have used a .com website since
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Breaking news: you got shaken out of the best investing opportunity of your lifetime
[+8] u/AffectionateFace5877: Okay, now all of you panic sell when it dumps on open before the reversal and we'll be back
[+8] u/spilledonwhite: So 30 yr at levels not seen since 2004 now?
We just going to shrug that off? I'm cool with it but just checking.
[+7] u/carcotasu081: If this shit rugs at open Imma be so mad
[+7] u/chaos-organized: “I can’t believe they keep falling for it.”
[+7] u/AltMotive3: remember rent is due this week 👹
[+7] u/Groundbreaking-Gap20: Yesterday sold my semi positions.
Today = Semi pump
[+7] u/Aldribuds: Enough already with the liquidation cascade
[+7] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Glad that memory bear market is finally over, I'm ready to make money again.
[+7] u/Ok_Philosopher841: It’s like the great depression in here
[+7] u/Haikoe: This market is too retarded to just die like it did this week, calls
[+7] u/donkeybray: What if... this dip is the generational wealth transfer from Korea to me?
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Yea bears this one doesn’t look fake id sit this one out
[+7] u/shaa1034: Yal do know we fell yesterday bc no one trusts warsh about inflation
He should have raised rates.
This means bro will be forced to raise in September
If he does 🥭 be mad
🍿 ready
[+7] u/davidbigham: Be greedy when everyone is regarded.
[+7] u/Skilledthunder: Im gonna take all my MSFT gains and blow it on 2x MU 😎
[+7] u/VauserVonShepherd: IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!
[+7] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Everyone has PTSD over Meta's VR spending
[+7] u/Deep_Fennel638: Zuckerberg has no plan. Totally driven by FOMO.
[+7] u/CH-LOL: Don't you fucking jinx it
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Yes. Selloff was ridiculous for maybe the most transformitive technology since the internet
[+7] u/CattleOk7674: Imagine selling the bottom
[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: relief rally will be epic
[+6] u/massmaster66: MU making a comeback
[+6] u/-0x00000000: MSFT with that dad energy.
[+6] u/IRunFast24: All I'm asking for is a one-day semi/memory relief rally the likes that have never been seen before.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Face ripping relief rally?
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: where is that king regard anlyst from UBS who set $1600 PT for $MU?
smh, these people make 7 figures tbh
[+6] u/BentoMan: Too bullish here. Memory will pump and then dump in PM and close red triggering another Korean circuit breaker.
[+6] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: If my position goes break even I promise I'll find a job and just fullport VOO
[+6] u/Federal-Watch: Bols too cocky, bad sign for my calls 😔
[+6] u/SAnderson1986: ... please just a small pump to get even on my averaged down memory stocks....
.... Hah! It's coming back, cancel that sell order bitch!!!
[+6] u/whitehypeman: Zuck about to go all in on Pokemon cards and then set up a leasing program. Calls
[+6] u/curling_rocks: I kind of miss the gold and silver wave
[+6] u/SigTauDan: Green day means another -5%+ within 2 days
[+6] u/SavorySushi88: Its almost like ai is the most transformative technology of all time which will literally change the world but hey let’s focus on capex instead. Gotta spend money to make money.
[+6] u/Solid-Mood9571: Locked in my 9% MSFT gain fukkk yeaaa
[+6] u/aqjingson: The revenge of micron
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: I survived the Great Depression of July 28th
[+6] u/BattleSensitive3467: Going all in on calls
[+6] u/0DTEKing: Where are those people always called “Microslop” 🤔
Are you feeling ashamed of yourself 😂
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Just realise that some poor soul here sold their memory stocks at a loss and went all in on puts with their little remains… only to end up in the pump 😭
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: Talked to a client worth millions and they were crying because they had to do something i do on a day to day basis
Bruh some fuckers don’t deserve their money
[+6] u/phillytennisenjoyer: BREAKING: SATYA NADELLA SAYS “ITS OVER, CUCKERBERG, YOUVE OVER INVESTED IN CAPEX LIKE A FOOL” TEN TIMES IN A ROW ON EARNINGS CALL
[+6] u/One-Permission-9834: Institutions buying in early before you regards get back in lmao
[+6] u/bruhhzilla: You know it's actually gonna pump when all the drooling retrded circus clowns on here are calling it fake
[+6] u/avsfan0829: Another fake pump morning eh
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: War retaliation over. Fed meeting over. Scary earnings surprised excellent. Samsung reiterated memory pich is here for years.
What else ber?
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine feeling a sense of security that the selling is over based on this small bounce (we haven’t even started the real sell off)
[+6] u/WhyOverComplicated: You mean a slight correction after a 10% drop on no news while Microsoft comfirmed ai profit and capex?
[+6] u/Internal-Hand-4705: I mean they did crash for no reason so it’s all vibe trading
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Their financials wouldn't be bad at all if they weren't lighting money on fire. But Zuck doesn't seem to be pulling back from lighting money on fire so...
[+5] u/Independent-Bag5875: 1 week ago MU was 950. It can be right back there today
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: People treating Nolan like a god
I mean, he make good movies, but he uses the same formula in almost all of his movies which tends to result in quite boring and predictable scripts.
Will i still watch his next movie? Ofc I will. Because there are few directors that make watchable movies to begin with.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: MSFT really saved AI LMAO
[+5] u/znightmaree: Hope no one went short at the bottom of a month long pullback 🫢
[+5] u/AffectionateFace5877: We have retards saying random bearish shit about memory going to 0 but there’s also too many of you getting excited about a 5% rally, this is just fucked
[+5] u/ihatenames-: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? Doing some market research 🧐 🔬 💩
[+5] u/BigStepMaestro: Green is that you buddy?
[+5] u/Infinite-Truck-5887: Today the shorties will be tested.
[+5] u/brute-forced: Msoft made $3.2B on its $5B anthropic investment in 6 months lol.
[https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/29/microsoft-logs-3-2b-from-anthropic-investment-but-openai-was-a-mixed-bag/](https://techcrunch.com/2026/07/29/microsoft-logs-3-2b-from-anthropic-investment-but-openai-was-a-mixed-bag/)
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: msft putting on 300b market cap overnight
[+5] u/NewAccount307: Nice little pump before they dump Qs to 650 today
[+5] u/leeuwvanvlaanderen: US running a deficit approaching 6% of GDP is fucking crazy when yields keep going up and up and tax receipts are dropping.
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Too green considering everything meaning puts but that would be too obvious so I’m buying calls
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Data drop in 90 minutes
Lets see how cooked the numbers are
[+5] u/aqjingson: Just need pce to behave
[+5] u/unholy-confetti: Aight memory bulls, time to load up
[+5] u/guccioli: Max Pain? Good man, never met him
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Gonna buy 1 share of sndk, mu, Seagate & WD. See you guys in a month when I'm worth $7 more
[+5] u/SavorySushi88: Remember guys, buy at the open and then when it drops to the bottom at 4pm we sell
[+5] u/redditdoesnotapprove: I don't trust it so it will probably go up 1000 points today
[+5] u/CulturalAd4728: Boy idk about this pump…..
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: A dead cat bounce to the stratosphere would fix me
[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Always amazes me how market can close with earthquakes, tsumnamis, tornadoes, and fireballs dropping from the sky with investors running and screaming and then we wake up the next day and its just a nice peaceful morning on a sunny beach like nothing ever happened.
[+5] u/Barlored: Market rotated to cash (apple) and now has to figure out why their cash has a 40 PE.
[+5] u/donkeybray: I will only suddenly gain courage to buy the dip after a significant V. By then it will be too late.
[+5] u/pingoo26: I don't make good decisions.
[+5] u/MancunianSunrise: I've been very forgetful of late
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: That stuff is population control
[+18] u/FrostySoftPressure: I managed to be exit liquidity for both bears and bulls, trading masterclass
[+17] u/Full_Inflation3114: I've been bearish this entire time and now that we're actually in a downtrend I'm turning bullish. I'm not bear or bull, I'm a countertrend retard.
[+17] u/yourgirl696969: I think we’re so back memory bros. I really did not expect Microsoft to save us. God bless Indian CEOs
[+14] u/TestInteresting221: $1000 is SandDik's bottom. Full porting with max margin into SandDik 🤗📈
[+14] u/looool_k_libtard: Time to fucking pump semis and AI again now that every degen got liquidated
[+13] u/yourgirl696969: MU is gonna be back at 900 by the end of Friday I think. The real pump starts in August on the run up to their earnings
[+13] u/CUbuffGuy: Bullish news cannons have been loaded.
Talked about this yesterday. They have been literally spamming the bad news button for like 2 weeks straight China EUV, circular funding, bond vigilantes, memory collapse, Korean leverage, blah blah blah.
Now get ready for all that to just go away completely and there will be good news spam for like a week.
It’s kinda cringe
[+12] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Zuckerberg lucked out once and made digital meth, he cant innovative
[+12] u/andytobbles: Would be absolutely hilarious if the bottom is in and now were V back up. MU back to ATH in a month would have the WSB bears legitimately killing themselves lmao
[+12] u/Capital-Conflict-835: I believe this is the bottom of MU. Back to 1200
[+11] u/OptionsHuduga: The greed that consumed bulls on the way up from March to May is the same greed that’s consuming bears now from June to end of July. There r always fools on both ends of the spectrum.
[+11] u/nolanjp: If you invested $10,000 in Tesla exactly 4 years ago, you would have $10,000 today 🤑
[+11] u/minimal_stat: You really thought they were gonna let it dump more than 50% in a month?
[+11] u/Yuri_CPL: pce cooked to perfection lmao
[+11] u/MaxEhrlich: Idk this pre market looking juicy AF for a recovery day but it also looks like the most obvious bull trap of all time with instant sell off as market opens.
[+11] u/Apple2o: We lost a lot of good men on that dip LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Sold my MU for a 30% loss yesterday. You’re welcome.
[+10] u/yourgirl696969: Apple still way way overpriced lmao
[+10] u/LarryBlink: https://preview.redd.it/2msmhpelycgh1.png?width=1537&format=png&auto=webp&s=8efbd9fa8e471b8490c09b165738d1d79ee1dff6
P A M P IT
[+10] u/PossumImposter2: Incoming 10% day for MU
[+10] u/ittrut: Tim Microsoft saved us all from the Koreans, thank god
[+10] u/Acceptable_Gas_7922: Sold my car to full port MUU.
[+10] u/fredditf: Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Jun) 0.1% vs 0.2% EST
Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Jun) 3.3% vs 3.3% EST
PCE price index (MoM) (Jun) -0.1% vs -0.1% EST
PCE Price index (YoY) (Jun) 3.7% vs 3.7% EST
GDP (QoQ) (Q2)(p) 1.5% vs 2.1% EST
Initial Jobless Claims 197K vs 201K EST
[+10] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Dead cat bounce to new ATH
[+10] u/hftrobo9285: US GDP QoQ Advance Actual 1.5% (Forecast 2%, Previous 2.1%)
[+10] u/theslipofthehigh: They are being called nonce goggles and specs offenders in the uk at the moment
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: Microsoft bulls, I’m so sorry for being left behind for so long. They legit saved the market and my memory bags might get picked up lmao
[+9] u/v0xb0x_: The amount of people who don't believe this bounce makes me think it's real
[+9] u/SxeySteve: This just feels like a mid-dump rest day. Some green light therapy before the pain resumes tomorrow
[+9] u/0201037464793921170: Will they rugpull at opening yet again?
[+9] u/Krigrim: Zuckerberg never grew out of the 2010s where you could launch some shitty website in PHP, steal some data, and get showered with success
META could be twice the value it currently is if he just went for the boring stuff
[+9] u/vik0096: Mu to 850 before open please
[+8] u/TYC888: BIG GREEN DAY FINALLY
[+8] u/yourgirl696969: I need a memory relief rally for my mental health. This has been exhausting holy shit. Fuck July
[+8] u/dreamer_Neet: bols about to get rug pull
[+8] u/comancheranche: Need Jensen to put on the good ol’ leather jacket & make a post about MRVL. Kk thx
[+8] u/GuusMosco: This pre market is very legit and hetero, thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+8] u/Bravadette: 5 minutes til we drill to <720 or pamp to 750
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Today, we make it all back
[+7] u/ljl1986: Is Microsoft switching teams?
[+7] u/Jojn20: HOOD to $130 by next week
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: Commodities, energy, hard assets, and value is the move from here. The market may finally be done rewarding every company that says “AI” 40 times on an earnings call.
I’ll be loading up on (hard assets🍆) once Wendy’s direct deposit hits.
[+7] u/New_Competition_410: If it dumps at open again just give me the fell for it again award
[+7] u/s236480: It is either a 3%+ day or dump. We shall find out in 30 mins.
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: How did the metaverse cost so much
[+7] u/broke_person: Meta down -10%
MSFT +10%
I might break even guys
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Looks like they are done dumping semis
[+7] u/InOmniaPericula: SanDick straight into bers anoos
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Meta is a dumpster fire
[+7] u/andytobbles: Fun fact about a pure deleveraging unwind. After the leverage is unwound, everything gets bought back up!!
[+7] u/Les7X: No matter what happens in pre (fake and gay), it's going to dump at open. I have no hope left
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: Bers coping so hard rn 😂
[+7] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: MSFT and SNDK green at the same time??? THE CURSE HAS BEEN BROKEN
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: PCE CAME IN COLD. PACK IT UP BERS.
[+7] u/e30jawn: 50,000 bears used to live here. Now its a ghost town.
[+7] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: The Koreans better be singing American boy
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: AI is back to levels we haven’t seen since yesterday lol
[+7] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: EVERY DIP WILL BE BOUGHT UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
[+7] u/BFox1982: Your mom holds positions through uncomfortable times.
[+6] u/ChemistLeading3484: Scam market pumping before the actual market is open.
[+6] u/OldNefariousness6277: Bers learning what a treasury bill is just to cope and justify their retardation
[+6] u/FoundationRegular661: SNDK and MU green dildos
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: Feel like we dump at open, but might be the exact reason why we pump
[+6] u/millerlit: Everyone get back in high beta. Buy low sell high this time
[+6] u/AlmostAsianJim: Bought $META premarket. Thank you existing holders for your sacrifice!
[+6] u/Trenavix: # where my msft bagholders at
[+6] u/Dazzling-Ad7012: MU, I will give you a handy if you go to 850 today
[+6] u/thatdude845: Surely they won’t overnight green into rugpull again, right?
[+6] u/sabatiel180: My bot started shorting META at 10:30pm last night. Thats a good bot. 😆👍🏾
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: Lost 11k yesterday and at work for my measly 200-300 dollars
Someone run me over
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Zuck paid me to fuck his wife while he watched
[+6] u/rant5150: I have trust issues with rocketing green futes after this past Monday morning.
[+6] u/SignificantRip8239: Will the market makers tell my wife that I've lost our home deposit?
Will the market makers tell my parents that I'll be moving back in with them?
Will the market makers refund me or pay for my anoos reconstruction surgery?
No?
Then pump memory 30% or else it's gonna be bad.
[+6] u/Hi5TBone: please dont be a bull trap...
[+6] u/JayRoo83: I can't believe I woke up to no longer being a MSFT bagholder
What a glorious day
[+6] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: MSFT green and indices green too. That can't be right
[+6] u/Turbulent-Year2663: Is this MSFT’s Google moment? And now pumps like crazy for the next year. They have such a strong business model and still way down from its ATH.
[+6] u/carrollart: Suspiciously green pre market . I call bullshit , people will sell their bags on this rip
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: screaming shitting pissing cumming myself if we pump
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again.
META LMFAOOOOOOO
[+6] u/throwaway78907890123: Mark it…Red before open OR within 30 mins of open.
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: I feel bad for MU bagholders they always get teased with a false sense of hope only to immediately have all their hopes and dreams shattered.
[+6] u/Acrobatic-Judge-1190: i definitely totally unsarcastically trust this pre pump
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Recession cancelled back to all time high
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: I'm a conservative investor trading only shares on strong fundamentals. I'm down 87%. 🤓
[+6] u/Classic-Resist-3517: So MFST proved AI pays off huh
[+6] u/Colloquial: Are the bols falling for the pre again, you betcha
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: First they came for the twinks
And I did not speak out
Because I am not a bear
Then they came for the ladyboys
And I did not speak out
Because I do not visit Thailand
Then they came for the femboys
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
[+6] u/Organic-Calendar-244: Yeah not believing this pump…
[+6] u/fablr: What just happened to GOOG?
[+6] u/Bam2458: Pump feels weak.
I’ll believe it at market close.
[+6] u/odinsleep530: Market open gonna be a bull trap or this a legit sell-off rebound?
[+6] u/WalrusHonda: I’m bullish longer term but I think we keep getting a correction through August . Probably will feel like we go down two steps and then up 1 for the next month (just random gut feeling though )
[+6] u/vermilli21: # Some people bought more puts at close and going to wake up very mad
[+6] u/SnooComics5459: seems like they're setting retail up for another round of exit liquidity. .. if it was a real 'recovery' it'd have to stabilize for a bit ..it is more like setting up for a liquidity sweep exit like yesterday's 3PM fake pump.
[+5] u/BackgroundProof117: Some of yal aint never been inside something foreign and exotic and it shows; i aint talking luxury cars here either.
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: We really gonna let one family completely destroy the American economic engine lmao
[+5] u/Familiar_Emotion2105: buy and hold it’s that simple
[+5] u/_TryingToBeRational_: Pretty comfortable going long MU at a forward PE of 4.8
[+5] u/powerboner: Idk man I still don’t trust it 🤷🏽♂️
[+5] u/YutaYutaO: Its gonna pump go buy now and the bottom is in be our exit liquidity
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Kospi was only mildly red today so that means green tbh
[+5] u/Big_Term_9309: The day is going to be extremely green. Like Nasdaq +2.5% at least.
[+5] u/MordorBlues: Koreans all liquidated is bullish.
[+5] u/CamOper: SNDK back to knew ATH by the end of August. Will be an ez 2x
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: If semis go back to ath with little rotation SPY will be at 800
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: So Microsoft cool now and Meta a nerd? 😂
[+5] u/Yuri_CPL: lets hope pce numbers are cooked to perfection
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Climbing up today… the stairs to the diving board
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: I’m having erectile dysfunction cause of this market, thanks a lot market makers
[+5] u/GuusMosco: Michelin star chef and recipe for the pce numbers today, please
[+5] u/NotaFTCAgent: Target audience has changed 😂
https://preview.redd.it/y5w9pfcvxcgh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe3a89fa15ff2b60d7c6a96bca8bc79fcce06c21
[+5] u/OkAlternative7705: lol that is it chat. And suddenly all the long ass paragraphs I was reading about complex economical thesis explaining market downturn are all plunged.
Suddenly just like that spy is back at ATH and tech is back at ATH. Just like that in 12 hours US economy fixed all its lose ends and pumped in front of bol it pumped for bol.
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Remember kids:
Futes Red: Market Red
Futes Green: Market Redder
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Just saying kospi ripped 6% to end red.
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Just need 20% more pump thanks
[+5] u/Elonmuskishuman: It’s only a loss if you sell 💎🙌🏻
[+5] u/ALth0r: How are we doin today fellow casino enjoyers ?
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: I’m glad I can’t sell my calls, I would have sold two dollars ago 😂
[+5] u/Necessary_Relief_126: lol fake pump on cuck MU
[+5] u/CD274: Google dropping doesn't really make a lot of sense
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Retail about to get dumped on?
[+5] u/54108216: “Rooftop Koreans” about to get a whole new meaning
[+5] u/8thSt: The regrets feel for going all in before this tumble we’ve been on are as heavy as the bags I carry.
We all knew this was inevitable. I pushed my luck one too many times.
[+5] u/FLRugDealer: So the speech pump was real, the sell off was the shake out and this is a real pump? Incredible.
[+5] u/Walking72: Why everybody saying "Ai bubble" popped in Korea, this is a leverage bubble that turned out the same as leverage always does. There's nothing wrong with the tech story.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: some of you will buy puts at open 😂
[+5] u/2AFellow: I feel like the bottom is reached guys. This crash/correction set many AI stocks back to April, which effectively removes that ridiculous parabolic growth we saw between May and start of June. Previous growth rate was still good and consistent, but less explosive. I think it'll remain stagnant or recover slowly. However I also don't feel confident software industries will continue their crazy evaluations. Hardware has more of a moat these days compared to software given the existence of Gen AI.
[+5] u/visionarymind: I’m now -$200/share with META💩
Literally all I had to do was buy AAPL instead, I’m sofa king dumb it hurts
[+5] u/pink_ego_box: KOSPI stopped its vertical crash exactly at February's resistance and regards here still say TA is crayons
You know who does TA? The algos that run the market.
[+5] u/_TryingToBeRational_: SanDisk earnings next week.
[+5] u/minimal_stat: ***Having a pomp is like having sex. It’s great. I feel like I am coming all day.***
\- Arnold Schwarzenegger
[+5] u/LawWeird809: Man smiling: MSFT +10%
Man frowing: META -10%
[+5] u/Turbulent-Year2663: Yesterday’s press conference was one of the biggest jokes ever. Why even hold a Q&A
[+5] u/Play_Background: it slides down like its a sledge, but crawles back up like 90yr old fatty
[+5] u/yourgirl696969: There’s light at the end of the tunnel memory boys. That light is 🌈 🐻s anoose
[+5] u/GeneralWartHogWash: Is this are we back day or
OR
We are back but immediately sells off day
[+5] u/tldamico: Bunch of gay bulls here rn w 5 diff accounts copying my comment word for word lmfao. Think of something original before the bulls wake up and peg you
[+5] u/ltachi_-: kospi finally flat PUMP is coming today
[+5] u/xeemyy: It’s too green, we will get rugged again. I feel it in my balls.
[+5] u/SaltyNuggey: BABY PLEASE. ITS BEEN RED FOR SO LONG. GIVE ME GREEN I BEG 😘
[+5] u/A-Money-Lover: Is today fake or what? I think it’ll be just a boring green day
[+5] u/WW_III_ANGRY: Fuck you for probably being right
[+5] u/jraiv420: SK Hymen chairman bought SKHY dip
[+5] u/LivelyArid: might as well announce publicly that you have no genitals
[+5] u/illinformed-will: You're about to find out
[+5] u/BFox1982: Your mom will see my 4 handle
[+16] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #MU & SNDK GANG UNITE. FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT WE TAKING OVER THIS SHIT DAWG 😤 💯 💰 🤑
[+14] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Insane debt, high Inflation, war escalating, slowing GDP growth, fed refuses to act. Time for a pump.
[+14] u/DDGib: # OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+13] u/StrangeInsanity: Notice how all the negative narrative shifted to positive on CNBC all of a sudden? These fuckers don’t know jack and just react to whatever the current sentiment is
[+12] u/jijitalk: MSFT BEARS LOOOOOOOOOL. ENJOY BEING BANKRUPTED AND YOUR SUBWAY RIDE HOME YOU MISERABLE LITTLE FUCKING TEDDY BEARS. I’M GONNA YOUR WIFE LICK SOME CAVIAR OFF MY BALLS IN THE MEANTIME.
[+11] u/Ceyenne18: Bulls.
Today, we feast.
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Imagine buying puts after a 30% drawdown instead of calls
[+11] u/thethor1231: MU back to ATH today?
[+10] u/CheapHero91: i am insanely bullish on memory and storage. Almost 50% of my whole account is into it
[+10] u/Eggman36: We may never see red again
[+10] u/Born_Instruction4927: Everyone is expecting a rug pull, so its gonna go up
[+10] u/Healthy_Resort_363: We are soooo back. I'm so ready to make a +2% on my -30,% port today let's goooo
[+10] u/FrostingOk2692: Memory rising to levels not seen since yesterday
[+10] u/wyudtix: Congrats MSFT bols. You guys deserve this after suffering for so long
[+9] u/sharkenleo: Today will be the greenest day of the year. I feel it down in my plums.
[+9] u/Weak_Ostrich459: NBIS should pump 20% today to make up for the stress induced panic attacks ive had the past 2 days
[+9] u/kuklistyle: bottom is in, ATH in a week. see ya then
[+9] u/Imaginary-Parsnip439: I genuinely might have bought the absolute bottom yesterday.
[+9] u/downvotescatpictures: I’ve bought the dip on memory so much that the depth and character of my last buy can no longer be rightly described as a dip but rather as a geological formation.
[+9] u/i_empathetic: CRAMER Tweet, just now: When margin goes down big like now, you have to BUY what was blown out
Fuck.
[+9] u/Particular_Rice9607: Premarket green again... guess were going lower today...
[+9] u/rottenfence: Yeah my ports gonna need like 5 days of this lol
[+9] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: Clearly all the issues that resulted in yesterday’s dump have been resolved overnight and we are ready to recover.
[+8] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: What happened to the collapse of the market 99% of people here were claiming yesterday?
[+8] u/simsy1: it's over, we're back, it's over, we're back
[+8] u/Pretend-Issue6418: I'm feeling semi and memory FOMO so hard right now...
[+8] u/Weekly_One8412: this is gonna dump off a cliff, isn't it?
[+8] u/FutureSage: Bears had their day yesterday and it wasn’t enough so they held puts overnight .
[+8] u/Resident-Hour-9940: RIP to that one guy who said he sold all of his MU to buy META at closing
[+8] u/sergechewbacca: Just took the biggest dump of my life. Is that a sign
[+8] u/captain_casino: If this pump fades at open I'm gonna punch myself in the dick
[+8] u/Embarrassed_Chain548: I only need another solid 11% from asml another solid 36% from mu and another solid 40% from amkr!
After that I can finally sell with a small loss, lfg🫡
[+8] u/Rexultdis: Today: “Investors are pleased to see the Coronavirus has been gone for 5 years and 2 months, boosting Nasdaq futures.”
[+8] u/Traditional-Cloud154: Biggest V we’ve ever seen today
[+8] u/bidahtibull: Has to pump today, there aren't any Koreans left.
[+8] u/slinnyknockets: Don’t worry it will dump after a premarket pump, then it will shoot up .40% in 5min to fuck both sides
[+8] u/Krazynukz: Please dont be a fake green day, I dont want anymore red im tired
[+8] u/radioref: A short note to Sand Dick owners. You need a 100% gain to overcome a 50% drop.
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[+8] u/d3sp: This bull trap is so fake that it'd pass off as an actual girl
[+7] u/FunkyGrowMan: Jensen literally sold the leather jacket off his back to fuel this rally and you're selling?
[+7] u/Tank045: Joe Kernen really said “you ignorant slut” on squawk box lmao
[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: I wanna get excited but we all know premarket is fake
[+7] u/CheapHero91: Sandisk 2K end of august
[+7] u/Minimum_Suit1735: Mu Is this gonna stick or rug pull at open again
[+7] u/Im_Sorry_93: Lets MUUUUUUN today!
[+7] u/MooseyGoosey69: Any last words bears?
[+7] u/CheapHero91: memory and storage stocks likely +20% eod 🚀
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Bers really continued to buy puts AFTER everything has already dumped 50%
[+7] u/wyudtix: TSLA dumped 30% in one month and still has a PE of 360 lmao
[+7] u/bidahtibull: The same people that dumped for the last few weeks are now buying again.
[+7] u/1-800-YOLO: TIME TO RIDE THE LIGHTNING
[+7] u/SpaceXLord: GDP down, unexpectedly. Really. Unexpectedly?
[+7] u/L-nerd: Wait, so what are we buying guys? 👀👁️👄👁️
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: I’m out of semis. Good luck boys. My MSFT popping off though
[+7] u/NiceOwner: Fake pump, it’s a low volume pump. Definitely will sell off.
[+7] u/XstraCrispy: “They all dumped for a loss? ROTATE IT ALL BACK INTO MEMORY” 📞📈
[+7] u/Otaku_Instinct: MSFT recovered 3 months worth of dip in 5 mins lmao
[+7] u/OkResponsibility2470: Yeah I’m not chasing this
[+6] u/Sam_Vicious2: Alright I'm going to need a 20% memory day
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Did he just say you ignorant slut on television
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Bro look at the premarket volume on all of the memory names. If you are still short memory you are about to get wiped out 😂
[+6] u/PorscheOwner1738: MSFT over 500 is inevitable
[+6] u/Ancient-Emphasis3134: i am a genius for loading up on MU calls at close yesterday. Shit was so oversold on 4hr rsi
[+6] u/OsamaBagHolding: My financial solvency hinges on the muddled words of an 80-year-old fat man wearing pancake makeup... of course I'm day drinking
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: Another trading day where you were only rewarded if you risked and held overnight. A lot of these names will be flat to negative intraday.
[+6] u/FunkyGrowMan: Hike, cut, hold. Whatever man i don't even care anymmore
[+6] u/Civil-Soup2863: surely you didn’t buy puts yesterday right? Right???
[+6] u/Drchubbypanda: Memory remembered that big tech is still burning money in CapEx
[+6] u/31andnotdone: made money on mu and spx puts yesterday
bought a msft call at close.
I'm the best at this
[+6] u/Front-Manager8911: Stupid bers get fuk stupid bers dead
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Chat, are we back? Cuz I think we are back 🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/mechanicalcontrols: You want to kill yourself because you lost six figures on over leveraged trades.
I want to kill myself because I got the employee of the month award at a dead end job.
We are not the same 😎
[+6] u/spn43: I just need another +35% from DRAM and I'll finally break even 😭
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: **Leopold** **Aschenbrenner** is reportedly unwinding many of his trades according to CNBC's David Faber.
Several prime brokers have been working with the fund to meet margin requirements or reduce positions.
Bring a circuit breaker 👀🤌🤌
[+6] u/TheCheez-It: The dumbest idea you have today will make money.
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Don’t get lulled into thinking the bottom is in, this is a relief rally. Stick to short term trades. Or buy new bags whatever you like.
[+6] u/cat_tastic720: Hottest country on earth! GDP 1.5%
[+6] u/Master_Explanation92: 1.5 vs 2.1 expected gdp rate is pretty insane
[+6] u/prana_fish: This will rug 1 minute before open so the long options you got trapped in won't even let you close at breakeven.
[+6] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: Dump after the bell. You’ve been warned 🫵🏻
[+6] u/Level_Counter3062: MMs: "look retail its green today you should buy more! 🥰🥰🥰"
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Why do I want to get puts
[+6] u/mephim3838: Pump and dump at open?
[+6] u/arctictony222: Did microsoft singlehandedly save the market
[+6] u/Taiyoken: NVIDIA wtf are you doing
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: Microsoft +25% in one day is not a meme
[+6] u/kyokeooooo: All hail the new king, Microsoft!
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: it so obvious it shouldn´t that it just might!
[+6] u/asianlongdong: No they didn’t, Samsung said that
[+5] u/Pojihut: turns out buying NBIS as it approached $140 would've been a good idea
[+5] u/OO_BRAVO: PCE report came in cooler than expected, with the good ERs from last night and a positive PCE, we should recover a bit. Good luck everyone
[+5] u/SearchUsual5193: was there any news? semis are really green.
[+5] u/naturalweldingbiz: 3 days ago MU was $930. i think this is a bit of mass panic fear of a bubble selling which is probably good overall
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: is memory back or what lol
[+5] u/hioman01: MSFT I apologize. You the real MVP
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: 2% premarket means it Will dip atleast 0.5% when it opens
[+5] u/Evdrmr: Disposable personal income (DPI)—personal income less personal current taxes—increased $48.3 billion (0.2 percent), and personal consumption expenditures (PCE) increased $65.2 billion (0.3 percent)
but yeah ok, stonkz only go up
[+5] u/printstreamer: NO RED DAYS EVER AHEAD
[+5] u/YoDooley: GDP is fine, maybe just lower your expectations for America
[+5] u/dash_trash4255: Does anyone know if they drug test the morning CNBC crew? I don’t care at all if they’re on drugs, I’m just curious what they’re on.
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: green looks cool on mu but I’m so numb right now idec,pump it dump it take a dump on it idc fuck em take my money
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: V'ed in premarket already. Citadel, Blackrock, and Jane St look forward to your business at market open.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: No one believes out of all the players out there that Cuckerberg is gonna get to Artificial general intelligence first.
He’s in foundling mode instead of founder mode
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Leopold Aschenbrenner is reportedly scrambling for fresh capital after his $20 billion hedge fund was hit by the July AI stock crash."
The big question is: Is he the only Big Guys who are about to get Margin Calls if he doesn't get more money save him and his portfolio? 🤔
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: If there’s another rug pull at open, just shut it tf down
[+5] u/Garrett_CPAatCOS: Market flat by open, red by EOD.
Bers are drafting e-vites to their celebratory weekend BBQ where they can finally go back to telling friends and family how “they knew it” and “it was so obvious.”
[+5] u/BicycleAggressive312: The day microsoft saved us
[+5] u/lardexDofB: bad gdp numbers mean rate cuts regards
[+5] u/DegenGonnaDegen: Either I sold the bottom, or this is going to get ugly soon
[+5] u/hioman01: BREAKING: Stocks go up
[+5] u/studybreak15: Holy shit my MSFT leaps when from -$19k to actually green lol
[+5] u/YouDontKnowDino: Yeah if NVDA could go up 13% in one day like MSFT that would be great
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: MU $800 reclaimed for the moment.
[+5] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Dat 10 yr yield tho lookin thicker than bowl of oatmeal rn 👀👀🫦🫦
[+5] u/vagabond_primate: Can we amend the constitution to let us trade options at all times we can trade equities?
[+5] u/aftherith: No one knows which way the market is going to go you ignorant sluts that's the whole point. That's why it's exciting!
[+5] u/TreGet234: August will 100% be a repeat of april.
[+5] u/mmaisumm: My micro ain't so soft anymore 🤑
[+5] u/jasperCrow: The memory rally that’s about to happen is going to be insane.
[+5] u/Alfman66: Ath feels better than doom and despair economic collapse
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: Welcome to the new range bound SPY where no one can decide to dump or buy more
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lol imagine if Goog had the same pe as apple it be a 8T company
[+5] u/studybreak15: Msft small pull back at open and then continue back up
[+5] u/Diguojigood: apple is dumping, bullish
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: the big short unwind
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: Bears getting pretty greedy. Time to go up.
[+5] u/ReelGoated: fuck bears right? watch this
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: what changed between yesterday and today ?
[+5] u/DipSniper69: ITS SO F*CKING GREEN
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Now what? Another rug pull down further?
[+5] u/poozyfloor: 330 pm yesterday: SELL SELL!!! Less than a day later. BUY BUY!!!
[+5] u/kylkartz21: Premarket rug pull again?
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Imagine fading SOXL under $100 during the Ai revolution 💀🫰
[+5] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Blew my 60k account, but guess what? I just got payed
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: i'm selling my tech calls at open, the bottom might fall out on tech and we might have to wait for the spy bottom which is much lower
[+5] u/Dante_Tweaks: WE ARE SO BACKKKK BOYS 🫶🏾🫶🏾
[+5] u/SirBuysHighALott: Thank you Microsoft. I believed!
[+5] u/TakeThatBro: Ted Lasso said that he remembers the date his father killed himself because he was supposed to watch friday the 13th with his friends that day
Some events are more meaningful than others!
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: WSB: in literal shambles
The rest of the market, surviving.
[+5] u/CheapHero91: Sandisk 2k end of august
[+5] u/TreGet234: Tim apple will unironically save the market.
[+5] u/Sp0kenTruth: MICROSOFT BACK FROM THE DEAD HAHAHA LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[+5] u/Abe2025: Microsoft saved the market
[+20] u/itsme971: PLEASE JUST GET BACK TO MY ENTRY
*hits entry*
FUCK YOU IM HERE TO STAY
[+15] u/TheRealArmament: Memory bols back to calling their bosses bro instead of sir
[+11] u/Namtabmal: Absolute joke of a market. MU 10% down and next day 10% up. WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?? And some people think this shit isnt a casino
[+11] u/Combat_Proctologist: Y'all prayed for a memory pump to get out cleanly, right?
You ARE getting out during this pump, right?
[+10] u/New_Ad_1682: Yesterday my portfolio was down 21% on the month.
Today my portfolio is down 5.5% on the month.
This is perfectly normal for a portfolio that primarily consists of the top 500 companies in the world.
[+10] u/Normal-Phase-1252: sold my entire MU position yesterday at close
[+10] u/berkoh: Bears surprised that semis are actually needed and were not going back to the stone age
[+10] u/Twoverybigwords00: Just bought the absolute top of the rip 👌
[+9] u/Latter_Smoke_3767: Is this what they call a “fake pump”?
[+9] u/Orin_n: Unpopular opinion but taking profit feels amazing
[+9] u/UnbelievablyEvil: Would be fucking hilarious if we somehow end red
[+9] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: "I SWEAR I DONT EVEN WANT PROFITS, I JUST WANT TO BREAK EVEN!!!!!" posters suddenly are not closing their positions anymore
[+9] u/KittyLover-7: Sandick is going to rip right back to 2300 over august isn’t it
[+9] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: NBIS decided to buy Strait of Hormuz and convert it to a data center
[+8] u/vee1rot8: I’m scared. I’ve seen this movie before
[+8] u/Stormedgiant: I wanna get some puts right now but im a scared bitch
[+8] u/WordsHappenedHere: Zuck is just destroying META. Just fucking sell ads and make the VR glasses. No one is using a shitty Facebook LLM. Like who is logging into that shit to ask it anything.
[+8] u/pain474: People being scared of market crash and we are back up in just one day and everybody will have forgotten about the fears lol. Goldfish brains
[+8] u/Vlashaaak: Why didn’t I buy the dip
Cus I’m a pussy
[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: This is fucking stupid
[+8] u/nerozz_00: And glory to all the Paperhands your sacrifice will not be in vain
[+8] u/Vincent_van_Guh: This memory pump is making millionaires and I am not one of them
[+8] u/Altair82: Got a margin call this morning. A few hours later, my port is up 50%.
I love this sport. It's so fun.
[+8] u/patricktu1258: HYPE THE FUCK UP AND PANIC BUY FUCKING EVERYTHING. ITS FUCKING MOONSHOT.
[+7] u/anjuna-freak: Im full ported nbis and creaming myself in my office cubicle rn
[+7] u/Big_Love_3070: Why in the fuck did I sell my calls at open
[+7] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: GO MOTHERFUCKERS GOOOO KOREA CRASH IS OVER, BACK TO PUMP
[+7] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: yoooooo i was weak and went to bed, did we win Iran again or what is this?
[+7] u/actualnotme: Thank you MSFT, I was wrong about you
Sincerely, memory bool
[+7] u/sidaeinjae: The CEO of SK Hynix bought 3 million worth of stock at the closing of KOSPI (the most amount one could buy without pre-disclosure), we've already hit rock bottom
[+7] u/Such-Ice1325: Institution back buying after killing retailers and koreans
[+7] u/Austin_Destroyer: A haiku:
A modest increase
After catastrophic dip
Some relief, still poor.
[+7] u/berkoh: Little breather before we going again
[+7] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Whys sevicenow down 7%? I thought people are rotating into SAAS. People want to put their money into Microsoft instead?
[+7] u/ACiD_80: I dont care if you're a bear or a bull, this market is poison. Im staying away.
[+7] u/All_four_Elements: Nice pump you got there Memory, be a shame if something were to happen to it
[+7] u/fenton7: MSFT has broken the surly bonds of earth. Congratulations to all the longs.
[+7] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: Mfers finally buy puts after three violent downward moves and then complain when the other 85% of us are happy everything opened green
[+7] u/True_Job_7845: remember, the first 56 moves are fake
[+7] u/crazyfool319: This is many people's first bear market rally here !!!
[+7] u/BackgroundCicada4877: Someone send leopold a job application for wendys
[+7] u/iamjt: So how many of you full ported puts at close yesterday
[+7] u/weewoowewoooo: 25–30% jumps across multiple billion dollar companies. Insane lmfao
[+7] u/Gamestonkish: mu coming for you michael beary
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: 'BuBbLe Is PoPpInG' bros are hella quiet right now
[+6] u/ez399017: Wait… MSFT saved the market?
[+6] u/ChallengeLoud7608: MSFT alone has pulled the entire market up.
No other company can beat MSFT in pulling up semiconductor stocks atleast.
[+6] u/JohnJohnsonJohansen: If MSFT keeps this up I'll activate Windows
[+6] u/berkoh: SNDK +20% what the FUCK
[+6] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Oh fuckkkk youre going to make me profit 😩
[+6] u/iSOBigD: Guys I sold my dram, mu and soxx yesterday. You're welcome, enjoy the rare green day.
[+6] u/darthjarhead: So despite inflation, oil, and geopolitical uncertainty, MSFT reported good earnings so the entire market pumps?
That doesn’t compute.
[+6] u/kumako10: Up $21k today. Only $20k more until I breakeven wtf
[+6] u/xeuropa: Violent violent green😮💨😮💨😮💨
[+6] u/rightovahere: Bum ass koreans watch and learn, this how you pump
[+6] u/djln491: So those that sold low yesterday are buying back in a little higher 😂
[+6] u/jetpilot6969: We have not seen this level since....checks notes....last week 😂
[+6] u/BladeFireQ: All thanks to MSFT, I'm not a bag holder anymore 😭
[+6] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: guys, hear me out, seriously:
we have today's momentum
and tonight (July 31 in SK) is the night where South Korea's soft ban on leveraged gambling degens officially takes place
that, combined with the momentum of today means
**THIS IS THE FUCKING MOONSHOT, PANIC BUY EVERYTHING**
[+6] u/thowthembowz: is it put time now? red here we go!
[+6] u/i_made_a_mitsake: GOD BLESS NBIS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
[+6] u/MrIntuition: greatest bull trap ever
[+6] u/Big-Pomegranate3243: Yesterday I bought AMD, today I wanted to sell it at a loss and buy SOXS. It turns out that God loves me
[+6] u/CranberryDry4080: The casino is changing..
[+6] u/chewks: # IMAGINE NOT BUYING CALLS YESTERDAY. DUMB GEY BEARS LMFAO.
[+6] u/XorAndNot: Hello survivors of the great crash of July 29
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Leopold sold and everything pumped lmao
[+6] u/Horror_Yam_9078: FUCK Yen is getting more expensive, let me buy my 8ft tall sex doll made in the likeness of Weird Al now before it gets too expensive.
[+6] u/Panthera__Tigris: https://preview.redd.it/mr1poe6indgh1.png?width=273&format=png&auto=webp&s=dda33eaeba8f8bfc01488e6d78d4d85ec1b2a013
thats just stocks.
massive short covering IMO.
[+6] u/organicMango_: imagine now a big rugpull ☠️
[+6] u/SpeedilyStable: This doesn’t seem like a dead cat bounce anymore. It looks like a reversal.
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Squeeze these gey fukkin shorts memory
[+6] u/PigletBaseball: Bers just take the 20% loss. It's better than a 40% loss tomorrow.
[+6] u/Altair82: just waiting for some dumbass ber to say a 20% green is a dead cat bounce
[+6] u/Xzlk: You literally just buy the MAG7 name that everyone hates. It’s been free money for a decade.
[+6] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: Koreans better finish this tonight with a happy ending
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: Etrade glitching hard for me. Anyone else?
[+6] u/Miker541854: Entire recession cancelled yet again. Back to nothing but green days
[+6] u/night_shredder: GOOG and MSFT with pretty much the same CAPEX guidance. GOOG more growth in the cloud space.
One dead, the other healthy wtf
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: Sir they hit a second pump
[+6] u/br0botic: Very normal and healthy market
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Bers deserve this for hating America
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: Just a few hours ago I cried for a hail mary and promised the gods that I would sell if I broke even but today I am a new man with a new-founded conviction who will never sell
[+5] u/ayopapiz: 💀 bers who hold theirs puts from yesterday
[+5] u/Unknownlegend6: Anyone else’s portfolio almost back to green
[+5] u/No-Most2405: Pump all August until September when recession resumes
[+5] u/cgonz15: NVDA 200 today not asking for much really
[+5] u/The_Albertino: SNDK up 18% hahahah
Good for my DRAM calls
[+5] u/PapitoMusk: Microsoft? More like Microhard
[+5] u/uber_pro: Oh god I can't hold my liquidity in anymore.
NASDAQ gna make me cccccccall
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Literal clown market lmao what the hell is going on? Yesterday the same stocks that were complete garbage are now worth more a morbillion? Lmao
[+5] u/rioferdy838: if this is a dead cat bounce, this would be the mother of all dead cat bounces.
[+5] u/ebitdasga: So the dip yesterday was fake
[+5] u/Accomplished_Bit_826: New ATH incoming next week
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Hahahahaha, fucking cocky ass bers. Get fucked
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Gunna need this x10 to recover losses
[+5] u/svpa3991: Don’t even know what causing these pumps anymore lmao all Ive known is pain
[+5] u/noobletato: Paper hands shaken out. On to the next leg up
[+5] u/Rosella2562: MMs literally canceled the daily morning rugpull because I didn’t get in today? Wow 🥲
[+5] u/ConfectionAble9282: Yes, I just need gs down 30% and I’ll consider it a buy
[+5] u/JoocePop: it’s gonna dump for sure, but then trick everyone to sell and then it’ll pump even more
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Why am I still fucking with NVDA…. 😭
[+5] u/M13alint: As long as everything goes perfectly right I’m on track to retire at age 167
[+5] u/pain474: Absolutely retarded market.
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: At work. Will have to settle for a measly +100% on Micron calls
[+5] u/Playful-Ad-7277: WHERE IS NBIS BEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: I sold all my MU yesterday before close. Your welcome. Not all heros wear capes.
[+5] u/Mammoth-Version-4239: I just want my money back...
Wait, are we pumping? WE PUMPIN, ALL-IN x5!
[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: “Sir, request permission to leave the station.”
“For what purpose, Master Bull?”
“To give the Bears back their bomb.”
“Permission granted”
[+5] u/New_Possible_284: those who didnt buy yesterday say it is a bull trap, me included
[+5] u/akunisg: yall know it's fake rally, right?
[+5] u/uber_pro: bers wishing they were born korean right now xDDD
this is MURICA stonks here go UP
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: this is absolutely fucking insane for one hour lmao
[+5] u/MelonBeefChop: It will kangaroo the entire day and end flat
[+5] u/CharlesElwoodYeager: Bull trap? Or are we actually back
[+5] u/HauHauHauHauHauHau: Lol don’t buy calls please It’s gonna be another rugpull
[+5] u/djklmnop: Lol Facebook turned off fact checking and their site is pretty much uncensored these days, and they still can't beat earnings. That cesspool is only getting what it deserves. Mostly boomers on there these days bickering, while the rest have moved on.
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: Michael burry just got burried dang
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: This aint gonna end well
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Koreans gonna freak out and pump like crazy tonight
[+5] u/E39_CBX: 0dte puts here. No way this holds.
[+5] u/PigletBaseball: Lol at bers saying MU was going to 600
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: is there a support line here i'm not seeing that's causing these giga bounces
[+5] u/dweeegs: So we thinking dump at 9:30 or 9:31 today?
[+5] u/StophJS: Given that it's also a company that does zero good for society, don't know what the fuck needs to happen for me to actually stop buying META stock for good.
[+5] u/cryptohorn: What is the guy on cnbc going on about
[+5] u/Special_Prior6179: The switch up in this chat is always crazy when market goes down then up lmao
[+5] u/ThouOne: Holy shit NBIS is up 31% LOL
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Sure yeah! No one wanted data center stocks for a whole 2 month and now they run up 20% in one day...sure. fucking idiots. I hate this shit. Just get me back to ath
[+5] u/MrDee97: Who is brave enough to buy puts
[+5] u/RockCultural4075: why does this shit look like its a bout to fall of the cliff lol
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Thanks MSFT. You did good my boy.
[+5] u/Fun-Fox-6818: Retail trying hard to buy semis, please don’t be MMs exit liquidity
[+5] u/ernestomn98: TODAY IS PAYDAY WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN YESTERDAY
[+5] u/palindromic: Man they really wanted to liquidate this one kid.. badly. He had adobe puts, adobe immune to market movements until today, he was invested in semis/infra, etc.. all burned down the last 3 months.. and now?
[+5] u/UniversityFrosty2426: I sold for a loss yesterday. You’re welcome!
[+5] u/UniversityFrosty2426: If tomorrow doesn’t dump massively then maybe it’s a momentum shift to an August rally.
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Yooo correction over fellas!
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Msft turned this whole franchise around
[+5] u/Jibub: Msft single handly saved the ai trade.
[+13] u/rowinghorse7: Citadel says Fed is gonna hike.
Market dumps. Leopold gets margin called.
Citadel buys Leopold out at a discount.
lol
[+13] u/lTinkyWinkyl: If this doesnt tank ill chop my balls off on facebook live
[+10] u/Effective_Swan_6466: inflation is NOT COMING DOWN, Rates WILL BE RISING, Oil WILL BE RISING, Mango WILL BE FILLING HIS DIAPER, midterms WILL BE A DISASTER, Algos ARE TARGETING YOUR FAMILY, Skynet WILL COME ONLINE
calls
[+9] u/SarcasticTrumpet: This might all be gone by EOD just like yesterday which would be fucking insane
[+9] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Imagine waking up with QQQ puts that closed yesterday at $12.44 and were $0.43 at open
[+9] u/liuqiu_rangers: German autism might be more dangerous than Korean greed
[+9] u/thrillho145: Don't fade now. Pump more
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: So ends the great bull market of July 30th 2027 to July 30th 2027
[+8] u/JamesTheBadRager: Everyday without fail pump and dump
[+8] u/TheRealMysticX: watch SPY end red today 💀
[+8] u/True_Fix7215: I jut need 10 more pumps like these to break even
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does prevent some unhappiness
[+8] u/Due_Fennel_8965: End the war this weekend Donny, we need the momentum!
[+8] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Am I cooking or am I gonna get clapped?
https://preview.redd.it/okx8bg2jzdgh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b30b7140db35f86f6434e1bad3b7521c2baae26
[+8] u/Relevant_Vehicle6994: Looks like spy can go down as quickly as it went up. Would be hilarious if we end red today
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: So BAM closed, CPC closed, Hormuz closed, east-west pipeline bombed, and oil peaks at 86$?
All markets are fake at this point, just throw everything into calls on chips ig
[+7] u/coolguyed: Bols got hyped on a fake pump lol
[+7] u/DrumpfTheBern: Love how now that all of y’all are bears you keep begging for it to dump lmao
[+7] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Bols
No, bers
No, bols
No, bers
No, bols
No, bers
No, bols
[+7] u/MoleMan199: I’m not satisfied. I want SPY 725 eod
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: How’s “trading” going you ask? Let’s just say I’m glad I get free unlimited meals at work.
[+7] u/scm66: Cash Rules Everything Around Me
[+7] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: we finally have a big green day but im still so RED 😢
[+7] u/emanresu711: Who tf want to buy this fake shit
[+7] u/Human_Lifeguard2119: Citadel buys Situational Awareness’s stock portfolio after big losses in AI - WSJ.
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Dear amazon ,
please, just say higher capex projection or maintain,
do not screw this up
[+6] u/traderintel2: NBIS never ceases to amaze me
[+6] u/Snoo_4496: we r so back
to
yesterday’s low
[+6] u/gspach: would be hilarious if we close red
[+6] u/Boring_Ad7277: we below yesterdays high lol
spy below yesteradys fed announcement.
the "pump" just started, take the calls
[+6] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Are you ready to receive my limp penis?
-Elon Musk
[+6] u/Iknowyougotsole: Does this mean the Koreans are gonna fomo tonight?
[+6] u/69peterpumpkineater: This is gonna be a generational rugpull aint it
[+6] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: all that to end up flat on the week. well played MM's
[+6] u/derprondo: The market giveth, the market taketh. Today it giveth.
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: So is today a dead cat bounce or is it the beginning of the reversal?
[+6] u/degenforlife69: Korean bros died for this
[+6] u/2020isgreat: The most Korean of all was a german named Leopold
[+6] u/RealisticOkra6567: Yesterday was -4k then one hour ago +16,000 🙏🏽
[+6] u/DudeManBroGuy9: Some people actually sold their Memory yesterday.
I loaded up more. #owned
[+6] u/Notpayingthat30bucks: Koreans gonna pump this shit
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Instant pumps to destroy fresh puts
[+6] u/12301923: Citadel really big dicked this leopold kid.. hahahaha
[+6] u/Rizocon1: Now we just need axios article on a ceasefire and we pump to ath
[+6] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: i want to see like multiple days of green sndk before getting back in lol
[+6] u/Legitimate_Quail5559: We’re ending red aren’t we
[+6] u/Spoliationcomplation: If you even know what bonds are you are a fucking loser fr
[+6] u/JessKingHangers: Sold all my MU and SNDK yesterday....you literally cant make this shit up. Im fucking done.
[+6] u/UchihasRightfulHeir: Why do I always forget that when the market dips so hard, “Do nothingggg”. Eaten a 20k loss trying to limit my losses. Now market basically back where it was. What a bozo I am.
[+6] u/jeffynihao: Leo got liquidated and his two biggest holdings are up 30% lmfao.
Thanks for the discount on NBIS and BE
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: \-40k from june 3rd . with only 50k in my port left. couldve bought any of these ai names on the chart above yesterday and recovered massively. but no.
[+6] u/conflicted_humanist: BOOMERS AT CITADEL GOT OUR BOY, LEOPOLD! 😩
[+5] u/Kekbar: is there a way to unbuy Sandisk puts plz
[+5] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: Anyone check on Burry yet?
[+5] u/uwvirgin: I mean yall knew a day like today was coming. Just didn’t think it would be today.
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Shorts covered, time to dump it
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: imagine if instagram founders were smart enough to not sell their company for pennies. Zuck would still be another overgrown frat bro living in bushwick on parental money
[+5] u/Fancy-Presence-5585: MSFT baggies went from being down 30% in the biggest bull market in history to being only down 10% and now they're shouting from the rooftops flinging shit everywhere.
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Microsoft saving Wall Street wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: The death of DRAM was greatly exaggerated (I'm still down 40%)
[+5] u/NutmegKilla: RDDT is going intergalactic AH
[+5] u/Nigerianpoopslayer: Buy High sell low, good job
[+5] u/traderbusto: You missed the move, sorry. Try again tomorrow!
[+5] u/hayleybts: MSFT +15% and SPY green? One for the history books.
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys I think I am living in the Truman show, the moment I full ported Soxs at close yesterday after being down 40% on sandisk. Everything went up like wtf.
[+5] u/Public_Day_4996: Congrats to the MSFT bag holders. I've been making fun of you guys for a while now, but you deserved this one.
[+5] u/killainvest: I got trapped because I’m an idiot
[+5] u/whitesquirrle: What are your moves for WWIII?
[+5] u/Possible_Version2680: My account rests on RDDT earnings today. God speed
[+5] u/packersgiant3: Dam we all clowned Microsoft and its saving us now
[+5] u/BeatzAway: Gey bers loss porn waiting room anyone?
[+5] u/hylian_prince: I wish you guys could tell me about these 20% pumps before they happen
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: I don’t understand! Just two hours ago… semiconductors were worthless trash.
[+5] u/-sakuranbo: volatile periods show us who the good traders are.
I'm not a good trader
[+5] u/tossaway1040: Wow what an insane dump
[+5] u/Asleep-Implement5938: here come the retards talking about V's prematurely
[+5] u/wmzula: I don't even wanna win no more
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: I've seen this story a thousand times. Early pump followed by a rug pull. Lots of exit liquidity for the algos this morning... they're waiting for it.
[+5] u/conflicted_humanist: Leopold liquidated??
[+5] u/DivisticaI: Mu to 1000 tomorrow and my port jumps 700%
[+5] u/Kantmzk: Cracking open my second beer of the morning to celebrate MSFT
[+5] u/Snoo-90587: this is the mother of all dead cat bounces. do not be fooled
[+5] u/Spoliationcomplation: No lube or nothing, at least slap it first so I know its coming
[+5] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Did leopoor just buy back in at the top
[+5] u/Urzuck: Gay if you dump this at open
[+5] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: yeah i'm not trusting this I'm gonna spectate for a while
[+5] u/ElderDwarf: WHERES MY SEMI BULLS LETS GOOOOO PAMP IT
[+5] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: lmao you are all going to buy in at the top and get rugged hard
[+19] u/Top-Sir-1215: So citadel intentionally started a rumour fed was raising rates to take out Leopold and buy his shares? Do I have that right?
[+14] u/eyerollingsex: Korean bulls died for these gains
Have some respect for the fallen 😔
[+12] u/spunchbawb1: how the fuck is it still going up
[+11] u/thevolxme: It’s genuinely just gambling at this point, there are no indicators for any move
[+10] u/pranay33: I think I am a pig and I think I’m gonna get slaughtered
[+9] u/Effective_Put_5209: Wild how yesterday was "time to jump off a building" and today is "stocks only go up!"
[+9] u/GuwopGOAT: Insane how they artificially obliterated memory stocks to pick them up cheap.
[+9] u/ILoveWesternCenter: These evil bastards all got together and butcher my boy Leopold like Caesar 😂
[+9] u/xyrian328: If I don’t zoom out it looks like I’m winning
[+9] u/Locke_____Lamora: Lol citadel got everybody to sell with the surprise rate hike rumors then bought Leopold port on the cheap. Big boys play so dirty.
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Citadel is pure evil. They are literally sharks and we are anchovies lmao
[+8] u/cooperfrost: So all this time we have been blaming the Koreans while Leopold is out there getting liquidated.
They pitted regards against fellow regards 😢
[+8] u/Chef_Royardee: META spent $3.5b on lawsuits and severance last quarter and that’s why they didn’t beat EPS. Pretty much every other metric was up YoY (including capex, of course). Meta also had 2 weeks of straight red going into earnings and then proceeded to dump. Giga oversold rn go buy some $600c for Jan and chill
[+8] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Time for full port puts
[+8] u/RightLaw366: These huge swings are healthy
[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: Never made it as a wise bull
I couldn't cut it as a poor bear stealing
Tired of livin' like a gay man
I'm sick of ports without a sense of green
And this is how you remind me
[+8] u/Foremole_of_redwall: HONEY WE CAN BUY FOOD TODAY
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: msft holders deserved this W
[+7] u/CMTTrader: \*CITADEL BUYS SITUATIONAL AWARENESS'S STOCK PORTFOLIO AFTER SUFFERING DEEP LOSSES: WSJ
Leopold is basically white guy Bill Hwang. Both were using Total Return Swaps
[+7] u/zeebee098: Didnt sell my puts at +100% and now I’m down -50%. Nice
[+7] u/Responsible-Base393: Welp the bubble popped. Now we can move on and you retard bears can stop saying bubble all the time.
[+7] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Ken Griffin claims another victim .. this time a german twink
[+7] u/Rock_or_Rol: Congress: let’s change the war powers resolution to, “can you maybe.. please, umm.. wrap it up? Please? If not, you can just like veto or whatever if you want. Idk hehe”
Checks and balances 👍
[+7] u/aew2019: Are you winning, son?
Yes, dad. Thanks for asking!
[+7] u/Interesting-Rub4482: Is Leopold part Korean by any chance?
[+7] u/freehouse_throwaway: up so much on SNDK shares its ridiculous
[+7] u/mneymaker: CITADEL IS CROOKED AF
LEOPOLD YOU RE A FUCKIN GENIUS MAN
THE MARKET OF REGARDS IS WITH YOU.
MAKE A NEW FUND OR BE PUBLIC ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL INVESTMENTS, MAKE A SUBSTRACK AND LETS RIDE THIS ALL TOGETHER
[+7] u/hotCupADank: something fucky is about to happen
[+6] u/skychief99: This appears to be a good time to dump everything.
[+6] u/Long_Growth9961: Some of y’all didn’t get rugged hard enough yesterday
[+6] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Oh my....
CNBC reporting Situational Awareness was
forced to unwind ALL public stock positions after steep losses.
He was 4 times levered...
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: **Computers be like:**
We’re so back 😎
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Now everyone wants microhard and looks like it's META's turn to be microsoft
[+6] u/diefy7321: This is where fomo starts kicking in lmao
[+6] u/Moist-Guava-732: today is a perfect example of why leveraged etfs are far superior to options and why i am never going back
* no option contract fees
* no expiration dates
* no need to worry about the constantly daily volatility dumps and theta decay chop that MMs use to bleed premiums
* ability to get the lowest possible fills and make the most potential profit using after hours by setting limits in ladders
* daily decay even on a 3x is not as a bad as option gap down when they pin prices between strikes
* some even have lower margin requirements
[+6] u/Mental-Revenue-4213: If bulls were in control we would be at 740+ already
[+6] u/SavageDuckling: Imagine dumping your losses on MU yesterday. Boy did -$6000 hurt to see but +$9000 is even better today
[+6] u/Own_Implement4380: Made 300% on my MU Calls and 150% on AMD. What a beautiful day
[+6] u/Leather_Floor8725: So this was all about citadel liquidating situational awareness, and now market can resume going straight up?
[+6] u/ThatKarmaWhore: Who wants to hold my hand while watching SPCX crater into earnings/insider-unlock next week?
[+6] u/zestykite: my 734p are such hot garbage... what am i doing with my life?
[+6] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: korea is gona shit their pantaloons
[+6] u/Bob_the_peasant: “There, I put Meta in a box so it can no longer cause losses” said Frog. 📦
“But Meta can go lower during after hours without triggering your stop-limit” said Toad.
“This is true” said Frog.
[+6] u/confusedandsmellyman: The bears got a month. That is all.
[+5] u/chog_nastii: It’s definitely a bull trap…
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Zuck is a moron. He's been sabotaging his own company for the last 6 years. For 3-4 years he was obsessed with VR and wasted $200 billion. Now he's wasting another $200 billion on AI. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/onDetop: so citadel rumored rate hikes that caused leopold to sell and bought his entire portfolio after? AND RTARDS BOUGHT PUTS CUZ THEY BELIEVED THE RUMOR???? holy fuck yall deserve to lose money lmfaooooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/AlwaysBuyCalls: 1 Green Day after and bulls are telling the bears to pack it up LOL
[+5] u/ChipWong82: MSFT saved the market. Meta tried to destroy it.
[+5] u/Midpoint60: MU sounds like a cow -- **BUT RUNS LIKE A BULL.**
[+5] u/FalseDiamond7930: Turns out I'm not regarded, just half korean
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: trading spy has gotten so dumb
[+5] u/deandotcom: 🫵 bought puts at the bottom.
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: it is a shame that im retarded and dont know what I am doing
[+5] u/Sick0h: They really made me capitulate at the exact perfect time yesterday. Bravo at how real they can make an upcoming fake crash look.
[+5] u/Ambitious_Question15: THESE ARE HAPPY TEARS
[+5] u/darth_scion: Trillion dollar companies gapping up 10-20% in a day.
Sure, sure. Everything is normal.
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Qqq speed running to 675
[+5] u/FriendlyGold1717: wtf MSFT and Semi pump at the same time?? Which universe I’m in right now???
[+5] u/apurimac777: the market isn't a poker table - its russian roulette in post-war Saigon
[+21] u/jerome-yellen: July 28: Citadel "predicted" a surprise Fed rate hike, which historically tanks the market
July 29: Market sells off. Situational Awareness gets margin called. Fed left rates unchanged
July 30: Citadel acquires Leopold's entire portfolio
Same day, Leopold's holdings rally 15% to 29%
[+13] u/Fhyzikz: I made $13 on a SPY put just now. Get fucked idiot bulls lol
[+12] u/drakilian: Today I went from being down 300k to being down 170k 🎉
[+12] u/tzuica_de_mar: it's ok fellow bers, we still have 3 more hours to go
[+12] u/Successful-Lab-3508: Was the whole crash engineered by Citadel
to take over leopold's business?
[+12] u/unhappyreach_: Tonight, Iran is going to say sorry
Surrender then convert 🙌
[+12] u/NoProfessional4650: Yeah some retard ber yesterday was like bUt tHe fOrWaRd pEa lMaO sUcK a dIcK.
Yeah, fuck you bitch! Eat shit on your fucking puts
[+11] u/Bad_Driver69: MSFT has single handedly opened the strait of Hormuz
[+11] u/Fit-Employ3623: Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
[+11] u/Pretty_Dragonfly_716: Does MU go to $900 tomorrow?
[+11] u/neariced: Are they rugging this after hours to fuck as many people as possible?
[+11] u/SupportMedium9487: imagine being someone who started investing yesterday
[+11] u/Humble-Knowledge-159: Surely buying SNDK at 24% + day is a good idea
[+11] u/Poptart_Salad: This kind of intense buying up to the top of the local range and then coming to a dead stop for the rest of the day makes me skeptical we are done with the selling. Very typical of downtrend conditions to violently buy to trick people that it's over, only to stall and decline again.
[+11] u/The_Juice_Gourd: This Leopold Assburner really did Hwang himself good. From $45B of assets to $10B in a few weeks lmao 🤌
[+10] u/Mobile-Tackle-9477: Who else is switching to puts rn?
[+10] u/SueForPeas: It’s crazy that a major company can be up 25% for the day and still down 20% for the week. It’s even crazier that there is more than one like that.
[+10] u/edapalooza: I’m glad I sold my DRAM yesterday 🤡
[+10] u/PhoKingWild: If this goes back back down again I promise I will never experiment with bearism again
[+10] u/GenesGeniesJeans: Just had a really effing solid job interview, Im having a beer and sitting on cash. Prayers up my regards.
[+10] u/MartianInvestor: [This profile](https://www.reddit.com/user/me) absolutely MUST be insider trading….look at their history!!!🤯
[+10] u/New-Length5593: Generational buy at the top opportunity
[+10] u/neariced: Looks like a power hour dump setup
[+10] u/verysillyman: MU to the fooking moon
[+10] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: No way it dumps, and gives bears exactly what they want
[+10] u/riteofpass: Praying for another double digit day tomorrow
[+10] u/spellbadgrammargood: Americans saved Korean's portfolios.
[+9] u/RjBloxks: lol chasing $2 dollars to make $3000 on the day I end up negative, could’ve had $2998 dollars in profit instead im down $1200…gotta love it
[+9] u/SeausanInstructio: Bears getting face fucked once again
[+9] u/wasted_mass: I finally became a ber yesterday... fml.
[+9] u/big-baller-47: Spy +1.5%
My Port +0.5%
Spy -1%
My Port -3% FFS
[+9] u/CEOofBeanz: What do you think about Medicare?
🥭: I’m going to fucking filet the IRGC and slowly braise them with rosemary butter, we’re also making a deal
[+9] u/Forward-Marzipan326: Bers thought they popped the bubble LMFAOOOOOOOO
[+9] u/Kody14: What the actual fuck is going on
[+9] u/PocaMadre69: Yesterday everything was bad!!!
Today everything is good!!!
Stupid
[+9] u/perceptive_AI: I feel like calling someone a short king is like calling a black person the N word. It's very condescending when I hear women say it.
[+9] u/AnimatorNaive1880: Has msft ever had a 17% day before today ?
[+9] u/Competitive-Elk9326: 750 745 740 735 740 745 740 735 730 735 740 745 750 745 740 735 730 725 730 735 730 735 740 735 730 725 720 800
[+9] u/Round_Context_146: Todays green so you know what that means.... we dropping 2% tomorrow to erase all todays gains.. just like its been for over a month
[+8] u/Ozqi: All the people that ended their lives by the manipulated sell off so that Citadel could buy Leopold’s assets for 40 cents on the dollar.
Ken Griffin is not human.
[+8] u/lithe_silhouette: This sub makes me want to get back into options. Then I remember after today I'm down 10% for the month, a bloody month for many. The previous few months I was all options and lost whatever capital I invested.
[+8] u/Possible-Material693: Just buying whatever mag 7 is underperforming at the time and holding is the easiest way to outperform SPY. Literally too ez
[+8] u/Starmedia11: We are going to fucking fly tomorrow
[+8] u/Madsen13140: So many bers and bols in here. It's a casino not a zoo. Probably flat af after earnings
[+8] u/MoneyBadger14: Always fun to get a notification about a stock being up 10% while I’m still down 15%
[+8] u/heikici: Not a single complaining about MSFT today... Not funny
[+8] u/AGigatonicxs: So who sold yesteday
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: AH AH LOOK AT THAT IDIOT, HE DIDN'T BUY MU AT +15% AND IT'S NOW +17% LMAO
(see you at +/-20% tmrw, no in between)
[+8] u/LarsTarkas: Decided to sell my calls for 30%. I have been hurt way too many times at 740
[+8] u/orcassharks: lol imagine the regards who bought puts this morning. RIP
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Some people really fell for the Chinese memory FUD.....
[+8] u/Shrimpf: Power hour or sour hour, call it
[+8] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Don't let your fat wife take those weight loss pills. They are twice as likely to bang their coworkers and file for divorce. Protect your wealth and Keep them hopped up in cakes and pies.
[+8] u/winston511: Mods need to ban the full port MU guy post from today. Fake account with fake positions the first screenshot literally says “your bread” at the top above his positions. You fucking sheep fall for anything.
[+8] u/Treactor: Ok can you just dump already ??????
[+8] u/xironically23: Love how I held a 739 call from 192 to 140 to 196, made 4$ in a hour lmao
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: Upside down rug pull got me
[+8] u/thai_sticky: Eating bears and drinking beers
[+8] u/Independent-Eye9513: Apple dumps and Amazon pumps. Trading doesn’t have to be as hard as you guys make it
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: Everybody asking why the rebound, nobody asking how is the rebound
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: Where’s the best place to get fries so I can put them in the bag
[+8] u/Cool-Employ-4830: bears are so fucked LMFAOOO
[+8] u/tortu995: I'll never understand why someone who has more than a million dollars invested would ever short or be on margin, completely unnecessary. At that worth or above it would be silly not to cap the losses by playing puts/calls if you are either super bearish something or super bullish something.
[+8] u/Paul_Robert_: Bulls ❌
Bears ❌
Boars ✅
[+8] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: Jesus Christ SPCX what a horrid chart
[+8] u/browsk: Citadel released their report about a rate hike coming yesterday before Warsh spoke, then turn around and buy out the 20 billion fund of a 25 y/o gambler lol
[+8] u/pooterssssssssss: On a random Thursday, we had one of the greatest rallies of the entire decade?
That's what this is.
[+8] u/Ozqi: I need SNDK to go up another 100% from here to break even.
[+7] u/Vast-Ad7693: "🦀🦀🦀 SEMIS ARE DEAD 🦀🦀🦀"
lmao
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Citadel shorts leopold out of the business, takes over his book for a penny, then closes its shorts 🩳
[+7] u/housemoneyrocketship: Powah howah pomp eet
[+7] u/cow_grass: Praying for a dump soon.
[+7] u/boringperfectionist: Sensing a rug pull aka selloff last hour 😞
[+7] u/smoothsailer55: I sold MU at 722 should I just give up
[+7] u/Infinite-Broccoli535: They make it as painful as possible to hold a position
[+7] u/Drassigehond: Please do a power hour to 744
[+7] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Just wait til AMZN and AAPL pump us to another dimension...
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: I think the most shocking part of this story is Leopold is marrying a woman.
[+7] u/JustAFixedPoint: Nothing like 0DTEs to make you feel alive. Weeklys just don't get the blood pumping anymore
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: I think about Leopold every hour to make myself feel better
[+7] u/CozyDarkMage: No one should be taking advice or anyone seriously in ai/memory subs or socials. How these people change their stance in a single day just proves how biased they are to short term noise
[+7] u/pooterssssssssss: I've never seen a rally like this since March 31 2026, remember that one? They all said "its just window-dressing for end of quarter"
[+7] u/kenathen: msft single handed pump the market
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: AMAZON 2Q NET SALES $200.6B, EST. $197.01B
*AMAZON 2Q AWS NET SALES $42.23B, EST. $40.57B
*AMAZON 2Q OPER INCOME $27.46B, EST. $23.61B
*AMAZON Q2 EPS USD 5.75 VS. IBES ESTIMATE USD 1.82
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: Just a cool 25% on SOXL today.
Totally normal movements, nothing to see here.
[+7] u/Soossaaaa: Leopold should Leohold calls next time. He should have been Leobold. No one Leotold?
[+7] u/Not_Made_by_Design: I HAVE ZERO FUCKING FAITH THIS HOLDS LONG TERM
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: There once was a twink named Leopoor 👦🏼
Who finds himself down on all four 🪦
Ken griffin is laughing 👴🏻
Says “not sure how it happened” 🤷🏻♂️
And now we have new WSB lore 📖
[+7] u/_chasingdabag_v2: Bers statistically have smaller brains
[+7] u/SupportMedium9487: kioxia earnings tomorrow morning gonna give memory another double digit up day
[+7] u/Chancey004: Loser algos fighting eachother in the last 20 minutes.
[+7] u/nadoterisback: people here were calling for the end of the entire stock market and a global recession yesterday and today suddenly SPY is back within 2% of all time high lmao fuk
[+7] u/Humble-Knowledge-159: Don’t let greed take your profits exceptional day
[+7] u/Happy-Astronomer5242: Zooming out 6 months todays pump just isn't impressive
[+7] u/Bright-Revolution496: let's pour one out for the RAM bears that've been rubbing salt in our wounds these past few weeks
[+7] u/DarkR124: After today most of the big boys are done earnings, we’ll have a clear picture of capex, spending, and guidance. If Apple and Amazon are good and Korea doesn’t use this pump for exit liquidity we got a pretty good chance to keep pumping.
[+7] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Hm Shoulda bought yesterday.
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Who else rooting for RDDT today....
[+6] u/Majestic_Mention171: Google would be 8T if it was valued like apple, wtf is the market doing
[+6] u/ThatFUTGuy: i’m gonna bet on every single space company except spacex
want to see that go to the BOTTOM
ASTS, RKLB to the MOON 🌙
[+6] u/stock_dude9: The first 33 moves are always fake
[+6] u/Samjabr: Dear overpriced AAPL and money wasting AMZN - please dont fk up my calls expiring tomorrow.
[+6] u/grimandnordic1: Learned my lesson about being a greedy pig way too many times so I'm gonna take some profits good luck to the rest of you
[+6] u/txholdem: in a down market, relief rally is often huge too.. so i am not holding anything overnight.
[+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: if history repeats itself like the last month - this will probably either 1. rip 2. trade flat 3. dump.
[+6] u/Turd_burglar76: This b\*tch gonna crash hard tomorrow.
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Wanna hear something funny? I’m still down 60% on my snxx position
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: This market is so fucking ass
[+6] u/mikehoochie1234: Full port amazon calls
[+6] u/trentcoolyak: My Roth IRA lives or dies today
[+6] u/regardus_maximus: https://preview.redd.it/giqm7eytxegh1.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=91067b5323c8a5d1064c3c17f2d2b8575ed76185
guys, i have an idea.
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: I was whining like a little bitch after getting destroyed yesterday afternoon, and here I am up $10k now.
Market move was fake and gay, and Microsoft saved us
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Mega Shrek exactly at 1pm
[+6] u/username_bananas: Russian missiles landing in Poland is bullish for tech because \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
[+6] u/One_Confidence_7069: If this is like the last 3 times it happened, we're about to have 15 3% up days in a row.
[+6] u/Adrian12094: why the fuck didn't i buy more MU goddamnit
[+6] u/Beerplz94: Its all in the Koreans hands now , if they dont shit the bed i can see MU going to 1k again easy
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: TURN UP THE VOLUME
I GOT NO SOUND IN MY HEADPHONES
[+6] u/Ayamgoreng53: We are done with the bottoms .
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: I just got on Facebook for the first time in 7 years. What the fuck happened?
[+6] u/JicamaDue3521: how in the hell are we going up?
[+6] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Spy being pinned here is genuinely disgusting
[+6] u/cow_grass: Theta is eating me alive rn. Fuck
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: This market really is a sad pathetic joke.
[+6] u/GurHot8359: we are overdue for some movement
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: Port up over 10% for the day but I'm still down over 300%
[+6] u/Taj208: double down on SPY put lotto tickets?
[+6] u/aa73gc: Congratulations on to all the dip buyers but fuck me these sort of swings are not an indicator of a healthy market
[+5] u/micheelay: Rates remain the same +100pts
Warsh babbling idiot -100pts
Meta flop and Zuck up to his eyeballs in lawsuits -50pts
Microsoft earnings +50pts
Samsung memory shortage news +250pts
Leopold forced selling over +75pts
Iran and U.S. strikes N/A
WHAT IS NEXT
[+5] u/greenboi259: bought MU at 745 sold at 820 thinking it was gonna go back down and now its at 874 lmao
[+5] u/trumpdiego: So citadel wanted... only leopolds bags?
[+5] u/dbd209: Ah market goes up 3% and I am sitting on the sidelines. A tradition as old has time itself.
[+5] u/HighwayExotic2808: Front page of Reddit is full of “THE AI BUBBLE HAS BURST” posts and citing stocks crashing. The bottom is officially in
[+5] u/PaxDev: It’s ok, I wanted to get Theta’d
[+5] u/technologyready14: RDDT earnings in 45 minutes. It could gap up 15% like it has after most of its past earnings.
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Market poured one out for Leopold lol
[+5] u/uncorrelatedgambling: All cash right now, Can't afford to lose any money. Wife and wife's boyfriend want to go to Disneyland.
[+5] u/Neat_Database6685: What changed since yesterday
[+5] u/sekak77: This market is untradeable
[+5] u/eggplant_parm827: The odds of this dropping today are 0. So many posts all day long about a fade that isn't happening. The only thing that is happening, is every single small dip is being bought up all day long
[+5] u/Chancey004: This is kinda insane. I'm gonna take a wild guess and say amazons earnings got leaked.
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: dumb bol sees a textbook dead cat bounce started by low volume futures and thinks we're back
[+5] u/jiggolo420: Why is NVDA priced like AI is over, but every other name is pumping like AI will never end?
[+5] u/NotRllytho: Everyone wants to start a hedge fund but no one wants to hedge
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Rddt 230 by tomorrow morning
[+7] u/lolgoodone34: Why can’t META just focus on social media? Need to just close all their random shit like reality labs and metaverse and just make IG and WhatsApp better platforms. Aint that where all the money comes from? lmao
[+7] u/alldayidreamofdollas: I’ll buy a call right now and end this whole pump
[+7] u/IndividualExam4836: What do you guys think abt amzn earnings tonight
[+7] u/buffalowangy: Could be good or it could be bad
[+7] u/DeepestWinterBlue: What’s going on today? Why is the market green?
[+6] u/bicks789: Want 🥭 to drop the sickest tweet
[+6] u/Iunatic: Sandisk makes ASTS look like a bond lol
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Only thing I don’t like about bull runs is you barely get a clean entry
[+6] u/baltastro: RKLB is a $150 stock discounted to $64, crazy opportunity (if only I had cash)
[+6] u/JohanLiebert92: yes fuck ELON spcx has ruined the space sector and the market in general, ever since its IPO the market's been a shithole 🤌
[+6] u/zlordbeats: what was the reason for the dump yesterday and the pump today
this shit a kangaroo 🦘
[+6] u/Le_pants_de_marche: Catching knives like a blind juggler but too sus to buy into momentum which is why I'll forever be Europoor 👌
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: I'm new here. Is it normal for stocks to go up 24% day?
LMFAO
[+6] u/EquivalentBorn9411: How many bots making bear comments here were from citadel?
[+6] u/x2manypips: Citadel probably blew up kospi
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Violators will be prostituted.
[+6] u/bublythewater: Buy high, sell low
\- Warren Buffett
[+6] u/Zepcleanerfan: Ken Griffin sits when he pees
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: +2% spy after more mag7 earnings tonight?
[+6] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: just panic bought SNDK 😦🤌
[+5] u/VisualElectronic6674: My 5k bet on MUU before close yesterday may be the biggest ballsack payoff I’ve had
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: Market is garbage. Might as well invest in the Taliban Stock Exchange.
[+5] u/Imaginary_Sugar_3138: this is genuinely crazy, and i've seen a lot of reversals since covid. microsoft single-handedly saving the market despite every other company burning cash like kindling
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Shrek's twin brother tomorrow if AMZN beats.
[+5] u/Neoshinryu: 79 bucks for a MU 1000C for tmrw? Fuck it, I'm feeling lucky let's see a gazillionbagger
[+5] u/ultrastonk1997: spy gonna be headed back down momentarily
[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Bears on here praying for Korea to save their buttholes from being reamed out until they’re smooth like butter.
[+5] u/NoBlock3917: 1 more day like this and I'm actually making money
[+5] u/grt004: Once 10 year goes green, qqq’s dump. The bond market is in control. The fed lost all credibility yesterday
[+5] u/jdfan51: Activate operation theta cuck
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: SpaceX making a detour from moon and heading to Uranus
[+5] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: surely bottom is now in