[+65] u/TheOriginalBushToad: I was happy an hour ago...
[+63] u/Molmor_: https://preview.redd.it/7x55yx5v58gh1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6864ac42b16a2f43938dc49568bda25c452ebd30
[+61] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Mods it's about time to pin the hotline again
[+59] u/Such-Ice1325: Fuck this orange retard
[+47] u/ThetaGrim: Down $100k since two months ago jfc I hate this place
[+44] u/TakeThatBro: Imagine if people in here were trading options
[+43] u/LasyKuuga: Im at a very Korean time in my life
[+35] u/KittyLover-7: You know who I blame?
Everyone including myself commenting “they can liquidate me, fuck em” because they just fucking did
[+35] u/Wall_St_Bussy: # Permission to cry in the casino
[+34] u/ckami_91: Bulls really got fukd by that fake pump
LMFAOOOOO
[+30] u/AmbitiousEconomics: Man I wish my wife would fuck me like the market just fucked me
[+29] u/Liquoricezoku: My moves tomorrow are back into my parents' basement.
[+28] u/unhappyreach_: Meta missed EPS by 15%
#LMAO :(
[+26] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: META just announced it is using Iranian construction firms to build a $1T data center on Epstein Island
[+26] u/jackperitas: Being down 99% is actually very peaceful. You no longer have to check the app. The anxiety is gone.
There is only the void.
The void doesn't have margin calls.
[+25] u/powerboner: Dear fucking God I’m ruined LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+21] u/HumanFromTexas: My move tomorrow is out of my house because I can no longer afford the mortgage payment.
[+20] u/markhamwasteman: Tell the Koreans to play league of legends and not open there trading apps in the morning
[+20] u/SergeantThreat: If Zuck stayed fixated on college girls instead of VR and AI he’d be a trillionaire
[+20] u/bearhunter429: #Koreans won't like this when they wake up LMAO🤌
[+19] u/hftrobo9285: Zuck overspending on something he gets fixated on, what else is new
[+19] u/davidbigham: People that lost a lot money today. Go for a walk.
its fine. Talk to someone.
[+18] u/BFox1982: That's it! Make Jimothy the fed chair. I'm convinced a raccoon with spina bifida could do better than this.
[+17] u/OsamaBagHolding: Drive home in silence kind of day
[+17] u/AffectionateFace5877: It's just short term noise, you're not a retard.
It's just short term noise, you're not a retard.
It's just short term noise, you're not a retard.
[+16] u/juliakeiroz: there is no market crash in Ba Sing Se
there is no market crash in Ba Sing Se
there is no market crash in Ba Sing Se
[+16] u/Wild_Shift_5628: I put $1000 on spy 752 calls 8/7 expiration when spy was down $8. I was up 95% at 2:30 and didn’t sell. Now I’m down $500. I might be retarded. At the same time spy could go down another $30 in 48 hours or up another $30 and I wouldn’t be surprised
[+16] u/oregano_believer69: That was the most brutal half hour I’ve ever seen, every stock literally collapsed
[+16] u/Ok_Complaint_3589: #this is what you get for making fun of the bears 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
[+16] u/aqjingson: Korea has no chance tonight lol
[+15] u/YouDontKnowDino: So turns out I may have bought the dip too early lmao
[+14] u/goldenlamp: Sleep for dinner it is
[+14] u/Background-Ad-5319: I know the second that I sell the market will make a miraculous recovery so fuck you guys. I’m keeping everything and you’re coming down with me.
[+14] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I have aged 15 years in 4 weeks
[+14] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: Everything's correlated now.
Stock market = AI.
Bond market = loan money to AI.
Crypto = shit, which is the same thing as AI.
[+14] u/churnAmex: Please help. I have lost everything in my life
[+14] u/404MoralsNotFound: Time for kospi -8% again.
[+14] u/Ascorbinium_Romanum: Bag7 keeps fucking raising their capex and memory and Nvidia keep going down.
Someone make it make sense to me, I'm confused.
[+13] u/C0up7: If we are dumping, that means the Koreans are gonna get hit hard again. Thoughts and prayers for our fellow regards in South Korea.
[+13] u/Peeeeech: Should’ve hiked the rates it’d have been the same results lol
[+13] u/Colloquial: This warsh guy says nothing
[+13] u/WallStreetThreats_: Treasury bond yields at "right before shit hit the fan in 2007" levels
[+13] u/Ninja_Cooter: Just wait until Koreans get a load of this shit.
[+13] u/spilledonwhite: If I sell it will pump.
Instead I will watch the world burn. I'm holding. You have been warned. This shit going to zero motherfuckers.
[+13] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: I'M CALLING BULLSHIT ON THE MARKET
[+12] u/dudeondacouch: MSFT green? that's not allowed.
[+12] u/AirmanLarry: You’re laughing. My calls are expiring worthless and you’re laughing.
[+12] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Who told me July was historically a green month and go buy calls. Whoever that was your moms a ho
[+12] u/aew2019: It's already priced in, everything, all of it. Past, present, future, the infinite expanse of the universe.
You're priced, I'm priced, we are all priced in.
[+12] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: fck trmp and fkc wrsh
[+12] u/dudeondacouch: Alexa, order rope and a stool.
[+12] u/Locke_____Lamora: The fucked up part is we have more pain coming.
[+12] u/IndependentUsual7444: Boy does Zuck know how to waste money
[+11] u/Special-Vanilla-4183: itsover, lost 100k or more over 5 years, cant win as a retailer against this rigged shit
[+11] u/Black-Irish-Bastard: META puts gonna print even harder when Cuckerberg says ✨C A P E X✨
[+11] u/SaltyKrew: NVDA cannot win. CAPEX raised - red. CAPEX lowered - red. Investment in AI - red. Holy fuck man!
[+11] u/AGigatonicxs: Holding mu until the end
[+11] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Datacenters are stored in the balls
[+11] u/Cpryus: I'm not going to lie this is about 5x worse than the tariff crash for AI stocks at least, general market doesn't really care but holy fuck is AI stocks down like all 50% in 3 weeks
[+10] u/ayopapiz: Europoors gonna wake up and call us the korean 2.0
[+10] u/whereismymicrowave: Down 80k on 440k port. And I’m all shares. And 60% is in VOO.
HOLY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
[+10] u/ITeachYourKidz: Remember, the hotline is 867-5309
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Fck me. I lost my whole port today
[+10] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Warsh is doing a lot to dispell the stereotype that all Jews understand finance.
[+10] u/LeBhikariLe: MSFT prints money again.
market: but saas is dead, because of AI
[+10] u/leshermes: FUCK YOUR DATACENTERS. FUCK YOUR AI. THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES.
[+10] u/damien_stoker: Why did the market react this hard? Was no change not priced in ???
[+10] u/Life-Trade-6514: WE ARE INCREASING CAPEX BY 2TRILLION. Semi's: \*cricket\*
[+10] u/BrewCrew75: Tomorrow big green day
[+10] u/KevinWarshNudes: Kevin Warsh is helping dispel ugly stereotypes about Jews, like that they understand finance
[+10] u/Locke_____Lamora: I was down 150k at one point today and recovered 105k of it. Did not feel good at all. I'm all cash and gonna go to the beach.
[+10] u/Psychological_Fly109: We are going to need the biggest, most cooked tweet of all time to save this car crash of a market
[+10] u/Mezcal-papii: At least I’m getting my dick sucked by a petite Asian later
[+10] u/VastFreedom7: cry at a corner while watching my portfolio being cooked.
[+10] u/Crackbot420-69: “The bottom is near” - guy jumping from high rise window.
[+10] u/PicklesAreTight: Meta cash flow drop to 730m from 8.6B holy fuck lmao
[+10] u/sirkarmalots: I’m 2% from liberation day lows. Fuuuuuck
[+10] u/PuzzledLeader8941: I imagine Koreans just wake up everyday in a pool of sweat
[+10] u/Onnimation: Korean bros tonight...
https://preview.redd.it/cj5efmqcc8gh1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b011b3cad0c9f09559c7323018f922099020835e
[+9] u/HolographicHeart: South Korea's stock market is a bigger threat than North Korea's nukes.
What a timeline.
[+9] u/MoleMan199: I had 200 contracts of 737 puts yesterday that expired worthless … I would’ve been rich
[+9] u/marawki: SNDK and MU got margin called. Claude servers broke down
[+9] u/Zuko2001: LMAO HOOD just beat EPS by 50% and Rev by 10% and is still going to be red tomorrow or flat at best the market is bullshit it’s all macro dictated
[+9] u/Adorable-Group-8357: **Both META and MSFT capex are up.**
* **META:** Q2 capital expenditures were **$31.08 billion**, versus approximately **$17.01 billion** in Q2 2025, an increase of about **83% year over year**. Meta also narrowed its 2026 capex guidance to **$130–145 billion**, from **$125–145 billion** previously. That raises the low end by $5 billion and increases the midpoint from $135 billion to $137.5 billion.
* **MSFT:** Fiscal Q4 additions to property and equipment were **$35.80 billion**, versus **$17.08 billion** a year earlier—about **110% higher year over year**. Full-year FY2026 additions were **$115.95 billion**, versus **$64.55 billion** in FY2025, an increase of roughly **80%**.
So the clean conclusion is: **META capex up, and guidance modestly raised; MSFT capex up very sharply year over year.**
[+9] u/yourgirl696969: All capex keeps going up, MU keeps going down lmao. This shit is retarded
[+9] u/dreggers: Warsh letting the invisible hand of the market dictate interest rates is certainly a decision
[+9] u/pigeon_reborn: Tonight a whole civilization of bull will die
[+9] u/SeattleOligarch: Sit in tub. Cry a lot. Drink whiskey. Visit the prostitute at motel 6. Do crack instead of cocaine to save money. Wake up back in my tub. Repeat until market is green.
[+9] u/Market-Maker101: Spx 7400 0dte puts was the play at 12 pm
[+9] u/weewoowewoooo: MSFT had a bigger pump on a random Tuesday morning lmfao
[+9] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **anybody know why did the market decide to dump so much after the speech finished?** made some money on puts but someone pulled the trigger after it was done and I wonde if it´s what it is or if processing the whole speech someone decided it was over for a reason...
[+9] u/Samjabr: The bad news: Lots of Red.
The good news: If KOSPI keeps going down 10% a day - we should be able to buy Korea with spare change
[+9] u/PicklesAreTight: Iran played 🥭 they are the clear winners for sure. Absolutely wrecked and already wrecked economy. They can make it so much worse too. BUT this is what the retards voted for.
[+9] u/VTI4LYFE69: Tariffs, Iran war, so many self inflicted errors that killed the market and caused inflation and interest rates to surge.
[+9] u/Accurate-Flow8078: So this is why they say VOO and chill
[+9] u/jakeisarake: The Koreans are not gonna like this
[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Maybe China number 1 after all 🥀
[+9] u/softboiledjadepotato: META dying and MSFT rising.. at least one good thing is happening today
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Nasdaq is now officially in correction territory. It's down -12% from recent high. LMAO🤌
[+9] u/d33p7r0ubl3: wtf did Warsh say? The N word?
[+9] u/coolopinionlmao: what the FUCK happened i went outside to mow the lawn at like 2:45 and WTF
[+9] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: sick of ameripoors and koreapoors constantly dumping
[+9] u/Maximum_Light409: BEARRY PAGE
JEFF BEARZOS
MARK ZUCKERBEARG
BEARLON MUSK
BEAR GATES
BEARSEN HUANG
BEAR COOK
[+9] u/Turbulent-Year2663: This could be the worst earnings season ever
[+9] u/swenau01: US20Y and US30Y at 5.2% yield, damn
[+9] u/NiceOwner: Koreans are really gonna panic now…
[+9] u/nemo_hoesss: Fucking meta ruining shit
[+8] u/99Fan: Freak the fuck out and panic sell
[+8] u/jonneh: # META EPS MISS???? 💀💀💀
[+8] u/AngelNotFound4444: Hahaha META is doing the memory movement!
[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: Meta missed
Rip Zuckerberg
[+8] u/uncsucks: Every move I make is the wrong one.
[+8] u/Axwe8: Tomatoes up 20%
Gas prices up 30% at the pump.
Fed rates: unchanged
# 🤡 world
[+8] u/throw_keeb: Not cooked. Worse. Warshed.
[+8] u/Zuko2001: HOOD just had one of the largest beats in its history 50% EPS beat and it’s flat 😂 BS market
[+8] u/SpongEWorTHiebOb: MSFT crushed earnings: Major beat across the board. Revenue of $90B exceeded estimate of $87.6 B for the quarter.
EPS actual of $4.74 way higher than estimate of $4.24.
Cloud revenue increased by 27% year over year.
Capex for quarter was below guidance actual was $35.8 B, they guided for $40 Billion.
Operating income increased by 18% which also exceeded guidance.
FCF was a positive $19.6 Billion. Only hyperscaler with positive FCF for latest quarter.
[+8] u/stock_dude9: Raise your hand if you got your cheeks clapped
[+8] u/leshermes: bols fell for the bol trap once again 🪤
[+8] u/HoldUpWoahThere: Only thing left to beat is my meat
[+8] u/Bizonistic: Can't believe Biden and JPow would do this to us
[+8] u/Sick0h: META missed? Oh they are super fucked tomorrow.
[+8] u/092Casey: Imagine being the stupidest leader in a 1st world country's history but thinking youre smart just bc you could rig the system and market just like you rigged the casinos you stole millions from people at 😆 🤣 😂
[+8] u/jamieperkins9999: Is it time to go long on ROPE
[+8] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: WARSH really gave a speech and made us green for 15mins. Then back to drilling.
[+8] u/triggaparty: Casino aint closed. Koreans arriving soon.
[+8] u/nagai: MSFT going to end up slightly negative which is actually considered an up day for this stock
[+8] u/dumbest-bastard: Being a paperhanded bitch really saved me. Lesson learned, always paperhand.
[+8] u/darth_scion: Bought SPY 736P at 2PM and closed my phone.
Just looked at it. Incredible.
[+8] u/deandotcom: For a guy who's port was nuked, I'm having a good laugh with all the memes. You guys are the best.
[+8] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: This was a killer. MMs must’ve expected Warsh to say they found a magic lamp to wish away inflation. Honestly don’t see where we go up from here until we accept Iran’s victory.
[+8] u/Locke_____Lamora: At least the memes in bear markets are better.
[+8] u/welrope: !banbet MSFT $450 3w
[+8] u/FartPolluter: MSFT defending the line for the bols. And what I mean is they are paying OpenAI to defend the line who then pays MSFT to defend the line. Thus the line is defended completely legally compliantly.
[+8] u/Bravadette: Welp, there goes mom n pop stores.
[+8] u/Haikoe: Metas numbers are pretty bad for such an unethical shitco
[+8] u/Master_Explanation92: Half of Korea is gonna be on welfare by morning
[+8] u/iamjt: Dude and it's not just any sell down. The volume is significant
[+8] u/DJ_Shads: Odyssey? You odyssey deez nuts
[+8] u/LumpyShock9656: Why the fuck are metaverse losses accelerating mark? Wtf are you doing?? 130B is not enough?
[+8] u/tgff333: sndk and mu dropping $100 per day at this rate
[+8] u/Rock_or_Rol: Bonds tanking = 🌮 time
[+8] u/crab_people_now: Full ported 9/30 732c at close which will either be the best or worst trade of my life
[+8] u/Fun_Self6505: Looks like the zucks been cucked
[+8] u/SalemKinkTrials: If you bought NBIS at the top you deserve to lose
[+8] u/savemoney_god: # Believe or not, We’re fucked!
[+8] u/legible_print: Jesus every stock has the same line
[+8] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Wait til the koreans come out to play
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: GOAT Jerome: "it is what it is man I don't really know how this shit works lol"
The market: 📈📈📈
POS Warsh: "I will persistently fight inflation!"
The market:📉📉📉
[+8] u/BrookieEnjoyer: Im sick to my stomach
[+8] u/An_Acc0untant_: “You’re not wrong, you’re too early or late” yeah give me my fucking money back
[+7] u/Electrical_Life9697: MICROSOFT has officially renamed to MACROHARD
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: Just a week ago I was thinking of paying off my car and today I don’t even have enough money for the next instalment.
[+7] u/Traditional-Collar70: 5.2% 30Y. GL everyone
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: BREAKING: Zuckerberg announces Metaverse 2.0
[+7] u/AffectionateFace5877: We're actually about to go through max pain aren't we. I'm not ready.
[+7] u/CamperChris94: Sell when others are greedy, and when others are fearful sell even more
[+7] u/captainunderpants111: yo some dude said he bought friday puts when warsh was yapping…. have a great weekend brother
[+7] u/Strange-Land9534: I can't even say shit about KOSPI anymore the fuck was that
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: I would have been better off buying bitcoin at the absolute peak than memory
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: AI is literally poison now lmao, market can’t sell AI stocks fast enough
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Meta increases capex range from $125 - $145 billion to $130 - $145 billion
#And the bears said they were going to reduce capex!! Wrong 🫵🤬
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: So the AI era is over but my job is still being taken over by AI. And my 401k is down. Let’s gooooo 🔫🔫
[+7] u/loveactuary21: The fuck are semis still going down on raised capex.
[+7] u/natekates: Just another day in Nasdaqistan.
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: Ok I am sure the 760c weeklies were a bad decision now
[+7] u/tothemoon_probably: Down $17k I’m not selling, fuck em.
[+7] u/moorhound: Google double beat then got fucked, Intel double beat and got fucked, but yeah I'm sure *Microsoft* of all companies will totally be different
[+7] u/Icommandyou: MSFT made billions and stock moving like it’s a meme
[+7] u/dbainerr: seems like everyone got dicked today besides the most chronic of gambling addicts
[+7] u/widerdog: Microsoft down 10% by 8 am
[+7] u/Such_Coin: Guys...I just got my results back from 23 and me.
Turns out I am part Korean. 💀
[+7] u/Axt275: Google single handedly carrying my port from deep red.
[+7] u/Admirable_Savings_46: Guys, I cracked the code. We're actually supposed to short every fucking stock until it collapses. Remember, shorts are the new bull
[+7] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: Meta will be a $150-$200 stock again once investors realize they lit $90 billion on fire a second time.
[+7] u/AwkwardJuggernaut854: After today, whisky.
[+7] u/Affectionate_Arm_512: When will the dipping stop? I’ve been buying the dip for over a month now
[+7] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: weve been waiting 4 years for this why is everyone surprised
[+7] u/LawngClaw17: This shit would be a lot easier if I knew which stocks were gonna go up and which ones would go down
[+7] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Can’t do anything but laugh
[+7] u/BaronOfIce: Maybe if MSFT had actually fucking released Elder Scrolls 6 less than 15 years after Skyrim, their Xbox division would be doing better
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: Cash gang rise up 🫡 took profits yesterday
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: honestly...the vibes at the casino bar are *unmatched*🫴
[+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: -3,2% qqq in 1 hour, fuck me ass bro
[+7] u/Maximum_Light409: Just trigger the circuit breaker tomorrow and don't even bother opening the KOSPI.
[+7] u/Sick0h: We looked at 2022 and said, I’ve learned absolutely nothing.
[+7] u/yourgirl696969: Someone please stop the bleeding. This is actually insane
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: There will be nothing left of korea
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Imagine ending up holding all the debt from this circular investment circus 😅
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Yep, it's time to cry in the casino 😭
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: Zuck the cuck stopped the memory bull run and now is going to tank the whole market
[+7] u/broke_person: Got fucked by every stock possible. Bankrupt
[+7] u/Turbulent-Year2663: Koreans in for a surprise when they wake up
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: I believe 🥭 is enjoying himself, that regard has puts 100%
[+7] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Next FOMC warsh will announce no more press conference back to the good old days of speculating on Alan Greenspan’s brief case
[+7] u/LaHhxL: 🥭bankrupted a casino ✅
🥭bankrupted Murica (Coming soon)
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: I've seen enough. I'm about to step in and stop this
[+7] u/Powerful_Mission_655: What a brutal rug pul last hour
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Haven’t played in 6 months. Came back today and bought calls so I can cry with yall
[+7] u/jeromewatdoink: sinking with the ship
[+7] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: wow is MSFT one of the first few mag7 to not dump after earnings
[+7] u/CamOper: All of Korea is going to be margin called at this rste
[+7] u/Own-Recipe5908: Bonds at these rates will *demolish* small caps.
[+7] u/Accomplished-Mango92: Im so glad the economy is good and things are cheap. Itd be a real shame if inflation was out of control and SPY was only up 6% YTD
[+7] u/reddit-abcde: GG I have lost everything
[+7] u/luckyinfil: Lots of new recruits for squid games tonight
[+7] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Are you guys tired of winning or not yet? You also haven't said Plwsss, thank you
[+7] u/Samjabr: Around noon, I bought some 0dte QQQ puts and started drinking.
I fell asleep watching the speech Q&A - I got startled awake to TOS dinging like fking crazy, as each price floor was taken out. lol.
Not a bad way to be woken up.
[+7] u/kemar7856: Summer vacation is canceled 😞
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: turns out the entire market was held up on a daily basis by fake "ceasefire soon" posts. Once those stopped we went straight down
[+7] u/Fraxial: I really hope MU/NBIS/IREN recover by EOY, otherwise I’m cooked.
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Be terrified when others are fearful
\- *Barren Wuffet*
[+7] u/user0384849023: I have never seen such a day in my entire 2 months of trading
[+7] u/yahooms: # MAKE IT STOP, I CAN'T BREATH
[+7] u/markhamwasteman: I’m now a meta shareholder for life
[+7] u/Phantom400: The entire market is a joke
[+7] u/blm4lyfe: Circuit break again for kopsi tonight 💀
[+7] u/CardiologistEqual336: Warsh summary: “so basically we r fuk”
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Why the orange idiot start the war in Iran
[+7] u/OG_L0c: The market tanked after I bought calls
[+7] u/Feedthemcake: in retrospect, what i did was retarded. thank you
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Up 30% today, what a ride
[+7] u/mmille24: Companies now just pretending they aren't making large sums of money on AI due to sentiment.
[+7] u/Dorkasteri: Just send boots to the ground or let it go.
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: 🥭 managed to destroy the market without even trying, have to give him props for that
[+6] u/ayopapiz: Are we the fat version of korean
[+6] u/dreggers: Two crashes in two months, truly a kangaroo market
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: bonds are dangerously up
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: 2026 market is set to EXPERT mode frfr
[+6] u/davidbigham: META doing the META thing 🤣🤣
[+6] u/No_Pressure5505: Not to make anyone panic, but we're already almost another half percent down already in after hours.
[+6] u/LaughCompetitive1504: Bulls aren't going to shit right for about a week.
[+6] u/SummitSloth: I had my Roth account 100% into SKHY MU calls and I'm now down -99%. They're expiring worthless
[+6] u/nyse25: # LETS GOOO MICROCOCK
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: META just tries to copy everyone else’s things
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: So, we raise capex guidance and semi's still go down. Cool cool
[+6] u/Any-Pomegranate-8512: HOOD gonna fly tomorrow
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU just keeps drilling
[+6] u/McDicksSludge: Holy shit balls, what a rush
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Damn boys this sell off might be the real deal
[+6] u/horseisahorse: meta slicing my screen in half like in the animes
[+6] u/get_da_maney: Brutal. 🥭 and his goons really fucked the market up for short term gains. Wild
[+6] u/vermilli21: # If AAPL misses tomorrow SPY 700 EOW
[+6] u/DrSeuss1020: Moves tomorrow will be trying to not cry in front of my children
[+6] u/Worth-Walk6265: Warsh lost all credibility, AND he's going to have to raise rates next month.
"You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war"
[+6] u/znightmaree: MU price movement is criminal
[+6] u/DandadanAsia: how much is 1 trillion won? is that like one Honda civic?
[+6] u/shaun678: all because of the koreans
[+6] u/kairepaire: This is all because you called bers "gay", nothing else
[+6] u/HumanFromTexas: Can anyone actually make any sense out of this shit?
[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: Earnings call are gonna kill these companies.
[+6] u/cinJESUS: CASH GANG FEELING GOOD
[+6] u/yahooms: # GUYS, IT'S OVER.
# HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK KOSPI WILL DRILL TONIGHT??
AND HOW MANY CIRCUIT BREAKERS?
[+6] u/Haikoe: Just another day in Mangostan
[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: Average HOOD trading volume per day per account fell to $2,000. Lololol
[+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: So is tonight going to be the third circuit breaker for Kospi this week, or is it just the second?
[+6] u/Summerdaysengineer: So is AI CAPEX being increased?
[+6] u/These_Difficulty_126: Micron actually evaporated a years worth of gains in a month. 🤡 I’m cooked
[+6] u/Jupiter168: MU ATH 1254 last month
[email protected] high today
MU@730 rn
[+6] u/Bichael-Murry: fun fact: tesla ($TSLA) is no more a trillion dollar company
[+6] u/jackperitas: #WEN SUICIDE HOTLINE PINNED?
[+6] u/eternalfailsafe: **Dot-com bubble:** ATH **Mar 24, 2000** → Bottom **Oct 9, 2002** (\~31 months, **-49%**)
**2008 GFC:** ATH **Oct 9, 2007** → Bottom **Mar 9, 2009** (\~17 months, **-57%**)
[+6] u/CouchPotatoFamine: My moves? Turn in applications at Wendy's, Burger King & McDonald's. In that order.
[+6] u/No_Cod972: It's time to start smoking cigarettes again.
[+6] u/TheEagleDied: It’s always the days when I’m not glued to the market that shit drops lol.
[+6] u/wasifaiboply: Retail's bags just about full now.
So the end should be real real close. Good luck tomorrow!
🌈🐻⏰️
[+6] u/bshaman1993: A lot of MU bulls told me they would buy at $800 if it ever got there. Hello 👋 where you guys at
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: There is literally 0 good news to look forward to LOL
[+6] u/JustLurkCarryOn: It’s a 🤡 market but at least I’m stuck in this comedically tiny car with all you degenerates 😘
[+6] u/Haikoe: Spcx still above 1tril, market not healed
Tesler still above 30 bucks, market not healed
[+6] u/Pete26l96: MSFT - NO INCREASES TO CAPEX WITH POTENTIAL OF LOWER 2027 CAPEX COMPARED TO 2026
MEMORY BOLS ARE FUCKED LOL
[+6] u/alldayidreamofdollas: Guess I’m holding NVDA til I’m 80 😭
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: USA: “take this market crash koreans”
Koreans later: “now watch this drive”
[+6] u/kjl8921: FUXK YOU META! That’s what happens when you push dumbass products like VR and AI glasses
[+6] u/svpa3991: Markets bout to have me sending “you hiring?” texts to my old manager at 3am
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: Maybe the space stocks were ahead of the curve the whole time
[+6] u/AlwaysBuyCalls: Where’s the guy who said you were stupid to not buy the memory dip the other day? Poor guy lost it all on monthly dram calls
I just wish the guy who bought 3 mil worth of MUU the other day would post his loss porn. Would be legendary
[+6] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Everything is just plungering repeatedly every day
[+6] u/Cpryus: you know the funny part is this is exactly what everyone feared would happen if Nvidia missed earnings by 0.1% revenue, but the cruel joke is it happened off no negative ai news only good earnings and ever increasing capex
[+6] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: Shoulda spent more money in Vegas 3 weeks ago!!! 😂
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Another mag7 with $0 FCF
[+6] u/Iunatic: Idk why I keep buying the ASTS dip. I think I just hate myself. This stock cannot hold any gains
[+6] u/devereaux: QQQ dropped almost 3% in the last hour. What nonsense
[+6] u/MarginCalledManager: which of you dumb fucks in here bought SPY calls $15 ago
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: lotta good stuff to buy rn tbh
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: So we're getting rage tweets tonight then?
[+6] u/lostinspacs: This will reverse tonight. Too much fear they need a reset
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Uncle KOSPI is gonna touch you in places you didn’t even know you had.
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Whatever, I don’t even like money. Everyone should go back to being a trad wife and do chores
[+6] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Please the biggest taco in history
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Great all my hooker money is gone now I’m here reading stupid ass Bearhunter comments
[+6] u/Cockballzz: Revenge trading until I win
[+6] u/dreggers: can't believe I thought QQQ was a safe investment
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: Imagine coming out doing your job and it’s the worst day in the market all year
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: ARE THEY INCREASEING CAPEX OR NOT
[+6] u/Boheed: TSLA, META gaped so hard you could drive a cargo container ship through it
[+6] u/CamperChris94: Imagine if FED hiked rates🫣
[+6] u/greenboi259: yea im turning this shi off
[+6] u/_Doomer_Wojack_: Tomorrow should be a throw up panic selling day like Korea. I fully expect it. It must happen
10 year bond yield doesn’t lie
[+6] u/G00SEonthaL00SE: Sleep until late September
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: Speculative tech stocks getting crushed while fucking rice and bean companies rise. What year is it 1890?
[+6] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: lol well I’ve officially held through higher highs and higher lows. Do I just fuck my own asshole now?
[+6] u/No-Most2405: Meta missed holy shit its over
[+6] u/pussy_ass_licking: Have never seen qqq down 10% in a month
[+6] u/No_Current3675: Bruh. Micropeen is actually going to save AI.
[+6] u/VariationAgreeable29: Cuck is cooked. This guy has zero strategy and this report was just brutal.
[+6] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I can tolerate the 500 dollar groceries and 120 dollar gas tank but spy being down 😡😡😡😡😡
[+5] u/Nitor_: I just don't understand why the market didn't give a shit about this war until last week
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: I need MSFT to do 10% jus to break even. Today is not the day.
[+5] u/epimed1: I received a margin call today. I’ve been crying. This is so unfair. I’ve been holding my stocks for a year without any gains.
[+5] u/RamseyHatesMe: # Which one of you cowards shit my pants!?!
[+5] u/minimal_stat: My moves tomorrow: 📲📞 *Hello mother, yes I was just calling to hear if my old room is still available*
[+5] u/Level_Ad8089: https://preview.redd.it/9to56kz368gh1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da177dfeece8f1a7148cfed635777c2d835d1a5b
[+5] u/avengeds12345: I lost 40% of my portfolio value since 2 weeks ago
[+5] u/Glam34: The light has gone out of my life
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: The bubble has arrived
[+5] u/Kashabowiekid: Who else is excited to see Tesla and space x die and see Elon go to a 20billion net worth
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: So let me get this straight, markets crashing, inflation is high as fuck
But are egg prices down
[+5] u/traderbusto: You could smell META from a mile away
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/Godworthy-Sins (1W - 1L, 50%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **META** ▼ | $593.20 → $563.54 | -5.0% | 2h 4m | Won |
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Half the country came together to fuck up the bag lol
[+5] u/Content_Tea_9307: META this, META that, have you ever met-a girl before?
[+5] u/Popular_Song3371: Goodbye Markus. Enjoy Lizard bunker.
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: kospi circuit breakers again guh
[+5] u/Strange-Land9534: What the fuck was behind that rapid reversal
[+5] u/enginvest: I figured meta would dump on earnings
[+5] u/Material-Addition-45: So, let me get this straight. Rates steady, MSFT both beats expectations and raises CAPEX guidance along with Google. Meta probably will raise CAPEX too. And we are dropping another 10-15%? Make it make sense.
[+5] u/widerdog: msft pump gonna hold for max 4 hours
[+5] u/monstergoat77: Micron chill market is closed why you still dumping
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Microsoft Azure growth was 43% vs. 40% expectations and you want them to stop investing in AI capex?!?!
[+5] u/Impossible_Love1510: Anyone know what happened? Spy rollercoaster today. 740 to 732 and 742 to 728…
[+5] u/Ratsonlean: META 500P might actually be worth somerhing...
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Companies reporting mark to market investments in their earnings is such a farce. They gotta make that shit illegal.
[+5] u/GoProVI: Hahahahahahaimgoingtofuckingloseithahahahahhahahahaha
[+5] u/delicious_oppai: Sell extra compute but increase capex. This is Metaverse debacle again. Take the L, cuckboy.
[+5] u/oknBagholding: 741 to 727 is legit insane
[+5] u/Even-Square-6246: If meta and msft capex up why MU shitting fk you MU
[+5] u/Fit_Service8662: Warsh reminds me of this guy I work with.. refers to himself as "Doctor" to everyone, answer the phone as "hi this is doctor so and so".... and he's the most incompetent, know-nothing dude I've ever worked with.
[+5] u/Mr_Masala: So absolutely nothing will pump the market. Earnings miss, earnings beat, war, no war, new IPOs, memory highs, memory lows... It's just a race to the bottom for the next few weeks
[+5] u/Just-Tangelo5667: MU back to 900 till friday. Mark my words
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: My casino bucks on wsb is now bigger than my actual port 😭
[+5] u/AngelNotFound4444: MU is going to 850 tomorrow and 950 on Friday. Yes this sounds delusional and you have to believe it
[+5] u/aaapod: KOSPI down 33% in a month holy shit
[+5] u/svpa3991: At least Vegas gives you compensation, even if it’s shit nowadays. Stocks just takes everything and leaves you dry
[+5] u/tothemoon_probably: Wake me up when this is over
[+5] u/AirmanLarry: Your portfolio being red is god punishing you for watching stepmom porn
[+5] u/cinciNattyLight: Hopefully Zuck announces he is stepping down. I’m sick of his shit
[+5] u/FartPolluter: lol you can see the exact moment in the msft chart they started talking about capex
[+5] u/CD274: Ok everyone raised capex, everyone has free cash flow issues, hardware still has supply bottlenecks. 🤔
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: At what point do South Koreans roll the dice and go north of the border?
[+5] u/FIREJourneybullgang: starting to think if we hiked rates we would've mooned LMAO
[+5] u/OddRelationship18: Do none of you follow bonds? They're pricing in what the Fed won't do. He even said it in his speech.
[+5] u/drakilian: At this point don't even fucking bother releasing earnings, just release capex numbers. The market doesn't give a fuck about anything else
[+5] u/Phantom400: Red is what you get if you beat expectations
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Genuinely nothing worse than seeing a company post monstrous numbers during a time where the market is in ass mode so doesn’t even matter and gets sold off
Waste of an ER
[+5] u/socratesqt: Fuck those Citadel fucks actually suggesting rate hikes
[+5] u/CUbuffGuy: Time to put myself in a coma for 3 months. Guarentee if I just don't touch shit I'll be so green.
[+5] u/bulltsla: Zuck doesn't care about shareholders
[+5] u/Lost-Plankton-4741: Calls on $ROPE and $GUNS
[+5] u/fromthepharcyde: HOOD cured cancer and it's up by .18% AH
[+5] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Moves? What fuckin moves
Movin some fries
[+5] u/theineffablebob: rotation from AI stocks into Starbucks
[+5] u/firenznguyen: So… what’s exactly causing the sell off? 🤔
[+5] u/markhamwasteman: At least we haven’t got to listen to everyone talking about how ASTS is going to change the world anymore daily
[+5] u/FunkyGrowMan: feels like we were punished for a rate hike and didn't even do it. Warsh fucking sucks balls
[+5] u/szokdogg: Great time to be like 90% cash because this shit's wild. Unless you're a permaber
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: The only decent product meta makes is Threads, and that's only because it allows you to cyber bully confused senior citizens trying to get back to Facebook.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: he said imma let the bond market do the talking so they sold the shit out of the long end
[+5] u/modder9: People surprised by today’s pump/dump have never looked at a chart during a fomc presser. It does this like 1/2 the time.
[+5] u/swenau01: nothing ever happens???
[+5] u/Soft-Run-1954: Wait till the Koreans see what we have done
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: If this is 🥭’s definition of winning, I hate to see what losing looks like
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Some dark arts is keeping sandisk over 1000.
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Oil and fertilizer shortages are coming soon. No one will pay for AI subscription when half the world is rationing gas and food
[+5] u/your_mom_loves_me69: Whose bitch ass is working to keep MSFT under 400?
[+5] u/legible_print: The Koreans selling tonight should be priced in at this point
[+5] u/lm28ness: back into my parent's basement.
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: Meta spent 31 bil on infrastructure last quarter and AI hardware stocks are down. Perhaps its not just the koreans who are out of money
[+5] u/0201037464793921170: Did MSFT and META confirm capex increase?
[+5] u/Grunblau: Get fucked Elon dick riders, lol 😂
[+5] u/Basic-Initiative-298: So tired of a bunch of retards running shit.
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Memory dead, Semis dead, tech dead…it’s so Joever 😵
[+5] u/goldenlamp: JPOWs press conferences were so much better, miss that man
[+5] u/Gotcha_punk: Warsh has jinxed the markets. Was always bad news right from the start. Such bad red days🤮
[+5] u/Downbrush: !banbet SNDK +30% 3w
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: # This is exactly why I’ve been cash gang since 1927
[+5] u/Eastern-Joke-7537: I made 47 bucks today.
Ask me anything!
[+5] u/mneymaker: Problem is the bombimg hasn’t even started yet
Also PCE coming up tomorrow like are we close to the ultra flush down elevator moment or what
[+5] u/edisonnn_espi: Wtf happened in the last 30 min
[+5] u/Immediate-Effort4431: Thankfully I have stocks and not options..not good to open the account until it's time to file taxes
[+5] u/ignatious__reilly: HOOD will drop down to $78 tomorrow morning
And then will be $95 next week
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: NVDA up 8% in 1Y
0.6% YTD
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Hello yes I would like a refund Mr market
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: MU will open under 500 tomorrow you morons.
[+5] u/trumpdiego: as a bonus, you get a major middle east escalation this weekend!
[+5] u/ryzetard: oh i see that meta maintains capex aside from the bottom estimate and nutella just guided way more than expected.
yep, sell semis and neoclouds xd
[+5] u/OrangeManBibi: MicroSlop, last hope of bols
[+5] u/Ok-Price-8704: Is the depression priced in yet?
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: KOSPI circuit breaker again tonight?
[+5] u/Opster79two: I swung three ITM puts, 🤞
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: who the fuck uses Meta Threads
[+5] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Soooo what did warsh say that made the market tank at 3pm
[+5] u/Common_Ad_3059: Wait until kospi opens up tonight, under 5k
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Crash might actually be coming
[+5] u/sovinder: If I sell my memory stocks and calls: MU, SKHY DRAM recover and hit new ATHs
If I hold, they all go bankrupt, AI bubble officially pops.
I'd rather hold and lose 50k then miss the potential upside
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: HOLY SHIT I hadn't EVEN NOTICED meta near 500 fuck you zuck😂😭
[+5] u/QTpieme: Guys I’m gonna faint
[+5] u/juliakeiroz: yes, tonight's *another* KOSPI circuit breaker.
KOSPI circuit breakers will continue until morale improves.
[+5] u/MyCodenameIsIan: Microsoft going up, which means an extinction level event is about to hit when Korea wakes up.
[+5] u/RoyalFail6: Living with the worst admin possible- already throwing us into a Great Depression type crisis
[+5] u/YogurtclosetThen9858: I’m gonna be so productive at work tomorrow because im done watching this shit
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Its time to start alkoholism
[+5] u/Eastern-Composer-658: how am i supposed to fall asleep today
[+5] u/Competitive_Race_388: https://preview.redd.it/fwqomup9c8gh1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b23214125c4cf5de339bca9e5b1552b0aeaab863
[+5] u/Old_Implement_5135: Is MSFT going to dump at open lmfao
[+5] u/skymagic: bears are gross and they know it 😤
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Imagine the fraud news in a couple hours lol
SPY 740 open to cuck WSB after it full ported poots
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: 🥭: I’d like to see lower interest rates <<cuts off oil supply>>
KWar: I’d like to see lower inflation <<holds rates>>
[+5] u/nordik1: Meta is the most garbage company ever created. Never innovate anything, just copy and steal ideas
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Korean retail investors have now lost an estimated $38.7 billion (₩56 trillion) on leveraged products, per Citi."
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: I'm so tired of holding META. Such a dogshit report
[+5] u/drakilian: Look into your heart and ask yourself this:
Do you trust the Koreans to not dump us to hell tonight?
[+5] u/BooDawg908: M U SANDISK AND DRAM will be back. Mark my words
[+5] u/TherealTfue: Do you guys start crying before or after selling on a 100 percent loss? Curious when to start.
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: KOSPI is about to have a 30% shrek up candle and save the Nasdaq 😩
[+5] u/jjgg2417: Spy will go under $720 tmr
[+5] u/cbusoh66: If you're Korean and you just woke up, I suggest you call in sick for rest of the week and go back to bed.
p.s. Delete your brokerage app and turn your phone off....
[+5] u/Any_Carob3372: Perhaps go 100% cash
[+5] u/User_UnKn0wn00: META -8% After hours
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Don’t worry, that MSFT pump will not hold 😂
[+5] u/Super-Activity-4675: I'm going to dance tomorrow because my puts will open in the money.
Vix to 30 by Friday.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: Im not buying the dip
[+5] u/DulyDully: Anyone of you Autist buy MU calls at 1300?
[+5] u/QTpieme: Anyone know any Wendy’s managers?
[+5] u/Axt275: fuck this, im playing something safe instead, like x10 long McDonalds.
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: remember when it would end green, the good ole days.
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: Why do we fall, Master Bruce?
[+5] u/Taj208: its not that bad. the hotline hasn't even been pinned
[+5] u/BoostMobileGuy: This will go story books as “Great tech sell off “
[+5] u/ckami_91: QQQ was flat all day, fake pumped all the losses and in the final hour lost 3%
Bullz OBLITERATED LMAO
[+5] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Who bought META calls despite what happened to Google last week AND Zuck went out yesterday and did some PSA bull shit about how “AI is for everyone” !!?? Pure retardium. Could not have been more clear.
[+5] u/davidbigham: So zuck is just a lucky lottery guy got rich and then he is burning money every year.
[+5] u/BentoMan: I’m about to throw in the towel. This is merciless.
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: If you feel bad just remember warren buffet held cash for 3 years then bought the top
[+5] u/DipSniper69: We might be out of peace deals
[+5] u/moorhound: META whiffed? The only thing that company's good for is somehow generating massive profits. If they failed, it's fuckin joever
[+5] u/btoned: Gee whiz our top companies are only reporting a quarter trillion every quarter in revenue.
GEE WHIZ.
[+5] u/fenton7: A heartfelt message from Zuck to anyone impacted by the META earnings.
https://preview.redd.it/onuz5q8wc8gh1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=7eae3946c9cc7f78ebf2eebab5cab65222bff8af
[+5] u/ResultAfraid8340: Powell made finance fun
[+41] u/looool_k_libtard: Well the good news is 🥭 plans to calm the markets by saying he’s going to “fucking destroy Iran” while his new handpicked fed chair can’t handle speaking in public
[+22] u/1-800-FunkMaster: North Korean gonna be the best performing Korean stocks by weeks end
[+14] u/Starkfault: \>-$1,500 today
\>deposit $1,500
Like it never happened
[+14] u/rocier: im getting my ass pounded this month. absolute pounding
[+14] u/No-Put2311: Support at $0.00 for alot of retail favourites
[+14] u/rightovahere: Thought I did a good job of being patient and buying the SNDK dip at 1200.
Whoops lmao
[+14] u/tossaway1040: Did anyone else lose an insane amount of money today
[+13] u/MasterBagelBaker: can trump stop bombing please and just let Iran take the W
[+13] u/andytobbles: Corrections make millionaires, don’t be a scaredy cat
[+12] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I’m sure a lot of accounts got obliterated today
[+12] u/Boiledhours: Buy when there’s blood…immediately loses it alll
[+12] u/looool_k_libtard: Lmao every single non mag 7 AI adjacent company is actually down 30-50% since June. This is fucking astonishing.
[+12] u/Abe2025: This overreaction is insane
[+12] u/JudgmentCharming355: Musk is deliberately dumping TSLA so he can get it back cheaper on a future merger with SPCX
[+12] u/JudgmentCharming355: WTF IS HAPPENING EVERYTHING IS TANKING
[+12] u/Several_Direction599: Moving back to my parents house. Good luck to my wife and kids
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: I should just stick to an index ETF
But I don't because I want a milly tomorrow, not in 30 years
[+12] u/SomePolack: Despite the recent memory/semi pullback hardware prices will continue to rise LMAO
[+11] u/Fleegalicious: Oh so we’re like actually fucked
[+11] u/adasico: Don’t worry, your money depends on Korea, Iran, China and 🥭 nothing to worry about
[+11] u/Quick1711: Imma delete the app. I think I should just delete the app. Should I delete the app? Imma delete the app.
[+11] u/LaPulgaAtomica87: What KOSPI did to my portfolio today 🥲
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣷⣏⣾⢰⣈
[+11] u/SnooShortcuts7911: The 30-year Treasury yield is above 5.2% for the first time in twenty years. Warsh is afraid to raise rates due to the adverse consequences for markets & the economy. But his failure to raise rates will have similar consequences. We’re damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t.
[+11] u/Mud_Hat41: This is all 🥭 and bibi's work. Fuck them both
[+11] u/FluffyLoveBall: I’m not saying I’ll be rich tomorrow at open but I will be less poor for sure.
[+11] u/ComfortableWolf779: Insiders know that it’s going to be a ground invasion
[+11] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: So chips can’t keep up with demand, raising prices, and capex keeps increasing with big tech but memory crashing still? The fuck
[+11] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Gonna just give this the ol’ repost in light of the past hour or so of news
Predictions:
1.) Quarter point raise at the next meeting.
2.) Mango talks shit about Warsh before September is over.
3.) Iran war continues indefinitely.
4.) Tech earnings disappoint
5.) Steady bear market through the middle of next year
6.) Lame duck congress after mid-terms (technically good for the markets?)
7.) Huge disruption to tech from China. ASML loses 50% value. U.S. frontier labs start to fall behind open source Chinese models
8.) Aliens obliterate the city of Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia. They leave with no explanation.
9.) China doesn’t invade Taiwan but institutes a blockade of their ports for “National Security”. China cites U.S. blockades of Iran and Cuba as similar actions. Calls US a hypocrite. Tensions rise.
10.) Elon Musk fatally overdoses on Ketamine at a child’s birthday party.
11.) U.S. personal debt reaches crisis levels and cascading defaults wreck the economy.
12.) Complete economic collapse
13.) People get really into Hackey Sack for a summer, once again.
14.) Widow’s Bay Season 2 will be good but won’t be quite as well received as the first season
15.) Mitch McConnell does not die
16.) Microsoft prints eventually
[+11] u/ateranol: SP500 is not even half-way into a correction, yet if you look at this sub, you would assume something on the scale of 2008.
[+11] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Vlad please give the Koreans unlimited margin
[+11] u/diff_engine: Buy the dip they said
We’ll have a great time they said
[+11] u/Clubpenguin8888: god this makes me feel sick to my stomach
[+11] u/myjumboloanapp: META burning down and Zuck probably on an island somewhere harassing Hawaiians
[+10] u/plugwalls: We are never going up again
[+10] u/Moldy_Birdie: Koreans who lost everything can atleast go to North Korea to start a new life I guess
[+10] u/tortu995: You look at the valuations of companies that are being creative and driving innovation and they are obscenely cheap, you look at non growing trash and they are in a massive bubble LOL.
[+10] u/Yuri_CPL: so capex up but semi down this seems like a bear trap
[+10] u/Mother___Night: Kopsi gonna do it again tonight, isn't it.
[+10] u/Midget_Molester10: CAPEX UP
RECORD PROFITS
DEMAND NOT MET FOR SEVERAL YEARS
DUMP IT
[+10] u/The_AMD_Guy: The Korean stock market is down 33% in a single month, yet still up 74% in the last year. What the fuck are they doing over there?
[+10] u/Jibub: Okay more spending by meta. Why isn’t my semi pumping
[+10] u/tnguyen5057: This is all a nightmare and I’m going to wake up anytime soon and see MU still at $1200 and SDNK still at $2300
[+10] u/Interesting_Leg8859: "South Korean retail investors are protesting massive financial losses following a historic stock market crash, triggered by the collapse of AI chip stocks and high-risk leveraged exchange-traded products. The downturn wiped out billions of dollars and forced top government officials to issue public apologies."
LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY AND BLAME IT ON THE GOVERMENT LMAOOOO
[+10] u/WorkingCorrect1062: I am close to bankruptcy
[+10] u/babar_the_elephant_: No one is saying it so ill say it. BURRY WAS RIGHT
[+10] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Omg im fucking ruined.
And this looks awful, the entire market is fucked.
[+10] u/Spiritual-Goat-8711: Copilot ai usage has grown 100% from 10 to 20 users
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: I don't trust anything.
I'm not buying anything.
I don't know any of you.
I wasn't here.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: So MSFT will just stay flat forever?
[+9] u/Clubpenguin8888: I wish I could wake up tomorrow and this all just be a dream
[+9] u/Jay3377: I'm tired of losing bro. Please close the casino
[+9] u/Infinite-Truck-5887: I know its not well to write "I dont get it". But; The giants need more power to run their datacenters and those delivering hardware can't produce enough and its getting more and more expensive, MEANWHILE those limited companies who produce those units getting big time tanked. Something is off. BIG TIME!
[+9] u/LemurLord: Surely this is the bottom for MU
[+9] u/MooseyGoosey69: what does green even look like anymore
[+9] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: What in the fuck are the Koreans going to do lmao
[+9] u/rioferdy838: Unpopular opinion...but for alot of these high beta stocks we're going back to levels we've not seen since...............March 2026.
There could be a lot more pain coming.
[+9] u/Educational_List_390: The fact that META has a smaller market cap than SpaceX says a lot about the market rn
[+9] u/Junkingfool: My god...i am beyond fucked.
[+9] u/SomePolack: If no relief rally this week panic will set in with people who don’t even trade
Hard to watch your 401k drop day after day
[+9] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: I cant wait for the fat fuck 🥭 to leave. My portfolio chart looks like the back of a stegosaurus….eating grass
[+9] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: I’ll always remember the 2022 bear market. I panic sold, then the market rocketed back up, and I bought back in too late. I’m fuckin holding this time manipulators.
[+9] u/tikimandude: Musk: "Money won't exist in 2036" 🤡
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Your only 33% down you got 77% left to go hang in there champ 💪
[+9] u/Comrade_Durge: \-£20k on £80k portfolio in one month 💀 and it’s not slowing down, we are in free fall
[+9] u/GenesGeniesJeans: 🥭 might as well get the boots on the ground over with while the market takes a dump
[+9] u/9tacos: Koreans will save me 🤡
[+9] u/core248: Am i stupid for still holding 30k of MU at 1200?
[+9] u/Successful-End7689: Even when Powell had bad news he knew how to calm the market down and explain the path forward. Warsh sounds like he doesn’t really have a plan and is waiting for instructions from his boss.
[+9] u/J_da_CPA: Just 2 weeks ago, the experts were saying MU is free money lmao
[+9] u/Hot_Sacks: I think I’m going to throw up
[+9] u/BackgroundProof117: The after hours trading hit different when you made more in a day than people have lost in their career trading
[+9] u/wenchanger: huge wake up call for a bunch of us today
[+8] u/UrBoySergio: Market: “I can go lower”
[+8] u/No_Zookeepergame_27: Will MSFT say something stupid during the call?
[+8] u/rdblaw: The good news is I made 5k on puts today. The bad news is my port is down 25k today.
[+8] u/winner_in_life: Earning beat: the top is in
Earning miss: the top is in
[+8] u/desilent: Can anyway explain why everything is down, what changed ? I’m a googl bagholder
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: So can we now call this a crash or ?
[+8] u/Stack_Johnson: Shit that last hour wrecked me
[+8] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything
[+8] u/mgbkurtz: Remember when the Fed used to save the Bulls?
[+8] u/Slabbed1738: Don't worry, we have very bullish midterms to look forward to
[+8] u/ConclusionEven6917: This was probably one of the wildest days I have witnessed in my 10+ years of following the markets. We range of volatility today was absurd. We actually opened flat, dropped about 1.2% on the S&P after 2 hours of trading, then began recovering slowly and by the time Warsh was speaking we ended up hitting close to 0.4% on the upside, then within an hour of him finishing his speech the market was down more than 1.5% and now about 0.2% down AH. Meanwhile you have 30y yields hitting 20 year highs and global geopolitics worsening by the day with tariffs, war, and sanctions. This is getting very scary
[+8] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: MUUuuUuuUuUuuuuUuuUu straight to the slaughterhouse…💃💃💃🤣
[+8] u/BackgroundProof117: The Don Perignon tastes different when it comes from money you've taken from other people
[+8] u/AlmostAsianJim: Until the gey mods sticky the hotline, bottom is not in. Don’t buy the dip.
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: If I wanted to be fucked in the ass for 30k I should’ve at least gotten a bombshell dominatrix to do it
[+8] u/Coogiez: I’m a bag holder now
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: Seems like one more red day will wipe a lot of people out here
[+8] u/Coogiez: I know you aren’t supposed to… but… today I cried in the casino
[+8] u/mxcstar: Market from 9:30 am to 2 pm: “I’m worried about a rate hike, better sell off”
Market from 3 pm to 4pm: “oh no, there was no rate hike, better sell off”
[+8] u/SomePolack: Feels like any pump will just be sold into
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Circuit breaker tomorrow by open
S&P drops 10% tomorrow I hope you are ready
[+8] u/RegardMode: 3rd circuit breaker for bill kospi tonight
[+8] u/Ok_Winner9825: Just finished the hard ny times sudoku in 15 minutes
That jazz music at the end hits like crack
Anyways I’m bankrupt
[+8] u/gomper: There was once a time when we didnt spend every aftermarket worrying about Koreans crashing the market that night
[+8] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Guys *is it possible* that AI is *really* expensive and not quite as good as they’re saying it is especially when scaled out to use by millions of non-tech savvy users in varying roles at thousands of highly distinct organizations
Do you think that that might be why the market is down
Or do you think it’s because the entire tech industry is blowing their whole capex funding a few labs experimenting with a new technology and with all that $$ they’re barely outpacing open source stuff from China
Or do you think it’s like, the infrastructure thing. Like how we’re already straining power grids when really this stuff hasn’t even hit widespread industrial adoption and really when you break down the numbers, currently planned builds would be nowhere near enough to support this hypothetical future where LLMs are ubiquitous in business in all roles, doing even more advanced work than agentic AI networks of today.
Or do you think this is mostly just inflation destroying consumer demand across a wide range of sectors
Do you guys think that has anything to do with why the market is down
[+7] u/Big_Love_3070: I’ll laugh my ass off if spy opens green tomorrow
[+7] u/SigTauDan: Wow it’s actually over, I’ll keep holding like a idiot though
[+7] u/actualnotme: I fucking hate this market
[+7] u/PickleRickleTV: I mean at some point we need to start the public executions, no? Dragging these people out into the streets and bringing our portable guillotines. Tar and feather then hangings?
[+7] u/violet_evergarden8: Rddt gonna come in and save the market like a chud tmr
[+7] u/burtburtburtcg: If yall think this is the time to post the hotline you better hold onto your boots for when it’s actually time to post it.
[+7] u/lithe_silhouette: DOES. ANYONE KNOW WHAT CAUSED THE DROP IN THE LAST HOUR?? I read 100 comments and no one seems to know, they just lament it
[+7] u/Single_Guarantee9545: I JUST LOST MY FUCKING ASS IN META! FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!!
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Michael Burry bussin over this 😂
[+7] u/TimedOutClock: Kinda crazy that the only play that would work is basically just reverting everything this admin has done lmao Cancel tariffs, the war, and try to get along with the world.
Instead they got the 777 of economic doom going
[+7] u/Cultural-Gate1583: If Mu goes back to 1k I am selling and never looking back.
[+7] u/Ltheman00: Warsh left us worse off than we were. bring back JPOW and do it now
[+7] u/j_b_1983: Money will start flowing somewhere, just stay alert.
Money doesn't stay on the sidelines for long.
[+7] u/winner_in_life: Claude, help me get my money back. Make no mistake.
[+7] u/Dajoechi: Got in MSFT at $360 and its been my biggest shittiest stock so far this year. Glad to see it getting a little love.
Get fucked Zuck
[+7] u/Jay3377: Good time to go all in on NBIS calls?
[+7] u/wmzula: What an actual fuck is happening?
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: All companies announced a higher capex yet we dump micron because of some Koreans.
[+7] u/fraggin601: Now imagine if they had actually raised rates bros
[+7] u/bufferoverflo: My moves tomorrow and foreseeable future: rice and beans with soy sauce.
[+7] u/GuusMosco: Please Koreans, don't open the app. Go drink some soju...
[+7] u/Depr3ssed_Fucker: Seems like yesterday was a bad time to put my first 1k into market.....
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: And some of you bastards want this thing to move on the weekends
[+7] u/pmurt007: Generational pump fake to close today. They got my ass with SNDK lol
[+7] u/rampagepete: micron is absurdly cheap right now. just bought 40k
[+7] u/DumbNutter: META buls getting cucked by Zuck.
[+7] u/kryptonyk: Normies won’t even know about the crash until SPY is down 15-20%. Imagine when all the boomers find out and start panic selling everything in their accounts 😂😂
[+7] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Korean mail order brides gonna be cheap af
[+7] u/No-Put2311: Never has being a pussy and selling early been more profitable than the last two weeks
[+7] u/hallett21: This ain’t even a pull back. Get fucking ready.
[+7] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: So proud of myself paper handed 4 weeks ago
[+7] u/Gullible_Ad3785: "Zuck doesn't Fuck, he just gets Cucked."
--Dr. Seuss
[+7] u/Financial-Flamingo45: Dave’s double as my last meal
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # Bol getting SAND-DICKED and Ds RAMMED inside his ANUS RELENTLESSLY 🍆😭
[+7] u/Optimal-Bad2871: net worth down 15% in one month, so cool thanks market makers
[+7] u/RadicalRaspberry: Mark just saying shit lmao
[+7] u/nishmen: I have started drinking
[+7] u/HoneyInteresting220: Now this is pod racing
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: Boy I sure hope spy doesn’t go below ~~750~~ ~~740~~ ~~730~~ 720
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: "Robinhood rises on strong trading activity" aka regards reppin' their gambling addiction
[+7] u/PandoraBot: Oh no the stock that rose 1000% is coming back down who could have seen this coming
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Not a single thing looking like a good buy right now
[+6] u/NomSaneMan: All companies: yeah we are planning on increasing the already unfathomable amount of money we are spending on semis by like a fucking lot yo.
Semis: guess I’ll just go bankrupt
[+6] u/j_b_1983: Memory, drones and space all dead...
What's next?
[+6] u/1-800-YOLO: YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
[+6] u/KingOfTheBritons96: MU down like 30% in four days
[+6] u/sspositivesoul: Suicide helpline time is it ?
[+6] u/Mother___Night: The problem is humanity thought Harambe would be sated with revenge by now, but his revenge is just getting warmed up.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Buy the dip you crazy bastards!
[+6] u/beholdthemoldman: maybe the real money was the friends we gained along the way
[+6] u/Fitzaroo: Bill Kospi fucking us again
[+6] u/Diligent-Lettuce-455: Oh damn, we really dropped today lol
[+6] u/FinanceRedditCreeper: koreans gonna be committing sudoku
[+6] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: South Korea get ready to learn North Korean buddy
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: I’m healthy and have wonderful family and friends. That’s what truly matters
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: YOU can win it all back on an 8 leg MLB parlay (Yes Im talking to you)
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Benefits of being poor:
\- Free weight loss because you have less money to spend on food
\- You only buy stuff you really need
\- You know the friends you still have love you for who you are and not for your money
\- No need to worry about holiday plans since you won't be able to afford those anyway
\- No need to worry about wealth taxes
\- You start to appreciate the little things in life
\- You come up with creative solutions to repair stuff since you can't hire a handyman
\- No need to worry about a home to maintain
\- Free food stamps from time to time
Stay tuned for next time, where we will talk about the cons
[+6] u/rdblaw: Why would Obama do this
[+6] u/Doubleboeufsupreme: Applying to Wendy’s and then crying in my room
[+6] u/NoCommonDog: I dreamed I was buying the dip in MSFT, and as I listened to the earnings call they exceeded expectations and the stock was rising in after hours.
But my dream became a nightmare when I discovered that because I'm dyslexic I made a mistake : I had actually purchased shares of MSTR and it was down 76%.
[+6] u/outofalignment: My Port is the opening D-day scene in Saving Private Ryan.
[+6] u/ImaginaryNinja9782: Fuck this shit man. Tomorrow I will load up on puts.
[+6] u/kaapooj: zuck: I will never ever trust an agent provided by meta with my health data lol
[+6] u/thermalstress: From +25% ytd to -1% just like that
[+6] u/DangerousGift8117: there are going to be amazing buying opportunities everywhere over the next few days, wish I was holding more cash today...
[+6] u/oldprecision: Relax guys, SNDK doesn't have many -$100 days left in it.
[+6] u/FatOldUgly: Wow theres a chance we get circuit breakers at this pace of selling. One mango tweet away. This is crazy selling
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: The lesson I took from that worm Walsh is marry rich
[+6] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Holy. KOSPI might get nuked later
[+6] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: Why are Indians calling me 10x a day to ask to buy my house?
What's the deal??
[+6] u/memoryisntram: And you guys were talking shit about Micheal Burry’s $TSLA short, buwaahaha.
https://preview.redd.it/y9bc6jlee8gh1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=21a6a9349a8de42863e8e5efc501185d2428e74e
[+6] u/wattap: AI HARDWARE DEMAND SHOWING ABSOLUTELY ZERO SIGNS OF SLOWING BTW
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Gonna be rolling margin calls tonight in the USA and Korea
[+6] u/savethechows: that 8:30 tweet better be a fucking good one
[+6] u/wattap: This is peak fear, ive been through these drawdowns before and im actually somewhat frightened by the market. This is when you buy
[+6] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: So tempted to get tqqq or soxl
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: At this rate NEBIUS going back to $75. POS
[+6] u/triggermeharderdaddy: Bro Koreans bout to surrender to Kim Jung un in exchange for more leverage 😭
[+6] u/TheoryInttro: I can't be the only one who looked away from the market for an hour and went "What the fuck did he say now"?
[+6] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Zucc: “It’s called **free** cash flow. It’s **free**. Why is everyone so upset.”
[+6] u/kalllllllllllllll: This shit is crazy. Micron about to be trading in the 600s
[+6] u/thethor1231: Welp
Looks like we're all investors now
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: So when do I liquidate everything and full port MUU on margin + my kids college funds
[+6] u/laddie78: All empires eventually shoot themselves in the foot and crumble from within, but godamn the US is speedrunning this shit
Here then gone like a fart in the wind
[+6] u/Illimited_Esoterica: You've had AI bubble collapsing but have you tried AI bubble collapsing with rising inflation and $100 oil?
[+6] u/tripstermcgee808: My portfolio is red as fuck and I’ve ran out of money to buy the dip. Feels like we’re heading for a party at the F-shack with dirty Mike and the boys.
[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: I had 10 SPY 730p’s and closed them at 2:46 pm at a loss because i had to leave the house lololol
[+6] u/Iknowyougotsole: Bitch ass zuck didnt even wanna drop increased capex 2027 numbers ughh
[+6] u/ValueOfADollar: this sub has become a WW1 trench with the number of shell shocked broke regards
[+6] u/dpatel211: I just got a 90-day trade restriction on my JPM account, looking to take my talents elsewhere as my port gets destroyed tomorrow.
[+6] u/thenewnoise09: This feels like the end of days. My port is down 50% and I didnt buy at the top
[+6] u/Fast_Reputation_5666: https://preview.redd.it/w1vfrfxhd8gh1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90a1f405c83a3436f0ec7139b3c16ba1a330f844
I really took a piss and found this, no fucking way!
[+6] u/slimeystevebob: Can't wait to spend another 6 months at 685
[+6] u/FaythDarkHeart: I will never forget you regards kept repeating MU 1600 due to demands is inevitable, i knew from there we were in a bubble
[+6] u/captain_casino: I am being financially abused
[+6] u/wafflepiezz: Jesus christ
This market is absolutely fucked
Thank goodness GOOGL still holding alright
[+6] u/Junkingfool: So where is all that Capex money going?? Which stocks got a bump up from all the Capex spending????
[+6] u/EdoTensei10: This is the end, hold your breath and count to 10
[+6] u/Cav829: MSFT is the second best Mag7 company after Apple. Just as we have always said.
[+6] u/Stealthless: Two more trading days of this garbage month.
[+6] u/RjBloxks: It’s actually not even funny anymore, I feel bad for whoever has significant capital tied up in Micron jfc 😭
[+6] u/LarryStink: Saudi and US Tankers, AWACS Take Off From Prince Sultan Air Base 11m ago
[+6] u/SomePolack: I’ve crossed the point where interest and dividends can replace my losses
RIP
[+6] u/ggllgj: Make that 100k and feels meh
[+6] u/donefukupped: jesus christ, i went into a meeting and the selling hasn't stopped.
[+5] u/Bazzer82: MSFT is the new Nvidea.
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Confession. My comment earlier about being sorry for permabol who got fucked by KW…
I lied. Get fucked permabol. You guys are ass cancer. I’ve been on this sub for 10 years with half as many accounts and it’s always at its gayest when you permabol British cigarettes are jerking each other off about V and Shrek around the clock, and shitting on anyone who hasn’t signed your financial suicide pact.
The sooner you chudlets learn to read the room and play the market up and down the sooner you’ll stop nuking half your port every other month LMAO 🤌.
*pepe\_exiting.jpg*
[+5] u/hw999: Hopefully tomorrow I get fucked with something other than the usual cactus. Maybe a rusty prison shank, or a broken bottle? Come on mr. market, be a little more creative.
[+5] u/ThatKarmaWhore: Vance is sitting at home with his new baby debating just resigning
[+5] u/whyshw: MSFT better not say anything stupid on the call
[+5] u/NoSenseMakes: will we actually open below 730 tomorrow?
[+5] u/slimeystevebob: Rise like a shitcoin, fall like a shitcoin
[+5] u/thedarkpolitique: I don’t like being a bag holder. Not a good feeling.
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Buying META after hours now. Ridiculous reaction to good earnings.
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Msft blows it out of the water and best thing market can do is 3%. Which isn’t even going to hold overnight
[+5] u/1-800-FunkMaster: my portfolio could 3x and id still be poorer than may 28th rip
[+5] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: About to invest in North Korea since the South Korean market is ass
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: Yep... we dumpin' harder tomorrow
[+5] u/skippy_smooth: Red candle crashes through door: Heeeeeres Kospi!
[+5] u/Stmast: Guess u werent around for liberation day, we hit that in 2 days 😂
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: Why would Barack HUSSEIN Obama do this to us
[+5] u/SaiyanApe17: I can feel a -5% day coming
[+5] u/sadscully: \*grabs tiny green candle\* UwU wats this?? OwO
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Hello darkness my old friend
[+5] u/ebitdasga: I should have known it was over when my dad asked me if he should buy Spacex or MU as someone who has never bought a stock
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: Delete the app and come back in October
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Semiconductors are cooked aren’t they?
[+5] u/toknowhimistolovehim: tonight on the kospi show: bolgogi or bergogi??
[+5] u/rdblaw: Is this the same Trump that’s good for the markets…
[+5] u/rioferdy838: I’m actually surprised so few people are short the market. They have conditioned us so well to buy the dip that this rug pull is some kind of masterpiece move.
[+5] u/Burrow-Owl: yo, this sucks actually
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Some of ya'all maybe bought at the top, levered, and then bought again.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: The benefit of being single is that if I end up bankrupt, I at least won't drag down loved ones with me
[+5] u/SeaofSounds: My 733s that expired Monday are looking good.......
[+5] u/LarryStink: Ahead of Thursday’s advance release of Q2 GDP growth, we are lowering our Q2 GDP growth forecast by 0.8pp to +1.8%, reflecting the incorporation of Tuesday’s trade and inventories data as well as the impact of recent drawdowns of the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve"- Goldman
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: META lol from 670 to 520 in 3 weeks
[+5] u/toydan: \*ARM HOLDINGS Q1 ADJ EPS $0.45 VS IBES ESTIMATE $0.40
\*ARM HOLDINGS Q1 REV $1.29 BLN VS IBES ESTIMATE $1.26 BLN
\*ARM HOLDINGS OUTLOOK Q2 REV $1.38 BLN VS IBES ESTIMATE $1.34 BLN
\*ARM HOLDINGS OUTLOOK Q2 ADJ EPS $0.47 VS IBES ESTIMATE $0.43
$ARM
[+5] u/ateranol: QCOM, ARM missed estimates. AI trade truly dead.
[+5] u/Misrabligen: Is this some twisted prelude to WW3 huh
[+5] u/MeanInstance1972: Now to become overleveraged on puts
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: wtf why do we have to wait an hour for MSFT earnings call 😠
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: Just imagine what the koreans are going to do when they wake up and see this
[+5] u/Hot-Performancy: Meta green by morning 🙏🙏🙏
[+5] u/BigBritches619: What a beautiful bigly day of winning
[+5] u/deevee12: Today might be the funniest day in the markets ever
10/10 cinema, no notes
[+5] u/SteadyandSharp: Is anybody in red all time again? I’ve been in since last month, it hurts man. All gone so quickly
[+5] u/dasboot523: Holy shit what happened in the last 2 hours
[+5] u/carrollart: Warsh right now , shrugging: “Oops! all red!”
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: So meta and goog now increasing capex and MU still drilling
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: That Netflix documentary on the degenerate Korean gamblers will be legendary
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: Warsh in essence is a MOMO trader: will hike as the market price more hikes and cut as the market price cuts.. what a Jabroni,
[+5] u/eljefechico: Holy shit, META keeps dropping!
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Rotation into pokemon cards
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Thas is all Jenson Huangs fault starting that circular spend bullshit.
[+5] u/lordyyz: Anyone else down more than $2,000 and feel nothing?
[+5] u/RuleSafe6767: Couldn't imagine in Korea taking out a mortgage sized loan of 600k on a 100k savings balance, gambling that on a 3x leveraged ETF, then being margin called and wiped out. It's practically an inverse mortgage : no house, no savings, and you're 600k in debt to the bank.
[+5] u/sonofalando: What a yield spike 🇺🇸
[+5] u/Select_Season7735: MU -13% in a day lmao
[+5] u/Yottahz: Is Burry selling sperm? I want to have his babies.
[+5] u/Nomynametoday: Burry was right after all lol
[+5] u/Noxta_: I know the second I try to take MU puts it'll rocket so I just keep watching and feel fomo
[+5] u/GrassOrAss954: Damn son! MU taking that deep DEEEEP dicking. Sheewww
[+5] u/savethechows: it's ok there's another Korea
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: The average salary in South Korea is basically a parking lot security guard's paycheck. And you expect them to pump your bags?
[+5] u/radioref: I'm throwing all my thumb drives in the trash and buying notepads from here on out. I'm done with getting Sand Dicked.
[+5] u/RazDoStuff: MSFT doesnt know what it wants to do yet. either pump to 500 EOW or dump to 300. Either way, MSFT 800 EOY
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: I mean if I was Korean I would buy the hell out of this dip
[+5] u/PNWPlayZ: almost a 10K swing on my account. wow. was this the flush out? Doesnt exactly feel like it..
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # TO ALL MY KOREAN LADIES, I KNOW THINGS ARE TOUGH RIGHT NOW. MY DM'S ARE ALWAYS OPEN IF YOU NEED TO TALK.
Korean bros cup ramen and soju u know the drill
#
[+24] u/ercanbas: https://preview.redd.it/6uavscjkv8gh1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5650ee9bf8def0d47e60136a57c85be1e273ca63
[+21] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 doesn’t even bother trying to pump fake anymore he made his bread lol
[+18] u/Acefanatik: Burry was right all along
[+16] u/ninjobreadman: I sold my msft shares and kept my meta shares. You guys are all welcome
[+15] u/ev01ution: How yall dealing the the loses? I’m starting to get stress.
[+15] u/abroadbroadband: Federal minimum wage is $7.25, but if you just work 10 minimum wage jobs simultaneously, that's an hourly rate of $72.50
Kids just don't wanna put in the work 💪💪
[+15] u/OldWonder5865: MSFT delayed the next recession for 2 hours lmao
[+15] u/Top-Fig845: Is being down 30-40% on every stock good?
[+14] u/Unhedged-Fund: I love how we all became MSFT fans in 15min after shitting on it for 6 months
[+13] u/Top-Fig845: This feels so much fucking worse than the April tariffs I’m dead
[+13] u/Feisty-Basis7903: I’ve lost so much money this month LOL
[+13] u/Minimum_Leather_2046: msft pump survived increasing capex....
Pretty sure the reason is cause I bought puts.
[+12] u/touron69420: I’VE ABANDONED MU CHILD. I’VE ABANDONED MY BOL
[+11] u/pmotiveforce: K shaped economy, K for klLL yourself.
[+11] u/cooperfrost: Microsoft CFO Lady: We changed how we count the money so now we don't need to count it as a CAPEX expense. ...I like her.
[+11] u/carcotasu081: MICROSOFT IS NOW KNOWN AS BIGHARD
[+11] u/Affectionate_Tart_38: Y’all gonna cry when MU is back to 1200$ in no time you pigs
[+10] u/KevinLevrone1329: Market Update: There is an Instagram influencer that is not offering herself but also her mother for a price. Freak the fuck out we are about to nose dive.
[+10] u/big-mo: When's the hotline number getting pinned?
[+10] u/br0botic: When you see a bunch of crying posts and people finding god on fintwit, the bottom must be getting close
[+10] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Is this the fearful I was supposed to be greedy on? Oh my mistake. I was greedy about six fearful ago and that didn’t work.
[+10] u/KaladinRS: I’m so stressed I’ve lost so much money
[+10] u/VOO_bull_forever: # the shit market. everything is shit. everything. beats don't get rewarded. misses get punished like crazy. fuck you
[+10] u/EnginrA: Literal rotation out of META into MSFT
[+10] u/prana_fish: If fucking $MSFT saved the AI market that would just be cherry on top lmfao
[+10] u/SearchUsual5193: It was nice talking to you guys.
[+10] u/InitialPsychology731: My god Microsoft was the absolute fucking hedge
[+10] u/ebfeebfe: Micron drilling to the core of the earth in AH
[+10] u/lincoln3: MU, DRAM, NBIS subs are mega whining to an insufferable degree. Bottom is in. Loading up.
[+9] u/CFBCommentor: Meta has lost $150 billion since 4pm lol
[+9] u/SubduedWeed: Why would Obama do this
[+9] u/Mrsir300: How beautiful would it be if Microsoft is our savior. This sub shits on it day in and day out. That would be peak WSB
[+9] u/Ok_Rent5670: Those MSFT calls I sold for an $11 profit would’ve been nearly $1700 profit rn if I just held. DAMN IT
[+9] u/Timely_Attitude7475: This is fucking jokes. I have meta and msft. I'm basically break even with the earnings lmao
[+9] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: robinhood really needs to put that cancel positions and sell all button for options like they have for futures. shit is so convenient
[+9] u/tiny_toof: Is mu ever going back to 1200
[+9] u/Odd-Block-2998: MSFT holders: finally -20% only now.
[+8] u/Ble_h: DO NOT RELEASE THE KOREANS
[+8] u/por_que_: # J.P MORGAN AND GOLDMAN SACHS HIT HEDGE FUNDS WITH COLLATERAL DEMANDS -THE UNWIND IN LEVERAGE BEGINS
[+8] u/kodaksdad2020: I will never forget the June 2026 semi conductor bulls arrogance
[+8] u/0biWanChernobyl: Why 🥭 and khomeini jr do not make s3x and make peace?
[+8] u/Atti_: smells like panican in here
[+8] u/-omar: We watched Squid game and decided we were ok with letting these people control the economy
[+8] u/PhoenixFira: Msft resuscitating the market
[+8] u/upvz: this pump breaks my heart because I know the koreans are coming
[+8] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: i wonder who sits there and decides everytime that a correction is finally over, and we raped enough dip buyers / cleared enough leverage and fucked the smart-ass "late dipbuyers" (just like today) so that we can finally start to reverse. WHO DECIDES THAT???
[+8] u/micheelay: Definitely smoking weed tomorrow
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: I apologize MSFT, I was not familiar with your game.
[+8] u/Mistondalist: MSFT making a lot of people very wealthy right now
[+8] u/Major_Baground: bols cheering for microsoft shows how fucked they are
[+8] u/Spac55: $MU. 1500. By next 12 months
[+8] u/iBoughtYourCar: Microsoft you beautiful bitch
[+8] u/ercanbas: Remember we also have Samsung earnings in 2 hours
[+8] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: To all you msft haters
**SUCK THIS MACROHARD DICK!**
🤑🤑🤑
[+8] u/Heineken_500ml: Don't bet against bald CEOs
[+8] u/SunriseSurprise: If KOSPI rebounds and somehow the Iran war settled down, shit would fly back to ATH probably.
[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: The “free money” memory stick boys where at ? Lmaooooooooooo
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Futes already slipping. Another -2% day tomorrow
[+8] u/FireInTheRing: People genuinely thought Micron would be worth $5,000 💀
[+8] u/sjtomcat: The amount of money i shouldve made the last 3 days if i would’ve just had some balls and held my puts longer than 5 minutes is astronomical. If they had loss porn for imaginary gains i’d be top dog
[+8] u/carcotasu081: My trust in MSFT has finally been rewarded. God bless
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: For absolutely no reason at all, I'd like you to know that QQQ has only had a double digit negative month in the following years:
2022
2008
2002
2001
2000
It is currently down -10.14% for July 2026 with 2 days to go.
[+8] u/touron69420: Ok semis it was funny last week can we go uppies now plz
[+8] u/PaxDev: I want to keep buying the dip but it keeps dipping…
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: i've been a bear for a while now, but this is getting crazy
[+8] u/Jealous-Fix5015: I LOVEEEE BEING A BOLLLLLLLLL GO KOREA!
[+8] u/jasperCrow: Kospi looks like it’s about to absolutely rip soon.
[+8] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Based on what exactly lmao
[+8] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Out yourself Mark, I know that you're lurking here.
[+8] u/kaplanj23: The day that MSFT saved the market
[+8] u/housemoneyrocketship: That pump and dump was truly diabolical today.
[+8] u/PatrickSebast: Can someone tell me when stonks go green again?!? I need to know how long to keep my wife out of our investment account
[+7] u/Beginning_Juice_4296: SK Hynix employees were supposedly finna be hot shit on the dating market in Korea... that shit lasted 1 week lmao
[+7] u/BullPropaganda: Lost almost 50% on SOXL so far
[+7] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Nadella is talking like an AI 🤣
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Youtube is down RIP GOOGL
[+7] u/fe2sio4: Why would Biden do this
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: It's not that I'm down, I'm just pre-harvesting losses
Yeah these losses are looking nice, getting ripe
[+7] u/ilwb: Can't wait to see Korea wake up to this
[+7] u/Evander85: Koreans haven’t even woken up yet. Good lord. I’ll see you guys on Monday for the 10min relief rally
[+7] u/BluePuts: It’ll feel dumpy and then we’re randomly back at ATHs on the Q’s
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Fuck this chungus market
[+7] u/e30jawn: My coworkers strategy of buying financial assets after they're already up hundreds of percent has shockingly once again not worked out.
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: HOLY SHIT MICROSOFT IS NOW MACROHARD
[+7] u/sanfranfan: Msft green af. These really are the end times
[+7] u/0DTEKing: NVDA will be back above 210 by Friday
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: We all fucked together
[+7] u/toppoyaaaay: Really went ahead and put my first bit of money in the stock market right before the worst July in 22 years
[+7] u/rnd_investor_1: Hyperscalers all increasing CapEx, giving money to AI enablers such as NVDA, MU etc., which all get upgraded EPS and price targets, but tanking nevertheless.
[+7] u/alone-in-the-chat: WTF MSFT u son of bitch!! Love u
[+7] u/bennyboi2488: MSFT heard all that shit talk and decided to act while everyone was down
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: MSFT wtf maine lmaoooooo
[+7] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: I’m only saved if SPY goes above $743 tomorrow otherwise I’m fucked and riding my bike into a tree at 185
[+7] u/100xOrBust: We are in for a hell of a bull rally in a few months
[+7] u/Fit_Feedback5981: Get assholes ready for KOSPI
[+7] u/WasPunished: So we’re basically looking at the first ER which proves AI makes a company money?
[+7] u/Spac55: All bad news priced in, tomorrow big Green Day
[+7] u/Superb_Departure7082: You know the bubble is about to pop when the CEO has to explain his capex spending with:
“I feel really good about this. The shareholders will be rewarded. Trust me bro”
[+7] u/m82382422: I never imagined that one day it would be Microsoft that came to rescue my account.🤡
[+7] u/0point42au: Just wait for Bank of Japan to start offloading their US stack. You’ve seen nothing yet. These are peanuts.
[+7] u/Ted__TheodoreLogan: I think that was the bottom guys
[+6] u/MeYouThemEveryone: Is the 4-6 week war over yet?
[+6] u/BullPropaganda: Why is it still going down.
[+6] u/Almost_a_Noob: Korea market is screwed. More panic
[+6] u/papichuloya: Holy microslop just turned me micro hard
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: My bear asshole is so fucked tomorrow
[+6] u/Superb_Departure7082: Zuck needs a new CFO that can pull the same shenanigans as the MSFT one
[+6] u/Fit_Feedback5981: No way anyone is buying memory stocks before KOSPI opens lmao
[+6] u/Ted__TheodoreLogan: Maybe it’s time for us western pigs to borrow against our house, 5 x leverage it, and buy the dip.
[+6] u/Almost_a_Noob: Is there a subreddit for Korean traders? I’d love to take a look at that.
[+6] u/not-irresponsible: what’s my move tomorrow?
https://preview.redd.it/1c1oy0ems8gh1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac67fef491f36e95fb790c9fc282feb6606a16b
idk
[+6] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Hi I'm MSFT and I'm here to save you from KOSPI.
[+6] u/need20goodmen: MSFT about to pull an Intel
[+6] u/need20goodmen: LMAOOOO I THINK THE PLAY IS JUST PUTS ON EARNINGS. NO MATTER WHAT ITS A TANK!!!!
[+6] u/silence2087: Didn't all the degens in Korea already get liquidated the past two days? Who's left to buy the dip?
[+6] u/Floppedthenuts_: May never be green again
[+6] u/onDetop: never thought we will see the day where msft comes and saves us all
[+5] u/e30jawn: "We are buying from willing sellers at the fair market price"
[+5] u/SchwiftySchwifferson: Hello my fellow Korean degen brothers and sisters,
Please continue your dump tonight. My Qualcomm puts will thank you bigly.
Sincerely,
Regard
[+5] u/tobrie02: No lie I had been working to get myself off nicotine and after this I’m legit going to buy cigs. Fuck it
[+5] u/solid-harmonic: The calls that I bought at 3:59pm might actually have a chance? Sweet!
[+5] u/Relevant7040: Will that MSFT 🚀 hold, 500 when
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: Berkshire gonna buy SNDK at 100 and MU at 90 when the dust settles
[+5] u/snickerscashew: Spy could literally go back to 699 or straight to 820
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Why tf is google tanking ah ?
[+5] u/Colaspo: Does anyone have any career advice, i work at a car wash.
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Nice META actually collapsing
[+5] u/bear2bebull: Are my MU 1200 calls for Nov cooked 😞. I was up just two days ago 😭
[+5] u/OptimalEnthusiasm: It’s a goddamn bloodbath out there in’it?
[+5] u/Rexultdis: The algos. They yearn for our blood.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Msft showing meta who is superior
[+5] u/External_Counter378: is MSFT beat enough to offset META miss?
[+5] u/giraffe_wrassler: Warsh: “guys my gf is real she just goes to one of the 5 undisclosed outside organizations”
[+5] u/PainterHot: Just your friendly reminder that the federal reserve thinks everyone is a moron, see their notes from April when they said a rate CUT was still on the table. Anyone that pays any kind of attention knew that was a complete lie, but the federal reserve is now just a vessel for stock market manipulation so…
[+15] u/codespyder: MSFT is sexy now
Good thing I sold it for GOOG
before GOOG earnings
[+14] u/music_is_gud: MSFT big green means the market is gonna crash like 1929 tomorrow
[+14] u/AgitatedJump8459: Iran is such a clusterfuck. Insane
[+14] u/igotherb: Breaking news:
Kim Jong Un invades south Korea to save the market.
[+12] u/Particular-Nose-8932: If Korea doesn’t dump we might finally have a green day tomorrow
[+12] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: Dumped memory bags for Meta. What can I say, I’m compelled by what the metaverse has to offer
[+12] u/No-Sympathy-686: This place is so much more fun during the red times
[+11] u/CPR123_: Yeah I lost money today. So what? Yes I’m bag holding, but ya wanna know what? I’m not leaving. You hear me? I’m not fucking leaving.
[+11] u/UltimatePunchMachine: MSFT dragging the entire market up through sheer force of will
[+11] u/bendraw: Tonight Warsh will go home and greet his family. He’ll smile, they’ll congratulate him on the big day. He’ll find a moment to excuse himself to the bathroom. He will lock the door, and look in the mirror. “You’re just as cool as JPow, maybe cooler” he’ll say, tears streaming down his face. Then he will apply the clown makeup.
[+10] u/Massander: It is possible for the entire population of a country to get margin called
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: US strikes on Iran just started
[+10] u/Awkward-Mongoose-809: Thanks god i sold my MSFT puts right before closing.
[+9] u/daxtaslapp: My MSFT leaps LFG man
[+9] u/FeverTreeCloud: Someone disable that sell button in Korea 🇰🇷
[+9] u/2020isgreat: Warsh managed to hurt the market more than just raising rates by 25 bps lmfao
[+9] u/dyslexier: How the hell can this pump hold when Koreans about to start selling like there’s no tomorrow
[+9] u/wotton: Meta is the new Enron.
They're keeping costs off their books, and fluffing all their numbers with bot traffic.
[+9] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Imagine investing money in facebook....facebook yall.....
[+9] u/Ferret_Rough: Watching people’s favorite stocks cratering 30% and seeing them type “the fundamentals haven’t changed” might be my favorite fetish right now
[+9] u/True_Job_7845: You could have turned a few thousand bucks into a million dollars this week already and it's only Wednesday. If you knew what you were doing that is.
That's why I managed to only lose money this week
[+9] u/-Voyag3r-: This is the bottom.
We will fill the gap tomorrow and shoot off.
[+9] u/zestykite: as a bear. i can see when i should pause on buying puts.
[+9] u/Cathie_Woods_Tamp0n: Just threw my tub if Kimchi in the trash 😡
[+8] u/comrade_777_alt: MSFT is the savior we don’t deserve but need right now.
[+8] u/FeverTreeCloud: I wanna be sedated 😩
[+8] u/Careless-Gain6623: Buying the 50lb bag of rice to feed my family just in case.
[+8] u/kayvonte: Remember, people aren’t choosing to sell (unless they are dumb), but forced to sell while on margin
[+8] u/diefy7321: Boomer KO pumping
Boomer Ford pumping
Boomer MSFT pumping
Boomer bond yields pumping
🤔
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: People know when to buy but don’t know when to sell
[+8] u/shaa1034: Meta - we have excess compute
Elon - Wel give u compute from space
[+8] u/bluen: How do you file bankruptcy for an entire country?
[+8] u/Frequent_Ad7351: Zuck performing a layoff and missing EPS due to severance payment is stupidity
[+8] u/tptpp: damn reddit is now full of stories of how much money were lost.. this is either the bottom or another steep decline since people are selling to cut their loses
[+8] u/Xzlk: MSFT not giving more money to Micron is so bullish for Micron apparently
[+8] u/BarbellPadawan: MSFT stock performing better than MSFT software.
[+8] u/Kickboy21: META has no business bouncing back. It should be at $500 with that dogshit earnings
[+7] u/mangroovesz: Wait so if capex on semis paid off big time surely we bull tomorrow right? right?…
[+7] u/Unknownlegend6: Glad I put 100K on MSFT just before the earnings report
[+7] u/Joey-Cap: Just need sndk at 2000, not asking much
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: Thank you bill gates for this bag
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: You know shit is getting bad when MSFT is considered a "safe harbor" from the pain.
[+7] u/VigilanteWit: Do you all not know what puts are Jesus
[+7] u/Moxisxsx: One time I lost so much money on an options play I screamed really hard into my pillow and then beat the shit out of it for 20 mins
[+7] u/TheSauce69: Almost sold my MSFT shares for META today lmao
[+7] u/catastronot: The market imploding the day before I leave for a 5 day camping trip with no service is just pure universal synchronization
[+7] u/tenfthigher: KOSPI drilling again would be too predictable
[+7] u/Neoshinryu: I bought a MU 740C for Friday right before close tonight. Felt like a terrible idea right after close, now it just feels like a regular bad idea.
[+6] u/ILoveMuney: Tesla is a shitty ass company
[+6] u/kingoftheoneliners: China invades Taiwan on Friday would be a hilarious ending to the week…
[+6] u/OffTheRecord4872: Surely KOSPI wouldn’t dump today right?
[+6] u/El_Buen0: Not like this… not like this.
[+6] u/ArmadilloFluffy2130: Maddest part about all of this is most of u still in the red for msft lmfao
[+6] u/dontslambro: Im not Korean but I’ve lost a shit load too
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Imagine needing Korea to be green
[+6] u/Chaotic_Stardust: Gonna watch Parasite in support of Korea tonight
[+6] u/Quirky-Assist-9303: Is mu going to see $1000 again 😅
[+6] u/SeesawQuiet5620: guess you msft ppl were right a couple months ago. well played
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Welp, you don’t often see a 12 point SPY dip in one hour.. At least something interesting happened.
[+6] u/TreGet234: August 1st will totally launch an april style faceripper. It's too obvious at this point.
[+6] u/stonksf: Retards been sleeping on msft since 350
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Dear msft- you had history of ending the recessions multiple times. Please repeat the same tomorrow
[+6] u/SubstantialSeesaw374: Telling my family I love them
[+6] u/Jerikolol: META: "no outlook for 2027 capex at the moment"
[+6] u/franker555: Yeah right 250 Billion poured into MSFT in 10 minutes. What could they possibly have said
[+6] u/confused_teabagger: wtf is up with Korea? I just saw a story where the government is deploying dedicated swarms of drones to help stop koreans from jumping off of bridges. Wth is going on over there?
[+5] u/teamdiabetes11: Not enough despair in here. Some pessimism for sure, some anger, but not enough despair and hopelessness en masse to make me think we aren’t going lower tomorrow.
[+5] u/No-Sympathy-686: I like how I only get market updates when its down.
[+5] u/youngsimba320: This market has got me so exhausted bruv
[+5] u/reminder_paws10: Why is it recovering. Someone please tell me
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: If you're looking for a sign degens, Microsoft is $420. Time to yolo
[+5] u/Pitiful_Fox5681: "What are your moves tomorrow"
Taking a drive to the mountains and contemplating my life choices.
[+5] u/Slvrg: The 2008 financial crisis was never dealt with.
All they did was inflate the problem away.
They will keep print money and gold will keep going higher eventually and sooner or later they can't keep a lid on gold anymore.
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: I lean mostly bearish and I somehow made money on calls today.. switched to 1DTE Puts with the gains, sold instantly for 10% profit, only to miss out on +400%. Idk how I feel and "profit is profit" ain't hitting the same at the moment
[+5] u/Normal-Level-7186: Holy volatility msft
[+5] u/perogi-king: The safety word is “Harder!”
[+5] u/SZJX: As a general rule: If you want to actually make good trades, stay away from WSB. (Unless you're here solely to invert the sentiment or to get a laugh.)
[+16] u/neariced: Kospi +10% incoming because the alternative is the whole country collapsing
[+15] u/jraiv420: Samsung please save memory and I'll use your fridge as my desktop
[+13] u/holymolyratio: MU earnings of 30 billion, let’s sell it all! lmao shorts are gonna get squeezed past the 1200 top price.
[+11] u/EarthsYawner: I know we joke about retards in here, but every stock-specific subreddit is full of actual idiots
[+10] u/CurrencyMaster4901: Korea is a fucking casino for real
[+10] u/Critical_Paper6944: Ffs green lasted 1 minute
[+10] u/DarkR124: Love it. Semi/memory company huge beat after beat and the drilling continues. Whoever times this bottom is going to be very rich.
[+10] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/429f6ou4f9gh1.png?width=1073&format=png&auto=webp&s=d60f2b572041016fff3d870b66a6383511d12619
[+10] u/BuyTheFuckingDipss: I’m done with Airbnb. I’d rather stay at a hotel.
I pay a $150 cleaning fee. Then I get a checkout list. Take out the trash. Start the laundry. Load the dishwasher.
Vacation should feel like a break.
[+10] u/BjergBetterThanFaker: I mean there's just no way KOSPI can go down much more. This is genuinely the best time go in on calls
[+9] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Just made pizza bread and it is divine.
Better than anything Starbucks sells.
[+9] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude I'm fucking pissed. I got fucked by MSFT last earnings report. So I sat this one out and got into META instead this time.
MSFT fucking rips 8% and META fucking SHITS THE FUCKING BED 10%.
What the actual fuck dude.
And I'm getting fucked on my TSM/TSMX position because of a fucking earth quake????? What the fuck kind of time line is this.
[+9] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Bottom is in bois, trust me i know bottoms.
[+9] u/BatMore6724: Memory dumping, memory loss again
[+9] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: You’re telling me the market takes a fat dump and you didn’t buy calls far out?
[+8] u/Critical_Paper6944: No way koreans are gonna hit a circuit breaker when samsung releasing earnings
[+8] u/mr_stupid_face: I am from the future.
Kospi ending today at -8.67%.
[+8] u/Mothy187: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
I've had a migraine for like 3 days and didn't look at the market. I feel like a character in a zombie movie who slept through the downfall of civilization it's a bloodbath out there.
[+8] u/FuckleUp: If KOSPI closes green by .01 or better = SPY 10% tomorrow
[+8] u/Necessary_Gene_1868: Wow QQQ BOOMING.. currently at levels not seen since… 20 mins before close
[+8] u/tropicalia84: So nice of the Koreans to give us a 30 minute breather before the nonstop dumping continues
[+8] u/Bob_the_peasant: # 🎵Bye, bye miss American SPY🔥
# Drove my Tesla to the thing that rhymes with Tesla🔥 but that thing was dry
# 🎶And them good old boys were drinking DRAM 📉and PSKY🔥
# Singing this’ll be the day Meta 🤡dies… this’ll be the day that Meta 🦎dies 🎵🔥
[+8] u/mapsosa: i feel it in my balls korea is gunna destroy the bers
[+8] u/linhvo0610: Koreans: be greedier when other people are greedy
[+8] u/beIIe-and-sebastian: I'm still somehow 15% up on MU. Just gonna sell tomorrow so I don't have to think about it anymore.
[+8] u/_hopkins: So META and MSFT confirmed that AI demand exceeds the supply and are raising full year CapEx but just all the AI infrastructure are red? why
[+7] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Remember you might be taking advice here from someone who hasn’t had shallots in their life. Be careful
[+7] u/unarmed_fish: DID THIS WHOLE SUB GET LIQUIDATED? EVERYONE IS SO SAD :(
[+7] u/eyerollingsex: **Me right now:**
Pretty chill night
**South Korean Bulls right now:**
*Everything that* *you* *thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?...* ***They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!***
[+7] u/Unfamous_Trader: All Koreans do is sing KPOP, eat Korean fried chicken, and dump stocks it seems
[+7] u/TemporaryDisaster312: Where are you guys monitoring the KOSPI premarket? Any links?
[+7] u/moazzam0: This gives memory permission to V.
[+7] u/Throwaway37620: Is memory actually gonna run
[+7] u/BatMore6724: Didn’t Korea say they will stabilize market???
[+7] u/Organic-Calendar-244: KOSPI red, SPY is too,
We mocked your dumps, now ours came through.
Sorry Korea, we judged too fast…
Turns out Americans dump just as fast. 📉
[+7] u/McClintockC: Heeeeeeey Sexy Laaaaaaady
Woop woop woop woop
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Iran war started Feb 28. How has it been 5 months already, time needs to slow down
[+7] u/miata_only: I'm trying to enable margin in my Fidelity account and it's asking me if I'm Korean?
[+6] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: I'll be back behind the Wendy's dumpster if anyone needs me
[+6] u/Greekwarrior06: If you’re against Microsoft, you are China
[+6] u/RationalGardenGnome: Anyone else just loving this? I sold 95% of my stocks in like May so I’m just watching this feeling so freaking vindicated I finally got out in time
[+6] u/Sad_Laugh_4610: kospi -1,5% is like nasdaq -0,15%
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # WE USE . IN THIS COUNTRY AND IN THIS SUB
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: Kospi trading like penny stock
[+6] u/Critical_Paper6944: Wait a minute surely samsungs earnings will pump kospi if its majority of it
[+6] u/wowitsme123: Time to FOMO back into space and ai stocks
[+6] u/Positive_Back_9335: Kospi down 5% premarket 🫣
[+6] u/Time_Course5106: Some guy lost over a million. Iunno how these people sleep at night.
[+6] u/lcarltbmx: iran just bombed my calls wtf
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Anyone understand this market in any other way than it’s out to fuk retail?
[+6] u/xeuropa: Satya Nutella replacing Jensen Huang as the 🐐🐐🐐🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/housemouse431: what are my moves tomorrow?
moving to the homeless shelter
[+6] u/BakasanaB: LOL, the “SOL SK Hynix Futures Single Stock Inverse 2X” is the 3rd trending stock. Korean stock market is a joke.
[+5] u/AgileHornet5960: SNDK should not be this cheap.
[+5] u/therealcoon: Hood didn't deserve this. Fuck that
[+5] u/KeyEmu7694: where do you guys look at KOSPI price live? I'm using Yahoo finance but it seems there's a delay
[+5] u/Critical_Paper6944: Do i go with my 250 profit or do i just keep holding i was at 3.5k profit a couple weeks ago 😞
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: Going green so it can go red again when Kospi opens
[+5] u/BankofBroke: Held my Microsoft calls past -50% break even is 425, expires 7/31 🥲
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: your honor this whole time i thought i was playing a mobile game called robinhood
oh just practicing for the upcoming court case
[+5] u/Polysorbate800: META is pretty much guaranteed to not exist in 20 years right? There's no way that company is still around
[+5] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: MU building the legendary Eiffel Tower chart
[+12] u/Ok_Preparation6081: MU 1100 EOD tomorrow load up fellas
[+11] u/Several-Bridge-6287: long MU and META overnight. Short QQQ 44 minutes after open. This is financial advice.
[+11] u/zjz: https://preview.redd.it/5qpwg1a4o9gh1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=216d8f630986fbdb4cd56f0e1bad248826a54944
Click the gold chat button in the app and it'll bring you to a discord-ish UI by default that renders the comment section as a chatroom.
[+10] u/Life-Industry-1131: Telling my future kids I survived the big dip of 26 by just holding shares
[+10] u/mayorolivia: God damn mu and sndk are dead
[+10] u/Totallynotfakenews: Does anybody know what the fuck?
[+10] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Kospi only down 1%? Bull market is back!
[+10] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Tomorrow the shock will wear off.
Everyone will suddenly come to the realization Warsh is actually a dove.
And that it's not more complicated than that.
[+9] u/wildcat1055: My portfolio is at 2020 levels and Dr Fauci is on TV.
Makes perfect sense, ngl
[+9] u/Sandcrypto: No one make any sudden moves and scare it, memory is finally green
[+9] u/Imaginary_Sugar_3138: ALL HANDS! BRACE FOR IMPACT!
[+8] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: L🇰🇷 SKT 5G 1%
Thu 30 Jul 21:47
📞 Incoming Call
MARGIN SHAME
+82 02-404-0404
🟢 Accept 🟢 Accept
[+8] u/barmeloxanthony10: Was always a north korea guy anyways
[+8] u/SpaceXLord: TSLA is an AI company that makes plastic cars for pretentious conformists.
[+8] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: ALL I KNOW IS RUNNING 20 MPH ON THE TREAD MILL WILL MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR OPTIONS ARE ABOUT TO EXPIRE WORTHLESS.
NOW LETS STEAL A COP CAR
# WHEWWWWWWWWWWWWW🛼🛼
[+8] u/barelyreadsenglish: When kospi is red
"It doesn't have any effect on us markets"
When kospi is green
qqq is gonna open up 5%!!!!
[+8] u/Sn0rlax_69: Kospi fucked my wife
[+8] u/CatSuspicious8510: Dear god - if MU goes back to $1,000 by end of next week i promise to quit selling fentanyl
[+8] u/Turrible_Trader: I think I’ll have 🐼 express tonight
[+8] u/liliiliiilli: Samsung here to save us
[+8] u/Equivalent_Sea_236: Fuck it im trusting this pump not because it is fake just because it is my last hope.
[+8] u/SteveStacks: Never again selling MSFT.
[+7] u/Flat-Focus7966: Samsung earnings confirming that AI story is alive & kicking.....
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: Imagine getting margin called at the beginning of the singularity
[+7] u/Life-Industry-1131: Believe it or not
It’s time to yolo the savings account
Again
[+7] u/Sejare1: Atleast I have the love of a good woman
[+6] u/NerdSlamPo: you guys are so silly being bearish on META. awful company, but 540 is a steal.
[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Sell in May shift to July as climate change heats up
[+6] u/bzl33: after a bunch of teenagers and college kids get wiped out in this country, parents will cry and probably try to ban day trading.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: going to walmart need a watermelon lmaooo
[+5] u/orcassharks: Because Koreans are regarded
China pumping its AI hardware stocks
[+5] u/crossdefaults: I know several people who let their financial advisors keep them 100 percent invested and have been living off their gains. I've been concerned about them for a while. They expect 15 to 20 percent growth forever, and you kinda can't blame them for for thinking that way.
[+5] u/RonBlake: Guy who’s port is down 90% in 3 weeks: “yeah I’m kind of just cash gangin it right now, waiting for the next play, just not seeing a move right now”
[+15] u/qaswexort: Koreans getting liquidated and watching it pump afterwards 💀
[+13] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: 3x leverage didn’t work
switching to 5x
[+12] u/Feeling_Efficiency93: I've been trading on-and-off for 9 years, and patience has to be the most underrated and valuable skill. Waiting for the right buy and not getting triggerhappy is so difficult but so worth it.
[+11] u/Mrnrwoody: When does the selling start
[+11] u/jyohnyb: Relieve it or not, balls.
[+9] u/No-Lavishness1524: bottom is officially in
[+9] u/Fernyfern7: I'm surprised space x is still above 100
[+9] u/DrWhoopz: Barely up a percent after hours and the bulls have come out full regard. Same ones beating it when warsh spoke and pumped the markets for 5 minutes.
[+8] u/GainzandPumpz: How the fuck is this war suddenly bearish for oil .. manipulation at its finest
[+8] u/Vlisa: Never forget Zuck hired a PR firm to make him more likeable, and all they got was "I don't drink coffee because I rawdog life"
[+8] u/NoRecommendation2761: Samsung Electronics earnings call Q&A absolutely saved the day. Samsung is the one that should be accessible to international investors.
[+8] u/infinitewaters107: Last month I booked a trip to go to NYC over Labor Day. I saved up a few hundred $ surplus from every paycheck to make sure I had 2k extra tucked away. I made an excel file that showed me how many times I would need to eat out less a week and not see movies or treat myself over the weekends for this to happen by September.
This afternoon I opened my portfolio and lost 2k and more in the first 2 minutes it took for him to speak at the press conference.
Should’ve just taken 4K and fucked off to Vegas instead.
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: I mean, we have reports of Russian missiles in Polish airspace and the US is still bombing Iran, yet oil is $83. Either the entire economy is about to crash or Bessent broke the oil market.
[+7] u/Toppest0fKek: Kospi up 0.08% lets fucking gooooo 🚀🚀
[+7] u/RegretFormal3799: THEY FOUND THE BUY BUTTON
[+7] u/wallstreetdiva37: Yea I’m not liking this chat. It’s distracting me from refreshing gzillion times like I do every 2 minutes
[+7] u/NoChain4469: Ive just been stacking VOO and QQQ for months now (recovering degenerate) but I just have this darkness inside of me saying Yolo into meta
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Shhhhhh don't say anything, you might spook em 🤫
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: It gets rude af in here when Bols are having a bad day :kekh: :screech: :kek:
[+6] u/cashflow_: Life without a bff little buddy sucks
[+6] u/Happy-n-Healthy: The shock collar has been put on, you announce more capex your stock goes DOWN!
[+6] u/andycake87: Big spike coming boys, Epstein class have reloaded with your bags
[+6] u/PaperHandsTheDip: If you didn't buy calls today, you are regarded and hate money.
[+6] u/JackORoses: Exactly. Nobody move an inch.
[+6] u/Low_Technician9179: Bought Claude enterprise license and developed genius strategy. Borrow $1m yen at 1%, buy treasuries yielding 4.5%. Repeat for decades
[+6] u/Afraid-Policy-3648: Korean leveraged etfs are highly restricted from tomorrow.
Korean retail yolo'd into inverse etfs and got smoked again one last time
[+6] u/SxeySteve: MSFT green is a bad sign for everything else. And it's really mf GREEN right now 😬😬😬
[+5] u/Gothams_Bat: how the fk is hood dropping
[+5] u/SpaghettiNoRegreti: I think the Koreans will be chill today. ✌️
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Turns out MSFT was the best after months of bashing it
[+5] u/baller1able: MSFT said we're not blowing our budget on these memory stocks 😂
[+5] u/CalRippedken: I'll throw 5-10k on a stock play on a whim with zero hesitation but I'll still spend several minutes trying to find an off brand item at the store that cost $.09 less
[+5] u/redfre813: It’s squid game time.
[+16] u/DrummerCompetitive20: you lose some, you lose some
[+12] u/xDylanx1: The best part of every -10% is the next -10% isnt as bad
[+10] u/ClarkFable: Dead cat bounces are the best because the glimmer of hope breaks through the shield of apathy people develop from constant losses.
[+9] u/Ill-Perspective-4561: Ok wrap it up. Red day confirm tomorrow
[+9] u/aftherith: Koreans are pooping the bed. And their stock market looks to be fading as well.
[+9] u/ApathysLastKiss_: There's a slightly hidden aspect to the AI collapse I don't hear alot about:
Nobody wants those mfers built in their town. The dude running for governor here is running on it as a platform.
[+8] u/Alarmed-dictator: Let the bad times roll
[+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: RIP to that guy who full ported his life savings SPCX at 219 on that monday ah pump. I stoll remember you. I hope youre ok
[+8] u/thoughterly: Don't go red you bastards
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Maybe next week bulls. I think everyone sold calls on Monday because of fed uncertainty
[+8] u/joeyeats: i’m just gonna sit cash gang for a bit and not fomo since i already realized a 30% fucking loss this month
[+8] u/khante: After spending 2 days looking at Kospi, I must say I am now an expert on two markets - US and Korea. It is pretty easy bros
[+8] u/postachioo: I think I need a break from this market
[+8] u/WSBNon-Believer: I panic bought so much AI today lol
[+7] u/Commercial_Lie6428: My hoe going. My stocks are cooked. My wrist is broken. My e63s is totaled. The good news is I’m alive . Woohoo 🎉
[+7] u/Independent_Term5790: I am sure koreans didn’t just do the complete opposite and go short on margin.
[+7] u/IBUYVOTES: Tomorrow? Going bargain hunting in semiconductors. There is value there if you look for it. AVGO is hanging out at 23x NTM, NVDA is 19x, ASML is \~28x, TSM is \~17x. Very attractive entry for some very strong moats.
[+7] u/Then-Cup-5153: JUST FUCKING GO TO 0 KOSPI
[+7] u/A-Money-Lover: Damn koreans trading in hardmode again
[+7] u/thai_sticky: I bought Samsung phones for 15 years. Why are they fucking me???
[+7] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Guys I think Iran will outlast the war better than my brokerage account if this war continues.
[+6] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Wouldn't it be funny if circuit breaker happens during Samsung earning call.
[+6] u/bears2broke: MY DAD CALLED HE JUST WENT $750,000 INTO SPMO, SNDK MU
[+6] u/Li1ght: If korea doesn’t start it off -8% dram might actually go green tomorrow
[+6] u/FalseDiamond7930: Two memory pumps like this one is all I'm asking for.
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: war doesnt even matter to spy anymore
[+6] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: So, like, why is a recession coming?
Explain like I'm a 2008 realtor fresh out of college
[+6] u/Low-Accident1418: I think I’m becoming genuinely racist towards KOSPI
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I don't trust this shit one bit. Last night green futures were a trap. there's tons of damage to these charts with shit tons of structure above.
But bc I'm wrong about everything, +4% day for the indices tomorrow. I finally sold, so yalls ports would quit bleeding.
[+5] u/tommylol66: This fed is retarded..
[+5] u/hunterdelarm: concerning
https://preview.redd.it/x2p2ha4dg9gh1.png?width=1186&format=png&auto=webp&s=a5f7be2d613a040c8482a8b22fa5c9c5a034d795
[+12] u/WorldlyWar2143: Im salty as fuck about all the money im down yet again, somehow I never de-risk
Idk what it is with me but, the crazy part is I dont have a job either. Just burning through savings while my depression eats at my will to live
[+12] u/JessKingHangers: A month ago I had more money than I ever ever had in my life. Today, Im just back to being a normal, broke regard.
[+11] u/NotRllytho: How many of you never bought semis or memory stocks?
[+11] u/Rizocon1: Imagine being a Korean bear must be making millions shorting KOSPI with 5x leverage
[+10] u/SpitefulSeagull: Meta used 97% of free cash flow on capex and they have literally nothing to show for it
And people are still like nah this is fine
[+10] u/noobletato: I miss JPow. Man didn't take shit from anyone
[+8] u/ZYHUA: # I WOULD HAVE TOLD THE REGARD MEMORY BOLS TO GO TO HELL BUT I THINK THEY ARE ALREADY THERE
[+8] u/Ceyenne18: having SK Hynix list on Nasdaq is a huge mistake
[+8] u/bikkhu42: The answer to your question is: >!Yes, you will be poor tomorrow too!<
[+8] u/I_am_Nerman: 10 year at 4.7%. Fuck, hope you're not in the market to finance anything.
[+8] u/StunnerP: The truth is, reading so many bearish comments gives me back hope
[+8] u/foamrollmyback: Guys I’ve done the math. I can fit 8 krispy cream donuts in my mouth
[+8] u/account-names: Tomorrow SPY will massively crater to Earth's core.
Have a rock solid reason: >!MSFT is massively green tomorrow!<
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: Hey guys, I'm writing something to post on the sub. Would you proof read it for me?
# Bears are Fucked. Here's Why.
Bears are facing unprecedented challenges. Between habitat loss, climate change, and increasing human encroachment, their future has never been more uncertain.
The good news? Awareness is growing. But without meaningful action, bears may continue to lose the spaces they need to survive.
The bottom line: bears are fucked.
[+7] u/visionarymind: Omg, gapping to 7,375 overnight is all I want, pls 🥹
[+6] u/DrumpfTheBern: Literally every pump gets crushed by war news lmao.
He’s gonna try like hell to time this right so the newest ceasefire deal can send us to ATH the week before midterms.
[+6] u/ThermalChaser: South Korea comes to me in my dreams
[+6] u/SooperShak: Oh, planning to increase CapEx? No ROI in sight. Going down.
Oh, planning to decrease CapEx? Somethings off. Going down.
[+5] u/ejunior1234: Bold of you to assume it will hold to the morning.
[+5] u/undeadlol: Market tries to go green, then you get 🥭 and Iran news again, every freaking time for 6 months.
[+5] u/username_bananas: Not sure which is more dependable, my portfolio being in the red every day, or my wife sending me a $10 errand every day.
[+18] u/ChungWuEggwua: Went all in memory stocks at the beginning of the month and haven’t checked since. How we doing? Is oil $30 per bbl yet and is SNDK $4000 yet?
[+15] u/Ok-End-3213: Imagine being up 114% and not selling those damn Koreans 🤡
And me 🤡
[+12] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: Unironically, a -2% day on KOSPI would be a pretty strong reversal signal
[+12] u/hioman01: Everyday is liberation day, so much winning
[+11] u/ddrsdght: I’m richer than 99% of 10 year olds
[+10] u/Worldly_Swimming1578: Bro wtf is happening on this sub, it’s all Korean posts 😂😂😂
[+10] u/Kind_Luck7294: Don’t worry guys, I am monitoring the situation
[+10] u/SVXYstinks: Literally every single time my portfolio is down, my wife comes to me with an expensive purchase. It’s actually insane how this happens every single time.
[+10] u/yayahi: Any Korean baddies who got margin called DM me
[+9] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: \-4% is basically green
[+9] u/caliwillbemine: Lmao the 30Y just keeps pumping.
[+9] u/POWRAXE: I’m starting to lose my god damn mind. -10% every fucking day for weeks? What do we not use memory chips in ANYTHING anymore??!?? Make it make sense.
[+8] u/Benromaniac: Toyota and Tesla need to switch mcaps. Quit giving the nazi whore flabby pig flesh face musk your money and attention.
[+8] u/Boss1010: For memory bulls, this has to be the worst crash you can experience right? Literally covid level blowout
[+8] u/str8rippinfartz: Insane that KOSPI trades like a fucking penny stock
From red to nearly +10% to red again all in one session
[+8] u/willsa26: Who will buy my bags? Sum Yung Fuk?
[+7] u/chaotic_evil_666: It's green because the attacks on Iran began again. We were red when everyone thought peace was coming
[+7] u/FuckedUpImagery: Never trusted a guy named Leopold
[+7] u/SVXYstinks: Hate being that guy but I find it interesting how mango seems to no longer care about anyone’s financial well being now that he got his billions.
Guy was preaching nonstop about low energy prices now just no longer cares since he got us into this mess.
[+7] u/spn43: I'm going to stay solvent longer than market remains irrational. Fuck em!
[+7] u/_GayButtSex_: # If you ever think your dumb, just remember people WILLINGLY PLAY the TRIPLE GREEN roulette tables in Vegas
Also I saved 60$ on an enema by buying 2 heads of Taco Bell lettuce and violating a DMV restroom
[+7] u/Due-Information-6277: The msft curse is lifted
[+7] u/bilingualbunny: At the end of the day, it's only money, I don't even care anymore tbh. Average down on ai and buy QQQ
[+6] u/aa73gc: Memory guys you have 2 hours to sell your shit before the Koreans drop another tactical nuke on your port
[+6] u/ImthatRootuser: Just watched Odyssey at the IMAX theater, Nolan really fucking made it. Fucking movie was amazing. I voted 9/10 on IMDb.
[+6] u/nolesfan6414: Memory regards really thought they could trust the Koreans 😂
[+5] u/BearRawarr: I broke even today, that's a win in my book.
[+5] u/esk88: Samsung profit up 1,814% year on year
[+15] u/OrangMiskin: They really couldn’t leave Fauci alone, fucking losers. Lmao let the man retire.
[+13] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: August is a new month
[+13] u/guccioli: Spy is so cringe. Ur not a secret agent buddy stfu
[+11] u/Commercial_Ease8053: There are people who bought sndk at $2300 and watched it fall to $998 within a month… are they okay?
[+10] u/guccioli: Man my coworker put in his two weeks today and stopped doing shit. I get it to some level, but there’s already complaints coming in. Shit understaffed company already, my life is gonna suck for awhile
[+9] u/CharacterSell4054: I am starting to doubt S Korea is the best Korea.
[+9] u/liuqiu_rangers: *me seeing news about foreigners being net buyers of Korean stocks again*
Wow, great news
*me remembering who the retards these foreigners are*
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[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: \-5% on SK is basically green
[+8] u/Pr_Master27: I never thought that I would watch the korean stock market all night and barely be getting sleep
[+8] u/Throw10987: if this shit closes green, we need to take away trading priviledges from the entire country and arm north korea. Kimmy would never allow this degeneracy
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: We have a new youtube trend it seems: WE ARE 1 WEEK AWAY FROM BUBBLE POPPING
[+7] u/POOR-MORON: Time for NVDA to shoot to 250 pre earnings making all bers look stupid
[+7] u/ScarletHarpy93: GOOGL? Crash and burn. META? Dumpster fire. MSFT? Can't publish a Windows update without having three quarters of the Internet hacked. Up.
[+7] u/BedRiddenWizard: Only the new retards like Warsh.
These guys need culture.
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Samsung only had to increase operating profit by 1800% year over year to convince the market the AI trade might last longer than three months
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: With the Red Cross blood supply crisis, do you think they’ll finally let me donate blood even though I served in Iraq? And also have hepatitis.
…and deer HIV for some reason.
[+7] u/WorseBlitzNA: there is no war in ba sing se
[+7] u/NiceJobSon: Used to watch tv after dinner, or read, even talk to people. Now it’s just watching the live kospi chart.
[+7] u/gnanwahs: LEOPOLD LACK OF SITUATIONAL AWARENESS LMAOOOO
[+6] u/cgonz15: In one month SNDK almost -60% from ATH 💀 just brutal
[+28] u/Fit-Employ3623: Some crying in casino should be allowed
[+22] u/eromynAwonKtnoDI: Kospi is down 1.23% instead of 10%. this is basicaly sign of reversal
[+18] u/SupportMedium9487: i miss when stocks went up
[+15] u/xeemyy: Down 67%. I'm not selling, fuck you hedgies and greedy market makers. Get your shares from some paper-handed bitch, not from me.
[+15] u/w8w8dont: Michael Burry every day: "Stocks will go down today"
One day stocks actually go down.
Michael Burry: "See. I told you so"
[+14] u/GneissFrog: if you lost money this week, did you:
a) blame Koreans for decisions you made
b) ignore every warning sign
c) place your trust in Taco
d) all of the above
[+13] u/Razvanell95: how the fuck do I perfectly buy before every crash
[+11] u/pacificz: Futures getting rdy to open red
[+10] u/ltachi_-: i declare the end of the bear market now.
[+9] u/Ok_Cry7572: QQQ has only had a double digit negative month in the following years:
2022
2008
2002
2001
2000
It is currently down -9.71% for July 2026 with 2 days to go.
[+9] u/Competitive-Elk9326: You need to say 🥭3 times in your mirror in the dark and tomorrow should be green
[+9] u/frogger1988: if youre old enough to remember the further you go back in time away from ai and then away from social media, the more often your dick was covered in random pussy juice. just saying
[+8] u/SignificantRip8239: I honestly didn't think it was possible to get liquidated more than once but this market has achieved this
I am happy to announce that I am negative net worth. Thank you and goodnight.
[+8] u/MusingsAndMind: EXCUSE ME MY INDEX FUNDS IN MY RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DROP CUT THIS SHIT OUT NOW
[+8] u/jeffynihao: Oh look here we go again....korea on its way to trigger another circuit
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: Yesterday after 3 PM was my worst loss of this year. I might need to start jerking off guys behind the train station. Even Wendy’s seems to fancy.
[+8] u/Secure_Dog3810: yeah I'm not convinced SPY is gonna open green lol
[+8] u/cock_pussy: Bad times create fem boys
[+8] u/gamersEmpire: Reminder that cramer said to sell... load up on calls
[+8] u/Ltiform: OVERNIGHT PUMP FOR ANOTHER 20 DOLLAR INTRADAY DUMP
[+7] u/cactusdag: Do you remember your port being green? me neither
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Bye bye futes. It's nice knowing you gave the bols hope for 2-3hrs
[+7] u/Holiday-Career-9349: I’m going to bet my remaining money on those guys on the bridges around Paris with the little balls and cups; yesterday, a guy right in front of me won three times in a row, and they didn't know each other at all. It’s a foolproof plan—those guys are so stupid.
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: Well now it’s 16k at 700 lol
[+6] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: well i’m already getting fucked and the market isn’t even open
[+6] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: As I watch from my ivory ASTS tower down upon the sndk folk I can't help but snicker. Fools
[+6] u/S3RP3NTS379: Come back from dinner to the Koreans fumbling a 5% lead cmon
[+6] u/Thetatterer: What a long ass fucking week
[+6] u/ActJolly: im staying liquid, I don't trust the mooning
[+6] u/GneissFrog: >South Korean retail investors have invested approximately **$9.45 billion** into single-stock leveraged ETFs since their launch on 27 May.
This is what clickbait is leaving out. The entirety of Korean retail combined invested less than $10 billion into single stock LETFs, which is less than half of what Leopold's fund had in AUM at its peak last month. Many hedge funds got caught aggressively chasing returns and FOMOed in. I expect we will be hearing about a lot more funds getting wound down over the coming weeks.
[+5] u/Background_Tie6864: KOSPI deservedly green
[+5] u/smoothsailer55: Can someone ELI5 why Korea matters so much for MU price