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[+30] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Was down 4k today, ended up 4k today. Good day
[+28] u/aftherith: I thought low T was my problem but it was actually low IQ
[+26] u/Paul_Robert_: Ngl guys, I'm pretty concerned about the guy who lost 360k. It looks like he deleted his account
[+25] u/YoDooley: We start bombing right at market close.
[+17] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: market closed and bombs started to drop, amazing
[+17] u/No-Magazine-4717: My fellow Korean regards,
I sincerely request that you, for the love of god, do not dump further. We heartily appreciate your assistance in such trying times.
Sincerely,
American Regards
[+15] u/XorAndNot: I'm highly suspicious of anyone who says they can understand what's happening lately
[+15] u/yourgirl696969: If MU pumps 5% tomorrow, I’ll move to Korea and work for free. I don’t care what the job is
[+14] u/igotshrimps: We have to invade the Islamic Republic of Japan for tainting us with haram pixelated porn
[+14] u/ConclusionEven6917: Gotta love the market bounce on escalation news. Think the market is so conditioned to expect a TACO that everyone preempts the move thinking that he’ll cause a massive spike in price. Funny enough, in the days when Trump went quite is when the market actually started to move with semis crashing since people now actually had a chance to review the performance of the stocks rather than wait for his announcements.
[+12] u/trust_it_bb: If you’re not making 200k for the sole purpose of putting it all on a weekly play so you can post it here and gain 1000 upvotes then what the fuck is it even about?
[+12] u/YoDooley: I was down $21k overnight, finished up $15.8k on the day.
I have no idea what I’m doing. Just vibes
[+11] u/monologue_adventure: Time for Korean regards to shine
[+11] u/SteakEater137: In retard WSB language:
Buls r fuk
Bers r fuk
Crabs are King
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #War is back: SPY -0.3%
#War canceled: SPY +3.5%
#Every single time LMAO🤌
[+11] u/BearContra: Black Thursday tomorrow with SPY and QQQ dumping 4-5% each. Oil is going to go up 15% overnight
[+10] u/GullibleAd2447: How come NBIS up 11%, SNDK up 5%...
and MU only.. + 1%?
[+10] u/JakeColorCarton: Missiles landing just a minute after market close how convenient
[+10] u/OrganicSong2660: Rip to the bozos that sold at a loss
[+10] u/hioman01: If KOSPI is up 10% tonight, I will listen to one BTS song
[+10] u/Pete26l96: Lost $81K on SPY puts today 😒
[+9] u/Unusual-Lie8889: KOSPI you muthafuckas please just pump for us
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Let me guess. Yall loaded up pootz for tomorrow 🤣
[+9] u/Optimal-Bad2871: loaded puts for tomorrow, excited to be poor
[+9] u/Character_Set3454: Just need a quick 10x on my port, then all it is is another short 10x and a quick lil cutesy 10x and I retire on my own island and live a quiet life of shitposting on the internet and practising my rich guy laugh "Heugh💸 Heugh💸 Heugh💸" and DiCaprio face.
Simple plan. All in the execution.
[+9] u/Sick0h: Sells calls: market goes up 5% a week over and over and over
Buy calls: market goes to sleep
[+9] u/jetpilot6969: Maybe calls on the close was a dumb idea lol
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Puts on Turbotax next year when they have to somehow process the 832 million trades I’ve made since PDT went away.
[+8] u/Sick0h: SPY went from 630 to 745 in 6 weeks and has since then traded sideways for 6 weeks.
[+8] u/kev0795: Don’t know why we pumping but I’m good with it baby 🚀
[+8] u/TheSauce69: So many retards got baited into puts today, we're gapping up overnight
[+8] u/goldenlamp: Inshallah 🥭 pumps the markets before the weekend
[+8] u/SpaceXBear: More explosions in Iran right now
[+8] u/Optimal-Bad2871: SPY 720 tomorrow and i promise i wont gamble options for a month
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Was more than 12.5k down at one point
Ended green by 2.5k. Am grateful. Am sure some of you made bigger recoveries. Congrats!
[+8] u/MeeseShoop: Where’s that guy who put his life savings into spacex at 211
[+8] u/Illustrious-Ad-8103: Koreans I’m going to need you to do something different tonight, pump that shit 10% you regards. We gave you green give it back to us
[+8] u/kdestroyer1: Korea better pump tonight I'm jacked to the tits with DRAM calls
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: Iran: If we are struck again, we'll re-close the strait
US: aiight bet
[+8] u/KarlLachsfeld: lmao
NO MORE WEEKEND WARS!
OVERNIGHT WARS ARE IN!
[+8] u/Educational_List_390: Iran is 100% closing the strait by eow
[+8] u/justlosinmoney: Can they just strike Iran hard enough to actually end this or give Iran what they want who fucking cares stop causing more chaos over nothing
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: War is only on after hours. This shit is comical.
[+7] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Managed to break even today. I feel like Warren Buffett
[+7] u/yayaya888: Step 1. Don’t be a greedy pig
Step 2. Will report back when I’ve made it this far
[+7] u/Imaginary_Tear_2328: Anyone hold 0dte puts they bought at pump and glue to screen hoping dump but never did ?
[+7] u/wattap: the kospi hitting a circuit breaker tonight is too obvious so that means it will actually rip and yes im serious
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: 🥭 means business. Switched it up from waiting until the futures market closes to bombing before the futures market closes. Had to catch Iran off guard.
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Sold all my calls before close, holding SPY 743p for tomorrow
WITNESS ME
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: BERs are sooooooooooooo fucked😭🤌😭🤌😭🤌😭🤌😭🤌😭🤌😭
[+7] u/Whodoyousee: 🥭won the war again and again
[+7] u/Historical-Half-5377: The best thing I ever did was to stop trading options options and only trade shares instead of
[+7] u/patmccock86: Now that the markets are closed, orange is going to play Battleship for the night.
[+7] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Down 100k the last month but recovered 10k today!!! Winning!
[+7] u/River_Sandhu: Wars back on because 🥭 mad FIFA won’t reinstate USA in the WC
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: From weekend war to after hours war
[+7] u/VannevarKush: They call it DRAM because if you are invested in it, you will want to take dramamine
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Well that’s another blown port. How well does door dash pay? I need to fund my gambling addiction/option port and I vowed to never touch my stock only port for options money which I am atleast proud to say I’ve keep to doing so.
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: Trump is such a fucking bitch for waiting until market close to strike Iran. Let this bitch fall. It’ll go back up. I just want to make money FFS.
[+6] u/Comfortable_Thing611: The AI bubble will never pop because if it does all the gamers and gooners will win. Do you really think they are going to let that happen again like back in 2000?
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Micron selling off while Sandisk sky rocket after maket. Wtf
[+6] u/3500theprice: Bought 747 calls expiring tomorrow. Just don’t see a strong ber case
[+6] u/jamieperkins9999: Im so bored of hearing about AI. I want the bubble to burst just so we can move on to something else.
[+6] u/riverpirate2: NBIS is lowkey going right back to 280
[+6] u/UncouthMarvin: The ghost of Kyiv will resurface in Iran's airspace. I am not uncertain.
[+6] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 just keeps striking the same targets over and over again lol
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Wtf, after market selling out everything. So KOREA will sell us off AGAIN!!!
[+6] u/Visua1Mod: Turns out we still don’t care about Iran. Probably not a real country.
[+6] u/g1ven2fly: Lots of reports of explosions again in southern Iran.
[+6] u/bigfan49: Loaded up on RKLB, I pledge to not sell till next year
[+6] u/Informal_Bench_7219: Do we think Koreans will pump memory tonight?
[+6] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: MM wanted cheap puts for the -10% tomorrow
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: I have already seen this movie! 🥭 will say strikes are canceled and spy will go up 2%🤌
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Please Lord crash this market and punish these evil sinners, and let me profit on and from their evil sinning ways
Thank you
Love - Unhappy
[+6] u/No-Magazine-4717: In the casino, we all fam
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: Market closed 29 minutes ago?
CENTCOM YOU ARE GO AHEAD FOR BOMBING.
Lmao at this time line what the fuck
[+6] u/Sick0h: Funny how they say retail is the dumb ones, but if they left us to our own devices the market would trade at a 16000x forward P/E and we’d all be rich. So who is really the dumb ones hmmmm?
[+6] u/mikebones: thank you for your liquidity contribution today
[+6] u/nebula504: Crazy how news of war only benefits bulls, we attack Iran and most bers get is -0.5% and fake peace deal market pumps 3%
[+6] u/Ble_h: Déjà vu. We’re going to bomb them, they are going to retaliate, TACO will say we’re having a meeting, no meeting happens and we repeat this again next week.
[+6] u/organicMango_: NBIS +10%, me happy, everybody happy.
[+6] u/wattap: NOURNEWS: IRANIAN ARMED FORCES LAUNCHING MASSIVE ATTACK ON U.S. MILITARY BASES IN THE REGION SHORTLY
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: TACO ain't gonna TACO this time.
calls on massive regional US-Iran war and mysterious black swan events.
[+6] u/EvilShadow80: My nights were peaceful til you tards told me about KOSPI
[+6] u/Unusual-Lie8889: MU dont be shy now. Be brave and handsome like gigachad SANDISK
[+6] u/LopsideLeg: MU is just a fat chud next to young virile SNDK chad and I'm not afraid to say it.
[+6] u/YTLupo: SOME OF YOU ARE ALL RIGHT.
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: That was SUPER fucking boring. All-day snoozefest into most boring close of all time. I've seen more movement at a triathlon for quadriplegics
[+5] u/boose36: I could really use a taco rn
[+5] u/likefenixx: Nvidia 215 by open tomorrow
[+5] u/Informal_Bench_7219: This is your time to shine Koreans ✨
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: DOWN -26% THIS MORNING
UP +7% BY CLOSE
LOL THIS MARKETS REGARDED
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Lets go SNDK pump 600 more so these memory bulls can break even🤣
[+5] u/YouJellyz: Did you fall for the Iran war news?
[+5] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: Nvda took all my put gain.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Don't worry lads, the koreans will "fix" the memory situation tonight.
[+5] u/Whole_Tea_4383: GOD I LOVE THE THRILL OF HOLDING SANDISK OH MY
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: went full margin SNDK on Monday and felt stupid for a whole 2 hours
[+5] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: i love how US always hides the fact they launched more attacks until after the market closes to screw over retail investors
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Okay, now show us the losses 🐻🤌
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Buy every single dip on NVDA until it gets to $240
[+5] u/nordik1: SANDISK BROS WE ARE BACK
[+5] u/vroomvroomcars: I need a humble 6% for tomorrow 😔
[+5] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Oil up? War is back? Be irrational and buy calls! Lesson learned ✅️
[+5] u/Czyzzle: If you didn't load puts at close I don't know what to tell you
[+5] u/Specific-Path3179: what are the chances SNDK keeps going up
[+5] u/Illustrious-Low4128: After hours war: happening
Tomorrow: red
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: If tonight back to the stone ages, pump. If tomorrow taco, pump.
[+5] u/Unlucky_Goat_1678: Why would anyone buy puts into close? As you clearly saw, market doesn’t care about war anymore
[+5] u/Rnb42069: SNDK 1% down after hours, MU 1% down after hours
SNDK 7% up in the day, MU 1% up in the day
😡
[+5] u/hayleybts: Even after V today, lost -21k today. It did recover quite a bit but still damage.
I need GREEN 💚 🟩 tmrw
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Why US, Korea and Japan markets are tanking suddenly???
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: All the moves happen when the market is closed LMFAO
[+5] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: i guess we dumping after hours
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Big Beautiful Bombs
Both on Iranian ports and on my port.
[+5] u/BearContra: No worries bols - Barak Ravid and Axios has draft statements ready to be released before market open tomorrow. Nobody cares about after hours anyways
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: If we keep going down at this rate after hours, SPY will be down 7% at open tomorrow
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: I'm only down 7% today which is really good for me 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: Man I used to love McDonald's but ever since I got COVID in 2021 it just tastes like nothing. I think 'rona permanently dicked my taste buds. I got a double quarter pounder today after a long ass time and still it tastes like... nothing? It's very weird.
[+5] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: Missed the last 10 minute zoom window bc coworker was talking to me fuck
[+5] u/VariationAgreeable29: SPCX just bleeding out
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: I just want you to know that if I’m not shitposting here tomorrow all morning, I fucked up.
[+5] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: I let my options expire worthless like a man
[+5] u/Pete26l96: I just shoulder pressed the 30lb dumbbells for 6 reps at my gym, I'm 6'4 270 lbs 35 yo. How long u think before i can hit the 50s, been training 3 month
[+5] u/puts_every_day: They waited after it closes to dump it 😭😭
[+5] u/bigfan49: Gave a homeless guy some original lays and he gave them back
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: >At the direction of the Commander in Chief, U.S. Central Command forces have started conducting additional strikes against Iran to further degrade their ability to threaten freedom of navigation in the Strait of Hormuz. The United States is holding Iran accountable for recent unjustified aggression against commercial shipping and civilian crews freely navigating a vital international waterway.
[+5] u/EasyBoard9971: taco by friday afternoon
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: My boomer mom talking about Claude and Gemini like they’re her best friends…. calls it is
[+5] u/nebula504: Mango is going to cancel the attacks to pump the market isn’t he?
[+5] u/LaHhxL: So we firing missiles at the Islamic Republic of Japan now?
[+5] u/Ok-Yesterday4181: I talked to Donald. He said Friday taco
[+5] u/weeemoo: Haven’t liked let alone engaged with any right-wing memes on Instagram and yet… they continue to be fed to me
Why am I being recommended posts from “gulagthelibs3”? I know the answer is right-wing media oligarchs but still
[+5] u/MalfeasantSeven: I’ll just pretend this Wendy’s dumpster is my beach house!
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: He sold his puts and switched to calls?
BOMB IRAN
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: Looks like I am cooked chat.
[+5] u/ramiN00dles: We're doing strikes... we're not doing strikes
We're doing strikes... we're not doing strikes
We're doing strikes... we're not doing strikes
Market closes... we're doing strikes
[+5] u/RjBloxks: Bers you miserable little shit stains let us pump
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: I lost so much money since the war stopped.
[+5] u/suizman: Donnie, I’m tired but not of winning
[+5] u/SteakEater137: Can these retards just say the Strait is closed forever so the economy can actually adjust and move on? Yeah there'll be a short term shock in the market but for fucks sake dragging it out like this is just making it worse and worse.
[+5] u/teh_herper: Micron shitting itself, and it ain't even near kospi premarket, let us pray...
[+33] u/Dude_HaHa: # ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN.
# Bill KOSPI will be bringing his partner NIKKEI Minaj to accelerate the circuit breakers tonight.
[+23] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: The Islamic Republic of My Portfolio has been getting bombed incessantly
[+18] u/Independent_Ad1086: Korea just announced retaliatory strikes on open
[+16] u/BeltRevolutionary264: BREAKING: PAKISTAN REPORTS THAT AXIOS REPORTS THAT THE DRAFT OF MOU 2.0 IS ALMOST DONE AND THAT WORLD PEACE WILL SOON BE UPON US
[+16] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Open the Straight of Tamagachi you fucking bastards!!
[+15] u/noobletato: I'm holding overnight puts so KOSPI will megapump for sure. You're welcome bulls
[+15] u/jraiv420: Surely the Koreans won't panic sell tonight again
[+15] u/LasyKuuga: Why would the Islamic Republic of Japan do this to us 😔
[+13] u/Molten-Helldiver: Who else thinks Israel has been attacking these ships all along to goad US to attack Iran?
[+13] u/Warmake: Funny how extended hours this month represents reality and intraday is algos and MMs just doing their best to destroy options.
[+12] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: After this shit is all done, we should all collectively push our clocks and calendars back to before harambe was murdered and start 2016 all over again. Nothing of value will be lost.
[+12] u/Evander85: Did we V all the way back just to dump in AHs again
[+12] u/Midpoint60: There is a drone hovering outside my window.
[+11] u/TheNicestRedditor: Lmfao dropping bombs at 4:16 gtfoh
[+11] u/jyohnyb: Do you think iran likes us
[+11] u/Wall_St_Bussy: **MSFT GOING PARABOLIC**
Sorry just practicing for my polygraph test tomorrow
[+11] u/ebitdasga: Can Kospi just not dump one night or is that asking too much from the Koreans?
[+10] u/infinitewaters107: I was sitting at a subway today on my lunch break.
This guy who sounded legitimately autistic came up to my table and asked me if I had a nickel. I told him no, he came back 2 minutes later and said “I formally accept your apology.”
Which one of you was it lmao.
[+10] u/DipSniper69: if KOSPI is demon dick red again. I request you Ameritards to Invade South Korea. our Europoor army consists of 2 tanks and 1 jet made out of cardboard.
[+10] u/Deep_Calls_007: Lmao, today federal judge ordered 🥭 to pay his rape victim 5 mil. Is that why bombs are flying?
[+10] u/RolandHinkebein: Inshallah, puts on the Islamic Republic on Japan 🇯🇵☪️🕋
[+10] u/Wall_St_Bussy: “Support local businesses” AKA pay 250% more for shittier products
[+10] u/Substantial_Limit213: "BREAKING: Iran will launch a "massive" attack on US military bases in the region shortly, per Nour News."
We're fucked tonight unless Korea saves us.
[+9] u/Xzlk: What if we just banned selling
[+9] u/RJ5R: "CENTCOM just reported that more new strikes are occurring against Iranian targets to keep the Strait open".
.... that was open before we attacked Iran which they then closed because we attacked them but we said we're the ones who closed it with the blockade in retaliation for them closing it but according to the SecDef it's always been open except for Iran shooting at ships.
[+9] u/OneJellyfish5980: Hey guys I'm retired from gambling
[+9] u/OneJellyfish5980: My final gamble was a 729 spy put with the change I left over, hopefully it gives me a couple hundred bucks for the road, I'm so sick of fucking gambling
[+9] u/Tomieez: Thanks for the multi-billion dollar efforts to achieve something that was already done deal before the efforts
[+9] u/MasterSargeYT: MU PUMP JUST ONE LAST TIME
[+9] u/kim82352: > Trump: "We had 111 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
[+9] u/NewLifeInAfghanistan: If you count your home value in your net worth, you are POOR
[+9] u/drakilian: BREAKING: US military fire on Iran over the past week had accidentally been redirected to Samsung headquarters in South Korea, directly impacting the memory sector.
Officials apologized for the mixup.
[+9] u/gregory601: Finally, I don't have to buy rope anymore, I can buy a gun.
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Downvote if you're kinda garbage
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **ATTENTION**: DISTURBING LEVELS OF BER ACTIVITY HERE, HAZMAT SUIT IS RECOMMEND UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
[+8] u/SergeantThreat: I don’t why 🥭 waits until markets close to bomb. Clearly the market doesn’t give a shit either way
[+8] u/puffinnbluffin: Msft is red again, the world is healing
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine giving up after 3 blown up accounts
What if the the fourth try you ride up to a $1,000,000?
Imagine
[+8] u/alexnew655: This cuck is making billions and has like 2 years left of life left, but insists on spending his time fucking the US into oblivion and not chilling on a private island and drinking mojitos until is heart gives out. I kinda have to respect it.
[+8] u/FinePerformance1046: I need a less expensive hobby man
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: The only SaaS stocks that are doing well is cybersecurity like Crowdstrike because you need to protect your sex robot from hackers.
You don't need a fucking CRM from Salesforce when you're busy fucking your sex robot all day & night
[+8] u/Kindled808: Green as shit tomorrow (oh god please)
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Send the tweet, Mr. Barak "Hussein" Ravid
[+7] u/Ok_Location7677: Watch for Iran to close the Bob al mandeb strait with the Houthis as proxy. They still haven’t played that card. Markets will be down 15-20% when both straits are closed together.
[+7] u/trsx5: You mean that guy from the apprentice isn’t good with international diplomacy?
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: this guy literally was saying we are more bullish than we ever been and then proceeded to start the war back up
fuck you and fuck everyone with you
[+7] u/Spay_Sex: Mango had to switch back to the old Air Force One for his trip back to the US. Rumors are Intelligence came across some information that the new Qatar plane might not be as secure as they thought.
[+7] u/EducationalCicada: Lol, headlines be like "ceasefire in jeopardy" as stuff is literally blowing up.
The entire world is conspiring to protect bols' ports.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I no longer care about the price of oil because my fat ass works home all day and I don't go outside because I have no friends 🥺
[+7] u/Foreigntragedy: Breaking news: Michael Saylor files for bankruptcy as mstr gets delisted from Nasdaq
[+7] u/ButtholeAnalogy: All we need is a KOSPI circuit breaker and that will pop the bubble
[+7] u/Snoo-36555: What the fuck is a pe ratio
[+7] u/Substantial_Limit213: Holy shit Trump just tweeted Iran bombing videos on Truth social.
My calls are fucked tomorrow aren't they.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Meta "excess compute capacity" Platforms has begun construction of its first data center in Canada, a 1-gigawatt facility in Sturgeon County, Alberta, as the company expands its infrastructure to support artificial intelligence and other technology services.
[+7] u/Iunatic: First day in the stock market I see
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: How the fuck is Apple up 49% in a year for barely growing revenue and being 10 miles behind in the AI race?
[+6] u/e30jawn: "Just shaking out weak hands" he wishpers to himself as his account ticks down from -90% to -95%
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: How can I be less miserable given in this market
Truly shit
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Market was way better to trade two years ago
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: noooo, we're heading back into a Barak Ravid headline market aren't we? 😔
[+6] u/OneJellyfish5980: Why the FUCK do I trade SPY. I'm done gambling today
[+6] u/drkgla: Its called Standard & **POORS** for a reason
[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Margaret Qualley dumped her husband.
I've got a chance boys!
[+6] u/Frosty1397: Damn, German girls are hot
Might need to give up my degen ways and move here
[+6] u/_Netgirth: Poor, poor bers.. donate here -> https://americanbearfoundation.org/
[+6] u/infinitewaters107: Schrödinger’s ceasefire.
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: so what time are the missile strikes on japan
[+6] u/csklmf: I bet next week will get super green bullish again. Can't bet against tech earning.
[+6] u/aa73gc: Pour one out for the crypto bros. They thought they were in the midst of a recovery pump only to get rugged. Luckily the president is a big crypto guy
[+6] u/FGoobs: Open the Strait, you crazy 🇯🇵 bastards!
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Look ima be real here. Korea bros may be fucking up Kospi but their latest Netflix series are fire
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: Nvidia's valuation is at 2019 levels
If Jensen wants the stock to go higher, then he needs to acquire Micron and/or SanDisk
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Like watching paint dry. Pick a direction holy fuck
[+6] u/andytobbles: Don’t you guys hate it when your baby momma is telling you to get a real job. Mf this is the best job you could have, you could be broke or a multi millionaire over the course of 1 year.
Always going on about how I havnt seen the baby in 3 months, he’s only 3 months old Jesus I got his whole life
[+6] u/No_Current3675: new cease fire by friday
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m holding $120k in MUU, DRAM and SNXX
How fucked am i
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: SpaceXAI launches Grok 4.5 with focus on token efficiency
is an Opus-class model, but faster, more token-efficient and lower cost," Musk posted on X on Wednesday.
Teenage boys will be more excited than ever to create AI slop & inappropriate images of girls at their school
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Lol this was prob one of the more chill days. GGs
[+5] u/BFox1982: She's a 10, but she's still posting in the daily thread. 🚩🚩🚩
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: Market has never been more trustworthy, reliable, and honorable.
[+5] u/rand_walking_charts: That’s hilarious 😂 you know Amerifats 🫵🤡
[+5] u/the_prophetor_1: Markets closed, bombs away
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Us centcom is attacking inside the strait of hormussy
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: I SWEAR TO GOD MSFT WAS THE WORST FUCKING INVESTMENT I EVER MADE FUCK MAN
[+5] u/trumpdiego: He called you SCUM, I heard it, you heard it, we all heard it.
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Loaded spacetard calls today, and man, I don’t know about that.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: they're just gonna tweet "the operation is complete" in an hour or w/e
[+5] u/Such_Coin: Iran has probably figured out we only bomb when the market is closed...
[+5] u/OwnTheThrone: Spy to 735 tmrw. Tesla to 420.
[+5] u/xeemyy: I feel blessed to experience this clown market and daily 🥭 shitshow
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Looks like he took out the power plants,
BRIDGE AND POWER DAY IS HERE
[+5] u/Sea_Local2557: isn't anyone concerned that the us and iran are shooting each other? iran might close the strait, it will be a disaster
also, why is it so hot at the end of February?
[+5] u/Xzlk: Turns out 2 weeks expiration isn’t a leap🥀🥀🥀
[+5] u/patelchief90: anyone feel like they are stuck trying to decide what to trade even for $100 profit lol? seriously wtf
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: tf is boy dinner diaries i thought thats what this place was for
[+5] u/music_is_gud: 10 more days like this and I'll breakeven to -90% YTD
[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: Making my way downtown walking fast
[+5] u/mneymaker: Seeing today’s QQQ and semis action compared to spy and non tech is a sign we might live a boomin July
If tomorrow we recover fast it’s pretty much over for all of the war loving bears
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: cant go wrong with a classic beans with rice
[+5] u/Successful_Car1670: I’ll keep buying puts because I don’t care.
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: This is fun!
We're having a good time 🌃
[+5] u/Worldly-Pair3164: I was up about 1500% this year thanks to a single trade after 46 of 47 days. On expiration day it collapsed to zero and took my port with it. Now trading with crumbs and fighting my way back. I basically watched a new truck vaporize in 3 seconds.
[+5] u/Aggressive_Pen_6540: Honestly this all too stressful I’ve pulled out all my pubes since yesterday
[+5] u/killainvest: So after today’s Iran news and the fed minutes there is nothing to be afraid of. Pump tomorrow
[+5] u/Cultural-Gate1583: So last week everyone shat themselves after meta news, that they will start selling their excess computing capacity. Todays news that they are expanding and building data center in Canada for 9 bilions and what no pump? What is wrong with you people
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: give us one of those greasy 2% pumps for no reason tomorrow my shrek lorde
[+5] u/Acrobatic-Pop-7986: I fell for the ceasefire this time, dammit.
I’ll be holdin bags with the rest of the crew💪🏼👍🏼
[+5] u/leestowncat: Shorting space x is easy money
[+5] u/goofy-boots: losing weight is as easy as learning how to cope with being hungry all day, for months, that's all /s
[+5] u/kim82352: > The MoU was literally less than 3 pages and it seems that Americans either didn’t read it or can’t understand it.
[+5] u/C0up7: I bought the dip of the dip of the dip that dipped even more after the previous dip. Please no more dips.
[+5] u/w8w8dont: This is feeling like a +10% day for the KOSPI
[+5] u/FartPolluter: fucking deluded memory bois in the chat
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: This part of the market best describes boots on the ground part of a war. It’s a real battle ground out here and we aren’t going anywhere.
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Iran, just give up you gonna lose the again for the 42069th time. According to 🥭
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: MY FIRST GREEN DAY IN TWO WEEKS AND I'M FUCKING FLYING EAT SHIT YOU STUPID FUCKING BEARS FUCK YOU I WIN YOU LOSE FUCKING RETARD LOSERS
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: What are the odds that Koreans dump again
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Chat how many times can we declare war for the same war 🤔
[+5] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I have 69 open positions,
all of them screwed 🤌🏻
[+5] u/johns2289: “ok market’s closed? you sure? ok SELL EVERYTHING WE’RE DYING AHHH!!!”
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: SanDICKS staying true to its name, massive green dildos into close
[+5] u/ateranol: Anyone here playing WD-40 earnings?
[+5] u/OnYourHonor: Probably moving back in with my parents. I hope there's room in the crypt.
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: https://trumpstruth.org/
This way you get brain damage without ads
[+5] u/Foggy_OG: Good luck with that one lil fella
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Saw someone say 360k loss guy posted something in s\*\*cidewatch?
Jeez man, hope he pulls through
[+11] u/SetRestart: You can see why Warren Buffett called it quits on this shit
[+11] u/SetRestart: Netanyahu: *"Ceasefire is over Orange Boy"*
🥭: *"but the market is already bleeding"*
Netanyahu: *"I said ceasefire is ceased"*
🥭: *"yes daddy, launching missiles now"*
[+11] u/AcademicStandard3701: Tonight the ai bubble pops for the 20th time 😭
[+10] u/Sagenitis: is AI porn better then normal porn? No? then we have room to grow. BULLISH ON DRAM AND MU
[+10] u/abroadbroadband: I don't even care anymore
✋😔🤚
[+10] u/FuckleUp: Buying SPCX calls is peak tard 😂
I have Friday calls
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: The ceasefire with Iran has “temporarily ceased” -US official to CNN
# HE DID THE MEME
[+9] u/AbjectProcedure3589: sold my calls yesterday for an 80% loss, then bought a bunch of puts and now at a 50% loss on those. I plan on watching that go positive tomorrow, then not selling cause I think its going to moon, and eventually close the position out in a few days for a 90% loss.
[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Marriage kids mortgages cars dont do any of that shit youll regret it all
[+9] u/SetRestart: What's the bet we find out the ceasefire was stopped because Isreal couldn't help themselves but to attack again?
[+9] u/Equal_Assistant2897: Does Iran have a stock market? How about we let them invest in ours for peace
[+9] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Thanks guys, I come to WSB for the finest in world news reporting 🫡
[+9] u/tika_dengu: I am renting out my unused 96gb DDR5 RAM. Please subscribe to my IPO.
[+9] u/Dongkey_kong: KOSPI gonna rip tonight. I can feel it in my bones
[+9] u/SetRestart: 🥭: *"if they attack again we are gonna hit them with advanced military weaponry technology that has never been seen before that will end their whole bloodline and wipe out civilisations 900 years into the future so powerful it'll be seen from 2 gazillion light years away by green space men"*
*Continues to use PGMs...*
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: I may have lost $6,000 since last Monday but I’m up $150 today
[+8] u/kerrykingzgo-T: All this recent loss porn is very bullish. Retail is being drained while the street gets lower and lower entries. Bull market incoming.
[+8] u/MakeResonableChoices: These daily swings are cool for scalping small wins 🤷🏻♂️
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Haven’t made jack shit the past month im fucking pissed
[+7] u/hylian_prince: The Islamic Republic of Sandisk vows to get back to 2300
[+7] u/fightoraccept: Lol 🥭 posting bombing videos on truth. This should be a fun open 🎲
[+7] u/ImpossibleForm: I HELD MY SPY 745P FOR TOMORROW IDGAF I JUST WANT LIFE CHANGING MONEY SO I CAN STOP TOILING IN CORPORATE AMERICA AND GO LIVE ON A FUCKING RANCH SOMEWHERE
[+7] u/i_simp_f: I heard there was once a woman in this sub
[+7] u/Illimited_Esoterica: Iran says they're going to play ball and strike back. Yayyy
[+7] u/R8_M3_SXC: I want to drop 100k in RKLB so badly
[+6] u/SetRestart: I'm over BTC edging us with its death, just die already to piece of shit
[+6] u/SetRestart: Wars on Wars off isn't even moving the market anymore 🥭 gotta get more creative, send attack drones into Korea
[+6] u/guccioli: Dudes will watch marvel movies but won’t marvel at their girls beauty
[+6] u/guccioli: I think hostility and misinformation has finally overcome the useful parts of the internet. Let’s turn it off and start over
[+6] u/WorldlyWar2143: Any felons in here? Looking for some advice man, feeling really down about life lately over this old felony of mine. Not quite sure where my purpose lies or what to do with my life.
Im young, so I guess chalk it up to youthful drama and bullshit but, idk mane, I've spent my whole life taking care of people I never even had a chance to think of where I wanted to end up.
Now the peace and quiet really bothers me. Can't even join the army ffs
[+6] u/Dakhnas: Freak the fuck out and buy everything!
[+6] u/Pikminmania2: $70 left… what do I yolo into
[+6] u/Vlisa: I can not in good faith buy MU when r/valueinvesting is so bullish on it 😔
[+6] u/nyse25: group suicide begins in 3....
[+6] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Imagine being a rivn bagholder.
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Mitch McConnell just pulled the plug on Joe Rogan
RIP 😔
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: My office has officially hired too many people. There’s no where I can work in peace anymore there’s always someone who wants to talk and I really enjoy my alone time
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: writing myself off 🫡 for tax write-off
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: ever get drunk and embarrass yourself at a karaoke?
[+6] u/Thebaxxxx: Having a chick hold it while you pee is a requirement
[+5] u/GenesGeniesJeans: “sex gifs” - Dean Norris
[+5] u/Ambitious_Question15: After today no money for moves
[+5] u/Sufficient-Skill9530: New US/Israel strikes and China quietly announced they are restarting their refining/oil imports! Oil is going to moon! Yikes!
[+5] u/miata_only: > BREAKING: CURVE BALL FOR US AS IRAN REFUSES TO BEND IN ROW OVER STRAIT
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Lot of threats, peace deal tonight it is
[+5] u/Ozqi: Zuck to build a $10,000,000,000 data center in Canada.
“Excess compute” he said and dropped $SNDK by 25%. Wonder if he shorted $MU and $SNDK before making his announcement.
[+5] u/whitepug: These are PEACE strikes worry not!
[+5] u/SunaF2: Does the dump continue or halt wtf is going on
[+5] u/SpareSupermarket1708: I hope everybody understood what DJT told us and used today's opportunity to derisk.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Oil is not done yet. Donny has completely dropped the act since July 4th is now over. Plus Iran putting massive flags and posters and chanting death to 🥭 you know it’s personal for him now
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: I BOUGHT THAT SPACEX DIP
[+5] u/menaceblanka: Breaking: US just bombed Iran atm
[+5] u/Spac55: $SPY $QQQ strong Q2-earnings coming.
This Iran war is almost feels like Ukraine war, market digest and move on.
$MU got $42 Billion revenue. Means $165 Billion annual revenue rate for $MU
$SNDK $WDC $STX $ASML $AMAT $TSM $NVDA $LRCX $ARM $SMH $QQQ $SPY
AI never going away
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Is $45 Panera dinner bearish or bullish
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Time to leave this cursed place for the day
[+5] u/fish_: i may be liquidated but i still have spirit
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: I may not be a top 1% commenter, but I am definitely a top 1% retard
[+5] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: Vote now: milfs or femboys
[+5] u/EasternAssistance907: MSFT: More Selling, Forget Tendies
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: Kospi gonna make bol tail soup tonight
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Day 40 of the market just buying and selling the same levels
FUCK THIS
[+5] u/Evatend: It’s always puts isn’t it lol. We’ll see tommrow
[+5] u/urahozer: I ended green today with calls I bought yesterday. That alone tells you how regarded both me and the markets are.
[+5] u/Guacamole54321: Who's joining the oil pump and dumps?
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Every time Msft does layoffs the stock drops enough to wipe out any money saved. It's like a dividend 🤣
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: AI is not dead until NBIS goes to 0
[+5] u/elitepilot09: Well said. I dont see this thing going to 110s or 120s. This thing is completely juiced out as far as red days go - just look at the last 10-15 days.
[+5] u/SetRestart: You are no longer investing, you are a random Koreans liquidity
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Isn't all milk breast milk?
[+27] u/Independent-Eye9513: Hey guys the dude who lost 350k yesterday is really going through it. Please go try to show him some support and help him work through this tough time.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/s/vxpPNZ4ryB
[+19] u/alexh22_: Trump before the market open tomorrow:
"At the request of the highly respected Emir of Qatar and the Pakistan Prime Minister, I have agreed to TEMPORARILY halt our planned military strike against Iran. We are giving peace a chance! High-level talks will be held very soon to see if they are truly serious. Iran must stop the terror and respect international law, or the consequences will be like nothing they have ever seen before! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER"
[+14] u/BeepBoopDep: Imagine being a top commenter lmao. Touch grass nerds.
[+14] u/Throwingdartsmouth: In the beginning stages of a divorce. Wife filed for a bogus order of protection, alleging that I'm some kind of threat to her. Went before the judge today and presented our respective evidence for and against the claim. Ended with the judge chastising her for making things up and not putting the child's interest before her own. He literally said the words, "shame on you," to my soon-to-be ex-wife.
Yeah, I made some money in the market today, but this was the real win.
[+13] u/GlobalResolution77: Hynix and Samsung pumping pre-market
[+12] u/T__i__m__: I'm calling bullshit on orbital data centers. What a crock of malarkey.
[+12] u/10BaggersDaily: Koreans gonna pump this like your highschool gym teacher pumped you
[+11] u/iamjt: Let's go semis. One last regard pump and hopefully pull the market along
[+10] u/eternalfailsafe: Cooking potatoes right now. Just potatoes. :(
[+10] u/widerdog: im gonna make bad financial decisions tomorrow
[+9] u/orsomeshitidk: Nothing pisses a boomer off like zipper merging lmao
other than brown people and blue haired women, i guess
[+9] u/violet_evergarden8: If my wife can work 2 jobs I can just retire
[+9] u/Rosebunse: You know, when I heard people on the carnivore diet were eating mkre butter, I figure they were just making delicious sauces and trying to be more like Jula Child, who famously loved butter as an ingredient.
Instead, I find out they're just eating raw butter.
[+9] u/Mr-Lungu: I just spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell. He said fuk your puts
[+8] u/EnginrA: I think I ate some bad seafood, I’m on the bowl and things are not going well to put it mildly
[+8] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: U.S. official reveals the ceasefire with Iran “has at least temporarily ceased” — CNN"
A Ceasefire on a Ceasefire?! Lol
[+8] u/Mysterious-Device-53: MU just a regular ass stock now
Just blending in the crowd, like Waldo
LMAO
[+8] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Can you read this comment ok, I’m typing in Linux
[+7] u/Snowman33001: The nice thing about being single is no one can cheat on you.
[+7] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: >Trump claims Iran called him asking to make a deal after repeated US strikes
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: mango continuously posting bombing videos wtf
[+7] u/JudgmentCharming355: The Nasdaq is up 33% and S&P 22% over the last year. If you're below those numbers, congrats you just proved the Efficient Market Hypothesis.
If you're above them, you're just a degenerate gambler. See you below the next year
[+7] u/cripky: I am once gain never trading SPY 0DTEs
[+7] u/Competitive-Elk9326: How Fidelity sees me: ✍️🧠👨🔬🧮
How Robinhood sees me: 📈📈📈📈🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Lost $10k past month, gained $300 today, LET'S GOOO THERE'S HOPE FOR MY PORT YET!
[+7] u/CharmingSoil: Talks already going well again
[+6] u/thehellboundfratboy: I’m -25% on my RING. That was the stupidest fucking investment idea ever.
[+6] u/FOMO_Gains: Mark Zuckerberg slowly transforming into Andy Dick
[+6] u/very-social-autist: Corn on its deathbed
[+6] u/vermilli21: I’m half cash half stock and half options going into next week
[+6] u/definatelynotme321: If the Koreans fuck up tonight I’m Gna be pissed
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: You can have a little green dildo, as a treat
[+6] u/rocier: can i get some of that endless euphoria agaig plz
[+6] u/laddie78: Trump: We're going to hit Iran like they've never been hit before
Iran: We're going to strike 57 US bases in the region
Oil futures: ------------
[+6] u/Diguojigood: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-07-08/sk-hynix-us-offering-is-more-than-seven-times-oversubscribed?embedded-checkout=true
Over 7 times oversubscribed. Grab RAM while still cheap
[+6] u/Noticeably98: Managed to lose thousands in my Robinhood account but today it officially went from one figure to two 🎉
[+5] u/zZ1ggY: I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
[+5] u/1-gp: Lerry Fynk said Mamdani is pushing business away from NYC.. ok fair..
Then Fink said in order for AI to work, we need the bulk of America to start investing their 401ks into data centers.
Are billionaires this retarded
[+5] u/Cav829: Every time I see HUT on the biggest movers list I am like “why is Pizza Hut doing so well?”
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Sometimes I wish I was gay, women really give me depression 😢
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Just got off the phone with my buddy in Korea. Hes taking out a second mortgage to buy more leveraged ETFs during “the dip”
[+5] u/cryptohorn: 🥭 hates Spain because he thinks they're European Mexicans
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: No better feeling than being tired and then laying in your bed
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *The PE guys are about to gobble up some serious chunks of 401K's and IRA's with all this trillion dollar circular financing. Average Joe retail gonna get left holding the bag and fukt bigly.*
[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: Korea pre market is a bit dumpy but still green . We pump so they can dump
[+5] u/bublythewater: Koreatards already dumping their pre market gains
[+5] u/winston511: If you want a current example of the bot echo chamber taking over go to the dune 3 trailer on YouTube and every other comment is a variation of “it’s a miracle we got a trilogy of this quality in 5 yrs”
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tart891: I trade like "there's no way they see this" and left with "dang they did see it.."
[+5] u/Exotic_Gate618: I am pleasing myself in bathtub thinking how MU stocks will be 1750$ at the end of the year
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: Big volume buys at open and close today on SanDisk, the institutions like 1700 as an entry
[+5] u/Background-Ad-5319: So we’re just gonna dump after hours then that’s what we’re gonna do today
[+5] u/MoridanArtorias: Wish I wasn't poor and stuck in crap trades.
Wanted to buy so much stuff today. 😢
[+5] u/Evdrmr: Bols better clench their buttcheeks for the selloff tomorrow
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: This forum had me scared to check my port today. Opened this morning was green. Ended day up almost 3%. Bought some shares this morning
[+5] u/2AMTrader: So iran promissed to retaliate, whats that going to be?
[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: It's funny the after/pre-market war to avoid spooking during market hours will end up spooking asian markets, which will spook US markets.
[+5] u/Slvrg: Looks like they bombing the Islamic Republic of Japan again.
When is peacefire again?
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Gaming consoles are finished
[+5] u/Fkn1v1mem8: fucked my 4k gain today by trying to chase ended flat
[+5] u/PaulBaller24: Need something crazy tomorrow
[+5] u/Stugatz27: There’s a lot of hot takes being thrown around but I think we can unanimously agree that Martha Stewart was done dirty and she is Mother Teresa compared to the criminals of today
[+5] u/apurimac777: NVDA is haven asset
Better than t-bills
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Sticking your dicc in crazy
[+5] u/StocksStormTrooper: The US has resume bombing the crap of Iran like there is no tomorrow….. bullish🚀🚀🚀
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[+12] u/Lori-Lightfoot: you're telling me all the bers with $1k in their account spreading memory FUD over the last week were all wrong... as usual?
[+11] u/suicidalducky: Don't get your hopes up yet for Korea..going to wait a few hrs before i praise these mofos lol
[+11] u/natebro142: War is bullish for semis. Noted
[+10] u/RandyTomfoolery: Memory is gonna surge, big money just scared all the little pussies out. Shortages coming q4 and q1 next year, prices going up. Start loading up on DRAM leaps.
[+9] u/AllTimeTy: Yall ready for things to get *slightly* racist in here?
[+9] u/wildcat1055: we are bombing the Islamic Republic of Japan?
No wonder the market didn't give a shit today
[+9] u/Key-Tourist: Looks like Iran is begging for deal again 😂
[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: BREAKING: 🥭 HAS TAKEN OUT KOSPI’S SELL BUTTONS, MARKING HIS FIRST DIRECT ATTACK ON KOREAN INFRASTRUCTURE
[+9] u/Samjabr: When did watching Korean markets become a thing - I need to stop.
[+8] u/Bombingit: Mu to 1500 is becoming a reality again.
[+8] u/LateGameMachines: Michael Burry in shambles
[+8] u/Illustrious-Lack24: US ATTACKED 2 RAILWAY BRIDGES IN NORTHERN IRAN WITH CRUISE MISSILES - FIRST TIME ATTACKING INFRASTRUCTURE SINCE CEASEFIRE: AXIOS
[+8] u/JustJerrynotTom: Kospi is with bulls today— see ya tomorrow- back to my cave
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: 🥭 posting air strike videos now 😑
[+8] u/peterpeer9: When I was 24 I had a perfect pale tall anorexic Korean boss who offered me a ride home and then told me her asian boyfriend couldnt satisfy her intimately and I was like "welp thanks for the ride (I wonder what she meant by all that)"
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: *Ass to mouth?!* We are doing them dirrrrtyyyy
[+7] u/mmal55: Take a moment everyone.
Today and tomorrow will be the reason why you invested in memory and you’ll thank yourselves later for sticking out the last few weeks
[+7] u/Emergency-Half-3122: Stocks are genuinely going to start pumping again now that US and Iran start trading the worst attacks in months. What
[+7] u/Lextron: drew an arbitrary line on the SNDK chart and its working
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The biggest top indicator was Google doing a share offering and Amazon selling bonds to raise cash. They always time the top because they are the market.
[+7] u/Coogiez: YOU BEAUTIFUL KOREANS
[+7] u/Utilize3372: "According to Axios, 🍊 told reporters aboard Air Force One earlier that Iranian officials “called a little while ago. They want to make a deal.”
Groundhog Day sucks
[+7] u/johncavic: BUY YOUR LOCAL KOREAN A DRINK
[+7] u/johncavic: MICRON YOU GO DOWN 5% WHEN KOSPI GOES DOWN 2 YOU BETTER START GOING UP BITCH
[+7] u/dacalo: The Islamic Republic of Korea signed a new MOU.
[+7] u/Numerous-Peak9059: pump n dump incoming
[+7] u/kawkface: Kospi only up 3% what are u fools on about
[+7] u/SheBenOnMyJohnson: Believe it or not… manipulation
[+7] u/VTI4LYFE69: Bears called me they want to make a deal.
[+7] u/damnthatbooty: IF THE KOREANS AND JAPANESE PUMP THIS SHIT ILL FUCK AN ASIAN MAN
[+7] u/Any_Influence_8305: I'm gooning and so is the market, we Shrek at open
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: koreans please don’t sell 🙏
[+6] u/Then-Cup-5153: t minus 13 minutes until the pump starts
[+6] u/Crackbot420-69: The Koreans are about to crank that Seger and work on them night moves. 💃
[+6] u/solon89: Last chance to get on DRAM/MU
[+6] u/Cool-Employ-4830: i am fucked if this doesn’t go green real soon
[+6] u/turttyy: BEARS IN SHAMBLES 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: They literally won't let this market crash until OpenAI, Anthropic and SPCX insiders have fully dumped on retail and 401k accounts.
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: did the market flushed everyone out then decide to moon back to ATH for AI infra hardware? Or is this a deadcat bounce, only time can tell.
[+6] u/RonBlake: 3-day memory FUD campaign complete ✅
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Gentlemen, next stop 1500
[+6] u/oliver2022: stupid ber got greedy and now big schlong semis is knocking on his door
[+6] u/SxeySteve: If for no other reason, keep going to outlive your enemies. Train for the day you can piss on their graves
[+6] u/Any_Influence_8305: True happiness is spending the best years of your life creating value for the shareholders, but the real gift is being exit liquidity for them. Namaste
[+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Axios: Trump told reporters Iran “called a short while ago” and said they “want to make a deal.”
Holy Axios Pump!
[+6] u/Bombingit: You guys did buy SanDisk and micron when it went on sale right? You didn't actually believe the gay bears did you?
[+6] u/_3470: i’m back to breakeven on MUU and RAM after being down 20% last night and moments away from a margin call. i’ve learned nothing and my only regret is not being able to buy more while i was in that hole.
[+6] u/Abe2025: I need something good to hapoen in my life or im about to fckin buy a tombstone with the little bit of money I have left. Everything from this clown market to personal life is destroying me.
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Don’t worry, that means you are gay, bro
[+6] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: I was tempted to say “hey regard, chin up.”
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: I hope this email finds you rock hard.
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: day 236 of avoiding the phone network provider representatives at costco
[+5] u/StrictGuide2475: For release at 09:27 est:
The NATION of IRAN had called and requested that I hold off on any more strikes- which I will while HIGH OF THE HIGHEST LEVEL TALKS ARE UNDERWAY due to the strongest military on the planet- THE USA🇺🇸
DJT
Also a should out to the great American company MICRON for helping in these peace negotiations
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: THE KOREANS ARE COMING ⚔️
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: Walked past a guy staring at his trading app in a plume of pot smoke. lol.
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: It cant crash anymore because everyone buys puts
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: I held my puts overnight because of these strikes how are we not plummeting?
[+5] u/Smuvmuniz: Mango said there might be deal again.
[+5] u/znightmaree: https://preview.redd.it/7z8ynkpbh3ch1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e28a7b4fed5214dd78b8c53e04453c374ff05dc
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: # Korea, Liberate me
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Wow, this feels like it’s holding
[+5] u/DeepMorning431: God please don't be a pump and dump
[+5] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: ABC: Iran downed 30 U.S. MQ-9 Reaper drones since the start of the war, U.S. official says.
LOL, that's $9 Billion of taxpayer money! Where is DOGE when we need them?
[+5] u/One-Permission-9834: I won’t be happy until the 🐻 are on their knees begging
[+5] u/Joey-Cap: I for one welcome my memory chip overlords
May they reign for a 1000 years
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: weekly update that I bought 64gb of ram for $160 almost a year ago. also bought a nice 4tb samsung 990 pro nvme for ~~$190~~ sorry it was $250
[+5] u/johndaly88: MU calls tomorrow at open
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Why do I get a thrill of watching Kospi
[+5] u/Flag_Shagger: SK Hynix up 7% OOH YEAH BABY
[+5] u/AccidentDesperate5: Let’s fucking go Korea. Pump. That. Shit. Bitches.
[+5] u/Sam_Vicious2: Memory back on the memu 👩🏻🍳
[+5] u/Contango-withme: Every one is so mean to me here 😞
[+5] u/zambro1: Someone give me a full port tmr 0dte
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: Bulls think there's a deal 🤭
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: my port went down today, I lost $70 😭😭😭
[+5] u/Club-Loud: What happened to that MichaelStrategy guy?
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: 🚨DIVERGENCE ALERT🚨
QQQ sold off for the week while all software stocks pumped
QQQ pumped today while all software stocks sold off
QQQ is pumping afterhours and software is selling off afterhours
Set up your plays accordingly
[+5] u/dayedpsn: Ya know, im something of a korean myself
[+5] u/youyololiveonce: Iran is desperate to make a deal GUYS !
[+5] u/AshamedImagination50: Do Not Fuck This Up for us, Korea
[+5] u/kmank2l13: Tomorrow is Thursday, so expect another Bloody Thursday.
[+5] u/RanarrSmokerr: ONDS is holding steady , time to add more
[+5] u/TreGet234: Btc will never be 60k ever again in 2 years tops.
[+5] u/mistertaps: I sold sndk at 1500 you’re all wecome
[+5] u/Alternative-Wash-656: Is this never ending war already priced in?
[+5] u/Chidoba: Thought he already taco’d??
[+5] u/Confident-Window4928: SPY made a W today. It’s telling us this is a W market. Calls it is
[+5] u/catfromgarfield: If Tesla and SpaceX merge, does the company then sell cybertrucks to itself?
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: If DRAM/MU drops another 6% tomorrow, I will seriously start thinking about porting full because that's a steal
[+5] u/BearlyBearishBear: RELEASE THE _______ FILES!
[+18] u/WingedScapula420: Even now, I can feel Mitch McConnell smiling up at me.
[+17] u/MarketCrunch: Girlfriend talking about vacations meanwhile I’m one tweet away from a margin call
[+13] u/claytondpark: "SpaceX's $25 billion bond deal in late June has proven to be a dud amid apparent investor concern that the company will rely on the debt markets for its massive projected capital spending over the coming years.
The company's 30-year debt now yields above 7%. A person who bought that debt on June 23 when it was priced already has lost 5% of his or her original investment."
[+11] u/MyDMDThrowaway: Well I lost it all today. Long term I’ll be okay with a soljd career.
Short term? I’ve dug myself in a hole only a 0DTE could possibly get me out of
Oops
[+10] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears, you fun ended today.
[+10] u/-IQ200: Not gonna lie, I traded 0 dtes better when PDT was around. I actually had to think about my risk-reward because cash account limitations. Now I just be microscalping losses 😒
[+9] u/StrawberryOk8459: If we open up all green and run green until 10am I'm just gonna stop and masturbate awhile. This stress is killing me.
[+8] u/fooish_moral: account ban just ended now shrek time... ber fuk
[+8] u/uncsucks: Missiles flying and futes up, oil down lol. 🤡
[+7] u/dataCollector42069: Now that I took profit on puts I get to join the bols and say lmao bers 🤌
[+7] u/EquivalentMobile7883: I did man, with all my heart:(
[+6] u/iSOBigD: Kospi down 5%, Soxl down 25%. Kospi up 8%, Soxl up 1%.
[+6] u/Polysorbate800: Iran keeps calling me saying they want to make a deal
[+6] u/scooterhomeimprover: That V at 11:30 so uncalled for it’s crazy. These markets gonna be Pikachu Face when Dementia Don actually invades Kharg Island.
[+6] u/nflonlyalt: I blame the Islamic Republic of Japan for the market rn
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Reposting this from a comment earlier. No matter what, it’s just money and your life is worth way more than any dollar amount.
Guy lost 350k
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/s/FQY3RjXDBF
[+5] u/This-Reserve5213: Luckily green candles don’t impact msft 🙄
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Brick by brick new reckless Ben just dropped
[+5] u/ap1618: I've seen a lot of heartbreak in the chat tonight and as a reminder, my best advice is to be attractive and not be unattractive
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: korean jesus would be disappointed at this market action
[+5] u/slinkywheel: If it weren't for the fact that hot dogs are bad for you, I would eat them every day
[+5] u/LarryStink: Holding ze puts. Hero or zero
[+5] u/John-AtlasGames: Iran is striking back now, sounds like
[+5] u/NiceOwner: Trump personally called me and said flutes are fake and gay and you’re the greatest revenge trader known to man. (Down 7k)
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: Pulled off a 2.5% gain in the fun port today thanks to SMCI finally catching a tailwind following a bunch DCA on options on the trip down
[+5] u/captain_casino: My first mistake was eating jalapeno poppers from Arby's before I went on a 2 hour drive
[+5] u/cowman711: I sold my 190 nvidia 7/8 calls yesterday wtf happened today smh
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: God damn bloom energy is not for the chuds, shit moves 60 dollars in either direction a day
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Because your dads sucked and it’s genetic
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Ber was so confident last night that we were fuk today. What happened???
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: My ex will block me
**Then text me a month later:**
*I want to have white and Mexican babies with you that have blue eyes*
[+5] u/edave22: Playing 0DTEs while you’re quitting smoking is not a good combo.
I am 34% poorer than I was yesterday.
[+5] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: FINRA updated day trading rules. It removed the requirement to count day trades and flag pattern day trading accounts and eliminates the $25,000 minimum equity requirement for day trading. All that and intraday margin buying power. Please don't blow yourselves up.
[+5] u/uncsucks: How will Iran respond? Peace missiles?
[+5] u/LongCucumber3710: Sell now or wait for a larger dip to sell?
[+5] u/jymacro99: Holy shit, there's gonna be another circuit breaker at this rate (but in the non-gay way)
[+5] u/Final_Ad9418: Flash is gonna be big brother you’re good
[+5] u/Apple2o: How many times did fidelity turn the buy button off on gamestop
[+11] u/Thetatterer: When you’re retarded and you know it clap your hands! Clap clap! 👏👏
[+11] u/poozyfloor: 10000 stocks and you guys just MU MU MU like cows
[+10] u/Beautiful_Ad9791: 4 years into marriage I fully understand why men get girlfriends
[+9] u/andsto2: MU sooooo flaccid and Korean
[+9] u/CuddleBuddiesJJ: Just watched Obsession.
I thought it was supposed to be a horror movie? All I see is a dude who gets his wish. A super hot girl obsessed with him willing to piss and shit on the floor in front of him? Where do I get one of these wishing willows?
[+8] u/imma_rage_quit12: mu bulls were talking so much shit 2 hours ago
[+8] u/StephenASkip1: Another day of waking up to DRAM -5% I guess
[+8] u/ZYHUA: Last chance to exit the memory trade before all of Koreans leverages blow out
[+8] u/Technically_Tactical: Remember when the futures were red for 3 minutes? That was scary.
[+7] u/tribalDruid78: KOSPI KOSPI KOSPI! WE ARE SO BACK
[+7] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: Breaking News: Both Iran and the US have said there is a memorandum of understanding for the previous memorandum of understanding. Peace deal imminent
[+7] u/skymagic: No one pumps anymore 😤
[+7] u/mousepop321: This is actually making me hate Korea
[+7] u/ClassroomNo2899: Who's falling for this lame fake buying again lololol
[+7] u/civillyRange: Iran shoots down an Apache US helicopter and the market is green
The manipulation is astounding
[+6] u/BarbellPadawan: Best post right now is the Bipolar guy who went off his meds and lost 90k
[+6] u/31andnotdone: i could get laid if i really wanted to
[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: The bols are back in town, the bols are back in town 🎶
[+6] u/DarkoDokkan: Instead of generation wealth, we got generation red. Thanks kospi
[+6] u/GoZukkYourself: I may be wrong, but I'm not early.
[+6] u/hallett21: They gonna rug us in the middle of the night again.
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: S&P and VOO calls are smoked for July 😔
[+6] u/hftrobo9285: As they always say in Japan, انتهى أمر الدببة
[+6] u/Ceyenne18: somehow the market seems more stable when there's an ongoing war.
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: We should bomb that Islamic Republic of Korea if they dear to dump semis again.
[+5] u/Maleficent_Top_4340: i love how we are watching these numbers move up and down like they mean anything at all for how the market closes tomorrow
[+5] u/DrSenorChuckles: When Korea pumps its a red day.. looks like tomorrow will be booming
[+5] u/Peeeeech: WSB was way too happy
[+5] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: Feels good to be back I missed yall
[+5] u/JohnKeyDonkey: SK Hynix is selling off!! We are so not back!
[+5] u/Saeonic: Re-Open the Market I forgot to get USO Calls
[+5] u/tiger1191: put your life savings into kospi puts, easy money
[+5] u/Sad-Rope4399: So are we full porting SK Hynix Friday at open? Surely it pumps for a few days after getting listed? Seems like free money considering funds will be buying as well?
[+5] u/snbgames: Flaccid market. We go to poundtown tomorrow
[+5] u/404MoralsNotFound: Since war has been priced in, it's all up to Korea to save our calls tomorrow.
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: Can't wait for the Koreans to wake up and ruin everything
[+5] u/ZYHUA: Ameri-losers bought the bag up only for the Korean to dump it
[+5] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Lost** — /u/Kattilaeikka (1W - 1L, 50%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **MU** ▲ | $1206.70 → $1400.00 | +16.0% | 2w | Lost |
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: NBIS sale over.....back to 300
[+5] u/Spicyboi981: A $20 pump on a $1000 stock is still only 2%
[+5] u/confusedandsmellyman: I've seen and heard enough. MU 2k by close tomorrow.
[+5] u/vanceraa: I’m erect for memory but hearing about fucking south korean glorified DRAM index every 12 seconds is slowly driving me to the brink of insanity
[+5] u/Dectane12345: I am once again asking for a 10 bagger
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Just bought QQQ call for tomorrow. Retarded
or super retarded?
[+5] u/my_lastnew_account: I'm going to cut my own balls off and shove them up my rectum if SK HYNIX IPO doesn't moon when I dump all my money into it on the open Friday morning.
[+10] u/TabootTaboot11: I’m starting to think Korea is a broke ass country
[+8] u/Routine-Shoulder5785: why do kospi always give us hope, pump market opens and dumps after?
[+8] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Futures flat, but comments make me think we’re +- 2%
[+8] u/1200ikeatables: Did the Islamic republic of Japan fire their missiles at the Koreans?
[+8] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: It's quite impressive how much money I've lost recently.
Absolutely shitty. But impressive
[+8] u/idgafbroski: My 0DTE trading has basically come down to losing then making it back and being glad to come out even. Fully regarded
[+8] u/1200ikeatables: How do the Koreans even have stock to sell? These guys never buy but they always have more stock to sell
[+7] u/Snoo_4496: Average Korean’s blood pressure is extremely high this year
[+7] u/jonneh: The amount of of times I check the KOSPI now is TOO DAMN HIGH
[+7] u/Clappindemcheekies: anyone with puts for tomorrow is UGLY AND DUMB
[+7] u/Nervous-Sky2414: WhiteHouse prepares for prolonged Iran exchanges over Strait. - Axios
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Korea has tanked us for a week straight
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: I never doubted not even for a second (I was crying in the casino)
[+7] u/DatCaptain9000: Korean markets are an absolute joke. It's literally Las Vegas every single day there.
[+6] u/sec2nds: Korea is the real wsb. You guys are merely r/investing
[+6] u/skarfbeaulonee: the private credit crisis is taking too long, what if everyone borrows max loans, declares bankruptcy, then bets the loan proceeds on XLF puts. We could call it the great UNO reverse financial crisis where we fuck the banks instead of the banks fucking us
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: https://preview.redd.it/kcbvrbsxa4ch1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=0913a7ccfa7fa68be1897da8cecb22a48f267804
ass to ass !
[+6] u/Jazzlike_Cheek_4495: huh. we may actually be heading down.
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: Can people tell me why I see comments obsessed over this person named Kospi?
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Tried to invest in Iran because I have an Airbnb on the strait or Hormuz but accidentally bought a fucking Neocloud company
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: MU SNDK
you guys suck ass for real
[+6] u/Majestic-Baby-3407: Wow, I need to get a life. Just got this for this sub
# Content Connoisseur
You actively shaped your community by voting five times a day for 30 total days. Keep sharing what you think!
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Koreans, best Asians
[+5] u/dontslambro: Damn I am tired of all this shit
[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: USA getting taken to the cleaners every night by Pooreans is going to be so funny once the memory shortage is resolved and they are less relevant than New Zealand.
[+5] u/Foooour: The Strait of KORU is CLOSED
[+5] u/GPUssydestroyer: We teed them up for such an easy green night what gives
[+5] u/69peterpumpkineater: Can someone just take away the stock market from Korea? I just cannot with their regarded daily panic sell shenanigans
[+5] u/j_b_1983: Anyone know if Sk Hynix will be available to buy pre market on Friday?
[+5] u/Incognadeau: Called it, Korea cannot be counted on
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: What the fuck is everyone whining about
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Just need dram to hit 70 by open
[+5] u/CheesecakeCandid3635: I want my money back
[+5] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: iran and your port is getting bombed
[+5] u/Other_Field6502: I got into investing yesterday ffs and then this happens
EDIT: Sorry I meant gambling
[+5] u/cantTankThisFox: God imagine if Koreans could buy options on their markets. Literally just wait after morning pump and buy puts. Infinite money print
[+5] u/Daweism: Its something to bs about to pass the time
[+5] u/Crackastackaa: Jokes on you. I can't read
[+5] u/SomePolack: The vibes were so much better for the 2-3 weeks we had a ceasefire
[+12] u/early-retirement-plz: You’re Korean, you work a hard job 6 days a week, your paycheck is direct deposited into a safe, diversified index. No need to check your port, it’s in an index. One day you login for funsies and you’re down 50% on your county’s index. The KOSPI.
[+11] u/JohanLiebert92: Islamic Republic of Japan!
[+10] u/Many_Tip_3973: SPY 755+ incoming I’m telling y’all.
[+8] u/Morocier: Dear Airbnb owners. You are not my mother-in-law letting me stay in the guest bedroom for Thanksgiving evening. I'm paying you hundreds if not thousands of dollars to stay in your s*** hole. You are running a business. Act like it. You f****** psychopaths
[+8] u/chainerection: A fatwa just got declared on my portfolio
[+8] u/PalpateMe: Someone educate me why we care about kospi
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: koreans selling off their own market to defend american futes they are patriots
[+7] u/KyleNoThumbs319: Tacos will always come. People that are bamboozled by that shit still make me laugh
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: So we are in for a multitasking multi week conflict. Strait closed up. Red Sea strait probably going to be closed. SPR continues to drain. Rates will likely go up at least once this year. And we're up.
I love this market.
[+7] u/ApathysLastKiss_: I just went into a wawa, a gas station, where a group of dudes were doing a photoshoot next to the atm with a stack of cash and chains.
Every day I find a new reason to be disappointed lol
[+7] u/CharacterInTheMatrix: We should stop giving attention to Korea. Keep pumping
[+6] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: Bears are so funny thinking any of this KOSPI movement actually matters for us tomorrow. Reminder that KOSPI dumped semis last night and look where we ended up…
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: believe it or not, spy 1000
[+5] u/phatpham1803: just finished watching the last ep of the boys. Pretty mid tbh
[+5] u/xeuropa: 🌮 says Iran called him and “they want to make a deal so badly.” US stock market futures turn green on the news😆😆😆
[+5] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: I had no idea 15-25 “journalists” are on every single Trump flight. Like every single flight. That’s insane lol
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Iran is getting lit the F up right now
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: Your all welcome i took the L on Soxl thats why the bottom is in
[+5] u/Lelwrektnub: You fucking kidding me Bill KOSPI, same shit yesterday
[+5] u/diefy7321: # reddit
# The retards of the internet
**Reddit is home to thousands of libturds, endless doomers, and authentic human retards. Whether you're into doomer news, sports on couches, TV fan theories, or a never-ending stream of the internet's dumbest retards, there's a community on Reddit for you.**
**Lmfaooooooooooo**
[+5] u/SuperNewk: Imagine buying companies that are diluting you every month
[+14] u/SPY_one_zillion: **In Korean, the equivalent of “paper hands” is often referred to as** **'유리멘탈' (Glass Mental)****—someone with a fragile mind that shatters easily under pressure, or** **'단타' (Danta)** **when describing traders who quickly flip stocks for short-term gains.**
**🇰🇷 📄 🙌**🏻
[+10] u/Commercial_Ease8053: I’m glad you made money and all… but mu is definitely going to $2000+ probably by end of the year at the latest.
[+9] u/SPY_one_zillion: I have a whole secret life here in this sub 😂
[+8] u/Ocilla: Islamic Republic of Japan.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/AerieZealousideal330: *"If we make a deal with Iran I'm not sure that it will stick," fruit man later said. "I found them to be very dishonourable people."*
*Really? What finally convinced you. Was it the 5,000 years of war or the fact that they don't have Wendy's?*
[+7] u/Mud_Hat41: Im down 50%. I think 90% of wsb is down big. Market pretty ath. VOO guys are laughing at us.
[+7] u/TheIncredibleHodl: Markets only go up, but puts look so tempting every day on QQQ
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I don't take profit before reversal and expire worthless 🐸 Everytime
[+7] u/Drokeep: Ez calls dont be dumb ber
[+6] u/whitewashedsyrian: Got 2 grand in QQQ calls I’m shitting bricks
[+6] u/Massander: MU will be back, not the first or last time it’s gonna dive before going up to ath
[+6] u/HairlessChest: Morocco 3 - France 4
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: All the fuking way...fuk it
[+5] u/Mother___Night: I got a feeling we should be really worried about this one--I mean, what if they drop their sickest lego film yet on us?
[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: When do we take out the big boy bombs and just end this shit…
[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Loading up before the largest market catalyst of all time takes place sometime in the next year or so
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: I hope AI drinks all the water 🤌
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Anyone holding Nvdia calls ? 🤔
Holding 7/31 220c
[+5] u/GneissFrog: shorting MU at $1250 wasn't my most profitable trade ever, but it was definitely one of the most satisfying given how annoying memory bulls were. *SNDK at $2300 is still cheap! MU $2k eow!* LOL!
[+5] u/designworksgarage: WE HAVE ENTERED THE TWILIGHT ZONE….
[+5] u/Alithebest1__: Who is excited for nflx earnings next week hope we see a rebound
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Mu bers protect your assholes for 2 days
[+5] u/Summerdaysengineer: Just bought 100k in koru
[+5] u/HeftyBox3580: On pace to spend $5600 on nicotine pouches this year 🥶
[+5] u/nerozz_00: This market is so dumb fr
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bulls are getting antsy… looking for risky plays cuz suddenly it’s getting hard
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Dude that one guy has been pumping NVDA on this sub for the past 3 hours straight
Everytime I look back he’s one of the most recent comments
I feel your loss my man. But we’re all fucked. I hope you dont fall into depression like me tho
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: Bro wtf i thought it was friday already lmfao
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Fuk yeah..."I have a dream," Mlk muttered as he aggressively averaged down on tanking call options, "that these diamond hands will eventually liberate us from the tyranny of the market makers."
"Bro, non-violent resistance doesn't apply to Wall Street," Gandhi replied, furiously snorting a line of pre-workout while liquidating his entire ashram’s savings into 0DTE out-of-the-money Tesla puts.
[+12] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: When you think you lost it all just remember the guy that put his life savings into spacex at 200
[+10] u/DigBeginning6013: I fucking love it when the Koreans comes through on these WSB bers
https://preview.redd.it/4azqazhy85ch1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4e5c6f4f4cee0c57ea0067349c33b80b931b7cb
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: You fell for the headline and bought a shit ton of puts didnt you?
[+8] u/Chlo-Motion: My portfolio was up 1% yesterday
*After falling 29% this year*
[+7] u/neal_73: Waiting for a miracle..
[+7] u/Beneficial_Sense_275: Is war over? Why market pumping
[+7] u/Orangebathroomtowel: Life’s just so much nicer when stocks go up
[+7] u/Fernyfern7: There is no war in ba sing se
[+6] u/SangerGRBY: NBIS needs to +20% so i can break even and get out of this stock.
The entire NBIS sub is an echo chamber of BUY THE DIP, guaranteed 300 EOM.
AI bull case -> just buy semi conductor stocks.
AI bear case -> NBIS legit ceases to exists.
Got scammed inro buying the top.
[+6] u/twat_muncher: Really curious why everyone thinks big green tomorrow, never seen WSB aligned this well.
[+6] u/Voenker: At this point, even a nuke would send the market up
[+6] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Korean selling to buy kimchi and cigarette futures
[+6] u/drizzyjake7447: 🫱⭕️🫲
bears after I get through with them
[+6] u/sonofalando: Just read a about a guy on personal finance who is 53 and has $1000 to his name and 150k in student loans 💀👉🚪
[+5] u/LuvSicPt5: Man if the recent KOSPI sell offs were due to foreign institutions pulling out of korean SK to jump into the American ADR tomorrow we are gonna fly into Valhalla next week
[+5] u/Celticsmoneyline: I will time the top of this bull market perfectly 😏
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: SPY 755 TOMORROW IM ALL IN
[+5] u/curling_rocks: tomorrows a pumper based on the last couple of weeks. I shoulda bought calls man
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I’m losing money tommorow
[+5] u/_Photonics_: Dude is bragging about the 1000$. My money is in photonics and at a loss.
[+5] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: Fuck it, I ordered wing stop. Got 20 bone in wings and voodoo fries.
[+5] u/nvidia69420: Just wait in a few hours iran will say there have been no new communications 😂
[+5] u/swong0: Giant green candle coming near you tomorrow
[+5] u/MansaMusa00: Just talked to Mitch. He said he’s never felt better
[+13] u/MrsEveryShot: Just coming in too say good morning to the Europoors. Ok back to bed for me
[+12] u/MusingsAndMind: me at the top:
"I AIN'T SELLIN'!"
me at the bottom:
"I AIN'T BUYIN'!"
[+10] u/Molmor_: I've seen enough MU 1200 EOD
[+10] u/AMX_revue: https://preview.redd.it/bsadb4m3r5ch1.jpeg?width=1254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5797d0d886a1e7b4a79c4035a5b8b04e279c2bfa
[+9] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Why am I so undisciplined in going to sleep early?
I always end up wasting my time shitposting.
[+9] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Bulls + Calls = Balls
Bers + Puts = Butts
I rest my case.
[+9] u/gomper: And then v at lunchtime. Same playbook all week
[+8] u/fraggin601: I have a reason to wake up now
[+8] u/OilBull: Holy SHIT we starting to turn green im leveraged to the fuckin TITS
[+8] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: Inshallah gozaimasu, i can't get over the Islamic republic of japan
[+7] u/VinAsheel: War is back so new ath by eow
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Name a better combo than $NVDA and bombing Iran
[+6] u/Tommyd023: See you in the mornings
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: imagine not imagining
[+6] u/Les7X: At this point we all know it's going to dump at open, no matter what happens
[+6] u/deandotcom: All in on semis, datacenters and dram. Out of money to buy if it keeps dipping.
[+6] u/Here-For-Clarity: WULF. I’m telling yall, this is the one. PT of $65 within 2 months.
[+5] u/buhtpirate: I made money off puts yesterday and day before, I think today it's calls.
[+5] u/Ltheman00: Go to sleep baby😚 you can look at your green and red candles in the morning.
[+5] u/DNL0452-9: Will nbis be higher on market open?
[+5] u/therealcoon: Everytime the war escalates the market goes up. If you didn't buy the dip yesterday you belong here.
[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: I am full porting sk Hynix
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: 🍊 conducting additional strikes against my portfolio.
[+5] u/corndog_messiah: Monkey got his money back now monkey wants to be rich again
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: I wish I had the confidence of those who think they know what will happen tomorrow.
[+5] u/aurorasavm: When does the purge stop? We need positive vibes this month 🌞🍋
[+5] u/kumako10: im not even sure why i look at futures because they mean nothing
[+5] u/sabatiel180: SPCX bols officially bagholders now.
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: asked him if he knew where the labia minora was and he pointed at the stars 😭
[+5] u/Sandcrypto: Korea should freeze their market for two weeks, so they can get their paychecks to cover their margin calls.
[+13] u/PaperHandsTheDip: double down because it's your best performer, then panic sell at a loss next week
[+11] u/cloud_cafe: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything. It's going to FOMO
[+11] u/Buydipstothemoon: We are so back. MU almost at 1000 again.
[+11] u/liikenneaksioma: Damn son you must hate money if you didn’t buy the MU dip
[+10] u/Haikoe: Market ran out of retards again
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Just like that, the Memory chip bear market lasted a whole three days lol
[+9] u/Boring_Ad7277: everytime qqq is -2% my stocks are -5% and everytime qqq is +1% my fucking calls are still red fuck service now and palantir
[+8] u/jetblackpilot: See! Diamond Hands on MU/SNDK about to payoff…Bers Always Lose
[+8] u/Yuri_CPL: mu reaching 1k again
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: There was a tard yesterday that said he would be liquidated if mu hit 880. Like an hour later it hit 870 and then only went up. Cant make this shi up LMAO
[+7] u/Old_Evidence8598: i don’t understand the market anymore. i never did but now even more
[+7] u/__nameless____: a lot of you bought puts yesterday, it shows
[+7] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: MU 12.6% increase day
[+7] u/Isometric_exercises: Stocks go up. Nothing matters. Just buy more stocks and you'll be rich one day if you can afford stocks now.
[+7] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Red by open, -1% day, big bol trap
[+7] u/RegularStudy9524: Fake pump fading like my hopes and dreams love to see it
[+7] u/Trizzz-y: Up or down chat I’m betting the house
[+7] u/SpecialTrust2045: Bought the MU and DRAM dips albeit small amount. Hopefully SK Hynix ipo will push them up
[+6] u/canaan57: Fitting that the American empire jumpstarts its own destruction trying to conquer Persia.
The more things change the more they stay the same
[+6] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Dam did iran and 🥭 shake pp's?
[+6] u/daxtaslapp: Let's all stop hating on each other and spread love. I wish the bears good luck- SIKE, fuk the bears
[+6] u/ThaaGZZ: I woke up today and shit was green. Might go back to sleep to wake up again green.
[+5] u/Next-Sentence-8426: July has historically been a month
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Semis are dead. Long live semis!
[+5] u/good-times-: Pump it to get people buying. Sell in AH
[+5] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Is everyone betting on 🥭 to taco overnight 💀