Daily Discussion Thread for July 8, 2026

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=== 요약 === - 지배적 테마: 시장 변동성에 대한 극도의 불만, 지정학적 우려(NATO, 이란, 트럼프의 횡설수설), 뉴스 없이 발생하는 갑작스러운 장중 급등, 그리고 광범위한 포트폴리오 손실. - 시장 심리는 극도로 약세이면서 혼란스러우나, 일부 조정 시 매수하는 강세 세력도 존재. 특정 실적 논의는 없음. - 주목할 만한 컨센서스: 반도체는 보합/급등 중, 유가는 조작되고 있으며, 많은 이들이 과거 고공행진 종목(RKLB, APLD, ORCL)을 물고 있다. === 시장 심리 === 혼조 === 투자 아이디어 === 종목 - ORCL | 방향: 숏 | 신뢰도: 0.55 | 심리: -0.35 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: +12 추천을 받은 댓글에서 "ORCL 투자에 심각한 의문이 생기기 시작했다"는 내용이 나와, 해당 주식에 대한 약세 심리가 커지고 있음을 반영. 2. 연결 고리: 해당 커뮤니티는 종종 역발상적이지만, 여기서의 의문은 명시적이며 보유자로부터 나온 것이므로, 추가 매도로 이어질 수 있는 심리 변화를 시사. 3. 판단: 이전 강세 투자자의 확신 약화에 더해 전반적인 시장의 지정학적 리스크가 증폭되면서 ORCL 숏. 4. 위험 요인: ORCL은 임의의 매크로 헤드라인에 급등할 수 있음. 해당 댓글은 단일 사용자의 의견일 뿐, 다수의 합의는 아님. 기간: 단기(일) 주요 포인트: - 손실 보유자의 약세 전환은 역발상 신호 - 높은 추천 수는 전체 스레드와의 공명을 의미 - 지정학적 불확실성은 ORCL의 하방을 지지 종목 - ENPH | 방향: 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.50 | 심리: +0.30 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: +5 추천을 받은 댓글에서 이란 전쟁이 전기화를 가속화하고 석유 의존도를 낮춰 주거용 태양광이 부활할 것이며, 특히 ENPH를 지목하는 논리를 제시. 2. 연결 고리: 해당 커뮤니티의 테마 매크로 추론(전쟁 → 그린에너지 붐)은 투기적 논리일지라도 ENPH에 독특한 촉매를 제공. 3. 판단: 지정학적 긴장이 장기화되면서 태양광 채택과 전력망 자립이 가속화될 것이라는 베팅에 ENPH 매수. 4. 위험 요인: 해당 논리

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=== 요약 === - 시장은 방향성 없이 등락; 약세론자들은 3일간 14% 하락을 한탄하고, 강세론자들은 마감 전 급등을 기대 중 - NVDA는 강한 강세 밈(+11)을 받은 반면, GOOG 콜옵션은 한 사용자에게 30% 하락하며 업종 내 혼조 심리를 반영 - 주요 매크로: 연준 의사록에서 AI/관세 인플레이션이 지속될 경우 긴축 가능성을 시사, 불확실성 증폭 === 시장 심리 === 혼조 === 투자 아이디어 === TICKER - NVDA | 방향: 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.60 | 심리: +0.30 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: u/CockSmash69 (+11)이 NVDA와 Jensen의 재킷에 대한 애정을 표명; u/Anxious_Aspect965 (+8)는 반도체/메모리가 1~2주 내에 사상 최고가를 회복할 것으로 예상. 상향 투표된 약세 NVDA 댓글은 없음. 2. 연결: NVDA 및 반도체 섹터에 대한 커뮤니티의 강세 심리와 단기 반등에 대한 구체적인 시점 주장이 결합되어, 최근 약세가 일시적이라는 공감대를 시사. 3. 결론: NVDA 롱 — 반도체가 2주 내에 고점으로 반등할 것이라는 논리에 기반, 긍정적 심리와 역사적 회복력에 편승. 4. 위험 요인: 해당 스레드에서 "거래량 부족 펌프는 가짜"(+8) 및 "SPY는 회복해도 모든 것이 여전히 빨간색"(+7)이라는 의견이 강조되며 매크로 역풍을 시사. 연준 의사록은 추가 긴축 가능성을 암시, 성장주 타격 가능성. 기간: 중기 핵심 포인트: - 커뮤니티는 펀더멘털 촉매 없이도 NVDA를 선호 - 반도체 ATH 주장(1~2주 내)에 적지 않은 상향 투표 - 약세론자들은 거래량 부진과 연준 긴축 리스크를 지적 - 상위 댓글에 약세 NVDA 반론 없음 - 모멘텀은 데이터보다 개인 투자자 낙관론에 의해 주도될 가능성 TICKER - GOOG | 방향: 관망 | 신뢰도: 0.50 | 심리: -0.30 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: u/Thin_Cat8817 (+9)이 "오늘 이 GOOG 콜옵션으로 30% 하락 중"이라고 보고하며 분노를 표출 — 상당한 상향 투표를 받은 유일한 명시적 GOOG 언급. 2. 연결: 한 사용자의 손실이 커뮤니티의 합의를 구성하지는 않지만, 강세 GOOG 댓글이 전혀 없고 전반적인 시장 적색 기조("모든 것이 죽는다")가 impl

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=== 요약 === - 이란 적대 행위 재개, 트럼프의 예측 불가능한 트윗, 광범위한 시장 약세로 인한 압도적 부정적 심리 - 주요 논의 종목: MU, SPY, APLD, SNDK, 원유(XOM) - 변동성이 극단적이라는 데 의견 일치; 많은 트레이더가 움직이지 못하거나 0DTE 전략을 사용 중 === 심리 === 약세 === 투자 아이디어 === **종목: MU - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.65 | 심리: +0.20** 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 논리: 1. 사실: 여러 사용자(예: +9 "서브 900은 매력적", +6 "게임을 할 때")는 MU가 1000 이상에서 하락한 후 900 이하를 가치 저점으로 봄. 2. 연결 고리: 메모리 주식이 펀더멘털이 아닌 매크로 공포로 하락 중이며, AI/DRAM 수요는 여전히 견고함. "타코" 평화 합의가 급격한 평균 회귀를 촉발할 수 있음. 3. 판단: 과매도 구간을 매수하되 타이트한 손절매 설정. 지정학적 노이즈가 사라지면 950~1000까지 반등 예상. 4. 위험요인: 전쟁 확대 시 MU가 800까지 하락 가능. 또한 "나는 1004에서 샀는데 그게 저점이라고 생각했어"라는 의견은 추가 하방 가능성을 경고. 투자 기간: 단기 핵심 요점: - 900 이하에서 저가 매수세 유입 - AI 메모리 수요 변동 없음 - 평화 합의 촉매 가능성 - 변동성 높음; 손절매 사용 **종목: APLD - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.50 | 심리: +0.30** 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 논리: 1. 사실: 한 사용자(+8)는 9명의 애널리스트가 APLD에 대해 매수/강력 매수 의견을 내고 목표주가를 80달러로 제시했지만, 주가는 44달러에서 30달러로 하락했다고 지적 – 명백한 괴리. 2. 연결 고리: 시장 패닉이 AI 인프라 관련 종목에 잘못된 가격을 형성하고 있음. 한 커뮤니티 회원은 주식에서 20만 달러를 회수해 APLD로 자금을 이동시켰으며, 이는 확신을 보여줌. 3. 판단: 애널리스트 컨센서스에 기반한 역발상 롱. 30달러 근처에서 매수해 심리가 정상화되면 50% 이상 상승 가능. 4. 위험요인: AI 자본지출 둔화 또는 광범위한 시장 폭락이 회복을 지연시킬 수 있음. "저 멍청이들은 어떻게 직장을 유지하는 거지?"라는 의견은 애널리스트 신뢰성에 대한 회의를 암시. 투자 기간: 중기 핵심 요점: - 강력한 애널리스트 지지 - 가격 하락은 펀더멘털 때문 아님 - 내부자 매수 관찰됨? - 높은 위험/보상 비율 **종목: SNDK

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=== 요약 === - 주요 테마: 이란 전쟁/휴전 급변으로 인한 극단적 변동성, 장전 상승은 불트랩으로 간주. - 메모리/반도체(MU)에 대한 컨센서스는 약세, 지속적 랠리에 회의적, 개장 후 매도 예상. - 주요 이견: 일부는 점심까지 반등(역발상 '개장 매수' 플레이) 예측, 다른 쪽은 지속적 매도 예상. === 심리 === 혼조 === 투자 아이디어 === MU - 숏 | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리: -0.60 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 다수의 추천 댓글에서 메모리 주식(MU)이 크게 하락했으며, 한 댓글은 '메모리 강세론자들, 지난주 거래를 설명해달라'며 장전 -3.5% 하락 언급, 또 다른 댓글은 메모리를 '해자 없는 고순환주'로 지칭. 2. 연결: 커뮤니티는 펀더멘털 공급 과잉 선반영과 AI 테마 소멸로 반도체 촉매 부재를 인식, 이는 단기 숏 기회 창출. 3. 결론: 약세 순환매와 AI 열풍 둔화, 최근 가격 움직임 및 부정적 심리를 근거로 MU 숏. 4. 리스크: 일부 댓글러는 MU가 '너무 싸다'(낮은 확신), 갑작스러운 지정학적 평화로 안도 랠리 가능. 기간: 단기 핵심 포인트: - 메모리 사이클 전환, 공급 과잉 임박 - 예상되는 공급 과잉 선반영 - AI 테마 소멸, 기술주 하방 압력 - 해자 없음, 고순환 섹터 - 장전 약세, 약세 편향 확인 SPY - 관망 | 신뢰도: 0.50 | 심리: -0.20 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 댓글은 '주식 추락'과 'SPY 747 온다' 사이에서 극단적으로 엇갈림; 커뮤니티는 깊이 분열, 장전 상승을 불트랩으로 보는 의견과 반등 예상 의견 혼재. 2. 연결: 극단적 분기와 높은 불확실성(전쟁 헤드라인, 매파적 FOMC 의사록)은 명확한 우위 없음 — 개장 후 방향 확정 대기. 3. 결론: 전쟁/비전쟁 추와 장중 패턴이 확정될 때까지 SPY 거래 회피.

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=== 요약 === - 지배적인 심리는 매우 혼조세이며, 이란 휴전 붕괴와 새로운 공습으로 인한 지정학적 급변에 의해 주도되어 장 전 급격한 반전이 발생했습니다. - 가장 큰 관심은 반도체/메모리 주식(MU, SNDK)에 집중되어 있으며, 약세 매크로 노이즈에도 불구하고 강한 역추세 강세 편향이 있습니다. - 주요 불일치: 장 전 상승이 '불 트랩'인지 아니면 지속적인 '메모리 주식' 랠리의 시작인지에 대한 논쟁이며, 많은 사람들이 시장이 명백해 보이는 것과 반대로 움직일 것이라고 예측합니다. === 심리 === 혼조 === 투자 아이디어 === 티커 - MU | 방향: 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.80 | 심리: +0.70 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논지: 1. 사실: 여러 높은 추천을 받은 댓글에서 "MU가 다시 자신감을 되찾기 시작했다", "마이크론 2000은 거의 불가피하다", "MU가 연말까지 2000 갈 것"이라고 말합니다. 다른 이들은 "명백한 하락일"이 상승으로 반전되어 "풋을 망친다"는 패턴을 지적합니다. 2. 연결: 커뮤니티는 MU에 대해 특히 강한 역추세 강세 합의를 확인했으며, 지정학적 공포 매도가 함정이라는 믿음에 의해 강화되었습니다. "소프트웨어 하락, 하드웨어 상승" 순환매(MSFT 하락, MU 상승)는 메모리로의 순환매를 지지합니다. 3. 결론: 해당 스레드는 혼란스러운 매크로 배경에도 불구하고 MU에 대한 명확하고 확신도 높은 강세 편향을 보여주며, 최근 하락을 매수 기회로 봅니다. 4. 위험: 반대 댓글은 "90에서 좋아할 거야"(약세 목표가)와 "장 전 랠리는 가짜"라고 경고합니다. SnooHedgehogs5162는 장 전 움직임이 종종 개장 시 반전된다고 지적합니다. 기간: 단기 / 중기 핵심 포인트: - 커뮤니티는 MU를 역추세 승자로 봄 - "명백한 하락일"이 상승 반전될 것으로 예측 - 소프트웨어(MSFT)에서 하드웨어로의 순환매 확인 - 여러 사용자가 2000 목표가 언급 - 약세 의견도 존재하지만 하향 투표되거나 지지가 적음 티커 - SNDK | 방향: 관찰 | 신뢰도: 0.65 | 심리: +0.40 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논지: 1. 사실: 한 사용자가 "망고가 정말 전쟁이 다시 시작됐다고 말했기 때문에 그는"이라고 주장합니다.

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=== 요약 === - 지배적인 심리는 메모리/반도체 종목(MU, SNDK)에 대한 강세와 지루한 가격 움직임, 지정학적 변동성(이란 전쟁/휴전 루머), 그리고 NVDA가 $200을 유지하지 못한 데 따른 좌절감으로 분할되어 있습니다. - 주요 실적 논의: 명시적으로 언급된 것은 없지만, MU의 $1000 레벨 및 SNDK의 수직 반등과 관련된 움직임이 암시됨. - 주목할 만한 의견 차이: 약세론자들은 전쟁 헤드라인 이후 덤프를 예상; 강세론자들은 메모리를 안전자산으로 보고 평화 협정을 무한 펌프로 봄. 스레드는 단기日内 변동성에 집중. === 심리 === 혼조 === 거래 아이디어 === **TICKER - DIRECTION | 신뢰도: 0.75 | 심리 점수: +0.70** **발언자:** r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 **논리:** 1. 사실: 여러 추천 댓글이 MU가 적자에서 흑자로 전환된 점, $1000+ 목표, "MU가 900 미만이면 저가 매수" 및 "MU to 3000"을 강조. 2. 연결고리: 전쟁 재개/지정학적 불안정은 여러 댓글 작성자에 의해 "메모리에 강세"로 명시적으로 불리며, Islamic Republic of Japan 밈은 반도체가 안전선호 자산임을 강화. 3. 판결: 메모리 반도체 사이클 및 지정학적 혼란에 대한 MU 롱 플레이에 대한 강한 커뮤니티 신뢰. 4. 위험: 약세론자들은 "거래량 많은 덤프"와 Orange Man 트윗으로 인한 변동성을 지적; 또한 평화 협정이 펌프를 역전시킬 수 있음. **기간:** 단기(일에서 주) **주요 포인트:** - MU는 장 시작 9분 만에 상승 전환 - 전쟁 = 메모리에 강세 (Lelwrektnub) - MU 1k 미만은 저가 매수 (Old_Traffic886) **TICKER - DIRECTION | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리 점수: +0.65** **발언자:** r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 **논리:** 1. 사실: "SNDK가 하룻밤 사이 7% 덤프 후 이유 없이 수직 반등" 및 "4시간 차트가 곧게 서는 녹색 딜도로 말려 오름." 추천 댓글: "어제 바닥에서 Sandick을 샀다면 이미 12% 상승." 2. 연결고리: SNDK는 변동성이 크지만 강한 회복 패턴을 보이며, MU와 동일한 메모리/반도체 내러티브에 연결. 3. 판결: MU 모멘텀을 따라잡기 위해 SNDK 롱. 4. 위험

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=== 요약 === - 주요 테마: 대규모 손실, "10일 연속 음봉", 지정학적 우려(이란/나토, 휴전 결렬), 시장 조작 의혹 - 심리는 극도로 약세: 사용자들은 순자산 90% 손실, 마진 경고, 시장 붕괴 전망을 보고함 - 언급된 주요 종목: SPY(740에서 강한 저항), NVDA(200선 아래에서 고전), MU(유인 후 매도), Sandisk(30% 하락), HOVR(밈 베팅), 원자력/우주주(약세) - 주목할 만한 합의: 약세론자들은 시장이 추가 하락할 것으로 판단; 소수의 반대 의견은 새로운 평화 합의 또는 FOMC 의사록을 계기로 급등 예상 === 심리 === 약세 === 투자 아이디어 === 티커 - 방향 | 신뢰도: 0.85 | 심리: -0.80 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: 1. 사실: 다수의 최다 추천 댓글에서 "끝장이다", "풋 매수하기엔 하락 속도가 너무 느리다", "SPY가 740에서 고전 중", "시장이 버티다가 FOMC 의사록 발표 후 하락"이라는 내용이 등장. 사용자들은 지속적으로 손실을 보고하며 추가 하락을 예상. 2. 연결고리: 커뮤니티의 소진과 지정학적 불확실성(트럼프의 이란 위협, 휴전 무산)이 결합되어 지속적인 매도 압력을 시사. '공포 지수'는 높지만 약세론자들이 여전히 역으로 공략당하고 있는 상황은 전형적인 항복 매도 하향 이탈 패턴. 3. 판단: SPY 숏. 저항이 가장 적은 방향은 하락이며, 주요 지지선인 739는 이탈할 가능성이 높음. 4. 리스크: 스레드 내 반대 의견으로 "장 마감 전 750까지 반등 가능"(YOLOdollhair +7) 및 "휴전 호재 급등"(Legitimate_Cable_811 +6)이 있음. 기간: 단기(1~3일) 핵심 포인트: - 커뮤니티는 대부분 SPY가 735~739를 테스트할 것으로 예상 - 반복되는 "시장 조작" 비난은 베어 트랩이 반전될 가능성을 시사 - FOMC 의사록과 지정학적 헤드라인이 주요 촉매 - "콜 매수자 함정"이라는 댓글에 따라 745 상단에 타이트한 손절가 제시 --- 티커 - 방향 | 신뢰도: 0.60 | 심리: -0.30 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: 1. 사실: 사용자 "nivix_zixer"(+9)가 MU가 1200에서 저평가되었다는 주장을 조롱하고, "-IQ200"(+9)은 "거의

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=== 요약 === - 지정학적 긴장(호르무즈 해협, 이란, "망고맨")이 시장을 지배하며 전반적인 약세를 초래. - DRAM/반도체 주식(SNDK, MU, SOXL)은 강력한 펀더멘털과 긍정적 가이던스에도 불구하고 많은 사람들이 비이성적 공포로 간주하는 요인으로 인해 20-50% 하락. - 거시적 수준에서 심리는 깊은 약세를 보이지만, 반도체로의 순환매와 반등을 주장하는 반대 관점의 고확신 소수가 존재. === 심리 === 혼합 === 투자 아이디어 === 티커 - RKLB | 방향: 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.75 | 심리: +0.85 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: u/taffy_laffy (+12 추천)는 RKLB가 5년 만에 농담 SPAC에서 SPCX의 라이벌로 변모했으며, 1년 내 수익성 달성을 예상하고 경영진을 "모든 성장주의 최고"라고 평가. 2. 연결: 광범위한 시장이 전쟁 헤드라인에 패닉하는 동안, RKLB의 펀더멘털 궤적(매출 성장, 다가오는 수익성)은 무시됨. 커뮤니티는 이를 잡음을 견딜 가치가 있는 희귀한 품질 종목으로 봄. 3. 결론: 현재 거시적 공포와 분리된 고확신 성장 플레이로 RKLB를 롱. 단일 댓글에 대한 강한 추천 수는 이것이 "매수 후 쉬는" 기회라는 합의를 나타냄. 4. 위험: 전쟁 확대는 모든 주식에 타격을 줄 수 있음. 스레드에 반대 논거 없음. 일반적인 시장 붕괴 위험. 기간: 중기 핵심 포인트: - RKLB, 수익성 임박, 우주 분야 최고 경영진 - SPCX 대비 탄력적인 비즈니스 모델 - 커뮤니티는 시장 혼란 속에서도 핵심 보유 종목으로 간주 티커 - SNDK / MU (메모리/DRAM) | 방향: 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리: +0.60 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 여러 높은 추천을 받은 댓글(u/Comrade_Durge +11, u/ChreeKnowsBest +8)은 SNDK와 같은 DRAM 주식이 뛰어난 실적과 긍정적 전진 가이던스에도 불구하고 20-32% 하락했다고 언급. HBM 수요는 여전히 공급을 초과하여 매도세를 "완전한 광기"이자 "시장 조작"으로 간주. 2. 연결: 커뮤니티는

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=== 요약 === - 주요 테마: V자형 회복, 트럼프 발언과 연준 의사록에 반응하는 시장, 약세론자들이 반복적으로 압도당함. - 지배적 심리: 매파적 의사록과 지정학적 잡음에 대한 두려움에도 불구하고 소폭 강세; 많은 이들이 조정을 가짜로 봄. - 논의된 주요 종목: MU(마이크론) 조정은 매수 기회로 간주; NVDA도 CEO 자신감에 강세. === 심리 === 강세 === 투자 아이디어 === TICKER - 방향 | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리: +0.70 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 다수의 상위 추천 댓글이 MU 조정을 "너무 가짜"라고 부르며 +5% 상승 예상 ("만약 spy가 빨간색으로 끝나고 MU +5% 🤌"). 2. 연결: 약세론자들이 함정에 빠짐; 커뮤니티 합의는 MU가 강하게 반등할 것, 아마도 실적 전 모멘텀. 3. 판단: MU 롱, 단기 반등 목표, "가짜 조정" 내러티브 활용. 4. 리스크: 연준 의사록이 여전히 매파적일 수 있음; 지정학적 헤드라인이 V자 회복을 뒤집을 수 있음. 기간: 단기 핵심 포인트: - "이 MU 조정은 너무 가짜 ㅋㅋ" (+8 추천) - MU가 SPY 상승 마감을 따라갈 것으로 예상 - 약세론자들은 이 종목에서 "완전히 망가짐" TICKER - 방향 | 신뢰도: 0.75 | 심리: +0.80 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 커뮤니티가 "NVDA의 CEO는 패자가 아니다"는 사실을 잊은 약세론자들을 조롱하고 "계속 올라가라 NVDA"를 응원. 2. 연결: NVDA는 여전히 시장 리더; 모든 조정은 강하게 매수되며, 젠슨 황의 신뢰성에 의해 강화됨. 3. 판단: NVDA 롱, 핵심 기술 모멘텀 플레이, 특히 0DTE 성공 사례 감안. 4. 리스크: 갑작스러운 트럼프 트윗이나 지정학적 긴장 고조가 장중 상승세를 뒤집을 수 있음. 기간: 단기 핵심 포인트: - "약세론자들은 NVDA의 CEO가 패자가 아니라는 것을 잊었다" (+8 추천) - 긍정적인 0DTE 거래 보고 ($300 이익) - 매크로 잡음에도 불구하고 상승 - 강한 지지 시사 TICKER - 방향 | 신뢰도: 0.60 | 심리: +0.50 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 논리: 1. 사실: 높은 추천 댓글 "spy는 V자 수준을 유지 불가능"

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=== 요약 === - 비둘기파적 연준 의사록(올해 금리 인상 없음) 이후 주식에 대한 강세 심리 우세; 마감 시 펌프 예상 - 지정학적 긴장(이란 전쟁, 휴전 종료)이 언급되었지만 오일/VIX 후퇴, 위험 선호 움직임 지지 - 한국 시장(KOSPI)이 강한 랠리로 선별; Joby와 KSS는 저조한 종목으로 간주 - 정확한 타이밍에 대한 합의 없음 – 약세론자들은 여전히 덤프를 기대하지만, 전반적인 스레드는 강세 쪽으로 기울어짐 === 심리 === 강세 === 투자 아이디어 === 티커: SPY - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.75 | 심리: +0.6 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: 1. 사실: 여러 추천을 받은 댓글("의사록은 올해 금리 인상이 없음을 시사, 이륙 준비 완료 🚀", "2시에 폭등 중", "좋은 펌프")은 연준의 비둘기파적 스탠스와 완화적 거시 환경에 힘입어 SPY가 상승할 것이라는 강한 커뮤니티 신념을 나타냅니다. 2. 연결: VIX와 유가가 후퇴함에 따라 저항이 가장 적은 경로는 상승입니다. 연준 의사록은 즉각적인 금리 인상 위협을 제거하여 콜 매수와 강세 포지셔닝을 장려했습니다. 3. 판단: 단기 모멘텀이 비둘기파적 촉매와 개선된 위험 선호도와 일치하므로 SPY 롱. 4. 위험: 약세론자들은 펌프 후 하락을 예상; 이란의 지정학적 충격이 상승분을 반전시킬 수 있음; "레미가 사라진 지금은 아무것도 중요하지 않다"는 불확실성을 시사. 기간: 단기 핵심 포인트: - 연준 의사록, 금리 인상 없음 확인 - VIX와 유가 하락 - 마감 시 펌프 예상 - 약세론자 여전히 활동 중 티커: KOSPI (코스피 지수) - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리: +0.8 발언자: u/Flat-Focus7966 투자 의견: 1. 사실: "코스피가 오늘 폭등하여 상한가 회로 차단기가 발동될 것..." 댓글이 +9 추천을 받음. 추가 댓글 "한국인들은 나중에 이걸 떨어뜨릴 수 있다는 사실에 군침을 흘리고 있다" (+7)는 현지 강세 기대를 강화. 2. 연결: 숏 스퀴즈 또는 긍정적 지정학적 촉매(예: 휴전 관련 반등)가 급등을 촉발하여 회로 차단기가 발동될 것으로 예상. 3. 판단: 강한 커뮤니티 확신에 기반한 KOSPI 롱

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[+27] u/watchloltv: I hate the average American voter.

[+22] u/I_killed_the_kraken: Roses are red,

violets are blue,

0DTEs looked easy,

now my rent is overdue 🤌🏻

[+21] u/saintmitchy: THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ IS CLOPEN!

[+19] u/Worried_Quarter469: *I am exit liquidity*

*I perform a vital market function*

*Without me there would be no trillionaires*

*I am important*

*I am valuable*

*I am enough*

[+18] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: I legit think we might be entering a bear market. I’m a dentist. My profession is deemed an “economic barometer.” And out of the eight years I have been practicing, I’ve never seen patients put of necessary treatment due to finances like I have recently. All of my colleagues are in agreement. Just a word of caution.

[+15] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Wish I could make a 100M and just call it a day

[+14] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Market has not given a single fuck about the war and pretended it was over for weeks now

But RIGHT when I load calls it suddenly cares again. Oh sorry let me get to my wagecage I won’t escape from today

[+14] u/Moepenmoes: How do I restart this game? I'm stuck

[+13] u/Starkfault: “Hedge” lmao I don’t even wear condoms

[+13] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: I mean… $600 in 3 days… $1000 from its high…. and I figured it’s time to buy SNDK…

WHAT THE FUCK MANNNN

[+12] u/Useful_Donut6789: Step 1: lay in fetal position

Step 2: try not to cry

Step 3: cry

[+12] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: Will the bloodbath continue when market opens?

[+12] u/puts_every_day: Thinking about the guy that said he will get liquidate at MU 880. 😢

[+12] u/stupidber: Market can't go down today its illegal

[+12] u/taffy_laffy: Put all your money in RKLB and chill. 

They went from a joke spac to becoming an SPCX rival in 5 years. literally unheard of. 

They're also going to be profitable within a year again beating Elon. Literally the best management of any growth stock.

[+11] u/Vlashaaak: Just gonna turn off my internet and do drugs today so my regarded ass doesn’t buy this dip, only for it to go down even further

[+11] u/poopyplayer69: i'm so cooked bruv 😞

[+11] u/Spare_Quantity_7679: I’m financially ruined

[+11] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Fuck both the straights &amp; the gays of Hormuz at this point

[+11] u/FLRugDealer: You declare war? I declare bankruptcy. We are not the same.

[+11] u/Comrade_Durge: Still, all news aside, DRAM stocks dropping 20-30% on outstanding earnings and positive forward guidance is absolute lunacy. Especially when you look at the broader semi cycle - demand for HBM is still outstripping supply, so a sell-off this aggressive makes zero fundamental sense.

Meanwhile, you’ve got SPCX still up 10% post-IPO at a ridiculous multiple, completely defying gravity while other space stocks are bleeding 20-30%. 

MM market manipulation at its finest.

[+11] u/night_shredder: staircase up, terminal velocity atmospheric re-entry down

[+11] u/hayleybts: No wonder 🥭 bankrupted a casino

[+10] u/Happy-Champion1661: # You bought the memory top? You thot it was gonna recover? You bought the dip? The dip kept dipping? You got rugged by taco? 

# Is there even anything that went right?

# LMAO 🤌

[+10] u/kill-devil-films: Havent seen this much red since I went down on a girl during shark week.

[+10] u/stupidber: Calls today can't miss

[+10] u/ateranol: Do not open up Robin Hood! What you don't know can't hurt you

[+10] u/Severe-Philosopher74: The claim that Big Tech lacks a clear return on investment for its massive AI capital expenditures is a years-old argument that the market willfully ignored while driving semiconductor stocks to historic highs. Institutional funds are simply using this recycled narrative to manufacture panic, allowing them to shake out retail investors and quietly accumulate shares at a steep discount before the next earnings cycle.

[+10] u/IllustriousPrize6814: Trump press conf 15 min before market opens
Great
Calls it is

[+9] u/OneJellyfish5980: FUCKKKK WE GOT REVERSE TACOD. IM GONNA BUY AN SPX CALL FOR THE HOPE OF THE DOUBLE REVERSE TACO. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸  
LIBERATION DAY 2.0  IS HERE   
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[+9] u/Star_Lord924: Jesus christ this market is fucked

[+9] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Rip bullmarket March 2026 - May 2026 part 2 coming soon keep DCA

[+9] u/oldprecision: Relax guys, we are just bombing the missile sites that we eliminated in February.

[+8] u/Dependent-Weakness23: Im the worst trader ever

[+8] u/ChreeKnowsBest: SNDK officially down 32% in a week. Are people allowed to panic yet ?

[+8] u/Educational_Party270: Need to shake out all these overleveraged pussies before going higher

[+8] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: You regards spent months waiting for an Iran deal only to be back to square one

[+8] u/Separate-Scene4672: 🌮 before market opens “ I just had a great talk with the officials of Iran”

[+8] u/regardednostradamus: One more high $754 $757, then puts

[+8] u/Duckgoesmoomoo: Doesn't matter. I'll be green again by 2040

[+8] u/Prior_Funny: I should have cashed out mid June and adopted a dog. Anyone got a Time Machine??

[+8] u/VTI4LYFE69: DONT OPEN THE MARKET UNTIL WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON

[+8] u/Any_Influence_8305: My uncle has been a doctor for over 30 years and when I started investing he told me this story about a colleague that lost everything because he went all in on one stock. Dude basically full ported at the top and watched it vaporize, complained about it for a couple weeks and then killed himself. 

Be careful out there regards I'm seeing more people either post hotline numbers or post shit that makes it clear they should be calling one, times like these will pass just stay diversified and never go full regard

Edit to add: stock was Janus and he lost over half a mil

[+7] u/YourCautionaryTale: Loaded to the gills on 745p's yesterday afternoon. 

Maybe I'll take a vacation soon. 😎

[+7] u/deben360: I dont understand anything

[+7] u/blemdemman: these fuckin retards man

[+7] u/barnshaw292: The real dump comes in about 3 hours 15 mins lol

[+7] u/SpecialTrust2045: So I guess for the 1000th time, they are right that retailers never win

[+7] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: The cool thing about gamma is it works in both directions 🤓

[+7] u/xeemyy: I’m down 17k. Thank god I’m a pussy and it’s just shares 🤌

[+7] u/Club-Loud: Aite im sitting out of this one

[+7] u/ateranol: War is bullish though. We crash 5% on the announcement of war and rally 10% on peace deal ad infinitum. Literally an infinite money glitch

[+7] u/Starkfault: Stocks will never go up again

[+7] u/hayleybts: I miss sleepy markets

[+7] u/MoleMan199: Time to start dollar cost averaging 🌽 when it drops back to 30k

[+7] u/Cultural-Gate1583: I don't recall booking a bottomless brunch.

[+7] u/Boring_Ad7277: shit looks like november - april 2025 all over again 

5 months of just sideways

[+7] u/corndog_messiah: Rotation back into semis already loading

[+7] u/Starkfault: Using me to train an AI doesn’t make any sense. You’d end up with a poor, idiot AI that shitposts too much

[+6] u/jonneh: No way that the “memorandum of understanding” that was signed…

\**checks notes*\*

**Less than a month ago** 

in…

\**checks notes*\*

**Versailles** of all places is coming to an end this quickly 😅💀

[+6] u/IndividualNo7155: I miss the times when my unrealized profit was positive (2 days ago)

[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Nasdaq the new KOSPI

[+6] u/AlGAdams: MSFT nearing 400 is what caused WW3

[+6] u/ebitdasga: SOXL now -50% from its highs smh

[+6] u/mmal55: Is it possible semi’s actually recover anyway today?  Maybe a rotation back into semi’s is a working strategy since they actually did well during the war

[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Macron told Orangoman that USA lost to Iran and not Belgium as a joke and now we are all promoted to longterm investors

[+6] u/dumbest-bastard: I would like to restart the week.

[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: spy and mssft both red, this will not hold

[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: MU. Is my mother in law name.

[+6] u/JakeMargiela: 🍊 shot a few missiles just cus jr felt like buying calls

[+6] u/zuziannka: I’m starting to realize that the traditional 9-5 corporate environment might not be the right fit for me. I struggle to genuinely laugh at my colleagues’ jokes or stay socially engaged enough to hold conversations that go beyond pure work topics.

[+6] u/RogerBalderer: I bet we have any nonsensical pump at open

[+6] u/Starkfault: Gonna buy so much DRAM

&gt;!At $10!&lt;

[+6] u/Evander85: Walk it back and let us pump 3% on that news

[+6] u/hayleybts: Memorandum of Mutual Misunderstanding and Manipulation

[+6] u/NotMe357: "These parabolic move unwinds in the semis and in the data center assisters are playing out like all other parabolic moves, vicious , sudden. Now we are in no man's land for many, too later to sell but way too early to buy."

---- Jim Cramer

[+5] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Time to stop looking at my LEAPS for a month. I did not successfully trade the art of the 🥭

[+5] u/Got_yayo: War is back on the menu boys!

[+5] u/sheep-pup: Just landed in Japan 😎

[+5] u/Commercial_Ease8053: https://preview.redd.it/r29fzsohczbh1.jpeg?width=1206&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c2bcfbedb259da05b91935a505f1402d0b3bcfa0

[+5] u/jonneh: My port this morning:

# EJECTO SEATO CUHZ 🤣🤣

[+5] u/Les7X: Thing is I can non longer trust anything as long as 🥭 is in charge. One tweet and trilions move on nothing. Guess I'm going back to bonds until he's removed, fuck all of this

[+5] u/Le_pants_de_marche: May attempt a no-death Dark Souls run today rather than reopen the trading app.... will hurt less

[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: is everyone having a nice morning?

[+5] u/Koki4kok: I have been eliminated from the tournament

[+5] u/trsx5: Rate hikes back on the table - wish I was 100% cash gang

[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Good thing I bought the dip yesterday before close

[+5] u/Prior_Funny: I miss the days when we made fun of bears

[+5] u/SelfAwareSausage: What is there to discuss besides Mango Man gangbanging my portfolio into oblivion :/

[+5] u/VanguardDeezNuts: Koreans back to eating Nongshim instead of bulgogi

[+5] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Guess im broke and homeless now

[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: Post the hotline for the 🥭 accounts

[+5] u/MyCodenameIsIan: Puts are so obvious, so calls are the play on open.

[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: A bad day for investor is a great day for day trader

[+5] u/KayMS_: The worlds gonna end soon anyways idgaf

[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: "buy the dip"  
one does not simply buy the dip during the time of irreversible structural crisis within Capitalism and America itself.  
dump it.

[+5] u/JakeMargiela: damn market made me cancel my dashpass times are tuff

[+5] u/xeemyy: Everybody congratulate our fellow valued poster [u/stupidber](u/stupidber) on his Reddit cake day.🎉

[+5] u/ebitdasga: Is this a fake V or is 🌮prepping for a tweet?

[+5] u/poo0sy: Well, good thing I sold CCs yesterday. Plenty of cash to become community members in even more stocks now.

[+5] u/-0x00000000: Hey guys, I haven’t check the market yet. I threw 3k at 747 7/8 calls at close yesterday. How are they doing? 🙂 we goin up today! Yeah boi.

Now let me just check what the market looks like…

[+5] u/BFox1982: Gonna do the cinnamon challenge except I'll boof the cinnamon.

[+5] u/poo0sy: Every time I think I'm buying the dip on ASTS, it reminds me that I don't even know what that word means.

[+5] u/hayleybts: Axios do something please

[+5] u/puts_every_day: They are attempting another fraudulent pump 😂😂

[+30] u/Verghaust: I lost 3 months of salary in less than 1 week, make it stop

[+24] u/justlosinmoney: God I truly hate this fat fuck

[+22] u/QueenAlicat: My money is safe because I already lost it all 👌🏼

[+21] u/RJ5R: Worst negotiator on the entire fucking planet

[+20] u/kinkyhentai69: Man stocks arent working out great i need a new hobby huffing nitrous mabe ?

[+16] u/ap1618: I’m so fucking tired of war with Iran

[+16] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: This guy really woke up in Europe this morning and said 

Fuck Iran  
Fuck Spain   
Fuck Denmark, Greenland is ours 

He mad mad

[+15] u/king_of_all_retards: Thanks 🥭 for the red light therapy

I really needed it given that I barely go outside my basement

[+15] u/RJ5R: Worst negotiator on the entire fucking planet

[+14] u/carcotasu081: I'm so fucking done with this shitty year

[+14] u/ts2fe: This gonn set my retirement back a few decades

[+14] u/heikici: So much winnings, Mr president I can't take it anymore. You are making me homeless.

[+14] u/RJ5R: Despite cheating, his team still loses

So he ends the ceasefire in retialiation 

....worst negotiator on the entire fucking plenet

[+12] u/Deshen87: Trump attacked Iran as soon as USA got kicked out of the world cup. The man is quite easy to read

[+12] u/tiny_toof: So about that MU to 2000…

[+12] u/curling_rocks: Together if we hold hands and begin our ritual prayer we can summon an axios article before 9:30

[+12] u/Voenker: &amp;nbsp;✊🥭&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;  
&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;\\&amp;nbsp;|&amp;nbsp;✊&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;  
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&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;/&amp;nbsp;\\  
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W I N N I N G

[+12] u/WordsHappenedHere: To navigate this market successfully we’re supposed to become oil and war experts. In addition to predicting 🥭 tweets for the day. You can’t just pick stocks sadly. This is the market we have been given. 

It’s unstable because 🥭 himself is mentally unstable, which creates an anxious and unstable investor base. 

If you’re feeling anxiety, this is why. You can’t predict any of this and you aren’t an expert on oil and war.

[+11] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: No words anymore. Just disappointment

[+11] u/DrSeuss1020: Having the entire market controlled by the tweets of a 🥭 will be in economic history books one day

[+11] u/4dham: if you liked micron at 1255, you're going to love it at 898. and just a casual 40% return required to get back there.

[+11] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: Fuck why did I have to wake up

[+11] u/aew2019: I’m not fucking selling. They can liquidate me at zero, I don’t give a fuck.

[+11] u/brute-forced: “[Exxon signals Q2 profit windfall as higher oil prices boost bottom line”](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-mobil-signals-higher-second-quarter-earnings-2026-07-07/) \- lmao, meanwhile we all pay tons mor for fuel due to price hikes they blame on the war

[+11] u/Efficient-Lecture-27: Hope the market goes to 0 so I can fulfill my dream of doing fentanyl

[+11] u/PuzzledLeader8941: If this fat pedophile can save my port I will hate him a little less

[+11] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Just woke up lets check the port!

[+11] u/eyerollingsex: When you show your manager some shit you made with Claude and she says it looks amazing and that I’m set to present in front of 50 people next week

Fuck you AI

[+11] u/PM_ME_OR_DONT_PM_ME: Calls at open. War is bullish

[+11] u/Calebsmoshh: You guys are forgetting there’s just going to be another deal in a week and that this is just a dip buying opportunity 😂

[+11] u/kinkyhentai69: All quiet on the frontal lobe

[+11] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: 🥭 got baited so hard by Iran. 

They are the master baiters

[+11] u/0DTEKing: Good Morning Exit Liquidity, how are yall preparing to collect more bags or lose lunch money 😁

[+11] u/Fhyzikz: I can't put into words quite how much I hate the fat fuck. And to think there are people who LOVE him out there. We no longer have a shared reality. Puts until the reaper visits. Then calls and a fancy bottle of champagne I've been saving

[+10] u/lithe_silhouette: Trump saw the market was tanking and is doing a quick war on war off reset to resume the pump

[+10] u/sami_regard: Spy will touch 716 because of the glitch candle.

[+10] u/lithe_silhouette: Ready for the 7am dump

[+10] u/TipEmpty8429: Hey does this mean we are getting back to the three peace deals a week pumps?

[+10] u/CarChaosCentral: If I don't look at my portfolio it can't hurt me

[+10] u/Distinct_Car7737: "We've had tremendous talks with Iran. Absolutely tremendous. Everybody is saying it. Probably the best talks Iran has ever had. Nobody thought it was possible, but we got it done. Iran is going to be a great ally, a tremendous ally. We're going to make a huge deal, an incredible deal, maybe the greatest deal in history. It's going to be a beautiful deal, a winning deal for everybody. And because of that, the United States is going to be bigger, stronger, and more respected than ever before. It's going to be historic. You'll see."

[+10] u/KittyLover-7: Look at you relying on a Korean taxi driver using margin and president tweets to save you

[+10] u/RJ5R: If you think you're a loser today

Just imagine today being the guy who approved the plans to put a lot of additional floors on top of an old NYC building and you forgot to sum all of the forces to zero

[+9] u/MaxEhrlich: Only way to win is to make no moves, just sit tight baby birds and wait for the winds to shift back in our favor.

[+9] u/daxtaslapp: Good morning my name is, Fucked

[+9] u/Haikoe: Jesus Christ volume is still shit. This is gonna tank further

[+9] u/whitehypeman: Taco incoming. Can't taco without the setup.

[+9] u/Mighty-HeaIthy: Mango setting up the taco

[+9] u/elitepilot09: TACO has to come this week. 

- Arabs cant afford a resumption of war
- Donny loves having the power to move markets with a sentence/tweet
- Midterms coming

- Why the absolute fuck the US would sign an MoU which had stipulations about Israel is beyond me. So stupid. 
- Iran attacking civilians ships for "not using an approved route" means they need to put in their place.

I'm holding my calls, fuck Iran.

[+9] u/FaythDarkHeart: Why is Trump going to war on my account again?

[+9] u/JoocePop: I’m feeling like life isn’t worth it anymore. I lost everything

[+9] u/NurUrl: ah fuck.. lets wait for the deal now or for the x post about the fake deal at the very least

[+9] u/chuastan: Don’t know about u boys. I’m tempted to take a position in MU tonite - sub 900 looks juicy

[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: MMs don’t realise they are trying to scare someone who is dead inside

[+9] u/banana-2139: I bought mu at 1004 thinking that was the dip…

[+9] u/ts2fe: it gets to a point where you stop caring. -40% or -70% is all the same

[+9] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Just learned people wash their bedding weekly, bruh I don’t even wash mine quarterly

[+9] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: Why would Belgium do this

[+8] u/extrabigbrain: building developer of building that buckled in nyc says the design was “perfect - except the two columns that buckled”

this is the world we live in now.

[+8] u/3500theprice: Fuuuuk had a dream I made $250k on my call options and it felt SO real 😫

[+8] u/IMayHavePlutophobia: This MF 🥭 says shorts will get burned, then goes on a bridge burning world tour.

[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Jarvis, liquidate my remaining fartcoins to cover the losses on my SPY calls. If we lose $10k at open I should be able to cover it with the 0.0017 shares of MU right?

[+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: difficulty setting

\- bers r fuk

\- wen V? 

\- no, not like this

[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: We are so soft, just nuke Iran and I guarantee they stop playing games.

[+8] u/Frozen_Shades: Never underestimate retards when gathered en masse.

[+8] u/aftherith: Russia is getting absolutely owned by Ukrainian drones. They are going to do something stupid soon.

[+8] u/CUbuffGuy: So 9 analysts all have APLD as a buy/strong buy since $44. Upgraded price targets to $80. And it has gone from $44 to $30.

How do these mongoloids keep their jobs. Not one of the 8 could think for themselves? lol

[+8] u/Haikoe: Perfect timing for Mexico to declare war on the us tbh

[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: Kangaroo time baby. 🦘 All I see is opportunity and it smells like straight bitch in here 🦘

[+7] u/Fhyzikz: I declare....BANKRUPTCY!

[+7] u/VinAsheel: If losing money was skill based i'd be in the top 0.01%

[+7] u/wheels389: im just saying... maybe the markets being at the hands of tweets from a mango isn't economically viable??

[+7] u/Sco_420: Bearish in here. Bearish Jim Cramer. Bullshit pre market news reaction. SPY green close it is.

[+7] u/wheels389: and when the traders needed him most... mango disappeared and wasn't seen for 100 years...

[+7] u/callsonreddit: Getting a puppy is better ROI than trading

It'll distract you so you are less likely to lose thousands daily

[+7] u/CulturalAd4728: Bro can’t just shut up

[+7] u/RDDT_100P: Strait reopens at 9:30 am EST

[+7] u/Orangebathroomtowel: That MF could have just shut up and the world would’ve forgiven and forgotten. But nooo, he had to open his fucking mouth

[+7] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: *Talks are going so well, so very very well.  So well.  These guys are so nice, don't forget TACOS are so back on Tuesdays.*

[+7] u/Kattilaeikka: If you suck at your job just remember that someone decided to put 16 stories on top of columns designed to support a roof. That's a career ender right there.

[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: I sold 200k in equities yesterday, woo!

And immediately put it into APLD.. cool cool

[+7] u/Frozen_Shades: Quick! Someone say AI

[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Bulls always win eventually, but not today

[+7] u/kinkyhentai69: Watch retail eat that dip up a second after open

[+7] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: lol @ everyone when futes was +0.09% lastnight, “what a pump” 😂😂😂

[+7] u/SkellyMaJelly: I thought I was being a fucking genius buying calls at close yesterday.

[+7] u/Orangebathroomtowel: Donnie isn’t getting any more lucid. Guess the next 2 years are gonna be permanently high vol

[+7] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: Honestly the market has another 15-20% drop in her

[+7] u/DeadInternetVoid: Y'all see why they repealed the PDT rule...?

Bags. Lots of bags. Sucker the poor into the American Dream.

[+7] u/HowIsEmuWarriorTaken: Some of you are ok. Don't turn on wifi/internet tomorrow on your phone

[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Bulls getting rugged like Egypt did in the World Cup match yesterday.

[+6] u/need20goodmen: looks exactly like the dead cat in my freezer this

[+6] u/patricktu1258: What pisses me off the most is that this was already an open secret. Everyone knew it. He just decides to say it out loud and blow up the market. Fuck this guy.

[+6] u/RaptorKing95: Welp I’ll be eating instant noodles for the foreseeable future

[+6] u/syedhuda: who would have thought war was bearish?

[+6] u/chuastan: I want to unequivocally state. I was not consulted. Why?

[+6] u/Cav829: I just woke up. Why does my ass already hurt?

[+6] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Actually pretty interested in semis and memory, like SNDK, now, because they're falling today because of the broader market, not specifics. That war will not stop the AI buildout.

[+6] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: Mr Presidente please I cannot take it anymore…

[+6] u/Sad_Bolt: Shouldn't have sold my put EOD yesterday

[+6] u/CornMonkey-Original: great - another day of buying the dip. . .

[+6] u/jb_1699: i actually forgot what green looks like

[+6] u/unclefire: wtf.  Sandisk was over 1700 last night.  What is this shit ?

[+6] u/LuvSicPt5: only hope I have is SK hynix on friday, if that doesn't save me then I'm gonna sell at a huge loss

[+6] u/Other_Field6502: What if we all sold all our stocks and all bought dogecoin

[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: 🥭 aint gonna kill the markets like he did with his buddy jeff you can count on that 🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅

[+6] u/ballzstreetwets: My 748 calls are cooked 🍳 😋 😩

[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: We will see SPY 500 in the next year and a half

[+6] u/Liability049-6319: Barak Ravid about the drop the most predictable article of all time

[+6] u/Datsyuk131313: Just remember guys, retirement is a myth. We’ll all be greeting at Walmart well into our 70s.

[+6] u/Gom_KBull: # Another day of Cope and Hope for Bols

# 🐂🐂🐂 ➡️ 🍖🥩🍖🍖🥩

# ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

[^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&amp;t=4339s)

[+6] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: Dude 🥭 bought puts when he talked shit about bears the other day for sure

[+6] u/Ok-Entrepreneur-8195: If mango finds a way to tank the market with this meeting I shall burn him at the stake

[+6] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Don't worry, this AM dip on crude oil futures is just insider politician selling.

lol

[+6] u/MoguriBanjo: Shorted MU with DRAM leaps to experience what a green port is like for one day

[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: did tung tung tung sahur die?

[+6] u/Abe2025: I told yall to freak the freak out and panic sell. Now look at you

[+6] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Hormuz bingo card

Axios talks going well, Vance on a plane, Iran agreeing to talk, threats, mention of winning, 

air strikes, open, close, deal

[+6] u/Orangebathroomtowel: How much is the US gonna owe Iran in the MOU2

[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Only the McRib coming back can save us now

[+6] u/0DTEKing: Panic sell everything and run

[+6] u/crab_people_now: I’m not buying this dip until at least the 720s

[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: "That does it - I said don't sink the boats until AFTER the market closed on Friday"

[+6] u/kryptonyk: Memorandum of Understanding…. That your calls are fuk.  Lmao

[+6] u/CUbuffGuy: It really is amazing how markets will always go down farther than you expect, and up 10x farther than you expect.

Like I know this will V, probably sometime this week. But watch it go red like 3 weeks in a row -15% ytd SPY everyone will be crying. Then we’ll end the year like +30% somehow and looking back we will all talk about how retarded bers are.

It’s magical. Happens every time.

[+6] u/likeabosstroll: Coincidentally I’m shitting my brains out and spy is dying. My bowels are directly tied to the market.

[+6] u/brainrotanonymous: I suppose I’ll start working on Plan B

[+6] u/spaurake: Starting a petition for Mango to go to hell feels like the least I can do for humanity 

And something about climate change, but I forgot what.

[+6] u/syedhuda: only real buls gon buy calls at open

[+6] u/Haikoe: The only thing that can save this market is 🥭 shitting himself again

[+6] u/DeadInternetVoid: The prodigious son has puts....

[+6] u/AwkwardObjective5360: Everyone thinks theres some sort of grand conspiracy here because its scarier to believe that the people in charge of the US are simply incompetent, which is reality.

[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Media16: Can we just 💋 and make up now at exactly 9:30?

[+5] u/DeadInternetVoid: What happened?

Did the Explicit version of the Epstein Files drop........?

[+5] u/MatthewGTX: I think I'm going to just buy some more micron stock rn and then cut my internet cable until next year

[+5] u/ChainOfThot: a clit is just a micropenis

[+5] u/CalRippedken: I'm already excited about the pump when talks resume

[+5] u/_Netgirth: Damn I’m not really mentally prepped to lose this much money this morning

[+5] u/DaFlyingGriffin: Oil just gave back half its gains on that pump from Donny.

[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Since I’m the quant of WSB this is the bottom. 

That hit the 2hr 416 EMA and it’s bouncing

[+5] u/Upstairs_Pickle5915: Even if the war restarts we Will go down 5% Max then he Will do 6-7 taco and it will jump 3% each time. He will pump sp500 to 8500

[+5] u/Future_Bagholder: You would think this would all be priced in by now 😩

[+5] u/suddenuser: Ceasefire over and Joe Rogan dead.. RIP

[+5] u/DipSniper69: I love this volatility

[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Today is the day we hit the circuit breakers, FML

[+5] u/reeeeso: Uh oh . I’m not good at this lol

[+5] u/player_zero_: Sell pre-market, rebuy following 8% drop at open?

Good or dumb

[+5] u/Merkelli: This is a trap gonna dump so hard at open and wipe me out

[+5] u/Crypto_naut_: talks going well… tick tock

[+5] u/winston511: Fuck I’m gonna need a big fraudulent pump

[+5] u/JonFrost: I wish to become President of the United States next

I mean why not?

[+5] u/ConstantTravel9: Don't worry, Axios has at least a few pre-written peace deal articles in reserve

[+5] u/iamjt: How do you explain to the missus that the account is missing some money. Asking for a friend

[+5] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Saw the notification last night that we bombed them again last night and my brain automatically thought it was Friday, I was so happy for about 10 seconds

[+5] u/ClassicNote1720: Memoryandum of Understanding (MoU)

[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Looks like more 760 calls

[+5] u/skeet_scoot: I can’t decide how far the knife has to drop on memory stocks before I buy more.

[+5] u/3500theprice: Dammit, I only bought 2 $748 7/10 puts at the close yesterday :/

[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: I’m not sure why I’m not getting margin call, but I’m too afraid to open the app

[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: I just know the second I sell and switch to soxs/sndq that shit will pump to the moon

[+5] u/Few-Frosting-4213: No more war? No, more war!

[+5] u/thisusername_is_mine: Help me, Axios. You're my only hope.

[+5] u/BillyShears2015: Guys, I think 🥭 has lost the plot.

[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I know it’s always the same joke but I’m 100% deleting my trading app till September

[+5] u/Chance-Duty-9453: Calling Iran scum and Spain bad people Is bullish right lads? Lads?

[+5] u/ghosty_z: The markets down and my girlfriend couldn’t make me cum last night. Not a good week

[+5] u/StophJS: Maybe this actually is the sell everything moment.

[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Why is 🥭 even coming to Europe, keep it in your garden Ameritards

[+5] u/MoridanArtorias: When FART and AZZ are better investments than billion dollar profiting companies. 

The end is nigh and we deserve it.

[+5] u/comancheranche: Welp, looks like I’m heading to the nearest Wendy’s

[+5] u/chuastan: Don’t V - time to play the game

[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: turn those machines back on

[+5] u/kinkyhentai69: Now that i think about it why tf are steroids even illegal ?

[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: This is literally the most bullish dump of all time

[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: I want to open up my app but the red beam might destroy my office

[+5] u/lost-identity-83: Woke up to Bloomberg saying “Cease fire was a waste of time, they are scum.” Trump

🤦‍♂️

[+5] u/Liability049-6319: Barak Ravid from Axios is just waiting for the check to clear. Your calls are safe

[+5] u/ts2fe: I should of known the elites weren't gonna let me join them.. I was so close

[+5] u/Famous-Cream-8221: 🥭 once again orchestrating a dump after bullish comments smh

[+5] u/eyuuuuu: I’m buying the dip, fuck this

[+5] u/PM_ME_M00SE_KNUCKLE: Circuit breakers or it didnt happen.

[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Same routine since PDT ended, buy Puts EOD then calls in the AM

[+5] u/chuastan: I’m just going to keep calm. Convert more cash to usd. And buy more cigarettes and beer. Always works

[+5] u/Early_Paramedic_1862: I’ll volunteer to do asteroid mining if it means I can get away from this market

[+5] u/3500theprice: Not my beautiful calls 😭

[+5] u/Environmental_Bag778: if it wasn’t koreans ofc its 🥭

[+5] u/RJ5R: Heard that buckling building in NYC will have very reasonably priced condos

[+5] u/Orangebathroomtowel: I’m up but this shit is still exhausting

[+5] u/fe2sio4: Tfw when I liquidate my good long term holdings to double down on 0dte because I lost $300 on it.

[+5] u/fe2sio4: Why is Belgium doing this to us

[+5] u/Impressive_Put_8239: Remember when the war was won back in March and the Strait was safe and open.

[+5] u/Dizzy-Blacksmith8837: If you believe today is the bottom, it's not.  
If you believe today is not the bottom, it's still not.

[+5] u/itsme971: Trying to not lose any more money than the previous 2 weeks

[+19] u/FinishWarm1746: Turns out I was never a genius, i was just over leveraged and lucky.

[+15] u/ThanksDependent1001: I feel honored. Fidelity sent me a letter advising me my account balance has dropped $46k and that they want to ensure my trading still matches my long term goals. Jokes on them, I was down $60k and have been climbing back. Calls it is today.

[+13] u/Ltheman00: ToP 1% cOmMeNtEr

what a low life I am

[+12] u/unexceptiontotherule: I want to reload my save from June 1st. I want a redo

[+12] u/TumbleweedHealthy226: The strait is clopen

[+12] u/whodowhodo: People keep asking why im not in a good mood this week. Like you fucking idiots are not fully invested and have tied your emotional wellbeing to the global market???

[+12] u/isP1tchhere: This shit will dump. Generational bag holders in the making

[+12] u/jasperCrow: The way the country is going to party when it finally happens. 💃🏼🕺🏻🎉

[+11] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Oh shit, they messed up.

“Belgium is 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear bomb”

\- 🥭

[+11] u/Razvanell95: My comments get many views but 0 upvotes.

Does that mean they suck? 

No.

The reddits bots just haven't been trained to upvote yet.

[+11] u/Fun_Investment1101: Can I stop waking up to a huge loss every morning

[+11] u/Waiting4Reccession: Trump: Did everyone get their insider trades in? Lets do it then

[+11] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Axios peace article loaded and ready

[+11] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Low volume run up AFTER a big dump, but, BEFORE market open...

Not a trap at all..

[+11] u/TreGet234: Recession over, now pump

[+10] u/Bam2458: Bears waking up to pure excitement of the Iran war raging on.

Finally they can cash out their puts and fill up the trusty Nissan Altima to a quarter tank. If that isn’t winning then idk what winning is.

[+10] u/stipsino: So i really sold the bottom again?

[+10] u/definatelynotme321: It seems like Trump it’s taking the loss to Belgium that well

[+10] u/jasperCrow: We all know he’s blowing up Iran because he needs to announce another peace deal to catapult us to ATH.

[+10] u/uncorrelatedgambling: Stocks in free fall, Spy -5%

🥭: ---

Stocks recover slightly, Spy + 0.5%

🥭: MarKeTs are BoOmiNg!

[+10] u/RockinOutCockOut: Totally legit and real premarket pump.

Definitely not a bull trap and will not statistically cause any bull suicides today 

Inflation is cured. AI and memory is clearly undervalued. No more wars. No outstanding issues with oil flow.

[+10] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie always fucking my calls like they're a 13 year old.

[+9] u/Ltheman00: Go to bed up 2% and wake up down 6%. What a **shitty** start to this Wednesday

[+9] u/le_pedal: Must be very traumatic to blow up your $750 account

[+9] u/tropicalia84: # HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT REVERSAL

# SPY 747 COMING IN HOT

[+9] u/DeathAgent01: Who the fuck is buying?

[+9] u/Orin_n: WSB is bearish, so calls at open

[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: **ALL WAS GOOD BEFORE THAT FUCKIN PIGEON ATTACK ON A REGARD.**

[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: THIS ISNT THE BULLPOCALYSE I WAS PROMISED 73 MINUTES AGO

:(

[+8] u/AlmostAsianJim: Look at me, I’m the exit liquidity now.

[+8] u/Ltheman00: I really use my own *free will* to come listen to what you all have to say

[+8] u/Hairy_Meat_9428: If market ends up I will kiss my sister

[+8] u/jda823: Dude got his 250 party and said back to war we go

[+8] u/Successful-End7689: My gut tells me the 80th war with Iran in the past two months will be over before 9:30 AM today with a Truth Social post 😂

[+8] u/isP1tchhere: Algos should be banned

[+8] u/OkBeginning9576: NOOO

MY BEAR THESIS IS BREAKING DOWN

I FELT SO MUCH BETTER WHEN WE WERE -1%

FUCK

MY PUTS MIGHT ONLY KINDA PRINT :/

[+8] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Al Gore tried to warn you, and you just made fun of him.

[+8] u/Critical_Concert_689: Let's place our bets:

1. WAR -&gt; Drop.

2. Retail -&gt; IT'S LOW! -&gt; Dead Cat.

3. Industry -&gt; LOL. Retail raised the price. SELL! -&gt; DROP.

4. Retail -&gt; PANIC FUCK EVERYTHING -&gt; DROP.

5. Industry/Trump -&gt; LOL. Retail. ☕. BUY! -&gt; Sudden Massive Spike.

[+8] u/2Frum4U: It’s a beautiful day! Get outside and repeatedly refresh your account value

[+8] u/teh_herper: Micron -3.5% premarket seems like a victory these past few days lmao

[+8] u/Comfortable_Goal9110: your second chance will be here in about an hour

[+7] u/Buddha988: Can't wait for Zucks next failed venture

[+7] u/vermilli21: Random 20 point candle LOL

[+7] u/Ltheman00: The V was never coming to save us, was it?😕

[+7] u/Templar_Swamp_Stake: Shout out to the Grok-bots on Reddit trying like hell to hype up SPCX. Clearly no humans would be stupid enough to touch that pile of shit.

[+7] u/Remote-Ranger-7721: AI bubble is just beginning bud

[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: Every pump will get sold summer correction started yesterday.

[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: AI trade is dead. Tech is dead.  No one cares about healthcare or SEX.  Money rotating into TRASH.

[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Red port at night, bers delight

Red port at morning, this is some fucking bullshit

[+7] u/arbitraryBlue: 🥭 today: no more Mr Nice Guy, ceasefire is over 😤😤

🥭 today but in 8 hours: there is peace, the war is over. Everyone glaze me please

[+7] u/WarEaglePrime: Why did Obama do this to us?

[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”

[+7] u/Maleficent_Top_4340: you realize they are just pumping in the low volume pre-market b/c it doesn't cost them much to fool you guys into buying calls at open

[+7] u/westernwasteland: We can't even hold a gap up or down there's almost never any point in holding overnight anymore.

[+7] u/Wows_Nightly_News: So how much money will we give Iran when we win this time?

[+7] u/Independent_Term5790: Woke up and we are already pumping?

[+7] u/SnooComics5459: believe it or not . .calls

[+6] u/Unusual-Lie8889: Me see big red. Me buy.

[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I'm not usually an options guy but this is the most calls at open day I've ever seen

[+6] u/Ill-Influence-1979: Good morning, bagholders.

[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: This war has been badly handled

[+6] u/I_work_too_much: I wake up.  I check phone.  "You've got to be fucking kidding me".  I sleep.

[+6] u/vanceraa: I could really use some sleepy guy that really likes ice cream in office rn

[+6] u/savingstrainagain: Watched the big short last night and just popped a Zyn in my foreskin. Feeling a little yippy

[+6] u/Far_Feature2702: I’m sure there is a ceasefire announcement coming as soon as people who need to buy the dip have bought it.

[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: I’m convinced the hype around these new models being blocked from the public is mostly just PR bullshit to justify this level of Capex without the actual product they’re building it for existing yet.

[+6] u/JJlaim: Will we ever see another +15% MU days?

[+6] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: i will become the Joker if i hear about iran war again

here in brazil we even have a dedicated verb for this: "coringar" (lit. 'to become the Joker')

[+6] u/likefenixx: This pump is bullshit.

[+6] u/le_pedal: Can memory bulls please explain the last week of trading. Ya'll were out in the thousands, so I know you're reading this. Most were spamming MU $2k at the tippy top

[+6] u/alcoholischeaper: Peace talks over... Priced in I'm sure.

[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: 3 chicken soft tacos

with a dash of mango sauce pls

[+6] u/CoffeePorters: Are your diamond hands in the room with us?

\-All therapists/hookers this week

[+6] u/Super-Activity-4675: me thinks today is a good day to not watch the market.

[+6] u/uncsucks: The fuck are we pumping

[+6] u/Sharp_Philosopher520: Fake dump to bait bears into buying puts at open.

[+6] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: The ceasefire where firing never really ceased is over.

[+6] u/Ltheman00: Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of coming to WSB each day

[+6] u/AppleJuiceTwo: At least Mitch McConnell is lucid amirite fellow citizens

[+6] u/Killerfeed_Reborn: When I dip, you dip, we dip

[+6] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Jesus Christ

It's Jason Bourne

[+6] u/Allout-Okarun: Melt up towards open and then resume the dumping I guess

[+6] u/Federal-Profile8857: You guys realize they’re pumping it up for opening to buy cheaper puts right

[+6] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Red mornings like this just remind me why I have to keep my job...

[+6] u/powerboner: My body is a vessel that turns shareholders into valuable shareholders while I remain poor

[+6] u/Alternative-Salad765: Wait and see, this will dump right before open

[+6] u/DipCheney: Lmaooo bears really thought they had a chance 😂

[+6] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Well shit I guess ill play it safe and just buy gold as silver. Those are always good during financial storms.

Oh wait, even that shit is falling.

What do we even buy right now? Everyone and their mom are already flooding Pokémon and baseball card markets too.

[+6] u/isP1tchhere: JUST TAKE A FUCKING DIRECTION

[+6] u/jakeisarake: wiped out almost all my gains since May

[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Insane that a hamburger chain stock is more stable then the semi and memory companies driving the economy

[+6] u/Unemployable1593: ok… who touched themselves overnight

[+6] u/jeromewatdoink: gold and silver quite cheap now. Maybe 1 more leg down in gold and silver and then it's reverse time - metals should shine again

[+6] u/lococommotion: Anyone here successfully ween off a 0dte options addiction? I’ve lost so much money I want to switch back to just shares but my self control is completely gone.

[+6] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Bought the last 7 dips… didn’t account for this many 🥲

[+5] u/Beelucky392: Can we all just rotate into WEN

[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Bulls, this will dump again . Wait

[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: SPACETARDS WE BACK TODAY

[+5] u/CMTTrader: Even 🍊 sounds incredibly super fatigued:

Reporter: "Is the ceasefire over"?  
🍊: To me, I think it's over. I don't want to deal with them anymore, they're scum"  
🍊: "Just a waste of time dealing with them. They're liars."

[+5] u/EngineeringTrue80: huge gap that will be GAPED

[+5] u/Neader: Well, at least everything is red

[+5] u/DulyDully: All in MSFT earnings.

[+5] u/M4roon: what der fk vwas that

[+5] u/Remarkable-Action708: Moscow Mitch is AWOL

[+5] u/ImTiredBoss420: Claude, the monies printing machine seems to be broken

Fix it, make no mistakes

[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: 🎶du bist gut genung🎶

[+5] u/stonksf: Yeah we ending green

[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: You cant just declare the ceasefire is over michael

[+5] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Stress shitting every day really helps flatten the stomach.

[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Holy shit the kospi finished down 5%. It’s joever

[+5] u/LiveMotivation: This is just a set up to catalyzes the markets again. 🥭 &amp; Co. think they are slick. Be prepared for tacos.

[+5] u/Maleficent_Top_4340: who's f'd? you's f'd!

[+5] u/spurkulator: Welp I bought calls yesterday expiring 8/31. Am I fukt?

[+5] u/Suavecore_: Really need the Hormuz strait to clopen a few times to stimulate the market again

[+5] u/Appropriate_Cat7722: Ok now this is getting old

[+5] u/shimmy_kimmel: Bears in here acting like this shit won’t be over by market open on Monday lmao

[+5] u/enc-nyc: All rigged, rigged I say

[+5] u/harrypotternumber1: You can lose money with shares too, I'm doing it!

[+5] u/4airplanes: I bought all-world ETF yesterday, that's why entire market is crashing today. Sorry.

[+5] u/spurkulator: What’s our play today? We puts again?

[+5] u/Life-Trade-6514: Damn now I have to watch out for Friendly fire and the Koreans

[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Remember hawkish fed minutes getting released this afternoon.

[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: guys, is 🥭 scheduled to speak in the upcoming hour? 👀

[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: It’s a beautiful day 🎵

To let your money 💵 get away 💸😭

[+5] u/Put3socks-in-it: We are getting killed out here

[+5] u/mks_csw: oil already fading lol

[+5] u/OkBeginning9576: ill be straight dawgs, just trying to turn $300 into $1200 on some spy puts to help cover my GAYCATION coming up

[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: FUTES RIPPIN‘

BERS TRIPPIN‘

[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Damn, bears gonna get a whole week this time.

[+5] u/jdfan51: Time to delete the app

[+5] u/hunduk: Is it because of the belgium embarrassment?

[+5] u/WhatAFrikandel: I have stocks in an ammunitions manufacturer. The ceasefire in Iran has ended. Naturally the stock goes..down.

Do they even want me to make money?

[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: The TACO memory desperately needs

[+5] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Shi stopped making sense after CERN shutting down

[+5] u/fuzexbox: I knew it was a regarded move to buy MU calls at close yesterday but I did it anyways

REGARDS, UNITE!

[+5] u/Aranthos-Faroth: Guys, real talk.

Turnip is currently trying to push a massive increase in defence spending not only in the US but with allied nations too.

A ceasefire doesn’t make people hurry up and spend more on weapons. We’re going to get a full on war soon so that the budgets are bumped by mouth watering numbers.

Then - golden dome.
This mofo going to go and build the most complex pointless national defence system ever.

Which is why I’m all in on shit like VOYG.

[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: NBIS is too cheap, CIFR is too cheap, ASTS is too cheap

[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: News is really bad, yet we are down like less than a percent. This should be opening at 720 if full scale war is back on.

[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: war dump already happened fyi

[+5] u/bringbackcayde7: giga selloff is here

[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Green by lunch? Fuck it, green by lunch

[+5] u/Kodster177: Good thing I make one dollar

[+5] u/Insolent_Kavu: Yes you can. Memory is heavily cyclical. People are frontrunning the oversupply that will eventually be created. These companies also have no moat.

[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: They dont know what anything means.

[+26] u/Vlisa: Never should have shot that damn gorilla

[+23] u/znightmaree: Things really did start to turn to shit with SPCX IPO huh

[+21] u/AprilsSecretAccount: BREAKING NEWS: Due to a software glitch, all missiles launched at Iran have missed their target and accidentally struck Belgium instead.

[+17] u/AprilsSecretAccount: This is ridicuous! It's July 8th and people are still shooting off fireworks.  One almost caught my Christmas decorations on fire.

[+16] u/-sakuranbo: Casino opens in 5 minutes

No crying 5 minutes from now

[+15] u/WallofNarwhal: I really can’t afford for the market to drop today.

[+14] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: If you don't cancel a ceasefire, then you'l never be able to pump the market again by declaring a ceasefire. Think, people.

[+13] u/SoloOutdoor: This fucking site should just stop having moderators, its gay.

[+13] u/RemarkablePut971: lmao, everytime it hits 750,  some shit happens.

[+13] u/DufflebagJoe: We are the new Koreans.

[+13] u/dadugooba: “I hate short sellers”  
\*proceeds to do anything he can to make them rich

[+13] u/FatFluffyFish: MU is starting to believe in itself again

[+11] u/Soffatjockis: MU really gonna be green by open?

[+11] u/i_empathetic: This old idiot is so fucking cooked, brain is mush, just loves to hear himself ramble. His vocabulary has shrank to like 200 words total.

[+11] u/Fleegalicious: Worst possible leader for the market genuinely

[+11] u/No-Intention-8907: Mango doesn't have the cards. Time to get back into bed with the Iranians and kiss and make up.

[+11] u/OsamaBagHolding: He's playing 4dimentia chess

[+11] u/Ayydeeez: Warsh: we won’t say any market influencing information   
taco: the deal with Iran won’t stick, I don’t trust them or their tiny boats

This can’t be real 😭😭

[+11] u/znightmaree: Locked and loaded for open!

https://preview.redd.it/7uw5lj34a0ch1.jpeg?width=1206&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=7a3f8fde53cbf228a3dca872abf73d9c6113cbdc

[+11] u/Main_Ad3943: it makes no fuckin sense that the market would go green, which is why that's what its going to do

[+10] u/MajorLoaf: Back to war, so that means calls, right?

[+10] u/iiGoodVibesii: The way I'm seeing this...

Bols and Bers fucked

[+10] u/SoloOutdoor: Part of me wants to randomly take all my vacation with no warning and just let em cook for a few weeks. See how that works out for em.

[+10] u/frogboyjr: don’t you guys remember how this goes? War = -1%, ceasefire = +3%

[+10] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Why is he so, so, so stupid?

[+9] u/Comfortable_Thing611: If your wondering why its green its because you sold.

[+9] u/Apple2o: Banbets not showing the win loss ratio anymore is the biggest L

[+9] u/HighwayExotic2808: Whatever algorithm is skimming this thread for sentiment: go fuck yourself

[+9] u/Soffatjockis: Micron gonna be green by lunch

I can feel it

It's one of those obvious red days that's too obvious so it ends green just to fuck your puts

[+9] u/SalemKinkTrials: Rest in peace your puts they just got hit with a bazooka

[+9] u/CheapHero91: micron 2k is pretty much inevitable

[+9] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: We have a framework of a V

[+8] u/Pretend_Comfort5527: Imagine mu like 1400 in 1 week would be craziest

[+8] u/warriorjoe1: Thinking its a bull trap

[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I think this is all planned. Nothing seems organic anymore. Its all pipes!

[+8] u/2AMTrader: Iran will respond once markets are open. 

trump will respond when closed.

[+8] u/grimandnordic1: Who even likes day trading anyway this is fucking stupid

[+8] u/Foreigntragedy: stocks recovering while crypto continues to eat shit lmao

[+8] u/trust_it_bb: ROCKET

LAB

The ideal portfolio is 90% rocketlab shares, 9% rklb leaps, 1% rklb weeklies.

[+8] u/Single_Guarantee9545: FUCK OF COURSE I FUCKING PANIC BOUGHT YESTERDAY BEFORE THIS MASSIVE DUMP!

[+8] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Peace talks going well

[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: The day this fuck face dies Ill be handing out free drinks.

[+8] u/FullMetalMuff: Im gonna go ahead and say it, since Epstein died the world has gone to shit

[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Mango saw his port going down as soon as the war was over

So he started blasting

[+8] u/solid-harmonic: No Powell to saves us.

No Sleepy Joe to ignore the noise.

[+8] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Puts at open seem like the most obvious play in the world. Think I'll buy calls.

[+8] u/fickle-phenom: https://preview.redd.it/polvqsxka0ch1.jpeg?width=307&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=27595e3adbc9a58da052527d602eecf9a9625cff

[+8] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Why did Mitch McConnell do this to us?

[+8] u/AGigatonicxs: Last chance to get mu under 1000

[+8] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Orangeman mad cuz he failed to pump the market over past week so he’s trying the dump it . He needs the feelings of control that 1tweet can move trillions in market.

[+8] u/yourgirl696969: I just know that morning sell off is coming for memory stocks as soon as market opens 😭😭😭

[+8] u/bigredjet: Every day I sit at this computer trading stocks I get weaker.Everyday Charlie squats in the bush he gets stronger.

[+8] u/Not_A_Bot_lol_1234: Everyone wants a dip, but no one wants to buy the dip.

[+8] u/RonBlake: MU is going to 2000 by the end of year. Ignore everything else

[+8] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Mango in 6 minutes: Iran are great guys, great guys. We're talking about how to handle the strait situation, but it'll get done. Everyone wants to get it done. Did I say that? I don't think I said that.

[+8] u/oldbeancam: MY PUTS HAVE CLOSED, THEREFORE I LOVE IRAN. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #BARRON NEEDED TO RELOAD

[+7] u/Samjabr: What time Cease fire?

[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: Alexa play 1-800-273-8255 by Logic

[+7] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Markets gayer than Fifa

[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Bitcoin is falling. Clearly pre-market pump is fake. Low volume. Will be sold out on opening.

[+7] u/DaddyDoLittle: Hey YOU 🫵 nice cawk 😎

[+7] u/Slootonium: makes ya wonder what new info they threatened to leak if the US didn't get reinvolved.

[+7] u/yourgirl696969: Please be green today MU. I don’t have another red day in me 😭😭😭

[+7] u/BarbellPadawan: Just remember, if you like MU at 900, you’re gonna love it at 90.

[+7] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: there you go, oil is going up again, fake stocks pump fading.  
dont buy trap. you think stocks rallies before FED says that due to inflation we rise interest rates?

[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Gonna hit Iran again. Market goes up

[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: microslop about to do what it does best ruin lives

[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: “Deal is over” so, bulls are fucked first but everyone fucked in the long term?

[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Just give me 5 million and I’ll fuck off

[+7] u/i_empathetic: He just called him Putin 🤦‍♂️ and then immediately started to pretend he did it on purpose

[+7] u/hioman01: I think red day is cancelled

[+7] u/Soffatjockis: I want MU to want me

I need MU to need me

[+7] u/One-Permission-9834: I’ll give it to you SPCX fellas, you mfs holding it up over there 😂

[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Best not too open the brokerage app today unless you are playing 0 dte..

[+7] u/Spay_Sex: "You know what scum is? They’re scum. They’re sick people. They’re led by sick people. And they’re vicious, violent people.”  

This perfectly describes America.

[+7] u/bimb0sattva: i just wanna make some money so i can retire. is that too much to ask?

[+7] u/RS3RRL: Who ever is able to trade in this environment god bless you.

[+7] u/CorndogSummer: Market indifferent to Middle East shenanigans

[+7] u/znightmaree: https://preview.redd.it/blpxdm9ye0ch1.jpeg?width=1206&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=ec2f8b1d6b1a21d3318147d201cad6679095b9bf

[+7] u/jraiv420: Market saved hardware green and software red

[+7] u/miss_L_fire: MU green… but I don’t trust it

[+7] u/lordyyz: Trying to run away from your problems?

[+7] u/scooterhomeimprover: Oh good, we are back to breaking peace deal and bombs = -.50% and rumor of ceasefire is +2.5% era

[+7] u/mangroovesz: FK U AND UR PUTS GO HELL!

[+6] u/PM_Me_Your_Mustash: All the dumps happen when market is closed, they don’t want anyone making money on puts even when they bomb other countries. Rigged rigged RIGGED

[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: I am the clit commander!

[+6] u/__nameless____: bruh, feel like it'll be a huge dump right at open

[+6] u/patmccock86: Please don’t kill my puts before open

[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Why would belgium do this

[+6] u/Fkn1v1mem8: i’m going to hold the 747puts i bought at close yesterday until EOD fuck it we ball

[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Oh he bought the dip! Let’s start a war!

[+6] u/bidahtibull: Musk is reportedly setting up HormAI, Datacentres in the Strait.

[+6] u/Own-Recipe5908: So, Vance is gonna get thrown under the couch for this, right?

[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Step president, I’m stuck

[+6] u/wmzula: Im gonna full port to SK Hynix

[+6] u/DufflebagJoe: Just don’t open your port, it’s that simple.

[+6] u/MancunianSunrise: Feel like I'm about to go over the top on the first day of the Somme

[+6] u/NotAFridge: this is the most illogical market response so it makes sense

[+6] u/mangroovesz: THIS IS WHY U TRUST UR 50 DMA SUPPORT LEVELS LADS. ALGO AUTO BUYS FROM IT

[+6] u/Benromaniac: This president is truly stupid.

[+6] u/Ceyenne18: AI up, MSFT red.  

World is healing again.

[+6] u/plumpypenguin: mango really said war was back on so he could load up on SNDK and MU lol

[+6] u/szokdogg: SPY don't know wut do

[+6] u/iSOBigD: Guys I bought a DRAM put so enjoy the recovery for the next hours.

[+6] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Poor bers who thought market was gonna dip. RIP

[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: whoever bought SNDK at 1485 I hate you

[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Can’t believe I bought puts two days back to back and I opened in the money both days. Is this make a wish?

[+6] u/Diguojigood: Hope you bought the semi dip

[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: Taking a dump simultaneously with the market. This love is meant to be

[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **War is bullish for SMH**

[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: so.. war back on = memory pump? what

[+6] u/plumpypenguin: microslop died so MU could run

[+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: holding memory is not for the weak holy fuck💀

[+6] u/znightmaree: Two options:

Go short/buy puts and hope this escalates to a ground invasion, millions dead, and a global depression

Vs

Go long/buy calls and hope this blows over like it has over and over again

🫵 your choice

[+6] u/Asleep-Implement5938: sounds like youre gunna shit your pants, get a tooth pulled, get rained on and lose your entire port. best of luck

[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Going to lift to take pain away from my calls :(

[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: Oh man today’s gonna be ass, if it’s not even moving near open

[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Bears and bulls fighting while market makers making money from all their options 😂

[+5] u/Trenavix: I'm turnin on teletubbies until it go green again

[+5] u/Rock_or_Rol: AVAV announces $500 million contract award from Monday, after huge earnings and guidance beat

Upcoming defense bill being pushed through Congress that has a 240x increase line item on autonomous weapons (DAWG program). 

Good luck

[+5] u/Ayydeeez: In the wise words of Samuel Jackson “hold onto your butts”

[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: We pushed back to yesterdays lows so it can dump without a gap

[+5] u/SmmaAllstar: It’s a mat on the floor with different conclusions written on it that you can Jump to!

[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: I seen many times when stock is pre market 5% and then when opens then on first minute stock is red.  
And many times stock is -3% at pre market and when market opens then stock is green.

Pre-market MEANS NOTHING!!!

[+5] u/noobletato: My gut tells me these low volume moves won't hold. My port tells me I need divine intervention

[+5] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: Big up day for semis it’s feeling like

[+5] u/DepartureAnxious5115: Someone needs to hit a Desmond Doss level prayer for us all real quick before we go over the top.

[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: NBIS down $100 in one week, LMAO

[+5] u/Adventurous_Plum3586: I’m not complaining about the green candles but what the hell is happening

[+5] u/Sea-Apricot698: War is over warsh to cut

[+5] u/desilent: this market is so dumb

[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: Please NVDA find a way above 200 today

[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Robinhood emailed me saying if I deposit $1, they'll give me $20

[+5] u/thrillho145: Premarket has been crazy

[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Anxios at 10am "According to sources, Ceasefire still active"

[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Rocketlab and Sir Peter Beck carrying my port to green. I will keep buying.

[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Doesn't feel so bad to be cash gang now, does it?

[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I can feel it in my bones, today is going to be a massively green day 🔥

[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Mango saying he will strike means he’s not going to strike and axios will print an article saying world peace achieved.

How do you still not know the playbook. He has never followed through on a single threat - either he does it or doesn’t.

[+5] u/Emergency_Froyo_3030: Look like another pre mkt pump, followed by a dump

[+5] u/One-Permission-9834: Bears enjoy your week, might not even last that long

[+5] u/WKL1054: One of these days "ceasefire" news won't pump the market,  maybe that's this week maybe it's next

[+5] u/GlobalResolution77: pluged phone with quick charger and can see a green bolt flashing but port still going down (?) Could it be a virus?

[+5] u/BarbellPadawan: Barron, I know you’re in here… what are your positions and plans to offset?

[+5] u/DumbNutter: How many times is the Korean market going to tank like -5%. Holy fuck.

[+5] u/Samjabr: Buying calls at the close when the market is down bigly has been pretty reliable - until I do it 😔

[+5] u/Geo_Leo: sold semiconductor etf at a 9% loss

now i'm back to 90% world index

so I can gamble away the remaining 10% with you degenerates, and not stress about it

[+5] u/Traditional-Cloud154: Peace deal announcement coming

[+5] u/SarcasticTrumpet: Pump for half the day to shit on puts and then we drill again yawn

[+5] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: With how much has already been drained from the SPR and China importing oil again it seems Iran can completely fuck the US economy if they want to

[+5] u/financiallythriving: We have such a long way down

[+5] u/ZeroSumTruths: Good news guys the market is closed tomorrow, it’s ww3

[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: “I’ll give a little warning: We’re going to hit them hard tonight,” - I think he is talking about the bulls

[+5] u/mangroovesz: SO IT TOOK US ANOTHER WAR TO PUMP?

[+5] u/potsmokinsocialist: How do we get in on this insider trading ring 🥭

[+5] u/ILoveWesternCenter: Another day of watching my money die

[+5] u/Bravadette: Today is a coffee and Wingspan on mobile day.

[+5] u/Tomieez: “Probably strike” = TACO

[+5] u/robmafia: wtf was cramer yelling about, re: palantir and satan?  hahaha, what?

[+5] u/itzfaint1397: for once i bought a dip correctly

[+5] u/ChemistryAnxious5472: Shorting NVDA and going to sleep ggs

[+5] u/ChampionshipLoose446: now the qqq's take us higher

[+5] u/fetchengretchen: Why is DELL pumping ?

[+5] u/TyroneSwoopes: Is there any circumstance where buying a nice PC as a consumer is actually affordable again or is that just out the window now?

[+5] u/Infamous_Ad3866: Why not just let Iran charge fees until it recoup all the losses from this war and then stop .ofc no nuclear weapons.

[+5] u/palmtreeforeveryone: it generally never ends well for the bears when they get all beared up in the premarket

[+5] u/empty-bensen: Alan…we are SO fucked.

[+5] u/Ayydeeez: Did you even say Thank You for all this red???

[+5] u/Metacog_Drivel: As long as the Fed doesn't raise rates, this bull market **will** continue.

[+5] u/wilhelm96: KOSPI from all time highs to bear market in less than 9 trading days. At least we have a solid role model to look up to for Nasdaq

[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Is this \*gestures\* a bear market?

[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.

[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Got my first margin call this morning 🙃 well email, but still

[+5] u/FartPolluter: Beginning to think that sometimes you dont make money on a wall street bet?

[+5] u/wildcat1055: was the ceasefire ever in the room with us?

[+5] u/Own-Recipe5908: People are so taco conditioned, but tacos take time.

[+14] u/da-pkitty: If NVDA doesn’t close above $200 today I will restart the USSR in my basement

[+11] u/Appropriate_Zebra586: Today might not be a trade day

[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Now we can pump on “deal back on” news!!! Let’s go Axios.

[+10] u/Exotic_Pin_1713: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! STAAAART YOUR ENGINES!!!! BECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE… IS GOING FUCKING NOWHEREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

[+10] u/Both-Improvement8645: Fastest way I lost 1k ever, wow

[+10] u/ez399017: MU is green? Am I in the twilight zone?

[+10] u/gamersEmpire: MU hodlers stay winnin 🤝

[+9] u/Ok-Nose29: Market makers remembered that companies making more money this year than all previous years combined in bullish 

$SNDK
$MU

[+9] u/IndependentUsual7444: My phone is overheating from all the money I'm lighting on fire

[+9] u/UncouthMarvin: Let's be real, bombing Iran is a boring, overdone subplot that nobody cares about.

[+9] u/dabblesest: Spoiler: 

Nothing ever happens

[+9] u/tgaccione: It’s so cool how we’re all at the mercy of a dementia-ridden madman who could drastically swing the market in any direction with a tweet

[+9] u/Juicypathfinder: Holy shit this price action makes me want to quit the casino

[+9] u/Patriot420: The best thing about owning nvda shares is you get to experience the joy of passing the $200 mark over and over again

[+9] u/No_Transportation785: It's so over we're so back it's so over we're so back

[+8] u/itsnotshade: Bears don’t realize that now we have peace deal rumors back on the table. Infinite pumps unlocked.

[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: SNDK and MU to 3000 lfg

[+8] u/cloud_cafe: if MU keeps up the gains today there's a chance koreans will see this and go x100 long leveraged into SK and Samsung

[+8] u/ErenCloud: Dump on a heavy volume + 7479 was rejected three times by 10:15 am. Yeah it’s going to be brutal

[+8] u/iThrewFarAway: # GEN Z UNEMPLOYED = GETTING DRAFTED 🤡

[+8] u/Saltysunbro: Orange man saying he will hit Iran very hard tonight. Why announce it before market opens unless he going to buy calls before close.

[+8] u/Senior_Yesterday_825: We're gonna be millionaires

[+8] u/ScytherDOTA: This shit needs to dump.

[+8] u/Big_Love_3070: I’ve lit 900 dollars on fire so far

[+7] u/clubdirthill: 🥭really said: “We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan”

[+7] u/Amazing_Orchid9433: cant shake the feeling semis are actually the flight-to-safety asset still

[+7] u/EatMoreSleepMore: SPY is down 0.5% and y'all are bitching like it's the Great Depression.

[+7] u/OntologicalSquirrel: someone said MU green by noon, it literally turned green 9 minutes into the session lmao

[+7] u/Ok-Nose29: If you bought Sandick yesterday during the bottom you're already up 12%

[+7] u/Juliusmobile: Looks like it’s about to dump.

[+7] u/Lebronsintern: Ok sndk get outta bed let’s hit 1700

[+7] u/CD274: War restarts, military stocks drop, makes sense

[+7] u/eternalfailsafe: Gonna do a panic goon brb

[+7] u/LocalAfternoonn: The stock market is the only place where people cry when there is a discount

[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: QQQ price action is truly regarded

[+7] u/Lbuck24: Just dogshit price action for months

[+7] u/natebro142: This is so bipolar. I genuinely don’t know what to play next

[+7] u/Sharing_is_caring_99: wtf is going on  
I buy calls it drops  
I sell said calls, it pops

[+7] u/ihopethisworksfornow: Elon Musk is going to fatally overdose on ketamine at a children’s birthday party in Santa Barbara exactly 3 hours from now.

[+7] u/InvincibleRoman: i was down bad... like over 30%... and now up 2%.   I am done for the day!!!

[+7] u/Lelwrektnub: Apparently war is bullish for memory

[+7] u/spunchbawb1: i just sold all my spy calls, now itll go up for u guys

[+7] u/-Ophidian-: I talked with Mitch this morning.

He said, "Bols are fuk."

[+7] u/j_b_1983: MU gets above $1000 and holds today, I will do the worm in my office.

[+7] u/Grand-Can-2544: Islamic republic of Japan pump incoming

[+7] u/swong0: Smci is the biggest pos

[+7] u/sm04d: Because he's a moron with dementia

[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: "We're going to hit them very hard"

Translation:

"We are not going to hit them whatsoever"

[+6] u/ThaaGZZ: Hope everyone enjoyed the 45 min of green this week xoxo gossipgirl

[+6] u/perceptive_AI: What I eat in a day .... water 0 calories

[+6] u/tonyaustin6: I’ve been coming to these threads for about a decade now and I’m noticeably dumber for it

[+6] u/LoL_Journal: # SINK THE SHIT OUT OF THIS STUPID AND MANIPULATED MARKET

[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Bruh. Contracts are too fuckin go expensive today for this shit to not move.

[+6] u/Old_Traffic886: if MU hits 1300 in 2 weeks, ill go bald everywhere, mark my words.

[+6] u/Antiwhippy: Friday at the close: "Axios reports rumblings that Trump and the Supreme leader of Iran are learning how to do the cha cha slide together, maybe indicating a concept of a truce"

[+6] u/Efficient-Swimmer30: Why did I not get out of MSFT at $395 yesterday.

[+6] u/Agitated_Garbage9404: red green red green RED/GREEN

[+6] u/Buydipstothemoon: MU back to 1k today?!

[+6] u/Federal-Watch: How is 🥭 confusing Iran with Japan on international broadcast

…I just can’t with this guy

[+6] u/jostradumass: No V today. We drop again shortly. $740-$739 inbound.

[+6] u/Key_Improvement_9229: YOUR JOB is to ONLY push the “buy” button 

Thats it

[+6] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bers are downvoting everything bullish we are so back

[+6] u/WormBurnerUKV: But what about my calls

[+6] u/Resident_Plum5581: Market front running the next ceasefire

[+6] u/Lextron: carrying the memory pump into the afternoon would be the sickest fucking thing (sick, in good way)

[+6] u/BenisSpaghetti: Did the market price in Remy's passing? 🤔

[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: We've reached a point where 1-2% daily swings on entire indexes barely even register as unusual anymore

[+6] u/Lextron: memory is a safe haven

[+5] u/Knarre30: What could be more bullish than the end of a one day war against an enemy we defeated 30 times in the last month alone.
You just couldnt make this shit up

[+5] u/AdIcy3141: waiting for this shit to dive

[+5] u/Xzlk: Thank goodness MSFT is back to shitting the bed. Was beginning to think the market was extremely irrational

[+5] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Everything including MSFT red now. They are giving up on trying to hold this market up lol

[+5] u/Relative-Parfait-385: People are buying in betting 🥭 🌮, but the stupid ass inflation is not gonna 🌮.

[+5] u/AnywhereSalty7466: we will show the koreans how they do it

[+5] u/Pr_Master27: Memory is red for 3 days after being green for 6 months, and gay bears think they were right.

[+5] u/steem99: turns out all we needed to turn semi's back around was for the iran war to restart, makes absolutely perfect sense!

[+5] u/TheSauce69: that 1% NVDA candle is the most green its seen in weeks

[+5] u/cbusoh66: Breaking: Aliako Khamenisoto has been selected as new Ayatollah of Islamic Republic of Japan

[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: Land invasion in 5...4...3...2...1...

[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Either we're about to drop 2-3% on mangos absolute retardation or we're gonna recover the other half of this and theta out on a TACO tweet later tonight when he cancels the strikes planned to "hit them hard"

[+5] u/godsweetsac: This is gonna dump harder sorry bulla

[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: What the fuck is this price action today

[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: i think i hate money

[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Sweating my tits off.

[+5] u/technologyready12: ORCL $350 EOY (OAI IPO will pump it)

[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: ceasefire is holding (after the upcoming strikes) that's bullish

[+5] u/johndaly88: Puts was not the play damn

[+5] u/Old_Traffic886: MU below 1k is a bargain

[+5] u/HumanCheesecake2137: Micro futures are way less stressful than options if anyone wants to trade intraday volatility without the stress of options

[+5] u/NutandMax: Missles fired by Islamic Republic of Japan, SPY 700 EOW

[+5] u/theinquisition: Fuck this 60 cent chop on spy.

[+5] u/SxeySteve: Bombs haven't been bearish since March, but i finally buy ONE call...

[+5] u/ComfortablePiglet842: There is something so satisfying about buying a call and it immediately skyrockets and you make profit immediately and sell it.

[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Last time you’ll see MU below 900

[+5] u/mmaisumm: Orange tumor sucking 🐝🐝 cock again

[+5] u/No_Current3675: *Gaze into the eye of Shrek's meat pipe*

[+5] u/peanut-britle-latte: This market fucking sucks.

[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Looks like the Koreans went ahead and played Squid Games with my portfolio last night....fuckers

[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Sndk dumping 7% overnight and then going straight vertical for no reason

[+5] u/wafflepiezz: 4hr chart for SNDK looks like it’s curling up into an erect green dildo

[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Be right back after a quick piss monitor the situation in my absence

[+5] u/ICumHighlyRegarded: I forgot this regarded war was bullish on semis

[+5] u/LiquorCaptainO: If you would've invested in cocoa and sugar like i told you you wouldnt be whining about your losses today

[+15] u/FigAccomplished6580: 90% of my networth was wiped out today

[+15] u/l3ts_try_this_again_: Let's check how my port is doing tod-

https://preview.redd.it/23qmrufyw0ch1.png?width=478&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=9916f15673883c6e0c0faf48d3b42ee3a8813580

[+14] u/ajibtunes: Has anyone else gone from being super ambitious about climbing the corporate ladder to NOT wanting to work at all ?? 🫩

[+14] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Mama said there’ll be days like this.

[+14] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: We need Obama back please 🙏

[+13] u/sekak77: starting to think, best way to make money is this manipulated economy is by not even participating

[+13] u/yahooms: # IT'S OVER..... A WHOLE CIVILIZATION OF BOLS (ME INCLUDED) IS WIPED OUT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN.

[+12] u/Resident-Brain3687: Trump says he attacking Iran tonight :(

[+12] u/solidsneeze: ~~bull~~ ~~bear~~ everyone trap

[+11] u/hudson701: at least we can all look forward to another 'ceasefire talks going well' nuke to pump the market

[+11] u/aka_crashoverride: My 7-day ban almost cured my regard.

[+11] u/tombrady011235: Hey guys! It’s me, Mitch McConnell! 

Feeling great and ready to represent the people of Kentucky until Aug 3rd!

[+11] u/HAND__EGG: WHAT

THE

FUCKING

FUCK

IS

GOING

ON

[+10] u/LeBhikariLe: time to shut off the screen for the day. not going to be green anytime soon

[+10] u/dalooooongway: im tired of this grandpa

[+10] u/LopsidedAssistance90: I'm gonna go outside and touch grass, only green I will see today

[+10] u/Marcellouss: 10 days of straight red for me. insane

[+10] u/letsgocaca: if tsla hits 410 this week, i'll shove 5 ice cubes in my anus

[+9] u/AshamedImagination50: My growth stocks are somehow value stocks now :/

[+9] u/LazyToPickMyUsername: Insiders making some huge buys

[+9] u/All_YourBase: I think somebody has posted "it's over" for at least 400 consecutive days here.  Probably much more.

[+9] u/Provolone-Jones: Wait 🥭 says he doesn’t care about oil prices going up and Bessent says maybe US oil should trade at a premium? WHY NOW FUCKERS? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY OF MY FRIENDS YOU KILLED BY SAYING THE OPPOSITE?!?!?

[+9] u/nigofe: Close the casino already, lets take a week off

[+9] u/-IQ200: Almost got baited by MU open pump. 😮‍💨

[+9] u/Legitimate_Ad9566: The economy was fun while it lasted boys!

[+9] u/Chlo-Motion: BREAKING: SanDisk down 30% from high as market remembers that it sold mediocre thumb drives in 2005

[+9] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Islamic republic of Japan is truly one of the statements of all time from POTUS

[+9] u/nivix_zixer: Where's that guy who said MU was undervalued at 1200?

[+8] u/FartSniffer66642069: Market makers trapping as many bols as they can before pulling the rug.

[+8] u/tldamico: Someone earlier said SPY 748 calls and to thank him later. That didn't age well.

[+8] u/ChampionshipOdd947: This bleed is too slow for my puts

[+8] u/shanked5iron: NVDA talks going well

[+8] u/TacticalTackleBox: I'm so fucking tired of this shit

[+8] u/Cosmorto: Just collapse to 739 already 😡

[+8] u/Abject_Wish_3787: China Plans to Let Top AI Firms Buy Limited Amount of Nvidia H200 Chips

[+8] u/Hashcookiee: China Plans to Let Top AI Firms Buy Limited Amount of Nvidia H200 Chips  
Nvda 300

[+8] u/Far-Requirement9180: WTF is this, market manipulation for ants ?

[+8] u/StephenASkip1: Why the fuck did I buy nuclear I’m so retarded

[+8] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Just switched to calls 1dte. Fuck the bears now

[+8] u/Rajiiin: Good thing i already blew m'y port last week

[+8] u/SteakEater137: "No one cares about Iran"

Come on now, I know there are plenty of people that spammed this, where are you at?

[+8] u/StanleySheng: This is it. This is the end. There is no hope

[+8] u/Particular-Cake-6430: I am tired of winning, just stop this fucking war already

[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: My account went from +120% to -60% then back to break even in a matter of just three months. Oh well, no crying in the casino lol

[+7] u/regardus_maximus: mango literally just set up the taco. NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY.

[+7] u/yanqui_u_x_o: too fkn volatile today, im out

[+7] u/GrandKnew: how long until microslop gets removed from SP500

[+7] u/kim82352: &gt;  Trump announced that the US is ending all business relations with Spain because it is a "poor NATO ally".

[+7] u/Sick0h: If we can’t pump on bad news then all is truly lost

[+7] u/NVRBKDWN: Margin warning...FML

[+7] u/YOLOdollhair: Watch this shit rips back to 750 by close today.

[+7] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: Sold my calls for a 95% loss. Expect spy to pump to 747 again. You're welcome.

[+7] u/Loan-Pickle: Anxiously awaiting the Axios headline that send us to an ATH.

[+7] u/No_Stand5622: RIP bol and Mitch McConnell

[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Okay wtf was he even up at 4am? Clearly he's just grumpy

[+7] u/Cstooby: 🥭 needs to put out another post claiming that they agreed to the best deal that anyone has ever seen and that he's dealing with very kind well respected people over there who love America.

[+7] u/Leaguefizzics: I blame all of you for cheering this morning, this shit is going to straight into thr abyss

[+7] u/Snowman33001: The only thing keeping Mango in power is that the stock market hasn’t crashed.

Once that goes, say buh bye Mango!

[+7] u/SignalX_Cyber: You know you have reached rock bottom when even escorts dump you.

[+7] u/TheFreshOne: I ordered a V an hour ago but hasn't arrived yet. Can I get a refund?

[+7] u/NotRllytho: Bers may be right this time

[+7] u/yahooms: # WHERE IS JPOW???????? WE WANT PAPI BACK 😭😭😭

THEY LITERALLY TOOK ALL OF MY GAINS FOR THE LAST 3 YEARS, MAN...

[+7] u/confusedandsmellyman: "Market collapse" when off ATHs by less than 3% lmao grow up

[+7] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: I hope remy enjoys watching us lose money from heaven with nana

[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: I may have made some poor decisions

[+7] u/Zealousideal_Hat7634: down over 30% in the past month :(

[+6] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Imagine not buying Sandisk here

[+6] u/jonlmbs: That damn Islamic republic of Japan strikes again

[+6] u/Dog_Farmer_1983: It's holding here so it can drop more when fomc meeting minutes come out later today.

[+6] u/thegx7: PDT rule change has saved my port. From 2k to 12k in 2 months

[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: Gonna regret not selling yesterday. 

Greed fucking sucks man.

[+6] u/wkgko: NVDA chart looks like someone trying really hard to keep it below 200

[+6] u/tiger1191: How much will kospi drop tonight? A. 2-3%, B. 3-5%, C. 5%-circuit breaker

[+6] u/SarchFN: 🥭 speaking soon at nato, this shit will dump hard get your puts

[+6] u/Same_Bag711: It’s honestly impeccable how I’ve “timed” the market throughout my investing journey. Just lump summed a massive amount a week ago, lump summed back in February, lump summed last year around Tariff time. Like how 🤣

[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: Bols on life support

[+6] u/drkgla: End of the line bol.

[+6] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: Insiders rubbing their hands and salivating at the chance to buy the dip before the new peace deal.

[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: I give up on trading anything today... moving from the office to the couch

[+6] u/tommyboy441: Did MSFT say the N word or something?

[+6] u/DiarrheaFartLover: The dip keeps dippening

[+6] u/havntmadeityet: Uhhhh wtf. I thought I bought calls at the bottom. Turns out it was the top

[+6] u/Frequent_Bowl_3668: crazy thing is I'm also losing on a nvda call that i SOLD. how....

[+6] u/kairepaire: This dump needs to get started already. No more edging please

[+6] u/Stryker9110: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[+6] u/Napoleonex: Bruh wtf was that pump

[+6] u/J_da_CPA: Ok where are the Epstein files?

[+6] u/Cockballzz: WSB panic index is to the roof

Believe it or not CALLS

[+6] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Cease fire off and we dump 0.4%. When they announce the next peace deal we'll pump for weeks

[+5] u/ejunior1234: too late for puts at open?

[+5] u/MadDabbed: Actual disgusting theta bro

[+5] u/DramaticDirection292: This market is fucking stupid

[+5] u/Unfair_Adeptness_838: What have we learned today? War is bullish for neo clouds and semi, but bearish for mag 7 and military companies.
Makes sense!

[+5] u/Valkorion335786: I’m scared it’s gonna teleport to 740

[+5] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: SPYder is fighting with 740 with her life

[+5] u/boose36: Believe it or not, calls.

[+5] u/Leading-Future6691: Nice trap for bols.. 735 today

[+5] u/Wooden-Lettuce6151: same setup as yesterday, this shit boutta tankkk

[+5] u/Throwawayz911: Freak the fuck out and sell everything

[+5] u/freehouse_throwaway: well guess i cant complain about range bound till minutes

[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Aaaaaaand there it goes

[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Ever since SPCX all other space stocks have just gotten absolutely buttholed☹️

[+5] u/Maleficent-Paper4936: Fuck this I’m full sending hovr .

[+5] u/Heavenisaplace176: Okay guys the morning sellers are done we go up again until 11am then down then up again at 3pm last hour

[+22] u/bearhunter429: #Markets been CRASHING hard ever since America got humiliated at the world cup LMAO🤌⚽🥅

[+19] u/bearhunter429: #When SPY is green only a handful of stocks are green but when SPY is red, everything is blood red LMAO🤌

[+17] u/bsb30: I’ve seen enough, let’s send $10 billion more to Israel

[+17] u/Bumst3r: https://preview.redd.it/g7k7wyfiu0ch1.jpeg?width=750&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=c627c6eaf5f7256ca1ffa43600f8d121f4032f1b

[+16] u/Cold_Distribution273: https://preview.redd.it/qzg00x7831ch1.png?width=1080&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=65aa5f35f4b6f00097ab6439e72e28b24cf2ec61

[+16] u/MetalEnthusiast83: My ass is getting fucked like an Egyptian soccer team.

[+15] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: where did all my money go. has anyone seen my money

[+15] u/sloanemonroe: Pumping because he didn’t come out and say nuclear war would start tonight? Market is so stupid.

[+15] u/gwrichardson42: GD 🥭is fukin insane.  He's like my drunk uncle that goes on about how great he was in pop warner football.  How is this speech related to NATO?

[+14] u/TreeofLibertyFood: “But I didn’t like her laugh!”  Fkn regards, you did this.

[+14] u/Notmikeyouidiot: https://preview.redd.it/mx36s4yq51ch1.png?width=165&amp;format=png&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=b9646e0b697012f6eade746682f32275fe66b46a

the literal story of my life \^

[+14] u/nullzeroerror: God 🥭 is such a stupid fucking bitch

[+14] u/Fine-Will: Ask about Iran, get rant about immigration under Biden lmaooo

[+13] u/AttemptingToThrow: I just never fucking learn holy shit I dont understand what are we fucking doing guys market go up market go doen no reason nothing changes its all just stupid fucking bullshit

[+13] u/ClaudesSexBot: BRO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS A NATO MEETING, NOT THE QUARTERLY EARNINGS CALL

[+12] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: They took away the sodas and coffee at the dealership. I knew there would be signs.

[+12] u/dinanm4: Have lost 550k since May 29th   
Fuck this life 

$250k in realized losses and bag holding RKLB and APLD

[+12] u/E39_CBX: I’m beginning to have serious doubts in my ORCL investment

[+12] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: So for everyone who looks up to🥭- are we just going to ignore the clear signs of dementia and the shitting himself or do we really think the media is lying about this?

[+12] u/Humble_Code_6501: \#1 on tiktok... 

Could someone check his mental health pls

[+12] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: "I'd be the greatest communist in history". 🤣

[+11] u/Chrolak: I’m starting to think that I may have a problem

[+11] u/RjBloxks: What even decides these random ass pumps when 🥭 talks. he literally rambles and the market pops a boner pill

[+11] u/Thotmas01: AUTIST POWERS, ACTIVATE. SPECIAL MOVE: LOGICLESS PUMP

[+11] u/paradox60660: Peace talks progressing well.  Expect a deal signing very soon.

[+11] u/Notmikeyouidiot: ironic of him to say lunatics cant have nuclear weapons

[+11] u/GalacticPlutoBear: Buy put, stocks go up. Buy call, stocks go down. I am MM

[+10] u/FrankRizzoNGL: I will never recover from this.

[+10] u/yayaya888: Bear, Bull, nonbinary, whatever you are. If you wish for other people to lose money you are cringe as fuck and beyond pathetic. Try believing in yourself more instead of praying on the downfall of others LMFAO

[+10] u/M13alint: Step 1: Buy the call

Step 2: Say “I deserve to be rich” 3 times in the mirror

Step 3: Sue me for financial advice

[+10] u/Imaginary_Ad_5019: https://preview.redd.it/b3z753b141ch1.jpeg?width=1155&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=a51777c7c84e103aabc6cbfa54347ed7680d4c31

There’s gotta be something good in the making. I can feel it

[+10] u/ClaudesSexBot: WHAT IS BRO TALKING ABOUT?

[+10] u/ClaudesSexBot: NO MORE LAUGHING GUYS, ONLY CRYING FROM ALL THIS WINNING

[+10] u/xironically23: Fantastic that spy suddenly chooses to pump 3$ on no news just delusion

[+10] u/ebfeebfe: Market rebounds on better-than-expected communism news

[+10] u/Notmikeyouidiot: 740P just went +10% to -44% LMAO

[+10] u/Brawmethius: The struggles of managing boomer parents in the age of AI and infotainment.

If im not explaining to them, no that dog video is not real, it has three ears. Im busy convincing my mom 🥭 isnt going to Nuke Iran, get off the clickbait. While also busy convincing my dad 🥭 does not have some 5d plan for Iran and totally winning, get off the clickbait.

On one hand I want to continue making disgusting amounts of money on this stupidity, on the other I might actually go insane if I have to mediate one more fight over fake news vs fake news.

[+10] u/pablommmRSD: WE ARE SO BACK 😂 

i didnt know spending a full day of watching market was so funny

[+9] u/disposable-burner: Every god damned day there's some new bullshit to go further down

[+9] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: This is what happens when theres no soccer games

[+9] u/Crackastackaa: I am overleveraged and underpaid

[+9] u/Mr-Bonnet: MARKET TAKING EVERYONES MONEY BOTH WAYS

[+9] u/bsb30: Mid day V, EOD selloff. Wtf is this market

[+9] u/AlphaVires: Ik there’s no crying in the casino but definitely feel like it right now. 70% down. I’m truly a regard and deserve to lose money

[+9] u/Sommersun1: Bers really thought (maybe they thought right I don't know I'm scared)

[+9] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: DJT: I'm number one on Tiktok

NATO: 👀

[+9] u/DeezSpicyNuts: Girls are naturally just poop ninjas 🥷

[+9] u/psymeariver: This shit is impossible to daytrade.

[+9] u/MiamiDolphins: $17 trillion in investments! Where does he make these numbers up

[+9] u/AttemptingToThrow: God can he just shut the fuck up

[+9] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: “I hate communism” “oil will be free”

[+9] u/tenfthigher: This is the longest semis have traded flat in three months

[+9] u/Country_Gravy420: What the fuck is he doing? What does this have to do with NATO? Rambling tard

[+9] u/Aggravating_Ad_8761: This is fucking stupid dumb ass shit

[+8] u/Hussle_Crowe: Damn dude maybe the market really is going to zero

[+8] u/PROMlSED: Port is a sea of red and the girl I was talking to is an astrology believer. pain on all sides

[+8] u/WalrusHonda: The most genius thing I’ve ever done is fully accepting that I’m an idiot

[+8] u/M13alint: I buy calls and it crashes

I feel emotions for the first time in ages

I am alive

[+8] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Down $30k in past 2 days, Significant for me. This shit is March all over again. Fucker is going to re-escalate the war to crash the market.

[+8] u/ObseenKarma: He sounds like he is dying WTF?

[+8] u/pablommmRSD: hundreds of aeroplanes GONE

bullish

[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: presidency has done a number on 🥭, he's really struggling today, starting wars at 5am, and NATO at 12PM

[+8] u/vCharged: The psycho bounce is wild. Couldn’t be more bearish and here we go with the dip buying

[+8] u/Sovetcki: This is a bull trap right guys? Right guys? It's not gonna V is it???? THE FUCKING WAR IS BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE THERE IS NO FUCKING DEAL

[+8] u/throwmethedamnstick: Are we really pumping based on trump saying absolutely nothing right now?

[+8] u/AlphaVires: I swear to god the moment I sold my calls, I am truly the master of buy high sell low

[+8] u/Fernyfern7: If 🥭 is saying he's gonna hit them hard tonight it means he will taco at 8pm

[+8] u/Machiavellil: What the hell is this orangeutan talking about?

[+8] u/Odd_Neighborhood969: I held -95% 0dte calls and now they’re green lmao

[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: So we are back to only pumping semis.  Very fun.

[+8] u/ChefLeHaine: Smoked a blunt and I'm here for the ride 🚀 🤑

[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: i can't believe islamic republic of japan did this to our markets

[+8] u/Aggravating_Part8610: Watching CNBC cracks me up. One guy just says consumer credit is in good shape and another asks him why he says that and point out delinquencies are rising. Other guy starts tweaking.

[+7] u/stract92: Fucking nonsense pump wtf

[+7] u/PulIthEld: Just gonna stand here and watch it burn.

That's alright because I like the way it hurts.

[+7] u/housemouse431: give us a negative 5 percent day, full panic, get it over with? fucking stop dog walking me off the cliff you pieces of shit lmao

[+7] u/BakasanaB: Hey, you, you're finally awake. You were trying to buy the dip, right?

[+7] u/Klutzy_Concert_463: Wya guy that bought 120k in spy puts yesterday

[+7] u/kantargi: Bill Kospi +7-8% tommorow

[+7] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: 735 EOD today is the day

[+7] u/antelope591: Every spcx buyer in the red now....you know no one who got in at 135$ actually held. Rip

[+7] u/digdugbug: Ok I purged all Broadcom to jump on MU. I belong here

[+7] u/fire_alarmist: Lol that was a panic buy from the Fed if I ever seen it. Its too funny man, our government institutions are actually going to end up the biggest bagholders in world history.

[+7] u/vCharged: Ah there's that nice $1 jump once i have puts!

[+7] u/nick8852: Apple literally been stuck on stupid for 2 hours now

[+7] u/LawngClaw17: How many fake V’s can we have in one day

[+7] u/Juidawg: Generational bull run engaged

[+7] u/Apprehensive_Put3567: Press is not fucking around lmao

[+7] u/fuck_zebster: peace talks ended so they could start peace talks again and we rally to ath .

[+7] u/horse-meat-chalupa: The 🥭 is using my portfolio as a cumsock

[+6] u/No_Inspection649: Every year for decades, the S&amp;P 500 has rallied in the beginning of July.  Even in 2008, the S&amp;P 500 rallied in the beginning of July.  Who broke the market?

[+6] u/Fine-Will: I need to know Ja Rule's opinion before I can make a decision on how to proceed in this market.

[+6] u/anonkraken: What did that orange idiot do this time

[+6] u/Canadianinvestor1997: I can not exclaim how much I hate your guys regarded mango

[+6] u/Learntoshuffle: I swear, just putting my cash into a savings account will save me from going bald. All of you are about to be smooth scalped AF from this stressful market

[+6] u/Agreeable_Mud_9048: The streets are telling me we pump

[+6] u/LawngClaw17: It’s cool because it looks like a V, but really it’s a knife coming to stab us directly in the heart

[+6] u/Snoo-60003: I sold at 880 like a tw*t.

Had enough of all the red and its gone up since haha.

[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: where are our DOGE stimulus checks?

[+6] u/Radiant_Yesterday_51: You got to be insane to trust any pump these days smh

[+6] u/Successful_Car1670: God this nato speech is next level

[+6] u/No-Magazine-4717: SPY at the least 737 EOD.

[+6] u/Witty-Tough-9854: It can’t be statistically possible to be wrong as frequently as I am wrong

[+6] u/staresinshamona: explaining tariffs wrong again is bullish

[+6] u/AttemptingToThrow: The people all look so done standing next to him lmao

[+5] u/turtleofgirth: Alright sold my puts, time for the V.

[+5] u/OnceALoser: The market is playing games with me. I m Buying calls when I am supposed to be buying puts and buying puts when I am support be buying calls. I m done gambling for today.

[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: just realized spy has had eight green 6 month candles in a row

[+5] u/vCharged: Lol I’m down today on puts with the dead cat bounce here lmfao

[+5] u/sonofalando: It’s the Iran war never ends It will accelerate electrification and reduction in dependence on oil. Of course, oil will always be needed but it can be reduced en masse. We’ll see a resurgence of stocks like ENPH. If electricity gets expensive enough you’ll see more residential houses begin purchasing solar and more people reducing their reliance on fuel. You’ll see more push for electrification of logistics fleets via EV technology. This is the opposite of what saudis want by the way. They know the writing is on the wall. 🥭 has somehow pushed the economy even closer to a green energy boom. 😂

[+5] u/Miker1730: love love love you pos microslop!!! back down we goooo! 350"s 

shorting the fuk out of it

come on people join

[+5] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: Full porting oil calls on top

[+5] u/Stewarto_0705: Goodbye SPCX we hardly knew ye

[+5] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Imma need 745 not sure if we can V that hard though

[+5] u/Nut_Negative: Bears angry - all time highs soon

[+5] u/Play_Background: They are gangbanging oil already

[+16] u/thefrozen_one: My puts were up +10k now I’m down -1k   
I must be regarded

[+16] u/After-Donkey6638: WERE EATING BEAR TONIGHT

[+11] u/Czyzzle: I'm in a meeting.  What the fuck did he say to moon this bitch

[+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: I'm down less so that's a win

https://preview.redd.it/ai1aqo5pd1ch1.jpeg?width=1536&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=ff98f30acd5d9d1f7dec309c3416e33ed74a6f92

[+11] u/TheRealArmament: Sometimes the best move is no move at all

[+10] u/LarsTarkas: Lmao is shit pumping just because of 🥭 ramblings?

[+10] u/TheyCallMeCool1: my first trade is always correct, then everything after is a hole that i cant stop digging

[+10] u/diefy7321: Bers r so fucking retarded lmfaooooo

[+10] u/OakzuTV: I hate this market. Jensen could cough in the wrong direction and the market would 0 in a day then next day 🥭 could declare war against Belgium and market would ATH

[+9] u/MarginCalledMom: If spy ends green and MU +5% 🤌

[+9] u/ostlert: another rug pull?  I don't know how this lasts until close

[+9] u/Neel_Crashkari: Can we do the green everyday thing again?

[+9] u/kuklistyle: another predictable V shaped clown show

[+9] u/Own-Kaleidoscope-731: war? buy calls. NOT WAR? buy calls. Hell yeah

[+9] u/TheyCallMeCool1: its recovering because the war continuing means a peace deal is imminent

[+8] u/ervelee: I was young for my age when I was born.

[+8] u/Emaryas_Erto: I love the inflation

[+8] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: "former Tsinghua University professor was dragged out of his own lecture by Chinese police after a student reported him for "singing down" the economy. Dr. Zheng Yuhuang merely pointed out that China faces 20 to 30 years of economic stagnation. Within days, his entire 16-year online presence was completely erased."  

LOL and you are bearish for the us?

[+8] u/Geoff_Dawmer: EVERYONE FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND PANIC BUY EVERYTHING!!!

[+8] u/No_Cod972: LOL bers forgot NVDA's CEO is NOT a loser

[+8] u/killerbeeswaxkill: I will once again reverse the market with a single put so all the homies can eat.

[+8] u/sftheory: sold it all.  Next leg up incoming.

[+8] u/Memento_mori9608: This MU dip is so fake lol

[+8] u/POOR-MORON: This is definitely the funniest timeline.

[+8] u/Rnb42069: Spain should win the world cup on American soil just to piss him off lol

[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: How will we survive the sword of the Jihadist Japanese?

[+8] u/Scorpio_Rex: the V is coming! best V you have ever seen!

[+7] u/cumtwat42069: Fed mins leaked and they covered it during 🥭 speech

[+7] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Sold too early award

[+7] u/Wannabe_Physicist: Potential gains cause real losses

[+7] u/xeuropa: Inshallah Islamic republic of Japan

[+7] u/AerieZealousideal330: *Breaking news: I have now been made a* *~~long term investor~~* *bag holder in SPCX against my will.*

[+7] u/the7yearoldinme: just full ported spy puts

[+7] u/GregoryBeans: Fed minutes are gonna dump. Stay frosty

[+7] u/No_Cod972: LOL Bers really thought this was finally their day!

[+7] u/tarcus: Show me on the doll where the dip touched you.

[+7] u/djklmnop: Flat earthers need to apply at SpaceX

[+7] u/t33po: Like clockwork: WSB is freaking out; market must be pushing double digits decline 

Nope. Like half a percent but time decay fucks raw

[+7] u/thelonewanderer333: I just bought calls, so prepare for the most hawkish minutes ever + global thermonuclear war.

[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: ➡️Russia banning diesel exports and importing oil from other countries🤌

[+7] u/Repulsive_Wolf6774: Took my first ever 0DTE trade and made $300 on nvidia, pretty sure I’ll be a millionaire within the next month

[+7] u/Personal-Chemist535: W chart trying to telling us something

[+6] u/SaiyanApe17: You know we havn’t had a nice -5% day in a while…

[+6] u/RagingBearBull: Im very very bearish on the Islamic Republic of Japan.

But then kinda makes sense, they make alot of trucks that seem to do well with mounted weapons and sand.

[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Orange is off his meds.  He's rambling delusionally about everything except the issue at hand.....Iran.  lol

[+6] u/eljefechico: What do we think about the FOMC meeting minutes? Is this shit gonna tank the market?

[+6] u/Rnb42069: Trump saying Turkey is a NATO country in a NATO conference in Turkey

[+6] u/smellyfingernail: bers in ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES. Thank you jensen very cool

[+6] u/KeyFish9179: No V In the market  
No V in the bed 

Someone tell me who is hogging all the Vs

[+6] u/diefy7321: The fact that everyone is glued to what Donnie is saying is why they lose money lmao

[+6] u/IRunFast24: After all these years, watching Trump riff like a retard still blows my mind.

[+6] u/KidTone21: They're calling it the most retarded trading volume of all time

[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: come on NVDA keep pumping

[+6] u/urahozer: Confident in my positions but it's annoying as fuck having a president that can nuke 
half their value in a morning saying retarded shit.

[+6] u/Illustrious-Low4128: Spy sustains a V level impossible

[+5] u/liquidtv78: SPCX chart looks like their rocket launches

[+5] u/JP2205: So who thought Orange was gonna calm this whole shit show down?   And the nut jobs would let him be the hero ?

[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: SNDK bulls lost a +5% lead today

[+5] u/LittleCaesar1197: Everything I touch turns to shit

[+5] u/bulrfuc: # Here comes the D 🍆🩸🩸🩸

[+19] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: Should I invest in Islamic Republic of Japan?

[+18] u/Hey_Im_Flare: breaking news: nothing

[+17] u/Metal-Water: Contract goes in your favor a little: +0%  
Contract goes against you a little: -10% 

What the fuck bullshit

[+14] u/Independent-Eye9513: https://preview.redd.it/hsls6whzo1ch1.jpeg?width=4284&amp;format=pjpg&amp;auto=webp&amp;s=aec8385b5c264888e2a4aebd9dc0619c89cbbc96

JUST GOT A NEW HAMSTER!!!    
   
What should I name this little man?   
Need some ideas

[+14] u/Fabbbbbbbbio: GUYS I BOUGHT PUTS AT THE TOP MEANING IT WILL PUMP FEROCIOUSLY AT CLOSE

[+14] u/Pete26l96: #STOOPID FKRN BERS TALKING ABOUT A LOST DECADE LAST NIGHT LOL

[+12] u/Gullible_Ad3785: To all those that are seeing the layoffs and rehires.

Remember.  After trying to replace you with Chinese, Indian or whatever other nation they though they could the same outputs for less money, they tried to replace you with data centers.

Tax the motherfuckers.

[+12] u/PM__ME_UR_BOOBS: Fuck me trying to force trades. Losing thousands and hm getting a headache for no reason

[+12] u/APointAndALine: I can feel bears hoping for a red dump

[+11] u/WombatShwambat: How could the Islamic Republic of Japan do this

[+11] u/mike_from_here: We’re ripping at 2 aren’t we

[+10] u/kawkface: Remember $WEN tards? Thank God they're gone

[+10] u/Napster-mp3: Can’t belieb Iran beat us in war

[+9] u/wayzangy: Minutes implied no rate hikes this year, clear for take off 🚀

[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Fed minutes "Fuck the poors lmao"

[+9] u/Leather_Floor8725: Warsh blames 🥭 for inflation.  Tarrifs and Iran war were all Mango blunders

[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: KOSPI is going to fly &amp; have upper circuit breakers today....

[+8] u/lamechud: to anyone who keeps their posts and comments hidden, WE are all watching you... WE are all judging...

[+8] u/Few_Discount_7632: How do I turn 300k into 1M with a few trades 🤔

[+8] u/AlarmingCat7939: Vix and oil backing off, memory going up, bombing Iran and threatening to take Greenland again….  Back to business as usual it seems, stocks go back up, except Joby and Kss still trying to implode

[+7] u/ManyManufacturer6090: It drops 5 dollars, buy calls. It goes up 5 dollars, buy calls.

[+7] u/Final_Ad9418: Koreans salivating at the fact they get to drop this later

[+7] u/Nghtmare-Moon: cmon SPY, I even prepared popcorn 5 mins before the fed shit and nothing. . .

[+7] u/Supertainment: It was if you were positioned with puts yesterday

[+7] u/thermalstress: Ceasefire is over but the war is not getting started. What is this even? Some kind of situationship?

[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: Literally sold my SPY calls before the big pump... made $300 and its now 3k... 😒

[+7] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Algo trading should be banned. Zero reason to pump today. The MOU was written on used TP.

[+7] u/Metal-Water: Fuck when will I learn to Close the app when I’m green

[+7] u/Ble_h: So the fed minutes is basically wait and see. How much do these retards get paid?

[+6] u/Open_Waltz6902: Nice pump but I'm not making any moves till Fed minutes are out

[+6] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: President Turkey... And uh, President... Lots of Presidents

[+6] u/bikkhu42: nothing matters now that remy is gone

[+6] u/BigBludda: Bought puts at the top watched it go up another 10 cents and sold before 10 red candles in a row, hmu for financial advise

[+6] u/Polysorbate800: Every single stock, down at least 1.5%

SPY down 0.75%

[+6] u/ckami_91: Just need QQQ to hit 700

[+6] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: INTEREST RATE IS INCREASING NEXT MONTH BY 0.5

[+6] u/Long_Growth9961: I give it 15 minutes before we start the dump again

[+6] u/grandfatherdog: Okay, yes, all my stocks should go back up, but oil should not go back down.

[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: no more communism for everyone

thank you mr 🥭

[+14] u/McClintockC: What did we learn today

Nothing

[+12] u/ButtholeAnalogy: If we could dump 1% in the next hour I would nut

[+11] u/CockSmash69: I love this NVDA stock and definitely never said anything bad about jensens awesome jacket

[+10] u/rholt168: why is nasdaq climbing while everything dies?

[+9] u/904Funk: crazy to be down 14% in like 3 days

[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: down 30% on these goog calls today, fuck all of you

[+9] u/Neat-Concentrate-239: every day wsb frontpage is the same fkn warren buffet, guy waking up with red light, or some other low effort meme I've seen a trillion times. you guys are scum. do you know what scum is? you guys are scum.

[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: gotta be in top 5 most homosesual days of 2026

[+9] u/Spicyboi981: Yes, after bleeding your 0dtes all day, surely they will print them in the last couple mins

[+9] u/Flow3rs4Alg3rnon: You said that like you needed an excuse lol

[+8] u/Anxious_Aspect965: When semis and memory hit ATH’s again in like 1-2 weeks, all these bears should do a walk of shame

[+8] u/Ben_f157: Im tired of this grandpa

[+8] u/Informal_Bench_7219: I hope we pump into close for the first time in weeks. Fuk bers. They deserve bloody anos

[+8] u/No-Improvement3164: Every time I try scalping some premium selling a 0DTE call it goes higher and every time I buy one it goes lower. Who is watching me and running this shit show.

[+8] u/Optimal-Bad2871: low volume pump shit is fake

[+7] u/Spicy-boiii: Volume has collapsed. Sideways for the rest of the day.

[+7] u/Ok-Indication-3754: Can the market chose a direction already?

[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: I like to think JPow is lounging in a pool right now but still in a purple tie 🤷🏻‍♂️

[+7] u/JuneauMori: Can't wait to be exit liquidity for those Koreans!!!!

[+7] u/JakeColorCarton: Why would the Islamic republic of Japan do this?

[+7] u/sunsetmenu: spy dips everything red, spy recovers, everything still VERY red

[+7] u/Harp-Note: The market is rugged

[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: If you’re feeling down, just remember someone bought spacex at 225.

[+6] u/Morocier: When back to endless euphoria?

[+6] u/WalkIndividual5122: If you bought at 4am, you're flat  
if you shorted at 4am, you're flat

today is canceled

[+6] u/fredditf: Fed Minutes: majority saw advantages to shortening FOMC statement.All officials supported leaving rates unchanged in June.FOMC committee members concurred statement would convey commitment to dual mandate goals and emphasize the FOMC will deliver price stability.Most participants preferred not to repeat the previous statement language that suggested an easing bias.Most cited possibility inflation could stay high due to AI related demand, the Middle East conflict, or tariffs..In such scenarios almost all of those participants indicated some policy firming would likely be warranted. Some participants welcomed a review of communications tools and practices.

[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: MMs - "A single retail trader bought a $70 put on AAPL, pump it to all time highs now!"

[+5] u/pussy_ass_licking: My stepmom wants me to eat her ass or else she would not pay my tuition. What to do?

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다수의 사용자(예: +9 “sub 900 looks juicy”, +6 “time to play the game”)는 MU가 1000 이상의 매도 이후 900 미만을 가치 있는 조정 구간으로 보고 있습니다. 메모리 주식은 거시적 우려로 인해 하락 중이며, 펀더멘털 때문이 아닙니다. AI/DRAM 수요는 여전히 견조하며, “타코” 평화 협상이 급격한 평균 회귀를 촉발할 수 있습니다. 과매도 조정 시 매수하되 타이트한 손절가를 설정하세요. 지정학적 잡음이 사그라들면 950~1000 방향으로 반등할 것으로 예상합니다. 전쟁이 확대되면 MU는 800까지 하락할 수 있습니다. 또한 “나는 1004에 매수했는데 그게 조정이라고 생각했어”라는 경고는 추가 하방 가능성을 시사합니다. 티커: APLD - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.50 | 심리: +0.30 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: 사용자(+8)는 9명의 애널리스트가 APLD에 대해 매수/강력 매수 등급을 부여하고 목표가를 80달러로 제시했음에도 주가가 44달러에서 30달러로 하락했다고 지적합니다. 이는 명백한 괴리입니다. 시장 공포가 AI 인프라 관련 종목에 잘못된 가격을 형성하고 있습니다. 한 커뮤니티 회원은 20만 달러를 주식에서 APLD로 순환매하며 확신을 보여주었습니다. 애널리스트 컨센서스에 반대하는 롱 포지션; 심리가 정상화되면 30달러 부근에서 매수해 50% 이상의 상승 여력을 노리세요. AI 자본 지출 둔화나 광범위한 시장 폭락은 회복을 지연시킬 수 있습니다. “이 멍청이들은 어떻게 직장을 유지하는 거지”라는 발언은 애널리스트 신뢰도에 대한 회의를 암시합니다. 티커: SNDK (SanDisk) - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.45 | 심리: +0.25 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: 사용자(+6)는 SNDK가 회사 고유 이슈가 아닌 광범위한 시장 영향으로 하락하고 있으며 AI 구축이 멈추지 않을 것이기 때문에 흥미롭다고 명시적으로 밝혔습니다. 메모리와 반도체는 순환적으로 과매도 상태입니다. SNDK는 조정 전 1700 이상에서 현재 훨씬 낮아졌습니다. 순수 거시 공포에 의한 매도입니다. 약세 시 분할 매수하여 장기 AI 수혜주로 삼으세요. 지정학적 긴장이 완화되면 회복을 기대합니다. 전쟁 관련 헤드라인이 지속되면 반도체가 추가 하락할 수 있습니다. “이거 내 퇴직을 수십 년 뒤로 미루겠네”라는 발언은 광범위한 패닉을 반영합니다. 티커: SPY - 중립 / 관망 | 신뢰도: 0.55 | 심리: -0.10 발언자: r/wallstreetbets 커뮤니티 투자 의견: SPY가 716(글리치 캔들)까지 터치하고 추가로 15~20% 하락할 것이라는 논의가 널리 퍼져 있지만, 동시에 장 시작 시 (“전쟁은 강세다”) 타코 펌프 기대도 존재합니다. 커뮤니티는 분열되어 있습니다. 약세론자는 지속적인 출혈을 예상하고, 강세론자는 평화 협상에 의한 V자 반전을 기대합니다. 명확한 방향성 컨센서스는 없습니다. 방향성 베팅은 관망하고, 0DTE 스트래들로 거래하거나 명확한 촉매(Axios 기사, 트럼프 트윗, 이란 뉴스)를 기다리세요. “이건 함정이야, 장 시작 때 엄청 덤핑할 거야” vs “이길 수 있는 유일한 방법은 아무 움직임도 하지 않는 것.”

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+7 추천을 받은 댓글은 SPCX가 '똥덩어리'라고 명시적으로 비난하며, '레딧의 Grok 봇들'이 실제 인간의 관심 없이 과장 홍보했다고 주장합니다. 커뮤니티의 합의는 SPCX가 펌프 앤 덤프 또는 사기 티커이며 합법적인 거래 대상이 아니라는 것입니다. 멀리하세요; 겉으로 보이는 매수는 인위적일 가능성이 높으며 급격히 반전될 것입니다. 없음—해당 스레드는 이 티커에 반대하는 입장으로 단결되어 있습니다.

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여러 추천을 받은 댓글("의사록은 올해 금리 인상이 없음을 시사, 이륙 준비 완료 🚀", "2시에 폭등 중", "좋은 펌프")은 연준의 비둘기파적 스탠스와 완화적 거시 환경에 힘입어 SPY가 상승할 것이라는 강한 커뮤니티 신념을 나타냅니다. VIX와 유가가 후퇴함에 따라 저항이 가장 적은 경로는 상승입니다. 연준 의사록은 즉각적인 금리 인상 위협을 제거하여 콜 매수와 강세 포지셔닝을 장려했습니다. 단기 모멘텀이 비둘기파적 촉매와 개선된 위험 선호도와 일치하므로 SPY 롱. 약세론자들은 펌프 후 하락을 예상; 이란의 지정학적 충격이 상승분을 반전시킬 수 있음; "레미가 사라진 지금은 아무것도 중요하지 않다"는 불확실성을 시사. 티커: KOSPI (코스피 지수) - 롱 | 신뢰도: 0.70 | 심리: +0.8 발언자: u/Flat-Focus7966 투자 의견: "코스피가 오늘 폭등하여 상한가 회로 차단기가 발동될 것..." 댓글이 +9 추천을 받음. 추가 댓글 "한국인들은 나중에 이걸 떨어뜨릴 수 있다는 사실에 군침을 흘리고 있다" (+7)는 현지 강세 기대를 강화. 숏 스퀴즈 또는 긍정적 지정학적 촉매(예: 휴전 관련 반등)가 급등을 촉발하여 회로 차단기가 발동될 수 있습니다. 임박한 돌파에 대한 강한 커뮤니티 확신에 따라 KOSPI 롱. 단일 사용자의 아이디어로 광범위한 스레드 확인 부재; 실제 촉매 불분명; 뉴스 주도 반전 위험.

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