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[+18] u/CasherburyTales: My work asked us to use AI “to the max”. I did and now I’m in trouble for using up all the tokens. Hahaha
[+17] u/Savagebabypig: Cranked the hog 6 times today, nothing else to do when the market is closed smh
[+16] u/moosewithamuffin: MSFT has its best day in weeks!
[+16] u/Practical-Health3455: I want to go wall Street, sit on that damn bull and shout
OPEN THE CASINO, YOU BASTARDS!!!
[+14] u/EnginrA: I need something to gamble on I’m shaking
[+13] u/thehindermost: nothing like checking WSB on a weekend and finding everyone's even dumber than usual. comforting, really.
[+12] u/tika_dengu: Can’t believe it’s only Friday, two more days of misery!
[+11] u/sorbetluver: I am on my last week of unemployment. This makes me very sad
[+10] u/RepairSubstantial735: Some of you need to get a life instead of waiting for the casino to open
[+10] u/guzzledglizzy: I don’t have like, any money
[+10] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Nothing more enjoyable than losing weight and seeing ur face getting skinnier and jawline being more defined
[+9] u/king_of_all_retards: Guys guys
Instead of screaming to open the casino
Take your money and go to a nearby casino, this way you will also interact with other humans you filthy grass untouching basement dwellers with chronic masturbation disorder
[+9] u/FamousAd1903: Down 0 today.. better than usual 😂
[+8] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: Stop loss orders are for cowards. Also, can someone Venmo me $20? I’m so hungry.
[+8] u/RespectAny6866: Didn’t lose money today hell yea
[+8] u/DMND_Hands: when markets closed I just gamble on counter strike skins like a normal person
[+7] u/JordieTiana: I made $75k in a day on Thursday wahooo
[+7] u/music_is_gud: Many of you don't go out on weekends and it shows.
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: is gambling my only way out of poverty?
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: What a waste of the day
[+6] u/rhuffq: Casino closed today so I celebrated Juneteenth by playing dice with some guys I met on the street. I got my gambling fix in until they decided to kick my ass and run off with all my money. Which ironically is how market close usually is for me. So it all worked out.
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: Think I've had enough of this adulting shit.
[+6] u/LeakMyBigBowls: He's right behind me, isn't he.
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Only this admin could have fucked up an unconditional surrender with $300b LOL
[+6] u/DandadanAsia: [NEWS: Sanders Introduces Legislation to Create $7 Trillion AI Sovereign Wealth Fund](https://www.sanders.senate.gov/press-releases/news-sanders-introduces-legislation-to-create-7-trillion-ai-sovereign-wealth-fund/)
>Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) today introduced the American AI Sovereign Wealth Fund Act to give the public a 50% ownership in the largest artificial intelligence (AI) companies in our country.
how come no one told me this? i don't think Bernie understand that US taxpayers will be on hook. i hope this bill pass. Musky's AI bullshit company is now guaranteed no fail.
[+6] u/Qwerty58382: What happened to the silver shortage and collapse of the dollar and silver going to $200. Almost like it was another classic pump n dump like a thousand other things before
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Holy fuck taco is so fucked. Bro polling lower than 0
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: Ready for Barack Monday?
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Brutal day, theta just laughed as we burned
😔
[+5] u/oregano_believer69: Casinos closed for the day
Decent day, I’d say I’m basically even
[+5] u/Thotmas01: Man today sucked huh?
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: Best MSFT day in months 😂
[+17] u/SuperSwissy: Hey Mods get fukd you broke losers. Go work on your shitty ass table at the top of this thread that no one cares about 🖕
[+12] u/Samjabr: "professional" economists and analysts: Oil will stay elevated even 6 to 9 months after cease fire.
Reality: Oil tanks 25% about 5 minutes after cease fire signed.
Also, Gold will continue rising over $6,000
weeks later: Gold = $4,300
How do I get these jobs, where I just make shit up, and even if I'm wrong, people keep listening to me?
[+10] u/King_Credit: Me and my wife had over 240k in debt at the end of last year. Today I only have 36k left. I’ll have it paid off by November. I know this isn’t the vibe of this sub but I’m really proud. FCF will shoot up to 8k a month and I can finally live again
[+10] u/skymagic: New peace deal by Monday 💪
[+10] u/vremains: My life was better before I cared about money
[+10] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I feel like I’m at rock bottom and I’m not even 30 yet shit man
[+9] u/SpaceMarine1616: You vote for the mango you get the mangone
[+9] u/Micheal_Hancho: Europeenus big mad that USA is going to win the world cup
[+9] u/MusingsAndMind: plan is to build a time machine and go back in time for Sandisk stock
And short it before it pumps.
[+8] u/maonitor1979: Need Trump to tweet they are very close to signing a deal again so we start out green on Monday.
[+8] u/ConsiderationKey1658: # 🖕🏿👨🏿🦰🫱🏿🫲🏻👨🏻🦰🫱🏻🫲🏽👨🏽🦰🫱🏽🫲🏾👨🏾🦰🫱🏾🫲🏼👨🏼🦰🖕🏼
[+8] u/kdestroyer1: Why the fuck do people think META stock is gonna go up? Zuck has shit for ideas 99% of the time
[+8] u/Acrobatic_Ask_8319: Isn't it strange that there is this giant ball of light in the sky, that you can't look at, yet gives life to everything. Makes you wonder if He is there.
[+8] u/Acrobatic_Ask_8319: Tom Lee absolutely going to flee the country soon.
[+8] u/eyerollingsex: You ever wake up one day and just stop being depressed
[+8] u/A10cc: LOL gotta say, watching fruit salad man go back and forth between a deal being reached and then not being reached is hilarious
[+7] u/Vito_GYATafore: Gonna watch Obsession with a bad bitch tonight
[+7] u/0DTEKing: For WSB regards Trading should be allowed 24/7 no holidays, no breaks
[+7] u/igotshrimps: The fact that we aren’t even fazed at this incompetence makes me sad… speaking in full sentences will be considered elitism in the near future
[+7] u/justanaveragejoe520: Remember we only fight wars on the weekend. Believe it or not 8am Monday morning a deal will be closer than ever according to axios and the market will pump 2%
[+7] u/POWRAXE: Warhammer books are the most badass thing iv ever stumbled upon. The lore and characters are so fucking peak.
[+7] u/astromouse2024: If you ever feel like a massive regard, think of it like this
At least you don’t have 🥭 signs on your front lawn
[+7] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Australian soccer performance nearly as bad as my port.
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: BREAKING: AUSTRALIA CONFIRMED TO NOT BE REAL - per Reuters
[+6] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: I lost so much money on oil calls but everything is telling me that’s the play. 😔
[+5] u/TreGet234: Imagine if sandisk shoots to 5 trillion market cap before mu does 🤤
[+5] u/moorhound: BB if you fuck my calls over this long weekend it's both racist and unfatherly
[+5] u/jimbojw: Monday morning breakfast buffet: all you can eat ber
[+5] u/magneticpasta9: If I can live through the weekend of constant ceasefire, and war back on , strait closing and opening 50x before market open without having a heart attack. I might be able to take profit on my calls
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: SPCX: gay
Ber: gay
Mods: gay
Me: >!Retarded!<
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: Should be very bullish Monday as big boys realize warsh is gonna use the dollar to lower inflation to avoid hiking lol genius move ngl
[+5] u/ArtisticFrame5790: Serious question- is there a subreddit for stocks that discusses stocks further out than a day or two but not as far out as the value investing group?
I learn about great stock tickers here but people turn from loving them to hating them during intraday day dips and then I hesitate buying in. I prefer swing trading a couple weeks to months or year.
[+5] u/Njhvv: Put my whole portfolio into nvdl
[+5] u/Acrobatic_Ask_8319: Why is there so many holidays??? we have another in a few weeks!
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Tom Lee and I are both fat cucks
[+5] u/tar_baby33: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
[+13] u/GreenGameboyColor: Hank Hill is right
Why would anyone want to do drugs when they can just mow a lawn
[+13] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Thank god there’s now a possibility for another ceasefire
[+13] u/OkBeginning9576: Not to brag, but you chumps are in the presence of the 4th most upvoted commenter from a thread 15 days ago 😉
[+12] u/WSB-mods-are-: I mean it's one ceasefire Michael, how much could it cost? 300 billion dollars?
[+11] u/Stealthless: USA won again, bullish next week
[+11] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: If you are tired of all these mang0 shit remember that there is still 2+ years of this
[+10] u/InternationalTap6823: There is only one thing that can safe my portfolio now
https://preview.redd.it/kjc9itoc7b8h1.png?width=2648&format=png&auto=webp&s=38e7b251e19f3bf85c32e1be09dc37c984aa120d
[+9] u/xInfinity962: DRAM better pump to fucking $1,000
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Saylor was the fucking top but you all nerds were in denial lol
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Americans suck at broadcasting soccer. Instead of showing instant replays of important plays they show celebrities at the stadium.
#"Wow! We just missed a great opportunity! Anyways here is a shot of Paris Hilton" LMAO🤌
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: Dating is the worst. Being single and enjoying life is my best move 😑
[+9] u/Vlisa: Come on guys, he’s called the AyaTOLLah
[+9] u/Initial_Ad_9250: "No entry without valid ID or escorts"
Alright let me call up my hos mayne
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: We want Nvidia to be a $10 trillion market cap company because it normalizes other companies like Micron to be a $5 trillion market cap and SanDisk at $1 trillion market cap
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Imma be fr with y'all bc fuck it.
I've been trading for 6 years and I've lost roughly $100k total.
Can anyone else here top that?
[+8] u/DDGib: Man can we plz open the fuckin’ casino. I have to talk to my wife and kids. I can only pretend to have the flu so much every weekend.
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Today is Juneteenth and we don’t see Bearhunter anywhere, what does this mean LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/SteakEater137: Be careful when copying Uncle Don for investments. While it's worked out in a few instances already (Dell, Intel, etc), don't forget he's a retard and can sabotage his own investments.
Case in point: I tried copying him back when he was buying hundreds of millions in bonds and yelling for lower rates, and so I also bought a chunk of bonds. Then the man goes and does some of the worst things ever for inflation (tariffs and oil war) and pisses off the Fed, basically guaranteeing no rate decrease and screwing bonds. Not saying don't do it because it can be profitable, just keep in mind he's an idiot.
[+7] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: One of the big perks about a sex robot is she can give you a deep tissue massage for free 💆♂️
I used to pay $160 for 2 hours
Just imagine you sitting on her lap, her legs wrapped around your body, her soft hands caressing you, ohhh la laaaaa I can't wait for 2030+ 🥰
[+7] u/OverallExamination42: Damn, lost all my credits yesterday (portfolio is zero), just waiting for my weekly refill (paycheck)
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: kinda skipped gym for a year, i am fuk frens
[+6] u/Mysterious-Annual-93: Today was my best day of the week.
[+6] u/kintarogolden: i keep thinking its saturday, i hate this shit
[+6] u/dinglebarryb0nds: When does AI take away the 6 percent realtor commission
[+6] u/vermilli21: That reflection pool is a disaster LOL. The hydrogen peroxide used to kill the algae is separating the paint! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a 🤡 show
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Have a good weekend, assholes
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: if the idea is that 400 billion to open up the straight is worth it to lower oil prices
well you could have just subsidized the oil here for a lot less fuck face
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Fake your way into a high level position to sabotage Ai? I would never 🦸♂️
[+6] u/OrganicSong2660: hear me out - wait for MU to dump after ER and go all in
[+6] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #None of these escorts have a clue about Micron & SanDisk. What the fuck you're doing with that $600/hr money lmao 😒🙄🤨
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Warm water tastes round
Cold water tastes pointy
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Rest easy brother, we'll take it from here.
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: I need to stop looking at my port all day. I panic buy/sell like 10 times per day.
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: I've been to Australia twice. If there's any country that can rival the US in how few shits the median citizen has to give for soccer, it's probably Australia. New Zealand & Canada are close too.
\_\_
edit: and one of the times I was in Australia, the World Cup was actively happening. nobody was watching that shit in any sports bars or anything. probably some time zone aspect, but don't people typically watch on time delay like the olympics?
[+5] u/Gombrongler: Any Crsr baggies? We can start a cult
[+5] u/Dbestinvest: I’m getting ptsd. These negotiations remind me of my divorce in 2003 it lasted a decade.
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: #The only we're going to get rich as fuck, make FU money, and tell our bosses to fuck off 🖕😂🖕 is if we all team up 🤝 and create a sex robot startup so we can IPO at +$2 trillion like SpaceX. Let's fucking go 🕺🕴👯♂️
[+5] u/Jimbeauxer: So here’s my bet. If Canada scores 5 or more goals in one World Cup game I’ll chop my fucking cock off
[+5] u/ds1385: GLXY gonna announce anthropic as the final helios tenant then I'm gonna be rich
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: What is Russell Crowe doing on the field?
[+5] u/circadiggmigration: Theta should be forced to take juneteenth off.
[+11] u/C0up7: Lmao a bunch of analysts updated MU price target to $1200 when the stock is already at $1151. I think they’re regarded.
[+10] u/hallett21: Bibi getting ready to nuke himself and blame Iran.
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Imagine missing out these insane gains in your 401k because you went all bonds or cash the past couple years expecting a catastrophic crash
[+8] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Scared money don’t make money
[+6] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: If you are constantly bearish, you might have depression, both mentally and financially
[+6] u/Quick1711: Puts was the play. Nettin Yahoo wasn’t gonna let that ish play out and we all knew it.
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Just realized in hindsight how brilliant the simpsons show was, they literally predicted the intelligence of the modern American with Homer 🤡
[+6] u/Kickboy21: He could’ve just played golf every day instead of fucking the country doing retarded shit
[+6] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Space sex just announced a vibrating buttplug that increases in intensity based on how underwater you are on the stock.
[+5] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Imagine an employer finds your reddit account 😳
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Betting on Haiti to beat Brazil is like buying spacex 280c 6/18
[+5] u/isolated-cat: humans evolved thousands of years to make war, porn and gambling the biggest industries. we turned our survival wiring into an exploitation mechanism
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Even with markets closed today Hedgies attacked my portfolio and I lost 60%
[+5] u/Settleforthep0p: Lmao iran has no impact didntcha learn yesterday
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: I have USO calls for July 2, so I am now a Minister of Death, praying for war.
[+5] u/RomChange: Loving MU, INTC, TER
[+5] u/kwarknagel: When is Hormuz 2: Electric Boogaloo dropping?
[+5] u/Sufficient_Habit5091: >Oil tanker traffic in Strait of Hormuz jumps after U.S. and Iran implement deal to open sea lane.
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: Am i regarded for thinking MU Puts?
[+5] u/Ok-Nose29: The former slaves brought here against their will? Lol
[+14] u/dorkstar1: the older i get the more i realize
that you can’t tell your friends everything either,
that you can’t tell your family everything either,
But you can say whatever the shit in wallstreetbets
[+11] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: She's a 10, but she's 10 - J. Epstein
[+10] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Looking for a rich lady to marry
[+10] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Imagine traveling from 10 years ago to today and finding out that gamblers are buying microsoft stock while boring 401K’s are loading up on negative revenue space data center IPO’s
[+10] u/AltruisticTry5189: \>check on [r/valueinvesting](https://www.reddit.com/r/valueinvesting/)
\>they are buying the msft dips
imagine paying to be a bag holder
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: Juneteenth into Father’s Day weekend. Poetic.
[+8] u/throwaway_7771: 🥭: announces to the world the US has 4 weeks of oil left
🥭/🇮🇷 sign a cheeky little MOU
🇮🇱: chucks a fucking ICBM at Iran cuz funny lol, violates the MOU
🇮🇷: 🚨🚨🚨 straight is closed !!! 😡 🚨🚨🚨
Truly the art of the deal. I love our greatest allies
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: $22 margarita in a 8oz plastic cup, the fuck is going on
Almost forgot, payment processor defaulting to a $11 tip, insane.
[+7] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Gonna try to get the wife to let me hit tonight. Whiskeys flowing giving a foot massage. Wish me luck boys
[+7] u/Contango-withme: I would’ve made a great alcoholic stripper
[+7] u/CMTTrader: \*Axios: Citing a U.S. official, White House Special Envoy to the Middle East Steve Witkoff is en route to Switzerland for the next U.S.-Qatar-Pakistan-Iran talks, which were previously scheduled and then canceled due to Israeli escalations in Lebanon. The Qatari delegation is already in Switzerland, having arrived earlier and have already met with Swiss officials. U.S. Vice President JD Vance is set to lead the delegation.
\*White House envoy Steve Witkoff is traveling to Switzerland, where the first round of U.S.-Iran nuclear talks is expected to take place, according to a senior U.S. official.
\*Senior US official: Jared Kushner is already in Switzerland. The talks were originally scheduled for Friday but were delayed amid the Israel-Hezbollah conflict. A revised date for the negotiations has not yet been confirmed.
[+7] u/31andnotdone: why do men choose the girls with 3 check engine codes, 5 miles of gas and 12 empty chickfila cups on their car floor?
[+7] u/perceptive_AI: My fitbit thinks I'm working out because my heartrate is at 120 ..... I'm just eating lil bro
[+6] u/31andnotdone: thank you for changing lanes and choosing canes
[+6] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Do y'all really link your brokerage to this sub? lmao
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy shit were re-signing the peace deal boiz🤑
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Headed over to the Hormuz. Need anything?
[+6] u/AdOk3638: # Berhunter from Ohio, LMAO🤌
[+6] u/DealerOk4741: CEO was decapitated. Whole big thing.
[+5] u/Boomer_With_Dementia: Google "All of Lebanon Must burn" and ask yourself how this is going to work out?
[+5] u/Quick_Lawfulness7501: What’s the most you regards lost in a single day
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: “tel aviv” more like “tel aUS president what to do” amirite
[+5] u/Contango-withme: Think I’m going to stand in my widow naked until someone comes and keeps me company.
[+5] u/throwaway_7771: Yall think 🥭's sweaty throbbing meat missle hangs a little to the left or the right. This is urgent
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: May your portfolio be as green as the reflecting pool on Monday!
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: I didn't lose money today 😎
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Some dude on a motorcycle just got hit and the ambulance is here. TF
Chat like what am I to do here. Do I just leave?
[+5] u/neal_73: I cannot believe my whole life depends on MU next week
[+5] u/44131: I want to trade so baddd, please open the market soldiers
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: praying for microsoft to hit 430 by july earnings
[+5] u/No-Can-80085: What should i do gays
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: Don’t try to flirt with me if I run into you at Walgreens and you have Monistat 1 in your basket
[+5] u/TheEagleDied: Germany should send me reparations for stealing my grandma’s cow in ww2.
[+5] u/nordik1: wait for it to go back up in 2 days lol
[+5] u/pmotiveforce: You're the type where if a guy burns down your house, fucks your dog, and takes a baseball bat to your car you'd be all "Well, to be fair, he does a good job of keeping his lawn well manicured."
Retard.
[+5] u/BFox1982: Gotta move to deep south Georgia I guess.
[+8] u/Tay_Tay86: Just in
Axios posts a reverse of the reverse of the reverse of the reverse
So that's where we're at
[+8] u/JPowTheDayTrader: You should have kept holding. You might have had the opportunity to sign Asian boobies.
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: I’m getting pretty worried about my calls for Monday morning, not gonna lie
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: 195 countries on earth and somehow this one always finds a way to fuck shit up….everyone knows who i’m talking about lol
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Juneteenth is just America’s way of saying “sorry you don’t get to celebrate Father’s Day”
[+6] u/Cool_Philosopher1955: Upvote if you lost money today even tho the market isn’t open
[+6] u/ggRezy: \>Spend $100b on a war
\>Give the guys you bombed $300b
\>profi… wait uhhh hmmm
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: LOL, Axios is the true bull friend
https://www.axios.com/2026/06/19/iran-talks-switzerland-witkoff-vance
[+6] u/Wows_Nightly_News: South Korea says Mango is considering bombing North Korea
[+6] u/Saeonic: Alright you got me 38 times, But mark my words There won't be a 39th!\~
[+5] u/Zetice: Dang. All my stocks were flat today
[+5] u/Altair82: Seeing $3000 gaming laptops for sale where I live with only 16GB of RAM
I don't even get out of bed for less than 32GB
[+5] u/ebitdasga: I can’t even tell if this news is bearish or bullish at this point
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: # NVDA GANG MEMBERS CHECKING IN
[+5] u/DulyDully: What do you guys think about full porting Intel calls for next earnings, I wanna be the next Intel kid.
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Sunday is Father's day. Bulls enjoy spending time with your kids and your dads. Bers your dad disowned you and we sure as hell know you ain't got kids so enjoy...doomscrolling I guess
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: Trade talks are going well
[+5] u/fooish_moral: the salty ber... tale as old as time
[+5] u/Calm-Bee-1137: I MISS THE MARKET NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED FOR MONDAY
[+5] u/e30jawn: Are the euro poors still kicking the ball around in the dirt?
[+5] u/BaconGreaseShot: Bought a Blackstone griddle. How many layers of season on these mugs? Im into 4 so far
[+5] u/Not_Made_by_Design: THE CASINO IS FUCKING CLOSED. DONT YALL HAVE OTHER SHIT TO DO. JESUS FUCK
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Ive spent (and lost) most of the 20k ive bet almost exlusively on options since last year. I think this makes me a cool 😎👊 person cuz most wouldnt last a week with this habit. Let me just say the things ive learned about the market since then are priceless. In other words, ive seen some shit.
> To give you an idea of the extreme bets id take on a daily basis, id pick a strike and throw an order for 100 contracts at once **ABOVE** the ask. This is why jane hates me so damn much lol.
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: Lol fox trying to do damage control, just put out an article that the strait is open and oil price is PLUMMETING
[+5] u/R8_M3_SXC: When do space stocks start recovering and giving those sweet 10%+ days
[+5] u/GarthBooks69420: Show her your dick. She wants you
[+5] u/FiletMenYawn: Should've invested in the private sector if you don't like government holidays. 🤷♂️
[+10] u/Insomniac1000: I'm fucking bored. I am nothing without the casino.
[+10] u/wattap: SEND BEAR TO FLORIDA BEACH 4-7 DAYS HE COME BACK BULL AND LOVE AMERICA
[+8] u/Oatmeal_Raisin_: I just want to make enough money from my options trading that i can afford a bag of beef jerky without thinking im splurging. Its the true measurement of wealth
[+8] u/BullPropaganda: Hey listen up this is important.
The nice lady at the cash register said "happy father's day" to me as I bought some formula.
I said "you too".
I think I'm in
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: LOL, MU bears r so cucked when market opens Monday. I expect MU 1300 by earnings and 1500 after.
[+7] u/wdwentz93: MU earnings will be the biggest fisting bers ever experienced m
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: WDC to 1000 by Aug
Source: the tingle in me ballz
[+7] u/ChampagnePapi-: Im gonna eat pizza, drink a diet coke, and take it easy
[+6] u/ChloroVstheWorld: They gotta open the casino bro I went on a hike earlier that’s how bored I am
[+6] u/ymi2f: this weekend is taking forever open the casino please!
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: You talk about sex robots constantly bro. Go get some pussy
[+5] u/ChemistLeading3484: Can we just skip all the bs headlines and get to the spy gap up to 760 Sunday night then open 765 and green Shrek dildo these fucking bears to 779. We all know they’re going to whine all weekend about red open only to get put in place
[+5] u/Fun_Training4330: SPCX hits 100 next week while S&P and Nasdaq makes new highs
[+5] u/icantsppell: Can’t borrow margin because account balance too low. Regards unite.
[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: Cleared out half the comments and most of the stupid comments by blocking one account 😂
[+5] u/photocopia: Oil gunna be at $3 Monday
[+5] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: Marco Rubio is reportedly planning a Middle East trip next week, with stops expected in Kuwait, UAE, & Bahrain."
Bear are fucked. Marco will go for the peace-talk instead of Vance.
[+5] u/Candid_Consequence94: MU -15% after earnings lmao
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Can someone less drunk than me explain what the hell is going on with the Iran war
[+5] u/LuneNoir211: It’s an independent constitutional monarchy that recognizes the King/Queen of England as its official head of state.
Also there is no King Andrew
[+18] u/RJ5R: Trump thought that he would win with a three of a kind
But Iran had a Strait
[+13] u/trent_upscale: ###This is MU's market now 😤
[+12] u/HaveTwoBananas: Start digging in yo butt twin
[+11] u/ddrsdght: The less hair I have the more money I make
[+11] u/winston511: Work at a hospital and let me tell you something fellas, put your affairs in order and get your wishes in writing. Brutal seeing these geezers being artificially kept alive bc the kids are arguing or can’t make up their mind. If I’m ever in a spot where I can’t shit by myself or don’t know when I need to shit I’m having my boys come in and put a pillow over my face.
[+11] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bers are so fucked holy shit!!!😭🤌😭🤌😭🤌😭
[+9] u/RonBlake: Value investing is Nietzschean slave morality
[+9] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: mentally retreating into the comforting augmented reality of my SNAP glasses
[+9] u/ieatmoondust: Longest weekend ever and its not even Saturday yet. =(
[+8] u/RJ5R: "It's Vance's fault"
\- Don Tzu
[+8] u/clubdirthill: 🥭 must have the ‘tism because he sure is hyperfixating on algae now
[+7] u/trent_upscale: Do NOT eat the ass, gentleman
[+7] u/llasar17: "Screw the rules, I have money!"-- Seto Kaiba
[+6] u/llasar17: You're a third-rate duelist with a fourth-rate deck! -- Seto Kaiba
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Two ber walk into a bar... Yes, obviously it's a gay bar
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Going to war with Iran when poison ivy is the real enemy.
[+6] u/txholdem: 'warsh fooled trump' its easy to fool a fool.
[+6] u/Visible_Sentence_399: How do you gamble on soccer? They only score once or twice a game most of the time
[+6] u/unanymous2288: Is the straight open or naw
[+6] u/trent_upscale: Wish I was a Japanese finance bro
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: I'm here on a Friday night probably because I'm jonesing for that Friday dopamine hit that I didn't get
☹️☹️🤮
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: bers crave cock once again, holding puts over the weekend - stop shorting the market you fools
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Leather Jacket says Mrvl is a trillion dollar company. I rather follow his advice over the experts on cnbc pumping spacex
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Ngl bros, Satan would be more effective at temptation if he was a femboy
[+5] u/-IQ200: Two things I learned from feetball:
1. Both teams scoring is apparently rare.
2. The clock just keeps running? 🏃
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: https://preview.redd.it/w9szw3snnc8h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab9fa65c6f3257b7ffffb97ca9d9e0abfc472e0b
[+5] u/__nameless____: Bruh, lots of contradicting news going around. I guess those bags are so heavy 🤌🏻
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i get why ppl do drugs its so boring to not
[+5] u/Midnightruined: So genuine answers only, is the market going to open red as fuck Monday? Or am I going to see green candles? What’s the latest news??
[+5] u/ThatKarmaWhore: You gotta love when you buy puts going into a long weekend, just able to bet your portfolio life on Donny and Benny fucking things up
*chef's kiss*
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: The press-secy is genuinely so deranged and such a dumbass and UGLY too. I really wonder why he chose that witch and still hasn’t fired her despite there being thousands of much hotter (and less annoying!) ig models who would happily do it…
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Bruh, 🥭 went from “Oy vey.” To “Ya Lahaul.”
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie getting his big plane with the wavy flag has to be bullish right?
[+5] u/makeammends: I chose wdc over sndk the other day. Good or bad choice?
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: im predicting we actually open monday, despite the 3 day weekend 👌🏻
[+5] u/ajibtunes: I’d say clavicular is attractive in a gey pornstar kinda way
[+5] u/daviper87: # If you’re here you either make money, or sniff glue 🫵🏼🤡
[+5] u/Cutalana: Is the strait closed? Hard to keep up with the retards in charge of everything since I started my job
[+5] u/Money_Term8366: Can’t believe we have to wait an extra fucking day until open
[+5] u/Apple2o: Hell yeah. The unspoken agreement between my favorite bartender and I continues. He undercharges me for drinks, i give him the difference in tips 🤌
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Women doing women things.
[+13] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon", he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag.
[+11] u/NiceOwner: Guys I’m in Iran passing on my row boat, gotta get live data to trade. I see an Iranian rocket heading my way, one second I need to dive into the water.
[+10] u/ismebbb: 🥭 is a president of the people, but the people are retarded
[+10] u/zuziannka: Man, when I get high, I look at myself from a third eye and think about how stupid I am, especially concerning how badly I ruined my relationships with people who truly loved me. I finally realized I was wrong all along. What a disaster.
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: I live in a mixed-use building and someone opened up a fancy restaurant and bar on the first floor. Everyone I see going in is wearing elegant dresses and fancy suites. Little do they know that the whole time they're there a bald middle-aged degenerate gambler is desperately jerkin' it while crying into his pillow just a few feet above their heads. 😏
[+7] u/Chancey004: It seems like an infinite money glitch to be a crypto whale and just move the price in your favor to win hourly prediction market bets
[+7] u/FreshMix4305: Someone give World Cup picks thanks best regards
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: You sound like a Motley Fool advertisement.
[+6] u/MicronCEO: No joke I remember the days when I was 18 thinking my 20k was a lot I would do anything to go back
[+6] u/Professional_Art3563: What do you plan to do after hitting $10 million
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Why did he restart war can we not tantrum please for just a week
[+6] u/cfaawlday: My SNDK calls finna print 😛😛😛
[+5] u/longGERN: Not sure I understand pro lifers. If I could go back and had the choice I'd 100 PERCENT get yeeted
[+5] u/surmoiFire: why not have a USA vs Iran side match to decide the strait opens or not
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: GUYS
I just got back my sti screening results and got negative for all tests
# 🕺🕺🕺
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: all you need to do is to be taco's pool guy
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: My friend is being so cold to me because I haven't spoken to him for two weeks! I'm going to delete my Reddit account and elope to Singapore!
[+5] u/Lokoto123: Every team the US beats has to call it soccer from now on
[+5] u/michaelis999: atp anyone who is still supports 🥭 just cant be real man
[+5] u/mosacism: **Lowkey this subreddit has to be the best one on reddit right now, ya can actually say a lotta things for the most part I guess. Too much banning nowadays, idk how people can say the data is actually worth anything, and it's just basically slop and bots. Since my main acc is in reddit jail, PUTS ON RDDT 📉📉📉**
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble"
"It's what you know for sure that just ain't so" - Mark Twain
[+5] u/xironically23: I know me and alot of people need to hold of trading on Monday until after 12pm est
[+5] u/Josepth_Blowsepth: Going to sell my one TSM 280c leap for 19k and buy 100 more shares INTC so I can one of you regards an over priced call.
[+5] u/Ill_Sun358: Turkiye cost me so much money how tf you get 60+ shots in 2 games and leave the World Cup goalless
[+5] u/ClapMeta: Trying to replace my income with options. I either win or I don't, but either way, I don't win.
[+5] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Plot twist: bibi got the peace prize
[+5] u/GreatRegard: I bought Poots; Will I be ok?
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Once u have taken more than 2 weeks off gym it’s over
[+5] u/andytobbles: Water pouring out of my ass on Friday night rn
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: The general reddit population is livid about it, not understanding how we've fucked ourselves. If RAM and Storage and GPUs drop to their former prices, we're going into a recession.
The economy is propped up by this shit
[+5] u/prostar905: Strait is open. Not sure why people are saying it closed (most likely bears wanting to cash in on puts)
I hope spy goes green though.
[+14] u/ClaudesSexBot: Have the casinos in Vegas ever closed for holidays? Not ever. Then why the fuck is my NYC casino closed on holidays?
[+10] u/sonofalando: The guy who announced he quit porn on LinkedIn is the real MVP.
[+8] u/Daveonaltair4: Iran deal fell through, it was all for show. Hormuz locked up again. Monday going to be interesting.
[+7] u/ekpn: 1 mill$ or Bonnie Blue
[+7] u/Dreamvillesback: I got 3 screens but Im losing money gambling on 2 of them and reading this thread on the third, is this efficient, AI said very much so
[+7] u/Tricky-Opinion-6162: I know my portfolio is hurting when I subconsciously start singing that’s life by frank Sinatra - no matter how much I sing it I don’t think I’ll be flying high again in June though
[+6] u/banana_buddy: Why is 🥭 insisting he's not paying Iran but the surrender treaty says 300 billion?
[+6] u/Bravadette: What do you tell yourself when someone is wrong and tries to condescending to you anyway? How do u not strangle them
[+6] u/Fit_Set2526: i found an onion ring in with my fries .......
[+6] u/Competitive_Ride: 3 Ls of success in life. Liquor Leverage Ladies
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: Screw the casino too , was up to 500k now busted
[+5] u/falling_knives: SPCX is a tiny percentage of Nasdaq. Even with the forced buying, how exactly does SPCX tanking in price hurt retirement accounts? Seems like the only people who will be hurt are SPCX bag holders.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Israel working for the bears 🐻
[+5] u/GoodLittleDancer: Haven't been here in awhile, but working nights again, so you guys are all I got.
Someone tell the mods the 'sort' default is fu. I want NEW, not my own shit.
[+5] u/CPA-hole: About that time to send a hey you up text
[+5] u/falling_knives: "One of the things that makes SpaceX so valuable is how valuable it is." - Bill Ackman
So deep.
[+5] u/permabol: i see 🥭 is back to specializing in The Shart of the Deal
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: SK HYNIX is up almost 7%
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “If we starve our data infrastructure of cooling resources just to sustain baseline human comfort, we are actively delaying the birth of a super-intelligence...Sometimes you have to prioritise the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down” - Bezos
Hi my name is Late Tadpole and I’m addicted to water
[+5] u/FullTard2000: i got bagged running an underground pharmacy in my late teens, did my bid, never reoffended, applied for pardon, got it and a complete criminal record destruction
landed at LAX this morning and they asked me for the first time if I’ve ever been arrested, I said no they said your lying and sent me back to Canada, permanently inadmissible now
i mean fair game, I’ve been inadmissible for like 18 years and dozens of bordering crossings, just super surprised I somehow got flagged now
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: THIS IS A REALLY GOOD DEAL. Just don’t read the terms you beta cuck. What’s for dinner?! 🥾
[+5] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: Gentlemen and regards how are we doing on this fine Friday evening?
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: So what’s stopping Iran from just closing the strait again at any point in these negotiations if they don’t get what they want or if anyone ever decides to fuck with them again?🥭 gave them a timeframe they need to wait and a fuck everyone button as the cherry on top. Art of the deal lmao
[+5] u/l34ch_r: where you guys getting your breaking news. cnn is slow
[+5] u/Abe2025: Marvell CFO William filed to sell 200k shares worth 65 million due to valuation and leadership concerns.
What a dick
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: went out to dinner and only 5 other tables were occupied
has the economy caught up to the poors?
Has the defaulting begun?
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Men start to make “ hand job for money “ ads as we about to need the money come Monday mayne
[+5] u/GoodLittleDancer: Fwiw, Vegas-based recession index says we're on the cusp of a downturn. And, can also confirm ER visits by drunk Canadian boomers with sprained ankles down 40% yoy.
[+5] u/silverfutes: No, but I shared a cup with two chicks once.
[+19] u/_IsNull: Iran rejects Axios new claim that FM Araghchi is traveling to Switzerland Saturday for negotiations, saying no meeting or negotiations will take place and no delegation will attend now or in the future unless Article 13 of the MOU is fully implemented first, per Tasnim.
Article 13 requires the US to first implement an immediate end to all military operations in Lebanon including permanent Israeli withdrawal, issue Treasury waivers for Iranian oil and financial transactions, and release all frozen Iranian funds up to $100 billion. Unless the US fulfills these demands, all negotiations including nuclear remain cancelled.
Believe it or not. Green.
[+13] u/Demonic_Maidens: Yesterday was the best trading day for 99% of people in this sub.
[+10] u/Glittering_Let6527: Wtf, decided to check yahoo finance and the first article I see is "Witches are selling spells to anxious brides on Etsy" lmaooo. Like, the economy isn't cooked yet it seems, that people find money for shit like that, like what's going on and why it's on yahoo finance, and why witches and not scammers. Confused.
[+10] u/n1ck90z: 100 days of war costed $113B so maybe paying $300B to stop it is not that bad after all. The art of cutting losses, wsb should learn
[+9] u/iFuckTinderHoes: My Latina gf (26) has totally stopped giving me head and initiating sex. Time to dump and trade for a younger girl?
[+8] u/swampassOG: Read the entire Weekend Thread, now I have AIDs
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Please open the casino, just for a few minutes at least
[+7] u/PeachScary413: People acting shocked that deal is already over when Israel pretty much carpet bombed Beirut 5h after the MOU was signed lmaoo 🤌
Anyway, calls on Monday because it's gonna be green af
[+7] u/DonutsOnTheWall: I read the deal. It reads like a big af apology from the usa to iran. art of the deal!
[+7] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: You must live in Kansas
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Normal people get 8 hours of sleep and stay awake for 16. I do the opposite. It's ruining my life.
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: Quick sign another ceasefire. I’m sure the 3rd one in 3 days will change something.
[+6] u/ChainOfThot: Okay, AI getting boring, when do we get the sentient robo hookers we were promised?
[+6] u/MaxEhrlich: Am I regarded for wanting to just dump my full port into DRAM? I got like 450k to do so sitting in the Schwab savings thing
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Opens in 53 hours?! FFS….🤦🏻♂️ time to go on a bendy with my friends I guess
[+6] u/jackperitas: Time to buy some mu 2200c exp jun27
[+6] u/Deep_Calls_007: Thanks. I was worried about my puts
[+5] u/are_videos: Bears can never catch a break, maybe for few hours during market close only to be rekt by green dildoz Monday morning LUUUL
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: Who would’ve thought Israel would break the agreed ceasefire of a ceasefire of an existing ceasefire?
[+5] u/old_trashcan: Y’all straight homer sexuals and penis wrinkles
[+5] u/rbraalih: Meta, Anthropic, Nvidia, Google, OpenAI and SpaceX. MANGÔS LMAO
[+5] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Monday will be green, because algos said so
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Taco will do nothing to stop yahu until market opens and after he buys calls
[+5] u/Axwe8: If one more person says Inshallah I I will dump all my SPCX 🤡
(I bought at the top)
[+5] u/roke34442: I have been buying MRVL but I don’t remember why.
[+5] u/callsonreddit: I had a good dream
Not a single girl
[+5] u/Hot_Sacks: Why would Bibi do this - they're our greatest ally!
[+5] u/aethermar: Don't worry guys we have a task force for deals
[+5] u/Amateur_tarded: For my sport gamblers, bet on Turkey (v. Paraguay) is literally free money right now
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Straight of Hormuz is gay again
[+5] u/Coda70: I sense a conspiracy
[+5] u/CaptainCrazy43: How is monday looking so far?
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: I hate you, come to the market on monday
[+15] u/boglemydingleregard: Kinda sounds like you are. 🥂
[+7] u/DahyunDabFan: If your gf is a dental hygenist she not your gf
[+7] u/Mrsir300: Fuck Iran. BUT they are playing chess forcing the USA to break ties with Israel over Lebanon
[+7] u/OwlOpportunityOVO: >Pending the final deal, the United States of America and the Islamic Republic of Iran agree to maintain the status quo. The Islamic Republic of Iran will maintain the current status quo of its nuclear program, and the United States of America will not impose any new sanctions and will not deploy additional forces in the region.
Art of the deal
[+7] u/Creamed_Dreamer: Goldman Sachs says SPCX can generate up to 474 billion by 2030 lmaooooooo
[+7] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I love how we all have phones but "trips" make it extra special. at this point you could just have your country's food door dashed to the guy and be like this is what we do. overnight, thanks Amazon.
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Your husband can be a baddie too.
[+7] u/CryanRohen: Your life makes me sad
[+6] u/Standard-Top-5942: mango is pretty pathetic at this point. honestly sad.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If software doesn't bounce here it might actually be in a death spiral
[+6] u/browsk: Can anyone tell me why I am seemingly unable to spend a few grand to go visit this girl for a month that I’ve been talking to long distance for years but I’ll trade 30k in 0dtes with only a moderate increase in heart rate. Feel more comfortable posting this here than talking to my therapist 😭. Also it doesn’t matter anyways I already pissed her off now by wussing out. Even if it was just some elaborate romance scam, it’s fucking lonely out here.
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Bought asts almost at the top, do i take the loss or am i now a long term bag holder ?
[+6] u/noaholic: Why there are so many comments about taking a huge shit in the weekend thread?
[+6] u/stupidber: Remember when $100 was $200?
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: I absolutely love titties
[+6] u/MoridanArtorias: Get out while you can. If they beat earnings expectations by 50% the stock will fall 20%.
This is financial advice and you can sue me if wrong.
[+6] u/_3470: who the fuck wants to wait 40 years
[+5] u/peterpeer9: If you open an investment account for your child when they turn 2 and fund it with $250,000 and auto deposit $5,000/month until they are 18 at the market average rate of return of 25% they will have $25.4M that they can use for a down payment on a house or to upgrade their car.
That’s the power of compound interest
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: *[Redacted by Palantir]*
[+5] u/Mrsir300: My girl started her period last night which means I’m not a dad AND I get to go to Home Depot while she sleeps in. Just brewed the coffee - probs gonna buy her a pack of gum or something while I’m out so she stays happy.
[+5] u/WonUpH: Each year I forget wtf Juneteenth is and end up frustrated
[+5] u/E39_CBX: This orchestrated effort to convince me to sell my SPCX 🥀
[+5] u/MrDinglehut: Being drunk might help you know what's going on
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: I saw someone wearing a WSB T-shirt today.
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Lmao, imagine missing out on increasing your portfolio by 10x just because you thought that after running 3x in a month that stock was going to fall. Can't imagine that happening to me...
[+5] u/user365735: 2 weeks. Bro I don't think you can keep it up that long nothing to worry about
[+18] u/i_simp_f: I need to be very downvoted
[+13] u/boose36: IRAN'S TOP JOINT MILITARY COMMAND SAYS STRAIT OF HORMUZ CLOSED DUE TO ALLEGED U.S. AND ISRAELI VIOLATIONS OF CEASEFIRE MOU
walter bloomberg strikes again
[+10] u/-user222: upvote if you’re shitting too
[+10] u/DanqueLeChay: Hormuz in quantum superposition state
[+9] u/Tomieez: OPEN THE CASINO YOU LUNATICS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS MATTER
[+9] u/liikenneaksioma: Iran bought puts on Friday
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: It is wild how much izraël wants the world to hate them.
[+8] u/Celticsmoneyline: The people living in the apartment above me are fat as fuck
[+8] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MSFT coming to kill off everyone's puts next week.
[+7] u/M4roon: Went to Costco and bought a month's worth of food for 28% of what I spent on foodage last month.
I'm bout to be rich with all these savings.
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: What if the casino never opens again 😢
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: I only reply to this thread on weekends while actively shitting. Do with this information what you will.
[+6] u/nebula504: It’s obvious Bibi is the one that wears the pants in his relationship with mango
[+6] u/Wide-Contribution-29: This right here is why we’re on this sub full of regards
[+5] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: [https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/06/17/the-stock-you-want-to-buy-is-intel-says-jim-cramer.html](https://www.cnbc.com/video/2026/06/17/the-stock-you-want-to-buy-is-intel-says-jim-cramer.html)
selling all my Intel on Monday. Its over...
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: decided to not drink coffee and can already feel withdrawal symptoms, this shit really makes you addicted
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: update: failed to not drink coffee. Likely strongly addicted. Have to look up how to get off this stuff
[+5] u/potato111a: Anddd RED LIGHT LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Warsh wants to know what the market is thinking
Bro is on here lmao
[+5] u/IllustriousPrize6814: Like i told you before guys.
Israel is marching forward to capture Ali al-taher Ridge. Key location
In 12 hours it will be captured and they can watch Beirut from there.
There is no chance that peace deal will hang on for more than 1-2 days
[+5] u/Stuckinthesandbox: Strait completely closed. You all know what that means, right?
Oil -5% Monday and a new Barak Ravid “US is minutes away from a signed peace deal says unnamed Pakistani official”.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: All of this space center data center crap and living on the moon and Mars is all complete science fiction. Bullshit and will never ever happen. Humans will be extinct before that happens. We can’t even figure out how to control climate change right here on earth. We will be dead before going to another planet to live.
[+5] u/oldprecision: Looks like 🥭cursed out Bibi again.
[+5] u/Iscratchmybutt: there's a rumor circulating that SPCX is in talks to buy FIG to compete with Anthropic / Claude... FIG CALLS!!!
[+5] u/MelonBeefChop: Koreans taking loans to buy the dip, their market is literally propped up by degeneracy, they can never let it crash else a huge group of people loses their life savings
[+14] u/RoundMammoth2947: Option B, usually mean's they're in shape.
[+13] u/ElkQuiet1541: who put Iran as the winner of the Iran war on the Wiki Page? 😂
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: Lmao bers circle jerking to doom and gloom over the weekend again. Every weekend bers claiming their puts will print, then magically on Monday when we open green they'll get real quiet.
[+13] u/tnguyen5057: Guys I think the problem is Israel
[+12] u/ConstantTravel9: Market is going to pump so hard on Monday when Axios drops their next "deal imminent" article
[+11] u/ungerecht: She‘s a 10/10 but closes her strait in bursts
[+11] u/DrNSFW007: Holy cope, Israel isn’t stopping for anything and Iran will punish us for it.
Israel is a terrorist state, cannot be negotiated with.
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Im starting to think this Mango fella might not be the deal maker he claimed to be.
[+10] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Straight is closed. War back on. Most bullish thing that could possibly happen for ai stocks. Monday: NBIS +15% MU +15% SNDK +20% MSFT -5% 😦👍
[+9] u/borkdpasito: Iran will leverage Hormuz until Israel is neutered lol. They’ve played an insane hand.
[+9] u/Haikoe: WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THIS CONFLICT IS GOING TO TAKE A LOT LONGER TO RESOLVE
[+9] u/fire_alarmist: Your government is literally waging a full scale, Orwellian, economically based war on reality. We literally keep flip flopping between "Do not believe your lying eyes" and "we have always been at war". All because they kept doing riskier and riskier shit to try to keep the house of cards from toppling over and we are now at the point where indexes of entire countries move more than shitcoin at its peak. How much more reality denial can we do?
[+8] u/ProudPeak3570: so we decimated and defeated Iran but they're still able to close the strait at will. Nice job
[+8] u/Temporary-Equal-774: Now we can open the strait again. Bullish
[+8] u/Dakhnas: I wonder how many times the strait will be open/closed before market is open
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: I’m so happy. Now we can pump the market 10% more for an anticipation of another deal!
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Algae-Queda attacking the reflecting pool was when everything changed for us as a country.
[+7] u/Zuko2001: When a man is young and wants real love he is rejected over and over by woman who have all the attention and options in the world but as he ages he becomes more a realist and his heart grows just a bit colder. Eventually he acquires resources and status and then he has more options than ever before but he knows deep down he would have never even qualified if it wasn’t for his achievements. They want him to commit and love them and they genuinely mean it, but his loverboy era is over. This is the sad paradox of man and woman. Fr though does anyone else think human population growth in first world countries will collapse in the next few decades? Like it’s already very slow and in some cases below replacement rate.
[+7] u/davidbigham: At this point , they are just trolling everyone with calls 🤡
[+7] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: Going to have to evict this crypto bro. Rent was due 3 months ago bro 😔👍
[+6] u/cannythecat: At what point do we start putting the economic pressure on Israel? Their Q1 GDP already contracted sharply. How about everyone else start slapping some sanctions and see how how much longer Netanyahoo is gonna continue this circus with no money.
[+6] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: 1% gap down at open into a new deal 10 hours later ending +2%
[+6] u/HDauthentic: Gotta let Diddy out early, he’ll get the oil flowing
[+6] u/ThanksDependent1001: Why would anyone want to give up coffee.
[+6] u/javfan69: Neither!
A-cup chick with a tight little ass and beautiful smile please
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: I was reading that oil is literally the most shorted it's ever been right now. Lmao
[+5] u/Ble_h: Why the fuck are the algos listening to some retard called Walter Bloomberg. Kid isn’t even a real Bloomberg.
[+5] u/hmmmmmmmmmidk: 🥭 thought he just stepped on a turd but in reality it was a fecal landmine his ‘BFF’ threw out 3000 years ago.
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: I'm glad I invested in 14 gallons of gasoline yesterday.
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Hegseth gotta be grinning from ear to ear, knowing he's gonna get fired for the Iran debacle, cut a book deal, and retire a gazillionaire without ever facing any consequences for his actions.
[+5] u/ComodinoDiLegno: The Lebanon Israel clause is just a way for Iran to gain leverage because these tards will never stop fighting
[+5] u/nebuloushazybull: Dani Daniels my love ❤️
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Bruh just hold energy stonks and sell on rips. This bitch gonna yoyo 12 more times before EOM.
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: I beat off to ebony chicks yesterday to commemorate Juneteenth , am I woke now?
[+5] u/VBTheBearded1: A-cup with cake all day
[+5] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: I keep finding myself in r/value investing these days. They are skewing more regarded lately…
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Hey can you retarded bulls buy some shares this time instead of just scalping 0dte calls so that they can offload their bags already and stop the war on war off nonsense. Very obvious they just keep doing it over and over to offload bags into retards stupid enough to buy, but with 0dte contracts becoming so popular everyone just buying 0dte calls and they still cant get exit liquidity L0L
[+5] u/Silly_Evidence_8034: Classic WSB Friday energy
[+5] u/seanr96: Open the strait of oil now, SPY 800 by EOW
[+5] u/Cav829: I mean, when the semis do dump, and the overall semi charts have been a mess for weeks with so many exhaustion candles it is setting some kind of record, software is one of the few sectors they can rotate into. Now, that doesn't mean a crazy pump, but we did see software stocks pumping like 20-30% for a few weeks just last month.
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Oh noooooo so scary I hope they don’t think too hard!
[+5] u/InternationalTop2410: Ronaldo is a loser. Messi is the GOAT.
[+5] u/14X8000m: KEEL printing in Kanada today. That bitch is going to rip next week and straight into 2030. I feel like this is a reason take.
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Bold of you to assume I have buying power left
[+5] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: It sucks. It absolutely sucks. Spend 3k on a rig to play 10 year old games that just got remastered, again.
[+14] u/Kattilaeikka: Iran plays this very well. They can blame Israel for everything. Right now 90% of the world hates Israel but soon it'll be 99%.
[+13] u/solidsneeze: when is the space x ipo?
[+13] u/Excellent-Bag135: So you are telling me that we can pump on the strait opening again?
[+12] u/Discount_LionSafari: NOT ONLY DID WE SURRENDER TO IRAN
WE SEEM TO HAVE LOST THE SURRENDER TOO
[+11] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: 🥭 will be forced to prohibit international oil sales due to national security concerns.
[+11] u/Moist_Chain_POL: guys, have you seen the latest tweet from Giorgia Meloni to 🥭 ? absolutely hilarious! 😂
“President Trump,
these constant, unprovoked attacks are senseless.
As for my popularity, being your friend certainly has not helped it, nor does it depend on my relationship with you. My popularity depends on my ability to defend Italy's national interest, and that is exactly what I have always done.
That is also what I did regarding the American military bases in Italy. Their use is governed by agreements that we have always respected, and that cannot be violated as long as I am Prime Minister.
Italy remains a sovereign nation.
In any case, my popularity is none of your concern.
I suggest you focus on yours.”
🤌🏼🤭
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Strait closed … load up calls
[+10] u/Useful_Donut6789: According to this rewards deal if strait of Hormuz closes 10 times I get one free open strait
[+10] u/dopeadult: finally uninstalled X
literally cannot take the algorithm’s abuse anymore
[+10] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: My apartment complex has a valet trash pickup service. They said no service on Juneteenth and said it was a “trash holiday.”
Thought that was an inappropriate choice of words.
[+10] u/2020isgreat: How considerate of Iran to wait for market closure to close the strait
[+9] u/Purple_Bearkat: Bulgarian split squats suck but necessary.
[+9] u/Leading_Form_8485: I don't even know how the market is going to react anymore
[+9] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: 10 days of oil reserves left
[+9] u/SilentExtinction: nethanyahoo desperately trying to prevent his spy puts and uso calls from expiring worthless. fucking regard.
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: \> Be me. Be JD Vance.
\> Heading to Switzerland for Iran-talks.
\> US becomes part of Iran.
\> MFW
[+9] u/Sick0h: Saturday is bers favorite trading day of the week
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Had sex and then she burst into tears uncontrollably crying. Am I cooked
[+8] u/PerformanceWorth767: We opening red Monday or what? Israel sure does like the color red.
[+8] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: Oil should hit $8/gal by mid July
[+8] u/Severe-Selection-256: Imagine thinking Iran is the problem here. LOL
[+8] u/AfraidAnalyst: I still believe this is all because Harambe was murdered
[+8] u/IamyourfantasyX: Iran now threatening to attack israel. If they do this, Israel is going to loadup their entire airforce and bomb iran.
RIP my portfolio.
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: Why don't we just fill the strait with sand
[+8] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Qqq ripped 5% on a fake deal.
Will only be down 1% on it collapsing immediately.
Then we pump 37 more times on "deal progress" as inflation rips and the American people are absolutely buttfucked by gas prices.
Cool timeline
[+8] u/River_Sandhu: Can’t wait for Mondays pump when they say Sunday talks went well for the 13957583th time 😂
[+8] u/cbusoh66: You need to attend in person, I have seen lots of titties in person, highly recommend Norway or Sweden games, magnificent titties everywhere
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Hormuz closed? Only over the weekend 😅😅
[+7] u/DipSniper69: I'm playing yahtzee and threw a strait of hormuz.
calls on Oil.
[+7] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: So if the strait can be closed at-will anytime aren't we not just their bitch at this point?
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: Why don't they just use AI to negotiate the deal with Iran?
AI is supposed to be the solution to all our problems. Then prove it.
[+7] u/FlippyFloppyTotty: 🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨
MANGOS BUSSY WILL RE-OPEN AFTER BIBI GETS HIS TURN.
LET THE OIL FLOW AND THE MARKETS FLY
[+7] u/CleftyHeft: https://preview.redd.it/34hupp0b7c8h1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=0b823ed683fd7c836771baf83cb2d6a70c1c9ec2
[+6] u/Background-Nothing71: You guys ever go take a dump and start watching porn while your phone is connected to the speakers downstairs and your girlfriend is also downstairs?
[+6] u/Red_Zone_Broly: Now 🥭 can go back to pumping the market by saying a deal is coming every few days
[+6] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: 🌽 realizing it doesn't traverse the strait
[+6] u/imakesalotofmistakes: "Let the OIL flow! This Strait is an amazing Strait! One of the best Straits I've ever seen. We have a GREAT relationship with Iran!
Thank you for your attention in this matter!"
--- Retarded 🍊
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. SOME CLOWN MADE AMERICAN PAID $300B SO IRAN CAN CLOSE THE STRAIT
[+6] u/trumpdiego: what if Iran plays USA in World Cup final game
[+6] u/poopy_wizard132: Step 1) Close the strait (SPY -1%)
Step 2) Open the strait (SPY +2%)
Step 3) ?
Step 4) Profit
[+6] u/FlippyFloppyTotty: Mango said he didn’t want to be like Herbert Hoover. He literally stood up and told yall what is about to happen if that strait doesn’t stay open.
[+6] u/doctorqaz: Who else is not excited about 3 day weekends anymore?
[+6] u/Spy300: >NATO WILL THINK ABOUT DEPLOYING FORCES TO HORMUZ IF THE STRAIT REMAINS CLOSED BY JULY.
✅️
[+6] u/Chiinoe: Im so thankful to have been here for a few years now. Otherwise id actually believe you idiots.
Ill be warshing my ass with Benjamins come monday.
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Well hey, now we can rally on a "deal getting done" 37 more times. It's actually bullish somehow
Fucking bubble bullshit.
This should legitimately be down 5%+
Thats how much it fucking rallied on this obviously fake bullshit deal, in the face of the fed signalling hikes this year in no uncertain terms.
This should be catastrophic, but it wont be, some fucking miraculous way
[+5] u/Foreigntragedy: Every btc pump instantly sold off lmao
[+5] u/Federal-Profile8857: The weekend thread is awesome bc all of these “people” genuinely think the market is going to go down on Monday 🤣🤣🤣 and they live in this fantasy for 2-3 days every week 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/InitiativeGlum2507: This is hands down the most boring 3 day weekend of my long life
[+5] u/zeebee098: Why are 90% of bus drivers fucking assholes
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: last week I bought a put on oil because I thought that the markets and world really believed, and really wanted to believe, that the straits would open and stay open and oil futures would be priced further down.
wrong again idiot
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: I fucking knew I should have sold everything
Instead I rolled my positions
Fucking kms
[+5] u/Level_Counter3062: I'm currently the situation monitoring
[+5] u/cbusoh66: The number of these fake holidays is too damn high
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: One day hormuz is strait, next day it's gay. SNIP SNAP, SNIP SNAP
[+5] u/aqjingson: Strait closed strait open strait closed strait open, fk the strait where’s the 🌈
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: Fellas, what you doing if you hooked up with your tinder date and afterwards she tells you her body count is 50,000+.
[+5] u/Nictel: Take profits < let it expire worthless.
[+5] u/BearContra: Another round of peace talks should take us to 780 LMAO
[+5] u/awstick: So the day of the deal we drop all sanctions letting Iran sell billions in oil, which they could not do before the war. The only thing we ask for is the Strait being opened, which was open before the war. Then Iran rushes a dozen VLCCs worth of oil through the blockade and then immediately closes it again. What's JD going to have to offer them to open it this time?
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Instead of 90 deals in 90 days, we got 90 peacefires in 90 days. Bullish
[+5] u/Dectane12345: Bullish because everyone knows the third time will do the trick.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Doesn’t belong to this sub by my god I cannot stand JD
[+5] u/upvz: my superpower is not believing delusional 3000 year old prophecies
[+5] u/FlowerrBud: Will the USA finally cut off Israel?
Tens of millions of retirement accounts will be a bit upset seeing a drop in their savings
[+5] u/GenitalWartHogg: So is Iran finished or are you doing the deal?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: Oh well.
It was fun while it lasted.
Not like we gonna end red on Monday anyway.
[+5] u/savethechows: remember the Middle East is like really far away
SPY +1.5% Monday
[+5] u/Fresh-Judge-4595: The strait is closed, the bend is open
[+5] u/OwnObject8163: My dog got fat on treats and love now shes on a diet by vet 'say so.Now she won't sleep near me and has her back to me 😟🤥 wtf
[+17] u/ThouOne: Open the Strait right now before I get angry
[+13] u/octopus4488: "Oh no, no more war" -> my defense stocks fall. Fine... makes sense.
"Oh no war is back" -> guess what? My defense stocks fall with the rest.
[+12] u/FuckleUp: Straight is clopened
[+12] u/SageLeaf1: How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe rob, if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
[+10] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Strait of Whore Moose closed again. Signed some bullshit mou that means nothing. Back to square 1 HAHAHAHA
[+9] u/octopus4488: "Insiders cannot sell SPCX until date XYZ"...
Ok, but what stops them shorting it via CFDs or other derivatives to nullify their risks?
[+8] u/Ok-Thought-9960: 🥭 should sell his assets to pay for what he started lol
How funny would it be to see his face if congress like woke up and passed some crazy shit like that.
[+8] u/JoeyFreshagua: I think they are gonna work it out.
[+8] u/tropicalia84: We’re going to pump even harder on Monday when there’s a resumed MOU than we did on the first cease fire
This is how the stock market works
[+8] u/savemoney_god: # Everytime news hits, y’all people overreact thinking spy is going to 0, just for it to either range or go up 🤌
[+7] u/SignificanceFew5212: MSFT to take yet another dump next week
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: THE BERRORISTS HAVE CLOSED THE STRAIT, IT IS NOW GHEY
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: Did 🥭 tweeted anything nonsense ?
[+7] u/lightning_whirler: MU Earnings Per Share expected to be up 1113.02% year over year.
If it's only up 1100% will the price drop?
[+7] u/fish_: still a full day left for a taco. not worried. even if market is red on monday i’ll just pretend it’s green. i can’t lose
[+7] u/tzuica_de_mar: the us has to either fold or carpet bomb half their country and drag the entire region into war; iran has the cards
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: retarded bears haven't learned a thing this shit is closing green next week
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: claude went down again so hello fellow humans on wsb
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: are we gonna smash iran after the midterms? because this is a clusterfuck either now or later
[+6] u/Funny_Story2759: Yall drank the kool-aid. Strait was never open
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Art of the deal 101..
never close a solution permanently
.make it active / inactive to ensure stocks goes ATH.
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: if you held calls because of an agreement held together on hopes and prayers going into a 3 day weekend, you a dumbass
[+5] u/eireniconic: new peace deal sunday night??
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: not one woman has lifted her shirt and showed some titties at the world cup, what's going on?
[+5] u/Old_Evidence8598: not even blinking, still hitting then have incredible post nut clarity/ depression for about 5 mins.
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Can't wait to buy the dip on monday and sell at the end of the week until the end of summer
[+5] u/Ahamadrayasbaboon: Its a beautiful anticipation taking over the night
[+5] u/stonksgoupx: Next trillon dlr compny
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I should definitely talk about the Hormuz during my date at 2
[+5] u/I-N00b-hi: TSM
INTC
ARM
AMD
AVGO
AMAT
ASML
MU
SNDK
NVDA
NBIS
[+5] u/nomar_ramon: 3 days US stock market is close, war escalating and the strait is closed.
Next week when the US Market is open, suddenly everyone can be rational and the ceasefire is on again, Strait opens.
Bears should just exclude this War and Hormuz Strait in their analysis.
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike!
[+5] u/crvarporat: SPCX TO $300 ON MONDAY FULL PORT
[+5] u/fish_: can't wait for the bear tantrums on monday
[+5] u/SnooShortcuts7911: In May, the U.S. government spent $628 billion yet collected just $335 billion in taxes. That means that balancing the budget would require taxes to almost double. Since that won't happen, massive money printing will cover the shortfall, sending consumer prices doubling instead.
[+5] u/nadoterisback: holy shit, the weekend dow was up +0.1% just a few hours ago
it’s now \*\*DOWN\*\* -0.25%, bulls are actually fucked this week
looking like futes open tomorrow -2%, then -3% by market open on monday, then direct circuit break limit down -7% on SPY by noon
bull in shambles
[+5] u/Gullible_Ad3785: We sign the MOU of our surrender at versailles becoming the new surrender monkeys. No take backs.
Israel keeps bombing.
The strait is closed.
Peace negotiations are going well!
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Trump's made you so wealthy that money is mostly meaningless. Must be nice to be an American.
[+5] u/Psychological-Ship85: Green ligh...er...RED LIGHT!
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Glad I'm not holding options this weekend
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: If MU goes under $1k.. just full port the shit out of it and sell when it hits $1.2k.
Rinse and repeat.. $200 might not be much but it works most of the time. (until it doesnt and it moons to $1.5k)
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: June 25th 2026 starting ~10:30am ET:
Bers will celebrate the return of their Hethen Chaos Gods to Earth as the streets turn into rivers of 🩸🩸🩸.
Bols will call it Black Thursday and then Judgement Day, because of their poor judgement in thinking MU could somehow save the whole Market.
Remindme! 4 days
[+13] u/PaperHandsTheDip: Believe it or not - calls. Always calls
[+10] u/rottenfence: Ah yes a little fake negative news to use to turn positive and pump the market Monday. Tale as old as 2016.
[+9] u/Top_Junket2533: Cant wait for my shift to be over. Im tired of making these baconators
[+8] u/Ok_Winner9825: Mango really just gave away all the cards to brag about surrendering
[+8] u/rholt168: I cannot wait for Sunday at 10pm "talks are positive and back on"
[+8] u/MalfeasantSeven: You’ve been Hormuzzled yet again!!
[+6] u/Top_Junket2533: Hormuz open and closed as much as my wife’s legs for her boyfriends
[+6] u/burrowed_greentext: picture this: it's New Years Eve in the late 90s.
the nasdaq has gone up 189% in just 4 years
you short the madness with all your heart
it's time to secure your family wealth for generations
it's actually December 1998 though
the nasdaq goes up over 80% next year
u r now broke
[+6] u/GetBigOrDieTrying5: Iran and Israel are shorting the market
[+6] u/Zenos1o8: !banbet spy -99,98% 1min
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: lol iran deal already failed. who could have guessed
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: You kings ever twist up ur dong to see how many revolutions you can get? I’m on 4.25 spins 🫡
[+5] u/sftheory: just overhead my nine year old daughter say "Nothing ever happens" while talking to her friend.
Calls.
[+5] u/Glide_88: So sick of following the strait, these mfs can’t agree on anything.
[+5] u/Cosmorto: Maybe markets priced in a half-assed MoU and that's why we didn't get a major pump last Monday. If another, expertly crafted MoP (Memorandum of Perfection) hits Axios Sunday evening, the mess can be cleaned and my calls can get resuscitated 🙏🏻
[+5] u/early-retirement-plz: Hormuz is open, come on down and ride the banana boat, the waters fine!
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Bols absolutely cooked
[+5] u/QuantumFluks: Lmao, why would Trump sign a shitty deal and admit we are 4 weeks from bedlam if Iran hasn’t been able to keep the strait closed?
[+5] u/dayvieee: Bring back circuit city
[+5] u/Ben_f157: Some people live on this thread
Calls on RDDT
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: Probably should not have held futures over the weekend. Fuck.
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Ready for oil to move up again…
[+11] u/Over-Celebration-168: Market is becoming dumber day by day, please let me know if you agree.
[+11] u/MrsEveryShot: They closed it down because it’s gonna reopen as the Strait of America 🇺🇸
[+10] u/IntrepidToday0: How long until Trump joins Iran in attacking Israel?
[+10] u/Totallynotfakenews: I’ve been posting on here for 5 years and I’m still poor. WTF?
[+9] u/tallyhoallaboard: Why does 'financial planning' always assume you're both 19 and willing to work until you're 8000 years old?
It never applies to people who are either wanting to retire at 40 or have started late.
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: It’s funny bols act like they don’t care after full porting calls over the long weekend yet they’re checking Iran news every 5 seconds LMAO🤌
[+8] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: On the shitter and I ended up on the conservative sub. Saw a guy rambling about Iran and checked his profile history.
Dude was active on a sub based around a master/slave kinks, with women being chained up as sex slaves.
Nothing surprises me anymore.
[+8] u/Fit-Employ3623: Elon Musk: DO NOT REDEEM
[+7] u/Vaf67: In the 13 seconds it takes me to type this and send, the whoremuz will have open and closed her legs 5 times.
[+7] u/pinkerton_gov: 47 ceasefires for Krasnov 47
[+6] u/bobby_stackz: My mom literally died on March 30th. The absolute bottom. She got to heaven and was like we gotta pump my boys bags. What a wild turnaround.
[+6] u/Th3Gr33nBastard: I see way too many people on all these finance subreddits posting their portfolios, making way too much money. That’s how you know a pullback is coming
[+6] u/Restivebaton338: The only difference is the straight of Hormuz is less wet
[+6] u/Most-Equivalent8399: its going to be a huge blood bath monday... just undoing what the peace deal did lol
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: Had to check
It’s real
[+6] u/VisualFlop: The Treaty of Versailles II already failed… who woulda thought lmao 🤣
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: BTC showing that nobody cares about strait anymore. Lot of oil already got out. We golden for another 1 month of closure LMAO
[+5] u/hootie-the-flowfish: BREAKING:
“There will be NO TOLLS in the Hormuz Strait for 60 days during the Cease Fire Period, and there will be NO TOLLS after the 60 day period has expired, unless they are imposed by and for the United States of America, should the deal not be completed, for services rendered as the Guardian Angel to the countries of the Middle East for purposes of both past, present, and future reimbursement of costs. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!” - 🥭
[+5] u/Aggressive-Pizza-716: is hyperliquid fake and ghey or are my stocks actually finna go down on monday
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: The strait is closed. Long live the strait!
[+5] u/opsqttt: Why is btc pumping on this news?
[+5] u/TheRealArmament: Anybody in the red YTD? And by how much?
[+5] u/Stockmerlin: Another positive milestone for Rolls-Royce Civil Aerospace.
After the SMR contract with Sweden and the nuclear contract with Japan once again positive news for $rycey / RR :
The Pearl 10X successfully powered the first flight of Dassault’s brand-new Falcon 10X business jet. ✈️
While this isn’t a narrowbody engine program, it shows Rolls-Royce continues to execute on new engine development, certification and customer acquisition. The Falcon 10X is also the first Dassault business jet ever powered by Rolls-Royce engines.
One more example that the investment case is becoming broader than just Trent widebody engines: Civil Aerospace, Defence, Power Systems, SMRs and now continued growth in Business Aviation.
Source:
[https://www.rolls-royce.com/media/press-releases/2026/19-06-2026-business-aviation-the-pearl-10x-successfully-powers-the-first-flight-of-dassaults-brand-new-falcon-10x-business-jet.aspx](https://www.rolls-royce.com/media/press-releases/2026/19-06-2026-business-aviation-the-pearl-10x-successfully-powers-the-first-flight-of-dassaults-brand-new-falcon-10x-business-jet.aspx)