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[+20] u/W0lv3rIn321: People actually bought SPCX above $200 a share expecting huge gains 😂😂
[+19] u/aniote: Just got a notification of a $0.56 dividend from my $WDC stocks. I guess capitalism has winners and losers and I'm simply among the winners
[+19] u/BiblicalAss: another day of unemployment ☺️
[+13] u/Expensive-Basket-360: # SELL SPACE X PIECE OF GARBAGE STOCK
[+12] u/tiny_toof: This time MU need to hit 1100 and STAY there
[+12] u/BeatzAway: MSFT please get your shit together for once
[+12] u/Fun_Training6342: We in a middle of a bull market and I scroll down the comments and 80% is about losing money or trash stock. Lol
[+12] u/Big_Physics_5757: https://preview.redd.it/uci4sd71p08h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8fe99103bce121da4bccb953564c637e827d09
Inlaws got the tesla prototype phone
[+12] u/BarbellPadawan: MSFT is literally going bankrupt
[+11] u/rayquan36: It's so funny how bears are almost always Eurocucks
[+10] u/__nameless____: 🥭 is going to announce another peace deal on top of the current peace deal
[+10] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT will crater today
[+10] u/Fun_Training6342: SPCX calls getting cooked rn. One guy with 150k on it expiring today
[+10] u/stupidber: Up $6 on the 1 META share I bought yesterday thats half a sandwich right there
[+9] u/Les7X: I'm expecting Cuba middle of next week
[+9] u/SmallCapsOnly: Bers evaporated just as predicted
🤓
[+9] u/Practical-Health3455: WTF!
Just woke up.
My poots and my anooos!!!!!
[+9] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Bers were so pissed when i said clearly an overreaction yesterday LMAO
[+9] u/Summerdaysengineer: Love it, today is quad witching and it’s gonna be hella green
[+9] u/damnthatbooty: God bless the gamblers may the dice roll in your favor you beautiful degens
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine you are in your office and you throw a really stinky fart because you don’t care and don’t expect anyone to walk in but then someone walks in to talk to you
[+8] u/skymagic: not saying I should've bought some more calls or anything like that, but low key should've full ported calls
[+8] u/DKnight95: I bought nbis at 80 and sold at 120 thinking it will pull back again. Of course it will run all the way to 200+ the one time i sold
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I am not trading today fuck this
[+7] u/Red_Zone_Broly: #If a company believes AI can generate billions in profit, it's not cancelling a data-center build because rates are 50 basis points higher.
[+7] u/tortu995: Micron and sandisk are worth x2 what they are trading at, nvdia is also (almost) a x2 from here. Insanely mispriced.
[+7] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: MSFT is green... we're all fucked.
[+7] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Cramer says it’s safe to buy Space C now 🚀🚀🚀🚀🫡🫡🎉
[+7] u/confused_teabagger: This deal is legit! Gas by my house is $0.25 per gallon which is nuts because the state charges $0.45 per gallon in taxes! Green skies ahead! ^^^^Also ^^^^I ^^^^am ^^^^on ^^^^very ^^^^heavy ^^^^drugs!
[+7] u/trsx5: So we’re bullish on rate cuts, and rate hikes. Got it
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I told yall to double down on calls
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: Did he drain the swamp yet? Glad there's no new wars, at least
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: triple 🅱️itching day
[+7] u/Jerikolol: We need a Task Force to delist MSFT from SP500, since its dragging down the entire index.
[+7] u/RogerBalderer: BREAKING USA TO GIFT IRAN 300 BILLION OF SPAYSEX
[+7] u/aqurid568: NBIS
NEVER BEARS IN STOCKS 🔪🧸🐻
[+6] u/oknBagholding: Why the fuck did i buy a bunch of amazon shares at 245 instead of NBIS....... now im holding Jeff's bag
[+6] u/SoloOutdoor: Raise your hand if you wanna buy the next ipo with totally disastrous financials!
[+6] u/hellur_moto: USA dead country walking, bunch of hamsters on wheels powering trading algos that's all the citizenry is now kek
[+6] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Calling for a Task Force to investigate what happened to my portfolio yesterday
[+6] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Fucking spaceX trash stock
[+6] u/False-Hovercraft-906: Let's goooo, Mango man pumped INTC
[+6] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Infinite money glitch SPCX is back and ready to rock and roll 🚀🚀🚀🫡
[+6] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: u/verified-trader FIX THE PRICE OF QQQ. Wtf. See you in a week.
[+6] u/n1ck90z: how can you be bearish? We have AI, space and daily great deals
[+6] u/stupidber: I'm gonna stop the tariffs and unplug AI
[+6] u/Haunting_Ad_6021: Casino closed tomorrow 😕
[+6] u/Bumst3r: Red by close. It’s a three day weekend with no good news in sight
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: NO ONE is suffering more than a pale ass white boy during a warm ass day in germany
[+6] u/tfyousay2me: What are we doing……what’s going on?
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Wait market is closed tomorrow? That’s communism
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: I heard Johnny cash is releasing a new song called the Puts Prison blues.
“I hear those puts expiring, they’re bleeding round the bend And I ain’t seen a green day since I don't know when
I’m stuck in Puts Prison, and theta keeps draggin' on
While that green dildo keeps a-rollin' right up to all-time highs...
When I was just a rookie, my broker told me, "Son,
Don't ever try to fight the trend, don't try to short the run."
[+5] u/pysapien: Are we actually pumping today? What was all that dump about yesterday 🤦♂️
[+5] u/Spoliationcomplation: Had to get that tantrum out of the way so everyone could feel good about hitting ath by July
What ever helps you sleep at night market makers . . . NOW PAMP
[+5] u/ThaaGZZ: If we keep on seeing green, imma be hiring for my Wendy's franchise. Any bers looking for a new job?
[+5] u/r3g4rd3d_g4mbl3r: Be ready for the gamma squeeze on INTC, weeklies are 0dte today. Bullish SPY day because of Iran deal, INTC bullish news with Apple, Trump tweet. Massive call buying. This is gonna go apeshit. Ill be buying 150 calls, maybe even 160 if im feeling extra r3g4rd3d
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: The last surrender agreement that was this bad for the losing side that was signed at Versailles was signed by the Weimar Republic, and the surrender signed by 🥭 is by far and away a worse one.
[+5] u/Cosmorto: NBIS up 32% in a month, nearing 300...
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: The hole in my box fan is just big enough to fit my benis. We hitting this on setting 1 or doing a full thrust on massive speed setting 3? 🤔
[+5] u/__nameless____: gold is about to jump another cliff lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/POWRAXE: Open the casino so that I may collect thyn riches.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Calling out cause I couldn’t sleep at all. lol
[+5] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: Rugpull is over guys time to go all in on SPCX and Buy the dip !!!!
[+5] u/Signal-Section6915: $MU is breaking 1100 today
[+31] u/OSRSkarma: Honestly at this point any low tier garbage AI generated meme post is just gonna get a 20 day ban.
It’s so fucking pathetic. Imagine thinking “ya I’m gonna post this”
[+17] u/fish_: gm to call buyers only
[+15] u/OrangMiskin: MSFT already started the dump
[+14] u/GrandKnew: MSFT: How can we innovate and turn this company around?
Also MSFT: Charge $500 a year for Word
[+14] u/SuperSwissy: Back from ban camp boys. Bers suck my dick
[+14] u/Samjabr: I've said it before, but I mean it this time - I am never buying a put again.
[+13] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Top is in. Warsh fucked us and this Iran deal is a joke.
[+13] u/AcanthocephalaIcy571: 300 billion to Iran is coming from shorting MSFT
[+13] u/davidbigham: When we saw the 800k guy fomo in spcx, that was the sign that we should short it.
[+10] u/vermilli21: MSFT red, what a complete disaster 🤡🤡
[+10] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Europe down, bitcoin dumping, America? Green!🇺🇸
[+10] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: This gunna take off at open everyone will be buying today
[+9] u/Dongkey_kong: Market up .8%
Microsoft: best I can do .2%
[+9] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Bers on twitter using every chart and metric in the book to try to prove an impending collapse. Regards
[+9] u/Stmast: From mag 7 to bag 7 real fast
[+9] u/Abe2025: Uh oh, google, microsoft and amazon being retarded again
[+9] u/csr8765: Everybody selling the dinosaur tech companies (MSFT, AMZN, META) to buy semi’s and memory.
[+9] u/vermilli21: Europoors are dumping on us
[+9] u/vermilli21: So glad I sold my SPX calls last night at 8:15 for 80%, had I held, it would be worth 20% now
[+9] u/Meeting_Ok2: Someone check on SPCX guy from yesterday....
[+9] u/vermilli21: During the interview with 🥭, he doesnt seem to care what Warsh does. But back in May 🥭 was trying to fire JPOW because he didnt want to cut interest rates. This new "task force" seems sketchy
[+9] u/mememan212: sold all my SPCX after seing an insta post about how 'This janitor at SpaceX is now a millionaire!' post. Like hell i'll be exit liquidity for jannies in August when the employees can sell
[+8] u/imakesalotofmistakes: I'll bet anything that hegseth has a micropenis
[+8] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: We should force Iran to buy 1 billion Office 365 subs. MSFT will still be red though.
[+8] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: Realistically what is the bull case for $msft before it becomes a value play.
[+8] u/vermilli21: MSFT speed racing to red already
[+8] u/Abe2025: Today is going to be a big green day fellas
[+8] u/Ohlele: What people don't understand about buying dead stocks like MSFT, NVDA, META, Amazon, Saleforce, Adobe, Paypal, etc. is that the stock market survives due to manipulation. The government and hedge funds have been trying everything they can to manipulate the market. It is much more difficult to manipulate dead stocks. So they just let them rot in peace.
[+8] u/Coda70: Wdc has more momentum than MU.
[+8] u/Icy-Tea-2954: GOOGL, MSFT and META all getting absolutely fucked for no reason. Do people really think AI infra will keep pumping if these three don’t succeed?
[+8] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: Your electronic funds transfer
(EFT) was successfully processed
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An account at JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NA
To
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Amount
$50,000.00
\*rubs hands together\*
[+8] u/sufficiently7777: They are gonna dump this today.
[+8] u/Saltysunbro: Buy PUTS on MSFT to offset your unrealised loss from bagholding MSFT.
[+8] u/Amitriptylinekoning: I just know todays gonna dump
[+8] u/Razvanell95: microsoft gives me enough dividends to buy tampons for my bleeding anos
[+8] u/sadlittlewaffle: Which one of you bought MSFT a little bit back thinking it could creep back up 😹😹
[+7] u/Dry_Shirt7120: Fuck msft fuck msft fuck msft fuuuuuucccccccckkkk
[+7] u/necarpenter417: If I sign up for paid office, does Microsoft go up?
[+7] u/No_Puts_Only: lol the curse of Cathie Zeta Woods killing SPCuX
[+7] u/NerdSlamPo: Calls on MRVL and MU going into next week
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Bag 7 looking worse by the day
[+7] u/Dividedby21mil: This year has been brutal for me. Didn’t get in on AI because of “valuation” and just gotten completely wrecked on everything over and over
[+7] u/Flashy-Finger-8600: If Jeff Bozo can come back as CEO, let’s get Ballmer’s fat ass back to MSFT and fire Nutella
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: You bears are so delusional if you think this will sell off, there’s literally nothing to worry about anymore even rate hikes have been priced in and ppl are still buying. Just sell your puts at open and buy calls like real men
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: I don't get the MSFT fascination. A lot of boomers in here
[+7] u/Educational_Party270: Don't buy any stocks that r/valueinvesting tells you to buy. They're all boomers holding a bag
[+7] u/minimal_stat: Every time we get these massive scam pumps overnight that start fading just before open you know these fuckers are gonna take us to dumptown
[+7] u/_rockthemike: Who full ported SCAM X over 200 raise your hands
[+7] u/JordieTiana: Just took a minus $65k realized loss aw man 😭
[+7] u/zuziannka: All that pump just to sell off in pre market wow
[+7] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Here comes the daily morning rug pull
[+7] u/Bxdwfl: yall acting like we're red... shit's still up giga on more bullshit iran news
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: Wow you cant make this stuff up! MSFT red for like the 14th day in a row
[+7] u/niv141: do you even know how dividends work?
[+6] u/whomakesthetendies: Yo Spacex bulls, when will I be able to buy in at ipo price?
[+6] u/TheyCallMeCool1: Any chance of 760 by tuesday?
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: # Jim Cramer says it’s not too late to buy SpaceX
*The head of the CNBC clown show will now try his best to continue to guide the Muppets over the cliff. GL retards.*
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: Why would trump choose a hawk ?
[+6] u/Constant_Story8217: I'm on a Task Force to finger Ber anoos
[+6] u/sergechewbacca: Why are all Energy stocks pumping
[+6] u/sirkarmalots: N stocks are cursed. I own the trifecta - Netflix, Nvda, Now
[+6] u/Itchy_Big_7995: Tripple witching today, which means we’re triple F’ed
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Invest in mag7 they said. You are better off investing in whatever is hot
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Wtf msft FUCK MAN IM DOWN 40%
[+6] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Selling MSFT at 430 was my play of the year
[+6] u/Seth-73ma: Judging by the amount of WSB comments MSFT is about to reverse.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Like 90% of white collar jobs could go to Monday-Wednesday only and nothing would change, even the lines would keep going up. Fuck
[+6] u/The_Albertino: Ffs I was staring at INTC calls yesterday and bought none
[+6] u/ateranol: Accenture earnings are crashing software again
[+6] u/Candid_Consequence94: Who tf buys spaceX … why
[+6] u/aftherith: Oil almost 40 bucks off the high. 10 more and it's like it never happened. Wild.
[+6] u/JordieTiana: https://preview.redd.it/yrxskzdh018h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a69d25fea375305913cc1a670dd775df5efaafb
I’m going to win so much now I MAY EVEN GET TIRED OF WINNING
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: Red by open, circuit breaker kind of day
[+6] u/SpiritOfOptimality: Finally sold all my tsmc and most of my Nvidia from 2022. This has finally gotten too crazy for me
[+6] u/darby1015: Thanks for the fun SPCX you’re officially dead
[+6] u/spaurake: I’m guessing every country is scrambling now to pick up a fight with US to secure a deal Iran got!
[+6] u/Elidan123: Whatever is pumping qqq since 2 weeks ago, it is not in my portfolio lol.
[+6] u/DeadInternetVoid: You know what would be nice?
If the casino was open.
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Orange bitch got his shit completely rekt by Iran. What a fucktard.
[+5] u/BFox1982: Imagine not having air conditioning or ice in your drink
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: Bers will spend the SPY run to 800 complaining about hawkish dot plots
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: Kevin is a chud name
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: bought NOW at 120 after the pump thinking we might see 150+ or even more since its still -50% from ath.
well i was wrong and my calls are now down 12k
[+5] u/AlGAdams: META cute girl but she ran away when she saw my Microsoft
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Lord I see what you’ve done for NBIS holders, and am waiting patiently for you to bless APLD with a 200% gain
[+5] u/Mammoth-Fee1592: I got destroyed yesterday, what should I trade today to bring it back to even ?
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: The market should just open at 7 it’s not like anyone is commuting to the exchange floor anymore
[+5] u/Willing-Angle-2203: me as a kid: "adults know so much, such wise people"
me as an adult: "logs into WSB to see people happy with spaceX at 2.5T$ market cap"
[+5] u/likamuka: One of biggest scam markets, if not THE biggest
[+5] u/DipSniper69: we are probably getting rate hikes and the market still pumping. LMFAO
[+5] u/FFXIV_Yunarin: MSFT, please go up. Please?
[+5] u/WallStreetBetsCALLSS: # YOUR MOM IS NOT PRICED IN
[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: At what price is MSFT attractive again? $7?
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: Wtf wrong with MSFT?
[+5] u/ManonFire1224: The market really doesn’t want to see MU over $1100. Stop trying to prevent the inevitable
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: Microsoft priced to sell actual glass windows then software
[+5] u/AgentBlackwell: market sideways I cant even afford OF, going back to the hub for entertainment but the free stuff is so meh.
[+5] u/Bravadette: My copper futes for June are fucked aren't they
[+5] u/AdOk3638: # FLY INTC, FLY FOR NANA! FLY YOU STUPID BASTARD! LMAO🤌
[+5] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Another day another software sell off
[+5] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: Ready for mega drop on spcx?
[+5] u/minimal_stat: At this point you’re straight up fuckin retarded if you held microsloppy bounce off the toppy for more than 6 months and still bitch in this thread every day. Flush that turd and make your money back with nebius
[+5] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Same recipe as the last few days, pre-market up, at open pump for 5 minutes, then dump like a rock hard turd.
It will be puts at 9:40, who's with me? We ride till Valhalla
[+5] u/Alternative_Boat_652: Just this WEEK quit nicotine 5 times, weed 3 times, and gambling twice. I’m so far ahead of you morons!!!!!
[+5] u/Rich-Badger-7601: The death of software was greatly underexaggerated
[+5] u/AlmostAsianJim: Another day of getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts for software holders.
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: My port has gone 55-30k in 2 weeks because I thought I was buying the bottom of the saaspocalypse. Apparently not.
Do I just liquidate everything and go into memory stocks or what. They pump like 5% every day
[+5] u/Vlisa: Yahoo running an article stating SPCX has kicked off another themed ETF craze. WTF are they talking about? Every ad I see on RDDT for the last six months was some theme ETF like, “Buy LOSR, our new MSFT x3 daily bull ETF!”
[+5] u/whitehypeman: Spacex bulls are some of the dumbest bagholders on this planet
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Bro I am straight regarded betting against semi conductor 😂
[+5] u/Any_Influence_8305: YOOO just heard about this stock shit, how many space x can I buy using EBT
[+5] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: GOOG IS A PIECE OF SHITE!
[+19] u/Leading_Form_8485: RIP to that dude @ 223 SPCX
[+19] u/Comfortable733: # ELON WILL BE THE FIRST TRILLIONAIRE TO LOSE A TRILLY LMAO 🤌
[+18] u/jlw993: It's my birthday today
[+18] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: I wander if it’s this retarded on other planets too
[+17] u/TheSauce69: Buying NVDA is like buying a cuck chair to watch other semis fuck your wife
[+17] u/Me-Regarded: I can already tell I'm going to make bad decisions today
[+17] u/AltruisticTry5189: if i sit out today MU goes to 1200, if i play it tanks back to 850
[+17] u/BullishGoblin: Bought MSFT at 375, watched it go to 460 while averaging up to 390 and it’s now at 377😎
[+16] u/Ferdoki: Let's have +3% fucking day why not
[+15] u/Billy_Flower: spacex dump, market pump, balanced as all things should be
[+15] u/TipEmpty8429: Keep seeing SPCX glitching down to 160 for a fraction of a second. Something is happening behind the scenes
[+15] u/king_of_all_retards: Im
✅ a miserable fuck
✅ lonely
✅ unemployed
✅ poor
But at least Im not a SPCX bol
[+14] u/gratelony: Option ruined stocks
[+13] u/nadoterisback: red at night, bull delight
green in the morning, bull take warning
[+13] u/jerome-yellen: Trump said Wednesday that Iran has a right to a nuclear program, reversing months of "zero enrichment" rhetoric. US SURRENDERING IS BULLISH
[+13] u/djln491: Decided I don’t want to work today and would rather watch every single tick of SPY for 7.5 hrs straight
[+12] u/stuntondeezh0es: Dude marked the top when he went all in 800k on SPCX at $210 lmao
[+12] u/AGener0usGod: Sedatives are wearing off, time to rotate into stimulants.
[+12] u/fire_alarmist: L00000000000000000000000000000L
KETA-MELON TOO HIGH ON KETAMINE TO REMEMBER TO ROUTE THE SPCX 150 SELL ORDER THROUGH THE DARK POOLS
WHAT A BLUNDER
[+12] u/scrap4crap: SPCX BAGHOLDERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+12] u/Star_Lord924: ...I have a good personality?
[+11] u/No-Improvement3164: The CEOs don’t even speak for their own companies anymore. It’s either Mango 🥭 or Jenson. What a pump station!! 😂
[+11] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: WSB: HAHAHA SPCX BAGHOLDERS GET REKT
\*\*checks app\*\*
\-3%
[+11] u/tika_dengu: Cathie Wood buying SPCX was the signal
[+10] u/patmccock86: And as predicted, that overnight pump was complete bullshit. Now back to your regularly scheduled dump all day
[+10] u/stonksf: MSFT is such a falling knife probably another 4% down today if not 6%
[+10] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: MU, SNDK, and WDC accused of creating a **Men In Black's Memory Neuralyzer and using it against META and MSFT since they both forgot how to make a profit.**
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: You spacetards really thought this through?
[+10] u/sabatiel180: 🌮 giving out billions to Iran as sort of a groveling type of gesture to reopen the strait.
[+9] u/DufflebagJoe: Does MSFT do anything besides eat cock?
[+9] u/Haikoe: Wtf is even Juneteenth
[+9] u/Skilledthunder: Lmao Nasdaq up 1.3%, yet msft red again
[+9] u/Spezalt4: Establishing a Task Force to make MSFT green
[+9] u/WalkIndividual5122: BREAKING: president declares warsh, orders attack on ports
[+9] u/WarenBoffet: A day trader 1 sentence horror story :
The move happened before market open.
[+9] u/adamkru: Expiry is today. Don't forget.
[+9] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Wtf spcx. Go up you POS
[+9] u/Isometric_exercises: Semi's keep trucking 🚛
[+9] u/noaholic: Greenland looking forward to start a war after this deal
[+9] u/fire_alarmist: SPCX pricing in rate hikes L0L
[+9] u/julllzz: Yesterday there were 2 pigeons on my balcony, I haven’t seen them today so calls it is. This is financial advice
[+8] u/thefrozen_one: I learned how to time skip by getting drunk at 7pm then waking up just in time for pre-market
[+8] u/dabblesest: I’m a pretty big MSFT hater, but this is getting out of hand…
This shit will not stop bleeding and I’m starting to feel sorry for the baggies.
[+8] u/bmault: Y'all really bought stock in spaceships like wtf
[+8] u/stonksf: What ya gotta do to get a msft pump around here
[+8] u/Independent_Term5790: So many 1-5 month old accounts trying to pump spcx.
[+8] u/Rinolboss: Back to 150 rklb lets go
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Chain265: When can we start eating the cats and dogs?
[+8] u/fenton7: Circus is ending for all the clowns who plowed into SPCX at 10x fair value.
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, Task Force me once, shame on — shame on you.
Task Force
me — you can't get
Task Forced again
."
[+8] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Bears are confusing their port recession, with the economy.
[+8] u/TakeThatBro: Ready for another red day MSFT bagholders?
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Anyone else just see SPCX drop to 156 for like a millisecond WTF
[+8] u/JeromePowellLovesMe: Microsoft ever going green this year?
[+8] u/youngsimba320: Where’s that regard who full ported his Roth IRA in spacex?
[+8] u/peterpeer9: Revolutionary golf idea:
No more 18 holes. Why not just 1 really long hole. Make it like 7500 yards, par 72. The green is the last 1000 yards of the course.
[+8] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Every single time it goes to dump you bozos buy index puts and get buzz sawed.
The reactivity to gamma exposure has become ten times faster with the poors being able to day trade.
We may never get a real red day ever again because of you losers.
[+8] u/tika_dengu: SPCX dump is scripted so indices can buy at a lower price
[+8] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: The fuq going on with SPCX? Does it have cancer AND just hired Satya Nutella as new CEO?
[+8] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: # Pot heads will really wake up at 8 AM and say, “I’m going to make myself retarded for the rest of the day”
[+8] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: The quietest girl you know would tie you down and edge you until you’re crying
[+8] u/Fit_Service8662: If this is entertaining just wait until SPCX insiders can sell their shares.
[+8] u/DryBicycle5629: God please take Microsoft back to 410 I will never talk shit about Microsoft again. I just need my money back please. I can’t take this anymore
[+8] u/Purple_Bearkat: The vibes are so bad for MSFT I am almost considering a contrarian purchase but this thing seems to have no support at any number.
[+8] u/poopy_wizard132: # **fuck space x and elon musk**
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: lotta fatties out there
[+7] u/tika_dengu: Bank of Iran holds interest rates in show of solidarity with Warsh
[+7] u/crvarporat: anyone else stuck with BAG7s
[+7] u/rholt168: Im so fucking dumb. Lam Research had a good thesis and numbers. Bought at 230, sold at 240. its now 350. I belong here.
[+7] u/NorthWish855: Better start dumping SPCEX. Back to 130 we go
[+7] u/kvndoom: The new Ayatollah is now the world's 2nd richest man.
He didn't even have to start an online storefront, social media company, or EV manufacturing. Just had to wait for 🍊to blow his dad up.
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: Software truly is dead. Jenson couldn’t even save NOW
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: How the fuck is QQQ up 1.5 percent when all my holdings are red ore market? 😭😭😭😭 THIS IS CHEATING
[+7] u/mangled_degenerate: Anybody feel regarded when they look at the "people also own" section of a stock they own?
[+7] u/Sengle473: Too bearish in here, you guy already know what’s that mean at open.
[+7] u/FacebangsTucans: Grandma would be so proud
[+7] u/GloomyMembership4197: Jensen never said SpaceX will be a trillion dollar company.
Therefore, it should be dumped further.
[+7] u/BearOak: SPCX to the moon would be okay, but Elon to Mars would be incredible.
[+7] u/spellbreaker: We're putting a task force together.
It's made up of the best task forces the world has to offer.
It's a... task force task force.
The task force of all task forces.
[+7] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Ok but how does alien disclosure fit into your investment strategy
[+7] u/-0x00000000: SPCX gonna bounce today. 🍿
[+7] u/FrostySoftPressure: SPCX gonna pump today, that shit is like Tesla but with more trillions
[+7] u/crispycreasy: Bears when there’s a -3% day after a +40% rise
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: Microsoft is actually lagging the rest of the software companies at 5-10 year lows
[+7] u/Clackamas_river: Open the casino - MU to $1100+ today.
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: SPCX has 1 red day of 5% and all the bears out here jacking themselves silly lol
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Does mango want to lose his voter base? He does understand that by slashing unemployment he's targeting 70% of his voters right?
Anyways SPY 760 eod.
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Salesforce really living up to its name of forceful selling
[+7] u/victorrrrrr: Who could've guessed that SPCX would go down?
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Spcx going back to 135
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: SPCX top buyers in shambles.
[+7] u/farcat: Lol
https://preview.redd.it/ocyg8gs1d18h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b8ed52522dd45545819875eb83bfdc33b371cb
[+6] u/dabblesest: Lmao MSFT couldn’t even wait for market open to start dying…
[+6] u/fire_alarmist: As it turns out war with mango America is the single most profitable and easy way to get everything you ever wanted in world history! Would not be surprised to see every third world country under the sun start declaring war hoping to secure a bag like Iran got.
[+6] u/bhans773: Is SpaceX still ending the week over 300?
[+6] u/stonksf: Msft is so fucking fucked lmfaooooooo if futures fade it's down 5% today
[+6] u/Haikoe: Space bags become heavy
[+6] u/stonksf: MSFT going to sub 300.
\-5% today when futures fade watch this space
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: that dude with all the tattoos and gold teeth is going to have some explaining to do why he invested in the space stonk lol
[+6] u/rx29mw: MSFT puts at open it is (like it is every day)
[+6] u/calvin_tam: Remember to warsh your ass on your way out
[+6] u/GloomyMembership4197: Word of the day: Task Force
[+6] u/NecromancyAndFries: Aftermarket pumped all night, now you're telling me it's dumping? I won't believe it
[+6] u/Deadsea3132: /votekick MSFT out of the BAG7
[+6] u/Slimpikins23: I'll save you guys, I just bought MSFT puts, should go up.
[+6] u/dabblesest: I’m actually getting worried about MSTR/STRC.
Is this shit about to die
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Making money would be neat. Unfortunately I do not.
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: All calls all balls to Labor Day, gents.
Jet Skis and Ray-Bans
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: You don’t like money if you buy value stocks
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSFT is a golden goose and all you have to do is buy puts. You guys are getting pissed off at the goose and asking why it doesnt just lay eggs of shit.
[+6] u/Haikoe: Lmao they ran out of retards to buy spacex
[+6] u/Significant_Speed854: The funny part is we signed a ceasefire, which was originally announced in early April (I believe).
Otherwise, it’s a “deal” to discuss a potential deal.
[+6] u/Haikoe: LOL SPACE X SPAZZING OUT
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Why does spcx keep flashing $156. Kind of ominous
[+6] u/Early-Elderberry-150: MU setting up for a 15% face ripper 🤪
[+6] u/OM3N1R: SPCX dipped to $160.
This is gonna end well
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Satya just dropped out of the billionaires club 😂
[+6] u/crvarporat: can spcx go to $300 already
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Full port MUU and chill
[+6] u/X3n0bL4DE: Is Elon offloading his shares at 150 or something… something is FISHY
[+6] u/AGayThrow_Away: Looking back at my trade history in '21 and seeing I sold about 50 shares of MU around $80 😭
[+6] u/ieatxan: I full ported spcx at 220 ama
[+6] u/Haikoe: That 152 sell order on spacex is still there 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Msft is PayPal of saas
[+6] u/GallopingIdiot: How long until Netflix dies? The enshittification of all these streaming services is at peak shit.
[+6] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: MU to open high and then tank with the market again. Is this going to continue until earnings come out?
[+6] u/Haikoe: If u like money, get puts at open
[+5] u/Brigantius: Wow, INTU is so dead that I'm taking huge losses with 25 shares.
[+5] u/jiggolo420: Will Msft ever have a green day again?
[+5] u/Sad-Airman: Quit showboating like you're going to raise rates Warsh. 40 Trillion dollar national debt and half the mega caps borrowing billions every quarter we can't handle afford rate hikes anymore and you know it, this isn't the 80s bro were cooked
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: 0dte spacex options lets go boys. this is what we live for
[+5] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Doesn’t it feel like Iran US signing is the top and now there will be a sell off for fat white girl summer.
[+5] u/ten7four: #WHY ARE WE GOING DOWN WAHHHHHH
[+5] u/GallopingIdiot: I am so super diversified wow so nice
1. GITLAB
2. DATADOG
3. JFROG
4. ELASTIC SEARCH / ESTC
5. MongoDB
[+5] u/Olakalolaa: When $NOW uppies?? 130$ please
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: Hello Sharks, I have a new product idea. My idea is a bed that has a hole so you can shit/pee while laying in bed. I am seeking 10million for 1% of my company.
[+5] u/SnooComics5459: what's the news today?
[+5] u/Game3k: If Jensen says MRVL will be 1T, MRVL will continue to pump
[+5] u/ev01ution: Holding MSFT is the new kink. You guys just love getting bend over.
[+5] u/hayleybts: Wasn't SPY showing nearly 1% few hrs ago??
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Semi run continues..
[+5] u/tika_dengu: who is going to the victory parade?
[+5] u/buhtpirate: Markets first underreact, then overreact. Lose money with that information, however you choose.
[+5] u/definatelynotme321: Triple witching today, don’t get caught out.
[+5] u/widerdog: its all gonna go downhill after market open
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Time to shift our focus back to Greenland
Iran was an appetizer
It's time for the entree
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: IRAN-US DEAL SIGNED
Look inside-60 day ceasefire to discuss a deal.
[+5] u/No-Passage2436: If 24 hr trading was allowed the market would never move after hours again
[+5] u/Azgabeth: Is the recession in the room with us?
[+5] u/Key-Measurement5196: I’m gonna dump my SpaceX today
I wanna get into data storage stocks
Am I a clown for buying MU, WDC, Sandisk now?
[+5] u/massmaster66: Trump tweeted about intel, up 9% in pre, pump at open?
[+5] u/Ok_Material3073: Spcx 🛍️ holders around?
[+5] u/alwaysthirsts: i see zero upside for spcx in the short term and for that reason im buying 0 dte calls
[+5] u/Haikoe: Petition to create a badge for retards who bough spacebags at 200
[+5] u/ck_zaza: WHY THE FUCK ISNT MY SELL LIMIT ORDER GOING THROUGH
[+5] u/Silver-Service-8105: Space x going down today
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Why the spcx line going down through the bottom of the screen?
[+5] u/evilhomer450: Meta gets to 600 then i sell for a loss, sick of this pos
[+5] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: I’m only trading the 3:59p spike today.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Index puts seem obvious
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Juneteenth eve is a new national holiday to honor those who lost it all buying puts thinking "ai bubble pop wen."
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: 9 more bucks till MU hits 1100
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Holy fuck huge SPCX order
[+5] u/hv876: Just saw an ad for a smart paper towel dispenser, powered AI. If this is not the top, nothing is the top.
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: Can I be the CEO of MSFT? I promise to do a better job!! Pinky promise
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Something funny going on with SPCX, be interesting to watch it today
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: MAG 7 complete dog shit
[+5] u/Fit_Service8662: SPCX will bottom at $10
[+5] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: Man, I felt like a complete regard this past month, but then I remembered that there was smooth brain dumping 800k at SPCX 221 lollercopter2000
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Would there be a technical reason for these weird price movements?
[+5] u/Nixievibe: Spcx glitching -20% on Yahoo. What's happening lmao
[+5] u/peanut-britle-latte: Software is so fucked
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: 🚨 Attention everyone:
🫵 Have a good day. We only get one life.
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: If SPCX does get back to 200 today I will have incinerated yet another paycheck.
I can’t keep doing this
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I'm not wrong, it's the market that's out of touch
[+5] u/Comfortable733: Good morning fellow degens. Just woke up and excited to see what my SPCX 250C open at today! Let’s get rich! 🚀
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I'm going to be assigned 100 shares of MSFT at $360 in just 24 days when the share price is $25 by then
[+5] u/MagnoliaRoofConsult: Dropped 1k on spcx shares yesterday just so it would kill the rally, you’re welcome and yes I’m holding
[+5] u/Lower_Skin_3683: algo glitching at 156.
ELOOOOOOOOOOON!
[+5] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: She told me she was on birth control, but now she's pregnant. I'm stuck with her and she wants me to marry her lol.
[+5] u/Terrible-Session5028: Whats the play today? SPY QQQ OR MU
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: 🫵Ultimate WSB regardium: options when you can’t read a calendar🫵
[+5] u/ihatenames-: Believe it or not calls
[+5] u/Gate2throw: Hey Ber,make sure you post that loss porn today from not closing those puts
[+5] u/crvarporat: MICROSOFT ANNOUNCES BANKRUPTCY, SHAREHOLDERS FORM UNEMPLOYMENT LINE PLS
[+5] u/stonksf: Lmao the more I see people here bitch about a 0.3% move the more I buy
[+5] u/DDGib: A bunch of stocks did too. UUUU SPCX as well. THey are showing you what the end of the day is going to be. This is all rigged my dude
[+15] u/vwapnerd: We really don’t need to close the market for Juneteenth.
[+14] u/sloanemonroe: There’s no way people who post stuff like, “haha, bulls/bears fuk” are adults is there?
[+13] u/GenitalWartHogg: I had spy puts and SPCX calls. I’m a fucking genius
[+13] u/guzzledglizzy: It’s crazy how bad I am at trading. Literally as soon as I buy a put or call, the chart reverses and fucks me
[+12] u/EnginrA: I bought SPCX at $225
[+12] u/potato111a: Can't pump market with Iran deal anymore so bro resorted to posting the same Intel n Apple news LMAO 🤌
[+12] u/OneShotTwice: Best strat ever - just go short any stock the Valueinvesting sub advocates -- easy 10xx
[+11] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Do people really think we're not gonna pump to ATH today? We simply need to, in honor of Juneteenth.
[+10] u/BassFull0: Imagine paying $100B plus another $300B to reopen strait of Hormuz that was already opened before the war. LMAO
The fart of surrender
[+10] u/j_b_1983: Its going to dump isn't it?
[+10] u/Key_Improvement_9229: SpcX is DEAD
Abandon ship while you can! 🐀 🐀
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Bruh I’m homeless now
[+10] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: How you know spcx is just a bunch of regards:
Price goes 150-195 first days of ipo. On day of options listing regards ham on 200-220 strike calls.
Price jumps then drops to 195ish after. Regards now ham on 190-170 puts. You can just see the OI spike correlation expecting a greater move, bc if it went up 20% it can go down 20% right?
It's not a conspiracy spcx is pure regardium
[+10] u/Shoty6966-_-: Just got friendzoned by a big booty Latina mane 😔
[+10] u/SxeySteve: I guess Warsh must have announced another task force on making SPY green
[+10] u/_TryingToBeRational_: I put all my money into SPCX and now my bum bum is sore.
[+9] u/Concept-Plastic: If you bought MU in the last 10mins, you beat last 5 years of holding Bitcoin…
[+9] u/Delicious_Stomach278: The Art of the Concepts of a Deal
[+9] u/justaddcatalyst: 4% day incoming ber r fuk
[+9] u/Stock-Cheesecake-995: When WSB is this bullish it always means one thing
Face ripping dump
[+9] u/Accurate-Letter-546: We need to sign a memorandum of understanding for today June 18th:Stock market shall pump 2% to make up for devastating losses last week.
Thank you for your understanding on this matter.
[+9] u/AbleLimitz: Roses are red violets are blue bezo’s rocket went boom boom and my ASTS calls did too
[+9] u/Dry_Bar_4965: OMG I bought SpaceX at $215 FUCK
[+9] u/Actual-Reporter4435: SPCX red already? They didnt even let it get to $250 LMAO i had too much faith in musktards ig
[+9] u/Scalpaholic: Happy US Surrender Day!
Anything to rally the Market, right?
What do you think 🥭 will sacrifice for the Call Gods next, Taiwan or South Korea?
>!Sad.!<
[+9] u/PlayerPlayer69: When SpaceX goes up space stocks go down.
When SpaceX goes down space stocks go down.
What a fucking scam rigged market.
[+9] u/unexceptiontotherule: Someone here bought SPCX shares above $225. lol, lmao even
[+8] u/Shot-Bowl3016: Is SpaceX bouncing between 155 and 186 for anyone else?
[+8] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: Best realization I’ve made as an adult is if you’re getting nagged at work just act a little stupid and you’ll get off easy. If you try to justify yourself they’ll see you as a problem.
[+8] u/Shoty6966-_-: SPY will either go up, go down, or sideways.
I have positioned myself incorrectly for all three outcomes.
[+8] u/E39_CBX: SPCX reversal to 215 beginning then next leg up
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Sucks that market is closed tmr shit was just getting good
[+8] u/OneLongjumping5743: gonna sit today out i think
[+8] u/livingiice: how does anyone make sense of this
[+8] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Bears will watch shit actively mooning and be like “wait guys I think this is a bull trap.” Guess what geniuses. There’s no such thing as a bull trap. The market always goes up.
[+8] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude what in the actual fucking fuck dude. WHAT THE FUCK AMZN AND MSFT YOU FUCK ASS BITCHES.
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Only a mother could love MSFT
[+7] u/bertacle: Dump everything at open as usual?
[+7] u/oldbeancam: NBIS really about to hit 300. Insane.
[+7] u/Cpryus: I know Nvidia ran 1000% in 5 years but a lot ai stocks did that in 1 year, so I'ma need Nvidia to start moving
[+7] u/elitepilot09: Whoa whoa slow down MSFT, you'll hurt your back old man
[+7] u/Bigballsacklover6969: Green at night = bears delight
[+7] u/Life-Trade-6514: Should i sell my puts yesterday for +165% or hold until today for -87%?? LMK
[+7] u/Bombingit: All stocks will go up 10% today. Except Microsoft.
[+7] u/legible_print: I expected more from Elon on this grift.
Mediocre.
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Urgh, fuck this, closing the app and hoping for the best lmao
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Look, I don't mind spaceX dumping, but can it not take ASTS with it?
[+7] u/Low_Truck_7049: There are actually regards that bought spacex at $220
[+7] u/WalrusHonda: Meta stock has been soo frustrating to own the past few weeks
[+7] u/tptpp: who tf is selling like a psycho when the market opens.. every single day
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Today will be a bloodbath for spcx bers😭😭😭
[+6] u/TigerShark6767: So spacex goes up: all of space goes down, spacex goes down: all of space goes down
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Do you think baddies are into regards who bought SPCX at 200?
[+6] u/vsmand1: Why all SaaS jump of a cliff? Is it because I bought?!
[+6] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Space X bols , repeat after me : "I was exit liquidity! I was exit liquidity!"
[+6] u/PenguinOfB00m: We get bad news after bad news after bad news and the market flatlines, but as soon as a headline reads "the potatus sharted into a can and restored the strategic petroleum reserves" it's pumping time
[+6] u/jd192739: Fuck $now give me my money back
[+6] u/oldprecision: Bears last hope is MSFT. If that falls it will be disaster for them.
[+6] u/Midnite_07: MSFT never disappoints, haha...
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: Holy fuck is Iran buying stocks with 400 billion in cash bags from taco wired overnight???
[+6] u/dontslambro: I got done so bad by all the corruption and manipulation should have just VOO and chill.
[+6] u/hioman01: Green MSFT means the market is gonna crash. Prepare for a fucked weekend
[+6] u/DescriptionSome7125: Anyone else see spcx selling at 150 earlier
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: today is hard to trade. Good luck, regards
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: I'm putting all realized profits in spy from here on out. Be a millionaire in 10 years probably.....right?
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: If you buy calls at open, you're a special kind of regard
[+6] u/Ble_h: It’s so on. Freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Definitely taking profit today lol
[+6] u/sam4o19: Chill MSFT, you’re gonna make me break even 💦
[+6] u/McClintockC: Wouldja looky there
Ber r fuk again
[+6] u/Actual-Reporter4435: "First oil tankers cross strait after deal"
r/oil, unironically: "this is completely normal, the deal is still not real"
Those poor poor retards are still coping 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/1-gp: Guys if spy doesn’t hit 780 today i am toast
[+6] u/McClintockC: I'm rubber you're glue,
Task force, Taskforce task force you
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Perfect day to unload these bags ❤️
[+6] u/tlBudah: I just Love days of irrational exuberance!
p.s. > w.t.f. happened to the display on this site? Don't need all of this data
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: WHOS READY FOR THE GREENEST FUCKING DAY OF THEIR LIVES
[+6] u/Severe-Selection-256: Ok WSB I’m outta here before market opens.
For some reason when I stay here I lose alot of money. BUT If I lose anyway though Il be right fooookn back. Hold my spot incase
[+6] u/OkBandicoot9286: Two words: Task Force
[+6] u/Keiigo: Memory supply is going to stay bogged down for the next couple years. All in DRAM
[+6] u/Actual-Reporter4435: 2026 is the most embarassing ber year of all time.
Inflation, corruption, oil crisis, war, yet we are BIGLY green ytd. Stocks truly just go up.
[+6] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Nothing feels better than making 35 day trades and ending up +$13.
\#LivingTheDream
[+6] u/StarkSupremacy: V TASK FORCE STANDING BY, WAITING FOR THE SIGNAL
[+6] u/VTI4LYFE69: THESE BEARS ARE SICK FUCKS
[+6] u/Iscratchmybutt: i give up. i'm literally at +1% YTD. if i had just done nothing and held MU for 2 days or just put it in VOO i would've been up
[+6] u/Effective_Throat6127: I'm a bagholder. Holding MSFT and IGV
[+6] u/jijitalk: How are my MSFT calls doing?
[+6] u/EnginrA: Market ripping and I bought SPCX at $225
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Ah… there’s the space rug pull 🥹
[+6] u/Blazzer675: Are we fucking joking who is selling in mass like this shit is rigged
[+6] u/soa333: SPCX loss porn posts loading
[+6] u/PalpateMe: Full port DRAM at the top?
[+5] u/Pizanch: What’s going on with UUUU
[+5] u/ChamaF: Who fattfingered SPCX at 166?
[+5] u/Choice-Ad-4235: Holy fuk I'm glad I dropped spacex for mu yesterday
[+5] u/Jemmani22: MSFT
Maybe Short Fucking Trash
[+5] u/TreGet234: Not a fan of fed live conferences, except when it is to announce important stuff, like the concept of the creation of task forces.
[+5] u/Miker1730: if you idiots wanna be bullish on microslop, at least go google
[+5] u/Mahrez-: **Nasdaq +1.6% and MSFT is still red.**
[+5] u/Bzappo: I think MRVL going moon todqy
[+5] u/Kickboy21: I genuinely did not believe MSFT had the ability to go back to $370s
[+5] u/PatrickSebast: Oil is below $80 prepping myself mentally to go farm r/oil for meltdowns
[+5] u/TheSeeker331: Do we think we dump at open or soon after?
To me, it’s too much positive price action before open. But it could also keep pumping
[+5] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: why spacex is down? elon said it will make 1 trillion usd by 2030
[+5] u/Utilize3372: It's cool that tomorrow gets it's own day, but why close the market?
[+5] u/Xzlk: TTWO was literally the easiest money I’ve ever made wow. 6% on news of a preorder date hahaha
[+5] u/Jobless-Dev: Plan for today:
A) wait for a sharp move at the open, bet on the reversal, contracts expire worthless
B) chop at open, do nothing
So either lose money or don't make any money
[+5] u/browsk: Yesterdays rug pull was fucking lame as fuck, I need to start trading 1dte or something lol
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: To see the whole board lit up green with everything but SPCX just feels right..
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Is Microsoft allergic to green?
[+5] u/mazurkfsflip: guyz, i put all my retirement savings into SpaceX. what do I do?
[+5] u/MudZealousideal7148: Everyone partying like it's 1999 except for the $SPCX bagholders.
[+5] u/Gold_Victory3435: pre-market pump was on purpose to move price higher at lower volumes, just to dump on all of you. did you see the opening candle volume?!
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Who authorized the dumping of SPCX?
[+5] u/bilingualbunny: Still time to get in on UUUU. Conditional government backing of 725 million.
[+5] u/Super_Illustrator_22: Pre-market looking guuuud (including for my SPY calls) 😈 Will see if I can sell for a profit
[+5] u/Venmidan: nflx puts are very cheap
[+5] u/Money_Tomorrow5026: Gold and silver was not the play:(
[+5] u/CPR123_: Unironically need a dump at open
[+5] u/Paran0a: Is SPCX Dropping 15% every other second?
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: SPCX jumping from 185 down to 160 on a loop is peak entertainment, lmao
[+5] u/RockinOutCockOut: Fooking insane overnight melt up
No idea what to expect for today
No real news events
Will it theta?
Was somebody testing the manipulability of overnight trading, so maybe a slam back down?
Or will it melt up all damn day as well?
Im personally leaning towards fooking your mother, as idk what to do
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: Shaken out of MU recently? You may be eligible for a special needs discount!
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: I was buying AMD below $100 and getting downvoted. Enjoy the donuts in the break room mate
[+5] u/Horcsogg: Cmon market, don't focus on the possible hinted rate cuts in the future, instead let's focus on the peace deal between US and Iran.
Never mind that Murica lost big times and is now paying several hundred bil of dollaros to make Iran happy. Oil price is dropping, Homoz is about to be reopened, peace is here yeey.
Now, let's pump!
[+5] u/Starkfault: Bers getting deleted
[+5] u/Jc1649: Dang shrek wiener before open already
[+5] u/Thotmas01: 1% premarket, get fucked bears
[+5] u/abused-throwawayy: LMAO BULLS SOLD CALLS YESTERDAY IN FEAR
[+5] u/imaginarytrades: How them SPCX bags feeling?
[+5] u/WrexyWrex: Fox Business contributor: Inflation isn't too bad “when you exclude food and energy”
[+5] u/ngjsp: A loss making company with 20b revenue valued in the trillions. Gee what could go wrong.
[+5] u/Smart-Carrot5238: Bought some 730 calls for next Friday in the gap fill yday. Already ITM.......ATHs a stone's throw away. QQQ 750 by next weekend
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Went to get my shoes shined today. Got some great stock tips.
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: *throws desktop in the trash*
Done 🦹♂️
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: If you are looking for 2x leverage SPY ETF ticker is QQQ
[+5] u/trickponies: I just want Elon to try and launch himself to mars. After that I don’t care what spacex does. Immediately become a large hotdog vendor outside nasa idc.
[+5] u/lococommotion: Pump before open to fool the bears. “We are already up 1.25% we definitely can’t go up anymore”.
Then we pump another 1% to 755 Through the day while bers flood the thread with “clown market” rage posts
[+5] u/Dryspyder: I got $60 bucks, just waiting to pull the trigger
[+5] u/ToonamiNights: Legit just might be a full port DELL HPE STX WDC and SNDK type move
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: gotta pay the troll toll to get into this bers hole
[+5] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Just need a casual 4% day on SPY to save my port, should be very do-able.
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: $TTWO, Rockstars parent company is gonna rip all month now.
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Donnie timing the deal for after FOMC was TOP NOTCH🫴
[+5] u/berkoh: SPCX bros i dont feel so good...
[+5] u/Historical_Bother274: msft pre-market 0.25+ let's fucking go we are so back
[+5] u/diamondhands72: Anyone notice SPCX keeps dipping down into $150-$160s...flashing between $160s and $187 constantly?
[+5] u/enc-nyc: this is some kind of trap isn't it
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: lmaooo you cant make this shit up MSFT just craters on every spy green candle lmao
[+5] u/OverallExamination42: Gotta let that -50% loss from yesterday go 😭😭 move forward 🥲🥲
[+5] u/anto_c_86: Why does the market crashes as soon as the US market opens?
[+5] u/empty-bensen: Got an alert that MSFT was below 375 which I thought would be a good time to buy in. Vibes are so off that I will just let the next few days ride out.
[+5] u/tldamico: Crazy that SPaCeseX is going to return to IPO valuation.
[+5] u/ebitdasga: I can’t imagine how it feels investing in software and watching semis go up 5% every day
[+5] u/Creep89: You guys really hate $MU, don’t you
[+5] u/OkTax379: Sell the goddamn news at the open
[+5] u/Sudden_Eye_1106: Kraken robotics acquisition approved today......gonna 🚀
[+5] u/dylanx5150: Gonna film a documentary of me going from middle class to homeless after investing in NFLX and sell the documentary to Netflix.
[+5] u/Gmanread01: Hoping Trump’s tweet gives Intel a big day.
[+5] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: raise your hands if you didn't act like a paperhanded bitch and you knew yesterday's dump was fake and ghei
[+5] u/Actual-Reporter4435: How r bers consistently so wrong yet so confident
[+5] u/Miker1730: microooooppy not holding an ounce of this green!!! not even worried about my puts
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: microslop gonna tank at open again lol
[+21] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: >Arete analyst Andrew Beale initiated coverage of SpaceX with a Buy rating and Street-high $401 price target.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
[+19] u/AlasKansastan: Go fuck all of you hedge funds, especially Jane Street, for these premarket fakeouts.
You people are so far underneath the working man.
Cockroach class is what you are
May you be beaten by a big leaky bag of used dildos and also your families
[+14] u/bpt85: RIP the SpaceX roth dude
[+13] u/BeepBoopDep: LMAO SPCX GETTING CLAPPED. IT'S WHAT IT GETS FOR STEALING MU'S LIQUIDITY.
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: once again the entire market is just a handful of semiconductors, everything else light-therapy red
[+12] u/Thahispanic17: I bought SPCX at 220😭
[+12] u/captain_casino: I am sick of the market closing for Federal holidays when casinos are open 365 days a year
[+11] u/J_da_CPA: Imagine buying SNDK a year ago. I would be retired rn 😭
[+10] u/sck178: Holy balls I'm fucked
[+10] u/michaelis999: Tech leads rebound in US stocks as Wall Street welcomes signing of Iran deal
Is yahoo finance fucking retarded?
[+10] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: SPCX will never see 200 again
[+10] u/jeffynihao: SpaceX has been down one point per hour since Jim Cramer posted he was bullish
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: The market now is only a few tickers: MU, SNDK, WDC, NBIS, ARM, MRVL, DELL, STX, INTC. Everything else is horse shit lol
[+9] u/_IsNull: Could have close my meta options for 19000 profit on Monday. But I was hopping for 30k. So I’m down 3000
[+9] u/Money_Term8366: SPCX baggies now know how it feels to hold a space stock
[+9] u/Austin_Destroyer: Looks like oil is heading towards being nearly free, drones are no longer needed, and space exploration has largely been faked.
Just a daily reminder that the stock market can stay irrational longer than you can avoid your real job.
[+9] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Where’s the regard that liquidated his 200k IRA and put it all into spaces at the top lol
[+9] u/OkAlternative7705: FUCKKKKK MY PUTSSSSS NOOOOOOO
[+9] u/Single_Guarantee9545: JUST PANIC SOLD SPACEX. FELLING RELIEVED 😅. PLANNING TO PANIC BUY ABOVE $200 AGAIN
[+9] u/United-Dot-2814: I'm convinced the entire market is held up by MSFT 's eternal red candle
[+9] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: oil futures go down immediately on the news of signing an MOU, but prices at the pump won't go down until Christmas
[+8] u/SpoiledRaccoon: This is my fault for giving any money to that n*azi pos
I probably deserve this 🤡
[+8] u/guccioli: Spcx bulls, this is the last time you’ll be able to buy above 180 I’d get on it
[+8] u/Any-Pomegranate-8512: Pltr continues to die 👏🏼
[+8] u/Cute-Internet-9129: Blew all my play money on those stupid SPCX calls at the top smh I suck
[+8] u/undeadlol: All space boys got destroyed thx for SpaceX
[+8] u/ninjadude93: I want you to tell elon, tell him it was me
[+8] u/broke_person: Space stonks getting ass clapped. LMFAO
[+8] u/captainunderpants111: fuck yo calls fuck yo puts
[+8] u/LATORR1g: Why am I losing money on assets that I wildly overpaid for?
[+8] u/MoguriBanjo: SNDK is visiting mars before spacex
[+8] u/Harp-Note: The best part of early profit is getting to read the daily thread for fun.
[+7] u/Stealthless: Ayo fuck this Fed Warsh guy for being useless
[+7] u/montybeta: You know what's actually undervalued right now? NVDA...
[+7] u/Zealousideal_Book_40: GET FUCKED MUSK FANBOIS
[+7] u/NeuroManXy: The worse thing about being MSFT holder is not just stock keep dumping everyday, it’s your money funding the semiconductor rally that you missed because of holding POS
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: software stock apocalypse coming to an end? I can't see NOW, ADBE and MSFT going much lower.....damn near at the point of giving shares away at these prices.
[+7] u/hendobets: Well I doubled my options account and then brought it to 0 in 2 weeks
[+7] u/Snoo_9489: I bought puts - Im normally very wrong, you're welcome
[+7] u/NotMe357: A friendly reminder: Today is Triple Witching, so watch out and don't trust too much on this green while Dollars above 100$ and 2 Years Yiel is still above 4.
[+7] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Mag 7 -> Bag 7 -> Shit 7.
[+7] u/IamyourfantasyX: Good job you spacex wankers, bringing down the whole sector. Trash Elon.
[+7] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: FUCK YOU MSFT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: spcx brings down the entire sector while it rises and spcx brings down the entire sector while it tanks
Oof 🤌🏼
[+7] u/Foreigntragedy: market has been ass since space x ipo
[+7] u/RJ5R: SPCX getting bulldozed in the ass
[+7] u/Little-Demand5834: Watch spy be at 745 all day just to mess with everyone- flat day
[+7] u/Accurate_Drag_8490: When is the Space X ipo supposed to happen?
[+7] u/Ok_Cry7572: To those that were dumb enough to buy $spcx above $200+, welcome to Elons new army of bagholders
[+7] u/bigboyvapesinc: SpaceX goes up space stocks go down, SpaceX goes down space stocks go down
[+7] u/Better_Resort1171: Just hit a million. Started way too late in my work life. 2008 crushed me
[+7] u/No-Alarm3762: NBIS dropping $15 in a minute is fucking insane
[+7] u/rollinhating: SpaceX still has soooooo much room to fall
[+7] u/AllFunNoGun: Switched to puts and it shit up a dollar instantly.
[+7] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: Palantir is dog shit huh
[+7] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: elon make in 24 hrs more than sugar water buffett did his entire adult life.
thats the power of printing stock for yourself.
and taking it to market.
[+7] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: I should have just left all my money in my savings account fuck this regarded ass market
[+7] u/2020isgreat: SPCX crashing before shares even start unlocking???
[+7] u/Benromaniac: Why is spaceX dropping? What’s going on? I put so much, I took out a second mortgage….
[+7] u/patricktu1258: Out of all the etfs I bought the worst of the worst
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Market fighting for its life lmao
[+7] u/One_Big2047: I’ve accepted defeat. I thought a stable company like Msft would do me well, it fked me over good
[+7] u/FluffyLoveBall: Ay yo did asts launch to the sun instead of the orbit?
[+7] u/Straight_Ad_87: Calls down. Puts down. It’s almost like I have a syndrome.
[+6] u/Evander85: Holy shit markets only been open 10min
[+6] u/Beazt11123: Ok, ngl, I am terrified
[+6] u/AshamedImagination50: Can spcx fund flow back to AI now, thanks
[+6] u/Helpful-Weekend-2224: They're going to beat down space then pump it back up for big$. Beat them to the punch and buy it up
[+6] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: All people complaining about MSFT must realize that their revenue stream is steady in the long term just like AAPL and they would be least affected when this AI bubble pops and your favorites like MU,NVDA SPCX and others face harsh reality check for their over-valuations
[+6] u/FrostingOk2692: Should have diversified into half MU and half SNDK
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Since I am not good at this and never win, going to crash the whole market. Going to buy 1 share of the top 25 stocks and watch everything get delisted.
[+6] u/RjBloxks: You genuinely cant stay in a position for more than an hour and expect to make money in this market
[+6] u/zionraw: Damn RKLB getting cooked
[+6] u/Specific-Path3179: I am now a SPCX community member
[+6] u/David_Norris_M: Only algos making money off this action
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: SPY: up 1%
MSFT: best I can do is -0.5%
[+6] u/ThetaGrim: Stonks are closed tomorrow. Half of you retards didn't even know.
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: MSFT will be at 380$ into the year 2038
[+6] u/guccioli: Alright im bored, ready for this shit to go down
[+6] u/hallett21: Something tells me they let it melt up all day and then rug it to 740. Monday we’ll start at 745
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: S&P up almost 1% and the Qs almost at 2 and people bitching about a selloff and ending of bull market. Guess reality is that unless you’re in one of the 20 AI hardware names you’re not getting any gains from these pumps.
[+6] u/cgonz15: I have GOOG, META, and NVDA calls, :) 👍🏼 everyday its just down and more down, MAG7 fucking sucks
[+6] u/tiger1191: rklb bleeding like a stuck hog
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: I was informed that signing ceasefires was bullish behavior
[+6] u/Stealthless: Fuck SpaceX, ruined all the existing space stocks
[+6] u/ArchegosCapitalCEO: Are my SpaceX $380c cooked?
[+6] u/bigfan49: Well kids, at least dad tried and that’s what matters!
[+6] u/Sharp_Mistake_3119: Guys, I think we may have global peace soon. PUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Just go to 740 so I can buy the dip
[+6] u/Apple2o: 800k into space sex was the top
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: entire space sector filed for bankruptcy. outer space has been closed. worry about ur losses here on earth Boyz.
[+6] u/zoomin1098: I'm @ peace with 5% days. Either direction.
[+6] u/youngheezy44: Where’s the 401k to SPCX guy? Is he ok?
[+6] u/TheRayATL: Ofc spy shoots up after i put puts
[+6] u/_Netgirth: My most regarded move was buying things that weren’t chips or memory
[+6] u/Novel_Pop_7526: Space companies getting delisted or why this crazy sell off
[+6] u/cursed_aka_blessed: where is that regard who invested their whole Roth IRA in SPCX at @ 211
[+6] u/AcanthisittaScared30: Sandisk just a straight line going up 10% today?? tf
[+6] u/Demonic_Maidens: I am already depressed in my life. And now losing money doesn't help. This sucks
[+6] u/cgonz15: SNDK 2100c closed yesterday at $900 and its now at $9,000 per contract.... just fucking unreal
[+6] u/teh_herper: 10:30 dump right on schedule (for dram)
[+6] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: Semis and memory literally stealing all the money from the market lol
[+6] u/validcombos: Do I sell my voo/vxus portfolio and all in MFST?
[+6] u/AnxiousPilot007: Hello
I'm very tempted to enter MU. Watchout.
Top is in.
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: is today already over lmao
[+6] u/guccioli: By july mu will be at 2k sndk 3k. Spy 750, msft 185
[+6] u/isolated-cat: is SPCX going to 135
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: some tell SPY its going the wronr way
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: we are going down bois. Buckle up and hold on to your (\_\_!\_\_).
[+6] u/jraiv420: Elon wanting SPCX to buy TSLA is just him trying to get more exit liquidity
[+6] u/Vikkio92: Yes of course, everything is worth at least 20% less than it was a week ago. Makes total sense. Let's keep dumping.
[+6] u/nigofe: Just another day as a MU and SNDK holder i guess
[+6] u/RjBloxks: Lost money on calls after holding over night, sold at open and flippped to puts just to lose money on that too, market won’t be satisfied until I drain my bank account and go homeless lol
[+6] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: How heavy are bags in Space?
[+6] u/frankowen18: If you look at the 5 year chart for TSLA, you could have bought in 2021, held for half a decade, and lost money
Hope the spxc bag holders have been hitting the gym cos those forearms gonna be tested boy
[+6] u/The_Brem: sure, a market kept up by tweets and inflated memory + chip prices is a great idea.
[+6] u/DaddyDoLittle: There is a non-zero chance you've interacted with Elon in here
[+6] u/HexxeD26: İf mu passes 1200 today i will wear cow costume and walk around city
[+6] u/SighRamp: pump until rug pull sell off 3 day weekend...careful
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: LOL, the bears are literally the fucking Spurs right now
Being given ample opportunity to drive this shit down several different times over the last three days and just not taking it
[+6] u/AwkwardNovel7: market fades for long weekend
[+5] u/2020isgreat: When will the trillion dollar AI porn company be public
[+5] u/2lowkey: A lot of you don’t understand the disaster that was Warsh yesterday and the implications of his words.
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: SANDICK really wants to just do +200 in a day after fking around the last 4 days
[+5] u/RTRC: Is Robinhood about to do a legendary rug pull? Withdrawals are disabled and their banking app is throwing errors
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: # I made $250 already gonna call it a day & go to breakfast with my sister. It’s been such a great week already. That puts me over $2000 for the week!!!
[+5] u/BeepBeepinajeep11: Microsoft…Need you to not do what you’re doing.
[+5] u/btx1988: Space exploration… more like underwater exploration. Am I right
[+5] u/cannythecat: How can they let spacex drop? At this rate Elon won't be a trillionaire anymore
[+5] u/Former-Goal8162: Wow good luck trading this crap
[+5] u/pleasantchaos17: I feel like the moment I buy puts everything will just bounce right up.
[+5] u/nordik1: with the iran war over we definitely topped
nothing left to pump the market
[+5] u/RJ5R: All the SPCX bols are gonna be bottom tonight
[+5] u/Maximum_Register_363: I hope the next Rocket Lab rocket explodes mid air and then crash on a Maersk vessel which then hits a mine in Hormuz. I am a dumbass to invest in these sectors, should just go full in semis
[+5] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Lol from the comments Here you would think we are red. In fact its crazy green
[+5] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: # BLOW OFF TOP INCOMING! TAKE COVER MOTHERFUCKER
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Panic selling and then it rips. I love this game
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Back to this perfectly sustainable semiconductor pump at the expense of literally everything else
[+5] u/cgonz15: GOOG is the new MSFT change my mind
[+5] u/NotMe357: I just made 200$. Thats too much for me so I'm gonna take the day off.
[+5] u/IngusMelon2: Asts just keeps going down
[+5] u/Lbuck24: Lmao Jesus Christ msft really don’t deserve to be down there
[+5] u/TinyPaleontologist87: I called the open today. I knew it was going to open at 9:30
[+5] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: This shit is once again too choppy to play.
[+5] u/Comfortable-Ask-5411: it is so over for all space stocks
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: Insane how MU makes me FOMO in at every peak then instantly dumps
[+5] u/knwnasrob: Sorry guys. I bought SPY 746 0DTE
We aren’t going up
[+5] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: THE BIGGEST V YOU EVER SAW
[+5] u/United-War9518: Where is the guy that hits the button and makes my calls red after selling my calls and bought puts today?
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: ACCENTURE SHARES SINK 15%+ IN BIGGEST ONE-DAY DROP ON RECORD
after cutting FY guidance
[+5] u/Extension-Change-441: AHHH BUY THE DIP BUY THE DIP AHHH
[+5] u/Most-Cloud: If I buy sndk there will be instant -$50 candle :(
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: PLEASE LET SPCX BE THE FINAL STRAW THAT POPS THE MUSKRAT CULT BUBBLE. TSLA AND SPCX -70% EOY 🙏
[+5] u/jerm2z: A human girlfriend constantly nags you, and makes you buy her stuff. She always wants to leave the house, so you have to lock her up in the basement.
An AI girlfriend never nags you or makes you buy her stuff. She always stays in your computer, so you don't even need a basement to lock her up in.
The benefits just keep piling up.
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Praying to the market gods we get some green today
[+5] u/BigWarning8696: both are great trades right now with similar technical bullish reversals
[+5] u/goatinthewater420: PUMP THAT TECH MORE BABYYYYYY
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: GTA 6 preorder date official 6/25
[+5] u/RDDT_100P: we need a task force to buy the dip
[+5] u/No-Bluebird-7326: yo GOOGL it's time to wake up dawg, wtf are you even doing
[+5] u/Stealthless: Fuck SpaceX, kill that Elon stock
[+5] u/Alternative_Bad8560: Is the market dump because tomorrow is no casino day? Start over on Monday?
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Space stocks is the lie it always has been. And so is mag 7 lmao
[+5] u/Qnjua: SPY Don't be Shy, You can do it !!!!!
[+5] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: god these spcx puts arent paying nearly as much as i thought they would
[+5] u/Efficient-Swimmer30: So what’s everyone’s go-to Wendy’s order?
[+5] u/AdIcy3141: SPY above 750 EOD would feed families.. well at least my family
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: The vibe in here is that of a Ruby Tuesdays bar on a Wednesday Night
[+5] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: I will never buy another short position or short again, fuck this
[+5] u/Athien: Hilarious to see all the SPCX bagholders. Totally deserved because literally everyone and every institution was trying to warn you
[+5] u/Electrical-Prize5445: This market is choppy as fuck!
I fat fingered my limit price for 1.50 instead of 1.20
In the 5 seconds I took to correct it, that shit went down to $1.00
[+5] u/2020isgreat: SPCX bulls you may be able to cope and say they are just pricing in the shares unlocking
[+5] u/Stealthless: 10:00am was the time to full port into anything
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I just bought one single SPCX $180c. Already down. Cool.
[+5] u/nebula504: Trading on Adderall is the worst
[+5] u/xeemyy: I bought LUNR in spite of SPCX retards claiming "eLoN nOw HaS a MoNoPoLy!1!
Look at the "Tesla monopoly". Works so well for them. idiots LMAO
[+5] u/FirstAtEridu: It's not going down, SpaceX is merely making an awkward gesture!
[+5] u/vagabond_primate: Which one of you guys bought my SPCX 215 calls?
[+13] u/Candid_Payment_4094: **MSFT Bag Holders Anonymous | Emergency Mid-Session Check-In**
Current Price: **$376.68**
1 Week Ago: $390.34 ➔ $376.68 (-3.50%)
1 Month Ago: $422.62 ➔ $376.68 (-10.87%)
3 Months Ago: $390.94 ➔ $376.68 (-3.65%)
6 Months Ago: $481.83 ➔ $376.68 (-21.82%)
YTD: $470.84 ➔ $376.68 (-20.00%)
1 Year Ago: $476.43 ➔ $376.68 (-20.94%)
"We are down 20% YTD. SNDK is up 4,543% in a year. I bought MSFT. I looked at SNDK at $38 and bought MSFT. I am going to hold MSFT forever now because I have no other choice and also I deserve this." - Regard
[+10] u/jkbluewater: spcx headed back to launch pad
[+10] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: 3 months ago MU was at 460 and I was telling myself too late to buy in now.
[+10] u/leakybiscuit: Biggest regret of my life is trying to play it safe with bag 7 instead of chasing the semi run
[+10] u/ImthatRootuser: Memory stocks partying while MSFT, NFLX, META buyers watching from the corner 😂
[+9] u/wafflepiezz: Cathie sold $HOOD and now it’s pumping LMFAOOOOOOO
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Full port spy puts eod
[+8] u/mightychicken64: i mean really, when’s the last time anyone watched a Marvell movie? can’t be that great a stock
[+8] u/__pickle_rick: happy triple warshing day
[+8] u/Neader: If you're still holding MSFT, you belong here. Welcome home.
[+8] u/wyudtix: Isn’t I great how options go down immediately you buy?! 😃
[+8] u/FireInTheRing: I remember Micron subreddit being actual bull/bear thesis for Micron
Now it's just garbage AI slop and "MICRON 10,000 TO THE MOOOOON"
Is this how all stock subreddits are when a stock 10x's
[+7] u/xeuropa: Welcome Spacesex 🛍️holders
[+7] u/Czyzzle: My new favorite thing to say is "goddammit spacex"
[+7] u/thatsmymayo: AVGO seems like a pretty obvious buy (even though it caused that recent dip, we forgive you)
[+7] u/Southern-Ad-2328: As soon as “SPCX to the moon, I buy more” smooth brains showed up, I knew it was time to short and I wasn’t wrong. Thank you for your donation regards.
[+7] u/moorhound: I wonder how "I full-ported my $300k Roth into SPCX at $211" guy is doing right now
[+7] u/HedgehogGood7411: The best investment is actually gas for your car so you can go to your job at Wendy's
[+7] u/palmtreeforeveryone: this is your daily alert that msft is red
[+7] u/PhatBonerMan: Long weekend 🥭 will fuck this up somehow
[+7] u/haze_from_deadlock: "We ass" - Satya Nadella
[+7] u/CUbuffGuy: Why are we closing the markets for Juneteenth again? Sum bullshit
[+7] u/Affectionate_Arm_512: Mu breaking 1,200 today cause i just bought calls
[+7] u/DarkoDokkan: So if I buy puts now for spy, its going up now right?
[+7] u/Pernicious-Peach: Where's life savings spcx guy at?
[+7] u/TruthFantastic1741: I bought SpaceX at 222, AMA
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: Hmm spcx spammers pretty quiet today. Lemme go check the charts
Edit: LMAO
[+6] u/nateyp123: Markets closed tomorrow ?
[+6] u/Friendly-Promise347: MRVL you was supposed to do this last week
[+6] u/Warm-Profit-775: Stop MSFT is already dead!
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Spys literally just bouncing around so fucking annoying
[+6] u/JuneauMori: Did the 🧃 not see that theres a ceasefire or does it not apply to them
[+6] u/heikici: SpaceX nerds you guys happy paying 60B for a wrapper? 🫵🤡
[+6] u/spicykimchi_inmybutt: I have a feeling GOOG is becoming the next MSFT
[+6] u/Gold-Bid-6169: Spy up 1% on a nothing burger and the crowd is still pissy - wild times
[+6] u/Domethegoon: Anyone check up on the guy that put his full Roth IRA into SPCX at around $211?
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: you know the memory trade is over when Cathie Woods FOMOs into MU and SNDK, until then buy CALLS
[+6] u/Wide_Egg_5814: I WANT MY MONEY BACK ELON
[+6] u/Unknownlegend6: Can u guys stop buying Microsoft plz
[+6] u/Myianmonik: A steady chop is good for the wheat.
[+6] u/Sunkettle: lol to SPCX holders 📉
[+6] u/baconography: Cuba invasion announcement wen?
[+6] u/Perfectly_Splendid89: Avoid stock-specific subreddits as they just want to hear positive things about their stock. Basically everybody is giving a hand job to each other.
[+6] u/Fit-Employ3623: Sir, he bought spacex
[+6] u/knoqd_: What SPCX are you regards looking at? It’s barely red
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: 125k? Holy mother of fucking christ explain yourself
[+5] u/samaritan1331_: they called me regard when I said I ported 50% NBIS 50% DRAM. Who's laughing now regards? 🤡
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Semis are going straight up, software straight down. 13 straight red days on CRM: 13!!!!!! The stock market is broken.
[+5] u/twostroke1: Hey all, just woke up from a 3 year coma. That copilot stuff sure was revolutionary. I can’t wait to see how rich I am today after going all in on Microsoft back then.
[+5] u/Sick0h: I’m so tired of people walking their dogs and just letting them microshit in the grass and not cleaning it up. No one wants to see that.
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: I like SPCX at $60 😂
[+5] u/boose36: Its like were waiting for news to drop
[+5] u/Sejare1: They aren’t building these data centers for shitty AI chatbots, they are building these for surveillance purposes. Add in flock cameras and all our fucking phones and you have the largest surveillance network ever created, everything monitored in real time, all over the country. Takes a lot of chips…
[+5] u/lightning_whirler: Rebalance portfolio = sell the winners and buy more of the losers
[+5] u/Allout-Okarun: $15 swings on NBIS is wild
[+5] u/vike42: God bless memory stocks and semis!
[+5] u/afofi: will spcx go up again?
[+5] u/octopus4488: So after MSFT goes bankrupt, can we have Windows and Office for free?
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Is this the day nvda pump?
[+5] u/Professional-Bag155: Msft has got to be a joke at this point like wtf is it even doing
[+5] u/Hussle_Crowe: Max emotion reached on every stock lmao. Complete schizo market
[+5] u/doctorqaz: MSFT dead company? Down 22% YTD. Forward PE 19. If that doesn’t scream a buy, then IDK anymore
[+5] u/Hussle_Crowe: Turns out my kid’s lemonade stand is worth more than Microsoft apparently. Good for him
[+5] u/alrightfornow: Just wanna remind everyone that it's impossible for nbis to go down.
[+5] u/VirgillMastercard: Bulls went to 🥭university!
[+5] u/bobbybeansss: CRM casually going for it’s 12th red trading day in a row
[+5] u/_Rexfest_: If only task force was a stock
[+11] u/upvz: was making some weekend plans with my unrealized gains. had to cancel all of them.
[+11] u/Peeeeech: Refinance where, Michael
[+11] u/mrgr33n420: I think I just bought the top
[+11] u/unhappyreach_: Imagine working hard saving 300k, then donating a bunch of it to make Elon a trillionaire
Dedication to the game
[+10] u/L2F_mens_glutes: \#space x generational bag holders being created
[+10] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I am once again grateful that I have a good paying job.
[+10] u/carrollart: Half scam, half Ponzi
[+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: buying MSFT calls yesterday was not one of my brighter ideas
[+10] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Some of the spacex bagholders are still on the moon to this day
[+10] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: What is now open:
✅ Casino
✅ Strait
✅ Ber anoos
[+10] u/Tokenized-Air: SNDK and MU priced as if memory demand will continue to increase for the next decade, margins won’t contract, and no one else gets in on selling memory. Uh huh.
[+10] u/wanggoesinataco: The shithole of a stock, SPCX, is killing my RKLB. Fuck you SPCX
[+10] u/rowinglover090201: MSFT RIPPING (up 0.03%)
[+9] u/carrollart: Remember when boomers were all “nobody wants to work anymore “
I’d respond to them “nobody wants to die anymore“
[+9] u/CasinoAnd69Manager: Baggies of spcx 🛍️ 🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️🛍️
[+9] u/PositiveEdge4361: If I was a portfolio manager I wouldn’t hire myself
[+8] u/DebtOk4461: Why TF is the market closed tomorrow?
[+8] u/hey-coffee-eyes: This is the worst Juneteenth eve ever
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: I was told SPCX was the future and that I would make a bajillion dollars ☹️
[+8] u/synapses112: hello i am under the water
somebody please help
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Bitcoin falling off a fucking cliff lol
[+8] u/Thick-Ad857: Bought QQQ puts so it moons for the rest of you.
[+8] u/UncouthMarvin: I need SPCX to drop about 60% to save humanity. Thank you
[+8] u/TemporaryAsparagus89: Space X bag holders lmaooooo
[+8] u/Decent-Scientist7609: I fell for the craze and fullported into DRAM and Mrvl… it’s working
[+7] u/drmantis_toboggan13: You know some idiot put their life savings in SPCX on Monday
[+7] u/Wonderful-Smoke843: JD admitting Israel is killing civilians was not on my bingo card
[+7] u/jujuss1212: Damn, is spcx gonna go back to 160
[+7] u/kemar7856: How is micron and sdnk still having 10% days
[+7] u/SneedIsHere: Made 1k on spy today just scalping calls and puts. Might call it a day
[+7] u/Silent_South5471: JD has zero political instincts
[+7] u/Educational_List_390: Lmao touches 744.5, back up to 746
[+7] u/Late_Emu5833: People will want to get out before long weekend. Flat finish today
[+7] u/DigitalDiplo: But everyone in here told me spacex can only go up!! Must be a glitch
[+7] u/Pristine-Sherbert-66: Whoever said don’t hold released ipos after the 3 day hype phase saved my 1 SpaceX share. Thank you sir 🫡
[+7] u/Round-Huckleberry570: My 275 spcx calls are fine right?
[+7] u/Spok3nTruth: Up 350% on space x puts😂😂😂
[+7] u/Throwawayz911: sold spacex at the top. #gangshit
[+7] u/orcus133: Spy 750 EOD because yes???
[+7] u/WorldlyWar2143: rofl spcx down 60$ in 1 day
[+7] u/Sensitive_Pudding599: Its top boys, its top. MSFT green
[+7] u/Stop_The_Rain: The MAG7 has no correlation to the tech indices .... How?
[+7] u/Worried_Quarter469: Half pump, half dump
[+6] u/HighwayExotic2808: All the Wallstreet guys are at the Knicks parade, just the algos running the show now
[+6] u/Fullport-Ai: Can vance stop talking. Dude is boring the market to death
[+6] u/w8w8dont: The best financial decision I ever made was FOMOing into DRAM
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: SaaS = Suck ass and shit
[+6] u/Rare-Fox9834: Dude, the S&P500 is a fucking joke at this point. Holy shit. Literally anything > the S&P500 at this point. 480 of the 500 companies are just complete garbage.
[+6] u/Nathan_Fang_: We in a middle of a bull market and I scroll down the comments and 80% is about losing money or trash stock. Lol
[+6] u/Spok3nTruth: SpaceX is going to 120 isn't it
[+6] u/ez399017: MU never disappoints
[+6] u/Stryker9110: Corn bros in shambles 🥀
[+6] u/LittleHoneydew3466: I truly hate these days where pre market pumps and then we trade sideways for the whole day
[+6] u/verified-trader: **BanBet Won** — /u/StonkGoBrrrrr (1W-0L, 100%)
| Ticker | Entry → Target | Move | Time | Result |
|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|:---:|
| **SPCX** ▼ | $201.85 → $175.00 | -13.3% | 1d 18h | Won |
[+6] u/bluen: Space x was a trap
Who woulda thunk
[+6] u/infernalr00t: SanDisk to 6, micron to 2k.
Mark my words.
[+6] u/Boheed: who bought SPCX at the top? lmao
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: "Stocks rebound after deal"
WHICH STOCKS? 10 SEMI STOCKS AND THAT'S ALL. EVERYTHING ELSE IS RED
[+6] u/ILikePastuh: Was up 102% before I bought those puts. Should’ve been happy with a 2x day
[+6] u/nivix_zixer: Everyone shouting MU, SNDK,MRVL... Am I supposed to buy them at ATH? Sounds dumb af
[+6] u/PoobliusFlavius: LMFAO so ....after spcx who wants
Anthropic and Chat bags???
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: NOW is a no brainer buy
[+6] u/scm66: You're an unfit mother. Your children are now the property of Carl's Jr.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tart891: This went from bad to Warsh...
[+6] u/CoinKedo: Fake ass dump yesterday
[+6] u/Loan-Pickle: How is that guy that sold the SPCX 195 puts doing?
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Imagine being a PLTR bagholder that bought at $200+ , they should get a disability card for real
[+6] u/Wannabe_Physicist: If this dumps right here, taking the wife to Wendy’s to celebrate.
[+6] u/eoiioe: Everyone is mooning and algos on spy are just paused eh
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: SPCX bag holders im shambles watching everyone else party
[+5] u/DrElkSnout: Imagine closing the most important stock market in the world for a 'holiday' no one had ever even heard of until a few years ago. I said what I said.
[+5] u/GuyNekologist: When will LUNR stop falling man?
I keep buying the dip but it just keeps dipping.
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: PLTR back to April levels. POS
[+5] u/Outside-Cow9097: I thought spcx made rockets not drills
[+5] u/DumbNutter: All those SPCX 6/18 buls got gashed today
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: rotation from SPCX back into tech?
[+5] u/soscribbly: Someone take one for the team and sell $MSFT for a loss please. It’s the only way
[+5] u/yeedub: spacex sure shocked people today
[+5] u/Madsen13140: Just got Space Sexed
[+5] u/Conscious-Move9662: Damn where all the SpaceX bag holders?
[+5] u/srnx: semis are going absolutely insane
[+5] u/Intelligent-Grape-12: Why ASTS why? After a successful launch
[+5] u/eireniconic: MSFT is a preview of future AI software profitability
[+5] u/Juidawg: Probably gonna bail on this NOW position
[+5] u/DeadlyFlora: SPCX probably going up 40$ today with this dump
[+12] u/FFElite93: I bought spcx at 220
[+11] u/M13alint: If you handed me a million dollars right now I’d
Delete Reddit✅
Buy options✅
Sell at -98.5%✅
Remake a Reddit account✅
Rejoin WSB✅
[+10] u/AzyWazzy: Just got some qqq puts. Expect a generational pump
[+10] u/SmoothOperator423: If you loved SPCX at $220 you’ll love it at $170
[+10] u/-eShTuPiD: Taco just said on truth that US would not be giving Iran $300B - says it's fake news. But on the MOU that was signed. The 6th agreement is that US give atleast $300B 🤔
[+9] u/borimed1: Why do I always chose the wrong direction in options?
[+9] u/ajibtunes: if weed can shorten your memory imagine what weed can do
[+9] u/External_Spite_7079: You just know someone went absolutely all in SPCX after like 3 big green days
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: MU and INTC make me happy
[+9] u/ebfeebfe: U.S. SUPREME COURT LIMITS GOVERNMENT’S ABILITY TO BAN GUN OWNERSHIP BY DRUG USERS
\> Lets. Fucking. Go.
[+9] u/neaturee: Imagine having puts. Fucking idiots🤣
[+8] u/Such_Coin: RIP SPCX 6/12 - 6/17/26. 🙏💐
[+8] u/IRunFast24: RIP to SPCX Roth guy.
[+8] u/vanceraa: If you liked eloncoin at 220, you should full port at 175
[+8] u/The_Judgement_Nut: I dont understand these days. -5% for no reason one day to pump 3% next day. I feel like its all so retarded
[+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Bears are just fucking awful, its as if yesterday never even happened, what the actual fuck lol
[+8] u/True_Job_7845: so 0dtes are just broken now huh
[+7] u/falken2023: 🥭tweeted one minute ago, “Look at the stock market”. SPY immediately dumped. LMFAO. Can’t make this shit up.
[+7] u/Meteyu32: Can Warsh create another task force so SPY can go down another $10
[+7] u/CreateDeprivation: The birth of a new generation of Enron bag holders?
[+7] u/SmokingOnions: QQQ back to 736 and my life is yours Jesus
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I've been following the market on daily basis for the last 15 years and never seen Microsoft green in my life. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Apple: “unfortunately due to 100% memory cost increases, we are regrettably forced to increase device prices by 300%”
[+7] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: 🥭 tweets spy and qqq are great stocks! Prepare for the rocketship!
[+7] u/kazkeb: RIP to the guy that put his entire 350k IRA in SpaceX at 211
[+7] u/Historical-Cost1444: “Too late” Warsh is like a stupid person
[+7] u/Feisty-Payment9614: How’s the guy that dumped his whole 401(k) into SPCX at 211?
[+7] u/Beagle001: Sold my one share of SPCX this morning. Probably smoke a cigar at the country club tomorrow.
[+7] u/PossibleLack835: LOL SPY +1%. MSFT: best I can do is +0.1%
[+7] u/CluelessTennisBall: You gotta be a real degenerate if you're praying on more bombings just to "stick it to the bulls" your money is gone but your humanity doesn't have to be smh
[+7] u/ebfeebfe: SpaceX now known as SpaceL
[+7] u/gwrichardson42: Okay, I just bought 740 puts, spy can now go back up.
[+6] u/AltTooWell13: Y’all are fucking my spcx share so hard
[+6] u/sidaeinjae: All the Musk insiders already sold so hard, lol. Laughing their way to the bank
[+6] u/MyGFLikes2SneezeOnMe: 🥭 personally sending spy to 750 lmao. Qqq 745 confirmed too
[+6] u/Future-Eye1911: Something big is about to happen (a crash because I just bought calls)
[+6] u/tropicalia84: Imagine not making 700% on calls every time there’s a dip to buy
[+6] u/mneymaker: Why everything feels like moving reaaaaaally slow?
[+6] u/edmundamore1: Fuck you amazon you bald dickhead
[+6] u/dune2350: Elon gona start DigX if his current company keeps tanking.
[+6] u/Pale-Silver-8178: look at that SNDK monthly chart straight fucking green
[+6] u/All_FIREdUp: My state passed a law saying you can’t touch your phone while driving so now I can’t play RuneScape while I drive to work anymore 🥺
[+6] u/caringforapathy: Like wtf is NOK doing?! Nothing but ass for two weeks now
[+6] u/horse-meat-chalupa: Elon just threatened to livestream himself sucking his own dick if SPCX doesn't hit 300 by close today
[+6] u/pussinbuuts: SAAS really went from oversold to overbought to oversold all in one month
[+6] u/GregoryBeans: I fucking suck at this option stuff😔
[+6] u/jdolen: lol I bought top again. fml
[+6] u/SnowballWasRight: MU I love you so much bby
[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: Freaking intel was the 0DTE play again lol
[+5] u/Chiinoe: Chat, how do you refrain from jumping in at the smallest dip? I want to deploy 35k but I told myself not to do it until the next fake red day. Its so hard 😫
[+5] u/Some_Time5012: https://preview.redd.it/26sip26l428h1.png?width=1672&format=png&auto=webp&s=2585fdddcd3245195ba536156f7591d5c1fb23b3
[+5] u/AssertiveRandom: War back on this weekend?
[+5] u/Rajiiin: Yoloing spx calls at close and selling premarket has been a good strategy the last few weeks
[+25] u/Kattilaeikka: How's our little space explorers?
[+12] u/Regarded-Mastodon: EOD rugpull guaranteed. Get your puts my boys!
[+11] u/XxVarolzxX: Cutting my wins and letting my losers run
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: And Israel just fired missiles again
[+9] u/CEO_of_SOXL: USO spiking. Something is happening
[+9] u/throwaway09234023322: Smells like freshly fucked ber anoos in here. 🤢
[+8] u/fattywannapatty: Went from 2k to 1k to 100 in a week god damn
[+8] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Not gonna lie this has been pretty boring and flat
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I'm up 8% for the day but my brain keeps whispering "just one more trade"
[+8] u/Senpai_Slime: Thats the devil talking in my ear rn
[+7] u/quyensanity: Someone check up on that guy that bought 300k worth of SPCX at 200+
[+7] u/whenyournotdead: I bought the top of Microsoft, fuck
[+7] u/hotCupADank: if you full port 0DTEs you at least have a chance at escaping poverty. how much worse can it really get for you. do it. do it now!
[+7] u/FLRugDealer: Donny shut the fuck up I almost broke even
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: Ya know….there was a time when if there was a shortage of product your company made….that meant either your inventory management was shit, or your raw material acquisition was shit….and neither of those equated to your company being valued higher lol. 🤡 world.
[+7] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said PLEASE buy his BMNR scam
[+7] u/nosebeerz420: Where’s the bears at thought this was pride month
[+6] u/lessoninprogress: I will not short the market again. I will not short the market again. I will not short the market again.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: People selling DRAM every other day thinking they are selling at top....
Not even close
[+6] u/C0up7: Watch out SPCX bears. I just bought puts, watch this V so hard like there’s no tomorrow.
[+6] u/buffalowangy: This casino is intentionally broken. It’s all about private equity but us plebs don’t have access to that
[+6] u/xInfinity962: I'm fucking retiring on 0dtes for like a fucking month after today I don't fucking understand.
Fuck you Microsoft.
[+6] u/Neat_Statistician741: MRVL hitting $330 today
[+6] u/InternationalTop2410: SPCX entered a BEAR market
[+6] u/okbetokbetokbet: “deal” by Friday yet market is closed tmr what a fucking coincidence
[+6] u/CheeryGeoDuck55: TTWO is a really good buy, reasonable chance the next GTA6 trailer comes within the next couple weeks. A simple cover reveal was enough to send the stock up today
[+6] u/Dude_HaHa: https://preview.redd.it/zriqy7ika28h1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a144f4d60bb9127f6cb772b13c979c6cccfeee2d
[+6] u/JimmyBraddock: lost $800 of my fun money today. not sad just venting
thx team
jimmy
[+5] u/falling_knives: Imagine buying MSFT back in March, being up almost 30% at the start of June, only to watch it drop back to almost break even because you decided to be a "long term" investor. Couldn't have been me.
[+5] u/Fun_Investment1101: It’s hilarious watching the amc sub celebrate being up over 100% the past month while many of them are still down 99% from when they bought the top
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: SPCX actually redder than Microslop
[+5] u/Dalmatian_In_Exile: Where's the guy who 401k'ed Spacex at 211
[+5] u/31andnotdone: I'm just happy to be here. 🥹
[+5] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: This morning I had the chart up on think or swim and the chart open on Webull mobile app and Webull price was correct and thinkorswim price was about 30-60cents behind for a good 15-20 seconds, that’s not good in my opinion can someone explain why this is ?
[+5] u/ernestomn98: I should have never bought into space stocks, they are all shit smh
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Go Intel go. For grandma
[+5] u/kumako10: Diamond handing my puts
[+5] u/Ok_Passion295: 0dte options are fucking trash. i need 30secondDTE spy options to profit off the braindead 0.01 percent movement per hour
[+10] u/neariced: POWER DUMP SPONSORED BY ISRAEL
[+10] u/FeverTreeCloud: At least I didn’t buy Space X
[+9] u/im-regarded: Port down 80%. You win market makers
[+9] u/Big_Love_3070: Now I recall why I stopped gambling
[+9] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Just go to 742 please
[+9] u/MoreOutcome8541: On god y’all some exit liquidity
[+8] u/Rudybus: Do people buying USO know something we don't?
[+7] u/mebumboclot67: If spy would just drop $4
[+7] u/OnlyTendies69: Was down 90% all time at one point. Today my port is closing less than 50% down. I’ll take that win lmao
[+7] u/xReMaKe: MSFT IS GREEN!!!! I REPEAT MSFT IS GREEN!!!!!!! COULD THIS BE THE DAY THAT MSFT CLOSES GREEN???
THIS IS EVERYONES LAST CHANCE TO RIDE ON THE BUS! IF MSFT CLOSES GREEN IT WILL MOON!! AND I AM NOT SAYING THAT TO REMOVE MY HEAVY BAGS AT ALL! 😏😏
FULL PORT NOW.
[+7] u/Bob_the_peasant: Well gents, I traded furiously all week with 3M in capital and made $110 after digging myself out of a -200k position.
Let’s never do that again
[+7] u/ResultMurky8153: If you bought MSFT 5 years ago you would be up around 7% !
[+7] u/Educational_Past7353: The best investors are really good at exiting their winners early and letting their losers run
[+7] u/Snoo-90587: I don’t like this game when I’m not winning
[+7] u/neariced: Get ready for the dump, long weekend is perfect for Israel to fuck up the deal and the market knows it
[+7] u/carpetmagicianlaughs: By buying $MU I have outperformed $MSFT and $Meta 5 years returns in 1 month lmao. Loserrrrsss. Memory is king and will always be
[+7] u/neariced: Power dump incoming, fears of Israel fucking up the deal
[+7] u/browhatisit: Wtf is wrong is Asts today?
[+6] u/Phandomtrigger: Just sold my spy calls ur welcome
[+6] u/No_Hour_9509: Will ASTS reach $100 again in 3 weeks? My calls hope so
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Think I’m just going to masturbate
[+6] u/giraffe_wrassler: Damn shoulda sold my spy puts
[+6] u/Agile_Caterpillar317: Now you all wanna sell when you could have done it this morning… idiots
[+11] u/All_YourBase: TRIPLE WITCHING DAY - MASSIVE VOLUME INCOMING
It's triple witching day today. This means stock options, index options, and index futures all expire today.
There will be a spike in volume from 3-4pm Eastern.
Watch for the following:
* Sudden, erratic price swings
* Extreme trading
* Concentrated selling or buying on specific stocks at close
What to do:
* Some people try to game this by buying long straddles.
* Watch for bargains if a stock drop 5%
[+10] u/RegardEngineer: https://preview.redd.it/pqxn6zuqh38h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f20440ca0a205c39f9527edc478d03fd70cbe7
[+7] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: MU has been fun but 90% profit is enough for me to take my money and run. hope all u diamond hand fucks have fun on ur lambos
[+7] u/SeesawQuiet5620: what a day. Mu to 1500 this month
[+7] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: now that was some legit fuckery
[+7] u/ksyoung17: Trying to trade this market has come to make me realize, at some point in this society, the rich are just going to get murdered in the streets. This shit is completely unsustainable.
[+7] u/Resident_Plum5581: This has to be a scam.
[+7] u/Ok-Cut-6064: If you made money today you’re lying
[+6] u/sdw89: I want to see the regarded SPCX fanbois rise up and show off their heavy bags. We saw all the stupid posts with the temporary pump, let's see the loss porn with this inevitable dump, you regards.
[+6] u/Zuko2001: MSFT could have a +10% day and I’d STILL be far from breakeven 🤡
[+6] u/Curious-Bird-8159: 🥭 gambling Iran’s 300 billion on 0dtes
[+6] u/kuklistyle: absolute clown market again
[+6] u/CanIMarginThat: are people actually bullish? or is this just one elaborate PND scheme ?
[+6] u/Electronic-Advisor72: SMH shares are up 70% ytd and regards are losing money on options.
[+6] u/Adii2311: I just gotta tell someone. Holy shit
I had 114 0dte puts today on USO ahead of the deal hoping oil crashes. Hit my target early in the morning and felt like I missed out.
Then I check a few hours later and holy shit that contract is worth 6 cents. Holy shit
[+6] u/ArtFickle541: Anyone in puts rn cos im tits jacked up in puts
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: Spcx shorts scrambling lmao
[+6] u/closing-the-thread: What the fuck just happened?
[+6] u/ImPrettyCoolK: great time to buy asts
[+6] u/404MoralsNotFound: I know shitting on MSFT is everyone's pastime, but damn, best it can do is -0.4% when Q's are up +2%.
[+5] u/ThanksDependent1001: Spy going to squeeze to $750
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: MSFT green
Berrish signal
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: Buying DRAM is the only positive thing to happen in my life this entire year thus far, and I did not buy enough. Sad!
Thank you for your attention to this matter