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[+77] u/awetfartruinedmylife: first margin call of my life. I regret every single minute spent here
[+53] u/lessoninprogress: Been a bear for months losing thousands. Just recently said I’ll be a bull. Now lost more thousands. Fuck me man.
[+44] u/br0botic: How long until Trump posts a derogatory rant about Warsh on truth social?
[+40] u/Both_Commercial3444: How cooked am I (placed all 1 minute before close 150k yolo)
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[+36] u/Candid_Payment_4094: **MSFT Bag Holders Anonymous - Daily Check-In**
Current Price: **$378.30**
1 Week Ago: $397.36 ➔ $378.30 (-4.80%)
1 Month Ago: $422.62 ➔ $378.30 (-10.49%)
3 Months Ago: $398.55 ➔ $378.30 (-5.08%)
6 Months Ago: $474.01 ➔ $378.30 (-20.19%)
YTD: $470.84 ➔ $378.30 (-19.65%)
1 Year Ago: $474.25 ➔ $378.30 (-20.23%)
*"MSFT down 20% and I've been averaging down since $450 because I have a disease. $378 felt too cheap not to add. My therapist, my boyfriend and my broker are all worried about me."* \- Regard
[+34] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: TASK FORCE
PRICE STABILITY
TASK FORCE
FAMILY FIGHT
TASK FORCE
HARD QUESTIONS
TASK FORCE
PRICE STABILITY
TASK FORCE
WIDE LENS
TASK FORCE
[+30] u/geckill: Warsh: "We'll let the markets decide"
Translation: "Some of you (retail) may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make"
[+28] u/Portland-: I turned a hundred bucks into $580 today so that was cool. Early retirement is only a couple trades away obviously
[+22] u/infinitewaters107: Recently had dinner with one of my college buddies. He became a multi-millionaire from working at an Elon company.
Dude unironically believed the marginal tax rate on the top 5% should go down to as near zero as possible to encourage spending, and the lower classes should have their taxes raised to 30-40% to make up for the deficit.
It genuinely flabbergasts me what kind of reality distortion field people enter when they become rich. It was like watching a complete divorce from reality just to morally rationalize that kind of life. Insane.
[+21] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Thinking about the guy who bought SPCX it at 211 with his entire IRA right now. His eyes are probably melting out of his skulls watching this price action.
lol
[+21] u/TheRealArmament: Holy fuck I just became a MSFT bag holder in just 3 hrs
[+21] u/iTouchStuff: Q: Did you see the Fed is holding rates?
TRUMP: It's alright. Whatever.
Q: And it looks like they might even raise them later this year
TRUMP: It could happen. I mean, it's hard to believe. It just keeps a country down.
🤣🤣🤣
[+20] u/paradise_costs: Kevin Warsh is weaponized autism against the American people
[+18] u/Hussle_Crowe: Sold my MSFT so I could buy a sledgehammer and hit myself in the balls with it. Huge upgrade
[+17] u/crazyfool319: If someone wants a strategy that works 100% of the time, all you have to do is buy Bitcoin in the morning and watch it go down all day
[+17] u/chromeskittlez: went up 100% got greedy and ended -90% on the day I think I’m regarded
[+16] u/Bob_the_peasant: # There is no rate hike in Ba-Sing-Se
[+16] u/All_FIREdUp: Let me get this straight…
🥭 clobbered the global economy, ramped up inflation again, closed the Strait, gave Iran $300B, and all so Iran pinky promises not to build a nuclear bomb.
U.S. just took a fucking bare ass spanking here
🫵😆
Enjoy the rate hikes
[+15] u/davidbigham: META and MSFT fighting for the worst stock again today
[+15] u/bluen: Dang bruhs mango got played by the Israelis
[+14] u/Treverer: Supreme Leader 🥭 was right, it’s not 300 billion, it’s 425 billion going to Iran for reparations.
Even the treaty of Versailles was more gracious to the Weimar Republic, god damn son
[+14] u/Historical_Bother274: Why the fuck did I ever buy msft
[+13] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Name a worst stock than SOFI. I dare you to come close.
What a piece of shit… maybe MSFT is worse.
[+12] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: dude got a CONCEPT OF A TASK FORCE
[+12] u/Gorgenapper: >Allbirds (BIRD) stock is up more than 50% on Wednesday as it continues its pivot from a sustainable sneaker business to an artificial intelligence company.
Sometimes you read headlines like this and wonder if it's all a fever dream
[+12] u/CodeZero22: Expecting a recovery tomorrow?
[+12] u/SteakEater137: On a blood red day like today, the shoe company turned AI who’s never been profitable is up 50%
Fuck off with this
[+12] u/cannythecat: Why doesn't Chipotle start making semiconductor chips instead of tortilla chips they would go to the moon
[+11] u/WattMotorCompany: OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!
[+11] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: i miss powell because market DIDNT DUMP when he spoke
[+11] u/wildcat1055: Sure, I may be poor, but SPCX millionaires are 5% less rich today, and that's what's important.
[+11] u/WonUpH: Spcx IPO was like summoning the Balrog, gl dwarf bols
[+11] u/OK_Computer10101: WARSH is definitely hanging from a his own belt in a closet feverishly masturbating while listening to slipknot. Then he’ll kiss his wife on the lips and be all leave it to beaver at 6…
[+11] u/WSB-mods-are-: Everything in SPY: -3%
SPY: -1.25% , best I can do 🤡🤡🤡
[+11] u/kjl8921: I pray all the regards here make their millions this year to escape from this hell hole of our reality
[+11] u/Then-Wealth-1481: On green days Microsoft is red, on red days it’s more red
[+11] u/Fountaingeyser: Somehow managed to lose on puts today.
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Moving to the Vietnam countryside and doing TikTok live streams so I can survive on $20 a month donations
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: At least when JPOW crashed the market I’d glaze him and call him daddy
Kev could never
[+10] u/bearhunter429: >SpaceX gets added to Schwab’s $15 billion Value ETF
#"Value" ETF LMAO🤌
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: Imagine tanking the market on your first day
[+10] u/orcassharks: Trump is now a loser after this deal. The bull market is over.
[+10] u/emperor_dinglenads: We're not down, we're taking a "hydration break"
[+10] u/Dude_HaHa: I like this new fella named Warsh 🐻
[+10] u/perceptive_AI: if you went from $120k to $35k back to $120k then you are a good trader because you made 243% on the way up after losing 71%. \*taps head\*
[+10] u/Deep_Calls_007: 300 billion. Thats 2 billion hookers. 6 hookers for each of us. This country is fucked bro. No priorities.
[+10] u/Scalpaholic: As with most nominees in 🥭 2.0, it's not a stretch to predict Warsh as the worst FOMC Chair ever.
Very conservative bet.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: How is it possible that the market plows ahead relentlessly through nonstop bad news for months, but then starts dumping on nothing such as expected unchanged fed rates and AVGO beating earnings.
...and AVGO then ends up being green on today's red day. What the fuck.
[+9] u/DufflebagJoe: Warsh farted at the podium.
[+9] u/aethermar: HE HAS A TASK FORCE
HE HAS NO AURA
HE DUMPS THE MARKET ON HIS FIRST DAY
HES K-WAR AND HES HERE TO STAY
[+9] u/nascarhero: A company is not measured by the fundamentals but by the amount of grandiose lies their CEO can come up with in a k hole
[+9] u/Rock_or_Rol: Mom picked the absolute warsh day to visit.. literally at 202 pm is when she rolled up 😂
What did I miss? Why are my puts putting?
[+9] u/Iucki: When you are happy with your 30% 0dte scalp but then it closes up 600% 🙃
[+9] u/Neoshinryu: made money on SPCX flipping shares day 1 and 2. Immediately burned it to the ground on 215Cs for tmrw.
Deserved, honestly.
[+9] u/ProfessionalFun1365: Are we bearish or bullish that Trump is going to spank Warsh tonight?
[+9] u/Desperate_Seesaw4890: NVDA red while other semi are green.
The market is clearly rigged specifically against me on purpose
[+9] u/davidbigham: Just need SPY to go up 3% tmr to save my SPY call. We got this.
Copium
[+9] u/vermilli21: Anyone need to Warsh their ass after today?
[+9] u/civillyRange: "Iran will naturally charge for services in the Straight of Hormuz"
"Naturally" Lmao Iran wilin out on 🥭
[+9] u/M00NFAC3_69: heres the deal retards. Should we be dumping tomorrow? Absolutely. Will we? No. Quarterly options exp going to fuck all the new put buyers tomorrow.
[+9] u/fire_alarmist: Damn... was up like 5k from 3:00-3:45 but overtraded like a tard and ended up -500 LOL
[+9] u/kasualkactus: Bruh I just bought back in after the pump yesterday. I’m regarded
[+9] u/Illustrious-Low4128: AH pump from spy was bc I bought puts at close by the way everyone
[+9] u/Able_Durian_1832: I have to admit: JPowell was good
[+9] u/music_is_gud: Ok, I'm already missing my man Powell 😭
[+9] u/Several_Bread_9144: Sadly I often see comments on reddit by people to whom god wasnt generous when building their brain. They often say retail doesnt count sht. The truth is retail accounts for over 30% of the volume and they are active traders, the rest is institutions ( https://memx.com/insights/retail-trading-insights ). Not only that, what people call "institutions" are often brain dead passive pension funds/index fuds/mutual funds, while some other volume is market makers hedging. You suddenly realize retail has a big influence on pricing
[+9] u/Straight_Piff: just gonna keep buying META and MSFT like i have for the past 3 quarters and telling myself they will bounce back
[+9] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Yall act like we will never go green again.
Sure, your calls are cooked but that’s why you take profit at ATH.
[+9] u/guy_cloutier: I'm ashamed to admit that I bought MSFT at the end of day. Fries/Bag.
[+9] u/SteakEater137: I still find it shocking Don admitted there was just 4 weeks of oil left, and the market didnt react whatsoever on this news.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: My port was green the last time I checked yesterday, not checking today, sorry bers
[+9] u/Straight_Ad_87: Gonna take the day off… spend some time with my wife and kids. Think about the decisions I made this week that led me to a -67% for the week. Maybe cry a little while the casino is closed.
[+8] u/cosmicoconuts: Imma regret not buying Itm 1dte calls
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: MOTHERFUCKER SOUNDS LIKE AN AI GENERATED POLITICIAN
FAKE AS FUCK
SCARED AS FUCK
[+8] u/Ecstatic_Layer_9736: Im not sure how anyone interpreted that as higher rates to come lol
[+8] u/Spy300: TRUMP: IF IRAN DEAL NOT DONE IN 60 DAYS, BACK TO BOMBING
>u/Spy300 5 points 5 days ago
>Do a fake deal
>Setup **task force** to redefine inflation
>Get 100 bps of rate cuts
>Come back 90 days later with NATO
>Send WTI to 150
✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**
[+8] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: **JPOW READING THIS THREAD LAUGING HIS ASS OFF 😄**
So sorry we made fun of you man, we love you, just close the fucking door on Walsh please
[+8] u/NiceOwner: Went from -700 to -25 to -700. I actually quit investing. It’s clear I’m bad at this.
[+8] u/BernedTendies: Didn’t get to watch this new guy yet. How is he besides an asshole for destroying my calls?
[+8] u/log1ck1717: I am almost certain that tmr is going to be a green day
[+8] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Imagine being super bearish, shorting Iran war. Except SPX keeps pumping. Then a deal happens, we pump. Happy days. The next day we dump. Then the day after? Full dump.
That is the market for you, a pure manipulated nonsensical market
[+8] u/No_Puts_Only: I'm already ready to buy 0 DTE calls tomorrow how fucked up is that
[+8] u/ZealousidealSector19: Closed my MSFT calls down $60k today :/
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: What just happened my port dumped
[+8] u/xdamoc: A second plane has hit my portfolio
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: The funniest thing is warsh is probably gonna do the same shit jpow was gonna do lol
[+8] u/igotshrimps: Why doesn't Zuck just retire with his money and stop fucking me in the ass?
[+8] u/M00NFAC3_69: It couldn't have been just me that thought Warsh sounds like a condescending pompous yes man cuck right?
[+8] u/CleftyHeft: is there a way to turn off 0dtes with ibkr
[+8] u/Glassesofwater: MSFT needs a task force to figure out what to do with themselves
[+8] u/TheyCallMeCool1: I need SPY to +$20 in 2 days or my entire port is gone lol.
[+8] u/BearContra: The year is 2027.
The new circuit halt levels are:
0.420%
0.69%
1.69% (trading suspended for one week and stimulus checks mailed immediately)
[+7] u/shagazelle: Of course, the one time I 20x my account, it's to break even
[+7] u/No_Current3675: https://preview.redd.it/aokp143ifw7h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe8d2f4823fe24b0ec7f94e1ddc0b3a9fe0ed2b
[+7] u/Peeeeech: Ber task force assemble
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: 🥭 about to give $600 Billion, 100% up front,
if Iran Docusigns after today.
[+7] u/wiisports101: LMAAAAOOOO fucking bought calls for foxx that are now down 30% in a day because my NBIS put order didn’t fill when it was at 296 fuck this market fucking retarded man
[+7] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: The Fed will give less member talks from now on and Warsh won't let you know what he's thinking until some rando Friday morning in a 1 minute statement. The way I read this is he believes market uncertainty from the Fed can tamp down inflation and take some of the frothiness out of various asset markets. He even kinda cracked a grin when that reported asked him "Won't this lead to more market volatility?" Basically don't YOLO calls and believe the Fed will have your back.
[+7] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: Some guy on WSB front page put his entire retirement into SPCX at $210?
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSFT has slowly become my favorite company. Their puts have been more reliable than any calls I have ever had
[+7] u/LemurLord: If MSFT tanks one more goddam day I'm installing Linux
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Well I've nearly given up all my gains I made in last 2 months. It's good to give right?
[+7] u/davidbigham: now lets sub in JPOW
[+7] u/NotMe357: "NEW: The reported U.S.-Iran draft deal would reopen the Strait of Hormuz toll-free for just 60 days."
Look like they're gonna do a subscription server 😆
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Overreaction ATHs by monday
[+7] u/Historical_Bother274: Haha Americans lost another war
[+7] u/str8rippinfartz: why the fuck didn't I just gamble on 0dte puts before all that shit
[+7] u/LeftPresent4646: Why do I always try to fight the trend!!!
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: At least a rate hike is now priced in. Until they actually hike it
[+7] u/anonkraken: If you bet on a recovery tomorrow, remember there's like a $1 trillion in delta falling off the SPX chain in the AM.
If bulls do not reposition up here, this is going to drill worse than last Friday. They may not feel like it after Warsh.
[+7] u/Training_Rice_8930: If only I could hit the gym as consistently as our government fucks me :/
[+7] u/KroKart100: Lost 4k today. Devastated
[+7] u/Available_Earth_808: Boom. Full ported MSFT leaps today. Here’s hoping it rips off this level
[+7] u/Impossible_Love1510: All these red days are killing me…
[+7] u/Affectionate-Tart891: Someone make gif of Warsh unprinting money, I'm busy putting fries in bag
[+7] u/Chiinoe: Im starting to think my calls wont print tomorrow.
[+7] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Threw everything i had left in 0dte calls, means we tank tomorow
[+7] u/Goonslopenjoyer321: Literally nothing happened besides overreaction and ppl are bearish already lmao
[+7] u/DabblingInIt: Market's gonna crash hard tomorrow, right up until the Pres, or someone ordered by him, makes a 'big announcement'.
[+7] u/SignificantRip8239: meta is such a POS
i want to sell it but the moment i do, i know this will skyrocket to $800. none of my fellow bagholders deserve happiness so im not selling. enjoy $500
[+7] u/No_Puts_Only: You guys ever have sex?… on margin
[+7] u/unexceptiontotherule: I would not wish the pain of holding MSFT on anyone. Not even Warsh.
[+7] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: I have good reasons to believe Kevin Warsh is two weeks away from developing nuclear 🚀
[+7] u/SkoHens: META, AMZN, MSFT, ASTS, RKLB but I have no more cash after today…
[+7] u/Professional_Art3563: Port 50k to 80k to 50k today
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: The market will forget about hikes by tomorrow.
[+6] u/DogNamedFloppy: I’m gonna need a pigeon to shit on me stat.
[+6] u/OK_Computer10101: Imagine bankrupting a fucking casino then 30 years later bankrupting THEE FUCKING CASINO
[+6] u/Kilomike8993: JPOW baby come back 🎶
[+6] u/StuffedBunss: Crying on the menu for tomorrow
[+6] u/HypaHypa_: So it turns out vibes trading spy works for a while until it doesn’t. Message received
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: DRAM and chill again it is
[+6] u/Godfather751: Market giveth, Fed taketh.
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine blowing up your account on a 0dte
[+6] u/Detail-Vegetable: Just wait until 🥭 pulls the rug and blames that couch fucker JD for this turd of a deal.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Lmao SPCX had no chance from the start.
[+6] u/Airizom: Imagine not starting a longterm position on $MSFT here
[+6] u/AdIcy3141: When I wake up SPY is gonna be back over 750
[+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: The QQQ price action after 2pm just for it to dump 1% by eod was completely unnecessary
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Buying SOXL and having my wife’s boyfriend lock me out of my account for 6 months to save me from myself.
[+6] u/Amateur_tarded: I used to be an overachiever workaholic but I have started to realize that being a slacker is much better
[+6] u/Stealthless: ServiceNow? More like ServiceNever. Piece of shit stock istg
[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Way276: Buying just about everything the small bitch hands let go of in the last 10 minutes 😂😂
[+6] u/Low_Plastic363: You can't spell Kevin Warsh without H-A-W-K
[+6] u/Ble_h: Asia is going to get real tired of carrying us and then having the Amerifats throw the game last minute.
[+6] u/AdOk3638: # Wen this Warsh guy is fired? Frens? LMAO🤌
[+6] u/boose36: I suspect a continuation of this bloodbath into the long weekend. Sleep tight bulls!
[+6] u/Lolamus: I sold SPCX at 210, I feel like a God
[+6] u/Worldly-Pair3164: I think this opens up 1%. Nothing has changed in the short term.
[+6] u/Zealousideal_Sock894: Kevin Warsh is the definition of a stained filled sock puppet. That was a joke of an FOMC meeting.
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Warsh just set the top for a 60 year bear market. Support is around covid lows.
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Some spam call from a place called margin? Idk I hung up.
[+6] u/itslikewoow: Remember, don’t fight the fed.
[+6] u/Fit_Service8662: Just gonna full port into Pokemon and wait this all out.
[+6] u/9tacos: Koreans will be jumping from rooftops 🫨
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: I would lol if Iran changed the name of it to Strait of Iran
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Lets do +1.25% before market opens.......
[+6] u/Molten-Helldiver: lol…market green afterhours of course…sons a bitches
[+6] u/Impossible-Fun2027: JPOW was a good guy. 😢 I miss him at the podium 😫
This Kevin guy is a joke
[+6] u/Icommandyou: I feel like I know even less after the fed meeting
[+6] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Jpow: “miss me yet?”
[+6] u/tikimandude: Jpow would have raised rates....
[+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: How are my Hormuz Hoes today?
[+6] u/Sick0h: His name is K-Fed, the arguments for alternatives are over.
[+6] u/tsunamiwaves_: I fullported META and MSFT and I’m down 40K alone today on shares 😂atleast I get a dividend
[+6] u/fish_: TACO incoming, jpow reinstated tomorrow
[+6] u/davidbigham: SPY doing the V after closed
[+6] u/ayayron55: My September MSFT calls are foking dying fast
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Imagine having credit card debt just because you like to buy shit you can’t afford
[+6] u/davidbigham: Now I understand why they said MSFT is a long term investment.
Becoz once u bought it, u gonna need a long time to breakeven 😂😂
[+6] u/hey-coffee-eyes: Is "Too Late" Warsh going to answer for why his Federal Reserve renovations are over budget?
[+6] u/Particular_Rice9607: I dunno Cramer was rambling about SPCX
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: MSFT long dated puts are still a steal rn. Explain to me how one of the largest companies in the world can be such a figure of incompetence?
They bought LinkedIn and still make you fill out a full job application. They bought activision-blizzard and still make you sign in to both those portals and microsoft. Gamepass doesn't even cover their games. They let halo go from a top 5 world franchise to forgotten. They named their ai copilot when it can't even drive, or even turn dark mode. Still baked into the OS though so we can look at it and remember what a piece of shit it is when I update and restart my Windows 11 PC, because update and shutdown is never an option.
[+6] u/OptionGamble: What’s riskier 0 DTE options or sports betting?
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: someone send the message to MSFT that stocks only go up, please
[+6] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: holy shit the iranians didnt get 300 billion, they got 425 billion - [sauce](https://www.smh.com.au/world/north-america/revealed-us-iran-deal-includes-425b-fund-immediate-end-to-oil-sanctions-20260618-p607th.html)
[+6] u/Liquoricezoku: Fuck you, META and fuck you, MSFT. I would have made more money loaning to my cousin Jimmy than buying your pos stocks.
[+6] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Paper handed my puts and sold them at loss. I belong here
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: SPY calls trade until 4:15, ya doof
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Aftermarket copium is crazy lil bro
[+5] u/Full_Boysenberry_198: Cooked data. No guidance. What could go wrong?
[+5] u/savemoney_god: # Easy Bear Trap LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Greener than my neighbor's grass tomorrow....
[+5] u/patelchief90: sold nvda calls for $5500 loss and boeing calls aren’t gonna do shit either. june has been fucking bad
[+5] u/IransFissileMaterial: Kevin Warsh the kind of guy to fart in an elevator with one other guy and ask "who did that?"
[+5] u/No_Puts_Only: The important thing is we all had fun today
[+5] u/Expensive-Basket-360: Back to aftermarket pump. Time to quit stocks
[+5] u/Jemmani22: No way they let this shit stay down.
Bigger better Iran deal incoming
[+5] u/Samjabr: ill admit it, I bought QQQ 720 puts for tomorrow - doesnt seem like a 1 day deal.
But I'm always wrong 😢
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: LOOKS LIKE K **WAR**SH IS NOT A FRIEND OF THE SHOW
[+5] u/wiisports101: $FOX is fucking retarded & they’re investors all fuck they cousins
[+5] u/FamousAd1903: Apparently I’m in debt according to one of my call debit spreads
https://preview.redd.it/lk68l6h7gw7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52b7453017946d7668cfffaf1bad05fb60737133
[+5] u/rioferdy838: warsch of wallstreet
fuck sake
[+5] u/Temporary_Scene2469: Ngl I loaded up on spy calls
[+5] u/justaddcatalyst: The charts look like pyramids
[+5] u/Quirky_Push_2506: We will soon see SPY 650
[+5] u/astromouse2024: ‘Moves for tomorrow’ absolutely fucking nothing
[+5] u/Electronic-Advisor72: No spy 1000 task force?
[+5] u/Sunkettle: SPCX having it's first red day 😨
[+5] u/HexxeD26: Wtf MU i just went out for 10 minutes
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: Paper handed my $748 puts was down $2k at one point ended up making $2.2k selling at $6.25
[+5] u/Icommandyou: We went from no deal without unconditional surrender to we will give you a trillion dollar so please open the strait real soon
[+5] u/Jc1649: Asians bring spy back to 746 tonight.
[+5] u/necarpenter417: "They" are secretly stealing my money.
[+5] u/darby1015: Do we think SPCX breaks $200 tomorrow?
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Maybe Iran should have held out longer. We might have given them a nuke in another sixty days.
[+5] u/BearyChristmas223: Meta bulls on life support here
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: HOOD single handedly saved my port today
[+5] u/CodeZero22: Good, just placed SPY 748 1DTE calls today
[+5] u/dayedpsn: Rug pull courtesy walsh
[+5] u/Diligent-Lettuce-455: Nebius took care of me
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Thank god I held my puts
[+5] u/Proper_Bonus6420: Aren't we all glad the PDT was removed just in time?
[+5] u/moorhound: "waaaaaaah Marshy warshy didn't gimme my wate cutty wutty"
You motherfuckers were as delusional on that one as you are on SPCX revenue targets
[+5] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Got some calls at close. Sell off way overdone on priced in news
[+5] u/Marshmallowmind2: Giving back all your gains doesn't feel as bad as losing from the start. You're back to where you were
[+5] u/pajaemainroad: I guess we're in a recession now
[+5] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: You can tell who is in cash lol
[+5] u/lifeiswutumakeit: Apologize to the Koreans🇰🇷 who have been doing the heavy lifting lately
[+5] u/Rich-Advertising-230: Back to green by open tomorrow would be hilarious
[+5] u/TroutDoors: All on black then let it ride. You guys are doing something different?
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: Only the USA would add 'hydration breaks' to change how soccer is played for that sweet sweet ad revenue.
[+5] u/9tacos: Zuck is like the kid picked last in sports 🤓
[+5] u/beerstearns: Gonna need to ask my wife’s brother for money again
[+5] u/Deep_Calls_007: 300 billion. Thats 15 billion blows. Each of us should suck old iranian dicks 50 times. Should be doable. USA USA. I think we should send the patriots first.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: All hail King Warsh! Leader of bears, prophet of Burry! 👑
[+5] u/Saeonic: I just realized my Spcx Put has one less day than I thought it did, Thanks Obiden.
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Has anybody read the MOU? It's fucking awful. This + triple witching + the Fed meeting today = significant likelihood we go down down down
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Who flooded WSB with these retard bear bots LMAO🤌
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: I didn't even realize SOFI dropped a full point in the last hour. Seems I'm destined to be a bag holder for all of 2026
[+5] u/mneymaker: Just want to point out that I will be a very happy man if RDDT breaks and runs beyond $190 the next few days
Thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/Wall_St_Bussy: Alright MSFT. This ain’t fucking cool anymore
[+5] u/trumpdiego: ##BREAKING: Iran just raised $300B fund. US Tech companies have been seen loading into jets to pitch for upcoming AI data centers.
[+5] u/amanj41: In case anyone was wondering my 7600 calls did not print today, and I paper handed my 7500 puts after the first reversal. Missed out on net \~25k profit
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Should i full port spcx when it hits 47?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: green AH tells me the drop was bs
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: If you don't already own a home good luck rates aren't coming down anytime soon
[+5] u/cannythecat: Market took 30 minutes after hours to forget about the rate hikes
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Why are all deals in the works and always temporary? Bro is a fucking menace LMAO
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: They ain’t raising shit
[+5] u/KroKart100: I’ve got 100 750c for tomorrow. Am I fuckdd
[+5] u/ziggyho: Luckily we got half the country that will sell this deal to America
[+5] u/tzuica_de_mar: if you think you're bad at trading remember there's a bunch of fucks out there who bought spcx at 225
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: While market collapses
$HOOD will carry my portfolio
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Sir please send the tweet that were replacing Warsh!
[+5] u/gwrichardson42: My Fed meeting take: You are on your own, don't expect help from the Fed going forward.
Also, the MU price target upgrade from DB was completely fucked over by this meeting.
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: So why are we back at last Friday levels?
[+5] u/Plastic_Heat_5797: WHEN A STOCKS PRICE TARGET KEEPS GETTING PUSHED HIGHER AND HIGHER BUT IT GETS BEATEN DOWN, YOU BUY IT AND HODL.
$AMZN 💰
[+5] u/Super_Illustrator_22: Gonna try to hold onto my spy calls expiring next Monday, I bought them halfway through today's crash, so hopefully the market recovers enough 🙏
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Look at SPY call volume. Fear is clearly not here yet.
[+5] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: This is not when u should think people r fearful, not yet
[+5] u/Civil-Fun2409: that was always a 1% chance of happening
[+24] u/IntrepidToday0: Breaking: Cuba has asked the United States to invade so they can get a deal similar to Iran’s.
[+24] u/Ok_Cry7572: Being jobless is temporary but the way people treat you when you’re broke and unemployed that pain stays forever.
[+23] u/Shoganai_Hito: Some guy back in college taught me about option trading; fuck that guy
[+22] u/jijitalk: Let me get this straight, 🥭 gave iran EVERYTHING and we still might get 2 rate hikes in 2026? LMAOOOOOOO
[+19] u/Deadsea3132: Bros, I fucking bought MSFT at $530. I’m never breaking even. Fuck this shit ass company
[+15] u/SkoomaJunki3: My wife told me to take out the trash, I said “shouldn’t there be a task force for that?”
She filed for divorce.
[+15] u/tiny_toof: Is it just me or did we not go down that much and everyone’s overreacting
[+15] u/DDGib: Full 200k port into SPCX tomorrow at open. Can’t wait to be a millionaire next week
[+14] u/sdanielsmith: Not one stock or ETF I own was up today. Not one. Very impressive. I don't think I've ever pulled that off before.
[+14] u/Horror_Lawfulness738: Once again last night everyone was screeching how green the market would be today
Now at close everyone screeching how red it will be tomorrow
This place truly knows nothing lol
Green we go
[+14] u/FeverTreeCloud: Can we go back to easy mode por favor
[+14] u/OkAlternative7705: I genuily have never seen any value stock that did good. Only stocks that went up are all non-profitable companies
[+14] u/dralva: So, we have to sell our souls to get wealthy
https://preview.redd.it/jde9zmswvw7h1.jpeg?width=3250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a152a75ab6af69ea9e4f729589b4ef7348879c0e
[+13] u/Deadsea3132: If you bought Microslop two years ago you would have no profit
[+13] u/ThisIsMyStocksAcct: I was up 1k and then down 400 in minutes. I really should've known there would be a sell off but I didn't think it would last.
I honestly don't know what to do tomorrow. I'm hoping meta keeps dropping, but otherwise I feel like if I buy puts it'll rise and if I buy calls it'll fall.
[+13] u/CJBlueNorther: I'm genuinely trying to understand what Warsh even said to make the market tank towards the end there
[+12] u/Valkorion335786: We've had 3 Fed Chairs before the release of GTA 6
[+12] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Gonna need a task force to help me recover from today
[+12] u/Unique-Confusion-296: Someone ask the Task Force if we are going up or down tomorrow.
[+12] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Just delist MSFT, CRM, NOW, and SOFI. They are never going up, investors should be protected
[+12] u/Expert_Ad_2137: When hype is over spcx will parabolic downward.
[+11] u/cryptohorn: I like this warsh fella
[+11] u/captainunderpants111: this truly is a market for just day trading. shits too choppy and fucked to hold anything more than a day let alone a couple hours
[+11] u/CigInside: We almost doubled our national debt since Powell took over. Speed running bankruptcy
[+11] u/2QuarterDollar: 🥭: tomorrow you need to undo whatever you did today
[+11] u/rumblecatz: I’m not one to complain much but this market has been pretty gay lately
[+11] u/Rare-ish_Birb: SPCX and TSLA better merge soon, Elon fanboys can't monitor two gaseous plays at the same time.
[+11] u/jiggolo420: Remember after liberation day when it was green for 6 months straight?
Can we get another of those pls?
[+10] u/yeahyoubored: 300 billion to Iran
Lololol
“It’s a gulf coalition”
Ok so ya UAE, Qatar, Bahrain, Kuwait, etc etc
Are just gonna pop over 300,000,000,000$ dollars as a reward for shooting ballistic missiles at their airports and bases
who the hell is buying that
US taxpayers on the hook, line, and sinker
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: US went from unipolar world hegemon to dollar store anglo Argentina in less than a decade
[+10] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: I mean TACO'ing is one thing, but this Iran deal is next level bussy.
[+10] u/pineapplekiwipen: i knew buying MSFT calls was a bad idea but i just had to get that baggie experience
[+10] u/ManBearPig_1983: https://preview.redd.it/p2zpu2e4xw7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5faa32c547e529f1ebf0e2653747c9a7e0329d9c
[+10] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Imagine you are Iran and your mom says she'd let you have signing authority on your billion dollar trust fund if you gave up smoking crack....and you never actually smoked crack. 😂
[+9] u/skymagic: we *best* be pumping +5% tomorrow to make up for today's scam selloff 😤
[+9] u/Ok_Yogurtcloset9708: Warsh not impressive bring daddy back!!!!!!!
[+9] u/jijitalk: Msft and meta fucked me up today. No lube or spit, just straight digging into my shit. Fuck me in the ass.
[+9] u/shepherd_eyes: Kevin Darsh pizza’d when he should have French fried
[+9] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the issue with the Iran situation for the US is:
\-Its self-inflicted
\-It completely fucked over US hegemony
\-An US ground invasion would sink the US further into the Empire collapse trajectory due to War debt, domestic anti-war sentiment and a bunch of already shitty macro indicators becoming even more shitty
\-Chickening out remains the only and most terrible option for the US.
[+9] u/FluffyLoveBall: Market is always gay when I come back to trade. Am I the top indicator? Should I just buy puts when I think of going back in?
[+9] u/Delicious_Put_5857: forming a task force to drink 2 bottles of wine tonight
i'll report back on my findings
[+8] u/dorkstar1: SNAP is a pile of shit , in terms of app as well as stock
[+8] u/cruisin_urchin87: Fuck I need a major sell off tomorrow for a hookers and blow weekend… come on puts
[+8] u/Ok_Cry7572: Why do some employers act like we work for anything other than to get paid?
[+8] u/Dbestinvest: I should’ve just deleted my app. Stock market is making me bipolar
[+8] u/Deadsea3132: If we had jpow we’d be green right now
[+8] u/Midnite_07: Green day tomorrow... Friday market is closed... It better be green day tomorrow..
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: where is the plunge protection task force
[+8] u/StonklordBenno: Bro wat the fuck is big tech even doing
[+8] u/photocopia: Bulls are the only ones keeping the market alive. Shit could collapse and they would put calls first thing in the am
[+8] u/Crazy-Being7729: Of all my shitty positions I’ve been holding , I did not think HOOD would pull through
[+8] u/Late_Company6926: Imagine if you had listened to yourself instead of getting influenced by regards on wsb
[+8] u/SeesawQuiet5620: ppl full ported spy calls at 739. what a play
[+8] u/DebtOk4461: Microsoft bags are heavy.
[+8] u/InspectorDabbit_: LOL a +2% SPY day tomorrow would absolutely CRUSH this subreddit since we all saw the blood in the water and loaded puts
Right, guys?
*right?*
[+8] u/Leather_Floor8725: This was not a “good day.” Warsh has already lost all credibility
[+8] u/WrexyWrex: Q: Did you see the Fed is holding rates?
🥭: It's alright. Whatever.
Q: And it looks like they might even raise them later this year
🥭: It could happen. I mean, it's hard to believe. It just keeps a country down.
[+8] u/2dazeTaco: Since there’s no crying at the casino I’m gonna just go outside 🤷
[+8] u/IlinistRainbow6: you guys need to start selling your msft calls at a loss for this stock to finally fly
[+8] u/Bichael-Murry: KEVIN "TOO LATE" WARSH
[+7] u/xInfinity962: Odds on Microsoft continously dumping like the piece of shit it is tomorrow?
[+7] u/zuziannka: Back at 750 tomorrow?
[+7] u/Joonypoo: Microsoft is such a piece of shit wow
[+7] u/Joonypoo: Microsoft about to be lapped by SpaceX in market cap LMFAOO
fuck u microsoft
[+7] u/2QuarterDollar: Michael Saylor: Never sell bitcoin. Because I want to sell first
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Diversification is key, that way you can see yourself lose money in multiple different ways
[+7] u/widerdog: software bulls make MU bears look smart
[+7] u/The_Patocrator_5586: I was thinking about jumping off a cliff.
[+7] u/Open-Lifeguard-3206: wtf happened from 245pm on. Why did I get absolutely merked -6k swing
[+7] u/Illustrious_Emu_9085: The answer to life is >!MSFT is down again today!<
[+7] u/Dear_Respond4522: The year is 2027. The elites name their kids ridiculous shit like imagine gay poots and indian food announcer. Europe declares war on turkey after realizing turkish delight was a joint psy op by CS lewis and the turkish foreign ministry.
Both sides are suffering heavy losses in a deadly stalemate and europe needs a hero. They call in their strongest warrior. Its mark wahlberg. Turkish people are technically asian; thats all he needed to hear. This summer only on paramount double plus.
[+7] u/mxcstar: I heard that interest rates *might* go up a bit sometime in the future. Because of this, I need to sell all my stocks right now. I am very smart.
[+7] u/letitgo99: Iran nuclear stays at "status quo". Great success, 🥭!
[+7] u/SINYACHTA: Immediately denied for a job, they remove the req, repost the req at 50k lower range, ask me to schedule an interview 😂😂😂
Yeah buddy I'm good.
[+7] u/LittleHoneydew3466: Market wasn’t buying 🥭’s bs but now that the deal is signed tomorrow will be green asf
[+7] u/Lower_Skin_3683: Fucking spam calls blowing up my voicemail
[+7] u/Locke_____Lamora: Let's not call him Kev dog ever again.
[+6] u/mardigrasmoker: Do people ever sell their contracts and immediately start cheering price in the opposite direction so they don’t have to bare the pain of watching their position become profitable? Or is it just me?
[+6] u/widerdog: the few day spcx market pump is over, now we will see tomato colours
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Elon going to spread TSLA x SPCX merger rumors in full force if SPCX ever has 1 more red day 🤌🏼
[+6] u/FluffyLoveBall: B u y t h e d i p. Spy 775 tomorrow
[+6] u/fisp_cowboy: Full port spy 750 calls
[+6] u/AdditionalMany1292: Your calls just got Warshed lmao
[+6] u/Rinolboss: Lets go croatia 🥳🥳 f em up
[+6] u/Choice-Ad-4235: I have to learn to take cash......😔
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: 70k in MSFT november 455 calls, wish me luck
[+6] u/TheDiplomat82: So. Who was buying SPCX at 230 the other day? Genuinely curious.
[+6] u/Mysterious_Spray_361: bought some $MSFT bags today, because....whatever....
[+6] u/Wide_Egg_5814: just buy the stock retards don't gamble the market moves irrationally to liquidate you
[+6] u/_AntiSaint_: This Iran deal is paper thin and trash. The war will resume soon and the MOU was only released to calm the fed’s outlook on oil (and thus inflation) and level out the markets in the interim.
I’ve cashed out of my 90-270 DTE long call winners and am sitting on 50% cash for - what I suspect - will be a “shock” when the fighting resumes in the next week. If you feel the fomo, just remember that profits aren’t only driven by increasing share prices… a well inputted cost basis is front loaded profit if your thesis still moves directionally correct.
[+6] u/Loose_Hornet4126: What's everyone whining about? We like 1.5% off ATH. Spy barely down, semis broke even.
[+6] u/JoocePop: I full ported 1DTE spy calls for tomorrow. Am I fuked???
[+6] u/Cat_From_Jupiter: What the fuck is a smart bird?
[+6] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: # Why do we still have this shitty new HUD?
[+6] u/Cockballzz: Did he say "Good afternoon" ?
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: Just got a reddit ad for Amazon, that was completely AI generated. Calls? Puts?
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >Iran’s Foreign Ministry spokesperson says the text of the MOU has probably been signed by the Iranian and U.S. presidents
"probably" is hilarious ngl
[+6] u/Madsen13140: My portfolio more embarrasing than Ronaldo's game
[+6] u/ddrsdght: Deal signed, surprise I’m gay
[+6] u/SupportMedium9487: happens everyday, its just the closing auction
[+6] u/Scarfaceb1tch: What kind of monster sleeps with socks on
[+5] u/100xOrBust: Hot take; everything is fine and your long dated puts are not going to print.
[+5] u/Friendly-Profit-8590: Kick myself for not closing out some options while they were still good
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: afterhours trading is all green 🤷🏻♂️
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: dont understand how oil can completely ignore iran being like yea we're def never doing the terms of this deal lol
[+5] u/Comfortable_Thing611: I will probably financially recover from this.
[+5] u/Gate2throw: Market literally showing it dont give a fuck. We back to 750 tomorrow
[+5] u/suspiciousswimming8: AI bols acting like they’re special rn because they’re green on the day.
bro, there’s a billion of us. it’s mostly value investors and options that got fukt
[+5] u/browsk: Who else gave back June gains today, I was so happy too lol
[+5] u/diefy7321: WSB: govt data is fake
Also WSB: omg, why is Fed going away from using govt data
Can’t this shit up how retarded you fucks are lmfao
[+5] u/octopus_serenader: 🎶 some of those that work task forces
are the same that burn golden crosses 🎵
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: asians gonna tank this overnight
[+5] u/fooish_moral: msft the new intel... just hold, it'll 5x in 25 years.
[+5] u/Ok-Path8057: Circuit breaker tomorrow
[+5] u/FluffyLoveBall: No more options. I will be responsible and only buy value stocks after researching graphs and trends. ( back to options to blow next check when it deposits)
[+5] u/whatsgoingonhonestly: Siri play the bagpipes
[+5] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Gonna go watch a Powell speech to feel something
[+5] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Gold can't catch a break. First the war. Now War-sh.
[+5] u/destroythemall6: SpaceX puts for a month out. Hype will pass quick and she'll dump.
[+5] u/TheBestintheWest11: my move is not to move these damn fingers anywhere near a damn phone
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: The homeless guy I bet on lost the weekly knife fight
Now I gotta take out the winner who is already proclaiming himself the Warrior God Almighty of 8th Avenue
[+5] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Got spy 100dte puts yesterday, up 25% today
[+5] u/Wobbebong: At this point I don’t even know whether I hate myself or the market
[+5] u/AbjectProcedure3589: Currently holding 80 spy 900 calls that expire 12/18. Down a significant amount today.
[+5] u/DDGib: DEAL SIGNED
LAMBOS IMMINENT
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: If Elon musks net worth is tied to his appeal. He must be the most appealing man in the world.
[+5] u/ButtholeAnalogy: Gonna be so green tomorrow
[+5] u/juicysmolliett: Hmm.. probably go to the gym, eat some breakfast... grab a black coffee
watch some sporting/world cup news, then head to Work... do some workk, probably get Lunch, do some more work
Leave for the day, sit in traffic, shower when I get home, make some Dinner or go out for food, watch some TV/anime, brush my teeth, go to bed
In that order
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: 🥭 calling JPOW to see if he wants to come back 😤
[+5] u/leshermes: last time the US & Iran had talks in Switzerland no deal was signed, what makes it a done deal this time? lol
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: A lot of charts look really ugly
[+5] u/b1gb0n312: Stocks have to go up. They need to go up. They must go up.
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Where’s the truth social pump tweet on this signing
[+5] u/kerrykingzgo-T: Holding a put over night, feeling kinda weird.
[+5] u/APointAndALine: Deal signed, we better pump
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers buy poots which technically means they work for MM's so they really aren't a part of the WSB family.
Also they're divorced so they really aren't a part of their own family.
[+5] u/samanthano: One of these day I'm going to learn to wait and buy calls at 3:59pm.
[+5] u/TakeThatBro: Ronaldo fans in shambles
[+5] u/meathook_martyy: It's about time for the bears to start making some money here.
[+5] u/javeliner10000: I sold spcx today, I'm just a paper handed trader
[+5] u/Murky-Gate7795: Prices were pumping shortly after Warsh spoke then sharply reversed and ended deep red. What’s up with that?
[+5] u/Cryogenx37: Can we get a new ticker named $JPOW and put all our monies in that instead
[+5] u/AcanthisittaScared30: rough day, guess we all have to go to work tomorrow
[+5] u/scooterhomeimprover: The strait is OPEN fellas. Oil is flowing! Why aren’t we happy?????????
[+5] u/Get_dat_money: Lotta money in those two demographics
[+5] u/version-two: Well I’ve got no fucking idea what to do tomorrow.
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: good night, sweet prince
[+16] u/LisaSu92: Truly is an end of an era with Jpow gone.
This new guy sounds fake as fuck with the way he talks like he’s putting on an act. What a fucking weirdo
[+14] u/CluelessTennisBall: I've been following the posts of several bears recently and when they start posting a lot I always buy calls. So far it's made more than my day job (I'm unemployed). Anyways, just loaded up on a shit ton of calls
[+13] u/NoGovernment7440: What are the odds Israel fucks this up?
[+13] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: BRING BACK THE FUCKING JPOW YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+13] u/Haikoe: 🥭Medicare for Iranians🤡
[+13] u/AKNJ907: Warsh not even a fraction of the man Mr. JPow is. Not good enough to drink his piss
[+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: **Your electronic funds transfer**
**(EFT) was successfully processed**
**From**
An account at JPMORGAN CHASE BANK, NA
**To**
Fidelity account ending in ####
**Amount**
$50,000.00
\*rubs hands together\*
[+11] u/legible_print: Once in Vegas at the Cosmopolitan, I was waiting in line at the banker cage at 6:30am while a guy got $20k counted out for him.
When it was my turn, I said, “Wow that guy won a lot huh?”
And the lady behind the counter said: “Shit, baby, that was a cash advance”
[+10] u/Veshino99: Deal signed ahead of schedule? Repump please
[+10] u/CEO_of_SOXL: 42 and so burnt out from work
[+10] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Mod here, only you can see this. You banned for life and lucky you weren't arrested after what you said
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Swiss cheese is the most underrated cheese
There I said it
[+9] u/Haikoe: 🥭 created global energy crisis, but solved luckily, by getting cucked by Iran
[+9] u/tombrady011235: My ex and I signed a memoriam of understanding
[+9] u/EnginrA: It’s now $425 billion 😳
[+9] u/mwesty25: Please 3% day. PLEASE
[+9] u/dacalo: Looks like I can exercise my flair soon.
\*rubs hands\*
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: I'm just glad this ancient feud is over, forever,
never to be fought again this is so great
😌
[+8] u/LadderAdmirable: Oil is going up after MoU signed news. LMAO.
[+8] u/Pepper_Thy_Angus: Tomorrows move: thoughts and prayers
[+8] u/sirkarmalots: Markets not impressed by this loser deal
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: I just know some regards actually bought puts at the very bottom today LMAO
[+8] u/GallopingIdiot: if we start dumping now we'd be entering a bear market. No way are they letting that happen.
[+8] u/Minute_Mood9798: Now I hope israel does no regarded stuff
[+8] u/ThanksDependent1001: So shake out and take everyone’s money. Flip the script and 3 percent plus day tomorrow. Got it 🗒️
[+8] u/ericcc1029: News is priced in all gains will fade by open
[+8] u/ChamaF: How do I invest in the Iranian stock market? I smell huge opportunity there.
[+8] u/jokull1234: “Warsh just crashed the market, quick leak that we signed the MOU with Iran”
It’s honestly wild that a 1% drop in the stock market makes us capitulate even harder to Iran lmao
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #taco: I KNOW I MADE FUN OF SLEEPY WHEN HE USED AUTOPEN, BUT ITS COOL WHEN I DO IT. CALLS ON DOCUSIGN. THANK U.
[+7] u/Fast-Reply6409: Lmao all the bols thinking we pump because we signed a deal that we knew we would sign since Monday
[+7] u/whitepug: Just when you thought inflation might be getting under control Iran confirms tolls are being charged LMAO
[+7] u/housemouse431: bad feeling about this, june is gonna be nasty.
[+7] u/Average_TechSpec: When market is red, microsoft is red, when market is green microsoft is red, when market is pooping... blame broadcom
[+7] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: QQQ might go -4% tomorrow
[+7] u/legible_print: 🥭 would interrupt his own bank robbery to sell the getaway car
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: The deal: This is not a deal
News: Peace deal signed ahead of schedule
[+7] u/neal_73: It's triple witch tomorrow. Dunno what to expect honestly.
QQQ please please go above 740. I promise I will never buy a call less than 100dte. I swear on my fckn life.
[+7] u/WordsHappenedHere: That whole sell off was fake af. If the market was selling off because of these alleged rate hikes, why tf were small caps and IWM down the least? It’s the most rate sensitive index. Just algos playing games.
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: Bols suddenly changed from: “*market doesn’t care about Iran*” to “*MoU is signed, bers r fuk*”. While omitting the fact that the dollar is plummeting and **9 out of 18 fed officials** want to hike rates.
[+7] u/isolated-cat: openAI went from "non-profit" to "for profit" , though they remain profitless. burned billions of dollars
now they gonna beg to the public with this IPO, for some more to burn
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Is this pumping because they signed the deal? The same deal that was supposed to be done already anyway? So it’s pumping on that again? What a fucking ridiculous joke. But I’m glad so I could buy QQQ puts in the morning.
[+7] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Breaking News. Greenland is now asking 🥭 to invade to receive the same deal Iran got.
[+7] u/nebula504: Buying puts at end of the day was a mistake
[+7] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Can we open the market friday
[+7] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: Nowhere do I see "talk to a woman"
[+6] u/RjBloxks: It’s always the assholes named Kevin
[+6] u/Over-Celebration-168: The language matters and tone matters and Warsh was very bad on both, even if the rates were kept steady , he sounded like he hiked the rate.
[+6] u/guccioli: Koreans will dutifully pump again only for the lazy eurotards and amerifats to dump smh
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: Banbets do not actually ban now? wtf
[+6] u/ymi2f: Warsh destroying the global economy was already priced in.
[+6] u/Exciting_Day4155: Just applied to clean toilets at SpaceX instead of Wendy's. Wish me luck.
[+6] u/Blyadhole: Get this Kevin Washed fraud out of here. His voice sounds bearish af.
~~Good afternoon~~
~~My colleagues and I~~
~~Squarely focused~~
~~Benefit of the American people~~
[+6] u/oldprecision: Hope bears enjoyed their 2 hours today.
[+6] u/LadderAdmirable: War is over. Let's get to 800 SPY
[+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Pumped like 3 times already on the same news
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: The Koreans are going to rampage on this war news later tonight
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: how are futes green wtf
[+6] u/vCharged: Huge breaking news... no one saw this coming, but you guys.... the war... is over.... Not sure if anyone knew this. This was DEFINITELY not priced in. Wow!
[+6] u/Chrolak: Any chance this AH pump holds into tomorrow?
[+6] u/Awesome____Sauce: They really milking this MOU stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if it becomes a weekly occurrence
[+6] u/Abject_Wish_3787: Fake sell off recovered already and bears are posting memes that BOLS RIP
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Ber meat on the menu tonight 🍽️🐻🥩
[+6] u/plumpypenguin: MU, if you could actually pump and hold those gains during market hours instead of AH that would be great, thanks
[+6] u/linnanetheman: I genuinely need to delete robinhood and stop losing money, i’m down 85% this year
[+6] u/CluelessTennisBall: Choose your character:
"Whoever thought the dump today was real is regarded lmao, futes are PUMPING BEAR R FUK"
OR
"LMAO back down we go, bulls rugged hard futes r fake and black (happy juneteenth) Monday confirmed. BULLS R FUK!!"
[+6] u/isoldbitcoinat3k: What do you mean, you people?
[+6] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: *furiously starts doing press-ups*
[+6] u/llasar17: he didnt say good afternoon!
[+5] u/wet_Tap_5578: My move? panic sell everything
[+5] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: Anyone buying MSFT or META here? Holy moly 😳
[+5] u/whitepug: If I ever learned anything in life its dont get married to something that fucking hates you LMAO
[+5] u/AeneasKurtz: Remember when I said [I bought $MX at $5.73 and that I thought I'd never see that price ever again?](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1u7of66/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_june_17_2026/os1zrwc/)
I left a sell order at $5.74 before opening.
$MX peaked at $5.73.
It's $5.00 after hours.
This is, far and away, ***the worst year of my life***. Everything I touch turns to shit. Completely.
[+5] u/ercanbas: Making my way downtown warshing fast
[+5] u/miata_only: We'll all miss Jerome. As soon as he walked onto the stage he would light up the whole room. He never had a light bulb or anything but somehow just through sheer tyranny of will he could illuminate a room.
[+5] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: But like for real everybody load up on puts tomorrow but not everybody cuz then is going to skew shit and then it's not going to work the way it should and then the SEC isn't going to do anything about it so like let's maybe just chill the fuck out let me buy my puts
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: I think we see $700 before $775
[+5] u/xShadow7: guys can we rally here and get spacex tomorrow up to $216? can we all agree on this?
[+5] u/big_chestnut: honestly if i were a trillionaire i would just cause rapid inflation as i gambled away on 0dtes
[+5] u/PlaysWthSquirrels: Just survived at least my 8th round of layoffs in the last 2+ years! Feelin' lucky, someone give me something worth rolling the dice on!
[+5] u/Blyadhole: I already miss JPow's voice.
*Good afternoon*
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: goddamn baba down another 3%, broke the 2014 high
[+5] u/stupidber: Fuck Kevin Warsh how dare you stand where he stood??!
[+5] u/oldprecision: Mango is going to TACO hard on the MOU within a week, prove me wrong.
[+5] u/Ok_Passage7069: Who tf is paying the 300 billion lmaoo
[+5] u/Utilize3372: If you didnt know market was closed Friday you're probably a racist red hat
[+5] u/Still-Jackfruit2787: may i expect SPCX crashing tomorrow?
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: They signed a memorandum outlining the concept of a formal binding agreement to be signed at a later date
Not a joke that’s actually what happened
[+5] u/Delicious_Stomach278: Bottom is in, release the koreans/ unleash the bers margin calls
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: How much did we pay Iran
[+5] u/nknk_3: Prepare for war after 60 days. Iran is not going to give up their nuclear ambitions
[+5] u/nebula504: The difference between the announcement of the deal Sunday vs today is uncanning, still expect this to go to red by open
[+5] u/Outrageous_Method432: 755$ spy callssssss tomorrow is the lotto ticket
[+5] u/TranzitBusRouteB: I understand this sub trashes MSFT but I’m calling it, $380 is too low, can’t go much lower from here
[+5] u/AGigatonicxs: I notice its always green in non market hours then dumps, why is markets so gay latly ?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: That is an insane down-and-to-the-right move for software the last few weeks. Holy shit. Ultimate destruction.
[+5] u/Affectionate-Idea690: 😂 they are trying to pump it again. 😂 SMH stonks only go up. Markets closed Friday so tomorrow we either Shrek or get a Satan cock
[+5] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Inflation is it and will not be as bad as it was 2022-2024. But the markets will definitely be in bear territory. Why? Because rn all the big boys are borrowing money and that is about to become more expensive. All that capex spending will slow down. Ans that might be a good thing long term. However, this is a great time to add to your retirement account. If you are look for a play, I’d get puts against some of the bloated whales spending high on capex. 2022-2024 was a great time to be a bear. But odds are ER will continue to show positive results. Truly could benefit from being a bull and a bear
[+5] u/Papa-orca: Head and shoulders top SPX? ask Burry 🤔
[+5] u/GloomyMembership4197: Thursday is a new Friday
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: These past few months feel like an acid trip
[+5] u/ParIsTheStar: MSFT go up 5.5% tomorrow to about $400 a pop for no reason. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: Haven’t seen any justification for META plummeting 5%
[+5] u/soapchewer2: So after reading over the mou… it’s basically another ceasefire? All the important issues have 60 days to be discussed with possibility of no outcomes / restarting of the war ? Am I missing something ?
[+5] u/theprodigy107: Warsh puts investors in the spin cycle
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I dunno man, vibes trading is way more fun than math trading
[+5] u/jyohnyb: Stocks always go up and down but they never move left. Coincidence?
[+5] u/Strict-Hearing-177: At least we can now pronounce WARSHINGTON correctly
[+5] u/BanAccount8: He didn’t even say thank you yet
[+18] u/Worried_Quarter469: New executive order: IRS being renamed the Iran Revenue Service
[+18] u/Provolone-Jones: To recap: 🥭 constantly manipulated the price of oil down to avoid domestic outrage. 🥭 then surrendered because we were going to run out of oil due to him manipulating the price down. What an absolute masterclass.
[+18] u/Objective_Back_2581: 4.2% inflation and the market was actually hoping for a rate cut. LMAO. Psychotic delusion.
[+17] u/Boheed: At this rate, the US is gonna be bombing Israel alongside Iran and Syria
[+15] u/Worried_Quarter469: There was no way 🥭 was signing the deal on Juneteenth
[+14] u/neariced: bers will get so fuk tomorrow
[+13] u/Space_Miner6: Cant wait for all this AH pump to vanish instantly tomorrow morning
[+12] u/Boheed: Netanyahu is eating the biggest, sloppiest shit sandwich right now
[+12] u/Xx360StalinScopedxX: My date cancelled tonight so I’m debating if I should get extremely high and just do a bunch of cardio to forget about it.
[+12] u/CardiologistEqual336: remember when people thought they were getting $2k stimmy checks? 🤣
[+12] u/whitehypeman: "we're gonna give them $300b and they'll be like, please, sir, we can't keep winning, we're winning too much."
[+12] u/dylanx5150: I'm gonna start referring to WSB as my Investment Task Force.
[+11] u/TheNicestRedditor: Lol they “signed” the MoU after hours to try to save this fucking mess
[+11] u/Select-Roll-4041: So global oil prices got fucked, we pay THEM 450 billion, and instead of lowering rates we might get 2 hikes. Art of the deal 😏
[+11] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude fuck goddamn MSFT and AMZN. Guess what 2 MAG7 stocks I'm balls deep in because they're "uNdeRVaLueD"????
FUCK YOU CUCKASS AMZN AND MSFT, YOU DUMB FUCKS CAN'T GO UP TO SAVE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. HOW THE FUCK DID I BUY AT THE LITERAL FUCKING TOP.
[+11] u/falling_knives: Mango used a stop loss on this war.
[+10] u/Incognadeau: Sell the news, that the USA just surrendered to Iran and they are 4 weeks from running out of oil
[+10] u/Quixotus: 50% of FOMC members want a rate hike.
Let that sink in.
[+10] u/KYEEZY98: Wendys is worth 1B while Mcdonalds is worth 200B. All while Wendys has the superior menu. wtf
[+10] u/_Netgirth: Remember when the US surrendering to Iran was a meme
[+10] u/Boheed: France just followed Germany and cancelled their Palantir contracts. UK is rumored next. And then it's very probable that the Palantir sensor net NATO is building to deter Russia will be replaced by some other (European) enterprise.
[+10] u/Noxta_: Yeah I’m done with options now even with the occasional win my mental health is beyond cooked
[+9] u/svpa3991: So mango forgot markets are closed Friday so they had to sign the deal ahead of schedule lmaoo fk it I’ll take it
[+9] u/Comfortable733: You could always ask Co-Pilot what to do with your MSFT bags 🫵🤡
[+9] u/Catherine_S1234: Bear markets are better because the memes are better
[+9] u/jroth55: I’d let Epstein, Bill Gates, 🥭 and Steven Hawking run a train on me at the Island if we could have a +3% day tomorrow
[+9] u/LetItATV: Warsh Task Forces = WTF
[+9] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Reports say that Iran will also be getting Amazon prime and a Costco membership as part of deal
[+8] u/ThermalChaser: We're gonna need a bigger plane with all these cash pallets.
[+8] u/Lostmymindandmoney: If we’re being honest. We lost the war that we started. Bullish
[+8] u/Guilty_Ad_8433: Missiles gonna fly overnight
[+8] u/aftherith: What if for Juneteenth we kept the market open but we gave black traders one free 0DTE?
[+8] u/Meteyu32: After averaging down 6/18 SOFI puts all day like a regard and selling them just before close for a $6k gain after they were down $4k before Walsh created all his tasks forces, I feel like I should probably just sit out tomorrow.
I mean, I won’t. But I should.
[+8] u/FuckedUpImagery: Ber dont like V because they 🌈
[+8] u/falling_knives: So the war is over, right? Just had to pay $300 billion. Oil under $60 when?
[+8] u/Allout-Okarun: The market gets a three day weekend and I don’t. That’s brutal
[+8] u/Double_Anybody: $300b, immediate dropping of sanctions, letting Iran & Oman charge a toll … is the prez actually regarded
[+8] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: MU, SNDK and WDC just spotted holding hands and whimsically frolicking on Wall Street over the carcasses of what appears to be bears.
[+8] u/rottenfence: Market realizing it might’ve over reacted lol
[+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: It’s my dogs 14th birthday on Monday 😓
[+7] u/Technical-Truth-4640: How many stupid bears decided to buy puts AFTER that big drop lmao
[+7] u/Evander85: “Markets shake off peace deal and dive on rate hike fears” - 10am tomorrow
[+7] u/kingoftheoneliners: 3 months of fantasyland TACO tweets unwound by 1 real world Fed meeting.
[+7] u/McKoijion: I kinda want to cheat on my wife with the babysitter. But my entire family would be furious with me. I know, I'll create a task force for that. Remember, marital stability is my top priority.
[+7] u/SoloOutdoor: I think 5 shots is probably enough for a Wednesday
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: Plz announce despite having deal, talks are also going well.
[+7] u/riteofpass: Deal signed, massive green day tmrw right guys
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: If Congress didn’t vote for the war and didn’t sign the deal to end the war, did the war even happen?
[+7] u/thermalstress: We need some wine with protein
[+7] u/rottenfence: 🥭 seemed oddly care free about Warsh potentially raising rates.. I have a sneaky suspicion he knows the new metrics will show inflation creeping down and we will go from raising rate doom to cutting rate euphoria. In the coming weeks he will post on Truth a chart/metric they’re using and celebrate inflation coming down post ‘war’.
[+7] u/ajibtunes: Unconfirmed reports that Alaska is to be handed over to Iran as part of the deal
[+7] u/pembaThePanda: I have 757 calls expiring tomorrow. Terrible move. Down 112k on it
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: This is just another fake ceasfire with extra seasoning
[+6] u/neaturee: Ber fukkkkttttttttttttt
[+6] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: wonder where the random number generator lands for SPCX tomorrow
[+6] u/PrudentAd4342: Now it’s up to the Chinese to decide my fate
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: I thought a schizophrenic gay homeless man was trying to talk to me. Turned out to be a ber trying to convince me to buy puts.
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: I bought AMZN june 29th $245 call at highest price for today and sold at lowest price for today. Generational talent.
[+6] u/hallett21: Operation Warsh Speed
[+6] u/FacebangsTucans: If no one’s going to assign a task force to these beers I’ll do it my damn self
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: OPEN THE CASINO!!!!!
(foaming at the mouth)
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: So basically in 🥭s mind he got Iran to sign this so he could get oil out and do his usual backtrack and change the terms stuff. But left Iran in charge of opening it which they have forever to do and will drag their feet. Truly a masterclass in shart of the deal
[+6] u/falling_knives: I'd be shocked if Mango doesn't complain about not getting the Nobel Peace prize for ending the war he started.
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bruh MU and SNDK just keep adding insult to injury every fucking day
[+6] u/Fun_Investment1101: There’s too much useless shit on the daily threads ticker board, just throw up the 20 most popular and cut the rest who gives a fuck about a user leaderboard
[+6] u/CMTTrader: QQQ -1% market hours. +1% After-hours 🤔🤔🤔
[+6] u/onerandomcomputerguy: If Trump doesn't immediately give the new Fed chair the nickname Kevin "Too Harsh" Warsh, it will be a generational fumble
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: soooo +2% or +3% tomorrow?
[+6] u/Clackamas_river: I am watching my port go up. MU pumping after hours up 40 points already.
[+6] u/DryBicycle5629: I’m a piece of shit and a loser, lost over $125k on MSFT in the last two weeks.
[+5] u/riteofpass: I miss the days of double digit pumps on the regular
[+5] u/No_Cod972: My portfolio is anemic compared to what it once was.
[+5] u/greytrades329: I lost all my money today can't do anything tomorrow but 0DTE calls on MU on Friday
[+5] u/CD274: A billion of who's us
[+5] u/Character_Set3454: There's bullions of us's bro don't let them get you down king
[+5] u/Ok_Battle5814: What a stupid overreaction to shit we already knew
[+5] u/SignificancePast9872: Pumping into the long weekend
[+5] u/Low_Philosopher_7501: I have SPY calls, so feel free to print with puts.
This has been a regard service announcement.
[+5] u/heresmykey: Why did JPOW not cut rates ? ? ?
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Tomorrow indexes following down will have to buy spcx.
Billions of inflow . Easy 250 Tomorrow
[+5] u/patmccock86: How blood red are the markets on open tomorrow? 1%? 2.5%?
[+5] u/IRunFast24: Do we have time to form a task force to confirm tomorrow will be big red?
[+5] u/LordDarthRasta: The futes appear to be feutting
[+5] u/LarsTarkas: US spreading hole for Iran is bullish
[+5] u/Noxta_: I got baited so hard into taking put sheesh it’s so joever
[+5] u/BFox1982: Who needs a Bloomberg terminal when you have the new chart in the daily thread? 🤩
[+5] u/Mysterious-Device-53: It's funny to think that this market pumped right through a "war", now it will pump even harder bc war's over.
Doesn't make sense, but I'll be the first to say "there's no place for logical thinking in this market"
[+5] u/Icy-Dimension2914: MU going crazy after hours
[+5] u/Total-Savings6385: Listen here you fat gay fucks
[+5] u/tocinoman: Genuinely nervous for futures reopen and the Asian session tonight. Help me, Tom Cruise
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Also that was the worst fed speech I ever heard but we have a task force for that. Me busting nuts yep task force for that!!!! You get a task force you get a task force
[+5] u/McKoijion: Iran World Cup soccer jerseys are sold out on many major retail websites. Supply issue or demand issue? 🤔
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: 🥭 literally said he expects the market to keep going up, everything he has said is a lie lmao
[+5] u/CaptainSt0nks: SpaceX almost being worth more than MSFT is a complete joke
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: SPY was down 1.25% today and by some miracle, my memefolio was up 2K thanks to ARM.
[+5] u/cgonz15: META to $600 by tomorrow morning thank you for your attention to this matter
[+5] u/No-Put2311: Late Bers are about to get hunted tomorrow
[+12] u/Ok-Adeptness6444: QQQ 🚀🚀🚀 (after that fucking massacre lol)
[+11] u/SmallCapsOnly: Wow, glad the 2.5 hour bear market is finally done 😥
[+10] u/OG_L0c: Futures are mooning because I panic sold all my shit near close
[+10] u/PlayerPlayer69: Just need a 1% day tomorrow for my $746 calls to 4x.
Let’s fucking go guys please.
[+10] u/falken2023: When you watch that G7 press conference and you look at Rubio you can see that he knows his career is over. 🤣🤣
[+10] u/StocksStormTrooper: I bet our black brothers are happier if stock market is open Friday.
[+9] u/JellyfishFestival: If the market was just overnight futures traders the Nasdaq would be at 250,000 and the PE would be 1,500
[+8] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: In light of the reparations🥭is conceding to the Iranians, Greenland has reconsidered it's stance on being invaded.
[+8] u/kemar7856: Gambling has ruined sports
[+7] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: gapping up tomorrow dickheads
[+7] u/Ceyenne18: anyone not following the Iran war and read the MOU would think that Iran won and US surrendered
[+7] u/DramaticDirection292: How is the market up 1.2% in after, after hours (overnight)
[+7] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: Korea for the fucking win tonight
[+7] u/hendobets: I’m the gay ber that held his spy puts expiring tomorrow💀
[+7] u/Micro-so-soft: So Iran and Us soccer teams can potentially meet up if they both place second in their groups on JULY 3rd!!! The eve of America 250th anniversary.
Tell me this not a simulation.
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Markets hate uncertainty more than actual bad news
[+7] u/TheEagleDied: That’s not the Koreans, surely a lot of Koreans are playing the game, but these are US institutions which control the direction the market takes. Not the other way around.
[+6] u/dynamic-burrito: Holy futes. BERS lmfao
[+5] u/get_da_maney: We getting ATH tmrw aren’t we
[+5] u/powertrippingmod67: I have never learned from my mistakes ever
[+5] u/papichuloya: Buying msft now is generational wealth
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: wow bers. ded again.
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: What if the big AI models end up like cell phone plans?
Some people subscribe to Gemini, some to Claude, others to GPT. They pay their $100 a month for a service that some say is better or worse but is largely the same as the others.
That's nice but that's also Verizon or T-Mobile or Spectrum. Not exactly sexy growth companies.
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Hope you didn't panic sell
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: Gemini pro 3.1 insisting a lie is true when its easily something you can google, with google grounding enabled.
Gemini flash telling me the correct answer right away.
This ai shit not too reliable
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: A lot of smart people have realized there’s no chance rates are going up. Algos are being reprogrammed as we speak. Danger is to the upside.
[+5] u/Fast_Garlic_5639: We’ll get a war’s over tweet at 8 so Asia can fund the pump overnight
[+5] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: MU and SNDK the most expensive penny stocks ever I swear
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Frieza really just stood there for 30 episodes and let goku use the energy ball on him huh
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Thanks Asia for the V
[+5] u/nivix_zixer: Had a chance to sell all for 800 today. Instead I decided to hold and closed the day at -300.
Fbekshavav
[+5] u/E39_CBX: SPCX will need to be bought by all funds that track NDX by next week. Only problem is that just 5% of the float is actively being traded. There are not enough shares on the market for all the funds to by. This should lead to a nice squeeze, likely $500 minimum by July. 🕺
[+5] u/Hammered_Time: Can this task force turn my port from red to green please
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: WSB has reached peak hyperbole, but what does that mean for my calls?
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: i said it 100 times. theyre going to talk about raising rates. not actually raise them. same affect without torching the country actually.
[+5] u/throwaway09234023322: I don't trust this market.
[+5] u/HandsomeWithHorns: Only lost $35 today... Guess it's not that bad. I have to start using hot keys. Missed a hidden position on L2
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: My favourite past time is making fun of MSFT bag holders, those bags are heavier than my momma damn
[+5] u/SuperbSandwich: You sure they’re not referring to .json files?
[+15] u/Dry_Bar_4965: OMG I BOUGHT 300 SHARES of SpaceX at $215!!!!!
[+14] u/spellbadgrammargood: Market shouldn't be closed on Juneteenth, since we are all slaves to the market.
[+14] u/Lower-Condition-4104: Yeah I bought the dip and yes I’m going to win again tomorrow. This is so easy lmao
[+12] u/Christiano97: Market will just go up forever at this point really
[+10] u/InternationalTop2410: >Elon Musk has made more money in the last 24 hours than Warren Buffett in his entire lifetime
This is so fucked up
[+10] u/Namerflop: One more "the war is over" pump for the road
[+10] u/wildcatasaurus: Today I was a Bear. Tomorrow I am a Bull.
[+10] u/pink_ego_box: Fox News saying "Mango is on a victory lap" LMFAO
What has been achieved? Iran won the war, still controls the strait, showed that the greatest Navy in the world can lose to $10K moped drones, and oil is not only still more expensive than before but Bessent future shorting essentially gave out to the rest of the world a discount on US strategic reserves that they now have to replenish at $80/bbl
[+9] u/naturelovaaa: SPY +2% possible tomorrow?
[+9] u/claytondpark: Kinda getting sick of watching only semi/memory/ai stocks rip up and down 10% everyday tbh...
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: Theres no way it opens at 753 lmao 😐
[+8] u/Standard-Top-5942: This deal is insane. You just have to compare what Iran was willing to offer before the war.
They were always willing to offer immediate suspension of enrichment, backed by JCPOA style monitoring, for sanctions relief. Then they made a whole new round of concessions the day before the negotiating team was murdered, basically a Venezuela style surrender where all oil sales would pass through a US controlled escrow account, so the US could at any point cut off state revenue, without having to rely on secondary sanctions, and also get a clear window into Iranian state finance, making it harder to fund Iranian allies.
Now it’s vague promises about some time in 60 days looking at maybe dealing with existing highly enriched material. All to be dealt with in country, not shipped out.
A commitment to sanctions relief, oil sales on the open market with immediate effect, and release of $25B in Iranian funds, sitting in banks around the world too afraid of American sanctions to pay their Iranian counterparts.
A $300B rebuilding fund being floated - and I’m guessing here’s where the Hormuz tolls will come in, collected in a joint Omani-Iranian fund, maybe controlled by Qatar, with a commitment to use the revenue to repair damage to Iranian infrastructure.
When you fight a war and your negotiating position gets worse, you lost that war. Also we murdered thousands of civilians including school children.
[+8] u/BenisSpaghetti: I'm in my 30's and sometimes I see a fan and I want to talk into it so I can sound like a robot. 🤖
[+8] u/dune2350: finally unbanned. never mention the strait of hormuz and the orientation of bers in the same sentence or reddit suspends.
[+8] u/Micheal_Hancho: # "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! THIS MARKET IS A SCAM! INFLATION GOING UP AND NOW I CANT AFFORD TO BUY MCDONALDS ANYMORE! WAR IS NOT OVER! SPCX NOT A REAL COMPANY!!!!! YOU'LL SEE! THE CRASH IS COMING! ANY DAY NOW SPY IS GOING TO $100 AND NVDA IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! 😭😡🤬"
\-Bears
[+7] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Lol, whoever bought puts after FOMC is fucked.
[+7] u/baadllama_ghost: market retard mode back on
[+7] u/OnceALoser: Last time when Nasdaq had this high short interest, it jumped 6% in 15 days.
[+7] u/BiblicalAss: life makes more sense when you're unemployed
[+7] u/VictoryAggravating51: Warsh hawkish is a net positive for the market helth wait 1 week
[+7] u/ai___________: Each of us owned $1000 to the Iranians lmao
[+7] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: That dip before market close was scary. Buying calls after that dip was even scarier. Hopefully that was the right move. 🤞
[+6] u/ForcesEqualZero: So fed says gdp grows at 2.4% and core inflation is above 3%... doesnt that mean the economy sucks and 🐻 is smart?
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I need SPY $762, bruh.
[+6] u/Superandrewable_: https://preview.redd.it/nsqqvu2ivx7h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=786123d1b7ccca763b54380e04b004733aa58020
This makes me want to stop options
[+6] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Trump signed iran deal. War for now is over.. we should open up GREEN tomorrow right?… bullish!
[+6] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Now that everything that was supposed to be bullish is over, it’s time for the big tech agglomerates to continuing vacuuming up money while the smaller companies bleed into eventual bankruptcy
[+6] u/Jimbeauxer: I’m not greedy. Just want to make enough to buy a good quality milking table. Tired of this $12 temu lawn chair with a hole cut in it.
[+6] u/nordik1: i think the longest ber victory in 2 months has been about 1 day
how could anyone ber at this point lol embarrassing
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: ProShares MANGOS ETF
[https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1174610/000117461026000355/f45575d1.htm](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1174610/000117461026000355/f45575d1.htm)
[+6] u/GuyFaulks77: Spy ATH end of week! The war is over!
[+6] u/RJ5R: lol and right back to 7600
get ready for the next dump which will happen on friday night federal holiday
[+6] u/plantsarehealthy: Imagine thinking we will close red when futures are up 1%
[+6] u/No-Plankton9514: SOME DIRTY LITTLE MUSTARD SPAMMING DOWNVOTES , I HOPE THE ALGOS COME TOUCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP
[+6] u/nordik1: SPCX BOYS ITS BEANS AND RICE FOR AWHILE WE'LL BE BACK THO
[+6] u/Deeznutzsgotcha: DRAM must be the real deal....
https://www.benzinga.com/trading-ideas/movers/26/06/53266186/apple-will-raise-prices-due-to-soaring-memory-costs-ceo-tim-cook-says-this-is-a-100-year-flood?utm_source=robinhood.com&utm_campaign=partner_feed&utm_medium=referral
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: Mu earnings next week?
[+6] u/POWRAXE: **UNLEASH THE KOREANS!!!**
[+6] u/BlitzComet95: SPY hits 755 tomorrow and I’m gonna be a DEMON this weekend
[+6] u/BLVCKYOTA: Method man is the only person to ever pull off a kangol bucket hat.
[+5] u/-IQ200: I’ll be in audible shambles if SPY gets 749+ overnight. Booked a -60% loss on 1dte calls, I don’t need to see this rebound into the green.
[+5] u/LowWind7998: Sony under $20 soon?. I’m game.
[+5] u/twat_muncher: Futes ripping and you're black pilling?
[+5] u/stonksf: Should I buy 1 million in msft leaps in my iras
Could easily 100% gain on them
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Crash canceled. Bears fucked.
[+5] u/__nameless____: I put a limit sell way over the top just for fun, and it hit. The koreans never disappoint.
[+5] u/Creative-Process-789: RKLB and ASTS leading the space sector again and the bandwagon space stocks struggling to hold on or dying.
Balance has been restored
[+5] u/Antiwhippy: >BOJ raises rates.
>Yen actually gotten weaker since then
Lol
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: "sell in may and go away" every year I never listen
[+5] u/No-Plankton9514: BREAKING NEWS MANGO SIGNED THE AGREEMENT WITH HUNTER BIREN'S AUTOPEN!!
[+5] u/spellbreaker: The crazy thing is that I 4x on 0dte SPY puts between 3:15 and 3:30 but if I had held them for another 10 minutes they would have been like 10x.
Oh well pigs get slaughtered and also I got cooked on some other plays today so it's kind of a wash
[+5] u/Tokenized-Air: !banbet SPCX +5% 23h
[+5] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: I need a measly +10% on spy. Willing to give handies between bagging fries
[+5] u/SPAC_Enthusiast: Bro I went from up 1.7% portfolio to -.8%. In 30 minutes. What the FKKKKK
[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: Wow that was amazing, I love the new warshing machine
[+5] u/Witty293: Nflx...what piece of sh*t. I got shares but that slow bleeding death last months sucks balls.
[+5] u/PossibleLack835: MSFT IS STILL WORTH 2.8T ??? DOES THAT MEAN IF I SHORT IT TO 0 I WILL BE A BILLIONAIRE?
[+5] u/Yottahz: With the world on the verge of AGI and everyone owning 3 tvs and 4 cell phones, why can't we trade options 24/7? Why does the casino have to close?
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: NBIS $320 & MU $1200 tomorrow 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Dependent-Media-1857: planning to build neclear weapon. send 300b to stop me
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Blew up my casino port 8 days in a row.
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Is this a sell the news event since it was already stated that he would sign the mou today.
[+5] u/Fun_Training6342: QQQ blasting in the after hours... Back to the price of yesterdays premarket.
[+5] u/sck178: Warsh warsh'ed bol gains
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: After being down -13.5k, I am proud to say I am finally positive YTD. Loud and Proud 🌈🐻💅
[+5] u/whodowhodo: Do you sometimes post 20 super retarded things and then when you get a notification for upvotes wonder which one you dumbasses loved?
[+14] u/seanr96: Pump this shit to 760 asap
[+13] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Gambling your life savings in stocks - just guy things
[+13] u/Certain_Guide_1481: Guys a task force just showed up to my house and said I have the worst portfolio they’ve ever seen
[+12] u/Youlittle-rascal: Moving in with my gf of 3 months am I retarded or genius? Rent cut in half
[+12] u/IndependentUsual7444: Market doesn't care if it's a bad deal
[+11] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Just got off work and catching up on this deal
pretty fucking catastrophic. We’re paying them to “reopen” and charge tolls? Lmao
[+10] u/Napster-mp3: If you just Google “Data centers” and click on News, it’s wild reading the headlines around the country
[+9] u/generaledamame: Bols win sum, bers win sum
Symphony of gains
[+9] u/PopularCut4124: I’m loving this humiliating surrender
[+9] u/gravedigger997: Everything EXCEPT MSFT GREEN TOMORROW
[+9] u/yeedub: even the bulls have to admit these pumps are bullshit
[+8] u/FireInTheRing: I sold HOOD at 110 to buy Microsoft at 378
Thank me later, HOOD buls
[+7] u/These-Shoulder8017: Everything is good for stocks. War, surrender, reperations.
[+7] u/diunay_lomay_a: Wtf is this shit. Dumped hard to shake out the bulls and get the bers in. Now its pumping
Just killing everyone
[+7] u/Contango-withme: At the end of the day I just want someone to laugh with. That’s why I come here.
[+7] u/Actual-Reporter4435: How r bers consistently so wrong yet so confident
[+7] u/Even-Square-6246: Of all the WSB bros here I gotta be the most broke
[+7] u/Weekly_One8412: head over to r/oil (aka shambletown) for tonight's entertainment.
[+7] u/MrNo_Balls: I wish we could just buy Starlink without having to buy all the other garbage it comes packaged with.
[+7] u/mousepop321: How do I get the job of blurring all the butt holes on naked and afraid?
[+7] u/Ok-End-3213: Why are futures ripping?
[+7] u/Premier_Legacy: SpaceX red today, so has to be gren tomorrow
[+7] u/Human_Quantity_6820: Calls tomorrow. Stocks gonna regain 80-85% of shed losses today.
[+6] u/Snoo56029: Shrek dong at open !!!
[+6] u/grantern2: I could literally have hundreds of thousands of dollars more than I have not if I just didn’t click the sell button
[+6] u/NYC31410: No way Welsh hikes rates.
[+6] u/Bravadette: Someone is downvoting the shit out of yall 💀
[+6] u/stuntondeezh0es: “But sir, what about the Epstein files”
“So anyway, I started blasting Iran again”
[+6] u/PerformanceWorth767: Shoulda bought more NBIS when I had the chance
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Markets when they realize after hours they already knew about the interest rates:
[+6] u/FireInTheRing: If META went down 75% in 2021, it can go down 75% in 2026
[+6] u/SafeNeighborhood3823: You bought SPCX at 220 and it shows
[+6] u/TShippy: This casino app is crazy dude wtf
[+6] u/Rajiiin: Paying suscription to watch option flow has been one of the least ratrded investment i have done . Feel less blind to moves
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Can we redo the negotiations with Iran but this time 🥭 negotiates from the Iranian side
[+6] u/0DTEKing: Korea Opens and boom 1% up 😂😂😂 they trade it like Penny stocks
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: Nobody wanted anything to do with the market when it was $100 cheaper a few hours ago…
What’s changed
[+6] u/OldWonder5865: Bers run their poots by chatGPT to get positive feedback before shorting AI stocks
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: How can you be this bad in a market that moved right into your sweet spot and home turf……..name this shit stock
https://preview.redd.it/0zyi71sutx7h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e25de6dc00425523391164da3475de82e1dfc8d
[+5] u/Fit-Employ3623: We are in endgame now
[+5] u/doctorqaz: How many of you panic sold today at the bottom of the market cause fEd iS hAwKiSh
[+5] u/vanceraa: WDC trading at a 6x discount to SNDK despite inference being 80% HDD-driven, and is currently cheaper than STX despite higher rev
Take from that what you will 👽
[+5] u/oknBagholding: Full ported 1dte calls 😭😭😭
[+5] u/j_b_1983: WSB is full up of some of the least funny and unoriginal people on the planet, trying to be funny and original
[+5] u/wdwentz93: Smashing WDC 800 at open
[+5] u/brokeboibrokeboi13: sold my 6/18 calls at bottom today so probably going to shrek dick tomorrow
[+5] u/I-N00b-hi: TSM
INTC
ARM
AMD
AVGO
AMAT
ASML
NVDA
NBIS
MU
SNDK
TSLA
GOOG
[+5] u/Comfortable-Rule-491: I have 100 stocks on my watchlist. 99 are green in overnight trading, and the other one is SPCX. Lmao.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: This fuking 🅱️
“I think financial markets perform best when they react to incoming data and they work less efficiently when they ask how the federal reserve will react to that data”
What a 🌈 gey piece of filthy 🥭 stool
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: MOU signed, spy: no reaction.
Not a promising sign if you're holding calls
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: We will all pay for the repercussions of 🥭 and his tunnel rat lovers through increased prices on fuel and everything else from these new straight of Hormuz fees for the rest of our lives.
Stupid fucking baboons.
[+5] u/CultofCedar: Damn I’m feeling good about those spy calls I bought at 4:15 rn lol
[+18] u/soscribbly: When I click “5 year” on the chart and don’t see the covid crash anymore I’m like damn..
[+11] u/sonofalando: Dude on LinkedIn today
“Celebrating 10 years at doo doo dynamics” 🗣️
💀
[+11] u/Acceptable_Eagle_775: Raise your hand if WSB is your favorite place on Reddit. 🙋🏽♂️
[+11] u/dash_trash4255: They’re gonna charge tolls 😂
[+10] u/JoeyFreshagua: Iran war over, bond market credibility restored, strong job market, oil dumping. Gonna be face ripper summer.
[+9] u/KMI_Dragon_Knight: Iran condition for the $300B is to invest that fund in SPCX at open market, market price.
[+9] u/DandadanAsia: so...Mr. Orange gave Iran 300 billion while trash talk Obama's 1.7 billion to Iran?
[+9] u/solidsneeze: dumbass dip at the end of the day cost me a grand
[+8] u/ChampagnePapi-: # OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+8] u/DoubleFamous5751: https://preview.redd.it/xkpuvzggoy7h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883ae1d89a6f3c2a5dbde02a15befe1f7baf4699
[+7] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: The Scots almost drinking Boston under is the feel good story of the year…
[+7] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Bears are such stupid animals. Bros, get some xanies, chill the fuck out and buy calls like a normal animal
[+7] u/jazzgrackle: SPY is pissing me off right now. Just go up 😡😡😡
[+7] u/jimbojw: You tried so hard, and got so far
[+7] u/GigachadInvestor: Overnight SPX calls lotto brought my port back from the dead 😅
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: No rate hike and a signed deal, now can we pump?
[+7] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Honestly, bagholders in this deserve it.
[+6] u/R1ckyB0bby_: Finally an overnight that’s not moving like it’s the middle of the day
[+6] u/AHungGorilla: We need to set a networth or minimum account value requirement in here. I’m tired of seeing poor people spam puts and worthless memes and then when you click on their account, they have $500 worth of shares and $200 worth of 0dte 600 spy puts
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: Did 🥭 just pay them back for the oil he stole?
[+6] u/Abe2025: I was expecting a bigger moon after hours. Is tomorrow going to be another theta shit day?
[+6] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Aye, a wee dram laddie! 🥃
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: This market will test a support level for 2 minutes but spend 3 hours at a resistance and making 500 wicks 💀💀
[+6] u/kumako10: I'm going to yolo into achr
[+6] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: Coming back here to scan the whinings $MSFT bagholders never gets old.
Yes. Please. Tell me more about those Azure growth numbers. Wall Street surely doesn't see that hidden alpha.
[+6] u/Blazzer675: All those who bought calls before close like me…
Let’s hold hands and pray 🤲
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: Put buyers…show yourselves…
I’ll go first 🤡
[+5] u/tr4l001: Sir, this is a casino, it is not Bloomberg.
[+5] u/RampagingDeer: You know you're high when Ancient Aliens starts to make a lot of sense. These mfers might be on to something...
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: The trend recently has been green overnight = dump during day 💀
[+5] u/Vlashaaak: No casino open on Friday
[+5] u/sonofalando: My wife’s boyfriend always has my back, and my front. 💅
[+5] u/tiger1191: Got my toto washlet ordered
[+5] u/KingBoo96: AVGO is going to rocket the next few weeks.
[+5] u/surmoiFire: more fire in LA warehouses
[+5] u/Noble_Bastard: Dump during market hours, only to pump it during after hours. What kind of black magic is this?
[+5] u/Scary-Bobcat-9444: When I was thin, I thought my baby face was cute, but after gaining weight, I feel i look like a chubby golden retriever wearing a wig...
[+10] u/obiwang: I am now a proud SPCX long term investor 😠
[+9] u/UnitedCup1814: The official drink of Juneteenth is grape drank
[+8] u/skychief99: We started a war then signed a deal that will make them rich and very dangerous.
The art of the deal right there boys.
[+8] u/think_harder_plz: It’s tight how we spend so much on military but seem to have lost every war since WWII. We da best music
[+8] u/aka_crashoverride: The only thing worse than MSFT is NOW.
[+7] u/shunted22: Apple to raise iPhone prices in order to pump MU
-wsj
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: Next dump and pump coming soon due to iran war nonsense. Be prepared 🎶
[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: If they gon let you trade shares after hours, they should let you trade options after hours
[+7] u/bootsupondesk: We often meet our destiny on the road we take to avoid it.
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: how come greenland didn't get 300b
[+7] u/Iunatic: Red square by explosion polaroid thumb?
[+6] u/MansBarelyHot: He was dovish as fuck 755 open
[+6] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: Its better to buy DRAM than Micron. It will outpreform more due to SK hynix. And US listing is in JULY. Then all money will from from MU to SK hynix.
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: # CALLS @ OPEN RETARDS 🎰
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: 300b surrender fee+ 122b unfrozen assets+ 90b hormuz fees revenue+95b in oil revenue.
Not even a joke - iran will be the richest country in the region. All in iran riyal and gotta find a broker to buy iran etfs
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: Mango admitted oil reserves were at critical levels, indicating clearly Bessent and BoJ were manipulating prices downward the entire time.
And you think its smart to play bear against a system where the most influential actors are actively in pump mode 24/7.
It ain’t 1990 anymore
[+6] u/Vlisa: They should give out stock market participation trophies
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: # NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/Lucky-Ambassador8285: Holy shit this could all go to blood red tomorrow. But it won’t. Calls
[+5] u/trent_upscale: Free 1/8th of mids from the dispensary
Bullish
[+5] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: South Korean said, fuck your inflation
[+5] u/zjz: anyone been using the hidden radio thing? Any requests for refinement?
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Has anybody checked on Saylor
[+5] u/ComfortableSweet1965: 2nd mortgage for bugfight coins
[+5] u/Cardiff07: Dram gonna make it so I can afford name brand toothpaste
[+5] u/SnooHedgehogs5162: JUST IN : APPLE TO HIKE PRICES AMID MEMORY CHIP SHORTAGE SAYS APPLE CEO TIM COOK
And people are selling DRAM?
[+5] u/Regarded-Mastodon: It's so bearish here that we will be radioactive green 💚
[+5] u/Yeetman603: Back to the top tomorrow lads
[+8] u/SanDisk_Made_Me_Rich: I can't wait for AI to take my job so I can fuck my sex robot and play GTA 6 all day
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: So ded in here. Everyone must be havin hardcore sex
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Can USA bomb my house then give me 300B pls? I really need it
[+8] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I hereby declare you a task force
[+8] u/Specific-Path3179: I went looking for easy money and now I'm a SPCX community member
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: All this for Juneteenth
[+7] u/jraiv420: SPCX headed back to 170
[+7] u/_hopkins: Tomorrow is jobless claims? I may have celebrated the fake futures a bit early
[+7] u/McClintockC: #Have no Fear, Platitude Man is Here!
Calm those trader nerves
With heaps of empty words!
[+6] u/ThaaGZZ: Today will be one of those days that define if i eat meat or have to eat someone's meat to get by.
[+6] u/Keiigo: Just gonna buy NBIS calls apparently
[+6] u/potato111a: Intel will work.. best area of complex - Cramer on X. PUTS ON THE DOUBLE LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/RadishAdditional9117: So basically, US and 🥭were the biggest losers in the war
[+5] u/2Hosslovescash: Can’t have Memorandum of Understanding without MU - Micron 🌙
[+5] u/Wade12323: SPCX to 210$ tomorrow DD: My balls
[+5] u/Iscratchmybutt: SpaceX is in talks to acquire Figma!!! Cursor + Figma to compete with Claude
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: Propose to pay the reparations in SPCX shares instead.
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: My move for tomorrow will be to see what direction the market takes and trade that
[+5] u/trsx5: This market makes no sense. Jsut betting on noise patterns. So might as well flip heads every close (calls) and that’s your strategy
[+5] u/j0ven_: Didn't say task force enough. The first 4 task forces gave us +5bp each. We need another 15 task forces at least.
[+18] u/OrangMiskin: Can’t believe Iran won the war. LMAO
[+12] u/Diet_Water: Went to pickup my son from preschool and his playmate was telling him to invest in $NOW
[+11] u/DahyunDabFan: Warsh is NOT invited to the Juneteenth cookout
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: The feeling of your shit penny stock diluting on you, nothing else like it
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: Iran be like chilling at home, a random NPC shows up, smashes their car, then offers you an ungodly amount of money
[+9] u/AccordingBee5821: Feels like Micron’s earnings is the next Super Bowl
[+8] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: How long before bibi breaks the ceasefire?
[+8] u/Consistent_Hurry_346: Hormuz AI IPO, ticker HOMO
[+8] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: My lord WDC STX and SK Hynix are pumping again, this is insane. Up 50% in a week
[+7] u/ElectronicShoulder26: the market is healing, spcx red..
[+7] u/DipSniper69: Big beautiful rate hikes 🫲🏻🫱🏻
[+7] u/Gullible_Ad3785: I guess we can't call the French cheese eating surrender monkeys anymore. Sad. We're the cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys.
Oh well, some of their cheese is tasty.
[+7] u/username2571: If you aren’t loaded to the tits with DRAM, you hate money.
So many catalysts upcoming. MU earnings next week, SNDK, SK Hynix, WDC, STX earnings in late July/early August, SK Hynix getting their US listing approved on 6/22 and listing on Nasdaq in early August. $120 by end of August very realistic.
[+7] u/Patton370: Buy more MSFT & lose more money
[+6] u/JarrodH991: Everyone full porting for microns earnings ?
[+6] u/hypeaze: Last time I was somebody's type, I was donating blood.
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Guys, the prez manipulator literally has no cards left lmao.
His "deal" is a literally nothing and the fed is split on signaling hikes.
Shouldn't have made a deal. When it tanks now, he can't even say "negotiations going well"
Rookie mistake. This is so hilariously fucked, I am calling my brokerage to get more money into shorting this bounce
Easiest trade I have ever made
[+6] u/StanIeyDruckenmiIIer: Went big on SPCX at $230. How long if ever will I be reunited with my monies?
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: My portfolio is number four shittiest in all of Kazakhstan.
[+5] u/Odd_Marionberry_3243: I am just curious about exactly when I will start winning so I may also be able to calculate when I potentially could get tired of winning?
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: The only thing green tomorrow is Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool
[+5] u/PalpateMe: All you mfs holding MSFT, I plan to buy puts tomorrow. So it should pump up for you guys.
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Is there a reason futures are ripping lmao
[+5] u/Alternative_Bad8560: Because denied today, tomorrow is time to grow past yesterday.
[+5] u/CMDR_Shepard96: Everything looks green but it's not exactly a booming recovery.. my SaaS bags are still heavy as fuck
[+5] u/way2lazy4u: Red open green close
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: 72 virgins? No thanks, give me one hairy French baddie.
[+12] u/Fluid-Neat-8862: Quitting active trading today, wish you all the best
[+11] u/aniote: MSFT is by far the most dogshit stock I have ever owned
[+9] u/depression5000: imagine if trump didnt do anything and just ride the AI wave, he dont even need to manipulate the market to become rich
[+7] u/Civil-Platypus7037: "HEY FELLOW COOL KIDS. HOWS THE TASK FORCE GOING!? "🛹
[+7] u/Daveonaltair4: "Ohhh noorrrr!" This is my impression of a New Zealand or Australian girl as I drive our car off a cliff.
[+7] u/king_of_all_retards: # Warsh delivered a HARSH SHART
[+7] u/TreGet234: All catalysts are over (iran deal, fomc etc). Everything from now on is priced in. Market will either stay flat, rip up or collapse.
[+7] u/Normal-Barnacle8283: you have an excellent vision for the future and can’t possibly be wrong
[+7] u/steffoon: Mentally preparing myself for yet another MSFT drilling.
[+6] u/Evazzion: Only thing I have in my portfolio is SPY and INTC calls
[+6] u/ateranol: Surprised Mango hasn’t crashed out and threatened to fire Warsh yet
[+6] u/PapitoMusk: There is only one universal law that holds true:
When I buy it sinks
When I sell it rockets
When I hold it flat
Amen,
Regarded Investor
[+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: World cup bets are working out a lot better than daily spy options
[+6] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Selling everything tomorrow into the long weekend youre welcome
[+5] u/BigSnow7033: my banbet might actually hit
!banbet
[+5] u/TreGet234: Imagine if we had Obama+JPow
Spy 2500
[+5] u/Chlo-Motion: Claude down rn, and I feel cooked. Next generation that grows up relying on AI will be even more cooked
[+5] u/DoctorMario1000: I have $20k of DRAM cost average $49 😬
[+5] u/jerm2z: What just happened with AAPL? Big pump
[+5] u/LeopardOwn2845: Everything will more than triple until trumps out of office
[+5] u/eiloop: if you are selling you are either crooked or you're stupid
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: I'm the ghost of WSB past... Here to warn that you are all fuk
[+15] u/PeachScary413: Lmaoo now that the US finally lost the war we can pump again 🤌️🇺🇲️😤️
[+13] u/pain474: What is even the point of red days when they're already bought back up in premarket?
[+10] u/Syllabub_Visual: If Elon says something I’ll just take it as true at face value. No ifs ands or buts…
[+9] u/Ferdoki: Moscow burning is bullish or bearish?
[+9] u/xeratice1: everyone’s a genius when the markets closed
[+9] u/Thebestofbuffalo: Watch the rug pull at 9am
[+8] u/xeemyy: If there's no war or political drama, markets need to base their valuations on actual company performances again LMFAO🫰
[+8] u/Mediocre-Panda-6883: My boomer dad told me help him put money on this elon new company thats making all rich
Lmao the top its so close
[+8] u/Tautol0gic: I need to make 1.5K today.
[+7] u/Kooky_Resource6348: I want to suck SK Hynix off, if it weren’t for ts I’d be down thousands because of NVDA.
[+7] u/Fire311227: Holy shit lol the federal reserve is a nothing burger
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: I’m buying a Netflix 50 strike leap into 2028
And selling calls. Worst things to do with 4K I guess.
[+7] u/puts_every_day: At this point it's clear that he will do anything to pump the market. Even lose a war. Now we just need to time when "anything" is not enough anymore.
[+7] u/Far-Requirement9180: Satya Nadella is either letting the ship sink purposefully or I don’t know at this point what the fuck is his strategy lmaoooooopppoo
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: Glad the president is up at 4am reporting to CNBC about a partnership with Apple. 😂😂
[+6] u/Rich-Badger-7601: I picked a hell of a month to jump back into CRM and MSFT
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: what FED? - semis and memory
"fuck your rates, don't need them. And fuk bers"
# LMAO🤌
[+6] u/FirstAtEridu: If it pushes past it will rise further becuase the market is so rational it's obsessed over round numbers.
[+6] u/Over-Tangelo-2067: Warsh personally pumping it to look good
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Goodnight, my handsome friends 😴
[+5] u/ithastogoupfromhere: SPCX to 300, cash out and then full port MSFT buying the dip
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: Elon said it’s not impossible that he could become the first quadrillionaire 😮 It could happen if $SPCX hits a bit over $200k a share which I think is very possible if he can establish AI data centers put the first humans on mars. My guess is that it will happen by mid 2029, which means that the company will have a market cap of $2.4 quadrillion and Elon will have done it while everything else including the rest of the global economy will be flat…
[+5] u/Les7X: You have to remember to take yor meds. It's important, it's about you. Show up for yourself
[+5] u/InIce1234: Looking good for Bull.
[+5] u/KnewYouWereFakin: Calls right at 315 before close bouta fucking print tomorrow
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: The lady doth protest to much
[+5] u/Lynorisa: SanDisk would you kindly go up 10% thank you