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[+50] u/SenileOldDude: Update: It’s been nearly 2 months since I lost 200k in a single trade. Morale is still low.
[+29] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I DO GIVE REDDIT PERMISSION TO SELL AND SHARE MY PERSONAL INFORMATION
[+27] u/Jemmani22: We have reached a deal. It's yet to be signed. And it still needs to be ironed out. And it has to be fine tuned in the details. And it has to be put in writing. And it has to be written up. And we have to think of one. But the best deal has been reached!
[+24] u/Controls_King: Fastest economic news in the world comes out of this thread.
[+23] u/synthetic350: ARE ANY OF YOU REAL
IS IT JUST ME AND 100 BOTS
[+22] u/BigglyGains: RIP the guy who held sp500 puts over the weekend
[+20] u/jonneh: Yaa bro that sounds like 95% of the deal still needs work wtf 😭
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> Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is "95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material.
[+19] u/purub123: All in memory and semis
[+19] u/Frozen_Shades: Whenever the market is red I start to remember Epstein didn't kill himself.
[+17] u/StatementWide8309: Any other gay bears about to get fucked at open like me..
[+17] u/TheRealArmament: It’s more fun in here when everyone is losing money
[+15] u/Zfreezy: Iran to “give up” uranium, they’re gonna sell their calls on Tuesday at 9:30 am, buy puts, then announce that they never agreed to it.
[+14] u/gervs99: Ran into a ber, his wife’s boyfriend cheated on him
[+14] u/BiggieMoe01: The usual ASTS NBIS RKLB
[+12] u/No_Stand5622: Screenshot each bol comment and make fun of them tomorrow
[+12] u/Tonka-Jahari-Pizza: I need to turn 300 to 7,430,000 by Wednesday to pay a guy i met in the sewage
[+12] u/Redsirr: Who bought puts at close 💀 🤡🤡🤡
[+12] u/Bam2458: *”We have reached a deal on the structure of a potential deal.”*
[+12] u/Legendary-Lemon: > Residents in the southern port city of Bandar Abbas heard several explosions minutes ago, while similar sounds were also reported near Sirik and Jask along Iran’s southern coast, though the exact location and source of the blasts remain unclear, the IRGC-affiliated Fars News reported.
wtf? Is Israel going full retard?
[+11] u/rapsfan1515: BULLS HAVE REACHED PEAK COCKY - DROP THE BOMBS MR. PRESIDENT
[+11] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Ber , it's gonna pump tomorrow. No need to waste money
[+11] u/thewaterb0yyyy: Im so excited to finally be trading again im shaking. That’s dedication!
[+11] u/everybodydumb: Trump said deal. Iran said no. So, same thing for a month.
[+10] u/lionkevin713: With the compromises made so far, the nuclear deal is definitely gonna be the JCPOA with a few minor detail changes (in a way that is more favorable to Iran than 2015 version) and repackaged under a new name
[+10] u/IntrepidToday0: Cash gang and bears are fukd
[+10] u/Iron-condor-6050: SPX 0DTEs is like dating a hot bipolar chick. The highs are amazing, and the best s3x you’ll ever experience, but the lows will crush your soul, and come so suddenly, you won’t know what hit you.
[+10] u/PerformanceWorth767: Trump and several others are buying NOW. Something’s up
[+10] u/Shot-Ground-9898: 700k in meta. God if this thing wakes up
[+10] u/Icommandyou: The real deal was to restart the war actually
[+9] u/netflix-ceo: 🥭 has worked really hard on this deal and discussed it at length with ALL the leaders from Middle East, Asia to Europe and every man and his dog, except Iran. Truly the art of the deal
[+9] u/trothechemist: The strait is STILL COSED, has been for months, will be at least for 30 days even if deal signed today. A reasonable person would sees the writing on the wall, APOCALYPTIC supply chain disruptions just like we had with tariffs, Ukraine war, covid etc…
Oh wait.
[+9] u/Chance-Albatross7809: Chat ive been busy all day is it still gonna be green tmr or did something happen yet
[+9] u/Sagenitis: 75% of my portfolio is Tqqq, the rest on Micron and Mars
[+9] u/Paul_Robert_: Plot twist: the Pope loaded up on NVDA puts before mentioning AI in his speech
[+9] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Y'all just standing around finga popping each other asshoes
[+9] u/madhewprague: Guys i bought puts over the weekend. Do you think the ass penetration force will be so strong i will cum instantly when market opens on Tuesday?
[+9] u/quantumlyregarded: I'm sure I'll catch flack for this but whatever, ppl it's Memorial day, NOT Veteran's Day. You're supposed to remember all who were lost NOT call your buddy who was in the army and thank him for his service.
[+8] u/Adii2311: We might see a 1-2% positive day tomorrow. Morning spike afternoon selloff some crazy news drops between 2-3 and it spikes 1-2% lmao
[+8] u/SevereRule5718: $MU please give us a 100 move
[+8] u/aa73gc: Have you ever made a comment so stupid that hardly anyone even read yet alone copied?
[+8] u/GermanWarfare: Buying more RKLB, ASTS, NVDA, IREN and NASA and UFO ETF’s.
[+8] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Remember, you are 95% of the way done with anything you start the moment you start it!
[+8] u/LectureLight6738: My plan is to watch DRAM continue to rise, and once it has risen enough, to regret buy, to then have it tank immediately
[+8] u/GodLevelRedditor: Ford isn’t worth $15. It was worth $12 a month ago. It was worth $12 five years ago. It was worth $12 thirty years ago.
Puts until $12.
[+8] u/No_Fix7843: Bers are already crying in chat😂👉🐻🤡
[+8] u/Professional_Con_007: The war is really over until its not over
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: Alexa - play thunderstruck by AC/DC
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: 5 Announced Deals
Zero of them closed
Art of the deal baby! 🤝
[+7] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: Bers are accepting their fate, the top is truly in now
[+7] u/Slightlybadpicks: I’ve had enough!!! Open the fucking casino 🤬🤬
[+7] u/Successful-End7689: “ Deal expected to be announced within the next 48 hours”
Israel: hold my beer, we about to hit Lebanon
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Uranium would be a 🔥 stripper name.
[+7] u/HimJomo: What about nyjets dude that has 168k on puts for tomorrow. Was he corr
ect??
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: Bearish Factors:
\-Yen Carry Trade
\-Japanese debt crisis (Government)
\-US debt crisis (Corporate, Government, Consumer)
\-Housing bubble slowly popping
\-Potential mass unemployment induced drop in corporate revenue due to drop in consumer spending, AI
\-Oil supply shock
\-private debt crisis
\-consumer sentiment all time lows
\-US AI bubble due to immense Capex, Opex and debt and not having enough revenue, failing revenue expectations
\-Petrodollar and US Hegemony being dismantled, rise of BRICS and ex-US investment vehicles
\-Deindustrialization
\-Brain drain
\-tendency for the rate of profit to fall due to growth of constant capital far exceeding surplus value and variable value due to technological development
Bullish factors:
\-vibes
\-rumours of peace deal
[+7] u/vermilli21: Cheaper gas means more 🤡 on the road. Fucking wonderful
[+7] u/Radiant-Place-6400: BREAKING:
EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN IRAN'S BANDAR ABBAS CITY —
MEHR NEWS AGENCY
[+7] u/Erazyboy: Iran peace deal talks are pumping the market while oil gets absolutely crushed. Stonks only go up, bears are officially dead!
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: We’re ripping to Labor Day. Meme stocks, zero rev/profit stocks, blowoff top on the Qs
[+7] u/DoughnutNo9030: Up 4% at open, flat rest of week 🤝
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: 🥭 can invade Iran, Greenland, Canada Cuba all he wants.
hell he can even pull off an fake alien invasion with cutting edge technology.
He still cannot escape from the fact he is in the Epstein files more than god is mentioned in the bible.
calls on petroleum and puts on SPY, Volatility index.
[+6] u/b3no_coin: Fuck the bols. Ber party tonight! Already a bottle of wine down 🍷. Cheers fuckers.
[+6] u/vulcanred: that weekend pump gone in 70 minutes
[+6] u/Adii2311: I have been waiting for this thread for 3 days now 🍿
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Legally, Pope Leo can run for President in 2028.
[+6] u/killainvest: Tomorrow is my birthday and all I want is 🌽 79k
[+6] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Tonite izrael *mistakenly* bombs Iran.
Spy to 800
[+6] u/Legendary-Lemon: Bols keep talking to bers that doesn’t exist anymore
[+6] u/srnx: I respect bears. I have no idea how theyre making any money, but I respect em
[+6] u/Ergogh: Donald Trump please save me and my SQQQ SOXS UVXY bets bless up
[+6] u/vroomvroomcars: !banbet ah I'm fucked
[+6] u/zlordbeats: bro i will not buy fucking nokia like its covid meme days again but damn it’s tempting
[+6] u/x3i4n: DEAL OR NO DEAL WE GREEN
[+6] u/lostinspacs: Israel bombing Lebanon right now is actually very bullish.
Bibi is clearly trying to get some last hits in before the deal of the century is signed.
[+6] u/permabol: Casino open soon 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
[+6] u/Downrodeo-: Am an idiot so I'll just see what people buying
[+6] u/purub123: Imagine investing into software when semis and memory stocks exist
[+6] u/Kurdwadat: they started to bomb in iran and lebanon
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Explosions? They are probably just celebrating the peace deal -Bol. 😂🤌
[+6] u/cryptohorn: #Hey didn't he say deal announced shortly...... On Saturday LMFAOOOOO
[+5] u/andytobbles: SOFTWARE RALLY STARTS FORREAL THIS TIME, I SWEAR
[+5] u/UglyMort: Big SHREK dildo up my ber anus time
[+5] u/_Do_The_Needful_: Oil back to green by open
[+5] u/Sea_Local2557: lose more money, then win some back, then lose more
[+5] u/SquidKid47: Good thing I didn't buy oil calls Friday haha. Haha 🙂
[+5] u/powerboner: “It’s not just a long weekend bro people died for this!” STFU and eat your hot dogs lil bro, ur drunk.
[+5] u/dontslambro: Need more metal pump
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: MU or ASTS who should I bet the house on
[+5] u/Club-Loud: Protein - overrated. Fiber - underrated
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DJT
[+5] u/llamaflocka: If you make increasingly insane requests you can eventually reverse course and call them concessions LMAO that’s the TACO truth
[+5] u/claytondpark: Saw a video cos like SpaceX and open gheyi were having hard time finding additional late stage funding and early investors wanna cash out. Why they're rushing ipos...
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being a bear not on bearish fundamentals, but being angry you missed the semi/tech run for years
[+5] u/SignificanceLate7002: If you're not in BlackBerry, you really should be.
Yes, you can make fun of it if you want. But you're probably the same people that were making joke about POET at $5-6. So what do you know?
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Congrats WSB 🎉 no one lost money today! A new record for the sub!
No one lost money…Right…?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: How we know sun is hot if we never touched it?
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Imagine trying to time the top multiple times and failing every single time
[+5] u/Kurdwadat: Loud explosions heard around the Strait of Hormuz - Fars News
Explosions heard in Iran's Bandar Abbas city, reason unknown - Mehr News Agency
RUG PULL OF THE CENTURY ?
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Bro sold his 5/29 puts too early .. paper hands bro
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: What is this I am hearing Israel is boming Iran?
[+5] u/Funny_Story2759: open the casino you bastards or you will be living in hell!!!
[+5] u/Gaseous_Clay_OK: My three-day nightmare is almost over
Home with three kids, one of whom is potty training, while my wife worked two of the days
Please, lord, open the casino
[+5] u/skymagic: celebratory explosions heard all around Hormuz as the peace deal is signed 🥳🎉🍾
[+5] u/CalRippedken: This sub has an uncanny ability to spam shit stocks after they've had parabolic moves up
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: omg the new tomorrow thread is open 🎰
[+5] u/Radiant-Place-6400: BREAKING - EXPLOSIONS JUST WENT OFF IN IRAN
War is back on!
[+5] u/Interesting_Chard138: RDDT better pull its weight next week
[+5] u/mehmilani: Sell in May and miss 15% on spy.
[+21] u/deevee12: Only ceasefire in history where firing is allowed LMAO
[+18] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I’ve never been more excited for futures opening just so half of you fuck off
[+16] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Lol bers spamming in here so pathetic
[+15] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: **BREAKING NEWS**
Early reports confirm I’ve just hit 10,000 lifetime deliveries on DoorDash.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+15] u/Willing-Angle-2203: fuck this man, I hate how smug both bols and bers get towards each other on the slightest news that confirms their biases
the other animal is not the enemy, the enemy is the one that makes animals of us all 🔥✍️
[+14] u/mneymaker: There is no bombing…
Just happy accidents
Lmao
[+14] u/MadeThatCash: Is it me or is there no mainstream coverage of anything going on in Iran right now??
[+13] u/Morocier: Only 10 million dollars left on my road to 10 million!
[+13] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Don’t be a perma anything. Poor bitches go to bed
[+13] u/Exciting_Day4155: Fireworks heard throughout Iran celebrating peace deal.
[+13] u/BlackKnightsOptions: The phrase "love taps" for military strikes that blow shit up and kill people will never not be funny
[+13] u/vanceraa: full port calls every time oil futures hit 110 and you’ll become a millionaire 👍🏻
[+12] u/PopularCut4124: Ate a ton of edibles and just stared at my dick for like 20 minutes
[+12] u/SvV_Ying: BREAKING - BEARS NOW INVENTING HEADLINES ALL CAPS
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🚨BERS TRYING A COUP ON THE THREAD RIGHT NOW 🚨
[+12] u/RegardMode: Bears praying for war to resume so that they can paper hand their puts
[+12] u/wattap: Mango really hit em with the surprise attack during negotiations, wild
[+11] u/Provolone-Jones: Bulls downvoting the first posts in here re explosions in Iran. The cope is at all time highs.
[+11] u/bobby_stackz: Iran deal half cash half stock
[+11] u/Vort3x7689: 4 IRGC members were eliminated in the Persian Gulf after 2 fast attack boats were reportedly struck by “enemy warplanes.”
I’m sure negotiations are going well and a deal will come within hours
[+10] u/2020isgreat: You don't get it we're just celebrating the peace deal by blowing up their key naval base
[+10] u/techlogger: That's just totally normal explosions. Nothing to see here, please disperse.
[+10] u/moorhound: Ok, the *idea* of an electric Ferrari wasn't bad. I mean, Taycans are pretty sweet.
But holy fuck, what were they thinking on the design methodology? That things ugly as shit. It's like a Model Y, a Dodge Dart, and a Fisher Price kiddie car had a three-way baby.
Anyone that drops half a million on this should have their money forcibly confiscated and donated to charity.
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #This ceasefire is like those girls who do everything with everyone except intercourse and proudly call themselves a virgin LMAO🤌
[+9] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: bers are invading kharg island
source: pakistani official Suq Ma'diq
[+9] u/SvV_Ying: Bears actually hoping for bombings is a new low, even for them
[+9] u/isolated-cat: the deal is in place
\*moments later\*
STRIKES IRAN
[+9] u/JoeyFreshagua: This place has turned into this sort of political macro based trading or pretending to trade. Used to just be degenerate gamblers and technical analysts trading jnug. Hardly see any tickers here and when you do they are megacaps.
[+9] u/Moepenmoes: Who the hell even buys bonds
[+9] u/issurvey: Escalation Truth -> Oil Spikes -> Yields spikes -> Oh shit! -> De-escalation truth -> Oil drops -> Yields ease.
Last 90 days in a nutshell.
[+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: OPEN THE CASINO I WANT TO SEE THE GRAPHS MOVE
[+9] u/Madrid_Fan: BREAKING: spy 800 eow
[+9] u/0DTEKing: Long weekends are trash
[+9] u/CigInside: The pitch for the guy who beat massie was he’s “central casting” and “just elect him”. We really are retarded
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Laundry is taking so long to dry
It be like this sometimes
😔
[+9] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Media that spamming peace deal news are quiet about the "explosive situation"
I know we will still pump no matter what, but let's see what happens
[+8] u/moorhound: Attacking in the middle of peace talks? No waaaaaaay
[+8] u/dasboot523: If you think Israel won't actively sabotage any peace attempt this administration makes you have to be the most regarded individual on this planet. Israel literally bombed one of the US closest ally 5 miles from CENTCOM headquarters they are a pariah state.
[+8] u/jerm2z: This is the longest weekend in the history of weekends. Open the casino already!
[+8] u/Thecreamcheeze: It’s being reported that the explosion that was heard was not war related and occurred at a civilian natural gas facility -Reuters
[+8] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: all shorts will be obliterated, cargo shorts should be fine, but definitely no jorts.
[+8] u/UnholyTrigon: Are bers done inventing random bs ?
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #People are bitching that Google is phasing out search engine in favor of AI summaries but everything on the internet is now behind a paywall so good riddance LMAO🤌
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: Source - "Trust me bro"
[+7] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: I hate this 3 day weekend and everything is on sale. I'm trying to LOSE MONEY motherfucker!
[+7] u/2020isgreat: we're blowing up Iran's strategic port city as a show of peace
[+7] u/Delicious_Stomach278: LOL bombs confirmed an accident. BERS FUK🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
[+7] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: DW bers I'm sure THIS IS THE TIME you'll get your black swan event
There is no way you'd be wrong for the 9999th time in a row!
[+7] u/alfred250: That new Ferrari LMAO wtf. Ferrari stock is going to be free tomorrow.
[+7] u/jijitalk: BREAKING - JUST IN
BERS ARE REGARDED AND FKED.
[+7] u/youdirtyhoe: Whats gayer, being a top commenter or bear?
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Poor Bears. They were tricked into thinking wars and disease will tank the market.
[+7] u/neverturndownagain: Feeling dead Inside without seeing moving graphs
[+7] u/bmbislt: Its gonna take a hell of a lot more bombing to save my oil calls
Like, at least a newk
[+7] u/Waste-Milk2716: Iranian sources say likely US or Israeli airplanes targeted several Iranian fast boats in the Persian Gulf.
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: 🥭 requires arab countries to normalize relationship with Israel as part of peace deal. I can see arab countries quietly pay the toll and tell Iranian, this is the price of 10 bombs and put our name on it.
[+7] u/Confident_Event9773: Why everyone expect a 2-3% day tmr ?
[+7] u/diefy7321: Bers please post simulated gains again. Surely it will work this time lmfaooooooo
[+7] u/bobby_stackz: Futes shrek green
HOOD and RDDT -3%
[+6] u/dataCollector42069: SpaceX revealed that it spent $131 million on Tesla Cybertrucks in 2025, purchased at the manufacturer’s suggested retail price.
Sounds like a ponzi lmfao
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: those explosions you all have been hearing about? that was just my flatulence, I had brisket at the barbeque
[+6] u/CardiologistEqual336: it’s just fireworks to celebrate the peace deal, right? right??
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: So gas is cheap again tomorrow right?…..right?
[+6] u/resi5: bro why every billionaire and their mother are trying to build data centers now?
they are not building ‘data centers’ wtf are they building?
Is this the endgame?
[+6] u/gamer1606: Half cash, half stock
[+6] u/diefy7321: Bers literally posting propaganda thinking the market actually gives a flying fuk lmfao
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🚨J**UST IN** \- LAST WARNING BERS, YOU WONT TAKE CONTROL OF WSB, YOU PATHETIC HANTA RIDDLED CREATURES
[+6] u/Kingmusk420: LOL, GEY 🐻 thinking US future not moving is BOLs manipulating it. Hey dumb 🐻, from 2-3pm, future is closed for maintenance.
[+6] u/moonlanding12223: When MU 1200 for lambo
[+6] u/hankster221: this memorial day take a moment of silence to remember the retard that blew $600K on $SPOT calls earlier this month
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: What’s the term for thinking bulls vs bears is stupid and redundant
[+6] u/EpiphyticOrchid8927: Iran tried to attack another boat and some speed boats got turned into oil spills
[+6] u/kodaksdad2020: I don’t think people realize how hard we are about to gap up
[+6] u/Reynhart: Being half stock, half cash entering this weekend ended up being an enlightened play
[+5] u/nadoterisback: my uncle works at the futes and he told me it's blood red -1% on SPY fute
[+5] u/Aromatic_Shame_2350: HELL YEA WE ARE MOVING TO NEW ALLTIME HIGH, KEVIN WARSH CUT INTEREST RATE TOMORROW!!!
[+5] u/vwboyaf1: Almost the end of the month. Time to put my government bucks into SPY, lol.
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Anyone bullish on Nokia ?
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: Damn Canadians don’t realize it’s a holiday emailing me at work like crazy
[+5] u/Pazzaaaaaa: These fuckers are gonna tank everything before overnight trading opens aren’t they so we won’t be able to sell.
[+5] u/ebfeebfe: Stocks ripping higher on deal with Iran being finalized. Imagine how much the S&P will rise once the issue of the Strait of Hormuz, the Nuclear Program, support of global terrorism, and suppression of the Iranian people are being discussed.
[+5] u/neverturndownagain: theres always an Explosion somwhere lol
[+5] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Bers have been coping about this war for months LOL
You'd think these retards would learn...
[+5] u/AgileHornet5960: SNDK primed for more upside
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: Calls
Big, beautiful, out of the money calls
[+5] u/LynchSyndromedotmil: Where are people getting oil prices with markets/futes being closed?
[+5] u/Ble_h: Bers getting desperate. Posting random takes on twitter praying for a war.
[+5] u/bigmeatbag: Donnie just bombing his way to peace, only 5D chess grandmasters like him get it
[+5] u/isolated-cat: market had priced in 2 rate cuts in 2026 back when it was pumping in 2025. now when 0 rate cuts are on the cards, it doesn't react at all. gotta love the euphoria
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Nothing makes me laugh harder when people cope and cry on wsb about ber / bol being fukd. Instead of just buying calls when big dips happen LOL
[+5] u/RevolutionaryKing686: Tommorow big big green
[+5] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Almost bought UCO shares during After Hours on Friday
So glad I didn't proceed
[+5] u/Karl-Levin: > [Believe it or not I am buying more oil calls](https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1tn5scw/daily_discussion_thread_for_may_25_2026/onrulet/)
Don't say I didn't tell you guys. I hope you used the opportunity to load up on oil, we gonna moon.
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Those whales buying $1mill in weekly QQQ call options is about to get harpooned!!
[+5] u/UnholyTrigon: How do bears still have money ?
[+5] u/_TheOoze_: 15 minutes until the actual pre-pre-market glimpse... gripping my boner like it's a fighter jet control stick.
[+5] u/Okaywahevr: I didn't lose any money today, was the maket even open!?!
[+5] u/EarthsYawner: What the fuck does this even mean
[+5] u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes: Source - “probably dude”
[+5] u/Molten-Helldiver: Uh…where do you see this magical oil pump?
[+22] u/Last_Activity9855: Bers can't tolerate seeing other people happy. They want to see everyone miserable like them. Fking losers.
[+17] u/the_mind_goblin1: We're striking Iran again? this is bullish as fuck. Dump oil
[+17] u/Tay_Tay86: BREAKING NEWS: NOTHING IS HAPPENING
[+15] u/GreenGameboyColor: May your gains be irrational, and your screenshots taxable
[+15] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: There's nothing wrong with bers. I'm friends with a couple, myself. Wonderful people. I'm just saying, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one.
[+14] u/LOTTO1004: everyones like gey ber this gey ber that..... i dont really see any gey bers posting on the thread tho??? its just all the bols screaming...
[+13] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: Claude has gotten noticeably dumber
[+13] u/jerome-yellen: Peace deal, market pumps +2%, no peace deal, market "dumps" -0.6%, new peace deal, market pumps +2%, no peace deal, market "dumps" -0.6%, how is that even possible? Who is spinning this?
[+13] u/solidsneeze: I have correctly predicted 23 out of the past 0 peace deals
[+13] u/Noble_Bastard: Bers as usual hoping 🥭 commits war crimes, so they can make $5 in the market tomorrow. Get a life ber. Get a life.
[+12] u/Neader: Oh futes already recovered phew they were red a min ago
[+11] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: Futes will rip up so hard
[+11] u/Fickle_Book_9823: Future is now current. Up 0.9% from friday close.
That puts SPY in 750-752 range !!
[+11] u/AirportMaterial5917: Is GOOGL going to achieve its god given price of 420
[+11] u/bkilpatrick3347: Just checking, futes are up over 1% primarily because the president said for like the 18th time in two months that a deal was close? Is that it?
[+11] u/NYGiants181: He just never shuts the fuck up
[+11] u/Last_Activity9855: Bears wives wear the pants in the relationship. They say shit like " Happy wife happy life" 🤡
[+11] u/jersey856: So Iran called Donnie’s bluff and he’s folding.
TACO
[+10] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Oh shit bombs going off? You know what that means. Peace deal is on it's way. Praise be.
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: One final Big Beautiful Bear Trap, then peace announced overnight Tuesday
This is financial advice
[+10] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Bear reporting for duty 🫡
[+10] u/NiceOwner: So markets jumped on a hope deal is close. He said it was hours away 4 days ago. How dense are you all.
[+10] u/captain_casino: bers ruining the family bbq right now
[+10] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: the pope just said ai dumb and gey. tech ATHs tomorrow?
[+10] u/Consistent_Chart_664: Ok I get it now. Officially addicted to this shit. OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO
[+10] u/aftherith: I am over here in Oman waving the ships through. I have those orange traffic flags and a little florescent vest. They are just motorboating right through you guys it beautiful. Sometimes they spray oil at each other with hoses for a friendly little slippery oil fight.
[+10] u/1foxyboi: Making dinner, drinking wine, listening to stock podcasts
[+10] u/Last_Activity9855: BEARS CANNOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON, THEY CANNOT!!
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: LOL BERS
Just practicing for Tuesday
[+9] u/Fickle_Book_9823: Crude oil futures 6% down at 90 and change
[+9] u/tocinoman: Everything but my stocks will pump
[+9] u/youreaditfirst: Being a bear in the most bullish market is like getting on a gay cruise when your straight
[+9] u/hftrobo9285: Bers the type to wiggle their fingers and say “don’t mind if I do” before buying puts
[+9] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Bears crying and fapping rn
[+8] u/tika_dengu: With Iran war behind us, what next for bers?
[+8] u/CursedClownz: If money is not real How come i dont have any
[+8] u/Lopsided_Process5141: I love a good bol echo chamber
[+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Didn’t realize no overnight trading today
[+8] u/cfaawlday: My calls are printing tomorrow let’s goooooo 🚀
[+8] u/Last_Activity9855: Bers are the type of people who can't mind their own business. They are the co-worker that snitches on you for being late when it doesn't even benefit them at all to open their stupid fat mouths. 🤡🐀🐀
[+8] u/Misrabligen: US position on Iran's enriched uranium stockpile 'SOFTENING' — Axios
Says Trump moving closer toward Tehran's stance on KEY NUCLEAR ISSUE
[+8] u/cgonz15: Dear markets let me open up at six figures tomorrow for a holy screenshot 🙏 (I am $68,000 away)
[+8] u/aftherith: You guys relax. I'm monitoring the deal situation.
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: I get the frustration—it can definitely be annoying to sift through robotic, low-effort content, especially when you're looking for genuine human interaction or authentic advice.
While I can't endorse bullying or personal harassment, there are much more effective ways to handle the AI clutter:
* **Call out the pattern:** Point out that the response reads like an AI output in a constructive way. Sometimes people use it as a tool to format their thoughts without realizing how unnatural it sounds to others.
* **Downvote and report:** Utilize community upvote/downvote systems and report posts that violate specific community rules against spam or low-effort content.
* **Set community boundaries:** If you are a moderator or community member, advocate for clear group guidelines that require original thought, personal experiences, or specific prompts that AI cannot easily fake.
Let's keep the community authentic by encouraging real voices rather than resorting to personal attacks. How else can I help you out today?
[+7] u/Onurb86: Explosions reported in Iran Bandar Abbas and nearby Persian Gulf areas; air defenses activated
Source: CNN
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: My moves for tomorrow is telling the bers how fuk they are
[+7] u/Unique_Zucchini1041: God damn should of bought calls Friday
[+7] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Just wait until Asia buys the dip
[+7] u/alphawafflejack: Serious question to people who are still trading based on fundamentals:
When did you come out of the closet?
[+7] u/Shawnwith146: Buy everything but Oil!!!
[+7] u/Muted_Thought8382: Bers on the salty stage of wknd grief 🤣
[+7] u/auroraavm: tomorrow should be another memorial day for people serving through bullshit jobs
[+7] u/Blitzdog416: sell everything and buy ASTS calls
[+7] u/disishowedoit: Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel vibe
[+7] u/L2F_mens_glutes: Imagine not wasting 10k to get a top hair line transplant and be bold instead lmao 🤣
[+7] u/AccomplishedPebble: Spy 750 calls 0DTE everyday
[+7] u/EnginrA: Oil down SPY up
That’s the way I like to …
[+7] u/AirportMaterial5917: Ty for this important update
[+6] u/VendaGoat: Sit back and watch the chaos.
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Futes are gonna fute so hard omg, pls.
[+6] u/tikimandude: 🥭 talking about how ***Iran*** will join Abraham Accords after the war. Late stage dementia hospice patients make more sense than him atm...
[+6] u/StocksStormTrooper: Markets should be open 24/7.
[+6] u/JafarFromAfar2: Iran is being attacked as we speak by the US and/or Israel and oil can’t even muster a +1% LMFAO
[+6] u/SnoStrm: Bears developmentally disabled confirmed
[+6] u/chem_alx: Can nvda go up 5% this week?
[+6] u/youreaditfirst: All the damn bears down voting everything right now is fucking hilarious.
[+6] u/Fickle_Book_9823: MU 69 was a meme on this sub not to long ago😏
[+6] u/kim82352: > We have a beautiful Memorandum of Understanding on a peace deal. Some people say the most beautiful they’ve ever seen.
[+6] u/FLRugDealer: I’m confused. Are futures up or down? Are we looking at an ATH open tomorrow?
[+6] u/RickLeeTaker: NASA press conference at 2 pm tomorrow to talk about moon base plans and new corporate "partners." Hoping LUNR gets a slice of the pie.
[+6] u/Typical-Layer-1253: Is QQQ +2% or +3% tomorrow?
[+6] u/Thelarch34: I choose not to sell asts on Friday will I regret it
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: i really think the market will open tomorrow
[+6] u/Neemzeh: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU STUPID, FUCKING, PRICKS!! FUCK YOU!!!
[+6] u/Additional-Roll-5162: Israel intensifying strikes of Lebanon, which Iran will see as a breach of the ceasefire.
It’s all going to shit again !!
[+6] u/Beagle001: Do you just need an anonymous stranger to say yes?
Yeah. Do it.
[+6] u/music_is_gud: My fav quote of all time:
*Bols make money
Bers make sense*
[+6] u/princess_dai_13: salmon and potatoes or any version of meat and potatoes, or a nice pasta, or breakfast for dinner, or a loaded up sammie toasted real good
[+5] u/_Bank_On_It_: Ferrari Puts - The new Luce
[+5] u/AirEnergizer: Calls, 0DTE or 3DTE that’s the question
[+5] u/carcotasu081: Amerifats, your holidays that lead to closed trading days can fuck off.
Thank you for your attention.
[+5] u/LetterheadWorth1985: These spam calls are getting out of hand.
Margin won’t stop calling me.
[+5] u/infernalr00t: sandisk to 2k, I need to buy some coke and hookers.
[+5] u/OpeningConclusion461: Can you trade stocks from prison?
[+5] u/deltamoney: DJTs tweet really makes it look like talks are going well...
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: we OPEN in ATH tomorrow
[+5] u/ShakerIce: Regular bears 🤢
Oil bears 🤠
[+5] u/Malagan2030: Bears will be right one day …
[+5] u/youreaditfirst: Just a friendly reminder that its been 40 years since the market has moved the way it has the last 3-4 months. Most likely we will never see this kind of market moving ever again.
[+5] u/pinghing: Iranian love taps are back in play
- PRESIDENT DJT
[+5] u/banthony37: I hope AI takes your humor and money. Can someone tell me that rddt hood and msft are going to be okay?
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Tom “fat cuck” Lee said ber r fuk
[+5] u/KeyInstruction641: Wow QQQ up 22% in six weeks of TACOS and now talking the end is gonna STILL pump etttt. smh.
[+5] u/Beagle001: Seeing way too much effort to try to be clever in the comments here. It’s depressing.
[+5] u/Last_Activity9855: Bears don't even wipe their asses after they poop. They just stand up, pull up their pants and walk out.
[+5] u/LeupMeisterGenral: Spy 800 3 months time. Book it
[+5] u/Background-Nothing71: Hey was gone most of the day - are bers still fuk?
[+5] u/Madsen13140: I placed a bad trade and felt bad about it but then i thought about those maccaronis who wont be at the WC for the 3td time in a row
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: So is the war back on or nah? I can't tell
[+5] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Tomorrow will mark a 15% swing in the S&P's five months of the year. That ain't right.
[+5] u/Technical-Emu-32: Schrodinger's War 🪖☠️🪖
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Bols coping, this shit might actually go down.
[+22] u/fundhdjdjksjs: It’s acc insane how much 🥭 distracted the American public from the Epstien files and the fact he likely raped minors
[+19] u/ajibtunes: Sydney Sweeney has agreed to 95% of my conditions for a meetup. The framework has been negotiated. All that’s left is to figure out how to make her aware of any of this
[+18] u/stonetrade: BREAKING: IRAN DEAL 95% COMPLETE, NOW ONLY WORKING ON THE REMAINING 95%
[+18] u/stonkgeeker: I just discovered I can bet on Bitcoin price action every 15 minutes!
I lost $1,300 today. On fucking Memorial Day.
[+18] u/OkResponsibility2470: People: Peace talks going well has never actually meant they’re going well
Regarded Perma-bulls:
“WOW so you WANT war???”
Brother pointing at the fire alarm is not what started the fire
[+17] u/Ok-Analysis4121: This is the 3rd time the US has struck Iran during negotiations bruh. Negotiations are done
[+16] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: OPEN THE FUCKIN’ MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+14] u/kawkface: United States of Israel
[+14] u/PenguinOfB00m: # US launches strikes on southern Iran
**The US military’s Central Command is saying US forces have carried out strikes on southern Iran in “self-defence”.**
How can you be so fucking regarded
[+13] u/siddharthvas: Bers are actually toast man
[+13] u/NHLBro: Think we see a sell off at open then a big reversal tomorrow
[+12] u/Joonypoo: stop lying about futes this shit is green
[+12] u/FormulaKimi: >American forces conducted what U.S. Central Command said were self-defense strikes in southern Iran on Monday “to protect our troops from threats posed by Iranian forces.” The targets included missile launch sites and Iranian boats trying to emplace mines, Capt. Tim Hawkins, a Central Command spokesman, said in a statement.
🧸
[+11] u/siddharthvas: Why are bers so excited for? Their puts still opening -99%
[+11] u/LouieM13: Trump could nuke Iran while simultaneously announcing a peace deal with Iran and we would mega pump
[+11] u/stuntondeezh0es: US CENTCOM: man fuck your calls I’m blowing up these boats
[+11] u/Nervous-Sky2414: U.S. strikes Iranian boats and missile sites in self defense. Source-Israel Times
[+11] u/clubdirthill: Negotiations with Sydney Sweeney for her to be my gf are about 95% complete. Just gotta complete the last details of getting in contact with her and her agreeing to any of it.
[+10] u/oldprecision: Imagine thinking that you won't get bombed while negotiating with the U.S.
[+10] u/zangor: Im deleting some random photos from my phone. I just have a screenshot of Robinhood from Jan 2024 where SPY is like 485.
[+10] u/spreadbetfred: Easiest +2% tomorrow I’ve ever seen
[+10] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Today was super flat. Hoping tomorrow has more movement
[+10] u/Bingalinginthebut: First Monday in a while I broke even.
[+10] u/MicioBau: Meh fuck this shit, I'm going back to goon.
[+9] u/SlickyTrader: 🥭 just wanted to get his fix in with a few last strikes before the deal is struck and we blast through ATHs tomorrow
[+9] u/BooBrew32: Guys, I think futures are recovering because of all the Sydney Sweeney talk. Keep gooning!
[+9] u/retardmaxxxxing: Eta to your mom’s house
[+8] u/l34ch_r: What kind of ceasefire is this smh
[+8] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: I am going to make steak, eggs, mashed potatoes for dinner and watch Justified Season 1
[+8] u/bzl33: this war is a ridiculous distraction to the COL rises that are reaccelerating around the country. they'll blame the war instead of the systemic problems caused since 2020.
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: I found my brother's PSP's grand theft auto game receipt from Circuit City back in Feb/2006. Life was easier back then.
[+8] u/ImFaucy: Buy at 20-30 ❌ buy at 120 ✅
[+8] u/xlmtothemoon: I’m predicting half in war, half out war
[+8] u/maldonr808: Half war, half ceasefire. It's on the website.
[+7] u/Abe2025: Futes will be futing at opening. This is a besr trap
[+7] u/HonestScar7176: And just like clock work. There’s never actually a deal 😆
[+7] u/Warmake: Israel owns the USA. A deal was never happening esp when these fuckers can still get rich off the conflict.
[+7] u/kemar7856: If the Iran soccer team doesn't get out of the group stage they must surrender if they do ceasefire remains
[+7] u/slothropdroptop: Bers praying for more war and a more expensive summer. Sad
[+7] u/Andromeda_0507: We on in 30 mins bros?
[+7] u/Fit-Skin1949: Which one we pumping overnight? I’m itching
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: 1. Get rid of 25k PDT rule.
2. Make options 24/5 for retail.
[+7] u/wildcat1055: Imagine thinking you're going to win a negotiation going against a guy who ... checks notes ... bankrupted a casino?!?
[+7] u/Kitty_Katzchen: nasdaq futes +1% right now
[+7] u/Constant_Story8217: Sydney Sweeneys tits have been spotted outside Islamabad carrying high level notes between the belligerent parties.
[+7] u/Significant_Speed854: I’m sorta bearish right now and can’t believe the current run. I’m not a bear more a bol but this run up has been crazy.
Most crazy: the amount of times a fake deal headline has made new ATHs
[+7] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: \> Log into X Thursday to see the deal appears to be promising
\> Log into X Friday to see the deal is on the brink, reported to be off
\> Log into X Saturday to see the deal is nearing finalizing
\> Log into X Monday night to see US strikes in Iran
Can someone tell me wtf is happening? I haven't been paying close attention the last few days. Beyond confused.
[+7] u/retardmaxxxxing: I am not investing in a bumch of retarded incelly mods lmao
[+7] u/Own_Country_9520: Gap up to meet Canadian market green dildos
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: SHITTY ASS FUCKING BEARS lmao
DEAD AGAIN lmfao
AGAIN
[+6] u/randomnameforwe: I have calls and am starting to get really concerned by the amount of bols screeching about how dumb bers are right now...
[+6] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: bears (dummies) will see a goose (🥭) lay gold eggs (tweets) and burn it (cash) at the stake (puts) for being a witch (early retirement)
[+6] u/cashflow_: I hate everything about everything
This has been a cashflow update
[+6] u/MufasasParachute: How much money do I need to make to cure depression?
[+6] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: What is this? A peace deal for ants?!
[+6] u/kal14144: Almost time for Shrek
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: **Bulls** (Bos Heterosexualis) are highly leveraged, dopamine-driven market ungulates widely observed in WallStreetBets. They are prominent members of the subfamily Bovinae Degeneratus and are best known for their instinctive behavior of buying weekly call options moments before earnings.
Distinguished by their refusal to take profits and their sacred phrase ‘stonks only go up,’ bulls migrate seasonally toward NVDA, SPY, and whichever ticker is currently destroying bears.
[+6] u/f0xinaround: Wouldn't be an American holiday without bombs going off I guess
[+6] u/Carfar_Farcar: Bers getting one last glimmer of hope before the lights go out (they can't afford the electric bill)
[+6] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: Bull cope is off the charts right now
[+6] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Your post suggests we still have much higher to go
[+5] u/SkyeJack: Ho Lee Fuk another peace deal
[+5] u/Anon19873645: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
[+5] u/toomuchmarcaroni: ASTS and NOK calls, long dated
[+5] u/shindiggaa: Once 🥭 tweets Allahu Akbar! It'll be over for the bers
[+5] u/retardmaxxxxing: “Why are we red?”
Because we just bombed some foreign shit, that’s why
[+5] u/SighRamp: Early part in the next big leg up. Saddle up, buttfucckers.
[+5] u/whodey84: Asians about ready to buy up all these oil futures aren't they...
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Cooked some rare/medium rare chicken for a triple date and they’re all complaining about getting diarrhea. Pretty sure the mountain dew code red I served us went bad.
[+5] u/jfwelll: Soooo are quantum stocks going to rip like intel did after govt took stake in.
They better do it because I really want to quit my shitty 9 to 5
[+5] u/WideBagel: futes to go up in self-defense
[+5] u/Own-Hornet-6339: Pajama traders is shambles
[+5] u/BooBrew32: I swear to god, if futures aren't fixed by tomorrow morning, I'm going to Wall Street to unplug the Apple 2 that the stock market runs off of and then nobody will be able to trade ever again.
[+5] u/sailboat322: Bears don’t realize the “self defense” strikes are priced in 😂😂
[+5] u/Big_Instruction9922: This shit is absolutely not going to tear through all that no volume, thin structure. The funniest part? The Saudi's won't do shit without Palestine being recognized as a state.
[+5] u/Glittering_rolex_420: When it open? 34 min ?
[+5] u/Financial_Desk4268: Will there be Robinhood overnight market today
[+5] u/iamjt: Idk if we still turn red... I tried shorting this shit during covid when there was continued bad news and it ended up with a face ripping rally
Same for Ukraine, inflation, tarrifs....
[+5] u/McClintockC: OPENNN THEEE CASINNOOOO
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: I expected nasdaq futes to be up +1000 points
[+5] u/bluen: Are futes ultra green right now?
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: can this week spy dump 20% so that microsoft can pump 3%, thanks
[+5] u/Adamos0210: Short Ferrari. Did you guys see the new electric abomination?
[+5] u/mwesty25: OPEN THE CASINO I WANT IN
[+5] u/Kitty_Katzchen: schrödingers deal continuing tomorrow
[+5] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Are futes up or down. I can't tell.
[+5] u/pokehexem: Amazing how a trump post pushes market up quickly yet when actual bombs drop the market slowly crawls down.
[+5] u/BackendBoss: Lost so much money this quarter staying short and cash, I give up. I think I’ll start looking at buying again, any good bets? Im thinking INTC & RKLB
[+5] u/LadderAdmirable: Concern for bol LMAO
[+5] u/UsefulInvestigator60: Believe it or not, calls.
[+5] u/NotMe357: "“The Enriched Uranium (Nuclear Dust!) will either be immediately turned over to the United States to be brought home and destroyed or, preferably, in conjunction and coordination with the Islamic Republic of Iran, destroyed in place or…” - Presiden Donald J. TACO"
Lmao I think the war really is gonna end this time. I mean...it looks like he want Iran to tell him (lie) that they have destroyed all the Uranium and USA is now winning. So he can end the war.
[+5] u/nigofe: Ghey bers trying to make my red allergi flare up, but i take antihistamines.
[+5] u/qx2: The let down on the deal will make some of you go back Wendy’s
[+5] u/themagnetometal: what's going on with futures? Where do I see it?
[+5] u/Split_Seconds: Bears dont get it.
Bombs are part of the negotiated deal. Moon.
[+5] u/EmergencyInternal837: I bagholded in 2021 and sold for a loss..not gonna touch that shit again
[+16] u/infinitewaters107: The ceasefire may be fake, but the market manipulation Israel.
[+14] u/Sick0h: Happiest days in bol life: getting married, birth of child, retiring
Happiest days in ber life: catastrophic global events have occurred
[+13] u/confused_teabagger: >US strikes on Iran’s Bandar Abbas a ‘small hurdle’ but unlikely to derail peace talks
Very cool! Just locker room attacks!
[+12] u/KittyLover-7: Wait new strikes and it barely flinches?
RIGGED and it will pump on the same recycled headline we’ve been hearing for a month straight
[+12] u/Several-Bridge-6287: New strikes in Iran, futures rise in anticipation of talks going well in the future.
[+12] u/Mr-Cheek-Clapper: Everything I’m not holding is flying
[+12] u/OnlyBols: If this pump holds i will buy an air conditioner for a european
[+11] u/ten7four: Peace 💥 **BOOOOOM** 💥 talks 💥 **KABLOOEY** 💥 going 💥 **KRAKATOA** 💥 well!
[+10] u/ohshitski: OPEN THE MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+10] u/kryptonyk: “Self defense strikes”. Lmfao
[+10] u/Angel_Diaz17: NVDA is about to go parabolic on market open. See yall at the top 🚀
[+10] u/ToonamiNights: Iran Vessels struck in the Strait caught placing more mines. You know what that means. SPY +0.69 incoming Tuesday
[+9] u/darkspherei: dropping bombs in the middle of negotiations doesn't seem like an effective way of achieving peace
[+9] u/Appropriate_Gap_5503: One minute until my emotion comes back
[+9] u/WarmCan3034: R we still bombing Iran lmao
[+9] u/Putrid_Article9866: My puts are fcked aren’t they. Time for me to join bulls
[+9] u/BumbleSlob: #tHe wAr iS vErY CoMpLeTe
[+9] u/AffectionateHawk4422: Let me see if I get this straight. Iran is bombed, which means war. But the market is up? Right...
[+9] u/12345cuda: its finally open and my mu keeps going up
[+9] u/blemdemman: can’t tell if bots or actual retards just spamming tickers
[+9] u/JohanLiebert92: bers clapped time and time again
[+9] u/BBBY4ever: As a bear, I can confirm we don’t have money
[+8] u/dublin87: None of this matters. He’s going to Truth something good or bad at like 8:15am
[+8] u/ChungusSpliffs: Imagine being a FUCKIN BEAR
[+8] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Qqq gets to 740 tomorrow
[+8] u/OG_L0c: My 2002 Honda Accord looks sexier than Ferrari's new electric car
[+7] u/JohanLiebert92: bers getting mouthy I see, bitchslapped at open tomorrow
[+7] u/Deep-Text-5909: Not even bombing Iran could save my puts this some bs
[+7] u/Spare-Capital-3347: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
"US airstrikes on Iran's Bandar Abbas are described as a 'small hurdle' expected not to derail ongoing US-Iran peace negotiations, amid continued military operations in the region."
[+7] u/Czyzzle: What in the actual fuck did ber do
[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: ASTS WE EATING GOOD SPACE BOYS
[+7] u/31andnotdone: step 1
admit your life has become unmanageable
[+7] u/xeuropa: **South Korea’s Kospi hits fresh record as hopes of U.S.-Iran breakthrough rise**
[+7] u/iloveaccounting64: I am extremely homosexual and therefore I’m buying puts.
[+7] u/StephenASkip1: Can’t believe I made money on the NASA etf lol, sometimes being retarded pays off
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Is the market pumping the same way it pumped after JD Vance came back from that weekend without a deal? There’s no deal right now. It’s just the government pumping this right now. The same as it’s been for the last month.
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: If you get 5% more deal that's a 600% increase
[+6] u/Spy300: ✅️ Declare war and do emergency rate cuts
[+6] u/Any-Presentation5438: Open the Robinhood app now!! ☑️
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Holy shit those puts are fucked
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: Bears are so dumb lmao
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: Peace talks going well. US just attacked new targets in Iran.
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: NOOOO!!! God DAMNIT!
[+6] u/ten7four: Who's aviv and what are we supposed to tell him?
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: Thank fuck I didn't hold puts over the weekend
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: How tf did SLV crash from 90 to 75 in few days but can’t even hit $80 now. Shit is so manipulated.
[+6] u/Fernyfern7: The peace talks were the friends we made along the way
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: >US military says it has launched new strikes on southern Iran
market: it doesnt matter
[+6] u/Snowman33001: Lol bers get off my lawn
[+6] u/twostroke1: War with Iran, spy goes up.
Peace deal underway, spy goes up.
Strait closed, spy goes up.
No peace deal, spy goes up.
New peace deal underway, spy goes up.
17th fake peace deal, spy goes up.
US bombs Iran again, spy goes up.
I’m sensing a pattern here.
[+6] u/UncouthMarvin: Bombing is in the US culture, no need to hope
[+5] u/90sRiceWagon: Open the fucking casino
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: ASTS missed earnings really bad and is now 100% LOL
[+5] u/Sick0h: Yes, I’m very sorry. I’m not sure quite how else to explain this to you. Sir, you’re entire ber family seems to be fuk.
[+5] u/SxeySteve: We've pumped on every single fake peace deal, yet there are people who still think we won't pump on this one
[+5] u/AKNJ907: BB bag holders bout to get their time in the sun
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: New attacks and 750 lol
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: if you trade using public news, let me know if it works
[+5] u/hallett21: This is it. This is the big ons
[+5] u/True_Brief7876: Let’s go 5 mins to open the Casinoooo
[+5] u/True_Brief7876: NVDA $223 tomorrow lfggggg
[+5] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Fake peace plan = 🤑🤑🤑
US strikes Iran after fake peace plan = 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️
[+5] u/BerryExpress: Day 10 of I have no idea if the war is on or off
[+5] u/i_simp_f: I remember when this website was just 4chan but gay
Where does the time go
[+5] u/rumblecatz: It’s still gay buddy
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: US forces reported to have attacked sites in southern Iran
The US military conducted “strikes in southern Iran” on Monday, according to a report by a US broadcaster.
“US forces conducted self-defence today to protect our troops from threats posed by Iranian forces,” Tim Hawkins, a spokesperson with the US military’s Central Command, was reported as saying by Fox News.
“Targets included missile launch sites and Iranian boats attempting to emplace mines. US Central Command continues to defend our forces while using restraint during the ongoing ceasefire,” Hawkins said, according to the report.
As we reported earlier, Iranian media reported explosions in the port city of Bandar Abbas in southern Iran, with the semi-official Mehr news agency reporting that the situation was under control.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Iran keeps falling for these talks everytime 💀 only to get bombed after
[+5] u/MagJack: we are bombing a country that we are "finalizing a peace deal with" on a day the market is closed and I am somehow up $5800, I do not understand it but ill take it
[+5] u/low-ranking_toilet: Every scenario is priced in just stfu
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: Markets will rally until ber morale improves
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: You guys are not even aware of the ceremonial war ending bombs?
[+5] u/Dawnchaffinch: I just want the Knicks to win a chip
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: ATH daily for the whole month imminent
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: Open the casino you bastards!
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Everyone talking about the straits of Hormuz but what about the gays of Hormuz?
[+5] u/AdNo7908: i jus want some chicken nuggies in dino shapes
[+5] u/ryzetard: ye lets see this ceasefire last while appearently centcom reports some fire exchange xd
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: stonk is crashing guys, only Vix tho😂
[+5] u/moonpoon1: Guess which bear just took his first BBC!
[+5] u/demonhunterking: RDW and POET pumping up
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: Love how bers started getting yappy again cause futes dropped 0.1% after going up 1% only for overnight to pound their bussy again.
Just put the fries in the bag bers, the market isn't for you regards 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: SPY is up nearly 10% YTD with all the shit that's happened so far LMAO
[+5] u/youngmacho: I am never holding short dated options over a 3 day weekend again. Longest weekend of my life. at least theyre calls so right now I look safe
[+5] u/roke34442: I am going keep trying to convince people that POET is not a good investment.
[+5] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Decided to hold 750 calls over the weekend. Gonna be sad if the market cucks me and sells off overnight
[+5] u/Slick_Bit69: Might as well bend over now
[+5] u/HelicopterOk3533: Where’s the guy that hoped we’d bomb. Congratulations jackass
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Bear in the Big Blue House is about to get evicted LMAO
[+5] u/Loan-Pickle: So apparently we just attacked Iran. https://www.investing.com/news/economy-news/trump-says-iran-to-turn-over-destroy-enriched-uranium-amid-reports-of-deal-4708670
[+5] u/Alive_Victory477: WHO HAS 750 SPY CALLS???
[+18] u/Studio_Gloomy: Hi everyone… I just wanted to thank you guys. I remember reading a RKLB DD two years, and today I just found out that I’m pregnant. I bought 2000 shares of RKLB when it was $4.50/share and now I’m so glad I did because I don’t have to worry about childcare or college. Again, thank you guys so much.
[+15] u/username2571: DRAM ripping. MU ripping. ASTS ripping. LFG!
[+14] u/Johnny_Menace: Whose ready to pay for $9 gallon gas?
[+14] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: You don’t get rich diversifying, yolo it all into 2-3 plays. This is financial advice
[+13] u/Worried_Quarter469: Was worried these were war bombs, looks like these are ceasefire bombs
[+13] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Imagine being a bear hoping and praying for more bombs to drop to tank the market, and then more bombs are dropped and the opposite happens.
[+13] u/bodymindtrader: Breaking: Iran attacks American bases in UAE
[+13] u/happyegg1000: Half missiles half drones we’ll see what happens
[+11] u/Feedthemcake: Ok so now everyone loves ASTS when two weeks ago you fuggin idiots were fudding it to hell. Honestly makes me want to buy rgti and poet since you’re all so goddamn dumb
[+10] u/NapNapNapNap: Averaging down on HOOD is the worst decision I’ve ever made.
[+10] u/Illimited_Esoterica: US missile strikes on multiple Iranian sites reported an hour ago. Peace incoming.
[+10] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Bear trap on the futes
[+10] u/No_Somewhere3288: Cash gang waiting for a 3% correction while the market keeps ripping
[+10] u/natalie_merchant_fan: Futes blood red by morning. Sleep well.
[+10] u/whyshw: Futures are green. So, not sure about all this doom talk
[+10] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: The news the past few days / weeks / months
Trump tweets Iran deal is here
New drop this weekend: Our government formally requested them to stop responding to Trump tweets about the war , theyre not negotiations
And then
Whoops Iran deal was made up again
We bomb them
[+9] u/The_eternal_fight: 🥭 Has made an emergency announcement. The strait is now open for fish only, which is huge step in peace negotiations.
In 2 weeks bigger fish will be allowed to pass free
[+9] u/Happy-n-Healthy: This is kinda cool....we're firing celebration missiles at them and they at us. Ancient Persian custom!
[+9] u/Eddyrancid: I'm all for a ceasefire pumping the markets, its just irritating that breaking it doesn't do anything
[+9] u/__nameless____: Calm down bro, they said the attack is in act of defense. You know, the usual, you attack to defend yourself. Also, the deal is very close, we just haven't tell 🇮🇷 that it's very close.
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: "Insider reporting from an unnamed White House official says the Iran deal is "95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on Iran opening the Strait of Hormuz and turning over all nuclear material."
It's 95% on the website
[+8] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Let’s just keep pumping. All summer long
[+8] u/Scalpaholic: Reddest green Futes that I can remember. Like some hostage situation for Calls.
[+8] u/mtol115: Need a 10x idea this week
[+7] u/Samjabr: Breaking News: MSFT is still a bag of turds
[+7] u/jc_ua: Half peace half deal
[+7] u/MadmantheDragon: ASTS just call me Hugh G Rection
[+7] u/Competitive-Water944: If anyone wanna practice twerking my lap is 🆓
[+7] u/makhnosfork: Deadliest ceasefire on record. More at 10.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: "Self defense strike" is this different than love tap? 🙃
[+7] u/ricknad: i'm long oil for at least another month
[+7] u/BecomingSavior: Blood red 🩸 an hour after open
[+7] u/Acrobatic-Ostrich168: Okay futures dropping kind of rapidly man idk if it’ll last
[+7] u/BigBritches619: Had this cow that had a calf 5 days ago and she got so sick afterwards i had the vet out treated her and everything then went out to feed tonight and heard her take her last breaths. It’s weird i went out at the exact time and watched her die i even tried reviving her but she was to sick
[+7] u/TonyStarks81: Stop fighting it and get in the clown car!!!!
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: New strikes in Iran but ceasefire still active? How? I don’t get it. Make it make sense.
[+6] u/SuperNewk: Fine all of you can copy my homework
The answer is CALLS
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: So much bear cope in here. How are any of you still solvent lmfao
[+6] u/surmoiFire: don’t worry bulls, it is a peaceful strike aims to lower your portfolio, has nothing to do with the peace talk or cease fire.
[+6] u/BuyHandSanitizer: Kospi rippin to Valhalla
[+6] u/Nysyk: Mango getting worse at this. Everyone knows you let it pump for a few days then start the bombing. smh
[+6] u/mayorolivia: US negotiations with Iranian spice merchants will continue into the night, sources say.
[+6] u/ActivatingEMP: Literally missile strikes on Iran from the US and oil only goes up 2% lmao. Clown market
[+6] u/Feisty-Payment9614: Inflation is out of control and war is escalating in the Middle East. But it’s OK because bers are ghey
[+6] u/jpomfg: LUNR & ASTS , SPACE IS THE PLACE
[+6] u/LegalName: Green tonight means red tomorrow 😭
[+6] u/pmotiveforce: In 2000 years there will still be the battle of bers vs bulls but the origins of the names will be lost to history.
"Well, son, nobody remembers why bers and bulls fight or where they came from. But as a bull, your job is to fuck your sister and make more cross-eyed, tarded bull babies to fight off the handsome, intelligent horde of bers."
[+6] u/Coogiez: Looks like a -5% day tomorrow
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Silver is such a piece of shit
[+6] u/HomeHedgeFund: MU TO 1000 YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
[+6] u/abused-throwawayy: Bro how is vix even fucking lower oh my god
[+6] u/Exciting-Layer1963: Donny making sure all the calls are green so bols have cash to dump into SpaceX
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: Bears keep coping, 12 hours until your demise, imagine buying puts while all politicians and Trump loaded up
[+6] u/PuzzledLeader8941: So bers can lose money
[+6] u/Bubbledood: Just make rich people richer things will get better bro
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: They're salivating over dicks 🐥
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: I need a 40% consistent yearly return for the next 7 years to hit my coast FIRE goal. Fuck this shit. I'm out. 🙄
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: MSFT prob deserve guiness world records for being the worst fucking investment anyone has made in the 20th century
[+5] u/Hot_Clothes4925: I’m a Ber, but war is the most terrifying experience the human race can endure.
[+5] u/rocier: bears launching bombs in a desperate attempt to keep peace away. its too late bers!
[+5] u/Ihateporn2020: So what is the nature of the agreement?
[+5] u/Adventurous_Garlic58: Double top, flip flop, cuck drop, bears in 4😮💨
[+5] u/shasta747: QQQ is about to leave SPY behind
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: "Fiery but mostly peaceful airstrikes ahead of Hormuz deal"
[+5] u/Stereodark_: Short Ferrari, after the announcement the stock will plummet. The new Luce is, to put it mildly, a pile of garbage.
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Insider reporting from an unnamed source says my relationship agreement with Sydney Sweeney is “95% done”.
The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on her returning my texts and not reporting me to the police.
[+5] u/Samjabr: When are you dumbasses going to learn.
America is benefiting far more (aka - suffering less) than anyone else while Hormuz is closed.
🥭 Is in no real rush to end things.
[+5] u/Vulthen1: The deal is 95% done; now only the remaining 95% has to be worked out on
[+5] u/axewoodsman: When you think about it, US should not make a deal, so far the prospect of a deal has pump the market higher and higher. Run that narrative over and over, the Algos don't care, it keeps pumping. Infinite money glitch.
[+5] u/CathieMyQueen: BOL GAINS EVAPORATING LIKE TEARS IN THE RAIN BY THE MILLISECOND
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: IF WE ONLY GO UP
WHY DO PUTS EXIST?
[+5] u/AppleJuiceTwo: market knows we already started bombing again, right?
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Remember guys every time you eat an almond it’s the same amount of water as 10,000 AI prompts
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: Are Khargg Islands on fire now???
Wow helluva celebration! Deal must be minutes away.....
[+5] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: We're going to pacify them back to the stone age.
[+5] u/livingunique: I need to turn $100k into $300, give me your best plays
[+5] u/FinallyArt: Corn wasn't dumping after the new Iran attacks and I was questioning everything.. but now its moving as expected.
[+15] u/NativePlant870: The amount of dog shit companies approaching $1 trillion market cap is concerning
[+12] u/ilwb: Fake peace deal every week and we can pump forever
[+11] u/kjl8921: I absolutely love trading but I hate that I need to keep up with the news and all the stupid ass headlines
[+10] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Why do the markets not care about new strikes lol
[+10] u/M4roon: We should just pump. Russia was a nothing. Covid was a nothing. Iran was a nothing. AI didn't take all our jobs and it's been years now. fuckiiinnnnn what else.. I got coffee. It's sunny. Youth are based again.
Just pump it, everything's actually gonna be alright lol
[+10] u/DeezSpicyNuts: When they asked me to list my strengths in an interview recently, I said I:
-shoot first and ask questions later
-take aggressive, hour long shits that WILL cause plumbing issues
-will start physical fights with anyone who comes on property who I don’t immediately recognize
This was for a bartending job at a daycare. Come to think of it I’m not sure it was totally legit
[+10] u/No_Ask_753: I wish I had just been born rich
[+10] u/big-mo: Then they buy the place a round cause they are loaded
[+9] u/rhuffq: I woke up this morning to “Super close to an end of the war” and going to bed to “Renewed strikes”. Fart of the Deal.
[+9] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: Bears brought the potato salad with the raisins
[+9] u/le_pedal: Like I said, I've seen cats and dogs smarter than these Chipotle employees.
[+9] u/False_Secret1108: Hey look it’s the 100th bear retard here in denial
[+8] u/9tacos: Bombing run to SPY 800!
[+8] u/No-Detective-6229: US-Iran deal: 60% of the time, it works 0% of the time
[+8] u/thatmitchguy: The front page whiplash of cnbc is low key hilarious. "Futures rise on hopes Iran/US deal is close." And directly below it in the same window "US conducting "Self Defense" strike" against Iran.
[+8] u/PlandomeProwler: So according to CNBC US Gov has done a defensive strike against Iran today to further peace talks..... lol
[+8] u/Unhappy-Ad-2609: Concept of a deal ➡️ oil down 7%. Strike on iran➡️ oil up 1.5%. 🫠🫠🫠🫠
[+7] u/SocraticLogic: There's been intermittent strikes almost daily since the original ceasefire. Iran doesn't have total control of RG assets, and independent skirmishes are inevitable. The industrial powers that be want a peace deal so they can go back to buying cheap(er) oil. A bunch of blown up skiffs isn't going to derail that.
Green open. Green close.
[+7] u/Solid_Direction_8929: Did we just attack Iran again?
[+7] u/Onnimation: Ah shiiiii here we go again boys, round 8? Wait, is this round 9? Fakkkk, I forget... anyways blood red tmr:
**US military strikes Iranian boats, missile launch sites, and buildings: CENTCOM**
[+7] u/Tsukasa_Wavemaster_: Whenever you see a bear in here just remember most of them don't even have a brokerage account.
[+7] u/Briack89: New Ferrari looks like it wearing a Tesla Halloween costume
[+7] u/dingusmingus2222: BREAKING NEWS: There have been apparent 'self-defensive' strikes against my portfolio! I will be behind the Wendy's dumpster. Thank you for your attention in this matter!
[+7] u/Bravadette: "Tight oil markets til 2027 even if a deal is reached tonight" amazing times we live in.
[+7] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: 🤑I've got 800k sitting in the 2x lunr etf tomorrow gonna be good
[+7] u/WrexyWrex: Treasuries rallied across the curve as cash trading resumed after a holiday break, with investors growing more optimistic about a potential US-Iran deal.
[https://bsky.app/profile/bloomberg.com/post/3mmpts42at32u](https://bsky.app/profile/bloomberg.com/post/3mmpts42at32u)
it's real, it's over
your grandma bond portfolio is saved
Nana is going to be okay now,
[+7] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - SOXL to 250.0 before 28-May-2026 07:14 AM -05
[+7] u/Sploooooooooge: I thought it was NVDA
[+6] u/KundaliniVibes: Has SPY ever went up 20% in under 2 months before?
All on the engineered narrative of “hope of a deal being close”.
[+6] u/Longjumping-One-7022: lol yall gonna get dumped so hard.
[+6] u/W0lv3rIn321: Nothing like a minor bombing to give the Ber hope before a major announcement tomorrow and we moon. Couldn’t be more obvious at this point
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: big world event
market lately: "dont care gonna pump"
peace in the world achieved, masses happy
market: "that doesn't work for me brother, time to dump."
[+6] u/lebronkahn: We have concept of a deal.
[+6] u/Psychological-Ship85: Where were you wen ber r fuk?
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: crypto dumping but spy unaffected.
Odd
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: We restarted bombing.. best we can do -4.92% on Oil.. the world has moved on i guess.
[+6] u/Budi1782: I'm going to laugh so hard when this turns red before open.
[+6] u/Fluid_Shock_4626: Market makers royally ready to fuck us all with a recession just to get bailed out
[+6] u/-rigga: Ass and tiddies. Ass and tiddies. 😎
[+5] u/justanaveragejoe520: War is bullish AF when you can trick algos into pumping it
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Futures seem totally unphased by war restarting
[+5] u/ProfitMossad: A man with conviction will part with his gains as propaganda outlets constantly rape his oil calls the second they’re ITM.
[+5] u/BallsHardest: I'm finna make sooooo many stupid moves tomorrow
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Just_Learned_This made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **1 month** when it was 647.862 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 4 losses
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[+5] u/dabblesest: Gold you range bound slut! Do anything!!!
I may have some strangles expiring this week…
[+5] u/PulIthEld: We have Artificial General Intelligence already. We just dont have Artificial Consciousness.
And it's better this way.
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Tomorrow is another glorious day to lose some money.
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: The bulls are back. The bears back in the sack.
[+5] u/PanicApprehensive16: Sold all my LUNR on Friday and now I wanna die.
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: BlackBerry bags finally unloaded.
[+5] u/tiger1191: better now than when it's at 1000
[+15] u/dankeyschon: The bubble popping is delayed by a week every time a stupid bear here talks about a bubble
[+12] u/odity9: Third time in a year we've sucker punched Iran during negotiations. How'd it work the first two times?
[+12] u/IndependentBoth2831: Bears are downvoteing everything
[+11] u/Nwah2112: BERS REALLY FUCKED UP THIS TIME EH
[+11] u/SkoomaJunki3: Are the markets open regular hours for National Blueberry Cheesecake Day tomorrow?
[+10] u/kex06: Dram bulls we are back
[+9] u/narcteh: For some reason I just cant shake off this feeling there's gonna be a rug somewhere being pulled. Hard.
[+9] u/Pete26l96: #BOLS SCARED, THEY KNOW THE BUBBLE BOUT TO BURST ANY DAY NOW
[+8] u/PropheticMurmurs: I see no reason to be skeptical of his deal.
He’s never had a deal fall through before.
No, none of his deals have been total bullshit smoke and mirrors in the past.
[+8] u/LongCucumber3710: The US hit Iran again so that the market can pump on one more deal announcement
[+8] u/space_heater1: Gonna evict some single mothers later 🤙
[+8] u/yeedub: Lol it's going to go red by open
[+7] u/D1finalboss: The market is so rigged. The media so rigged how can you believe anything you see and hear today? I’ll see you at open
[+7] u/mangled_degenerate: I don't like fucking ber ass but it's honest work and it keeps the lights on.
[+7] u/zg44: There is a point where the next 10 or so years of AI future growth will end up more than fully priced in (good luck predicting when that happens though I think it'll happen at some point in 2027).
I always remind myself that Microsoft's annual revenue tripled from $30 billion to $90 billion from 2000 to 2012 while its stock stayed 50% below its 2000 peak over that time frame.
That will happen with all these AI names at some point.
[+7] u/NVDL_USD: The best way to make lots of money is to raise rent on single mothers and then to use that for 0tde nvidia calls
[+7] u/Intelligent_Heat451: **ASTS GANG Members checking in**
[+6] u/Fast_Department_9270: Someone tell me silver is going up tomorrow 🤞
[+6] u/Glad_Falcon_5794: Market go up so fast now wow
[+6] u/iBoughtYourCar: Roth is up 6.5% thank you LUNR
[+6] u/Thumbszilla: "Self defense strikes" LOL. [U.S. conducts ‘self-defense strikes’ in Iran as Trump tries to push for peace deal](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/26/us-conducts-self-defense-strikes-in-iran-as-trump-seeks-peace-deal.html?__source=androidappshare)
[+6] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I am so convinced that the SpaceX ipo is gonna be a pump and dump that I will be buying in on the day . Must inverse myself.
[+6] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: DRAM better hit 60 this week!
[+6] u/BurntKookk: 760 calls are gonna print
[+6] u/kex06: Everything pumping! Except for Netflix of course
[+6] u/jeffynihao: HLIT, NOK, BB, FCEL
So much fucking fomo holyyyuu
[+6] u/squidsauce99: More than 1,000 ppl become millionaires in the us every day and meanwhile you can’t even pdt
[+5] u/Fun_Training6342: How much will spy end up today?
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: All these pumps and dumps yet PLTR decides to be a fucking turd. No movement at all wtf
[+5] u/Legitimate-Ranger-94: When the war actually is over bers will finally have their bet market lol
[+5] u/type_error: COST gonna pivot to making AI hot dogs and AI rotisserie chicken
[+5] u/WorkingHorror99: Futes says fuck your boats
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: bers back to franticly spamming war headlines
[+5] u/kumako10: Is the dude who put his life savings into amd and rgti puts here?
[+5] u/SeaworthinessFast161: Are space stocks going to keep ripping until June 12? I’m think yes, they almost have to. Massive correction after.
[+5] u/benj760486: Strait may be closed but space sure as hell isn't
[+5] u/Impossible-Loss-4948: They gotta make a x4 space etf with LUNR ASTS RKLB RDW PL FLY
[+15] u/Shoganai_Hito: I will get paid for 8 hrs of work tomorrow while working for about 3 hrs total 🤌🏼
[+14] u/DesignerSea494: My dog has gotten over-the-top excited about the same kibble, twice a day for 13 years. I don’t even like leftovers. I think I’m doing life wrong.
[+14] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Remember that peace deal is hours away from being signed last saturday
[+12] u/sonofalando: Damn, they’re even laying off the AI now.
[+11] u/Evatend: markets probably tank on the open and then skyrocket for the rest of the week if I had to guess.
[+10] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Here's a life pro tip:
Never shave the insides of your ass cheeks with a razor
[+10] u/SenpaiMars-Barz: Bears I just want to say thank you...the dopamine hit I get from watching your positions drill straight into my bank account is sometimes all that keeps me going...Please keep buying my puts. Thanks you and come again.
[+10] u/Double_Biscotti_6364: No thank u wsb is my news source
[+9] u/AngusMcTibbins: Someday Hormuz will be gaping wide like Riley Reid's butthole
[+8] u/Hellmale: Just 1 trade a day ., $100 to $10k in a month
[+8] u/bangdatsong: When you love phat ass but you got a mini peepee… so you have no choice but to go for the flat ones 🥺
[+7] u/sftmp: Space stock just flying
[+7] u/Apprehensive_Ad5483: WSB currently: “war is over. Bers get rekt”…5 min later “US has dropped a nuke on Iran. Prepare your arsehole bols”
[+7] u/Additional-Record-16: Dram going to moon today
[+7] u/Level_Ad8089: Space stonks about to blow
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: These futures are turning me on. And I’m asexual.
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Bro has concepts of a deal
[+6] u/gomper: Do you think there are some rednecks out there who still think elon is going to send them $5k?
[+6] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: brisket wouldn't do that. you filthy liar
[+6] u/Bromine_Bro35: Small titties + big ass is better than big titties + big ass
[+6] u/lovelylvyne: deal SPY QQQ+5%, no deal flat
[+6] u/Lost_in_Torontoh: This is a post by the CEO of SLS
SLS CEO:
" I see a tremendous resemblance between OUR TEAM MISSION and what the knick have ACCOMPLISHED this season, it is A TRUE BREAKTHROUGH "
Let's decode his post
" Our team mission ( cancer vaccine, regal) , accomplished, a true breakthrough"
$100 per share
[+6] u/TheFlyingGyro: Dude they are melting down on X. They saw the strike on the boat and are overjoyed that the war might come back. Just vile human beings
[+6] u/barelyreadsenglish: When you retire 4 mil will buy you a nice used accord
[+5] u/lovingduckbutter: STONKS really do only go up.
[+5] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Bers are more fukt than Alexis Texas
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Everyone talking about iran deal as if it’s actually happening
[+5] u/Kickboy21: My acid reflux fucking me in the ass rn
[+5] u/New-Length5593: DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL NO DEAL
[+5] u/silverfutes: I’ll take case #12 Howie.
[+5] u/Willing_Spring2736: Prob is by the time we retire 4 mil will be the same as 40 grand :(
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: i feel like too many of you have nvda calls for this to go up
[+5] u/Logical_Lie6478: OH THANK FUCK, OPEN THE CASINO
[+15] u/RepresentativeSea583: US is engaged in ceasefire talks with Iran about ending the war and opening the strait while Iran is still mining the strait and US is hitting them in self-defense. Looks promising!
[+13] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Consumer confidence: lowest since 1947
Markets: ath
Everything is fine
[+12] u/stupidber: Instead of that expensive Paris vacation just take mushrooms and watch Ratatouille
[+9] u/bigfan49: Hey look my stocks are up 1% that must mean everything else is up 5-10%
[+9] u/hioman01: SPY is now closer to 1000 than 500, pussy cash gang LMAO
[+8] u/earnestlikehemingway: Go to Costco buy some hotdogs.
[+8] u/SteadyandSharp: What should I buy tmmr, no shills pls. I’m down bad.
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I'm about to show her what cream of mushroom is
[+8] u/LeftBullTesty: I’m not touching this shit until lunch time.
[+8] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: So they attacked Iran but only the South somehow in self defence and the Strait is open but isn’t and the deal is still being negotiated but its also basically done however shit’s still being blown up?
[+8] u/S0Anon: Plenty of room for datacenters in bears asses
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: The market is jacked to the tits
So much manipulation you can’t even fathom
Just pumps on nothing, even on bad news it don’t drop
Glad I am cash gang
[+7] u/Bazzer82: MSFT gang checki.........Actually, let's not bother.
[+7] u/Jaded_Drink8872: bite the pillow, champ
[+7] u/Quiet-Aspect7635: nobody ever lost money taking profits
[+7] u/RonBlake: If they expire Friday then sell tomorrow, no brainer
[+6] u/TILTING_MOUNTAIN: Gonna dump more into BB. My bags are feeling light.
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: im so eepy…dont wanna go to work in da mornin. just wanna sleep, jack on, trade, and play vidya.
being an adult is fake n ghey
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: anyone entering ASTS tmr? what price u trynna enter at?
[+6] u/lawschoolthrowaway36: OUST
NOK
SIVE
💰💰💰💰💰💰
[+6] u/bigfan49: Msft should just close up shop
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: So have we actual figured out if they’re giving up nuclear material or is this whole deal thing just another classic 🌮 Tuesday pump?
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: What’s up my fellow autists.
[+6] u/Pretty-Cat8472: I’ll likely leave my money to my kids.
[+6] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Do Canadians know about birria tacos?
[+5] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: the new ferrari EV looks ugly as shit
[+5] u/Winter_Intention_348: Hear me out. Long dips on mag 7 stocks, repeat 8 times. 25k in 2 months
[+5] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Only thing good to be a bear on is vix.
[+5] u/RkBaby: It’s always have been
Money makers vs peasants
[+5] u/happy123z: SLS up overnight. She's coiled like a rattlesnake
[+5] u/Lookatmyfruit: Buying oil futures today was free money
[+5] u/Maximum-Classic3416: Are we just going to be able to wait for the morning dip and print off calls per usual tomorrow morning?
[+5] u/Dyce10x: BB makes me so fucking hard.
[+5] u/Adotwrites: Girls who listen to Kodak black look like Kodak black
[+18] u/ieatmoondust: Would be funny if retail refused to FOMO into SpaceX and left a bunch of rich fu@kers bag holding, when they had planned on using us as exit liquidity. Unfortunately people are dumb and will buy it anyway.
[+12] u/Nictel: Canceling the Ferrari _again_
[+11] u/trust_it_bb: Oil going so low we’ll be using it to cool data centers lmao.
[+11] u/mks_csw: launch attack->slight dip
announce ceasefire->pump
say deal is close->bigger pump
repeat for infinite money
[+10] u/Stock-Accountant: Longing data centers exclusively powered by asses of big booty latinas
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: How is my port green with this Micky mouse shit
[+9] u/genjky: Watching the Kevin Hart roast. Chelsea Handler 100% knew about Epstein
[+9] u/Hodgey91: That’s it. I’m giving up alcohol
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: There was a boob in my dream it was awesome
Then it started growing bigger bigger and started filling up the room that shit woke me up
[+8] u/Vino-Decanto: After a long weekend it feels like coming up for air, returning to my real time financial demise
[+7] u/Montyprice7206: Apparently the new rally cry is Bols For Bombs ✅
[+7] u/genjky: I look back on my life and wish I did more coke. Anyways, LUNR calls
[+7] u/Robodr0ne: The new Ferrari looks like a knockoff of some cheap chinese crap. Really tragic.
[+7] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # The Ebola is “priced in” …… 🦠 💸 💸 —Market Climbs 📈
[+7] u/jraiv420: Europoors better not dump
[+7] u/UnivalveX: ceasefire soon bro I promise
[+7] u/VillageDull952: VIX up while futures are up, yep tomorrow is gonna be interesting that's for sure
[+6] u/ChadVelden: Wait market open > Wait 30 mins > Hope it dips > Buy dips > Hope vertical > 🤌🏼
[+6] u/circadiggmigration: No bank should be allowed to be closed for longer than 6 hours.
This isn't 1800 and whatever the fuck when farmer jimbo would jump on horse back and travel for a day to deposit his 53.64 from this year's crop auction at the bank of america drop safe.
[+6] u/Superente_: Europe is starting so sell. Well deserved. SPY 750 was the top.
[+6] u/Superente_: So war escalating again and the strait won't open anytime soon.
Are energy shortages back on the table?
[+6] u/Mountain_Return4445: FUCK OIL!!! DOWN YOU GO!!!
[+6] u/sayemsosa: I have a plan, we go get the enriched uranium but keep it secret so it doesn’t spook the market and then announce the win on the weekend so the Monday pump can be galactic
[+6] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’ve been rotting on the couch for the past 80ish hours
[+6] u/Harp-Note: Stuck in a loop of closing Reddit and reopening it 20 times already.
[+5] u/Superente_: If you dont load up on Oil right here you deserve to stay poor. What are you even doing?
[+5] u/TheRedditGoose: MU just randomly up 4%. I don't get it
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: can’t believe oil is about to open flat after that nice dump it had over the weekend…
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Dudes, what do you think about full port into nvdi shares tomorrow. Cannot go tits up.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Sell in May (May 29th to be exact)
and go away
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: As long as the Americans continue their military adventures in our region, no agreement will be reached.
The US government has repeatedly shown that it only understands the language of force.
Say hello to $200 oil.
https://x.com/ibrahim\_zolfgri/status/2059078550263910861?s=46
[+5] u/Mathguy200: FUCK ALL BITCH ASS BEARS SPY $770 EOD TOMORROW
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: You probably shouldn’t go long on futes during a holiday especially when they’ve pumped bigly on zero volume.
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: My QCOM 220c dont expire till August 😂😂keep climbing babu. Jesus fuck im loading up on more QCOm calls at open. Hey have investor meeting end of june and earnings enf of july.
[+5] u/tkerzx: Brother you’re trusting the Indians? The most notorious scammers?
[+22] u/Shroomboom420: "Peace deal within 24 hours!!" Market up BIGLY.
"Peace deal cancelled" Market remain up BIGLY
[+18] u/Knarre30: If the news that US launches rockets again had hit us last week, we would be red. But because of a non existant peace deal were green?
This is just retarded at this point
[+15] u/aniote: I've been hiking in nature for four days and not checking stocks and ngl for a fleeting moment life feels worth living
[+11] u/RockasaurusRex: People kept telling me to buy chips. So now I've got a garage filled with over $125k worth of chips (potato, tortilla, ruffles, kettle, etc; I wanted to diversify) but when's the best time to sell? Also, how do I sell all these chips?
[+11] u/StandardDot5115: it's a tiny strike, a little strike, the smallest strike you've ever seen. nobody does small strikes like we do
[+10] u/klippklar: You guys just don't understand. They aren't dropping regular bombs, they're dropping PEACE bombs!
[+10] u/ZYHUA: Just sold everything including MU AMD INTC SOXL, buy the rumor sell the news. See a -20% on SPY to retest 620 level, I'm serious. You never go broke taking profits
Maybe the last couple of cents is still there left to be make. I'll leave that to the fellow regards
[+9] u/RevolutionaryFly3430: Gentlemen,
In exactly 6 hours and 30 minutes, the NYSE opens.
The floodgates will be unleashed. Some of you will achieve generational wealth. Some of you will perish. Some of you will be applying for a second shift behind the Wendy's dumpster by lunchtime.
There will be margin calls. There will be circuit breakers. There will be screenshots that belong in history books.
Sharpen your crayons. Load your watchlists. Kiss your buying power goodbye.
I'll see you men on the beach. Till Valhalla.
[+9] u/TreGet234: Greatest time to be alive ever. Just buy nokia and blackberry calls and unlock generational wealth with effectively 0 risk.
[+9] u/DisgrunltedDan: IRAN'S SUPREME LEADER: THE CLOCK CANNOT BE TURNED BACK, THE 'SHAKY ZIONIST REGIME WILL MOVE CLOSER TO THE END OF ITS OMINOUS EXISTENCE'
Meanwhile …stock market— OK!
[+8] u/sunnydays2121: wanna make money? buy asts
wanna lose money? shorts asts
thank you
[+8] u/mangofruitdude: This special military operation in Iran sure takes longer than expected lmao
[+8] u/DwigtSchrute1: I suggest you go back into coma
[+7] u/GandalfTheHung1: Gotta love the time of the night when all the bots come out in full force doom posting
[+7] u/liikenneaksioma: Are we MUning today?
[+7] u/winner_in_life: Ra ra rasputin russia greatest love machine
[+7] u/NFG89: Just woke up from a coma, is paypal still the premier fintech, valued at over $300?
[+7] u/A55BAG: What time 🥭usually starts tweeting?
[+7] u/Repulsive_Roof6790: WW3 is bound to happen just to piss on my callls
[+7] u/knoqd_: The US struck Iran last night and we’re at ATH lmao
[+7] u/WalkIndividual5122: Too realistic. The entire market is an algo fanfic.
[+6] u/KenaiFjords357: Tempted to sell my positions and go cash gang tomorrow
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: As a high ranking general in the IRGC, the straight will always be under Iranian control with many fees of bigly proportions being charged. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+6] u/w4k4s: Why isnt Brent at like 120 already?
[+6] u/Global-Layer6530: The 10 year is down dude...
[+6] u/kabbowkabbow: having "conviction" in a stock is how you become a community member
[+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: Trump do something, oil keeps rising.
[+6] u/Extrinsic_Value: open the casino regards
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: It's just a bit of restrained bombing.
Peace negotiations are going well!
The Dow is over 50,000!
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: **KEEP MY STOCKS NAME OUT OF YOUR BEAR MOUTH**
🚶♀️➡️🤚🤕🚶♀️
[+5] u/mrl2r: My gym crush of 1+ year just liked me on Hinge. Ain't no way I'm liking her back, going to continue to act like she doesn't exist at the gym while I'm secretly paying attention to her every move.
[+5] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: So the US is clearing the missile sites in southern Iran that pose the biggest threat to any landing on the Hormuz islands, and are telling us it's for "self defense".
[+5] u/Civil_Cheesecake2492: Goog, MU, and SNDK all up overnight on Robinhood atm
[+17] u/zainwhb: huge dump on open which will be eaten right away and easy +0.5% close, then followed by really red wednesday. Come back again for some market forecasts from someone who is down 10% while everyone else is up 30%
[+13] u/cryptohomunculus: Long weekend helps this sub because it gives people one less day to be wrong about everything
[+12] u/VaIentineX: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/WxTy0N53pt](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/WxTy0N53pt)
wonder how this stupid ber is doing
[+11] u/Low_Truck_7049: bers crying, going to all the highs today, MU to $1000
[+9] u/Thin_Response_2689: Nokia and BlackBerry relevant again, are we still in 2008 LMAO 💀🤌
[+9] u/Excellent_Tourist633: Iran ready to remove enriched uranium from their territory - via ballistic missiles
[+8] u/zainwhb: Iran is in on it and IRGC makes huge money on SPY 0dte calls, there you go. You heard it from me first
[+8] u/rebel-capitalist: I’m so tired with my job. I’m thinking to gamble everything I’ve got to escape
[+7] u/mavreix: Canceled the $5/month robinhood gold membership. Because what is the point of technicals in this market? It only go up
[+7] u/stellarfan: Stupid europoors cant lift shit
[+7] u/night_shredder: motherfucking bastards why is the casino still closed? go eat a bag of dicks
[+7] u/melvinzee: Bears are hoping the ceasefire is broken, little do they know agression when a deal is about to be signed is bullish. Sabotage attempts happen right before every major deal.
[+6] u/Isometric_exercises: Anyone who reffers to candles as hulk/shrek dicks are gay af. And probably poor.
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Don’t see much upside from here without a correction I hope this shit goes sub 700 LMAO💀🤌
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Let the great dump begin at open LMAO🤌
[+6] u/Lake-Dependent: “ISRAEL SHALL BE UPROOTED” - SPY +4%
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: I sold all my stocks and bought oil, you know the drill
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Can’t wait for oil to spike when we don’t make a deal LOL then when the dump is over I buy calls on AI, no brainer it’s the same kangaroo shit over and over
[+6] u/Excellent-Bag135: Pump has been decided upon. Nothing else matters.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: So nice that we attacked and market is 🐂 📈📈📈
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: I get it, bers. You think you shorted the top. But the top will keep topping.
[+5] u/itsgodsposterchild: Balls. I mean calls. Shit.
[+21] u/Standard-Top-5942: It's crazy how daily headlines of peace deals and wars have allowed 🥭 to distract the American public from the Epstien files and the fact he likely raped minors. They know that this would actually get them all removed from office.
[+11] u/chiswis: BREAKING NEWS: WESTERN IRAN RECEIVING SOME LOVE TAPS
[+11] u/SpecialistB: BREAKING : IRAN AGREES TO GIVE UP ONLY ENRICHED PLUTONIUM IN EXCHANGE FOR OPENING STRAIT OF HORMUZ ONLY FOR JP MORGAN FEMALE EXEC TANKERS - SNAXXXIOS
[+10] u/thethor1231: Cmon micron, only 21 USD to go to make me not look like an idiot for buying at ATH
[+10] u/Piano5pctCapital: Up 20-30% in two months and bers are still getting creamed
[+9] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: Spy blasting to all time highs, economy is great, housing is super affordable (compared to ten years from now), jobs are abundant, people are so happy that they’re reproducing at rapid rates, grocery prices are basically free, ai enhanced productivity so much we don’t even need to go to work anymore. Life is good. World peace and free energy can’t get better than this. They’ll probably cut rates to zero because we are having such a good time. They’ll probably print an infinite amount of money otherwise everything would be free
[+9] u/Chromaticism: BB on the front page of the daily thread? It’s fucking over
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # Bers lmmmmaaaaooooo
[+8] u/Standard-Top-5942: So we violated the cease fire the day before supposedly we sign a permanent end to the war? brilliant
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: I don't even know what shade of red my broker uses anymore
[+8] u/Grymninja: I asked what to buy on Friday and was told to save my money for today.
Fuck you guys
[+7] u/bennyblancobb: maybe he found a glitch, where he can say war is over +3% new attacks -1%, pump to infinity
[+7] u/ClaudesSexBot: SPY ATH premarket lmao, its gonna be green dildos everywhere today
[+7] u/BFox1982: "We are close on an agreement to end the war" SPY up .5%
"We just blasted missiles at Iran" SPY up .75%
[+7] u/Qwoapp: Broski with his 160k in spx puts is crying somwhere rn
[+6] u/SetRestart: Gaybears in shambles once again.
Imagine looking at a sea of green, tech pumping another 5% for literally no reason and deciding "Yes today is the day I short the American economy".
Thanks for the liquidity, you fucking nerds.
[+6] u/Ok_Ambassador_4311: We lift off in 3 hours ladies and gentlemen.
[+6] u/Resilience_Technique: “Iran’s supreme leader Mojtaba Khamenei says U.S. bases will no longer have a safe haven in the region.”
[+5] u/inevitable_fallen: Black swans are extinct.
[+5] u/chandlero69: GRPN my cock while I MRAM some Sandick in my ass.
[+5] u/broke_person: 1 year ago: Market crash soon. Bad bad economy
5 months ago: AI bubble, crash crash, high capex
1 month ago: Too high. Crash now crash now