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[+62] u/collegefootballfan69: Its so funny to listen to gamblers and economists on here. The gamblers make money and the economists make sense
[+42] u/Provolone-Jones: Market will never go down because we can, in fact, print fake headlines forever
[+37] u/2020isgreat: Strait still closed? Shortages coming? See no one cares
[+27] u/AdOk3638: Sold my spy calls for 24$ profit today. Ama.
[+26] u/Few_Discount_7632: From down $2k to down $68. I think it’s a good day
[+25] u/bearhunter429: #America and Iran made a deal where it was decided that the real enemy is ber LMAO🤌
[+23] u/FrostingOk2692: A balanced portfolio made of half MU and half SNDK
[+23] u/Shoganai_Hito: Thinking about putting $100k into VOO and just chilling. This day trade stuff is stressful af and not sleeping very well lately. That said, will likely be back day trading tomorrow
[+21] u/VirgillMastercard: I may be early, but I’m also wrong!
[+21] u/Chicago-Jelly: Guys, I don’t want to brag but I’m like, *really* good at losing money.
[+20] u/Upstairs_System_6257: the closest deal in the history of all peace deals
[+19] u/chauhan_shubham: Nothing in this market makes sense.
Walmart is down 7% and Birkenstock is up 20%.
Somehow people dont have enough money for walmart but Ralph Lauren and Burkenstock. BS.
[+19] u/smellyfingernail: The longer the war goes the better it is for stocks because there’s more ceasefire announcement bumps
[+19] u/Redsirr: Spent all day on the charts. Literally open to close
Made $100
[+18] u/Valkorion335786: SPY delisted tomorrow morning
[+17] u/ten7four: Deal so close, if it got any closer, they'd be touching swords
[+17] u/NiceJobSon: My gf is diamond handing Sndk, mu, and intc. Ovaries of steel
[+16] u/Ble_h: So how many Iran deals are going to leak tomorrow?
[+16] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: so we pumped just because iran was sent another proposal? jfc im going to create an online news site and just pump and dump the market as well. this shit is stupid
[+16] u/MrRobotFancy: "Iranian source says no deal has been reached with the US, but gaps have been narrowed, adding that Iran’s uranium enrichment and Tehran’s control over the Strait of Hormuz remain among the sticking points."
"gaps have been narrowed" -yeah like hormuz
[+14] u/ten7four: Calls at open when 🥭 ends the war for the third day in a row
[+14] u/FatFluffyFish: Need Korean degens to full port MU and Sandick harder
[+14] u/moosewithamuffin: BREAKING: Senior WSB Analyst reports that negotiators are very close to reaching a deal at the Wendy’s drive thru window
[+13] u/bitcoinkings22: Tomorrow feel like a +1% day already
[+13] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: tomorrow is our last day to trade then another stupid long weekend
[+13] u/richbeezy: They need to make an AI that automatically mutes your TV when commercials come on and unmute when program returns. Could make BILLIONS.
I swear that Paze ad that comes on CNBC with the dude whispering and holding his baby while they play every annoying ass sound makes me wanna throw my TV remote through the screen.
Okay I'm done now with rant. Now one of you nerds make this invention happen for the better of the world.
[+13] u/495N: Open $800. Tomorrow. U know the stock
[+13] u/Junkingfool: Thanks to $LITE today, i am no longer in Margin debt and currently only loosing my own money! Yay me!
[+12] u/king_of_all_retards: I saw a dog today and he let me pet him
I feel better now
[+12] u/jahdyudnwl: I’m bored. RELEASE THE KOREANS!!
[+12] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The jp Morgan baddie is countersuing.
[+12] u/HerezahTip: So I just wanna say that huge SPY reversal today from 738 to 744 in minutes was some hot fresh bullshit
[+12] u/Postmodern_Pastiche: be the OTM call options you want to see in the world
[+11] u/ObviousDoxx: SNDK bers can suck my balls, stay broke
[+11] u/Comprehensive_Tea388: One cannot determine the bullishness or bearishness of quantum stocks. They are neither bullish nor bearish. They are both at the same time.
[+11] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Literally Uninstalling the app. Im fucking done
[+10] u/Legendary-Lemon: I am half cash gang. I am 100% sure that the moment I deploy it, the market will suddenly remember that 🥭is the POTUS, the inflation is skyrocketing, AI is a scam, oil is skyrocketing and the war in Iran and it will go down 30% the week after.
[+10] u/Zfreezy: Port went from -50% to +20% on fake news. Thank you algos
[+10] u/Keiigo: SNDK to $2000 if this deal is real
[+10] u/be_o3: Nvda stock price too low imo
[+10] u/trumpdiego: > war starts again this weekend
> late monday (holiday) night some news about peace deal through new bombings
> tuesday morning SPY opens at 776
[+10] u/nyse25: what happened to my tariff stimmie
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Even America and Iran made a deal but Bulls and Bers will never make a deal LMAO🤌
[+10] u/No_Fig_7835: Pakistan is making so much money manipulating the market lol, smart
[+10] u/mrjacketman0303: Anyone heard from NVDA dude
[+9] u/Aware_Peanut_4802: Bull run tomorrow ALL DAY
[+9] u/PlentyArmy2411: Going shares only is good for your mental health
[+9] u/ParticularWarthog319: I just need BULL to hit $10. Guh
[+9] u/Sure_Plantain_4754: What is wrong with MSFT? Is there even point of holding it ? When market goes up, it goes down . What the hellll?
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: I’m already dreading 3 days of no casino.
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Did I randomly buy NOW lottos for tomorrow? yes, yes I did 🤷♀️
[+9] u/-Stoic-: Chat are we pumping tomorrow on Iran cope?
[+9] u/zug_moneycomes: Imagine that you think there will be a deal lmaoo
[+9] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: 🗿going to listen to $TTWO earnings call like im a big shareholder with my 3.7 fractional shares🗿
[+9] u/FrostySoftPressure: Is the deal in the room with us
[+9] u/jimmy_riddler_: My portfolio is at an all time high
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+9] u/Xzlk: TTWO guidance was absolutely terrible but retail doesn’t give a fuck 😂. This stock is amazing.
[+8] u/Cockballzz: Hello I am from the future
It's 2035 and this sub is still full of broke azz regards
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: MSFT is testing my patience
[+8] u/ChristianM97: So MU 900 tomorrow or bust?
[+8] u/Guilty_Rooster_6708: MU finished strong today love it
[+8] u/Lower_Skin_3683: make me waste my time over $71
fu fake news
[+8] u/uncsucks: Eventually one of these failed peace deals is going to send the market to hell and my puts are ready for it
[+8] u/MayorMcCheezz: Honestly MU closing above $760 today feels better then seeing it hit $820 last week.
[+8] u/optionsCone: When MU reaches $1,000, it’s going to need an NVDA-style 10:1 stock split
[+8] u/A10cc: Gonna get some Chipotle for dinner. I'm trying to help you CMG bagholders.
[+8] u/unhappyreach_: 3 hours of the most diabolical bear traps followed by the super pump
Love to see it 🤌
[+8] u/djklmnop: WSB the type of gamblers that buy Leaps but closes out as soon as the stock price drops $1
[+8] u/NoProfessional4650: My Korean brothers, please pump MU like you did SK 🙏😁
[+8] u/Front-Manager8911: We got gta 6 before the deal lmao 🗣️🗣️
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: No matter how stupid you think you are, you'll never be as stupid as those that bought MU puts at 2:54 PM on May 21st, 2026 🪦
[+8] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Take Two is going to 6x their revenue with GTA VI
[+8] u/vermilli21: If this news was so good wouldn’t 🥭 post it right now
[+7] u/potato111a: LITERALLY CALLED IT WHEN I SAID THEY ANNOUNCE NO DEAL IN AH LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Thought about buying $600k of WDAY calls but didn’t. Mostly because I only have $800.
[+7] u/frogchungus: tailing the MU guy but with reasonable 1dte strikes
[+7] u/friedbymoonlight: Nvidia saved the stock market. But their share price dropped. We should pool all our money and a buy a share together!
F
[+7] u/PropheticMurmurs: NVDA puts printed today, like they always do after crush earnings.
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Talks of talks going well going well
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/tystysbaby made a bet that NVDA would go to 230.83845000000002 within **1 day** when it was 224.115 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 36 losses
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[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: ASTS continues to print
[+7] u/LinkWaste2008: Sold spy 739. It pumped 30 minutes later. My plan is to repeat this again tomorrow 🫡
[+7] u/Meeting_Ok2: Plz stop me before I deposit another 5k I will burn
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Wait for MU and NVDA to move.
[+7] u/Hegecoin_Rules: Thank you random DRAM guy
[+7] u/ajr901: I have MU 730 calls expiring tomorrow and my only regret is that I didn't buy more
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Now spy is pumping together with oil. Can't make up this shit 😅
[+7] u/Red_V_Standing_By: “Yes, America does in fact have a moon base. And yes, we are currently experiencing a bit of a bear problem.”
[+7] u/unhappyreach_: The market is manipulated just lean into it
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Today took 5 years off my life
[+7] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: this proposal shit is only going to work for so long before countries start experiencing rolling blackouts. some countries are already rationing and limiting energy usage
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #TTWO up 10% on the news that it won't delay the same game for the 4th time. The bar has never been set so low. LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Yonderbeyonder: I thought I had a bad day, but not 600k in NVDA calls bad
[+7] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: maybe flat. itll definitely go to the right though
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Was down $9000 on my MU 720 17 Jul calls this Monday and sold them today for $1000 profit
[+6] u/dinanm4: MUs fat cock is showing
[+6] u/FancyFinanceGuy: NVDA put buyers been REAL quiet today since they didn't get the big drop they expected today....
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/chimera240495 made a bet that SPY would go to 733.5870299999999 within **1 day** when it was 740.997 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 13 losses
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[+6] u/Regular_King_4157: SPY opens at 760 tomorrow after peace deal is finalized. NVDA at 235 and AMZN at 280. And then I wake up from my dreams lmao.
[+6] u/RoyalFail6: NVDA is such a fuckass stock - should be closer to 500 by now but here we are stuck at 220 😒
[+6] u/Oxidrox: Is a Dodge Ram considered big in the US? My colleague insists on having one. He looks fucking ridiculous as he’s driving through narrow european inner city roads. Just ridiculous.
[+6] u/A10cc: Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does buy peace of mind.
[+6] u/Super-Conflict-6404: Raise your hands up if you've been rich over 5 times in AH and wendy's the next day
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Little insider trading tip is every morning before market opens there is ceasefire and after market close there is no ceasefire
[+6] u/bigboyvapesinc: Went from down -2k on ASTS to gain of 1200. And my wife never has to know how bad this could have gone😎
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Still no real buyers since opex Friday
Just headline pumps
[+6] u/crab_people_now: I feel like I’m gonna regret holding overnight
[+6] u/Cav829: You have all lost the right to make fun of Pets.com looking with ARM’s 100 forward P/E and don’t even ask about the trailing number.
[+6] u/MrRobotFancy: is there an actual place to read about the ostensible iran progress, or is it just entirely fabricated here?
[+6] u/vermilli21: If MSFT opens at 430 tomorrow, I’ll dance naked
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: I ignored all the chatter and successfully avoided the trap of profiting from TTWO
[+6] u/horseisahorse: I think NVDA just needs the earnings options to expire tomorrow and then it will be free to do its thing
[+6] u/AlertPen4796: how do i trade cuba war? 🚀🦍🇨🇺
alright you beautiful degenerates, i spent 3 minutes doomscrolling twitter and i am now officially a geopolitical macro hedge fund manager.
cuba war? bullish? bearish? no idea. but my portfolio smells like burnt margin and expired freedom.
my completely unverified dd:
1. rum calls
if cuba is involved, rum goes to the moon. bacardi? don’t know if that’s actually cuba-related, but it sounds tropical, so i’m all in.
2. defense stocks go brrrr
if the word “war” appears anywhere, boomers start buying defense stocks like i buy 0dte calls 4 minutes before close. probably already priced in. buying the top anyway.
3. cruise line puts
nobody wants a caribbean cruise when tomahawk missiles are playing beach volleyball nearby. puts on anything with retirees and buffet shrimp.
4. oil calls because war = oil
does cuba matter for oil? probably not. do i understand commodities? absolutely not. calls.
5. cigar bull case
cuban cigars become rare, rich guys panic-buy, tobacco stocks moon. this isn’t analysis. this is vibes-based macro.
positions:
$0 cash
$12.43 buying power
3 random defense calls
1 cruise line put
a red portfolio screenshot labeled “long-term conviction”
bear case:
nothing happens and i lose everything.
bull case:
something happens and i lose everything faster.
not financial advice. i’m just an ape with a brokerage app and geopolitical brain damage. see you behind wendy’s. 🦍💎🙌
[+6] u/SuccessMiserable3963: Divorced got way more upvotes than engaged.
This is the way.
[+6] u/renedotmac: Crude stops trading in 10 minutes. Bet some news “leaks” during the hour.
[+6] u/Muted_Wasabi_1284: There is no way anyone uses co pilot. I just tried and it’s so bad. No wonder MSFT is down lmfao
[+6] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Wait for a bear trap and buy calls
[+5] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # ASTS GANG Members checking in
[+5] u/Main_Ad3943: maybe i'll just light my money on fire tomorrow instead
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: It's so funny the "talks going well" trick works infinity times.
[+5] u/Shishlaps_doe: I didn’t trade today and I felt the happiest I’ve been in weeks.
Once I get out of this straddle,I’m done
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: SNDK needs to pass MU some of whatever it’s smoking
[+5] u/gophercorner: Oh NOW it wants to pump…
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: I have to say - I am willing to lose 20% of all my precious fake internet dollars, and get out of the fucking MSFT disaster.
my mental health can't handle it any more.
[+5] u/Inevitable-Salt4800: If a deal is signed tonight my calls on SPY and IWM for tomorrow should be a like a local lotto hit. 🤞
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: One of these days MSFT will be back at 500 but by then it may already be the heat death of the universe 🥶
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: You would think its 50/50 chance buying puts or calls but calls win 90% of the time
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Koreans waking up to MU at the same price as yesterday are gonna gobble gobble those shares right up
[+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: ASTS SP taking off communication and Golden Dome fueling the space economy and RKLB in a few days after digesting the dilution
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: This gap down is going to be biblical
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: What am I supposed to do for the next 17 hours?? Open the casino back up you crazy bastards!
[+5] u/spellbadgrammargood: What company other than Google and shovel stocks, actually see profit of Ai?
[+5] u/Bahpu_: "gta 6 is priced in" lol
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Showered for first time in 6 days.
[+5] u/vermilli21: Is this just a waiting room now?
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: $846 realized return today. Mostly ASTS.
[+5] u/Madsen13140: RE-OPEN THE CASINO YOU CRAZY FUCKS
[+5] u/syedhuda: bers dont get no respect round here
[+5] u/HimothyCastagne: From -5K to +7K in 3 minutes on a low volume pure speculation god candle. An ETF could never
[+5] u/CEO_of_SOXL: You’re not that guy pal
[+5] u/Sick0h: I thought selling CC’s would be less stressful, but now I’m afraid one of you goblins are going to take my precious upside
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/guhhhh_MU made a bet that SPY would go to 746.4203 within **6 hours** when it was 739.03 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 3 wins and 5 losses
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[+5] u/TreGet234: I'm so glad this time is different and i don't need to be worried about a bubble or a crash at all. Just be perma ai bull and don't get blown up by volatility and make tons of money.
[+5] u/NoProfessional4650: For someone who talks a lot 🥭is surprisingly devoid of any balls
[+5] u/Activerios-: I’m pretty happy my first real big gamble (for my current living situation) was TTWO and it’s paying off!
[+5] u/WallStreetBoners: Made >$8k on Nike and Lulu today yay
[+21] u/tristis_veritas: This retard market:
Deal is real ----> moon +2%
Deal is fake ----> nothing happens -.01%
[+17] u/kodaksdad2020: Maybe the peace deal was the friends we made along the way
[+15] u/IntrepidToday0: Making so much money buying stocks on companies I’ve never heard of. Don’t even know what industry they’re in. Life is good
[+14] u/trust_it_bb: Risk management is how you keep yourself poor.
With inactive management, 7/10 times you lose but those 3/10 wins go parabolic giving you 10-30x returns.
This is financial advice - buy and close the app.
[+13] u/VisualFlop: (🫱💢🫲)PEN THE STRAIT 🍆
[+13] u/No-Illustrator-7537: So everyone is expecting MU to hit 800 tomorrow?
[+13] u/trsx5: Sometimes i think im retarded.. then i read WSB.. and realize I actually am
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Jump-212: Me watching my Quantum watch list that I never bought. 👁️👄👁️
[+11] u/McClintockC: Of course buying memory calls at the top was the move. Of course it was.
[+11] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: Latest negotiations news:
US: So we got a deal, right?
Iren: No means no, fuck you!
[+11] u/ShowerFriendly9059: MU / DRAM. All day every day
[+11] u/kex06: Bulls want world peace, bears want death and destruction
[+11] u/A_Chair_Bear: US attacking on Memorial Day would be so dumbly pointed that it’s probably exactly what 🥭 is gonna do. Puts on weekend starting tomorrow
Time to lose everything by
[+11] u/Holliday044: What happened to the 600k nvda earnings guy
[+10] u/kryptonyk: You guys remember the “rotation”? Lmao
[+10] u/AggravatingCrow897: He has 1 day!!! Let’s cheer him on. One of us. One of us.
https://preview.redd.it/aq5id74j2k2h1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0da67bad8b16af9623871ca7afc7efa2e0e64b0
[+10] u/shindiggaa: So the peace deal was fake the whole time?
[+10] u/housemoneyrocketship: Daily reminder, fuck elon
[+10] u/gayforgoblin: Woke up at 12:30pm, work was at 9am (wfh). Account up $27k so went straight to lunch and now taking a smooth shit. Life is good mayne
[+9] u/WallStreetThreats_: Alright, I just need to find another SNDK. SUPER EASY
I'M NOT UPSET, PLEASE DON'T PRINT THAT I'M UPSET
[+9] u/Actual_Difference617: I need to get on in this AI grift. Any ideas? What AI bullshit should I start?
[+9] u/NecromancyAndFries: Watching MU with 🍿 to see if that one regard with bands on a 0DTE call that needs to see a 33% to breakeven is, in fact, a regard
Maybe selling my SPY 740 5/28 calls. Maybe
[+9] u/TheMegaSage: Don't worry, I sold DRAM so it'll go to the moon now.
[+9] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: Mango inner circle getting filthy rich every day off of random insider trading tape bomb headlines
[+9] u/OptionsHuduga: BREAKING: ROSS STORES OPENING 10 NEW AI DATACENTER LOCATIONS
[+9] u/Boheed: lmao the markets were like "yaaay peace!" but apparently negotiations are still stuck on whether Iran gets nuclear weapons and whether the strait will be opened, so only the two biggest things.
[+9] u/Extreme_Marketing865: I miss Trump threatening greenland, those were the days.
[+9] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Need a 15% MU Day tomorrow, like ARm. Thank you for your attention, MU gang 😂
[+9] u/confused_teabagger: thx! Keep us dumb cunts updated on other vibes you have, it's important!
[+8] u/Thoughtful_Tortoise: 63.37% YTD. Time to cash out? Fuck no
[+8] u/trust_it_bb: Literally no more red days ever again. Peace is here and now we pump on middle east recovery and cheap oil - before getting rate cuts due to unemployment report changes.
Upcoming catalysts looking so juicy index boomers about to order all the expensive hookers.
The new reporting will show massive unemployment as they stop counting gig workers equal to salaried jobs hence rate hike not happening and fed will be forced to cut.
[+8] u/ActPowerful7001: I was farting at work casually for like two weeks, thinking nobody could notice. My boss he called me to the side today and said that there are people in the office who said that you smell. How bad is this?
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Guys I need a small loan of a billion dollars
[+7] u/SomePolack: How to turn $100k into $1m
[+7] u/fish_: NOK running tomorrow?
[+7] u/RonBlake: Love seeing SaaS get bodied day after day. Boomers thought they found the cheat code lol
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: I sense a rotation out of my wallet, incoming.
[+7] u/D1finalboss: I just want to make enough to feed my family (me I am my family)
[+7] u/CigInside: My compliance is so strict I can’t bet professional padel, but mang made 3,700 trades last quarter and is having the us treasury take stakes in stocks he owns. Very cool
[+7] u/AdditionalMany1292: Who do you think is running the headlines? Do you think theyre just running stories and the market randomly reacts? Theyre running cover so they can pump and dump the market while you flail around like a paranoid schizophrenic with a gambling problem
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Semis havnt made a new high in almost 5 sessions this shit is soooo over sold
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: About to file for bankruptcy fuck this shit.
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Stop dooming.
Buy june 5th calls.
Double your port.
There is no rate hike, there is no oil shock, inflation is transitory.
[+7] u/TapFinancial1482: NOW is the time, NOW is the move 🚀🙏
[+7] u/Fluid_Product6292: The deal is close. Us and Iran and talking about maybe talking. And maybe there is some points that the 2 agree on so a deal is possible.
Like fucking talk and sort this shit out? It’s giving retard
[+6] u/temporary-account-: You think tomorrow people will decide to react to NVDIA?
[+6] u/Snowman33001: You win, Mango.
You destroyed the country and the world.
Good job. Nobody does it like you.
[+6] u/KevinWarshNudes: Lmao wtf is going on after hours
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: IBM is heading to 1t market cap to follow its young ADHD tech children that it birthed.
The dinosaur has been woken up and is ready to be fairly valued after hitting that quantum coke and sticking its dick in the AI glory hole.
We made Nana proud, time to make granpappi prouder.
[+6] u/Lord_Greedyy: so we back to cratering tomorrow?
[+6] u/Slow-Astronaut-2135: BB to 7.5 tomorrow get in while you can.
[+6] u/AKNJ907: Sold 4 of my 5 DRAM calls at -75% today. Gona go leveraged SNDK and MU fuck the middle man
[+6] u/down7k: Breaking News: You were lied to!
[+6] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine not making money today
[+6] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Okay boys we're fucking pumping tomorrow this bear is about to grow horns
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: Wait till mango hears bezos fact that lower class pays only 3% worth of us tax. The proceeding tax cut before midterms and the following pump is potentially giving us spy $1000 EoY.
[+6] u/driskigm: My main move tomorrow is to reflect on my life choices.
[+6] u/GuidanceOk524: opened 225C NVDIA expiring tomrrow before close so im expecting it to dump to unknown levels
[+6] u/GovernmentMaster8995: i just need another 33% day from INFQ to break even
[+6] u/McClintockC: My AI therapist says I've come a long way since I started therapy a few hours ago
[+6] u/apurimac777: Be a fucking man and go in January - February
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: So these IPOs are how this market crashes. Interesting
[+5] u/wolololord: Meta yearly chart gave me eye cancer
[+5] u/firenznguyen: World peace today, moon weekend, everything all time high 🚀🚀🚀 let’s go!!! 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/housemouse431: play the ranges, made 2 grand just swanging top and bottom
[+5] u/kmouratidis: Pray RDDT stays above $150 (or at least $148) tomorrow and next Friday 😅
[+5] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: lol give it up MSFT. we know your going to open red tmr and if by some miracle you open green i think its pretty fuckign clear you will end red
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: microsoft needs to ipo again to break free from 420
[+5] u/InspectorDabbit_: NVDA gonna skeet on down to 200 during the next week, lol
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: When can I cry in the casino?
[+5] u/housemouse431: my hedge is wayyyyyyy otm sqqq calls that expire in Jan. in the event of something stupid, theyll prevent me from going fully homeless
[+5] u/ChungusSpliffs: Who here holdin INTC
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: Anybody else think 🥭 will get a deal done with Iran tomorrow because he wants his port to pump?
[+5] u/ArcherPublic6439: Consolidating and buying AMD, NVDA, 204m MCap, IONQ, SARO and 65m MCap. Was unsure if under 500m market cap rule applied to these discussions
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: Vibe trading is so good lol
I do it while vibe coding
[+5] u/hallett21: There’s no deal just like there’s no Santa
[+5] u/_lotusflower_: As of 3 days ago I live and die by FCEL
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: So I see the White House has decided to let the market trade flat during the day and pump/dump after hours. Makes sense, sense most EFT/Managed accounts trade after hours.
Can’t have the commoners also make money
[+5] u/kex06: June 24th MU earnings. We pumping until then
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Open the fuckin casino, you bastards!
[+5] u/Kitty_Katzchen: Us buying IBM, RGTI and QBTS so they go from 20 to 130 like Intel
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Whether you believe you can or cannot do something, you’re poor.
[+5] u/I-ProGamer-I: Sold NBIS when that shit was playing ping pong between 40 and 50….. patience is a virtue I guess
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: We’re at the precipice of summer oil demand with mid terms coming while in the midst of the most euphoric tech capex.
Yet you are dooming instead of frothing at the mouth to buy calls and create multi generational wealth.
# LMAO
[+5] u/OneJellyfish5980: I'm too poor for MU options so I will swing MUU
[+5] u/sitbar: MU this NVDA that, stfu $TTWO waking up
[+5] u/photosynthescythe: Remember to do your kegels!
[+5] u/Malefic-Angel: MU? More like Fuck U…..r puts 😂
[+5] u/kdestroyer1: Why the fuck is half this sub balls deep into MU plays
[+5] u/fish_: i'm not proud of it but i was bearish for about 3 weeks in april. just needed to get that off my chest
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Bears are professional pocket watchers cuz their pockets always be empty.
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Once again, the entire pump today was based on fake reporting.
Cool I made money. Crazy nothing is real.
[+5] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Thought it was over 600k?
Probably not good
[+5] u/jerm2z: If you buy it, it will crash.
If you don’t buy it, it will skyrocket.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: just put the Swiss cheese in the bag bro
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: like those who go long on losing stocks like msft
[+5] u/Upper-Difficulty660: Zelensky is getting everything he needs from Europe. He can't depend on the US. Mango is on the Russian and Chinese side.
[+16] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I thought I was so sophisticated buying $MU over $SNDK
[+15] u/TickTockTaudit: He wants to announce it on Memorial Day guys.
Load the boat with calls for next week. Any day, any ticker. Except oil.
[+14] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: I’m so sad lol. I’ve bought calls every week on rgti for 3 weeks and the one time I did not …
[+14] u/RegardMode: Pakistan: final draft of the deal is being worked on.
Iran: That's a lie
???????????
It's laughable how blatantly stock market and oil futures are being manipulated
[+14] u/No_Cod972: Coming to this thread is a complete and utter waste of time.
And yet, I keep coming.
[+14] u/Psychological_Fly109: I've seen this before, even greener by open
[+12] u/niceguy897: U.S, IRAN CLOSER TO DEAL AS SIDES TELL THEY HAVE BROAD CONSENSUS AT BANNING ABORTION
[+11] u/Kindled808: Remember: Bears want nuclear holocaust and $4,300 in profit
[+11] u/Level_Counter3062: Does anyone actually make money here
[+11] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls say the extra cost of gas is worth it to protect freedom 😂
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Where is the 650k Nvidia call guy
[+9] u/No_Cod972: I'm getting an apartment in Manhattan so I can execute trades closer to the NYSE.
That's the only thing holding me back.
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: Life would be so much more hectic if I had kids
Shout out to all you people with kids
[+9] u/Spare-Capital-3347: Life is good. Made 11k today. Have an econ midterm tomorrow worth 40% that I know I will fail and drunk at 6 pm.
[+9] u/wyudtix: Manifesting SPY 750 tomorrow 🕯️
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: Deal has been reached - Claude now controls the Strait of Hormuz
Anthropic IPO's at 10T valuation
[+8] u/Numerous_Two_102: Bills are fucked cause I bought puts instead of paying them
[+8] u/Liquidsnake959: DRAM 6% on an epic day for Memory! :( something is fishy with this fund.
[+8] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: There is a entry level job posting
The job requires a Series 7 and 66 license plus 3 years of work experience
Puts on recent grad job market
[+8] u/lifeiswutumakeit: May our Kpop brothers continue the pump in 1.5 hrs
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: this bubble is nowhere fucking near full until $SMCI 100 again
[+8] u/Routine_Tip_4966: Google 400 tmrw and Nvidia 230
[+8] u/justaddcatalyst: 🥭 never has to pretend he paid taxes again
[+7] u/ToughRhubarb8300: Who here was around (back) when they used to post the suicide hotline number at the top? We're going to be taking a trip down memory lane when this house (of) cards starts tumbling.
edits: cuz im regarded
[+7] u/harryburton420: you guys ready for MU 800 tomorrow
[+7] u/Emilio___Molestevez: where's that guy who hates $ASTS
I just wanna talk
[+7] u/tombrady011235: I support a woman’s decision to do onlyfans
[+7] u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep: 🥭 University graduates were never able to find steady employment
[+6] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Expecting some juicy draft concepts of expected frameworks of a structure right before the market opens.
[+6] u/ElkQuiet1541: so where is the new "Framework" of the peace deal? wasn't supposed to be know today?
[+6] u/EnginrA: Mark as brand affiliate? Wtf
[+6] u/abroadbroadband: # WHY MUST I WORK TO LIVE!!!!!
[+6] u/harryburton420: hours away from a deal but it’s space hours so we won’t know until 2028
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: DATACENTER DOOMERS
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY YET
[+6] u/sylphvanas: Bears cucked again 😂😂
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Not trying to hold over a 3 day weekend with this administration lol
[+6] u/jeffynihao: This is your reminder that QUBT used to be a beverage company before pivoting into quantum
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: The best time to short memory was last week. The second best is right fucking now
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Anyone else snorting sandisk tomorrow
[+6] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think we need to invade cuba 😂
[+6] u/Maximum-Cash7103: Green Day tomorrow or red? These wild swings are fucked
[+6] u/isolated-cat: ATH by open. everyone's seen this script
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: NVDA $250 in a month...
[+6] u/Weak_Ostrich459: Thats fucking crazy lmao
[+5] u/kjl8921: TTWO was the move. Fuck
[+5] u/Strig1: Do you really think trump is going to let the market be red the Friday before the holidays?
[+5] u/PreparationFuture792: SNDK please tomorrow another 10% move
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Hearing word that SPY opens 750
Tomorrow
[+5] u/MasterSargeYT: from up 4k last week to break even. sigh
[+5] u/hftrobo9285: Need to make 10% what calls should I buy
[+5] u/Advanced-Structure82: NOW is going to absolutely fly in sympathy tomorrow after WDAY reported amazing earnings
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: I lost 13k today boys😔
[+5] u/browhatisit: Am I cooked chat? I am down a 35% on this :(
https://preview.redd.it/cuz00lxadk2h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8c2f67a78e42fa99094a1e3cc3e05a5154148f
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: By next week we might see over 200k options per strike on poet at this rate lol. Suresh is already planning for the largest round of dillution yet
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Microsoft canceled its internal Claude Code licenses this week after token-based billing made the cost untenable.
[+5] u/No_Cod972: Let's all put on our thinking caps now and figure out what's gonna happen tomorrow, shall we?
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Pocahontas has a GOATed soundtrack, don't @ me bruh
Can you paint with all the colors... of... the wind... 🎶🎨🌬️🥹
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Copilot hanging around my excel like clippy is fukin annoying
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: If you rewind the vix index daily chart back to 1996 the difference in how it moved back then to now is just astonishing. Its sad to see it go to absolute fucking shit.
[+5] u/Savoirfaire23: Got busy at work this morning and forgot to buy IBM calls 😭
[+5] u/Kooky-Letterhead1387: Calls for tomorrow are literally so free, you really think it will be red going into memorial day weekend
[+5] u/Open-Duck-9435: Is it even possible to lose money as a bull
[+5] u/SmoresPies: is there EVER going to be a PULLBACK on ANYTHING EVER? like wtf holy shit
[+5] u/No-Put2311: what a strong finish for MU
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Sandick and qualcum did well today.
Mu tomorrow
[+5] u/whitepug: Oh waiter! More market pumping fake news please! 🤤
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Tempted to get META calls based on vibes
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Tried one of them big tasty McDonald’s burgers in the UK that shits ass
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Funny how companies like SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic all seem interested in IPOs right when the AI bubble hit max euphoria 😂
[+5] u/kaapooj: Spotify does not deserve to trade at 490.
[+5] u/EnginrA: Databricks is the only AI related company that should IPO and they haven’t, what gives
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: the perfectly hedged account consists of 50% gold and 50% cambell's disgusting poor people soup
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: I require *STIMULUS*🫴
[+20] u/captain_casino: Remember 2 days ago when people thought MU would be $300 by now
[+13] u/GeoBro3649: After the IPO we will get to gamble on rocket launches. This could be fun.
[+12] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Holy shit my life is much less stressful not holding puts overnight
[+12] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: SPY all time highs tomorrow in honour of Jerome showing the new guy around the money printer.
[+10] u/ActivatingEMP: Why are people saying the war is going to end for real this time. There is literally nothing different rn, society is cooked if fake news is this effective at turning sentiment
[+10] u/financiallythriving: Does anybody have the exact schedule for the market crash? Will like to exit before then
Thanks
[+10] u/regardus_maximus: WHY IS THERE NO PEACE DEAL HEADLINE? TRUTH NUKE: THERE NEVER WAS A DEAL
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Bloomberg: [Progress in Iran Talks Undercut by Divide over Uranium, Hormuz tolls, and War Reparations](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-05-21/progress-in-iran-talks-undercut-by-divide-over-uranium-tolls)
But other than these very small and insignificant details, there's definitely progress
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+9] u/BepisHasAutism: Will oil keep dumping? Will the SPY call wall hold at 745? Will 🥭 somehow bungle this power trend? Tune in tomorrow for another episode of RE-TARD MARKET!
[+9] u/AgentBlackwell: THIS *PEACE DEAL*, IS IT IN THE ROOM WITH US NOW?
[+9] u/JeronimoPearson: The never ending “close to a deal” will pump SPY to $800
[+9] u/Bitter-Heat-8767: I’m eating a salad right now. A lot of you should probably eat more salad.
[+9] u/AppleJuiceTwo: yeah if youre a fucking nerd
[+8] u/B2BContinuum: rising SPY lifts all tards
[+8] u/happy_accountant123: What happened to the peace deal that was supposed to be announced within “hours”?
[+8] u/diefy7321: When WSB already hates SpaceX, it’s time to inverse and buy that chet up
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: Samsung avoiding a strike by paying its workers a handsome RSU restricted stock instead of cold hard cash is brilliant. In a couple years when workers think about striking again might think twice because they will be tanking their own shares within the company.
[+7] u/PNWPlayZ: gapping up to new highs tomorrow
[+7] u/lionkevin713: Bruh why couldn’t spy do this before close 😭
[+7] u/Ozqi: I get paid $50 an hour to sit in an office cubicle and scroll tiktok 8 hours a day.
[+7] u/Rexultdis: My dying words will be “this was priced in”
[+7] u/SalemKinkTrials: How many of you are mostly cash right now? The euphoria here is unbelievable every shit ass stock I own is green. When I start winning then I know there’s definitely something fishy going on.
[+7] u/Meakmoney1: FOMO again but still cash gang
[+7] u/FartPolluter: I know farting isn't "cool" with gen z or whatever, but it is a very serious matter and i hope someone focuses on this issue in the medium term
[+7] u/PackHot4617: i think this time he is being totally truthful that there is a deal so i’m gonna buy puts on oil.
[+7] u/captain_casino: I'm just hoping the Koreans repeat the tear they went on last night
[+6] u/vanceraa: Micron employees gotta be so pissed off they weren’t born south korean
Base level employees getting 400k bonuses lmao
[+6] u/LasyKuuga: I’m about to leave a boring dead end job with 5 min commute where I literally don’t do this shit on some days for a try hard job with 30 min commute and bout the same wage. Am I retarded?
[+6] u/Rexultdis: Anyone else mostly pick tickers they like the name of? LUNR is nice, for example. 10/10 name. Extremely investable. It’s not like AAPL where you don’t know what you’re getting. Hope you guys are doing well
[+6] u/Some-Aspect2913: HEY COMPUTA HOW CAN I GET RICH TOMORROW AND 30 SECOND ABS?
[+6] u/FalconGhost: 1% pump day tomorrow per usual
[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Up 80% YTD swing trading shares. The secret knowledge is contained in the charts.
[+6] u/fewthingsarerelated: MU +10% tomorrow and I'll cash out n ride in to the sunset
[+6] u/NotMe357: No one is safe tomorrow!
[+6] u/Witty293: Wtf wrong with msft. Good news today and stock took a shit. Anything else would have moved +5%
[+6] u/Eastern_Roof_5138: Can we please pump msft for me tomorrow. Thanks
[+6] u/diefy7321: Imagine SpaceX becomes first 10T company before NVDA lmao
[+6] u/booose6: Puts before close tomorrow
[+6] u/StrategyEven3974: I need MU and SNDK to go up another 25% in June so i can hit a milly gain in pure stock, then ima go buy a house in cash.
[+6] u/redwineandsadfilms: i will say happy birthday to my friend. its his birthday tomorrow.
[+6] u/Worth_Figure4636: Did you try google.com
[+5] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: BREAKING; IRAN HAS AGREED TO ’UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER’ - STOCKS CONTINUE TO CLIMB
[+5] u/Impossible_Top242: How has nvda been pinned to the mid 219s for hours now
[+5] u/upvx: only 10 point pump for the peace deal?
[+5] u/Starkfault: !Banbet RKLB $150 2w
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Why are you idiots talking about buying calls as if it's possible now. I had to check the time to make sure I'm not dreaming and the market is closed
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: IRAN DEAL IS OUT NOW. STREAM LOUD BY NMIXX
[+5] u/clubdirthill: I was promised a peace deal in a few hours a few hours ago...
[+5] u/SocietyMedium5948: Ber get skull fuk tomorrow
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: never expected spy's breadth to smell this bad
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: if someone tells you they're a macro investor run because that means that regard is wrong/early 80% of the time
[+5] u/Temporary-Speaker254: Sold all my calls today and am I a bit mad yes but I made some money back
[+5] u/thrillho145: Guys is nvda a boomer stock now?
[+5] u/wattap: do futes even know they're open? crazy
[+5] u/Opposite-Link: Port up 5% on the day. I’ll take it!
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: betting on the literal return of Jesus (or the arrival of the Messiah) is like buying an option and then rolling it out over and over and over and over and over. at a certain point you start to wonder if the market maker is the only one taking a profit on that deal.
[+5] u/DeltaVx_: i just wrote a spy pmcc for 743 and spy closed at 742.79 LOL
[+5] u/sturgill_and_co: Making so much money on wealthy options strategy. $12k last two months
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: No point unless they get AI fruits and vegetables
[+5] u/Philly8181: I got a dividend and bought a double cheeseburger, feel just like Jordan Belfort
[+5] u/swolegorilla98: Any ways to check the Korean Futures? pls.
[+5] u/Cool-Run-245: Where the Iran deal at my oxy and uso puts are hungry
[+5] u/Worth_Figure4636: My LULU order was delivered by Amazon? Puts?
[+5] u/CBme08: Jensen rang and said nvda to 240 by 2026
[+5] u/xlmtothemoon: first greg biffle now kyle busch smh
[+5] u/itssampson: Would you like to play a game?
[+5] u/vanceraa: where are all the memory bears that were announcing the death of the sector 3 days ago
[+5] u/Quick_Brilliant_7738: Asia help me breakeven today!
[+5] u/statictits: Sold QQQ 0dte calls for the first time ever today. Was promptly punished for the decision. Market gives and market takes smh
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: just listen to regarded bears and do the opposite
[+5] u/DCrebuilds: War is over! (For the 20th time)
[+22] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Iran and USA anounce they are in complete agreement on everything, except the points where they have differing interests.
[+15] u/cgonz15: RKLB Awarded $90M contract with U.S. Space Force, LFG!!! 🚀🚀🚀
[+15] u/Livid_Engineering_30: Every Friday they resolve the war in Iran
[+14] u/NewlyOld31: Made 15.5k this week. Feels good.
[+12] u/jakeisarake: Come on Asia keep the pump going
[+11] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Why is it like half of the fast food workers are senior citizens? wtf happened to our country?
[+10] u/jostradumass: Guysss. This is the one. This is the peace deal.
Congrats everyone. Peace is here.
[+10] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Man these Koreans better not dump memory
[+10] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Koreans you’re supposed to buy not sell
[+10] u/ubiquitouslifestyle: Quantum computing is not even possible and every quantum stock that pumped today doesn’t make money and won’t be here in 10 years.
[+10] u/MeeseShoop: At 2 I read there would be an announcement in a few hours. Where is
[+9] u/aftherith: He got excited? Dump it.
[+8] u/AncientAd3846: So NVDA pump now that everyone's calls got wrecked?
[+8] u/No_Current3675: Really don't think I can make it another 15 years at work. It's too fucking retarded.
[+8] u/hugofuegoeggo: what just happened, everything went green
[+8] u/moonlanding12223: I legitimately think MU hits 800 tomorrow once it wakes up in AH
[+8] u/Solidghost159: When will I learn my lesson, never buying puts on anything in my life again
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: This is so fucking stupid. What is driving the latest nonsense fraud pump?
[+8] u/Ghosted2024: Who else is buying the early morning dip tomorrow?
[+7] u/CJBlueNorther: New ATH tomorrow. Market always pumps going into Memorial Day. Free fucking calls.
[+7] u/BeepBoopDep: VERY CONCERN FOR BER
[+7] u/ChipWong82: Why can’t MU hit $1500/share? Is it stupid?
[+7] u/jakeisarake: That's enough selling Korea now pump
[+7] u/ignatious__reilly: Rumor is Kyle Busch died of sepsis
That shit is so fucking sad. Cant even believe it.
[+7] u/VariationAgreeable29: SNDK and MU surging. I wonder what’s happening to that young kid who’s managing the hedge fund that has shorts on all semis and memory.
[+7] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: When I was a kid my dad yelled at Wendy’s employee for not putting enough bacon on his baconator.
I think a curse was laid upon his bloodline that day.
[+7] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: The retired Koreans keep trying to sell SK Hynix but the young ones with bonuses 5x my salary keep buying it right back up
[+7] u/AndItsThetaAgain: My smart tv is being very stupid
[+6] u/DrHellNoHoe: I made changes to my portfolio this week. Sold everything at the bottom and bought everything at the fucking top. In this fucking green ass market. You stupid fucking piece of shit cunt whore dicked face worm.
[+6] u/mwesty25: Got my oil puts and my SPY calls, all you bears can lick my balls
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Infinite fraud with the government using taxpayer money to buy equities. Fuck this garbage.
[+6] u/manginamonologues: So many peace deals.
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: my dog takes a sip and then munch and then takes a sip and munch
more civilized than you animals
[+6] u/rcantu314: Rklb has ridiculous momentum holy f
[+6] u/mikeytho1: Im not asking for too much tomorrow, just MU +100 and SNDK +200. Not like it hasn't happened before.
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: Naked wrestling at u/enginra crib tonight! Bring a friend! No girls
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Bruh DRAM down 1%??? Come on Korea PUMP MY BAGS!!!
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Just found out you can search for porn on reddit. 🥰
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Whoever decided to close the casino at 4:00pm is a beeyitch.
[+6] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I ate 4 chili dogs today
[+6] u/BronxJudge: i was promised one 3000 years ago
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: I ate 4 chili dogs from 7-11 today. one of us already shit our dogs out.
[+5] u/EarlyPattern6315: Now that the calls are crushed Nvda can rise to ath
[+5] u/EarlyPattern6315: Why not just holding stocks? Optionholders around big earnings event get fucked most of the times
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Is Kospi up? Googles being really ghey right now.
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: lol is Asia taking us to ATHs?
[+5] u/knwnasrob: I’m just asking to break 750 please
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Fuck, wish I had bought qqq calls today...I forgot the market always rallies on three day weekends
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: I was promised an apocalyptic event
[+5] u/Anchises1: Nvidia and chill. Day-to-day is utterly meaningless.
[+5] u/MammothKey8122: Everything but Nvidia
[+5] u/DebtOk4461: BlackBerry quietly up 96% the past 3 months.
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: We are all going to be jobless and spamming applications because of ai. Maybe I should buy the much hated Workday.
[+5] u/gjbaca17: Tokenmaxxing is the ongoing trend of software engineers utilizing AI agents for trivial or frivilous tasks. This is to ensure they have enough utilization in the newly created metrics and "leaderboards" tracking them. They report fear of being viewed by their managers as "uses to little AI".
[+5] u/chessmathster16: How long until “no deal”
[+5] u/NotGucci: Tomorrow going be another 1-2% day.
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: wtf lmao i got cooked today just to see this tonight lmao
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Starting to think I’ll never break even on my BULL holdings……
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: They're being flirty and having Pakistan pass notes for them in class. Scandalous
[+5] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: No news can take us up, no war can take us down, we are MSFT. Should be their slogan lol
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: It’s exhausting having 9s and 10s throw themselves at you. Like yeah babe I get it, the nest I made out of torn clothing and hay that I sleep on in the sewers is awesome but I need sleep too. Can’t just be banging all the time.
[+5] u/DesktopSurfer: had my mouse hovering the "place order" button to send 5.4k into spy 0dtes today RIGHT BEFORE the big green monster showed up... chicken'd out and allocated it elsewhere... Would have been like 15k profits
[+5] u/Hellmale: I don’t understand what investors are seeing in Quantum 💩💩?
[+5] u/natalie_merchant_fan: With the VIX dropping like a rock and stocks near highs, there's like zero chance we restart war right?
[+5] u/RJ5R: The iran deal is almost 2 weeks away
[+5] u/Impressive-Object271: You just got uglier not the app
[+19] u/okye: Love how everyone here pretends to know what they are doing and if they win its like, yup. I identified a double top whiffle parttern on the 1 day chart and this bond and that stock always does this thing and I knew it would happen I am a genius
But if they lose, they never post again
[+14] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Guy behind me honked cuz the guy in front wasn’t moving on a green
He thought it was me so he got out of his car and called me an asshole then twisted his ankle on a pot hole
I laughed as I drove around the dipshit
I needed that
[+10] u/_rockthemike: Tomorrow is a calls at open type day
[+10] u/UnholyTrigon: MFs see the president day trade and still buy puts
[+10] u/silverfutes: GF wanted proof our relationship wasn’t “just based on sex”. Now I’m the asshole cause I took her on the most boring date I could think of & then refused to fk her. Please explain.
[+10] u/Castopliani: Pakistan should just send US an apology letter signed by Iran and Iran an apology letter signed by US
[+10] u/Acavia8: RKLB secured its first geo satellite contract, and it is with Space Force. [https://rocketlabcorp.com/updates/rocket-lab-awarded-90m-contract-to-build-geo-satellites-hosting-space-domain-awareness-payload-for-u-s-space-force/](https://rocketlabcorp.com/updates/rocket-lab-awarded-90m-contract-to-build-geo-satellites-hosting-space-domain-awareness-payload-for-u-s-space-force/)
Opens up a new revenue stream and adds confirmation of its vertical integration. It jumped in 24 hour markets on the news, released 8:00pm Eastern.
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[+9] u/ComfortablePiglet842: No volume, no volatility, just slow zombie meltups and fake orchestrated microdumps followed by systematic phantom dip buying.
[+9] u/silverfutes: “Space, the final IPO…” -Elon Shatner
[+8] u/Jericho3434: Then there is a deal. I was Santa at the mall in December. Check mate gey ber.
[+7] u/ComfortablePiglet842: They got spy rigged up to where when you dont pay attention to it it just goes up up up up up and when you pay attention and decide to go in it either consolidates or crashes, forcing you to spend your whole day watching the chart tease you.
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: I have taken a 1 week break from trading options and I’m here to say it’s been one of the fucking worst weeks in recent memory. Jesus Christ I need to trade
[+7] u/aa73gc: So oil plummeted and you didn't buy because you fell for the fake news again? Go give yourself an uppercut
[+7] u/Competitive_Ride: I think I’ll soon have my first post divorce rebound with a girl I met in college. I feel old
[+7] u/xeuropa: Samsung to pay $26.6 billion in bonuses to to 78,000 workers
\- Average chip worker bonus estimated at $340,000 per employee
[+7] u/AdCritical5383: By delaying the launch SpaceX will now be worth $17 Trillion with a TAM of $135 Quadrillion.
[+6] u/le_pedal: Look I get it, working at Chipotle sucks. But I've seen cats and dogs smarter than these chipotle workers, holy shit
[+6] u/OnceALoser: Dear SEC, I want to report insider trading done by a high profile person in Washington DC. He lives in house which is white in color.
[+6] u/tiger1191: Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
[+6] u/bullrfuk: #Bearhunter only responds to comments that have LMAO🤌 in them
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Trading and drinking is just not a good idea. Made money anyways. Just don’t do it fam.
[+6] u/cryptohomunculus: Bull Gang eatin' tonight fellas
[+6] u/Aggressive_Yard_3649: I can’t wait for the PDT rule change 😍😮
[+6] u/MenagerieAlfred: He doesn’t have any other motivation
[+6] u/llasar17: everything reminds me of her
[+5] u/svpa3991: The things I’d do for msft to go up 2% tomorrow
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: # Keep going up rgti
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Raising rates will be like an extinction level event for the market
[+5] u/ThatGuyDan123: Just visited my lil sister in miami any company that sells peptides or any of that kinda looks maxing shit invest heavily all the young rich kids are blowing everything on that stuff
[+5] u/jonneh: I feel like this bit of info is telling me everything I need to know.
> SpaceX and its xAI subsidiary collectively bought about $650 million in goods and services from Tesla last year, including $506 million in Megapack battery systems purchased by xAI.
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> SpaceX also spent $144 million on commercial goods and services, including $131 million on more than 1,000 Cybertrucks at suggested retail prices.
[+5] u/greyenlightenment: BTC has to be the worst thing ever. dumping as futures rise. still fully short
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: CAN SOMEONE TURN ON THE EASY MODE AGAIN
[+5] u/Cold_Minute_5269: RKLB is back in game!!
[+5] u/jbwhittle87: Just woke up from a fever dream....did 600k guy make it? 😆
[+5] u/plzplzplztendies: Sign the deal, Iran.
[+5] u/toost1cky: Haven’t been to a walmart in two years and haven’t been sick in two years
[+5] u/RedBGinger6989: TTWO March $300 calls, bring me home
[+5] u/rocier: This just in: Nothing has changed!
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: We're going to start fighting with Iran again over the 3-day weekend aren't we...
[+5] u/FinancialTower3672: its so cool we have higher ups in this chat and we use code words like cool ass ppl cuz yall are cool ass ppl
[+5] u/hey_thatsme21: Chat is moving so fast no one will know I'm going to start selling my used underwear to make ends meet
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: I was told there would be an epic pump.
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: I have no idea what SpaceX is selling or making money on
[+5] u/Competitive_Ride: Apparently saying you like French cuisine because you eat French Fries is not allowed
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: NVDA calls guy in shambles
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: Spy 690 soon then back up to 700. there’s no telling when exactly but be ready for a big leg down soon.
[+5] u/SkoomaJunki3: There better be peace!!!!!!
[+5] u/Walking72: Meta trying to sneak upstairs. No no u stay in the basement where u belong
[+5] u/GoProVI: Ayo what a time am I right
[+5] u/pixi88: "Doug Bandow, a senior fellow at the Cato Institute and a former special assistant to US President Ronald Reagan, told Al Jazeera that what is taking place now between Iran and the US is not a peace agreement but instead a ceasefire leading to serious negotiations."
More of the same, but the markets wont care.
[+5] u/MacaronMost: Is it too late to buy into TTWO?
[+5] u/Suavecore_: My nvda straddle was not the correct move
[+11] u/Special_Phone8169: Feels like the strongest bull market and also the toughest market I’ve ever been apart of. Anyone else?
[+10] u/Ok_Percentage5920: I hope the $1000c MU guy is right
[+10] u/stonetrade: “It’s not a bubble, earnings are justified”. Buddy, the companies are all sending money to eachother back & forth and calling it revenue
[+8] u/tocinoman: Open the fucking casino I know what I did wrong and it'll totally be different this time, you crazy bastards!
[+8] u/OrdinaryMix4013: shit is barely green and buls celebrating like we are up 10% LMAO
[+8] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Hope MU perform like a man tomorrow and give 10% green.
[+7] u/Bluesquare9: Imagine being red on a day like today 😂
Oh wait, I don’t have to imagine
[+7] u/Dependent-Media-1857: shit next monday is holiday. what am i gonna do with my life
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: brb giving a speech to recent college grads about how great AI is
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: GOOGL is now a worthless company according to its price action the past three days
[+6] u/Sad-Literature-5341: Rklb, new 90mil award the day after dilution. Best dilution ever
[+5] u/MavTech77: https://preview.redd.it/kym34qsv9l2h1.jpeg?width=2586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e893210ef1e82f96e5907c0bf63ebc0804aa31f
Got some RGTI calls on 5/15 on the dip. Not a lot of money but big chunk for me. Excited to see if it holds, runs or drops. When to close?
[+5] u/Vomitingcrab: Quantum go brrrrrrrrrr 📈🚀
[+5] u/Clappindemcheekies: Just woke up. Missed everything today .. found red wine on my night stand though. Small wins boys.
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: imagine if taco was in the chat trading stupid shit with his HOOD app LMAO. bro traded an average of 100 trades DAILY in the last 3 months.
[+5] u/stonksf: Pretty sure semis are just in a bubble rn like evs were in 2021 and fintech was back in 2021
[+5] u/eggn00dles: trump bought quantum
[+5] u/lasco10: Iran conflict ends tomorrow. Peace deal signed. We rocket to 765 going into the holiday weekend. We rejoice
[+5] u/Ok_Interview_5809: HERE COME THE KOREANS!
[+5] u/sonofalando: My anoos is bleeding 😳
[+5] u/SnooEagles8897: Do people talk a lot about GLW?
I feel like I missed the boat but I also feel like it’s one of those companies that just has exposure to every major sector rn ??
Am I missing something about this stock
[+5] u/Adii2311: Ibm rips 12% and isnt included on the banner. Same with arm
[+5] u/Prestigious_Deal_216: pump pump pump pump pump
[+5] u/Interesting_Leg8859: Koreans be the most autistic among the Asians. Thats why they are so good at gaming lmaooo
[+5] u/Plane-Warthog-8737: my internet got shut off so i walked 2 miles to the library to like this comment
[+5] u/sadguy__: And when there is no deal it will be -0,03%
[+5] u/Lumbergh7: I’m going to cry when sndk falls
[+5] u/International_Wind83: GRPN Is the play for the next 10x
[+5] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Memorial weekend, MM gonna pump it
[+5] u/claito_nord: A better poll would be who is stupid enough to think he's not doing that?
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: 2040: gas is at $15/gal and we’re even closer to a deal!
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: SNDK gonna dump when it hits ath or fly thru?
[+5] u/Ninja_Cooter: How many bros in here praying for china to buy a fuck ton of nvda chips tonight 😂
[+13] u/DesignerSea494: My wife yells at her daughter constantly. I explained at some point, she just becomes numb to it. There need to be actual consequences, not yelling. Like my parents would say, “oh you didn’t do your chores? Well guess what? Now your dog is dead.”
Not those kinds of consequences, maybe just take her phone for a day, but you get my point. And yeah, I’m still in therapy.
[+12] u/taffy_laffy: Bears watch charts for a living, making a net profit of -$500.
[+11] u/my_garagegym_name: Why did that guy wear that other guys face on Fox news?
[+11] u/New_Competition_410: Fukkk just realized 3 day weekend no stonks Monday 😭😭
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[+9] u/poopy_wizard132: If you ever lose money on an investment, just hold TQQQ until you get the amount you lost back.
[+8] u/Several-Bridge-6287: Breaking news: Negotiations are going well.
See you all in Valhalla brothers.
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: That is not what they mean by "exit liquidity".
[+7] u/marylouang: <Rant> Quite sobering to realize that the economy is basically held together by companies that are either 1) social media (aka advertising) b) search and advertising 3) companies that make devices to help those 2 bad boys advertise. Oh and companies that sell these 3 massive compute…to do what, exactly? What impactful problem is being solved here by Meta and Google that makes them worth this much? WHY do we need more ‘compute’??
[+7] u/Altair82: do you believe in life after love
[+7] u/taffy_laffy: The boomers holding IBM since 1935 are about to outperform your port within 6 months when IBM continues its parabolic rise.
[+7] u/FeelingRain: Someone tell me MU will hit 800 tmr
[+7] u/TheRealJohnOptions: Quantum is so back and so is my erection
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: It’s crazy how right they were in the movie the matrix about the 1990’s being the peak of human civilization. Now if I try to search something every app on my phone snitches on me and sells my data, or I get policed by robo clanker stormtroopers on my car dashboard saying it can’t see my face so no driver detected or tries to auto adjust my position in a car lane, or beeps at me a warning if my eyes divert their gaze
[+7] u/globohydrate: I made 17k today but then lost 10k. I hope to do the same tomorrow except not lose my gains
[+7] u/calvin_tam: Is everyone waiting on that peace deal confirmation or what
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: If the deal isn’t made now it will be closer to a deal than the deal has ever been it’s a guaranteed deal of all deals and we are dealing with really smart guys some say the smartest
[+6] u/EanBvasion: You could say he’s made the most deals with Iran, nobody has made more deals with Iran than him.
[+6] u/jew4445: When life gets rough, just want you guys to know you always blindside me with witty unrelenting antics and I love yall for that
[+6] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: just did a line from some shady chinese characters in downtown Memphis, edible hasn’t hit yet and im drinking Tennessee Jack, about to put a Zyn in
puts on my heart 🫀
[+6] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: BEARS GETTING THEIR ASSHOLES GAPED. LMAOOOOOO..
STAY BROKE YOU FUCKING LOSERS!!!
[+6] u/bowtothehypnotoad: META leaps have failed me, and a bunch of dumbass stuff has saved me. This market is manic as hell
[+6] u/_3470: ask her to set you up with her friend
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: The deal is signed by Iran already.
Iran being the homeless persian dude they found in some LA dumpster. But technically Iran signed.
SPY 800 baby.🚀
[+5] u/accountingsavage10: There is no war in Ba Sin Seh , market keeps pumping
[+5] u/my_garagegym_name: Opium back on the menu?
[+5] u/kemar7856: Noooooo mkt is closed Monday
[+5] u/Tor_94grl: Asts or rklb 200$ by eoy?
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: Busting out my WW2 jokes at the Anne Frank museum was not a good idea
[+5] u/-eShTuPiD: how is that guy who bought 400k of QQQ puts yesterday doing. not looking good for him right now, especially if TACO later today. I heard Wendy's is hiring seasonal workers again
[+5] u/Pereise1: BABY YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH, YOU CAN LEAVE A TOOTHBRUSH AT MY PLACE, AT MY PLAAAACE
[+5] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: The only way this goes down tomorrow is if people realize it's Memorial Day Weekend coming up and they need to fill up the boat.
[+5] u/beezraccs: Wait for SNDK to retrace its 10% gain, then buy.
[+5] u/skymagic: Been reading the Robinhood ai digest summaries for a good chuckle, most incorrect shit I’ve ever seen 😂
[+5] u/I-IV-I64-V-I: Thats just accurate at this point
[+5] u/MakingTheEggs: Go to a massage parlor.
[+14] u/JPowTheDayTrader: When shit stocks like QBTS and RGTI are getting pumped, that's when you know the top is in.
[+12] u/SolomonKings7: Another pump day incoming
[+11] u/DrElkSnout: Deal Reached!
No deal.
Framework in progress.
Talks progressing.
Deal imminent.
We're bombing Iran! Fucking destroy all life in this general fucking area! 'MERICA!
Deal is going smoothly.
We have the concept of a framework.
We're getting close.
lol
[+10] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: All Bers please report to the BJ giving room in 15 minute's, there is a mandatory staff meeting
[+10] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Women who arent in love with you but give it their all when blowing you are truly God's children
[+10] u/AgileHornet5960: SNDK goes up, fuck you bearhunter429. Fuck you trsx5 or whatever the fuck your name was.
[+10] u/Jerikolol: So we were expecting a signed peace agreement from the pakistani guy's mediation 'within hours'. that was yesterday before i went to bed. now uh, futas are greenish, but im assuming its just general optimism about life, less that anything specific was agreed upon? idk what the most recent fake pump news still is now?
[+9] u/xyrian328: This is one of the many ways bagholders are born
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Just put the uranium in the bag bro
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I’m selling my breast milk
[+8] u/RockasaurusRex: My goal in life is to have enough money to buy a tugboat. And by tugboat I mean a yacht I can tug guys off on.
[+8] u/iAmGrimTV: This shit better dip before open so I can get cheaper calls but at this rate we might open at 748-750 lmao
[+8] u/Coda70: Bidet toilets are a necessity
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: So yall are just gonna ignore that everyone going to China was a nothing burger?
[+7] u/OptionGamble: Depressed. Never gonna be able to afford a house. Wage apartment slave
[+7] u/Kingmusk420: MU bears seeing the 10% SNDK gain and starting to realize that they r CUCKED cause MU always get a big GREEN dildo the following day after SNDK.
[+7] u/Lightyearvoyager: When I’m sad I come here to read other special people’s comments. It makes me happy!
[+6] u/ImOnTheBus: Have worked for rich people and always thought having financial advisors was a pointless waste of money for them.
I am not rich, and probably never will be, but have enough money in the markets now that I'm starting to get the point. Financial advisors are so you don't have to think about it every waking hour and have somebody to yell at and blame it on when it goes down.
[+6] u/circadiggmigration: Schrodinger's ceasefire
[+6] u/RickySitts: 100 application 1 interview.
Calls?
[+6] u/DoritoDustSnorter: I hate spending money
which means imma be richer than most of you regards
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: Remember when people said 7700 end of year and it seemed far fetched? Shit, we hitting 7700 next week with 6 months to spare! 🇺🇲
[+5] u/FutureSage: Please MU just one run to 800 I beg 😩
[+5] u/ValerianR00t: I can't do it anymore, someone give me a 10 bagger so I can retire on monday
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: I took tomorrow off so I closed my positions this afternoon thinking it was Friday afternoon. 🤦🏼♀️
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: Back in the day, you could get a job with a firm handshake
[+5] u/sdanielsmith: I get so much fomo watching you all win all the time with this quantum stuff and everything else. I just have to remember that I sold Dominion for 14% gain and Delta for 6.8%. Not as sexy, and that's what I want because I, inside my head, am also a degenerate.
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: If you think you are getting a peace deal announcement on a Friday you are batshit, you aren't even getting one this month, and if you do get one you are gonna get it premarket on Monday after Trump and his pals short the market on Friday then threaten to nuke Iran in after-hours session first
[+5] u/chaiza5599: If Memory is not the future, then why they named it 'Memory Day' on Monday? It's so big they need to close the freaking casino and some people haven't full ported yet?
... Guys i'm joking don't full port on any stocks i don't wanna ruin your life.
[+5] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Does ARM have the most disgusting valuation currently? Its PE is like 300 lmao.
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: 🥭 100 percent starting the war again during Don Jrs wedding for the lolz
[+5] u/SecurityFar1910: Wait the market is going up based on fake peace talks again?
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: I'm not gonna be a paper handed bitch with no conviction anymore. For real this time.
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Are we living in a simulation?
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: I'm not convinced we are in a bubble. Anthropic is expected to reach profitability by next quarter.
If you wanna reduce error surface of your agents, spin up subagents and make them argue. Hallucinations drop to close to 0. Then punt these AI money machines a bunch of money. They're incredibly useful if used correctly. They'll literally point out why the other is right / wrong. Then they delve into deep conversations trying to prove it. Turns out you can solve some fun problems by doing that. Free-ish labors back on the menu
[+5] u/beachsandwichen: I like reading articles in the economics sub Reddit because it’s basically just like a dude throwing his hands up in the air in being like I don’t fucking know
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: quitting smoking is hard try zyn's to get 3x more addicted to nicotine .
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I thought i learned risk management but lost 20% of my port today. Historically, tomorrow will be the other 80
[+5] u/bobby_stackz: There goes rocket lab
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Microsoft hit 420.69 and I didn't even screenshot it, I'm officially old
[+14] u/MusingsAndMind: thinking about becoming morbidly obese
[+10] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: my puts don’t feel good
[+7] u/freegimmethree: Sold my 3k rgti and 5k infq earlier this week for a loss you’re welcome.
[+7] u/poggiesuwuchamp69: good old spy 0dte calls
[+7] u/Bcider: Where is this fake and gay supposed peace deal?
[+7] u/nevergum: Wash face less often because your skin produces the best protection layer. Use cold water if you need to wash your face.
[+7] u/Pale-Silver-8178: fullporting 0dte and making a 100x is a good way to avoid that.
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Where to apply Samsung job? 300k USD AVG
[+6] u/MoonManBigFish: Is it me but the minute I hear the word Pakistan I think immediately of a forever war that will be over quickly but not really
[+6] u/LarsTarkas: Theta won NVDA earnings
[+6] u/idontmisstwice: Lost money in penny stocks, buying & selling options, mag 7, prop firms, swing trading, futures
It’s been 6 years. When we gonna be profitable chat?
[+6] u/foulhowell: Watching Love on the Spectrum, but wish I was watching Stocks on the Spectrum.
[+5] u/AllCapNoBrake: Did you buy Aerotyne when I told you to?
[+5] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Fuck it buying grpn calls to divserify from semis
[+5] u/kumako10: I don't want to be a bag holder anymore
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: There’s a skidmark in me turlet
[+5] u/Tis-is-the-way: SpaceX, Anthropic and OpenAI. The casino is getting more interesting
[+5] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: U think that's even airnyoure breathing?
[+5] u/iDahves: How could I forgot that when SPY goes up so does USO
[+5] u/Conscious_Bench_8423: My QBTS position this morning >10%
My QBTS position now +30%
To bad it’s all taken out and then some
by my RDW 16C need a 8% day to just get back to bp
This is why I should only buy shares
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: Market closed on Monday = big pump today. Bers get fucked
[+5] u/iamjt: Full cash now since it was so volatile. Damn I got shaken out properly
[+5] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: The market is severly underestimating the natural gas supply shock.
[+14] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I give up. I’m just gonna buy calls. It doesn’t make sense but I’m done trying to figure it out.
[+11] u/solariac: Something is wrong. I am making way too much money.
[+10] u/sudharsansai: #Why do I feel u/bearhunter429 doesn't even have a brokerage account and hangs around here just to sound cool? LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/tallyhoallaboard: If my fellow Europoors could stop selling off all the Asian and US gains every fucking morning that'd be swell, thanks.
Jesus fucking Christ
[+10] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: When I’m pissing, there’s a 70% chance that I will fart at the same time
[+9] u/calgary_db: Look at the yoga pants, not the stock
[+8] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Bears are getting desperate, they lost so much and they want it back. They are gamblers who are risking everything and losing everything in the next hand.
Elites are giving you small glimmers of hope just to crush it and see how you will react when you experience true despair and lose it.
With that said, call spy 760 eod
[+8] u/aabbcc_gei: peace through taco 🤌🤓
[+8] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: Too much optimism here, can't be a good sign
[+8] u/aabbcc_gei: i gona come clean with yall. i got 7450/7250 puts spreads 30 jun
long live the 🐻
edit : im afraid with these upvotes 😱
[+7] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Some in here don't understand that aerospace, robotics & AI are megatrends for the next 10+ years and even if valuations seem high now, these sectors will only grow over time. Bubble now maybe, long term easy plays 🤷
[+7] u/ZYHUA: I'm 25 graduated last year without a job
this year $5900 to half mil just by doing SOXL calls
My mom doesn't know do I tell her
[+7] u/sounbaggie: MSFT green? Silly bols lmao 🤌🏿
[+7] u/Heineken_500ml: Made $3K this week FREE using iron condors
and here I am contemplating whether I should upgrade my PC for $1K
[+7] u/aabbcc_gei: the "new girl you found"
is she in the room with us ?
[+6] u/GiraffeGuilty8753: Every time I go to lunch (ripping my vape in the parking deck) spy fucking melts up. I’ll comment when my lunch starts tomorrow.
[+6] u/TheYearGuesser: The more money they print the more stocks go up.
Stay invested long enough to beat the normies who've never seen a stock market.
[+6] u/Spy300: THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE SWEARING-IN CEREMONY FOR INCOMING FED CHAIR KEVIN WARSH IS SCHEDULED FOR MAY 22 AT 11 A.M.
>u/Spy300 15 points 24 days ago
> - Do a week of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
> - Get the puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday.
> - Have the vote the week after / immediately. <--- (**you are here**)
> - Blow up kharg island / Invade
> - Send WTI to 150
> - Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility
>✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1sxes3c/what_are_your_moves_tomorrow_april_28_2026/oimpwpg/
🤠
[+6] u/Life-Industry-1131: I remember when I was regarded back in the day, I’d see a stock rip 30% on a day session and say “holy fuck I can’t wait to short this🤭”
Now I’m holding the stocks that go uppies 30% in a day.
Feels good.
Cheers
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: They won't let me live in a retirement community and I think it's age discrimination
[+6] u/Typical_Song5277: Do you guys believe MU hits $800 today? I think we might be able to reach it. How about $850, much less reasonable but fuck it we’ve had $100 swings before.
[+5] u/Snoo-95676: I am selling my house and buying spacex the second it IPO, yes I am regard.
[+5] u/_4nonym0us_: All y'all ASTS regards ur welcome I once again single-handedly pumped the stock by selling calls
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Seeing a chimpanzee using frog as a fleshlight really traumatizes me
[+5] u/achoo_blessyoo: Or SpaceX will come down the RKLB valuation
[+5] u/i_simp_f: The absence of /u/i_simp_f is hardcarrying this thread rn
[+5] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: this place is POPPIN
[+5] u/Cuckingmybf4: Bears will die tomorrow bulls will die tomorrow we are trading sideways
[+12] u/Some_Current1841: We’re about to hit ATH aren’t we
[+12] u/Some_Current1841: This market is literally invincible . We never seeing red lmao
[+10] u/fca1230: i have a concept of a port
[+9] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: MOM! I'm not a LOSER! I'm talking to my friends on WSB!
[+9] u/SoloOutdoor: 250 years capped off by the biggest retard on earth
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Market seems kinda pumpy.
[+8] u/imustbegthequestion: Now MU is down? Da faq y'all doing out there?
[+7] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Surely we pump today ?
[+6] u/davewuff: SpaceX is gonna print so fucking hard and all you bots with your shitty posts and opinions will suck Elons dick once again.
You beg to differ? Short it, I dare you.
[+6] u/Hot_Sacks: Dopamine levels are low - need to main line the squiggly lines
[+6] u/drpa1n: !banbet ASTS 102 12h
[+6] u/moorhound: >BLOOMBERG: Dec 21, 2026 - Breakthrough Reported in 24th Round of US-Iran Peace Talks
>Unnamed Iranian sources report a deal is "very close", and "we're super serial this time". US administration officials, on the record anonymously, state "the age of $9 gas should be behind us by Christmas" and that "the Administration is taking a hardline stance, committed to holding Iran to this new floating conditional undated deadline, or else".
[+6] u/OppositeSimilar: It's quantum time again
[+6] u/Low-Tough8302: My nvidia 230 calls are expiring worthless today aren’t they? 😎
[+6] u/dreggminster: War is back in the menu boys
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: LOOOL Wait mango can’t go to his son’s wedding cuz of the war he started ?? 😭😭😂😂
[+6] u/aorta89: I think I’m actually gonna buy a single MU 800 C 5/22 at open.
[+6] u/Possible-Gear-9340: This market is fucking retarded, any1 with at least 1 brain cell functioning should stay away 💉🚀😭
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Holy shit it’s almost 4am here goodnight everyone
[+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: SPY $800 before $750
[+5] u/Thy_Gap_Slayer: I pick the right stocks but they always and invariably go down first to make a low and then go back up.
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: The money in your account, it didn't do too well. It’s gone.
[+5] u/burrowed_greentext: I need to 8x my account to be able to pay bills with daytrading
Just three doubles amirite
[+5] u/SonOfObito: Peace deal announcement into Memorial Day weekend.
Over the long weekend peace deal fails.
TAKE PROFITS AND BUY PUTS BEFORE THE WEEKEND STARTS ITS FREE MONEY
[+13] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: So I assume they're down by like 0.1% then?
[+10] u/lococommotion: That deal will come through any minute now
[+10] u/gamersEmpire: "57% of americans live paycheck to paycheck" Just buy MU calls LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/Dust-Sea: If Mango wants out of this war, why didn't he let the war power vote to pass. He could have used it as an excuse that he was stopped instead of saying he surrendered to Iran. Something doesn't add up.
[+9] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Am I the only straight dude who doesn’t understand the hype around Sydney? She has a minimum of two boobies and a head, just like most women.
[+9] u/sloanemonroe: The longer the strait is closed the more leverage Iran has. Oil reserves are getting more and more depleted so the USA becomes more and more desperate. Why would Iran give that away?
[+9] u/poopyplayer69: it's all over.. for the 69th time this year
[+8] u/TheRealPancetta: Hey guys just wait until cheetos realizes he can make money when things go down lol
[+8] u/Star_Lord924: Well....that was a random fuckin dump on a lot of stuff. Overnight gains all wiped out. Fuckk
[+7] u/tortu995: If war resumes its the end of the cycle and index crashes 50% and semis 70%, if hormuz is closed 2/3 more months but no war the drawdown is still half or half and a bit more than that. How are markets pricing ZERO risk is beyond shocking.
[+7] u/eiloop: market goin down should be considered a crime
[+7] u/TheoryInttro: Release the Einstein files!
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Another day, another opportunity to lose money 🤌
[+7] u/stupidber: RKLB is 7% of my portfolio but 1000% of my gains for the year
[+7] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: When market is up, microsoft does the opposite. When market is down, shiits also down. Inverse!!
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: I lose braincells looking at the dax chart. Idiot spasm index
[+6] u/AmazingPrune2: Msft chart is the saddest thing to look at. Satya should be charged for that abomination lmao
[+6] u/Misrabligen: Obvious selloff before the long weekend, we're in for Iran 2.0 🫡
[+6] u/No_Tough_2065: How's 225 nvda calls guy doing. They xpire today 🫣
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Poor little Bols. Oil is about to crash everything
[+6] u/0DTEKing: Some check on that 17K MU guy had weird feeling
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Oh shi its happening bers are typing novels again. Tell us more about your global economic and geopolitics degree🤣
[+5] u/myboywears: I can’t trade this fucking horseshit
[+5] u/Difficult_Film9766: MU is CRASHING WTFFF
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: holy shit chinese stocks getting fucking destroyed
[+5] u/Verghaust: I shall have you know that my avg for TIGR is 10.8 usd. Current price: 3.8 usd after a -35% run today. I will keep this position as a reminder to why not to buy individual small caps
[+5] u/Knickerbockerstape: Ouch right in the DRAM
[+5] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: LMFAO - agentic AI is here to do your work for you.
OpenAI - revenue comes from ADS on chatgpt, ROFL.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Woke up early just to shitpost
[+5] u/chllb: 3day weekend , always keep powder dry hermanos
[+5] u/PositionOfFuckYou: State capitalism sky rocketed my Quantum stocks today woohoo but also oh shit
[+5] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: Had a milk shake at 7 brew. It was one frigg'n terrible nasty tasting impression of milk shake.
Yuk.
[+5] u/RadFriday: What in the fuck happened to DRAM ah