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[+6] u/Striker_Game: Guten morgen fatfucks
[+30] u/OrangMiskin: 🥭 ruins everything LMAO
[+27] u/ThermalChaser: America can't do manufacturing in Des Moines but we're gonna do it on da moon?
[+26] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: We’re so back…..we’re so fucked…….we’re so back……we’re so fucked
[+18] u/Time_Bowler_2301: "The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of an many men as possible" - Bernard Baruch
[+17] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Well boys I no longer have to worry about what I’d do with my gains because I have ABSOLUTELY NONE 😎
[+17] u/sleepygarner: A dip for literal ants. Pathetic.
[+16] u/31andnotdone: love it when Iran stirs up some shit.
y'all reeeeeeally believe these talks going well tweets.
[+15] u/metamorphosis: MU and NVDA will be choppy at open. My calls will be cooked due to IV crush . Even the put hedge I placed will be cooked.
I am good at losing money
[+14] u/Isometric_exercises: I really don't care if Iran has nukes. So does North Korea. So does Russia. So does USA. It's always "Iran is soooo close to having nukes, they're just missing that one engineer to screw in that last bolt and then their full force nuke program is online" like can't they just get 1 guy from China to be like "here's how to build a nuke in 1 week"
[+14] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Mango the civilization destroyer is being priced in
[+14] u/jhchee: Nvda options buyer please post your loss porn later.
Much thanks from pigeon man
[+14] u/moorhound: Korea: "we fixed our ram thing :)"
US: "Boots on the ground by Tuesday. Oh yeah, we might have to hike rates. Now invest in this $2T IPO valuation. Why's it $2T? Well, the CEO merged 2 of his own companies and decided one was worth 3x it's book value when he did it, he was kinda high on ketamine at the time."
[+14] u/soulbro97: Bers would sacrifice their first born if it means -0.3% SPY and make 10$ on their puts
[+13] u/tiny_toof: how do I go from $10 to $100 million ?? In two days
[+12] u/justanaveragejoe520: Supreme leader saying the uranium is staying in Iran is the equivalent of the ground hog not seeing his shadow. So 6 more weeks of the straight of Hormuz being closed 😩
[+12] u/Technical-Activity95: just went long on spy sorry everybody
[+12] u/callyograndma: Mu bulls were on parade last night
[+12] u/AlGAdams: All birds is about to drop their parallel quantum sneakers 👟
[+12] u/brute-forced: Massive corruption is crushing everyone
[+11] u/puts_every_day: Me: I don't see how we could possibly pump from here
Market: pumps
[+11] u/ThermalChaser: This market is just a year long episode of "Deal or No Deal."
[+11] u/_rockthemike: Market went from fun to annoying real quick
[+11] u/JellyfishFestival: One of the many problems with the SpaceX IPO is how the company has to develop most of the technologies and processes to be fantastically profitable.
They don't currently exist, or exist at any commercially profitable scale.
Doing that requires time, innovating things that don't exist, waiting on pre-requisite technologies, and most importantly for investors...massive amounts of capex and dilution to fund that capex.
It's like valuing Nvidia as a $2T company back in 1999 when it was making graphics chips for Pentium III towers but a sci-fi mag talked about the idea of super intelligent robots.
[+10] u/Skilledthunder: Its ok RDDT, you go up when you feel like it🥲
[+10] u/TheRealPancetta: Prospect of a prospected end of war: +1.5%
Iran says they keep uranium, thus no deal: -0.3%
Rinse and repeat for infite money glitch
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I know I’m getting older because app updates piss me off now
[+10] u/puts_every_day: SPY is basically an inverse oil index at this point.
[+9] u/Independent-List-242: Regards doesn’t learn nvda earnings are a burning premium event in all its glory
[+9] u/RoninKnight17: What’s the 🌮doing now lmao
[+9] u/dunk4899: Don’t be the guy that when someone searches comments for a random ticker, the only results that pop up are you posting relentlessly pumping it up
[+9] u/moosewithamuffin: Why is the government in debt? Are they stupid?
[+9] u/darkspherei: gonna unleash a weapons grade deuce
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bunch of dumb dick suckers
[+8] u/FantasticTalkingHead: Who else buying the rklb dip?
[+8] u/CarefulAd4757: So the world didn’t end after Nvidia earnings? Neat
[+8] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Need a Covid style crash straight to rock bottom
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Need Pakistan to say they are travelling to Eyeran now for talks of a deal
[+8] u/solidsneeze: cashing out all my etfs for groceries today
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: $73 to fill up and not even my diesel. Fuck this man. I miss sleepys economy
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: How much you wanna bet that 🥭 keeps his mouth shut like a 🐈
[+7] u/hv876: Y’all get your cheeks clapped on Options. I get pegged on shares. We are not the same.
[+7] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: So Mango is going to give "love taps" again on iran ?
[+7] u/Front-Manager8911: Do you really think they will let iran to decide market direction?
[+7] u/WSBrexiteer: INTU TurboTax not looking quite so turbo
[+7] u/kabbowkabbow: BREAKING: Iran's supreme leader has ordered that all weekly call options must go to zero
[+7] u/dabblesest: Yesterday I said NVDA had the opportunity to do the funniest thing and just stay flat…
😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: Guys....we may actually get GT6 before we get a fucking deal done
[+7] u/dontslambro: Everyday is the same close to deal and then nope then back to the same shit.
[+7] u/AMCorBUST2021: We’re all being punked on SpaceX, right? Like some dude will hop out of the bushes and be like jk cameras roll and we find out it’s gonna I.P.O. near 200 B where it’s worth?
[+7] u/BDObadguy: How much memory do quantum computers need? And how many nuclear reactors to power them? I was going to ask on a science subreddit but I figured I'd just go straight to the experts.
[+7] u/KeyInstruction641: *The year is 2040. Data centers and Ai have consumed everything in its path. Tech is now 92% of the SPY500 profits and Maango Jr is in the White House. "Talks with Iran are going well. So well. Very well."*
[+7] u/90s__JDM: Bulls pumped memory stocks so much that:
\- They sold off half their own PC down to single channel 1 Dimm to leverage
\- Can't afford to upgrade their GPU this decade
\- Their barber gives MU stock tips
\- They ask their mortgage broker if they accept dram downpayments (stolen from work PCs)
[+6] u/PalpitationSmooth992: mag 7 options are such a waste of money
[+6] u/InOmniaPericula: Iran's supreme leader has spoken: Uranium stays in Iran.
Iranian Supreme Leader photo attached:
https://preview.redd.it/5azc2zrw3h2h1.png?width=284&format=png&auto=webp&s=7af923c0ddaec55c249ffb677aa6db6d2b7a6776
[+6] u/IamtryigOKAY: Goog stop this nonsense and go over 400 already
[+6] u/ect_me_bro: Jensen seems awfully convinced physical AI has trillions of room to run. Where play?
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: OH shit, im feeling **BERcurious** again
[+6] u/Jackiemoontothemoon: Rotation into quantum it looks like
[+6] u/31andnotdone: so bezos said "who cares if its a bubble stocks are going up"
[+6] u/HAND__EGG: WHAT HAPPENED TO GOOGLE
[+6] u/Trade-Architect: What does Jarule have to say about this??!!
[+6] u/Intelligent_Heat451: # NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/Worried_Quarter469: “If aggression against Iran is repeated, the regional war that had been promised will this time extend beyond the region and our crushing blows will bring you to ruin in places you cannot even imagine,” it said in a statement on Wednesday.
[+6] u/Born_Chocolate9295: anyone else used to sit there and lick the static off their box tv when they were young?
[+6] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: NVDA worth almost twice as much as all the farmland in America. To make chips for AI.
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: RDDT is destroying me.
[+6] u/declandiced: Bear trap bear trap bear trap
[+6] u/wallstreetdiva37: believe it or not, balls.
[+6] u/kaapooj: why would quantum stocks pump 20%+ when they are diluting investors at a discount for a tiny share stake taken by the us gov? is the tie up risk with the us gov worth a 20%+ pump?
[+6] u/31andnotdone: my prison penpal is getting released end of year
[+6] u/LaMeraVergaSinPatas: Turns out he was right. Everything is, in fact, computer.
[+6] u/PalpitationSmooth992: NIO calls
they absolutely destroyed earnings this stock is going to 10
[+6] u/hv876: L’Oreal expanding their AI partnership with NVDA. One step closer to having a beautiful gf.
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: Best thing about being a teacher is the feeling of the last day of school, feels just like it did as a student. My summer break starts tomorrow. Now I get to focus on the market and lose even more money!
[+6] u/edapalooza: WMT is the canary in the coal mine...we are cooked
[+6] u/NationalAssistant298: OPEN THE MF CASINOOO
[+6] u/I_work_too_much: Welcome back to range bound hell. As if October to March wasn't fucking annoying enough.
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Has 600k NVDA checked in?
[+5] u/RegularStudy9524: We mooning 3.5% today like Japan right ???
[+5] u/heikici: All around me I see clear sign of recessions, but NfuckingVDA is carrying solo the entire market.
[+5] u/potato111a: Oh, you cant fk the robot yet? For that reason, puts. LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: AI is recession proof because poor retailers arent gonna contribute even 1% to its revenue
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Headline driven market is kinda fucking annoying
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: Death, taxes and SoFi red
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Wait nvda is green, that 600k guy may be safe!
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Turbotax CEO said “our massive layoffs are NOT due to AI”
🤡
[+5] u/vanceraa: quantum cucks eating good til the realisation any profit is still decades out
[+5] u/PushAble2463: Just donate your uranium motherfucker
[+5] u/Altair82: When you look at each side's demands on the Irrrran thing, I can't imagine how they'd come to an agreement anytime soon
[+5] u/Born_Chocolate9295: spy chart looks like a cock
[+5] u/orsomeshitidk: Bruh I called my county commissioner, said “yo my road bout to be bad enough to take an axel off. Get it graded.”
This mother fucker comes out here and puts up a reelection sign and doesn’t touch the road. *fuck*
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: All that noise and nvda barely moved.
[+5] u/AStandUpGuy1: #FREAK THE FUCK OUT AND SELL EVERYTHING BITCHES
[+5] u/90s__JDM: DRAM bros also believed Pentium 4 Rambus was the next big thing
R.I.P
[+5] u/Spare-Capital-3347: so sk hynix, samsung, and every other semi does well and fucking MU only moved 0.8%.
[+5] u/jda823: Fuck it. I am pivoting to Quantum Ai stocks
[+5] u/Objective_Back_2581: If you know leechinomics, you can get 2x the avg annual return of the S&P by buying a dozen properties in ultra deprived areas and simultaneously raising rents of single mothers of previous domestic abuse while contracting effective drug dealers within the area. 2 mil to 10 mil in 3 years easy.
[+5] u/vermilli21: I'm suppose to believe a company called Spagetti with an office in strip mall is developing quantum computing?
[+5] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Thanks for selling me all that USO overnight for 143
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: A lot of Quantum talk in this freak show today is giving me flashbacks.
[+5] u/poopy_wizard132: That 600k NVDA guy make any money?
[+33] u/crab_people_now: I’m starting to think I might be bad at this
[+21] u/Key-Jaguar7630: So done with this Iran/Hormuz bs dude
[+17] u/derprondo: Really chaps my ass that I’m out here paying taxes like a good citizen should and these mother fuckers just made themselves immune from the IRS in perpetuity.
[+14] u/brucekeller: Man, I'll see a review or post from 20 years ago and it's like it was written by James Joyce compared to the retarded shit we spew out onto the internet these days lol.
[+14] u/Zfreezy: #SMELLS LIKE BEAR SHIT IN THIS THREAD
[+13] u/wolololord: To the reddit baggies - do you seriously look at the amount of censorship, bots, and general communust slop that gets forced in front of you and think this is a good investment?
There's nothing like reading the investor daily thread and seeing the absolute despair, it fills me with joy. Fuck this stock, and fuck this website. I hope you lose everything
[+13] u/kyndrid_: NVDA not moving at all on earnings was the modt predictable shit ever and I still bought calls like a moron
[+13] u/likeabosstroll: I was told nvidia $240 by open
[+13] u/EnginrA: So SpaceXs total addressable market is $29T, or more than the GDP of China
Makes sense 🤓
[+12] u/Competitive-Water944: US investing in Rigetti is a joke
[+12] u/OptionsHuduga: there r actual people on this sub who need mu to go to 1k by eod tomorrow or they r generationally f'd
[+11] u/Fun_Training6342: How many more hours until the 600k dude is royally fucked?
[+11] u/Kurdwadat: check flightradar, a lot of passenger aircrafts are leaving iran. they know it is coming
[+11] u/Low_Philosopher_7501: https://preview.redd.it/7xy3gzp1jh2h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=54689d61c92d783da19e650face2d7328587cbd2
[+11] u/PotatoCold154: Jobless data noticeably improving since taco fired the BLS head officer
[+11] u/VisualMod: You already have a bet going - NVDA to 175.0 before 22-May-2026 01:57 PM -05
[+10] u/Radiant-Place-6400: if i would have been an oil bull all this time instead of a SPY bear, i would have been rich
[+10] u/lococommotion: My net worth halved trying to short semis. Good news is I still have half left to double down.
[+10] u/Madsen13140: Came here to get my daily fix of retardium
[+10] u/Accurate-Letter-546: Alot of people are gonna be exit liquidity today including myself.
[+9] u/pussinbuuts: Goog red because the new Gemini UI sucks
[+9] u/SalemKinkTrials: WSB made me bald at 13
[+9] u/xxkupkakexx: Reuters: Supreme leader of Iran said all uranium stays in Iran....the firework for memorial day will be in iran this year
[+9] u/Andymilez: Joe Kernen just gets dumber and dumber everyday
[+9] u/StonksInvesteur: “Corruption is bad when I’m not involved. However, when I’m a part of that corruption, I will defend it because $175k/y is not enough to feed a family. Let me trade to earn more”
[+9] u/Good-Athlete-4935: Spent an hour arguing with AI that it was overvalued…it agreed
Spent an hour arguing with AI that it was undervalued…it agreed
Bol v ber doesn’t matter. We’re all being tea-bagged by Zuckerberg real time
[+9] u/RegardMode: It’s year 2050, and US is still “close” to signing a deal with Iran
[+9] u/Emilio___Molestevez: u/Spez pays himself and his buddies more annually via shareholder dilution than Carlos Alcaraz and Connor McDavid have earned in their entire careers combined
FOR THIS PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH WEBSITE
tldr never EVER buy $RDDT
[+9] u/lococommotion: My employer should know better than to give me a paycheck. Idk why they are enabling me like this.
[+9] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: You're all insufferable.
[+8] u/Rinolboss: can spy go 745 tday pls
[+8] u/Able_Durian_1832: Dot com was real, and so the bubble burst. The AI too is real, are we close enough for the bubble burst?
[+8] u/GreatRegard: Can someone call Axios?? We need a peace deal close story ASAP
[+8] u/Emilio___Molestevez: if you buy an option and the stock stays flat you should just get your money back. like a rain-check. no harm no foul.
[+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: I am EXTREMELY inspired to learn that papa Huang will receive a $200 MILLION dividend this quarter. That will buy a lot of leather jackets…
[+8] u/killainvest: Market woke up and chose violence
[+8] u/RegardMode: Will nvidia take a boner pill when market opens or will the 500k nvidia guy die to theta
[+8] u/AncientAd3846: Both my puts and my calls are fucked yet again 🤣🤣🤣
[+8] u/kawkface: $NVDA: Stifel Raises target price to $282 from $250
🔸 $NVDA: Mizuho Raises target price to $300 from $275
🔸 $NVDA: Raymond James Raises target price to $330 from $323
🔸 $NVDA: BofA Securities Raises target price to $350 from $320
🔸 $NVDA: Morgan Stanley Raises target price to $288 from $285
🔸 $NVDA: Bernstein Raises target price to $315 from $300
🔸 $NVDA: RBC Capital Raises target price to $270 from $250
🔸 $NVDA: JPMorgan Raises target price to $280 from $265
🔸 $NVDA: Jefferies Raises target price to $300 from $275
🔸 $NVDA: KeyBanc Raises target price to $310 from $300
🔸 $NVDA: MeliusRaises target price to $400 from $380
🔸 $NVDA: Needham Raises target price to $270 from $240
🔸 $NVDA: Baird Raises target price to $500 from $300
🔸 $NVDA: Benchmark Raises target price to $335 from $250
🔸 $NVDA: Argus Raises target price to $270 from $220
[+8] u/AlarmedPelican: !guh michael burry was right about the short squeeze sell sell sell !!! time to drink some choccy milk and ride the short bus
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Literal bulls on this sub:
* Infinite debt doesn't matter.
* Positive cashflow going negative doesn't matter.
* Businesses successfully making actual money for investors is bad. If they aren't going deeper into debt to spend every last penny on CapEx it's a bad company.
Fed is going to destroy this economy permanently.
[+8] u/Lower_Skin_3683: WMT is no longer low prices always. i shop at Aldi.
[+7] u/hayleybts: Europoors definitely tried to pump few hrs ago but didn't work out well
[+7] u/Waveytony: Accidentally clicked on a TruthSocial ad, chat is my device bricked?
[+7] u/RegardEngineer: **Confucius** once said: big tits with small ass, keeps the hand full but small tits with big ass, keeps the heart full.
**Conclusion? Calls.**
[+7] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: My calls are fucking flaccid. GOOGL, NVDA, RKLB, NOW. Even my put on MSTR is not doing shit.
At least, I'm not even losing money anymore. I'm just stuck being 30% down in the mother of all bull markets. But semis are too much in a bubble right now for me to rotate back.
[+7] u/Indra_Sx: Thankfully the -99% is just a stimulated return 😅
[+7] u/OnceALoser: Just realized that even Walmart is now 1 trillion market cap. I feel poor day by day.
[+7] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Let’s rename this sub WallStreetBags
[+7] u/Maximum-Side-9391: $21M per bitcoin in 21 years - regarded Saylor
[+7] u/DrummerCompetitive20: INTUIT just got 25% of its market cap wiped in a day after a triple beat and raise LOL
[+7] u/Embarrassed_Tax_3181: Arm 260 PE ratio and no one cares lol
AMD 130 for comparison on the absurdity
[+7] u/mneymaker: BREAKING: $MSTR DETHRONED BY $RDDT, AS THE NEW ATM KING.
CEO SPEZ CONSIDERING TO CREATE NEW FIXED INCOME PRODUCT $RDTC TO FUEL STAFF INCOME, WITH 9.9% YIELD.
[+7] u/funkdizzletron: IBM starting a new quantum company named Anderson. Government investing $1Billy
[+7] u/Old-Wash-3193: !banbet $NVDA 236 6d
[+7] u/Less_Emergency6945: Probably a huge dip at open
[+7] u/FlightKey5983: I think all my house saving money will be tanked due to my options. God save me from my wife
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: My brother in Christ, it is Thursday
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Now you've been to Italy and you can cross that off your vision board now
[+6] u/Fun-Choices: Bro, I fucking killed it at losing money this week
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Elon is trying to socialize SpaceX losses and become a trillionaire at the same time. He plays the system so fucking well
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Guess who just bought the top on quantam 🙋🏻
[+6] u/NotAFridge: Is ibm going to pull a intc
[+6] u/RogerBalderer: AI has literally atrophied parts of my brain. I can no longer write the way i used to. Pretty fucked up
[+6] u/cripky: Anyone else old enough to remember virgin galactic ipo 😬
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Wait you are telling me the side that is winning doesn't want to concede?
[+6] u/hettygreentypebeat: why did robinhood ban box spreads but will let us short now
[+6] u/Waveytony: Saw an H2 Hummer on the road the other day, poor guy probably had to take out another mortgage to fill up the tank
[+6] u/StophJS: People expecting a 5 trillion dollar stable company to make a huge swing on earnings is pretty funny.
[+6] u/m83m82m81: the stock market will literally never go down again, ever
[+6] u/n1ck90z: Is there someone old enough to remember the Iran war?
[+6] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: NVDA flat in premarket. Someone tell me what that means.
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: You guys are not paying enough attention to Walmart's guidance. All the shitty AI tech in the world isn't going to matter if things are cooling in the economy.
[+6] u/Ble_h: I see the market is still behaving like a crack addict
[+6] u/Competitive-Water944: SpaceX seeking a 600x sales valuation. Deep value
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: Wmt disappointing guidance apparently
Alarm bells are ringing
[+6] u/Life-Trade-6514: Why is Saylor always on CNBC. Can he just take his phony business elsewhere
[+6] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: How many of you guys trade full time with no other job on the side ?
[+6] u/No-Alarm3762: NBIS about to have a 10-20% day it looks like. That’s what happens with 20%+ short interest
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: I will once again buy the dip via 0dtes and make 500% like every second day. Literally tired of winning
[+6] u/Kurdwadat: Trust me guys tomorrow will be the day of the ground units. better buy that oil
[+6] u/NiceOwner: Weak flutes, mega green it is boys
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: It's year 2050 and bers are still ghey
[+6] u/Zuko2001: MU is going to destroy all options holders lol
[+6] u/bols_are_cooked: SpaceX lost 5B last year, and 4.3B so far this year. They recently approved a 1-to-5-split in order to attract poor retail investors. They IPO on something like 4% float to make it easier to artificially pump the share price and get accepted into the Nasdaq, making a bunch of pension funds obligated to buy.
Of all the shit Musk has pulled this got to be the shadiest.
[+6] u/Impossible_Top242: Shit my nvda puts might not be cooked
[+6] u/Coda70: I did buy one contract that the $600k nvda guy did. Just for funsies. He’s gotta be having big feelings at the moment.
[+6] u/CalebVanPoneisen: Flatter than your mom’s chest.
[+5] u/Kurdwadat: NEW: Members of Iran’s Majlis National Security and Foreign Policy Committee introduced a bill offering a €50 million bounty for the assassination of President Trump, Prime Minister Netanyahu, and other senior U.S. and Israeli officials over the killing of Khamenei.
[+5] u/peterpeer9: Anyone want to go in on a lambo with me? I'll put up $0.69 and you can put in $249,999.31 and we can trade every week
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Sell off, my 401 would love to not buy the top for once
[+5] u/tika_dengu: While we were busy pumping the markets, they were busy enriching uranium. Priorities!
[+5] u/SlideIll3915: How many White House staffers and friends were conveniently long quantum yesterday?
[+5] u/YeezyThoughtMe: NVDA opens up flat pre market looks like we all will lose at open. Why didn’t the market like NVDA earnings?
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: SpaceX and OpenAI IPO's will cause a double top in stock markets due to insiders cashing out after the initial IPO euphoria pump
so their fast-tracked IPOs are a long term extremely bearish signal
[+5] u/TheYearGuesser: Wonder if 600k nvda guy is Jensen?
[+5] u/type_error: SpaceX IPO will pump no matter what anybody thinks... especially after 15 days when the index's have to carry it... especially with that 4% float.
[+5] u/Ok_Yogurtcloset9708: Michael Burry SAYS THAT THE AI BUBBLE'S ABOUT TO POP THAT'S WHY I INVESTED ALL MY MONEY IN 🌽
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: wtf happened around 630am to futures
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: NVDA possibly worst earnings in years
[+5] u/Accurate-Letter-546: our company will reach out to chicks for you. Ticker: CREEP
[+5] u/Prestigious_Key1755: Walmart fell on guidance. I don't give a fuck - loading up.
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: This is what a top looks like imo. Valuations don’t matter, investors are happy with choppy moves, etc.
Liquidity is a massive concern, estimates of $1T in AI spending in 2027 - companies are cutting benefits and employees to get there.
This is not sustainable.
According to IPO news SPCX IPO money is going directly into GPUs.
Meaning in order to do a capital expenditure they have to raise capital via the markets.
This is bearish beyond belief.
[+5] u/calvin_tam: Mods, abt time to pin that Wendy's job application link
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Rates up, oil up, tech earnings done, hmmmmmmm?!!!!
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: THERE ARE NO DATA CENTERS
The point of the putting them in space shit is it's easier to pretend they exist (you just can't see them)
[+5] u/night_shredder: A tale of two brains:
\- The first has lost 600k on NVDA calls
\- The second won't have to suck every single cock in wsb because NVDA is negative
[+5] u/__nameless____: We're having more war this weekend, aren't we?
[+5] u/Czyzzle: This shit going down all day. It has no catalysts
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: It's going to be so funny when the next major bond auction by a tech company tanks the market
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: It's all shit, gentleman
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: Smells here like homosexuality
[+5] u/mahodis: and NVDA is dropping
[+5] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU is just an emotional roller coaster
[+5] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: Pigeon pigeon on the wall, should I buy put or a call?
[+5] u/Terrible_Act688: War war war war.....what is good for?
Circuit Breakers!
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: I never liked any of you.
Except meeseeks. But the other mods hated how popular he was and so they stole his power and banished him.
Rest in 🅱️enis 😭
[+5] u/socrates4eva: Iran supreme leader wants to keep their enriched uranium. Bombs will fall again this weekend!
[+28] u/Shoty6966-_-: Words cannot explain how regarded a 600k yolo into NVDA 2dte pre earnings after this generational tech run. Very little upside relatively speaking and generational opportunity to lose it all
[+18] u/fenriswulfwsb: Gotta love Bezos.
Bezos: taxing the lower classes is pointless and counter-productive. (Sure, agree)
Also Bezos: doubling my taxes or those of the wealthy won't solve anything.
Unless you believe in complete abolishment of nation states (I get his overinflated ego probably does), revenue has to come from somewhere.
[+16] u/bosco2110: Got rugged by the taliban
[+15] u/HonestScar7176: I usually hate NVDA and won’t touch it. But I think I’m gonna load calls at open. Their earnings call was way too good how are they down right now
[+14] u/Purple_Bearkat: On the verge of an autistic ketamine fiend becoming a trillionaire. We’re fucked.
[+14] u/dorkstar1: I invest 1 dollar. Inflation happens. Now everything that once cost 1 dollar costs 2 dollars. So my stock is now worth 2 dollars.
I sell the stock. The government says I profited 1 dollar. They tax me on it.
But I didn't profit. I broke even while they destroyed the dollar.
[+14] u/2muchnet42day: Holy shit, bearish sentiment all over the place.
This can only mean one thing.
[+14] u/mtnrnnr802: 7min until MSFT opens red
[+12] u/whomakesthetendies: #Japan just spunked 5% of their foreign exchange reserves to get oil below $100 for a day 😂🤦
[+12] u/flaming_pope: Jokes aside 600K NVDA call dude should hold
[+11] u/Round_Context_146: fake dump.. we rocketing in 30 minutes! strap on... i mean in
[+11] u/Upstairs_System_6257: MSFT being up is always a sign of red market
[+11] u/BFox1982: You ever tried to day trade on Vanguard? Fucking interface is so awful, I think I'd rather Fax in an order.
[+11] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: MU $750 is still dirt cheap btw
Dont let bearish retards prevent you from making free money
[+10] u/big_chestnut: you know microsoft is a fuckass stock when it pumps like 2% and everyone loses their fucking minds
[+10] u/LostMallDoll: conrgats msft ~~bagholders~~ dip buyers
[+10] u/drankleanonce: so what’s 600k nvda guy’s calls gonna open at?
[+10] u/yungTrevo: MU TAKE US TO THE PROMISE LAND
[+10] u/aorta89: To the guy who suggested NOW calls yesterday, your moms a hoe
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Good morning to beautiful women only
[+9] u/APOLARCAT: MICROSOFT I WAS KIDDING ABOUT 600 SHITTTTT
[+9] u/No-Put2311: Microslop is gonna give back its gains in the first 15 mins
[+9] u/wyudtix: I kinda feel bad for the 600k NVDIA guy
[+9] u/buttThroat: MU calls at open. You heard it here first
[+9] u/NoProfessional4650: MU GET YOUR BITCH ASS TO 800
[+9] u/lobsterspider: In the future, society will be divided into 2 classes:
Those who bought DRAM in 2026 and can afford to live on the surface
Those who did not and must eat bugs underground
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Crazy how the only companies being green are the overpriced hype garbage these days
[+9] u/Far-Requirement9180: Those of you who bought MSFT one year ago, congratulations, you’re -6.91% lmaooooooooo
[+9] u/CallsOrPutsYES: NVDA earnings is better for memory stonks than NVDA
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: USO randomly dropping. Trap, tweet, or insider trading? Find out in 10 minutes.
[+8] u/CryptoTAGod: classic premarket MU fade
[+8] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: You know it is a blood bath when Microslop is green
[+8] u/TinfoilHat87: It’s about time MSFT starts moving. I’m fucking flat and been holding this shit for over a year
[+8] u/No-Put2311: Wait didn't one of you degens donate 300k overnight with that 600k NVDA 2DTE lol
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: Condolences to...well, really anyone that played NVDA earnings
[+8] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: I love the smell of data centers in the morning
[+8] u/hedwigpanda: There sure are overly dramatic and overleveraged people in here.
Spy +1%: we will literally never see a red day again, it really only goes up, all bers will be annihilated.
Spy - 0.4% premarket: it is all over, every single bol has been taken out back and put down. (Kinda like me today, lost so much this week with a allin chance at recovery, but a 0.5% swing in the wrong direction and I die)
[+8] u/twostroke1: The level of mental gymnastics going on in here this morning is off the charts.
[+8] u/PlasticComplexReddit: MSFT: How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make your portfolio, disappear.
TA DAAAAAAA
[+8] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: the source of all depression in the world is MSFT
[+8] u/maffoobristol: People need to accept that NVDA is now just the same as AAPL. Slow and stable. It's not the 1000x growth beast it was a couple of years back.
[+8] u/vSlickRick1: Shaking out nvidia call holders before it sky rockets. I’m also a delusional schizophrenic
[+8] u/ValueOfADollar: MSFT really gave up 10 points in 30 minutes lol
[+8] u/_zerokarma_: Stayed flat to destroy calls and puts
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: Now nvidia is done, are there **any** positive catalysts left?
[+7] u/NoSenseMakes: JUST 1 -2% day, is that too much to ask for
[+7] u/joycaptain: uranium to stay in Iran
it's over bros
[+7] u/WITCH2FAANG: MSFT is a piece of shit stock
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: GO MSFT GO! MY FATHER IS SMILING FROM HEAVEN ON HIS 401K. NOW BREAK 430 RESISTANCE
[+7] u/LankyGuitar6528: NVDA - "We have beaten expectations by 500%, cured cancer, launched AGI and opened the first McDonalds on Mars. Tomorrow we release the world's first replicator and holosuite, light sabers, phasers and teleporters."
Market: Stock price goes down.
[+7] u/csklmf: buying RKLB should be a no brainer move.
[+7] u/Funny-Sprinkles-5674: msft gonna end red i think here ewveryone knows
[+7] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT lasted less than me in bed
[+7] u/jijitalk: I’m not a MSFT bagholder. I’m a MSFT dip buyer. Put some respect on my name.
[+7] u/sadlittlewaffle: I like losing money in stocks bc I don’t need to pay tax. Take that government
[+7] u/ButtExterminator: NEVIDIA UNDERVALUED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED ACCORDING TO WSJ
[+7] u/AntiOriginalUsername: If only Nvidia sold hype like Tesla it’d be up rn
[+7] u/Shoddy_Ad897: I think my home identifies as a data center now
[+7] u/NewDawn101: There is a dozen videos of my neighbor getting gangbanged, how to capitalize on this?
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: 🥭 take whatever deal you can get dawg. You tried your best as a retard. It’s ok.
[+7] u/HooplahTiger: NVDA BIG GREEN SHREK DILDO
[+7] u/Wrath_FMA: Nvda is crazy, casual $7 move in 2 minutes
[+7] u/rothira29: Unironically calls today
[+7] u/Elegant-Berry5192: Vix at 17.76 feels patriotic 🇺🇸
[+7] u/boycottredditmgmt: Fuck you Service Now and fuck Cramer for bringing down the whole sector
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: this era of trading fuckin sucks just having to manage fake headline risk every single day lol. guess it doesnt matter to you retards flipping coins but it sucks if you're actually trying to do things.
[+6] u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK: Thursday, May 21, 2026. My wife's boyfriend takes the blanket off my crate and wakes me up. "Time to go lose money lil guy!" he says. He makes me crawl on all fours into the basement where my Alienware laptop is. "Good luck with your 2dte buddy!" my wife yells from the top of the stairs as she throws me two slices of bread and an apple juice. The door is closed and bolted shut.
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: NVDA not dying is a win by itself I guess
[+6] u/OkResponsibility2470: I legit don’t understand this admins strategy with Iran, seems like they’re just trying to stall for something while nuking oil if it gets too high
[+6] u/99Fan: If you like spy at 738 you’ll love it at 800
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: 3 fking months of hormuz closed you bastards!!!
[+6] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Pre-market and AH trading should be illegal
[+6] u/kantargi: ANTHROPIC IS IN TALKS TO USE MICROSOFT’S AI CHIPS - THE INFORMATION
[+6] u/silverfutes: Operation Epic Fuckit, calls all day.
[+6] u/hermeskino715: Calls at open. We are going to the final final stages of ending the war today
[+6] u/isolated-cat: **HEDGE FUNDS CASH OUT AFTER CHIP STOCK SURGE**
Hedge funds are taking profits on semiconductor stocks after a massive AI-driven rally, according to Goldman Sachs data cited by Bloomberg.
Chip stocks were the most heavily sold US sector over the past month, mainly through investors reducing long positions rather than betting against the industry.
Despite the pullback, funds remain heavily invested in AI-related stocks, with overall exposure still near record highs. Analysts say the selling reflects profit-taking and risk management, not a loss of confidence in the AI boom.
[+6] u/Humorsuz: Breaking: Anthropic to buy Anthropic
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Oil going nuts upwards just as the market is about to open. Red day ahead
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Looks like MSFT AI investments are starting to pay off. Looking bullish
[+6] u/Any_Life_6178: Cramer just said he "totally believes in the datacenter buildout and his skepticism is waning". Do what you will with that info....
[+6] u/Temporary-Basil-3030: Microshit gonna pump and dump
[+6] u/da-pkitty: Do we have confirmation of life from the 600k NVDA guy yet
[+6] u/d33p7r0ubl3: You ever sit down at your computer and completely forget the password you've been typing in every day?
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Everyone denied MSFT but I knew the truth the whole time. \*owns 4 shares 🧍🏻♂️
[+6] u/Shishlaps_doe: My bad everyone
I bought a straddle on NVDA yesterday
[+6] u/csklmf: Is $INFQ the play for the day? Not 100% sure
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Walmart CFO: Decline in Gas Buying Is Sign of Financial Stress >WMT
[+6] u/cryptohorn: *Walmart CFO: Number of Gas Gallons Customers Buy at Walmart Stations Fell Below 10 For First Time Since 2022 >WMT
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Oh META you useless sack of shit./
[+6] u/gimmethatdough: Oh wait nvda just remembered it was THE MOST EXPENSIVE FUCKING COMPANY ON THE PLANET THAT JUST HAD RECORD EARNINGS
[+6] u/hermeskino715: They might have saved the 600k guy lol
[+6] u/goprolol: Nvda hitting 235 today
[+6] u/Miker1730: microslop died as usual :)
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: Sofi is the biggest piece of shit stock on the stock market.
[+6] u/CrabyDicks: Where's that 600k nvda yolo guy at
[+6] u/Waiting4Reccession: "Teen hiring lowest since 1948"
Can't even get a fucking McJob these days huh
[+6] u/TapFinancial1482: I need a service NOW 🙏
[+6] u/globohydrate: No uppie no downie theta gon drown me
[+6] u/uwvirgin: Will be using TurboTax to file capital loss on INTU.
[+6] u/dablackpantha: I will not FOMO INTO MU i will not FOMO into MU
[+6] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Man it must SUCK being RETARDED enough to miss out on MEMORY.
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: Msft truly unbelievable
[+6] u/No_Mall_8004: Stop giving bill gates your dollars, that will help half this sub
[+6] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: The war being over for the 23rd time just hits different.
[+6] u/hermeskino715: This is why you buy calls at open
[+5] u/A_Chair_Bear: Axios: reports that Axios is trying to find any crumb of pump right now
> “FUK. WE CANT LET THE BURS WIN. JUST SAY DEALS ARE GOING GOOD JIM”
[+5] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: How far does NVDA fall at open
[+5] u/Tommyd023: So Iran talks "a deal is close" another lie?
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: Maybe I’d be less bored at work if I actually did work 🤔
[+5] u/LarryBlink: IREN bagholders on suicide watch after NBIS and APLD ran away with all the contracts, BIG PHAT L BAGHOLDERS
[+5] u/Spy300: >WHILE CITIGROUP ANALYSTS SAID A DEESCALATION AROUND THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ COULD HELP GOLD FIND A BOTTOM, THOUGH A PROLONGED CRISIS MAY BOOST DEMAND THROUGH STAGFLATION FEARS.
So oil up, gold up
Oil down, gold up
Got it.
[+5] u/d3sp: You and I both think MU will die today.
You and I are wrong.
Full port memory today. It's your last chance
[+5] u/d3sp: When premarket is green, "premarket is fake"
When premarket is red, "it's joever"
Amirite
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Showing up lightly toasted to a job for the first time is always a learning experience
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: 🥭 posting article "how to crush iran in 3 moves" lmao
[+5] u/trsx5: My NVDA calls are gonna hurt lol
[+5] u/ajarbyurns1: Pretty kind of Iran to wait until tech earnings are over before they talk about uranium enrichment
[+5] u/bronzewhale: I am so tired of this market being driven by nothing headlines
[+5] u/cbusoh66: Of course RKLB does an ATM, they never in their wildest dreams thought it would hit $130. An $80 billion company making $800 million in sales, very healthy P/S indeed, PLTR be damned.
20 years in business, yet to turn a profit.
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: Easiest money of my life calls at open on literally anything
[+5] u/BFox1982: My shambles in shambles
[+5] u/Bravadette: Im guessing the explosion by the bull statue in nyc was ths signal
[+5] u/twostroke1: Boss keeps bugging me asking me to go fix some shit that’s broken out in the field while I’m in the middle of gambling and placing my bets all morning.
The fuckin nerve of some people I swear dude.
[+5] u/ThinkingOfTheOldDays: Your boy bought MSFT at 3:59 yesterday 🙆
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: I know the Nvda call guy is sick
[+5] u/OnceRegarded: Remember when we spent $80 trillion dollars on AI chat bots thinking they wouldn't be commoditized?
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Google bankruptcy filed at 9am
[+5] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Damn Anthropic going to use MSFT chips
[+5] u/CPR123_: How do I overcome my covered call addiction? I’m a bol but not a big bol
[+5] u/No-Put2311: The tingle in my balls say its a dumpy/flat day. Gonna go touch grass enjoy the pump
[+5] u/MrDee97: So MSFT now has deals with OpenAI & Anthropic
But apparently is losing the AI race ?
[+5] u/PenguinOfB00m: Oil at 108 your tweet overlord said no lunch today
Brb liquidating before you plebeians can
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: NVDA said fuck your puts fuck your calls
[+5] u/perceptive_AI: Big brain move is to hedge your firing by being a shareholder of the company.
[+5] u/johndaly88: MSFT calls at open may be suicide, but gonna do it anyways
[+5] u/East-Description-243: The nine companies receiving funding and equity stake arrangements are:
IBM: $1 billion (the largest package) to help establish America’s first dedicated quantum chip manufacturing facility.
GlobalFoundries: $375 million to scale quantum computing hardware manufacturing.
D-Wave Quantum: Expected ~$100 million for scaling annealing quantum systems.
Rigetti Computing: Expected ~$100 million for superconducting qubit development.
Infleqtion: Expected ~$100 million for neutral atom quantum technologies.
Atom Computing: Expected ~$100 million.
PsiQuantum: Expected ~$100 million.
Quantinuum: Expected ~$100 million.
Diraq: ~$38 million for silicon spin qubit research.
[+5] u/Big-Safe3031: Market open is about to be an absolute moshpit.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: Be cool if they reintroduced the stock trading floor and you had to take a cab to NYSE and scream ‘buy buy’ to get your fourteen POET shares whilst waving a little ticket
[+5] u/8lbs_overweight: Msft going back down to 418 today. :/
[+5] u/D1rtD3mon: When we've seen this same move with MSFT many times but still won't buy puts
[+5] u/Voenker: MSFT green? Puts it is
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: I can't afford gas but I can afford SpaceX
[+5] u/bears2broke: LMAOO MY INTU PUTS TURN $0.4 ->$15 THIS IS WILDD
[+5] u/regardus_maximus: YOU RETARDS CANT HELP IT BUT KEEP BUYING AMD AND NVDA
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: They talking motor oil shortages. Bravfuckingo.
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Just about broke even on my Nvidia calls and I'm out. Not fucking with it
[+5] u/b1gb0n312: MU holding up my port
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Alright MU time for that easy 40% day alright cool thanks
[+5] u/Miker1730: microslop puts at open was money!!
[+5] u/Stop_The_Rain: It doesn't matter what MSFT does..... sell!
[+5] u/FaithlessnessIcy3875: Microslop is red, the market is saved
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: If you **have** to be bullish on something, at least be bullish on oil
[+5] u/thatsmymayo: It's cool Microsoft, I didn't want to make money anyway
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: Sold contracts yesterday for a loss and now they are in the money smh
[+5] u/Taraih: MSFT: erect -> 1 min later -> flaccid
[+5] u/gopoohgo: Lol SaaS apocalypse continues.
INTU getting obliterated.
[+5] u/Antibody-Scientist: This week has been kind of dog shit. The way the market is moving sucks.
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: Billy, wtf is happening to msft? Do something biaaatch.
[+5] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Yeah, market is as confused right now as wsb is.
[+5] u/spac420: bezos peptides make his arms larger than his legs.
[+5] u/dreggers: I really timed the top on SPY and QQQ. My memory stocks are green while everything else is red
[+5] u/JuneauMori: NVDA shitting itself right after reaching a good pump to scam ppl
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: Lmfao msft gave it all back already? Wtf was that pm pump
[+5] u/zeusbox: What's the obsession from this sub with msft. Someone always moaning about that stock.
[+5] u/davidbigham: its the classic sell off after earning on NVDA
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: Hey guys listen to this joke:
MSFT
[+5] u/puffinnbluffin: How do I negotiate a deal with IRS to never audit me or my kids in our lifetimes
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: Did we announce the 20th successful Iran peace deal or something?
[+5] u/Right_Traffic_4821: QBTS up bigly pre market
[+5] u/Thin_Opportunity9667: I bought spy calls that expire today at close and this mother fucker goes and makes this type of comment. If I lose my premium I’m enlisting for the impending ground invasion.
[+5] u/iamjt: Ah fuck this just do round 2 drop so the v can happen at the open
[+5] u/Fit_Ad_8173: hello job numbers, plz save my calls
[+5] u/Wise_Ticket_5093: oil with the morning wood
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: The enormous retailer isn't worth 50x PE? Shocked!
[+5] u/halfcrzy: Okay NBIS. Need you to hit 209 again. Just like you did 2 hours ago.
[+5] u/Feedthemcake: How long until it’s illegal to SELL stocks?
[+5] u/RazorThought: If NVDA doesn’t go up 10% by Friday afternoon, then I don’t know shit about fuck.
[+5] u/CaptainJimJames: full port soxs calls on the bell
[+5] u/ihenewa: You turned 80k to 200k. Thats it.
[+20] u/HatNo9667: what idiot put so much adbe in my account
[+13] u/Trashpanda7193: 🥭 would totally end Iran operation if he got 5% of the toll deposited directly into his bank account
[+13] u/TokiAsuma: I just know the day I hold my calls longer than 5 seconds the dumpiest of dump to ever dump in dump history will occur
[+13] u/akunisg: jensen: hyperscaler capex only gonna grow
reporter: but how?
hyperscalers: half stock half cash
[+12] u/No_Fig_7835: "Walmart Tumbles On Disappointing Guidance, Warns Low-Income Consumers Drowning"
yea no shit.
[+12] u/RazDoStuff: The day I sell MSFT is when it will fly to 800 and I will commit toaster bath
[+11] u/itsme971: SOMEONE MAKE SURE THE 600K NVIDIA GUY IS ALRIGHT
[+11] u/spellbreaker: Just remember boys, don't ever talk about your positions until you take profit.
The MMs watch WSB just to fuck you over specifically.
Some regard was here singing about his ITM 5/22 MSFT 430 calls premarket. The MMs took that personally.
[+11] u/Ok_Visit_5741: People confused about NVDA as though this hasn't been the post-ER price action for a couple years now.
[+10] u/DeHunter_54: yo wtf is happening rn. why everything down
[+10] u/shindiggaa: Man trading at work is hard. I was up 20%, got stuck in a conversation and now it's at 0%
[+10] u/Illustrious-Low4128: We literally dropped .3% and everyone is treating this like the collapse of the economy
[+10] u/bronfmanhigh: dang i haven't since NVDA this low since 9 days ago
[+9] u/Haikoe: Lol that’s it bulls? That was the pump?
[+9] u/theStrangeDay: Is NVDA $600k Call bro ok?
[+9] u/sonspurs: I’m pretty sure the most stupid people on planet earth can be found in here.
[+9] u/2MuchSend: Huang wants 600k NVDA guys body so he can harvest the skin and begin refining it into leather for next seasons jacket. Like a seasonal molting.
[+9] u/LeakMyBigBowls: It's gonna be and up down up down up down day
[+9] u/Red_V_Standing_By: That $500k NVDA guy is fuuuuuucked
[+9] u/Superente_: We need a proper 5% red day. Bulls deserve it.
[+8] u/fca1230: When market is down, MSFT is down and when market is up, MSFT is also down
[+8] u/VeryMercurial: Bols when market pumps for no reason and they know it: 😎😎😎
Bols when market dumps for logical reasons: WTF IS THIS BS
[+8] u/sufficiently7777: The fucking doomer bs in here is hilarious
[+8] u/iAmGrimTV: I want to take another trade but this movement is truly regarded
[+8] u/DiscoStuTalkin2You: ugly day tmrw confirmed friday before long weekend always bad
[+8] u/le_pedal: MSFT? You mean the worst company in America?
[+8] u/socratesqt: Red days are so much easier to trade i love this shit
[+8] u/stonetrade: Starting my tax harvesting early this year
[+8] u/NativePlant870: Why isn’t my stock going up that just ran up 100% in a month 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+8] u/Stack_Johnson: $600k NVDA guy down $500k today at this point
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: 600k Nvidia calls guy has lost about 320k so far
[+7] u/PocaMadre69: Crazy we’re really ripping
All the rallies have been crazy
I remember when SPY was in the low 600’s on March 31st
[+7] u/LectureLight6738: Someone please explain how DRAM is only up 4% when Samsung (25% of DRAM) was up 8%, Hynix (another 25) was up 11%, and MU (another 25) is up 3%. The math ain’t mathing
[+7] u/BabyGrogu69: **holy fuck jensen stop answering CNBC's bearish questions**
[+7] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: woah so this is just a place where gamblers bitch about the casino?
[+7] u/GalacticNecterine: Go go gadget market manipulator!
[+7] u/Scarfaceb1tch: What a fucking rug on TSLA my god
[+7] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Upvote if you got fucked hard in the ass today my rapist was amd
[+7] u/thefrozen_one: Shittiest price action all week
[+7] u/Burger_Gouger: This stupid fuckin thread chart never updates anymore and yesterday NVDA earnings crashed the sub.
Puts on mods
[+7] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Hi good morning. Im an idiot that likes to lose money
[+7] u/wotton: SAVE US JOHN APPLE
YOURE OUR ONLY HOPE
[+7] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: Made 6k, I’m done today. See you guys next week
[+7] u/DeHunter_54: Why isnt spy going up
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: This will be interesting when more than the 3 people currently playing the market get involved.
[+7] u/tystysbaby: NVDA sling shot up is going to be violent
[+7] u/GoodbyeThings: accidentally sent you next weeks value
[+6] u/zchw: is DRAM not pricing in the gains from SK hynix and samsung?
[+6] u/Sco_420: Can we get a few more of those 5 min shrek dicks please
[+6] u/Namtabmal: HOW THE FUCK ARE THEEE MEMORY STOCKS STILL GOING UP EVERY WEEK? WTF
[+6] u/stonetrade: These protein farts are insane
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: I love how NVDA beating earnings drives all the other AI stocks up, while NVDA trades flat
[+6] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: Bought meta leaps yesterday. Pray for me.
[+6] u/Future-Eye1911: That SPY wick was insane. Definitely some accumulation before big news today. I’m expecting spy 1000 eod on the conservative side
[+6] u/ryzetard: IRAN AND OMAN DISCUSSING A PERMANENT HORMUZ TOLL: IRANIAN ENVOY
and back to 738 we go xd
[+6] u/IookMaNoHands: Rip to the nvda dude if it wasnt fake
[+6] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: i bought puts and always lose. you have been warned.
[+6] u/housemoneyrocketship: Andddd my calls are worthless
[+6] u/SpeedilyStable: Market go down, I frown :(.
[+6] u/No-Clerk7943: im sorry for your spy calls
[+6] u/ai___________: We survived the great bear market of 10:15-10:25
[+6] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: Bear trap into bull trap. Absolutely fucking hilarious hahahhaha
[+6] u/bigfan49: What the hell is even that
[+6] u/megaxanx: if this shit is not up in 2hrs im selling everything fuck this gay earth
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: "LETS FAKE PUMP NVDA AT OPEN
SO THEY BUY CALLS,
THEN LETS DUMP ET"
[+6] u/wattap: Only MSFT would get a chip deal and be red
[+6] u/Agreeable-Ad5434: Nvidia always raises to new highs after a dip post earnings, im averaging down
[+6] u/A55BAG: META and MSFT down, Bill Ackman is the new Cathie Wood
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Taco family about to announce good news lol
[+6] u/Redsirr: Get in we’re going to the moon
[+6] u/donjulio914: This price action is literally disgusting
[+6] u/Jemmani22: 🥭: war is over!
Friday 4:01, drops 10 nukes in iran
[+6] u/Apple2o: Bros I can’t even wait 1 month for a dividend stock, I’m cooked
[+6] u/jcdq: rklb call got obliterated
[+6] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Microslop dogshit company
[+5] u/AggravatingCrow897: Food on the table? Or one last 0TDE? 🤔
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: The CHIPS act ecosystem is getting pretty fucking old. Tired of Trump admin sending tickers +25% premarket
[+5] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: insider traders making billions
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Brief pump because another "Iranian senior official," according to "sources," said that reports that Iran would not move their uranium enrichments were wrong. Leadership in Iran is a bit fractured, but considering the IRGC is in charge, I am going to believe them over a random official
[+5] u/Phaeax: went partial port 740c 1DTE at the lows! lets pahmp it
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: MSFT is the only company that can pump pre market on Anthropic using their AI Chips and then turn red after open instantly. Also why tf is GOOGL always red now
[+5] u/No-Clerk7943: making money is easy if you make 1% a day you will make 3,678% compounded
[+5] u/BleakyBluster: Looks like RDDT has finally bottomed
Time to buy all in and ride the wave up to $200
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: I TOLD YOU RETARDS YESTERDAY THAT TRUMP MADE THE NVDA PEAK ON HIS LIE ABOUT CHIPS IN CHINA
HE DID THIS BEFORE EARNINGS BECAUSE NVDA WAS NOT GOING TO POP HIGHER
YOU BULLS WERE ALL PLAYED
[+5] u/trumst: Yolo bought INFQ 2 weeks ago and now the government announcement is giving me a win finally
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Msft really isn't interested in staying below 420
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Stocks on my ban list as of today: MSFT, META (TSLA always has been)
[+5] u/Prestigious-Fix8154: Big green weiny incoming
[+5] u/hankster221: was just about to buy calls right before that rip
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: The quantum fomo rotation is finally here.
Gosh that took too long.
[+5] u/ryzetard: \*IRAN OFFICIAL DENIES SUPREME LEADER URANIUM DIRECTIVE V incoming possibly
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Just blatant manipulation and no one cares. This price action just makes no sense
[+5] u/Joesr-31: How is msft still dropping, everyone is going to the moon and its still in shit
[+5] u/neverseengreen: I dont believe in manipulation for the most part, but i swear NVDA is being used to not send the market up.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I FUCKING HATE MICROSHART
[+5] u/Visible-Atmosphere72: i don't care if i lose eventually, just please blow up all the portfolio of bears right now, i need the most parabolic bubble ever
[+5] u/fewthingsarerelated: That MU pump was a gift from the market gods and once again, I've squandered it
[+5] u/llamaflocka: Someone check on 600k NVDA guy
[+5] u/brizzario: Get ready for the 19th ceasefire deal announcement!
[+5] u/nickb527: Too many buying opportunities, something something buttery lobster
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: 600k nvda guy in shambles
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Gimme some dancing ghey bears… 💃💃💃🤣
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: hope NVDA yolo dude sold at OPEN wouldve make some profit
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: ACHR was such a scam....remember in Nov 2024 when that thing was hyped? Its down from 13 to 5... 66% loss
[+5] u/-0x00000000: NVDA bitch get your drunk ass off the floor, you’re embarrassing yourself
[+5] u/soldatodianima: *The year is 2030:*
*INTC - $1000*
*AMD - $2000*
*NVDA - $170-175.*
Bers are still fuk.
[+5] u/Gorm_the_Old: This is fun. 🙂 I'm enjoying myself today, I hope you are too. 🙂
[+5] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: sorry you sold yesterday because everyone on reddit was dooming. you’re supposed to buy when that happens, silly
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I tried calling a MSFT investor, but the line was busy. Looks like Margin was calling 👀
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: MU and SNDK doin their things while SPY shits the bed 🤔
[+5] u/broke_person: Loading up CRWV. See you when I'm rich on AI infra
[+5] u/mightychicken64: someone pamp my google calls
[+5] u/tystysbaby: You know this is just options fuckery and will pump when everyone gives up and thinks we are going to dump
[+5] u/OldWonder5865: After all the shit he’s got on here I’ll be shocked if Nvidia doesn’t pop up to 230 today and save his calls
[+5] u/onerandomcomputerguy: RKLB calls on this pullback?
[+5] u/aftherith: Mallwart weak guidance
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Now’s not the time for a tweet. 9:15am EST is perfect
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: That $600k nvda yolo guy down 40% rip
[+5] u/Cryptosharkk: Congratulations MSFT, you did it again 👏
[+5] u/jiggolo420: I'm starting an inverse SPY etf for bears. Ticker is GAY
[+5] u/fca1230: the nvda calls i bought at open go along perfectly with my msft and meta calls
[+5] u/BT_Baggage_handler: It wants to dump so bad. Luckily they made that Illegal. 745 Calls
[+5] u/nyshopgirl: lemme buy some puts so the market goes up for yall
[+5] u/A_Guy_Oz: SpaceX, largest IPO ever. They’re going to cure all cancer and we’re all going to live on the moon together apparently
[+5] u/Rudybus: OPEN THE FUCKIN' MARKET YOU CRAZY BASTARDS.
I need to sell my puts
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I fell for the MU AH pump again 🤡
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Watch how quickly the MSFT rip fades. Everybody loves to hate MSFT
[+5] u/Over_Brilliant3590: Does Mojtaba Khamenei even exist?
[+5] u/Ok-Toe-5124: MSFT what do you even say at this point
[+5] u/nigofe: Oh we rippin' see u later bers, it was fun in chat for a couple days ty for the entertainment.
[+5] u/studybreak15: Why can’t Microsoft just go up so I can unload these calls and move on to something else?
[+5] u/FutureSage: There is a near 100% chance I bought the top of MU for the umpteenth time
[+5] u/someguyontheinter: It’ll pump. Tested it twice, watch it break
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: remember the higher the unemployment rate the more reddit users
[+5] u/Jumpy_Shoulder9043: Algos love illegal pump and dumps lmaooo
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: #MSFT Strikes deal with god himself for additional $1b net income in exchange for nothing#
-1%
[+5] u/bshappens2: alr bois im calling the bottom here for qqq
[+5] u/tocinoman: NVDA puts were pretty cheap yesterday, too
[+5] u/tldamico: Glad I sold those $245 NVDA calls just before close yesterday. I'm curious what they'll be selling at after market open...
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: I love the smell of oil in the morning
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Market makers win again! Everyone’s ports are going -50% in 4 minutes. Calls and puts are drained.
[+5] u/Wide-Pianist-8026: BERS RLLY THOT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+5] u/STFUNeckbeard: Personality translates into sexual character as well so easily #1
[+5] u/HappyCaterpillar2409: Buying more RDDT today.
[+17] u/Moepenmoes: This market is as flat as my sister
[+16] u/Awake_Beast616: pretty sure at this point like 70% of the people posting here are Indian
[+11] u/gcko: Upvote for afternoon pump
Downvote for afternoon dump
[+11] u/jeffynihao: Fun fact when HOOD and NBIS were both at 75 i picked the one that I thought would be more stable...turns out I was right. HOOD is still at 75 while NBIS has tripled.
[+10] u/KYEEZY98: Walmart reporting weak outlook should be more concerning for investors but I guess the AI circlejerk is more important than consumer spending.
[+10] u/PrestigiousPapaya17: I lost $1100 on NVIDIA. Couldn’t imagine losing $500,000. rip 600k guy .
[+10] u/tzuica_de_mar: If you think you're having a bad day at least you didn't blow 600k on 2dte nvda calls
[+10] u/TruChains: If I inverse myself, that’s me acting on my impulse and therefore, not inversing myself.
[+10] u/IndependentUsual7444: It's feels like we're about to launch
[+10] u/bear2bebull: MU lagging and SNDK soaring again 😔
[+10] u/Kociolinho: That's the fun part: it doesn't
[+9] u/ChristianM97: Market making MU stay slightly behind 750 so the 750~800 calls expire worthless is madness
[+9] u/AGigatonicxs: Can mu pump to 800 already?
[+9] u/huskermut: ASTS bears are extinct
[+9] u/BecomingSavior: SNDK showing MU what big dick really looks like
[+9] u/okbetokbetokbet: why do we get a random straight line up every day now?
[+8] u/Ferdoki: Can we all click “Buy” at the same time? Maybe that will move the market
[+8] u/joeyeats: should have stayed out of this bs chop today
[+8] u/Desperate-Math-8365: It’s hard not having enough money to make any
[+8] u/Pereise1: Today is straight up untradeable. Range bound from the start.
[+8] u/captain_casino: At this point either go seize the uranium or shut the fuck up about it lol
[+8] u/SSMST: Nobody ever went broke taking a profit. Nobody ever went broke taking a profit. Nobody ever went broke taking a profit.
[+8] u/GoldGlove2720: Can we go back to market open where the big green spikes happened for 5 mins🥺
[+8] u/52mindmen: PvP trading is hard, is there a co-op mode?
[+8] u/PancakeDickwrap: [ok degens, here is my NVDA loss porn. i’m not gonna make an entire post about it](https://imgur.com/a/W3IFMMQ)
[+8] u/Broad_Front7788: Iranian supreme leader says something that has been Iranian policy for decades.
Oil markets: 😲
[+7] u/NiceJobSon: One thing’s for sure, market’s about to go up or down, unless maybe sideways.
[+7] u/chauhan_shubham: Getting fucked with Calls AND Puts. Wtf.
[+7] u/WhiteSock_: Hit my first 5-bagger today! Too bad that I was 80% down yesterday, so I’m back at square one.
[+7] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Dude what is happening today
[+7] u/LeagueofData: Iran: Uranium will not leave Iran
SPY: best I can do is -0.50%.
[+7] u/RealityBeOn1: I almost feel bad for the dude that wasted 600k on 2dte nvidia calls. Almost
[+7] u/CMac681: I’ve had the same employee get arrested 3 times at work in the past year and a half.
I’m going to rehire him for comedic value at this point.
[+7] u/kumako10: Anyone know how much that 600k nvidia guy's calls are worth now?
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: That’s a pretty tight daily range you got there
[+7] u/Li1ght: If anyones gonna fuck my cousin its gonna be me
[+7] u/captain_casino: How did the Koreans do a better job pumping memory than us lol
[+7] u/MacSell: this is pathetic, it looks like it gonna dump you go short it moons, you take a loss and reverse and it drills… fuck
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: When billion dollar companies start laying off thousands of workers, maybe it's time to get out.
Or in, idk.
[+7] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: This week has been so boring, I miss the 15% swings on MU and SNDK
[+7] u/gentlesandwich: The man attends like 20 conferences a day. At this point the taco brigade is just confirmation bias.
[+7] u/sonofalando: They’re gonna turn us all into europoors with none of the benefits of being a europoor aren’t they?
Soon Americans will be migrating to France to seek asylum from an oppressive American underclass like Mexicans do today with America.
[+7] u/AppleJuiceTwo: oil tanks and spy gets a limp erection?
[+7] u/jeffynihao: On the real? Take a break.
[+6] u/DoubleFamous5751: Okay, I drink too much Celsius not to buy it down here.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: bought spy calls at the tippy top today, Ama
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: As I ask for is a 1% pump on SPY, it can go back down after
[+6] u/YouDontKnowDino: NVDA down again after earnings for like the 4th straight quarter and yet people keep buying calls at earnings lol
[+6] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Every damn day is just
1) Oil schizo price movement
2) Bond regards demand 0.1% more interest in 10 years then the -0.1% less interest in 10 years and 5 minutes based on oil
3) Stocks regards just along for the ride based on bonds
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: NVDA dragging everyone down
[+6] u/SarcasticTrumpet: I love the day i actually buy calls on the dip it's when they just want to manipulate it all day and shake everyone out, fucking hate these people more than anything
[+6] u/HywayKind: member that time, when it was -5% 2 days in a row
[+6] u/tzuica_de_mar: Only Lorna can save the market now. Deploy the cannons 🏀🏀
[+6] u/MoodClassic6730: -2% on nvda is gonna wipe people out
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: literally the 20th bounce off 738 today lmfao
[+6] u/Xzlk: Spotify users allowed to create their own AI generated remixes of songs. This should end well.
[+6] u/100xOrBust: Idk how people become alcoholics. I can’t fucking stand being hungover
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Been spending some time in spain and honestly market opening at 3pm is fucking awesome
[+6] u/Yodaboy170: who's with me for a MU pump to 770 🙏📈🚀
[+6] u/TruChains: Hey did anyone tell NVDA $225c bro that he could’ve waited to get them? They are on sale now
[+6] u/88Babies: Spy gonna close green and possibly make a new ATH cause … why not?
[+6] u/caringforapathy: It wants to pump. Just let it!!
[+6] u/sounbaggie: Ima take my loss, withdraw to savings and come back in a year lol, wow
[+6] u/leftbrained_: We're going to melt up again today, aren't we?
[+5] u/Successful_Lab6343: ASTS back to 100s today!!! LFG
[+5] u/Beagle001: The best part for me is how it goes up night after night in AH and then dumps on retail. That's ordinary.
[+5] u/wildcat1055: I'll tell you what, the people making the real money from AI are the ones selling me these NVDA calls
[+5] u/King_Credit: Remember when yall said NVDA earnings would save the market…..
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: how much longer is sPY just gonna violently bounce between 738 and 739
[+5] u/Antique-Flight-5358: If this goes sideways all day its gonna crash tomorrow
[+5] u/mingesniffa6969: Well the market isn’t open so there is also that
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Nvda shake those paper hands
[+5] u/LittleShiro11: Hi guys, new here. Why is my spy call saying negative even after I moved the slider to the right
[+5] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: My friend wants to understand how you would do this? Disgusting to me but don't want to let him down
[+5] u/Hang_Man1: Lame day after NVDAs earnings
[+5] u/thewayyoulook2night: 1108 contracts of 740 0dte calls. -55k to -3k. Had a half second window to break even but oh well
[+5] u/MathTutorAndCook: Guys, did you hear about my new energy company, where I'll be using quantum AI to maximize yields and efficiency of all three of our energy production categories: Natural gas, solar, and nuclear. We have backing from the administration as well as partnerships with most hyperscalers.
Ownership is still private, with potential frameworks for ipo in place
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: market literally cannot stop pumping during market hours lol
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: SPY looks like it's going to drill lol
smh
[+5] u/enc-nyc: Iran and Oman are discussing a permanent Hormuz Toll. Right. France and England are discussing permanent toll. Spain & Morocco. + Dozens more. We're in to fun times, boyz.
[+5] u/Koki4kok: Pls initiate spy purchasing process, rent is on the line
[+5] u/captain_casino: Idc about OpenAI I want a Red Bull IPO
[+5] u/Dickasseater: Holding 739 SPY 0DTE and it just been topping off on it. PLZ ripppp
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I have frameworks of happiness in my life
[+5] u/HywayKind: "poor guy just wanted to get his girl some thigh-highs"
[+5] u/cowboycookie1337: ASTS is about to short squeeze
[+5] u/CigInside: Thank you chairman Powell. I may never live in a house, but Atleast will have paper gains that will buy me 10 hotdogs when I retire at age 85
[+5] u/Reynhart: Next hot startup is gonna be the one that promises quantum computing in space powered by nuclear energy, because solar would be too obvious.
[+5] u/ChristianM97: People: MSFT can’t go another day red it has been too much.
MSFT: I got one more in me.
[+5] u/Upbeat_Mess7960: Buy NVDA, huge wave coming soon.
[+5] u/CigInside: We need to make sure boomers can safely exit first
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Need BULL to pump 63% today after earnings to breakeven 🙏
[+5] u/chauhan_shubham: Everything i touch turns Red only exception being Puts
[+5] u/riteofpass: ASTS about to have a RKLB style run
[+5] u/DoIt4TheMayMays: I was feeling Puts, flipped a coin and it confirmed Puts, so I bought Calls
[+5] u/PermissionJealous814: Why can MU be like his brother SNDK
[+5] u/HywayKind: wait.. jpm sex slaves?!
[+5] u/-eShTuPiD: Time for the markets to go green don't you think?
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: taco man FIGHTING THE red candles LMAO
[+5] u/No_Cod972: If you're at all neurotic, you're gonna love trading options.
[+5] u/you_are_temporary: Some of you are all right. Don’t show up to Hormuz tomorrow
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: 1 hour late to work this week on 4 out of 5 days
will i fail or succeed tomorrow??
[+5] u/suizman: Fuck your puts & calls, sincerely $NVDA
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: bols are the new cockriders
[+13] u/Chancey004: Why is every Donnie press conference just turning into an hgtv episode where he describes his renovations for an hour
[+9] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: RGTI's CEO doesn't own a single share in his scam company and now 🥭 is gambling with taxpayer money in these scams.
[+9] u/doompkrs: LAST CHANCE TO BUY SPY PUTS BEFORE WE GO DOWN.
[+9] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: War bout to end, get your calls
[+9] u/No_Current3675: #FKN LOL DUDE AT WORK JUST TOLD US THAT THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD IS THE MIA KHALIFA
[+7] u/bullhunter469: PLUG bears getting multiple green dildo PLUGGING their ass lmao
[+7] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: I fucking love WSB. I got on here a while ago and some regards were talking about APLD so I said sure why not and chucked 20k into shares when it was at 14 bucks. Now it’s up 240% and I don’t even know whaat the fuck it does. Something something data centers? Love you guys.
[+7] u/ebitdasga: Generational bull run and i feel like the majority of WSB has been buying puts since beginning of April. It’s way easier to make money by going long and staying out when you’re bearish than to try and time a pullback
[+7] u/Curious-Tap8312: I bought at today’s bottom and im down fucking 60%, fuck everyone in theta gang I hate you with my soul
[+7] u/Salamanderfs: The Art of making it seem like there's a Deal soon but there's no Deal
[+7] u/9LegParlay: what a shitty fucknig day
[+6] u/Total_Schedule591: A deal has been reached again 🦹♂️
[+6] u/Deep-Discussion-6947: Orange man gotta do at least one last legendary pump
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: I averaged down on my calls and it keeps fluctuating right before I'm about to make a profit. They always know, bro.
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: >Bloom Energy Stock (BE) Soars after Landing $2.6B Fuel Cell Deal with AI Firm Nebius
Both stocks, increased their market cap by 8B... Again 2.6B deal -> market cap increase 8B...
[+6] u/Fair_Philosopher575: for fuck sake stop chopping, up or down get it over with.
[+6] u/Bananaskovitch: Bibi having premium blackmail material against 🥭 will make the Iran war lasts until he is no in power.
[+6] u/perc30yeet: Should I get in on DRAM
[+6] u/qx2: SpaceX prospectus, company reporting a $4.9 billion net loss on $18.67 billion in consolidated revenue for 2025, freaking laughable.
[+6] u/kjl8921: Is it still a good time to buy?
[+6] u/TransportationKey455: ASTS based as always
[+5] u/ImLemonized: ^ this regard sold TE last week for $5.5. Fuck me.
[+5] u/meonjj: Thoughts on NVDA 225c 5/29
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Bruh this sideways BS
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: jeff used to look like a roided chad... he looks like my granny now
[+5] u/InevitablePie2535: MSFT is perhaps the most uninvestable megacap stock in history atm. Green market - does down. Red market - goes down. Good news - goes down. Me getting chlamydia - goes zig zag down.
[+5] u/OMFG789: Any news from the NVDA 600k May 22 225C guy?
[+5] u/ShrimpieAC: SPY can fuck its mother
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Companies don’t massively increase their dividends if there is massive growth ahead, they do so when the best use of money is giving back to shareholders. Most of the growth is now BEHIND NVDA not ahead.
[+5] u/solid_snake1994: Come on SPY let’s see $742 today
[+5] u/Equal-Caramel-2613: Since SNDK was at $500 I've refused to buy in because there's no way it could go THAT much higher
Welp
[+5] u/Turbulent_Finish9860: New national debt record? *Exquisite*
[+5] u/Tor_94grl: So this isnt going to 740
[+5] u/Fast_Half4523: any hot tickers today?
[+17] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: They can't keep getting away with market pumps on every final peace deal.
Narrator: they have infact gotten away with pumping the market even as we speak with deal #73 close to being finalized
[+15] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: I’ll get you next time, afternoon pamp!
[+13] u/CEO_of_SOXL: If we just announce fake deals everyday why would the market ever be red?
[+12] u/horseisahorse: Did we get world peace again
[+12] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: *Iran and US close to an agreement*
Bibi: Hold my beer
[+12] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: The final draft of a U.S.-Iran agreement has reportedly been reached through Pakistani mediation and could be announced within hours, though reports have not been confirmed."
[+11] u/grandfatherdog: I would be like 10x richer than I am if I had just held the stocks I bought five years ago and not opened any apps since then. Hell I'd be probably twice as rich if I'd held onto half my stuff from the last six months.
[+11] u/BHull16: I can’t believe I held. Down 86% on calls to up 17%. I’m out
[+10] u/I_pop_Jardiance: Did we just end war for the 100th time?
[+10] u/likamuka: This is the most criminal market I have seen in my 105 years of life.
[+10] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: Let me guess, war still goes on, but we pretend it is over for 5637th time
[+10] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: “Final Draft of the deal has been reached”
Meaning still no agreement 🤡 🌎
[+10] u/Wall_St_Bussy: **Your Robinhood transfer is now complete** - oh you mean the money I lost 4 days ago? Thanks for the notification
[+10] u/mwesty25: Bears in shambles because WW3 is canceled
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #If you study what a company does before buying its stock, you might be a nerd LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Bers cant be reached for comments at this time
[+10] u/guhhhh_MU: nobody here. Everyone would be homeless within a year
[+9] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: SPY down 0.35%, SNDK up 7%, my port down 4%, nothing makes any sense
[+9] u/Competitive_Wind7738: Let me guess. Peace deal again?
[+9] u/fools_eye: FINAL final draft of an agreement to make a deal to continue talks reached!
BIG PUMP!
[+9] u/freehouse_throwaway: no doubt POTUS is furiously trading with us right now
[+9] u/liikenneaksioma: first you buy calls. then tweet peace deal coming. repeat ad infinitum
[+9] u/circadiggmigration: I don't care what anyone says, the taco trade has been the best thing that's happened to my portfolio since we ended 8 wars or whatever
[+8] u/kemar7856: Samsung Chip Workers to Get Average $340,000 Bonus in AI Boom
[+8] u/dimadomelachimola: Wow this day is shit
[+8] u/Leading_Form_8485: 18 trades net $0. Im the best
[+8] u/ten7four: DEAL HAS BEEN GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS AND NOW IT'S THE CLOSEST IT'S EVER BEEN AND IT'S SO CLOSE IT COULDN'T BE ANY CLOSER, MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS
[+8] u/lendrickkvmvr: Guess who bought oil 4 minutes before the world peace announcement
[+7] u/AMX_revue: NVDA 600k guy, fly high
[+7] u/djln491: spy jumped up $1 so oil must have dropped 10 cents
[+7] u/jraiv420: What in the Axios headline happened?
[+7] u/kazkeb: Did we just get the daily "talks going well" post?
[+7] u/Born-Variety-7339: Whoever just bought my SPY 0 DTE 742 calls for .74 each I appreciate you 😂😂
[+7] u/Saosinyaj: Spy wants to rip to 745
[+7] u/Largeshmarge: SPY $741
California Gas Price $7.41
[+7] u/Sp0kenTruth: LMFAO. my calls were literally down 80%. wtf happened
[+7] u/TruthFantastic1741: And once again, I have sold my calls too early.
[+7] u/Millertimeeeee: From down $1200 to up $200 in 10 mins
[+7] u/Moist_Chain_POL: what’s the news boys??? 🙉
[+7] u/fredditf: 🔴 The final draft of the US-Iran agreement has been reached with the mediation of Pakistan, which is expected to be announced within the next few hours - Iran IRNA Citing Al Arabiya
[+7] u/TreGet234: 600k nvidia calls guy may have a chance to survive.
[+7] u/Sp0kenTruth: WTF IS HAPPENING YALL.. MY BAGS ARE ACTUALLY GREEN. IDK HOW TO HANDLE WINNING
[+7] u/fredditf: This draft includes an immediate and comprehensive ceasefire on all fronts
The Parties mutually undertake to refrain from targeting infrastructure
Freedom of navigation in the Persian Gulf and the Strait of Hormuz is guaranteed under a joint monitoring mechanism
Sanctions will be gradually lifted in exchange for Iran's compliance with the terms of the deal
Negotiations on outstanding issues shall begin within a maximum of seven days
[+7] u/TurbodToilet: We’re pumping off of news of a draft? The same draft that they announced yesterday? Is this market fucking serious?
[+7] u/DjAbella: We were clowning 600k guy but he bout to print (his losses back)
[+7] u/Force_Hammer: Bullish
https://preview.redd.it/cl09a0dmzi2h1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1a45364df41b39e6559825ced51f72b01700c63
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: I’m the most retarded person I know
[+7] u/whattayawant: How do i sell the news when i don't know what the news is
[+7] u/A_Credo: Hilarious watching the algos literally pump from a day old tweet. Biggest regards here.
[+7] u/trix_is_for_kids: Is the $600k nvda guy still alive?
[+7] u/Several-Bridge-6287: My portfolio is perfectly hedged so that no matter what happens, I will never make money. Been perfectly flat all day between my puts getting wrecked and my ETFs spiking.
[+7] u/Thumbszilla: I'm pretty sure that if the Iran rumor was true Trump would have already ran his mouth about it already
[+7] u/Millertimeeeee: For fuck sake someone tells NVDA the news already
[+7] u/RoguePastaNoodle: bold of you to assume they have a strategy
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: Someone knows something, calls it is
[+6] u/Bxdwfl: "he doesn't trade - he has advisors do it"
[+6] u/TruthFantastic1741: Yes a Bear does shit in the woods when he is homeless
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: War over tweet would be the cherry on top right now
[+6] u/chem_alx: All the updated price targets and outperform ratings on Nvda and the stock is at -2%
Im throwing my life savings at it
[+6] u/Sp0kenTruth: Papa trump with one last pump for his sons wedding this weekend
[+6] u/Traditional-Knee9167: Market get pinned in a .1% range by MMs all morning, then it decides to rocket instantly on the 200th toilet paper deal. Shrek has been pounding my shit 😩😩
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: S&P only up 0.20% today but smells like Euphoria, ft Sydney Sweeney
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: Is there anything from 🥭 on the announcement yet?
[+6] u/Dysbit: Sure after I sell my call
[+6] u/daynightcase: bro wtf i sold my SPY calls around noon thinking its gonna end flat
[+6] u/knwnasrob: What happened news wise?
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: Iranian media reports, citing Al-Arabiya, suggest that the final draft of a US–Iran agreement has reportedly been completed with Pakistani mediation, with an official announcement potentially coming within hours.
According to the reported details, the deal would include an immediate and comprehensive ceasefire, commitments from both sides to avoid targeting infrastructure, and guarantees for freedom of navigation through the Persian Gulf and Strait of Hormuz under a joint monitoring mechanism.
[+6] u/TreGet234: Peace deal infinite stock market pump glitch 😭 true clown market.
[+6] u/cowman711: Someone posted in here calls will 10x by eod who was that ghost
[+5] u/ConclusionEven6917: lol so they agreed on a deal to stop shooting at each other and table the points that they couldn't agree on until next week? I guess we are right back to 2025 tariff era deals where a deal to begin thinking about conversations would be announced the market would go crazy. Just gotta say whatever you need to get yields down so the debt party can continue
[+5] u/twat_muncher: Just made my mortgage in 15 min
[+5] u/more_aero: where was the announcement
[+5] u/miata_only: People are saying the pump could be due to news coming out of Iran, you guys
[+5] u/LaserBeamer17: So many INFQ bots in here
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Liquidity grab for a dump?
[+5] u/Lazy_Acanthisitta729: I'm working on finalizing a peace deal with my portfolio to where I won't yell at it anymore. I expect my portfolio to pump 30% soon.
[+5] u/No_Technician7914: Thinking full port spy calls at open. It’s the only way i feel anything
[+5] u/25999: pretty sure his breakeven is 231
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: There isn’t a day that goes by that people in here aren’t complaining about their Microsoft bags. You guys make this place fun so thank you!
[+5] u/NonimiJewelry: PLUG moving up fast, calls for next week
[+5] u/No_Image_1122: At this point meta needs new ceo
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Mu chart looking like a fuckin Appalachian landscape.
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: what the fuck happened now. World peace again? for the 69420 time?
[+5] u/Sp0kenTruth: one of my insane days.. went down 80% on spy calls to up 135%. what the hell
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: This one might actually be real this time lads. Insiders would had dumped by now if this was fake
[+5] u/Ancient_Let7878: Basically not touching Microslop till it can get over 430 it hates that number
[+20] u/habfranco: “Stocks turn higher after Trump says Iran war will end ‘very soon’ and gas prices will ‘go down lower than they were before’”
I literally laughed out loud reading that notification
[+15] u/Schmidtys: war over +1%
war not over -.01%
[+15] u/mrwazoo: fake peace deals used to be worth at least 1%.. what gives
[+14] u/djklmnop: Something big is about to happen.
[+14] u/stuntondeezh0es: Yesterday: hours away from peace deal!
Today: hours away from peace deal!
Tomorrow: hours away from peace deal!
Spy to 750 tomorrow easy
[+13] u/Provolone-Jones: 1970s OPEC oil embargo was child’s play compared to the closure of the strait and the oil embargo caused a decade long recession and soaring inflation. Yet, the market thinks we can get out of this without a scratch. This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
[+13] u/EquivalentBorn9411: Guys chegg is now an ai company (please buy my bags)
[+13] u/NeverDeltaNeutral: That deal announcement was faker than Kristi Noem’s husband’s titties
[+12] u/ChickenYip: Trump on attending son's wedding "He'd like me to go.....He's a person I've known for a long time"
LOLLL
[+12] u/YOLOdollhair: Oil collapsing but the price at the pump keeps going up.
[+12] u/skychief99: This all smells like fake shit to me. All the orange money is selling right now.
[+12] u/7fingersDeep: Insane that on March 30, SPY was at $631.
SPY went up $110 in a month and a half.
The same span where oil hit record highs.
Craziness!
[+11] u/xlmtothemoon: i refuse to call them dollars anymore, fun coupons is what im calling this ponzi
[+10] u/DressPrestigious7088: ANNOUNCEMENT OF PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN TO ARRIVE WITHIN HOURS. CURRENTLY IN THE FINAL DRAFT OF THE AGREEMENT.
Source: My barber.
[+10] u/cyberr_c28z: My spy calls are 50% up, should've full ported
[+10] u/Swiftnice: And the news was fake lol 🥭 probably just made another billion
[+10] u/SouthernRow2710: America is going to spend $50 billion dollars for a nuclear Iran & permanent tolls on the strait of hormuz & markets are pumping. I'm done trading, markets are too ridiculous. There isn't even a fucking deal, the headlines are just misrepresenting that Pakistan almost finished making a piece of paper that neither side will agree to
[+9] u/lndnmdn: Being right about a lotto but not holding is going to be my downfall
[+9] u/Trader0721: A deal to agree to a deal…fool me once shame on you…fool me twice can’t fool me again…
[+9] u/WayDry848: **During the negotiations with Tehran in Geneva, European officials were surprised to find themselves having to explain the basic concepts of uranium enrichment to the American delegation.**
One diplomat questioned how the U.S. could negotiate a nuclear deal without a full understanding of the science behind it.
Guys, it looks like the real estate developers diplomatic power-team isn't solving this crisis any time soon...
[+9] u/silver0199: Blows my mind that the market went green and left nvidia behind
[+9] u/MagneticRetard: condolences to those who had MSFT pre market. That's brutal.
[+9] u/jostradumass: THE TWEET IS UNDERGOING REVIEW.
[+8] u/WailingWarbler: I went from like -90% today to +1%
[+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: Watching the 800 profit I sold for turn into over 20k is making me physically ill
[+8] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Kinda crazy how many times you can recycle a headline for a pump.
[+8] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Who turned off the pump machine turn it back on
[+8] u/Upper-Difficulty660: To keep everyone from listening to the testimony of Epstein's assistant..... mango will win war again...... cure cancer ..............and discover new alien evidence.
[+8] u/frogger1988: if the market gains twice what it lost when a war ends vs begins does that mean war is an infinite money hack?
[+8] u/Boheed: If you fool me another 30-40 times, I'm gonna get upset
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Going long on NVDA 🙂↕️
[+7] u/jostradumass: Mango is gonna tweet any minute and send this to another ATH. Bro can't hold back on this kind of news.
[+7] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: This headline that the market is currently pumping on is a day old
https://www.iranintl.com/en/202605204945
[+7] u/Vasuuuuu: Well, that didnt last long. Glad I didnt diamond hand my non diamond hand worthy calls
[+7] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Fuck my paper hands. I could have made 8k but I took a 1k gain
[+7] u/Boheed: yet another peace deal?
[+7] u/jostradumass: Remember bers. Mango can not keep himself from tweeting, and this is big news.
[+7] u/thegx7: 760 EOD Friday Mashallah
[+7] u/glguju1188: 1000% gonna Pump at close or ban me
[+7] u/SuperbSandwich: And just like that, retail loses millions
[+7] u/Volume-Active: welp I sold my 741 calls at a loss and now the market fucks me over
[+7] u/notarocitnerd: WHERE IS AXIOS I NEED MY AXIOS ARTICLE TO KNOW IF THIS IS TRU
BOTTOM TEXT
[+7] u/XeroShyft: Oh my God Microsoft way way up pre market and gave it ALL up, this stock is SUCH a piece of shit
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: 750 would be really cool is all I’m saying tbh
[+7] u/Sandvicheater: So this newest peace deal basically frees up the Hormuz strait again in return Iran gets lot of its economic sanctions lifted and nuclear arms isn't even in the discussion.
So after trillions of US tax payer dollars and dozens of US soldiers lost, all US got was jack squat out of the whole debacle?
[+7] u/barelyreadsenglish: Totally real deal this time v.58
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[+7] u/xlmtothemoon: the oil daily chart gotta be the craziest shit you'll ever see for a commodity
[+7] u/Rez-_-: How come market isn’t allowed to naturally retrace or go down anymore unless it can be a news bomb mango n friends get inside scoop on? Everyone is long but positive news still moves up even though it’s been happening for over a month this shit has reached completely retarded levels of movement and you all know it
[+6] u/Fit-Marionberry5248: IRAN HAS SURRENDERED, IRAN HAS SURRENDERED
THE BEAR IS DEAD! I REPEAT: THE BEAR IS DEAD
[+6] u/Capable_Height7200: MU close at $780 you know you want to
[+6] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: I picked the wrong day to go cash
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: Tentative Peace deal in talks today and market pumps
TACO and Iran doesn't like the details of peace deal and walk away on Friday thus market dumps
repeat the cycle between ceasefire peace talks and strait locked down mary go round lol
[+6] u/legible_print: I think the guy next to me at work is on here
[+6] u/Technical-Emu-32: Get back to work before I call our HR
[+6] u/ShitHoleTrader: The don never disappoints 🔥
[+6] u/Soybeanrice: Man that’s 2 days this week some 0DTE calls in the afternoon go 10X or more
[+6] u/True_Job_7845: Please tell me this is going to run back up during power hour
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: Iran denies deal on headlines -> Retail buy puts -> Mango tweets about a peace deal -> Bears destroyed ->
Iran denies deal on headlines -> Retail buy puts -> Mango tweets about a peace deal -> Bears destroyed ->
[+6] u/RagingBearBull: Finally.
Iran Cant have a nuclear weapon, unless its made in the USA.
Isreal cant have anti Nuke weapons, unless its made in the USA.
Finally the best deal of all.
[+6] u/MayorMcCheezz: The market is just crouching down so it has more momentum for the 3:00 pm jump.
[+6] u/Yonderbeyonder: NVDA, go outside and join your friends and grow some big green dildos
[+6] u/Ok-Reach-2580: This market is a cheat code for money. Made three months of my work salary in two weeks.
[+6] u/495N: Hulk is erecting
> OIL PRICES EXTENDED LOSSES, WITH BRENT AND WTI CRUDE FALLING MORE THAN $2 PER BARREL AFTER REPORTS OF A DRAFT UNITED STATES-IRAN DEAL EASED FEARS OF SUPPLY DISRUPTIONS IN THE MIDDLE EAST.
[+6] u/originalpjy: I AM IMMEDIATELY AND COMPLETELY DIVESTING ALL US GOVERNMENT INTERESTED FROM INTC. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+6] u/Extension-Change-441: cmon barron get pops to tweet peace deal before market close
[+6] u/justjoe099: Just going to wait for a sunny day to invest. I always lose money on days when it rains. Sold everything. Fuck it
[+6] u/PreparationFuture792: MU 750-760 fucking wall
[+5] u/Alive_Bar7800: GRPN Squeeze update:
\-days to cover: up to 9 (per fintel)
\-shares available: 100k (was down to 75k)
\-borrow rate: trending up to 1.13% (the last metric that needs to move)
Share price is chop right now —> buyers holding it up and shorts running out of room to drive it down
[+5] u/pain474: Most boring day in a long time
[+5] u/epyonxero: this is true and will never happen
[+5] u/ContributorZero: Hadn’t popped on here in months but couldn’t resist the dopamine hit from the bear tears after this reversal.
[+20] u/Easy-Ad5437: # Pakistan, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Peace With Iran in class
https://preview.redd.it/mufm4643gj2h1.png?width=2816&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a7fb3a68c1f6b539c94faf6066342dd24f3b99f
[+18] u/deevee12: Deal is coming, war is over -> +3%
Deal isn’t happening… but what if it is? -> -1%
Repeat until SPY 800
[+17] u/AllTimeTy: Do I know what’s going on? **No.**
Am I at least having fun? **Also no.**
[+14] u/netflix-ceo: DEAL V3.68 final final v7 final.pdf
Has been leaked
[+14] u/Stealthless: Next pump: Iran is now an AI company!
[+14] u/bringkiteback: I think I’m actually mentally deficient for not cashing out my 1000% and then losing even more
[+13] u/ApathysLastKiss_: My coworkers have known what I do for years now. But in the last week, three of them, one being my boss, have come up to me asking how to make money in the market.
Don't like that.
[+13] u/Opening_Normal: Headlines today:
Iran keeping enriched uranium
Iran rebuilding military faster than expected
Israel not interested in peace deal
Wall Street:
"Oooh look an anonymous source in Pakistan thinks there may be a peace deal coming...BUY!"
[+13] u/Dust-Sea: Basically anyone can publicly lie without any consequences, this is the new norm.
[+12] u/Waste-Milk2716: the war actually ending is bearish for markets because we can no longer pump on the daily fake "the war is ending" headline
[+11] u/SmoothOperator423: Mr Presidente, the second rug pull has hit
[+11] u/ImprovementFun3572: Bulls bears we can agree this is fucking annoying
[+11] u/bringkiteback: That drop made my puts 1000% I held now they’re negative again fuck my cock
[+9] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Like a rock. Did trump actually nuke Iran???
[+9] u/spudbro00: Mango literally has the Middle East countries involved in the pump and dump of the stock market, it’s insane
[+9] u/Psychological_Fly109: this market needs a steam refund policy
[+9] u/ercanbas: Made $3,800 scalping MU all day.
[+9] u/timburgessthis: I feel bad for $600k edit:225 calls 5/22 on NVDA
[+9] u/SubTrader98: Imagine being so dumb you dont even know youre dumb
[+9] u/GrassOrAss954: Just fuckin’ throw a dart at a wall of tickers and buy calls, we’re pumping our asses off tomorrow
[+9] u/SocialSuicideSquad: 750c for tomorrow
They'll do something regarded for a holiday weekend
[+8] u/kairepaire: The deal news might have been entirely fake
[+8] u/tiger1191: IT"S HAPPENING, EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY FUCKING CALM
[+8] u/lionkevin713: Why that rug.. any news?
[+8] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: So did the new deal get nuked already?
[+8] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Fuck the war. Can’t wait to get back to gambling on companies and not spending all day looking for tweets.
[+8] u/EanBvasion: The market is going to hate any kind of deal Iran would agree to. A temporary disruption is tolerable, a permanent toll and Iranian control is probably not going to go over well
[+8] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Goddamn, I made 100k today
[+8] u/fundhdjdjksjs: “Why is the spy chart moving like that” maybe it’s because 45% of spy is just 10 AI companies LMFAOOO
[+8] u/Hefty-Ad2809: first pump was iran seeing the message, the dump was "seen 30 minutes ago" and this pump is "Iran is typing..."
[+8] u/fundhdjdjksjs: Gang I’m tired of monitoring the situation 😥
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: fake news, real pump
[+8] u/early-retirement-plz: Give the Iranian leaders a Robinhood account and some start up cash, they’ll forget all about their uranium
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: Deal has been reached - Claude now controls the Strait of Hormuz
Anthropic IPO's at 10T valuation
[+8] u/pidaryob: omfg finally!!
just got notification from $hood that options extended hours are available to me.
8pm market - 9:15 am
insanity!!!
[+8] u/suddenuser: I don’t understand this market and I don’t understand why cocaine is illegal
[+8] u/eileyle: Imagine investing in nVidia calls and puts at the same time and losing money on both.
[+8] u/Natarian86: So wtf was the point of today
[+8] u/Thin_Cat8817: there's not even a legit source for the "deal" rumor? so the market just pumps on shitposts now?
[+8] u/FluffyLoveBall: If spy goes to 760 tomorrow, I am never going to buy puts again and be a happy bull forever and every dip is going to be an entry point instead.
[+7] u/Civil-Fun2409: you guys do realize Iran will never give in. Even if they got nuked they would hold position.
[+7] u/fuckedupandhungry: Sold all my calls at 10:56am for 98% gain after being down -80% this morning. Survived to lose it all another day.
[+7] u/i_like_debt: As I sit in my office trying to unravel a fuck ton of paperclips stuck together, I'm really having a weird moment of contemplation and wondering what the hell happened to my life.
[+7] u/RJNavarrete: Just sitting here waiting for NVDA and MU to move. 😑
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: The reporter that dropped news of a new deal was just reporting on the fake deal news from yesterday .. truly 🤡s
[+7] u/WindNo3445: BREAKING: MANGO BORED OF IRAN. SIGHTS SHIFTED TO CUBA.
[+7] u/Regular_King_4157: How much of a pump are we getting once the deal is confirmed. I am going 3-4% on SPY and QQQ. Getting deep OTM calls if the mad lads get it done before tomorrow.
[+7] u/BunsMcCheeks: Barron and Mango rinsing tf outta this market
[+7] u/9tacos: Lmao they fucked me again 🤡
[+7] u/nknk_3: 4.01 pm - Iran and America no where near reaching an agreement
[+7] u/Desperate_Road2152: - Oil lose 2day
- Bols hppy
[+7] u/Past_Tangelo1827: Peak Manipupation in market.
S&P moving from 739 to 745 to kill all bears within 35-40 minutes.
I think before the market closes, Bulls will also be annihilated.
[+7] u/Small-Maintenance-65: We've had one peace deal, yes. But what about second peace deal?
[+7] u/eireniconic: did Jared Kushner actually succeed? >!in shitting his pants!<
[+7] u/JJlaim: SNDK +10% MU only +3% what kind of bullshit is that
[+7] u/A10cc: Dudes in sandals using inflatable boats and drones to hold the world economy hostage. I'm so over it.
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: > news of peace talks
> Oil falls 5%
> News was fake
> Oil rises 1%
Are commodity markets always this stupid
[+7] u/Chiinoe: Nvidiguh you pos. Youre never getting another dime from me.
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Lose 3k, create a new account from a new brokerage, lose another 3k, create another brokerage account until you win, and if you lose, you can claim the tax loss from next year, which means no loss 🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/YungIrv: We used to be a real country and pump off Axios tweets only
[+6] u/InspectorDabbit_: I have concepts of financial success tbh
[+6] u/Poptart_Salad: Yes, yes, more headlines with "final draft agreement" please.
[+6] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: Shaking em out before power hour
[+6] u/Saved_by_the_Bull: Reports of a potential peace deal with Iran was completely fabricated AGAIN for the umpteenth time².
Cheers if you banked that swing 🥂
[+6] u/morganm6488: Wtf kind of .1% power hour is this shit
[+6] u/greenchaos: watching paint dry kinda day
[+6] u/WindNo3445: RSIs cooling off for the next leg
[+6] u/MenagerieAlfred: Snip snap, snip snap
[+6] u/centered_chaos: 6.5k down to 2.3k up...a bipolar special...
[+6] u/PooPooPointBoiz: dude, wtf is going on with NVDA. Massive beat, and it's down for the day.
I know, that's just how it's been the last 7-8 earnings, it's just fucking absurd dude.
[+6] u/Prestigious_Tea1814: Most obvious sweep and hold
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Why does everything I chase instantly reverse
[+5] u/caprividog: Tom Crypto Cucked Lee seems uncertain of himself
[+5] u/Beneficial_Sense_275: It's overpriced like hell
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Gonna chop until 4 pm then it’s gonna move $5 as soon as the market closes
[+5] u/Ecomonist: Coming back here is like returning to the same spot on the sidewalk that you found a $20 like 3-years ago. A waste of time, but, maybe just returning to the place where I was last happy.
[+5] u/aew2019: BEARS THOUGHT THEY COULD OVERCOME OUR DAILY PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN!
[+5] u/CMTTrader: 😒 I have market fatigue 😒