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[+10] u/Prince_Chunk: Somebody call an Ambulance but n.. yes it actually for me
[+10] u/stonksf: MONDAY GIGA GREEN CALLS NOW
[+10] u/tika_dengu: it’s over, port decimated
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Open the casino again I want to lose more
[+8] u/captainunderpants111: lesson learned, don’t over trade. was up 2k for the week felt confident on nvda yesterday at close and now only up 600 smh
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: Oh yeah definitely not manipulated market showing the most volume all day a few minutes before close
[+7] u/JJlaim: Hello MU where the typical V at the end of the day.
[+7] u/Constant_Story8217: Close the casino and don't open it again
[+7] u/TieDependent3180: What do we think of NVDA earnings
[+6] u/RevolutionaryKing686: Monday big big big green all the semi stocks
[+6] u/2020isgreat: Trump says negotiations with Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in the spirit realm have fallen through
[+6] u/Jealous_Wash_8967: Stocks were so weird today, pls don't do this again ok
[+6] u/DeviantDougy: Hahaha stupid bols laughing at you all from my cardboard box
[+6] u/ddrsdght: My 401k contribution single-handedly stopping this market from melting down completely
[+6] u/rioferdy838: Fuck this shit. Im going to jack off now.
[+6] u/ARogueAnt: full porting into semis
[+6] u/RisingToMediocrity: MU bag holders, how ya feeling?
[+6] u/kaden_dd: Micron recovering by Tuesday
[+6] u/SpeedilyStable: I think my Monday calls are fucked
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: everybody wanna buy the dip
but don't nobody wanna buy when it dips
[+5] u/NativePlant870: You dropped this bulls: 🤡
[+5] u/ten7four: Semiconductors just need to evolve into fullconductors and the cycle will be back on
[+5] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: Returning from China, Air Force One drops barrel of red ink onto NYSE.
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: you aint seen nothin yet v-tards
[+5] u/penguinpandapear: Normal pullback after insane run. Regularly scheduled programming of new ATHs will begin next week.
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: We will never have another Green Day! Load up your pootz
[+5] u/31andnotdone: you arent clenching hard enuff
[+5] u/jerm2z: POET going back down to single digits
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Watch everything pop now in AH
[+5] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: Micron calls that expire next week are down 70%
The only thing that can save them is the Samsung strike
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: At least I didn’t fat finger 130k instead of 13k in SPX calls, that guy made me fell much better but holy fuck that’s a tough one
[+5] u/shindiggaa: NVDA with the buzzer beater dump. Real cool.
[+34] u/housemoneyrocketship: Whoever said MU $1000 eow, give me 30 seconds with you, piece of sht
[+19] u/ziggyho: It’s crazy how hard it is to make 10k in the market but you can lose it in an afternoon.
[+19] u/moosewithamuffin: We should have sent Sydney Sweeney to China
[+18] u/zetia2: Jeeze the market hasn't done this bad since Wednesday.
[+16] u/KittyLover-7: Believe it or not NVDA was at 240 at one point today
[+16] u/Zuko2001: I'm so leveraged that if next week isn't blinding green I will effectively be homeless lol
[+16] u/astromouse2024: I hold zero options right now and it feels liberating
[+15] u/PlasticBirds: SELL SELL SELL
FREAK THE FUCK OUT
THE MARKET WILL NEVER GO UP AGAIN
[+15] u/srnx: Drump is suspiciously quiet about this meeting with Xi - he got jack shit done
[+14] u/PlatypusAlarming6358: Oil spiking, bond yield spiking, equities in shambles.
I see 🥭's trip was a great success.
[+14] u/madcowdiseasereeee: bols now pretending they were bers all along 😂😂
[+14] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: “MU is done “ as it’s just getting ready for its next leg to 1500$ . Lick my dirt star bears
[+14] u/Airizom: Guys I discovered an awesome trick. Just deposit more money into your account and its like you didn’t lose any money!!!
[+13] u/radioref: If you didn't load up into the close on calls, you're a giant pussy and missing out.
[+13] u/Flat-Focus7966: MU will be 150 before end of year
After a 10 for 1 split
[+13] u/ajibtunes: Not feelin good about the rest of the year
[+12] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: YAWN,,,
IT WILL GO BACK UP LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED NEXT WEEK.
[+12] u/LostMallDoll: time to get drunk. who am i kidding im already drunk
[+12] u/StandardDot5115: ChatGPT, make my portfolio go +1000%
make no mistakesp
[+12] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: China won. I gotta give it to them. We are now 2nd place
[+12] u/potato111a: HOLY FK, SPY DOWN TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE... Last week LMAO 🤌
[+11] u/eatmorbacon: Trump is making millions. How you doin?
[+11] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Guys please spy to 750 on Monday. House is on stake.
Tuesday you can crash all want.
[+10] u/poopieuser909: Weekly lesson, stock go up, dont trade on fridays, get a job to fund this
[+10] u/Mr-Bonnet: YEAH THOSE MONDAY CALLS ARE ALREADY FUKED
LMAO
[+10] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: What just happened with US10Y today is pretty nuts, I don't think some of you understand this.
[+10] u/WonUpH: We open to your greenest Monday ever I figured the 2026 meta
[+10] u/xpxf69: Wow. Berkshire liquidated their entire positions in AMZN, V, MA, UNH, DPZ.
[+10] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: $165k in 1975, is like $1M today.
So back then earning six figures was actually a flex, now its like a smidge above the poverty line
[+10] u/uncsucks: Made 91k today
(lost 400k over the last 6 weeks lol)
[+9] u/McClintockC: #SPY DOWN A WHOLE % AND A HALF HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
[+9] u/Agreeable-Spare9195: Ahh yes, taking a stop loss at 20 percent of my position and then watching the position ballon to 300 percent of what I bought in at afterwards. Gotta love it 😂.
[+9] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: The funniest part is I know a shit ton of you bears swapped to calls at 750 LMAOAOAO
[+9] u/Loan-Pickle: So what do y’all think the Axios leak on Sunday will be?
[+9] u/am-i-not-a-bot: Every time 10 year crossed this level, TACO steps in. We’re about to see a hundred Tweets this weekend trying to lower rates - “Ceasefire going well,” “Warsh needs to lower rates,” etc.
[+9] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Life sucks sometimes man
[+9] u/ThisKarmaLimitSucks: US10Y up 13 bps to hit 4.6%, US30Y up 11bps to 5.1%. For you equity regards, these are like 2-sigma daily moves.
I don't know why the bond market chose today to wake up and choose violence. But the message being sent is "get the fuck out of Iran, or else."
[+8] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Shakeout Friday, good news Sunday night, face rip on Monday.
Time is a flat circle.
[+8] u/dontslambro: Biggest red day over a month and half.
[+8] u/Iamshaydon: They propped it up the entire day and dropped it right when 0dte's expired lmaoo
[+8] u/IcyDiver3484: I just need DRAM 70 in the next month and my port is fixed, but I did some retarded 0DTEs today. I'm just not gonna touch it and hope dram rescues my money
[+8] u/hioman01: Remember MU 1000 and SNDK 2000? Fuck
[+8] u/Black_Label_36: Ehm, about today... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
[+8] u/kazkeb: MU is up .05% in AH. MU bulls are saved!
[+8] u/oldbeancam: Cashed out my poet $15 puts before close. Shits probably going to $5, but if I held it would open at $30.
[+8] u/claytondpark: SpaceX "accelerates ipo targeting as early as June 12"
Yeah they need that liquidity don't they 😂
[+8] u/hioman01: I am going to talk about Epstein files this weekend
[+8] u/Few-Frosting-4213: Wow did he really fly to Chyna just to eat some food and fly back lmaoo
[+8] u/After_Win_5716: The one day I decide to be a bol
[+8] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Down 21% this week. Hopefully next week will be different 😬😬😬
[+8] u/godwillsetfree: Anyone else get hammered today? I lost about $1200 today, which essentially was all my profit from the day before lol.
Anyone else wanna share their wins/losses for the day?
My losses were:
\- RKLB - around $400
\- UNH - around $500
\- RGTI - around $300
[+8] u/djklmnop: Ok guys. It's all in God's hands now. Pray with me.
[+8] u/hioman01: At least we have 2 days to borrow money to avoid margin calls at Monday open
[+8] u/Interesting_Leg8859: people who say "Nuhvidia" are the same people who say "Nucular" both seriously retarded.
[+8] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: so we all agree that this is the koreans fault?
[+8] u/Moepenmoes: Everyone who bought today is going to the moon monday
[+7] u/ComplaintThat9683: Im a dumb fucking idiot
[+7] u/jakeisarake: There's no way mango doesn't announce something this weekend
[+7] u/ValueOfADollar: what the fuck was that close?
[+7] u/Abe2025: Stocks fall due to inflation jitters. I call absolute bullshit
[+7] u/ParticularWarthog319: Got cooked today, lost over $10k
[+7] u/hioman01: Spend some times with your family cause this might be the last weekend
[+7] u/Actual_Difference617: What exactly did goon squad achieved in ghyna?
[+7] u/mysuruhuduga: SEC will be on my 🍑 if I make more money but 🥭 and congress members doing insider trading no one bats an eye, how tf is this even legal ?
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: “OpenAI has announced plans to let users ‘securely connect’ ChatGPT to their bank accounts through Plaid. The proposed intention is for ChatGPT to provide users with curated financial advice.”
Lol this is diabolical
[+7] u/JonDSoCal: I'm going to need 🥭 to put a fat orange finger on the scale before Monday open. Just do it, you fat fuck. Baron needs a new million.
[+7] u/burrowed_greentext: SELLING FRESH THETA
GIT YER FRESH THETA HERE
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: “Fuck your money, Fuck your weekend, and FUCK YOU” - Micron
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Spy 750 on monday please
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: Kevin 'too late' Warshole has let the 10yr get to 4.6%. he needs to cut rates already!
TYFYATTM
[+7] u/LadderAdmirable: Got calls for non stop pumping which will occur over the weekend, no way we get the new Fed chair off to a bad start - so get ready for "news" like China allows NVDA chips, 55th ceasefire announcement, inflation coming down, rate cuts incoming etc.
[+7] u/Jazzlike-Okra-5399: Caught the upside but didn’t sell on time . Caught the downside but didn’t sell on time
[+7] u/hioman01: 🥭 flew to China just to tell Xi to buy puts
[+7] u/mwesty25: Feel like MU hardly gets mentioned in here
[+7] u/meatstick94: oh yeah dump it after close way to play fair guys
[+7] u/austincathelp: $poet might be worth $2/share
[+7] u/hoopaholik91: God damnit Buffett why are you investing in an airline at ATHs while jet fuel is going to be expensive as fuck the rest of the year? You're fucking me
[+7] u/Leather_Floor8725: The obvious move is for market to drop here, so it will go up
[+7] u/FGoobs: The Dow WAS fifty-thousand!
[+7] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Monday qqq 3%+ you heard it here first
[+7] u/potato111a: Oh it was Buffet that was selling my AMZN not Bozos LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Any chance of spy hitting 750 on monday ?
My house on stake .
[+7] u/JackOfAllTradezs: Full ported spy calls before close because I hate money .
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Just want to see a measley +30% at monday open on micron. How is that to much to ask?
[+7] u/Slabbed1738: The rule of J Pow has ended. Now begins the era of Warshole
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: BRK dumping all UNH at Q1 prices (sub300) is crazy regarded. LOL
[+6] u/poopieuser909: absolutely raped today, basically restarting from 0 next week
[+6] u/theperezident94: Hahahaha OpEx is gone and futes are continuing to drill
[+6] u/_rockthemike: Dumping after hours just so puts and calls both expire worthless, real nice
[+6] u/Ble_h: You all know who to blame right? The fucking second the DOW touched 50,000 DOLLARS, the market shits itself back down.
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: Bulls be like "800 SPY was promised to us 6 weeks ago"
[+6] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Where my DRAM and MRAM losers at lol
[+6] u/Practical-Health3455: The party is over, guys. That was the top few days back. See you behind Wendy's.
[+6] u/Shawnwith146: Next week it the market will be back up to ATH again.
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Im riding my 5x leveraged mu position to either the grave or valhalla. Holy shit
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Fuck it
745c for Monday
Gonna spend all weekend manifesting it
[+6] u/pokehexem: Run 16% and people cry at 1.5% down
[+6] u/Standard_Tea8250: SNDK 1600 confirmed Monday
[+6] u/captain_casino: OPEX day was expectedly red. You're delusional if you dont think next week is filled with green days
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: who here bought POET at 20+ yesterday? who here bought NVDA at 240? have a great weekend.
[+6] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: someone call an ambulance, but not for...oh wait yeah for me pls
[+6] u/Late_Echo1453: SPY +250% EOD Monday or bust
[+6] u/AdvisorOdd1938: lol watch everything just moon at open.
[+6] u/TheKiMoChi2020: So how did I got my ass fck from call and put today.
[+6] u/bigswordmeatlord: HOW IS IT STILL GOING DOWN WHHAT THE FUCK
[+6] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: I could have bought a 🥭phone with the money I lost today
[+6] u/Mammoth_Bank_7886: Micron being green in the aftermarket, even if slightly, is giving me the faintiest of hope.
...I'll set up a stop loss.
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Lmao
10Y going to 5%
[+6] u/vremains: Bought both calls and puts for Monday cause no matter what this market is gonna move
[+6] u/King-Doge-VII: Today has left me in great need of comfort and sustenance, ima spend the whole weekend breastfeeding from my bol momma nipples
[+6] u/No-Sympathy-686: Only made 2700 bucks today.
That barely pays for big booty Latinas this weekend....
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: Yes I have options, ramen or water soup
[+6] u/CaptainSt0nks: The market is in such a weird spot, just below ath but doesnt feel like it. The money thats being pumped into AI infrastructure plays is slaughtering everything else.
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Can we please get some loss porn???!!! Start posting regards.
[+6] u/trsx5: MU under $700 / SNDK under $1000 by monday.
[+6] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Am I over leveraged if I’m glued to AH?
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: Mango mango watchu gonna do?
Watchu gonna do when bond rates come for you?
[+6] u/4DH2: Whatever happens this weekend is on the bears🐻 . This is what they wanted. Just for $200!
[+6] u/SaveTheAles: Welp too broke to even day dream about retiring better get back to work.
[+6] u/carcotasu081: My portfolio is still 4% down and I invested in January lmao. Kill me
[+6] u/get_da_maney: So… ghyna trip was useless? Lmao
[+6] u/big-mo: Is POET just a scam company?
[+6] u/Namtabmal: Some retards are panic selling because BRK sold their position two months ago at the bottom. Lmao
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: I’m a POET and I didn’t even know it (aka I’m broke)
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: POET bols are mentally challenged
[+5] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Stop squirming, bulls. Just let it be.
[+5] u/Actual_Difference617: 3% rise on 10 y bonds is kinda fucked up.
[+5] u/diamond12923: Nasty move at close lmao
[+5] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Pls MU back to 800 melting
[+5] u/callsonreddit: SPY AH make me thing Mon may be red..
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Ad5483: The most obvious dip before Chrump announces a "China deal" and sends SPY back into orbit by Monday.
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: Microsoft made of oil apparently.
[+5] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: Why did I buy calls at close before the weekend? My greedy ass deserves everything i get.
[+5] u/Late_Echo1453: Today was the correction before the takeoff. monday will be funday
[+5] u/SpyBagholder: Market will just be back up on Monday the scam continues
[+5] u/Andthesuch: Lost two weeks of gains for not selling my calls yesterday. I belong here.
[+5] u/tocinoman: Very nice very healthy market
[+5] u/Duckiesauce07: Futes drilling to find oil or what?
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: SELL EVERYTHING ITS A CRASH
[+5] u/tocinoman: Here comes the V
(I'm broke and delusional)
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: I have DRAM, now I am just going to farm by selling CC
[+5] u/le_pedal: That final rug at close really cemented some new Long Term Investors. Congrats to them!
[+5] u/nascarhero: Who forgot to give that anonymous leak to Axios today?
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I gotta Warsh my balls.
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: 4 days of making bank. one day of a drop and this entire sub got wiped out lol
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Offficially firing MU from my port
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: Stop losses is just a quick way of losing money on every other trade....
[+5] u/financiallythriving: What’s going to be the name of this upcoming 50% crash?
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: who here bought micron at 818?
[+5] u/Late_Echo1453: I farted and i cant get (my pp) up!
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: That was a generational buying opportunity on NVDA before earnings next week
[+5] u/toomuchmarcaroni: Do I have 4 calls expiring next Friday?
Yes
Could I have sold them days ago for profit?
Yes
Am I concerned?
Slightly
In other news, fuck bers
[+5] u/ifyoulookyouaregay: LMAO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE V BULLS
[+5] u/Honest-Bill7143: Ban bet spy 740 Monday
[+5] u/ecoburner87: if you're wondering why everything crapped at the close, the US 10 yr bond broke out of a bull flag that's been coiling since May 2022 (and it's still running AH)
[+5] u/options1_trader: *$UNH removed from Berkshire Hathaway position which is $1.1 billion
*$UNH down $12 billion from its market cap within minutes
👍👍👍
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: It's illegal for mu to be red, I'm calling the police.
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Bigly green next week
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Plot twist: the whole china trip was for Xi to show off his wall to 🥭. One might even call it, a great wall!
[+5] u/TraditionalPhone3992: Markets anticipating bombing of Iran?
[+5] u/financiallythriving: Never forget that a couple of months ago CEOs were caught smuggling H200 chips up their ass
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: I think it's almost Power Plant Day and Bridge day, things seem too bumpy and uncertain and they're gonna wanna tie up loose ends
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Berkshire didn’t even hold UNH for year.
You can tell Buffet is gone and it’s run by new generation WSB retards.
[+5] u/ShittyUsernane1222: if KWarsh does a rate hike, 🥭 will definitely order the FBI to do another investigation and sue the Federal Reserve in the Supreme Court
[+5] u/IntoxicatedFlubber: SPY + or - 1% on Monday at least
[+5] u/widerdog: is anyone even real, they are all inside my head, including stocks
[+5] u/Electronic-Warthog69: KEVIN "WASHED UP" WARSH
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Reminder that just a month ago SPY was under 700
[+5] u/IcyDiver3484: Poet and Put sound similar
[+5] u/widerdog: me myself & stocks, my liver is muddy
[+5] u/killainvest: What a boring day but I was able to pick up some good calls for next month.
[+5] u/corporalboobs: Watching POET nosedive is strangely satisfying after dumping my LEAPS and grabbing puts yesterday
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: $20 to fill the mower is nuts
[+5] u/mwesty25: Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
[+20] u/kiss-my-shades: I survived the great bear market of May 15 - May 15
[+16] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: The thing that sucks about losing on a Friday is you have to wait all weekend to revenge trade
[+16] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: >Trump touted Palantir on Truth Social after buying the company’s stock, records show
Going to be even more hilarious when Mango starts shorting stocks, Truly a regarded country
[+15] u/Wrath_FMA: Honestly today was because I converted from ber to bul
[+14] u/stupidber: As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, "I really need a new fucking boat."
[+13] u/Ok_Interview_5809: Fuck the stock market and the war , WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE BALLROOM
[+12] u/AxemanFromMA: #spy 760 Monday. Hope y’all have OTM calls exp Monday. Have a good weekend 🍻🍻🍻
[+11] u/diddidntreddit: Yeah deprecating humour and overused comments are cool, but stock tips that let me retire at 40 would be waaaay cooler
[+10] u/AdExtension3875: I wish i was rich so i could lose money everyday
[+10] u/puts_every_day: OpenAI releases ChatGPT for personal finance
1 hour later
Market crashes
[+9] u/shalafien: I was told to buy ETFs, so I bought dram
[+9] u/-medicalthrowaway-: I made a habit of keeping a daily trading journal
Started off I was putting things like “late entry”, “didn’t commit”… “missed signal”
Anymore, every day it’s just…
You’re retarded
You’re retarded
You’re retarded
Good trade you’re still retarded
[+9] u/bluen: Full on blatant corruption
[+9] u/All_FIREdUp: My favorite hobby is going into a really obscure fetish subreddit and commenting on someone’s photos that I think I know them irl and never following up to any of their messages
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Today I learned about bond yields
[+8] u/jeffynihao: I will never emotionally recover from the fact I had an entire port of Micron that I rode from $40 to $80
[+8] u/gayforgoblin: I'd suck two dicks for a green Monday
[+8] u/BooBrew32: Why does Zuckerberg look like he takes tiny poops like a rabbit? 🤔
[+8] u/Solid-Incident-1163: i thought i was diamond handing but i was really just nuking my port
[+8] u/zeebee098: Going on a first date tonight. Shit
[+8] u/miss_L_fire: I was super depressed about my losses on my way home then I passed a place with $6 pickle martinis. I’m still depressed but god damn this is good
[+7] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #daily reminder to read the Epstein files
[+7] u/powertrippingmod67: me watching these crazy swings on POET every week from ~~the sidelines~~ **my cuck chair**
[+7] u/CorndogSummer: If the uranium in Iran were truly a threat it would’ve been taken out weeks ago. It’s purely a talking point
[+7] u/Useful-Paper: Were any of you around here during the lead up to Covid? Probabaly the funniest shit I’ve ever seen online. I really wish that place still existed.
[+7] u/EnginrA: Need the Fed to cut rates this year idgaf about inflation
[+7] u/J_da_CPA: Is it just me or are g-wagons ugly af
[+7] u/powerboner: About to take out all my frustration on this new girl’s throat. I’ll make her feel my 20k loss…and then I’ll cry in her arms and tell her how SNDK and SOXL hurt me 😔
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: if nvda earnings flop we are so coooked
[+7] u/Nut_Negative: Trump onshores chip production and gives China Taiwan in exchange for best deals ever?
TSM Puts
[+7] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think we need a new ballroom
[+6] u/Tazzrtech: \-4k :( lost 3k gains from this week, plus 1.3k of my initial investment 💀. Guess we start over next week
[+6] u/zlordbeats: pam bondi must of said the thing today
[+6] u/bigmeatbag: WTF Donnie, I bought all these soybean futures for a big deal with Xi and now I'm fucked.
[+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: MSFT has gone down 3 earnings in a row so it's literally not possible for it not to moon on the next earnings in July
[+6] u/Tommyd023: Boomer me all you want. We made it through china without bringing memory chips home. I think DRAM is a buy here
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: Space X will be the largest IPO in history. Make sure you subscribe for share allocation.
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #JPOWER RIP TAKEN BY AN ICE VAN
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Bols are eating Ramen noodles tonight like jensen huang
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: market was still green this week
[+6] u/Morocier: What a bummer of a Friday am I right kids?
[+6] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Made money after fumbling twice today. Pretty good for a retard.
[+6] u/SpyRuinedMe: Get ready to learn Chinese buddy
[+6] u/Swanktrash: today was the last day to get NVDA in the 200s.
$300 next week after earnings
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: After nuking my $120 port I haven't felt anything since.
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Imagine falling for the POET scam 😂. With so many legit companies in tech today… and you chose to be scammed.
[+5] u/borkdpasito: 4.6% 10Y yield. It’s so fucking over
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Convince me not to full port into MU. Shits never going to be cheaper again
[+5] u/wilhelm96: My brokerage is down almost exactly as much today as it was up last Friday, and that’s after taking some profits this week. I’m clearly not very good at this.
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: Just got a notice my kid has overdue library books at school and both are Clifford books. This has to be a sign right?
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: I hope baron and 🥭 lost a couple million today
[+5] u/Basedshark01: You're telling me your calls that were barely out the money didn't print? On Opex? Aw, shucks, bad luck I guess.
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: Are you winning, son?
[+5] u/aqjingson: Spy limit down when 🥭 announces he’s revoking his USA citizenship for China citizenship after his visit
[+5] u/HAND__EGG: Fucking yikes man
I thought gold was a solid buy
It looks like an ass meme stock
[+5] u/drankleanonce: is having intercourse with a homeless woman unethical
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: space sector!
dont sleep on it
[+5] u/Leading_Form_8485: I havent had a 10x 15x banger for a while now. Even in the past 6 weeks. I suck.
[+5] u/auroraavm: The billionaire club that was leveraging the market has given up the ghost 👻
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lmao "dip" buyers that they have been conditioning like Pavlov's dogs are about to learn a lesson . 🤌
[+5] u/gjbaca17: up 4.20% exactly on the day
[+5] u/Additional_Art_2740: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.
[+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think the strait is open
[+5] u/hammerscribe98: Bulls think SaaS is coming back
Edit: DONT upvote me you god damned bears
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED INTERNAL WH IS PREPARING FOR HIGHER GAS UNTIL END OF 2027
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Friday nights are always an upvoting drought with the chads and normies “going out” or “spending time with their friends or family.” The rest of us autists left here need to step it up.
[+5] u/AxemanFromMA: TACO over the weekend SPY 2.5%+ open
[+5] u/clubdirthill: bondi curse more nefarious and persistent than the cubs billy goat curse
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Went from up $9000 an hr after open down to $1600 @ close. Wtf is wrong with me?
[+5] u/StandardChaseScene: Experts: "The market is down because of inflation woes, lack of deals, Hormuz, etc."
"Why is MSFT up?"
Experts: "...we don't know."
[+5] u/dabblesest: Bye bye JPOW, you fought the good fight.
[+5] u/Chemical-Top-1407: Ofc nvda goes down when I buy calls
[+5] u/Odd-Block-2998: When QQQ +27%, port +2.5%.
When QQQ -0.3%, port -0.8%.
I am not good at trading.
[+5] u/Odd-Dragonfruit-1186: Imagine not holding spy puts until after hours. That last 15 minutes is where the real degens live.
[+5] u/HappyCaterpillar2409: Will I get another chance to buy RDDT at $150?
[+5] u/_pout_: Playing Crystal Castles on my Atari
[+5] u/clavitopaz: No and all your stocks you sold are gonna open up 3% up
[+15] u/Bam2458: My portfolio is now half stock, half gone.
[+14] u/yeedub: Anyone feel like they got fucked in the ass today by the market
[+12] u/Affectionate-Drop689: how trading options works for the average person
you see it go up day 1 you don't buy thinking it will go down
day 2 same as day 1
day 3 - 5 same thing
day 6 you want to get in on the gains and you are waiting for an entry it pulls back a bit then goes back up
you decide to enter
then you have timed the top
the price falls and you become broke holding onto the bag
[+11] u/495N: Double bottom in MU. $800+ next week
[+11] u/bearhunter429: #20 years from today one of us will become the Fed chairman. I promise you that if it's me I'll do whatever it takes to pump the markets for you guys. LMAO🤌
[+10] u/yolo_astronaut: POET at $6: “LMAO scam”
POET at $15: “I’m a poet and you know it!”
POET at $6: “LMAO scam”
POET at $24: “I’m a poet and you know it!
POET at $15: “LMAO scam”
[+10] u/cowboycookie1337: Love all the bear posting it just means we gap up 1-2% on Monday
[+10] u/AdventurousFinish681: Its a tough sell while wearing your wendys uniform
[+9] u/AdventurousFinish681: Bill gates is a wild one for naming his company after his pp
[+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: They are legit I gave them my bank login so they can manage my accounts.
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: Damn babe, just got the text they said the restaurant canceled the reservation?! I don't know what the hell happened. Ughhh I'll order a pizza I guess! That suckssssss
[+8] u/yolo_astronaut: March 30: Market dipping, everyone fearful
April 12: Market going back up, SPY still below ATH, people still fearful
One month later: “Infinite bull market, way too euphoric, wen crash”
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Men want only one thing and it's sick 🤢
SPY 800 at open
[+7] u/geddyclaus: In the interest of saving on legal fees, are there lawyers that help their clients navigate both bankruptcy and divorce?
[+7] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: msft actually 420.69
[+7] u/thrillho145: That wasn't a very fun day
[+7] u/michaelis999: so 🥭 rounding up all those tech ceos like the avengers was for literally nothing? who would've thought😂
[+7] u/Me-Regarded: Pour one out for Big Daddy Jerome Powell. A moment of silence please. He was the savior we needed but didn't deserve 🍺🍺🫡
[+7] u/toost1cky: Starting a discord only $20/m to see my losing plays
[+7] u/cloudsofgrey: ITT:massive over reaction to a down day when the S&P is still up big recently. Over 5% in a single month even after today.
[+7] u/Thebaxxxx: No gain posts ANYWHERE showing someone timed the top of poet. Absolutely outrageous
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: don't be panicans yields will come down once bessent touches down and starts executing buys
[+7] u/InIce1234: Rotation from Bear into Bull pocket.
[+7] u/Independent_Drop4317: Tell her you are in public equity.
[+6] u/tacoandpancake: 4% cost of living increase but inflation at 6%.
work is making me poorer.
[+6] u/National-Log5203: I got a feeling MU is about to print a lot of “long term investors” next week
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys were half cash half shares today right?
[+6] u/FelixMumuHex: Damn I made an easy 200 mil today
[+6] u/isolated-cat: 2 red days in a week?! something is fishy
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Anyone of you just not file your 2025 taxes and pay your capital gains? Doge fired 25% of the IRS workforce lol
[+6] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: All i know is is that my portfolio closed at 904k and it has never been this high.
[+6] u/bilingualbunny: I actually need spy 1% on monday or it's gg
[+6] u/A10cc: Imagine thinking you could time ETH price action based on the timing of the Clarity Act and using TA.
Fucking clowns.
I'm a fucking clown.
[+6] u/Acceptable-Two5692: Holy fuck UNH is selling off hard after hours, jesus what happened
[+6] u/free_z_e: I hate the way NFLX moves. Never playing that shit again.
[+6] u/unorganized-orange: bessent is that you?
[+6] u/27onfire: Tell us how that works out.
[+5] u/Redsirr: Didn’t sell when I was green, didn’t sell while red 👏🏻👏🏻
[+5] u/ShrimpieAC: I full ported into fake Pokemon cards someone pls help me
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: Okay, which of you retards bought calls and made us all dump
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: I already know 🥭 and Scotty boy is gonna come up with something and wack yields over the weekend don’t bet against it spy $755 🤞🤞
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Finally it's Friday. Time to take my pants off until Monday. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: # His Excellency, Mr. Michael Burry predicted this.
[+5] u/Imgoin2brich: Shit I was down like $7k around 9.45 then played NVDA rebound
Only down $1k on the day and Im happy with that
Theyre out for blood sheesh
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #I was hoping to get rich today but I guess it will have to be next week LMAO🤌
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I am gonna need someone to make an offer on my port, half cash half stock. $56 million, no low balling.
[+5] u/beerstearns: Another beautiful week, down the drain. Hope you all had fun pelvic thrusting in my face today
[+5] u/odity9: Pissing out of my ass, is that a number 3?
[+5] u/AffectionateMood2864: I have started to derive a certain pleasure and europhia from losing. It might even be sexual.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Motherfuckers always trying to keep a playa down LMAO🤌🏾
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Media is so focused on oil prices being the driver of inflation and completely ignoring the enormous elephant in the room that is the squeeze on semi conductors
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: WSB doomer mode...engaged.
[+5] u/BuyHighSellLow__: I hope 🥭 has his best chef preparing the best 🌮 anyone’s ever seen. China buying chips from Intel and giving up their country to make them the 51st state.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: Well today
**SUCKED.**
# ☹️
Somebody cheer me up, right meow!!!!
😾😾😾😾
[+5] u/Croiyx: Where does one apply to be an insider?
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: How to deal with losing:
Take a nap. Life is the same, but numbers became smaller. It's not real.
[+5] u/Early-Elderberry-150: I’m down 70% on mu calls that expire next week…. Am I cooked?
[+5] u/vermilli21: 🥭’s admins gonna tell him he needs to say something to pump the market after that huge spike in bonds
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: DRAM on sale after hours too bad i can't buy actual ram sticks on sale
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: 🥭 does a 🌮 the most when bond yields start spiking
[+5] u/King_Stova: Read one comment and ported 50k into MDB calls imfuckingretarded
[+5] u/nordik1: time to buy a lambo monday off the inevitable moonshot
[+5] u/EagleNoahg: What a terrible bearish and Chop week. Thank god it’s over. Such brutal shakeout and stress testing. Next Monday better be back to AI Greed and euphoria
[+5] u/Chemical_Computer159: This feels different… 🤡
[+5] u/HowardHughes529: Why is spy still tanking AH
[+5] u/vsmand1: Wants a rate cut, but then does everything in his power to prevent a rate cut from happening. How stupid is he?
[+5] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Is it time to put on the bear costume now?
[+5] u/Shurlak: what happened AH? seems dramatic
[+5] u/SonOfLuigi: I watched spy from 6:30 until 1 and didn’t make a single trade. Is that growth?
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: the way we ended the day sure was *something*
[+5] u/Objective_Mountain38: well don't stop dumpin now you POS
[+5] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: Anyone else gotta eat they dog this weekend cuz he already paid for
[+5] u/TurnipIll2868: Can i have one more day micron 😔
[+5] u/patelchief90: any chance of boeing pumping next week??
[+5] u/unorganized-orange: your grandfather was a intel baggie in 2000 and now you have have become a intel baggie in 2026, the circle of life
[+23] u/longspyleaps: my wife and I are gonna go to a nice bar tonight and get sum fuckin DRINKs to celebrate cuz I finished my finance degree and have a nice job lined up let's go gentlemen
[+20] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: Orange says Xi was talking about Biden when he said USA is a declining nation...
WOW MAN, this summit turned out to be a real He said Xi said...
[+16] u/Speech_Path: I am finically ruined and ruined 20 years of marriage today.
[+14] u/BFox1982: Imagine being a squirter in the 1600's and they burn you for being a witch.
[+14] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Trump made 3,700 trades in first Q of 2026 averaging 40 trades a day. Fucking insane honestly
[+12] u/dopeadult: honestly weekends are so shit
instead of making money i’m just spending it
for what? nothing is even that fun
everyone’s an asshole
fucking whatever
have a nice weekend
[+12] u/spaurake: (Bloomberg) -- President Donald Trump’s latest financial disclosures show that he or his investment advisers made more than 3,700 trades in the first quarter, a flurry totaling tens of millions of dollars and involving major companies that have dealings with his administration
[+11] u/Spy300: >Japanese Funds Dump Most US Debt Since 2022
😱
[+10] u/collegefootballfan69: This week was my best week ever, every stock that i don’t own went up and every stock i do own went down.
[+9] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Mike Johnson - we should get paid more so insider trading is actually good 😂
[+9] u/NewAccount428412: Lost 25% of my port today
[+9] u/Notable_Naps: One day I will actually keep profits instead of blowing them on the next play.
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I got calls on that dip … if my port dies, it dies
[+8] u/NiceJobSon: 16 yr old son gets his driver’s license tomorrow. Just got a quote from the insurance company. Need a 10x bagger for Monday.
[+8] u/Spy300: >Demand for longer-term U.S. debt gets weaker as one shock after another stokes fear that high inflation is here to stay
Print the diff no worries
[+8] u/trent_upscale: Said it earlier.
This place and robinhood go hand in hand. If either wsb or hood cease to exist id probably quit actively trading
[+8] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Got diagnosed with high blood pressure. My doctor asked me if there's anything stressful in my life. I told him I have 2 daughters in college, work for the Postal service and trade options on my breaks. He gave me a script for Indica, told me good luck and kicked me off his patient list...
[+8] u/BepisHasAutism: I don’t think he knows what that means
[+7] u/Marshmallowmind2: Even if index drops 5-7% we've had a bloody good run and nobody can complain
[+7] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Bought every dip possible today so this is the start of the crash
[+7] u/Swampybumh0le: Trump will make an announcement this weekend and the markets will have an ungodly pump next week. It was down today so all the big players can be bigger players next week.
[+7] u/HeavyArmsJin: Here’s to another decade of bag holding Intc
[+7] u/TheOriginalBushToad: I bought QQQ and MU right before the close today because I got regard ballz...
[+7] u/SlfImpr: [https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgkpnnen5dzo](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgkpnnen5dzo)
**Trump says 20-year nuclear program suspension by Iran would be enough**
US President Donald Trump has said he would accept a 20-year suspension by Iran of its nuclear program, in what appears to be confirmation of a shift in position away from a demand for a total end to it.
[+7] u/winner_in_life: Stop selling bitches
[+7] u/No_Current3675: Did u Warsh ur nuts today?
[+7] u/longspyleaps: Not a single one of those 3700 trades was longing $DJT 😂😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/spudbro00: Left a 5k spy 05/22 740 call order open and I didn’t realize and it got filled after market closed at 4:10. Fml
[+6] u/vwboyaf1: Not a bear, but a bit of a pull back here would be nice. Just to see if we still operate in reality.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Who the hell thought buying cbrs at 380 was a good idea when the free money was already made??? Lol shit was obvious
[+6] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Hindsight shmindsight. Fuhgedabidet.
[+6] u/moonlanding12223: Still up almost 12k this past month I can’t complain
[+6] u/Spiralgrind: Maybe think about using AI to better understand just how bad the shortage is with HBM chips from MU and Samsung. According to both companies, the high end memory chips will be in short supply through 2027, even with Samsung adding 50% to its capacity. I know recent global events play a part in market psychology, and how nervous folks take profits so early they lose the next 85% of coming profits. That should give anyone with half a brain to pick up MU at $720, right now. I added to two of my call spreads late this afternoon, as I do on all dips. I have too many shares that I purchased for 438. I’m having such a huge year that I only want to sell maybe 200/1000 shares this year for tax purposes. I won’t ride the shares down if something bad happens, but barring that, maybe sell 400 next year and the year after. The prices will definitely come down as supply meets demand, but that isn’t likely through 2027, according to UBS.
[+6] u/ChreeKnowsBest: How much is MU gonna bleed in the AH
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: I’m going to take the weekend to reflect and reevaluate.
Or just kick it with the fam and get some golf in ⛳️🏌️
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: I wonder if my date prefers beef or chicken ramen? 🤔 Maybe convince her it's a nice night for a walk.
[+6] u/TheDevilintheDark: Imagine inserting Joeseph McCarthy into this timeline and showing him the pics from the US delegation's trip to China.
[+6] u/Top-Sir-1215: I sold everything and took a nap. I’m ready to buy back in Monday.
[+6] u/softboiledjadepotato: Don't tell me market cares about hot inflation, possible rate hikes, bonds crashing, oil still peaking, consumer sentiment atl....... (2 minutes later).. CALLS
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: YOU. ARE. HANDSOME. 🫵
[+5] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Start of a rotation into software, or semis and memory still the move?
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Tesla getting anally eviscerated
[+5] u/getupforwhat: sell in may and go away intensifies
[+5] u/ThetaGrim: Lol stock pulled back just enough to hit my stop loss before ripping back up
[+5] u/plumpypenguin: lmao I dumped my UNH at $400
[+5] u/Ok-End-3213: Is monday gonna be okay? Margin balance is way too high for port and it is in speculative biotechnology and iren
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: Damn, all those jokes about POTUS being in this group chat but it appears that he is one of us. “more than 40 per day over a three-month period”
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/trump-traded-nvidia-boeing-intel-030913697.html
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: I just got an 8K bonus from work, how should i lose it all??
[+5] u/FullCopy: \- Bad news: Holding NVDA calls over the weekend.
\- Good news: They’re serving Progresso at the soup line.
[+5] u/diunay_lomay_a: Made 3k swing mu odte today with 2k
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: We've seen 🥭 folio, now let's see Paul allens
[+5] u/HeavyArmsJin: Seems like 🥭 basically just had a nice weekend trip over there
[+5] u/Competitive-Water944: Just bumped my knee in the furniture. Almost hit my peener
[+5] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: ɪ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀꜱʜ ɢᴀɴɢ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀɪɴ ᴘᴏʀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴍ ꜱʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʙᴀʀɢᴀɪɴ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴅᴇᴀʟꜱ ᴏɴ ꜰɪʀᴇ ꜱᴀʟᴇ 🔥 🪧
[+5] u/Special-Shirt-9728: SNDK all day erryday!!! It’s a forever stock 💪🏼
[+5] u/IamtryigOKAY: Went in for a swing trade, staying to bag hold
[+5] u/conoremc: Jim smiles and gives himself a small self-congratulatory nod as the market closes for the week. He thinks about the incredible performance of all his memory stocks, and especially his new ETF DRAM - any good investor diversifies of course. Strait of Hormuz still closed? Energy crisis? What does it even matter? With his Model Y he doesn't need gas for driving to work and the BMW is mostly for roadtrips.
But little Jim has forgotten he still hasn't bought his family's plane tickets to the wedding they're attending in Europe, and jet fuel costs DO care about the strait being closed
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: is that the best you can do Mr. Market? tis but a scratch.
[+5] u/HedgehogGood7411: Would be nice if wall street could agree on a ceasefire to my portfolio
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: I repeat: my micro is no longer soft
[+5] u/savemoney_god: Shorting oil, and puts on QQQ and SPY
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: NVDA always crushes earnings, and then always tanks in the following days.
Buy 5% OTM weekly puts on Thursday morning. They will print.
[+5] u/bdh2067: Date must be going well since you’re posting here
[+5] u/CMTTrader: We can't trade 31.2% of the year. 104 Saturdays/Sundays + 10 mkt holidays. Such bullshit. 😠
[+5] u/damnvid: I'm hoping for some momentum due to earnings
[+5] u/backcountryair: Buy high sell low. Then full port.
[+5] u/Mysterious_Ad_2777: Puts or Calls weatherboy
[+21] u/Adventurous-Date-397: I just wanted to share this here since I have no one close to me to tell this to. I’m 3 months sober today after drinking 10+ drinks a night for 10 years. I’ve lost 25lbs and I’m genuinely proud of myself
[+13] u/NiceOwner: I’m not broke I’m pre rich.
[+13] u/qrqrafafzvzv: I'm not down bad. But if Monday doesn't pump, I will be.
[+11] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Memory and Semi’s got blown up this week holy hell
[+11] u/Vlisa: Stocks at half mast for JPowell
[+10] u/Redditfortheloss: Bro the 5y chart for micron is literally the bubble chart 😂😂😂😂😂
[+9] u/silver_4_lyf: Mu calls on Monday? I need to revenge trade after Warren Buffet nuked my unh position 1hour after I opened it.
[+9] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Please don’t go to war this weekend mango you piece of shit fuk. Single handedly fuked this whole AI rally
[+8] u/sharkenleo: On the real though. Why is everyone so bearish after one red day?
[+8] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Congratulation! You are moving to the next level. Your next opponent is you.
[+8] u/Capable-Yak-8486: I’m thinking red Monday, green Tuesday.
[+7] u/Simran-0: Should've bought vix instead of oklo smh
[+7] u/SKJ_2012: Does MU continue to slide next week?
[+7] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Y'all are going to regret not buying calls today
[+6] u/Full-Passage4412: I bought close to 4k in puts near EOD and sold for close to +2 or 3k gains.
I see that they ran close to 1000% in the last 10 mins of the trading day, so I only left about 37k on the table
[+6] u/Smuvmuniz: Prolly a dumb question new to this. But is it normal for stocks to drop so much after hours Friday?
[+6] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Doubled down on muu. 200k in
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Your heart knows things about you that you haven't even thought about - pay more attention to your feelings, they are the way forward.
[+6] u/Frequent-Buffalo-834: Thank fuck POET got what it deserves today, all the bots in here going off about this pos were getting real annoying. It'll be back under 10 soon and no amount of cope is gonna change that
[+5] u/Dakhnas: 'US officials suspect Iran hacked US gas station systems' -CNN
How is that even possible lol
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Love IREN getting face fucked for -9.5% lmao announce a fucking deal you dickheads. NBIS has 3 since Septemberand you guys are just diluting every week
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: This little pull back we had today is actually bullish
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: Bearhunter is secretly JPOW LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/pysapien: Hope my 4 weeks out mu 900c are not fukt lol. Thankfully I have more 700c and 800c out until nov, sept too
[+5] u/Bag_holder1: Msft inverse spy, nice
[+5] u/cannythecat: Yesterday was the top. See you at spy 750 10 years from now. Im also getting banned on Monday.
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: SpaceX targeting June 12th IPO with prospectus coming out as early as Wednesday next week. Space stocks pumping Monday 🚀🧑🚀
[+5] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: these SPX calls better start printing so I can fill my car all the way up
[+5] u/astrawberryandakiwi: I the 10 year breaks through 5% things will get interesting
[+5] u/OilBull: All in on opticals & photonics
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: That’s Amerifats to you thank you.
[+5] u/Micheal_Hancho: Anyone remember those drinks mad dog 20/20? That was some hood shit, I tell you what
[+5] u/Noxta_: If we dump I’m so cooked
[+5] u/mugirawraw: How legendary would it be if we just enter a bear market the day Powell departed
[+5] u/Ok-Thought-9960: That volume of trades for ol donny really ticked up when bitcoin took a shit last fall. Bet ol Donnie jr needed some cover. How this isnt being talked about more especially here blows my mind
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: How much money did you lose today
[+5] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: Better for the children to have a mother than be raised by random women. That said it also kinda depends on how much she earns. If she's part time at a retail store she might as well stay home.
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: We might be in for a glorious Taco Tuesday boys
[+5] u/justlosinmoney: Oh fuck am I cooked for Monday
[+5] u/TreGet234: Blue pill red pill on bonds.
Blue pill: disinflation and declining yields are inevitable. 5% bonds are an incredible deal.
Red pill: inflation and yields will spiral out of control. Bonds are too risky even at 5%.
Are tips the better move?
[+5] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Gas shortage / squeeze coming
DD: local shop ran out of 87, lady filling 10 5 gallon Jerry cans at 4.57 while the station literally across the street was 4.29
[+5] u/cripky: finna start rope skipping again ngl
[+5] u/cryptopolymath: Even Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation dumped $MSFT
[+5] u/housemouse431: today felt like the end of this epic run.
I feel like we are gonna go back the action from october to march just distributing in range trapping both sides
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Israel-Lebanon "ceasefire" extended by 45 days to allow more negotiations, State Department has said."
More fake news to pump the market. Lets see if the market will jump in or too tired of this to pump on next week.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Sold my wife’s car on carvana for 10k under Kelly blue book value and used that to buy HIMS at $70. Lmao it’ll work out just uber for now BABE.
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Tbone0916 made a bet that AMD would go to 500.0 within **4 days** when it was 458.75 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+5] u/sudhanphd: Bro had 1 day of loss and questioning the incredible run that any company has ever had ?!?
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Told this bitch I was a 'daytrader' when she asked what my job was on a date tonight - don't think she bought it bros.
[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: can't wait for more bs IPOs
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: wow people got out of semis real quick. in out
[+15] u/Professional_Con_007: The fact that the bers are not out shit posting has me very very concerned
[+10] u/Rosella2562: Came back from a very nice birthday dinner and felt a weird wave of sadness - Dealing with a few difficulties in life right now but still grateful for everything 🙏🏻Discovering options trading and this sub over the past year is definitely one of them, if not the biggest constant in my life - There’s wins and losses of course, but also lots of laughs and lessons - Thank you and have a great year WSB 😊🥳
[+8] u/SalmonTheSalesman: Found out my girlfriend is pregnant fellas. Need a 10 bagger yesterday
[+7] u/demonhunterking: Samsung strike unavoidable. Good for SanDisk and MU
[+6] u/NotRllytho: Need a steak and Diet Coke
[+6] u/bendraw: Is drumpo telling Taiwan not to declare independence bullish? Asking for my portfolio.
[+6] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: "MSTR to the moon" he whispered softly as he put the fries in the bag
[+6] u/TickTockTaudit: ESPN’s PGA coverage is an embarrassment
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: Think I’m embracing old man mode and picking up a Harley bagger
[+5] u/crywhenugetolder: Spy 750 into Memorial Day weekend
[+5] u/OptionGamble: I’m so dumb. Held calls over the weekend that expire on Monday.
[+5] u/Ok-Analysis4121: I can't believe the 30 year is at 5.13%. Dude better end this war before banks collapse
[+5] u/Dear_Respond4522: Yo saw you on the weekend thread
Thought you looked mad gay and retarded
[+5] u/RoninKnight17: Welp I bought MSTF Calls at the highs for the day I’m so regarded
[+5] u/Ok_Percentage5920: MU fucked me over so bad
[+5] u/Dapper_Tiger_6295: Where do I gamble when stocks market is closed?
[+5] u/TreeofLibertyFood: I’m anticipating no fewer than 3 big squeezes next week……and they all involve genitalia.
[+5] u/Fragrant-Data6554: 4.5 inches is definitely enough and anyone who says otherwise is capping
[+5] u/Mcnuttey91: So, boots on the ground back on the menu? Wtf do these insider cocksuckers know
[+5] u/RougarouGumbo: Anyone else was rich last night and spent a bunch of money then woke up poor af? Just me?
[+5] u/trentcoolyak: Leopold Aschenbrenner pussied out on reporting his 13f. He'd rather pay an SEC fine than admit he sold his INTC calls too early?
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: When was the last time Berkshire or Buffet did something actually well and successful without starting to buy during world war 2 ? Like these guys haven‘t had any success in forever
[+5] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Laundry load was four pairs of socks and I still managed to lose one.
I deserve financial ruin and margin calls for eternity.
[+5] u/Cav829: I'm going to need all of you trapped at the top on the memory stocks to start fessing up so we can enshrine you in the WSB Regard Hall of Fame along with the Intel guy.
[+5] u/ihopethisworksfornow: This one grocery store by me has had really cheap NY Strip steaks for years, like $14-15 for a package of two nice steaks. Walked in today, $23.
God damn it.
[+5] u/ColtonOrr69: Will MU recover or just falling knife??
[+5] u/sgplourde: Eh, u get used to it.
Profit is profit. Take it and make some more.
[+5] u/tiny_toof: NVDA earnings gonna save us all 🫱🏼🫲🏻
[+5] u/Prayaa: “Jim Cramer says buy Nvidia for valuation not China bet.” Well there goes my calls for June.
[+5] u/Traditional_Base1184: Expected dump. No one was to get 🥭'd over the weekend
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Based on all the comments it seems more bulls went harder back to square one than Brian McKnight
[+5] u/Snoo23417: I'm down a bunch on my SQQQ shares after I bought at the "surely it can't keep going up" moment, which was about 10% ago.
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: I got taken advantage of by my portfolio today. Does that count?
[+10] u/Total_Schedule591: China president has 1 facial expression
[+9] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: lol bye taiwan
Trump warns Taiwan against declaring independence, hours after summit with China's Xi
[+9] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: So am I to understand that an entire cadre of CEOs went to China with 🥭, he gave them the right to buy as much of our farmland as they want, and he couldn't even secure us a green day? 😮💨
[+8] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: I'm going to miss the white guy with the black name 😔
[+8] u/whenyournotdead: I just want to break even, I don’t event want to make money anymore😭
[+8] u/SoothingWafer: Best thing about dating a homeless woman is you can drop her off anywhere
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: High risk, low reward is my forte
[+7] u/wattap: Ahh the classic mango, come back with no deals but claim historic deals
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Shit runs up $120 on SPY in 6 weeks
ONE DAY of red
Bulls: bers getting too comfortable
[+7] u/No-Improvement3164: No. I’d wait for 801%.
[+6] u/mikeytho1: Options are particularly infuriating cause you almost always either lose money (most likely) or sell for a profit but leave money on the table by not holding longer.
[+6] u/woninshot: bought MU at 790 fuck me
[+6] u/tessie_trades: I didn’t and lost so bad . Lucky u
[+5] u/ThanktheLord_33: Depends on the scenario, but nah probs fine
[+5] u/tcmart14: Oilprice.com says WTI +4.20%. Time to light one up.
[+5] u/ThatGuyCalledEric: Y'all bers better quiet down, or I'm turning y'all into my sex slaves on Monday when market opens green
[+5] u/GeneratedMonkey: I really need spy to open at 744 Monday
[+5] u/GhostHashira427: I love that there’s people in here with the confidence to literally drop thousands on random weeklies, then ask anonymous redditors if they are fucked or not.
[+5] u/Cramer4President: You guys watching that robotics stream lol
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1nJOLEZwBvyxR?t=QbUHZaPuj31ijPo_s0HVkw&s=09
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: I turned middle age and now my smart tv only shows ads for ed meds.
[+5] u/No_Economist3815: feel it's time to go cash gang for a couple of weeks. Shit's been on fire. Need to digest
[+5] u/12301923: No wonder this fucker hasnt filed his 13f. He cashed out!
https://preview.redd.it/qb8l7wxywe1h1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b36743815c5f421e86bd47d852d463b1c1059ffa
[+5] u/Fact-Resident: Lmao at all these sheep exiting UNH because Berkshire sold.
[+5] u/Any-Pitch-2963: got rug pulled by a retired old man is never not funny.
[+5] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: This isn't the first time that a man named Jerome has left me 😔
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Idk when it happened..but sometime in the last couple months, doubt has infected my mind when it comes to the AI story.
Now when I listen to these dudes on CNBC and YouTube and whatnot, they totally sound like they're deathcult preachers lol
Like the guy I just heard said that the "public just doesn't understand" how big AI is going to be.
Idk man. As long as we're in a bull market I'm gonna trade it. But it feels more and more like this could end in disaster lol. these stocks have years of earnings priced into them. They better deliver.
Then the dude right behind him comes on and talks about the spacex IPO is an AI IPO lol
[+5] u/Bong-Hits-For-Jesus: its been known that china wants to sell their ev's here, and i hope that was one of the deals they struck up. the over priced shit boxes here lack innovation
[+5] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: I wear double condoms today for extra protection but market still fucks me sideway anyhow
[+5] u/gkdjsl: Once again I have bought the dip too early
[+5] u/Different_Pack_3686: Bombs dropping this weekend. Probably still bullish tho
[+5] u/ChipWong82: Why didn’t Donald buy Micron? Is he stupid?
[+5] u/Full_Cash6140: congrats bulls. you'll get an even bigger dip to buy on monday
[+5] u/finkalot1: Puts on LinkedIn! Total nonsense site now. Has been for many years but every time I login, it has gotten worse.
[+9] u/snowbunny_aficionado: Went on a date last night and she said “stop gaslighting me” Annnnd I’m like girl pls, strait still shut, USO at ATH.
U think I’m using any gas on u?
Call me Sunoco, I don’t fuck with a hoe
Anyway. Hope everyone’s having a Good Friday Eve.
[+8] u/Traditional-Bet2379: Discovered DRAM ETF today.
Only 6 weeks late. No Biggie.
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Mike Johnson out here blatantly admitting politicians are insider trading. Like they don't even try to hide it anymore, they literally just tell it to our faces like the peasants we are.
[+8] u/SuperbSandwich: I’m sorry i can’t be her
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: I’m gonna start an airline called Karenair. Only Karens can fly, and be flight attendants as well as pilots. Shits gonna be wild.
[+7] u/mingesniffa6969: Guys I just sold my MU…… NOTTTTT!
[+7] u/East-Description-243: We’ve got Ebola now too!
[+6] u/Familyfirst_Sell_18: I had son recover from brain cancer at 9 months so I keep losing but tell me I'm winning
[+6] u/Tor_94grl: Was up 2k ended up -500 this week😾
[+6] u/CJBlueNorther: Pokémon Go will be a decade old in just under 2 months from now.
[+5] u/greatfool66: I wonder if theres anyone who doesn’t trade during the day just like gets on wsb late night to shoot the shit
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: Bulls are about to start telling themselves they don’t buy stocks to make money, but because they believe in the company
[+5] u/Bluesquare9: Started Monday up $6k. Ended the week within $100 of last Friday. Guh.
[+5] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Just need trump to say deals on
[+5] u/rocier: I miss having fun ass marvel movies to look forward to every summer. They never disappointed either.
[+5] u/samwehl: Nvda going back to 90 🤌
[+5] u/thefrozen_one: I see Bers gathering in the distance
[+5] u/realtimeanalytics: Berkshire increasing it's Googl holdings, now almost 6%.
[+5] u/Impressive_Put_8239: Gap down over the weekend so we can buy calls monday
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: I’m done for the year
[+5] u/illinformed-will: Oil/lng/fertilizer stocks closed bullish with volume... And SaaS too
Big money derisking, rotating off semis and back to betting on NACHO + supply-chain-disruption-proof tech
[+5] u/BusGuilty6447: CELH is green in a sea of red, and I'm here for it.
[+5] u/Either-Antelope-4330: Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by WSB
[+5] u/CJBlueNorther: Hot take:
The economy is worse now than 2008.
The only reason why the market isn't collapsing is because this current generation isn't a BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES.
WE AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO LOOSE BITCH, SO KEEP PUMPING THIS SHIT.
[+5] u/Sea-Sky-3486: Everybody was saying SPY cannot to down 24h ago and now everybody calling dot com haha.
[+5] u/diefy7321: Nobody cares for you poors smh
[+5] u/Organic-Amoeba-7520: Make regarded mistakes so your enemy succeeds \~ Donald Tzu
[+9] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Don’t you get it?
The market crashes for 2 months after NVDA earnings (each time) before recovering in one month before NVDA earnings
[+8] u/BallsHardest: I'm writing a script for a workplace comedy set in a data center but it's just one guy in an 250,0000 sqft. building.
[+8] u/sleepyguy007: So I want to share this story... back in 2009 there was this show nvidia GTC and because i'm pretty oblivious to things, my friend and I walked into the 1 bar in san jose on I think a wednesday night with people in it. I end up meeting jensen huang. he was argueably drunk, yes he had the jacket on and he had gotten off some stage where random nvidia employees were in a band.
I was maybe 3 beers in. He actually chatted with me because I remember him saying he didn't recognize me and he explained it was actually an nvidia event, but we'd stupidly walked into it not knowing better. Actually ended up chatting for like 5 minutes with jensen and 4-5 random employees of his. Totally cool guy, like the type of guy you'd want to hang out with and of course I didn't buy any stock because I was poor at the time given the stock market just died.
The lesson is you should always buy the stock of drunken ceos you meet.
[+8] u/skymagic: I don't know what a PE ratio is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask 🫢
[+7] u/Hwangoutpltr: ALL OF YOU ARE BOTS!
[+7] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: So I was at a big box store earlier today. A representative tried to get my attention from about 15 ft away - "excuse me Miss!". I turned around, he walked towards me, and then looked disappointed.
He said "we are giving homeowners a special discount to fix their lawns (I wasn't listening intently, something to do with gardening) but you don't look like a homeowner. I made a mistake.".
And just left without even waiting for my response.
WTH 😅
[+7] u/OpeDefinitely: Remember when the government used to regulated markets? Then 2008 happened and Wall Street learned that they can get away with anything. Now the markets regulate the government.
[+7] u/account-names: Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful
They can all get **** stay true to you
[+6] u/S0Anon: Holy shit the bears are running the asylum this weekend. Greenest day in history monday
[+6] u/TheRealArmament: Went cash gang on Apr 14th and ofc we get the most regarded bull market ever since. At least I’m up 21k YTD
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: My wife asked me why I drink: “Drinking makes the present bearable, and the past and future irrelevant.” Now she gets it.
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: MU call holders are now ball sack garglers
[+6] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Less than a year ago AMD was $107.
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: Fukkkkkkkkkkkkk
this market for elite bers is like having financial s3x
ASKLDFGHJASJKDGHA I LOVE MONEY
[+5] u/Neel_Crashkari: Anyone else here tired of having such huge testicles?
[+5] u/Broken_RM: Yeah probably, unless you are homeless yourself
[+5] u/Sick0h: Probably a sideways trade through mid-late June. Prepare to be bi-animal.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Bill Gates' Foundation sells its entire stake in Microsoft MSFT 7.7 million shares worth $3.2 billion
[+5] u/360drive69: Microns one week charge looks like “M” for micron. Next week I hope it looks like “W” for wenis
[+5] u/Noticeably98: I get it. I’m married and have a kid and still occasionally think about a girl from high school. There’s nothing quite like regretting the things you *didnt* do, eh?
I’m happy though anyway. I’ve got meaningful hobbies, rewarding work, and love my wife and daughter
[+5] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: I bought SPY 750 3dte. Wish me luck
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: If people knock on your door to talk about religion then you probably live in a poor neighborhood.
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Sentiment finally shifting? Perhaps we can stop pumping on hopium
[+5] u/DazzlingAnimal581: I have an F-150 (and small hands). Filled ‘er up with 87 octane today. $173. We are fucked bigly fellow degens. Put the puts in the basket.
[+5] u/JohanLiebert92: The big, fat Shrek candles bers are gonna see on Monday oooooooh man, gonna get gaped wide open
[+5] u/JustCan6425: Anyone bought MU or DRAM calls on Friday? I added to my 2027 leaps for both 🤑🤑
[+5] u/SomePolack: Big weekend ahead, 🥭 been too quiet need something to give us one more rally on Monday/Tuesday
[+5] u/Nysyk: Today is actually the first day it didn't V in god knows how long, market waking up
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: Dayum, why is my water pressure so low all of a sudden???
Oh it's just AI bros stealing water from us. Well the slop is so amazing and doing so much to make our lives better, nothing to see here! Don't want to stop this amazing bubble.
https://fortune.com/2026/05/13/data-center-georgia-arizona-water-wars/
[+5] u/KristyKae-12: My cohab relationship is a male cat, Rufus. He finds warm nights stalking chipmunks more interesting than me. Puts on me…until he’s hungry. Then it’s 🚀 for his warm, rich human friend. Load up on your calls on me, it’s about his time to fail at murdering and beg me for his late night Fussy Kitty salmon snack.
[+13] u/Then-Wealth-1481: Are pedos back from China already?
[+12] u/OrangMiskin: It’s 10AM here in France, about to walk the dog at the beach and maybe goon after.
[+10] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: 8 years ago I was fully convinced I was gonna become a millionaire from options.
Now I’m $30k in debt and still don’t own a home.
Gotta love the American dream.
[+10] u/unhappyreach_: Everyone is talking about this bro
[+8] u/kwarknagel: Bears high on their own narrative
[+8] u/cashflow_: My life story can be told just from my birthday. April 19. 419. So close to greatness but coming up short 🥲
[+8] u/Open_Obligation_1624: Next week Samsung strike is inevitable. The whole entire plant already scale to idle state. restart will take minimum 2-3 months. Best time for SNDK and MU to fill up the order. workers want 12 months bonus instead of 6 months LOL....
[+7] u/Ornery_Ad98765: Weekend thread is especially deranged right now, people must have gotten cleaned the fuck out today
[+7] u/Madrid_Fan: Pretty gay in here this late
[+7] u/permabol: market closed WTF DO I DO ANYMORE!!
[+7] u/ChainOfThot: Same guy who owns nvidia stock decides whether or not nvidia can sell its most advanced chips to china ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
[+6] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: I have no words for this market. First i was just looking at spy pump every day non stop without buying calls. Then i bought calls but would always take profit too soon. I would take 300$ gain and watch the options finish at 2000$+. But as soon as i hold them and not paper hand them they drop. This really is a mental game
[+6] u/MusingsAndMind: **s&p at ATH:**
401k contributions: 100%
**s&p dips:**
401k contributions: Off
[+6] u/stellarfan: You guys have no idea what's coming if bond yields keep going higher...why is no one talking about this?
[+6] u/LarryStink: The distribution of outcomes grows exponentially every day with this admin. Taking time to deep dive the path dependant outcomes is paramount for positioning and a fluid mindstate.
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: “You in a long-term relationship?” Yeah, 3 in the portfolio, keep it movin
[+5] u/H6UEF4WU8X: Sold some RKLB and bought blue pills. Wife is about to get a huge candle.
[+5] u/rbraalih: Paywalled but important
https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2026/05/12/how-the-world-has-avoided-an-oil-catastrophe-so-far
We losing 14m b/d at hormuz but US Canada latam and Norway have hiked production by 8m between them. Balance is use of reserves, and demand destruction. Is why shelves not empty yet. Can't go on indefinitely because producers gonna run down reserves and stop exporting, and demand destruction is destructive
[+5] u/PurpleFilth: Who else bought 0 DTE spy calls today thinking it was gonna V
[+5] u/Philthatman: So Taiwan in exchange for Iran? BULLISH
[+5] u/zug_moneycomes: All I want to see is QQQ going 5%, am I asking too much? 😌
[+5] u/TestingThrowaway100: /r/ValueInvesting still in shambles and licking the wounds of $NVO, $PYPL, and $NKE.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: The entire market is resting on NVDA earnings next week - no exaggeration. I would usually expect a sell the news run-up situation. The fact we’re not is worrying
[+5] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Guys, prepare for rally next week !!! Prepare for it !!! *tears as i say this*🥲
[+13] u/whomakesthetendies: All the US major tech leaders heading to China to bend the knee was so pathetic
[+13] u/Chlo-Motion: The fact that WSB and all the "investors" on Reddit think that SpaceX is going to tank hard means it's going straight to $10 trillion guys
[+13] u/Iunatic: This sub would've went all in on Pets.com, Cisco, and Netscape during the dot com bubble
[+12] u/HaveAKlondike: Apparently 🥭 has made over 3700 trades in Q1.
He must be a lurker here 👀
[+11] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: # Iran plans to charge fees for Strait of Hormuz passage, politician says
Iran has prepared a mechanism to manage traffic through the Strait of Hormuz along a designated route and will announce the plan shortly, a senior Iranian politician said.
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You should feel bad if you didnt buy the friday dip. Beautiful peace by monday guaranteed.
[+9] u/Historical_Bother274: Quick Americans are asleep, bring out the high IQ discussions
[+9] u/ElkQuiet1541: "Iran parliament working on bill that proposes $50m reward for killing 🥭"
Peace negotiations seems to going good lol
[+8] u/L2F_mens_glutes: \#men who know where the prostate is located can make money touching the prostate of other men
Stop with your ego and make money dame it
[+7] u/kairepaire: Crypto breaking down. Leading indicator for stocks
[+7] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Per Alazeera this morning "Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi has warned of further economic consequences for the United States". So S&P 14,000 and DOW 100,000?
[+7] u/LivelyArid: Round up the bers and send them to the gulag until they profess love for capitalism
[+7] u/IamyourfantasyX: Wait so you are cash gang.
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I sold in May but I'd still like to hang around, is that ok?
[+6] u/jayxmor: Does anyone actually know why we dropped today? LMAO
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: Monday will be red. MMs know many of you guys bought calls anticipating monday is recovery.
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: I miss Jerome Powell already :(
[+5] u/Iunatic: Now that the bears have been eradicated and your average wsb poor is bullish again, Fidelity and JPM interns will drop SPY to 700 to steal money from the poors.
[+5] u/WeaknessLegitimate82: Can someone say we are considering reopening the strait , it will end soon again , so the market rips again instead of dips again
[+5] u/duddnddkslsep: This economy is cooked
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: Braindead trade is over.
Either lock tf in or be broke
[+5] u/narcteh: Anything can happen in the casino
[+5] u/Individual_Formal130: Ah yes stocks just go up right. Thanks NVIDIA your a pal 😡
[+5] u/Jadeclone1: Turbotax is overpriced garbage that ai can do. INUIT is the next company ai kills
[+5] u/Ill-Ad3311: Maybe time for house maintenance , back to the basics , paint fumes clears the mind
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: had a panic attack today, did not enjoy, dont know where it came from. didnt lose much money this week either
[+5] u/pinkerton_gov: 4.6% 10yr seems problematic… bond auctions are gonna be terrible.
[+5] u/Stupidbearrr: At this point NVIDIA earnings should just be measured in Drake albums per quarter
[+15] u/UnitedCup1814: Man these boomers on Fox news are talking about how terrible China is for holding back rare earths. If 🥭 didn't turn the world upside down with his 200 percent tariff shit and fuck up everyone's economy a second time by fucking up the global oil supply there would probably be no problems getting rare earths.
[+12] u/BenisSpaghetti: It's 6:58am bro. Some of us are waiting for our wives to wake up and tell us what to do. 😮💨
[+9] u/AdditionalMany1292: 🥭 wants china to invade Taiwan so he can flex bigger intel gains you heard it here first
[+9] u/Personal-Party-2615: Please god if you exist, let there be green on monday, i pinky promise i wont ever yolo everything during all time highs with leverage ever again 🙏🙏😔, i'll even diversify and buy voo 🙏
[+9] u/DoubleFamous5751: More like an 08 credit crisis
[+8] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: Can't wait to see the new generation of Space X bag holders lmfao
[+7] u/Pure_Veterinarian374: Bought F calls on that gaint dip yesterday
[+7] u/Kindled808: I still think we head up next week, +3% broader markets
[+7] u/EthanRio: Monday gap up Big dog 🐶
[+5] u/Onurb86: Next ATH in September 2031
[+5] u/noahmfs: If 🥭 wants his precious rate cuts (for his own benefits zero fucks about economy) he needs to stop the war immediately to cool off the bond market and ease inflation due to oil prices. So there won't be any other attack is more important for him to make more billions before he leaves office than continuing with the war.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Whoa whoa regard. You think you own something? I am sorry, but we're cutting off your power for the god king data center. You can just... I dunno, go somewhere else.
Data centers will only continue to hollow out the country
This is not a business model that's sustainable. Imo people do matter still. Unemployment and retail spending turning lower will ultimately cut the top in on data center growth. It cannot grow to the moon because it can impoverish people
Anyway puts spy 700 7/4 imo
[+5] u/Normal_Loss_220: Less than a year ago people used to call it advanced money destroyer
[+5] u/DarkR124: Really disappointed to find out there’s no ticker for DQ. Went there for the first time in years and was charged $9.30 for a medium blizzard. What the fuck bro.
I want to short it out of spite
[+5] u/Bananaskovitch: Sustained inflation pumps the market with record earnings, further disconnecting it from the rest of the economy and widening the gap between people who have assets and those who don't. Buy whenever you can.
[+5] u/Tadikif: BERS thing they will get a full week of RED. DUMB ASSES.
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: These fucking meat prices are pissing me off, I'm gonna go back to eating bologna sandwiches
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: sounds like cannons will be involved. . .
[+5] u/hchae0822: 550 shares of DRAM @ 48.77
[+5] u/MrNo_Balls: if Wells Fargo is so sure there will more rate cuts where is their bet on Polymarket? positions or STFU
[+14] u/Brilliant_Object_847: How’s that two week Iran war going for 🥭?
[+13] u/Snowman33001: Instead of being jealous of my 3-figure portfolio, why don’t you focus on building your own?
[+12] u/cbusoh66: Cost me $120 to fill up my car this morning, but thank god the price of eggs is back down to $3
[+12] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: How long before 🥭 calls Warsh dumb 3 months? 6 months max?
[+12] u/Level10Retard: 95% of my networth is in the market. 50% of that is in options. I might be stupid or rich soon.
[+11] u/mehmilani: I keep checking my brokerage account, nothing moves a penny. Fuck this zero volume market.
[+10] u/Hot_Sacks: Bitcoin is starting to creep up a bit - at least someone with capital has some macro optimism
[+8] u/Robo_e: Tariffs lowered, hope yall bought Fridays dip📈
[+8] u/xTeeD: I got bad news for you about next week brother
[+7] u/sushilee123: If warsh doesn’t drop interest rates 🥭gonna is go full blown retard mode with posts.
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: So calls Monday then
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: The nice part about the weekend is I don’t have the urge to look at how my stocks are performing every 20 minutes…I may have a problem
[+6] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: I guess we'll find out Monday how much of Friday's price action was opex related, and how much of it was bonds related.
[+6] u/yewzurnayme: Mom says I'm highly regarded 😇
[+6] u/Icommandyou: It’s like day 80 of the strait being closed and nobody cares. Other countries are declaring emergencies and it’s barely making news here
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: No way in hell should the Fed lower rates so will be interesting to see what warsh does. But supposedly he can’t override the panel vote either so…
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: doomer retard broke ass bers out in full force this weekend
practice your laughing and pointing for monday bols
[+6] u/PushAble2463: Damn, why didn’t I sell MU at 800+
[+6] u/kim82352: Samsung strike to start on may 21. EWY to go on sale.
[+6] u/Unemployable1593: not with that attitude
[+6] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Do a girl a solid and get me some coffee then. 🫵
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: Goals in life:
a) Become rich
b) Work for Costco
[+6] u/Micahftww: I want futes to open but I also don't want to kill myself
[+6] u/SchlechterUser: Bitcoin seems to be the only reasonable buy at the moment
[+5] u/spectra444: We thinking 750 next week or nah?
[+5] u/ZYHUA: True ber market comes when ber full extinction. Now ber is all over everywhere
[+5] u/Messer_Nexus: Oh mein gott. It is better to drive in a third-world country than in the USA. I can guarantee that less than 5% of the population knows how to drive a car in the USA.
How did these people get their licenses?
[+5] u/ActPowerful7001: I’m a follower not a leader, and I’m ok with that
[+5] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’m so glad Monday is not a holiday in the USA like it is in Canada. My gambling addiction can’t handle 3 straight days of the casino being closed.
[+5] u/emanresu711: The poor have never been more fucked
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: After reading that 36 countries signed a petition condemning Putin, I think to myself: "What a waste of fcking time."
And also: "I wish I could get paid to go around signing toothless, ineffectual petitions condemning world leaders."
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Loaded up on $25k of MU $720c 17Jul exp before market close yesterday
Wendys or steak in mid July it is
[+5] u/Traditional-Koala927: Plastic surgery is 🥵 Imagine your wife could be three different people in a decade
[+5] u/Independent_Name_601: SpaceX IPO is the top.
[+5] u/Temporary-Equal-774: I'm surprised it took so long to get to this stage
[+5] u/hardcrepe: Why the fuck would I want an AI assistant built into the Robin Hood app? Something that is clearly known to hallucinate its answers half the time. Then again, maybe I should use it so that I can sue them when the thing clearly shows the wrong stock price.
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I have my student loans in my brokerage what can go wrong right
[+5] u/kim82352: Samsung strike 65% on prediction markets
[+5] u/0xBorisjohnson: Some of you guys are alright, dont go to market tomorrow
[+15] u/br0botic: Open the fuckin market you crazy bastards
[+13] u/kaapooj: how can anyone not love american consumers.
[+11] u/_Rexfest_: Every time I catch a break and win I end up fucking it all up. I’m so tired of this shit
[+9] u/kantargi: Wasn’t there supposed to be a taco post about China?
Guess the real breakthrough was the exclusive tour of Xi’s garden
[+9] u/blitzdunce: use the semi/memory dip to buy long dated calls, sit n wait, get rich. ez pz
[+8] u/Plenty_Homework17: Massive shrek in bers anos
[+8] u/Thotmas01: Bandying a trade deal, green as fuck Monday.
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: Stock market should be open 24/7
[+8] u/Icy_Jelly_315: Get pythons. Then mongooses. Then jackals.
[+7] u/Axonum: SNDK 1600 and MU 900 after NVDA earnings!
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: BREAKING: China said it reached a tentative agreement with the United States on tariff reductions and trade cooperation after the Trump-Xi summit in Beijing.
Massive, bear-shattering pump to 800 scheduled for market open Monday
[+7] u/RonBlake: Ford F150s are an inelastic product
[+6] u/idontknow1967: I think we are almost at the point where MU call holders have lost hope. Now that the light has died they will allow the stock to rise again.
[+6] u/ryzetard: couple million for them is literally few cents
[+6] u/3boobsarenice: 16 yo down the street said he is going all in with his leaf raking money....
[+6] u/Coloradospruce33: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(foaming at the mouth)
[+6] u/Bonghead13: People say you can't time the market. I call bullshit.
Fed hikes rates, sell.
Fed cuts rate, buy.
That's literally all there is to it.
[+6] u/ClaudesSexBot: America, the mall of the free*
*Additional charges may apply
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: The hippocampus is the part of the brain that controls hypocrisy.
[+6] u/kaapooj: Kratos Defense and Security Solutions (KTOS) down from a peak of 134 to 51.98
which drone company will be next?
[+6] u/Lower_Skin_3683: Only 17 people here. Either you are in bed crying over losses or you actually have a life outside of WSB. It's 75 degrees and full sun, gas is $4.39 and I'm day 3 off the gram.
[+5] u/bruhyerpantsaredown: Everyone upset on a baby dip. Even if we dip Monday we'll be back in and running mid week. Nvda back to ath, mu ath, spx ath
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: I NEED YOU TO GO TO YOUR NEAREST 24 HOUR CONVENIENCE STORE AND REACH YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON, THAT’S OUR MONEY NOW.
[+5] u/liikenneaksioma: They need to open the casino
[+5] u/Kooky_Resource6348: Bill Gates reportedly sold all of his $MSFT shares
[+5] u/opiewann: Taiwan bout to become the next conflict… kinda bullish
[+5] u/Kitchen-Assist-6645: $30 up on a day like today is almost impressive
[+5] u/kryptonyk: Is blood in there normal?
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: No markets to look at… wtf am I supposed to do man
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: YTD SLV at basically no change
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: How the fuck do you tolerate this shit?