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[+10] u/BFox1982: It's not a bubble til monkey jpegs cost $1 million again.
[+9] u/LossMax: Literally green by open
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I can finally understand what 2008 felt like
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: imagine being rescued by MSFT
[+5] u/Dull_Broccoli1637: This Epstein tax at the gas pumps and grocery store is starting to get annoying
[+22] u/Legendary-Lemon: so 🥭took every single CEO available to China to just announce that they will be buying oil and some boeing jets?
[+20] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: "US stock futures tumbled on Friday, retreating from record highs as inflation worries preyed on markets"
So now suddenly the market cares?
[+19] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: Man we haven't seen these levels since.... Wednesday
[+19] u/sl3azebag: wait daily reminder to not forget about Epstein
[+18] u/31andnotdone: my rhododendrons look so lovely this morning
[+16] u/callsonreddit: I recommend options to my friend first time
SLV calls. SLV dropped 10% in 2 days lol
[+16] u/Worried_Quarter469: It’s pretty funny that they sent a dozen CEO’S in private jets across the world for a day trip when the world is literally on its last two weeks of jet fuel
[+16] u/whomakesthetendies: 🥭 got played like a fiddle in Ghyna
[+15] u/miss_L_fire: Fuck. I could have just taken profit on ONE thing yesterday but nooo. I’m such an idiot
[+15] u/Ok-Reach-2580: Oh no. Bers won. NVDA is down to a price not seen since yesterday.
[+15] u/mwfguxckdyou: Everyone freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It’s fucking over.
[+15] u/VesperGilchrist: I love OpEx Fridays. The sheer panic and confusion is always so cute to see, because people always forget to check the calendar before buying calls.
The trading strategy for Opex is simple: don’t fucking trade Opex days.
[+14] u/WSB-mods-are-: One of you bastards bought SPY calls for the first time in weeks just before close yesterday and just had to ruin it for the rest of us! I want names!!!
[+14] u/mwfguxckdyou: Watching my account value go from +70% to -200% on the whims of demented pedo is truly an exhilarating feeling no other drug could match
[+13] u/Ujmnhy152: If INTC just drops another -70% my puts will be itm 🙏🏻
[+12] u/Lower_Skin_3683: I distinctly remember saying yesterday when the orange one is quiet it's never good news.
[+12] u/callsonreddit: Omg I figured it out
We red because Powell last day
[+12] u/Fun_Purpose6972: \>SP500 is up 18% since March 30th
\>0.9% drawback in premarket
\>hehe bolls are fucked, total beer victory
wtf are you guys even talking about? So many salty losers who are pissed at missing the biggest BULL MARKET RALLY in decades.
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: Can't see red if I don't open my port
[+12] u/CEOofBeanz: It’s actually over for AI and RAM, sell it all (I need more shares on discount)
[+12] u/oldbeancam: Green Day? RDDT red
Red Day? RDDT red
Flat Day? RDDT red
[+11] u/NocturnalCereal: we gonna end green won't we
[+11] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: OPEN THE NORTH SEA YOU CRAZY BRITS !!!
[+11] u/GoogleKushforLunch: I done blew up my account at least 5 times since I started trading last year
[+11] u/EnginrA: MSFT CEO wasn’t on the trip, now it’s green hmmm
[+11] u/Fancy_Rice_2799: Oh look, openAi needs more money, lmfao.
[+11] u/Spy300: >WASHINGTON, May 6 (Reuters) – The release of transcripts of Federal Reserve rate-setting meetings undermines the debate needed to set good monetary policy - Kevin Warsh
First move - Delete the transcripts.
>Fed chair nominee Kevin Warsh: One of my first reforms will be a ‘data project’ on inflation
>Warsh says he wants the Fed to adopt a new approach to measuring inflation
Second move - Redefine inflation
>Wells Fargo reaffirmed on May 13 its forecast that the Federal Reserve will implement two quarter-point rate cuts in 2026, despite April's Consumer Price Index and Producer Price Index both coming in hotter than expected.
Third move. Cut.
[+10] u/sl3azebag: feeling SaaSy… Get it? I’m Gay hahaha
[+10] u/FabulousLanguage6216: I might have to monitor the situation myself today.
[+10] u/night_shredder: Green by open. MSFT red by open.
[+10] u/InkoBird: First thing I plan do at opening is to see how much money I have left. But I forgot that I lost it all already, so no point in waking up.
[+10] u/IndividualNo7155: I need to pee but too lazy to get up, should I just pee my pants?
[+10] u/Cav829: Oh people actually thought this trip to China was going to solve any of these big issues, huh....
[+10] u/callsonreddit: Enters $10,000 to buy SNDK
Accidentally 10,000 shares
Warning: Poor. $13,720,000.00
[+10] u/Jerikolol: guys stop talking about MSFT. Its going to rugpull about 5mins before open and go red. Like it does every single day. Stop with this 'oh MSFT is actually a hedge against SP500 calls', thats copium. MSFT goes down when the market goes up AND it goes down when the market goes down.
[+10] u/moneyful: The market is only over when bullshit like Tesla and bitcoin is dropping deep. That’s the true signal that everybody is scraping for liquidity, otherwise it’s just bear traps lmao
[+10] u/31andnotdone: wheres the deals?
we brought 45 ceo's to sell 200 boeings?
You really thought, didnt you?
[+10] u/mayorolivia: This dip is so unnecessary. Next week Nvidia reports and market is gonna pump hard to close the month.
[+10] u/Imaginary-Writer-125: Bull thesis: there is still some money to be made, hedge funds are holding 8.2trillion dollars in cash
Bear thesis: the easy money is gone, hedge funds are holding 8.2 trillion dollars in cash
[+10] u/Illustrious_Job1951: When inflation gets back down to 2% I want kevin warsh to take off one of those mission impossible lifelike masks and reveal it was jpow all along
[+10] u/daviper87: this bol ber fuck stuff is meh
[+9] u/Aware_Secret_8910: ADBE, NOW and MSFT up. ValueInvesting was right
[+9] u/Loose_Stool_12: The users that sign on to WSB at 7:10 AM ET are 💯 dull, cliche WASPs that only talk about NVDA & <insert stock du jour>.
Heaving dickheads that don't know MU is going to $10k and silver actually has uses.
I'm Japanese.
[+9] u/jfwelll: Premarket is fake, its only real when its going up
[+9] u/uncsucks: Oh so now macro headwinds matter lol
[+9] u/GalacticNecterine: The one time I hold spy calls over night
[+9] u/SoothingWafer: Generational call buying at 9:30:01
[+9] u/Wandering-lurker101: Im about to do whats called a pro gamer move
[+9] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: this is literally a nothing burger. mango will tweet that talks are going well and then the market will end up green today
[+9] u/Thebaxxxx: The poet conference call was pre recorded and ended about as quicky as it started. Cash in, cash out. Wax on. Wax off. A beutiful bag holder is born 👶
[+9] u/booster_gold__: Truly a great time to buy Tesla and MU calls yesterday at close lmao. I cant catch a break im going back to 0dte.
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: I hate bears, but i hate dumb bulls more. Up 2% everyday for 2 months is not normal so stop crying in the casino
[+9] u/EarthquakeCrater: Is there a reason genius investor Tom Lee was not invited on the Gyna trip?
[+9] u/31andnotdone: Gassin myself up today.
Bad ass cause I'm a single mom with a mortgage and a costco membership.
Bad ass because I'm a resilient ber in a sea of mouth breathing buls.
I'm truly winning in the face of adversity.
git gud, nerds.
[+9] u/iAmGrimTV: GOOD MORNING SPY CALL HOLDERS, WE HAVE A SLIGHT CHANGE OF PLANS THIS MORNING
[+8] u/sl3azebag: why did I chuck 50k in USO shorts? Simple, Bessent is my gay boyfriend
[+8] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Some of you are leveraged to the tits and it shows
[+8] u/Ujmnhy152: MSFT not only pumping, but pumping against the market. NOBODY TOUCH ANYTHING
[+8] u/le_pedal: Come monday there may be some new long term investors...congrats
[+8] u/National-Log5203: If you are feeling FOMO then 9 times out of 10, it’s already too late.
[+8] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Statistically if you don’t buy calls before 10am you’ll miss out on money so I’m gonna do a statistical move watch dis 😎
[+8] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Greedy, overextended bulls with shocked pikachu faces everytime there’s a pullback on option expiration day.
[+8] u/Initial-Magazine2169: There was a guy in the moves thread yesterday claiming George Soros was shorting Poet and holding it down from being larger than Amazon.
I haven't been able to stop thinking about it.
[+8] u/jer72981m: Xi just waiting until T is out to make real moves
[+8] u/jonneh: Have you guys seen the head of the British bald guy on Bloomberg? It’s HUGE AS FUCK. Bro doesn’t need to invest in memory stocks with a head that big. When MU needs supply they call him!
[+8] u/gkdjsl: I want to buy the dip, which means it's way too early to actually do so
Wake me up when semis are down 20-30% from ATH
[+8] u/Prayaa: Michael burry was right, ah fuk
[+8] u/gkdjsl: But have you tried putting a data center... in your ass?
[+7] u/AlphaOmega1337: as green as Nvda by open, fuc bers
[+7] u/Eddyrancid: In this market my only question is if the red will even hold long enough for me to grab calls
[+7] u/McClintockC: This exuberance isn't nearly irrational enough
Turn the pump up to 11
[+7] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $MSFT CALLS THE PLAY????
[+7] u/hammerscribe98: Two things can be true at the same time. Yes this market is overpriced and yes it can last forever
[+7] u/Dry-Piece7931: ahah SNDK dead I was right to not buy at 600$!!
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: Face ripper at open bears gonna fucking go extinct for the 100th time
[+7] u/StonklordBenno: https://preview.redd.it/lle9lmpyca1h1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18661a7d0909279f32ab6ea1462a041317818269
Here we go boys!
[+7] u/Blacketn1ght: Either we Generational V or become Generational Virgins
[+7] u/National-Log5203: If Jensen is by far the coolest guy in the delegation, it’s a really lame ass delegation
[+7] u/puts_every_day: What happened to all the "we are running out of oil if the Hormuz doesn't open in X weeks" people? 😅
[+7] u/IxXSir_PeenXx: Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything. It’s fucking over
[+7] u/butterc0r3: all these bers r just scaring u dont listen to them
[+7] u/sl3azebag: when the market is red, i’m not a trader, I’m a performance artist
[+7] u/likamuka: This entire rotten system deserves to crash and burn.
[+7] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: Goldman Sachs’ warning appears to be about more forced selling in equities if market weakness continues, especially from systematic funds like CTAs that follow trends and sell when key levels break. The bank’s estimate in the reporting I found was that roughly $33 billion could be sold within a week, and as much as $80 billion more could follow over a month if the S&P 500 keeps falling.
What the warning means
The core idea is that markets can become self-reinforcing: when prices drop, trend-following and volatility-sensitive funds may sell automatically, which can push prices down further. Goldman also flagged weaker liquidity and “short gamma” positioning as factors that could amplify swings.
This kind of warning matters because it suggests selling pressure may not be driven by fundamentals alone, but by mechanical trading flows. In that setup, even assets beyond stocks, including bitcoin and precious metals can become more volatile if investors rush to reduce risk.
The broader interpretation
There are really two common Goldman-related warnings people may be referring to right now. One is this market-flow warning about potential equity selling and volatility. Another, separate theme in recent coverage, is Goldman warning that AI and tech valuations may be flashing bubble-like signals, though that is a different report.
If you’re asking about this because of market exposure, the takeaway is not “crash is guaranteed,” but that Goldman saw a setup where systematic selling could intensify an already fragile market. That usually means higher near-term volatility and less reliable support from typical “safe haven” trades.
[+7] u/SmoothOperator423: Market heard the new Drake album(s) I guess
[+7] u/BeautifulHoneydew316: Full port into NFTs 💀
[+7] u/Spy300: >**Wells Fargo reaffirmed** on May 13 its forecast that the Federal Reserve will implement **two quarter-point rate** cuts in 2026, despite April's Consumer Price Index and Producer Price Index both coming in hotter than expected.
This news didn't get any run because they're actively misleading you into being poorly positioned.
[+7] u/ADynes: I sold half my VOO holdings on a whim yesterday at close. Felt this whole China trip was a hail mary because something is wrong and mango is trying to fix it. Don't hate my decision......yet.
[+7] u/SoothingWafer: JPow's term concludes today.
On a totally unrelated note, a new ASMR streamer named "Big J" is now at #1 in viewers on twitch.
[+7] u/aDonkeyWithACarrot: In a sea of red.. Microsoft pulls through
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Chat how do I convince banks to let me create credit default swaps and bet against the market 🤔
[+7] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Bols mad its not up for 700th day in row off zero volume and ass economic data
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Nobody cares anymore for H200 and NVDA is trying to offload them onto China 😅😅
[+7] u/SouthNice7324: 750 today. The question is, SPY, QQQ or MU?
[+7] u/gimmethatdough: Green by open ATH by lunch
[+7] u/moorhound: Man what were people expecting out of this Beijing trip lmao
"🥭 Is gonna go over and Xi will call the Ayatollah to open the Strait and BYD will shut down so they can buy Teslas and Deepseek will be banned and China will give Taiwan to America and if all of that doesn't happen we gap down 2%"
[+7] u/Milosenpotion: Sitting on 100k of SPY 714 puts expiring next Fri, holy
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: All this red on Powell’s last day is unamerican.
[+7] u/jay4281: Imagine we close green
[+7] u/IcyDiver3484: I literally have way better luck at slot machines
[+6] u/Worth_Transition5188: There are to many bears talking shit today, I’m buying calls
[+6] u/Ok-Historian-1033: Permabers r so funny
[+6] u/Soffatjockis: This shit is going to be green by lunch.
Even without a mango tweet.
Stonks only go up.
[+6] u/DaBirdLawyer: Market red, microcuck pumping. At this point it’s just an inverse of the market
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: How tf are you nerds losing money I’m on margin and barely below my ATH with shitty meme stocks
[+6] u/MadShartHatter: Believe it or not....calls it is
[+6] u/sl3azebag: women are too hard to understand, that’s why i’ve become a bear
[+6] u/lasco10: Time to load up on more calls for next week!
[+6] u/lococommotion: Fuck
I
Got
My
AssdrilledbyCramer
[+6] u/Syllabub_Visual: My great grandmother is 108 years old. I’m gonna buy some intc today because of her. Bullish on nana 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/IcyDiver3484: Wait but some guy drew a triangle with a line going up on DRAM on Twitter, how is this possible?
[+6] u/OkEnd9276: Axios text to mango: “Meeting with China didn’t go too well? Don’t worry, next tweet is on us. No payment necessary”
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Buying dips in individual stocks: fuck no
Going long on hard dunks in indexes, fuck yes.
[+6] u/vwboyaf1: Cash out or crash out
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: MSFT is our lord and savior in a sea of blood
[+6] u/No_Conversation9545: If spy can drop to 730 I would cum
[+6] u/lasco10: I was told stocks only go up
[+6] u/ecoburner87: It's like super bullish in here still
[+6] u/zachuwf: Good day to buy DRAM?
[+6] u/sl3azebag: my relationships got shorter exp than 0dtes
[+6] u/Feisty-Payment9614: Damn POET was up like 15% AH yesterday and now down 10% pre market. Crazy swing.
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: I went balls to the walls in Reddit with margin let’s see how this goes 🤞🏼
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: #omg we are going to war for taiwan!
[+6] u/rcantu314: So Microsoft is an inverse indicator got it
[+6] u/puts_every_day: Another attempt at 740. Let's goooo!
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Yall really thought that scam artist was actually a deal maker lmfao
[+6] u/Trenavix: Another one of those days where I log out of Schwab and turn on teletubbies
[+6] u/Enjzey: spy green by open and ATH by eod
[+5] u/peterpeer9: SPY is doubling every 3 years and you people are delusional
**What you think will happen:**
Youre $55,000 in your 401k will 10x in 3 years just by contributing $80/paycheck, you pick up some 2027 flavored SNDK or INTC 10 baggers along the way, you're done working forever in like 5 years
**What actually is going to happen:**
This isn't normal. Great liquidity unwind. Memes die. Stocks die. "stocks always go up" turns to "stocks always go down" for 10 years. 10 years. You lose your job. Inflation roars on. Gas in $15/gallon and all your savings are gone. AI gave you a couple fun years on the way up, but eventually gutted your income, skills, and all your social mobility. You work as a professional dog walker for a few years to make ends meet, living in your mom's basement until she dies, but she didn't put you in the will, so you end up evicted, broke, and homeless.
[+5] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: You’re still Hormuz trading?
The rest of us are busy having a violent bull rally. When you’re ready to stop losing money, you can join us.
[+5] u/JPM1216: Who here is exit liq
[+5] u/ekpn: Go back to the woods bears. Not letting you eat from my trash cans anymore!!!!
[+5] u/Mathguy200: lol fuck you dumbass bears
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Thank bill for the MicroCOCK pump
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: I have a feeling this dip
Is going to get gobbled up, everyone’s been waiting for a pullback to buy more
[+5] u/Puzzleheaded_Owl_417: Sell everything, it is not too late.
[+5] u/aftherith: Hardware going soft Microsoft getting hard as is god''s plan
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Upvotes for people today wishing they took profits downvotes on people yesterday who said to take profit
[+5] u/darkspherei: msft baggies get a little treat
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: The real question of the day is where will the hot money go once it rotates out of chips?
[+5] u/National-Log5203: Please keep quiet and don’t tell MSFT it’s a red say today.
[+5] u/leftygrooviness: I bought shares with my HELOC. I fear today I will lose the 3rd bathroom.
[+5] u/Ok_Worldliness_2902: What was the point of the billionaire buddies on the China trip?
[+5] u/A_Guy_Oz: I’m neither a perma bull or bear, but I can tell you this for sure, whichever way I’m feeling is usually wrong. Womp womp
[+5] u/bruhyerpantsaredown: I think you should sell everything and lock in those losses for the market to be back and higher this time next week
[+5] u/_AnecdotalEvidence_: What to buy…what to buy…
[+5] u/srnx: Run is over, no more catalysts just despair
Hope you locked in gainz piggy
[+5] u/Retaining-Wall: As a one-time accommodation, tears will be permitted in the casino, but *only* at designated wimp stations. Crying outside of designated stations will not be permitted.
[+5] u/Gold-Release-1186: Yes we deserve absolute wreckage after that runup. THe shitty part is i bought calls at 3:45pm yesterday
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Go up you bastard MU
[+5] u/ConcentrateSea5895: its seeming very bullish in here atm, making me feel very scared if im being honest.
[+5] u/TropicalOinkment: FIG? How about you figma nuts hahah gotem
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: C'mon space stonks, go up pls
[+5] u/Unlikely-Profile1445: What to put $50k in long term is MSFT the play gng
[+5] u/sl3azebag: i might be retarded but at least my car is cool
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: sold early POET, next play!!!!!
[+5] u/taffy_laffy: as a guy who meme'd poet, bought in at 7 during the sell off, and liquidated yesterday.
LMAO AT BAGHOLDERS you make money on scams - in and out quick before becoming exit liquidity
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Generational buying opportunity part XXV
[+5] u/sl3azebag: looks like SPY ate too much chinese food
[+5] u/wildcat1055: Sure, I'll lose a bunch of money on my memory positions, but I'm sure AAPL will stop charging me $1k for a 64 GB memory upgrade, right?
right!?!?
[+5] u/wbradford00: So am I supposed to believe that overnight the market decided to be rational? Gtfoh
[+5] u/88Babies: Believe it or not…………… calls! 🤣
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Bulls please report to the train station you will be taken to re education camps
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: Please MSFT, don’t be gay.
[+5] u/Cybermeld: VIX is only up 9%, we can do better than this.
[+5] u/SoothingWafer: They even came for Ass Tits. ASS TITS
[+5] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: Missed overnight news. What happened for futures to be down 1%?
[+5] u/SocraticGoats: Bonds and DXY were screaming yesterday that this would happen. 4.542% on the 10 now...
[+5] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Pump microsoft!! Everything else can go to the dumpster.
[+5] u/Coogiez: Sir another candle has hit spy
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: I want whatever the nvidia sub is smoking. They really over here confident the worlds biggest company will just double in value in less than 2 years lol. They also think 30T market cap by 2030 is possible. Goddamn I’m a permabull but that’s next level
[+5] u/Coogiez: As I just went into calls yesterday and sold my puts for 80% loss. Lovely!
[+5] u/tiny_toof: jokes over time to recover now
[+27] u/Zeppu: Sell the rumor, sell the news
[+23] u/UnivalveX: after 45+ days of buying puts and getting shrek dick smacked in the face every single day, I am proud to announce I have finally ran out of money yesterday and can no longer afford any puts
[+22] u/arbitraryBlue: MSFT being green is how you know everything is FUCKED
[+20] u/I_work_too_much: I love that all of WSB is so overlevered that a -2% day is going to result in liquidation, insolvency, generational losses, and homelessness (some probably were already homeless though to be fair).
[+19] u/lionkevin713: Extremely positive about today - usually the more depressed this thread is the closer the bounce back is
[+19] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: https://preview.redd.it/cipd66xkta1h1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c81857cde01af57c6e45350a122a6ae15ef3d94
Beerrrrss right now
[+17] u/RazDoStuff: MSFT was the only one not on that plane to Beijing.
[+16] u/severed02: Open the fucking assino
[+15] u/Grunblau: As mad as people are that Trump timed the bottom, just wait until they see he timed the top…
[+15] u/shinigami_2245: Alright, I’ll say it: I don’t really care if Iran has nuclear weapons
[+14] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: "hOw mUcH l0WeR cAn iT g0?"
Some of you have never seen real panic in the market.
[+13] u/D1rtD3mon: Wow MSFT, were so proud of you, look at you go little guy
[+13] u/kwarknagel: You really have to be really retarded to panic about this after going straight up for about two months lmao
[+12] u/dreggminster: The DEAD POET Society
[+12] u/woozwoz11: Wow potential correction moment I buy in
[+12] u/Dude_HaHa: # Raise the fucking rates.
[+12] u/LabyrinthLayers: It’s almost like POET, who just reported $573,000 in quarterly revenue, is not worth a 3B market cap. lmao
[+12] u/Axonum: PANIC AND SELL EVERYTHING!
[+12] u/gamersEmpire: This is gonna be the biggest V recovery in history *huffs copium*
[+11] u/Top-Sir-1215: None of my stocks were going up anyways so this won’t really affect me
[+11] u/Robo_e: Face ripper V by noon 🥱
[+11] u/Waittoyouseemyclis: "AI can cost more than human workers now," per Axios
Fuck Axios
[+11] u/liikenneaksioma: Can’t even remember the last time we had a green day
[+11] u/civillyRange: The Thucydides Trap is a theory stating that when a rising power threatens to displace an established ruling power, the resulting structural stress makes war not just possible, but highly likely
Xi called the US a falling power to 🥭🤡 face
[+11] u/MooseyGoosey69: Margin will be calling lots of people today
[+11] u/BroadBlueberry7777: Bears are getting desperate, they lost so much and they want it back. They are gamblers who are risking everything and loses everything in the next hand.
Elites are giving you small glimmers of hope just to crush it and see how you will react when you experience true despair and lose everything.
With that said, call
[+11] u/Tadikif: green EOD, bears are gonna be so fucked
[+11] u/Ble_h: TACO is still tweeting about his retarded ball room
[+11] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Just woke up. Let me check my… oh no.
[+11] u/dabblesest: If you’re feeling bad, someone bought POET for $25 last night AH
[+11] u/Professional_Con_007: After casually gaining a trillion this week?
[+10] u/mixtape312: Who's buying the dip?
[+10] u/enc-nyc: He exchanged Taiwan for a plane full of golden tiles for his new ballroom bathroom. Bye market.
[+10] u/Round_Context_146: Freak the fk out and.. buy calls!
[+10] u/stonkguyy: Literally the 1 time I hold calls overnight smh
[+10] u/eoiioe: Powell really leaving today is just poetry
[+10] u/Mr60SPX: Holy fuck I might sell my Spotify just because that horrible new App icon.
[+10] u/bb483: today dip buyers get run over
[+10] u/8675309l: MS and Uber are already saying AI is too expensive and pulling back. Licenses are getting canceled and employees are being forced to use less AI.
We’re still in the burn cash phase of AI but AI’s leash is getting shorter so as expensive as it is getting now for AI consumers it’s about to get even far more expensive. Bond yields rising will compound the AI cash problem as treasury yields are the base of lending cash. Borrowing is getting more expensive by the hour.
The party is wrapping up.
[+9] u/AGigatonicxs: My bad i bought mu at the top
[+9] u/Bxdwfl: It's not a recession until obesity rates decline
[+9] u/WocketWaccoon: Which fat cuck bought POET at $25?
[+9] u/CallsOrPutsYES: #So uh, calls at open?
[+9] u/HDauthentic: SPY DOWN GAS UP THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK
[+9] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Holy fuk it just keep dropping
[+9] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: #SPY still up $60 for the month….. am I right bulls? Bulls? You there?
[+9] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Could have had a 704% return on potato futures this month
[+9] u/NewlyOld31: Cannot wait to buy this massive dip
[+9] u/looool_k_libtard: Can’t believe I’m experiencing another once in a lifetime crash today
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Imagine hitting retirement and cashing out from growth stocks to 100% bonds at these levels
[+9] u/wotton: NO CRYING IN THE CASINO 😭😭
[+9] u/DroidArbiter: Powell is like it's your problem now mofos.
[+9] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: is smoking allowed in the casino, I might need one
[+9] u/I_work_too_much: We are apparently witnessing a strong rotation from everything into nothing so that's fun.
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: So did all of the CEOs just go to China to get fucked up together? Where tf are the announcements?
[+9] u/Historical_Bother274: Cant wait for all the retarded "300.000.000 trillion was removed from the US stock market today" posts
[+9] u/trsx5: Thats because you missed both trades
[+8] u/Micronto65bymay: Fuck that retirement account anyway.
[+8] u/chaoticmosaic: I see no reason for this not to V
[+8] u/Icommandyou: We are due for so many chickens coming home to roost. tariffs, trade wars, gigantic US debt, strait closed by 70 days. Not a ber and this will wipe me out
[+8] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: Just gonna close the app and pretend like everything is okay. See yall Monday
[+8] u/trent_upscale: I don't even look at charts. I trade directly from the daily thread
[+8] u/hardcrepe: Buying SPY Puts. Time to whip out the furry suit.
[+8] u/SnooBeans7794: Help me Orange man, you’re my only hope
[+8] u/askmeifimacop: Everyone sell everything to pay your respects to chairman Powell 🫡
[+8] u/CursedClownz: This red day was promised to us 2,000 years ago
[+8] u/eireniconic: i'm going to be very surprised if this thing doesnt recover by noon
[+8] u/Madsen13140: Freak the fuck out and panic sell. You know the story
[+8] u/Tall_Manufacturer694: BULLS!?? BULLSS??? WAKE UPP
[+8] u/ARogueAnt: green by open lmao, full porting
750 calls on open. we all know how this ends
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Dudes are still saying green by open 😭😭😭
[+8] u/stonetrade: My prediction is that once the stock market enters the real bubble popping bear market, crypto will outperform. Take this from somebody who owns zero crypto.
[+8] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Breaking: Precious metals no longer precious
[+8] u/Miramarmechanic: You know it’s a bubble when semis move 3 percent and everyone starts looking for the exit.
[+8] u/Thotmas01: What’s the news? Did someone fuck ai earnings? Is a bank going under? Are capex loans being called in?
[+8] u/jetrawl: Yeah this one’s gonna hurt at open
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: generational dip buying opportunity
[+8] u/Beneficial-Age-9293: Damn, they made it like yesterday never happened in my portfolio. And I was partying like retirement was coming soon.
[+8] u/throwtruerateme: I had $10k to invest and literally just needed to make $100 a week from it. Little grocery money was all I asked for. Should have been so easy. My foolproof plan was to buy 100 shares of DRAM and sell ccs on it. Mustard sandwiches it is.
[+8] u/TheIncredibleHodl: This is more reaction to Treasury Yields than anything else. Look at the 30year.
[+8] u/Radiant-Place-6400: Yields ATH… Trump said military operation in Iran to be continued… Inflation spiking… Market extremely overbought according to Buffett indicator
I wonder what comes next
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: MSFT is slightly green. Dear lord what a fucked up start to the day.
[+8] u/ManonFire1224: MU on sale. Let’s get it!
[+8] u/KingRog85: Fuck your bond yields. MU calls it is
[+8] u/Willing-Angle-2203: nice, its almost like we woke up from a coma and realized the worst energy crisis of all time is on the horizon! I'm sure this will trigger logical market responses from here on out!
SPY 800 EOM
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: I'd like to extend my welcome to the MU class of May 2026
[+7] u/mehmilani: I'm pretty sure we all died during COVID and this is the purgatory. How does any of this make any sense?
[+7] u/SilentExtinction: delayed reaction to those terrible inflation numbers?
[+7] u/DufflebagJoe: This was the most obvious correction ever and I still 2nd guessed myself
[+7] u/KissMyRichard: On par with the most expensive market of all time and people are still surprised at this selloff.
[+7] u/Impossible_Top242: So see you guys in 2 hours when we’re green ?
[+7] u/aniote: ~~Beat the market~~
Beat my meat to the market
[+7] u/Redwolf97ff: Yes the market was too high, yes SPY was surging too long and too fast, but why should I- a SOFI bag holder- be forced to suffer for belligerent SPY bulls? The stock had finally crossed 16 for Pete’s sake! WHY???
[+7] u/PlentyArmy2411: Bought sndk at 1600 ama
[+7] u/8675309l: Bonds are skyrocketing. Officially yippy. If China started unloading under Trumps sleepy nose that is some epic trolling.
[+7] u/seeking-health: reason chips are tanking: [https://downloadmoreram.com/](https://downloadmoreram.com/)
[+7] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: It wasn't oil, Iran, China deals, or inflation which ruined the pump...
This dump is simply to bleed all options for opex. It'll be a choppy upwards trend to fuck puts too.
[+7] u/Lorne__Malvo__: Thank God I didn't buy those spy puts at noon yesterday I fucking hate money 🤡
[+7] u/Available_Toe7983: Is MSFT just inversing the average daily movement at this point?
[+7] u/brk816: Msft is the new vix!
[+7] u/Icommandyou: Only power point and excel can save this world
[+7] u/tika_dengu: People selling stocks to reserve GTA6 pre-order next week
[+7] u/twostroke1: Spy ATH by close.
(probably, maybe, idk tho)
[+7] u/fenton7: Just in time for all the FOMO people to get wiped out. Classic.
[+7] u/whitepug: FUCKING SOYBEAN PURCHASES HAHAHAHAHA WHAT WAS THE POINT OF BRINGING EVERY TECH EXECUTIVE 😭
[+7] u/gamersEmpire: Freak the fuck out and buy everything, its fucking starting
[+7] u/dybalapogba21: Lol oh so NOW investors care about economics
[+7] u/Crazy_Zombie8222: Bols last night were telling everyone green by open. Thanks bols.
[+7] u/Knarre30: If you buy this dip you have balls. I indeed have no balls and look from the sideline
[+7] u/psychoffs: SPY is going to rip back to flat today isn't it?
[+7] u/Knockglass: There’s actually a very blissful spot, somewhere between the panic of being down slightly and the depression of losing everything, where you lose enough to detach yourself, and give in to the tides of the market, and it’s all quite zen
[+7] u/Open_Waltz6902: Listening to Drake new album, first song is called "Make them Cry." I think he's talking about SPY
[+7] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: Jensen was there as an interpreter?
[+7] u/Nomynametoday: dont open de market please :(
[+7] u/gomper: Someone here bought Intel at 130
[+7] u/RjBloxks: Micron has completely eviscerated my port for the 2nd time this pos is going on the ban list smh
[+7] u/financiallythriving: 30-year Treasury yield tops 5.1%
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: Remember, pre market hours and after hours don’t count if it goes down.
[+7] u/GigachadInvestor: https://preview.redd.it/2dffmt9jsa1h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ddbf8aeedad045bdf3eeb9bed5447b5ac5d4b6
My callsssssss
[+7] u/Dude_HaHa: # I highly recommend Bol to buy the fucking dip.
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: Retail panic selling on a Friday gotta be the oldest news of 2026
[+7] u/housemouse431: ppl who are panicking about memory stocks are late bulls now trapped sadly
[+7] u/AmbitiousFigure1323: One of the easiest buy the dip moments
[+7] u/Fast_Signature7684: poet went from +26% AH to -14% premarket, fuck this lol.
[+7] u/mehmilani: You regards are still gonna buy. I know it.
[+7] u/Icommandyou: We got nothing out of this gyna trip I think everyone is simply fooling him by saying things he likes
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: I'm proud of all my MU guys not flipping out this morning. Stay strong boys
[+7] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: If 739 can't hold, then 738.99 is next. You have been warned.
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: Cisco top was the signal.
[+7] u/Upstairs_System_6257: I'm absolutely amazed by people still saying it's gonna be green today, bless u little retards 😭
[+7] u/Affectionate_Nose726: I’m cooked with my MU 800c Friday
[+7] u/NervousChemistry7401: Market actually making sense doesn’t make sense.
[+6] u/italianrage138: uhh what the fuck happened
[+6] u/deertracker2022: MU army:
DON'T at 750
DO at 650
Tyfyattm
[+6] u/Chemical_Computer159: Believe it or not
Sell everything
[+6] u/Meteyu32: I don’t ask for much … just memory to pretend like it’s last Friday.
[+6] u/Quixotus: All the pump this week was for the China visit. Now that shit is over, we are dumping
[+6] u/Affectionate-Idea690: Hang on pussies...opex is always wild
[+6] u/sdanielsmith: Micron might just get to a place where I'd be willing to buy. Nice.
[+6] u/Rocky_The_Champion: Welcome to 2000, 2007, 2022. Sell tech while you can.
[+6] u/FarChange6358: Changing of the guard at fed chair, our king still in China and the uncertainty of the weekend with these 2 things. 60% probability we slow bleed all day to 735 or below. V is canceled, dont fall for a small fake V at open.
[+6] u/Able-Technology-8055: Damn my spy calls dont expire til next friday but im still gonna hate to see em open at -60% 😅
[+6] u/Weak_Emu3659: My manosphere discord told me the market dropping is women's fault?
[+6] u/eskimoboob: Wow bonds are getting destroyed. Ten year is over 4.5% for the first time in almost a year
[+6] u/CursedClownz: This red day was promised to us 2,000 years ago
[+6] u/One_Confidence_7069: This ding will buff right out
[+6] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: They're hoarding chips in warehouses just to keep the other guy from getting them. Jokes on them they'll be stale before they ever open the bag. This will not end well.
[+6] u/the_prophetor_1: Bloody Friday, my gut tells me at least -3% today
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: The violent semis correction will be one for the history books. 6 weeks straight up. LOL
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: Normally you would buy long term US debt as a ballast late market cycle.
But I have absolutely zero faith in the US to get its fiscal situation back under order. I also have zero idea which direction this admin will manipulate debt markets to make insider money. Short or long we simply do not know how they plan to exploit and rob retail.
Sad because US markets used to be a leader and beacon of trust where the little guy could invest with confidence and be protected by a level playing field. If I buy these dips I'm going international ex US goong forward.
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: At this point...dont even open the market. Fuck it. This isn't going to be a good day at all
[+6] u/80sCocktail: Last time bond hit 4.5, nothing happened. Take profit and buy the dip.
[+6] u/powerboner: Today’s a good day to take out a max personal loan and buy some 6 month out calls
[+6] u/FeverTreeCloud: Oh look at that yield
Gonna be 🩸 day
[+6] u/MrBlueEyedFox: If your selling memory after that insanely bullish kioxia earnings call you might be a regard
[+6] u/Jets237: 30y at 5.1. I remember when above 5 meant bad things…
[+6] u/Miramarmechanic: I’m down 4 percent but when the options market opens I’ll be up. 50k soxl puts!!!!!
[+6] u/brute-forced: Its not black friday, it is orange friday, and you know exactly wtf im talking about
[+6] u/__nameless____: The only thing he got from the visit is that China has a ballroom, and so should the USA 🤌🏻
[+6] u/vermilli21: New bag holders of POET everyday 🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/UnitedCup1814: Man there were retards buying poet at 25 last night. Delusions of lambo cause strange behavior in lots of retards
[+6] u/TheLelouchLamperouge: Why are we down today
[+6] u/HDauthentic: Bonds going crazy right now
[+6] u/Fresh_Researcher_242: Who bought MU calls yesterday?
[+6] u/PreparationFuture792: Buying NVDA puts today?
[+6] u/Opposite-Link: BREAKING: Data centers no longer have a need for memory storage
[+6] u/big-baller-47: After a whole week of massive gains, a red light therapy for Friday isn’t so bad for my beautiful face 😎 thanks ber
[+6] u/KarlLachsfeld: Bers out in full force pre-market.
We all know how that ends.
[+6] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: There is one thing.
The last three days the market has lifted off at 9:30, as soon as the buyers showed up.
[+6] u/EntranceHaunting: The music has stopped. Please take your seat
[+6] u/RobertPaulsonXX42: Freak the fuck out. Markets fucked. Sell everything. Partys over. We havent seen these type of prices since Tuesday afternoon.
[+6] u/solidsneeze: by Wednesday today will be forgotten and everybody loading up on calls again
[+6] u/sleepygarner: The last time this happened, I panic sold everything. And then... the market hit ATH in like 3 days.
[+6] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: My MU calls not looking great
[+6] u/mrdeadhead91: I'm scared. As soon as market opens, I'm losing 5 figures 😭
[+6] u/ImLemonized: It’s so joever, pack your bags kids
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: So Mango contradicted reports that NVDA was selling their H200 to China and NVDA started tanking and taking the rest of the market with it?
Go figure, Mangos mouth is the only thing that could ruin this rally.
[+6] u/trsx5: Great $FIG entry if you're not in it yet.
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Bers celebrating SPY being at 739 is crazy work
[+6] u/TheBreadMan10: Rest in peace my port it got hit with a bazooka.. kaboom.. kablow.. kaboom
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: Bullish on walking to my kitchen for a cup of coffee
[+6] u/solidsneeze: I accomplished more this morning than 🥭 did in China
[+6] u/El_Jamonito: Ok so after an ungodly tech pump, we now have an ungodly tech dump, neither of which are based on anything substantial? Or am I missing something?
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: havin a 9am glass of wine to celebrate da money
[+6] u/coloredzebra: Mother fucker we had green for like weeks straight 😆
Market gon pull back eventually
[+6] u/sekak77: do nothing and save money. or try your luck and lose money.
[+5] u/comancheranche: But somebody said 750c was for sure he even said “trust me bro”
[+5] u/jerky-: has Drill Team 6 stopped circle jerking long enough to finally make an appearance today?
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Bill Ackman pumping MSFT bags, oh boy lol
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Yeah. I dont see this recovering today
[+5] u/WallStreetBoners: You’re a bubble, Harry!
I’m a what?
[+5] u/thegx7: I'm glad I sold all my calls yesterday
[+5] u/Jealous_Archer_4522: Talks went very very well. So well. Very well. No deals on rare minerals, Taiwan, semis etc. We did sell a little oil. I was a bit disappointed we never got TACO's but sometimes you just have to go a day or two without them. We are so winning.
[+5] u/Vlisa: Spy $3000 by open and $4.15 by close.
[+5] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Not the top. Not even close.
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Is yields above 5% good? Welcome to hell. It’s over.
[+5] u/Thumbszilla: We rotating into cannabis today?
[+5] u/letitgo99: MSFT green candle, so you know the market is tanking
[+5] u/AlGAdams: Thats my secret captain, Im always red anyway
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Friday more like FriGAY amirite
[+5] u/ClaudesSexBot: Samir, you're breaking the casino, samir, listen to my calls samir, triple caution triple caution.
[+5] u/SlfImpr: What do you call which is small and can't get hard??
*^(Microsoft)*
[+5] u/Millertimeeeee: My favorite type of day Bears celebrating before 9am and then they go into a deep depression before Noon!
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I bought some Pokémon card for 1 million, 2 weeks later that shit worth 2 million, 4 weeks later that shit worth 8 million
[+5] u/check4956: Holding MSFT feels like a hostage situation 😂
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Damn qqq drilled hard
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: You tards are gonna buy the dip, huh?
[+5] u/lionkevin713: So this may sound stupid but I heard opex day for first time and looked it up market watch has a calendar and it’s saying options stop trading today and expire tomorrow? Is this even for my 5/22 calls? Do I have to just let them ride now and eat the inevitable loss?
[+5] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: I coulda bought a 1st edition charizard before it was charizard for like 2 million that same card today is worth 25 million guess how im feelin. Charizard
[+5] u/necarpenter417: God fuck. I knew better then to fomo into mu. Yet here we are.
[+5] u/VenomBite214: It's a buying day for me. I have $15k to save some retards who want to sell at the bottom
[+5] u/NoodHigga69: Just woke up… looks like I missed the collapse of the petrodollar.
[+5] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Selling pre market like a ghey
[+5] u/Round_Context_146: i just full ported a 750c 0dte. we about to have a huge comeback
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Should have never touched Micron
[+5] u/SignificanceFew5212: Only 1 more hour before we see this sub flood with Loss posts
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: "Id like to buy one dip please"
[+5] u/QueenAlicat: Can’t wait to see all the POET people cry that the stock is down after having the most ridiculous run ever 😂
[+5] u/ContributorZero: Whoever watched this entire 1.5 year rally only to finally buy calls last week, show yourself, this is your fault.
[+5] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: POET should be down 600%. Scam stock.
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: This shits guna pump at open
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Someone with a 50x trade on nvda calls yesterday is going to let them expire worthless today
[+5] u/Notwrongmarketwrong: SPY nooooo not like this 😭
[+5] u/Superente_: How can you even call this a "dip," considering we went parabolic for 8 weeks?
We have had so many catalysts for why this market should have gone to shit, and it just kept climbing.
[+5] u/Quixotus: China visit was an utter failure by every conceivable metric.
NVDA back to $200.
[+5] u/rocier: MSFT the only thing green. I hate this clown stock
[+5] u/widerdog: im just gonna ignore my balance today
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: I bought the dip
I bought the dip dip dip
I bought the dippety dip dip
[+5] u/EasilyGod: Welcome new poverty!
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Someone give me copium we hitting $755 spy 😢
[+5] u/Beneficial-Plum7541: What am i full porting today
[+5] u/gamersEmpire: Whos margin and why is he calling 📵
[+5] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: After realizing 933% gains on my puts this morning, I have decided I want more gains.
This usually never ends well for me. But, someone has to ruin my day...
[+5] u/Madsen13140: OUVREZ LE PUTAIN DE DETROIT, ENCULES !
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Buying puts on the first pump.
[+5] u/TheGreedyGrabbler: I'm putting the ass in SaaS
[+5] u/eoiioe: Just remember, there’s someone on the opposite side of your trade smiling
[+5] u/optimaltimemism: Market is like an orgy during PM and AH. Trading open market is like being single and asked to raise someone else's child after they had an orgy.
[+5] u/Quixotus: LMAO watch the market give back all this week's gains after the abject failure that was the China visit
[+5] u/electric-sheep-1: Retail bought? Dump it
[+5] u/Automatic_Volume_908: The market is crashing, it’s over.
[+5] u/Vast_Presentation909: The 1 time i don t hold my puts
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Some of you are allergic to taking profits, and it shows.
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Be greedy when others are freaking the fuck out and selling everything because it's fucking over.
[+5] u/brobeans47: Buy the dip? (I am retarded)
[+5] u/pussinbuuts: POET $500k of sales lmao your local chinese food takeout probably has higher sales
[+5] u/Extra_Glass_678: At least we don’t have to see DRAM on all the suggestions today…….
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Is Donny back yet? Motherfuker address the nation
[+5] u/Evander85: Is this one of those silly dips that is bought up by lunch or?
[+5] u/jakeisarake: taking out a loan to buy more DRAM
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: So the china trip was just to try to sell Nvidia chips and fail?
[+5] u/ShootDminorET: Buy da dip moon on monday.
[+5] u/chekhovs_rum: Well that's a hell of a premarket dip
[+5] u/NervousChemistry7401: JPOW must have been holding the market up by himself until now.
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: If u sell on a friday, u fall for the oldest trick in the book
[+5] u/FartPolluter: I was fortunate to meet Warren Buffett in my late teens. He took me aside and told me "can you please move your car from the grass verge, there's usually a sign there" and I use his advice in my every day trading activities
[+5] u/Rocky_The_Champion: MU could sell off $250 at still be up this month. That’s why it will be down $300-400 from here by June.
[+5] u/Fast_Signature7684: if you guys learned something, then it is to buy every dip
[+5] u/wumr125: What's with the doom and gloom? This is DONALD. The bar is so fucking low.
If he gets through the trip without literally shitting himself in front of Xi the markets wil rip. Misson accomplished!
[+5] u/Beneficial_Spot_4661: If volume stays sub 5M on SPY before open, this gap is filling today
[+5] u/Midnite_07: All gonna be green around 11 AM... don't worry... It's gonna be a great Friday...
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Can't believe I copped a big L on puts I closed yesterday and wake up to this shit
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: You know the euphoria is beyond irrational when people are posting “green by open” when SPY is down 10 points in pre market.
My poots may be saved! Hoozah. Today redemption is spelled B E A R
[+5] u/music_is_gud: Now that we have run up 20% in a short period, can we pwease get a 10% pullback at least? Thanks!
[+5] u/Weak-Equal-9084: the growth was a bit unsustainable, wasnt it?
[+5] u/Inevitable_Gainz: It’s an bearish SPY etf atp
[+5] u/Key_Improvement_9229: Who turned off the money printer on POET??!!! 😡 😡
[+5] u/Jacobpapi: Nice discounts for some swingss
[+5] u/MicioBau: What a betrayal to nana.
[+5] u/Li1ght: Uvix calls are gonna print so hard
[+5] u/claytondpark: When u look at the skew levels it reflects high institutional put buying throughout this recent pump, so yeah I'm guessing they're ready to make some money off the other side of the trade
[+5] u/raisedeyebrow4891: Fucking finally… a .5% pull back
[+5] u/tldamico: Neither. Pay your rent.
[+5] u/NewlyOld31: All that gone on a one day dip? Lol damn son
[+5] u/fenton7: Noticed this. Nobody ever seems to make anything on months of green days but one red day and they are all wiped out.
[+23] u/Luketeiro: Have no clue about what to do.. but I know I will make the wrong decision.
[+17] u/SergeantThreat: 🥭 getting rednecks to say that they think ballrooms are super cool and important has been one of the funnier parts of this presidency
[+16] u/more_aero: This is actually hilarious. I sold everything yesterday.
[+13] u/Majestic_Natural_361: Let’s pump it one last time for JP
[+12] u/whagon-wheel: My kid spent about three hours on a new Minecraft world, then the power went out and it’s gone. I feel like shit for her
Puts on everything
[+12] u/TipEmpty8429: Everything red but MSFT, who said market makers don’t have a sense of humour
[+12] u/MrCoolGuy42: Oh god, I’m going to lose so much money in 15 minutes 🤢
[+12] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Markets down about 600% premarket. Wow
[+12] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: Good lord this is going to skyrocket and fill the gap before noon, isn't it?
[+11] u/CryptoBullruns: Believe or not calls
[+11] u/puffinnbluffin: Jpow fucking goat 🐐 gonna miss you my bro 👊
[+11] u/pain474: Can't wait for every tech stock to go up 5 minutes before market open so you can't buy 0 DTE calls
[+11] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: My port is -10% just pre-market! I cant take it anymore INTC MSTR HOOD COIN. I am selling everything today, and never looking back at this shit market.
[+11] u/BattleGrown: [https://www.tradingview.com/news/gurufocus:66abdd7bc094b:0-nvidia-gets-cramer-s-china-backing/](https://www.tradingview.com/news/gurufocus:66abdd7bc094b:0-nvidia-gets-cramer-s-china-backing/)
I'm selling lol
"Nvidia (NVDA, Financials) received support from Jim Cramer, who said the company should be allowed to sell artificial intelligence chips in China.
Cramer argued that keeping Chinese companies dependent on U.S. technology may be better than forcing them to develop competing chips. His comments came as Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang visited China during President Donald Trump's summit with Chinese President Xi Jinping.
Nvidia's China business has been limited by U.S. export restrictions, and the company has said its guidance assumes no revenue from China. Still, investors are watching for signs that approved H200 chip sales could move forward.
Cramer said the stock remains attractive even without China because Nvidia continues to dominate the AI chip market. The next catalyst will be Nvidia's earnings report and any update on China demand."
[+11] u/TangerineHors3: https://preview.redd.it/2pm0p7hi0b1h1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f06f82d4e5ae03f140f1631df3b5be860d5fc602
[+11] u/Marshmallowmind2: Don't do anything for first 30mins
[+11] u/CorndogSummer: 🥭 said Iran was so close to having a nuclear weapon it could’ve been only weeks we had no choice but to attack and yet absolutely nothing is happening and Iran still has their nuclear material
[+10] u/Dewton: Actual generational wealth for whoever swings today correctly lmao
[+10] u/CD274: 'Artificial Intelligence is not just a sector; it is a significant disinflationary force. It allows for productivity gains that can neutralize wage-price spirals." - Warsh
[+10] u/GarthBooks69420: SPY is on sale, it hasn't been this cheap since 2 days ago
[+10] u/OldNefariousness6277: Finally switched to calls today
I am retarded
[+10] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Full ported calls. God speed, boys.
[+10] u/Turbulent-Warthog951: bought muu shares at the top down 13% 🤣🤣
[+10] u/davidbigham: Watching my SPY call down 90% hit different.
[+10] u/skin_flute_player: Alright who bought MU at the top at 800+? Come don’t be shy, let us laugh at you.
[+9] u/TaxesRgay: I love when the market goes up 25% in a month and then you all cry when there’s a 1% pullback. It’s seriously poetic.
[+9] u/Flat-Focus7966: I have blocked calls from anyone called "Margin"
[+9] u/BooBrew32: Mango right before market close: I will wreak a terrible vengeance on Iran!
Mango right before market open on Sunday: WE'VE REACHED A DEAL! WAR OVER!!!
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: JPOW took his market with him lol
[+9] u/coolopinionlmao: this shit is about to pump
[+9] u/AMCorBUST2021: Bers aren’t people. We are f$&king animals. Do not pull over your car to take our picture. We hungry.
[+9] u/astrawberryandakiwi: Bear gang we eating today
[+9] u/OM3N1R: LOL the only green on my watchlist is oil, bonds, vix, and MSFT
[+8] u/sonspurs: Alright guys, it’s fucking over. Bears will fuck you up now.
[+8] u/HolographicHeart: Genuinely every time Kevin Warsh has been relevant the market has vomited uncontrollably. Great pick for Fed Chair.
[+8] u/ajr901: This MU drop has taken me from a $5k profit to a $3k loss.
[+8] u/RJNavarrete: 50% recovery by EOD.
[+8] u/noaholic: Sold NVDA at the top
[+8] u/SuicideSpeedrun: Guys I think this one might not be a joke
[+8] u/TommyFCLee: won't someone please think about the cannons
[+8] u/potentialPast: if we all band together and buy we can be the V we want to see
[+8] u/marvo-sr: correction before it pumps again next week ahead of nvidia earnings call
[+8] u/Oldschoolhype2: Just looked at NVDA 0dte call prices. This shit is going green lol
[+8] u/cowman711: Im a bear but im buying calls it never drops 1% pre and at open
[+8] u/Sea-Clock7827: Btw guys after market closing 💣🇮🇷
[+8] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Spy is about to kick the door down with a stupid hat on singing "sorryyyyy for Parrrrrtttyyy rockiiiinnnn" and then just nut on your Ber heads on the way up.
Way she goes boys
[+8] u/putturi_puttu: Buy the dip. Trust me.
[+8] u/hallett21: Kash Patels defense is that people drink more than him. Yea Kash there’s dudes sucking dick for drug money. Not sure how that applies.
[+8] u/hankster221: cmon spy do 750 today it'd be the funniest shit ever
[+8] u/Wrath_FMA: I keep buying the dip and it keeps dipping
[+8] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Instead of buying SPY puts, just buy MSFT
[+8] u/astromouse2024: Wsb is INFINITELY more entertaining when there’s red in the markets
[+8] u/A10cc: I wonder where we would be if tariffs never happened and the US didn't go to war with Iran. I wonder how inflation would be and I wonder if things would be as expensive as they are now. Makes you wonder if fruit salad man really was the smart choice. Sure looking like it's not.
[+8] u/LowWarthog: Hello darkness my old friend. I’ve come to lose money with you again.
[+8] u/Black_Label_36: I got absolutely no idea in which direction this is going today
[+8] u/shindiggaa: who was the retard who bought calls at 749?
[+8] u/hv876: V will, V will rock you!
[+8] u/Glad-View-5566: I am the beariest of bears.
But until something breaks, bankruptcies, liquidity events etc, there will be no huge crash.
The question is how long can we go until something breaks, that’s it.
Bought calls at the bottom today, easy scalp
[+8] u/Neat-Ambition-2977: If spy recovers to 743 by noon, ill donate 1k to a local animal shelter
[+7] u/Oldschoolhype2: We have concepts of a V
[+7] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: Everyone who has been dying to get into chips and memory, but has been waiting for a dip. This is your last chance.
[+7] u/Amitriptylinekoning: Imma pray that bears will witness the 10% MU pump today
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Tomorrow starts the 12th week of the strait being closed. It’s GOTTA matter at some point
[+7] u/KeyReaction892: If we all buy calls at opening is that like when everyone on the elevator jumps at the same time and it opens?
[+7] u/jahdyudnwl: The opening pump is going to be a mass ber extinction event
[+7] u/Phimb: Are you guys gonna hold or panic sell at open, try to time a falling knife and then lose more money revenge-trading?
Still on the fence.
[+7] u/uwvirgin: If you liked DRAM at 55, you will love it at 45
[+7] u/TheBullRunKid: Good day to buy more DRAM?
[+7] u/SarcasticTrumpet: "Extremely positive meeting"
"Bitch if you try to stop us from raping that island it's on"
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Down 5k on GLD calls. Wow
[+7] u/Incognadeau: Can’t wait for the little run up after open, catch some idiots, then big dump
[+7] u/analgape4206969: Red day to sow panic, massive pump by next week
[+7] u/ContributeAVerse: Why does the spy chart look the same as a year ago? March April drop, straight back up?
[+7] u/nzholtok: Futures don’t matter unless they side with your bull/bear thesis remember
[+7] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Please dump more so I can buy the dip
[+7] u/Powerful_Mission_655: Nice thanks buls my puts overnight was good
[+7] u/Thisispaartaaa: I didn't like that money anyways
[+7] u/snuuby: looks like another pump day to me
[+7] u/ChristianM97: MU going to hell today, DONT SELL, 1000 BY JUNE
[+7] u/helpwithbanks: Sorry guys, I finally FOMOed and got into this bull market, that's why it's crashing now.
[+7] u/FrostingOk2692: Well, good luck if you got some 1DTE calls yesterday.
[+7] u/ThinCrusts: I know profit is profit but if I held the puts for this extra 15 minutes I could have made an extra 3k buut would've been shitty if it recovered and crushed my gains.
Greed is one helluva thing
[+7] u/Samjabr: All of a sudden these NVDA $240 Calls expiring next Monday don't seem like the "free money" everyone was suggesting 😔
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: Yep this just obliterated a lot of retards
[+7] u/Abe2025: Port destroyed. That was a fun measly month.
[+7] u/WSBPleb: 2020 : GUH
2026 : MUH
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: whoever the FUCK told me to buy POET puts. I love you.
[+7] u/Beazt11123: Let's see Paul Allen's recession
[+7] u/asxp69: bought calls at the bottom let’s go
[+7] u/lSazedl: 745 calls are ez money
[+7] u/Rare-ish_Birb: JFC, who was the guy who bet $40k on F 13.50p expiring TODAY? A cool milly on that trade from yesterday.
Kudos kid.
[+7] u/YTLupo: CONGRATS BERS YOU WHERE RIGHT ONE DAY OUT OF THE PAST 32 DAYS OF ONE OF THE MOST HISTORIC RALLIES IN HISTORY, YOUR ACCOUNT STILL WON'T RECOVER.
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: This is just going to bounce between 739 and 741 all morning, isn't it?
[+7] u/International_Bee653: Stocks are barely down and comments are absolutely despairing. Stocks are down a lot today and people are meh. I think there might be bot activity here.
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: SNDK defying gravity… MU to follow in its footsteps
It has been written
[+7] u/Trashpanda7193: I’m not selling LMAO
[+7] u/McChicken_lightmayo: I could really use a V
[+7] u/yoloswaggggggggg: This is actually really bullish believe it or not.
[+7] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Us and the rest of the market
[+7] u/YTLupo: THIS IS WORSE THAN WATCHING A KEVIN HART MOVIE
[+6] u/Confident_Event9773: No crying in the casino only anger
[+6] u/Oldschoolhype2: Im thinking this doesnt last. Seen this movie too many times before. If there was a massive selloff coming, big movers would have already dumped it a lot more AH.
[+6] u/Big_Red_Dogs: The Bondi curse strikes again.
[+6] u/1moreloser: She say she love me
But all we do is fuck and fight
SPY $750
[+6] u/Abe2025: This will be the biggest dump in history if it continues after open
[+6] u/GrondForGondor: What are we doin here. Puts in the morning, calls for after lunch V?
[+6] u/Feisty_Ad7858: This V will be bloody diabolical
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: They can’t wait to pump this at open immediately
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: The V is going to be crazy
[+6] u/scoh-chan: Ok, red day allowed to say goodbye to JPow
[+6] u/SamSpade78: I got the watch. I’ll see you fishheads in Valhalla
[+6] u/DingleJingle_: Only regarged bers think this drop is going to last.
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: MU 850C 0DTE on open, no balls
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Everyone calling for calls at open. So that means puts! But wait , there's more...they know we know that they know we know...so yeah
[+6] u/Unique_username93_: Oil getting to the price of an incoming axios article
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: This clown bubble market is going to absolutely rip at open.
There is no data that matters.
[+6] u/TequilaTrader: So glad it’s Friday.
[+6] u/astrawberryandakiwi: 10 year just hit 4.5%. Glad to be sitting in cash
[+6] u/zug_moneycomes: It is not red day, it is just market crying after papa :(
[+6] u/RemarkablePut971: no way these things aint gonna V at 10 am.
SPY calls at open
dont dissapoint me boi.
[+6] u/tiger1191: Congratulations to everyone who took profits on AI. The run is over.
[+6] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Daily thread should be entertaining today at least.
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: The market will bleed as a tribute to Jpow’s last day 🫡
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: There’s gonna be a bait pump at open, don’t fall for it
[+6] u/OMFG789: My hedge is too small
[+6] u/CrabyDicks: Cool so holding the TSLA calls I was up 130% on was not the move...
[+6] u/Distinct_Car7737: I'm gonna buy in panic
[+6] u/SergeantThreat: It was nice to have a quieter 🥭 for a few days while he got schmoozed in Beijing
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Already starting to rip. Holy fuck this bubble market will fill this gap within an hour
[+6] u/lschoch2: I should have sold mu when it was 10% higher
[+6] u/Snoo23417: I'm afraid this is just another way they've found to break more bear hearts.
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pudding599: MSFT be saying "these poor peasants
[+6] u/No-Insurance100: Last time I got excited about a -1% day, it recovered to almost green by EoD, so I'm not gonna get burned again
[+6] u/IntellectualRetarded: All i see are new entry points
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: theres people that bought MU at 800 expecting it not to pullback lmao
[+6] u/YTLupo: IRON CONDOR TURNED INTO ALUMINUM CONDOR OVERNIGHT
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: MU bulls ur 2 week out expiry 1000 calls are gone 😂
[+6] u/NotMe357: 2 more days like this and 90% bulls in here will be homeless.
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: Looks like i am gonna be a MU shareholder eod 👀
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: MM SAW ALL YOUR GAINS POST
AND HAD ENOUGH
[+6] u/running_to_empty: EZ mode is turned off. Get F’d Bolz. Haven’t been able to say that since the Iran War started.
[+6] u/Beginning-Fig-9089: Robinhood introducing the all new...Panic Sell button.
Patented design allows you to liquidate all positions as market orders.
Included with Robinhood Gold
[+6] u/gopoohgo: Holy shit. CRBS' giant GPU apparently has giant amounts of AIDS
[+6] u/tcmart14: Oh shit! Everyone, freak the fuck out and jack off!
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: Literally free money to buy every single dip possible it’s wild
[+6] u/bronzewhale: Oh yeah, we're volatile
[+6] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: You got calls, didn't you
[+6] u/DuAbUiSai: come on MU fight it!! 🙏
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: What's the volume on MU? Must be insane
[+6] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: MU's fight is bullish
[+6] u/shaun678: My Microsoft and Netflix is inverse market etf
[+6] u/spellbadgrammargood: That China visit was a nothingburger
[+6] u/RemarkablePut971: o ohhhh
is this the reckoning day, where i lost my 3 days worth of gains.
looks like it is
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: They said fuck letting shit expire itm
[+6] u/A10cc: Man all this winning is just too much. So much winning I don't know what to do with myself. Health insurance premiums doubled. Gas over $5. Inflation roaring back. The US using $8 million dollar missiles, only for them to get owned by $50k drones from Eyeran. So much winning you guys.
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: Will be honest, this is not falling nearly fast enough given the circumstances. All fundamentals are pointing to the idea that governments are being called on their bs and will be forced to stop printing all while geopolitical issues remain. Meanwhile, VIX is still below 19 and SPY is barely holding a 1% down so far even though we’ve had a ripper to the upside the last month so there’s plenty of froth to wipe out before you start getting to true support levels.
[+6] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: You bought the top didn’t you? 🫵👁️👄👁️
[+6] u/dreggers: ok bears, you had your fun. Now it's time to close your puts for the V
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: Bonds are the free money now
[+6] u/HealthMoney5881: MSFT up.. it’s officially over
[+6] u/renato502: Damn the bubble has popped guys, we are all the way back to levels of yesterday PM
[+6] u/teamdiabetes11: Watch me catch this falling kni- FUCK MY FUCKING HAND!
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Lol retail trying to buy this dip and bond yields just keep ripping. Smart money is selling.
[+6] u/UnderB0SS: Hey buddy, join in or step out of the circle, but don’t just stand and judge.
[+6] u/No-Relationship8261: This doesn't even qualify as a dip in my book. It ain't even -10%
[+6] u/Berto_: Imagine not buying the dip
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: It's not even that bad
[+5] u/melvinzee: Imagine we close green.
[+5] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: No real positive news…watch a shrek dick get dropped at open
[+5] u/linnanetheman: What else could possibly print
[+5] u/ValueOfADollar: big dump then big v then big dump then big v then big dump
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Puts closed out at open. Tied up a bit of the house money in dumb Calls and fortunately all cash is now unsettled in Cash only to keep me from being stupid. Closing the app.
Market can self immolate I need to fill up the gas tank with the profits so Idgaf.
Good luck and have a good weekend to both 🧸s and 🐂s.
Also PDT Rule removed June 4th!!!! 🎰🎲🤑
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: We might be at the bottom for the day
[+5] u/stefanone: nothing will make you feel more bipolar than watching the stock market
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: Like always i just bought spy 0dte calls and now I wait for the v and then sell for 500% profit
[+5] u/CryptoBullruns: $200 0DTE SNDK pump?
[+5] u/Rinolboss: Dump dump dump, sub gets way funnier when its bear season
[+5] u/odity9: The 30yr is in the room with us now.
[+5] u/Rosella2562: That's it - If the market doesn’t give me a 10x for my birthday today I’m done with this 😤 (jk will be back on Monday, see you guys at open)
[+5] u/Curious-Bird-8159: MSFT only one green now? How the turn tables
[+5] u/Fact-Resident: MOMMY!
IT’S OOOVERR!
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: At this rate Gold will be free by end of year
[+5] u/Dewton: Pretty sure there will be no V if we go pass the gamma flip line right? Or am I regarded
[+5] u/polodolo98: Circuit breaker type day, bulls will be severely hurt trying to buy at open
[+5] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: That 🥭 cope post about Xi calling the US a declining nation is pure comedy lmao
[+5] u/giannisismyman: There are people on here who will see that Trump just bought NVDA; see it dip this morning, and still not buy.
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: 0DTE SPY CALLS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
[+5] u/Yonderbeyonder: The market will open
Some of you may lose money
Some of you may make money
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Reddit is red in all cases lmaooo
[+5] u/Particular-Cake-6430: Two factor authentication is getting ridiculous.
[+5] u/cobs321: Just turned 2 weeks of ghey ber losses to profit on 2 overnight spy puts lool
[+5] u/Mental_Diet1533: Yea they are not gonna let it go more than this.
ACTIVATE THE PRINTERS. CALLS FROM HERE
[+5] u/Accomplished-Air4393: Sold my puts. They will probably 4x or something now since I sold. Happy to just take the $.
[+5] u/davidbigham: MSFT is the new inverse market ETF.
[+5] u/Quirky_Push_2506: Day 315 of patiently waiting for SNDK to go back under 30 so I can buy the dip
[+5] u/OneContract7938: Well I guess the answer was in fact not calls
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: msft being green is actually the funniest cherry on top of this no good very bad terrible day
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: The post nut clarity market is hitting
[+5] u/lostinspacs: Yields are scary right now. Get ready for the 🥭 tweet
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Even a 400 point pullback takes us to 7400
We’re so overextended, the index was never going to keep going up 100 points a week
[+5] u/b1gb0n312: Anyone crying in the casino?
[+5] u/longGERN: 744p bought yesterday will printttt
[+5] u/csklmf: Why big drop?
1. 10 years T yield spikes
2. No major agreement between mango and Winnie
3. Inflation data worrisome
Today is volatile, next week we are back to Bears are still fuked.
[+5] u/Elbeske: Is premarket red just because?
[+5] u/Boheed: It's fun how the new norm is wild swing, a few theta days, and another wild swing
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Did that chick say something about the dow again?
[+5] u/Boheed: ANALYSTS: they'll walk away from Iran because it's the only thing that makes sense
INVESTORS: 😌
ADMINISTRATION: newsflash assholes, we're never leaving Iran
INVESTORS: 😳
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Green, green, what is your problem green, what is your problem?
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: Fuck who tricked me into thinking NOK was going to $20? Fuuuuuuck
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: TACO said China has not purchased Nvidia’s, $NVDA, H200 chips, despite U.S. approval for sales"
[+5] u/HeightDisastrous5130: SPY is Red
My balls are Blue
My MacBook Pro is Dead
Poet puts will DO
[+5] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: Vanguard doesn't update for 20 minutes, I haven't lost anything yet, hah silly bears
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Micron bulls how’s that fomo tasting right now
[+5] u/csklmf: now, everybody follows SNDK
[+5] u/patricktu1258: WE ARE SO BACK
nvm just practicing for later
[+5] u/qui_tam_gogh: We’re lost without the steady, iron fist of Jeronimus Powell.
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: we’re probably gonna have wild whips and close +/- .2% of where we opened
[+5] u/99Fan: Great day to be a dip buyer
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Looks like that 10 year came to wreak havoc today
[+5] u/TreGet234: Looks like i bought the sandisk top at like 1350$.
Nah, 2000 in 2 months, 3000 in 4 months, 5000 in the final blow off top.
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: What atrocities have I awoken to?
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: Cheering msft for being up .6% like its up 5% makes me feel like an old man.
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: I use big words to confuse my wife on purpose so she loses interest, she can never know what am I gambling on
[+5] u/Neader: Stop rising I want to buy the dip
[+5] u/rholt168: it really is about to go back up lol
[+5] u/Mr-Bonnet: WHY WOULD JOE BIDEN DO THIS?
[+5] u/PlasticBirds: FREAK THE FUCK OUT
SELL SELL SELL
[+5] u/ZYHUA: I Called the TOP for Semis,
I told you to go all in $SOXS
If you missed the way up, DO NOT miss the way down
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Pick up calls and set your phone down kinda day
[+5] u/Neader: I am loaded the fuck up on calls this could be so bad
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Only retards buy the top.
I'm retards.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: I look away for a second and SNDK red again
[+5] u/Thick_Supermarket254: Drill team 6 reporting for duty
[+5] u/qrqrafafzvzv: OK bought a couple puts and a couple calls. I have anchored QQQ here for the rest of the day.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Might be a goodmoment to buy gold again? 🤔 it's been consolidating and lots of ai stonk profits ready to flood into gold as hedge funds diversify.
Could also break all support and drop to the depths of hell.
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Green by open derrrr. I’m retarded derr
[+17] u/Most-Cloud: crazy how often an option tanks after you buy - you can watch it jump around for 10 minutes and as soon as you hit buy - giant dick
[+14] u/Leather-Spray9263: Gonna need a tweet here please Donny
[+13] u/ten7four: SPY up: YESSSSSSSS LFGGGGGGGGG
SPY down: fucking rigged fucking bullshit ass fucking market
[+12] u/weewoowewoooo: So we went to China to basically get nothing and be called a declining nation in front of everyone. Lmfaooooo
[+12] u/uptheirons75: What happened to the nice green colors I’m used to seeing on my screen???
[+12] u/abused-throwawayy: Vix doesnt even track a god damn thing anymore fuck this dumb bullshit
[+11] u/rioferdy838: I successfully bought the top on INTC.
I swear I have a gift for this shit.
[+11] u/clockwork5ive: Imagine holding a worthless asset like BTC over the past 5 years for a measly 35% gain.
🫵😂
[+11] u/Iunatic: Remember to wait for MSFT 600 before FOMOing in
[+11] u/tropicalia84: yes calls are safe
no puts won't print
you're welcome
[+10] u/citneca: https://preview.redd.it/6b6posp57b1h1.png?width=1017&format=png&auto=webp&s=f333a67c7fc0a20cac1f094fc3ef07dcb56f92b8
[+10] u/Horror_Yam_9078: Green by EOD, SPY $800 by June, Gas to $6.50/gal by July, CPI + 5% in August, Deaths by starvation up 300% by September, Civil Unrest and Bread Riots by October, Home Evictions in the millions by November, SPY $1050 by December.
[+10] u/tropicalia84: # AS IF THERE WAS EVER ANY DOUBT
# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS
# ONCE AGAIN!!!!
[+10] u/Spok3nTruth: Easiest dip buy of my life lmao
[+10] u/youyololiveonce: Already know this is going to be green by end of day
[+10] u/tropicalia84: It's Friday
Everyone on Earth knows that this shit is going to go absolutely parabolic with a massive ramp into end of day
That's why everyone is buying the dip with both hands right now regardless of economic bs
[+10] u/scm66: I swear, $200k a year is the new $100k a year.
[+10] u/SetRestart: Try not to overreact bear edition
[+9] u/kkpq: Markets lowering their values to half-mast to salute JPow
[+9] u/-medicalthrowaway-: The real question:
Why is my spotify icon a disco ball 🪩
[+9] u/ihopethisworksfornow: China:
>Directly asserts that the U.S. is a fading hegemon and if our two nations can’t figure out how to be chill it will result in disaster
United States:
>Cool man haha you’re so right can you please buy more jets bro please I told Boeing you’d buy more jets and Baron opened a huge long position
[+9] u/Iunatic: #Chinese new year, celebrating year of the BULL. LMAO
[+9] u/lookingforajob2020: SPY dip buyers already rejoicing
[+9] u/IronicallyCanadian: Stock Jesus, I'm really not asking for too much. If we can just see spy 800 by end of day today I will be able to look my children in the eyes once again
[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: most obvious bull trap i've seen in a while
[+9] u/fewthingsarerelated: Cmon 🥭 post a dumbass tweet about how great ur trip is and pump the market
[+8] u/QuantrixQuintrix: The market is actually rigged against me. My god.
[+8] u/neverseengreen: Today is gonna end flat or like .2% up
[+8] u/MrT_IDontFeelSoGood: Gotta hand it to bols, they’ve somehow avoided -2%+ days with insane Vs. It’s gotta stop eventually but their regard strength is commendable
[+8] u/Ok_Frosting_7376: It feels like the real drop hasnt come yet
[+8] u/captain_casino: MU red and MSFT green is truly deranged
[+8] u/sour-sop: Guys stop panic selling. It’s that easy
[+8] u/ZiiC: My landscaper just asked if I knew what trading was, I asked him if he meant day trading. He said I don’t know something with stocks, I’ve been hearing you can make a lot of money and need help. Is the top in?
[+8] u/Shot-Bowl3016: What are your plans for your $9?
[+7] u/kevbot234: Ok im ready for this v everyone keeps going on about
[+7] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: If someone did the literally opposite of every move I've made this year, they easily be able to retire comfortably
[+7] u/Happy-Champion1661: I THOT TODAY WAS DIFFERENT.
TURNS OUT, NOTHING EVER GOES RED. LMAO
[+7] u/Specialist-Yam318318: Typical V shape coming
[+7] u/teh_herper: #STONKS ONLY GO UP DIDN'T YOU LEARN THAT IN SKEWL
[+7] u/Leading_Form_8485: 8 trades. +$30. Im the best
[+7] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Someone in here bought POET at the top, twice.
[+7] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Bulls can't even take a little shit talking. Such pussies.
[+7] u/LostMallDoll: ber is such greedy fat unloved bitch
[+7] u/AppealDemon: Wow I watched my spx calls go from -10k to +14k. I want to vomit and do it again.
[+7] u/Sengle473: Why is the market red? This is heresy.
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+7] u/Flokithedog: Shopping day,
MU, GEV, NVDA, AMAT, FCX.
GO GO GO, BUILD YOUR WEALTH GENTLEMEN, AND LADIES
[+7] u/fromthepharcyde: Barron bought. Pump it
[+7] u/timetopractice: Don't trade when family is in town I lose $ every time
[+7] u/BigSnow7033: Someone has the script - please share
[+7] u/Lapidated_Llama: No shit stoppped buying MSFT calls Wednesday. The market hates me
[+7] u/Appropriate_Ice_7507: My pussy is red red red just like my portfolio! wtf??? Mamma needs to get some $ for implants
[+7] u/Plastic-Raspberry347: You know as well as I do how fast a V forms.
[+7] u/SerialStrategist: MSFT finally getting laid after months of no action.
[+7] u/MrYamaguchi: Everyones calling for a dump = recovery.
Everyone saying no way the market can keep pumping = new aths incoming.
When everyone says new aths will keep coming = bear market.
[+7] u/WannabEngineer: They dump the market overnight and then get their interest free 401k deposits. Calls.
[+6] u/Nickzpic: Sold my puts at the bottom and switched to calls now we blast off
[+6] u/ScarletHarpy93: This V just as mythical as the V that most of the men in this thread chase at Wendy's.
[+6] u/WhiteSock_: Game idea: try to guess what the indexes are actually doing by reading the daily thread.
Comments: „V“, „we’re pumping“, „is this the bubble pop?“, „it’s crashing“
Reality: flat
[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: China cucked 🥭 on TV for everyone to see
[+6] u/Lytalm: This market is truly hillarious.
[+6] u/Dr_Gauntlet: NVDA, hurry up and get to 235 today. My Calls for earnings would like that very much.
[+6] u/greg_r_: J Pow my GOAT. 9x'd my net worth during his tenure.
[+6] u/Keiigo: Everything goes down and MSFT goes up
[+6] u/Alert-Pipe-3005: All those CEOs went to China and didn't get shit. Now my stocks are fuk sigh
[+6] u/xeuropa: MSFT fo fiddy next week🤌🤌🤌
[+6] u/DeHunter_54: SPY GO UP SPY. UR GOING IN THE WRONG DIREC
[+6] u/LostMallDoll: China and US are obviously BFFs
[+6] u/BaxterrStockman: Fake af dump lol, I’m loading calls EOD like a true wsb regard 🤌
[+6] u/zoomin1098: it appears the talks in gyna are not going that well.
[+6] u/Overdue_bills: Wake up in the morning, buy Calls, go back to sleep. Wake up later today and sell them for profit. How do you guys not learned this yet.
[+6] u/sylphvanas: 1% red days not allowed anymore? What a scam
[+6] u/Castopliani: You know there is a ber out there who gave up and bought calls at close yesterday
[+6] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Can't be a millionaire if you don't full port in one direction everyday 🤷♂️
[+6] u/ScarletHarpy93: I don't want a girl who's into my 0 day plays on MUtarded stocks. I want the kind of girl that moans at my 5% yield on 30 year Treasuries.
[+6] u/TieDependent3180: Sometimes I feel like the bear vs bull comments here are written with sincerity. Very retarded
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: SPY wants to go up. Don't fight it. Calls all day baby
[+6] u/TinyDelegation: Finished the day with $50 profit. Good luck fellas, hope you all finish green.
[+6] u/AlphaStreet_LN: I have mismanaged my portfolio so badly in the last 6 months that when bad things happen to me now, I think to myself ‘yeah, deserved’.
[+6] u/Dependent-Entrance56: Made 4.5k off MSFT today wow
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: Did we destroy the 800 call wall on MU yet
[+6] u/tropicalia84: # YOU WATCHED THIS HAPPEN THE LAST TWO TIMES THERE WAS A DIP AND YOU DIDN'T BUY CALLS AND GET 200% GAINS FOR A THIRD TIME IN A ROW?
[+6] u/AdCritical5383: I can’t wait to sit down at my computer, ingest various stimulants, and stare at my screen all day.
\#thegoodlife #blessed
[+6] u/Sick0h: Oh, I’m sorry. Did you forget this is a BULL MARKET
[+6] u/RemoteDrink8229: Am I dumb for buying silver
[+6] u/RevolutionaryKing686: No matter what! Bulls are always wining buy the dip!!
[+5] u/chainerection: MU is ruining my Tokyo Trip
[+5] u/Hot_Lingonberry5817: Higher yields, absolutely zero fucks given.
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: More volume in the first 5 minutes than the first 15 minutes of the last two days. We might have something here boys and girls.
[+5] u/sibalbyonshin: Microhard from now on
[+5] u/hudson701: Sooooo choppy. Caution when entering those 0DTEs! In and out ASAP.
[+5] u/DancingCow: Sorry guys, my cat accidentally stepped on the down button.
I fixed it, we're all good now.
[+5] u/TurbodToilet: This type of price action genuinely makes me sick to my stomach
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Ok bears we'll make you a deal. You buy long duration bonds so that we can keep pumping stocks, and we laugh at you a little bit less
[+5] u/Qwerty0844: I don’t enjoy playing this game when I’m not winning
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: Black Friday, everything on sale
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: What I find annoying is this was planned by MM
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: got greedy....hung onto my nvidia calls
[+5] u/Thetatterer: What AI writes this hogwash on robinhood Digests stock updates? It’s like made up and recycled BS
[+5] u/GreatTea3415: SPY 745 again by EOD. No way Trump doesn't pump this
[+5] u/ten7four: SPY has had 6 consecutive green weeks, will be 7 if current prices hold.
If SPY closes below 737.62, it would be our first red week since the week of March 23rd-27th.
[+5] u/jijitalk: DUM DUM BERS, TAKE PROFIT NOW OR GET WIPED.
BEST REGARDS,
BOLS
[+5] u/InevitableAd2436: Everybody knows this is closing green
No one gives a fuck about the 30 year anymore
[+5] u/YeezyThoughtMe: We going green baby. LFGGGGG SPYYYY I NEED ME A NICE WEEKEND SEND OFF!!!
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: Guys wtf is MU doing
[+5] u/Redsirr: It’s gonna go back up
[+5] u/Andymilez: Ok stonks, you can go back up now
[+5] u/Old_Cartoonist3930: I want to die I just bought Mu at 762 last night.
[+5] u/PumpumClap: My MSFT position is in the green what is happening
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Wild... MU dropped 10% on tuesday and pulled a full recovery by 3:30 and now 5% is the end.
[+5] u/cjt2159: I need things green NOW. Or I die a virgin
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Looks like casino red today, boys?
[+5] u/miata_only: Some people are saying that the President met with General Tso on the trip to Beijing, you guys.
[+14] u/OptionsHuduga: 90% of this sub just filed bankruptcy because of todays "recession"
[+12] u/AMX_revue: Crazy how you type V and get upvotes, type puts and get downvotes, it’s like this sub is filled with bots now 💀
[+12] u/joshuarobinsonmsu: fine. i sold. you can pump now
[+12] u/Gold-Bid-6169: Bear trap bull trap … here a trap there a trap everywhere a trap trap
[+12] u/Constant_Ad_3070: Honestly? I bought more calls. We’re closing green
[+10] u/DarkR124: https://preview.redd.it/ceyzy8whhb1h1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25df46a98ac63e896191732173120596024335e5
[+10] u/cgonz15: Spy either 745 or 735 but do something!!!
[+10] u/Phaeax: we may never see 740 again
[+10] u/bigjimsribs: That V coming any second right?
[+9] u/blemdemman: It’s exhausting to start your day already feeling like you’ve lost.
[+9] u/nikerock: Why doesn't $SPY just keep going up so we all make money? Is it stupid?
[+9] u/Environmental_Tap_25: wait the market really thought china was gonna cut 🥭 a deal? Markets belief in him continues to amaze me
[+9] u/Puzzleheaded-Crew668: Decided to check back on spy to see if it pumped only to see bears and bulls crying
[+9] u/9LegParlay: just a bear trap people
[+9] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Bought nvidia 3dte 240 calls cheap at the bottom and they’re up 20% already. If nvidia does a v before market closes then I’m clear
[+9] u/kairepaire: **CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL TOP SELLERS**
[+8] u/isospeedrix: I’m only down 90% on Msft calls instead of 98%
[+8] u/wafflepiezz: # HOW THE FUCK DID $SNDK TURN GREEN LMFAOOOOOOO
[+8] u/Either-Anteater-7403: If MSFT closes at 440 ill jizz on my phone screen
[+8] u/jusjones314: MU 800C 05/15 @ .21 cause why not? SNDK recovered, so can MU 🤷🏾♂️
[+8] u/CPR123_: Patiently awaiting the big fat V
[+8] u/ParticularWarthog319: Bag holding MSFT calls and sold yesterday to take small loss. Story of my life
[+8] u/Own_Maximum8989: Who else bought the dip
[+8] u/Environmental_Tap_25: oh well, i live with my parents, if my portfolio gets wiped it is what it is
[+8] u/Upper_Possession6275: Guys I’m starting to think I don’t actually understand trading and economics
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #This is the worst market crash in human history LMAO🤌
[+8] u/nick8852: So no shot of spy recovering? Bought calls when it was at 742 sheesh
[+8] u/Okami_The_Sun: New Fed chair might need to introduce 50y bonds at this rate
[+8] u/killainvest: So did 🥭get punked in china?
[+8] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: We might sit here all day because of OP Ex
[+8] u/Outrageous-Fun-3095: Sndk not even red means it’ll pump like crazy on a good day
[+7] u/Kind-Recognition4528: Wtf is happening? I was masturbating and came back to lose 5k
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: as long as retarded bears remain this insufferable, we will continue to gape what remains of their assholes.
every, day.
[+7] u/Provolone-Jones: 🎶 Ain’t no spike high enough. Ain’t no dip low enough. Ain’t no margin wide enough to keep me from holding this bag babe 🎶
[+7] u/tocinoman: Playing 0DTE SPY on OpEx day is certainly a choice. I hope y'all have your limit orders set.
[+7] u/ridina05: HOLD UP ITS HAPPENING
[+7] u/Mozart69-Nice: Legendary V incoming
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: This V is about to snatch the last drop of hope bers have in their sorry lives
[+7] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Unreal pump next week off NVDA earnings and then mother of all crashes the week following
[+7] u/Big_Commission_1173: Anyone know how i can get a refund? Don't want to play anymore
[+7] u/Czyzzle: SPY forming a "deep in my ass" technical chart candle on the 1 hr chart
[+7] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: We need a ‘08 crash to help these Gen z’ers feel pain.
[+7] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Guys im down 35k please stop
[+7] u/No_Mall_8004: Gotta shoot a dildo past 742 to get it rolling
[+7] u/westernwasteland: Sell in May and go away.... Ain't really looking like it.
[+7] u/iamthetimby: Bought DRAM calls on the dip
[+7] u/True_Job_7845: Oprah: YOU get theta and
YOU get theta and
YOU get theta!
[+7] u/justlosinmoney: I bought calls we are going down
[+7] u/jerm2z: I'm rooting for the apocalypse just so I can make $100. I have no shame.
[+7] u/ilikemgs: I’m getting my ass kicked here boys 1 like = 1 prayer
[+7] u/calvin_tam: Everything is on sale today, why aren't you buying
[+7] u/idontknow1967: Sometimes you just get your ass beat honestly.
[+7] u/TokiAsuma: Days like this made me realize I should just keep scalping. Yeah, I missed out on +5k at the peak but if I held, I would have been red now.
This shit is brutal
[+6] u/Antibody-Scientist: It’s happening!! Hold on tight
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: SNDK showing strong support at the 20 day SMA
looking really bullish
[+6] u/Humble_Code_6501: Im feeling completely abused by algos and AI
[+6] u/InfectedClit: We are Crab People now 🦀
[+6] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: Someone bought SPY 750 calls for today. 😂
[+6] u/blemdemman: these retards went to China just to have a field trip oh my lord
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/maldinisnesta made a bet that SPY would go to 600.0 within **4 weeks** when it was 711.214 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 2 wins and 10 losses
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[+6] u/InfectedClit: THE DIP IS REAL AND STRAIGHT
[+6] u/Puzzleheaded-Crew668: Exited spy calls up 90%. See y’all next weekend to lose it all
[+6] u/unhappyreach_: Can we get a fucking tweet or something dame
[+6] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: I spy a V about to blow my account to the moon
[+6] u/Liquidsnake959: Can someone please explain todays sell off?
[+6] u/Specialist_Exam_8433: Ngl I think I'm just gonna play POET's pump and dumps for the rest of the year instead of touching other stocks
[+6] u/get_da_maney: We’ll be back to 743 in a few hours
[+6] u/AntiOriginalUsername: 🥭 has no wifi on the plane he can’t even tweet man it’s joever.
[+6] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Been spending most my life living in a range bound scalpers paradise
[+6] u/thewayyoulook2night: \+3k on 0dte calls, can't say it didn't get dicey. Gonna call it a day before I get trapped.
[+6] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: Market crashed to levels not seen since... Wednesday.
[+5] u/Podop29: today I will make 1 million dollas
[+5] u/alexmark002: I'm so fking happy rn
[+5] u/Provolone-Jones: I double dog dare you to buy the dip and hold through the weekend
[+5] u/techlogger: MS Office is the new oil and memory
All Hail Clippit !
[+5] u/Whoopziedaisy: The U.S. economy has no choice but to print through its debt, continue pumping equity markets, and hang on for dear life.
The dollar is losing value and the AI investment is too much to raise rates against inflation
This is a calls all day scenario 3 6 months out
[+5] u/leftcheeksneak: This is going to rip at open isn't it?
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: My anus Is getting pounded hard and deep by Tesla . wtf do I do
[+5] u/WeakPeak1015: The only stock I have that is green is MSFT HAHAHAHA
[+5] u/westernwasteland: No v today sorry bulls 6 days up don't get greedy
[+5] u/Traditional-Koala927: Why are bears excited about theta? Just buy call options and wait until said options can be held for free when stocks pump
[+5] u/pinkerton_gov: Gotta say, this China summit looks like a complete fail. All we got out of it was 200 Boeing planes?
[+5] u/Beneficial-Sail-6139: Is this gonna be a retarded day to send us into the weekend where we sit around waiting for Monday
[+5] u/unbenchhench: made money on both sides today LFG
[+5] u/xMentoss: Red? Time to buy some more.
[+5] u/Thecreamcheeze: Only 🥭 could bring our 30yr yield to 5.1 %. Great work fat boy
[+5] u/Spiritual_Storm7363: Ahhh sold my puts way too early.
[+24] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Gambling is so much fun when you are on a winning streak.
I am not on a winning streak.
[+17] u/Pizza_n_Tendies: Got my brother into options trading. It was the only way I could think of to get rid of his wife.
[+13] u/TreeofLibertyFood: Wen V? I might need to refinance my 📦
[+13] u/igotthis_man: Spy gonna close green buy 0dte calls
[+12] u/Jagged_Tide: Holy fuck. I would’ve been fine if I sold all my shit in the morning and stopped. I’m just fucked now
[+11] u/Slightlybadpicks: I got a warning from my leasing office that I gotta stop smoking in my balcony. The fuck? Its my balcony. I gotta find the rat now. 🤬🤬
[+11] u/Suavecore_: Nvda desperately trying to claw its way back up before earnings so it can dump harder
[+11] u/DiamondHands667: I swear life is better when you stop trading 0DTEs
[+11] u/netflix-ceo: Everything is pointing to an attack this weekend, but then you see 🥭 spent hundres of millions in US equities, then you realise that it will 100 % be a taco. No way 🥭 does something that impacts his wealth
[+10] u/RoofNatural: fuck it 1% candle coming
[+9] u/Sea_Variety_1691: Yesterday was legendary bait
[+9] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Oil and the VIX jumping together again. That means it's TACO time.
[+9] u/EagleNoahg: What was that huge volume wick to 742 even
[+9] u/Material-Gift6823: Rip the guy that sold Microsoft yesterday and bought something else at the top.
[+9] u/100xOrBust: Imagine how bullish it would be if that china trip wasn’t a total waste of time. Semis would be up 25% at least
[+9] u/CheapHero91: SaaS recovery rally will be missed by many
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: I’m going to Jensen Huang myself
[+9] u/JJlaim: Can MU stop fucking around and already pump above 800
[+9] u/G0RD0N_CLARK: No baby talk in the casino.
[+8] u/Madrid_Fan: I bought the dip and the dip won
[+8] u/Prince_Chunk: Close green one more time for old time sake for J-Pow 🫡
[+8] u/ninja_mon: Already down 7k. What is going on?
[+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: Interactive brokers app does this thing that on a big move, either up or down, it glitches for a moment while it refreshes the chart and updates prices. That brief flicker is like a box of chocolate; you'll never know if you'll get tendies or Aids.
[+8] u/low-ranking_toilet: Once this consolidation is over were ripping cause its nice out today
[+8] u/PrematureJack: All I’m asking for is the total collapse of the world economy so that I can make like 300 dollars, I don’t think that’s too greedy of me
[+8] u/Bulky_Jellyfish9012: The U.S. stock market really seems to be in a strong bull market these days. Even today’s pullback doesn’t look like much of a correction.
[+8] u/silver0199: Calling it now, last 15 minutes going to be wild
[+8] u/Feisty-Basis7903: She wants to go up, I think
[+8] u/ShadyPotatoTrader: Guys I just zoomed out, so much better out here, come check it out
[+8] u/GrassOrAss954: Great day to exit at 8:45 and do absolutely nothing since its Theta Rape Friday. Too bad I didnt do that.
[+8] u/madsdawud: The tech dump has barely started if it's actually due
[+7] u/Terrible-Deer1398: Msft going to 500 get in now
[+7] u/-IQ200: Welp. Ruined my green week today.
[+7] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: MSFT is the new VIX **LMAO** 🤌
[+7] u/old-cow666: If this pumps , I’ll suck mango’s mushroom tip
[+7] u/Roflcopter71: Bond markets are doing some crazy shit, honestly surprised stocks aren’t dropping even lower.
[+7] u/God_RL: shake shake shake the weak out
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: MU trying to sneak back up 👀
[+7] u/Duckiesauce07: Ima hold calls during the weekend. Fuck ot
[+7] u/PracticalMeeting5267: HOLY FUCKING YIELD CURVE
[+7] u/Sir_Grindalot: Golden Fibonacci Median (inverted) triggered: 748+eod
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: If not in shambles, why shambles shaped?
😫
[+7] u/chem_alx: What a beautiful day to buy the dip
[+7] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Paper handed this dip like a little bitch.
[+6] u/coalmine543: I’m fukin tired, i’ve lost so much money this year, i can’t guess the daily movement
[+6] u/United-Hearing-8286: Out of everything someone shorted MSFT yesterday and got nuked LOL
[+6] u/Business-Today646: Come on Shrek let me see what you packing
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: I should become an OF creator because since 8:30 this morning all I’ve been doing is fucking myself in a variety of ways
[+6] u/StockB0Y: Lol silver down 10% basically wiping out the month gain
[+6] u/KatsuDonJuan: MU is looking nice at these prices
[+6] u/the_great_insider: The day when I open the daily thread and see you regards realise that there is no "pamp", " V wen" doesn't exist, you see Optiver and Jane Street quoting spreads 10 bps wide because there are literally no buyers, "there will never be another red day in our lives" turns out to be absolutely false and your calls turn to dust will be the best day ever. So many of you don't realise what a real bear market feels like, and that you're gambling with fire at ATHs, with oil, private credit and bond yields looking horrendous at the moment under the fluff.
[+6] u/SubduedWeed: We need JPOW back!!!
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: The Prophetic Play of the Day is:
SPY $742 calls 0DTE. This is super oversold right now and will recover 3+ points by the end of the day.
[+6] u/Accomplished-Ad9312: Imagine thinking 🥭wasn’t a fraud?
[+6] u/AgileHornet5960: SNDK doing all the work around here.
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Anyone else bored as fuck with this movement. I hate fridays.
[+6] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: market dips for a day and its like bloody murder
[+6] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Panic sell today and regret next week? this is the way
[+5] u/Outside_Ad4446: Remember this day as the day the bulls and market died..🪦
[+5] u/svpa3991: Wow actually green asf on a massive red day cause MSFT lol
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: Guys it’s not funny anymore. Please go up
[+5] u/JuneauMori: Expecting a rocket soon for QQQ since Xi and Donnie are touching tips right now
[+5] u/patmccock86: The fuck is this church steeple pattern
[+5] u/JuneauMori: No reason to not V here! Wait nvm I see it, the V is coming
[+5] u/Snoo_4496: the new shade of green looks different
[+5] u/Alert_Cranberry_5077: Wtf 🙂↕️ gains wiped out from this week.
[+5] u/djklmnop: Slowest V in the world. Imagine if Noah took his time building the Arc. All the animals would've been washed away. Pick it up!
[+19] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: https://preview.redd.it/tvsmbu5eac1h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f979dbd724bffe022167d7b653cf3f011709105c
[+15] u/Techmonk1234: I swear to god, if it ends green
[+14] u/whatsagoinon1: The V will be talked about in books
[+13] u/Ecstatic-Ad941: Green by end of the day would be wild
[+13] u/E39_CBX: SAAS SUMMER LETS GOOOO
[+13] u/madeenahjyasu: WHAT IS THIS A V FOR ANTS! 🗣️
[+11] u/HerezahTip: Closing puts 8 mins after open really was the move. Good job me
[+11] u/bsharma127: J pow’s last day today. It’s all downhill from here
[+10] u/unknownishh: So we V-ing or what..
[+10] u/Such_Coin: If you're just getting into options trading, here's a handy guide for you!
Global Energy Shock: Calls.
Collapsing Bond Market: Calls.
Surging Inflation: Calls.
Possible Rate Hikes: Calls.
Tariffs and Trade Disruption: Calls.
Hope that helps!
[+9] u/AncientAd3846: If you still have spy calls open, try watching from the hourly charts it hurts less
[+9] u/Thin-Painting-1093: Bears on suicide watch
[+9] u/Strict-Bar6402: Afternoon pump boys 🤝
[+9] u/RoundLeader8: my $748 calls will hit?? LMAOOO regard win!
[+9] u/CriticismOtherwise78: Is SPY going to creep up until close?
[+9] u/Accomplished_Cell428: NVDA you magnificent beast
[+9] u/DietOk3400: How do bears fall for it every single day
[+9] u/GuiltyShirt3771: Looks like it will end green.....
[+9] u/Salty-Bid1597: There's no fricken way the fed is cutting more when PPI is 6%.
They are gaslighting you so 🥭 doesn't get mad.
[+8] u/SpecialistB: Top 4 gayest trading day of 2026
[+8] u/Paintingonyourwall: how do you bankrupt a casino
[+8] u/postinga_fewtimes: SPY $746 0dte - purchased now - i am special needs and i want the line to go up - a-train visits kid in hospital scene youtube shorts type action
[+8] u/moosewithamuffin: Imagine paper handing your MSFT calls LMAO
[+8] u/soad1331: We end green because fuck da bears!
[+8] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: God I love being a bull
[+8] u/lamechud: If your girl watches Euphoria, you're cooked
[+8] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: We should be getting some good tweets by orange man this weekend regarding the "deals" they made in China lol 🚀 SPY to 760 🚀
[+8] u/Dear-Hair5834: 🥭 MAN, GIVE US A 🌮 AND DECIMATE ALL THESE BERS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
[+8] u/RoyalFail6: Yesterday was the worst time to buy calls 😔
[+8] u/TheMeta40k: I'm holding calls. The chance of me having a green day today is just about zero.
[+7] u/ArseTrumpetsGoPoot: Was going to close my calls purchased this morning at a $5000 loss earlier today. But it's Friday and the wind is blowing my way. Closed out for $3000 profit instead. Happy weekend, everyone!
[+7] u/Opposite-Lobster2470: Imagine having paper hands and not being a perma bull LMAO
[+7] u/Dear-Hair5834: 🌮 save my stupid plays from this morning and my life is yours!!!!!
[+7] u/Snowman33001: My portfolio is 33% MSFT, 33% NVDA, 33% MSTR,
And 1% bers r fuk
[+7] u/NativePlant870: I have a masters with 3 years experience and I’m still getting turned down. No way they’re not juicing the unemployment numbers
[+7] u/stonkguru42069: my spx 7440 puts wont print will they smh
[+7] u/80s_JDM: TERRAIN
TERRAIN
BRACE BRACE BRACE
[+7] u/bilingualbunny: I switched to puts, new ath today
[+7] u/tomato232: RDDT: $200 EOM, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/King-Doge-VII: Straight dildo to 745 soon
[+7] u/fish_: congratulations to all dip buyers
[+7] u/NiceJobSon: Held msft over the last month with the patience of a zen master. Sold msft this morning with the patience of a 5 yr old seeing a shiny nickel.
[+7] u/tesseramous: So I party one weekend and now suddenly Im a bad trader again ignoring all of my rules, martingaling everything, and I snapped a 3 month long winning streak in my account.
[+7] u/AxemanFromMA: #just bought 30 contracts 755 spy calls exp Monday. To the moon we go 🚀💎
[+7] u/wendystendys: If NVDA GREEN I HAPPY
[+7] u/fish_: if i’m making money in the market everyone should be making money, you literally have 0 excuse, i am the bottom of the barrel
[+6] u/BabyGrogu69: **gey bears are gonna load up on puts then cry when SPY goes back up in the last hour. Pin this**
[+6] u/Fluffy-Discussion166: Selling on Friday is so gay. Who are these phags?
[+6] u/Sphinxyy5: With all the macroeconomic data and the geopolitical situation, and the fact that monthly calls are in 2000% returns STILL… I really have no sympathy for people buying calls above 745 getting rinsed
[+6] u/Airizom: Ofcourse MSFT would run during this random ass day after I sold
[+6] u/Trendkill4583: I can feel the spy half a percent upward movement, yes i can feel it
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: Another generation of bagholders minted
[+6] u/No-Illustrator-7537: $MU V dont want to miss it
[+6] u/NativePlant870: 🥭 didn’t come back with a deal. Pooh bear walked him like a dog
[+6] u/lucidum-intervallum: the V in NVDA is for V shaped recovery
[+5] u/TheNplus1: The 10y yield spiking like it’s the Qs…
[+5] u/greenchaos: when bonds are 5%... you buy bonds
[+5] u/MoistSpyBuy: I would laugh so hard if you’re right.
[+5] u/Kyweedlover: Let’s play “Guess which stock I have puts on”.
https://preview.redd.it/g2pj9ll0wb1h1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36a398ead9a5bcbff00b1158d95ca7df77cb9935
[+5] u/Instigator890: What did the orange man say
[+15] u/Severe-Selection-256: If I get puts spy will fly should I do this for us ?
[+14] u/No-Clerk7943: Is it normal to blow up your portfolio on one red day?
[+14] u/cardiac_tamponade: Fat fingered 130k$ of 0 DTE SPX calls instead of 13k. Currently down 115k. AMA
[+11] u/livin_in_the_land: Think 🥭gearing up for some bullshit this weekend?
[+11] u/IntoxicatedFlubber: Damn I knew I shouldn't have listened to y'all and bought more calls fuck
[+11] u/Jadeclone1: 45 more days of ceasefire
[+9] u/bronfmanhigh: well im glad i sold my 0DTEs at break even when i had the chance. first time i wasnt greedy and very rewarded lol
[+9] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I won’t be able to achieve an erection this weekend
[+9] u/poopieuser909: its absolutely insane that Ive lost all fear of losing money, seeing red and deciding that I will indeed rather wait for a potential reversal in the last hour of the day rather than taking losses but still having some money
[+8] u/yayaya888: God I don’t even want profits at this point let it just reach my breakeven 🐷
[+8] u/boostlee33: That bull trap got me
[+8] u/jasperCrow: If you ever feel dumb just remember there are people who paid $20 for 1 share of POET yesterday. 💀
[+7] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Grab my dick and twist it NOKIA! Twist my dick!
[+7] u/Wild_Meeting_9650: This feels like its going to sell off before EOD
[+7] u/Tautol0gic: somebody tell me to walk away for the day please SOMEBODY
[+7] u/big-mo: You clowns cash out your puts?
[+7] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Buy stocks on any day and you make money, zero skill required
[+7] u/MajorSexer67: Start of a pump? Dont reject this one please
[+7] u/Independent_Drop4317: Found the absolute path to happiness: buy low, sell high. 😂
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: No tech deals. CEOs went on a field trip with 🥭 for funsies. Iran war situation unchanged. Bonds spiking. Someone slap some sense into the market.
[+6] u/wheels389: soooooooo 1-10 how retarded it is to buy a house right now? the more it is, the more i know it'll be ok in the long run
[+6] u/Perfect-Mixture-3577: MSFT is just inverse whatever the fuck this is
[+5] u/sonofalando: Remember when a jpeg cost $2000? 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/TickTockTaudit: $267 realized today. Schwab made more in fees from my trading than I made trading my trading.
[+12] u/DDGib: # CLOSE THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+11] u/Springhash: Fuck 🥭 for not going in there with a game plan to get trade figured out what a dipshit
[+11] u/aqjingson: U think u had a bad day I just saw a guy fat finger -$160k loss on 0dte spy calls lol
[+10] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Just saw SPY snort a line and chug a monster
Power hour incoming
[+10] u/amanj41: One last regarded pump next week or we done?
[+10] u/diefy7321: Bers begging for money on WSB lmfaoooo
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: Fat fingered 25 calls on accident and lost 1.5k immediately
[+9] u/PM_ME_UR_BASILISKS: Peek the options chain. Volume on SPY 741 calls outnumbers 741 puts. 740 puts outnumbers 740 calls. They're gonna bounce ue between the two until close and fuck both.
[+8] u/chessmathster16: 🌮: “Ok Barron time to pump”
[+8] u/potato111a: IF YOU LOVED MU AT 800, THEN YOU'LL LOVE IT EVEN MORE AT 80.0 LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Pereise1: Dudes who bought every oil dip gonna be dipping their nuts in gold like goldfinger
[+7] u/bzl33: > BREAKING: SpaceX reportedly picks NASDAQ as listing venue for its initial public offering, as early as June 11th, set to list shares on June 12th, under the ticker $SPCX, per Reuters
Top of the market this summer confirmed
[+7] u/Sovetcki: HOLY FUCK IM RETARDED I MEANT TO BUY 0DTE 740S FOR 20 CENTS AND I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT 745C FOR 20 CENTS AND I EVEN DOUBLED DOWN 30 SECONDS AFTER FUCKING IT WAS MY LAST DAY TRADE
[+6] u/csr8765: Bears still bitching about manipulation. Of course it’s manipulated. And you STILL can’t figure out how to make money
[+6] u/LaserBeamer17: Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk this shit
[+6] u/wyudtix: It’s actually impressive how the market makers manage to fuck both puts and calls at the same time
[+6] u/pineapplekiwipen: buy in may and beat the gay
[+6] u/proteenator: Friday power hour is beyond disappointing. What is this flat nonsense
[+5] u/analystgonewild: Spy shoot up please, just cross 642.9
[+5] u/Icy_Jelly_315: All this and a 1973 level oil shock 2 weeks away but so not priced in oil is up 2 bucks
What happened to stocks in 1973, you ask. Why, I reply, they lost about 34% nominal and 43% real.
Position accordingly especially if you like eating food and sleeping in a bed under a roof