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[+15] u/dbd209: Today was absolute rock bottom for me, and that's saying something considering how my 32yrs of existence have gone. I been here for over 6 years, and in those 6 years I have somehow managed to squander every single life changing opportunity the market has presented. Whether it was thru SPACs in 2021, crypto, commodities, Big Tech, semis, memory, I could go on and on. I been staring at the markets since 8am just frozen, unable to think and move. I wish I could disappear man. I feel so lost and without hope. Over 6 fucking years and nothing but L's to show for it, while I watch everyone around me surpass me in life. Just feel so fucking low, to the point I had to take antidepressants and still feel on the verge of just bawling my eyes out. I just wanted to take care of my parents and provide a better life for my family, and maybe help a few people along the way. Tough to explain what it feels like to be without hope, and second guessing every single decision you make. I'm tired of feeling like an absolute fucking loser!!!!
[+13] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: MU and SNDK cure Alzheimer’s, while MSFT catches Hantavirus.
[+10] u/UnholyTrigon: The strait is still closed btw, we haven’t pumped on it’s opening
[+7] u/spectra444: Who's ready for the tweet about peace at 4:01??? lmao
[+7] u/spreadbetfred: Damn it really is 2% a day forever
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: Some say this is bullish some say it’s bullshit I just wanna make money
[+6] u/XorAndNot: eating lobster this weekend
[+6] u/JustCan6425: I’m gonna start buying 0dte on sndk and mu next week. Hopefully there’s still time for days like today 😢😢
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Bears did not deserve this at all
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: I have no idea what the fuck is going on
[+6] u/PrestigiousCarrot256: I have no words for the beauty that was today’s market. Wow
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Holy shit. Banged my wife this morning, worked out, got the Mother's Day flowers under control, cooked a roast for my kids, sold off some MU at a huge profit, green AF.
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # The AI revolution is here don’t miss out on the elevator up LMAO🤌
[+5] u/spectra444: Could've made more profit today but I'm thankful for what I did make. Hope all of you had a good time regardmaxxing today alongside me
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[+5] u/JuicyJohnny69: Same time next week, gentlemen?
[+5] u/Rodriguezboy1: Bers in absolute shambles
[+5] u/New-Presentation-146: I think INTC rips off everyone’s foreskin next week
[+5] u/dbgtboi: Spy needs to remove the bottom 400 stocks out of the index
They are dragging it down
[+5] u/Wishforgains: As a ber turned bool I can confidently say: Bers r fukt
[+26] u/Xzlk: My new price targets:
NVDA: 400
MU: 2500
SNDK: 4000
VRT: 700
AAPL: 450
GOOG: 600
MSFT: 410
[+23] u/Ill-Assistance7767: this page will be in some textbook in 20 years after the bubble bursts on AI
[+22] u/Actual_Difference617: Whoever times the top of this market is never gonna shut up.
[+20] u/JustinBW: RKLB keeps going after hours
[+18] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: I have some of the juiciest loss porn that I’d never post because of how bad you guys clown on bears and shit and I know many bears feel the same. You mfs always kick a mf while he’s down
[+18] u/Ok_Winner9825: RKLB saved the entire space sector
[+17] u/Just_Learned_This: I threw away logic and now I'm making money
[+17] u/analgape4206969: Were all in agreement this is insane right? Mostly because i keep closing my calls too early
[+17] u/powerboner: I deserve everything that happened to me for buying MSFT instead of following the trend. I’m a genuine retard
[+17] u/coloredzebra: > Someone just turned $34,000 into $2,220,000 in just 15 minutes on $INTC 0DTE 5/8 120C
>
> Clearly not a insider.
[+16] u/aqjingson: No I didn’t want generational wealth playing calls I rather earn it through hard work and sweat equity 🤡
[+14] u/callsonreddit: r/valueinvesting: TTD
r/wallstreetbets: SNDK MU RKLB INTC
[+14] u/Visible_Ad_2271: I‘m glad I sold my NVDA shares in 2021 and my MU shares in 2022….never wrong just early
[+14] u/Willing-Angle-2203: this market makes absolutely no fucking sense. Its peak retardation throughout all layers of existence. I feel like we are on a train hurtling towards the abyss and there is no spider man to save us
[+13] u/SaiyanApe17: I think the stock market has been solved we are literally never doing down again. Taking out some loans this weekend to go all in next Monday.
[+13] u/the_mind_goblin1: This is a legendary pump. This will be talked about and studied for decades.
[+13] u/jer72981m: I’m a bull and I lost 3k in 4 days betting against MU. Back to my lane
[+12] u/boglemydingleregard: Rich dudes don't cry about how they could have made more money; they snort blow out of stinkin hookers' assholes with the money they did make. Remember to take some profits, boys. 🥂
[+11] u/tribalDruid78: I wanted to thank this Sub for making me so much money, had I not discovered this I would still be value investing and waiting years to see any progress (Yes looking at you MSFT). I appreciate you all and let’s continue to be regarded!
[+11] u/tesseramous: There is only one law in the way this market moves.. and it is that YOU are not allowed to make a profit. As soon as it gets to a level where you might make a significant profit, it will stall, wick, fade out, and reverse. It doesn't matter how good the setup is and how much volume there it is at any point any chart it can absolutely just stop and drift away like nothing happened. Oil can even be going and your direction and the market will just ignore it at that time. The only time it will go your way as is after you exit. Once you exit the contract you sold will 5x-20x. But you cant pay attention to that. Because it wouldn't have happened if you stayed in, and it's like when you're playing poker and the pros dont care about the flop after they fold preflop. So the only thing you can really count on is taking that tiny profit when you get to a range boundary, if it appears. Just take your peanuts and run.
[+11] u/HelixCobra: RKLB is the greatest company of all time
[+11] u/SilentExtinction: AMD reported $0.3B revenue beat and pumped $200B. Basically pricing in what, here, exactly?
[+10] u/Kooky-Parfait-2706: Team RKLB is blasting off again!
[+10] u/TrumpChildOnahole: I take it back, mango markets are amazing
[+10] u/dontslambro: Okay it’s now in a bubble right?
[+10] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Bro fuck my goddamn life.
I'm fucking down for the week. Literally retarded how that works. I didn't gamble on stupid penny stocks or get puts to try to time the market reversal.
I literally just bought and sold MSFT. A fucking blue chip stock that crushed earnings, and I'm down on it.
I'm down over a grand on it today alone.
What in the literal fuck dude.
How do commodity stocks like MU/WDC/SDNK rocket 10% once or twice a week.
How do stocks like INTC and AMD rocket 20% for the week?
How is the supply shock of oil just straight up ignored?
How the fuck does any of this BS make sense.
Is it time to load up on puts? There's no fucking way this is sustainable. QQQ has gone up like 2% every other day this week, after recovering from March lows. SPY is at new ATH's every other day.
The fuck is going on here???
[+10] u/bearhunter429: #Bers in 2019: "but muh trade war"
#Bers in 2020: "but muh virus"
#Bers in 2021: "but muh supply chains"
#Bers in 2022: "but muh Ukraine war"
#Bers in 2023: "but muh inflation"
#Bers in 2024: "but muh lay offs" & "but muh egg prices"
#Bers in 2025: "but muh empty shelves"
#Bers in 2026: "but muh hormoz strait"
#Idiots LMAO🤌
[+10] u/Delicious_Put_5857: stock is $25: never heard of it
stock is $100: price target is $200 by next week
[+9] u/Ok_Winner9825: Funniest thing is Dow is till under 50k
[+9] u/Vast_Presentation909: I would like to dedicate this pump to sir david Attenborough
[+9] u/aioliravioli: literally everything is green af besides RDDT lmaoo
[+8] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Straight up euphoria in the chip sector
[+8] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: Believe it or not, lost money on calls today
[+8] u/Hussle_Crowe: Is this the same SNDK that makes micro sd cards for digital cameras?
[+8] u/lostinspacs: If QQQ opens up at 720 I’m going all-in puts and will just go live in a monastery if it doesn’t work out
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #Can't wait for MU, SNDK, AMD and INTC to go up another 20-25% next week LMAO🤌
[+8] u/beardedd27: Retired at 35. Made more money in my first 3 months of retirement than the last 5 years lol. Who is going to end up bag holding this?
[+8] u/LabyrinthLayers: Microns best week in 20 years. The other 4 best weeks in that time frame? Oct, Nov, Dec 2008 😭 we getting global recession recovery moves 😂
[+8] u/Few_Entertainer_5523: “AMD and Sandisk can’t keep going up.”
\-Me for the last two months
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: Losing money today is crazy work
[+8] u/Special_Actuary_9857: Nvdia happened twice and I missed it both times
[+8] u/bearhunter429: #The next correction will be when SPY dips 0.1% next month LMAO🤌
[+8] u/Country_Gravy420: Lol. I asked Gemini about the market and the market and geopolitical fuckery was so much it told me none of it happened and 🥭 wasn't president. When I pressed it, it apologized and said they when it looked at the market data it had to be a simulation since it's all detached from reality.
Crazy AI. Everything is fine.
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: Not even me buying calls at open could stop MU. Wow.
[+7] u/Fuzzy-Development872: Crazy ass week . It has to be the blow off top
[+7] u/Valkorion335786: Feels like SPY will gap up again somehow on Monday lmao
NVDA flat though
[+7] u/sungurse: Every other stock in the market could be >+10% and MSFT would still be flat, or even more so red
[+7] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: 6th week in a row green..
I mean, everyone thinks that isn't gonna happen again - So, it's probably going to.
[+7] u/OrdinaryReasonable63: I’ve come to the conclusion that the optimal strategy is to invest in pre/no-revenue companies… revenues add too much uncertainty. Like what if they go down? Or don’t go up by enough?
[+7] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Does anyone feel massive regret in not buying into the memory and silicon rally?
Like, looking back on it it's fucking obvious MU would SNDK wouldn't stay down after the GOOGL article that said future data center memory needs would be 6x less.
Jesus christ dude, I'm fucking retarded. I try to play it safe with MSFT and SPY. Sometimes dabbling in some META. And I get spanked. How the fuck am I getting punished this bad for investing in MAG7 blue chip stocks with low P/E ratios???
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: Fake jobs numbers are bullish as fuck!
What’s next? Why don’t CEOs just lie about earnings? Are they stupid?
[+7] u/qrqrafafzvzv: No bers. Just Bols chatting about life.
[+7] u/NoProfessional4650: Thank you MU. I think I compressed 5 years of wealth building into 2 months.
[+7] u/youarenut: WE ARE DUMPING THIS WEEKEND MARK MY WORDS THEY DIDNT RELEASE ALIENS FOR NOTGING
[+7] u/LavishnessTimely7372: What a wild week this was
[+7] u/nyse25: don’t “get” boners. i was born hard and i will die hard
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #WSB: "next time this shit dips I will buy the dip for sure"
#Shit dips
#WSB: "Lemme load up on puts" LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: What am I supposed to do when the market is closed?
[+7] u/McClintockC: Sell button deleted across all platforms
[+7] u/SxeySteve: Russia is a gas station with nukes
China is a plastic garbage factory with nukes
The US is a retirement home with nukes
These are your global superpowers, folks
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: Sold 3 SNDK $1360 contracts expired today at 55 that went to 200. Was down $7.5k at some point yesterday afternoon. Stop loss was triggered to protect the gains (although thought there was plenty of cushion when I set it)
Made $10k but coulda shoulda woulda made $50k
Until next time
[+7] u/InvestigatorHefty799: I love options, hardly ever touch stocks when options are just better in every single way.
[+6] u/AdOk3638: # Bers, you can come out now, it's the weekend thread, you are safe here. LMAO🤌
[+6] u/captain_casino: What the fuck am I supposed to do for 65 hours
[+6] u/Hussle_Crowe: SNDK lmao honestly at this point
[+6] u/ateranol: See half this sub go bankrupt next Monday, when semis only pump 4% instead of the usual 5% and all the calls expire worthless
[+6] u/No-Put2311: MU is going to 1000 and nothing can stop it
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: INTC adds 100Billion marketcap because of the Apple deal and TSM doesn’t lose any marketcap. The math ain’t mathing
[+6] u/ImaginaryNinja9782: Best week of my life :)
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: 🥭 the biggest market manipulator of modern history and I love him for that
[+6] u/Feisty-Payment9614: I’m going to dump 10% of my port every day into 0dte QQQ calls until I make my money back. This is easily gonna work.
[+6] u/Prayaa: Held Intel calls instead of taking profit. Hope it works out. Weekends are always just an additional gamble.
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: Great day to be a META holder
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: SanDisk figured out a way to make your dick bigger
[+6] u/Careless-Maize-8915: Im a straight up paper hand having ass bitch.
[+6] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Hats off to the permabulls. I am a little jealous, but soon enough the thread will be filled with permabulls scratching their heads why MU dropped $200 in a single session, LMAO
[+6] u/elementcirca15: Stocks will keep going up 15% per day until infinity is hit, obviously
[+6] u/fuckyeahmageknight: After witnessing my portfolio gains surpass my annual salary this week, I have concluded that money isn’t real
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Feels like prime 2021 where almost everyone is walking into the weekend thread celebrating
I say ALMOST everyone because there's like 20% of the people here who had to watch us make money and seethe lmao
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: I just heard boomers at the dentist office talking about SOXX. The top is close
[+6] u/booose6: Bought puts. Sue me.
Have a good weekend yall
[+6] u/DOTAFORLIFE: I thought selling at $30 for 600% return on RKLB was smart. Oh well $rope gotta be on sale somewhere
[+6] u/Ok_Winner9825: Intel 600b market cap what a joke
Even Boeing politely hovers around 200b when the government saves that shit company
[+6] u/anotherloserhere: What a bull fucking market today
[+6] u/rcantu314: Rklb already 5% up AH
[+6] u/Okami_The_Sun: 31 minutes untill the war restarts, get ready!
[+6] u/chads_to_do_list_app: Full ported into XOM at the beginning of the war, thought I was being so smart. Now sitting on a loss while I watch these guys go parabolic
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[+6] u/Innokin_Joseph: Market does basically nothing for 7 months only to rip like crazy in 6 weeks. My ass hurts.
[+6] u/tristis_veritas: If Warsh turns out to also be a fraud and doesn't shrink balance sheet, I'm full porting.
Going mega retard bull and never looking back.
[+6] u/31andnotdone: dunking oreos in water tonight i guess
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: What’s the point of DD and looking at charts.
Just watch option flows. A giant purchase of OTM options? Pretty good indication some shit is about to go down
[+6] u/financiallythriving: Going to take my beautiful wife to dinner tonight
After, I will creampie her
[+6] u/Jagged_Tide: Any words of encouragement for somebody that took a 25% portfolio loss today?
[+6] u/HaveAKlondike: Friendly reminder:
SPY YTD: +7.5%
EEM YTD: +21.8%
[+6] u/Sick0h: Bro, the mother fucking DOW is STILL NOT AT 50K lmfao
How!?! How is that even possible with the last month?
[+6] u/dingusmingus2222: This pump is straight RETARDED.
[+6] u/Czyzzle: If you are a bull and not making money on a .83 day you belong here
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: This push used to be insane, now it’s actually bearish if it’s not a 1% boost
[+5] u/gainsusmaximus: Buy 10 sndk at 42, worth 16k today
[+5] u/fattywannapatty: Couldn’t 100x on sndk 1500 calls wtf is wrong with me I’m a btch
[+5] u/Sick0h: No, don’t close. Just one more share of MU. Let me buy one more share. Please let me buy it. What if someone else buys it first. Oh no why didn’t I buy just one more share.
[+5] u/kawkface: Have a good weekend u rich fucks
[+5] u/2020isgreat: 1 hr till war starts back up
[+5] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I want to die and bulls are so braindead it hurts. Happy Friday everybody.
[+5] u/2020isgreat: the stock market is price insensitive lmao
[+5] u/nasdaqslut: What a beautiful pump into the weekend 😍
[+5] u/Jinhe0529: market breadth is so narrow, if you didn’t buy AMD/INTC/MU/SNDK, you underperform QQQ
[+5] u/Ble_h: Fellow ber, this is not fucking fun anymore.
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: My largest positions are Google, Apple, Amazon, MSFT and TSM and I‘m barely even green today while the Nasdaq is up 2%…this market is absolutely insane. A few barely part of the Nasdaq companies are carrying the entire index every. single. day. MU, Intc, Qcom all up 10+% every. single. day. Insane.
[+5] u/Psychological-Ship85: God damn Jimmy..that RKLB is some serious gourmet shit
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: RKLB has a forward PE of -600 fyi
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU hitting ATH into close, cant wait for Monday
[+5] u/Sick0h: Guys I need help. I can’t stop. I’ve been stealing jewelry and TVs and shit from family’s homes and selling it in order to buy more memory stocks. I need a rehab.
[+5] u/samwehl: Fuck it I’m buying SQQQ this market can’t stay this retarded forever, can it?!
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Would be nice if SP could also have a 2% day alongside QQQ
[+5] u/hudson701: Gains on this forum today are fucking ridiculous, MU, RKLB, INTC, AMD... I missed all those fucking gravy trains. FML
[+5] u/Burger_Gouger: Stop reading the news, buy calls, profit
Gey ber therapy for the weekend
[+5] u/Taiyoken: This is surreal, I bought 10 SNDK@1330 yesterday and I'm up over $200/share now
[+5] u/VeryMercurial: Waiting for the weekly Friday fuckery announcement 😂
[+5] u/31andnotdone: why doesn't everyone in nyc have hantavirus already with all the rats
[+5] u/smellysurfwax: I’m up 7k on DRAM while 100k sits like a soft penis debutant in my HYSA.
[+5] u/ddrsdght: I’m not surprised in the least that the second dot com bubble would occur under 🥭
[+5] u/auroraavm: watching "Send Help" 🎞, I'd give it at least 4 stars
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: Once again, im holding too many poots over the weekend.
Calls, too.
SPY 730p 05/15
JPM 305c 05/15
ANET 148c 05/22
Going for cocktails.
Happy 🅱️eekend, everyone!
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: We are not even close to a blow off the top. Probably in September
[+5] u/Butter_Ball22: I didn’t gamble this week despite the intense urge to FOMO. Making big strides. One day at time.
[+5] u/OG_L0c: I'll be on the next season of Love on the Spectrum
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Iran should hedge by buying calls
[+5] u/bdjdiJbxbxjs: Chips are insane I got in for a few hours and made 100% profits. I’m coming back next week
[+5] u/TheMightySet69: Made $3k last week. Gave it all back this week. This is the closest I'll ever get to being ahead.
[+5] u/AlasKansastan: How is rklb still going like that on a Friday after close
Seriously what the hell is going on in this market
[+5] u/Raamy: RKLB just keeps going what the hell
[+5] u/gjbaca17: The cyclically beneficial rise in demand between chipmakers and hyperscalers is massive. SPY and QQQ are thus at ATHs.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: If I get rich I’m going to hire a ber to suck the farts out of my ass
[+5] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: CRAYYYYYYY THIS MARKET
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: my stubbornness caused me so much money
[+5] u/hypeaze: Terrible news over the weekend, we go up another 10% next week.
Poor ber, never learn.
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: How the fuck does qqq go up 16 dollars in a day
[+5] u/Bear_Thesis: You get a trillion market cap, you get a trillion market cap... And so on while I'm putting extra fries in those bags.
[+5] u/ukweeve: The gain porn on WSB today makes me feel inadequate. Ah well….I didn’t get run over by a bus today so I’d better be thankful.
[+5] u/Zealousideal_Cow2789: What's worse? Watching everyone here lose money including yourself or watching everyone make money but you are flat
[+5] u/horseisahorse: There are technical traders out there who refuse to pay attention to the news because they think the point is to take a position faster than the algos. They think this is what other people are trying to do when they check the news.
[+5] u/SmoresPies: i truly have never seen such euphoria online. the top *has* to be near
[+5] u/Fuzzy-Development872: So basically all we have to do is go all in with leverage into amd intc ,sndk, mu , etc and expect to get 2-15 % returns daily? Why isn’t everyone doing this?
[+5] u/aquaticsardonic: Gas is 4.19 in southern Alabama. Jumped 20 cents overnight. Soon the locals will be extra itchy.
SPY 757 next week
[+5] u/CasherburyTales: I’m down 500% maybe 600% on my trades
[+5] u/whomakesthetendies: What a surprise, no Iranian response.
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Been telling my grandkids when you used to buy AMD, you'd lose immediately..
They said we're taking a trip to some place called Pleasant Living today. I'm excited
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: That was the greatest rally we have ever seen... my god. Anyone else in RKLB or LUNR?
[+5] u/1foxyboi: I got 10k shares of RKLB at 4.35 cost basis fully held in a Roth IRA… that’s full the gas tank ALL THE WAY UP rich
[+5] u/hudson701: It's gonna be calls on RKLB and MU next week
[+17] u/J_da_CPA: INTC at $20 🤮
INTC at $125 🤌
[+15] u/ozarkabottle: don't forget to call your mother on sunday. she's the only women that has ever loved you
[+14] u/Inevitable_Gainz: New ath’s every single day for the past 25 days? Seems sustainable.
[+13] u/Blownofftheblock: Buy amd at 89? ❌ Buy amd at 455? ✅
[+13] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: SNDK was a $38 stock a year ago. Yeah, this is sustainable.
[+12] u/sloanemonroe: So no updates on this horseshit one page deal thing?
[+11] u/idontknow1967: If history is repeating itself, we have until 2029 until the real collapse happens.
[+10] u/Samjabr: The year is 2045:
Musk's robot army patrols the streets, looking for rebels, to be pressed into service on the Moon's mineral mines.
The US continues to launch proxy attacks on Europe from the annexed portion of Eastern-Canada
And MSFT still trades around $400
[+10] u/LostMallDoll: I'm going to get drunk tonight and forget about all the money I almost made today. Next week I'm going full bulltard. Nice playing with you fools have a good weekend.
[+10] u/-IQ200: Did the impossible and lost money on calls today.
[+10] u/account-names: Year is 3020 and MSFT is pushing users to adopt copilot. It's still trading in the 400s
[+9] u/2QuarterDollar: Strong possibility that the banker with the fish head wife lost it all here. Then came up with a crazy regarded idea how to get it all back
[+9] u/2Jads1Cup: MU to 1000 by june for sure
[+9] u/ChipWong82: What’s the number for the suicide hotline? Asking for a bear.
[+9] u/OrangMiskin: Sold everything before close, feels like something big happening this weekend. Feels good not holding over the weekend. Lmao I can goon in peace
[+9] u/Thin_Cat8817: in case anyone was wondering, it's me. im the regard holding puts over the weekend
[+9] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: so everyones up 30-50% ytd? economy is in a mess
[+9] u/stupidber: Bodybuilding.com forum was peak internet
[+8] u/SuffiecientSapian: NGL watching this market today was the most maddening thing I have ever witnessed. It makes me miss trading in 2022 arguably one of the worst years of it. However bulls enjoy all the gains. I myself am bullish but I guess not bullish enough to fomo in at nonstop ATH. I am soon to be banbet.
On that note a peaceful message. I hope all memory stocks crash to the fucking ground and burn in hell.
Have a great weekend everyone 🤗
[+8] u/vermilli21: I’m okay with price of gas if memory stocks keeps pumping
[+8] u/kim82352: I'm 9% ytd, with 43% cash. I am waiting patiently for the correction.
[+8] u/br0botic: Weekly recap:
Got the flu, bronchitis, pinkeye, and lost 20k so I guess you could say it was a pretty terrible week
[+8] u/cfaawlday: Imagine listening to a boss when SNDK is at 1500
[+8] u/Candid_Payment_4094: It is the year 2060. 70% the earth's surface is covered by MU and SNDK foundries. DRAM goes up by 10% on a daily basis. INTC P/E is at 954539. MSFT is still at $415 because fuck your calls.
[+8] u/housemouse431: bubbles take while to form and pop, this shit may have just started
[+8] u/mysuruhuduga: Cash gang in absolute shambles
[+8] u/ApathysLastKiss_: usually when the put/call ratio is this skewed, and RSIs are this high., a rugpull in immenent.
Ride the lightning baby, but stay frosty
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Best time to go long if you haven't already is right now - not going to go down any time soon folks. Over extend yourself as much as possible to get maximum returns like you see on the gain posts here.
[+7] u/huffmancoded: I'm 90% sure there will be bad news this weekend.
This administration is too _____ to waste something like the UFO files.
[+7] u/Kickboy21: Damn i fucked up the interview so bad. They asked me questions from shit i did 6 years ago 😭
[+7] u/delicious_oppai: Loss porn posts are severely lacking compared to gainz. We all know 90% of us on the losing end here 😂
[+7] u/AlCapitaan: Market crashes are illegal since 2008 didn't you guys know?
[+7] u/VotedOut: "The story of massive AI demand is a lie — a trillion dollars annihilated to create the largest circle jerk of all time. " -Ed Zitron
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: we've got Iran actively shooting at us, but I'm sure calls are the play this weekend lol
[+7] u/Stack_Johnson: Ok I’ve been hesitant to dip my toe in but I finally decided to full-port calls! 😊
[+7] u/zuziannka: Mango be doing some peak corruptionmaxxing
[+7] u/wenxuan2: When i thought it couldnt go any higher, the market literally surprises me
[+7] u/goofy-boots: I'm supposed to go on a date in like two hours but I've already 4 drinks deep with no intention of slowing down
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/preciousfruit made a bet that SPY would go to 718.9495599999999 within **2 days** when it was 733.622 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 12 losses
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[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: There's no way SanDisk can keep ripping 15% a day right
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: What a great week. I hope you all enjoyed trading calls for literally free money.
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: MU is down $3 after hours on a Friday. Looks like the super run is finally over (is what a dumb ber would say).
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: I can't wait to buy calls at the top next week and still make money again.
[+6] u/Cav829: Why yes I am going to keep holding over the weekend with a proverbial candle held up by the thinnest of ropes hanging over 6 tons of TNT. Surely nothing bad will happen.
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Have a great weekend y’all
[+6] u/TheMostMid: Market was good to me , i get wings with my ramen today
[+6] u/Odd_Papaya8305: i’m 23 and my life feels so miserable after losing 20k this year
[+6] u/8thSt: You did good today, boy, but can you do more on Monday?
[+6] u/Necessary-Course7189: Another victory for A.I, and another 3 months of “the bubble will pop”
[+6] u/Butholxplorer_69_420: Spent hours trading this week. Hours. Had two days free, traded all day. If I had just fucking held what I bought on Monday, they're all up huge and I could've shut off my account and checked back at close today and had made much more money. Instead traded in and out and make thousands less and wasted time
Amd 410
MU 670
MU 705
iren 60
Qualcomm 185
Qualcomm 220
[+6] u/CD274: Wtf is happening with MRAM after hours
[+6] u/ten7four: SPY -0.02% AH
#BOLS. R. FUK.
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: On several days this week, I literally said, "this has been a hot name on social, it's probably wise to grab some shares..." (amazing DD, I know).
But I never did... Then I held cash as they each ran up 15-45% this week.
Conclusion: Overthinking in this type of market is so stupid.
My new MO: Just go for it and set aggressive stop losses.
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Bro I thought I bought 500 shares of DRAM this morning and only bought five 😂 wtf!!!
[+6] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Hey guys. I’m a newborn baby and just bought MU and SNDK short dated calls and made $5,000,000. It’s always this easy right?
[+6] u/patricktu1258: Fuck all those gain porn with their rpg money. Fuck you, not happy for you, give it to me.
[+6] u/QPRCHOC: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+6] u/DesignerSea494: I was in line at the convenience store and the guy in front of me said I could go first, since I was holding a case of beer. I said, “Nah, it’s ok. It’s light beer.”
He stabbed me.
[+5] u/Slum-Bum: What is this sub's consensus on SMCI? I'm looking at it like that Afro American Gentleman in the Yellow suit, licking my fucking chops
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: So much money is being dumped into AI and semis it's actually fucking insane
[+5] u/jeanx22: Could SMCI be bought? It's only 20b and its valuation is actually on the lower end.
Pretty much everything Chip/Semis related has pumped on average +300% so M&A could put these giant market caps to good use? Before a correction happens?
[+5] u/tabrizzi: At this rate, SNDK at $3K and MU at $1.5K is a real possibility by end of next week.
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: I missed out on $3k in gainz today because of cowardice
Time to remove my risk tolerance
# Scalpel.
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: 750 is within arms length
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: this is soooo regarded
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Hey guys, I just got back from vacation. How are my CAR shares doing? I bought at $850.
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: SNDK Revenue up 250% in a year and stock price up 4000%. That means SNDK at 60 000 a share is within reach. Buy calls accordingly, they'll certainly sell enough SSDs to support these values when AI is buying.
Edit: TSLA also has great value now that it's over 400p/e on declining revenue and market share.
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Bears and cash gang just got 2% poorer today and 20% poorer in the past month. Couldn't be me
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: I can't believe that all you have to do to win this market is blindly buy
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Casino closed for a few days. Time to touch some grass. You regards should do the same
[+5] u/zlordbeats: metalbros are pissed
oil bros are also pissed
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Everything is crashing down -.2%.
/s.
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: +16% on the day to bring me to +5% on the week to bring me to +.02% on the month. HELL YEA
[+5] u/TreGet234: The metal blow off top was actually just to scare you into not going full degen on semiconductors. The devil works in mysterious ways to screw you over.
[+5] u/tiny_toof: guys I was cash gang today, hate on me cause I cant do it all myself
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: People selling calls last few days just discovering how much gains you can lose
[+5] u/Ornery_Ad98765: I think I’m giving up on a correction. Nobody in power now or potentially in power in the next 10 years is going to let the line go down. Underlying reality won’t matter, line will go up
[+5] u/PompeiiSketches: This market is just fucking nuts. 2% days on top of ATHs.
[+5] u/LeakMyBigBowls: I been dead for a while. Idk how I'm typing this
[+5] u/DarkR124: Who the fuck is paying $11-$13 for a Mother’s Day card? Fuck you walmart. I’m going to the dollar store.
[+5] u/unhappyreach_: My brain doesn't have the part that celebrates after a big win . I go right into flight or fight for more of the dopamine
💪🙌
[+5] u/1-gp: Sandisk to the fucking moon
[+5] u/Lucky-Worldliness456: Why tf did I buy LEAPs in RDDT and IBIT 3 months ago, if I bought any tech or AI stock I’d be fucking rich rn
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: #EVERYTIEM BER SHORT POET IT GOE BAX UP AGIN 😉
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: All Iran has to do is buy calls so they can rebuild civilizations it’s too easy
[+5] u/vermilli21: Tech has been on a run. Goodbye SPY and hello QQQ. Time to switch
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Bears on suicide watch
Bulls chilling with big booty latinas
[+5] u/SevereOrchid2832: Made so much on rocket lab calls I felt brave enough to buy Monday QQQ puts to hold through the weekend
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: I'm not giving you anymore plays. That's it. I will make some serious coin next week buying puts. I had a great 3 weeks buying calls and now it's time for a brief reverse. Happy Mother's Day to all.
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: Dude infront of me at the grocery store is buying double stuff Oreos and a Rockstar lmao crazy work
[+5] u/kodaksdad2020: QQQ going to do a perfect 50% rise in a straight line
This isn’t even a shit post
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: When I feel sick from the gains I missed, I just look at my dog next to me and give her love and pets, as she's really what's most important.
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: Give me AMD 500 by Monday and I’ll take the family out to dinner some good ol arbys
[+5] u/KingoftheWildlings: I just need a little World War III action with a hint of bubonic plague, and a new chair of federal reserve who HATES growth and my puts will print
[+5] u/DangerousRide7: This has been some crazy shit. Even crazier than 2020 2021.
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Only single pos is MSFT which absolutely does not want to move
[+5] u/Affectionate-Day2743: RKLB +5% in the after hours! wtaf!!!!!
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Michael Burry for the fed chair.
[+5] u/le_pedal: 4:37 PM: I'm already bag-holding RKLB shares bought at the after-hours ATH.
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: I see Vs everywhere bro
[+5] u/Jazzlike_Minute_7660: Now imagine the pump when the war is over.
[+16] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Feels like everyone is getting rich but me
[+15] u/Mr_meowmers00: I genuinely can't wrap my head around all this shit pumping like crazy. I mean, genuinely every stock I look at has doubled or tripled in the last month and I cant understand why. Some reported earnings, which okay, fair enough I guess but it's not like the earnings were THAT much better than the numbers they've posted previously. I just don't get why everything is going up 10%+ every single day
Iran war doesn't matter anymore which is fine by me, but it's not like we were pumping like this before the war. I'm truly baffled. What the hell changed?
[+14] u/NiceOwner: I feel like the biggest dumbass, when every company is going up 15% a day and my dumbass bought rivian and slow bled 17% in 6 days while bears got skinned alive. I’m a bull that got mixed with the bears man
[+13] u/NiceOwner: It’s not your money, it’s just your turn with it
[+12] u/drytexterfinalboss: #BREAKING: U.S. Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Filings Jump 42% Year-Over-Year.
Nothing matters anymore. Nothing in this clown market. 🤡
[+11] u/Professional_Fly7427: My kid just shit her pants at the park. Bullish.
[+10] u/_rockthemike: I sold my MU 450 calls when they had only $1k profit. Fuck
[+10] u/kananishino: Was shit really this underpriced?
[+10] u/Burtonwurton: Lets all be honest that fundamentals do not hold up to the valuations these stocks are trading at. It is inevitable that there will be a reversion to the mean, BUT until then I just keep buying calls and making money. As valuations get stretched even more, I reduce my exposure, but there will always be something at play.
Remember retards, trade what is in front of you and not what you think the market should be.
[+10] u/SomePolack: Welp looks like I was wrong about….everything
[+9] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I cannot express how much I miss the emojis. Never forget what Reddit took from us…
[+9] u/NotMe357: TACO will meet XI next week. Just think what will happen with Semi-stocks if they reach a deal!
[+9] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO YOU CRAZY BASS TURDS! ILL TELL YOU WHEN IVE HAD ENOUGH
[+8] u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil: So there’s no Iran deal? This is getting cartoonish
[+8] u/LayerClear5664: Time to pull out the suicide hotline out for the bears
[+8] u/wutface0001: I dodged every single company that went green for weeks, they call me the money dodger, believe me folks, thank you for your attention to this matter, gotta cry in shower
[+8] u/hftrobo9285: I’m bored already, wen stonks
[+8] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Friendly reminder i bought SOXL when it bottomed at $8 and sold at $20 thought i was a fkng genius
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: BREAKING: Fear and Greed index to be renamed Greed and Slutty Index.
[+7] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Chased losses and blew my shit the fuck up today.
Haven't done something like this in years, thought I was done being retarded.
Jesus fuckin christ, man.
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: LMAO ADVANCED MONEY DEST- \[The writer of this comment has been vaporized, thank you for your attention to this matter\]
[+7] u/NiceOwner: AI is dookie man, I asked what sector is everyone putting their money in, and it said oil. WRONG IT WAS SEMICONDUCTORS, then it started begging and apologizing how right I was. Ai is so trash bro, inverse ai answers like it was Jim Cramer
[+7] u/bullrfuk: UFO files: bers are fuk in other planets too LMAO🤌
[+7] u/Neel_Crashkari: ###Normalize Visible Ball Cleavage
[+7] u/looool_k_libtard: SOCIAL MEDIA APP TRUTH SOCIAL JUST REPORTED EARNINGS
Q1 REVENUE $0.9 MILLION
Q1 LOSS - $405.8 MILLION
[+7] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: I bet if DRAM was a man he would have big arms but be gentle only to me when he caressed my face
[+6] u/Majick1216: This whole week I had to sit and watch because my funds aren’t settled in fidelity
[+6] u/Sandvicheater: All these "new" jobs are mostly gig workers like Uber or grubhub not the coveted 9-5 salaried jobs. Everybody knows it from the markets all the way to TACO but we all want the lie of musical chairs to continue so the green line goes up.
[+6] u/ThanktheLord_33: Michael Burry on CNBC being a debby-downer again, guy is genuinely insufferable
[+6] u/F0ND13M3: I made more money today on my 15 Micron shares then my 421 shares of Nivida, the fuck
[+6] u/Qwoapp: Stop with ur fuckin gain posts im sick already
[+6] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: We’re gonna be out of oil in 2 months and u think stocks should be rallying 20%
[+6] u/ReadyGain2972: When does this Micron train stop? 1500?
[+6] u/Rose-n-Chosen: Where’s the Rocketlab guy I want to see his tendies
[+6] u/macvelli: AMD looks like it's in a short squeeze rn nobody is investing long-term at $450/share that's like buying 7x years worth of 35% YoY growth
[+6] u/meliboup: Sold Micron at 700 a few minutes after the market opened and thought I made a good profit. Then it just went up and up non-stop throughout the day!!! I just can’t win!
[+6] u/Porcupinesolos: Biggest wealth theft in history by these chip companies
[+6] u/Wrong_Imagination_13: Everyone hated google now they love it. Everyone hated amd now they love it. Everyone hates meta and eventually you guys will pump my bags to heavens gates LMAO just like you did with google and amd
[+6] u/NotMe357: Thats why when the market go down for real it will wipes 99% of WSB but so far so good.
I mean... we always respawn no matter if we"re a bear or bull lol.
[+5] u/Dongkey_kong: Guess I’m holding AMD over the weekend. No whammy
[+5] u/Skeezerman: If ASTS has good earnings whole space sector will nut again on Monday
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Why did everything pump so hard in the last 30
Min?
[+5] u/kwarknagel: I was on the other side of that trade
[+5] u/kojima_you_genius: what ever happened to Maduro, you think he's loading up on semis?
[+5] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: There is no stopping this regarded ass market.
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: UFO files dropped
To summarize, buy MU calls.
👽
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: Somehow my portfolio went up +$59,000 today 🤷♂️
[+5] u/kananishino: I thought everything was priced in. Why tf is it pumping 10% a day for multiple days.
[+5] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: All it took was one ber trap Thursday to get enough liquidity to keep pumping lmao
[+5] u/Easy_Picture5139: Be greedy when others are fearful and be even greedier when others are greedy
[+5] u/cannythecat: Anybody still subbed Burry's substack know how people are acting in the group chats there? Would love to see the crying about all the puts being down -95 percent.
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Trump releases government UFO files, more expected
Def not a distraction from anything
[+5] u/Ok_Skill6250: I’m gambling, bought puts at the end of day, had calls all week🤧
[+5] u/ZaraBloom418: I’m 27 and just passed $150k invested from paychecks. Try to save $1-1.5k per check
[+5] u/brock2063: This insane market makes me feels bad about being up 13% ytd on NVDA.
[+5] u/blitzdunce: Mega shrek cock Fridays are my favorite
[+5] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Ready for the “I stopped another war” speech?
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: I lost $46 bucks today
[+5] u/SupportMedium9487: I want sndk to have my children
[+5] u/FalseDiamond7930: What an insane week, a lot of money was made.
[+5] u/CUTON1C: Bears downvoting all $AMD bulls lmaooo
[+5] u/Positive-Rise5145: I keep thinking that the rally is gonna over soon...and then this shit just keeps pumping
[+5] u/hioman01: QQQ down 10 cents AH. It's over
[+5] u/MushroomStunning3947: decided to hold DRAM 50c over weekend
see what happens
[+5] u/PhatBonerMan: I’m gonna buy sndk Monday
[+5] u/Any-Following6236: I’m such an idiot for not going full port into SNDK, INTL and AMD.
[+5] u/Tricky_Let2806: Am i crazy.. or is intel hitting $200 this year
[+5] u/Independent_Drop4317: I found out that I can get my gambling fix on the weekends with over/under btc price every 15 min 😮💨
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: Fellas, I wish ASTS goes to $200 so I can retire, thank you for your attention to this matter/praise be Allah
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: What's heavier: a kilogram of puts, or a kilogram of calls?
That's right, it's a kilogram of puts, because puts are heavier than calls.
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Mango says “go out and buy a Dell, they're great” and Dell stock soars +15%, how can you not love this guy? All you had to do was buy some calls after this post, and you would have 10x today
[+5] u/rhuffq: I don’t know why people say they are scared of a new pandemic. The hentaivirus seems like it could be a good change of pace.
[+5] u/No-Lettuce3564: That goofy was caught poaching clams and trying to sell them to Chinese restaurants a few days ago, it’s hilarious.
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: I should know it dosent pay to be a gay bear
[+15] u/thedyslexicdetective: I’m officially a millionaire, thank you amd and mu
[+14] u/mrpotatoed: Is any company actually making profit from the output of AI yet or is everyone just pumping by selling shovels to each other
[+13] u/b1mm3rl1f3: $MU is def going to $1k 😂
[+12] u/NotRllytho: Last few months in a nutshell: Iran, 🌮, semiconductors, memory stocks
[+10] u/pinkerton_gov: We may be witnessing the largest Ponzi scheme ever perpetrated in modern American history
[+8] u/Adamos0210: Those $1000 strike price calls for MU starting to look like a not so bad bet. 15 may expiry anyone?
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: My son is getting married in a couple weeks and his fiance doesn't even trade. Do I stand up and object to this unholy union???
[+8] u/Slightlybadpicks: Life has no meaning without the casino 😩😩
[+7] u/Novel_Advice_2044: Due to the recent events i am thinking of writing a book on trading strategy. I will call it <FOMO: why giving in to your fear of missing out is the optimal strategy to become rich>
[+7] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: 2000 years from now, a humanoid robot will be telling their youth SNDK was considered the nectar of the gods.
[+7] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Talks between the US and Iran could resume as early as next week in Pakistan’s capital, a news report says.
The Wall Street Journal, citing people familiar with the matter, said the two sides are working with mediators to formulate a one-page, 14-point memorandum of understanding that would set the parameters for a month of talks aimed at ending the war.
Oil supply collapse incoming
[+7] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: To think, I was considering building a baller rig for $5,000 not that long ago:
256 GB RAM
64 core Threadripper
3 TB SSD
12 GB Ti GPU
Now that shit is prob $20,000
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: Ah hell nah even the news are TACOing now, now the peace deal is "as early as next week" and is actually just restarting talks and not ending anything
[+7] u/MetalliTooL: Kinda demoralizing to be working my ass off every day, while mofos be like “not sure what to do with my $7 million AMD gain, teehee.”
[+7] u/Noticeably98: You’re doing better than most people your age. Don’t sweat it
[+7] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Imagine if the poors found out how stocks and corporations are valued and how that directly impacts why their jobs get shittier and less safe and secure and paid less by the minute. It would be like a worker renaissance and destruction of the world order kind of event
[+7] u/NotRobotNFL: There’s no reason to be bearish for years to come, I guess
[+7] u/Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me: It's always a long wait until Monday.
[+7] u/VeterinarianIll4796: Half cash, half shares, details on your website?
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: So literally a company does well and you buy puts make it make sense
[+6] u/Harp-Note: I promise that on the next red day I'm buying calls.
[+6] u/str8rippinfartz: what a fucking crazy day for anyone with 0DTEs on chip stocks
had some INTC shit that was dead and expiring and it jumped from 0.07 to 9+ in 5 min, probably should've averaged down but I eat glue for breakfast
[+6] u/AyoungSquid: I just want everyone to know that I sold my calls on SNDK at $1k. And I awhile back I sold all my MU calls at 190 and never looked back 😭
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: My girlfriend says I can't come over because she doesn't want to deal with my shit. Drove by Wendy's to get some action, but ber carcases everywhere, the stink was unbearable. So here we are, lucky me
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: You guys ever notice they recycle the same narratives on semis to get good entries
[+6] u/Noble_Bastard: This market confirms that poor people are stupid, and stupid people are poor.
[+6] u/Waste-Ad-8715: This year has been kind of rough for me trading, missing a lot of the big plays and going in on some real shit… anyway would you like fries with your order sir?
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: MU going +10% everyday until eternity
[+5] u/WocketWaccoon: Cramer said it’s not too late to chase this AI market
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Hedging my whole existence against hentaivirus by buying an expensive ass life insurance. I will make sure my family has enough liquidity for 0DTEs
[+5] u/rsanchan: I cashed out some of my gains, sold enough to be able to buy instant noodles for 1 year so I can work on becoming a professional gambler.
[+5] u/ReggaeBusRider: Imagine what it will be like here if the market drops 60%. umm, when it drops... nvm, it's different this time
[+5] u/Zentaury: From all those comments where people regret of selling all this tech stocks 3-5-7 years ago we can gather:
Take your cost basis out and let ride the rest for years
Either make it or lose it
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: Buy MNRA Monday morning +30% run inbound!!
[+5] u/Parking-Area4090: #Some of us WORK for a living
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: So how do you thjnk INTC opens monday after Elon posted photo with INTC CEO?
[+5] u/astromouse2024: They’re gonna have to censor wsb for the amount of bers getting fucked
[+5] u/CumomEileen: I am a bear and I am in absolute shambles
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $RKLB and SpaceX might be the next $MU and $SNDK supercycle ngl
[+5] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Lost $1500 today. Gonna try to get it back Monday and probably lose more
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: if you wonder how people are affording homes. look at the number of retards that are becoming millionaires this week LOL.
[+5] u/whyshw: I sat and watched as everyone seems to be making life changing money. I’ll probably fomo just as rug pull happens
[+5] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: ok chat, realistically speaking now
why MSFT is flat or negative when the whole market is up? for the past days?
[+5] u/natures3: Lmao sold my RKLB for a 40% gain held since last week. Then it popped off another 10%. Nice.
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Disappointing performance by SNDK. 1600 by close was my expectation SMH
[+5] u/iseeyouboo: Weekly MU and SNDK is the way to go
[+5] u/rwc5078: I don't feel bad for bears
I do feel bad for r/thetagang
How you guys doing? Probably got everything called away and all cash right now?
[+5] u/Anal_holocost: SPY up MSFT down just as god intended
[+5] u/DeginGambler: TIL that RH automatically exercises call options that are ITM by even .01 at close if you have the buying power.
No RH, I did not want another 100 shares of ASTS the day before an unpredictable weekend and their earnings, especially at $75 fucking dollars when it closed at $75.05 and I paid $1 for the option. If I wanted another 100 shares I would have bought them a few days ago.
[+5] u/daytrader7222: I think retails buying calls for
SNDK, MU, AMD, and INTC, had pushed for another big pumps for those stocks, all up 15-16% each today. Nicely done.
It reminds me TSLA frenzy 4 yrs ago and NVDA 2.5 yrs ago.
If profit taking happens next week, it's going to be epic.
[+5] u/AdCritical5383: Lost $20k on decorative gourd futures this week. 💅
[+5] u/1M-to-Zero: Trump is going to China next week. Please pump SMCI to $50 please....
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: Alien portfolios found in the files, lots of Intel, Sandisk, Micron, AMD and Samsung
[+5] u/Direct-Spot-1693: Made $810 today. That’s like 28,744% higher than my average. Because my average starts with “-“
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: calls all next week again? $SPY
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: We keep doubting the rally but the companies are profitable
[+5] u/Ok-Flatworm-3397: My boy Marvell did a 360 in 2 days, down 8% up 6. Can’t go down 🗣️🗣️
[+14] u/MrNo_Balls: I hate my life, I should have gambled on MU and SanDisk.
[+14] u/weewoowewoooo: Being a bear is the most painful thing because all you’re doing is following logic but being a regard is the actual true super power to becoming rich lmfao
[+12] u/Iunatic: Timing the market beats time in the market
[+8] u/jonneh: MU and SNDK are like two racehorses at the track.
MU up 45.9% on the week, SNDK up 47.5%.
But SNDK up 539% YTD whereas MU is up 153% YTD so.. MU has some catching up to do 😂
Fuck bers btw 😂😂
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I don’t think I’ve ever had an original thought come from my head.
[+7] u/Jimmy_Jellyy: Full porting RDDT Monday morning
[+6] u/Karl-Levin: Remember when Iran had 48 hours to respond to the new proposal or else?
Well trump does neither so all good
[+6] u/unwanted_hair: *Proceeds to use gaming PC for anything but gaming.*
[+6] u/RickySitts: No one talks about Epstein anymore I think that was the plan
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: The great thing about an aging population is that the wealth trickles down to the zoomers when they get a job changing diapers
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: SNDK still leading the way. INTC is now #2.
https://preview.redd.it/4ezw3myg500h1.png?width=833&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca3cbb12c008755f72eb0f8b4587844e2d0c8292
[+5] u/Iunatic: Someone here definitely has a port of MSFT META HOOD PLTR RDDT LMAO
[+5] u/EpicWhaleSquad: MU trades at 8x forward earnings. No wonder why its gone up so much.
[+5] u/cloudsofgrey: With the money to be made on MU, already picking out what color Ferrari SUV Purosangue I'll be driving if this continues
[+5] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: 🚨🚨🚨
MRAM is the next one.
Do your own DD.
[+5] u/leancup8: I’m in my feelings man , everybody showing these crazy gains I bet the feeling is crazy congrats and fuck you ! 😂
[+5] u/Elidan123: The day Mag7 slow down buying overpriced chips and memory, watch out below.
[+5] u/DeHunter_54: Spy 750 by next week
[+5] u/niofalpha: I’m thinking RKLB and most space stocks continue to climb into June on SpaceX’s IPO coattails.
[+5] u/LakeShowForLife24: I’m up 200k since April and I feel like I’ve left so much on the table…
[+5] u/fish_: i have once again been too conservative with my DRAM strikes. thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/fish_: there will never be another red candle
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[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Too many guru multimillionaires traders around here. This is reminding me of 2020 all over again lol
[+5] u/Such-Ice1325: MSFT will reach ATH if all other stocks are red
[+5] u/blemdemman: pump shall continue until morale deteriorates
[+5] u/International_Bee653: We need a lady president so she could bounce her congas
[+5] u/Parunreborn: Did the guy that put nanas inheritance on Intel ever showed up to show the gains?
[+5] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: Severe dildo shortages reported in advance of wnba season opener.
[+5] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Gonna assume Trump didn't get the complete surrender he thought he was going to lol
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: Honestly, I think he just wants something shiny to hold up to his base so he can end the war, but he ain't even getting that anymore
[+5] u/Top-Meaning2626: I am ready to social distance by 15 ft
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: It keeps falling and
Falling and
Falling 😭
[+5] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I wanna Fullport Mu Calls so bad but student loans haven’t came yet 😔😔
[+5] u/literallyaPCgamer: While I am mad at myself for buying 1DTE puts yesterday, I still came out on top.
Just like never puts, even when it’s puts season the premiums are so high it doesn’t make sense, literally only reason to use them is as a hedge for a long position. (I am talking to myself)
[+5] u/CalRippedken: Bers are mythical creatures
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: No cerebras on Hood?
[+19] u/MagJack: Just a reminder that there are people out there going through life with their entire life savings of 100k just sitting in their checking account earning 0.03% interest and they are earning more than the average ber this year
[+11] u/youreaditfirst: A month ago i bought MU $500 calls for july 17th. I bought 60 of them and sold them for 8k gain. I bought them for 50k. And sold for 58k the next day. Right now those calls are worth $1,622,402.42. I am my worse enemy
[+11] u/Hellmale007: Most likely drop 10%
[+10] u/skymagic: > SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW CORONAVIRUS IN BATS IN THAILAND THAT MAY HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO INFECT HUMANS, ACCORDING TO A STUDY LED BY A UNIVERSITY OF TOKYO VIROLOGIST
Bears already booking first available nonstop flight to try to catch and eat one as we speak 🤣
[+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: Probably shoulda held my MU options over the weekend but took my 38k and ran
[+8] u/Any-Definition-1710: sndk free money glitch still not patched
[+8] u/Spy300: >JAPAN MAY BE DUMPING U.S. TREASURIES TO SAVE THE YEN, ADDING MORE PRESSURE ON AMERICA’S BOND MARKET AND PUSHING U.S. BORROWING COSTS HIGHER
😱
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: Fuck man, I can’t believe everyone be posting 10 bangers and I’m just hear with my MSFT
[+7] u/YungIrv: Yeah but we’re at all time highs! Who cares!!
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Who cares he's 90 let him have his fun
[+6] u/Feedthemcake: Get your bearish sentiment out over the next 48hrs because we’re opening higher Monday AM
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: comparison is the thief of joy
that's why I only look at loss porn
[+6] u/Elegant-Spite-3277: What are your two picks for next week that'll do a RKLB or MU...?
[+5] u/TimeDamage5446: Grandma is looking down so proud right now.
[+5] u/IcyPrincling: I don't even know what I'm doing anymore, I feel like I'm cursing whatever I invest in. Been in the red for so damn long while everyone else is retiring early, I'm sick of it.
[+5] u/EnginrA: What happens when we forget how to feel?
What happens when we forget how to love?
[+5] u/OnceALoser: I understand that there are investors who missed the rally but i am on another spectrum. I bought SOXS and now I am not only missing the rally but also losing the money. Be happy if you are sitting on cash and missing the rally. 🤣
[+5] u/skymagic: For every retard that full ported and made millions there’s an equal and opposite retard who full ported and went to 0 🤣
[+5] u/claytondpark: We all know somethings gonna snap this rally. Always does, when is the question...
Tldr: 5/15 arm/unh calls (short term bullish) & 7/17 spx/meta puts (lil longer term temp bearish) Godspeed!
[+5] u/Rosebunse: I like how everyone in the world is in agreement about the cruise ship being quarantined.
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: The posthumous fomo is real, seeing all these MU millionaire gain posts.
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Been doing 0DTEs and day trading. After 9 months I’m still break even…..fuck
[+5] u/Hot-Walk-6334: Puts on all the fomo stocks for Monday, Sandick, MU, Intel.ect. just close them at right time and dont get greedy.
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: Damn, lost 1k in the last 5 minutes cuz SPX landed right in the middle of my last minute shitty straddle.
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Marco Rubio got no phone call from Iran. Loser.
[+5] u/Snowman33001: MSTR outperforming BRK.B and NVDA YTD.
Probably nothing.
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: Now that markets closed, they can tell us the negotiations failed
And then on Monday announce another negotiation for 2% pump
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Cannons is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
[+5] u/strip_club_dj: Thanks to rklb I am now up 1,324% since Jan 2024. Thanks Sir Peter Beck!
[+5] u/tocinoman: Seeing my entire net worth go up like 15% today was pretty neat. We should do it again some time.
[+5] u/Phimb: Went down by 4%, that was your entry.
[+5] u/Beneficial_Ad9547: Asts new ath within a month
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Sanjay Mehrotra is his name.
Google him. Fear him. Respect him.
[+5] u/ChannelGullible7324: This is beyond clear what's about to happen this is a buy the rumor sell the news watch when this war ends what happens lol
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: About two whiskeys away from selling 100 rddt for a 20% loss to put it in dram.
[+5] u/bulk_logic: 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 OPEN THE CASINO 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰
[+5] u/EnginrA: Crazy to see so many posts with gains in the millions, this has to be a first
[+10] u/OPINION_IS_REGARDED: BERS MISSED GENERATIONAL WEALTH AGAIN LMAOOO
[+8] u/Tadikif: BERS have done an incredible job retardmaxxing these past few weeks. Their thesis, what goes up must come down. but we are hitting a point where we go past the forces of gravity. Comparing now to previous bubbles is retarded, we are in a totally different situation. Yes, we might get a pull back but not because of business or consumer sentiment. BERS ARE SO FUKD.
[+7] u/True_Bit_5680: Ok I give up, going all in MU Monday.
[+7] u/sadguy__: Been in the market for some time to know moves like this usually end badly and every time a new generation of bag holders is born. Just be careful warm regards, stepping on a dangerous territory right now
[+7] u/zoidbergface90: I YOLO’d into SNDK at $1400. Made 5k today. Did I mess up? Hard not to take profits after 5k in a day
[+7] u/HighwayExotic2808: People are seriously using AI to write a post for them about how AI is a bubble lmao
[+7] u/Jesus-Musk: I'm ready for the casino to re-open
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: so much front page gain. insane.
[+6] u/Tadikif: high chance of another full week of green days next week. Let the party keep going!
[+5] u/NonBalisticSniper: I don't need the weekend for that. I'm on that every day. 😎🥂
[+5] u/BagholderForLyfe: So everyone on this sub is a millionaire now? Meanwhile, I missed every opportunity for generational wealth. Bought SOXL at $8 and sold for measly profit. Had INTC at $20 but sold for peanuts. FML...
[+5] u/Dornitz: What if this year is like 99 and the nasdaq just fucking doubles.
[+5] u/melvincaneatmyshorts: The only thing AI is good for right now is vibe coding which I guess is pretty valuable
[+5] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: how much MU do you guys have? Genuine question
[+5] u/RonBlake: But.. but.. it’s cyclical… don’t they understand it’s a cyclical commodity..
[+5] u/Bigddaddi: Bears assemble..... Be patient stay mighty and ready for the upcoming Hunt..... 🤣🤣🤣 We dinning in hell veryy sooon
[+5] u/Successful-End7689: Oh my lord, bears must be getting their aholes absolutely torn apart lmao.
[+5] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Where’s all this money coming from to be put in the market every day lmao
[+5] u/daedalus_dance: If you are feeling extreme FOMO having missed out on memory stocks rally just remember that historically that's when losses hit the most (max euphoria). You missed it this week, go touch grass. Decide how it looks on monday.
[+5] u/HowLongCanIMakeACock: We could be homeless we could be broke
[+5] u/Bravadette: We are living in The Apprentice as a live, interactive audience. And I can't wait until I lose connection.
[+5] u/manlymatt83: Does anyone else think MU actually still has more room to run?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Retard bers only coming out at night cuz the bols bully their anoos during the day lmfaoooo
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: Gonna pour another $10K into DRAM next week. Not sure if I'd rather just hold shares or go in on late June calls
[+5] u/PrthReddits: I could've retired by putting negligible amounts of money on otm calls fuuuck
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: Someone needs to start a GoFundMe for the stubborn Permabears.
[+5] u/dasboot523: I think we're reaching the Euphoria
[+5] u/evanthe-winner: Holding calls over the weekend. Call me Mr big balls
[+5] u/HedgehogGood7411: On the upside, anytime I do a wrong trade I immediately roll over the costs to my corporate clients, blame inflation and increase my rates. Although I wonder how they'll handle the 300% bump I'm hitting them with now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[+5] u/A10cc: I'm perpetually tired these days.
[+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: So aliens? Or do we not care..
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: DXY goes down stonks go up its that easy
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: how the fuck is sam altman gay when mira murati exists
[+11] u/Happy-n-Healthy: I hope you guys made tons of money today, I've been out playing with my puppy all day
[+9] u/winston511: I’ve made no money during this historic bull run but I’ve also not lost any money while bers are entering generational poverty so I guess that’s a win
[+8] u/kazkeb: You can tell it's Friday night because only the losers that don't have anything to do are on this sub
(I am one of those losers)
[+8] u/S0Anon: bears sound smart yet they forget money is made out of thin air and injected into what they're shorting
[+8] u/kazkeb: Constantly refreshing Al Jazeera to see if there are any new attacks is the real definition of "doomscrolling"
[+8] u/kazkeb: Was thinking about watching Avatar Fire and Ash tonight... but I don't want to be reminded about my portfolio
[+7] u/MIROXXVIS: I bid you all farewell for now. I've only been trading for a little over a month now and after taking a 50% hit on my INTC puts, I sold all my open positions on Friday and still netted a little over 180% with my extremely reckless investments (I just did whatever top comment said on the daily's or the exact opposite depending on mood). I have now withdrawn it all and will buy a new car this weekend. Cheers, I'll be back in the Casino soon enough I'm sure.
[+7] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: 43 straight day being black out drunk and the only side effect is one of my toes fucking hurts really bad
And the effect fades throughout the day
All in all not bad
Which is why I keep drinking
[+6] u/winston511: I thought buying LMT during these times would be a safe haven but turns out I could’ve bought a $1500 memory stock that doesn’t allow red days instead
[+6] u/PremiumFentanylGouda: Open the motherfuckin casino and give us SNDK 0dtes dammit
[+5] u/kemar7856: 😔 when you don't hold any mu, scandisk but instead got Microsoft
[+5] u/Ok_Cry7572: CPI,ppi, China meeting with trump next week. We gonna pump on those?
[+5] u/S0Anon: Buy calls -> dealers hedge -> spy goes up -> more people buy calls -> lambo -> ber question reality and sees his 9th john of the day
[+5] u/ajibtunes: This Iran thing is gettin tired bro
[+5] u/NiceJobSon: Opened a short on mu, my soul is with the Lord from here on out.
[+5] u/Dangerous-Retard: Bought some USO calls just before close.
I feel like future me would regret not gambling on oil right now.
Then again, perhaps my username is less a "name" and more an "accurate description"...
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Jewish space lasers on the ground
[+5] u/Useful_Donut6789: qqq is definitely going to hit 1000 before spy does
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: Just gotta wait for all the wsb bers to post realized losses and say they give up on shorting forever, that’s when I go all in puts
[+5] u/diego_tomato: can we sink that hantavirus ship just to be safe
[+5] u/pidaryob: man the top is near lmao i’m getting ads for etfs now wtf v
[+9] u/NoFuckingValue: Each trading day we should get a post game interview with an executive from the biggest winner and worst loser. Maybe even mid-day we get a check-in at the half(way point). This type of "on the field" access could revolutionize the sport.
[+8] u/Hot-Pop-3250: $30,000 investment in SNDK one year ago would be $1,000,000 now
[+7] u/HyperSensitive-Mods: # All it takes to RIG this Market is ONE TWEET ….. 🚽 📲 🥭
[+7] u/cashflow_: This ride share app in Venezuela has my rating at 4.69. So dumb. I’m a 4.9 on uber and another app after thousands of rides. They just don’t like foreigners lol
[+7] u/Affectionate-Drop689: got 5k ready for monday. goal is to get to 5 million minimum
what are the plays?
[+6] u/WhispersAboutNothing: Thank God rockets go up 🚀 Trump should wage a war in space so I can make generational wealth on my RKLB long calls.
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: im the only one in this sub not touching chip stocks
my brain hates money
[+6] u/iamjt: Looks the white house got left on read by the Iranians
[+6] u/the-revenge-trader: I will be homeless by the time the Ai bubble bursts
[+6] u/Traditional-Koala927: The biggest public enemies of Americans are flat days
[+6] u/cashflow_: Some days I love my life and feel blessed. Other days I’m just tired of it all
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: All this green make my pp hard. And then there’s MSFT…
[+5] u/MusicianWilling517: if the whole world bought calls on monday. Which way do you guys think the market would go...
[+5] u/Nervous-Sky2414: There is a 49 day lag, in general, for Hormuz energy supplies to reach their destinations. So, the compounding effect of the real physical shortages on supply inventories has only just begun. Up to now, we've been dealing with futures. There's a reason Orange isn't simply laying back with his blockade of Iran's blockade for the indefinite future. They have us over a "barrel".
[+5] u/Salvaterra991: Bers on extinction 🐻🏳️🌈
[+5] u/sunnydays2121: just fyi space sector is up next
[+5] u/Legendary-Lemon: I am so wasted. And thinking: why I didn’ full ported on semis instead of only 20%???? And also why I sold by end of April instead of now?
I could be drinking fucking Brut instead of shitty beer.
Profit is profit I guess? But Valhalla is next fucking level. Could’ve end in Wendy’s dumpster so I guess it is not too bad.
[+5] u/watisdat: WAIT A MINUTE SNDK HAD A 16% DAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??????? Sorry I was out all day
[+5] u/E39_CBX: I feel so fucking stupid and useless. This week literally fucking ANYTHING else I could’ve had calls on and made money I desperately need. Instead I’m down $1500 on NOW calls. Fuck this I’m so done. I need software to pump again :(
[+5] u/RjBloxks: what should I get for dinner with the money taken from ber ports this week? Steak and Lobster or Omakase?
[+5] u/thats_justice_baby: Mother of god what a day
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: Learn from the best
Wallstreet bets 😎
[+5] u/poffa-: Why the fuk should you graduate in finance when you only need to buy memory stonks?
[+5] u/AMDeez_nutz: Crdo, anet, mrvl, nbis
[+13] u/goldenlamp: I’m up a lot and still have FOMO
[+8] u/Pale-Silver-8178: If you made gains balls up $50 or 1 million you worked hard for it proud of you bro
[+8] u/Vlisa: Crazy to think about, but percent gains wise this might have been the greatest month of my life.
[+7] u/n1ck90z: The only way this could get any more bullish than this is if a second pandemic hit
[+6] u/Beagle001: Remember when there would be like 3-5 really good DD breakdowns on the main page...nightly? Now it's just loss or gains.
Also, my ban might have kicked in because GOOG couldn't be moderately useful today.
!banbet
[+6] u/RockasaurusRex: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SPY CALLS. ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A BROKE ASS BITCH LIKE ALL THE OTHER BROKE ASS BITCHES? THEN BUY SPY CALLS.
[+6] u/TopRaise7: Ok screw this. I’m all in for SPY 737 puts Mon, Tue and Wed. I’ll live and die on this
[+5] u/AgileHornet5960: Buy SNDK or get left out.
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Still no response from Iran..
[+5] u/PassiveF1st: Real talk, congrats to all the call buyers in this wild environment. Y'all deserve it for being so regarded.
I was a little too heavy with my shorts and have given back all my gains this year in my taxable acct. I'm really fucking bummed about it but at least I'm still green ytd and my 401k has been ripping.
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: May 9th would actually be a good day for Shoigu to implement the coup Putin has been fearing ever since the Wagner rebellion. And if he does that, promises to hand Putin over to the ICC and withdraws from Ukraine so that Ukraine stops blowing up Russian oil exports and Russian oil is no longer sanctioned, there should be a nice crater in the oil price and pumps on everything that isn't oil.
My oil producer shares would tank, but I'd get it back on industrials mooning.
Of course, Nothing Ever Happens^(TM) but it would be a cool ending to the May day parade.
[+5] u/CigInside: Enjoying this brokers gin. 94 proof, has this funny little bowler hat as the top, not too much bite for the morning.
[+5] u/TheoryInttro: Too bad they let about 30 amerifats off and allowed them to return home.
[+5] u/music_is_gud: What's the best way for me to double my money every day for the next 10 days reliably?
Thanks!
[+5] u/tortu995: Mamdani will be viewed as far right if assets keep going up, admin talking how great things are while 80% of the people are suffering the ai layoffs and hormuz inflation. Also it's clear that the financial conditions are loose as fck and fed should hike. But i guess there's 2/3 weeks more of the pump.
[+5] u/Standard_Tea8250: TSLA to 500 next week
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Think I'll sell everything Monday and go all in peng, just cause I like penguins and market fucks with that logic rn
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: META and MSFT fucking suck, but whenever the rotation from semis finally happens those are both easily +30% from here
[+5] u/xShiftfaced: In times like these we must pray to the VIX for guidance and answers
[+5] u/Suavecore_: I think it's time we all accept that we should simply be buying extremely far OTM sndk and AMD calls
[+5] u/_Netgirth: We must not have met
[+5] u/IHadTacosYesterday: Every time I sell AMD shares it's like $10 higher about 20 minutes later
[+5] u/Pristine_Struggle: Holy FUCK I’m buzzed
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Bulls eating Wagyu beef and hiring strippers to let them blow lines off their titties this weekend
[+5] u/timetopractice: Meta platforms is the best stock in the world
[+12] u/KissMyRichard: Let's see.
Markets are at all time highs with valuations just under the dotcom bubble, consumer sentiment hits the lowest it's ever been, Chapter 11's rise 42% year over year, AI stocks are 40% of the market now, U.S. credit card debt hits an all time high of $1.3 trillion and Debt/GDP is at least 122%.
But yeah everything's fine, this time is different, shut up gay bear...
[+10] u/zin3d: I'm up 100k in 2 weeks shits crazy
[+8] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Release the UFO files: challenge passed
Release the Epstein files: impossible
[+8] u/Sad-Literature-5341: I made 50k today. Most single day gain I've ever had
[+8] u/kumako10: Thinking about joining cash gang
[+7] u/Intelligent-Ad8242: Are there any pullbacks in the menu? I'm waiting for the juicy 0.01% dip
[+6] u/realghost69: Microsoft is literally the worst company
[+6] u/Bahamahamma: bought 10k in INTC puts, wish me luck
[+6] u/Knarre30: I’m starting to feel schizophrenic. I’m certain that no peace deal will materialize, yet despite that, I think everything will keep going up.
[+5] u/winner_in_life: Long live random access memory.
[+5] u/East-Description-243: Black swan events are bullish now.
[+5] u/i_simp_f: Good news guys Trump says hantavirus is "we hope under control" lol looks like we're in the clear
[+5] u/Gabzorlee: Held onto mu puts from $540, played rocketlab covered calls and they went under so I had to buy them out at the top after selling shares of other things.. Held onto Intel puts, yeah account wipe isn't a fun, never try to make sense of things and follow the trend
The only positive plays I had, were calls on spy and qqq, got out at 15% and 25% just to see them hit new ath 😂😭
[+5] u/wickedbeats: trash tits is back to ass tits once again
stupid fuking bers get ready to cover ur retard shorts
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Hold and sell when it’s below $20 again
[+5] u/Adventurous-Iron251: Im certain that QQQ will have a similar drop as GLD had when it went hyperbolic, the question is when will it happen
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Cliffs on the Alien files?
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Europe jet fuel supplies are gone in 6 weeks time.
So expect more flight cancellations.
Going to be a staycation for much of the world just like covid days.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: should i drink
take an edible
or do a Zyn?
i can only pick one sin tonight
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: So APPARENTLY, you can loot a charity and not only not go to jail but also come out AHEAD and make BILLIONS for yourself and become the poster child of the AI industry. Congrats I guess scam Altman and Greg stockman…
[+13] u/Micheal_Hancho: How the hell do the Uruk-hai know what a menu is?
[+9] u/No-Pressure7783: So just buy ASTS and MU Calls next week ?
[+8] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Why didnt anyone tell me about SanDisk last year? I had 150k to buy stonks ffs i'd been retired today
[+8] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: I just woke up from a terrible nightmare where I was completely broke due to my degeneracy
Wait nvm I was just zoned out on the toilet
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons” and “Never forget, I f—ing own you.
[+6] u/IndividualNo7155: Second poop for today :) both were in the toilet
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Sadly i slept through the stock market because i’m Asian
[+5] u/KarlLachsfeld: Don't.
"Nothing ever happens"
It literally doesn't, it will always work out. Trust me, you'll be happier.
And if things go to shit, you'll be happy when things go to shit.
[+5] u/surmoiFire: call for UFO and lizatards👽
[+5] u/Future_Hyena2562: No kidding. I bought DRAM shares yesterday and those are up almost 16% in 24 hrs
[+5] u/CluelessTennisBall: Puts? Just puts the fries in the bag bro lmao
[+5] u/Baytwink2: RKLB hulk dick today saved me from the permanent underclass 🙏🏼🙏🏼😫
[+5] u/Kindly-Upstairs3996: There is so much on this sub but today showed me something important, Conviction. MU, RKLB, DRAM, SNDK If you have held these stocks for a while, today must have felt great.
[+5] u/_TheOoze_: Rowdy Gains chose to be a swimmer and ended up an Olympic gold medalist, so I'm not gonna throw shade. But, could you imagine if he chose to be a CNBC analyst instead? Who wouldn't take stock-picking advice from a dude named Rowdy Gains? #berfuk
[+5] u/pickledmagahead: Omfg I can’t wait for archer on Monday
[+5] u/MakeOSUGreatAgain63: Odds 🥭 tries to cure new virus by recommending people consume/ inject liquid bleach on live TV like he did in 2020?
[+5] u/IntrepidToday0: Imagine watching that huge dip yesterday and deciding to buy Puts instead of Calls.
[+5] u/amanj41: Wish I felt confident enough to short it but who knows how far we can go
[+5] u/stuntondeezh0es: The Retard of the United States said gas prices are down today lmfao
[+5] u/chuastan: My view on probabilities. If Iran flat out rejects the proposal - some downside volatility. If they accept this shit is going to rip so high. U won’t know why your next bag of Doritos cost u 10 bucks
[+5] u/SniXSniPe: Intel is going to become the first $1T company with a PE ratio of -175 (actually, would be far worse at that point)
Let's make it happen
[+5] u/Bagholder147: Still better than PLTR
[+9] u/PushAble2463: My gf wants me to liquidate my port in order to buy a new house 🤨 Although I already own 2/3rds of our current house. She also doesn’t want to touch her own savings because of her 6 % interest… truth to be told my avg. return on my money is like -94 % tho
[+8] u/Logical-Clerk-1571: june will be a good month for our space fellas
[+8] u/wattap: imagine not liking black coffee
[+8] u/issurvey: These violent delights have violent ends.
[+7] u/Distinct_Car7737: Would you mind to open the fuckin casino
[+7] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: Thanks to whoever posted on RKLB. My 3k in calls made for a great week.
[+7] u/Slow-Information-847: Every weekend we bomb each other to death. Every trading day, Axios will leak some insider info at 3am, a deal will be signed after market open. Since they used 1 page last time, next week will be 1 paragraph.
[+7] u/DJisDopeAF: So SNDK is free money huh
[+7] u/Live_Salamander8652: quit being a fucking loser and go work at wendys, then you can lose 1000 in your investment account vs the 60
way more fun to lose thousands
[+6] u/BRshan: I’m finally single and can lose my life savings boys let’s do this shit
[+6] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Alien files are fucking screen shots of videos Weak as hell yet again
[+6] u/Loperenco: I've entered DRAM position after MU gains, on Monday I think I will put much more into this
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Good morning fellow high IQ Europeans
[+5] u/4DH2: lol imagine dying from a rat bourne virus and being left inside of a cruise ship to rot. Family can't even see you. Life is a complete joke
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: fuck I want to put all my life savings into SanDisk, just a few of those good +10% days and I'll have enough money to live of interest afterwards
But knowing me I'm certain SanDisk will fall off a cliff -90% the minute I buy more of them...
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: [https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/bears-now-roam-the-chernobyl-dead-zone-and-the-mutations-are-hard-to-ignore/vi-AA22Gipf?ocid=socialshare](https://www.msn.com/en-us/video/animals/bears-now-roam-the-chernobyl-dead-zone-and-the-mutations-are-hard-to-ignore/vi-AA22Gipf?ocid=socialshare)
[+5] u/iwishiwasameme: Figma balls in your mouth.
[+5] u/zzzzzz808: My portfolio is looking really Aladeen right now.
[+5] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Looking to buy some $BJ at market open
[+5] u/imightgobroke: Spy will be over 1k at the end of the year at this rate honestly
[+5] u/FrostingCreepy7723: >Excel and Jevon's Paradox
>Jevons paradox holds that when technology makes a task more efficient, total consumption of that task increases rather than decreases, because lower costs expand demand, see also here.
....
>The bottom line is that rather than reducing the need for accountants, Excel dramatically lowered the cost of financial analysis, reporting and record-keeping, making these services accessible to a far broader range of businesses and use cases.
>The result has been more accountants, not fewer, see chart below.
https://www.apollo.com/wealth/the-daily-spark/excel-and-jevons-paradox
>Online booking was supposed to wipe out the travel agent. It did not. Jevons paradox explains why: cheaper travel booking created more total travel demand, and some of that flowed back to human agents for complex trips, luxury travel and corporate accounts, see chart below.
https://www.apollo.com/wealth/the-daily-spark/cheaper-booking-created-more-demand-for-humans
>AI's Most Exposed Industry Keeps Hiring
>Nearly two million workers in the Philippines now work in call centers, up every year since 2016 and through the AI boom. This is Jevons paradox in action: as AI makes call center work cheaper and faster, companies are buying more of it, not less. Lower cost per interaction does not mean fewer interactions. It means more customers served, more channels opened and more markets worth reaching. The technology that was supposed to shrink the industry is fueling its expansion.
https://www.apollo.com/wealth/the-daily-spark
[+5] u/FartPolluter: Market is at clown levels, getting kind of pointless stock picking
[+5] u/jrlandry: "I paid a premium to buy shares of a stock at a certain price. Why did Robinhood think I wanted to buy at that price???"
[+12] u/Street-Badger: China is asleep at the switch here. How can you make no moves when your greatest opponent has put their dick in a toaster and pushed the lever down?
[+10] u/ReturnLate8178: MU bulls living it up this weekend
[+8] u/Coloradospruce33: Never thought a port with Meta, Nflx, Bros, RDDT and Shop would be flat for a year while a memory card company from 1998 would be laughing in our face
[+8] u/peterpeer9: I'm in the break room helping a coworker look for his hot pocket that I ate this morning
[+8] u/JessKingHangers: If SNDK could go up another $100 on Monday that would be great.
[+8] u/Ready-Tennis8577: They’re selling butt plugs at target and you’re bearish??
[+8] u/coolopinionlmao: just watched the Cohen eBay interview
what a fucking retard
i genuinely hope the apes lose all their money
[+8] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: Anybody concerned that the market is fully uninterested in paying for the future cash flows of anybody who is going to use these chips to sell a product?
[+8] u/eternalpuer: I’m also buying your wife flowers
[+7] u/Jimbeauxer: I know for a fact that a good 90% of all my problems would go away if I could suck my own cock
[+7] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: Somebody please please tell me WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?? I haven’t checked since April…. HOW THE FUCK HAS INTC, MU, and SNDK all almost tripled…. What the fuckkkkkk is happening?
Weren’t we about to launch WW3? Now we are ath and 3x stocks in 30 days…. Tell me it’s fake and gay
[+7] u/odity9: Im all in 20k SNDK 1780c 5/8. Bought up after it was up 8% on the day, then ran another 8%. Its 30k now. Need to run up another 20% by Friday to break even. Probably be millionaire by Friday.
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: who else buying their wife flowers at 4pm tomorrow after work
[+6] u/rocier: you know what sucks?
the weekend :(
[+6] u/jasperCrow: Beginning to think Dan Ives was right in the fall when he said the ai buildout is in the 4th inning.
[+6] u/Bnick319: Married with a kid lol
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: NVDA is ready for lift off. it always gets its summer pump and then dicks around for a year and then gets another summer pump.
NVDA is going to do some big boner dropping at their earnings and they'll reveal that their shit is better and they can do cpu stuff too now on their ultra dildo racks and blah blah blah.
6T coming. $250
[+5] u/geddyclaus: Which are prettier, tulips or semis?
[+5] u/FrostySoftPressure: Maybe they pumping the market so that they can attack during the weekend and market won’t go down as much
[+5] u/Extreme_Marketing865: NBIS and ASTS earning, might have 2 assholes next week hopefully from shrek.
[+5] u/xhytdr: I love my job man
https://preview.redd.it/13kmeagn840h1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65509acda29d4da82f64224a7db5fe66956a8f3
[+5] u/chumbubbles: We need the data centers but not the companies?
[+5] u/Competitive-Fruit-18: Going to go birdwatching at the strait of Hormuz.
[+5] u/tbsb1001: haven’t been involved in the market for over a year and now i decide to get back in and it’s the most ludicrous run in history, what do i buy fellas
[+30] u/AirportMaterial5917: toy humorous bear plucky scary historical butter husky gaze cooperative
[+13] u/goldtank123: Mark my words. The reversal of this market will be fucking catastrophic.
[+12] u/OsamaBagHolding: Never wipe because I don't let shit bother me
[+12] u/SeaworthinessNo4: It is because of mango man only why market is up
[+9] u/OsamaBagHolding: Nutted in my eyes just to see how far I've come
[+9] u/baconography: If at first you don't succeed, take a loan out on your credit card, and try again.
[+8] u/Midnite_07: ASTS $90 AH on Monday and Tuesday open $100+
[+8] u/MoreOutcome8541: Lmao retail traders here and on X are euphoric. AI will transform everything!! Companies have cash flow!!
We all know how this ends. Smart money is unloading on you right now. Enjoy the bags
[+7] u/PinealTone: The year is still early.. Plenty of opportunities to get your million even if you missed out this last month regard gains.
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: 2nd time pooping today I’m nervous
[+7] u/Liquidtears: UFO files will pump the space sector into spacex ipo
[+7] u/cbusoh66: If you ever doubt MU can't possibly keep going up, just remember that MU will general $100 billion in PROFITS next year, more than TSLA generates in SALES.
[+6] u/RagingBearBull: In real life, it seems like people are not really that rich.
However on reddit, it seems like people are like multi millionaires.
Therefore most redditors not me can afford food easily.
[+6] u/PositiveAdagio891: https://preview.redd.it/uwkmu0w1k40h1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e12755e5804503f9ecd3f471bb74273fa53f62
Drove by this stonk yesterday
[+6] u/sanmar2225: How did you get my password
[+6] u/Hwangoutpltr: Sink water and ramen for dinner this week 🙂↕️
[+6] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I went to bed at 5pm yesterday and woke up at 7am. I’m just now making myself get out of bed. I want to die
[+6] u/zainwhb: They should make some weekend market and overnight market for that as well so we just never sleep
[+5] u/ChampagneWastedPanda: Upcoming this week data for anyone doing 1-0dte
The coming week is dominated by heavy-hitting economic data that will dictate Federal Reserve policy for the summer:
• CPI (Consumer Price Index): Scheduled for Tuesday, May 12. This is the week’s "main event." Investors are looking for signs that inflation is cooling enough to allow the Fed to consider rate cuts later in the year.
• PPI (Producer Price Index): Scheduled for Wednesday, May 13. This will show price pressures at the wholesale level and often serves as a leading indicator for consumer costs.
• "Terror Data" (Retail Sales): Due on Thursday, May 14. This report is nicknamed "terror data" by traders due to its potential to trigger high volatility; it will reveal if the U.S. consumer is finally pulling back under the weight of sustained high interest rates.
[+5] u/Icy-Motor-8519: 🥭 expected a decision from Iran last night and still haven’t got it yet. They have his balls in a vice. Lol
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: Split the stock already and make me rich
[+5] u/uncsucks: Guys I don't think Iran actually wants to make a deal
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Surprised more people aren’t buying DRAM options. So cheap compared to SNDK and MU
[+5] u/vizio1989: Mag 7 hasn’t exactly taken over this rally. Smart money not really chasing this, wait for a 5% drop. I’m assuming after earnings
[+5] u/OpeDefinitely: Could not imagine trusting an employer to properly manage a pension.
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: We have Big Beautiful Gyna visit.
We have Big Beautiful blockade that has to end before the Gyna visit, or it will not happen.
We have 5 days until 750 or 650 again.
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: All my good plays are always in my ROTH, never my regular account . Smh
[+5] u/DistrictObjective680: SNDK.
Split. Your fuckin. Stock. Yah.
(To the beat of "x gonna give it to ya")
[+5] u/Overall_Option_8883: RKLB chart gonna look like a hockey stick doubling in the next few months
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: If you say that getting the money is the most important thing, you'll spend your life completely wasting your time. You'll be doing things you don't like doing in order to go on living, that is to go on doing thing you don't like doing, which is stupid.
[+16] u/jijitalk: Remember bers. You’re not wrong, you’re just early. DOUBLE DOWN CHAMP, THIS WEEK WILL BE YOUR WEEK.
Best regards,
- BOLS
[+14] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Honestly the apex of society has come and gone. We are seeing the slow approach of the Doom. We will be watering crops with BRAWNDO soon.
[+12] u/scm66: Lt. Dan was a genius buying Apple stock in the 80s.
[+10] u/LeCanadien: I made 1k in gains in a week for I think the first time since I started investing. Humble beginnings, but feels good. Have no one else to share that news with lol. Have a good weekend everyone.
[+8] u/kenathen: all semi become >$1T by end of May
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: neighbors saw me finish edging outside 🧍♂️
[+8] u/Dramatic-Morning-100: Funny, does the same thing to men.
[+7] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Imagine being Warren Buffet and holding $400B of cash while missing out on the greatest bull run in history lmaaoo
[+7] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Jp morgan chase girl is hot
[+7] u/zangor: You guys see that bear at the summit of the Alaskan Volcano. Maybe this is the sign.
[+7] u/potato111a: SELL IN MAY AND GO AWAY.. YEAH SELLING PUTS LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: eating some cheesy naan with bacon 🥓
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: I'm not lazy, I'm efficiency-focused.
[+6] u/Warm_Implement3088: I'm throwing all of my savings EVERYTHING into DRAM because the OIL crisis doesn't exist and NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: The deal must be close because they wouldn't take this long just to say no.
[+6] u/derprondo: I actually really like Ebay for the most part and I'm going to be really disappointed if Ryan Cohen actually succeeds with the acquisition and then ruins the company. I think ebay might be the oldest internet account I still have, signed up in 2001. I had a different account in 1998 though.
[+6] u/knoqd_: If QQQ had a 10% correction, it would still be above its previous ATH lmao
[+6] u/chikenbeer: Holding onto losers is dumb cuz u could have bought more MU shares
[+6] u/MakeResonableChoices: Hopefully you guys didn’t forget to get your moms calls for Mother’s Day
[+6] u/BunchaPepperFcks: throw it in the trash
[+5] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: People keep saying the system is down to just one month of oil supply. And then shit really hits the fan. Seems like I've been reading comments like that for a couple of months. I saw it again today.
I hope Elon Musk says it soon. Then it will never happen.
[+5] u/Moist_Chain_POL: i gifted her a SanDisk pendrive 🤌🏼
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Why are "AI is a bubble" guys active in the most degen subreddits? No wonder they don't know shit.
[+5] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: AI is ruining my life because retarded people make retarded things with it and I get yelled at for how retarded those things are.
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: Sold 4 SNDK calls yesterday way too soon. Could have 30k+ more... Yeah I know
[+5] u/fuck_zebster: Start ur own ai company and ipo .
[+5] u/OscarCapac: Lmao not even the weekend can stop MU
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: This is a hard market to invest in. I want to just sell everything and buy more ai stocks but I know it will be the top.
[+5] u/DownSyndromSteven: It’s funny how Reddit was bombarded with posts for a year before this crazy run about the bubble but it’s only just forming now
[+5] u/tacobliss: Not even gonna log into my accounts tomorrow. No trades planned. Anything could happen. Good luck out there.