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[+29] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Hard to believe it’s only 3 more showers until Christmas
[+15] u/Shoganai_Hito: Guy I work with is almost 90 years old and says he has no desire to retire anytime soon.
I guess he was a ber his whole life and now paying the consequences
[+14] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: #**HAPPY FRIDAY. NOW OPEN THE DAMN CASINO!**
[+13] u/Tropicalfisher: TIL that a ceasefire means you can still shoot
SPY +2%
[+10] u/JiffKewneye-n: because why wouldn't spy rally .52 percent on no news.
[+9] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Inflation hit even daily discussion threads
[+9] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: 2 daily discussions eh?
[+9] u/Voenker: Incredible how I buy a leveraged turbo and literally 2 seconds later it diarrheas my portfolio with a 3k loss...
[+9] u/SmoresPies: 5mo into 2026 and i have nothing to show for it
[+8] u/imakesalotofmistakes: Infinite daily thread glitch
[+8] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: RKLB really had a blowout earnings that coincided perfectly with a revamping of hostilities 🙄
[+8] u/Foremole_of_redwall: I don’t understand bears. “Oh no, the stock market is going up and making everyone more money! I wish that would stop!” Like seriously what’s wrong with you?
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Mods keep fucking up these threads man 😔
[+7] u/GoogleKushforLunch: This market gonna create so many permabulls then out of nowhere flip the script
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: The guy above me sold all of their MU and SNDK to yolo into CAR @ $800
[+7] u/Shoganai_Hito: I sold a SPY call for a loss of $700 and watched it go to +$60K just a few days later. This was back mid-April on the SPY climb to $700. Was a SPY $704c I bought for $0.66 that peaked out at $10 something; it dipped to $0.33 right after I bought
Fucking stings but life goes on and made money since
Best of luck to y’all today and have a fantastic weekend
[+6] u/SetRestart: MU is making me rich
[+6] u/_TryingToBeRational_: Thanks to Wendy's I won't have to get a job at Wendy's.
[+6] u/powerboner: Which fucking thread do we go on goddammit mods GET IT TOGETHER!!!
[+6] u/housemouse431: wendys is green lmao. must be a sign
[+6] u/kenathen: 🤣 🤣 🤣. spy close 750 today. thought will be 800
[+6] u/Own_Cat_9967: Thank y’all for finally convincing me to get on the NOK wagon this week…at the exact time everyone got off. I’ve truly mastered buying the top 🤌
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: My bb MUU has come back to life
[+6] u/dontslambro: It’s been weeks since we have had like big dump on the markets. Worst we have finished red is like half a percent.
[+6] u/FGoobs: Last tanker from the Straight arrives to the US today. From now on, all our oil is 🏳️🌈❤️
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: David Attenborough is 100 today. Legend
[+6] u/Skilledthunder: This is the better Daily discussion. The other ones filles with idiots who cant read
[+6] u/CumomEileen: I learned the hard way that “it can’t keep going up forever” is not a good short thesis
[+5] u/LasyKuuga: My job bores me and no salary scares me 😔
[+5] u/Specialist_Spite5930: Wendy's has reported fellow regards
[+5] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Always buy calls sound like a meme but it’s the path of least resistance
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: SNDK +5% today to save my marriage
[+5] u/dabblesest: P/C ratio of 2.18 yeah we’re definitely still going up…
Or flat, but either way bers r fuk
[+5] u/No-Put2311: I freaked out too early about MU yesterday… sickening
[+5] u/tika_dengu: Believe it or not, bers extinct
[+5] u/Bichael-Murry: wen circuit breakers
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Which daily thread shall win?
[+5] u/BFox1982: Wars winding down, what do you want to do to distract people from the Epstein files, Mr. President?
Release the alien files!
[+5] u/Krigrim: ALL IN MU CANT GO TITS UP
[+5] u/CurrentRoutine7392: SHOTS FIRED , WAR HAS RESUMED
🥭: That's not war? That's just some love taps. Don't worry, ceasefire is still in place
SPY: +1%
[+18] u/TraipseTraveller: I think we could use a fourth daily thread
Mods are gey
[+14] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: I dont understand bears. Its like if everyday you left your house out the back door, someone slapped the shit out of you. Instead of trying the front door, they just say, "nope. Today's the day that slapping basterd dies," only to get slapped in the face the instant they open the door.
[+12] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Props to the chef for the cooked job numbers
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Dear Zuck, and any other tech ceo.
We dont want your stupid fucking ar/vr smart glasses, goggles, or headsets. Why on earth have you guys been trying to sell that shit to the public for the last decade? There's zero demand for it, and most people think VR is fucking gay.
[+10] u/cbusoh66: Mods are geniuses, in a brilliant maneuver to confuse bots, they created 3 concurrent daily threads.
[+9] u/old_copper_kettle: Short term bears right now are standing outside looking at a massive pile of gold just laying there and mocking the people walking up and helping themselves to some of the pile day after day because “eventually there won’t be a pile” instead of just joining in and taking some themselves.
[+9] u/Molten-Helldiver: You would have to be extremely retarded to believe these job numbers wouldn’t be fully cooked
[+9] u/iiGoodVibesii: I am buying MU calls today.
Lets buy the top boys.
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: PUMP IT. LFG. Is this how you retarded bulls have felt for the entire month? What a rush
[+8] u/nigofe: One red day for mu & sndk = double digit % gain today. I dont make the rules.
[+8] u/Mathguy200: The insane amount of generational wealth building that’s come out of this past two weeks is insane
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: # As a part of the deal, NVidia has a five-year right to purchase 30 million IREN shares at $70 per share.
—-
So basically IREN **buys** GPUs and in exchange NVDA have the **right** to buy shares at a $70 strike price.
What kind of circular fuckery is this?
[+7] u/lionkevin713: The war dip real happened and wrapped up when the markets weren’t even open 💀
[+7] u/kaapooj: jobs continue to be added in predominantly low wage industries (retail, social assitance, warehousing, healthcare) and shed in high wage sectors (federal, information, financial act.)
participation rate sits ~62% with decreasing immigration
and +445k now 4.9m part time employed due to economic reasons
[+7] u/Just_Learned_This: People in this thread actually know what they're talking about.
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: It has been intensely bearish the past 15 mins
[+6] u/booose6: We will be deep red by end of day
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: Day 8 of No Poop May
[+6] u/Slow-Dimension6920: Guess i am 🏳️🌈 bear and stocks do only go up
[+6] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Bears: I know you guys are making money and im losing money, but you're wrong and im right.
[+6] u/Sea-Animator4250: Well there it is, bears lose again
[+6] u/WSB-mods-are-: You're welcome for the job numbers btw. I started my 4th last month to pay rent.
[+6] u/bartelbyfloats: I’ll always be pissed that I saw SOXL at 7$, bought a bunch, then panicked and got rid of it. Lesson learned. Always gamble.
[+6] u/Ok_GAINZ: i cant believe the market is doing the same thing its been doing
[+6] u/kaapooj: lmaof
-13k information
-11k financial activities
-8k government
high paying jobs being lost left and right
https://www.bls.gov/news.release/pdf/empsit.pdf
[+6] u/RealWooWhee: Puts at open (first time trying on ber suit)
[+6] u/Elforas_Tero: What bers don’t understand is the massive flow of money from the middle east looking for a safe home in the best market of the world
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: I'm getting that bad feeling I usually get when I lose money
[+6] u/Icommandyou: Buy opportunity at ATH
[+6] u/Green_Perception_671: Executive order prohibiting red days, only pumping permitted. 90 days jail for inciting a correction.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Too many daily threads
[+5] u/jonneh: Sus for futes to not be flat heading into payrolls.. 🤔
[+5] u/spectra444: Once again I am wishing you regards Good Morning, I hope you all slept well and your coffee is delicious. Waking up to being back at 735 feels like a fever dream...concern for Ber. Good luck regardmaxxing today 🫡☕️
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Save some pumping for the open 😡
[+5] u/Several-Bridge-6287: TESLA might finally be approaching fair value at 400x price to earnings. Loading up on calls?
[+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: the manipulation is getting boring
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: $HOOD once again underperforming $SPY **AND** BTC
[+5] u/puts_every_day: "why is it crashing" - bols in 5min
[+5] u/_Netgirth: “US-Iran exchange fire, Trump says ceasefire still in effect” 🧐
[+5] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: Is aliens disclosure at 3 pm bullish?
[+5] u/TreGet234: We got 'extreme fear' in november but not during the war 💀
[+5] u/puts_every_day: Only red candles allowed today!
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Ready to lose it all today
[+5] u/Isometric_exercises: Now that retail paper hands sold all their shares.... Sndk to 1500
[+5] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: I’ve never made money trading options
[+5] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Gentlemen start your engines
[+5] u/No_Current3675: Shit's gonna pump on this solid jobs report. Even if it's all fake.
[+5] u/Bright-Anxiety4586: Bears continue to wonder what is going on 😂
[+5] u/edapalooza: 🥭 gonna say something stupid to kill the vibe.
[+5] u/Additional_Heat_902: Everytime I think of telling my friends and family to invest in this market, I remember telling them to invest in crypto right before the crypto winter. I’ll just keep this rally to myself
[+5] u/kyndrid_: I feel retarded for taking profit at +250% on my MU calls even if it was objectively the correct decision.
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Maybe we can get a 5th daily thread for the SOUN hounds
[+5] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: My wife’s boyfriend is gonna be so proud of me today 🚀
[+5] u/extremelosses: JUST BREAK 700 YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: why are there two daily threads? get your shit together, mods.
[+21] u/OSRSkarma: Sorry about thread roulette today.
I don’t know which one is right one so i guess we have this and an unpinned one
Go wild
[+15] u/Smurf_Crime_Scene: The size of US debt ($31.26T) surpassed the nation’s total economic output ($31.21T).
CALLS!!!
[+12] u/FuckleUp: Can you contract hantavirus 🦠 via anal?
[+12] u/NiceOwner: Watching your stock is like watching a hoe, when you’re not looking it’s gonna go do some hoe stuff. I hate the stock market.
[+11] u/mingesniffa6969: MU will make more profit next year than Tesla will have revenue and its half the market cap
[+10] u/zlordbeats: new ath in premarket means blood red today
[+10] u/callsonreddit: 3 years later..
Iran sent a proposal with correct grammar
[+9] u/StuffedBunss: Everything is red but spy is an unstoppable monster
[+9] u/AdditionalMany1292: https://preview.redd.it/hx00dsht4xzg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48722a85caafc04e39a308c5f1eac9aac57ca40d
[+8] u/Psychological_Fly109: Shit this is the bearish daily thread isn't it, how do I get into the bullish daily pls help ??
[+8] u/ai___________: MU how about gap up to 700 and see what happens
[+8] u/jijitalk: BERS YOU DUM DUMS. FLIP AND JOIN US.
[+8] u/hankster221: i will be suing whoever told me to get SOUN calls yesterday this is your only warning
[+8] u/Lihuman: I fking hate semis and memory stocks. Just crash already…
[+8] u/potato111a: https://preview.redd.it/sk91o1h07xzg1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e09ebe68d240d68588313da0b399f54d8e4f483f
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: this is actually insane lmao. it literally hasnt stopped pumping in 40 days
[+8] u/Weak_Emu3659: This thread has been open for 2 hours and some moron already commented 300 times
[+8] u/AllCapNoBrake: Highest level of employment ever.
[+7] u/DuckLIT122000: Hentaivirus, save the bears! They're dying!
[+7] u/WhoLickedMyDumpling: I have journeyed to the final daily thread. I like the peace and quiet here in the inner sanctum of retards.
Anyways, who has giga chad puts
[+7] u/WailingWarbler: Nintendo raised the price of the switch and forecasted lower profits. Someone please donated them some ram
[+7] u/SniXSniPe: RDDT going lower than pre-earnings, lmao
thats a huge buying opportunity
[+7] u/MartianSpaceCat: Jesus Christ AMD. The stock ran like absolute dogshit for 3 to 4 years straight, which is why it was nicknamed "Advanced Money Destroyer", but now it simply won't stop mooning. Crazy.
[+7] u/RagingBearBull: WTF is going on.
US shoots several tankers.
US also releases UFO files.
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: This rally is crazier than the one off the COVID lows
[+7] u/Shot-Ground-9898: RDDT gotta be the biggest dogshit company on the planet right next to META
[+7] u/bringbackcayde7: why is the rally so strong
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: How my spy puts doing 😎😎
[+7] u/groovur: Gonna buy 2 shares of sndk instead of a new macbook.
Then when it doubles, the laptop will have paid for itself.
[+7] u/jasperCrow: 👏🏽STOP👏🏽BETTING👏🏽AGAINST👏🏽THE👏🏽PONZI👏🏽
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Make my DRAM leap dreams come true
[+6] u/trsx5: Yes I sold IREN for a loss last night and if you wanna fucking fight about it I’ll be in the back of Wendy’s later
[+6] u/FuckleUp: Your portfolio is no longer with us
[+6] u/colombianboii11: Futures and overnight looking like we are on course to hit 738 today on SPY
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: SaaS getting that ass blasting again. Sad.
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: I want to see spy melt tf up to 740 NOW
[+6] u/funkdizzletron: RKLB to all time highs
[+6] u/WhatTheFuckinFUCK: Hoping for a spy pop
[+6] u/Psychological_Fly109: Do you think the aliens look at all the green candles beaming into the universe and think huh, the primates must be bombing each other again
[+6] u/North-Collection6304: rklb 100 EOD not a meme
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Where’s all this money coming from lmfao
[+6] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Well at least I dont have to go to work today now, because im going to kill myself.
[+6] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Tips for bears: You can use your teabags a second time. Inexpensive pork sausages can substitute for beef in recipes like spaghetti. Save the sausage grease for making biscuits.
[+6] u/be_o3: NVDA will double from here
[+6] u/-IQ200: Of course I’m holding MSFT, the worst performing mag7 stock. 😀
[+6] u/Round_Context_146: it just keeps... going up....
[+6] u/WhatTheFuckinFUCK: https://preview.redd.it/u8gfgq1l5xzg1.jpeg?width=1161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a9f8e289b9722fdd88149a84276d5c53cdce689
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Yeah we in a bubble bruh
[+6] u/stupidber: Everybody knows you grew that goatee to hide your double chin. You aren't fooling anyone.
[+6] u/veryveryuniquename5: say it with me bers, Dr Lisa Su LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/FabulousLanguage6216: I miss the world without AI.
[+6] u/Rivalliez: does MSFT know we’re pumping
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: Gentleman. I have officially reached 100k at 24 as of this morning.
Its been a pleasure
[+6] u/TimeOnTargetKilo: Why did I short sandisk lll
[+6] u/unholy-confetti: Stocks only go up bro
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: My entire port is green except MSFT, might have to dump that POS
[+6] u/goldenlamp: You are witnessing the biggest bull run in history
[+5] u/ElephantFriendly: Easy there, market. Save some pump for open.
[+5] u/knoqd_: Is this the thread for bulls?
[+5] u/symplton: It's Friday and the boys in the cage are singing an adapted version of Higher Love by Steve Winwood,
*"Bring me a higher low.. bring me a higher low oh woah."*
I'll never hear that song the same again. Gonna be a banger of a day.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Joined the MU train @669. Feels nice in here.
[+5] u/FuckleUp: May the 8th be with u
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: Go-go Gadget Shrek 🥒
[+5] u/tocinoman: Lost $3k on futes yesterday, just now made it all back and then some. Happy Friday
[+5] u/BuckyKatt007: SNDK better secure those flotation devices
[+5] u/IllustriousTear1315: Any chance CRWV recovers?
[+5] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Nice! good economy means we can cut rates, bad economy also means that we can cut rates! Bullishit!
[+5] u/Psychological_Fly109: Bers out here celebrating a drop from +0.6% to +0.4% Just before they get vaporised by a hulking green god candle at open
[+5] u/theprodigy107: UFO news should send the market flying. No pun intended.
[+5] u/TayRam2021: Why does stock market drop everyday from 10 am to 11 am
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: [](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/08/marco-rubio-says-us-expects-iran-response-on-peace-deal-today.html)
# [Marco Rubio says U.S. expects Iran response on peace deal ‘today’](https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/08/marco-rubio-says-us-expects-iran-response-on-peace-deal-today.html)
BULLISH
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: The top is in, this time for real
[+5] u/Master-Stranger8908: Is it safe to come out and play today ?
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: Rklb opens up 15% lol? Space is back after a month of dormancy?(artemis 2)?
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: We're living in an inverse market
good news = bullish
bad news = bull cock
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: 80% of stocks red only chips green LMAO
[+5] u/1foxyboi: $RKLB $9000
See you space cowboy…
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU holders shares and call holders LFG, didn’t think 700 was possible this fast.
[+5] u/Altair82: MU 700
Where were you when it happened?
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: From -60% to +54% on NVDA rofl. The last two weeks have been a ride.
Closed out cus I ain't holding shit in this frothy ass market.
[+5] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Year is 3026 and MSFT still below 500
[+5] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: Stocks only go up, thus SPY $740 EOD
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: Lisa Su whipping out her 100ft bull cock on these bers AGAIN LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/captainstrange94: Fuck you RDDT. Great company but holy shit what royal piece of trash stock.
Theres INTEL having a near 1000 PE and storage stocks blood green while RDDT loses every single day to hold on its 25B market cap. Wow, absolutely wow.
Truly can’t understand this market anymore
[+5] u/Iamhappilyconfused: Bought puts here cause I don't like money
[+5] u/CMTTrader: This is better than sex
[+5] u/twostroke1: This is like going to a casino and you win every single hand of blackjack even though you don’t even know how to play.
[+5] u/darkspherei: can't wait till 4 when we hear the strait is closed and negotiations are at a standstill
[+5] u/jijitalk: MSFT, NFLX, META. What is wrong with you 3…
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: What the fuck is happening dude
[+5] u/unbenchhench: bear again in shambles
[+5] u/Left-Signature-5250: MSFT, you absolute dunce. What the fuuuuuuck, just go uuuuuuuuup. I am going to sell this shit very very soon. Probably exactly one day before launch.
[+5] u/Dry_Bar_4965: IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT SPY FOR 3 WEEKS.
I GIVE UP SHORTING.
CALLS ONLY NOW.
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: Im so glad I dont have children and I hire escorts vs dating.
The future is cooked.
[+5] u/Lonely-Relation-7364: RDDT: great earnings- tanking.
KTOS: great earnings- tanking.
I’m sick of this market bro.
[+5] u/Namtabmal: Wtf is going on lately? I swear every day I look Sandisk, Micron, Intel and Amd are up 10%? Wtf is this shit
[+5] u/Microwave-Dave: Anyone checked r/tehranstreetbets for less regarded bets?
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: i'm tired of holding msft
[+5] u/Few_Egg3567: So calls on pretty much anything except vix and oil?
[+23] u/Kind-Mind-8933: Options are such a mindfuck. At open, I bought RKLB 100c today expiration. I sold for 3x gain. You would think one would be happy with that, but then you see that if you held longer you would have made 20x XDD
And then you try to take a lesson from it, and tell yourself okay next time you should diamond hands. Then when you hold next time, the option becomes useless and you scratch your butt wondering what to make of it, and then you tell yourself the lesson is to take profit instead of ape handing.
And repeat.
It will never be good enough. You make money -> could have made more. You lose money -> should have sold.
Moral of the story, this is a casino, and there are no lessons to learn.
[+15] u/jeffynihao: Somehow managed to fck up the biggest bull run of the year
[+15] u/SarcasticTrumpet: This is genuinely just scary and stupid at this point
[+14] u/FrequentUpperDecker: #WARNING: 0.2% DROP INCOMING. FREAK THE FUCK OUT
[+13] u/WrexyWrex: anyone who lived through the recession understands that the bottom half of the economy doesn't mean shit to the stock market.
[+13] u/cloudsofgrey: S&P 500 returns for the last five years are the same as if you bought MU one month ago and held til today.
[+13] u/__pickle_rick: Investors like this SPY stock for some reason
[+12] u/byho: this market is legitimately scaring me now.
[+11] u/Living-Giraffe4849: STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYY
[+11] u/Ill-Expression1737: why the fck is everything green
[+11] u/Patriot_260: Every bear is now a bull. Wall st did its job and we are cattle. They are going to switch to puts and shorts. We are nearing the top
[+11] u/drytexterfinalboss: Who the fuck is buying at these levels. Absurd.
[+10] u/bigfan49: “Wow MU good run I guess I missed it” me at 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, and now 700
[+10] u/King-Doge-VII: RKLB is on some pimp shit rn
[+10] u/Matt6453: VIX having zero effect, something is very off.
[+10] u/Bnick319: How is MU still going up
[+10] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: The feeling of having calls and ATH happen. Just going to cash out right here.
[+10] u/refrigeratorsHD: I could’ve made generational wealth if I had just gambled harder
[+10] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Generational rally and I’ve made very little money. Feels good
[+10] u/xironically23: I made my first 2k trade today :P
[+10] u/rollinhating: The whole market is a meme.. Pumping like no tomorrow on imaginary numbers and empty peace deals..
[+10] u/necarpenter417: I love making a great play early. And then you get greedy, make another small play, then double down, and double down again until you are negative on the day
[+10] u/Nfr-t-jy-tj: Sometimes you have to be okay leaving $6k on the table after making $10k. “Profit is profit” *i tell myself as my SNDK call keeps rising after I sold*
[+10] u/whitepug: S&P 500 RALLY LIMITED WITHOUT HORMUZ REOPENING: BARCLAYS
Barclays says global equities are hitting record highs on hopes of a U.S.–Iran deal, but warns the rally lacks breadth and depends on key risks easing.
No shit this is fucking stupid 😭
[+9] u/SuffiecientSapian: This is a fucking meme market
[+9] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Like actually what is happening
[+9] u/TheRealChizz: how many of you degens are holding 0dte rn
[+9] u/LexAeterna27: The pump that never ends
[+9] u/dalooooongway: wtf is literally happening
[+9] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Are we in hyper-inflation? Where the fuck is all this money coming from
[+9] u/Key_Abroad7633: What in the actual fuck is going on
[+9] u/OkRecommendation1040: Once again I’ve missed generational wealth
[+9] u/MrCoolGuy42: Made $5 on a 0dte this morning, maybe I will have an extra piece of bacon this morning. Or maybe I’ll just dwell on the fact my port was at $85k last October 🫠
[+9] u/7fingersDeep: Being down 6% in my entire portfolio before 11AM just fucks up your entire day.
[+9] u/ProudPeak3570: where the fuck are these jobs lmaooooo
[+9] u/OscarCapac: Took my MU gains and reinvested them INTO MORE MU CALLS
[+9] u/spudbro00: What's it called when a blow off top has 5 more blow offs
[+9] u/KundaliniVibes: Usually pump and dumps are penny stocks. Not half a trillion dollar companies.
[+9] u/miss_L_fire: If MU hits $800 I’m getting a tattoo of it on my ass
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: # every dip is a bear trap
[+8] u/InverseMySuggestions: Guy who bought those RKLB 85c is absolutely fucking printing rn
[+8] u/RjBloxks: Bers gonna need the hotline after these past few weeks
[+8] u/CerebrumMortuus: None of this shit is real it's all a simulation
[+8] u/lurking_robot: How are we still going up…
[+8] u/ateranol: I'm calling it. Red by EOD
[+8] u/Sukontolegowo: Microslop just can't stop slopping
[+8] u/cravingcarrot: Why is MSFT so ass? SPY is up 0.70% and it's down -1.xx%.
[+8] u/Wind_Ensemble: How many of us have a crippling gambling addiction?
Come on now don't be shy 😏
[+8] u/Cav829: Al Jazeera is reporting both a massive spike in Israeli attacks in Lebanon and a fresh wave of skirmishes between the U.S. and Iran in the last hour. We're going to need another Tweet to remind everyone reality is fake and has a left-leaning bias.
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: there's no way this semi pump is a bubble yet
POET +20%
okay we might be in a bubble
[+8] u/drbigtoe: my body is a machine that turns MSFT calls into -$1000
[+8] u/Tautol0gic: this is just beyond absurd
[+8] u/Suavecore_: Amd can go up $25 since open in the 400 range but nvda at 200 can barely go up $3 without committing seppuku
[+8] u/Vikkio92: Please sir, can I have some more market manipulation?
[+8] u/Informal_Bench_7219: MU is literally on crack.
[+8] u/Rock_or_Rol: Remember when good jobs meant rate cuts were less likely? When inflation made them less likely? When the market would sell off accordingly? Remember when bitcoin was called a risk asset to explain its collapse? When circular financing was a concern? When silver was used to hedge against stagflation?
Now we have an oil shock, “good jobs numbers”, historic inflation spikes, escalating military action, Red Sea closure risks, hardening trade relationships with China as we sanction some of their businesses and more!
Calls!!
[+8] u/AntiOriginalUsername: I think we broke the market and turned everything into a big shit coin lol
[+8] u/pinkerton_gov: Starting to think this is not organic movement, fellas
[+7] u/cannythecat: Please dont bomb iran over the weekend and let us enjoy the weekend at ATH
[+7] u/dingusmingus2222: Thank god I don't have a portfolio of RDDT and MSFT... HAHA THAT WOULD BE SO STUPID to be missing out on literally everything else pumping... HAHA...
[+7] u/SuffiecientSapian: I miss March 31st when every bull was dead. My own port was also on a lifeline but holy shit is this over the top. There’s no support because it never goes down. PE? What’s that? MA? What’s that? Red? What’s that like holy shit
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: Can we send the hentaivirus ship thru the straight of hormuz?
[+7] u/No_Stand5622: It called UFO green rally
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Bro, wtf SPX 7400?! Weren't we at like 6500 a month ago?!
[+7] u/Benromaniac: Here comes the rug pull
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Funny to think that they were undervaluing everything by 7 trillions dollars
[+7] u/-medicalthrowaway-: Wanted to sarcastically say, “now’s the time to buy at the top, nerds”
But, now might, ironically, actually be the time to buy, nerds.
[+7] u/tropicalia84: No where to go but up.
QQQ going to over-take SPY in price
$800 within 2 months
[+7] u/Nic12312: Imagine the people crying 🍊 or whatever bullshit excuse they had just bought literally anything.. how much they would’ve been up
From March.. insane
[+7] u/zeebee098: Never been so fucked for a presentation. Here goes nothing
[+7] u/GTS980: MSFT disappoint me harder daddy.
[+7] u/madeenahjyasu: MORE CALLS ALL THE TIME EVERYTIME 🗣️
[+7] u/iAmGrimTV: https://preview.redd.it/5bh6079dixzg1.png?width=1536&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bf2ff18da5bb567487191d717ea8c56cecea4fa
[+6] u/Damerman: Why exactly are we pumping so hard. Jesus
[+6] u/Stmast: Rddt, biggest mistake ive ever made
[+6] u/traderbusto: SNDK reminds me of SMCI in that I missed the boat on both tickers
[+6] u/wallstreetdiva37: Rklb calls printing 🫶
[+6] u/Axwe8: # TOM LEE MARKET 🐂 WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG AND YOU BERS ARE 🤡
[+6] u/Any_Bluebird1765: When INTC was 20 no one wanted it and less than a year later its up 500% unreal.
[+6] u/WorkingHorror99: Dear bers, what goes down must rocket up
[+6] u/dalooooongway: https://preview.redd.it/4md3ilmvaxzg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9c96e804c018562c716a2e1334ebcf23851ac0
[+6] u/Key_Abroad7633: QQQ just set a record- in the last 6 weeks it is up 26%
[+6] u/roswelljack: mom inherited 250k in 1978. at market returns would be worth 60 mil.
don't waste your compound interest folks.
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: The end is near, bulls. I bought calls today.
[+6] u/HomingSunlight: Fear and greed index is only at 68 lol.
[+6] u/ramy_mousa: Markets not euphoric enough today. This is unamerican
[+6] u/StonksInvesteur: Have a great weekend. Enjoy your tendies
[+6] u/UnivalveX: better odds winning the $1 billion jackpot than making money on puts
[+6] u/Inevitable_Gainz: Potential deal announced = +2%. Deal doesn’t go through = +1%. Very real and honest market.
[+6] u/Khanfidant: A 1% drop may as well be a circuit breaker these days
[+6] u/Brazilian-options: Market is truly fucking regarded.
We are back at war with oil at 100usd, but for no fucking reason SPX is 15% higher.
Market is only driven by algos lmao
[+6] u/Randman44: SNDK only up 10% today and not 15% whatta POS
[+6] u/F1rstOnesFree: Be fearful when others are greedy
[+6] u/br0botic: Memory and chip stocks mooning every single day, why even play anything else?
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Too many multimillionaires kids around here, what a time to be alive lol
[+6] u/AirportMaterial5917: Anybody else setting the most outrageous ask prices on their contracts
[+6] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Don 🌮speaking at 12? Ah fuck we are doing so good why? QQQ you got an hour to get to 710 before he ruins it
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Am I the only one who can’t stand Dan Ives. “AAPL is a sleeping giant”
It has an almost 40 P/E ratio, how is it sleeping.
[+6] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Got an IRS letter, its over for me fellas. Talk to you from prison
[+6] u/Jbook30: I want to kill myself
[+6] u/Realistic_Parsnip_48: how the fuck is mu still pumping
[+6] u/workredi: Green but VIX is up 🤔
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: So they come up with DRAM etf after 1000% run on memory stocks and everyone piles in? 🤔
[+6] u/Ill-Assistance7767: not a buying oppportunity in sight
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: #ASTS GANG Members still here not in fear
[+6] u/Ujmnhy152: SNDK calls were down -80% yesterday and up +500%. Never worried 😎
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Step 1: announce fake ceasefire.
Step 2: release fake data.
Step 3: pump market to ATH.
Step 4: break fake ceasefire.
Step 5: market now only dumps back to the previous ATH before the war started.
[+6] u/lostinspacs: QQQ is more overextended on some metrics than the peak metals mania. Has to be an engineered move
[+6] u/dbgtboi: Did Iran blow up the sell button or something?
[+6] u/browsk: Job market is completely frozen and everyone’s just like, well at least it’s not getting worse 😂
[+6] u/Iunatic: If you bought $1000 of MSFT two years ago you'd have like $1000 LMAO
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: imagine buying crypto and never making money in strongest bull market ever
[+5] u/Andromeda_0507: What happening to rddt man
[+5] u/Concept-Plastic: How shitty are you RDDT ?????????? Fuck you
[+5] u/Sea-Refrigerator7919: Having Sofi and seeing everyone else get rich.. sad
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: This is so retarded lol
[+5] u/eggn00dles: you would think some of these gains would trickle down to HOOD and PLTR
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: did you boys catch the generational -0.01% semi dip yesterday i know i didn't 🤡🤡🤡
[+5] u/cobs321: Buying POET puts to keep the fire warm
[+5] u/Far-Requirement9180: Imagine sinking your money in RDDT and watching semis from the corner LMAOOOOOO
[+5] u/Ok_Winner9825: I once held 2000 rklb shares that I sold for 3k profit
‘Tis a hard life
[+5] u/csklmf: RKLB 25% day is insane.
[+5] u/AccordingBee5821: I’m fearful of this market. What are these gains today
[+5] u/mtnrnnr802: Unprecedented retardation man
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: It’s not suppose to stop pumping! 😡
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Really seems like Iran is just going to draw this out for as long as possible
[+5] u/The_Albertino: This is the 2021 economy, but literally anything and it’ll go up
[+5] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Imagine being a bear and missing out on this
[+5] u/HywayKind: weakest fakest pump in the history of pumps
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: I am selling.
SELLING PUTS TO DUMB BERS
[+5] u/InfectedClit: Shit doesn’t even flag anymore, just straight up
[+5] u/Kingmusk420: MU IS LIKE MURICA. IT CANT LOST AND JUST WINS NO MATTER WHAT. FUK YEA!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 💣 🇮🇷
[+5] u/Coogiez: Im out of this retarded market
[+5] u/Happy-Champion1661: why do other stonks ever exist at this point?
every day if "insert semi name" red buy that, else still buy
[+5] u/isles478: I can’t even imagine being a bear. Up 1.5% 5 days in row. Then one red day, then up 1.5% the next.
[+5] u/justarandumthrowaway: what goes up—must go up even more!!
[+5] u/AdvancedAd90: Now whenever someone asks me how I plan to accomplish anything, I just say, “Half cash, half stock.”
[+5] u/InfectedClit: I’m not sure what’s more gay. Losing money on puts or being cash gang
[+5] u/UnivalveX: holy shit this is actually insane
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: #Nobody and their mother wants to own Microsoft
[+5] u/Humble_Code_6501: there's so much money in this fuckin system, this is just unstopable...
[+5] u/Own-Philosophy-3986: wtf did j wake up too
[+5] u/lazy_rage: Stocks are still moving 10% a day after a 100% run over the last 2 weeks. Is this the craziest run ever in history?
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: well boys I sold all my mu 9/18 500c. Trimmed some on the way up and ultimately made out with +$133k. Gonna cool it on the options for a while as I’m already wanting to fomo back in
[+5] u/Far_Addition1210: Tesla recalls all Cybertrucks over wheels falling off.
[+5] u/Lapidated_Llama: MSFT up 15% from a month ago while QQQ is up 27% lmao
[+5] u/MathTutorAndCook: What are you buying today
I have 200 dollars to spend lol
I'm so poor
[+5] u/TheMostMid: UP 44% for the day and im out for the weekend see you guys Sunday night good luck regards STAY PROFITABLE (P.S. STOP LOSS , STOP LOSS, STOP LOSS!)
[+5] u/old-cow666: 740 EOD or I’ll suck someone off here in L.A
[+5] u/Environmental_City23: Bruh margin call incoming if we can’t turn poet around 😭
[+5] u/whyshw: Member when WSB used to say NVDA was acting like a meme stock? Now all of the semis are acting like meme stocks except for NVDA
[+5] u/Bam2458: Good news: +1-2%
No news: +1%
Bad news: down for a quick sec, then +1%
[+5] u/kal14144: Market absolutely retardmaxxing today
[+5] u/DiamondHands667: Damn I always paperhand the good plays and diamond hands the bad ones. Sold my puts too early
[+5] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: Be a gluttonous pig when others are greedy
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: Software stock selloff to chase more AI infra/hardware has to be the dumbest thing we’ve seen in a long time.
[+5] u/ten7four: Why MU dipping? Manipulation?
[+5] u/saadio: Guys msft is an AI company
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I hope that $85 RKLB calls guy made bank.
[+5] u/z3r3f07: MU is close to SPY imagine that
[+5] u/Tiny-Bag5054: quick guys whats ceasefire in Hebrew
[+5] u/7fingersDeep: AMZN: flat
PLTR: down
MSFT: down
NVDA: up 2%
META: down
GOOG: up .7%
AAPL: up 2%
But fucking TSLA - up 4% (P/E 376 ....) what the fuck
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: Ber everyday be like "Here comes the rug pull"
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I heard about DRAM yesterday is it too late to hop in
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: if it has micro in the name, buy it.
[+5] u/Normal-Barnacle8283: PENG ripping through $50 today calling it now
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Man fcking poet is up. This shit so unreal
[+5] u/jfwelll: That dude who got 0dte on rklb ans was laughed at by everyone is banking!
Inverse wsb , enjoy your gains and fuck you!
[+5] u/saliym1988: if you think MU and Sandisk is too expensive, get into DRAM!
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: Spy ViX and oil go up at the same time . So what’s the fkn point ?
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: winners are getting rewarded. just buy AMD, MU, SNDK
[+5] u/__pickle_rick: Santa rally has finally arrived
[+5] u/Every_Hornet_9891: Bullshit market I hope 🌮 surprise bomb everyone this weekend. Fk it add Japan to this too
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Holding puts for 2 days in a row gonna make you homeless
[+5] u/alteraltissimo: >Cloudflare Q1 2026 earnings beat, layoffs 20% of workforce
so now layoffs only work for zucc?
[+5] u/myjumboloanapp: I remember I made so much puts money during the covid crash. Then proceeded to lose all my bear gains when I kept calling the printer pump fake. Never was a bear again.
[+5] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: Man poor people are stupid!
[+5] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Already sold my Pokémon collection to fund my account, I need to sell the house, the car, and probably the dog at this point. Spy just shrugs off whatever he does now.
[+5] u/Synergiex: Job, or lack thereof, report incoming… it moves the market just to be edited way worse later when nobody talks about
[+5] u/daddysgirl794: Gold and silver holy pamp
[+5] u/OntologicalSquirrel: META just cant win bro
[+5] u/Important_Yoghurt722: Does anyone actually believe it's going to dump today?
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: then near the end of the day you see it up another 100% and your day is ruined
[+5] u/UnivalveX: there is no way there has ever been a run like this in the past 50 years
[+19] u/Nysyk: Imagine predicting QQQ 700 a month ago. Would've been sent straight to mental institution but now its reality lmao
[+15] u/CasherburyTales: Dude on the subway is video chatting with his AI girlfriend
[+13] u/Fair_Grocery_1839: https://preview.redd.it/nei76t81kxzg1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=226c9569fbe4748cb1c1bed0f15256bb964b3f20
[+13] u/moosewithamuffin: If someone was handing out free MSFT shares I still wouldn’t take it
[+13] u/Useful_Donut6789: this shit is going to keep going up unless it goes down
[+13] u/kakacha: Iran called us fake and gay yesterday while I had calls and the market drops. Today they shoot around a few missiles while I have puts and the market shoots up.
[+13] u/zangor: When it comes to tech I guess there is no such thing as “oh this is too high I really missed the boat on this one”. You just buy it and it goes up until the AI singularity occurs.
[+13] u/Loose_Hornet4126: most of the board now is just perma-bulls who bought semi's and think this reflects the overall market. Bonds, gold, and don't realize the money will cycle out back to other places in the market
[+13] u/ozthinker: https://preview.redd.it/a2r7sgokoxzg1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=107327128454161af55729b1c6161ae49d4e9e73
[+13] u/PositiveAdagio891: I still reminisce on my 150k gain on gamecock shares that I held for a loss Jan 2021 because I was convinced to “hold the line” on this sub. I was just regarded
[+12] u/MrBlueEyedFox: At this point, just keep the Strait of Hormuz closed if this is the market we get.
[+12] u/Dude_HaHa: I would recommend everyone to buy calls. Don't fight the trend. All in, but maybe do 2-3 DTE on SPY. We will never go back to the 600's ever. The stock market market is stronger and resilient, the likes of which no one has ever seen.
Just buy. The trend is your friend. Bull run will continue until 2028 at least. Don't fight the trend.
[+12] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Just FYI, the nasdaq has gone up 25% in 38 days. We are now just behind the record (31 days) for the fastest 25% gain in history (for the nasdaq).
The current record holder? Feb-March 2000 AKA the dot-com era, just a few months before the bubble burst.
[+12] u/DenverDataEngDude: I turned 1k into 37k with Sandisk shares. Quick someone recommend me the next 30+ bagger
[+12] u/dbd209: I been here for over 6 years, and in those 6 years I have somehow managed to squander every single life changing opportunity the market has presented. Whether it was thru SPACs in 2021, crypto, commodities, Big Tech, semis, memory, I could go on and on. I been staring at the markets since 8am just frozen, unable to think and move. I just wish I could disappear man. I feel so lost and without hope. Over 6 fucking years and nothing but L's to show for it, while I watch everyone around me surpass me in life. Just feel so fucking shitty man.
[+12] u/GalacticGreaseMonkey: https://preview.redd.it/knr7xeqhpxzg1.jpeg?width=1288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f066d646f10717ba26b19077797cad9f580a6e25
Back from the grave
[+11] u/Joint-Tester: $500--->$3k for me doing SPY 1dte calls/puts this week. Just sold the $800 position for over 200%. Now at 3k.
I am small time so this feels nice.
[+11] u/Ok-Arm125: I’ve bought and sold my position 7 times and every single time the market goes the opposite way … something something something rigged
[+10] u/KevinWarshNudes: This one week rip is absurd
[+10] u/honeybisc: i buy piece of shit oklo and asts, they tank and haven’t recovered. i consider buying sndk at 600, don’t, it doubles. index funds would never treat me this way 😔
[+10] u/Parking-Area4090: #Moment of silence for all the SOUN bulls 🥀 🪦
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: The retard strength of MU is one for the history books.
Absolute unit of a stonk
[+10] u/IndependentBoth2831: RKLB gang rise up!!!
[+10] u/GrassOrAss954: You know what? Its my fault for being a rational person.
[+10] u/GrassOrAss954: QQQ is like +25% since March 30th. A whole ass index. With like 2 years average of returns in just a hair over 1 month. That shit is wild n out.
[+9] u/2020isgreat: U.S. shot missiles at Iranian tankers. See no one cares.
[+9] u/OperationOk6759: I hate being too poor to buy options so you just watchlist generational wealth leave you
[+9] u/Sir_Grindalot: IS THIS THE RUG PU....oh wait algos are buying everything up, nm
[+9] u/xxaripss: this is so overheated its not funny
[+9] u/Tizzoy: going down is apparently illegal now how are we breaking ATHs every day
[+9] u/ChampionshipSoggy618: This is the most ridiculous rally... all in on QCOM
[+9] u/QuarkTheFerengi: time to overtrade my gains away
[+9] u/Nervous-Chemistry245: UNH up about 60% since its low last year. Congrats to everyone who bought
[+9] u/DjAbella: Holy shit spy says we retesting 737.28 right NOW
[+9] u/lifeskipper18: My puts are cooked today. Are there any people holding puts like me? The market is insane.
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Remember to work really hard so the CEOs can achieve their dreams
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: Fitch Ratings 2 days ago:
>Shrinking Fed’s Balance Sheet Would Be Risky and Unlikely to Happen Quickly
>Recent comments from US Federal Reserve Chair nominee Kevin Warsh suggest that reducing the Fed’s balance sheet – which currently stands at USD6.7 trillion - could become an important policy priority under his leadership. But with the Fed only recently starting to expand its balance sheet again, major changes would be required to ensure that a smaller balance sheet did not spark unacceptable upward pressure on overnight market interest rates.
Translation -- even if Warsh wanted to stop printing money, he literally can't. They have no fucking clue how now that market has already adapted to this level of liquidity.
*Moreover, someone has to absorb and eat the extra debt US is putting out there, but not enough private investors actually want.* Our thumbs are up our own asses and we can't unplug ourselves.
[+8] u/FatandBankrupt: The machines have won.
[+8] u/Effective_Throat6127: Holding MSFT and META while everything moon
[+8] u/Soffatjockis: Once reality hits the US market, the dump is going to be glorious!
Euro markets been shitting themselves but US keeps pumping.
Hormuz still closed, fertiliser doubled in cost, gas up, food prices gonna balloon after harvest in October-ish.
We probably have a few months left in retard-land, but we are going full speed straight into a brick wall lol.
But yeah ai calls will continue to print for a few months more I guess.
[+8] u/moorhound: Jesus fucking christ. Apparently SOXL cured cancer. Who went 20x on their calls
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: every dip is so violently bought
[+8] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: The market deserves a -20% day
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: I WAS TOLD TO SELL AND GO AWAY!!
[+8] u/enc-nyc: what a performance by Zuck today, managed to get my calls to -80%
[+8] u/Useful_Donut6789: we're going to see 10 dollar gallon this summer friends
[+8] u/Altruistic_Gap_8494: Can someone explain me please, what is so bullish? Why are we rallying 1% everyday?
[+7] u/rsanchan: Well, there go my chances of upgrading my RAM
[+7] u/DeginGambler: Got burnt badly being greedy over the past two weeks not closing 0DTE on the morning spike and losing thousand in the process.
Now that I finally learned my lesson and closed my MU 700 0DTE within 30 minutes of open (I was down 90% at close yesterday) - I left over 6k on the table.
Every single fucking time...
[+7] u/Active_Finish2316: Market crashing upwards lol
[+7] u/sekak77: Calls for another V bounce ? Inifinite money glitch
[+7] u/Zuko2001: MU is really gonna be at 800 by next week at this rate 😭, 1000 by next ER is not a meme
[+7] u/wafflepiezz: Hey guys someone told me $MU is good stonk to buy so I bought
Sorry existing call holders
[+7] u/RojekJ: Just got my inheritance and I’m willing to become the next Intel nana meme. Someone give me a full port play
[+7] u/neverseengreen: Are you really going to stare at spy all day as it goes to 745 today
[+7] u/Business-Today646: RKLB paying for gas this summer 👌🏼
[+7] u/MoreOutcome8541: \-70% drawdown QQQ by september 2027
[+7] u/AskMeAboutMyGenitals: I hit my target. Trying my damndest now to resist fomo and be a responsible gambler.
[+7] u/Mr830BedTime: You can do it RKLB the degens are counting on you
[+7] u/zangor: I would not have guessed that Monster the beverage company has the same market cap as Spotify.
[+7] u/FinishWarm1746: Bought one put for a selloff. These wallstreet people need their weekend profits for cocaine and hookers
[+7] u/Ancient_Building_529: I guess the world is waiting on this speech at noon before we get any real moves
[+7] u/lolgoodone34: Great to see META being worthless as per usual
[+7] u/jiggolo420: Everyone gets to retire this month! But not *you*, meta holders
[+7] u/JuicyJohnny69: If you short this market you are insane.
[+7] u/698969: Lost 10% of port cause was busy playing games with ex and all my options went red from massive greens lmao, can't make it up
[+7] u/grim32025: I just lost a lot of money inversing the run up, but it keeps going up.
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Surely our 401ks aren't being used as exit liquidity
[+7] u/DramaticDirection292: All the gains are basically in one sector this year
[+7] u/cinJESUS: im stuck in software stocks when memory stocks blast up everyday 🙄
[+7] u/EnginrA: MU and SNDK move 10% like other stocks move 0.5%
[+7] u/Top_Junket2533: First shower since Charlie Kirk passed. Miss him so much
[+6] u/Ill_Speaker_2674: Such madness. Where are these trillions of dollars coming from every day?
[+6] u/internetf1fan: Imagine sitting on the side sidelines while Qqq pumps 26% in a month. Yup that's me.
[+6] u/Soldacki: I guess SNDK puts were not the play
[+6] u/Dongkey_kong: I guess MU will become the next 1T company?
[+6] u/sekak77: Just buy calls, it never fails.
[+6] u/Throwaway1021920087: MU is pumping my ass
[+6] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: now i sold everything,
i demand crash now
[+6] u/crazyfool319: $RKLB and Space is the next $SNDK with the Pentagon UFO release drops coming weekly and the SpaceX IPO in June
[+6] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: Member when GOOGL came out with an algorithm that was supposed to reduce memory demand by a huge factor a month ago?
Meanwhile MU has added the equation of Egypts annual GDP to their market cap since then
[+6] u/fundhdjdjksjs: FUCK I paper handed a 250% gain
[+6] u/ShadyShroomz: wow that is a lot of volume on qqq. someone knows something.
[+6] u/Popoice: If you are too poor to buy MU calls, buy DRAM calls instead. Same chart, fellas
[+6] u/Dabeast1110: Just got mu 770 calls fuck it
[+6] u/Liplok: SPY to 740 after lunch? I have a lottery call on it. My fingers are crossed. Cmon baron help me out. 🥭 tweet something!
[+6] u/No-Worldliness9865: What does meta even do nowadays
[+6] u/Sick0h: Who cares about a deal, as long as we maintain hopes for a deal forever we are gucci
[+6] u/Beagle001: I aint adding shit here, that's for sure.
[+6] u/Nightdocks: mr sandisk please split next quarter ty
[+6] u/fathersucrose: Does anyone actually believe those job numbers?
[+6] u/Competitive_Mix8330: Retard strength ass market
[+6] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Ready for another leg up on spy. 740 please
[+6] u/1goodthingaboutmuzic: What is SPY waiting for??
[+6] u/Cryogenx37: $SNDK going from $30 to $1500 in 13 months my god
[+6] u/Parking-Area4090: #AMD with the green skyscraper dildos
[+5] u/EnigmaSpore: 7400 will break and they dont leave it there. They like to push past those big numbers. 7425 it is then 7400 will be our new support level with 7500 coming into play next weeks pump
[+5] u/optimistshine17: I'M LITERALLY SHAKING I CAN'T BELIEVE SPY HAS GONE UP THIS FAST HOLY SHEET
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Never thought I’d see AMD in pure euphoria
[+5] u/CharmingSoil: They've sent very clear signals they're gonna start blowing stuff up again. Market doesn't care.
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Poetards literally cannot be helped at this point
[+5] u/Thin_Cat8817: Things are going too well, I just know this mf is waiting for 4pm to send the most diabolical tweet of all time
[+5] u/PalpitationSmooth992: another day where SPY is up semis are up and almost everything i have is down
[+5] u/2020isgreat: Trump on Truth Social: Directed Administration to Identify, Provide Government 'Files Related to Alien and Extraterrestrial Life, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, and Unidentified Flying Objects'
they are releasing aliens to distract us from the high gas prices
[+5] u/TruthFantastic1741: Your chance to buy calls right here
[+5] u/sekak77: should be able to buy calls on calls
[+5] u/BeaverSack: What the fucking fuck is this market
[+5] u/DancesWithWolvesss: There's money everywhere!
[+5] u/uncsucks: This market is RETARDED
[+5] u/Total-Impact-2183: If not now puts then when
[+5] u/Technical-Fondant-94: he posted and he did
[+5] u/David_SunflowerSeed2: Next TACO gonna be ground invasion. May threaten this weekend. Spy -1% Monday, SPY +3% for TACO Tuesday
[+5] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Curious if we will finally get the "sell in May and go away" next week, nvda reporting earnings is the last big thing to look forward to, war is kicking off again, and we have inflation data coming in on tuesday.
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: up $18.25 on the day, ama
[+5] u/mousepop321: SOUN do something please 😣
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: I bought SPY call, see you at 735 in a couple minutes.
[+5] u/MayorMcCheezz: 2 days ago Tim Apple said memory was in so short supply that blowjobs weren't out of the question to secure supply.
[+5] u/GrossFleshSack: Making money with spy calls is so easy, just buy spy call and number go up. Easy.
[+5] u/Visible_Ad_2271: Bro my largest positions are big tech and I‘m getting outperformed by the QQQ like crazy, how manipulated is the Nasdaq 100 bro
[+5] u/Sick0h: This is so fucking overextended it’s ridiculous. I’m talkin about ber arsehole.
[+5] u/lolwatman: MSFT always shits the bed
[+5] u/No_Skirt_4689: It’s starting to feel like the stock market is a little unhealthy. Calls it is.
[+5] u/JPOW_Used_No_Lube: Iran's not gonna budge and the blockade will continue. Oil will be $200 a barrel by the end of May. SPY will be at $850.
[+5] u/neal_73: Wtf is wrong with META?
[+5] u/UnknownM007: 3 more dollars come you cunt
[+5] u/NotGucci: The more ppl cry bubble the more bullish you have to be.
[+5] u/Potato_Battery: $spy will see its first 100% year
[+5] u/ShadyShroomz: just made some coffee and caught myself fantasizing about a US ship getting blown up by Iran so my puts would go back to break even... is this how it is for bears? its gotta fuck up your mental if you're always wishing for disaster so you can make money..
[+5] u/nullzeroerror: Oil will start flowing out of the strait anyyyyyyy minute now folks trust me
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: I was gonna buy 705QQQ calls today but realized i didnt have any money :c
[+5] u/whitehypeman: AI bears might be the dumbest on the planet
[+5] u/LostMallDoll: i convinced my mother to sell intel at 44 fuck that boomer
[+5] u/dankeyschon: make people go all cash and hyperinflate the bears out of it!!!
[+5] u/BermudopeHighangle: I have no semis, what’s the s\*\*\*\*\*\* hotline #?
[+5] u/Miker1730: literally everything is pumping but meta and microslop lol
[+5] u/Turbulent-Bet-7133: Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peak and he was browsing zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Some of you still watch the simpsons and it shows
[+5] u/TheSauce69: RDDT try not to be total dogshit challenge
[+5] u/Taiyoken: cashed out on MU at $700, why didn't I wait 10 more minutes
[+5] u/cryptohorn: Stocks up vix up oil up
[+5] u/hoopaholik91: Coreweave? Might not ever be profitable.
Softbank? Can't get loans against OpenAI holdings.
So what does the market do? Pump up a bunch memory stocks that need to ride this AI wave for years to justify their prices right now.
[+5] u/trollboter: Retard strength is no laughing matter!
[+5] u/samwehl: Insanity continues in Ai land
[+5] u/btoned: So now that AI has instilled euphoria into the market this means we should see the costs of services and products go down immensely right? Since AI is more efficient than humans and companies don't need to pay such high labor costs?
Right?
[+5] u/gooneral_MC: ber looks at massive shek cock after massive shrek cock and says to himself "looks dumpy." SAD!
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Jesus fuck RDDT is just horrendous ass
[+5] u/jerm2z: Fuck it, SNDK is going to 5000 and MU is going to 2000
[+5] u/Coffeewin: MSFT -1% on a QQQ +1.5% day. Just delist this dogshit stock already 🤗
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Wut is ur buggati colour, AMD BOLS? LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/Future_Light_8571: Might have to get an Audi RS6 this weekend
License plate AMD LOL
[+5] u/FalseDiamond7930: If this is the top it was worth it.
[+5] u/Stunning_Demand_: I’m buying calls on MU
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: Yeah I don’t care anymore I’m buying qqq calls
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Yeah buls this market is definitely sustainable keep buying calls
[+5] u/greenchaos: i chose the wrong day to short memory
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: im losing my shit for not having liquidity to surf this shit. My salary is gone the very day i get it
[+5] u/mackey88: So calls on everything except vix?
[+5] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Jensen rn ( . )( . ) ✍️
[+5] u/CeruleanBlueEyes: Bloody HOOD and MSFT pos stocks
[+5] u/Evander85: What’s the charge!??!? Going all in on an ETF? A succulent 3X leveraged AI bottleneck ETF I just learned about 2min ago!!
[+17] u/Star_Lord924: ##I fucking did it! Im up 47k today and broke the 100k barrier on my RH account! HOLY FUCK
[+12] u/JustCan6425: Everything bought this week 🤷♂️
https://preview.redd.it/0yimralmuxzg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6308dc45cf69b94bdea9fc29eed0fce7dcd9841
[+11] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Legit fearful of buying at these prices cos it could absolutely fucking wipe a person out.
[+11] u/Karl-Levin: Very polite of Iran to wait until market close before they reject the proposal
[+11] u/Muted-South4737: Call me crazy, but does it look like SPY is about to go vertical?
[+10] u/JZ4012: my hate for AI is offset by how much money its making for me
[+10] u/rioferdy838: Cant believe i fucking sold MU at 500.
[+10] u/DeepestWinterBlue: I feel so sad not buying MU a few months ago because I thought it was too expensive.
[+10] u/sadguy__: I was a bear and just went all in on calls. You know what happens next. Sorry bulls
[+9] u/octopus_serenader: space stonks going wild
OPEN THE STRAIT OF URANUS
[+9] u/neoneutra3: jesus when is PULL BACK!?????
[+9] u/NinjaMonkcy: https://preview.redd.it/r6dq469pxxzg1.jpeg?width=2240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a36fcb08a2835852b3b4d8bb7d8af0a7f0602c2
[+9] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Iran will reject the deal when 🥭 is speaking lmao
[+9] u/No_Mall_8004: 1000 years ago they never dreamed of the rush you get from 0 dte spy calls
[+9] u/Superente_: Well, at this point, everything is so overvalued that we are entering meme territory. This has to stop at some point no?
[+9] u/jakeisarake: Memory will never be this cheap again
[+8] u/YachtOrNothing: If 🥭 doesnt speak, market will drift higher
[+8] u/Historical-Half-5377: Bought 240 shares of MU yesterday at $653 and sold them pre market at $656 lmao AMA 🤡
[+8] u/Low_Programmer1814: wtf is this stupid market???
[+8] u/Jerikolol: 50,000 Bers used to live here. Now it's a fucking ghost town.
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: The best time to buy MU and DRAM was yesterday. The second best time to buy them is today. Dont get left behind, still undervalued
[+8] u/31andnotdone: alright guys, i got my calls. 🖕🏼
[+8] u/octopus_serenader: nvda going to announce they're pivoting to selling allbirds shoes
[+8] u/hv876: Nana, stop. You’ve won. You made your point.
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: This is the most euphoric day I have ever witnessed
[+8] u/SilentExtinction: INTC 130 calls are 320 baggers. 0.01 to 3.20 holy fuck.
[+8] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: My intc 120c fkng printed lmaoooo
[+7] u/New-Presentation-146: Crazy how only I can single-handedly crash the market by finally buying in, but I won’t for the sake of my fellow retards
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Micron taking me to the middle class
[+7] u/AllThatJazz_777: Face ripping candles soon
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: Markets not even fun anymore. Been waiting on this recession 6 years now
[+7] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Why was I ever a bear, what the fuck
[+7] u/YungIrv: Dawg the pump on this volume is just ridiculous lmao
[+7] u/kex06: The CEO of MU is named Sanjay? Im sending him some cannon pics as a thank you
[+7] u/Saosinyaj: Keep sucking DRAM. Im still cumming.
[+7] u/big-mo: Fuck man, MU weeklies would have been millionaire makers
[+7] u/bilingualbunny: Bros talking about grass
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Anyone else? There is something wrong with my brain that doesn’t allow me to believe it can keep going up after the huge increase the last few weeks but obviously it does.
[+7] u/Minimum-Cicada7178: RKLB 🫶
https://preview.redd.it/0yjbxky82yzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72189f1221b538fa9d8ae01c94565c6360369e0
[+6] u/jerome-yellen: IRAN LIKELY TO RESPOND SOON TO US PROPOSAL VIA PAKISTANI INTERMEDIARY - NOUREDDINE
🌮🌮🌮
[+6] u/Souk12: People are really achieving financial freedom out here.
[+6] u/Jovato: Those 0DTE SNDK calls I added to my watchlist yesterday at 3pm instead of buying are looking real pretty right now 🤡🤡
[+6] u/Ok_Support_6454: Advanced Money Duplicator strikes again.
Take us to the moon, Su Bae.
[+6] u/Pristine_Struggle: It doesn’t need to make sense, it needs to make cents
[+6] u/Senpai_Slime: DRAM calls were free money, beautiful 200% gains
[+6] u/Odd_Library_3953: I'm tired of watching these other stocks jumping and MSFT eating quaaludes
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Ok, my puts are rekt.
[+6] u/DeepestWinterBlue: RKLB mooning today. Time to sell?
[+6] u/Ok-Yak-900: At this rate qqq is going to overtake spy and that’s insane
[+6] u/kex06: Im going to name my first child Sandisk
[+6] u/cosmicoconuts: Will this truly stay green all day?
[+6] u/Frandaero: What the actual fuck is going on with SNDK and MU?
[+6] u/GreatTraderOnizuka: Stocks back at ATH. Everyone forgets about the Epstein files and every global elite named. Your last memory is of the Oil war. The good old bait and switch topics. People are simple
[+6] u/Mission_Ad_6234: No I don’t wanna see your MU gains I’m already poor
[+6] u/SHHFC: the end of the war has to be fully priced in at this point fucking hell this is insane
[+6] u/The_real_Covfefe-19: Kinda funny the market is rallying off ridiculous employment numbers that are going to get revised down to nothing in about a month or two, lmao.
[+6] u/Initial-Magazine2169: Sometimes it pays to just simply be retarded.
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: How I stopped worrying and learned to love the DRAM
[+6] u/Ok_Visit_5741: MMs would pay out a trillion in calls to avoid paying out a hundred in puts.
[+6] u/KimJongUnsTrousers: Any bears switching to calls today? I need my top signal
[+6] u/ruso_chulo: this nonstop rally gives me anxiety fukin hell it wont stop running. stonks only up
[+6] u/613toes: What if AMD is just the greatest stock of all time and never stops
[+6] u/Illustrious_Job1951: Its all one big bubble if you think about man, the us is a bubble, the solar system is a bubble, even the universe is one big boom bust cycle starting with the big bang (inhales joint)
[+6] u/Juidawg: Been holding MU and INTC in the Roth and Trad for years now. 37M blue collar worker with 1 mill nw on the horizon.
[+6] u/S0Anon: made 5k today. 10k this month so far... it aint enough
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: What the fuck is going to happen to all non memory stocks when Nasdaq is finally red lmao they’re all dog shit while nasdaq is up 2%. -1% Nasdaq means Microsoft will be down 15%
[+6] u/Equivalent-Net-1557: How the fuck is this going up
[+6] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Markets are dropping so I guess the don is on
[+6] u/Gullible_Ad3785: Just say you are either selling to AI or are using AI to layoff workers. Too EZ.
[+6] u/bear2bebull: MU still undervalued until it makes me a million 😤
[+6] u/31andnotdone: i singlehandedly reversed the market. 🥵
[+6] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Sold AMD call for a $400 gain this morning. Now watching it go up another $800 in value.
Life be cruel sometimes
[+6] u/ImpressiveAmount4684: Bought intc again. Fuck your run up, i just killed it.
[+6] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Intel calls are 145x baggers now
[+6] u/vermilli21: Holy hell INTC, those 120c were .23 now 10.00
[+6] u/Notable_Naps: After watching MU for far too long saying "this can't keep going up" I finally decide to say screw and buy calls. Immediately starts dropping. Fml
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: TACO didn't mention anything bad = time for market to pump even harder
[+5] u/No-Relationship8261: I am perma bull(money printing is coming), but some of these semi stocks are getting too high for me. Rotating into gold now.
[+5] u/whitesquirrle: Im too afraid of a rug pull to go in as it just keeps running up
[+5] u/DapupNessie97: Market is ranging today you’ll be dumb to trade
[+5] u/markypooo7: I sold 3$ calls on rxt for .05per contract on Monday, basically took $155 instead of making 8k i belong here
[+5] u/OptionsHuduga: WSB retards have such distorted reality now that if MU / SNDK don't go up $100 per day they declare them shit stocks. If they ever go down even $1 they r on the verge of bankruptcy. Happy Friday y'all.
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Weekly reminder. When the strait is closed for just three weeks it’s bad. But when it’s closed for a full 10 weeks it’s GREAT!!!
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: Using Yahoo finance for info:
MU next year has a $70 earnings per share ON THE LOW END...times that by a reasonable 30 P/E would give MU a fair valuation (in today's world) of around $2100 per share.
SNDK next year has a $134 earnings per share ON THE LOW END...times that by a reasonable 30 P/E would give SNDK a fair valuation (in today's world) of around $4020 per share.
Think what these would be if they achieved the high end...this is why these are going bonkers, AI has done this.
[+5] u/31andnotdone: find me a man that pumps like SNDK 😮💨
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Congrats and fuck you to any INTL 0dte 120 call buyers who bought in at 23 dollars a contract and held to be able to sell for 600 a contract.
[+5] u/Most-Cloud: Love how a stock can pop 20% and rocket on open and as soon as you buy a strangle it just parks itself in a range. The collective consciousness is such a cuck
[+5] u/ryan178us: Market experts told me the first half of 2026 would be a bear market and the second half would turn bullish. But now QQQ is already up 15% YTD while SPY gained 8%. So what’s even left for the rest of 2026 ?
[+5] u/i_like_debt: BB is going to $7 today. I can feel it in my loins.
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: Another day, another MU and SNDK pump to fresh infinities.
[+5] u/dickwheelies: Just over heard a guy talking that works at computer he said market goes green to red today
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #MU about to pass $1 trillion in market cap. AMD coming next too. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/Geoff_Dawmer: This shit is fuckin' dicknuts.
[+5] u/ideletedmyaccount04: The market will keep going higher until I got all in.
Not Today Satan.
You boys make me proud. I am in cash.
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #SPY has a market cap of $40 trillion but you can move the entire option chain by simply placing an order for 1 call option. Even god couldn't make up this level of manipulation to steal your money. LMAO🤌
[+5] u/moazzam0: Sold sndk 0dte puts for a small gain
[+5] u/A10cc: Bruh, fruit salad man saying that gas prices have come down and are low again. People actually believe this bullshit? LMAO HOLLLY SHIT, puts on the intelligence of the US.
[+5] u/jayxmor: Apple, Intel reach preliminary chip production deal: WSJ
[+5] u/FoundationRegular661: down 70% on my MU puts
[+5] u/Quirky_Row_2080: He’s done?? The fuck did he even say lol
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: INTC goes boom on the same news, gd
[+5] u/widerdog: intel making me wet rn
[+5] u/Got_Engineers: OK, so that was approximately 25 million volume bought on Intel. Just a casual earnings style pump in the middle of the day on a Friday. I’ve never seen something like that. What the actual fuck lol
[+5] u/MakeResonableChoices: I’m just going back to calls on dips if there are any.
Turtle gang 🐢
[+5] u/captain_casino: MSFT is some embarrassing shit
[+5] u/External_Counter378: its not over yet bers
[+5] u/ercanbas: If MU goes to $1250 by 5/22 I’ll be a millionaire.
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: Believe it or not, MU and sndk are still cheap
[+5] u/WallStreetThreats_: I wake up, go to work, check in three hours after open and MU is up $87, what the shit
[+5] u/ActuatorHot8514: MU, SNDK and AMD it’s actually a joke by now how much they are rising
[+5] u/Helios-Sol: #🥭 just shitposts with his mouth
[+5] u/HalaMadridPapaFlo: lmao bers in shambles
[+5] u/piszczel: I was up 40% on nflx. Now up 2%. That'll teach me (it won't)
[+5] u/BlazedRush: How is this sustainable?
[+5] u/wicksXshadows: BEAR GANG WHERE YALL AT!?!?!?!
DRILL TEAM MFing 6 ASSEMBLE!!!
[+5] u/BigFuckHead_: Do bears think downvoting bull posts affects the price?
[+5] u/Embarrassed-Wind1347: This seems to be the first time I've seen MU rise this much in one go.
[+5] u/skin_flute_player: AMD moving like prime NVDA is crazy
[+5] u/No_Risk5411: Spy 745 eod possible? Given that qqq is up 2%
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Michael Burrys ass has to be gaping wide open atp
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Intel calls are 85x baggers……..
[+5] u/robmafia: i'm no bear but this market is completely fucking busted. semis go up 10% every fucking day. intel's market cap more than tripled in a month... it's up *repeatedly* on the same (apple) news.
everything's priced for insanity. i can't find one ticker well priced. it's either cheap af or sky high. semis have way too many bottlenecks to be priced like this. people don't know the difference between hbm or dram. worse, they think hard drives are memory.
amd's priced for tons of revenue from their oai/meta deals... but not the 20% dilution impending from said deals.
qcom... what? they are fucked. and doubled, for being fucked. they're squeezed by literally everyone. can't sell phones because ram costs. can't sell cpus because they suck.
hard drives are probably already being cranked out all over asia. it's not like they require euv.
[+5] u/SolidMembership4876: Ok the day has come I'm taking my profit on MU thanks for your attention in this matter
[+22] u/Iscratchmybutt: i'm up 6% YTD while the nasdaq is up 14%. should i just buy index funds and stop trying
[+20] u/isukforfree: This is some of the craziest shit i have ever seen and ive seen oil go negative
[+14] u/Melodic-Scheme8794: Intel couldn't figure their shit for 25 years and all of a sudden it is all rainbows
[+13] u/Leather_Floor8725: My feed is filled with people who have made multi millions in last few weeks
[+13] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: raise your hand if you
\- took profits yesterday or the day before
\- was waiting for a dip to get back again
\- just FOMO'd and got back today anyways because maybe we'll never get a dip again
[+12] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: This is exactly what Dotcom was like. I was 19-20 years old. Back then I invested $4000 in what Jim Cramer was calling the "leaders of the new world tech companies." Just long stocks, no options. 8 months later the account was worth $200.
[+11] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: is this what the top of Dot Com looked like
[+11] u/EmergencyInternal837: This market is scary 😅 like i love how things going parabolic but I am just afraid of the rug pull
[+10] u/Jadedtrader33: Bruh I feel so bad for Intel boy.
His whole family could have retired off his play.
https://preview.redd.it/v8b1chyb9yzg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8746e9338dab1a9126ff6b1f0c4c6e33395e98d2
[+10] u/ignatious__reilly: We are witnessing a Market Gamma Squeeze
The market just did something we’ve never seen before……..the S&P 500 traded $2.6 trillion in call options in a single day, the highest call volume ever recorded.
When traders buy that many calls, the market makers on the other side have to hedge by buying the actual stocks, and that buying pressure helps push prices even higher.
[+10] u/excadedecadedecada: Bought puts on INTC right before that spike. Unbelievable
[+10] u/West_Track_9927: INTC about to be worth more then Beta i mean Meta
[+10] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Profit taking is going to fuck so many over
[+9] u/Jagged_Tide: Ah yes, go up perfectly to the rate of my theta decay to ensure I am constantly in the red. Very cool, SPY!
[+9] u/socratesqt: Bears buying puts is the only thing keeping this pump going
[+9] u/Lake-Dependent: I mean genuinely can we be for fucking real? $737? Come on I don’t even have puts just like what the fuck
[+9] u/FrostingOk2692: INTC to 300 after they reveal plans to build a chip fab in space next year.
[+9] u/_rockthemike: MU 1000 call for January is 13k holy fuck
[+9] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: wtf just happened to spy
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: https://preview.redd.it/46dg4cytdyzg1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5731d3dcdff641bf82bdea208be39834cfc03493
[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Starting to think my 725P’s aren’t going to print, LMAO
[+8] u/Haikoe: There is no way this all can fail. Just keep buying
[+8] u/thebobitt: I'm a bull but this can't be sustainable
[+8] u/AgitatedJump8459: Seriously, how is this bullrun even possible
[+8] u/HatNo9667: I THINK WE ARE FINALLY AT THE BUBBLE STAGE THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN YAPPING ABOUT FOR 3 YEARS. DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND
[+8] u/hioman01: Yes I bought INTC at $130
[+8] u/HeavyArmsJin: At this point I am just waiting for the inevitable crash
[+8] u/Metacog_Drivel: RKLB has opened the floodgates for the space sector.
PL to 50+
FLY to 50+
and ASTS, yes ASTS is going back to 100+
[+8] u/mapsosa: the memory pullback will be violent 😭
[+8] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: So weekend "dump"? Taco Monday/Tuesday yes?
[+8] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Where are all the retards who swore Soun would recover?
[+8] u/jmc774: All i had to do was full port intc and hold. Instead im stressing over my shitty trades 🙃
[+8] u/Philthatman: I called the top on wednesday, that itd be SPY 741.67
Fulfill the prophecy you fuck
[+7] u/GreenGameboyColor: My puts are beyond pissed
[+7] u/am22fcw: This is out of fucking control
[+7] u/restartilife: MSFT has dicks for breakfast and everyone working there is gay.
[+7] u/ActivatingEMP: Another 2%+ day on QQQ lmao. Absolutely absurd
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: ten dollar gas is a small price to pay to pump SPY 3%
[+7] u/DelvxeRed: Ok. Just spent 4k on some calls on a fund I’d never heard of because a stranger on the internet said to. Someone take my keys away.
[+7] u/stonetrade: This feels like the dot com bubble and I wasn’t even born yet
[+7] u/zeusbox: Someone explain this pump to me.
[+7] u/laurencenor: QQQ and SPY are ponzi schemes. I'm out.
[+7] u/It-hurts-whenIP: IMAGINE BUYING PUTS THE LAST MONTH 😂😂😂
[+7] u/melvincaneatmyshorts: I would love to know how much margin is running this thing up
[+7] u/Metacog_Drivel: Kind of makes me sad I stopped trading like an insane degenerate a couple months ago. I could have made a fucking fortune...or gone broke.
Now I'm just buying shares like a fucking loser and my once $300k+ days are now like $80-90k days. fucking pathetic.
[+7] u/Top-Sir-1215: This is insane right?
[+7] u/Constant_Ad_3070: I lost 5.5k today on calls only :\^)
[+7] u/West_Track_9927: !banbet MU $1000 30d
[+7] u/Onurb86: You Bulls are obviously taking screenshots
You Bulls should obviously sell
[+7] u/Commercial-Solid-328: Here, time to buy SNDK dip
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: "It's gunna dump any minute now duuuuurrrrrr"
2 hours later
"Any minute now duuuuuuuuurrrr"
[+7] u/Czyzzle: Whoever just sold me those fat fingered calls I bought FUCK YOU
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Believe it or not, calls
[+7] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I sold my Intel and I wish I was dead.
[+7] u/elementcirca15: How long can stocks keep going up 10 to 30% per day?
[+6] u/ripcord51: i'm going to change my strategy and take profit while possible
[+6] u/Normal-Phase-1252: this market is brutal for bad stock pickers
[+6] u/DarkR124: There green days then there’s this. This is insane lmao.
[+6] u/JasonMrazsHat: Is memory gonna do a final eod pump?
[+6] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Shot-Welcome-2822** bet **SPY** goes from **736.91** to **140.0** before **09-May-2026 10:40 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 2 losses.
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[+6] u/_rockthemike: I make money but I’m angry I didn’t make more. Does anyone else have this problem or just me
[+6] u/ilikemgs: Man why can’t I bring myself to buy any mu or sndk
[+6] u/Strategy_: Everything not semis is being sold off to buy semis
[+6] u/unpaid-astroturfer: Hey guys, I've been in a coma for 13 years.
Is the Hyperloop finally built?
[+6] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: Okay you guys win, doubled down on puts.
[+6] u/NewHome_PaleRedDot: This is too easy, I just buy calls and make money… I’m quitting my job
[+6] u/thelonewanderer333: The fed is hawkish but people keep buying. Oil is up 25% in 2 months but people keep buying. The numbers from data releases are highly suspect but people keep buying. Tariffs are here to stay but people keep buying. Circular AI deals add no value but people keep buying. The market has quadrupled in 5 years and people will call you stupid for expecting any kind of profit taking but people keep buying. Retail is all in on leveraged bull ETFs but people keep buying. The consumer confidence index is at an all time low but people keep buying.
Absolute insanity.
[+6] u/AdWorth6475: shorting 86k intel seems like a great idea rn
[+6] u/jerky-: Market doesn't even have the decency to offer bers any lube
[+6] u/Coda70: It’s a great day to have $135k each in dell nvda MU Avgo. $240k in amd. Printing trendies
[+6] u/LiveMotivation: This market is going like being caught in a scam but you aren’t 100% unsure it’s a scam, you can’t help yourself until the end to be sure.
[+6] u/noicedeb8r: Glad I exited META fuck that
[+6] u/diego_tomato: so why don't all companies just start making chips?
[+6] u/am22fcw: The FED is for sure buying equities
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Where is the SEC? Oh wait..
[+6] u/Neat-Award-5319: Missing out on the RKLB goldmine is top 10 worst feelings of all time
[+6] u/savingstrainagain: Might literally be peak euphoria. Entering shorts
[+6] u/Senior_Professional4: I maintain my take that wsb is surprisingly frequently correct, but is almost always 2-4 weeks too early
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Hadn’t checked the market since last night
What in the fuck
[+6] u/nhalas: I’ve been watching Intel since it dropped to 40. I’ll buy it when it gets back to the top.
[+6] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Sold my 15000 shares of intc at 67 btw
[+6] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: r/askreddit top thread:
>Poor people of Reddit, why don't you just buy calls? \[SERIOUS\]
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: Look if qqq got a 2% day I think it’s only fair for spy to get one too
[+5] u/Nevsanev: Don’t give up! This must be the last bull trap!
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: SpaceX in talks with Saudi Arabia to build a “Space Pipeline” to transport oil over Strait of Hormuz, sources familiar with the matter tell the NYT.
[+5] u/Xzlk: I’d like to submit a bid to buy Anthropic. Half margin, half more margin.
[+5] u/JJlaim: Semis got small dump because regards selling so they could FOMO into INTC
[+5] u/AdjustDeezNutz: You'd think spy would be up bigly with all this green
[+5] u/plutosbigbro: I can’t believe AMD is at $440 a share
[+5] u/likamuka: This is total insanity. TOTAL insanity.
[+5] u/Ble_h: Just keep buying, my fellow bers are all dead
[+5] u/Knarre30: Is Iran and oil shortage just forgotten?
[+5] u/DufflebagJoe: Memory stocks fucking up everything else ffs. Let that shit crash.
[+5] u/Suspicious-V3rbatim: Damn. Sold my rklb 81c too early! Sold at $90! A win is a win i guess. Lets not get greedy!
If only Microsoft can stop being a lil biatchhhh… grrr
[+5] u/RothTo0DTE: Sell 60% and keep the rest in
[+5] u/DarkR124: Brother have you been under a rock? That’s all this sub talks about lmao
[+5] u/Jagged_Tide: Holy fuck. Absolutely rinsed today
[+5] u/Valuable_Sundae5737: This is absolutely a bubble.
[+5] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: My pastor started talking about SNDK is this the top
[+5] u/RealisticOkra6567: We know that day is coming keep your butthole tight
[+5] u/Onurb86: There Will be a sell off before the weekend in this completely uncertain geopolitical situation... Right??
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: My Roth is up 11% today.
Thank you LUNR LMAO
[+5] u/Philthatman: "He sold, pump it" 😎
[+5] u/Specialist-Map-5602: Someone actually said on Monday “I wouldn’t be surprised if qqq hits 700” and I laughed when I seen that
[+5] u/YouDontKnowDino: Wow SPY is doing well today. Let’s check on Microsoft
[+23] u/sonspurs: You are fucking delusional if you think this is normal.
I am all in on puts.
[+20] u/cgonz15: It is 2050, the 468th ceasefire has pumped SPY to $5,000
[+20] u/Own_Arm_7641: My trading career is over, I was short intc 5000 shares. Lost 50k and Im done after losing 100k on sndk
[+17] u/Ceyenne18: I have always been a bull but this AI melt up is getting rather uncomfortable
[+14] u/rwc5078: I want to be very clear
I Bought PUTS yesterday thinking we might have two red days
You have permission to mock me
[+12] u/sjtomcat: Everyone making money on semis and AI, meanwhile I hold calls on a car rental company. Bruh
[+12] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # All the talking heads on CNBC who are ridiculously pompous and overconfident like that sleazebag Josh Brown or that farmer Lebenthal or whatever or all the assholes at Fast Money, none of these fuckers told me to buy SNDK or MU 3 months ago, not even 1 month ago. Fuck you assholes and keep your rizz and smug faces at your home. Show me some regret that none of you called it.
[+12] u/nothingsusphere: One like and I go all in on ATH RKLB
[+12] u/Jericho3434: Bulls make money, pigs make money, bears get slaughtered.
[+11] u/Flat-Focus7966: RKLB up 30% in a day. ASTS is next....
[+11] u/cow_grass: Intel gonna be a 1 trillion dollar company? This must be a joke
[+11] u/BabyGrogu69: the market is pumping because i havent bought any of the stocks. you are all welcome
[+11] u/BabyGrogu69: Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
Don't open SPY 0DTE Puts.
[+11] u/deathlyharry: INTC: deal with apple, 5% candle
MU and SNDK: exist, 6-15% days daily
[+11] u/Winter-Shopping1111: Never seen anything like this in my life.
[+11] u/BabyGrogu69: "dad what did you name me after?"
Shut up and go finish your dinner RocketLab
[+11] u/PooPooPointBoiz: Dude this shit is so goddamn stupid. I'm so fucked. I'm holding MSFT like a retarded ass fucking value investor, waiting for it to wake up.
And the likes of MU and INTC and AMD rocket 10% day over fucking day.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
[+10] u/Visible-Atmosphere72: Someone I know just bought MU 1000 C
[+10] u/gkdjsl: Rally so insane I've become a bear sympathizer (without the swishy parts, sorry, let's not get crazy)
[+10] u/E39_CBX: I cannot believe I could’ve bought like literally ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE and here I am dicking around -10% on FUCKING SERVICENOW. FUCK IM SO BAD AT THIS
[+10] u/Bob_the_peasant: “Software will never recover, despite them being the ones pumping all the hardware numbers”
-Sun Tzu, art of shovel salesman
[+9] u/Possible-Material693: This shit is so addicting when it’s green every day
[+9] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: lets rip higher on a peace deal after ripping higher on the last peace deal that ripped higher because of the last peace deal
[+9] u/XeroShyft: EVERYTHING ON MY WATCHLIST IS UP.... except Microsoft. Biggest piece of shit of all time!
[+9] u/analgape4206969: Why tf didnt i full port 0dte calls
[+9] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: TACO: There will be a 3 day ceasefire (may 9th, 10th, and 11th) in war between Russia and Ukraine."
Did Ukraine know about this?
[+9] u/shindiggaa: got some power hour 740 lottos
[+8] u/Blyrone__Blashinton: Spy id like you to go ahead and kiss 740 before 3:30 pwweeeaaase
[+8] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: WSB is making too much money... this is an omen
[+8] u/Sam_Vicious2: Crazy I made no money today lol
[+8] u/Therecanbenopeace: Sold 70k worth of stock across several positions. I'm sure this will go higher now. You're welcome.
[+8] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: The way every trade influencer declares themselves geniuses in a bull market is so funny
[+8] u/CluelessTennisBall: Even though I'm broke, my one Micron share I bought at $50 bout to fund my upcoming flight
[+8] u/poopieuser909: MR PRESIDENT ALL MEMBERS OF DRILL TEAM 6 HAVE BEEN LIQUIDATED
[+8] u/Yodaboy170: holy fuck bought a 0dte 740c MU when it was at 738 and watched it plummet to 728 then pump back to 742 and cashed out $80 lmao what a fucking rush I hate myself hahahaha
[+8] u/Domefieldadvantage: Everything ripping and I’m the retard holding oil stocks in a oil shortage that somehow is making the price lower
[+7] u/yomama_yodaddy: Do i show my mom my port
[+7] u/deathlyharry: Retail will still be short the market over the weekend so we probably pump again for at least a few days beginning of next week I'm assuming
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: One ceasefire after another LMAO. Bears cannot catch a break
[+7] u/gkdjsl: Not trying to look a gift horse in the mouth here since AMD has made me filthy rich, but this rally is possibly the most ridiculous shit I can remember in the past 9 years
[+7] u/BurntKookk: One more hour until we get to 740 amigos
[+7] u/megadalon: Bought INTC calls and they flew up and I didn’t sell now I’m down -90%
[+7] u/Starmedia11: We are 100% getting an official ceasefire this weekend
[+7] u/Opposite-Link: Prayers for the TurboTax guy who has to do my taxes next year
[+7] u/JarrodH991: MU the next trillion dollar company
[+7] u/svpa3991: Man it’s euphoric in here, unless you own microsoft
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: Here comes the inside trading before major new
[+7] u/Ok-Art6659: Today was a great day. I went full regards on the only stock that went down
[+7] u/The_Judgement_Nut: It wont even drop a 0.05%
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Jim Cramer last week: “I don’t expect next week to be as good as this week”. Foolishness never disappoints lmao
[+7] u/Spy300: VGhlIHJlYWwgeWllbGQgZm9yY2UgaGFzIG92ZXJ0YWtlbiB0aGUgZG9sbGFyIGZvcmNlIGFuZCBtYXJrZXQgZm9yY2Uu
[+7] u/bb483: Bears conversion as we speak
[+7] u/gkdjsl: How the fuck am I supposed to give a shit about work anymore
[+6] u/haze_from_deadlock: Microslop (MSFT) is a company whose entire business model consists of being short semiconductors, apparently
[+6] u/AKOnDaTrack: Thats crazy, INTC was a piece of shit stock for 5 years straight and is now priced like the greatest company on earth
[+6] u/postinga_fewtimes: come on little SPY hit $740 you can do it
[+6] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Who tf is still buying lol
[+6] u/jeanx22: I need SMCI to pump harder.
Intel, please buy SMCI with your unjustified market cap.
$SMCI Calls lets go
[+6] u/TheBreadMan10: Truly think dram is a millionaire maker. Brand new and with chip boom and everything else. I don’t see it being a slow summer.
Shit will moon by end of this year.. laddering calls from 65-100
[+6] u/ApprehensiveSkin6982: I can't buy at these levels man i'm too retarded
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: $56M MU call Whale from April lows
No exits yet.
Calls are now worth $1 BILLION lmao
[+6] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: MU antigravity AI memory chips launched
[+6] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Blows my mind that RKLB was at like 4-6$ only two years ago
[+6] u/hwork-22: Power Hour is going to hit 738
[+6] u/floo82: Wrong war, stupid algos
[+5] u/turboMXDX: Bought intel near it's lows. Sold off bits of it as it went up. Had I held, I would have been up twice as much. The fomo is real
[+5] u/TheNicestRedditor: If I do I’ll crash the whole market 😅
[+5] u/PuzzleheadedSummer35: Lost my last 1k to SOUN, please some one rescue me :(
[+5] u/zoidbergface90: Give SNDK a 10:1 split, you crazy bastards!!!
[+5] u/AltcoinTraderNy: Ber extinction event
[+5] u/Swampybumh0le: I think Cathie Woods might actually be retarded
[+5] u/housemoneyrocketship: WAS up 17% and now 1%
FML
[+5] u/jokull1234: It must really suck to be short one or sidelined from one of the greatest market rallies of all time
[+5] u/Keiigo: Microsoft what’s going on let’s talk
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: im making money. im not used to this
[+5] u/shindiggaa: RIP SOXX short guy [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1t6i35s/fuck\_semiconductors/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1t6i35s/fuck_semiconductors/)
[+5] u/WonUpH: Bruh my phone rang 4 alerts on INTC in less than 20mn
[+5] u/sonspurs: What the fuck is going on. Why am I even working
[+15] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Who the fuck is buying these levels? This is fucking asinine.
[+14] u/Crazy_Donkies: Bears are going to be talking about viruses and boots on the ground this weekend. Pin this comment.
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # I’m up 1000% on my RKLB calls I put in 8k LMAO💀🤌
[+12] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # You gotta be a big fat dumb ass retard to bet against MU & SNDK LMAO
[+10] u/chikenbeer: Imagine being cash gang during the biggest rally of the century
[+10] u/Ryu6912: Fuck it just SNDK up 10% everyday forever fuck it
[+10] u/Street-Badger: To think, no previous administration invented ‘continuously fucking gaslighting everyone’ as a macroeconomic strategy. It’s breathtaking to behold.
[+10] u/medievalsteel2112: Not even shitcoins in the 2016-2017 crypto bubble were mooning like SNDK is doing on basically a daily basis. Absolutely insane stuff. Is there anyone who bought calls or a significant number of shares a year ago? I'd be curious to see some of those gains. Congrats to whoever saw where it was going and acted upon it.
[+9] u/MagJack: i am more upset that i am down 50 bucks on 0dte than i am happy that my long port is up 10k for the day. this has to be a mental disability right
[+9] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # Bears you do realize we’re pumping until mid terms right? There won’t be a crash just minor corrections at times LOL
[+9] u/bronfmanhigh: if i learned one thing this week, it's that im a huge pussy and always sell too early
[+9] u/Appropriate_Win1362: This market is fucked man
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: Sndk to aquire nvda to produce more mini SD cards
[+9] u/gopoohgo: Lol AMD.
Fucking parabolic
[+8] u/GreatTea3415: IRAN HAS AGREED TO PEACE AND WILL PAY $4 BILLION FOR DAMAGES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+8] u/Bochyat_Jaa: It’s about to get sexually charged
[+8] u/Briack89: This is fucking sick … this market is in drugs today
[+8] u/JessKingHangers: SNDK just doesn't stop. Im making so much money
[+8] u/Crazy_Donkies: Do we thing cash gang is still cash gang or did they fomo in?
[+8] u/darryljenks: I went all in on Micron at $586 this Monday. It's trading at $735 now. That is $149 gain per stock in four days!
[+8] u/Even-Square-6246: HOOD, SOFI and MSFT the three regards of WSB
[+7] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # i think all ber transitioned to bol lmaooo
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Bers must be totally eradicated now, no joke how would they have money left
[+7] u/greg_r_: $MU my beloved. I'm sorry I doubted you.
[+7] u/RevolutionaryPhoto24: 1000% on contracts is the new 200%
And not even, bc I leave those open given sufficient time and moneyness….
[+7] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: I made like 20 trades today to be at 0.03% green. Brokers love me
[+7] u/FeverTreeCloud: All I do is
Lose lose lose 😭
[+7] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: SPY WANTS 740 SO BAD
[+7] u/Lepoof2020: Hiw the fuck is Sndk ticker not up there
[+7] u/Crewfan37: Can’t believe I used to buy fucking Jordans and thought I was investing. What a day!
[+6] u/georgecopafeel: Giant green GOOG shrek
[+6] u/FlatwormBig5514: There are so many buyers holy shit.
[+6] u/seanws30: 740 by close? Please? You owe me
[+6] u/CorvusGearlock: From an a retirement account perspective this is fun but from a trading perspective this sucks ass. Like if this was the meta in a video game I’d play something else
[+6] u/otimanob: From a non-innovative dying company to a almost trillion dollar company. Fundamental hasn’t changed at all. Just because one dude took a 10% stake in it.
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s…DRAM!
[+6] u/mangofruitdude: Rddt is the most pathetic stock unfortunately
[+6] u/NeedToMakeMoneyz: Every day I see someone complain they’re too late to get into SNDK. and every day I see it go up.
[+6] u/scm66: Why are Schwab deposits so fucking slow?
[+6] u/PlentyArmy2411: I invested in SNDK way back at $1000. Where were you?!
[+6] u/AlasKansastan: how the fuck is memory still running like this
[+6] u/LavishnessTimely7372: Sandisk up over 480% in 6 months
[+6] u/GreatTea3415: It’s 10pm in Iran. Pretty good chance they respond in the next 2 hours. Make or break for all my SPY calls.
[+6] u/destinyeeeee: People so often forget that a market will pump literally for years during bad economic times. Historians may look back on what we're living through now as a recession, but the S&P does 👏 not 👏 give 👏 a 👏 shit 👏.
[+6] u/ithastogoupfromhere: ☝🤓 don't forget to take at least partial gains
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: I have a feeling this is less of a “too high gotta sell” and more of a “everyone thinks it’s too high, so it will go much higher” moment
[+6] u/PopularCut4124: At this point the market has probably pumped on the same news for over a month
[+6] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Poor people aka bears are DISGUSTING
[+5] u/Gajax: I renamed my trading accounts last night, maybe THAT'S what did it.
[+5] u/ethereumkid: Believe it or not, puts.
[+5] u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck: SNXX please please its too much winning we can’t take it anymore
[+8] u/purpleinme: Crazy. If you spent $500 on MU $700 calls yesterday you’d have $24,000 right now.
[+7] u/IEatBiscuitz: Am I the only one who is losing money in this bull market?
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Diversification is for pussies
[+7] u/Better_Resort1171: Bought Sndk on Wed. Wet my pants on Thur
Today it is hookers and blow
[+7] u/le_pedal: Today is historical. I'm contemplating letting go of my AMD and RKLB shares, up like 300% on both - this feels like hype territory. Seriously though, wtf?
[+7] u/Snoo23417: OK I guess I'm starting with the daily QQQ calls on Monday. There's no point in overthinking this.
[+7] u/Independent_Swing537: 734 and I won’t gamble 0dtes until Thursday.
[+6] u/poopyplayer69: very concern for ber
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Wow russia litteraly said this like a few days ago god this guy is grade A fucking clown yall who chose this dumbass the only thing you will ever profit in is chromosomes
[+6] u/TomEpicure: Things are going too well, someone is for sure getting nuked this weekend just for funsies.
[+6] u/ConclusionEven6917: What’s funny is that if you try to tell bulls that this market is overvalued and we could definitely be in a dot com scenario they would completely dismiss the idea. The usual counter argument is that valuations today are based on real profits and growth, even though much of the dot com era also had growth and spend supporting the prices. Similar to that period, we are using a cyclical build out phase as justification why a stock has 10x in a few months when there is a very likely chance that in 6-12 months the demand for the product disappears as the development of AI moves on. That’s not even talking about how capex from megacap tech is being recognized as immediate revenue, yet the capex expense is being depreciated over time creating a massive timing difference in how money/value is being treated. I’m not disagreeing with the earnings, or even claiming that the price growth is unwarranted. However, to sit here and believe that we are no in dangerous times with an economy that is euphorically ignoring true fundamentals in the midst of a lot of debt is just insanity. I think we are way closer to a dot com style repricing that people realize, and to me it’s not a matter of timing but rather if certain things play out. You a delay on the Hormuz opening, with oil shortages and massive supply chain disruptions forcing yields to rocket as a re rating on equity valuations which just cascades similar to April due to market structure. Next you know SPY is down 20% in a couple weeks and things just spiral from there.
[+6] u/Leading-Future6691: Wish SNDK pumped this hard yesterday
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Fucking fuck man. Calls double again after selling them for double. They need to cut this shit out or were all going to worry about hyperinflation
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: MU, INTC, SNDK....LOL. Wakes up and decides today is a good day to buy
[+6] u/Bruin1217: “I should deepen my rocket lab position before earnings in case they’re more positive than expected.”
“Eh it’s been on a crazy run and is due a pullback, I’ll just wait and see.”
*Rocketlab up 30 fuckin percent today*
[+5] u/_hopkins: If I buy MU, this whole shit is done EOD. I have such a great track record
[+5] u/Zentaury: DRAM this is total euphoria
[+5] u/Fantastic_Barbie: uhhhh lemme get a fresh ath
[+5] u/Garrett_CPAatCOS: I just keep selling way OTM INTC calls, never learning my lesson...
[+5] u/VitoCorleone187Um: what’s the word chat? is Hamuz still straight?