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[+13] u/Phantom01001: Jesus wtf is wrong with these market. Every fcking day is green without any reason
[+7] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Call me crazy but Nvidia is very undervalued right now
[+5] u/Medium_Proof7304: Nvidia hitting 220 today
[+5] u/Suspicious_Ad6172: #**Happy Friday. Now open the damn casino!**
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: Can someone please help me feel better about my huge $hood bag? My cost basis is $100 and I can’t average down any more.
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: Son, if you’re reading this, i just want you to know that i went to get a pack of Zyn six years ago.
I still love you but I’m not coming back
GOT EMM
[+5] u/cgonz15: Great another day where the massive moves happens in pre market 🥱
[+25] u/WSB-mods-are-: Imagine not cashing out your puts yesterday during the once in a lifetime -0.3% dip
[+24] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: No sign of a deal, bombs dropping again and we are up premarket. This is hilarious.
[+21] u/hv876: Dip’s over. Another +15% incoming.
[+19] u/uncsucks: Nothing is real anymore
[+19] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: we will never witness a red day without rebounding +1% before open the next day
[+17] u/vanceraa: this thread is the worst gauge of the market ever
we could be at spy 1000 and some guy is spamming “looks kinda dumpy”
[+14] u/ShrimpieAC: If I coat my toilet bowl in RainX will it keep shit from sticking to it when it fires out of my ass like a cannon?
[+13] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Iran very close to making a deal 😉
[+13] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Every time shit escalates 🥭 is saying peace deal is imminent and market pumps like it was oversold lol
[+11] u/Most_Lingonberry_409: What is this relentless pump every day with a tiny correction then an even bigger pump
[+11] u/No-Put2311: Why did I sell MU yesterday at the very bottom thinking we’d correct for more than 15 hours I’m so sick man
[+10] u/FatandBankrupt: Bought new hot sauce yesterday now I poop 7 times before leaving the house
[+10] u/sp2802: Why is the market going up today? Looking for a genuine answer.
[+10] u/Okami_The_Sun: Might need to adjust circuit breaks from 7% to .7% in the modern age
[+10] u/fredditf: petition for a third daily thread
[+10] u/jasperCrow: https://preview.redd.it/ntli6f7yjwzg1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d448abb045fed12f1f318bfc3718b0269c493cb7
Penguin Solutions
[+10] u/Extreme_Marketing865: I got coreweave at the absolute top, AMA
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: SOUN Thanos-snapped me.
I need a fell for it again award.
[+9] u/LasyKuuga: Doing the NATO phoentic alphabet over the phone. Turns out for V it’s Victor not Vagina 😔
[+9] u/severed02: Woke up with a bad fever and trouble breathing. Where should I fly this weekend?
[+9] u/Shoganai_Hito: I sold a SPY call for a loss of $700 and watched it go to +$60K just a few days later. This was back mid-April on the SPY climb to $700. Was a SPY $704c I bought for $0.66 that peaked out at $10 something
Fucking stings but life goes on and made money since
Best of luck to y’all today and have a fantastic weekend
[+8] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Jobs report will re-open strait of whore moose
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: "this isn't the latest thread" no it fucking is
[+8] u/SpyRuinedMe: Fine I admit it I’m addicted to marijuana. And alcohol, and gambling, and stimulants, and Pepsi.
[+8] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: It is gonna dump after job report isn't it?
[+8] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Why did we pump overnight?
[+8] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: IM SQUEEZING OUT THE POO LIKE IM A TUBE OF POOPPASTE🫴💩
[+8] u/youarenothearingme: I don't even like money actually
[+8] u/Skilledthunder: This is the better Daily discussion. The other ones filles with idiots who cant read
[+8] u/GreatTea3415: Don’t worry. Trump said the ceasefire is still on. The missiles don’t count.
[+7] u/yodamelon: Hoping everyone's port goes to the moon today. We're done being poor!
[+7] u/Nexaz: Well I’m glad I didn’t paper hand my calls yesterday when shit was sinking.
[+7] u/pineapplelover212: Now Israel has been attacked and oil price still down. Ridiculousness !!!
[+7] u/jer72981m: Strong bullish results from Grinder
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: I don’t see why we’re bearish. We have chefs to cook data, a printer in federal reserves, and a tweet machine to secure everything
[+7] u/MoleMan199: Soun bag holders are finally quiet! Good morning
[+7] u/collegefootballfan69: With this market i am having very difficult time dealing with my emotions around fear and greed.
[+7] u/ecoburner87: sorry to all the retards in here, but this isn't sustainable. there are big costs to an impossible 2 month pump, most institutions are locked out, many hedge funds are still trapped on the wrong side. if you think that's jus going to play out and they'll (D.C., Wall Street) let it play out, you're dumber than any ape that's piled into calls at ATH because this is the one we'll look back on someday as the most obvious. and we can already say right now that it's the biggest pump in history. good luck getting those last few bets in before they get what's theirs, maybe in a day, or maybe in weeks, you'll understand why it was so low volume all this time
[+7] u/LeftBullTesty: eating 10 viagra before open in hopes SPY channels my erections energy straight to $750
[+7] u/Kru1zer: Market is in full autism mode. Fear and Greed is only at 67. This shit can go even higher.
[+7] u/Strange_Specific655: Where is the most volatile stock I want to gamble today please tell me financial advice I’m retarded
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: If AMD could go back to 425+ today....that'd be granddd
[+6] u/poopyplayer69: i think spy 750 today 😉
[+6] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: opening below +1% has become illegal
[+6] u/teh_herper: RDDT you POS go back to 170 so I can dump my bags
[+6] u/kinkyhentai69: Cant wait for hentaivirus 😫😫😫
[+6] u/Gloomy_Necesary: Another day of rddt screwing me I see
[+6] u/LeftBullTesty: I’ll make this easy for you. SPY calls 7DTE $740 strike price.
Send all proceeds to my assistant Monica.
[+6] u/__nameless____: UAE getting bombarded resulting in injured casualties. 🥭: "yeah, still ceasefire"
[+6] u/aew2019: I wonder what spices and ingredients they are going to cook with the jobs data today!
[+6] u/FrequentUpperDecker: Cloudflare down 15% to levels not seen since…. 7 days ago
Why is everything so expensive
[+6] u/eastcoastsomeone: I cashed out my AMD and MU calls on Wednesday. Felt good.
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: I come from the future! Today SPY will go red. Next week SPY 800
[+6] u/solidsneeze: obviously, you don't know what a ceasefire is
[+6] u/dreamwagon: FOMO deez nutz. Cash gang
[+6] u/MoleMan199: I would love a pump to 745 today so I can buy weekend puts
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: who buys that shitco called ""SPY"" wen you can just full port QQQ and print 1% every day forever
up 45% on the 1y LMAOOOO
TQQQ even better!
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: Just checking back after my electronics free vacation in Antarctica. SPY was around 630 at that time
Anything I should know....
[+5] u/Paincoast89: imagine holding puts overnight
[+5] u/teh_herper: # LOOKS LIKE THE BEHIND-WENDY'S-DUMPSTER ECONOMY IS STILL SAFE, FOR NOW...
[+5] u/SpyRuinedMe: I like spewing nonsense in the chat for the regarded algos ticker mention counting
[+5] u/ZealousidealGrab1827: Becky just asked GRINDR CEO if he is getting push back.
[+5] u/Isometric_exercises: Are we back to being rich again?
[+5] u/tldamico: What have you guys decided on how you're going to lose money today?
[+5] u/CapitalElk1169: This feels dumpier than my toilet
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: So anyway they take some sand and clap it together really hard and suddenly it starts doing math. Kinda crazy
[+5] u/FGoobs: Last tanker arriving from the Straight to the US today. Now all of our oil is 🏳️🌈❤️
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Bought $10k worth of SNDK $1365 calls expiring today
Dipped down to ~$3k at one point before the late afternoon recovery. Still -$5k right now but premarket giving me some much needed hope.
[+5] u/TipEmpty8429: I’m worried I’m going in at the top, but seriously thinking MU and KEEL calls. I should of done MU months ago
I see value, but man it feels wrong to buy something that had gone up a billion percent
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Anything less than 55,000 jobs will be interesting to see how markets react, if at all.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Bers waking up to green
[+5] u/Initial-Magazine2169: I can stay poor longer than the market can stay open.
[+5] u/patricktu1258: Nasdaq short squeeze like meme stock
[+5] u/jackoftrade777: I CANT STAND IT ANYMORE NOTHING MAKES SENSE
My puts are worthless
[+44] u/Practical_Raisin_253: dear diary, yesterday i made 9.5k, then because i wanted a big round 10k. i lost 13k.
[+23] u/Rawkstonks: I have lost EVERYTHING
Time to wrap this up
I can’t do this anymore.
I can’t fucking do this anymore
[+19] u/Waiting4Reccession: Jobs up but unemployment not down 🤡
Must not have shipped from the jobs factory yet
[+16] u/cloudsofgrey: Definitely real job numbers and not fake numbers that will be revised dramatically down later in a news dump.
[+15] u/icein2017: News is changing so fast, I could’ve sworn last night ships were firing at each other and now we at ATH
[+15] u/sylphvanas: What the actual fuck? FUCK THIS MARKET
[+15] u/hiphopanonomos: I just lost everything I'm done
[+15] u/KittyLover-7: Iran will reply saying no agreement and there will be a knee jerk reactions spike down, you’ll sell after getting scared and it will just V back up because it doesn’t care
[+14] u/lolgoodone34: No agreement to ever be reached with Iran, fake job numbers because healthcare is always hiring due to burnout and hard to replace with AI cause insurance companies lobby against it.
SPY and QQQ 800c still cheap
[+13] u/jew4445: You know you’ve made it in life when you realize your wife has supported you for the last 12 years and from the looks of it has no intention of stopping anytime soon
[+12] u/hermeskino715: Don't they realize, more jobs = less rate cuts
Last year's market would have dumped on these numbers lmao
[+11] u/UnivalveX: SPY 740 0dte calls are literally free money
[+11] u/AprilsSecretAccount: What if we nuked the hantavirus cruise ship?
By Newt Gingrich
[+11] u/shindiggaa: Huge premarket pump. MSFT: "Nah, I'm good"
[+10] u/Soffatjockis: Remember
The market can stay regarded longer than you can stay retarded
[+10] u/SuffiecientSapian: You know the saddest part about this market? Every fucking retard when they see the market go slightly red thinks there is something wrong and actually loses most of their portfolio.
This is coming from a bull there should be a heavy pull back and we are way over extended the daily 200ma and PE are jokes now.
I like to say there will be a bigger crash that makes 2008 look like a joke but it’ll never happen as Fed keeps printing money to further devalue or dollar and drive up inflation. That 2% goal will never be meet.
This shit is a clown market. Can’t even justify buying options in it.
[+10] u/Mathguy200: NVDA $225 EOD FUCKERS YESTERDAY’S BULL FLAG WAS AS BIG AS MY DREAMS
[+10] u/longGERN: I took today off motherfuckers
[+10] u/Key_Abroad7633: So it’s really just going to keep going up after being up 20% in a month with absolutely no pullbacks?
[+10] u/wrongrobertpatrick: https://preview.redd.it/egofnrg8rwzg1.jpeg?width=1309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c9827a566e9f3774fd5022840a3dc53fb71359c
The numbers aren’t completely fabricated
It’s all about inclusion / exclusion criteria
[+10] u/swarthout2222: US NUKES IRAN, TRAMP INSISTS CEASEFIRE STILL INTACT - AXIOS
[+10] u/Meeting_Ok2: This is just getting ridiculous
[+10] u/MuchSuccess: MSFT impotent as usual
[+9] u/mks_csw: most cooked numbers in the history of cooked numbers, maybe ever
[+9] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Please don’t be some fake pre-market bullshit, DRAM and MU.
[+9] u/lolgoodone34: Fake job growth like usual
[+9] u/Red_V_Standing_By: You know you’re a degenerate when you watch live 1m premarket charts
[+9] u/MajikoiA3When: SPY +1% daily from now on. 250 trading days so annualized 250% gains a year.
[+9] u/daynightcase: SPY already hit ATH premarket
[+9] u/Ble_h: Numbers more cooked than my chow mein
[+8] u/EnginrA: How many daily threads are there?
[+8] u/booose6: Lmao they gonna hike rates!!
[+8] u/bulk_logic: SPY climbing to 740 premarket, alright
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: The most pointless red day ever yesterday hahaha
[+8] u/FinishWarm1746: Premarket is a scam 🤌
[+8] u/cbusoh66: Is this the daily thread for the People's Front of Judea?
[+8] u/Muted-South4737: BREAKING: Bad was really good
[+7] u/DDGib: Any other brown boys in here going to leave they fish head wife at SPY 750?
[+7] u/EntertainmentOk1185: Im always amazed by how little SPY cares about anything
[+7] u/Prestigious_Case8881: Idk why everyone says bers are unemployed. With as much money as they've lost these last two months, they HAVE to be employed
[+7] u/Level_Counter3062: The more he brags about how high the market is the more in my heart I become a bear
[+7] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: Wait wtf happened overnight?
[+7] u/FuckleUp: Is it patriotic to buy a full tank of premium gas? 🇺🇸 🚙
[+7] u/lostinspacs: And they obviously won’t let puts at open print, so it will grind up all day
[+7] u/mr_snickerton: You can immediate tell who's bear gang or cash gang... "This can't keep happening! 😡"
Giga Chad Bulls don't waste time asking whyyyy, we print money
[+7] u/Status-Net2947: RIP Bear Market 07.05.26 2:30pm - 07.05.26 2:32pm
[+7] u/-0x00000000: Hey Alexa. Play Bulls On Parade.
[+7] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Rudy Giuliani to become the new CEO of Spirit Airlines.
[+7] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Headwinds are when you fart during a blowjob right
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Rolling_in_the_Dip made a bet that SPY would go to 727.52427 within **1 day** when it was 734.873 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 1 wins and 35 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+7] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: CLOSE THE FUCKIN’ SECOND DAILY THREAD YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!
[+7] u/TracyM45: Calls on tin foil hats
[+6] u/ShittyUsernane1222: big red american lost century candle in 25 minutes.
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Mu will cross 700 today
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: How the actual fuck is TSLA up $35 this week?
I just can’t make sense of anything. I guess that’s the trick - if you don’t think and just go full retard you’ll reap tendies.
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Can you really just manipulate the stock market infinitely by shorting oil futures, pumping gvt money into equities, and lying daily? This shouldn't be possible.
[+6] u/PeggingOnMolly: It’s cool guys Iran is totally destroyed and will be bowing down to 🥭 in just a few hours
[+6] u/Cuse-Town: Bout to be a dumpathon
[+6] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Oh they cooked the books didn't they
[+6] u/xeuropa: We are mooning today, very good cooked numbers
[+6] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/APOLARCAT made a bet that SPY would go to 9999.0 within **1 day** when it was 735.16 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 10 losses
[**Join WSB Discord**](https://discord.gg/wsbverse)
[+6] u/r0n224: Puts are looking so juicy
[+6] u/WrexyWrex: I think the news has gotten very good at raising anxiety levels
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Michigan inflation report in an hour they may report high inflation because those people post real numbers. But expect the dip to be quickly bought because data doesn’t matter anymore
[+6] u/Extension-Ad917: Prediction for the day: Iran agrees to everything except nuclear and hormuz. We down tick to 50bps. We get a truth that the war is almost over. Uptick 1%.
[+6] u/Junkingfool: Ehat is driving SPY so high?
[+6] u/Wowmuchrya: Avgo -5% from OpenAi having no money to buy chips, but after going to sleep and waking up who cares just buy it back.
Red = buy
[+6] u/OkHighlight2856: Instead of donating money for more special needs schools, reddit opened this sub
[+6] u/knoqd_: \*US HIT SEVERAL TANKERS TRYING TO BREAK THE BLOCKADE: FOX
\*US CARRIED OUT MORE AIRSTRIKES ON EMPTY TANKERS TODAY: FOX
[+6] u/suddenly-scrooge: fly me to the moon 🎤😎✨
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: OH MY GOD
MY $SOUN CALLS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ALIVE??
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Rubio: We expect Iran 🇮🇷 response to peace deal today
Translation: More rockets 🚀 to be fired at US today
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: opened my brokerage and MSFT was 420.69
calls.
[+5] u/vermilli21: Never understood why people were stocking up toilet paper. Do people not have a bidet?
[+5] u/Warmake: Admin cooking the books
[+5] u/TYC888: lmao nice. whatever that was
[+5] u/FeverTreeCloud: Those are some amazingly cooked job numbers by 🥭
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: If 🥭would just keep his mouth shut today we might make some progress.
[+5] u/Routine-Agent-160: Motherfuckers, my SOUN puts doesn’t look good now.
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Man - I don't really think this adulting shit is for me bros.
[+5] u/chainerection: Yesterday didnt happen for SNDK and MU
[+5] u/BeepBoopDep: I'm going to sell the morning pop on mu, you're welcome fellow bulls, it always goes up 5% more after I sell.
[+5] u/savingstrainagain: Fucking regarded. Bye guys have fun
[+5] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: I’m not even a books are cooked guy, but the immediate swing to good numbers after firing the old person is sus
[+5] u/jbforte: Initial Jobless Claims: 200K (beat 205K consensus) – still in the “no hire, no fire” sweet spot.
Q1 Nonfarm Productivity: +0.8% (miss)
Unit Labor Costs: +2.3% (better) – wage pressures easing on the cost side.
Friday April Jobs Report:
Nonfarm Payrolls: +115K (beat vs \~62-95K consensus, but down from 185K prior)
Unemployment Rate: 4.3% (unchanged)
Avg Hourly Earnings: +0.2% MoM / +3.6% YoY (soft wages – good for Fed patience)
Bottom line: Cooling but resilient labor market. Not hot enough to scare the Fed into hikes, not weak enough to scream recession. Supports the ongoing melt-up in quality/tech while keeping rate-cut hopes alive later this year.
Markets taking it in stride – modest pop on the beat.
Risks: Oil/geopolitics still in play.
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: Lorna and I are going on vacation
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: My 740s gonna fucking print
[+5] u/potato111a: Ofc MicroPP is down again LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/booose6: Rug is being pulled thanks for playing bols
[+5] u/Historical_Cover8133: Something just happened.
[+5] u/floo82: Retarded with a hard TARD
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Do we think this impending crash will be drawn out like 2000, or fast and hard like 1929?
[+5] u/booose6: Guys guys relax, those bombs and explosions being dropped right now is just for funnsies! Ceasefire still going strong! SPY 5000 today!
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: theres no way we're really at 735 rn
This is actually surreal
[+5] u/SmoothOperator423: Have you even said thank you?
[+5] u/chaiza5599: I need SPY to do me a solid today
[+5] u/Juidawg: Remember when the craziest brand of organic free range eggs were cheaper than store brand… I kind of enjoyed that in a weird way
[+5] u/pennilessmama: Coinbase trade disruptions due to Amazon data centers down for seven hours. Smh. The Penguin from the Batman series is laughing at us all.
[+16] u/Initial_Ad_9250: This is what happens when you vibecode the ticker board mods
[+16] u/tristis_veritas: Missiles flying from US directly to Iranian military assets still. Government continues to claim "ceasefire" in effect.
Meanwhile rampant corruption and insider trading on every big lie. Neverending inflation and negative purchasing power for everyone but the rich.
We're living in full blown 1984.
[+12] u/DabblingInIt: I'm predicting the market makes a move. I'm absolutely certain it's either going to rocket up, rocket down, or move sideways. Almost absolutely certain. Maybe.
[+11] u/31andnotdone: feeling cute, might throw up.
[+10] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: 12 minutes until I full port and the market goes in the opposite direction and I blow up my account 😍
[+10] u/davidbigham: We survived yesterday recession
[+9] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: DO NOT REDEEM THE SPY BENCHOD
[+9] u/spectra444: “Your spy options expire today” yeah I know, fuck you too Hood
[+9] u/CMTTrader: \*EXPLOSION REPORTED IN IRAN'S SIRIK, CLOSE TO STRAIT OF HORMUZ, CAUSE UNKNOWN - MEHR
\*US HIT SEVERAL TANKERS TRYING TO BREAK THE BLOCKADE TODAY: FOX
\*US CARRIED OUT MORE AIRSTRIKES ON EMPTY TANKERS TODAY: FOX
[+9] u/Top-Sir-1215: The propaganda here is annoying.
[+9] u/Mysterious-Device-53: Longest 10 minutes of the day...
[+9] u/Beagle001: US Navy Attacks Iranian commercial ship. 10 injured and 5 missing.
Classy.
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: Back from a 7 day ban for hate speech....
Wanna know what I said????
[+8] u/need20goodmen: Man MU and SK Hynix is 25 percent of my portfolio, I don’t feel comfortable, seems like Im having the sickest party of my life but we are so loud and coked and the cops are gonna show up soon
[+7] u/bronzewhale: The 9am sell-off of all overnight gains. Truly a time honored classic
[+7] u/xShiftfaced: Good luck today everyone
[+7] u/SatoriKind: I'm putting $5k on QQQ 702c 0dte and NVDA 215c 0dte at open
[+7] u/stonkgeeker: man what the fuck is gonna happen today?
[+7] u/Parking-Area4090: #Where are the Soun bulls at… identify yourselves immediately
[+7] u/spellbadgrammargood: Chatbot + Data scrapping from social media
Tech bros: This is AI.
[+7] u/PatrickSebast: So I manage an account for my nephews for college savings that I have made mildly aggressive but overall act responsibly with because it isn't my money and I want them to have something.
Those little shits have $50k and $75k respectively where total family contributions of direct cash over birthdays/holidays to each of their accounts is $9k and $14k.
My personal Robinhood account has lost a net of $50k lmao
[+7] u/drcornwallis23: S&P up 13% since April 1st is hysterical
[+7] u/sloanemonroe: Buying frenzy on tech as if they are running out of shares to sell.
[+7] u/HooplahTiger: Up $14k today, feels good
[+6] u/CEOofBeanz: We get dirty so the world stays gooning
[+6] u/MufasasParachute: \#JIM CRAMER ON ONLY FANS GIVING JENSUN HUNG A BJ
[+6] u/TheMeta40k: Dang. I'm bailing on most of my calls basically as soon as the market opens.
Unless we are talking violent green I'm out.
[+6] u/Pluth: We're going to bomb the shit out of them after market close aren't we?
[+6] u/Concept-Plastic: Bruh its gonna crash at open and then V init
[+6] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Another day another ATH lmfao
[+6] u/IndependentUsual7444: If you're bearish just watch from the sidelines
[+6] u/themantwelve: i am in disbelief, what the hell is even real anymore? genuinley
[+6] u/twostroke1: This market is a straight line up.
Absolute insanity. Infinite gains for all.
[+6] u/Haikoe: Lmao keep pumping.
At this point the market is so fucking bullish, it doesn’t make sense to buy in.
Just go short dated bonds at this point. Or move to anything that isn’t dollar denominated
[+6] u/xShiftfaced: Apparently pigs don't get slaughtered, they are repopulating like crazy.
[+6] u/No-Bluebird-7326: i'm making hella bands but this doesn't feel right at all guys
[+6] u/Tautol0gic: Fucking hell, no wonder oil was flat, they were saving their money to PUMP EVERYTHING
[+6] u/miata_only: The market can stay irrational longer than I can stay employed, you guys
[+5] u/centered_chaos: SPY, please keep going up, so I can buy puts...
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Why are you so useless NFLX. Even though its my own damn fault, fuck you.
[+5] u/Competitive_Wind7738: 738c easy money today 😂
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: do calls make sense right now? still gonna buy em anyway
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Going to the office on Fridays should be illegal
[+5] u/analgape4206969: Unironic ATH today incoming
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: Thank you bers for fueling the market...
Your premiums will be enjoyed.
[+5] u/wotton: laughed out loud at Cramer talking about onlyfans revenue per employee
[+5] u/TofuMeltatSunspot: chat ive been hiding something from you. im gay
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: The bot posts ruin this
[+5] u/dankeyschon: bears out in full force after every -0.3%. I smell desperation...
[+5] u/saintmitchy: They said the Hantavirus outbreak started from a Dutch couple birdwatching at a landfill. May they rest in peace.
But why would you do that?
[+5] u/Leading_Gap_8552: Dumping on piss volume. Shrek cock to fuck bears at open
[+5] u/Round-Yak8968: Predictable day of semis up SaaS down
[+5] u/mingesniffa6969: Ppl be like “I just can’t buy MU at the top when it’s gone up so much” but a company making 100 billion dollars PROFIT next year is going to be higher than when it wasn’t making a 100 billion dollars profit and guess what it’s going to make even more money the next year after that
[+5] u/Moepenmoes: Fuck you guys you're making me pull out
[+5] u/SnooSketches4113: You know its bad when bears celebrate a pullback that stays in the green
[+5] u/TukeTeake: ATH because midterms are already predicted?
[+5] u/HowardHughes529: To the guy you said market was red yesterday because of overselling and the market is correcting… enjoy your Bloomberg terminal bear boy
[+5] u/lionkevin713: My uncle asked me a stock and I unironically responded with “well it could go up or down” and now my whole family is mocking me as a “financial advisor”
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: My MU LEAP and DRAM are loving this
[+5] u/kemar7856: Buy every dip this mkt is stupid
[+5] u/Candid_Payment_4094: MU turned on its booster rockets LMAO
[+5] u/Me55y: I regret buying META and MSFT
[+5] u/DryBicycle5629: #MSFT and AMZN are like the worst fucking stocks on the index
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Buy calls on every 50 cent drop
[+5] u/Stack_Johnson: Nailed the puts, nailed the calls. Whole account up 203% on the week. I’m out!
Enjoy your weekend.
Hope this shit show gives us much much lower prices again
[+5] u/horseisahorse: Tech stocks calling me a pussy day after day
[+5] u/ChristianM97: WTF RKLB, I should have sold that ASTS thrash and buy that instead.
[+5] u/The-_-Thinker: This is the most ridiculous market i have seen, spy going towards 30PE ratio. Market became a casino rather than investing.
[+5] u/whitepug: You would think a peace deal just got fucking announced LMFAO
[+5] u/Convillious: Made $350 this morning off NVDA calls. Now I can go do something else with my time
[+5] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: WHY BUY ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEMIS???
[+5] u/27onfire: Oil flat. V interesting.
[+5] u/Late_Company6926: It’s probably a trap
[+5] u/TheUnited-Following: My 100% winning strategy is to buy puts on Reddit when they ban me for saying something to some asshole or say maybe we should stand up to power… so I’m saying you should buy puts now
[+5] u/hardcrepe: 25 minutes until the best jobs numbers ever come out. Legit if they are not negative someone is lying somewhere….which is technically every minute so reading this was a waste of 2 seconds.
[+5] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Waiting for some cooked numbers
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: Economic statistics = Random number generator
[+5] u/need20goodmen: which one of you regards bought micron at ATH and sold yesterday?
[+5] u/GodFather2004: Hi my name is today what’s yours?
[+5] u/Country_Gravy420: I want circuit breakers and blood in the streets.
We need agreat reset
[+8] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/PsychoSynthesizer: Stocks having *regular* daily moves of 8% or 9% or so \[MU. SNDK etc\] is a fun market. But, fuck me, it's also not a healthy one
[+6] u/FindingZen4: Watching these charts is like watching 4th of July fireworks
[+6] u/schwalbatros: can rklb break 100 today?
[+6] u/PsychoSynthesizer: This is the most fightingist ceasefire I've ever known. They're at it again.
[+6] u/MrStreetOnTheBeat: Ohh Stepdisk why you touching me this way
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: another day im sitting here with my software stocks on my hand
[+5] u/schwalbatros: yes, it's alright to moon, rklb, go ahead sweetie
[+5] u/Worth-Razzmatazz-747: I didn't get greedy and sold my calls. made a nice chunk of change. My weekend starts now!
[+5] u/hioman01: RKLB already at the moon
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: INTC shreking to 120 LMAO
[+5] u/WasPunished: congrats to whoever bought those cheap 1DTE calls on basically anything
[+5] u/temporary-account-: 81.8 RSI on the day charts for QQQ. This isn’t holding, it’s literally impossible.
[+5] u/HeyoItsYayo: Spy trading under 8m volume. I’m too scared to jump in
[+5] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: I've said through this entire data center buildout the techbros are selling 90s era vaporware.
On March 4, 2026, Elon Musk posted on X that “Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form.” Less than eight weeks later, under oath in an Oakland federal courtroom, he was asked whether Tesla has any concrete plans to pursue AGI. His answer: “No.”
[+5] u/ercanbas: Market might die after Mango speaks. Be careful.
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Never in my life would i imagine 1.5 months ago we will end where we are rn
[+5] u/zlordbeats: yea being up a whole % during premarket is totally healthy
[+5] u/jerm2z: So uhh is this the latest thread or not lol
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Good jobs, but at the same moment 🥭 threatens to destroy Iran. Tug of war
[+5] u/S-Club-Party: Remember, if you don’t like the data, just call it fake. This is bear logic and it works every time.
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Only Fans, #1 in revenue per share... Nvidia very high"
----- Jim Cramer
Each day is getting weird and weirder lmao
[+5] u/D1rtD3mon: RKLB valued at 50 billion, SpaceX valued at 1.85 trillion... which one is off?
[+7] u/big-mo: Fuck man, MU weeklies would have been millionaire makers
[+7] u/Constant_Ad_3070: My YTD chart looks like a fucking EKG I wish I could make money
[+6] u/fish_: that was yesterday dumbass
[+6] u/Fine-Will: Liquidity on SPY options is much better.
[+5] u/Think-Tea-8074: Think I'll sell all my MSFT so it can finnaly rip to 500. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+5] u/Ok-Yak-900: If somehow my puts turn green I won’t trade again this week I promise
[+5] u/StockB0Y: This market is a fucking circus
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Many of yall would benefit from throwing all your money in SPY leaps and going in a coma. Yall ain’t built for day trading lmao
[+5] u/ZYHUA: Pump on no liquidity until another MAJOR SELLOFF
[+5] u/Siriricu20: WEN has gone vertical! This market is on crack
[+5] u/jroth55: MU will give us an entry right at open before it moons but you have to be quick.
[+5] u/samwehl: Job numbers fake and ghey
[+5] u/Local_Many_9108: SOFI is range cucking me right now with my $17c
[+5] u/This_Employer128: Stop pulling the rug damnit
[+5] u/Erieztoys: Why 3 Daily Threads
1 for Bulls
1 for Bears
1 for Retards
[+5] u/beardedd27: While I'm enjoying this market. It's just so weird to buy anything and be immediately green. Shit is wild.
[+5] u/Alarmed_House23: MSFT lmao im not even suprised anymore
[+5] u/spideys_memes: MU going crazy just sold my 850 Call probably gonna regret it but I’ll take the profits
[+5] u/BuckyKatt007: MU is making the MUVES!
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Paper hands are the devil's plaything.
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: Oh it’s going to be one of *those* days 📈
[+5] u/Podop29: my biggest regret is never buying enough calls
[+5] u/PermissionJealous814: A minute of silence for bears and paper hand boys and girls!
[+5] u/scoh-chan: Keep mooning RKLB, now that we know aliens are in the moon,
[+5] u/Khanfidant: We already got the crash yesterday, straight up from here