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[+10] u/Appropriate_Win1362: Wake up, cry, jerkoff, check stocks, jerkoff more, buy more calls.
[+8] u/No_Skirt_4689: A lot of you are overleveraged and it shows
[+8] u/Environmental_City23: Poet class action lawsuit before gta 6 is crazy
[+7] u/isolated-cat: friendly strikes during ceasefire. best ceasefire of all times
[+6] u/DesktopSurfer: Probably check my port 50 times and make no moves at all.
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: Bought Wendy's puts because you regards work there and earnings are tomorrow morning
60 contracts at $6.5 strike puts at $0.08 avg
[+6] u/miromar65: Hanta Claus is comin to town
[+6] u/thenorthernwhiteboy: RKLB calls gonna print
[+6] u/yomama_yodaddy: Unpopular opinion: NVDA earnings will destroy the market
[+5] u/chads_to_do_list_app: https://preview.redd.it/o19mwu7qyrzg1.png?width=1363&format=png&auto=webp&s=64ef49033a43781975aaf6c4f0fdeaebf4f20023
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: IREN holders we are going to the moon, even with a measly my 100 shares, first deal and only more to come
[+5] u/youarenothearingme: Project mayhem in full swing
[+15] u/Elforas_Tero: The dip is getting bought in full force already LMAO
[+15] u/LaserBeamer17: Bruh nobody gives a fuck about Iran, green af tomorrow
[+11] u/ABPIR89: My move tomorrow is watching my 5/8 735 SPY calls expire worthless, apparently.
[+10] u/markkhar: What the fuck kind of pump and dump was that QCOM?
[+9] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Bers rejoicing by now only being down 99% instead of 99.9%
[+8] u/CurrentRoutine7392: US / Israeli media is trying to downplay everything so market doesn't freak out and crash hard
That's why SPY hasn't had a day worse than -0.63% in the past 30 trading days
There is literally many shots fired today yet "war has not restarted" and "ceasefire still in place"
[+7] u/Icy-Motor-8519: War is back on
Iran claims it fired missiles at three US destroyers: Tasnim
[+7] u/DragonFruit-_-777: IREN really lost that God candle? That’s insane lol
[+7] u/Wall_St_Bussy: My moves tomorrow are: We’ll see what happens
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: I think it's mildly hilarious that WSB of all places is one of the only groups that actually, truly knows how much of a shit show this all is. Your average Joe would have only a headline or few read about most of this, meanwhile we're here watching Bloomberg terminals and wondering how many fucking times a war can be declared over in a week
[+6] u/ClassroomNo2899: Shits outta control. Aint no top because theres infinite money. All be millionaires by next week.
[+6] u/Totallycomputername: Losers missing out on fig, gonna figmanuts on these profits.
[+5] u/ARogueAnt: US military just carried out strikes on Iran’s Qeshm port and Bandar Abbas - Fox News cites Senior US official
[+5] u/Mangoworshipper: 6% unemployment rate tomorrow
[+5] u/wubbalubbadabdabdab: Not surprisingly, my trades are much cleaner when EU markets open (early morning) because we don’t have dumb orange guy posting shit on the internet.
[+5] u/Bulky_Winter1671: Bought MSFT calls at $409. Sold at $423. Let me chill
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Iren call holders went from Lambo color selection website to Carvana used Bronco website within 2 minutes
Oof
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: This week was for exit liquidity before CPI reality hits next Thursday. 🤌
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: I was able to out trade my long term today and make 20$.
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: So nvidia is anchoring Iren like it did CoreWeave at 40 lol.
[+5] u/SeveralBollocks_67: I picked a hell of a time to go on a road trip vacation...
[+14] u/whenyournotdead: Hold up, I think I’m actually retarded
[+12] u/JohnKeyDonkey: RKLB is going to absolutely rip tomorrow. No way it only goes up 5%.
[+11] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: Only need the indexes to drop a small 16% to recover my losses now I’m not asking for much just some light nuclear warfare
[+9] u/eyerollingsex: **Trump says that today's strikes on Iran were 'just a love tap'.**
_Bombs the shit out of you_
I’m just joking bro 😂
[+8] u/UnivalveX: we will never see a red day that doesn't fully recover the same night. full port 0dte calls at every dip is literally free money
[+7] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Buy the dips, sell the rips. Just don't buy too soon or you'll be praying to break even, or sell too soon or you'll hate yourself. Huh, I guess that simple saying masks the true execution difficulty.
[+7] u/Molten-Helldiver: This sub is so full of shit right now it’s hard to decipher wtf is happening, might have to goto a real news site for once
[+7] u/Mahrez-: No one cares about IREN’s shit earnings
[+7] u/TipEmpty8429: Well done to IREN holders
[+6] u/Able_Durian_1832: Tomorrow might be little red after job report. This should be healthy sign
[+6] u/Bear_Thesis: This time, war is bullish.
[+6] u/BoostMobileGuy: It’s funny how it was Baydens market just a few months ago..
[+6] u/Acrobatic-League6572: So i guess my iren 70$ september calls are going to print?
[+6] u/richhyy_: please tell me what moves will make me rich 🙏 🙏 🙏 not a million dollars rich just enough for me to pay off my student loans 🙏 🙏 🙏 love u guys
[+6] u/mehmilani: I'm too afraid to ask or Google at this point but I don't know what MU is.
[+5] u/UnivalveX: if it ain't pumpin +1% by open then somethin's abruptin
[+5] u/Memento_mori9608: the urge to put all of my money in sndk
[+5] u/BullfrogLevel2087: ‘3 destroyers successfully exited the strait under fire’ - errmmm so you mean turned tail and ran as fast as they could? 😂
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: This price action is going to make me vomit piss shit and cry
[+5] u/nickb527: War is back, but can I at least have RKLB earnings gains tomorrow?
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: I wish we were talking about cannons again. I really miss that guy.
[+5] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: LMAO is Iren really back to $60?
[+5] u/Ok-Toe-5124: Good morning, I hate Microsoft (ticker: MSFT)