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[+11] u/Ble_h: No crying in the casino. So I’m crying outside.
[+11] u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX: OPEN THE GOD DAMN CASINO ALREADY!!!
[+10] u/Sick0h: Had our red day. Time for another 10% run.
[+10] u/PureAlpha22: A slight pull back was inevitable but I’m still furious about it
[+10] u/ddrsdght: Operation fuck retail
[+9] u/twostroke1: Good thing we got that red day out of the way, now we can pump another 18%
[+8] u/IdontseeyouLAN: Iran rejected US proposal and Nuclear talks, Straight of Hormuz continues to be closed amid growing tensions in the region! Go to Monitor The Situation . com and see for yourselves, sell while you still can, this just went south very fast and buy oil.
[+8] u/spectra444: Wtf just happened? War over?
[+7] u/Ancient_Building_529: imagine still being in the other thread
[+7] u/killainvest: Ok let’s pump over night. I hope to wake up to a nicer world tomorrow
[+6] u/ten7four: I'm here for SOUN entertainment one way or the other
[+6] u/Country_Gravy420: UAE attacks Iran. US attacks Iranian tanker. Iran fires in US ships
Bullish
[+6] u/kwarknagel: Where are the files mango?
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: The fraud on Tesla is fucking unbelievable. Fuck that clownshow. No more.
[+6] u/ConstantSpace5809: Iran: F7?
America: Hit...
[+6] u/Ok_Cry7572: I'm down 20k today and this is what I made in the last 5 months with stocks. Thanks options, now gotta play it safe and make it all back by going all in on June 19 qqq calls
[+5] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Byebye my hard earn $5k today
[+5] u/mangofruitdude: I had no fun today. Anybody elae got 350k poorer today or just me?
[+5] u/StonksInvesteur: one flat day and the whole sub feel like a therapy session. How leveraged are you guys?
[+5] u/LeBhikariLe: madlad GOOGL can't hold a red day
[+5] u/BurntKookk: Sitting on 10 735 calls for tomorrow 🤞
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Come on IREN do an intel
[+5] u/yomama_yodaddy: When u full port at work and everyones asking if youre okay😭😭😭bitch im not okay im waiting for a shrek candle to save my ass
[+64] u/nick8852: If you had a shit day just remember there’s some regard in here that hates his job, lost his trade, and has to go home to screaming kids and a fat wife he doesn’t fuck
[+44] u/Additional_Heat_902: Im gonna go for a mental health walk
[+28] u/vermilli21: You fucking clowns 🤡. SOUN is just Shazam with AI
[+26] u/deathlyharry: finally the war is back on so we can pump without fear of it starting again
[+25] u/captain_casino: I might actually be retarded. Like sincerely mentally challenged. The signs are there
[+22] u/ds1385: there goes my $1k on SOUN calls
[+18] u/tails2729: BREAKING: Axios reports the war is over!
UPDATE: Iran says Nuh-uh!
Unrelated, Axios up a billion dollars
[+16] u/Rock_or_Rol: US/iran tanker skirmish and return fire just now on Al Jazeera
CAUTION
[+15] u/sludge_banker: SOUN with a 51% revenue beat but only miss by .01 EPS seems like a major overreaction.
[+15] u/hankster221: 0-3 for everything i bought today that's so fucking cool dude
[+14] u/pineapplekiwipen: # 🚨 BREAKING: PRESIDENT TRUMP TO ANNOUNCE OPERATION FOMO FURY ON IREN TOMORROW AT MARKET OPEN - AXIOS
[+13] u/thrawnisahero: 🔴 US Official: This is not a restarting of the war - Fox
SNIP SNAP SNIP SNAP
[+13] u/UnnecessaryPancake: we're good, it's just a "military operation"
not war lol
[+13] u/Rare-ish_Birb: US military was just bombing deer mouse infested docks and such in Iran, to save the people from the hantavirus.
[+12] u/MadDabbed: $SOUN missed earnings by 0.01 rip
[+12] u/Apprehensive_Bee9572: Bombing at 4:01 PM, Peace at 9:29 AM rinse and repeat.
[+11] u/KaiserWallyKorgs: Is Trump going to invade IREN anytime soon?
[+11] u/Plenty_Homework17: IRAN was just a hint to buy IREN
[+11] u/OsamaBagHolding: Oh shit this ceasefire agreement is with Iran Total Landscaping....
[+11] u/ARogueAnt: US and Iran bombing each other but the ceasefire is still in effect trust me bro
[+10] u/PocaMadre69: This shit is so fucking stupid and the majority of people in here cheer it on like they’re kids on a special needs field trip to the zoo
[+10] u/moorhound: "I can't believe random_botname4567 would lie to me about SOUN. Their 6 word, 4 emoji DD sounded solid"
[+10] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I love crying and jacking off
[+10] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: Striking Iran and then saying it's not a restart to the war is toddler tactics.
[+10] u/regular_user01: Axios journalists with an absolute masterpiece tomorrow morning SPY 800
[+10] u/Boghurt: SOUN you filthy whore
[+10] u/spudbro00: Possible peace deal QQQ +20%, fire missiles after market closes QQQ -.01%, re enter ceasefire tomorrow before market opens QQQ +3%
[+10] u/RegardMode: Why are USA and Iran pretending there’s a ceasefire. You can’t attack each other and keep pretending there’s a ceasefire
[+10] u/SinStockGuy: I'm starting to think this ceasefire might be a bunch of bullshit 🤔
[+9] u/tristis_veritas: This is just a few crumbs of the insider trading bullshit we know about. Imagine how big the iceberg is.
>Someone placed a $920 million crude oil short at 3:40 AM.
>70 minutes later Axios reported the US and Iran were close to a deal.
>Oil dropped 12%.
>The trade made $125 million in profit.
>Minutes after that Iran launched the “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” and oil surged 8%.
>$760 million placed before Trump’s last announcement.
>$920 million placed before this one.
>Every major announcement in this war has been front-run by someone who knew it was coming.
>What kind of war is this?
>This is more like a trading desk with an army.
Tons of this shit early on in the war was going on too. Every single lever that can be pulled to enrich the elites at the expense of the middle class are being pulled now. Military, the Fed, fiscal stimulus, everything.
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: They really don't want our 0dte to pay man. All the moves happen right after close
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: If you told me back when we were evacuating Afghanistan that we'd be back in the middle east in less than 5 years, I'd have believed you
[+9] u/7fingersDeep: So the war is "over" so time to go up biggly on the news that was already priced in and caused the jump above 700, right?
We're just going to pump on the rumor and the news...
[+9] u/No_Stand5622: Half ceasefire, half war.
[+9] u/Upstairs_Pickle5915: War heating up no reaction, while Nasdaq has pumped 25% on ceasefire copium from axios. Explain this like i am 5years Old
[+9] u/r0n224: Strong fireworks going over Tehran right now :(
[+9] u/memmolemmo: > Attacks two ports
> Ceasefire still intact
??????
[+9] u/r0n224: Tasnim: US military forces in the Strait of Hormuz region were forced to withdraw after Iranian forces opened fire on them
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Markets ignoring bombs right now .. peak retarded
[+8] u/Unemployable1593: spy actually ripped back to vwap
that’s adorable
[+8] u/YTLupo: SOUNDHOUND WAS RAN UP INTO EARNINGS TO PROVIDE EXIT LIQUIDITY
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 5 wins and 16 losses
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[+8] u/cfaawlday: SNDK up a casual 45 points in like 20 minutes 🤑
[+8] u/Creepy-Restaurant183: FUCK COINBASE I HOPE IT GOES TO 0
[+8] u/r0n224: # US attacked Iranian tanker in Hormuz, Iranian retaliated with missiles
[+8] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: I see the ceasefire is going well.
[+8] u/EdgeLordMcGravy: RKLB is at levels not seen since... 0930! Hoping for an explosive earnings call
[+8] u/Onyxpropaganda: rip the guy with life savings in SOUN
[+8] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: "Saudi Arabia and Kuwait have lifted restrictions on the U.S. military’s use of their bases and airspace, US and Saudi officials say"
[+8] u/Actual_Difference617: We have been in bubble since 2016! I want SPY down to $100. Then I shall deploy my $2K.
[+8] u/the_mind_goblin1: US MILITARY JUST CARRIED OUT STRIKES ON IRAN’S QESHM PORT AND BANDAR ABBAS -FOX NEWS
[+8] u/PROMlSED: And now all the SOUN bots will disappear
[+8] u/poker-chips: Ai bubble ww3 hentavirus? BULLISH
[+8] u/somecleverphrase: ever time they stop shooting they ceasefire.
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Guys the bombing is just so that they can announce a new ceasefire to pump the markets
[+8] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Israel TV showing air attacks live on Iran.
[+8] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/AcanthaceaeTrick6749 made a bet that SPY would go to 0.0 within **7 hours** when it was 734.125 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses
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[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: "the strikes do not represent the resumption of the war on Iran", this shit is so silly.
[+8] u/Valkorion335786: All this red AH is good
Gives market time to digest it and open green tomorrow haha
[+8] u/OsamaBagHolding: Epstien file distraction
[+7] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: 3 hours of losses atoned in 3 seconds
[+7] u/sl3azebag: No one listens to me on this sub. I said USO puts at close and to continue stacking DRAM. Smh
[+7] u/PaxDev: Rip my SOUN calls lol
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: RIP DEBTWEAVE. FUCKING DEAD
[+7] u/KittyLover-7: Amd puts guy just got analled by CRWV too
[+7] u/big-mo: SOUN creating new bag holders every year
[+7] u/ChreeKnowsBest: Bear trap, SNDK called me and said the “Agreement signed, wars over” tweet comes out tonight
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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Their record is now 1 wins and 4 losses
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[+7] u/svpa3991: Rklb and please save my Asts and lunr lmao
[+7] u/Fhyzikz: Since Coreweave sucks, does that mean NVDA getting rekt tomorrow? Also congrats RKLB holders for the W. Maybe they will make $1 of profit one day
[+7] u/MakeResonableChoices: You guys hear about the hentai virus, I’m gonna look it up on my work computer brb
[+7] u/NiceJobSon: In the long run, bulls will lose all their monies when the bubble pops. In the short run, they’ll forget to call their mom on Mother’s Day. Sad
[+7] u/f0xinaround: Was so close to getting IREN CALLS. Now I feel like a fool
[+7] u/Mcmuffin56: Weren’t we at war with IREN?
[+7] u/Herzegovac: US carried out strikes on IRAN's ports just reported. Also "this is NOT a restarting of the war". The mental gymnastics on these headlines...
[+7] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: I bought a ton of 0 DTE puts on IREN because I thought I kept seeing that they were at war based on headlines... what do I do...?
[+7] u/Delicious_Put_5857: war is peace, bearish is bullish, logic is retarded
[+7] u/Nagalavonpelt: US military attacks Iran port, Fox News….. this is not a restarting of the war 😂😂
Put your crack pipe down regime news
What do I know, market will hit all time highs tomorrow …. Probably
[+7] u/potato111a: Welp, guess the ceasefire is now a fire LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: Ceasefire? I thought you wanted to see fire.
Oops.
[+7] u/Ok_Wallaby_7401: Is there a strategic reason/time-difference reason bad stuff in Iran always happens right after market close (11 PM-ish their time) or is it really as petty as markets closing?
[+7] u/Zfreezy: 🥭's 🌮 must have leaked
[+6] u/Cav829: See, I always knew SPY would go down 1/3 of a percent after that \*checks notes\* 15% run up. I bet you're feeling the pain now, bols!
[+6] u/Impossible-Fun2027: Please reopen the Strait of Hormuz once daily just before the market opens throughout the year. Thank you for your attention to this matter.🥹🤌🙏
[+6] u/hurttuagood: RKLB you sweet bitch
[+6] u/CD274: RKLB
Edit: oh great, it's spazzing
[+6] u/globohydrate: SPY 732C for tomorrow bought at close
[+6] u/widerdog: Tomorrow we buy 76% vodka and celebrate bull
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Sold SOUN for a $400 profit i had feeling this would dump
[+6] u/RJNavarrete: New meta:
• Buy into a speculative name showing upward momentum
• Close position out before EOD
• Drop money into NVDA, AMZN, etc. overnight.
Profit?
[+6] u/AcademicStandard3701: 5 minutes left to get rid of your overnight puts
[+6] u/SomePolack: USO most manipulated stock of all time besides TSLA lmao
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: If you knew you were 100 trades away from your dream, think how excited you would be every time you lost a trade.
[+6] u/MrSurferbrahDudeman: RKLB crushed earnings. $200M v $189 exp.$2.2B backlog. Sold more launches in Q1 than all of 2025.
[+6] u/ShittyBidet123: RKLB. plz go to the moon while I sleep
[+6] u/meatstick94: these dicks always wait until after hours to pump shit
[+6] u/JiffKewneye-n: im glad i stuck to my bear convictions, despite getting my ass kicked for 2 weeks in a row.
flipping to a bull today would have been pure comedy
[+6] u/BEAR_STEARNS_CEO: Congrats to all the new SOUN bagholders, fucking retards. 🤣🤣🤣
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Coinbase with a casual 3825% miss on EPS. Not bad.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: 0-2 on earnings cause I chose Groupon going up based on short interest being up at 50%, and sound hound cause of AI. Lmao back to sticking to losing my money on SPY now.
[+6] u/Acrobatic-League6572: Hope iran will report a double beat
[+6] u/TheGeoGod: Wow Cloudflare hammered down almost 20%
[+6] u/spluff94: just woke up after full porting SOUN, how is it going fellas?
[+6] u/I_am_a_troll_Fuck_U: RKLB record revenue, record projected revenue.
[+6] u/Flat-Focus7966: A well diversified portfolio means you have 20 earnings to worry about....
[+6] u/photosynthescythe: Rocket Lab kissing my lovingly on the forehead after riding me mercilessly on the IKEA couch in their apartment
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: I will sleep hungry today , shame on you bers. You will never find happiness
[+6] u/Final-Independent207: How da fuck is SHITWEAVE going up yo!
Last quarter, operating LOSS. Dis quarter....BIGGA FUCKING LOSS.
Last quarter....388M INTEREST
THIS QUARTER ------->>>>>HALF BILLION INTEREST!!!!!<<<<<--------
MADAFAKA WUT WUT?
Burn dis dogshit TO DA GROUND!
PUMP MAH OTHER HYPERSCALERS!!!!
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: RKLB I need you to go to 100. Is that so difficult?
[+6] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # IM THE FKN PRIME MINISTER OF IREN
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: If IREN can just open at 85 ill be okay with that
[+6] u/meatstick94: these cheating fucks announce iran is willing to negotiate right after markets close
[+6] u/jonneh: (FOX NEWS) -- US MILITARY JUST CARRIED OUT STRIKES ON IRAN’S QESHM PORT AND BANDAR ABBAS.
[+6] u/ArticleTerrible7621: NVDA buying into IREN at $70 a share at 30million shares, thank you Jensen
[+6] u/SpyBagholder: Call me crazy but I think tomorrow will still be green
[+6] u/Impossible-Fun2027: report of explosion in Tehran and activation of air defense
[+6] u/euphoricmoonberry: Cloudflare plans to cut 1,100 jobs. Basically we’re fucked for tomorrow
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: The timing of these headlines is just so blatantly criminal and manipulative lol.
[+6] u/lionkevin713: Lmao war restarts right after market close
[+6] u/Pazzaaaaaa: Market not reacting to the attacks? It feels so free to go short here.
[+6] u/wa_2050: Trump "Just a little skirmish.. the ceasefire I begged for holds"
[+6] u/SeaFill7604: Yeah I’m done here. Might be the biggest retard of them all
[+6] u/Icy-Motor-8519: US conducted strikes Thurs in the Strait of Hormuz area: Axios
[+6] u/VeryMercurial: War headlines today are just setting up another 2% pump when the shooting stops. So sad but most likely true
[+6] u/UnnecessaryPancake: markets: "I'm sure there is a reasonable explanation for all this"
[+6] u/Haikoe: NOT EVEN WAR CAN BREAK THIS CEASEFIRE
[+6] u/Spy300: 1.5 trillion on military spending and theyre losing ships to a 3rd world country
[+6] u/Moepenmoes: Fuck if I simply held my mag7 stocks since 2023 instead of selling/buying them 100000 times last 3 years I would've been able to quit my job now...
[+6] u/SeaworthinessNo4: My children will sleep hungry tonight
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: Buy stocks that can actually pump 🚫
Buy a range bound piece of shit ✅
[+6] u/memmolemmo: We went from a weekend only war to an overnight only war.
[+6] u/Regular_Leg405: Part of the peace deal
[+5] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: that was fun! see you for tomorrow's +1.5%
[+5] u/isolated-cat: they made sure to kill both sides right before close
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Need IREN to report a new contract with Anthropic for $750 billion
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Lmao oil getting shorted hard while iran is being attacked
[+5] u/icein2017: Thank god for 4:15 extension on options, I broke even in after hours lmao
[+5] u/isolated-cat: today counts as a green day with this close
[+5] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think the war is over and the strait is open
[+5] u/dontslambro: Pumping up on Axios news
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #AirBNB went bankrupt LMAO🤌
[+5] u/svpa3991: I think rcat has dumped on every single earnings I’ve ever seen lmao
[+5] u/-medicalthrowaway-: RKLB
Hitting levels not seen since… premarket
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: r/sounding is going wild over those SOUN results.
[+5] u/lionkevin713: LFGGGG IREN WITH THE DOUBLE BEAT!!!!
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: The TTD CEO bought 6,000,000 shares at $24.68 🤡
[+5] u/bajagfjdlbkaoa: Good thing I only threw couple hundred bucks into SOUN 😭
[+5] u/ercanbas: Don’t some buy like $300k in SOUN calls?
[+5] u/Confident_Lab_2135: Should’ve sold my SOUN calls before close😭
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: sorry but if you actually thought you were going to win with soundhound you're retarded
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: First day on the job and I think this is one of those Jewish daycare email jobs
Jackpot 🎰
[+5] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: Rebound from the great memory slaughter of 2026
[+5] u/studybreak15: I sold my 100 shares of CRWV at close and used that money to buy 5/15 $140 calls. Fuck
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: My AFRM and SOUN calls 😭😭😭😭
[+5] u/Warm_Tzatziki: SOUN generational bags created
[+5] u/csklmf: SOUNd like they are getting slaughtered.
[+5] u/WailingWarbler: Well, atleast you didnt full port into SOUN like some people did
[+5] u/GeologistPurple3209: Rklb can’t even go green after beating earnings
[+5] u/Stealthless: RKLB carrying the fraud ASTS
[+5] u/Emilio___Molestevez: people who buy $CRWV in a world where $NBIS exists just fucking mystify me
[+5] u/SubduedWeed: Bought some leaps for RKLB while driving home. Didn't even know they had earnings today lmao
[+5] u/BecomingSavior: coreweave? More like poorweave
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: I lost money in GOOG, SOUN, and GRPN this week. \*insert meme emoji\*
[+5] u/ApathysLastKiss_: RKLB earnings won't stay green. Why? Bc I own it. Everything I own goes red
[+5] u/EducationalClient759: so the ai story is over?
[+5] u/Warm_Tzatziki: I know fundamentals don't matter, but RKLB with a 45b market cap posting 200m rev is kinda wild.
[+5] u/tnecniv2021: Glad I sat this one out, regards🤣
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: SPY lost -0.3% and bers in this chat sharing their success stories. lol
[+5] u/WasPunished: Damn these cloudflare puts I’m not holding are going to print
[+5] u/DarkR124: Is there any better feeling than selling your calls on a fat pump then seeing it dump on earnings?
Looking at you SOUN.
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: How is QQQ green after hours with tech absolutely taking it up the ass lol
[+5] u/colinmramazing: Not too late to jump on RKLB. If you have any shred of belief in space and/or satellite biz, this stock is fucking bulletproof
[+5] u/DiarrheaFartLover: Honestly I look at people who don't floss their teeth as basically kind of subhuman
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Fuk me for listening to the AMD put guy and SOUN call guy this week .. we'll be back behind the dumpster, offering 2 for 1 specials
[+5] u/Snoo56029: SNDK for all that is holy pls 1500 open tomorrow
[+5] u/DarkR124: God damn whoever bought calls for the majority of earnings today got rocked. That’s a rough one.
[+5] u/6spadestheman: https://preview.redd.it/miygnfaqzrzg1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bb5bea7f542211f0797579c2a19babbd5b40ce6
RKLB Anduril partnership confirmed
[+5] u/SlfImpr: Lol, this market is ridiculous, unless you are a Semiconductor stock (in which case, stock flies if you just make up some ridiculous 2030 forecast):
$NET (Cloudflare) down 16.6%
• Revenue $640M vs Est. $623M
• EPS $0.25 vs Est. $0.23
• Operating Income $73M vs Est. $72M
• RPO $2.54B vs Est. $2.61B
FY26 Guidance:
• Revenue $2.81B vs Est. $2.79B
• EPS $1.20 vs Est. $1.12
• Operating Income $420M vs Est. $382M
\-----------
Cloudflare is the company that provides "prove that you are a human" check PLUS dozens of other services
[+5] u/r0n224: Iranians are reporting very intense air defense activity and booms underway across the capital city of Tehran, Iran.
There are short videos as well of this 🥲
[+5] u/Rare-ish_Birb: NVDA to CRWV: Here's the deal....we pay you $2 billion on Monday, and then you pay us $2.7 billion on Tuesday.
CRWV: Ok....Uncle Softbank has the deepest, softest pockets.
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Jesus fuck IREN. Now I just need AMD and MU back up tomorrow.and i will have a glorious fucking weekend and uae Vaseline instead of my usual regular lotion
[+5] u/Vasuuuuu: IREN RN
https://preview.redd.it/ii6gczbq0szg1.png?width=18&format=png&auto=webp&s=8226673d83265723bdf6568f0fd4b9a82eab9dbf
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: did IREN just open the strait of hormuz or what's going on
[+5] u/No-Alarm3762: IREN GONNA MAKE NBIS FLY LOL
[+5] u/r0n224: Guys careful! Somethings happening!
[+5] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Iren winning the war guys
[+5] u/geddyclaus: I got my hound sounded today
[+5] u/spluff94: i bought IREN at the top today cause i'm retarded but i'm also lucky asf
[+5] u/TernTheNumbers: "Here’s what to expect from Friday’s release of the April jobs report"
Fake numbers and lies
[+5] u/No_Stand5622: Gen z will be the toughest generation after covid 2.0 and WW3
[+5] u/amplaoumplasD: jesus my IREN im gonna cry
[+5] u/zlordbeats: suddenly the war fucking matters soon as i make a deposit i cant with thjs
market
[+5] u/bemeandnotyou: Planet fitness tanked because they refused to wipe the loads in the sauna
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: wasnt sure if this was real at the time, but maybe it was? [https://x.com/rybar\_mena/status/2052371368931684455](https://x.com/rybar_mena/status/2052371368931684455)
[+5] u/TheBreadMan10: Some banging tunes on the hound call
[+5] u/Warm_Implement3088: How much could a gallon of gas be Michael? 10 dollars?
[+5] u/Redditfortheloss: So glad my coin call didn’t fill lol
[+5] u/widerdog: glad my soun call didint fill last 2 mins
[+5] u/powerboner: Need 1.5% tomorrow nothing crazy THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+5] u/RegardMode: Can’t wait for fake axios pump tomorrow
[+5] u/ajibtunes: Today was like a gut punch to my moneys
[+5] u/lostinspacs: It’s impossible for it to open red. There will be a tweet by open
[+5] u/bringkiteback: Rocketlab please enter my bussy with the power of 10 rockets
[+5] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: Ceasefire going well, ignore the explosions
[+5] u/memmolemmo: Peace deal by 8:30AM tomorrow incoming, courtesy of Axios.
[+5] u/MagneticRetard: the meme where it goes:
worsening conflict -0.35%
ceasefire +2%
broken ceasefire -0.2%
ceasefire again 3%
Isn't actually even a meme. It's literally the reality lol
[+5] u/Delicious_Put_5857: i used to think like how does software get shipped with bugs and then i started doin it and its like oh yea its cuz i dont give a fuckin shit
[+5] u/RegardMode: As soon as Oil crosses 105 again, axios will dump it straight back to 90
[+33] u/All_FIREdUp: I learned about Covid back in December of 2019 from a meme here. Several months later the world shut down.
I learned about hantavirus from a meme here.
We’re fucked.
[+26] u/PompeiiSketches: LMAO war back on and SPY -0.2%
Rumor of a peace deal SPY +3%
Has the market ever been more retarded?
[+23] u/spaurake: No big media outlet dares to break the news on Iran. Fucking jokes
[+22] u/OptionsHuduga: I played 20 companies for earnings today and literally 19 of them missed lol
[+22] u/lupinle1: IREN is not IRAN. Stop shorting you retards.
[+17] u/kim82352: > Iran is actively targeting U.S. Navy vessels in the Persian Gulf.
> The explosion reports from the UAE are due to US warships being targeted approximately 52km off the coast.
> Publicly available maritime data shows multiple U.S. warships currently positioned inside Emirati territorial waters, likely taking shelter from Iranian missile strikes. This is now an active naval battle in the Persian Gulf.
[+16] u/LaserBeamer17: Just some more “low level” attacks that don’t break the ceasefire. Green by open 🤡
[+16] u/Karl-Levin: ceasefire only active during market hours
[+16] u/kim82352: > Senior American official: This is not about renewing the war
[+16] u/IDFStrongestSoldier: AXIOS: Breaking - DEAL MADE with Iraq, no more war Saddam dead
[+16] u/kal14144: Absolute bloodbath today. Barely up 30% for the week now
[+16] u/hermeskino715: 🇮🇷 target strikes won't restart war
-Axios
#Fuck off Axios
[+14] u/iwishiwasameme: Hentai virus. Iran has 70% of its missiles. Bombing again.
Market opens green tomorrow.
[+13] u/CurrentRoutine7392: LMAO Barak Ravid said the US Military conducted strikes against Iran but it's "not a resumption of war"
Then what is it?????
[+12] u/kim82352: > Reports of explosions in the United Arab Emirates
[+12] u/log1ck1717: I can't unsee hentaivirus now thanks to you degens lmao
[+12] u/Worried_Quarter469: Iren and Iran both under attack
[+12] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Bloomberg:
BREAKING: More explosions reported in the vicinity of Abu Dhabi, UAE
Likely Iranian projectiles targeting US vessels
[+12] u/aftherith: They bombed Iren by mistake
[+11] u/tocinoman: They're gonna drop more bombs while futes are closed and then announce that Iran has agreed to their deal right before they reopen. This administration won't stop until every retail trader has been shaken completely empty.
[+11] u/Crazy_Donkies: Aljazeera.com:
"Iran is reviewing peace proposal."
"Isreal bombs Lebanon."
You got to be fucking kidding me.
[+11] u/kazkeb: But wait.... There's more!
If you like the Hormuz being closed, you're gonna LOVE having the Bab al Mandeb closed as well!
[+11] u/Wild_Boy_: No way war start every 4 pm and ends in 9:30am
[+11] u/Reply_Stunning: REUTERS - BREAKING:
[Iran ceasefire holds as Tehran response awaited to US proposal](https://www.reuters.com/world/china/trump-sees-swift-end-war-iran-reviews-us-peace-proposal-2026-05-07/)
lmao
these fiends won't stop with their headlines even if missiles start flying, it's not the end of friday yet
[+11] u/kazkeb: So, let me get this straight... the US basically played the "I'm not touching you game" with the blockade until Iran finally got annoyed and irritated enough to throw a punch, and now the US has an excuse to fight back.
I didn't realize that 12yr old me could have been a war strategist
[+11] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Iran, Iren, idc. SPY opening @736 tomorrow.
[+11] u/Sad-Airman: Jesus what happened after hours did I just pick all the wrong stuff or did everything just sell off
[+11] u/LouieM13: Axios crafting a masterpiece taco headline as we speak
[+10] u/Objective_Back_2581: *GOOG overtakes NVDA in market cap*
Market: holy fucking shit this is a generational NVDA dip buying opportunity
[+10] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: IREN fading faster than my hairline 😢
[+10] u/mackey88: What are we talking about, Iran or Iren? I am so confused?
[+10] u/makhnosfork: “At the height of the boom, it was possible for a promising dot-com company to become a [public company](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_company) via an IPO and raise a substantial amount of money even if it had never made a profit—or, in some cases, realized any material revenue or even made a finished product.”
[+10] u/kim82352: > U.S. Central Command:
> - ‘U.S. forces intercepted unprovoked Iranian attacks and responded with self-defense strikes as U.S. Navy guided-missile destroyers transited the Strait of Hormuz to the Gulf of Oman, May 7.
> - Iranian forces launched multiple missiles, drones and small boats as USS Truxtun (DDG 103), USS Rafael Peralta (DDG 115), and USS Mason (DDG 87) transited the international sea passage. No U.S. assets were struck.
> - U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM) eliminated inbound threats and targeted Iranian military facilities responsible for attacking U.S. forces including missile and drone launch sites; command and control locations; and intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance nodes.’
[+10] u/ActivatingEMP: Fake peace: USO -20%
Iran, UAE, and US actively fighting: USO +1%
[+10] u/-IQ200: Explosions heard on US soil:
>!From my bathroom. 💩🚽😮💨!<
[+10] u/WarmCan3034: war, tariffs, virus all can't stop this bull market, i will be buying calls tmr
[+10] u/PeachScary413: The war is technically restarted? What the fuck even is a ceasefire if this doesn't break it?
[+9] u/kazkeb: War is back on? I'm absolutely shocked... shocked, I tell you...
I thought that they were just sending in the USS Boxer ARG and 2 regiments of Marines so that they could just have one big tie up boat party in the Gulf
[+9] u/ComprehensiveKiwi489: Pretty crazy - Military carries out strikes against Iran’s coast and the island of Qeshm, and the market barely reacts.
[+9] u/WrexyWrex: I think it's becoming more and more clear that the market simply doesn't give a fuck about what the administration is doing
If you look at the odds of everything, the market is basically saying all the objectives are laughable, and we will continue on because everything is just going to get reversed
it's basically the same as having a divided congress where nothing can happen so businesses can plan
[+9] u/stuntondeezh0es: IREN and IRAN got news at the same time? You can’t tell me the illuminati isn’t real
[+9] u/Swiftnice: No we just need Japan to stop defending the Yen and we can get a real good sell off haha
[+9] u/2020isgreat: So war is back on and oil still sub 100 with the situation 100x worse than a week ago lmao
[+9] u/rand_walking_charts: **“US confirms striking Iran in ‘self defense,’” self-defence 😂😂😂**
[+9] u/LouieM13: BEARS FINALLY WIN ONE
(Taco in a couple of hours)
[+9] u/davidbigham: Day 61 of 2 weeks operation .
[+9] u/OkResponsibility2470: 🥭 gonna announce they killed many irgc leaders and the Iran army is totally destroyed, they have no navy, and they are begging for a deal which he won’t accept, spy +2%
[+8] u/kim82352: > Iran attacked three U.S. destroyers with missiles and kamikaze drones, and the destroyers are currently fleeing towards the Sea of Oman, according to Tasnim News Agency.
> A source tells Tasnim News Agency that some U.S. destroyers were successfully damaged as a result of the attack by the Iranian Navy.
[+8] u/meforprezz: just watching my calls evaporate while i can’t do anything. feels good.
[+8] u/kim82352: > Reuters confirms that US ships are currently under attack from the IRGC.
[+8] u/_BindersFullOfWomen_: I’m seeing my therapist. Basically the only move that makes sense after this week.
[+8] u/Devilton: Cash gang our moment is arriving
[+8] u/New_Range5907: Bought puts today for the first time in ages. I have $10K worth of SOXX and AMD puts expiring tomorrow. My butthole is going to be tight
[+8] u/Swiftnice: Is it too much to ask for to have five -10% drops in a row?
[+8] u/puts_every_day: It is true.
War continues -0.5%
War stops +2%
🫠
[+8] u/Flea_Mac_Daddy: Looks like explosions in Iranian port cities by the the US or our "ally". This can only mean one thing: incoming peace announcement by 🍊.
CALLS
[+8] u/Regenbooggeit: RKLB losing everything it gained. Fuck.
[+8] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: Yall really thought this generation’s Vietnam was going to end in a peace deal outlined in a 1 page memo 🤣
[+8] u/Me-Regarded: Freak the fuck out pussies
[+8] u/TipEmpty8429: Fuck look at the selling
[+8] u/pen15_club_admin: Iran literally the joker in the cell getting punched in the face by batman and still laughing
[+7] u/Knarre30: This is such a genius move. We fight now so we can declare peace tomorrow
[+7] u/Thisplacesucks011: No way jobless/unemployed are not higher than expected Tomorrow. With all the layoffs going on. Just Spirt airlines jobless are 19,000 + the 8000 in Meta, Microsoft 8750 PayPal -20% Cognizant, Nike, Snap, Coinbase. Just to list the famous ones.
People loosing jobs left and right!
[+7] u/2QuarterDollar: As soon as they brag about an index hitting a certain number, that’s when they jinx it
[+7] u/MadeThatCash: BBC News - Reports of explosions across Iran as state media says Iranian forces fired at US navy - BBC News](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2021zg819lt)
[+7] u/Icommandyou: We are striking Iran again but it’s not a war. It’s only called a war if it comes from region of Afghanistan
[+7] u/Irave1: Top might be in, influencers are shilling stocks.
[+7] u/AdOk3638: “U.S. Treasury will have to borrow $2 trillion this year just to continue functioning”. Borrow from who tho? Cuz i aint lending out shit LMAO🤌
[+7] u/savingstrainagain: SPY had that weeks long erection then just busted in the strait of hormussy. Fun is over
[+7] u/gayforgoblin: I need a YOLO to retire my bloodline (me and my cat)
[+7] u/cgonz15: Spy 700 or 800 first
[+7] u/iliveforwhatilike: God pls give humanity the Greatest Recession you could. Help me double my entire portfolio of $20 on SH🙏🙏🙏
[+7] u/shxwcr0ss: Iranian state media reported that three U.S. destroyers were targeted by the Iranian navy, while the U.S. official said the U.S. conducted strikes on targets in the strait.
The big picture: The U.S. official said the exchange did not constitute a resumption of the war, but the Iranian military described the U.S. strikes as a ceasefire violation and threatened retaliation.
[+7] u/kawkface: Bro I hope this new virus shit is no big deal
[+7] u/Force_Hammer: There's way too much fire in this ceasefire!
[+7] u/2020isgreat: Why don't people just buy oil when it dips free money
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the US will not win Iran war even if they go so far as besieging Tehran, decapitating its government in entirety.
this is due to a simple matter of Economics.
US spends billions on advanced missiles, warships and fighter jets relying on the existence of money printer and chinese rare earth minerals, the us weapons are fragile and low in quantity but effective enough for shock and awe doctrine but fail at attrition.
Iran spends millions on simple and effective drone and missile spam and it can effectively persist as non state guerrilla warfare actor if the US dares to occupy it fully.
That US money printer is stuttering and failing due to the very same war destroying the foundations of petrodollar which propped up confidence in the US dollar and allowed the US to export inflation to other countries.
The rare earth minerals supply to the US can stop at any moment with a simple decree by xi.
Both factors are present and sharpening contradictions in american economic system and its war efforts.
TLDR: puts
[+7] u/bb483: Still think spy sees 740 before 720
[+7] u/itsnotshade: Someone get a peace deal rumor out NOW
[+7] u/jraiv420: Bers coming out after a month
[+7] u/MixFit5225: Now be a great time to tariff some more.
[+7] u/S0Anon: are you guys retarded? its IRAN not iren
[+7] u/dreamwagon: Poor IREN was all ready to fly and market was like "sorry son"
[+7] u/clavitopaz: Waiting on 🍊 to tweet that they’re working on a new deal to see SPY 740
[+7] u/hermeskino715: Wtf is this manipulated bounce? War over again lol
[+7] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: love that my puts are ITM now that they expired
[+7] u/auroraavm: a -10% correction would be healthy, -25% would be nice (jpow)
[+6] u/Dyce10x: I bought MU so it’s going to tank now. GH BOIS
[+6] u/TippyTippyTippyTop: New business model:
step 1: dig holes.
step 2: call it “data center construction.”
step 3: go public
step 4: profit
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: I have tomorrow off and puts are already loaded. LFG
[+6] u/Wishforgains: I just need MU to close above 650 tomorrow
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: Hantavirus is a meme.
[+6] u/jeanx22: Tomorrow:
Strong Jobs = Economy resilient = Market Pumps
Weak Jobs = Disinflationary / Lower Rates = Market Pumps
[+6] u/spaurake: Pretty sure Mango will soon refer to the WWI and WWII as the First and the Second World Ceasefires
[+6] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Micron my beloved… thought you didn’t know how to go red…
[+6] u/unique_ptr: Pakistan fervently sending invites to this weekend's yap-n-chill sesh in Islamabad. Or so I assume.
[+6] u/shlimeyboy: Yields about to hit 5%, u best believe today was just a fluke. Tmrw we go 2%
[+6] u/hardcrepe: I bet both sides have generals wearing watches with timers set for 4pm.
[+6] u/tombrady011235: My ex gf doesn’t want to get back together. It’s like when I bought at ath’s and I can’t get back to break even
[+6] u/Latter-Button-: Why do casinos have time limits? I haven’t lost all my money yet, and I don’t want to leave.
[+6] u/throwawaydonaldinho: No new weapon or class for PoE 2 0.5 update.
All in QQQ puts.
[+6] u/kim82352: > Israel Channel 14 : The ceasefire has collapsed.
[+6] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Who bought iren at 72...show yourself 😂😂😂
[+6] u/Reply_Stunning: looking to get my cock sucked, bols ?
[+6] u/SilverPrivateer: Guys wtf are the like... missiles? Bombs? Idk what to call them, the ones that are skipping on the water? I've never seen that shit before
[+6] u/diggin-the-doge: 10 days of green ahead
[+6] u/TipEmpty8429: Biggest dump in weeks, welcome if you’ve just joined the show
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: See you bought calls when you should’ve bought puts
[+6] u/Bear_Thesis: I knew the market would reverse as my grandma dumped her reverse mortgage into AI yesterday.
[+6] u/riteofpass: This market sucks. RKLB can’t catch a break, release record earnings yet we still have war bullshit dragging whole market down
[+6] u/Dekuthegreat: Which one of the regards convinced me to buy SOUN?
[+6] u/renegaderunningdog: Don't worry guys Barak Ravid and Axios will fix this by open.
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: Jeez tomorrow is going to be fucking brutal
[+6] u/1M-to-Zero: I was up 100%, but didn't sell, then closed for 10% loss.. head is hurting very bad. PLTR 140 calls for tomorrow.
[+6] u/PompeiiSketches: TACO tweet before or after 7am tomorrow?
[+6] u/RealPrinceZuko: Yo, it can't be red on Friday when 401ks hit. MMs and boomers need to milk everything from our generation
[+6] u/Good-Presentation350: calls it is up and away we go
[+6] u/kazkeb: 2 min until I find out how much of a loan I'll need to take out to fill my gas tank
[+6] u/jeanx22: Every Iran headline is just rocket fuel for the next leg higher when literally NOTHING HAPPENS
[+6] u/Regenbooggeit: Just the US casually bombing Iran and then saying it doesn’t break the ceasefire which is definitely a choice.
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Love me flat women. Hate me flat trend lines.
Simple as.
[+5] u/Environmental_City23: I better wake up tmr and see poet at $0
[+5] u/AdventurousFinish681: When is AI gonna take stock analyst jobs? A stock beats their EPS and still tanks, like what was the point of giving an eps estimate in the first place
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Wouldn't it be absolutely delicious if SPY just craters to sub-300 and stays there for a few years?
[+5] u/bonkers69: Looks like beef's back on the menu boys
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: More open confrontations showing the war is still on and the best we can do is 1% for USO? Lame
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Ceasefire talks just like trade talks going really well
[+5] u/Proton404x: Hmm looks like the rich are TOOO rich and now they run she show and algos do not matter.
I made a lot of money today. But none of it made sense.
I miss fundamentals and adults in the room
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: Rklb is unreal - imagine this thing in 5 years.
[+5] u/guy_cloutier: Need a 5am Axios pump
[+5] u/Micahftww: How fucked are my 1dte SPY calls tomorrow?
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: 350% IV on IREN calls up 18% it wont crush right? they 67C OTM can still 3x
[+5] u/Dude_HaHa: Just so you guys know: the hantavirus story will be run 24x7 for the next 6-8 weeks then then die down. This is to front run the oncoming oil shocks from the Hormuz.
Many of you will work from home for this brief period. This isn't Covid. This is to protect the precious stock market from taking a hit from the brief supply side shock by curtailing the demand side. You'll be back to regularly scheduled programming by the end of July tops.
[+5] u/br0botic: Companies laying off left and right
Consumers keep getting stretched
Bombing Iran but we’re still in a ceasefire and negotiating, oil elevated and likely stay high/higher
SPY still near ATH lmao
[+5] u/epyonxero: wait... the 1 page letter though?
[+5] u/thekhan1313: Little mini-excursion. In and out 20 minutes tops.
Spy 800c 07/04
[+5] u/UnitasMundi: This is like beyond cooked. Had some hope with the ceasefire, it will be absolute mayhem in the coming months.
[+5] u/2QuarterDollar: Please fix before open. Thanks. Kind REGARDS
[+5] u/mr_stupid_face: The new name will be the Strait of Harambe
[+5] u/UnitasMundi: Open the Strait of Hanta🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/jayxmor: SOUNtards really spammed the daily thread on the daily LMAO
[+5] u/OrdinaryMix4013: imagine if irrran sinks a aircraft carrrier LMAOOO
[+5] u/LaHhxL: Feels bad for those regards spamming SOUN everyday
[+5] u/FGoobs: The Dow WAS at fifty-thousand!
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: I’m so mad at myself. Let my greed get the best of me and lost 50% of the money I’ve made in the last month from these pumps. I guess it hurts less than losing real money but feels bad man
[+5] u/unexceptiontotherule: I, personally, do not care. I am, in fact, actually, quite bored.
[+5] u/kazkeb: This endless posturing between the US and Iran reminds me of the "bro down" in South Park
[+5] u/jraiv420: Pandemic plus a war? What a time to be alive.
[+5] u/Pale-Silver-8178: IREN dump lol fk your calls go red beachh
[+5] u/Just_Learned_This: Do you really think this market gives a fuck?
[+5] u/codespyder: lol goddamn it IREN. It ARM’d me
[+5] u/9tacos: Berz smelling blood 🩸
Too bad it’s from their own ass 🤣
[+5] u/westcoastlink: They just bombed iren back to the stone ages
[+5] u/rcantu314: Okay who here bought IREN at 73
[+5] u/dingusmingus2222: Whelp guess I'm having ice soup garnished with my salty tears for dinner. Thanks TTD...
[+5] u/Thisplacesucks011: Guy bought the house next to me for $800k 3-4 years ago now he wants $3.5M (just listed for sale), people here in Miami can’t afford $70k a year taxes and insurance if you give them the house for free.
[+5] u/hermeskino715: Dump dump dump dump dump dump
Dump dump dump dump dump
Dump dump dump dump dump
Everybody
[+5] u/OptionGamble: Of course I held calls overnight
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: Did Coreweave file for bankruptcy? Holy shit glad I had just shares
[+5] u/StonkaTrucks: Lost money on puts every day for the past week, down from $6k.
Had $80 left in my account and my puts today expired barely OTM.
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Bulls hang out near elementary schools in white vans
[+5] u/mackey88: What is oil gonna look like in 11 minutes when futures opened back up?
[+5] u/trsx5: Love how the stock market randomly picks days to care about oil
[+5] u/tpaine_10: 2025: lost $35k
2026: made $5k so far
Slowly getting there
[+5] u/Swiftnice: Oil is gonna gap up in 10 minutes lol
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: We just did military strikes on Iran. Drop this dog shit market back to sub 700 lmfao
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Bears were planning on buying puts at open and missed it again ☠️☠️
[+5] u/tessie_trades: they really gonna dump iren all the way dpwn. tomorrow will be bad .and i got all these calls. cries in agony
[+5] u/TestingThrowaway100: I feel morally conflicted for celebrating war but my puts are on life support and could use the help.
[+5] u/Substantial-Art5008: 20% to 0.10% wow no words.
[+5] u/Fluid_Product6292: I told yall drill team 7 tomorrow
[+5] u/RjBloxks: LOOK AT THE MASSIVE MOTHAFUCKIN BUY ORDER, JUST DRAGGING MY BUL NUTS ACROSS BER FACES ATP
[+5] u/Super_Candidate7295: I’ll be scanning the pre market movers, per usual
[+5] u/damnvid: I sold CAR puts too early. Missed out on another $1300. Le sigh
[+5] u/donniedarko1010: First move always fake?
[+5] u/jerm2z: Lawl SOUN exit liquidity
[+5] u/Elwinqt: Cloudflare earnings out yet?
[+5] u/ChloroVstheWorld: Coreweave gave it all back lmfao
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: That’s a bulletproof backlog. CRWV shorts better cover
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Isn’t it crazy that broadcom is making someone actually commit to pay for their chips and now the deal is falling apart?
[+5] u/RattleAlx: SOUN puts were obvious just because WSB was bullish on em
[+5] u/BratwurstSpectator: Too much text. Iren or Iran?
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: Everyone's bitching about SOUN, meanwhile I'm the only idiot who got robbed by KDK
[+5] u/Airader: Thank you IREN, saving my account right now
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: So Iren has a floor of $70?!
[+5] u/ActivatingEMP: US and UAE striking Iran's Qeshm port
[+5] u/Senpai_Slime: Is there really unemployment if the government lies and says there is none at all? Asking for a friend
[+29] u/Such_Coin: 🚨IRAN AND US HAVE AGREED THAT UP 10 MISSLE STRIKES PER DAY EACH ARE ALLOWED DURING THE CEASEFIRE.
[+22] u/FeverTreeCloud: US and Iran are so close to a deal that to celebrate, they are shooting missiles 🚀 at each either
[+21] u/_rockthemike: Strait is open! Strait is closed! They shot first! We shot first! War is over! Two more weeks! We won! Small excursion! Exhausting.
[+21] u/whomakesthetendies: #Strikes on Iran are just a ‘love tap’, says 🥭
I wish I was making this up.
[+21] u/whomakesthetendies: # Anyone who calls military strikes 'love taps' is clearly a fucking pedo
[+20] u/hallett21: Believe it or not. Fuck you
[+19] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
"President Trump tells me in a phone call the retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets are just a "love tap."
[+19] u/freddymojo: Believe it or not. Balls.
[+16] u/NYGiants181: I’m sick I’ve lost it all
[+15] u/Subspace13: Trump tells ABC News retaliatory strikes against Iranian targets after Iran attack are just a ‘love tap’
What in the world... lmao
[+15] u/borkdpasito: Does this orange idiot not understand what the literal meaning of ‘ceasefire’ is
[+14] u/simsy1: this guy is so obviously desperate to end the war
[+14] u/jijitalk: WAR GOING ON, HE SHOT FIRST, NO WE DID NOT THEY DID, THIS AI BUBBLE HAS TO BE THE TOP, CUBA NEXT, YADA YADA YADA, BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH, K SHAPED ECONOMY, PEOPLE CANT AFFORD GAS OR GROCERY.
MAN SHUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS UP AND TELL US CALL OR PUT.
[+13] u/mechajlaw: I'm starting to think 🥭 doesn't care about midterms and is just going to milk this for all it's worth.
[+12] u/Successful-End7689: "The strike doesn’t constitute a resumption of war” per Barack Scam Ravid
in other words, everybody calm the fuck down we haven’t sold our positions yet!
[+12] u/__nameless____: Tension is rising, again. But watch out for a sudden ceasefire news and oil will drop like a rock, again lmao 🤌🏻
And 🥭 been real quiet on his tweet about this eyeran situation.
[+12] u/shindiggaa: This Iran shit is gonna last for years isn't it?
[+12] u/tripstermcgee808: If we truly live in a simulation those dev’s are total crooks. The new “spicy world events and crisis” season pass is just the 2019 drop with new paint and different names.
[+11] u/wotton: "we peacefully bombed a few targets to maintain the ceasefire"
"it was a very light bombing"
"a few small explosions to ensure peace"
[+11] u/LasyKuuga: Algos confusing Iren with Iran 😔
[+11] u/SoloOutdoor: Look at me ✌️ 👀... im the bagholder now
[+11] u/DethRetina: Some guy just coughed in the sushi place. Holy fuck!
SPY 510 1D
[+11] u/SergeantThreat: You’re laughing? Iran is still 2 weeks from a nuke and you’re laughing?
[+10] u/hey-coffee-eyes: I know buying puts on USO didn't actually reignite hostilities but it's hard not to feel a little personally responsible
[+10] u/BooBrew32: MANGO used CEASEFIRE!
...
It's not very effective!
[+10] u/Leading-Future6691: Love tap it is.. we pump tomorrow
[+9] u/Farttroll: **Red day? In *my* casino?**
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: "so I finally decided to open some long positions after the market rallied 25% in 1 week"
[+9] u/abroadbroadband: This is the most violent ceasefire I've ever seen
# 📖
Lemme update the fucking DICTIONARY, we need to update some shit apparently
[+9] u/SuffiecientSapian: Where’s Drill team 6 at? They get laid off too ☠️
[+9] u/Weak_Emu3659: Bulls praying for that 8am truth social market pump with made up economic data in it
[+9] u/Fernyfern7: Lmao still talking about a deal
[+9] u/CigInside: I personally think it would be an honor to live, work and die in a data center. Genetically change me to a horse for the bigger rig too
[+9] u/Im_Gonna_Steal_It: Nothing ever happens. SPY 750 tomorrow
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: Remember regards, 🥭 did this to you by literally trying to run the strait because Project Freedom didn't work
[+8] u/XeroShyft: Of course the war starts mattering to the market once I'm leveraged to the tits with calls
[+8] u/InfectedClit: Look away for 5 mins and all my hypothetical put gains are gone? Da fuck
[+8] u/Carfar_Farcar: A "love tap" is a hell of a way to refer to missile strikes.
[+8] u/SmoresPies: >everyone person in the world: up 100-1000% YTD, millionaires
>me: 0% YTD, workslave-bitch counting pennies at the pump
[+8] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Iren strikes and Iran strikes are not the same
[+8] u/hallett21: 750 tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!
[+8] u/ModeForJoe: Open the Fuckin' Insider Trading Signal Chat, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell – JUST WATCH!
[+8] u/A10cc: Imagine basing your whole identity on fruit salad man LMAOOOOOO
[+7] u/Bichael-Murry: mini escalate then go completely taco
infinite money glitch lol
[+7] u/IamtryigOKAY: Mango doing air strikes on bulls.
[+7] u/LakeShowForLife24: Iren call holders thought they had a 10 bagger an hour ago 😭
[+7] u/Firm_Variation6452: Wow made 6 trades today and somehow only lost 50 bucks I’d call that a win
[+7] u/coolopinionlmao: How the fuck is the VIX so calm
[+7] u/IndependentUsual7444: Buy now, pay maybe 😂 how is this real life
[+7] u/Snowman33001: I’m pretty sure social media has been a net net horrible addition to our lives.
Vote yes on tech, no on social media.
Also, how do I stop coming on RDDT every damn day?
[+7] u/PutSpreadDaddi69: yeah asia is gonna dump chip stocks to hell
[+6] u/Captain_Lameson: Calls at open. As always
[+6] u/IndependentAd4613: Anyone buying sndk or bought today?
[+6] u/FartSniffer66642069: Guys this is getting scary. AI companies need to step in and say something to calm the markets.
[+6] u/Candid_Payment_4094: Bears had their hour of hopes and dreams LMAO
[+6] u/discombobulantics: What are the insiders loading up on here can we get an insider in the chat?
[+6] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: So we just gonna ignore IREN lost 30% gains wtf lol
[+6] u/paradise_costs: Buying a leveraged internet money ETF six months ago was a fuckin mistake
[+6] u/randomquartile1: Hope I see my first circuit breakers!
[+6] u/IDoLikeMyShishkebabs: Oil's starting to call bullshit finally
[+6] u/nullzeroerror: It’s not war, it’s a love tap folks
[+6] u/DeepestWinterBlue: Is today over? I bought the Asts dip
[+6] u/TheStrat: Yea this should be nice, but puts are dangerous as one tweet and a press conference can kill it haha
[+5] u/teh_herper: Well Im glad I bought... puts lmao
[+5] u/ConcentrateSea5895: SNDK Going to pump tomorrow? what we saying chat
[+5] u/veryveryuniquename5: amd bers jumping for joy that its only up 20% this week LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/StuffedBunss: Why did we V like that
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: Are the bears rejoicing at spy 730?
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: Qqq recovered $3.50 since futures opened
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: The economy is in shambles, I went from green as fuck to red
[+5] u/Vlisa: People usually pay good money for the type of abuse IREN giving call holders.
[+5] u/youarenothearingme: Guys can you please be a little more dramatic here
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: More explosions in Iran apparently.. hostilities "ceasefire" resuming it seems.
[+5] u/Purple_Bearkat: “Kinetic but still ceasefire”. Sure ok.
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: My CRWV calls fukt! Lmao
[+5] u/jersey856: do you think if the jesus story happened today christians would wear electric chairs around their necks??
nothing gets an eyeroll out of me like seeing a mofo wear a crucifix
[+5] u/local__favorite: I bought some RKLB calls right before close. Hoping those print a little bit tomorrow
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: Please find me the asswipe who recommended QCOM when it was already at the top so I can show him what its like to get FUKT
[+5] u/PrairieDog3344: Im buying puts on Las Vegas hotels. Gas is expensive as shit, people are gonna cut back on vacations?
[+5] u/Coogiez: holy IREN. What a turn of events
[+5] u/KevinWarshNudes: Bread ceasefire -0.25%, then ceasefire back on +2%. Repeat daily as needed until QQQ 10,000
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: Imagine IREN call holders prematurely showing their wife +27% AH
Got some explaining to do
[+5] u/LabyrinthLayers: Just a love tap he says 😂😂
[+5] u/__nameless____: he really talks like a toddler lmao 🤌🏻
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: Apparently no one knows how much or little oil there is
[+5] u/ModeForJoe: Shots fired in the Recession Gulf, all confirmed by aljizz, official US and Iran channels. Oil isn't moving much, isn't this game on!? Is it time to jump on the futes?
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: Barchart article headline -
“Stocks Fall on Doubts About an Imminent US-Iran Peace Deal”
Are you fuckin serious ? This is the same shit for MONTHS !
[+5] u/diefy7321: Bers literally dooming on some speed boats in the Middle East getting swatted like butterflies lmfaooooooooooo
[+5] u/noahmfs: Watch how they magically open the strait if market drops and price of gas keeps on going up.
[+5] u/fredditf: Tasnim News: Iranian Navy Targets Three U.S. Destroyers in Strait of Hormuz Area
[+5] u/sanmar2225: #sounds great, doesnt work
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: Tomorrow up 2% + for SPY 🕵️♀️ 👀 😎
[+5] u/Cuse-Town: Plz dump to 724. I’ll be a good boy I promise
[+5] u/solidsneeze: is it a lab in a rocket or rockets in a lab?
[+5] u/gopoohgo: https://www.twz.com/news-features/iranian-island-port-in-strait-of-hormuz-attacked-state-media-claims
Possibility that it was a UAE response to the missile and drone attacks a few days ago
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: BBC saying shots fired
[+5] u/schwalbatros: wtf rklb did they just announce a new launch pad on kharg island?
[+24] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Any time I have to call any large company about anything, I am fucking blown away at the enshittification AI/automated troubleshooting bots have introduced.
It is worse in every single possible way, other than they don't pay a person. Your shit just doesnt get resolved. Cause fuck you, thats why.
[+19] u/HighwayExotic2808: Would you doomers fuck off already about Hantavirus? No one actually cares, this is the whole monkeypox scare all over again. You’re not getting lockdowns, go back to work
[+14] u/Boheed: The US and Iran should just get it over with and fuck
[+13] u/Due-Dirt-8428: It’s becoming apparent we are controlled by a group of like 100 of the biggest loser gaywad dweebs and they all think they’re from mt Olympus
[+13] u/raid_z0: Face ripping rally tomorrow
[+13] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Green open, cash the fuck out, weekend war.
[+12] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I'm really glad I said fuck nah to playing SOUN earnings
[+11] u/jasperCrow: Just because missles are flying doesn’t mean the ceasefire is broken silly goose.
[+11] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: The most hilarious part about the RC interview is that his plan to make up the difference is clearly to just dilute current bag holders into oblivion, but he couldn’t just admit to that on air.
[+11] u/SouthNice7324: Ceasefire still holding, just firing friendly missiles at each other
[+10] u/Waverun: Can’t wait to see how the jobs report affects the market. Jobs down? That’s great it means AI is working. Jobs up? That’s great it means that AI is creating more jobs.
[+10] u/APOLARCAT: I am the biggest retard on this forum.
[+10] u/ThanksDependent1001: So bombing things = love tap, New pandemic inbound, U.S. debt spiral, layoffs on the spritz = market $800 end of next week. 🐂🐻🤷
[+10] u/CasherburyTales: All parts of city government runs like shit except parking enforcement, the most efficient department ever
[+10] u/GoogleKushforLunch: Just finished my last final for my bachelors oh wow
[+10] u/uncsucks: How tf are futes green
[+9] u/NonsensicalWorries: Switching to a cash account was the smartest thing I did lol, missed out on some gains but has prevented me from blowing up my account a few times.
[+9] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Receipts to prove I called love taps before he even said it https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1t6lkym/comment/okisus6/?context=3
[+9] u/Retaining-Wall: Remember to feed and water your stocks once a week with a 1:50 mixture of a high quality stock food like Miracle Gainz. Thank me later.
[+9] u/MaybeaDingoAteUrBaby: Every single major company is worth less than it was 5-10 years ago, even after inflation is calculated - but here we are paying a simp premium so these CEOs can launder your money by cooking their books by passing money back and forth and calling it revenue. Example:
Microsoft invests $10 billion in OpenAI, then OpenAI buys cloud space from Microsoft for $10 billion, and then Microsoft buys $10 billion in compute from Microsoft. Now both companies claim they made $10 billion in revenue, but Microsoft just has their money back that they invested in the first place and can rinse and repeat to increase the valuation of their company, then the stock goes up and up - until one day the CEO and other execs just sell everything out from under you, the general public, and leave you with huge losses.
[+9] u/briballdo: Fuuuck breaking the ceasefire is just gonna cause another massive pump when the next ceasefires announced
[+8] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: I miss the metals run of 2025 such easy money
[+8] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: One benefit of selling in May and going away is I’m
Slowly losing the impulsive addiction to open my brokerage account every 10 seconds
[+8] u/Mathguy200: YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKS ARENT READY FOR NVDA $225 AND IT SHOWS FUCK YOU!!!
[+8] u/StandardDot5115: crowdstrike: "we're cutting jobs due to AI"
-17%
hehe looks like ol' layoff hack doesnt work anymore
[+8] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: We really are all fucked.
[+8] u/WooWheee: A new generation of IREN bag holders were just created LMAOO 🤌🤌
[+8] u/softboiledjadepotato: All in IBM and gooning til it works
[+7] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: I never want to hear the words ceasefire, talks, or deals ever again
[+7] u/Beagle001: SOUN is going to drop a lot more tomorrow from retail, isn’t it?
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: “OPENAI NOT SCAMAI, REVENUE ACTUALLY EXCEEDED 100T OVERNIGHT FROM -100b!” - Axios tomorrow probably
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Stock market can disconnect from the economy for a long time but at this level of disconnect it will be biblical
[+7] u/LarsTarkas: My whole port red as fuck
[+7] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Trump setting up the giga 🌮
[+7] u/Immediate-Bet1062: Half stock. Half cash.
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: It doesn’t give a fuck until it does give a fuck
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Bulls in complete control
[+6] u/NewDawn101: Oh shit Iranistan attacking
[+6] u/_Chicken_Chaser_: I don’t have skin in this one, but holy crap is Irens management grifty. Delay earnings, announced a dilutive deal with NVIDIA then hide shitty earnings beneath that.
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: The market will never sell off again. Covid survived, high inflation rate hikes survived, fake tariffs liberation day survived and Iran War and Craziness on Easter Sunday survived. Now there is nothing that can possibly top any of those so why ever sell.
[+6] u/Relevant-Duty-5127: Miss when people actually used to post DD need more trade ideas
[+6] u/zoidbergface90: You’ve had ur fun, time to rug
[+6] u/NotMe357: "JUST IN: TACO assures the U.S.-Iran ceasefire remains “in effect.”
[+6] u/Delicious_Stomach278: I was just on the phone with Barron… SPY 750 by market open
[+6] u/johndsmits: so instead of Jensen creating better GPUs, or even cheaper GPUs, he's reinvesting in other companies--basically creating the ecosystem for a killer app that doesn't exists yet. What a bet.
And thus the circular buffer.
[+5] u/Acrobatic_Cookie_218: The ufc belt beside him during the press conference is all time
[+5] u/nyse25: look at these flat ass futes nobody gaf about Iran anymore
[+5] u/MetalEnthusiast83: I used to get really fucked up and then I’d be afraid that once I started peeing that I would never stop and would just piss until I dehydrated to death.
[+5] u/justCairo: Bought SOUN calls instead of IREN
What do I do now
[+5] u/severed02: I’m not doing the lockdown Zoom hangouts again. I’ll see yall in two years.
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: Lower highs, lower lows
>*bUlLs iN cOmpletE CONtrOL -* ***Some stupid bich***
[+5] u/rhuffq: If we can keep up striking Iran on one day and then declaring we’re near a truce on the next for another 6 months I’ll be a multi millionaire.
[+5] u/ProudPeak3570: mega caps getting richer. mid/small caps getting rekt.
Same story with people. Rich getting richer. mid/low class getting rekt
Economy for the rich
[+5] u/huffmancoded: Not seeing enough people talking about the attack on 3 US ships.
If it was 1 or 2 it would be a shaky signal (miscomms, rogue groups, etc.) but 3 is a clear signal. SPY isn't showing it but SPY options are.
[+5] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: Wish I bought soun shares instead of calls rip
[+5] u/csr8765: Judging by the yawn in the oil market and the immediate liquidity pouring into futures, my assessment of what these attacks mean for the market tomorrow are as follows: complete nothingburger
[+5] u/AB__17: buy weekly nothing can bring the market down call everyday
[+5] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: IREN NVIDIA DEAL, SUCK DEEZ NUTS IREN BERS
[+5] u/BetterDare2390: Would tomorrow be a good time to buy SNDK and MU?
[+5] u/Soossaaaa: baldy coinbase ceo fukn sucks
[+5] u/Adventurous-Quit-669: https://imgur.com/a/UCvSWWA
I just need to make it to monday for long term gains, pls
[+5] u/WooWheee: So we’re back to AI deal = stock +20% vibes huh? This iren deal is basically the Amd anthropic deal deluxe version
[+27] u/AekorOne: Bored as fuck in the hospital getting chemo right now, but at least I have this thread to refresh
[+20] u/i_simp_f: The Strait of Hormuz ceases to exist
*SPY: -0.62%*
Trump: "that didn't happen"
*SPY: +10.93%*
[+13] u/dabblesest: How many times do we have to win this fucking war?!?!
[+13] u/ThePokemon_BandaiD: Strait is still closed and the US and Iran are trading fire in the Strait, yet somehow WTI is still down over 10% for the week. I feel like I’m going insane.
[+12] u/Appropriate_Sky_4509: Lmao I told yall dumbasses to go all in on SNDK last year and yall laughed at me! 🫵😂🤑
is what I wish I could be saying right now
[+11] u/Dear-Original-1024: Chance of new hantavirus pandemic declared by WHO is at 10%. Betting no is free money.
[+10] u/Lostmymindandmoney: I’ve done the math. I’ll never be able to afford a nice home. Instead of investing every month I’m going to start gambling on the most degenerate shit imaginable
[+10] u/Ninja_Cooter: Almost got puts today but then I remembered that I do not hate money.
[+9] u/Liplok: Bombings on Iran, haunter virus spreading, tariffs incoming, tomorrow is going to be a 3% day for spy.. too much great news!
[+9] u/hiphopanonomos: When a stock is crashing and you go to their sub and see a bunch of "good, I can buy more" comments lmao
[+9] u/tnguyen5057: Nice pullback now PAMP IT
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[+9] u/4dolarmeme: Do you ever go to shit your pants and then you accidentally fart instead?
[+9] u/FatandBankrupt: Yo they are working overtime on keeping this oil from moving lmao
[+8] u/mtnrnnr802: Just put a Xanax up my butt
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Imagine being so frugal and obsessively saving towards an early retirement that causes you to miss out on experiences in your adult life and then you die before retiring
[+8] u/AdvisorOdd1938: The real war would have happened by now. The worst of it is over so calls.
[+8] u/Flaky-Department-897: I’m spending another day watching for the 30% drop to come while I wait for buying opportunities that never happen.
[+8] u/whenyournotdead: So coinbase get a slap in the wrist and Robinhood gets destroyed, cool
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: I thought the war was over why isn’t oil 70? I thought there was a war why did Vix drop? Quit feeding people fucking garbage pick a thing
[+7] u/Paul_Robert_: Shout-out to that dude who full ports SPY 0DTEs, and sells at 1 cent profit, everytime.
[+7] u/Electronic-Advisor72: Edging ceasefire is bullish.
[+7] u/Tay_Tay86: Imagine if the next 20 years is an endless and rapid cycle between war-pandemic-war-pandemic-etc.
[+7] u/sonofalando: They call me the terminator because no matter how many times I get kicked out of the YMCA I’ll be back. 😎
[+7] u/Napster-mp3: Something about the America Online logo just gets my plums goin’
[+7] u/wicksXshadows: So who got greedy and now gotta eat ramen for next 2 weeks?
[+7] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Do we buy qqq calls tomorrow or wait until the world is ending Monday
[+7] u/Disc0Disc0Disc0: Breaking: Trump says even though we had a love tap with Iran today, he believes a deal will be made tomorrow.
[+6] u/Highway_Song: I’m not scared of no Hanna Montana virus.
[+6] u/DaBirdLawyer: 65 QQQ 700c’s expiring tomorrow. Pray for me
[+6] u/No-Illustrator-7537: tomorrows pump is just going to be ridiculous
[+6] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: The Dow is no longer 50000
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: What happened today? Market was damn green in the morning
[+6] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: lol everyone saying bers cooked, WE KNOW it’s been green for the past 5 weeks stfu
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: Every company gets a 1trillion market cap this year as fed prints enough money to swim in
[+6] u/Fancy_Goat685: I want a refund on my degree. I never learned that ceasefires would include missiles launched and blowing up things and killing people.
[+6] u/Castopliani: I hope none of you have the hentai virus
[+6] u/friedbymoonlight: Crazy week. Lots of winding and unwinding, leveraging and deleveraging. Tomorrow shit is gonna go down, and by down I mean up. Unless it actually does go down, but either way, shit’s about to go down.
Fuk thetagang!
[+6] u/oouncolaoo: Can we get one day of down?
[+6] u/Slabbed1738: Taco bell if taco bell didn't make anything, and had no money
[+5] u/According-Page8618: wtf i checked qqq futues they were -0,4%, now 3 hours later theyre +0,4%? shits so funny lol
[+5] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Alright sandisk back to 1500
[+5] u/Chance-Albatross7809: dont let it stress u
unless ur old and are gonna retire in the next 5 years then id sell it all and freak the fuck out
[+5] u/dabblesest: Are the bers yapping again? I sure hope so, I love when those destitute dweebs get cocky.
[+5] u/grantern2: I might load up on calls tomorrow. Heavy. No way spy is going down, right? What could seriously bring the market down right now?
[+5] u/PaperHandsTheDip: When I said I yolo, I meant I yolo forever.
[+5] u/Dawnoftheman: I’m so confused is the war over or not
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: The TSLA bulls did good good job
[+5] u/Big_Instruction9922: wtf is up with the pumping? Tesla is nuts now.
[+5] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/Seadog98: Oh you expected it to keep ripping straight up?
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: PAJAMA TRADERS PUMP THIS
[+5] u/mousepop321: Praying to every god SOUN gos up on some miracle
[+5] u/AdvisorOdd1938: Full port calls at open.
[+5] u/TheOriginalBushToad: Just putting this out there; Moderna started working on a vaccine for Hanta virus 2 years ago. Now, a cruise ship infected with it just let people go. Yolo on MRNA. This is your chance...
[+5] u/palindromic: who got sounded by SOUN
[+5] u/PoliticsIsDepressing: DA BEARS ARE BACK!
Explosions in Iran.
[https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/liveblog/2026/5/7/iran-war-live-trump-says-deal-with-tehran-possible-israel-bombs-beirut](https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/liveblog/2026/5/7/iran-war-live-trump-says-deal-with-tehran-possible-israel-bombs-beirut)
[+5] u/callsonreddit: Bleeding in AH because Iran war may continue?
[+5] u/sylntnyte: SPY calls .5DTE (noon calls, 3pm puts, bash my head against a wall)
[+5] u/Archie1677: putting the red in reddit
[+5] u/DICK_STUCK_IN_COW: VIX not going up because it’s counting on a taco
[+18] u/Christiano97: We started bombing Iran again and spy is heading for another all time high 💀 you genuinely cannot make this shit up
[+16] u/Fearless-Mongoose566: So if it weren't for the ai bubble this market would basically be in free fall?
[+15] u/WallStreetBoners: They’re still shooting ceasefire rockets at each other?
[+13] u/KundaliniVibes: Here’s the brutal reason they keep pumping it higher and higher:
It’s not about accumulating more dollars. It’s about owning everything. Every time they print money and pump asset prices, two things happen: 1. Real assets get more expensive — houses, stocks, farmland, businesses. The masses get priced out. 2. When the bubble eventually pops, they’re positioned to buy those same assets back at fire-sale prices using the same printed money. It’s a continuous wealth transfer machine. They inflate → middle class loses purchasing power → assets concentrate at the top → crash → they consolidate even more ownership. Rinse and repeat. At this level, money itself becomes almost meaningless to them. The game is ownership and control. They want to own the productive assets of the entire planet while the rest of us rent everything from them — our homes, our data, our time, our attention. The endless inflation isn’t greed for more dollars anymore. It’s a deliberate strategy to turn the entire economy into their permanent serfdom machine. That’s what they’re doing. It’s not about having more. It’s about owning everything while the rest of us own nothing. And they’re getting very, very close to that goal.
[+12] u/BenisSpaghetti: Guys. I'm no gay bear, but this is just what currency erosion looks like. Stocks, houses, food, labor all going up. Of course the market is green. Flip the axes. It's just USD is falling when measured in SPY.
[+10] u/Unlikely-Evening2919: Bears got trapped again...
[+9] u/TheRealJohnOptions: imagine we get a banger "its a great day to buy stonks" tweet tomorrow
[+9] u/Haunting-Window-5125: Its so funny that the farther away a deal actually seems the more inclined the market is to believe the rumors lmao. How many months will it take to be like "oh shit this actually wasnt a quick 2 week resolution"
[+8] u/the_jedi_are_evil: Remember, stocks take the stairs up and the elevator 👇
[+8] u/WallStreetBoners: Been in San Diego all week. Honestly, pretty mid.
[+8] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: Holy shit 21% Canadians here 🇨🇦 No wonder lots of sensitive people
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Hanta spread by eating ass.
[+8] u/These-Shoulder8017: Its all booming because everything costs more.
[+8] u/music_is_gud: Fun fact: it already is
[+8] u/ClaudesSexBot: Realizing there's a degen with 10x your position
[+7] u/baadllama_ghost: we got 3 years left at best
[+7] u/NiceOwner: Rivian going bankrupt lmaooo
[+7] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: *She's a 10, but she's 10 - J. Epstein*
[+7] u/chimera240495: One more ceasefire and we pump to 800
[+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: We're now living in the post-bear world. ✅
[+7] u/Loose_Stool_12: Eating Wendy's chili on the toilet is a choice.
Doing it in their restroom with the door open is a flex.
[+7] u/cowboycookie1337: Bro we are fucking flying tomorrow, let’s go
[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: Imagine thinking the market would ever go down lmao
[+7] u/Freedom-Of-Trades: Actual UFO disclosure is imminent. I guess winning the war 28 times has lost it's luster
[+7] u/GhostHashira427: Dont play the earnings. Instead, buy leveraged shares the next day.
[+7] u/BenisSpaghetti: #1 out of 10 dentists recommend just sucking dick instead of brushing. - Benny Spaghetti DMD
[+7] u/soapchewer2: I felt safe with my calls until I saw everyone here screaming about calls and almost no bearish posts 🤔
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: So software companies aren't entirely replaced after all. So AI turned out to be just an expensive gimmick when it comes to improving productivity
[+6] u/AuraCollecter: Just wait till the morning bolls
[+6] u/sentient_bott: Thought futures were up 1% based on the comments in this sub
[+6] u/GhostHashira427: Yall keep buying ‘the dip’ and I’ll identify as a boomer and buy up the cheap SaaS. Call me daddy.
[+6] u/PrestigiousDealer399: SPY to 740 tomorrow?
[+6] u/Zeppu: The bear market is over.
[+6] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: why is everything green? someone fill me in. i dont have internet at my mamas house
[+6] u/IHaveInflatableShoes: Need to find the next SNDK
[+6] u/Dis_shite_rite_her: Futes going green. Bears are pissed.
[+5] u/Mean_Yesterday_7981: Jersey mikes is lucky they don't have a stock. Just tried it again after a bit because last time it felt small. This time its still small. I don't want to buy a sub that doesnt fill me up. Never going back
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: holy shit this place is regarded
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: Felt good selling QQQ at 600 just before the war. Now I feel dumb
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: Switching from 0dte to 1dte+ got me feeling like Warren Buffet
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: Bears think this is a game 🚀
[+5] u/meatbag2010: My oil short begs to differ
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: “Ceasefire.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means”
[+5] u/BenisSpaghetti: Speaking of the stock market, I asked your mom for her location and then used a compass and a map to bust in her direction.
[+5] u/Sampson2003: Some trash earnings after hours
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: The classic Tomahawk love tap 🤷
[+5] u/Tini-: Of course it is. Might even gap up for no reason at all. You’ll never see it gap down but it will definitely gap up.
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Will IREN goes back up 30% tmr?
[+12] u/DownSyndromSteven: How many more pandemics till we get something cool like zombies
[+12] u/TickTockTaudit: AND MY PUTS WOULD’VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT…….IF IT WEREN’T FOR THESE MEDDLING RELENTLESS FUCKING PUMPS
[+11] u/HonestScar7176: Omg I just realized that we are about to be packed to the gills with a bunch of infected hantavirus Europeans for the World Cup.
[+10] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: 80% of the people in this thread are broke losers.
[+10] u/Altair82: -.3% day and bears are shit posting like cock roaches that scatter when the light is turned on
[+8] u/Heineken_500ml: \-1% tomorrow you heard it here first
[+8] u/GreenGameboyColor: My gf told me about how she left her husband after he shared his profits with her 😂
[+8] u/BeaverSack: The market can remain sexy, much longer than you can remain horny
[+8] u/DownSyndromSteven: What happened to monkeypox, I’d rather die from a silly named sex virus
[+7] u/Spear_n_Magic_Helmet: paying my bills with half stock
[+7] u/plzplzplztendies: We went from bat to rat in 6 years bruh.
[+7] u/zin3d: Bulls are more intelligent than bears
[+7] u/27onfire: Why the fuck is the sky always falling on reddit? Why does everyone think the world is ending.
It is so fucking tiresome.
[+7] u/patticus88: Yeah was up \~1500 but ended the day -394 from chasing
[+7] u/Ok_Interview_5809: Well that ruins my bird watching vacation to the Argentine landfill been waiting all year for that
[+7] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Why is sex work still illegal? All I see are whores in the corporate world.
[+6] u/pinkerton_gov: Always pumping for no reason
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: PUMP for no reason, we buy for no reason
[+6] u/dogefool88: No power in the world can stop 740 tomorrow
[+6] u/bklotrgoblet: Can I sue a stocks for going down?
[+6] u/Dry_Bar_4965: As a bear, HOW DOES THIS MARKET KEEP GOING UP.
Every time I try to short it just rallys back up.
I might switch to being a bull
[+6] u/literallyaPCgamer: Lord, how many times will I break my own rule of not buying short dated options, and definitely not buying puts.
[+6] u/qx2: Don’t worry about up or down just enjoy the vibe trades
[+5] u/tootnanner: They’re so smart and lucky
[+5] u/XxVarolzxX: Everyone being all doomer and afraid has me thinking that we’re just gonna keep hitting ATHs every week
[+5] u/Heineken_500ml: BERS LAUGHED AT ME LAST NIGHT FOR HOLDING PUTS
BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW I'M ELITE BER
TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY
[+5] u/King-Doge-VII: We blowing the top off tmrw breh? 🫃
[+5] u/Thebaxxxx: Its truly impossible to comprehend even the slightest bit, what it feels like when everyone is gone. Im talking family and friends, all gone. You might *think* you can imagine it. But you cant. Ive wondered if that is the moment where money would cease to buy happiness if it becomes apparent that any future friends made from that low point are there only for money. Its a little different, i think, when you know its about the money, deep down. I know there are many who never experience companionship where money isnt at the forefront from childhood on up - likely why many CEO's never stop working. There came a point in history where a person could grow up in a family and community where "love" and "loyalty" became defined by money only. Ive had a taste of this myself, and its a different kind of love - 100% conditional, like you arent really a person to them, only a tale of success and money. No success = no love for now. I dont think those people are even capable of any other kind of love, even if they tried, just wired different.
[+5] u/MenagerieAlfred: I’m starting a band called “love tap”
Who’s in?
[+5] u/mightychicken64: i had rklb and soun calls
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: It kinda sounds like they can’t read tbh not joking
[+5] u/ozarkabottle: the only thing that can save my puts is hantavirus
[+5] u/iBoughtYourCar: I didn’t realize how prevalent using a prop firm was lmao
Like please just save your money and invest that way
[+5] u/AirportMaterial5917: coreweave's wig snatched
[+5] u/bronfmanhigh: have u seen the afterhours candles lmao
[+20] u/drytexterfinalboss: BREAKING: Foreclosure filings jump to six-year high as rising property taxes, insurance costs and debt strain U.S. homeowners, per WSJ
In a non clown market this would be pretty worrisome. 🤡😂
[+19] u/PulIthEld: we need a new internet that is technically difficult to use to prevent retards from sharing their opinions
[+15] u/skymagic: WSB is it's best on unhinged days 😎
[+15] u/Prestigious-Rough-72: But they can afford soap
[+13] u/4Rascal: Will our grandkids talk shit on us for not fixing the world and removing all these known villains clearly destroying the people and the planet, just as we do the boomers?
[+13] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: Bought calls and random stocks on my watchlist, not going to check my portfolio for a month wish me luck 🍀
[+12] u/ThiccAssConnoisseur: Friday is just the week’s power hour
[+12] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Today was the bottom, holy jesus fuck
[+12] u/Big_Argument_8601: In 1989 they thought we'd have flying cars by now. Instead we have 14 subscription services and I still can't find the show I'm paying for
[+10] u/NotRobotNFL: Additional love taps taking place
[+10] u/BeepBoopDep: Lmao you know some bears saw spy at 729 and started calculating their gains, only to wake up to -99%, as is tradition 😂
[+9] u/skymagic: 99% of this sub still uses Truth Social alerts instead of Axios alerts 🤣
[+9] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: Get in pussies. It's going higher.
[+9] u/JPowTheDayTrader: Tomorrow is the last trading day of the week. Depressing.
[+9] u/Useful_Donut6789: Nuclear strikes followed by an alien invasion
Spy: +0.75%
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Just need enough money to buy a house with an alligator mote
[+8] u/throwingitanyway: friday is the worst weekday because it's the last day before the market closes for 2 days, very sad time
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Bers have shit clumps in their fur
[+8] u/Neel_Crashkari: Hentai virus making the frogs straight
[+7] u/bigartoctopolis: 738 & 704 tommorow for spy & qqq
[+7] u/Iunatic: Am I the only one who doesn't understand the neocloud (CRWV, NBIS, all of the other crypto miners) business model? Spending $5 to make $1? Lol.
[+7] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: Yeah but you can date relatives in Florida so you have more options.
[+7] u/Plastic_Ostrich897: I just read all 7,000 comments so you don’t have to.
Verdict: We pump tomorrow and forever to Valhalla
[+6] u/ChipWong82: Big Bear AI, Soundhound AI, C3 AI are all garbage companies.
[+6] u/WordsHappenedHere: Any bears in here still tracking cruise ship cases of diarrhea? Are you using Excel? Remember you know diarrhea but CoPilot knows Excel. Use it to your advantage.
[+6] u/seanws30: Bought calls today and of course it drops. Guess I'll try again tomorrow
[+6] u/Mahrez-: Anyone noticed IREN’s earnings? Trash
[+6] u/samwehl: It’s gotta suck being a reasonable bear knowing everything is fake and ghey but nobody cares stocks just keep going up as usual
[+6] u/Equivalent-Coat-7605: Let’s get that blow off top then crash!
[+5] u/STONKLEAPS: What are the odds we intercepted the only cruise ship with the new virus.
[+5] u/yeahyoubored: say it
Mmmmmmmarket
Mmmmmanipulation
[+5] u/Baytwink2: If we confirm hantavirus as the next global pandemic and we think it might kill a significant percentage of the global population I'm going all in on semiconductors
[+5] u/Bapu_: since when did we start to care about wars
[+5] u/TheMeta40k: I will sleep poorly with my calls
[+5] u/Parking-Area4090: #Never wrong, just early & also wrong
[+5] u/Williamnguyen62838: BREAKING NEWS: WAR IS CANCELLED
[+5] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: that jr developer that vibe coded the auto ban feature should be fired
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: Soundhound has shafted me
[+5] u/PinealTone: Msft going up while the indexes drills?
Told you guys this is a utility grandpa boomer stock not a tech stock.
Put msft in XLU etf and take it out from IGV.
[+5] u/fknbtch: show's over back to ATH
[+5] u/TheMeta40k: If spy would go to 740 tomorrow I would be so happy.
[+19] u/DryBicycle5629: This is it for me guys, I’m quitting options starting today. I will be uninstalling robinhood and Reddit both today. This is the end of my 4 year journey, this place has made sick to my core, ngl I have had good times and both bad but overall grinding for money here with you guys made me lose touch with reality, I have become a person that I no longer recognize. I want to be happy, and I think the kind of happiness I’m looking for, doesn’t come from money. Good luck to you regards, I hope you find what you’re looking for.
[+18] u/CluelessTennisBall: Market goes up 30%. Bears: *crickets*
Market goes down 1%. Bears: LOL THAT'S WHY I STAYED ON THE SIDELINE BULS R FUK GONNA GO KISS MY UNCLE ON THE LIPS TO CELEBRATE
[+12] u/SlyCooper007: Are we gonna have $10 gas? Cause it feels like we’re gonna have $10 gas.
[+9] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Small pullbacks into huge pumps lmao
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: Monitoring the situation
[+8] u/Dangerous_Bed_6785: Pumping all the way back to ATH on zero volume
[+7] u/Uutsc2019: down to last 10k due to being a bear throughout the week. committing to buying 0dte SPY 737C in the morning because i genuinely can’t think of a reason why it would be red.
[+7] u/After_Working_6499: One more 10%er from micron that’s all I’m asking for
[+7] u/Eclectic_Beer_Tap: I got a great idea for a company. All we do is CapEx - nothing else. WDYT?
[+7] u/Then-Wealth-1481: When bear hunter is pretending to be an American top must be near lmao 🇺🇸
[+7] u/mylowerbackhurts: the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay retarded
[+7] u/kemar7856: Coinbase laying off 14%
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Fellatio receivers checking in
[+6] u/sylphvanas: Fuck you jizzing bulls and your fake ass pump
[+6] u/Montyprice7206: Just wait till life after 2026 🤌😭
[+6] u/xeuropa: Cute rally, but we still haven’t heard from that little mom and pop shop called NVDA
[+6] u/IT_KID_AT_WORK: Is it normal to want to ropemaxx after losing most of your port this month
[+6] u/jrh01fc: With the Canvas hack today I think cyber security is gonna pop tomorrow
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: First hantavirus case detected in Israel.
I don’t know how to feel about that headline
[+5] u/KingRog85: The war is already priced in. Let the strikes and pumps roll higher.
[+5] u/zestykite: Why we green ? War over again ?
[+5] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Don’t worry guys, these are just ceasefire strikes…
[+5] u/Thunder_Nipples: Bourbon tonight, straight up.
[+5] u/brucekeller: Found out that Dubai-style chocolate refers to a combo of pistachio cream and some crunchy ingredients that was made by some shop in Dubai in 2021. Tik Tok actually is what ended up making it go viral.
So yeah, if you wanted to know, now you sorta know.
[+5] u/Bulky_Cartoonist_110: i have puts but i doubt this “war” will cause any real drop
[+5] u/account-names: Captain obvious, why is it in bold?
[+5] u/I_am_Nerman: Wtf does the market know? Missiles flying across the gulf and oil is dropping. Guess we'll all be in electric flying cars before eoy.
[+16] u/orcus133: This comment section is my main source of world news
[+15] u/Ill-Assistance7767: Breaking: Peace talks hit obstacle as US officials realize 🥭 has been negotiating with a bearded bodega owner, not the ayatollah
[+12] u/A55BAG: IRANIAN MEDIA ACCUSES AXIOS REPORTER OF MARKET MANIPULATION
IRGC had puts 🤣
[+12] u/illinformed-will: ''Nuclear launch airborne''
SPY : + 0.82%
[+10] u/LeftBullTesty: This is a fake premarket. A very fake premarket. Some people are saying, very smart people, traders, tremendous traders, some of them here this morning, they’re saying it may be the fakest premarket we’ve ever seen since liberation day
[+10] u/Fit_Ad_8173: I am convinced that there could be nuclear war and we would set new ATHs on Spy
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: Hantavirus spreads, Iran is attacking every and anything remotely related to a hamburger, energy prices are skyrocketing, and the debt of the American economy has surpassed its total economic output
So a light +5% open today and consistent green until the end of the month.
[+9] u/LeftBullTesty: BREAKING: THE UNITED STATES AND IRAN DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER
[+9] u/Dear_Respond4522: How long til somebody dies trying to fuck the wrong kind of robot
[+8] u/UnivalveX: - reports that US fired missiles at Iran: +0.2%
- reports that peace deal is near for 6 weeks now: +2%
[+8] u/Ill-Assistance7767: day trading is as easy as ABC
**A**lways
**B**uy
**C**alls
[+8] u/Visible_Ad6287: Excited for tomorrow, loaded up on todays recession
[+8] u/UnivalveX: anything below +1.5% is literally a red day now
[+8] u/a_human_21: I'd like to announce that I am staying with you here for another 3 years as a bagholder
[+8] u/SetRestart: Free my homie the Strait of Hormuz
[+8] u/PositiveToe2761: Fml had to liquidate an account to pay moms medical bills. Still chillin but fuck life. Actually pissed. No handouts calls take me vanhalla
[+8] u/strip_club_dj: President Trump says he's been briefed on Hantavirus.
"It's very much, we hope, under control."
"I think we're going to make a full report about it tomorrow. We have a lot of people — a lot of great people are studying it. It should be fine, we hope."
That's reassuring.
[+7] u/LeftBullTesty: i need help understanding how bers can look at a chart, see green for weeks on end, and still press the “buy puts” button. what do u gain from it
[+7] u/Ill-Assistance7767: ceasefire still in effect, heavy on the fire light on the cease
[+6] u/coloredzebra: Inshallah...The Bulls have rescued my 1DTE calls 😂
[+6] u/habfranco: Beatings will continue until morale improves
[+6] u/Slow-Information-847: Indian news channel says Iranian are parading to celebrate the IRGC attack on our navy, something wrong somewhere.
[+6] u/ecoburner87: US gov is pumping it
[+6] u/Inevitable_Estate459: I expect a massive sell off today before close. Who is going to hold over the weekend when they are already shooting each other again?
[+6] u/Ashamed-Second-5299: Netflix wiped me the f out
[+5] u/Ill-Assistance7767: there is no war, a ceasefire is in place :D
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Florida is worst place for dating. Fuk this shithold swamp
[+5] u/AprilsSecretAccount: Alaska Can Resume Killing Bears to Protect Caribou Herd, Judge Says
[Alaska Can Resume Killing Bears to Protect Caribou Herd, Judge Says - The New York Times](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/us/alaska-bear-killing-caribou-hunters.html?unlocked_article_code=1.g1A.Tq1D.DZ_E5GDzXHMV&smid=nytcore-ios-share)
Bulls delighted.
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: Great, i just sold my hantavirus calls last week. Every fucking time.
[+16] u/pussinbuuts: We survived the semis bear market of 2026
7 May 2026 - 7 May 2026
[+13] u/pussinbuuts: semis: best we can do is one day of red
[+12] u/ArcDogRob: Iran: “ceasefire has been breached”
Mango: “relax, guy”
WSB: “pawp it”
[+12] u/pussinbuuts: Yesterday: sell semis buy software
Today: sell software buy semis
Literally one circlejerk
[+11] u/Dust-Sea: Mango plans to keep poking the Hornets nest but he doesn't want things to flare up. He wants it drag on to manipulate markets to fill his pockets, while keeping everyone distracted from the files.
[+11] u/Matt6453: How is it possible that an entire day of trading can be undone by low volume out of hours trading?
[+11] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: I only buy things that are green at aths, red tickers are too scary
[+10] u/PaladinBen: If you still don't understand why the market keeps hitting ATHs, literally just look around you. This sub alone could keep institutional money afloat with the loss porn it posts.
[+10] u/Concept-Plastic: SNDK to the fucking moon
[+9] u/River_Sandhu: I was a bull, turned into a bear, then to a cautious bull. Long road ahead but the recovery already feels good 🙏🏾
[+9] u/Initial-Magazine2169: That euphoric feeling when the stock you own recovers 2% after a sudden 20% haircut.
[+9] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers were love tapped
[+8] u/lordbell21: Back to ignoring oil when it goes up, and pumping when it goes down
[+8] u/Appropriate_Gap_5503: !banbet SNDK +12% 4d
[+8] u/Khanfidant: No chance they let it go red into the weekend, calls free money as always
[+8] u/bols_are_cooked: The debt exceeds GDP for the first time since WWII as gas and grocery prices approach record levels across the world. Sounds sustainable.
[+8] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: RKLB pumping lets go
[+8] u/Happy-Champion1661: \+1% is the new flat
[+7] u/XOGPlayerOne: BREAKING NEWS: THE US HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY BEARS
[+7] u/Rodriguezboy1: DRAM casually gapping back up to near ATH 🤣
[+7] u/Kru1zer: The micro dip already bought up completely regarded market
[+7] u/rollinhating: How can every talk be going very very good, for 6 weeks?
Every talk better than the next, but they dont know who to make a deal with..?
[+7] u/Capt_Chickenpox: Money really doesn't have an alternative place to go it seems
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers defeated by overnight pump AGAIN
[+7] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/goldenlamp: QQQ green day at least 1-1.5%, red day -0,12% 💀
[+6] u/djklmnop: Bro has this thread on audio dictation. Still catching up from April news.
[+6] u/psymeariver: Why do I even try shorting this market? I might as well just give up and DCA SPY for the rest of my life. RIP, my hopes and dreams. 🥀
[+6] u/Smooth_Ferret8081: All these doomsday talk here. Futes is not even close to being red
[+6] u/Hot-Pop-3250: I refuse to stop poasting even if only ten people see it
[+6] u/Lost_Jellyfish_3574: Bears this morning celebrated too early
[+5] u/billabusfinley: Am I the only regard left who thinks the eBay deal might actually go through
[+5] u/SpyRuinedMe: Apparently you can’t say certain words on here. So yeah. New account
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Congrats all overnight SPY callholders! 🥳🎊🎉🍻
[+5] u/D1finalboss: 🗣️all the real moves occur outside market hours
[+17] u/Born_Chocolate9295: Mango will make a deal with hantavirus today to send us even higher
[+17] u/KeyReaction892: Iran just seized oil tanker in the strait. Unnamed sources at the pentagon report it was to find a neutral ground to commence peace talks
-axios
[+15] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: I don’t fear losing. I fear not winning.
[+14] u/Acceptable-Prune3943: Good news: no capital gains tax. Bad news: no gains.
[+12] u/CerebrumMortuus: I'm starting an OnlyFans so people can watch my portfolio get banged live
[+11] u/CalRippedken: Back from my week ban for calling bers the g word. Weak ass reddit
[+11] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: CNBC running a segment about employers being ok with employees working side gigs. Yeah mf it's so they can justify not paying you more.
[+10] u/FabulousLanguage6216: IRAN SEIZES OIL TANKER OCEAN KOI - TASNIM
Market pumps on this kind of news. What evidence is needed to realize how rigged all this is. Too big to fail
[+10] u/Red_V_Standing_By: I don’t trust premarket anymore
[+10] u/Bcider: We are so fucked. Whoever times the big sell off is going to make bank. Shell reported we are over a billion barrels short on global supply with that number increasing day by day.
[+10] u/TreGet234: Buy in may and then buy even more in may.
[+10] u/kaapooj: I asked for capital gains but received capital punishment.
[+10] u/Kingmusk420: Seems like MU is back to its schedule program of +10%.
[+9] u/marawki: did mango promise another deal being close of getting a closure? this market man...
[+8] u/housemouse431: i need to see at least 2-3 consecutive low volume red days in a row before going big on any entry at this point. way too hard to keep entering at this inflated otm prices on calls.
[+8] u/Competitive-Water944: # FRIDAY MORNING COCK INSPECTION
[+7] u/Tadikif: Listen guys..its all about the ENCHILADA " Everyone Needs Calls, Hedge Into Leveraged AI Degeneracy Again" trade, and this is why we have the BURRITO trade "Bears Usually Run Rapidly Into Total Oblivion"
[+7] u/_pout_: I played 1 DTEs like mad on TSLA yesterday and was +1300 then -2400 then ended at 0.
I worked hard for that 0.
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: The day I sell TSLA it moons 10%
[+6] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: How is destroying the future jobs of our youth so bullish man, I’m all in on stocks but what the heck
[+6] u/AusConsoleGamesLFG: PLACE YOUR BETS HERE REGARDS about your future workplace Wendy's earnings in the morning
Result will be??
Plus 15%+
Plus 10%
Plus 5%
Minus 5%
Minus 10%
Minus 15%+
[+6] u/TripleChen_LLC: First reaction unemployment numbers will be SPY 738 - 740 then drops to 725…..but inverse
[+6] u/soulbro97: Bers really down bad 😂✌️
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: I am really upset because my drunk trade ideas have a disgustingly high eturn rate when looked over the last 14 months
[+5] u/Paincoast89: imagine holding a put overnight
[+5] u/Shroomboom420: When I went to bed futures was mad red, now they are green. Is war cancelled again or back on?