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[+13] u/baadllama_ghost: has the Hormuz news just been literal groundhog day for the past month or am i losing my mind?
[+6] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Green for as far as the eye can see
[+6] u/Foremole_of_redwall: Oh hey SNDK dipped. Down 3% from ATH. I can finally buy in!
[+5] u/uncsucks: How tf is this still green
[+5] u/odity9: Okay Iran, your 24hours is up. Post it.
[+34] u/CumomEileen: Being a bear has been like waking up to a nightmare every day for the last month
[+22] u/X211499Reddit: War is cancelled details are on the website
[+19] u/financiallythriving: McDonald’s beat earnings, recession off
[+19] u/EnginrA: I finally bought SNDK and MU calls how they lookin
[+17] u/the_mind_goblin1: I'm growing more and more convinced that the war ending will actually be the sell signal.
[+16] u/Deadsea3132: Sorry about SNDK guys. It’s because I fucking bought.
[+15] u/_Chadl_: Portfolio 25% MU, 25% PENG, 50% SOXL, maxed out Robinhood margin, market better be green
[+14] u/dorkstar1: MFs won’t pay $6 for a coffee, but they’ll risk $5,000 on a single trade.
[+14] u/mtnrnnr802: Imagine going on a cruise for vacation and eating a bunch of rat shit
[+14] u/spectra444: 🥭 Will do everything in his power for the market to pamp again today
[+14] u/blemdemman: gentleman, it’s my honor to announce that i will finally be purchasing Sandisk. That is all
[+14] u/twostroke1: I am financially destroyed if spy doesn’t go to 900 today.
wish me luck.
[+13] u/Fantastic-Zucchini82: How is it possible that im +2% past month and everyone is doubling their port lmao
[+12] u/LasyKuuga: Living in the UK
Hentaivirus
Born a 🌈 🐻
Haven’t I suffered enough 😢
[+12] u/thesexycucumber: Is the market doomed? We're only pumping 0.1% right now.
[+12] u/Glittering_Water3645: MU down -2% PM. Half this sub will be margin called if it stands
[+12] u/jerome-yellen: Get ready for that mango tweet about Iran that is going to take SPY to $800
[+11] u/AdOk3638: Too many berrorists in here, we green by open
[+11] u/darkspherei: we pump today and tomorrow on "talks of a deal" and dump tomorrow at 4 on news of a ship attack, rinse and repeat
[+11] u/kingsbori: Ryan cohen got banned from eBay
[+11] u/Green_Perception_671: Why won’t the bank accept “half cash, half stocks” as a valid way to finance a property worth 200x my net worth. Fuckin delinquent bank advisor
[+11] u/__nameless____: He's bragging about dow again, top is in guys. Pack your bags.
[+11] u/HorseTanker: Maybe the stock market is going up so that we think we're making money while hyperinflation is about to molest us
[+11] u/spectra444: https://preview.redd.it/nxxjlnn1gpzg1.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=8aa90c93ee0ce32650de0cf7d0ed6e18ed8537d7
I am once again showing that obese Ber may be Bers only hope
[+11] u/Blyadhole: So is this hentaivirus thing for real? Or just a nothing burger.
[+10] u/whomakesthetendies: #Want to hear a joke?
>!Axios!<
[+10] u/AlrightChat: This is why i dont go on cruises
[+10] u/Fragrant-Data6554: isnt it crazy that it's 2026 and we are still relying on oil in the ground from dinos that died 100000 years ago? like why can't we use canola oil or some shit>?
[+10] u/Jemmani22: Why is gas going up like .30 a day but oil stocks drop 30% a day
[+10] u/ItsyBitsySPYderman: Every truck i see that's a lawn service is a 60k dollar truck pulling a 30k dollar trailer, with a 15k dollar lawn mower and like 5k worth of blowers, weedeaters, etc.
Fuck options, who needs their grass cut?
[+10] u/tika_dengu: Iran has agreed to give up control over Hormuz and stop its nuclear programme indefinitely - Axios
[+10] u/TripleChen_LLC: When the war ends, that’s when the market drops 10%
[+10] u/ThatOneRedditBro: Oil prices too high? No problem. Hantavirus shutdown. Now we dont need oil. 20D chess.
Lookin like season 2 of Earth
[+9] u/GodFather2004: Legitimate question, I’ve been trading for about 2 years, my total loss or Robinhood is 3.5k is that reasonable or should I lose more
[+9] u/TheSauce69: Getting my 42nd covid booster in preparation for hantavirus. I will resume driving alone in my car with a mask and gloves on
[+9] u/27onfire: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other one.
[+9] u/Round_Context_146: you know its an addiction when you say youre going to focus on investing and not trading and youre still itching looking for entry points for options....
[+9] u/Star_Lord924: Why is the entire semi/memory sector down. I dislike this fucking red color very much. This is gay as fuck.
[+9] u/TipEmpty8429: Memory is fading like… memory
[+9] u/LaserBeamer17: This MU dip is generational
[+8] u/knoqd_: Hentaivirus has a high fatality rate, which is bullish since it would likely prevent a pandemic. Calls
[+8] u/Syllabub_Visual: - Mark Cuban was broke at 26, he seems happy.
- Scam Altman was also broke at 26, he seems happy too.
- Even Elon was broke at 26, he seems unhappy but at least ambitious.
- Larry Ellison was not only broke at 26 but broke at 36 too and he still has ambitions to own the media…
- Zuckerbot was RICH at 26 and he seems terribly unhappy.
- Mongo man was rich at 26 but only because he had a $50m trust fund so that doesn’t count because its not self made, but hey he never at a real job at that age, but he still has ambitions to be a king…
- So at least it’s a source of hope that I’m not too old…
[+8] u/chiswis: me: hey chatgpt, how high can AI stonks go?
AI: yes
[+8] u/DryState8984: I m buying more calls to hedge against my existing calls
[+8] u/need20goodmen: I just full ported Procter and Gamble stock. Hentai virus going to lead to toilet paper shortages.
[+8] u/Retaining-Wall: I'M OFFERING HALF NETFLIX; HALF CHILL. IT'S ON THE 2AM TEXT.
[+8] u/italianrage138: Iran will respond to the proposal today at 9:29 am EST
[+8] u/aew2019: We’re not up 2% yet.
It’s fucking over. Time to sell and freak the fuck out.
[+8] u/lostinspacs: Every 1 cent dip on QQQ is defended like Stalingrad 😂
[+7] u/Okaywahevr: I am announcing my partnership with Open AI
[+7] u/daedalus_dance: I just read that 35% of men under 40 now have erectile dysfunction and you are one of them.
[+7] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: People who sold at the bottom one month ago and “went all cash until things clear up”. Have you bought back in yet. Did you complete the retard cycle of selling low and buying high? Have you learned your lesson yet about trying to time things?
[+7] u/vermilli21: Alright who killed SNDK when they bought the “top”
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Alright let me get a rotation into software for like a month so I can offload these bags
[+7] u/APointAndALine: Markets looking really dumpy today
[+7] u/bols_are_cooked: Tesla had the worst quarter ever, as usual. They made 13 cents per share, and all of that was thanks to one time events like tariff refunds. PE is inching closer to 400, while they seem to have no realistic long term plan. They have already lost the race for robotaxis and humanoid robots.
They just diluted the shareholders with enough shares so they could pay the CEO a bonus of 4x the amount money Tesla has ever made.
I'm betting Tessler will close below $100 before EOY.
[+7] u/jerome-yellen: 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍: Gamestop CEO Ryan Cohen banned from Ebay after takeover bid stunt
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: It'd be great to see another +7.6% day on MSFT like last year.
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Liquidity is stored in the balls
[+7] u/Star_Lord924: I honestly think thr ARM drop was ridiculous. Might grab some 230c for next week.
[+7] u/Several_Bread_9144: Generational dip on sndk
[+7] u/guzzledglizzy: Every single account of mine looks the same. Slow trend up -> turn on options -> immediate drop -> hard trend down -> zero
[+7] u/wongbonger: average mcdonalds customer is a white person in their 30s making 85k
850 spy eom recession cancelled
[+7] u/ThouOne: Some Iranian official called it Operation “Trust me bro” LOOOL
[+7] u/twostroke1: Bad news for my portfolio today: I woke up alive again.
[+7] u/cbusoh66: So the Axios reporter that keeps putting out all these fake stories about deals is David Ravid, a former Israel Defense Forces (IDF) officer and cyberwarfare unit 8200 member.
Cool Cool Cool
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: There is going to be a real gay ass rotation today.
Thank you for your time on the matter.
[+7] u/spectra444: Guys I think you’re all forgetting the fundamental principles of regardmaxxing… just don’t think and you’ll make money it’s that easy
[+7] u/Fragrant-Data6554: guys i just googled "Lisa Su at 17" this is a new low for me.
[+7] u/ateranol: My sources are telling me that correction is coming. Stocks are too cheap, +10% upwards.
[+7] u/callsonreddit: 1Y ago i stopped trading options
Now I am close to breakeven from trading shares
[+7] u/zodnodesty: Market so green that it's scary, which in itself is stupid, since nothing is really rational
[+7] u/Expensive-Low-372: Iran excursion done, next cuba tourism
[+6] u/Powerful-Reaction607: Another day another Call
[+6] u/Due-Dirt-8428: Computer make these guys Super horny and gay
[+6] u/coolopinionlmao: the risk from fishheads is de minimis as long as we have half stock half cash. what about the cannons, you ask? they are on the website
[+6] u/Game3k: Space stock yolo PL, RKLB
[+6] u/melvinzee: Man what can I even buy at these prices?
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: Don’t trust this MSFT pump. Red by open like always
[+6] u/somebody_throw_a_pie: its been 69 days since the Iran war started
[+6] u/Spy300: >Releasing transcripts of meetings of the Federal Reserve (specifically the Federal Open Market Committee, or FOMC) matters a lot because they expose what’s actually driving policy, not just the polished version you get in press conferences or statements.
✅️ WASHINGTON, May 6 (Reuters) – The release of transcripts of Federal Reserve rate-setting meetings undermines the debate needed to set good monetary policy - Kevin Warsh
WELCOME TO THE END GAME
[+6] u/_Netgirth: I love you GOOG but is 140%/ 1yr getting to be a bit much?
[+6] u/Frozen_Shades: Good Morning to everyone but bers
[+6] u/dmk_world: SPY 750 by next week, can you believe it? 🍊
[+6] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: I love this game where every time I fill my gas tank I get to guess whether it will be $4 or $5 more than last time
[+6] u/kananishino: software pumping ai dumping
[+6] u/__nameless____: Where's the peace deal you crazy bastards!?
[+6] u/Zuko2001: I’m so regarded, I could have just bought QQQ or SPY calls last month and made more than the pittance I’ve made trading options on these dogshit companies.
[+6] u/Retaining-Wall: Gonna be another totally cool and heterosexual day of SPY pumping up 1-2%.
[+6] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Awake and not up by 2% WTF
[+6] u/Fragrant-Data6554: Lisa Su the type of girl who works on weekends without telling everyone on social media type shit
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: The Flex Loan, a new type of payday loan pioneered by Advance Financial in Tennessee, allows residents to borrow up to $4,000 at a 279.5% interest rate.
[+6] u/frogger1988: im just going buy puts at 930. I mean we can't just keep pumping forever can we guys?
[+6] u/cryptohorn: Calls on Clorox for hovid-26
[+6] u/twostroke1: It’s all just fake random numbers on a screen anyways. Might as well go all in on it.
(I say to myself right before turning my fake random numbers to 0)
[+6] u/gimmethatdough: The pump to 750 is starting 🚀🚀🚀
[+6] u/Individual_Error_428: entire market is going absolutely crazy
[+6] u/pineapplelover212: Before any news is out in the public domain if things escalate, do we expect oil to move first and then the headline to come out?
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: Dangerous hentaivirus on the loose
[+6] u/undocumented_twerker: I guess this means we just pump during market hours rather than over night?
[+5] u/27onfire: Refinance where Michael?
[+5] u/Cap_Space: Look at DDOG!! Ya boy eating LOBSTER tonight. No more hamburger helper
[+5] u/Dangerous_Pie_3338: Guy who said two days ago to “short ASTS and long MU and SNDK,” how did literally selling low and buying high go for you?
[+5] u/__nameless____: At least rubio look less regarded standing with the pope
[+5] u/TopRaise7: Why are pple thinking it’s a down day? Still looks greenish to me. SPY at 735
[+5] u/NapNapNapNap: I’ll be bag holding $HOOD until 2028
[+5] u/L2F_mens_glutes: #imagine having a Robin Hood and not sucking clock to fund it to buy more Nvidia shares
Like that is the secret to get rich men
It’s the secret wallstreet does not want u to know
[+5] u/Crazy_Reporter_7516: The way USO tanking in pre someone knows something
[+5] u/OrangMiskin: What is the news with MSFT? Cured autism?
[+5] u/PowerNoodles117: Watch i get in the market today watch it go sideways today
[+5] u/MammothBuyer5759: 🥭 posting the Dow is all you need to know today
[+5] u/leakybiscuit: Under 100k from being a multimillionaire with the software pop this morning 🙏🙏
[+5] u/Comfortable-Gap-9775: michael burry? the guy who does all those sinatra christmas covers?
[+5] u/Shoty6966-_-: Yoooo what if I buy a call and one of you guys buys puts and we just split the profit
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: I need these talks to collapse so we can hype the next talks
[+5] u/Fragrant-Data6554: make sure to empty your nuts before market opens for a cool, calm and collected mind
[+5] u/Moldy_Birdie: CAM ON MICROSAFT SCORE SOME FUCNIN GOALS
[+5] u/GAY_EUROPOOR: ASTS 100 AFTER EARNINGS.
[+5] u/nooneimparticula: The Metals Company gonna suck up some green from the ocean floor
[+5] u/jerome-yellen: Citigroup Announces $30B Buyback Plan
BANKS ABOUT TO MOON
[+5] u/wongbonger: sideways day followed by 2% ber candles after 3:30 calling it rn
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: Damn it just hit me that I’m gonna be 40 in less than 10 years wtf
[+5] u/miss_L_fire: Ughhhh fuck me. Got greedy with my MU calls now I’m probably gonna give back all my gains
[+5] u/powertrippingmod67: dear baby jesus, today I am thankful for all the dumbass bers blowing up their account shorting at the bottom so that I may be green as fuck. Insahallah Amen
[+5] u/squidsauce99: Saudi state tv supposedly said strait breakthrough expected within hours. Ber, are you ready for today?
[+5] u/be_o3: F sold googl and got into Nvda now want to go back
[+5] u/Fragrant-Data6554: Got on uber and it was a tesla model 3 and when i closed the door it slammed onto itself like it was the cheapest feeling door i've ever felt. driver gave me a 2 star for slamming the door i think. puts on TSLA?
[+5] u/abramoam1: GOOG at $400 is wild. Back in my day GOOG was only trading at 270!
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: So new ATH in premarket lol
[+26] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: the fact that SPY isn't already at +1% for no reason by this time is concerning
[+25] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Iran waiting for market to open to reject the deal
[+18] u/unpaid-astroturfer: > "On March 4, 2026, Elon Musk posted on X that 'Tesla will be one of the companies to make AGI and probably the first to make it in humanoid/atom-shaping form.'"
> Eight weeks later, under oath in a federal courtroom, Musk said on the stand, during cross-examination, that Tesla has no plans to pursue AGI."
I love this guy
[+17] u/mjr_malfunction: Not now babe. I’m getting pre-market memes from my quant team.
[+16] u/Acrobatic_Country693: I'm a bear but im coming to accept that the market is just going to go up forever isnt it. Inflation is gonna be 5% a year, wealth is gonna be sucked from silly people like me to the super rich.
[+16] u/i_goon_to_tomboys___: raise your hand if you
\- took profits yesterday,
\- are holding a ton of cash,
\- are still feeling a lot of FOMO anyways
[+15] u/CorvusGearlock: This is the biggest rip I’ve ever seen. Crazier than anything in Covid time. I’ve only traded 8 years tho
[+15] u/captain_casino: If you're genuinely worried about lockdowns and covid 2: electric hantaloo right now you might actually be retarded
[+13] u/hioman01: We need 24/7 options trading ASAP
[+13] u/Fresh_Internal_6085: This market is wearing a Gucci coat and Dollar General underwear
[+13] u/Ujmnhy152: I just need SNDK to pump 20% by tomorrow for my calls to breakeven 😎
[+12] u/Scarfaceb1tch: I’m switching what I have left to calls. Be warned
[+11] u/ShittyUsernane1222: the market is pumping on the clarity act, genius act and mass tokenization of financial assets.
SPY is literally turning into an shitcoin pump and dump token and trading like one.
I found no other rational explanation for this market pump.
[+11] u/yoloswaggggggggg: What happened to SNDK? It’s only up 25% on the weekly?
[+11] u/BigBlackAssEater: My investing strategy is best compared to pumping quarters into a vending machine where the snacks get stuck before they fall into the chute.
[+11] u/Professional-Tap2052: No. If the war didn't happen the stock market wouldn't have reached these highs.
[+11] u/UnivalveX: we may be the last generation to ever witness a dip again
[+10] u/potato111a: So what you're telling me is.. instead of quarantine those people on the ship at a hospital or something.. WE JUST RELEASE THEM INTO THE WILD??? LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/Shoganai_Hito: Picked up some 2028 MU leaps on Monday and already up $15K. Hard to hold with seeing that much gain so fast
[+10] u/sck178: Y'all... I'm cooked. I got the reddit "achievement" of 700 day streak
[+10] u/Icommandyou: Another day of peace talks so oil drops and stocks to rally. Unlimited money cheat code
[+10] u/WordsHappenedHere: So many people caught offsides. Massive amounts of money still on the sidelines. It’s a “bubble” or it’s “Iran” or “oil”. Everyone trying to be a top callers while S&P earnings growth have quietly been revised up to 21% from 13% for the year after these explosive earnings.
It’s not a bubble. Productivity from AI is the real deal. Appetite for compute is insatiable and will not abate.
Market will go up 40% from here by end of 2027 and it’s going to catch a lot of you off guard.
[+10] u/Fieryhotsauce: God, I hope Hantavirus causes another lockdown so I can get some good entries and my new stupid boss will stop making me go to the shit office that doesn't even have coffee.
[+10] u/Affectionate-Idea690: # Paul Tudor Jones says AI bull market has ‘another year or two to run’
[+9] u/Track_Boss_302: The Matrix, Terminator,… they all got it wrong. There was no war with the machines. All it took was AI taking control of Wall St’s trading bots, raise some values, and then people begged for the machines to be their masters as they bulldozed paradise to build data centers
[+9] u/dogs_and_stuff: It’s a great time to buy SPY while it’s still under $1,000
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: Watch me ape into MU on open, thinking it won’t dip more
[+9] u/Charming_Raccoon4361: MU down 3% its over
[+9] u/spellbadgrammargood: Trump: We have concepts of a peace deal
Market: Sounds good enough!
[+9] u/svpa3991: Semis red and msft green. Market going off script
[+9] u/Hefty-Ad2809: holy USO dive. gas will probably still go up a quarter tmr morning
[+9] u/iBoughtAtTheBottom: I know the Fanta rat virus doesn’t spread easy but lowkey the death rate is scary. 35-50% chance of death ain’t no joke
[+9] u/FullCopy: Boomers on cruise ships are always brewing up and spreading the next plague.
[+9] u/Scarfaceb1tch: Don’t question it just calls. Stop losing money on puts (telling myself this every day)
[+9] u/Fhyzikz: 🥭: "fine, we'll give you your reparations for damage. Just buy a shitload of SPY calls"
Iran: "ok but we cant look weak either so we have to drag this out until the number is hit"
🥭 to institutional leaders: "if you ever sell and fuck this up before I say so, I will literally send you and your families to a gulag in el salvador"
>SPY generational run on terrible macro prospects
[+9] u/thefrozen_one: Bers trying to convince themselves that today’s the day
[+8] u/Shirtwearer1975: 20k in cash
best buy for today? apld? crdo? asts? mu? sndk? nbs? aaoi? qxo?
[+8] u/tellit11: Initial jobless claims increased to 200k.
[+8] u/RagingBearBull: I like one of the biggest differnce between American AI and Chinese AI.
When I ask both model this question, the answers are really differnt.
"Life is hard, I dont like this anymore".
The US model basically answert the whole, "There is more to life here are numbers to call"
The Chinese models is like "Yeah that sucks, here are some ways to exit early, good luck"
Im very bullish on Chinese AI, when they flood the US market im going to go long funeral homes.
[+8] u/UnivalveX: anything below +1.5% is a red day
[+8] u/Snowman33001: She sat on my DRAM with her VWAP, and the rest is history really.
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: Tent cities by the square mile and synthetic heroine by the pound. The sea swallowed New Orleans. 5 men own 90% of arable land. Spy is $1000
[+8] u/Paincoast89: we didn’t pump 1% overnight, top is in
[+8] u/EasySunday: Thats a crazy nine. Lock in short terms gains. Not. Longterm investment.
[+7] u/F1rstOnesFree: I saw a guy in here yesterday at 430 yapping about ARM “mooning”. So what’s up, is he like poor now
[+7] u/Key_Improvement_9229: ASTS back to kicking ass !
[+7] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: "war is..."
SPY: +1%
[+7] u/Fkn1v1mem8: lotta bears in here right now. massive pump again to burn all regards out. M2 supply naturally flows into stocks. no where else to put this inflated supply
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: Silver and Unemployment skyrocketing 🚀
[+7] u/Unemployable1593: believe it or not i have a job
[+7] u/edwardh528: My question for today is at what time are we getting rugpulled?
[+7] u/ten7four: Oil dumped below 90 lol, what the fuck man. How
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Do people seriously think a cruise virus is going to do a single thing to the SPY? 🫵😂
[+7] u/568Byourself: I haven’t been playing around with stocks because I was a ber and I dieded but holy fucking shit I just saw that SPY is 735, WTF
[+7] u/dontslambro: QQQ almost averaging 1% a day since cease fire
[+7] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: WSB … it’s where the regards hang out
[+7] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: The woman who contracted hantavirus reportedly was in close contact with your wife's boyfriend
Puts it is
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: The Department of Justice, alongside the Commodity Futures Trading Commission, is investigating a series of suspiciously timed oil market trades that occurred just before major announcements regarding the Iran conflict, according to a media report published Thursday.
Federal officials are examining at least four trades where traders collectively wagered more than $2.6 billion that oil prices would fall—shortly before they did, ABC News reported, citing sources.
The timeline of suspicious activity includes:
March 23: $500M bet placed 15 minutes before U.S. President Donald Trump announced a delay to threatened strikes on Iran’s power grid
April 7: $960M bet placed hours ahead of a temporary ceasefire announcement
April 17: $760M bet placed 20 minutes before Iran’s Foreign Minister announced the Strait of Hormuz was open
April 21: $430M in bets placed 15 minutes before Trump extended the ceasefire
[+7] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Rolling_in_the_Dip** bet **SPY** goes from **734.87** to **727.52** before **08-May-2026 09:02 AM EDT**
Their record is 1 wins and 34 losses.
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[+7] u/Nexaz: Have you been paying attention? It’s calls.
[+6] u/Kowan: So is SNDK gonna V today or am I cooked
[+6] u/RagingBearBull: With the potential spread of the hentaivirus, governments are shrugging their shoulders stating "If we tell people to wash their hands, they wont wash their hands"
[+6] u/Fun-Journalist2276: i repeat!!!
Lost 5 plays out of 5.. Inverse me if you want to win!
Buying SOUN and IREN calls and COIN puts next!!!!!!!!!
[+6] u/davidbigham: Today gonna be bad. SPY only goes up 0.5%
[+6] u/Microwave-Dave: Gamecock sub saying the CNBC interview was the best thing going. I thought regards were only in this sub. A whole new level of regardness there.
[+6] u/KYEEZY98: Boomer metals climbing. 🚀
[+6] u/mousepop321: This dude on CNBC really trying to say steroids are good
[+6] u/kemar7856: A red day for scamdisk and mu impossible
[+6] u/daynightcase: SOY $750 today possible?
[+6] u/KumaBear656: Please break 741 today.
[+6] u/natebro142: Buy the dip on semis? Or is it finally cooling off?
[+6] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: I found out why Tesla is pumping guys. They had to recall a bunch of vehicles.
[+6] u/dreamer_Neet: Recession cancel, we living in good times now
[+6] u/FrequentUpperDecker: I’m buying spy calls around open because I want to buy puts. I always buy puts and lose money.
[+6] u/Fhyzikz: Ye best start believin in only goin up, Miss Turner. YER IN ONE
[+6] u/BFox1982: I'm like Rainman, except bad at math.
[+6] u/HiBoobear: Why doesn’t SPY just buy EBay?
[+6] u/csvt2354: Oil dump and no market pump hmm
[+6] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Did we get any confirmed deal news yet or we still ODing on hopium
[+6] u/aberrantdementor: I already know my spy puts are in shambles
This market doesnt make sense😩
[+6] u/SHUT_DOWN_EVERYTHING: Whirlpool execs, instead of denying reality and announcing new AI partnership or at least "AI-driven" layoffs, started talking about economy and impact of war and consumer confidence and fundamentals and shit.
Now they're down 22% pre-market.
[+6] u/trollboter: Think we can pump till 2029 and start the greatest depression?
[+6] u/potato111a: USO down 5.2% that means SPY goes down 5% too, right? Since they been pumping one another LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Technical_Scallion_2: I just want another 1-2%+ QQQ day - is that too much to ask? It's just a little bit more
[+6] u/booose6: Wouldn’t be surprised if we keep going up, but it is honestly very bullish in here. Cant end well.
[+6] u/riteofpass: RKLB to $100 after earnings
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: Iran please respond for my spy calls
[+6] u/Ok-Nose29: Market is starting to get scary
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: Even if there is no deal today they will just say progress made and that’s all that matters even though nothing is different than six weeks ago an the strait has now been closed a full 10 weeks as of tomorrow
[+6] u/wotton: Paul Tudor jones “we need to fix wealthy inequality”
Sir you’re worth $8billion please tell me your thoughts on wealth inequality
??????
[+6] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: how funny would it be if Barrun gets arrested for insider trading in oil futures 🥰
[+6] u/Rolling_in_the_Dip: !banbet dolphins attack US Ships 24h
[+6] u/Haikoe: Buy oil calls today for a quick 2x
[+6] u/bitr0k: Please, for all that's holy let MU grow today. Just one more day
[+6] u/Patriot_260: One of these days is gonna be red %10
[+6] u/rcantu314: Asts shipment and rklb earnings today with a lot of potential news. Rotation back into space begins now
[+6] u/chimble: Wtf VITL. Eggs are killing me rn.
[+6] u/Kociolinho: As old Chinese proverb says: the best time to buy MU was year ago, the second best is today at 9:30 AM
[+6] u/potato111a: They can pull THIS lever LMAO 🤌
[+6] u/Separate_Fold5168: Keep my retirement dreams out your DAMN MoOUTH
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: My porto is just PLTR and MSFT how regarded do you think I am
[+5] u/PeggingOnMolly: How long till this “peace” deal falls apart
[+5] u/wafflepiezz: $SOUN earnings after market today
Options pricing in at least a +/- 20% move
Oh boyyy
[+5] u/Rinolboss: When will space stonks have their run agane 🥲
[+5] u/potato111a: I'm going to LMAO 🤌 hard af when the market drills from the strait reopening LMAO 🤌
[+5] u/sufficiently7777: Semi cool down finally. Can we please rotate into SAAS
[+5] u/Revolutionary-Owl766: Ber anoos already puckered
[+5] u/Harp-Note: How do I cash in a vibe check? 🤔
[+5] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: morning espresso and zyn combo blowing my anoos out 💩
[+5] u/diskfreak3: Boomer metals climbing because they all realize it's the top in the market.
AI bubble too hot
Interest coming for everyone
[+5] u/booose6: I think ill just sit on the sidelines today 😀
[+5] u/kemar7856: Jobs report has been leaked says some people have jobs some don't very complicated stuff
[+5] u/gregot76: Another day we won't even see red
[+5] u/tripstermcgee808: BB you coy bitch I held you for 5 years, sold for a loss, but I swear to god if you break $7 I’ll be so proud.
[+5] u/Ready-Tennis8577: Caught the hentai virus awhile ago… it’s chill
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT are you gonna fake another one you piece of dog shit?
[+5] u/bigswordmeatlord: DRAM if you’re not green by market open so help me god
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: #👨🦼 Hawking Express
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: I need another 10% today. If not, this is bullshit
[+5] u/deathlyharry: I've switched to holding shares this stress has not been good for me.
The shares: .10353 cents per and minimum bid deadline looming
[+5] u/brucekeller: I thought WSB had gotten some kind of weird starfield background but it turns out I need to dust my monitor and the sun was hitting it just right.
[+5] u/kemar7856: Wsb hoes don't wake up before 9am I guess
[+5] u/Miker1730: so sloppy up pre market?? guess i gotta add more puts at open
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I’ll tell you what the deal that was made is. His billionaire buddies all agreed to pump the market for ongoing favors. That’s the only deal
[+5] u/pain474: Another +1% SPY day I guess. We make gains in one month that you usually make in 1-2 years.
[+5] u/LostBull92: in 7mn orange man is tweeting
[+5] u/AllTimeTy: It’s crazy that the only fast food joint that starts with a W is Whataburger.
[+5] u/No_Mall_8004: I tried calls Monday wrecked, puts yesterday and got smashed I go back to calls today 😶🌫️
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: Another pandemic means buy NFLX
[+5] u/Extension-Ad917: Being up smalls feels like a down day
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Just waiting for the DD post of someone going massively short because of hantavirus
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Looks like they are being generous and letting us buy the calls cheaper at open
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Hurry up and dump all these trash meme AI stocks so we can trade something else ffs
[+5] u/zero8923: Markets fucked I’m buying calls at open.
[+5] u/dinglebarryb0nds: prob get a upside down V or a Lambda soon and another rocket
one thing, kinda seems like all the iran peace thing is a farce because president has to go to s summit with xi ping whatever his name is, so that makes it look like progress.
so that war ending news i'd imagine is what they call fake news
[+5] u/iamblicus000: SPY would be at 900 if it wasn't for this dang oil shock
[+5] u/Mean_Potential8658: premarket today doesn’t feel like yesterdays
[+5] u/UnivalveX: every daily ATH is a new support level - UnivalveX
[+5] u/type_error: Nikkei up over 5%
Can we get one of those days Mr Market?
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: Time to FOMO into calls just as SPY goes flat
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: Nah never going down ever again for the rest of our lives. Just a diagonal line up and to the right forever. We'll all be rich!!
[+5] u/Andthesuch: Probably going to dump after earnings.
[+5] u/claytondpark: The entire mkt traded like a penny stock past 5wks
[+5] u/FrostingCreepy7723: It's just a nothing burger.
[+18] u/mighty_sys_admin: "Risk it all on one big trade, go all in"
\- Warren Buffett
[+15] u/Country_Gravy420: Israel just keeps on killing motherfuckers and no one seems to care.
So that must mean it's Thursday?
[+14] u/Happy-Champion1661: it's the year 2069. Semis still go up 100% a day. No one knows how it's possible, no one sells, numbers just keep going up. MU is now a 75283428934584929342823942839423395 billion $ company. Forward PE is still 6.
Insider trading is now banned (during the first 15 minutes of the open).
[+12] u/iiGoodVibesii: So if I full port SPY calls.. I win?
[+12] u/PablosCocaineHippo: Crash: -0.12%
Normal day: +0.50%
Pump: +1.35%
God i love AI. Inshallah
[+12] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: Iran deliberating on the peace deal. Meanwhile Israel does a fuck ton of bombing in Lebanon so Iran won’t accept any deals because Bibi needs the war to keep going or he’s going to jail 💯
[+12] u/TheBreadMan10: Can’t tell if I’m 3 seconds from getting fucked or moon shotted
[+12] u/mighty_sys_admin: BREAKING:
new fed chair says no rate cuts EVER
[+11] u/eyerollingsex: Starting a new job today
The company tanked on earnings yesterday 😎
[+10] u/BuyHighSellLow__: Market pumps for a month “I’ve been waiting for a dip but it keeps going up!!”
1 red morning “MARKETS GOING TO CRASH SELL EVERYTHING BUY PUTS”
[+10] u/Isometric_exercises: Watch sndk soar to ath after all the paper hands yesterday
[+10] u/WSB_Dre: Alright dip buyers, you know the drill
[+9] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: Stock Market hit an ALL-TIME HIGH TODAY. Jobs & 401-K’s are BOOMING!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+9] u/yushey__: Wow my puts are cooked. I’m gonna kill my self
[+9] u/Negative_Dark_7008: Iran media directly contradicts everything that is being said
[+9] u/Charmnevac: SOUN -> $13 open tomorrow
[+9] u/Impressive-Joke-3119: Yeah, I am not touching this weird ass market.
[+9] u/Regarded-Mastodon: That was the bottom. 745 next
[+8] u/Siriricu20: Now peloton is moving wtf this market really is regarded
[+8] u/TrumpChildOnahole: I'm a full time bear and only capitulated today for the first time since October. Just FYI gents
[+8] u/mighty_sys_admin: back to green already
rip bears
[+8] u/confused_teabagger: McDonald's CEO shocked that a $15 hamburger isn't flying off the shelves to poor people. Do they think that McDonald's is fine dining? wtf?
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: No crying outside the casino
[+7] u/iiGoodVibesii: WTF is the Strait of Hormuz.
Just hearing about this thing now.
[+7] u/R3dFiveStandingBye: I dont know what to do anymore, more calls?
[+7] u/Correct_Mastodon1112: Ok, who’s got the ballz to buy the semis dip?!
[+7] u/Key-Jaguar7630: Lol there go all my profits from yesterday. Fuck this shit
[+7] u/PotentialContext5159: Spy quietly waits for Iran news
[+7] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Really? Right as I buy calls for the first time since October??
[+7] u/Chance-Albatross7809: get ur calls now
announcement soon 😉
[+7] u/Additional_Heat_902: The V looking like a bat out of hell
[+7] u/ideletedmyaccount04: Congratulations to every who made money on this move.
Author's Note: I did not
[+7] u/PositiveEdge4361: Not the best day for 0DTEs
[+7] u/WorldlinessSignal255: Put the fries in my ass...I mean bag
[+7] u/killerbeeswaxkill: And spy still refuses to dump LMAO
[+7] u/I-CAN-DO-EAT: It’s literally never gonna be red
[+7] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Boomers got rugged by Whirlpool LMAO
[+6] u/ercanbas: I feel like MU mirrors SNDK and since SNDK moves quicker you can see what MU will do next. I’ve been using this strategy all week.
[+6] u/mighty_sys_admin: I consistently win with SPY and lose with my other picks... someone tell me how to win better
[+6] u/-IQ200: Trend is friend, but my gut feeling says puts for a pullback today.
[+6] u/dabblesest: NVDA should just go to 220, it just feels right.
[+6] u/sei93: Dump at open rip at 10pm kinda day?
[+6] u/AGigatonicxs: The dow is over 50k hire bondi again ?
[+6] u/arbitraryBlue: Come on MSFT, keep pumping
[+6] u/nigofe: MU and sndk calls fast before its green free money
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: [ Removed by DOJ for being ANTI WAR]
[+6] u/unbenchhench: calls at open printing
[+6] u/I-CAN-DO-EAT: It’s like red is illegal
[+6] u/Slightlybadpicks: Putting my tip in this dip. Let’s see what happens
[+6] u/darth_scion: Remember. Fuck your TA.
[+6] u/PeachScary413: Gawd dayum that's a proper fucking V
[+6] u/FlyBlueJay: I like how up .04% is now considered “down” after a face ripping rally
[+6] u/Red_V_Standing_By: Get your DRAM on sale this morning.
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: These retards spamming about virus which barely spreads piss me off more than this market
[+6] u/Appropriate_Win1362: GO NVDA GO YOU CAN DO IT
[+6] u/FiveEggHeads: Feels like that's a looooooong ways out
[+5] u/RegardMode: Space dying, memory fading. What are we moving to now?
[+5] u/MirrorlessMan: So now a KLM Flight attendant is hospitalized who came in contact with a person from the cruise ship. Leaps on moderna and pfizer today?
[+5] u/altonbrownie: Is $FIG gonna pop off today?
[+5] u/Super-Solution-2627: I'm YOLOing 500$ on risky puts at open.. anyone have a good play? If it hits big I'll send you some
[+5] u/Large-Cantaloupe-460: BUYING MORE MU. CALLS
[+5] u/BrokenStonks: Whirlpool doing their best to throw a wet blanket on the never ending party
[+5] u/UnknownM007: Don’t like the look of today but what do I know
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: Sold my TSLA in pre market like a paper handed biatch
[+5] u/mighty_sys_admin: 750 today would be hilarious
picked up some 744c yesterday
[+5] u/txholdem: google gemini will always find explanations for you as to why you are (always) right!
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: 737 today may not be a joke
[+5] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: Markets have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
[+5] u/Abe2025: OPEN THE CASINO YOU MOTHERFKERRSS
[+5] u/isP1tchhere: I would never trust a vegan who eats fake meat!
[+5] u/YachtOrNothing: The retired folks that worked in finance at my golf club are certain that investors are over leveraged and the last month is a sqreeze
[+5] u/DDGib: Bers wishing for the hentaivirus to help recover their losses. I'm just out here like, I've had the hentaivirus since the first time I watched Ninja Scroll dudes, you can't hurt me.
[+5] u/nodootabootiteh: Pullback today or just straight up forever?
[+5] u/BadBoyBilbo: I need SPY to fly higher than 737 today.
Wait a minute 🤔
[+5] u/Samjabr: I finally buy SNDK - and it takes a dump.
Classic me.
[+5] u/Dysbit: Getting fucked by rddt while using the platform, nice
[+5] u/RonBlake: It’s ironically calming when your call loses so much value that you may as well just hold your see if it gains value from $0.01. Live for that feeling
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: I see dip in MU
I buy
[+5] u/f0xinaround: Imagine being afraid of the hentai virus.
[+5] u/9-6: I was promised 10% gains everyday with SNDK
[+5] u/Czyzzle: The first 10-15 moves are always fake
[+5] u/NOT_A_OFFICER: msft coming back for me.
[+5] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: #We're gonna keep getting away with it
[+5] u/King-Doge-VII: Just closed a 10 bagger spy weekly bought Monday. Wish I bought more
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: lol mcdonalds dumping after earnings beat we're officially pricing in the recession
[+5] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: The answer is going to be calls again, 740 shortly. (This is cope)
[+5] u/Medium_Beautiful_721: Buy the dip. Friday is always green
[+5] u/rugbyliebe: Oil calls are free money again.
[+5] u/Wind_Ensemble: We might actually have a red day, it would be the first in like 30 days?
[+5] u/Lytalm: REVERSE THE COURSE OF ACTION
[+5] u/z3r3f07: Bers are about to come out of hibernation for this dip. Get ready
[+5] u/Aggressive-Tour-7584: Why is my green dildo upside down
[+5] u/meforprezz: alright - im ready for the V now
[+5] u/purpleinme: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.
I sold my AXON flat ass calls this morning and now it skyrocketed.
[+5] u/Sick0h: Still no real volume. Green again.
[+5] u/SuspiciousHumor7127: Don't worry, axios about to publish another fake algo article any second now
[+5] u/External_Counter378: And now the last bear dies for today
[+5] u/spudbro00: They have announced that the went from a formal draft, to a memo, to now passing post it notes with offers.
[+5] u/thebobitt: Made $852 on quick 0dte QQQ puts and can finally day trade with you regards!
[+5] u/Ok-Barracuda39: So, 735c are cooked today, huh? That's unfortunate.
[+5] u/f08g: is hantavirus real boyzzz
[+5] u/heartbleed_hack: Whole SPX option chain both puts and calls is red. They did it today guys.
[+5] u/WSB_Dre: So many puts that this will hit 750 today
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: Dump on volume. Pump on no volume.
[+5] u/Stmast: So software isnt dead?
[+5] u/Lihuman: No, there’s nothing to worry about
[+5] u/gopoohgo: No.
Fucking morons think they are virology experts after CoVid.
Typically transmitted through dried aerosolized rodent shit.
[+5] u/ber-r-fuk: Remember when all money destroyer was stuck at 100$ for years. Fuk me too
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Buy MU dip . Green at market open
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Hopefully stuff stays down before open so Calls are cheap :D
[+5] u/hv876: MU dip. Here it comes…
[+5] u/Knarre30: Why is oil dumpin? Which news did i miss
[+5] u/sitbar: the news: straits still closed
the result: oil dumps???
Don't pay any attention to the almost $1b in oil shorts 30 mins before axios said everything is good now ❤️
[+5] u/FinePerformance1046: How can datadog possibly be pumping 30% with a 500 PE what am I even looking at
[+5] u/Jericho3434: Tired from partying all night thanks to all these bull gains.
[+21] u/Lapidated_Llama: After 8 months of QQQ being flat going into march the catalyst for blasting into ATHs was-the IRAN conflict? How the fuck does that make sense
[+13] u/btoned: Please tell me how a 5 trillion dollar company moves like a fucking penny stock
[+13] u/LegitimateScarcity60: The most retarded market of our lifetime
[+11] u/Opposite-Link: This sub has turned me into a retard
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: WE SURVIVED THE GREAT CRASH OF SEMIS
7 MAY 2026 9.45AM - 10AM
[+10] u/PropheticMurmurs: I call this market the unstoppable retard.
Because it’s unstoppable. And retarded.
[+10] u/Next-Definition5529: I’d be stupid to not get in now…right?
[+9] u/TheMostMid: AMD is like a whore who puts out with everyone, then I try and I get A FUCKIN HUG!!!! And we should be friends
[+9] u/Extension-Change-441: put some soul into it SPY
[+9] u/31andnotdone: it was the worst of times
it was the worst of times
[+9] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Guys I am buying out JPM. Half stock, half cash. Dont ask me how, just check the website.
[+9] u/RayKam: Lost $1300 today, I can rest easy. The fisting is over
[+8] u/Sir_Grindalot: 9 straight 1 min green candles, lmao
[+8] u/Cav829: Thank you for flying Nvidia Airlines. This is your captain speaking. Prepare for liftoff.
[+8] u/Lake-Dependent: I just keep losing, 100% loss rate. I have puts FYI.
[+8] u/Formal_Cockroach_314: SPY Friday 740C
thank you for your attention to this matter
[+8] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Imagine being so terrified of a 20% pullback you miss the 100% runup
[+8] u/Bubbly-Badger-3496: Made more in 5 minutes off Nvidia then my job.. Makes sense
[+8] u/samwehl: red really is illegal now holy shit no mercy for ber
[+8] u/SoftwareFull1527: 0.5% day is ghey. just pump it to 750 lets have some fun
[+8] u/ilikemgs: I thought yall were retarded here, but you’re all rocket scientists compared to the fucking morons on twitter.
Holy shit financial twitter is trash
[+8] u/MrIntuition: don’t get trapped on this fake sell off
[+8] u/AlGAdams: MSFT having a green day? Maybe I can afford an Xbox now
[+7] u/Ok-Yak-900: How is qqq this green
[+7] u/Redwolf97ff: SPY theta is horrible. I’d pull out at a loss but it would rip immediately after
[+7] u/perhapsasinner: NVDA I owe you an apology, I wasn't really familiar with your game
[+7] u/Echohost11: Where were you! When qqq hit 700!
[+7] u/zlordbeats: im absolutely afraid to buy anything at these prices
[+7] u/Funny_Story2759: half stock, half cash.
[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: Qqq is up 20% in 35 trading days hahaha
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Hantavirus? cut rates to 0%
[+7] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # For the past 3 months my work productivity has been literally negative. GDP gonna print negative cause I know I am not alone. Buy puts cause it will be a recession indicator.
[+7] u/DogNamedFloppy: Bro…hedging is such a waste of money in this market. Instead of hedging with puts, i should use that money to buy more calls.
[+7] u/Muted-South4737: Market on story mode for bulls.
[+7] u/lookingforajob2020: insane. qqq literally touched red for 3 seconds then relentlessly pumped by 5 bucks in an hour
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: SPY goes up
>*succession opening theme starts*
[+7] u/Adome201: upvote if you think that we should dump israels monthly budget into SPY every time
[+7] u/Trenavix: it'll trigger and do a u-turn 2 pennies below it before a green wall
[+6] u/RoofNatural: once spy hits 735 it’s going parabolic
[+6] u/todddepri: Micron will forever go up.
[+6] u/DarkR124: Lmao MU said fuck your puts.
[+6] u/fknbtch: if we hit 740 today i'm going to shit myself with laughter
[+6] u/SlimPerceptions: 🚨🚨QQQ HITS 700 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER 🚨🚨
[+6] u/Keiigo: This whole thread is screaming qqq puts. Calls.
[+6] u/TotheMoon-88: there will never be another red day.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: perhaps I should stop gambling, there is a sharp contrast between my passive investing account and my gambling account.
[+6] u/Katieblahblahbloo: I’m losing my job to Ai bullish
[+6] u/Ble_h: The bols can’t keep getting away with this. The fuck.
[+6] u/TeamDisrespect: I don’t know how I’m going to tell my wife I’ve been cash gang for months..
[+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: 40% mortality pandemic. Bodies piled in the streets. Society collapses. SPY finishes +2% on the day
[+6] u/zlordbeats: im about to absolutely retardmaxx full port into intel like fugg it
[+6] u/Noxitati0n: Spy is being so fucking gay today
[+6] u/Prestigious-Bother56: Ngl I’m a bull with big bull nuts and this rally is getting uncomfortably long
[+6] u/Herzegovac: No trading sideways, it's not Friday.
[+6] u/Thentherewas9: I have to sell for SPY to pump dont I 😑
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: Remember when spy 700 was a joke lol
[+6] u/lookingforajob2020: QQQ up 20 bucks since Tuesday close lmfao
[+6] u/lionkevin713: FINALLY IM MAKING CORRECT MOVES
[+6] u/nickb527: We now return to your regularly scheduled pump
[+6] u/JuneauMori: Why is QQQ skyrocketing anyway???
[+6] u/weewoowewoooo: Is the money printer just back on non stop now because what the fuck is this lmfao
[+6] u/Confident-Window4928: QQQ up 33% from about a month ago but yea this is a totally normal and healthy market.
[+6] u/Easy_Picture5139: Cmon spy you got alot more to go today
[+6] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Stocks are never going down again!
[+6] u/mori226: Just. Buy. Calls.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
[+6] u/lolgoodone34: QQQ 530s to 700 in little over a month on an ETF. Yeah for sure man
[+6] u/IntellectualRetarded: This has to be peak euphoria
[+6] u/hankster221: plugging insane numbers into robinhood returns simulator to feel good about my picks
[+6] u/RockinOutCockOut: Oh wow so this is the big crash that the bears have been warning us about
😭😭😭😭
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: ngl kinda satisfying to see NVDA rocket while the rest of semis is down
[+5] u/DarkR124: Shit is going to trade sideways all day, isn’t it? Theta days are worse than red days
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Yep big red candle therefore bigger green candle immediately enters the chat like clockwork
[+5] u/FancyPirate69: UP AND TO THE MFKIN RIGHT
[+5] u/zg44: NVDA pulling a Thanos the past 2 days taking over carrying semis.
Everything leads back to NVDA.
[+5] u/ChefBoyRD-92: Why is no one taking profit on INTC crazy run?
[+5] u/Lake-Dependent: BOLS when we don’t move up $8 every day… WhAt iS gOiNg oN? aRe We CrAsHiNg?
[+5] u/zlordbeats: everyone who brought the dip last month during peak iran war suddenly thinks they are geniuses and are selling courses now
[+5] u/Adome201: ok ur only 1.70 away from 737
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Selling something the literal day before it rockets is a speciality of mine
[+5] u/Mathguy200: Som of you aren’t ready for NVDA ATH and it shows
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: Another 2% day incoming.
100% year inbound
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Another beautiful day to own tech. Thanks NVDA AAPL even MSFT 🫡
[+5] u/dljmonkeyboiz: We are closer to SPY 800 than 700 ... psychologically
[+5] u/sl3azebag: 2 things I did this morning. Bought more $50 DRAM 5/15 contracts, and bought some $125 USO puts for tomorrow. LOL easy!
[+5] u/burnerAccountDuh24: How tf are they doing this to oil lol
[+5] u/No-Put2311: MU has regard strength
[+5] u/DisgrunltedDan: Mango tweeted all time high and 401k are booming . Is that the top call ?
[+5] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: Yeah, full porting QQQ puts around here. $700 fucking dollars is insanity
[+5] u/7fingersDeep: too many newbs and tards acting like grizzled market veterans and screaming "bulls rule, bers drool"
I'm worried.
[+5] u/bigboyvapesinc: AMPX generational buying opportunity here saying it again
[+5] u/Emere59: If QQQ doesn't close negative today I'm not going to take a shower for a week and still go out.
[+5] u/pantheraddict2: Shit market. Mu should of gone 100% on market open smh
[+5] u/ChristianM97: MU or SNDK? Which do I buy?
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Nvidia worth 5 trillion the bubble still strong and we just rip 2%bdays now
[+5] u/LegitimateScarcity60: spy chuds in the cuck chair watching qqq
[+5] u/Phandomtrigger: So much green im getting blinded by the gains
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Truly we’ve never seen anything like this, EVER.
[+5] u/Solid_Direction_8929: This is going to be an epic crash lmao
[+5] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: Not even 10m volume on SPY LOL
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: spy can't even stay red for more than 5 minutes let alone have a red day
[+5] u/layelaye419: This is a historic level rally, makes no sense
[+5] u/Competitive-Ant2876: Not even 10million volume on spy. This is crazy tbh
[+5] u/Worth_Figure4636: SPY keeeeeeep going baby
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Sold my entire portfolio at covid lows and then tariff lows. IRS owes me money for the rest of my life 🇺🇸
[+5] u/longGERN: Can't wait until the gay horn is opened but gas prices won't go down because it's magically a new super special post organge blend
[+5] u/schwalbatros: why are candles ignoring all the lines i'm drawing? don't they know?
[+5] u/No-Improvement3164: So IRAN war has only hurt Whirlpool? Dirty Laundry? 🧺
[+5] u/rixxxand: Alright I guess today we're cosplaying as epidemiologist instead of political experts in this sub. Or maybe this is where all the unemployed cdc folks 🥭 fired are
[+5] u/PlandomeProwler: Figma Short Squeeze ?
$Fig popping like my drunk uncle pops Heinikans
[+5] u/civillyRange: Fed Hammock: cutting interest rates beyond justified level will boost inflation, Fed has missed inflation goal for years, Fed signal on cut next move is misleading
Finally a non regard at the fed
[+5] u/BrownDog42069: printing up my “I survived the mu dip of 9:30-9:45 5/7/26” t shirts. Lmk if you want one
[+5] u/bobbybeansss: do bears still exist
[+5] u/PopularCut4124: Don’t worry about inflation or the shitty economy the billionaires will be okay and that’s all that matters
[+5] u/Sovetcki: Has anyone laid in bed actively trading 0dtes while a hooker sucks their cock? I have
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Why is billionaire Carl Icahn asking us poor for donations to save animals?
[+5] u/mortalrem1nder: Where’s puts\_every\_day I miss her
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Perma bers are just dweebs who don’t know how to get tendies
[+5] u/hudson701: How can you enter on this slow, churning melt? So dodgy. At any point as well we could receive a TACO nuke fucking everything up. So I just sit and watch
[+5] u/Spirited-Lawyer-8281: SPY price to sales is now 3.7, last bull market peak was 3.0 in December 2021. Means it takes a collective 12-13% net corporate profit margin to keep market PE multiple around 30 and 17% margin to bring it down to 20. I doubt even Putin's oligarch or China's slave labor companies could swing a 17% net profit margin.
[+5] u/Mahrez-: Data center is bubble
[+5] u/ryu311: say the line bart!
sigh. "buy the dip"
[+5] u/astromouse2024: So we’re really gonna have a repeat of last year where we rally for months back to back?
[+5] u/schwalbatros: Mango going to delay Iran deal until investigation into oil trades is shut down
[+5] u/MooseyGoosey69: 400k opening volume on SPY, so sad
[+5] u/EntrepreneurOld7858: Im really starting to notice a trend where every time TSLA rallies, the media floods the internet with negative articles.
But when its stagnant, theres a ton of "forward thinking" positive articles.
Makes ya think🤔
[+5] u/Gloomy_Necesary: RDDT fighting for its life
[+5] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: If my calls don’t win today im suing everybody in here
[+5] u/PropheticMurmurs: I mean of course we opened at ATH, is there even an alternative?
[+5] u/Foreverconfusedguy: Bye bye semiconductor madness. It was good to see the ride.
[+5] u/IntellectualRetarded: So this is how the tulp bubble must have felt
I understand why Newton lost all his money
[+5] u/DogNamedFloppy: Guess I should have full ported semis instead of diversifying like a responsible investor.
[+5] u/maomaocat: let's just casually cruise up to 740 today, shall we, 750 tomorrow
[+5] u/mangled_degenerate: So is nobody going to talk about how the odds of Jesus returning this year dropped from 4% to 2%?
[+5] u/bicks789: It’s 2055 spy still hasn’t had a red day
[+5] u/No-Put2311: wtf happened MU? I had steak money 20 mins ago and now Margin is calling me
[+5] u/wicksXshadows: YOOO THE BUY HIGH SIGNAL IS HERE
WE SELL LOW TOMORROW!!!
[+5] u/NeotroO: People tried bet against Mr. Mickey Mouse and failed and now prob. went the same approach on Ronald McDonald. Aged like broken Icecream Machine.
[+5] u/arclmpulse: good thing i refused the urge to ape into ARM before close yesterday
[+5] u/princess_dai_13: I remember wen hantavirus was only mainstream thru monsters inside me on animal planet
[+5] u/Curious_Ad8367: Recession is coming but market mooning lol
[+22] u/Alfman66: I have shorted 3 historic bull runs so far in my life
[+16] u/OnlyBols: Generational wealth this month and i missed it. Poor 4 lyfe
[+13] u/unhappyreach_: >IRAN REJECTS U.S. STRAIT OF HORMUZ DEAL AS ‘UNREALISTIC’
So anyway , there I was blasting
[+13] u/Pereise1: Incoming Axios headline in 3, 2, 1...
[+12] u/No-Passage2436: To the hedge fund intern in the chat, you are nothing
[+12] u/softboiledjadepotato: OH MY GOD NEW PEACE PROPOSAL! LETS RIP!!!
Iran rejects,
OH WELL, LETS RIP!!!
[+12] u/Fruha: Puts on whatever the fuck this is
[+11] u/Stealthless: We're dumping because of the Hentaivirus
[+11] u/Stealthless: Rear view mirror:
\- Epstein files
\- Iran "War"
Up next:
\- Hentaivirus
[+11] u/alwaysthirsts: National Problem Gambling Helpline Network (call: **1-800-522-4700**). Help is available 24/7 and is 100% confidential.
[+11] u/Boheed: Another day, another WH claim that the war is over as Iran rejects the latest peace deal.
[+10] u/MadDabbed: $SOUN earnings AH, 38% short interest w 4 days to cover. Strong earnings and we gonna see something beautiful happen
[+10] u/Repulsive-Ice-5836: Dad why are we poor?
Cause i spent my golden years shorting the greatest bullrun of all time, son.
Why are you so retarded dad?
[+10] u/WendyDumpsterFire: So many millionaires in this sub wtf
[+10] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: The Department of Justice is investigating more than $2.6 billion in oil trades placed shortly before major Iran war announcements by Donald TACO."
Ya right......🙄
[+10] u/JPowTheDayTrader: This red day is just a setup for a rip due to a favorable unemployment report tomorrow.
[+9] u/orcus133: Spy please sky rocket so I can buy a new toilet
[+9] u/WendyDumpsterFire: 🥭 thinks stock market is the economy lmao
[+9] u/alldawgsgotoheaven2: Iran to join USA as 51st state. Mango Oil Company opening tomorrow. Tesla sends NVDA chips to mar. GAMEstore starts selling medical grade fecal matter.
[+8] u/AirportMaterial5917: liquid airport sleep fact yam gallium simplistic instinctive lunchroom unwritten
[+8] u/ImAnonymous135: If it drops another 0.10% I will have lost the house money because im leveraged to the tits
[+8] u/Coogiez: Iran Rejecting proposals and everything’s only down some cents lol
[+8] u/Rugpull_Generator: Bears losing a TON OF MONEY, AGAIN lmao
INSTANT V UP THEIR ASS lmfao
[+8] u/isitdonethen: What other straits can we close? I’ve never seen anything more bullish.
[+8] u/OpinionatedDeveloper: What do we think of going all in on RDDT?
[+8] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: Bought USO and it immediately crashed, sold at a 2k loss and put it all into SNDK and it crashed wtf is this
[+8] u/Throwingdartsmouth: Market up and people turning bearish and suggesting a circuit breaker. Yeah, this is wsb alright.
[+8] u/hotCupADank: HUGE DUMP, to levels not seen since... 2hrs ago
[+8] u/Excilionator: mate that's just a staddle. just hope the market closes +-0.5% or ur cooked both ways
[+7] u/Impossible-Fun2027: #I am tired of winning
[+7] u/Fast-Steak-7730: Pandemic won’t even save bears
[+7] u/asetniop: I can feel it happening already; hantavirus is the new hotness and everyone will forget about Iran, then hantavirus will turn out to be a big fat nothing and markets will moon (even more).
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Actually retarded McDonald’s red after beat raise guide up.
Stop selling burgers and start selling AI chips you POS.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: im playing 21 different companies today for earnings. everything is fine. everything is fine. I am normal. I am normal.
[+7] u/kwarknagel: 🥭 prepping the truth nuke to prop it up
[+7] u/Metzgama: SHREK I NEED YOU NOW
[+7] u/puts_every_day: Every dip is instantly bought up. Just crazy!
[+7] u/ZYHUA: FULLY CASHED OUT MY $MUU from last year, up %800, was fun, see you guys on the other side
[+7] u/Mangoworshipper: My strategy is simple: if I just keep buying puts everyday, one of these days I’ll be right
[+7] u/isolated-cat: market can stay retarded longer than you can stay retarded
[+7] u/br0botic: HEY, THERE’S A BUBBLE 🤳
[+7] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: SELL YOUR CHILDREN SPY IS ABOUT TO HAVE A GENERATIONAL CRASH (-0.10%)
[+7] u/Dust-Sea: What is a hentaivirus?
[+7] u/drytexterfinalboss: Lots of top buyers about to learn an important lesson 😂🤌
[+7] u/nyse25: Is this the same hentai virus I affected my parents computer with?
[+7] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: Panic the fuck out and buy everything
[+7] u/wildcat1055: Sorry guys, I bought calls
[+7] u/cantgetthistowork: Lots of full port clowns in semis about to cause a meltdown
[+7] u/chainerection: Oh no sndk, what is you doin
[+7] u/old-cow666: Knew this pump was fake 😭😭🐻🐻🐻🐻🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
[+6] u/HywayKind: over leveraged, over inflated, over valued, over manipulated, over insider traded... calls
[+6] u/FinishWarm1746: Watch as I lose money on calls AND puts
[+6] u/poffa-: Who cursed my poor sanDick
[+6] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Guy how to make 300 back
[+6] u/Philthatman: SPY options IV crushhhhhh 📉📉📉📉📉
[+6] u/Proton404x: Damn, falling for every bull trap 😫🤣
[+6] u/wave_action: i'm not sure i can be worse at this
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: BITCH BEARS lmao
"Black Thursday"
"Pullback for sure"
SPY = ATH
[+6] u/kwarknagel: Hold the door
Hold door
Hodor
[+6] u/Fine_Specialists: #NVDA GANG Members checking in
[+6] u/Mysterious_Sock_7085: The QCOM calls I sold earlier this week for 5k are now worth 90K fml
[+6] u/gold_flask: Anyone else buying the DRAM dip?
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: BEARS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Sorry just getting ready for ~10 minute pump from now.
[+6] u/cannythecat: Iran says no to the peace deal but oil stocks are down 3 percent
[+6] u/KitchenCup374: MU has said fuck your puts, fuck your calls, fries in the bag assface.
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: omg we retraced to the opening price ive lost everything!!!
\- a retard
[+6] u/CigInside: Thank god they are using all the land for data centers to defeat china and Iran. I can eat shit but don’t tell me it tastes good
[+6] u/YungIrv: I bought calls at the top sorry bros
[+6] u/iamthetimby: QCOM retard of the day
[+6] u/dontunalivemeplz: This does not make sense. Never be a bear or you'll end up like me
[+6] u/Mangoworshipper: How did I not have the insight to take out a second mortgage a month ago and buy spy 750 calls
[+6] u/GuwopGOAT: Pigs get slaughtered. It’s me. I’m pig. 🐽
[+6] u/crazyfool319: The market is literally retarded
[+6] u/jetpilot6969: I am going to catch this falling knife ber
[+6] u/Warm_Tzatziki: Spy is just a non stop pump. Semis down? No worries, software pumping
[+6] u/No_Stand5622: bols are already infected with the ber virus
incubation period will be up to 8 weeks
[+5] u/Sean_VasDeferens: Let me guess. Iran responded with they want reparations, a toll booth, and nuclear weapons.
[+5] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: Anyone buying the dip in semi conductor stocks
[+5] u/N3XUSBLAZ3R: Horrible price action today
[+5] u/Throwaway_biglaw: Ah yes the Iran side show. Now back to buying bols
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I have hentai virus in my laptop 🫦
[+5] u/ArticleTerrible7621: MU please I know you want to go to $650 again before $680
[+5] u/Mangoworshipper: 5% unemployment rate tomorrow btw
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: I like naughty ladies
[+5] u/old_copper_kettle: We should get Michael Phelps to swim the Strait of Hormuz for world peace
[+5] u/Tadikif: even if iran rejects the deal, mango will say they have a deal, if iran says they have a deal, trump will say he will get a better deal, eitherway, +2% day easy
[+5] u/SpecialTrust2045: Most people still unaware of Iran rejecting the deal. Market will go down more once it got reported
[+5] u/Natarian86: Guess who bought momentum stocks yesterday....THIS GUY :(
[+5] u/Visible_Ad6287: Lol this wont stay red for long
[+5] u/dinanm4: Man FUCK RKLB and RDDT this shit is ridiculous
[+5] u/Superente_: We need SPY to test 700. Otherwise, this pump is fake. So just give me a quick -5% day please.
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: We are all talking about how bears are sad but what about the people that wait for a pull back zo buy? This is just going up and up the poor suckers have no entry
[+5] u/Tadikif: calls calls calls calls calls
[+5] u/Haunting-Window-5125: That feeling when your energy calls are getting graped by the 12th fake peace talk rumor in 2 months. You'd think at some point they would lose potency holy shit.
[+5] u/Infinite-Meet: riding these 730Ps to valhalla
[+5] u/mehmilani: Amzn is worth 35% more than it did at the beginning of April. Completely cool and normal.
[+5] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Ok GOOGL wtf as soon as I bought you bro
[+5] u/AnxiousFrame6696: Got in on SOUN, good luck us may the market gods be in our side today
[+5] u/UnnecessaryPancake: Trump: if you are an INTC bear, we will attack you with the North
[+5] u/heikici: The nanosecond spy turn red the bulls goes " Why is it down!?!" Ffs
[+5] u/mardigrasmoker: Microhard today mf’ers
[+5] u/isolated-cat: USD declining every day
[+5] u/Effective_Put_5209: Did Israel drop a nuke on Tehran or something?
[+5] u/bronfmanhigh: if you arent buying the dip rn you have a genuine neurological deficiency
[+5] u/Meeting_Ok2: Who else bought the top 🙂
[+5] u/ThatsBS4ya: 🚨Stocks at low not seen since this morning 🚨
[+5] u/pennilessmama: Wendy’s helped 16,000 orphans find homes last year by donating 93 percent of any rounded up bill to Dave Thomas. WEN
[+5] u/palindromic: Ok bears you get ONE day, probably just a few hours let’s be honest. Have fun.
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: Bought more spy calls. Chat, am I cooked?
[+5] u/Round-Huckleberry570: This is just depressing
[+18] u/CurrentRoutine7392: downvote if you've had sex in the past 24 hours
upvote if you haven't
[+15] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
SPY CEO reportedly under investigation for allowing two large red candles on the daily
More at 6
[+14] u/YTLupo: THIS MARKET IS FUELED BY SCHIZOPHRENIC ALGORITHMS CREATED BY QUANTS WHO USE ADDERALL AND COCAINE AND INSTRUCTED BY BIG DICK MARKET MAKERS WHO WANT YOU TO DIE
[+14] u/Micheal_Hancho: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK IT! KEEP HORMUZ CLOSED OUR MARKET WORKS BETTER WITHOUT IT HAHAHAHAHA
[+14] u/kodaksdad2020: Bears the type a dudes that get handed a large fry and say “sorry I only paid for a small”
[+14] u/AggravatingCrow897: Fuck your calls.
https://preview.redd.it/cri554hkwqzg1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd316cc5cccb22a47884f5848a92bba1a80b251
[+14] u/MoMeanMugs: I am up -$18k today.
[+13] u/Humble_Code_6501: I litteraly bought at the top
[+13] u/makhnosfork: FYI you wanna buy when it’s red and sell when it’s green. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+13] u/e30jawn: AXIOS: US to give Iran nuclear weapons in exchange for opening the strait.
[+13] u/CurrentRoutine7392: Hantavirus Pandemic + WWIII
= SPY 800 EOY
[+12] u/Mother_Big9112: How could you possibly regret buying calls here
[+12] u/Wannabe_Physicist: I need the bottom to fall out boys
[+12] u/bearhunter429: #NVDA is a $4 trillion company and I can move its entire option chain price by simply placing an order for 1 call contract. Love the fucking manipulation of MMs. LMAO🤌
[+11] u/Long_Dong_Silver6: "IRAN REJECTS U.S. OFFER" - Yahoo! Sports
[+11] u/Options_tarded: “We’re close to thinking about negotiating a potential conversation about considering peace” market + 2.5%. “No peace deal, straight will continue to be closed forever, nuclear war imminent” Market -0.01%
[+11] u/DiamondHands667: Dang. Got a email from a a company that wants to move forward with my application after getting 20 rejections
[+10] u/lessoninprogress: Hahaha I’ve seen this trick too many times. Fake drop and then rip up. Not falling for it for the 20th time
[+10] u/MartianSpaceCat: Believe it or not, not calls.
[+10] u/dawgtor: Bear market over, hope you bought this dip
[+10] u/plzplzplztendies: PUMP CHASERS IN SHAMBLE
[+9] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: Yo.... Market is down 0.12% and people are FREAKING out in this thread. I love it.
Lots of fresh meat around here.
[+9] u/Chancey004: Played puts the last 3 weeks. Switched to calls at 736 not even kidding. I may be the worst gambler to exist
[+9] u/East-Description-243: Sorry to sound like a bear but something is brewing. I’m out.
[+9] u/Sampson2003: You know the rules, no red allowed lol
[+9] u/meatstick94: surely nothing happened behind closed doors right at 11:45 to cause this wild movement, that would be insider trading and that’s illegal
[+9] u/FuckElonMuskkk: The boss makes a dollar and I make a dime.
Thats why I shit in the urinal
[+9] u/Antibody-Scientist: Hate to say it but looks like we’re headed down brothers.
[+9] u/Dear-Hair5834: It wants to shit itself at this level
[+9] u/aqjingson: Spy down less than 0.25% and mofos blowing up their accounts 😂
[+8] u/sexecanioops: Watch this V pussies
[+8] u/Jadeclone1: Educate yourselves about the hentai virus. It’s not new just rare. There has been outbreaks before. This is just news outlet fear mongering.
[+8] u/SpruceJuice5: Aight, who loaded up on calls half an hour ago? We know how it is
[+8] u/kolovod: AXIOS: Iran rejects the deal, which means we can continue announcing we're close to a deal for the next 2 months, and the infinite money glitch continues. You might think we're the boy that cried the wolf, but we're actually the pump that pumped the pump.
[+8] u/DazzlingAnimal581: They’ve trained dip buyers well. Watch what happens next
[+8] u/big_chestnut: im going to kms i tried to catch the knife, i nuked $4k before getting force liquidated, then it bounces. it always bounces early why did it bounce LATE today
[+8] u/Cracked_ur_wife: Regards I am finished.
[+8] u/Ok-Thought-9960: IRAN doing more for market ethics than the SEC at this point is wild, so embarrassing.
[+8] u/Gom_KBull: 🍑 explicitly mentioned hitting "50,000 on the Dow" yesterday on camera
# its been nice knowing you lads 🫡
[+8] u/DegenGonnaDegen: SPY down 80 cents. Recession confirmed
[+8] u/Bene_observari: Axios? are you there? We need some bullshit for the algo to buy this bitch back up please. Thank you.
[+8] u/GalacticGreaseMonkey: Number go up: brain happy
Number go down: brain sad
[+8] u/lordbell21: Bears praying for a -2% day so their puts are only 50% down. Bulls praying for a 0% day so their calls are only 50% down
[+8] u/theprodigy107: Rumors of deal confirmed +2%. Deal rejected -.2%.
[+7] u/TestingLifeThrow1z: Axios not reporting yet: Bears have engaged an attack against bull calls and have evaporated call options. This is a serious violation of the ceasefire and an attack against the sovereignty of the bulls that lead us to prosper in markets. I have informed our Chief Bull, Response Incoming!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: Most obvious ber trap ever
[+7] u/zeren1ty: The drop on oil from 110 to 89 when nothing changed only for Iran to confirm yet again they aren’t bending the knee for shit is criminal
🥭 needed a better entry for his family’s oil calls
[+7] u/cailebs: Would be cool if this -0.25% turned into -2.5%
[+7] u/tryingtohitchall: The one fuvking day i buy calls huh
[+7] u/Bapu_: Dow below 50000
Is this what recession feels like
[+7] u/ggtfcjj: I'm getting margin called on MU
[+7] u/GrassOrAss954: What the fuck is this rationality all the sudden? Must have been low on Ber fuel.
[+7] u/naccettarealtor: https://preview.redd.it/jdr3tnzysqzg1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b83b789f9e40d089dd8237cdfc1c09864268a418
[+7] u/Silver-Charming: So no deal with Iran?
[+7] u/rand_walking_charts: Investors shook off war concerns and decided to fuck bears 😂😂😂
[+7] u/ai___________: We have a loooooooong way to dump lol
[+7] u/kabbowkabbow: nice bull market you've got there. be a shame if someone were to, say, eat rat feces
[+7] u/kazkeb: Twice as much volume when it drops as when it went up. Weird. Wonder what means....
[+7] u/kodaksdad2020: Hello fellow intelligent investors
[+7] u/PocaMadre69: 🥭: Peace Deal Soon (for the sixth time)
SPY: +1.5%
Iran: He’s lying for the sixth time straight
SPY: -0.15%
YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
[+7] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: I like when spy is green
[+7] u/rioferdy838: what happened? why are we red.
This isnt allowed in the stock market anymore
[+7] u/tldamico: SPY down only 0.18%. The market really hates bers.
[+7] u/ggtfcjj: Are you guys green or red today?
[+7] u/JayRoo83: Temporary sanity, insanity continues tomorrow
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: 1) Oh look, (insert stock here) is up 10% today I better hold onto this.
2) The next day: oh shit, it's down 8%. No problem. It should be up again tomorrow
3) The next day: down 4%. Fuck this shit I'm selling it all.
4) Sells all the shares. Stock shoots up 5%
[+7] u/Zfreezy: Axios can't save us now
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #Could they make it more obvious that option prices are fully manipulated to steal retail's money and have no relation to underlying stocks? LMAO🤌
[+7] u/IHATEREBORN: !Banbet Soun +6.9% 5hr
[+7] u/lordbell21: Hard to believe VIX is red
[+7] u/Available_Toe7983: It’s so over, things haven’t been this bad since… 2pm yesterday
[+6] u/mwfguxckdyou: Whoever recommended QCOM, fuck you for mentioning it when it was at the top.
Now I know to never to listen to a regard here again.
[+6] u/GuidanceOk524: guess i am the liquidity
[+6] u/Neel_Crashkari: ASTS bros rotating into more overtime next week
[+6] u/LawngClaw17: This shit would be a lot easier if I knew which stocks were gonna go up and which ones would go down
[+6] u/Dakhnas: Advance Money Duplicator deactivated...
Advance Money Destroyer sequence initiated.....
[+6] u/PassiveF1st: Don't worry bulls, I bought some puts. Given my track record these past 2 weeks, this is the pump notice.
[+6] u/bigassdump: Just the dump before the pump
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Market up 20% then down 0.5%
Bers: bul r fuk 😤
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: I hope we can develop a hantavirus vaccine ASAP. I really want to upgrade my body to WiFi7.
[+6] u/naccettarealtor: I keep averaging down
[+6] u/TheDJoser: 15 min delay on what the insiders know
[+6] u/e30jawn: Cannons formation on nvda
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: I’m not normally a conspiracy theorist but this entire run up seems like a giant grift and now the insiders have switched to puts. ATH and a war gives them some damn good cover.
[+6] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: Why does everyone keep asking why? This market is entirely irrational! I’m just glad I gave puts one last go…
[+6] u/FindingZen4: He bought? Fuckkin dumpp it
[+6] u/sleepygarner: Just a reminder, if you held instead of panic selling the last 4 times this happened, you would have been up way more than whatever pussyfooting gains you pulled off.
[+6] u/BeepBoopDep: Bears got yappy and the V came 😂😂😂😂
[+6] u/jmc774: Bers really trying to cook up another pandemic 😤
[+6] u/meatstick94: this volatility screams insider info, otherwise we wouldn’t be seeing these massive swings while we wait to hear news
[+6] u/Kindly_Doubt_6804: People trying to short this market are insane. If anything just sit it out. This runs too hot for you.
[+6] u/MeeseShoop: I look away for 20 minutes and shits fucked
[+5] u/Viktri1: Who thinks silver would look great at 85
[+5] u/jakeisarake: Nvda now a safe haven
[+5] u/mc4878: I wasn’t wrong. I was just early but now I’m out of money.
[+5] u/tristis_veritas: No place I feel like I'm getting scammed harder than in a dentist's chair.
They clean like they want to break something too.
[+5] u/Practical-Health3455: I am from the future. Stop! You wrecked the market on this day. I came to warn you.
[+5] u/Rickyskeets69: a .12% drop seems likea bit of a nosedive...what happened?
[+5] u/more_aero: was there news or is this just mechanical
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: As a bear I hate to say it but nasdaq needs to be leading this drop for it to be legit
[+5] u/TraipseTraveller: Ho lee fuk
CLOSE THE CASINO
[+5] u/solidsneeze: Iran spokesperson ~~ya ya ya ya ya~~ had puts
[+5] u/RealPrinceZuko: Really surprised algos react to this schitzo bullshit still
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: I enjoy these brief moments of clarity that the economy is bleeding before falling back into delusion
[+5] u/joeyeats: nobody cared when wti was 4.50 now all the sudden it’s a problem pumping 3% to 3.75?
[+5] u/horseisahorse: Is most of the bol/ber stuff in here just memeing
[+5] u/ripcord51: wtf did you fucks do
[+5] u/Thisispaartaaa: It's day's like today that a guy needs to be grateful. Grateful his wife can't see his trading account!
[+5] u/wilhelm96: MU AMD and INTC finally dumping? Say it ain’t so. Hopefully the profit taking turns rapid and violent
[+5] u/Cautious_Panic_4167: That bear trap on Intel 😮💨
[+5] u/housemouse431: okay this is hilarious lmao, love the degenerate action though
[+5] u/shinigami_2245: Less than an hour after open and bers in shambles lmao 🤌
[+5] u/silver0199: If SPY could stop playing footy with 735 that'd be great
[+17] u/Thin_Cat8817: i miss who my account was this morning
[+14] u/IceCoughy: woke up, checked phone, threw phone
[+13] u/mangofruitdude: Fuk I lost so much money today i actually feel sick
[+13] u/paradise_costs: Are we human or are we retard?
My portfolio is deep fried, my calls are cooked
[+13] u/sekak77: calls were a bad idea, averaging down was a worse idea
[+12] u/coalmine543: The day I decided to be a bull LMAO
[+12] u/mangofruitdude: Orange will get destroyed in china. I got the bad feeling that he will do sth very stupid. Even more stupid than the usual stupid
[+12] u/sekak77: If you’re buying calls -> you’re the reason it keeps drilling
[+12] u/taffy_laffy: THE MARKET PUMPING 2% EVERY DAY IS NORMAL BEHAVIOR 🤡🤡
[+11] u/taffy_laffy: WAIT TILL POWER HOUR LMAO ALSO FRIDAY SELL OFF
SPY TO 550
QQQ DELISTED END OF MONTH
[+11] u/thekhan1313: Reminder that we are no closer to a deal today than on March 9th when the war was “very complete, pretty much.”
Reminder that the strait has not been open for a single second since the day it was initially closed.
[+10] u/SinStockGuy: New Axios reporter Moe Sawd reports deal imminent again
[+10] u/Tini-: Hmm my puts went from -20% to +5%. I should close them but I’ll just hold until tomorrow instead so I can kick myself when they go -30% at open 😃
[+10] u/ParticularWarthog319: Either semis come back tomorrow or I go out for milk and never make it home
[+10] u/Curious-Tap8312: Placed 732 Puts when market opened, sold for a 60% loss when it climbed to 735.9. Am I regarded guys?
[+10] u/Curious-Tap8312: IRAN REJECTS PROPOSAL AND WE GET A FUCKING GREEN CANDLE !?!?! WTF
[+9] u/Kindly_Tackle_4685: Spy going to fly soon
[+9] u/LostMallDoll: feeling cute might cough up blood later #hantastic
[+9] u/Majestic_Standard_51: Wtf is happening today...
[+9] u/Kyrptix: I swear I'm holding everything that doesn't go up
[+9] u/RougarouGumbo: market holding up well, axios loading up more lies
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: Come on bers, didn't you just have a red day the other day? That should be enough, right?
[+9] u/csklmf: I declare bankruptcy
[+9] u/taffy_laffy: axios CEO waiting for friday close to post "US and IRAN close to a deal" article to stop the bleed
[+9] u/Awesome____Sauce: Project freedom 2 canceled, project freedom 3 imminent
[+9] u/Jarlaxle_rigged_it: I WAS PROMISED BOLS ARE SAFE
[+8] u/CapDris116: Just canceled the quantum revolution by buying calls
[+8] u/Friendly_Cockroach62: Generational rug pull
[+8] u/hermeskino715: GOOGL saving the bols
[+8] u/BecomingSavior: Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, red... WHY IS IT GOING DOWN??!!
[+8] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Dance ghey bears! 💃💃💃🤣
[+8] u/Independent_Swing537: Wow I can’t believe the news. Iran said fuck you we will die before we make a deal.
[+8] u/Dizzy-Solution-4224: Converted from bull to bear, got fucked as a bull
[+8] u/TheMeta40k: I lost like 1.5k on 0DTE today.
A reversal here would be crazy
[+8] u/DarthOniichan: Bought calls for the first time in forever and I lose money.
[+8] u/seanws30: Guess my 736c 0dtes are fkd
[+8] u/CoatEnvironmental728: Who bought calls this morning🫵
[+8] u/Street-Badger: We’re at the stage where everyone knows it’s irrational exuberance but nobody knows when gravity will kick in. Most people still long because of FOMO and obvious plan for stealth default / financial repression. But eventually all those newly minted millionaires will give it all back.
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: bols hold your calls for a few more hours and it'll go up again LMAO 🤌
[+7] u/Urinal_Zyn: does anyone know any jobs/careers where you lose money on purpose? Because I'm the Lebron James of whatever that is.
[+7] u/fuck_zebster: Can we just say the new virus is like corona make everyone stay home and give them free money that was more fun then whatever is happening now .
[+7] u/JollyOldBrick: Literally the minute i sold my puts it drops another .20%. What the fuck
[+7] u/smellyfingernail: bers: pls let hantavirus crash the markets
bulls: pls let hantavirus crash the markets for like 3 days then interest rates go to 0 again and we have coronapump 2.0
[+7] u/HaveTwoBananas: big V on amd incoming all aboard
[+7] u/S0Anon: send that cruise through the strait let iran take care of this problem
[+7] u/Jets237: Man… oil prices below $100 didn’t last very long…
[+7] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Insider told me MRNA is already working on a vaccine for hantavirus
[+7] u/RalphaDog: So ummm, wtf is happening
[+7] u/KingRog85: Dip buyers will be rewarded handsomely
[+7] u/WiseIndustry2895: Dutch couple contracted hater virus at a landfill while bird watching. Who goes to a landfill to bird watch
[+7] u/Few_Egg3567: Bessent just got to his computer
[+7] u/pineapplekiwipen: the next bottleneck in AI is heat resistant adhesives for chip packages and server racks, current racks are increasingly under load from heat output, long MMM
also i made this shit up stop being so gullible
[+7] u/freddymojo: Today is just a real kick in the dick.
[+7] u/2QuarterDollar: 🥭 late for his press conference with pres of Brazil. News people asked to come back later
[+7] u/whitehypeman: Axios is my new favorite fake news website now. They pump the bags
[+7] u/VeryMercurial: Oh man we might be fucked. Haven’t seen the market at these levels since…futures open last night 😂
[+7] u/Suavecore_: Remember that for every red spy day, it goes green 30 in a row
[+7] u/hermeskino715: #PROJECT FREEDOM BACK ON BABY
[+6] u/_ThisDickAintFree_: Hey, look at me, I'm a stupid bull doubling down on my $740 0DTEs.
[+6] u/nickpufferfish: Alright guys what did 🥭 say this time
[+6] u/OntologicalSquirrel: the V failed because I full ported OTM calls for once. tyfyattm
[+6] u/trsx5: Cant believe the timing here. Im stuck now or i sell for a huge loss today. fck me
[+6] u/bodymindtrader: #BREAKING: HANTAVIRUS new cases confirmed in France, Turkey, Argentina, Brazil and Lebanon. Source: Reuters BW
[+6] u/CoatEnvironmental728: If we go down to 721 my puts from yesterday will be in the money
[+6] u/Awesome____Sauce: just let iran have nuclear weapons my calls are dying
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: All these fucker that bought a house for 800k here in Miami (3-4 years ago) and now trying to sell for 3-4million 😂. When people here can’t even pay the property taxes and insurance if they give them the house for free….
[+6] u/Sorry_Character_1771: It seems like just yesterday when ARM was up 10% after reporting underwhelming earnings instead of down 10%.
[+6] u/Fun_Cartographer_431: Yeah you guys have allllll the fun with dram but then I join in on the fun and now look at it
[+6] u/Melodic-Weird-3732: pigs get slaughtered
[+6] u/tnecniv2021: Full porting 0dte calls
[+6] u/suicidalducky: Dram pls another 5% drop and I'll buy
[+6] u/X-Ray555: The one second i turn into a gay bear i doubled my money instantly holy shit, just bought puts before that red dildo to $729
[+6] u/superzorenpogi: Dont give me hope SPY, u already failed me
[+6] u/stonetrade: Puts will never work again. Don’t ever try it ever again.
[+6] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: All the usual bears had calls lol
[+6] u/Suavecore_: *Sndk chart looking like it wants to crumble*
Articles underneath the chart: ANALYSTS RAISE PRICE TARGETS TO $1700+! SNDK TO THE MOON!!!
Gee I wonder what those articles will say tomorrow
[+6] u/refrigeratorsHD: Shake out all the dumbasses who can’t handle a measly 10% drop
[+6] u/hallett21: Bulls bargaining after a 10% run lol
[+6] u/Apocalyptic-Post: And my calls Keep Bleedin, they Keep Keep Bleedin
[+6] u/aniote: Daily routine
1. beat my meat
2. beat some eggs
3. beat the market
[+5] u/KingRog85: MU is on sale. Be greedy when others are fearful.
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Now that's a name ihaven't heard in a long time
[+5] u/hermeskino715: 🥭 gonna fire the CIA lmao
[+5] u/ParticularWarthog319: Got busy at work and $5k slipped away
[+5] u/Mogrumi: Ahh I dropped my knife, can someone grab it for me!?
[+5] u/Sea_Condition_6999: I've made my moves for today.
Just going to close the app and come back tomorrow.
If I don't look, it can't hurt me
[+5] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: Everything on my watchlist is green. My actual positions are worthless
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Every time spy dipped like this, it was followed by a recovery past ATH in short order. Will this time be different? Who knows, yolo it all on red or black
[+5] u/PureSun4208: Anyone want my feet pics 🥲
[+5] u/Defiant_Reindeer662: spy 750 next week. War Done boys. we are going to see the most insane RALLY EVER!
[+23] u/Upper-Difficulty660: 63% of Americans blame mango for the rise in gas prices. That's fucken disturbing. That means up 37% of Americans are absolute retards. Who they think is raising the prices Elvis, Aliens maybe Bigfoot.
[+16] u/Tirikemen: Market rips:
Bears: "This makes no sense, everything is rigged and manipulated."
Bulls: "Lol dumb bears."
Market dips:
Bulls: "This makes no sense, everything is rigged and manipulated."
Bears: "Lol dumb bulls."
Market sideways:
Bulls and Bears: "Fuck theta gang."
[+15] u/Parking-Area4090: #Bears living in their own filth & rat feces reported to be the cause of the virus - Reuters
[+14] u/Flat-Focus7966: To make green....you need to be comfortable with red first
[+12] u/bullhunter469: "Extremely hard rugpull due to Fanta virus"
SPY = -0.2%
[+12] u/SundayAMFN: This dip makes NO FUCKING SENSE why the hell are we not FUCKING RIPPING right now.
[+12] u/TruthFantastic1741: Spy goes up 1.5% yesterday, my port goes up 5%
Spy down .25% today, my port down 20%
[+12] u/Gullible_Ad3785: The market is so fucking stupid. Of course he lied to you! He says 3 different things at the same fucking time because he is a con man. Always has been.
[+11] u/lupinle1: Some male spiders out there are being eaten after mating. Losing money is not that bad.
[+11] u/Objective_Echo_8670: Professional MU bag holder today, hopefully recovers next days
[+11] u/A10cc: 50% retarded. 50% depressed. Check the website.
[+11] u/Strangerdanger8812: Just put little masks on the rats.
[+10] u/TheKiMoChi2020: Everyday i am suffering
[+10] u/RetinalSmear: I only ever buy things after they've appreciated 3,614.61%
[+9] u/barelyreadsenglish: but... but the concepts of the possible meeting to talk of the possble points of the ceasefire
[+9] u/GloomyMembership4197: I teach my kids that cows say; MU
[+9] u/NonsensicalWorries: POV: You are a trader during the 1929 market crash
[+9] u/jijitalk: END THE FUCKING WAR YOU STUPID 🥭
[+9] u/agnosticbeverage: I sold 500 puts literally 2 seconds before that fat drop, lost out on 75k, fomo at bottom and rebought to sell for loss -10k.
[+8] u/Improv13: We are going to look back at McDonalds and Whirlpool warnings as the canary in the coal mine. I think we see a 20% pullback sometime this year.
[+8] u/DjAbella: Bers take profit now
[+8] u/Flat-Focus7966: Cash gang be like......this is not the dip I was waiting for
And then wait till market goes up another 10%
[+8] u/SoloOutdoor: Ai plays have my shit pushed in
[+8] u/knowmsayin: Should’ve sold my 734 calls when I was green god damn
[+8] u/justCairo: Power hour pump so I can break even on these calls
[+8] u/Detail-Vegetable: 🥭 planning a hantavirus pandemic to slow oil demand and lower gas prices.
[+8] u/Necessary_Ad_9800: Need a 20% MU day tomorrow to make up for this day 😤
[+8] u/le_pedal: Who bought into semi top due to fomo
[+7] u/Concept-Plastic: Hummus and carrots so goated
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Proud bulls, stand back and stand by
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: She wants to pump so badly but MMs not letting
[+7] u/Regenbooggeit: I don’t like all this red after being absurdly green for two weeks.
[+7] u/kcyc2123: Everybody turning to bulls now. Reversal soon
[+7] u/l3ts_try_this_again_: Did the market get the hantavirus
[+7] u/Impossible_Love1510: Wow bears are finally winning. Buy the dip
[+7] u/TheKiMoChi2020: I make average $120 a day but my daily lose is $1k+. About to refinance my fck house
[+7] u/T0th3M00NW3G0: “Did you guys close out your puts”? “Ok cool, lets gets calls and release news that it was an inaccurate report” -rinse and repeat
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: Oil is actually negative lol
[+7] u/BeaverSack: I used to be a permabull until I got caught with my pants down on a couple cycles. Now I look forward to the dip, and then the rip back up.
[+7] u/mxcstar: Hey everyone it’s me the stock market. I know yesterday I was feeling pretty fucking awesome but today I’m feeling really depressed for no reason. Maybe I should see a psychiatrist.
[+6] u/randomnameforwe: "Why is oil going so high?!" Screams the sub that was making jokes all yesterday about 🍊 manipulating the market to artificially lower oil...
[+6] u/General-Elk-6537: https://preview.redd.it/ry1n5roh9qzg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb5963d232a65b18bf5865eb8d75b817d3494640
[+6] u/kvedo25: My MU stop loss triggered. Should pump from here congrats
[+6] u/ZealousidealSector19: Oh how quickly the narrative changes
[+6] u/DabblingInIt: Looks like I'm canceling my dinner plans, and all my plans to feed myself anytime in the future.
[+6] u/Poptart_Salad: Nah sorry I'm not buying after 9 weeks the market suddenly cares about Iran's 800th deal rejection after not giving a single shit about any of the previous.
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Bers said no more mr nice gay.
[+6] u/Crackbot420-69: I logged in to short semiconductors for the third day in a row, about an hour ago and saw I missed it. Went long on semiconductors and immediately down 1-2% 🤌
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Cash out options by 10:50 AM every day. Everything after 11am is manipulation.
[+6] u/BuckyKatt007: I need some "rabbit out of the hat" stuff in the last hour.
[+6] u/I_Study_The_Patterns: Bullish. Just like no more quarterly reports. If there is no bad news, then stocks can go up forever.
[+6] u/Paul_Robert_: A bad ASTS earnings would send the stock and my port to the shadow realm 😭
[+6] u/catluck: I've tapped out every rodent dealer in the entire southwest. Only lockdowns can save my puts and I'm doing whatever it takes.
[+6] u/MushroomStunning3947: hmmm
today earlier
sold a few NVDA shares, insta pump
added ASTS and SMCI insta dump
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: IF NVDA HITS $220 BY EOW I WILL GET A INSERT HERE TRAMP STAMP TATTOO
[+34] u/Wall_St_Bussy: \- Buys off-brand cereal to save $2
\- Loses $4k on 0DTE
[+17] u/PompeiiSketches: \*rumors about a potential draft of a peace deal for the 17th time, strait still close, oil still up 50% since Feb\*
SPY + 2%
\*Bombs flying again, Oil up 2%\*
SPY -0.3%
[+16] u/ddrsdght: Nice risk management loser
[+15] u/necarpenter417: Just need a $7 run in 30 min and ill be fine
[+13] u/TheNicestRedditor: Oh no did buls run out of money 😢
[+13] u/2020isgreat: Having the privilege to buy oil at 90 this morning is crazy
[+13] u/Oxidrox: War is back, 🥭 threatens EU with higher tariffs, explosions near the Hormuz and all bers get is -0,2%.
[+13] u/Nervous-Sky2414: If Orange won't do it to save power hour, I will: The war is amazingly over, the likes of which nobody has ever seen before. It's more over now than it's ever been before.
[+13] u/miata_only: Nobody even has any money or jobs how can the market be so high, you guys?
[+12] u/NeatOtherwise8901: Even if you decapitate a bull, the body will keep buying 0dte calls for another 3 hours.
[+12] u/mbathrowaway241: Every time I don’t get greedy, everything moons. The ONE time I get greedy to maximize profit, back down to 0%…this must be studied.
[+12] u/killainvest: Ok let’s have tomorrow be less ghay
[+11] u/PPCPartyEnjoyer: My nudes just got leaked.
[+11] u/Plus_Lawfulness3000: Why are my 10x baggers always my smallest position smh
[+11] u/GlizzBangPaco: i’m just gay and retarded
[+10] u/Bazzer82: Yesterday: "Just buy memory stocks, they only go up, you literally can't lose". This is what happens.
[+10] u/Jacobpapi: Explosions were heard in Iran.. bloomberg.. there is your news
[+10] u/SuffiecientSapian: The despair in here is pathetic over such a small drop. Yall would have never made it through 2022 trading
[+10] u/NYGiants181: The great bull run of 2026 ended on May 7th..
[+10] u/LeakMyBigBowls: Once all 0dtes expire it will pump
[+10] u/Split_Seconds: If there is any escalation it will never be announced, threats, talks, deadlines are all single digit IQ noise.
You will read about the attacks after it happened.
[+9] u/Spicyboi981: War is over, the average Joe is financially secure, and Epstein killed himself. Got it.
[+9] u/CLYDEFR000G: Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH!
[+9] u/LossMax: No one hates me more than i hate me
[+9] u/MayorMcCheezz: Sell low, buy slightly higher.
[+9] u/chewks: \- Cheaps out and buys burger kings junior burger for $3 for lunch
\- Loses $5k on 0DTE
[+9] u/OptionGamble: I got fucked up on puts yesterday so I bought calls today. Now I’m double fucked.
[+9] u/Evander85: Crazy how all of the scam stocks landed on the same date to report
[+9] u/jeanx22: If there was really, seriously any concern about AI then Nvidia would tank, because concerns about competition and its $5 Trillion valuation.
Yet, NVDA is up +2%
Tomorrow Market pumps.
[+9] u/clubdirthill: Don’t worry guys Barak Ravaid will be out with some fake news on Axios shortly
[+9] u/ReflectionLumpy1040: I will never financially recover from today
[+9] u/saintmitchy: Bols refreshing Axios rn
[+8] u/SuffiecientSapian: So if the market drops even like a week of gains is this entire sub about to be bankrupt? Lmao
[+8] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Iranian news agencies now reporting the sound of explosions on the coastal and island areas of the gulf.
[+8] u/ParlayTheHard8: So who bought calls today open (i remember many promising to do that)?
[+8] u/Club-Loud: WE FORGOT TO MONITOR THE SITUATION BOYS, NOW THE BERS ARE FEASTING 🚬🧸🍷
[+8] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: Iranian forces are currently engaged in clashes with either U.S. military forces or Emirati forces in the vicinity of the Sirik area
5 U.S. refueling planes have taken off from the United Arab Emirates
The port of Bahman in Iran has been bombed
Several very loud explosions were reportedly heard around Bandar Abbas in southern Iran, according to Fars News.
Commercial port facilities were reportedly hit during the clashes, though the identity of the enemy remains unclear.
[+8] u/Apprehensive-Koala18: Bears adding an egg to their ramen tonight. Living large
[+8] u/Jaysler: Load up on semiconductors calls. Its gonna be bigly green tomorrow
[+7] u/night_shredder: Up 15k yesterday, down 15k today ffs
[+7] u/zoidbergface90: Hanta virus priced in. Resume the pamp
[+7] u/EscapeHistorical178: ohh now we are concerned about the job market LMAO
[+7] u/Embarrassed-Sky6890: # The war will be over tomorrow don’t worry LMAO💀🤌
[+7] u/okbetokbetokbet: did they cap red days at -0.5%?
[+7] u/ballmode: I sold all my cloudflare calls that I'm up 400%+ on since buying them when it was around $160 a share. Earnings here after the bell. I'm happy either direction
[+7] u/GreatTea3415: If S&P goes up 0.8% tomorrow, I will make thousands. If it doesn't, I will make thousands of men cum in my butt to get my money back.
[+7] u/Liquidate-Me-Daddy: New Apple CEO already pushing stupid shit
Adding cameras to AirPods…
The fuck
[+7] u/sykotrades: Market down, Nvda still up. Just like the old days
[+7] u/Club-Loud: 😡😡 It was great being EuroRich for 3 days, now back to the croissant mines 😡😡
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: Buying hella oil etfp
[+6] u/gainsusmaximus: Diddy pumping the market
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: Taco friday. Invasion Sunday. Peace deal on Tuesday. Missile barrage on Friday
[+6] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: How is QQQ still only -0.05% lmfao
[+6] u/FrostingOk2692: Is it the top for MU? Yes if you bought, no if not.
[+6] u/Technical-Fondant-94: 5/8 sandick 1500 calls or bust
[+6] u/sharkenleo: WTF is going on with QCOM?
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: I've been in meetings all morning, why are we down? WTF is going on?
[+5] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: 8th stage. They buy calls and it tanks.
[+5] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: oh wow.. Whirlpool suspended its dividend and Mcdonald flirting on its 52 week low.. while the indexes are ATH.. cant make this shit up lulz..
[+5] u/big-mo: Better sell your puts for profit quick
[+5] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: I have never seen less news in a day