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[+63] u/ResponsibleAnt8049: solid -64.36% day for me gang 🚬🗿
[+48] u/drakilian: Today could have been an email
An email saying "fuck you" to me, personally.
[+46] u/SouthNice7324: The news gets worse and worse and the market gets higher and higher
[+41] u/JustGuide7258: https://preview.redd.it/d1g3astjhsxg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcb5e1053140d658ab23dde501965d4546898e0e
Bear: I've got you!
[+38] u/Vlisa: https://preview.redd.it/xnck7zdtjsxg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70fa82146aafcfd1f0efc9453f4ed3c794f928d9
Looking forward to adding POET to my collection.
[+29] u/Murdocjx714x: Fuck you INTC you government propped up piece of shit.
[+25] u/Nonreality-tees-lol: "what are your moves tomorrow"
This
https://preview.redd.it/btsjb9vnisxg1.png?width=1030&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4a7ea11eee59a5e96bee6dffa8982c74c385818
[+24] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Poet wiped out half port
[+23] u/Open_Waltz6902: Too many ATHs.
Pretty sure we'll get another one after Wesnesday
[+21] u/KittyLover-7: This is actually wild as fuck
Literally a years worth of pumping equivalent to a bull market any other year within a month
[+20] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Note to self: You cannot predict shit, regard. Just buy and hold you fucking idiot.
[+18] u/Fhyzikz: VIX dead into close. There is 0 fear in this market and that makes me even more scared lol.
[+16] u/JediMimeTrix: Volume being so low today feels bearish honestly.
[+15] u/Jagged_Tide: What do you call the feeling you get when you sell for a massive 500% profit and then the stock keeps going up after? Because that was me today, and it feels bad man.
[+15] u/CJBlueNorther: Bro please just come back down to 705 and I'll never buy puts again
[+15] u/PsychedelicAwakening: Joined the "screenshotted but didn't sell" gang 🤡
[+15] u/Apple2o: AI hype stock literally cuts in half and we got ONE loss porn post for some pittance amount
Fuck that I know some people out there lost hundreds of Ks today, show yourselves
[+14] u/Doughnutpower: BREAKING: Eminem runs over POET, dragging stock for 8 miles.
[+14] u/justlosinmoney: Lost 11k today rough
[+13] u/cramers_asshole: IT FUCKED AROUND ALL DAY THEN LITERALLY PUMPED TO WHERE PEOPLE PUT STOPLOSS TRADES FUCK YOU MM FA. OT
[+13] u/GoZukkYourself: Americans spent over $109 billion on lottery tickets last year, which is more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets - combined.
[+13] u/Bichael-Murry: THIS MARKET IS COMPLETELY HEALTHY, NOTHING TO SEE HERE
[+12] u/LongroddMcHugendong: I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a stock fall 50% in a day, but quite frankly it could not have happened to a shittier company
[+11] u/Nateleb1234: Amd was 96 dollars this time last year now it's 334 wtf
[+10] u/chimble: The wait for after hours Wednesday is killing me
[+10] u/Democrazy_: VIX keeps going down but the market looks like dogshit
[+10] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: haven’t pooped in 3 days and just let a silent one rip in a packed sauna
[+10] u/Discount_LionSafari: Roses are red
Violets are blue
My POET puts printed
Cheese on toast
[+10] u/SuspiciousSpyderman: Crazy how i couldve been retired by now if i just full ported into sandisk a year ago
[+9] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/NotPapaElon made a bet that TSLA would go to 418.21936 within **5 days** when it was 402.134 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 20 wins and 69 losses
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[+9] u/nateyp123: NFLX has murdered me
[+9] u/ZealousidealSector19: Brain told me no, but loaded the boat with 5/1 puts anyway
[+9] u/TheoryInttro: A whole point down on SPX, what the hell did he say now?
[+9] u/Swiftnice: Volume was crazy low today
[+9] u/Honest_Escape_5415: Executives at poet need to be jailed they fucked me
[+9] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Poet: but wait, there's more! ⏬ ⏬ ⏬
[+9] u/svpa3991: Poet: we lost mrvl which sucks.. but how bout that 5mill deal thoooo ayo
Lmao salt to the wound
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: The last time Intel hit an ATH, it was the last time the market saw an ATH for about 13 years
[+8] u/zeusbox: NVDA adding 200b marketcap like nothing today.
[+8] u/Tillfatfire: No one here is smarter than burry
https://preview.redd.it/3ymsjkb7isxg1.jpeg?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a227bf1812466f3b1c1f1b151bbca97ca829b58
[+8] u/Suavecore_: POET on there with the -48% reminds me of the chart on a crypto trading app
[+8] u/meatstick94: i hate earnings, some high functioning autist announces a bunch of shit everyone already knew and the eggheads on wall street lose their minds
[+8] u/Beagle001: My POET put hedge made me more money than the calls I had riding it up. Last min decision Friday paid off.
[+8] u/Skulldrey: $HOOD is going to literally nuke this entire sub when they report a massive, throbbing miss tomorrow
[+8] u/justlosinmoney: I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING FOR A +2% day
[+8] u/iBeFlying676: How is a $5T company up 4.5% in a day?!!
[+8] u/Delicious_Put_5857: lowest volume on QQQ since christmas eve half day. SPY was lower today than that day.
[+8] u/Mr-Bonnet: TOMORROW:
NVDA +10%
QQQ SPY -0.01%
[+8] u/AlCapitaan: Serious question, don't make fun of me. Should I max out my student loan and put it all on Intel? DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME
[+8] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Remember two months ago all the headlines about private credit, AI bubble, SaaS apocalypse, massive future unemployment, etc.??
[+8] u/Karl151: I remember reading the news about SNDK being spun off by Western Digital last year and I thought to myself who the hell is going to buy stocks in a USB drive company.
[+8] u/PushAble2463: Been at sea. Can’t wait to check my puts after seeing that red open today.
[+8] u/Total_Schedule591: Member when POET was listed? I member 🫐
[+8] u/14X8000m: This really isn't good for my ban bet of POET hitting $19 by the end of the week.
[+8] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: This Sandisk piece of junk just can’t be up that much lmao
[+7] u/PROMlSED: Wait they finally have a short SNDK ETF. Time to lose 20% in a day
[+7] u/studacmi: https://preview.redd.it/hx5jxi3risxg1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e74c4b99e50b498045d2b9c5d4b3d7abf98c7190
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: NVIDIA just keeps going AH, this is literally absurd
[+7] u/nateyp123: Whatever gambling god I’ve upset, I am sorry. Let me win sometimes please
[+7] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
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/u/Casualhotpockets made a bet that UNH would go to 379.468275 within **3 days** when it was 354.975 and it did not. They were automatically banned for two weeks.
To get out early they have to: **'or pee is stored in the balls'**
Their record is now 0 wins and 32 losses
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[+7] u/meatstick94: SPY chart looking like a crypto pump and dump
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: NVDA SOLO PUMPING WHILE QQQ SPY FLAT
[+7] u/Mr-Bonnet: 99.9% OF THE TIME WHEN NVDA PUMPS THE MARKET RALLIES WITH IT
MM ARE RETARDS
IM JUST BUYING MORE CALLS
[+7] u/Sam_Vicious2: Jesus Christ - if you invested 10k in SNDK a year ago it would be over 300k today..
[+7] u/Alarmed_House23: Sandisk $2000 before June
[+7] u/GoZukkYourself: HOOD and SOFI, it would be nice if you guys stopped sucking. Please and thanks.
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: It's may 1st 2026
🥭 Announced wars over straits open
Jpow said cuts are cumming
All the big tech beat earnings massively.
I am still poor
[+7] u/ResolutionAny8159: Bear markets are literally a myth, there only exists buying opportunities
[+7] u/Tzengi: A moment of silence for those who didn't sell their calls at 15 on POET
[+7] u/LongroddMcHugendong: POET will be below $5 by eow
[+7] u/Wowmuchrya: Nvidia went up AMD’s whole market cap in 2 days 🤣
[+7] u/potato111a: 2 more days till tendies or wendys
[+6] u/ddrsdght: It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming when I pump up, when I check my portfolio I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night.
[+6] u/PropheticMurmurs: This year has already been an exact mirror image of 2025.
We've already experienced our completely pointless March/April correction due to Dumbfuck acting like Dumbfuck.
Now it's time to mindlessly Insanity Wolf pump 20-30% until October.
[+6] u/srivatsasrinivasmath: Does anyone feel like AI progress has stalled?
[+6] u/nateyp123: We touch 720 then back to 6’s
[+6] u/fish_: i know poet is a scam but i bought calls today anyways, i guess you could say im pretty silly
[+6] u/newmoneyking: Got humbled on POET.
[+6] u/DarkR124: Lotto POET puts made me 9K off little under $500. Rest of the port traded sideways today. Don’t even care. Don’t think there’s anything more euphoric than when the lotto plays hit.
Now I wait until the crazy ER’s on Wednesday to lose it all.
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Imaging paper handing the S&P. Oh wait, no need to imagine I've been doing that ffs.
[+6] u/420Secured: Today was pointless. Everyone got fucked 👌
[+6] u/Special-Shirt-9728: SNDK all day erryday 💪🏼. Where my SNDK gang members???
[+6] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Imagine thinking by having kids you are going to leave a legacy. Do you remember your great great great grandpa even 3 generations back you regard? We are all going to be forgotten and you are not special at all.
[+6] u/Soar_Drr: I lost 10k trading 0DTE I stopped and full ported ASTS
[+6] u/Actual_Difference617: Now the market is closed, any news about peace deal with iran?
[+6] u/DesktopSurfer: I learned that I'm really good at predicting what wont happen.
[+6] u/Alternative_Rule6208: Flash crash happens when everyone is in calls not puts.
[+6] u/Upper_Possession6275: Oil futures back above 100. Pump it green.
[+6] u/Comfortable733: So many A.I. orders are being cancelled
[+6] u/TrumpsCummyOnahole: I just desperately want to see SPY drop below 600$ so I can jerk my tiny bear wiener with tweezers while bvlls seethe, is it too much to ask????
[+6] u/stonetrade: How is my portfolio still red ytd you may ask? I’m retarded.
[+6] u/Choice_Potato_6279: POET is what I imagine will happen to most AI stocks once the music stops.
[+6] u/GreenGameboyColor: Who made money today?
Come on, don't be shy
[+5] u/freddymojo: Doomers, ironically, on suicide watch.
[+5] u/_pout_: Safer to play options on NVDA IMO
[+5] u/zestykite: AI will solve our oil situation. no doubt about it .
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: ATHs have historically been great times to buy stocks just don't catch the final ATH
[+5] u/zestykite: hvaent seen volume this low since feb 2025 highs, before the dump. i dont know what this means. probably nothing. im too broke to make any playts anyway
[+5] u/1098duc_w_the_termi: I think I’m depressed. Port keeps going up and it just doesn’t do anything for me anymore. Why am I doing any of this?
[+5] u/rocier: congratulations idiots
[+5] u/tiny_toof: I learned I cant predict shit
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/ConsiderationKey1658 made a bet that NVDA would go to 217.0 within **1 week** when it was 208.1 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 12 wins and 12 losses
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[+5] u/hallett21: The Hormuz yearns for freedom
[+5] u/azuljuevos: I was so bumped I knocked POET out of my 401k but now I’m happy again. That stonk stinks
[+5] u/tails2729: Well it pumped again today, why not tomorrow?
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: Never fucking shorting or buying otm dogshit
[+5] u/EnginrA: Good evening to everyone except value investors
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/RisingToMediocrity made a bet that SPY would go to 610.0 within **1 month** when it was 661.962 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 25 wins and 24 losses
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[+5] u/aabergkvist: Introducing the new and improved: Rug-pull Tuesday!
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Rare Earths surging that's, not good man
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Can't believe I bought sndk shares at $600 and sold them a week later and now the price will be double that only 1 month after buying
[+5] u/Trashpanda7193: How much cash % are people sitting on the side for the inevitable crash/ dip?
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: What would your life be if you never found this sub?
[+5] u/SmoresPies: I would like my tombstone to read “because they missed SNDK”
[+5] u/fuzzywuzzy123: I’m a ded ber trying to short NVDA. Down about $10k today
[+5] u/jijitalk: NVDA JUST WON’T STOP LMAOOOOO
[+5] u/Ble_h: If taco posts another “strait is open” post and bail me out of my retarded calls, that would be cool.
[+5] u/mneymaker: Can qqq do a +2% tomorrow I wonder
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Bruh wtf is up with nvda
[+5] u/zuziannka: Why did I chickened out on my NVDA calls!!!
[+5] u/TreGet234: Nvidia will never have a 30% year again. It will be lucky to beat VXUS ever again. This pump is fake and a fluke. Soon enough it will magnetically snap back to 190-200$. It always does, this time won't be different.
[+5] u/vCharged: SPY 720 tomorrow for the love of the game
[+5] u/pineapplekiwipen: if you're a fund manager and you miss out on a 12% SPY pump you're fucking done for that's why the buying volume is so vicious
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: POET ineligible to short rn
[+5] u/ismebbb: I lost so much money today shorting it's unbelievable
[+5] u/Dismal_Foundation784: Whenever I get mad at me for buying spy puts at open I think about people buying poet at 17
[+5] u/Academic_Lock_1699: Why the fuck do comments mentioning Pedostein get shadowbanned?
[+5] u/eyerollingsex: Living at home is just your parents trying to pull you into all of their drama
[+5] u/Bochyat_Jaa: If you don’t scratch your balls you’re not a man
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: THE WORST PART IS THAT WE CANNOT DO ANYTHING TO STOP THIS MANIPULATION. IT’S GETTING REALLY DISGUSTING. WE ARE TOO SMALL AND THEY ARE TOO RICH
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT $450, ORCL $500, MSFT $800 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses—currently on sale.
[+5] u/Me-Regarded: He's better warsh my nuts and be gentle about it
[+39] u/AdCritical5383: #”Grandpa, tell me about how your dad lost our generational wealth?”
>
#”LMAO POET 🤌”
[+29] u/NachoSleeves: I bet Kristi Noem’s husband is really happy we live in a 24hr new cycle world. Everyone forgot about his big juicy tits so quick, no me though 👅
[+28] u/SuffiecientSapian: Every time I check SNDK I say “it’s too high” and yet it’s even higher
[+20] u/GodLevelRedditor: Something big is happening at the Fed. A bunch of cars started showing up all at once about 9 hours ago and didn’t start leaving until about 20 minutes ago. Good luck everyone.
[+19] u/Weak_Ostrich459: I need the person who went all in on POET at $14 to show themselves, I know theyre in here.
[+19] u/waldenducks: # Today's Word of the Day is: BALLROOM.
As in; *"I like loose fitting jeans. They offer more ball-room."*
[+19] u/Pete26l96: I lost 30% of my last year wages on $POET last week and sold $GOOGL to buy it...
[+17] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
POET loses %50 intraday, relists as PO to reflect value sentiment
[+17] u/SenileOldDude: Still depressed I lost over 200k. FUCK
[+13] u/RealPrinceZuko: Some guy last night was saying how he was going to be a POET millionaire today (it was a serious post).
Hope he's ok
[+12] u/stringtheory28: Breaking: Trump to change ICE to NICE. Thinks it will make people feel better. #nottheonion
[+12] u/Spy300: >**BREAKING: Senate Banking Committee schedules Wednesday vote on Warsh nomination**
- Do a week of a fake ceasefire / peace talks
- Get the puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday.
- Have the vote the week after / immediately. <--- (**you are here**)
- Blow up kharg island / Invade
- Send WTI to 150
- Puppet fed chair cuts to 1% after initially hiking 25 bps to establish credibility
✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via **financial repression**.
[+12] u/Worried_Quarter469: FOMC, AMZN, META, GOOG, MSFT
War Crime Wednesday coming in hot
[+12] u/LordCorgi: It's all good guys, POET is going to announce they will be making shoes out of all-natural supplies tomorrow and rocket 700%
[+12] u/kazkeb: BIRD... POET... some of you guys fomo into the stupidest shit
[+12] u/SenileOldDude: I lost 211k in a 0DTE SPX option about a month ago. I don’t want to hear anyone’s cries about losses on POET!
[+11] u/Quick1711: POET bros? You alright??
[+11] u/Moepenmoes: POET is going to crash all the way down to become a penny stock, it's literally not worth anything anymore
[+11] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: The silver lining on POET is they only had 1 customer so, they literally have nothing else to lose
[+11] u/Salty-Bid1597: Everyone appears to have forgotten that the global energy supply chain is totally screwed.
[+11] u/powerboner: Babes I’m a bull all day but I have a sneaky feeling we’re dropping Wednesday. Market is gonna beg for a cool off after a 14% rip in 4 weeks on SPY. Just my retarded opinion
[+11] u/dogefool88: Shorted POET around the top in pre market. Covered just now. I love this stock. Wish it goes to 0 soon
[+11] u/NativePlant870: Can spy have a -50% day like poet please
[+10] u/justanaveragejoe520: No red days except if you bought poet
[+10] u/baadllama_ghost: .20% green tomorrow
mega green wednesday
mega green thursday
.01% green friday
[+9] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Seeing people lose money on POET is beautiful. Losers buying garbage companies getting burned daily
[+9] u/bearhunter429: #Calls on Tegridy Farms LMAO🤌
[+8] u/TickTockTaudit: Low volume, low VIX, high 60s fear and greed. I’m not a bear, but this is when switching from buying to selling ends up looking pretty obvious after the fact.
[+8] u/Normal_Silver4582: jesus if the earnins on Wednesday go right we might see a 720+ by Thursday
[+8] u/mrjacketman0303: Ive made some bad investments but holy fuck I don’t think I could stomach watching a stock I had money in drop 50%.
[+8] u/Any_Bluebird1765: I no longer have confidence in my own ability to forecast markets
[+8] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: Lol SNDK price looks like a joke.
[+8] u/ajibtunes: Shannon Elizabeth boobs in American Pie 👌
[+8] u/Xzlk: I’ve read like 10 books on debt and economics and finance in the past year. All of them make me think the world is about to collapse tomorrow. Am I attracted to the wrong books or all of them like this?
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: If the market is truly efficient how is POET above 0
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: Another rigged prop job courtesy of infinite debt and money printer. Disgusting.
[+8] u/WorkingCorrect1062: Why are hotel stays so expensive with no free amenities ? Like they even charge to use mini refrigerator
[+8] u/Ok-Path8057: Generational pump tomorrow
[+8] u/Complex-Video-2202: Poet offically named as most retard call of the year 2026
[+8] u/InitialPsychology731: I feel POET still has ways to go down. They're losing money and now lost all prospects of future business too
[+8] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: It's not about how retarded you are today. It's about how retarded you can become.
[+8] u/donkeybray: Jim Cramer Believes Sandisk and Western Digital “Can Keep Blowing Away the Numbers”
The top is in..
[+7] u/No_Economist3815: Poetards thought....
[+7] u/XorAndNot: Nvda added what, $1T in a month? Just casually going past $5T lmao.
[+7] u/tandoori_taco_cat: Lots of layoffs starting to happen.
[+7] u/Aware_Secret_8910: In order to get laid off you first need to get laid
[+7] u/WSB-mods-are-: VIX will be under 18 tomorrow maybe you perverts will stop talking about how she looks all the time
[+7] u/COBRA_DROGO: NVDA made more than half of AMD’s market cap in 1 day! Crazy!!
[+7] u/TickTockTaudit: Sold everything in Roth and IRA. Don’t trust this week
[+7] u/WiseIndustry2895: The dumber you are, the more money you make
[+7] u/dinglebarryb0nds: Had a pretty big dinner. Better save room for some tide pods
[+7] u/FuelHappy1660: “If the war ends today we can go back to the situation we had before you started the war”
The art of the deal 🤌
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: Disgusting obese slobs
[+6] u/WarmCan3034: i laugh at poet losses cuz imagine going into the weekend with these insane gains to get rug pulled by the dumb ass company this morning
[+6] u/EmergencyInternal837: The POET lost his pen
[+6] u/LeagueofData: Given that SPY loves war. When the war ends, does SPY dump?
[+6] u/Emilio___Molestevez: I thought I was so classy and elegant for buying more $MU than $SNDK
[+6] u/jahdyudnwl: Why buy semis when you can buy live cattle futures for the same move
[+6] u/Scr3aming3agl3: Any POET bag holders?
[+6] u/dontslambro: Feels like we haven’t had a red day since March
[+6] u/cryptohorn: "It will absolutely burst," said Charles Hill, director of research at First Call Corp., an equity research firm in Boston. "But trying to predict when is absolutely impossible."
Nasdaq Hits 4000 for 84% Gain in '99 - NY Times
December 29, 1999
[+6] u/mardigrasmoker: Bitch I’m goin work at McDonald’s. See you poors never ha.
[+6] u/patricio87: marvell got cold feet investing into vapor what a shocker
[+6] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: POET died so NVDA couple pump 3 cents.
[+6] u/OptionsHuduga: Just found a spare 2 million dollars stuck to some gum in my couch. New to trading but read a few chapters in some free trading book I got that says you have to buy low and sell high or some shit like that. Saw some stock named POET dropped a lot. Should I buy, um as I believe the term is - calls? Yes, should I buy 1 call of the POET stock?
[+6] u/kaapooj: anyone invested in mali gold miners?
[+6] u/Commercial_Ease8053: POET will be okay… it was $7 only ten days ago before any of you even cared. It will eventually bounce back.
(Me reassuring myself with my $22k unrealized losses after the drop)
[+6] u/kabbowkabbow: folks here go balls deep in bubbles like michael jackson
[+5] u/mailchauvinist: Bad news incoming. Buy calls.
[+5] u/UnusualXchaos: Guys I’m starting to think the game is rigged
[+5] u/Cool-Run-245: Where’s that guy who had a million in poet shares.
[+5] u/Bright_Interaction73: Who has $NVDA calls?
[+5] u/Liquidsnake959: What do I need to get rid of now? STX, AVGO, SOFI, TSLA, CNC, FIG, MSFT? And which should I go heavier in?
[+5] u/callsonreddit: My new strategy is big tech only
Seeing POET -50%, RMBS -10% (AH), CLS -10% (AH) making me risk averse
[+5] u/PaxDev: How dumb RBLX calls?
[+5] u/Fine_Specialists: Time for this retard to buy POET now
[+5] u/Effective_Throat6127: Guys I have 25k to gamble. What is the move ?
[+5] u/Independent-Tree-985: is POET or CAR funnier?
[+5] u/juicevibe: USAR pls take me to valhalla, the good one not the bad one with the wendy’s
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: When I saw that poet dropped i actually thought: well that’s cool no one will talk about it anymore 😔
[+5] u/InitialPsychology731: can we get a nice little run up tomorrow
[+5] u/hv876: I have seen this set up before. It leads me losing money
[+5] u/Fluid_Product6292: SNDK what’s yall thoughts
[+5] u/SlfImpr: VIX currently at 18.10. It was 13.38 in Dec'25.
Market could still run up further if there is no bad news for next couple of weeks
[+5] u/stupidber: Nobody at work today noticed my manicure
[+5] u/Any-Definition-1710: **!banbet SPY 730 1w**
[+5] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Sweet how vix sunk almost 4%, went for a nose dive EOD and SPY did nothing
[+5] u/ten7four: I hear if you say POET three times walt whitman appears behind you and shoves a green candle up your ass
[+5] u/abroadbroadband: When you wait months to get to break even on a position but then greed starts creeping in and you think you need some profit at least and it starts going back down
💀
[+5] u/Flat-Focus7966: One of these days SPY will be -2% & that's when the space stocks will rip up 10%
[+5] u/CEOofBeanz: Cathie Woods sold AMD. She also sold NVDA before the rally started and missed the entire thing
[+5] u/ajaykumar2023: Seeing NVDA and SNDK lead the after-hours pack while POET gets nuked is a classic example of the 'AI Divide.' The market is ruthlessly rewarding winners and punishing the laggards.
My move for tomorrow: Watching if NVDA can hold this 4% gap-up at the open. If it flips to support, we might see a massive squeeze across the semi-conductor sector. Staying away from the POET falling knife—the bloodbath is too fresh.
[+5] u/A10cc: Boring ass day in the markets
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: Lack of participation from large institutional buyers. We gonna roll
[+5] u/Valkyrie_Skuld: Mine are gone. THEYRE GONE
[+19] u/stonksf: You just know someone on here lost their house money to poet lmfao
[+15] u/vermilli21: A lot of peoples account is going to get blown up this Wednesday and Thursday after hours
[+13] u/noahmfs: Insider trading alert! ⚠️
[+13] u/CMTTrader: Bullshit. There are only 3 POET loss pornos. Show yourselves.
[+12] u/Significant_Speed854: My god, we can seriously pump on the same exact headline 10+ times
And that is without exaggerating.
[+10] u/GuyFieriFrostedTips: He wants a ballroom where you can just roll in, with your hair slicked back. Not pushed back, slicked back, like Wayyyyyyyy back. Order some steaks medium rare. Poor some water on em, make em realllllllll sloppy. A REAL asshole.
[+10] u/2020isgreat: Trump says strait is open but this time for real I pinky promise - Axios
[+9] u/Capable-Stretch-9346: My Netflix calls just eating paste in the corner over here
[+9] u/2020isgreat: \*TRUMP SKEPTICAL OF IRAN'S STRAIT OF HORMUZ PROPOSAL - WSJ
\*WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS ARE PREPARING COUNTERPROPOSALS TO ADDRESS IRAN’S OFFER IN COMING DAYS
[+9] u/deft_clay: I can make my stocks go up by simply selling a covered call.
[+9] u/amanj41: My bad I forgot it’s taco Tuesday in Iran already
[+9] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Why the hell did spy go up AH?
[+8] u/amanj41: “HUGE PUMP OMG!!!”
> +0.11%
Bruh
[+8] u/SherbertOk2563: shorting the SPY is the worst decision I've done in my life
[+8] u/Fuzzy-Monk-7520: S&P FUTURE VOLUME 6.43K
[+8] u/SeaweedLeft9746: Bulls think Karoline Levitt is hot
[+8] u/whomakesthetendies: The secret ingredient is crime
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: spy bears in shambles
[+7] u/Ninja_Cooter: Just saw spy chart and wanted to remind you guys, bers r fuk
[+7] u/itsgodsposterchild: Did SPY beat earnings or what
[+7] u/Numerous_Two_102: Night is young. Fuk bols.
[+7] u/Jadedtrader33: If you ignore the reason why it went -50% in one day. 🫵🤡
[+6] u/Loose_Stool_12: Is there a Geiger counter for POET comments? 'Cause there's no way we're at a safe level right now.
[+6] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: if you bought sndk at 500 you would still double your money, let that sink in. might be the most insane stock i have ever seen, just years of only going up
[+6] u/CalRippedken: I for one am glad I'm not a POET
[+6] u/ConsiderationKey1658: Jensen bout to be signing boobies again
[+6] u/ItInProg: QQQ straight pump and nothing else moves damn
[+6] u/31andnotdone: I wanna be good at something
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Imagine not buying that Nvda dip in March 🤡
[+6] u/Ill-Expression1737: Damn im a POET bagholder now
[+6] u/chikenbeer: Spent 20 years as a corporate slave when will I break free?
[+6] u/Professional_Con_007: 10% pamp a month is the new reality
[+6] u/IlinistRainbow6: this MSFT rip after earnings is gonna be generational
[+6] u/vermilli21: -11% on POET after hours, is it headed back to 4 dollars?
[+6] u/Nysyk: Isn't this pump based on the same Axios news Sunday night? What's new
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Adderall, caffeine, and nicotine all at the same time. Have some wet wipes ready.
[+5] u/FullCopy: Bers got hormuzed again.
[+5] u/FlatwormBig5514: Truly nobody knows when the market will become rational again. For now, stop trying to predict the top you degenerates and just enjoy the ride
[+5] u/Axonum: sndk will never go down ever again
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Love how these semis all fly on days when option premiums are insane
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: Well the good news is my 1 NVDA call is doing great!
The bad news is my 4 NVDA puts are not
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: it’s margarita monday!!!
[+5] u/NOtangibEL: When was the last red Day lol
[+5] u/Swimming_Middle_7476: you know it's an awesome day when crypto bros are down 2%
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: Earnings for MAG7 will be absurd. All beats and heightened guidance
[+5] u/cantcatchafish: I made money on spy puts today!!
[+5] u/stonksf: FUCK GREEN CANDLES AND IM CASH FUCK FUCK FUCK!
[+5] u/BrankBruh: I shouldnt have bought puts
[+5] u/DeezCodeNutz: prepare for a 3-mth pamp-a-thon
[+5] u/Onnimation: Oil going up, y'all know what that means!
[+5] u/Katieblahblahbloo: Did I actually make the right call buying calls at close?
[+5] u/mysuruhuduga: Up 10k on Nvda shares, Jensen 🙏
[+5] u/longGERN: I'm excited to see how trickle down economics has helped AI robots during this week's earnings calls
[+5] u/LossMax: I need Tesla up 30% tomorrow to break even. GL me
[+5] u/31andnotdone: pretty sure I'm a joke everywhere i go
[+5] u/Separate_Fold5168: Did anyone make a Dead POET Society joke yet?
I don't have one. But I just assumed someone beat me to it so I wasn't gonna waste my time.
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: you can tell most of the retards here are bearish bc they are complaining about SPY going up
[+5] u/pegasusCK: Visa gonna moon tomorrow in anticipation of earnings cuz of oil.
Tell me how regarded this hypothesis is:
They make MOST of their money on transaction fees charged to the business and not on the actual interest that customers pay.
So with gas prices bigly up... well that means everyone that uses their cards at a gas station to fill gas... Visas get more $ as a %.
0DTE Visa Calls? Anyone else in????
[+5] u/looool_k_libtard: Claude give me a 300% by Friday play. No bullshit, no mistakes. Also I need some recipe ideas for ground beef. No mistakes.
[+5] u/beerstearns: I made a lot of money today. I am a rich man. And now I shall go take a shower. A Golden shower.
[+5] u/corporalboobs: Bought some POET dip lets watch this shit go to 0 together
[+5] u/NotWorkingVeryHard: was today a holiday?
[+5] u/Scalpaholic: Think stagnation will start to show up in NVDA earnings next month or more closer to 2Q?
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: Nvda added a calm $250bn to their market cap today
[+5] u/_rockthemike: Holding that shit , 285 call June 2027 💎
[+5] u/Elon-Musks-PoolBoy: If you’re in the Boston area, absolutely
[+19] u/Venice_LA: NVDA: do nothing for 6 month
also NVDA: rip 25 percent in like 3 weeks
[+16] u/Deshen87: "POET technologies merging with Allbirds to create a revolutionary plant based burger"
[+14] u/Sick0h: Someone out there bought POET at 17.20 14.5 hours ago and is down 60%.
[+13] u/Hwangoutpltr: If you're not over-levered, why tf are you even in the daily???
[+11] u/undocumented_twerker: Negotions going well with Hormuz
[+10] u/pink_ego_box: Overbought market pumping like a masturbating retard, on anemic volume, while we're ignoring the largest energy disruption in history
What could go wrong really
[+10] u/spectra444: No news, just insider trading.
[+9] u/Big-Safe3031: Ode to POET, ticker once bold,
A market tale both tragic and gold,
It strutted in charts with bullish flair,
Then tripped on a spreadsheet mid-financial prayer.
It promised returns that dazzled the crowd,
Analysts whispered, “This one’s endowed,”
But earnings came in like a sad kazoo,
And shareholders sighed, “Well… that’ll do.”
It climbed like a champ on caffeine and hype,
Then slipped on a meme and a Reddit gripe,
Its CEO spoke in visionary tone,
While profits were busy being… unknown.
The candles were green, the vibes were elite,
Till gravity showed up and pulled up a seat,
The dip was a “buy!”—or so they all said,
Till the dip bought a shovel and dug POET dead.
Oh charts once glorious, now tragic and flat,
Like a pancake run over by sentiment’s cat,
The bulls fled screaming, the bears threw a rave,
Dancing on spreadsheets beside POET’s grave.
“Hold for the long term!” the brave ones would cry,
While long turned to longer and hope said goodbye,
Dividends? Ha! That was never the plan,
Just vibes and a dream and a PowerPoint scan.
It issued new shares like confetti at night,
Diluting its fans with spectacular might,
Each quarterly call was a theatrical show,
With plot twists like, “Revenue? Still kinda low.”
At last came the day, the delisting bell tolled,
A tale of ambition excessively sold,
So here lies POET, once hyped to the sky,
Now teaching investors a cautionary “why.”
[+9] u/toost1cky: Half my stocks are in companies that I have no idea what they do or sell
[+9] u/iBoughtYourCar: The chance we hit 800 first before 700 again, are definitely 100%
[+9] u/Mathguy200: AAPL GET THE FUCK UP
[+8] u/PhatBonerMan: Smoke weed every day
[+8] u/arbitraryBlue: You know what happens after a pump? Another pump
[+8] u/wright_on_: If the U.S. government sells its INTC stake, who does it pay capital gains tax to 🤔
[+8] u/Snowman33001: I was there during the fall of Rome, and I gotta say, today is showing some striking similarities.
[+7] u/Dis_shite_rite_her: I don't even know what line of business POET is in and at this point I am too afraid to ask.
[+7] u/tristis_veritas: The dark history of the CIA is insane. Potentially thousands of US citizens drugged (without their knowledge) and experimented on in shit like Operation Midnight Climax. Makes you wonder what crazy shit they are doing today.
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: Some ppl deserve to lose money.
Not me but some
[+7] u/aqjingson: when you realize this shit really is a patience game
[+7] u/Right_Traffic_4821: Poet like Gwyneth Paltrow there is no bottom
[+7] u/ZaraBloom418: Jesus hell
NVDA is going wild
[+7] u/be_o3: It could be worse u could be burry with Nvda puts
[+7] u/PLEASE_PUNCH_MY_FACE: Wendy's is now WendAI and is worth 2 trillion dollars
[+6] u/GovernmentMaster8995: a big thank you to the regard that bought my POET shares for $10 at open today 🙏
[+6] u/KeyInstruction641: Wait? IRAN is still a thing? Market at all time highs. News from a third world country doesn't really matter.
[+6] u/xlmtothemoon: whoever times the top of sandicks is gonna make generational wealth
[+6] u/GuiltyShirt3771: After-hours pump, MM wants it to be green tomorrow
[+6] u/aqjingson: Imagine being all in poet when you could’ve slept soundly in nvda this whole time
[+6] u/ApathysLastKiss_: Y'all should go roast this guy calling for POET $80 eoy..posted 3 days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/QXgUS9rwhB
edit: I'm a brand new bag holder bc I'm a degen
Two year Leaps, eventually the apeing will happen again. And if it doesn't, oh well. Tiny position.
[+6] u/iMakeGOODinvestmemts: $SNDK at $150b market cap seems like it's about to 2x from here again Lol....
[+6] u/Temporary_Treat_2164: Can this market stop pumping every day and let me get in ffs
[+6] u/be_o3: Is GOOGL gonna go up Wed AH or nah
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: Life is funny , one day your AI company can be worth trillions and the next day it can go down -90% because some group made one much better than yours.
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: People surprised that the stock markets golden darling NVDA is pumping during the most bullish period of trading ever?
[+6] u/BigWarning8696: Loose lips sink ships
[+5] u/softboiledjadepotato: Ahhh, 1 more week holding on to my 50% loss puts, knowing the moment I sell we finally have this fabled pullback the oracles speak of
[+5] u/Happy-n-Healthy: What kind of nerd buys a stock about poetry?
So gey bro
[+5] u/Shot-Ground-9898: Wednesday I either buy a lambo or go homeless
[+5] u/Dysbit: Gonna fomo buy sndk only to watch it have a legendary pullback down to 600
[+5] u/DrummerCompetitive20: Believe it or now ...nvda calls again
[+5] u/Butter_Ball22: I’ve been waiting to type this for 2 days… dead POET society out here huh?
[+5] u/No-Put2311: This place kinda got lonely since all the bers died
[+5] u/good-times-: Looking forward to spy 1000
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Completely covered in unsalted butter and light mayo. Time to watch Jeopardy with the boys
[+5] u/Hwangoutpltr: Donnie finagling crypto to pay off the national debt
[+5] u/fartpooppee420: If you moisten a Zyn with some water and then put it under your foreskin you will get a buzz so good you'll see God.
[+5] u/good-times-: Never give up on that 8 week project, because those 9 months will be the most important 5 years of your life.
[+5] u/housemouse431: im buying as much of micron and its levered etf as possible because they are safe investments with predictable returns.
[+5] u/Pristine-Initial3806: Continue holding Microsoft; close the position in Spy once it becomes profitable. We can discuss the specifics of how to proceed.
[+5] u/UnrealText: Can anyone see this or am I shadowbanned
[+5] u/whitepug: 50 $SMH 400p for 6/18 how retarded was this
[+5] u/RayKam: How are you guys even trading this price action lol there's no rhyme or rhythm to it
[+5] u/maximuminimum: Bears go to quality learing center 🙇♂️
[+5] u/-___--___-___--___-: !banbet MSFT +10% 4d
[+5] u/cfaawlday: WHO GOT SAND IN THEIR DISC (SNDK)
[+5] u/crazyfool319: imagine letting Iran make you sell all your stocks a few weeks ago at yearly lows lmaooo
[+5] u/Send_Lawyers: In manhatten for the evening. Gonna go rub that bulls testicals so these calls print tomorrow.
[+5] u/KeyInstruction641: POET appears to be in a strong bullish trend. Its 200-day moving average is upwards sloping and the MACD histogram is above 0. Comparative Relative Strength analysis shows that this issue is outperforming the S&P 500.
This comment did not age well.
[+5] u/bendersd: Iran offered proposal to open strait but they would delay talks on nuclear... donnie is meeting with staff to discuss. Proposal comes after Iran guy met with Putin... so take from this what you will.
[https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-israel](https://www.cnn.com/2026/04/27/world/live-news/iran-war-trump-israel)
[+5] u/teh_herper: 1 kg sugar free haribo
[+5] u/lordbell21: Trump rejecting the deal and counter-offering, sources say*
[+5] u/jakeisarake: That's how you know this is the top
[+10] u/MrBlueEyedFox: Im glad poet died. Mainly because I saw it like a week ago an got sad I didnt buy months ago. Now I can pretend like I saw this coming and sell courses.
[+10] u/dljmonkeyboiz: There’s still a government shut down? Pure comedy.
[+10] u/Valkorion335786: **SILENCE,** value investor.
A **GAMBLING ADDICT** is is speaking.
[+9] u/youngmacho: I bought 1 NVDA put at close so you are welcome. My single put will add 10s of billions in market cap
[+9] u/GoldenAries4: I’m sick of seeing the dumb explanations for the pumps lately: “stocks are an inflation hedge”, “earnings are great”, “there’s too much money out there”, “American stocks are acting as a safe haven”.
NO, none of those reasons make sense when you look at this rally. Something weird is happening and it doesn’t look stable.
[+8] u/bendraw: What if AskJeeves was the successful search engine? That universe must be so fucked up. Snotty kids being like "Jeeves it" and people just acting like that's okay.
[+8] u/dash_trash4255: This rally is basically fyre festival. And the market realises that on Wednesday night.
[+8] u/SlickRick941: Imagine losing money when SPY is up 12.6% the last 30 days
[+7] u/dljmonkeyboiz: 🌮gonna take a huge L on Iran .. but we’re at ATHs so maybe a win
[+7] u/The_Cornwallis: Did you lose 66% of your AMD premium?
*nods*
Did you double down?
*what’s it to you?*
[+7] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Open your wallets, boys, that ballroom still needs 400 milly of your money
[+7] u/SteveStacks: My week starts tomorrow heavy long on: HOOD, RDDT, MSFT, AMZN, GOOG
[+7] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: do you know how impossible this feels?
[+6] u/DeezSpicyNuts: OOH BABY I’M MORE HORNED UP THAN A MUMBAI TRAFFIC JAM 😩
[+6] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: Fat, greedy, cocky bulls are flying too close to the sun.
[+6] u/buyatollah_kuminamy: Can you open a non profit business and use it for trading but just take the profits like Open AI does
[+6] u/watisdat: Not buying SNDK then watching it double in a month, a tale as old as a month ago.
[+6] u/Evander85: I wonder how that Bro posting about having about $1mill in POET options up bigly going into the weekend is doing
[+6] u/jnas_19: US Official: Iranian proposal did not address its nuclear program.
[+6] u/NonBalisticSniper: Penny stocks are becoming my favorite thing now.
[+6] u/cashflow_: OPEN LETTER TO u/OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR
Hey how r u what r u wearing? Lemme know
[+6] u/PositionOfFuckYou: Gas up = less travel = fewer transactions numbnuts
[+6] u/Big_Red_Dogs: You show me a RDDT @ 450, I quit my job right now and come work for you.
[+6] u/mackey88: Down. Just, kidding will probably go up a percent.
[+6] u/bearetard: So it’s like 70% nvidia
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: This sub is an expensive habit.
[+5] u/cashflow_: Paid a guy to go to a store and buy me shorts and take them to my ex. I love Colombia
This has been a cashflow update
[+5] u/Ok_Material3073: Straight of Hormuz? Never heard of it.
[+5] u/AfraidAnalyst: Still waiting for that 100x move. Because I’m regarded af
[+5] u/jnas_19: Can we get another taco Tuesday. This shits so silly
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: Nvda isnt done ripping i guess
[+5] u/AbrocomaNegative825: I guess the play is just grind, get paid, throw it all into nvda and await retirement 🤷♂️
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: the market will literally never be red again. We will never go down.
[+5] u/twostroke1: So what’s the end game here?
Everyone just keeps on making infinite money forever?
(except bear of course)
[+5] u/SuperSaiyanIR: POET to 0 by Friday?
[+5] u/FinePace3325: Bols on here are the type of bols that are into Karoline Leavitt
[+5] u/niceee_guyyy: Infinite money printer incoming
[+5] u/csekseni1: Oil below $100 is lame. As a bear, I love being ragebaited, much funnier if we’re pumping while oil is $110 a barrel.
[+5] u/ballzstreetwets: SPY 750 by next Tuesday
[+5] u/financiallythriving: All you had to do was buy SNDK last year to retire early and secure financial freedom
[+5] u/kemar7856: Jensen I'm getting myself another leather jacket
[+5] u/Feisty-Basis7903: Any thoughts on HOOD earnings tomorrow?
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Can't wait for mango to install his new puppet to force lower rates and then we go into hyperinflation. Probably the straw that breaks the camel's back for this regarded market.
[+5] u/cbusoh66: SNDK was $30 one year ago and it's $1100 today. Yet people doubt MU can reach $1000 in the next few months.
[+5] u/99Fan: Thats what happens when you discount your pizza by 50% every other week and remove breadsticks from the menu
[+5] u/RockasaurusRex: I never had a healthy relationship while growing up, so now Im 45 and think that love is getting my hole blown out at a warehouse nightclub at 2:30 in the morning.
[+5] u/solidsneeze: SPY is demanding its own ballroom
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: Poetic justice for the poetards
[+5] u/CornMonkey-Original: now time for the trifecta - gummies, THC vape, & a Celsius, for bath time. . . relax and pretend my positions for tomorrow aren’t regarded.
[+5] u/BaxterrStockman: Yeah that’s it, don’t pump any of the individual shit I’m holding. Just SPY
[+5] u/Wows_Nightly_News: There's no reason for tomorrow specifically to be a dump, so it might as well dump
[+5] u/catastronot: Youre fucked either way
[+12] u/Castopliani: I figured it out. If oil price passes 255 it integer overflows back to 0. That's why it's bullish
[+11] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Vance beefin with Hegseth according to the Atlantic
[+10] u/Tay_Tay86: This rally will end up being a blown off top. I think it is structurally disconnected from normal market behavior.
[+9] u/stuntondeezh0es: Yer a gambler, ‘arry
[+8] u/rand_walking_charts: SPY is pricing in aliens landing with renewable energy 😂
[+7] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: Love on the spectrum makes you realize how terrible most normies are in comparison. I fucking love that show
[+7] u/Living-Giraffe4849: Have I completely lost my mind or are we just waiting for something to go down?
[+7] u/FinsDig: Market -1% tomorrow, -1% Wednesday with an additional 1% drop after Powell speaks at 2:30PM. Load those puts. NVDA 210P and TSLA 375P for 04/29 exp. Gonna pay huge.
[+7] u/Exact_Fish8550: Anyone else feel really weird about the market and true valuations. As well as memory companies purposely restricting volume for profit margins. Creating a monopoly at top for hyperscalers to get contracts for all the supply. Eventually we will see a domino effect idk when but yeah.
[+7] u/Strangerdanger8812: Actually the worst she can do is say yes and then betray you years later
[+6] u/rhuffq: Watching my options go the wrong way makes me wonder if this is what it’s like to pay alimony.
[+6] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: They were trying to recognize revenue on a depreciation expense
Holy fuk
#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[+6] u/Tay_Tay86: Japans economy is going to get wrecked harder than their hentai by oil
Then they will end up selling US assets
[+6] u/AdventurousFinish681: Hood better at least kiss me tomorrow if its going to fuck me
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: So I guess bad news really doesn’t matter anymore 🤷♂️
[+6] u/tripstermcgee808: Microsoft is gonna bring back Clippy. But instead of helping write resumes and reports it’s a collab with meta where you get to blow Clippy’s back out in the metaverse. QQQ to $1,000. You heard it here first.
[+6] u/Micro-so-soft: Be epic if the 250th anniversary cage match was Musk vs Altman.
[+6] u/ev01ution: I’m so excited for Wednesday. All in MSFT! What color lambo?
[+5] u/ILikeWhatISee69420: Something is coming.............
It's the markets going up even more you stupid fucking god damn bears.
[+5] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Note to self: don’t ever trade SPX contract overnight
[+5] u/Strangerdanger8812: You know what i admire about cashflow? That fool fucks with his socks on.
[+5] u/Latter-Button-: Fuck it! Who was it that told me in the comments last night that POET was a great stock, and then it dropped 47% today? What the hell?
[+5] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: I can’t wait for: “ I have done more for this country than George Washington.”
[+5] u/Genteel_Ole_Chap: For a change today not only is S+P up (like always) but also oil and gold and silver. We're on the hyperinflation train baby, only thing going down is the dollar
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: Not even fun talking shit to 🌈ber anymore...top must be in
[+5] u/Haunting-Cry7752: Oh so I didn’t miss out on getting in on POET
[+5] u/RealWooWhee: Another wsb meme stock down, as usual.
Who would’ve seen this one cumming LMFAO
[+5] u/collegefootballfan69: Does anyone know with any degree of certainty any stocks that will go up tomorrow?? Just looking for an edge as my wife’s boyfriend likes to say.
[+5] u/damnthatbooty: Other account banbet failed at last this one is free
[+5] u/wdwentz93: Disks? Of sand? I’ll pass bud
[+5] u/GullibleAppearance64: certified big E comment
[+5] u/BullPropaganda: Can I wear poison lipstick?
[+14] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: OpenAI's Chief Financial Officer Sarah Friar has expressed worry that the company might not be able to pay for future computing contracts if the revenue doesn't grow fast enough, per Bloomberg."
[+14] u/jerm2z: You should be a detective with those skills bruh
[+13] u/memmolemmo: Vix falling off a cliff and you're buying puts???
Regard.
[+11] u/vwapnerd: The White House is like a cheap pair of jeans- No Ball Room.
[+10] u/j0ven_: The best part of being ber is looking back at the daily 5min chart and realizing you had maybe 90 seconds to sell at a random middle part of every day.
[+10] u/DesignerSea494: Took a date bowling, and she was surprised when I showed up with my own ball and shoes in a tote bag, complete with shammy cloth. She said, “So… I guess you bowl a lot?”
“Yeah, I’ve been divorced for 10 years.”
I bowled 229 to her 72. She isn’t returning my texts.
[+9] u/ManBearPig_1983: Some guy said he was going to film himself sucking a horse cock if NVDA goes to $250…
https://www.reddit.com/r/NVDA_Stock/s/V0wCDIgiFs
[+9] u/Tommyd023: Fair warning, im usually a bull but dont become liquidity:
Buy/Sell Ratio: The current insider buy/sell ratio for the overall market is approximately 0.25, which is notably below the historical median of 0.34.
Significance: Historically, a ratio below 0.30 indicates that insiders are significantly more active in selling than buying, often a cautionary signal for long-term valuation sustainability.
[+9] u/DesignerSea494: If you’re young and healthy, even if you’re poor; most old billionaires would trade places with you in a heartbeat.
I imagine they’re actively trying to make that happen.
[+9] u/Aggravating-Buy-1695: Do you think I’m retarded
[+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Imagine losing your entire fortune to a stock with a ghey ticker like POET LMAO
[+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: Imagine living in a hillbilly state named South Dakota LMAO🤌
[+8] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: $NVDA, world's largest company, pumps 9% over the course of two days, on no real news, and people still try to play earnings reactions based on fUnDaMenTaLs.
Motherfuckers, THEY get you when you least expect.
[+7] u/kawkface: Can u guys give me some upvotes pls
[+7] u/trust_it_bb: Sometimes the best play is no play.
[+7] u/WailingWarbler: Is it too late to get into this bubble thing? I heard i can get rich
https://preview.redd.it/iuado7079uxg1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ba4b3c1b98e707a922bba7c52f4f53eca14b682
[+7] u/Warm_Implement3088: Chat moving so fast no ones going to see that I have a micro penis
[+7] u/Beneficial-Plum7541: Nvidia boutta have a +4% day
[+7] u/DesignerSea494: There’s something sad about the middle-aged fat guy alone at the bar winning team trivia night.
But hey, I’ll take the $50 gift certificate.
[+7] u/GuwopGOAT: Drill Team 6 Tactical Success. POET neutralized.
[+7] u/AcademicStandard3701: TACO TUESDAY 🌮 MY BOY
[+7] u/BeaverSack: This is all happening bc I canceled my subscription
[+6] u/powertrippingmod67: adopted a dog today, what is the best stock I can invest in for 500% gains in 10 years to cover vet bills?
[+6] u/Cress-Used: Rubio giving hopes to bers tonight
[+6] u/altonbrownie: I buy a spy put at the end of every day just bolster my 401k.
Follow me for more retirement tips
[+6] u/memmolemmo: One more gigapump to 730 coming up by eow.
Then it's time to switch into a bear.
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: Can’t wait to have $40 million
[+6] u/FatandBankrupt: June oil futures getting too close to 100 doll hairs so incoming victory tweet from the regard incoming before market open
[+6] u/Kickboy21: Who knew this many retards went all in on POET
[+6] u/Ketamine-Cuisine: Do you guys think the bull trap is almost over
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: Flat days have been outlawed.
Red days are allowed on condition we recover before close.
Green days must be .5% or higher.
SPY heading to 950 eoy
[+5] u/AndItsThetaAgain: Is VM roasting people again? 🍿
[+5] u/reddit-abcde: SNDK is unstoppable???
[+5] u/TheMostMid: SOO SICK OF CATCHING PUMPS AT THE FUCKINGN TOP SUCK MY WHOOOLE DICK AMD MY TAINT TO TIP.
[+5] u/ImthatRootuser: Time to go all in to crash the market 🤠
[+5] u/Icommandyou: Given situation in Asia, WTI is still trading at lower levels but ain’t nobody can win against the US treasury
[+5] u/Emergency_Ad_9324: Any nerd care to explain? SMCI seems like a shoe in during these time. Fuzzy accounting is mango time. [https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1sxnb2z/inside\_job\_the\_wire\_china\_one\_in\_every\_20\_dollars/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/1sxnb2z/inside_job_the_wire_china_one_in_every_20_dollars/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: I nominate the secret service be replaced by AI powered robots 💀
[+5] u/SilverVikingTT: BREAKING: Iran’s armed forces should be given authority to target "hostile vessels" using the Strait of Hormuz under a proposed law, says the head of parliament’s National Security Commission, Ebrahim Azizi, on state TV.
[+5] u/dataCollector42069: was going to buy a diamond chain on my wrist to celebrate a nice unexpected bonus, but decided just to continue the DCA because fuck fake looking rich and instead build actual wealth
[+5] u/e30jawn: Look I know the price of oil is going up but what if like we just pretend it's not, as a prank.
[+5] u/holymolyratio: i come from tomorrow, market will either be up or down!
[+5] u/captain_casino: Well, at least it wont be sideways
[+5] u/Slabbed1738: Feeling a ruh roh for tomorrow
[+5] u/Apprehensive-Art4702: Panera Bread is basically fancy hospital food.
[+5] u/wenxuan2: Dont be scared to buy at a ATH
[+5] u/Frequent-Hat-5260: Even in my automatic biweekly 401k contribution I buy at the top
[+5] u/CPA-hole: I enjoy large breasts
[+5] u/SeaworthinessNo4: Buy Microsoft before earning or regret later
[+5] u/PimpCforlife: trump tacos tonight or tomorrow morning 100%. the fact he hasn't tweeted or made a remark is telling
[+5] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: OpenAI recently missed its own targets for new users and revenue, per Bloomberg."
OpenAI may be the A.I killer
[+5] u/E39_CBX: Should I start playing weekly options or just dump everything into META / GOOGL calls for earnings?
[+5] u/Active_Finish2316: What goes down must come up 🙃dont get to happy bers
[+5] u/mehmilani: Wtf was this NVDA pump? I never approved this.
[+5] u/Joij21: Poo poo & cum cum
[+5] u/DragonFruit-_-777: It’s like SMCI product is good Management is shit and you’re stupid if you invest in it
[+5] u/benj760486: Bers will always have POET
[+5] u/Totallynotfakenews: Sorry to break it. You’ll be receiving autists
[+11] u/J-E-S-S-E-: OpenAI misses revenue targets and could go bankrupt. Lmaooooooo MSFT
[+11] u/Soft_Walrus_3605: POET because they did it to themselves
[+10] u/SignatureMassive218: One must start a one-man company; working for others has no future
[+10] u/PaperHandsTheDip: How many of these random askreddit threads are now AI?
[+10] u/TernTheNumbers: My best investment ever has turned out to be my big bad ass gaming PC from 2 years ago. It’s barely lost any value.
[+8] u/spendology: Replace expensive junior employees with AI. Replace expensive AI with cheap junior employees. Repeat.
[+8] u/Dcshipwreck: POET hands down. What's even funnier is I sold at $15.05
[+7] u/No_Fig_7835: Stocks high, oil high, I’m high
[+7] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Guys I forgot to enter my 71 dollars of interest I made from a savings bank account on my taxes,
Am I cooked?
[+7] u/HappyDepartment5899: Touching grass is overated. Got 2 tick bites already.
[+7] u/jraiv420: BOJ held rates LFG go bols
[+7] u/yomama_yodaddy: You can get rich just buying a random cheap lotto call on tesla most days cuz that shit is just retarded
[+7] u/I_am_Nerman: Can the 30 year go over 5% or does the government just step in every time?
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Bers back to the cuck chair I see
[+7] u/interstellara_: it's MFing earnings week and BOJ held rates. lets keep this sham market pumpin, baby
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: It's called WAR. That's the answer to all your questions for the moment. And we can't trust anything that Orange says about it because he's flipflopped back and forth like a spastic tree frog for 6 weeks. He's flummoxed and flustered. Anything can happen at any time. That's where we are.
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Long on oil, or cash gang. Nothing else makes sense to me in this environment.
[+6] u/isolated-cat: high frequency algo based trading should be banned
[+6] u/chimera240495: Nothing can stop this bull run .. every dip will be bought !!
[+5] u/Fun_Restaurant_1834: Watch it pump to 400 biatch
[+5] u/jmc774: MMs love this one trick
[+5] u/Qwerty58382: Tens of trillions of dollars in valuation related to AI despite it currently being net negative cash flow overall...
[+5] u/donniedarko1010: Meta up 10%, Goog down 10%, Amzn up 5%.
Source: I am down 25k in options this year.
[+5] u/Old_Beyond_2095: BUY HIGH SELL LOW BOYS
[+5] u/FewConsideration3900: NVDA to $220 tomorrow!!!!! stupid bers
[+5] u/Mettabreaks: Why create crypto scams when you have CAR and POET rugged within the same 7 day period? Much more legit. Much more winning
[+5] u/karla_adder: My move is to pay my rent and car bills early, because I want to know my finances are covered when I put all my money into GOOGL and AMZN calls. It feels like it is as sure a bet as you can get this week, but I also know that a fool is the one who says in his heart 'there is no way this can go tits up.'
[+5] u/hegorachi2: earnings already priced in \*see netflix\*
\-9%
[+5] u/WordsHappenedHere: So NVDA going to $300 by August.
[+5] u/Iron-condor-6050: When space sex IPOs, if you buy in, you’ll also be buying twitter and xai groc. That sucks. I like the space sex arm, but not the other two.
[+5] u/Syllabub_Visual: I genuinely sincerely wonder what it’s like to be 79 years old and having a desire to be a dictator…
[+5] u/Working_Sprinkles347: Am I the only one that is not holding POET bags today?
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: Apparent 🥭 played Serena Williams with a suit on, SPY to $750 on that tweet.
[+5] u/isolated-cat: precious metals market is kinda dead. wild to think we used to have causal 100-200 points moves on gold futures almost every other day
[+5] u/Miserable_Half_4612: all bears make your best argument against tomorrows rally
[+5] u/Sharp-Direction-6894: How's the market looking right now?
[+5] u/bklotrgoblet: Ok I buy a stocks then what do I do with it?
[+5] u/rwc5078: What's up y'all?
What are your moves tomorrow?
Me? Probably NVDA calls
[+5] u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose: do you think the DMV would let me get a vanity plate that says "R3TAHHD"
[+5] u/Antique-Procedure-40: It’s gonna dump during the after hours on Wednesday
[+5] u/idontknow1967: Holding CAR puts through earnings because there’s a good shot that they offer some more shares to take advantage of this.
Source: the bourbon I’m drinking
[+14] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: went to the dentist today. he told me i be grinding in my sleep. 💯 king 👌🏻💪🏻
[+10] u/StonkGoUp: Wednesday AH earnings going to get spooky
[+10] u/Civil_Tip_2346: Once the market is perfectly valued no one has to buy or sell ever again
[+9] u/cannythecat: There's only one way for this energy crisis to end. I have to full port oil calls.
[+9] u/gainsusmaximus: Bols we depart at overmorrow, prepare your steeds
[+9] u/Own-Wolverine-5361: You can't teach your friends options. They don't have the balls
[+9] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: So stocks went down on oil price worry first time, but doesn’t go back down on oil prices worry again. What the actual fuck
[+8] u/PositiveEdge4361: Tuna could either taste really good or really gross there’s no in between
[+8] u/RepresentativeSea583: As the world is going right now, we will soon have world war 12.....
[+8] u/twenty_three_three: Smart bulls understand that the downside risk is huge right now and use some of their portfolio to hedge with some puts.
[+7] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: The last 10 out of 11 fed chair changes have been followed by a 10% market correct. With that being said, CALLS
[+6] u/GladDiscount6749: Project hail mary good or no
[+6] u/skymagic: Carry trade is SO back on the menu 🍽️
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: I want to prepare super hard for my new job so now I need to memorize the burger menu
[+6] u/MushroomStunning3947: tomorrow im discovering options
no one can stop me
[+6] u/IllustratorHour1618: Oil creeping to $100
OpenAI leak on unprofitability and missed targets
BOJ raises inflation and cuts growth forecasts
If tomorrow doesn’t finish in the red I am done betting
[+6] u/Sweaty_Platypus69: Oil up, SPY up. Yup yup.. the circus resumes!
[+5] u/ThisIsMyRedditAcct20: So. Talks and no talks. Attempted attempts on the Pres. just need to keep not doing anything and we pump.
That whole Claude is going to replace traditional software might need a double tap
[+5] u/Bravadette: Why is market data for next week spy options not available on RH?
[+5] u/diefy7321: Many of you bers say the most retarded shit to sound smart smh
[+5] u/Lurk_Maximus: Can Axios a question? Wen SPY 800?
[+5] u/D1finalboss: Futes and oil are fake and gay
[+5] u/mmmmmmmayhem: Where’s all the doomers and gloomers?! 😂
[+7] u/eternalpuer: Y’all ever buy put options on a company, and your thesis is correct but the government gonna bail that mf out now
[+7] u/opiewann: Iran now wanting US investment in the country… yeah, we’re still going to see more up
[+7] u/RansomeRandom: "Just put the fries in my ass bro" is probably the best line I've ever read in WSB and will forever be goated lmfao. Well done regard, I still think about you.
[+7] u/DerrickClapThatAzTon: “CAR announcing pivot into an AI company”
[+6] u/uncsucks: WSJ article about OpenAI's struggles may be the canary in the coal mine
[+6] u/Brain-Silent: Oil rising but stocks up???
[+6] u/ChewbaccaIsBear: My country name literally sound like U R GAY
Not sure if it's an insult to me or everyone else though
[+6] u/bhmantan: 🥭 is unhappy about the proposal, but he can't do shit other than blockade or ground invasion. Looks like more ceasefire back on the menu boys
[+6] u/CptJashun: remember the steuggle for SPY 700? lmao
[+6] u/CurrentRoutine7392: oil up over 4% last 2 days, yet SPY still hasn't gone down . Amazing
[+6] u/uncsucks: Eventually these oil prices will start to matter
[+5] u/barelyreadsenglish: Watching the last week tonight segment on ai is fucking insane. I thought it was bad but jfc burn that whole thing down.
[+5] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Just saw the Jimmy Kimmel joke it was pretty funny but not that funny cause they can dish it but can't take it.
[+5] u/Competitive-Elk9326: Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamp 🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂🐂
[+5] u/gentlesandwich: I know "short squeeze" is a faux pas here, but USO is actually going to Mt. Vesuvius all over the market soon.
[+5] u/Speech_Path: I wonder who’s exit liquidity I will be tomorrow
[+5] u/Dude_with_Dollas: Happy Taco Tuesday. My bet is he accepts the proposal the media is saying he isn’t satisfied with, thus opening the strait and sending the markets up. That’s my wallstreet bet.
[+5] u/Im_Gonna_Steal_It: Love that I can watch my iron condors decay in real time on Robinhood extended hours now
[+5] u/VolcanicCupid69: I am perms bull, but the WSJ article on OpenAI CFO is not good for the OpenAI ecosystem. Double down on Goog is what I read :-)
[+5] u/ring_of_slattern: Ah, the Elon strategy
[+5] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: SPY decoupled from economy and coupled with USO.
[+5] u/Captain_Lameson: Bought some 725c lottos on SPY. Just need 🥭 to 🌮
[+5] u/tonytwocans: Straight her mooz? I hardly know her!
[+5] u/fruitloop00001: Did you know there's a type of option that never expires, with a strike price of 0, traded in contract sizes just 1% of normal? Weird right? It's called a "share".
[+5] u/nyse25: > Fuck i started 9-5
that's the problem
[+11] u/Brilliant_Project923: Most fraudulent, manipulated run-up in stock market history organized by a literal crime family and now, when the market is (inevitably) starting to price in REALITY of the worst energy shock ever….
Mouth-breathers on here: “GUH. Why number go down??”
[+10] u/kairepaire: Red at open and an unexplainable V within a few hours, bringing us to +2% by close
[+10] u/isitdonethen: This market is awesome. A WSJ article talks about how OpenAI is bursting the AI bubble, oil keeps going up, and futures are just down 0.1%. And we all know Barak at Axios will tweet some shit about how Iran is about to open the strait an hour before market opens and it will be a 0.5%+ day
[+10] u/DrElkSnout: Largest energy disruption in the history of the modern world, unsustainable national debt with interest rates too high to service the debt, jobs market implosion in spite of a gaslit populace who can't keep up with real negative rates and inflation that's eating them alive, a private credit meltdown behind the scenes, destroyed commerical real estate, an AI circle jerk keeping the markets propped up even though over half of companies planning data centers are cancelling them due to unforseen bottlenecks in infrastructure and energy and on and on and on....
So obviously, Calls. Market will rip because... because fuck you, that's why. SPY 750 soon, fucking watch.
[+10] u/amplaoumplasD: Too bearish in here.
[+10] u/The_Juice_Gourd: Oil futes approaching $100. Make ready the ceasefire tweets!
[+9] u/kairepaire: If oil goes higher it is priced in. If it drops however then it's an economic miracle leading us to a new golden age!!
[+8] u/l34ch_r: Dead cat bounce is officially over guys
[+8] u/Negative_Dark_7008: The American economy shouldn't be a casino. The fact it is a casino after a guy who bankrupted casinos is concerning.
[+7] u/whitewashedsyrian: Oil doesn’t fucking matter. And if it starts to matter, axios will tweet “a permanent resolution to the Iranian conflict in the works per sources familiar with the matter”. There is no reality bears win.
[+6] u/Upstairs_System_6257: Can't we just print more oil? 🤔
[+6] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: We print oil digitally
[+6] u/kbenitez1271: I'm ngl I pretty much need a -10% day to happen so make it happen
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: 33% POET 33% CAR 33% BIRD 1% SPHD
[+5] u/Montyprice7206: No one knows what’s happening any more, just make money 🤌
[+5] u/bananashakewithice: Bought calls for tmr. I’m cooked
[+5] u/kolovod: Ready for a taco Tuesday boys? In todays edition "I've magnanimously decided to capitulate to all Iranian demands"
[+5] u/IntentionDeep651: she bough nvidia calls when you were in diapers
[+5] u/Strange_Smoke2170: TACO Tuesday! What is everyone getting?
[+5] u/KundaliniVibes: Damn SPY is down into correction territory
[+5] u/Issa_vibe74: New plan of attack, Calls NVDA, take profit, buy NVDA with said profit, in a years time I’ll be poor!
[+12] u/Nagalavonpelt: Taco 🌮 Tuesday on the menu boys!!!
Whats mango 🥭 gunna tweet to pump the market?
Framework of a peace deal
Threats to destroy a civilisation
Oil will come down shortly
A blockade of a blockade
The straight will open for 45 mins
Eye liner Vance is on a flight as we speak
[+11] u/GrassOrAss954: Dont worry bulls, the market cannot go down because EVERYONE is absolutely leveraged to the tits. If SPY has a bad week everybody gets margin called and the whole thing folds like a house of cards.
[+11] u/Soffatjockis: So oil going up is bad for stonks now?
What is this?! March??
[+9] u/Oxidrox: Why aren’t Oil prices respecting 🥭 concept of a ceasefire with 🇮🇷 ? No reason to spike up like that.
[+8] u/hioman01: OpenAI fake numbers are not fake enough
[+8] u/Simran-0: Alright open the fucking casino
[+7] u/CarSharp5648: They about to pull the rug ? Right when I buy the top I knew was too good to be true
[+7] u/TeriBondVich: Say someone theoretically just deposited 15k into a brokerage and theoretically wanted to make some good money, theoretically what would yall put it into?obv just yk theoretically
[+7] u/Aggravating_Bag5420: Holy fuck this is going to hurt me tomorrow, I'm going ramen and stop smoking cigarettes.
[+7] u/BlackKnightsOptions: Who could possibly see this
[+6] u/A55BAG: So INTC gives out the monster beat and chief accounting officer thinks that now is a good time to leave 😅
[https://www.marketwatch.com/story/intel-chief-accounting-officer-gawel-resigns-a8b9fd55](https://www.marketwatch.com/story/intel-chief-accounting-officer-gawel-resigns-a8b9fd55)
[+6] u/CarSharp5648: It over Powell about to send bulls back to the stone ages before he goes
[+6] u/blemdemman: man I’d buy a BYD ev
[+5] u/zlordbeats: seems like yesterday we were at 640 spy and people posting “🥾 on ground monday”
still shocked
[+5] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: qqq is due for a poetic moment
[+5] u/EarthquakeCrater: After years of underground heat and pressure dinosaur poop becomes liquid gold
[+5] u/A55BAG: Big bull candle for oil coming
[+5] u/diowantsmcdonalds: I’m gonna get double fucked on oracle tomorrow
[+5] u/__nameless____: Bessent is working overnight to push that oil price down lmao
[+5] u/Leather_Floor8725: Big pump or flat tomorrow?
[+5] u/CokeyKoala: [https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/americas/us-mint-gold-drug-cartel-colombia.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/26/world/americas/us-mint-gold-drug-cartel-colombia.html)
This gold comes from a Colombian drug cartel mine. It should never end up at the U.S. Mint.
But it does. The mine poisons the workers. The gold underwrites terrorism and cocaine trafficking. - NYT
We've finally gone full Roman. SPY ONE THOUSAND
[+5] u/llasar17: have you tried stop being a pussy?
[+5] u/WinnerEffective3102: My heart sank - as soon as I saw GOOG as one of the WSB tickers this morning. Sigh, that means to sell it
[+5] u/tocinoman: All those people who tried to get rich quick just didn't do it right
[+24] u/aioliravioli: you never see a family in a cybertruck it's always some lonely ass dude
[+11] u/PowerNoodles117: Just got margin called 😳😳
[+10] u/netflix-ceo: This is how 🌮 will go down:
"After discussing with Pakistan and NEW Iran leadership I have decided to ease the blockade so we get to a deal. Iran has 2 more weeks to come to table after that NO MORE MR NICE GUY. NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS AND I MEAN NOTHING"
[+10] u/TraditionalRock9626: same thing happens every single day, red overnight into green by open.
[+9] u/Mahrez-: AMD over $300? For this dumbass company? Not shorting it is basically malpractice.
[+8] u/Exact_Entrepreneur66: Short oil now. You are just one tweet away from making a profit today!
[+7] u/SilverPrivateer: The world: panicking because of oil crisis
Europe: sitting pretty in green energy, cackling as the windmills turn
[+7] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Europoors failing as usual
[+7] u/KarlLachsfeld: Axios or the Pakistanis are going to once again save the bol.
[+6] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: Oil bols i wish i had your courage to hold knowing fake tweets are always lurking
[+6] u/SeliciousSedicious: Don’t forget to go to her house if she doesn’t respond to the double text
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Today is a ‘load up on more calls’ kinda day
[+6] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Semi stocks literally went on a rollercoaster ride
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: Watch spy and oil rocket at the same time today
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Bols are exit liquidity
Commodities plummeting, yields rippin
[+6] u/bzl33: AI bubble hasn't popped yet but there's a lot of signal to indicate it's moving in that direction.
[+6] u/Loperenco: Gotta love the fact of MSFT drilling everytime I press buy button
[+6] u/1Oc2s52a12864s3sfa: Any advice on how to work with extremely intimidating people? I don't know how got this internship, but my team is stacked with Ivy league types that seem to set an extremely high bar for me, and I'm afraid I'll fall short on their expectation when they realize I'm from a shitty state university and I'm degenerate who drinks and smokes weed everyday.
I don't know how to do small talk with executive types. This is my first real corporate job at a big fortune 500 company. Fuck me. I just got my welcome to the team email. Do I chat gpt it? Please advise me por favor.
[+5] u/Strict_Cut_799: POET calls tomorrow!
[+5] u/borkdpasito: Oil tsunami coming for the market
[+5] u/Crazy_Donkies: Zoom out on every semiconductor ticker, and no wonder there is some pullback.
Bears are in here praying for disaster when all this is is healthy.
[+5] u/Status-Net2947: Scalped a quick 50 out of this shitty POET stock
[+5] u/broncocannon: why doesn’t Arizona tea make caffeinated teas, and not the RX Energy one, that ones fine it just barely has caffeine, why not a 200mg Arnold Palmer tall boy?
[+5] u/NonsensicalWorries: 🚨DLC color on SPY unlocked
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: most likely outcome is the most anal one
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: Start blackmailing people
[+5] u/StockB0Y: Nvidia just shits out 4% days like it's a small cap
[+5] u/discombobulantics: Getting a fewwwwww too many NVDA gain posts. May be time for a market wide dip
[+12] u/aniote: # The level of panic on this sub when SPY goes -0.18% in premarket makes me think many of you wouldn't fight a spider
[+11] u/nemo_hoesss: OpenAI fucking up ai sentiment once again
[+10] u/Ceyenne18: $5 says that mango will TACO before market opens
[+10] u/OSRSkarma: Sell in may and go away potentially in play
[+9] u/FatFluffyFish: Axios in 1 hr: IRAN announces partnership with Mag7, AMD, INTC and american AI LLM. Promises to gift the straits that was promised 3000 years ago to mango.
[+9] u/Rocky_The_Champion: AI bubble bursting. Imagine OpenAI is the big loser when this settles.
[+8] u/SonOfObito: Somehow I think we still close green today
[+8] u/HooplahTiger: This WSJ OpenAI story going to spook some folks today IMO
[+8] u/CleanScore: And it’s gonna keep going up till you buy then it will tank
[+7] u/mayorolivia: Minor correction before next leg up
[+7] u/piszczel: Advanced Money Destroyer back in business
[+7] u/AgitatedJump8459: FUCK MAN WHY DO I KEEP BUYING ATH
[+7] u/Bonkers119: So the market is just ignoring oil almost being $100 dollars now?
[+6] u/Aggressive_Bit_91: RIP Spotify “music is the future” guy
[+6] u/pain474: 300k SPOT guy will not be able to afford Spotify premium anymore
[+6] u/Crazy-Being7729: Things have gone up so much I’m starting to feel like puts (I always lose money on puts)
[+6] u/Jerikolol: Did anyone already make the dead POET society joke? What loads of ppl? Oh man ok .... :(
[+6] u/Fit-Doubt4251: We all are gonna die eventually just enjoy the rush while you can!
[+6] u/TopRaise7: Open the casinos u crazy bastadds!!
[+6] u/Thisplacesucks011: Open AI shut down SORA because it’s not profitable…. But but BUT. I thought AI was going to bankrupt ADBE….
[+5] u/kwarknagel: Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy.
[+5] u/Cullen8228: Remember kids, it’s TACO Tuesday! Load the calls and wait for truth from your overlord
[+5] u/dumbest-bastard: Might try some of those reverse calls, whatever you call them.
[+5] u/knoqd_: Scam Altman rugged semis
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: I finally got back in the market yesterday after sitting on cash and missing out all this time, yeah I’m cursed..
[+5] u/Unhappy_Hedgehog_808: Damn, I want to hedge with some USO but I got my balls blown off a couple of weeks ago on that shit.
[+5] u/iAmGrimTV: If this doesn't open under 712.60 none of it matters and it gets bought up immediately
[+5] u/AgitatedJump8459: My port will get ass fucked today omfg.
[+5] u/ArgyleGhoul: Refocus on yourself, especially if you have the money
[+5] u/Reasonable_Roger: Kind of surprised futes aren't dumping.