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[+53] u/Critical_Survey_975: “This can’t possibly go up” I say as I enter the only going up factory
[+29] u/RkBaby: Guy below me bought puts
[+26] u/KittyLover-7: Guy above and below me is gey
[+19] u/aniote: Good morning to everyone except value investors
[+17] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/callsonreddit made a bet that SNDK would go to 1014.03 within **1 week** when it was 975.03 and it did, congrats gigabrain.
Their record is now 16 wins and 5 losses
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[+15] u/No-Put2311: “Pullbacks” are liberal propaganda. Just keep going up and to the right
[+15] u/Fhyzikz: Been hearing a lot of commercials on the radio about investing lately and I was called by a Fidelity financial advisor the other day who told me that I "have a lot of money uninvested in money market right now and interest rates are expected to come down" (no they aren't) They really seem to want normies to throw their cash in the market right now for some reason. Probably nothing 💀
[+14] u/ThetaFarmingRegard: zyn and double espresso combo 💩
[+13] u/Weak_Emu3659: Man quits his job to play video games all day and gamble on r/wallstreetbets.
What happens next may shock you.
[+13] u/Paul_Robert_: Alive cat bounce, pls
[+12] u/Deepinthemoneycalls: Just realized Trump has been saying Barack ‘Whose Sane’ Obama this whole time.
[+12] u/mayorolivia: OPEN THE FUCKIN CASINO YOU CRAZY BASTARDS
[+11] u/Moist_Chain_POL: tech starting to pump again? 👀🫣🫨
[+11] u/zuziannka: Don’t wanna bring cuck shit here but I can’t really move on and it’s been a year
[+11] u/killainvest: Don’t let a poorly staged attempt distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
[+11] u/TomatoSpecialist6879: We really went from 🥭 talking to himself as Iran, to Iran actually offering deals without a US delegation present. Bers are so fucked beyond belief lmao
[+11] u/pussinbuuts: find yourself a wingman like stilgar to paul or axios to the markets
[+10] u/ShittyUsernane1222: its extremely bullish in here.
everything is fine in markets /s.
[+10] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Lost
/u/Classic_Bullfrog6671 made a bet that SPY would go to 672.55915 within **5 days** when it was 707.957 and it did not, so they were banned for a week.
Their record is now 8 wins and 36 losses
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[+9] u/mayorolivia: Hot stock tip: invest in AI
[+9] u/Trashpanda7193: MU 510- and people were saying just after earnings it was heading to 200 LOL
[+9] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Semis in the stratosphere. This will end in tears lol.
[+9] u/callsonreddit: If you think your life sucks today at least you aren't going to court today for failed assination attempt
[+9] u/oldprecision: Chip stocks out there hunting bears.
[+9] u/UnivalveX: we will literally never even see the color red again
[+8] u/chuastan: I like money. I can choose not to speak to morons at work
[+8] u/cfaawlday: BUY AI STONKS !!!!!! SNDK MU QQQ
[+8] u/iiGoodVibesii: I am going to buy puts on the spy at open. 0dte.
What am I?
[+8] u/Aggressive-Pizza-716: does anyone know what poet actually does
[+8] u/Burrow-Owl: I'm taking profits today so it's gonna rip for 6 months straight, you're welcome.
[+8] u/DuckLIT122000: John Vix Booth waits for his moment
[+7] u/CEOofBeanz: Coffee brewed, market is opening soon. I assume this is the zen that Japanese centenarians feel
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: If God didn’t want me to be a asshole he wouldn’t have made me poor 😔
[+7] u/sungurse: So MSFT is just going to die already pre earnings?
[+7] u/Chromaticism: Hi can anyone point me to the next 10 bagger thanks
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: My dick is hard and ready to go
OPEN THE CASINO
[+7] u/OK_Computer10101: I’m going to name my triple black Lambo Edgar Allan **POET**
[+7] u/powerboner: Anyone else have a Plan B side account for all the single moms you creampie or is that just me?
[+7] u/iShitBloodandCumShit: When the stonk looks bearish AF with bear indicators a mile long, partnered with downgrades by one of their biggest holders
Guess I’ll buy calls 🤷
[+7] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: Market pricing in infinite revenue for every single chip maker
[+6] u/stonksf: Half you smooth brains watch 1 minute charts
[+6] u/BigBlackAssEater: Gonna need the bottom to fall out of this thing to save my puts
[+6] u/EnginrA: Guy above me pleasures women gently and tenderly
[+6] u/AgitatedJump8459: Msft pls just move up omg
[+6] u/looool_k_libtard: Nothing like signing into work in my $400 million ballroom bunker
[+6] u/AlGAdams: This week is either going to be heaven or hell.
[+6] u/uncsucks: Why did oil fall off a cliff
[+6] u/Glittering_Let6527: It's so bullish in here, kinda interesting what's gonna happen today tbh.
[+6] u/tabrizzi: Hope to close out all POET calls today with close to 3x profit or more.
[+6] u/awetfartruinedmylife: losing my patience on MSFT
[+6] u/Sir_Wayne_Giggsy: I'm a POET and it is well known to me
[+6] u/spsteve: Can someone get me access to the editor's email at axios? I just need 10 minutes advanced warning. Thank you.
[+6] u/Bag_holder1: Is the war on or off, I have news fatigue
[+6] u/East-Compote-1975: POET ? Wow POET WSB!
[+6] u/Sad-Substance8684: When a peace deal is finally reached, it’s going to crash hard. Bubble will continue to grow for now. Bullish.
[+5] u/darkspherei: who's ready to lose some money
[+5] u/VellyJanta: This week gonna be so fun gonna win some gonna lose some
[+5] u/powerboner: Just like my FetLife profile says, Bull/Breeder. CALLS
[+5] u/_Netgirth: Who’s ready to lose more than they can afford to this week ✋🏻
[+5] u/fish_: i have recovered my losses from being a retarded bear earlier this month
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: Bessent got up early I see LMAO I HATE HIM
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: All these finance YouTubers saying “skIP thE CoFfeE” and acting like it doesn’t cost $20 just to breathe for a day
[+5] u/mayorolivia: Top of the morning to bulls and bears alike
[+5] u/Soffatjockis: What does the bear say?!
*Wah Wah Wah Wah wah ahhh*
*Wah waaah wah wahhh*
"It's over valued!"
[+5] u/Critical_Valuable_19: POET has a put/call ratio of only 0.14 and is setup for a larger squeeze btw
[+5] u/LeDoohickey: Today is the day TSLA kills me
[+5] u/OsamaBinBrowsin: Good morning my Hormuz Hoes.
Godspeed on all your regarded plays today
[+5] u/AudiRick_: Big flat day incoming
[+5] u/yyn1999: where is my axios report ?
[+5] u/wendysdumpstr: don't short the bubble bers, enjoy the ride until the crash, i'll give you a tip for today - it's calls
[+5] u/EnginrA: POET up like 40% since last week
[+5] u/powerboner: Cheap MSFT weeklies for earnings YES PLEASE
[+5] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: Just bought some GOOG, AAPL, MSFT while theyre flat/discounted.
[+5] u/X211499Reddit: “In recent years, bear populations worldwide have faced a sobering downward trend, with six of the eight species currently classified as Vulnerable or Endangered.”
We must help stop this bear extinction guys
[+5] u/sfeicht: I hate capital gains tax…
[+5] u/chuastan: If the fucking mag 7 goes down. U do know all stonks u own will be toilet paper right?
[+5] u/OK_Computer10101: 🌽has gotten close enough to 80… next stop 40
[+5] u/AdExtension3875: This is bulish! If some losers almost kill the president, thats means no one relevant is trying to kill him!
[+5] u/AccountOfMyAncestors: It’s like what the great Isaac newton said: What goes up stays up. Keep buying
[+5] u/moosewithamuffin: rate cut wednesday to honor jpow
[+5] u/d33p7r0ubl3: How are we losing money this week?
[+25] u/TickTockTaudit: It’s hard to accuse anything of being a false flag because literally everything is so retarded. What a time to be alive. Anyway, calls.
[+20] u/schroDONGer: Wake up
Check the markets
Take a shit
Get out of bed
[+18] u/pleasestoptalkin: So many of my friends have quit drinking and now use THC like everyday and call themselves “sober.” Dog, you a drug addict.
[+17] u/rugbyliebe: Can't wait for the casino to open. So many bullish things happened during the weekend.
Peace talks failed, China blocks an US company called Meta from acquiring something, 🥭 basically won over all journalists and an assassin.
Ah yeah and Oil isn't really up.
Green rocket here we come.
[+16] u/spectra444: Good Morning everyone, I hope you slept well and your coffee is good. Have a great day and good luck out there my fellow regards 🫡☕️
[+15] u/trsx5: Oil rallying. You know what that means, a random Bessent drop incoming.
Calls all day.
[+13] u/DM_KITTY_PICS: https://preview.redd.it/6rgs8j0m3qxg1.png?width=1254&format=png&auto=webp&s=8da743a3ceb373113a9a158cbbbc818a9487fdde
[+12] u/silverfutes: This decade is lit, someone takes a shot at the president & VIX drops. Only in America 🇺🇸
[+12] u/_pout_: This place goes from euphoric to desperate in a microsecond
[+12] u/Garage_Beer_Enjoyer: I was 1 year early on intel, i made 2k off of it
I had 10k at 18 bucks and boy oh boy do i wish i was a value investor right about now
[+12] u/Me-Regarded: Possibly red until Wednesday, but then place your bets. Fed and earnings will rock this market.
Biggest ber fear is inflation is really hitting again, I see it in daily life. Hawkish Fed could be a big problem for this rally.
[+11] u/kpdon1: So market went up Friday bcoz of a meeting in Pakistan. It got cancelled by Saturday but somehow the market is still pumping on Monday?
No positions rn but this thing has no logic.
[+10] u/bertacle: buyers are exhausted
[+10] u/orsomeshitidk: I better eat my breakfast before the adderall makes food seem like a plebeian inconvenience
[+9] u/winston511: Since we are just pumping pc components first it was gpus, then memory, then cpus…what’s next? Cases! You need something to put all your components in cases pump has to be coming next
[+9] u/BullCowBear: POET 20% up at open, 50% down at close boys!
[+9] u/LividAnt9602: Ok Bears you actually may have a shot today.
Just don’t be greedy and take the opportunity to exit your positions. We resume the pumping tomorrow
[+9] u/Melodic_Ad_6316: Hold on, dump loading
[+9] u/UnknownM007: Gambling with rent money is so fun
[+9] u/the_mind_goblin1: Semis are so leveraged that this dump was probably one of you retards selling
[+9] u/UnitedCup1814: People should be buying more intel after that 25 percent run in one day. Ratards
[+9] u/dljmonkeyboiz: Load up on calls at open .. same as every day
[+9] u/Indra_Sx: Ath but yet my port has only seen red all 2026.
[+8] u/Erieztoys: Holding SPY and NVDA PUTs over the weekend, seems to have not been a good idea.
[+8] u/TopAcanthisitta2972: So Intel committed accounting fraud and their lead accountant resigned immediately after earnings. Totally not suspect at all.
[+8] u/Erieztoys: Need SOFI to cure cancer this week, so can get rid of these 2000 shares/bags.
[+8] u/SilentExtinction: Intel is a pre-profit company LMAO
[+8] u/wyudtix: SELL EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
[+8] u/orsomeshitidk: I resigned from being a captain with my vol fire department and they never took me off the paging list so I still get all the drama and info but don’t gotta go deal with it lol
[+8] u/LayerClear5664: Just survived the great bear market of 8-9am Apr 27 2026
[+8] u/abroadbroadband: _sigh_
_looks at Wendy's uniform_
I don't know guys.
I can't take too many more days of this.
_puts on Wendy's visor and headset_
😒
[+8] u/ten7four: Need some really bad news to come out, like apocalypse-level bad, so that QQQ can pump on the bad news and my calls can print
[+8] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: Izrael restarts bombing, oil +2% instantly.
the fact that because of nation of 7 million, nearly 4,5 billion people are currently suffering is wild.
[+7] u/whomakesthetendies: Is Axios state propaganda?
[+7] u/peterpeer9: Market is boring
This thread is boring
You are boring
[+7] u/dash_trash4255: Intel committing bukake
[+7] u/gomper: Does CAR have one of those baggie cope subs yet? Where they all dream of how its going to squeeze again and save their top-bought bags? The one for fakemeat was pretty entertaining
[+7] u/claytondpark: Still and hour left to open which is causing nervousness for many of u I'm sure...
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: this shit is so fucking primed to dump, not buying puts though
[+7] u/sck178: Ah so we are at the "SPY is pretending to go down" portion of the week. Classic Mondays
[+7] u/elvee61: I never learn. Ate chicken salad at a reunion. "It smells okay".
I'll be trading from the shitter once again today.
Note to self: Call handyman about putting in USB outlet above toilet.
[+7] u/Independent-Tree-985: > Musk v. Altman heads to court. Here’s what’s at stake
I hope both lose.
[+7] u/jasperCrow: Anyone else notice that the oil market doesn’t eat tacos anymore?
[+7] u/hedwigpanda: Ok against all odds, us europoors have pushed this thing to green, better hold now, no funky business, ameritards.
[+7] u/the_mind_goblin1: yes, the company does nothing and makes nothing, its pumping for literally no reason
[+7] u/TheBreadMan10: “Finally” breaks out
[+6] u/Few_Egg3567: If I bought anything other than msft I'd be rich
[+6] u/Exciting-Bag-5445: Last week to buy NFLX before it resumes the uptrend. Consumer remains strong
[+6] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Just yolod into OKLO
[+6] u/Me-Regarded: Greasy pigs dumping in fresh money after a 19 day parabolic move for the record books... Oh no, why are pulling back? Idiots
[+6] u/FarChange6358: A true market whore is neither bull nor bear, they will buy whatever the day dictates..... I maybe be a bear until noon and a bull after.
[+6] u/claytondpark: Clearly last week was the late buying stage in this semi pump and they ain't gonna let those buyers keep their gains if they hadn't sold or don't sell very soon. Just how the mkts work...
[+6] u/CrabyDicks: Worst move of my life was selling my 1200 shares of amd at $11...
[+6] u/orsomeshitidk: Gas up another 20 cents here. Fuck man. This bitch gets much higher and I’m telling work I’m wfh until it goes back down unless they wanna pay commute milage
[+6] u/CasinoAnd69Manager: ASTS to $200+ by end of 2027
[+6] u/Confident-Athlete-57: will my ASTS calls print today
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: So we still allowing MU and Sandisk to run vertical? Lol yeah this will end well
[+5] u/__nameless____: Germany is taunting 🥭, I don't think he'll take it well if he heard about it lmao
[+5] u/vermilli21: NFLX looks like it will remain shit until the end of time
[+5] u/Fun-Journalist2276: Good morning POET HODLERS except the bears
[+5] u/Necessary_Reaction62: Imagine selling poet at fucking 5 dollars (me)
[+5] u/AssociateLate1116: QCOM runs to 200 this week
[+5] u/Maximus806: Im going to invest $20 bucks today and let those bad boys rip !!
[+5] u/NVDA_Gaped_Me: Full port spy calls today
[+5] u/Fantastic_Pirate3948: Small morning dump, followed by the V. I’ll be looking for my daily entry around 10:00 AM
[+5] u/Hot-You-7366: expect the white house to take the Iran deal proposed yesterday when markets need an infusion of momentum
[+5] u/Coogiez: When new axios headline
[+5] u/darth_scion: Don't even open this weak shit
[+5] u/Vlisa: Happy for POET holders! Didn’t buy when it first popped up here last year, thought there were better semi’s to hold.
[+5] u/i_may_need_rope_soon: Big dump this morning (me, not the market)
[+5] u/Raviraj_Pophale: Sell in May and go away!
[+5] u/AnotherDegenerateFK: Stock manipulations will continue until we stop donating to retirement accounts and get rid of derivatives markets
[+5] u/Randhir_Basi: The only certainty in the current market is that there is no certainty on market direction at present and even a buy the dip strategy can result in short-term losses.
My preference would be for a big drop in the market to make 'buy the dip' purchases for the longer term.
Obviously that wouldn't suit everyone, especially those trading on margin.
This is a time to be especially careful.
[+5] u/Jaredthegoat_: if the premarket is an indicator of anything, it's that you're not getting any major price dump today, so bers and bols get cooked by theta
[+5] u/good-times-: Everything is crazy bastard
[+5] u/Wowmuchrya: Why is Intel not at 200? It only loses 2 billion a year wtf!!!
GO TO 500!!
[+5] u/PhysInstrumentalist: Good job on the futes bears, now u guys are making the parabolas
[+5] u/claytondpark: Rddt is priced at twice the pe/fwdpe of meta while in the same sector. They gonna dump this shiet even if it posts good er and guidance? I wanna be bullish but def weary...
[+5] u/Samjabr: What has two thumbs and bought GEV at the top 🤡
[+5] u/goofy-boots: fell asleep at like 11, fuckin woke up 4 for no reason and couldnt fall back asleep. hate that shit
[+5] u/wyudtix: Being a Ber in this market means rooting for war for continue so your poots can print. It’s me. I’m Ber
[+5] u/PeggingOnMolly: I just want a complete economic collapse so I can go play in the woods like a kid again except I don’t have to be home when the street lights come on
[+5] u/peanuts-in-my-jelly: what's the *funniest* thing that could happen?
[+5] u/215aPhillyiated: Nvda gonna finally take off again?
[+5] u/mwfguxckdyou: Believe it or not, straight to the moon.
[+5] u/El-Klotzo: Why is MSFT such a POS
[+27] u/trust_it_bb: POET HOLDERS WENT INTO THE WEEKEND LOOKING AT LAMBOS
SAW FUTES AND STARTED LOOKING AT MANSIONS
NOW THEY’RE ON GOOGLEMAPS LOOKING AT STREET CORNERS TO PLANT THEIR TENTS
LMAOOO
[+25] u/SxeySteve: Strait: closed
Diplomacy: failing
Oil prices: sky high
Global economy: cracking
SPY: 🤪A.I. bruh🤪
[+24] u/TropicalOinkment: Just woke up, can't wait to see how my POET calls doing
[+22] u/Interesting_Leg8859: # DEAD POET SOCIETY LMAOOOOOO
[+14] u/browsk: Damn it’s crazy how much more excited I am for market opening on Monday vs my fucking job fuck
[+14] u/trust_it_bb: LMAO HOLY SHIT POET RETARDS AHAHAHAH
[+14] u/Opposite_Engine_6776: POET had like 1 customer and they lost it LMAO
[+14] u/corundum9: POET down 40% to prices not seen since 7 days ago.
[+13] u/Slabbed1738: Lmaaooooo
Some dude last night was bragging about his DD on Poet and that he was gonna make a million today
[+12] u/knoqd_: > $POET said Marvell canceled all purchase orders tied to Celestial AI, including initial production orders first disclosed in 2023. The cancellation was tied to alleged confidentiality breaches, while POET said it is still serving other customers, including a separate $5M order
Holy rug
[+12] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: oh no Microsoft is so tied to openai, that's scary, lets sell the stock. Oh no Microsoft no longer tied to open ai, that's scary lets sell the stock
[+12] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Who bought POET at $15 raise your hands, then go sit on the retard stool for the rest of the day
[+12] u/BuckWildman01: I don't think Iran opens the Strait until after the mid terms. They know they have Trump trapped and can achieve regime change in the US just by holding the Strait closed. No US admin would ever attempt to attack Iran again after that. Achieving long term deterrence.
[+11] u/dogefool88: A generation of POET baggies. I feel sorry for them
[+11] u/derprondo: Y’all haven’t been rug pulled in far too long and it shows, take those profits next time.
[+11] u/mmaban: i am so absolutely cooked on poet
[+11] u/LaserBeamer17: Open the fucking casino you crazy bastards!
[+10] u/chainer3000: > On April 27, 2026, POET Technologies announced that Marvell Semiconductor Inc. canceled all purchase orders previously received from Celestial AI. Marvell, which acquired Celestial AI, cited violations of confidentiality obligations regarding the disclosure of order and shipping details
GG you have only yourself to blame POET lol
[+10] u/LDRispurehell: Duality of poet comments in one hour. RIP to the bulls whose ports were up 400%
[+10] u/DarkR124: Holy shit holy shit holy shit I bought lotto puts on Friday for POET and just made 650%. Best start to Monday ever. I’m wired lol, guess I ain’t going back to sleep
[+10] u/zg44: POET CFO might be the biggest dumbass on the planet. Spilled the beans and got the contract cancelled. Breached the NDA to pump the stock. JFC.
[+10] u/Initial_Ad_9250: The bols loaded POET, chasing the green,
But bers showed up and slaughtered the scene.
Down forty percent, a beautiful red,
My retarded calls are officially dead.
Margin is knocking, I’ve got nothing to lend,
See you behind the Wendy's dumpster, my friend.
[+10] u/fire_alarmist: This is the most precarious, tippity toppity balanced on a knife's edge market the world has ever seen.
[+9] u/2020isgreat: MSFT gets fucked for associating with OpenAI and dissociating lmao
[+9] u/Shoganai_Hito: Imagine buying POET and CAR at the peak last week oof
[+9] u/trust_it_bb: POET Delisting within end of day this’ll be crazy
[+9] u/sleepygarner: Dead Poet Society...
[+9] u/funkyk0val: imagine your stock imploding not because product is bad but someone couldn't keep their mouths shut. must be a fun day at the office today.
[+9] u/SmexyFlexyStudley: It’s funny how thetagang just continuously skullfucks everyone yet bears and bulls still think of each other as enemies
[+9] u/YTLupo: Had to hear about poet all fucking weekend. Goodnight sweet prince lmao
[+8] u/PsychoSynthesizer: As the saying goes: "The bers make sense. The bols make money"
[+8] u/sjtomcat: Wow super cool POET not like I was going to get puts at open. Unreal
[+8] u/The_Cornwallis: About to be a lot of POET bag holders lmao
[+8] u/knoqd_: > *MICROSOFT WILL NO LONGER PAY A REVENUE SHARE TO OPENAI
Market doesn’t know how to react lmao
[+8] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Holy shit! What was the candle on MSFT??
[+8] u/csklmf: [POET](https://www.stocktitan.net/overview/POET/) Technologies Inc. ("[POET](https://www.stocktitan.net/overview/POET/)" or the "Company") (NASDAQ: [POET](https://www.stocktitan.net/overview/POET/)), a leader in the design and implementation of highly-integrated optical engines and light sources for artificial intelligence networks, today announced the cancellation of all purchase orders received by the Company from Celestial AI, including the ones for initial production units first disclosed (the "Purchase Orders") by the Company in a press release on April 25, 2023. Marvell Semiconductor Inc., which acquired Celestial AI, provided written notice of the cancellation to the Company on April 23, 2026. As the basis for the cancellation, Marvell indicated that the Company had made disclosures of information related to the Purchase Order and shipping information in contravention of its confidentiality obligations.
[+8] u/JZ4012: poet holders just became "long term investors"
[+8] u/AdditionalMany1292: LMAO you $poet people as poor as actual poets 🤭
[+8] u/FatFluffyFish: Whoa, POET fell off a cliff, thank god I didn't touch that shit lmao
[+8] u/Zestyclose-Ice-3434: POET -40% PREMARKET 😂😂😂
[+8] u/Shoganai_Hito: All those POET gainz posts last week lmao
[+8] u/hermeskino715: No longer paying revenue share to Scam Altman? How is that not bullish? Lol wtf
[+8] u/jijitalk: Wtf? Isn’t that a good thing that MSFT is disassociating from openai?
[+8] u/Top_Cockroach313: My POET PUTS ENDED FRIDAY 😮💨😭
[+8] u/Wooden_Home690: ahaha I sold POET at 15 on Friday. knew it was coming. im becoming less retarded
[+8] u/Nagalavonpelt: No crying in the casino 🫵
Poet is just experiencing a slight adjustment to its share price
Generational buying opportunity for you bulls 🐂
[+8] u/teh_herper: # "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity"
-Edgar Allan Poe
[+8] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: POET 🤝BIRD
Bagholders hall of fame class of 2026
[+8] u/Sco_420: You’ve never lived until you full port ODTE calls at open and sweat every one minute candle.
[+8] u/Time_Molasses_1581: People were buying 0dte 720s 10 min ago 😂😂😂
[+8] u/akunisg: no government intervention please, let these retards feel the pain
[+7] u/DLD1123: Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not buy puts. It is not a bear, it does not FOMO.
[+7] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Bro what just happened to POET
[+7] u/BBpigeon: POET dropping like it's hot
[+7] u/e10n: Lmao what the fuck happened to POET.
[+7] u/McClintockC: > sees bots spamming poet grift
> buys poet calls
> stock tanks
How could this happen to me
[+7] u/Shoddy_Ad897: Poet just killed like half this sub
[+7] u/AlpacaDream7: Generational dip buying opportunity in POET (you will bankrupt your family for generations)
[+7] u/Elons-Musky-Balls: Poet Guy on Rope Watch. A new WSB king Regard may be crowned
[+7] u/WendyDumpsterFire: I got rugged by POET regards
[+7] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Poet just wiped out all my gains overnight
[+7] u/Personal-Boss-7111: POET dropping like a pharma stock after a failed clincial trial.
[+7] u/OptionsHuduga: DEAD POETS SOCIETY. Starring all bols.
[+7] u/CornedBeefKey: There once was a reckless young POET,
Who gambled his cash and then blew it,
He lost all his savings,
And still had the cravings,
Now sucks dick down the docks to fulfil it
[+7] u/RixiasThreeSizes: I was just looking at premarket last night and regretting selling my POET on Wednesday. Thank god lmao
[+7] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Who full ported poet, it's OK we are here for you moral support
[+7] u/Mindless-Mistake-885: POET 😂😂😂. So many bag holders created today
[+7] u/VirgillMastercard: Impressive how the market fucks my portfolio every single time!
[+7] u/Extension-Change-441: uh oh SPY is -0.13%, time for the ghey bers to dance
[+7] u/RjBloxks: bought calls after 1% open pump I truly belong here
[+7] u/b1gb0n312: It will go up or down
[+7] u/Legal-Bodybuilder913: Axios. Didnt specify REAL news
[+6] u/itslikewoow: Today’s going to be boring AF
[+6] u/justlosinmoney: Blowing my work bathroom up right now
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Turns out, they *can* keep getting away with it.
[+6] u/SlfImpr: $POET
Glad that I sold some covered calls on POET before this happened:
As of April 27, 2026, POET Technologies (NASDAQ: POET) lost all purchase orders from a unit of Marvell Semiconductor Inc. (formerly Celestial AI) due to alleged confidentiality breaches. The canceled orders, initially announced in April 2023, caused POET shares to fall 20%. Prior to this, POET stock had surged on hopes of integrating its optical interposer technology into Marvell's AI networking products.
[+6] u/drakilian: That was a juicy little retard dip on MSFT
[+6] u/hiphopanonomos: Thank God I sold some MSFT covered calls Friday afternoon
[+6] u/McClintockC: And on the seventh day the Lord created the bers, and saw that they r fuk
[+6] u/ForCrying0utLoud: Can MSFT chill? Can't even buy cheap calls yet.
[+6] u/I_am_Nerman: Holy shit so many people were talking about POET all weekend
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: Man it’s so tiring to watch you suckers getting rugged on shittiest stocks, OPEN, DNUT, CAR, AMC, and now most recently POET. MSFT is literally trading at 26 p/e and you want to mess with these scammy stocks..
[+6] u/trust_it_bb: a 40% drop from ath means it wiped people who rode it up 80% lmao its so over
[+6] u/Autistic-Bot: Where’s that nenardic degenerate who bet his retirement savings on $Poet at the top?
[+6] u/DragonFruit-_-777: WTF HAPPENED TO POET LOOOOL
[+6] u/Shoganai_Hito: Guy above me yolo’d into POET calls before market close last Friday
[+6] u/StollSlamsCars: I absolutely love watching a stock go full regard... when I'm not bought into it
[+6] u/OrangMiskin: POET bagholders LMFAOOOOOO
[+6] u/Syab_of_Caltrops: INTC popped 25% and it's not -30% the next day?
Fuck, ber r so fuck.
[+6] u/LeBhikariLe: thta crazy dump on MSFT is almost recovered, and that hulk candle on AMZN is also gone. Back to where we were before 9am ET
[+6] u/Smooth_Equivalent675: POET: trade talks are going well.
[+6] u/svpa3991: And here I was excited bout some msft at open lmao p much recovered dang
[+6] u/Public_Combination25: Msft recovered instantly
[+6] u/surely_not_abot: Get in. We're going higher losers
[+6] u/Public_Combination25: MSFT fuck me again daddy
[+6] u/GetsOffToArmpits: MSFT down before earnings just means it goes up after earnings, right guys...?
[+6] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: People are profit taking so hard right now, feels like the end of the run for a lot of these stocks
[+6] u/Top-Fig845: I’m not mad at selling POET at $12 anymore 😂
[+6] u/Complex-Video-2202: damn this huge red poet dildo slapped me back in reality
[+6] u/derprondo: Imagine holding a stock that has nothing but vaporware products, no moat, several entrenched giant competitors, and after it went up 150%.
[+6] u/dabblesest: Poet with the elevator up, open window down
[+6] u/RaisedByMonsters: Man. Grandma’s Boy would’ve been a millionaire a couple times over had he stayed with his trade. We were rooting for you dog.
[+6] u/eyerollingsex: Iran seems to be an irrelevant topic now
[+6] u/masahirox: Lmao POET chasers got their pants ripped off and served on the thanksgiving table.
Gutted. That’s why you don’t chase.
[+6] u/TurbodToilet: Holy fuck it just literally never stays red.
[+6] u/hudson701: Uncertainty - slow theta chop day in prospect, sit on your hands, save your money unless something obvious pops up.
[+6] u/LongroddMcHugendong: Their one customer cancelled all orders
[+5] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: A lot of comments about $INTC going to $100, so its time to get worried
[+5] u/Separate_Asparagus94: Puts on semis, ai stocks, amzn
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Back to 707 then 720
[+5] u/machinepeen: we're going up and then down, may or may not be in that order
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: The next 9/10 people above me are probably bers
[+5] u/sharkenleo: I gave in and bought SOXL.
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: All you had to read was the Goldman sachs CTA report that hedge funds will buy equities worth 87 and 70B with 2x lecerage last week and the one before. The buying spree has ended Friday.
[+5] u/Thick_Supermarket254: You got fucked by a POET
[+5] u/Mean_Bumblebee1945: WTF is going on with POET? Down -25%
[+5] u/greenchaos: lmao the poets fell to hell
[+5] u/Oxidrox: Chancellor of Germany talking shit saying US is getting humiliated by Iran 😂
[+5] u/Upstairs_System_6257: SELL FUCKING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW
[+5] u/hv876: I didn’t know MSFT released earnings pre-market
[+5] u/Icy-Motor-8519: IMAGINE BUYING POET AT THE TOP, OR NOT SELLING AT $15 😂
[+5] u/AnxiousPilot007: What's the news with msft
Link
[+5] u/jahdyudnwl: POET can’t catch a bid. Zero by open
[+5] u/FOMO_Gains: My first time hearing about POET.
Post the loss porn please.
[+5] u/Deep_Somewhere8535: Msft please drop a little lower so I can load up before earnings 🙏🙏
[+5] u/Dependent-Entrance56: Why did MSFT drop? The agreement seems good?
[+5] u/LongroddMcHugendong: POET is done, their balance sheet is dogshit and Celestial was their one customer
[+5] u/Agreeable-Ad5434: This is gonna be the biggest fakeout
[+5] u/GoZukkYourself: POET getting smacked.
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: msft headline was a good thing
[+5] u/StollSlamsCars: So poet puts at open it is
[+5] u/Aromatic-Ad-6244: Senator, what does your msft position look like?
[+5] u/pain474: If market would have been open, MSFT calls were the easiest money ever. Fuck
[+5] u/Any_Life_6178: TLDR: MSFT / OpenAI agreement is a focus in the Sam Altman/Elon Musk lawsuit so MSFT and Open AI amended their relationship (probably to avoid further lawsuits from Elon/Tesla)
[+5] u/Electrical-Prize5445: Wow MSFT really recovered all of its losses
[+5] u/IlinistRainbow6: everything msft announced this morning is bullish, gets your calls cheap and thank me next week
[+5] u/jdfan51: Everyone asks why the market dip but nobody asks why it goes up
[+5] u/Complex-Video-2202: will poet stop at 0 or falling deeper?
[+5] u/LittleHoneydew3466: If you haven’t noticed nothing in this market makes sense. Bad equals good so market rally today ☝🏼
[+5] u/Emotional_Tie_7927: POET got blown up in the strait of hormuz
[+5] u/CMTTrader: Don't forget to post the POET loss porn today 👌
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: JESUS CHRIST ITS GOING TO GO -50% before open
MOST DESTRUCTIVE RUGPULL I SEEN IN YEARS
[+5] u/According-Essay-4973: Sold out half my POET on Friday. Thank fck.
[+5] u/mook1469: POET 🫡 no longer gonna have my butt spit in
[+5] u/BagHoldersOfAmerica: Welcome to the club all poet buyers!
[+5] u/PercTrader: Should’ve sold those POET calls lmao
[+5] u/Initial_Ad_9250: Poetry is dead, long live prose
[+5] u/drytexterfinalboss: Poet is the Canary in the coal mine 🤌
[+5] u/Mangu4breakfast: Bought 1000 shares of Sofi. Ready for tomorrow
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Where’s the money, Lebowski?
[+5] u/SmilkyD: Que the poet class action lawyers
[+5] u/AmazingPrune2: Lmao poet bag holders in tatters
https://www.streetaccount.com/pressrelease.aspx?ticker=POET&intraday_id=4642009
[+5] u/sharkenleo: What the hell was going on with MSFT?
[+5] u/MoreOutcome8541: Bro people were saying poet to 50 lmfao
[+5] u/AlCapitaan: Adam smith would shit himself if he saw this stock market. What in gods name is going on.
[+5] u/GreenGameboyColor: Sitting this out
Gotta be a wage slave 😔
[+5] u/Miker1730: you microslop bulls talking smack pre market are funny
[+5] u/An_Unusual_Mind: Another day Another pump. I swear the Dow would be 60k now if Pam Bondi didn't open her mouth.
[+5] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Lmao can wait to see the POET loss porn
[+5] u/Jaysler: MU going another ath today, 540 incoming
[+5] u/Suavecore_: Damn it's so crazy how often I sell a call and it IMMEDIATELY spikes straight upward
[+5] u/e30jawn: Bulls, you said a lot of nasty thing earlier and I think building this friendship back up is going to take some time.
[+5] u/jeffynihao: I had puts on POET holyyyyy. Too bad it was only one contract cuz I'm dumb.
Fuck
[+5] u/Visible_Sentence_399: Where is that guy that turned 80k into 800k and said he was holding on POET?
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: No Volume ✅
Massive scam wicks to the upside✅
All the major companies red and just a select few short squeezes propping it all up ✅
Treasury Yields up ✅
Dollar down ✅
Yep, its a scam Monday open again alright.
[+5] u/80s_JDM: AMD about to destroy some bagholders aspirations for generations to come
Lmao
[+5] u/Stunning-Dig-8916: I hit 100k today thanks to micron! Maybe I can wait until 120k or so to secure profits.
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: These companies have not yet felt the ramifications of their AI fomo. Fuckn shit is not locked down at all. The bills theyll receive will be off the charts. Small companies thinking they can spend like Microsoft are in for a violent awakening.
[+5] u/zainwhb: MSFT bers will suck this BULL kok when time comes, trust
[+5] u/ismebbb: oh fuckk we're dumping. I knew it was a red flag when there were no bear celebrations this weekend
[+5] u/Solid-Season9984: WHERES THE EFFING VOLUME!?!?!?
[+5] u/Spy300: Someone does not know that the cost to mine pecious metals goes up with increasing oil prices, quite significantly. Price to sell must also go up.
[+5] u/jeffynihao: MY POET PUTS EXPIRED WORTHLESS ON FRIDAY
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: Oh nooooo, MSFT won't have exclusive access to OpenAI. How will MSFT recover from this travesty?
*buys MSFT calls*
[+5] u/GuwopGOAT: I’m holding Poet to 0
[+5] u/Traditional-Fan-3391: Instant bounce, literally couldn’t make this shit up
[+5] u/ABorder7126: So are we squeezing poet today??
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: Absolutely full porting calls SPY headed to $800 by Friday
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Guys I have 30k to make 6k to finance my trip to Japan, any suggestions?
[+5] u/kolovod: Does anyone understand why oil has been dropping?
[+5] u/SlfImpr: $JOBY
Video of latest Joby Aviation flight in New York:
[https://x.com/jobyaviation/status/2048718934916976932](https://x.com/jobyaviation/status/2048718934916976932)
[+5] u/Oxidrox: What is the color appearing on QQQ now? Never seen it before? Starter investing one month ago.
[+5] u/CD274: Apparently marvell pulled the deal because they broke NDA lmao
[+5] u/CorndogSummer: “Iran offers US deal to reopen straight but postpone nuclear talks” -Axios
[+15] u/FuckingJPMAlgos: # Can you fuck faces stop the POET spam? Fuck off with your pump and dump schemes to Twitter. Leave wsb for pure retardium DDs
[+13] u/twostroke1: Cleaning lady at work keeps opening the men’s restroom door “house keeping?”
for fucks sake lady, yes I’m still in here hiding on the shidder gambling, you’ve been asking for the past 3 fucking hours.
[+11] u/vCharged: Can we just ban POET from the sub?
[+11] u/Cold_Substance9812: red days are literally impossible. how is this legal. government is just blatantly shorting oil whenever the market drops
[+10] u/VIPDeluxeTendies: What happened to the POET guy who last night was saying he was going to be a millionaire today?
[+10] u/GladDiscount6749: Spy very healthy very normal this is the price action of stability
[+10] u/cryptopolymath: I hope no one ordered a POET vanity plate for their Lambo
[+9] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Can we get a -100% day on POET today?
[+9] u/pidaryob: probably a condition of pre downturn or something. market needs a down turn, not saying it happens specifically here but, this level of volatility is a clear symptom of overinflated pricing with no substance is it not?
you watch your favorite stock dump 40$ pre market and recover it all back within 15 minutes that ain’t normal.
anyway i’m jerkin my shit till i see spy 500
[+9] u/oldbeancam: POET bulls
From what size yacht to what size rope
[+8] u/FrequentUpperDecker: POET holders, you are now part of a community!
[+8] u/Bam2458: I reasonably expect continued 900% annual returns from SOXL moving forward.
[+8] u/baconography: This is going to trade in a two-dollar range all day.
And for that reason, I'm out.
[+8] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Why can't we just get a solid - 2% spy day
[+8] u/shindiggaa: Buying 720 0dtes wasn't the play
[+8] u/Major_Ad_1072: I was feeling bad for my weekend puts but then I saw POET and how everyone lost even more money than me
[+8] u/No_Fig_7835: “Possibilities of talks” 🤣
[+8] u/Strict-Hearing-177: Poet hyped Friday knowing order canceled , more inside!!
[+8] u/PROMlSED: LMAO all the POET holders were so happy last week
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: POETards a couple of days ago: LMAO imagine buying CAR at the top
POETards today:
[+8] u/Aware_Secret_8910: WARNING! WARNING! WTI approaching critical levels! Position yourselves for the fake headline!
[+7] u/Key_Abroad7633: They just can’t let the market go down as soon as it went red it was instantly bought up
[+7] u/myironlung6: # Intel says its chief accounting officer has resigned
INTEL +5%
[+7] u/kairepaire: this sub:"woooow, what a day. UNREAL. Insane!!!"
checking the market: completely flat
:/
[+7] u/DegenGonnaDegen: POET holders just need to zoom out
[+7] u/ScroogeMcThrowaway: POET downfall, justified.
[+7] u/Comfortable733: These people at my work are actually working, fking losers. Get your phone out and make some gains
[+7] u/GladDiscount6749: Anytime theirs a semblance of volume on spy it starts fucking screaming and writhing in pain lmao we are propped up on geo political truth social pump fakes
[+7] u/kwarknagel: Not right now kitten, the walls are closing in on daddy.
[+7] u/JPM1216: If margin calls you don’t pick up
[+7] u/king_of_all_retards: Someone on r/stocks posted a question "why is the stock market so calm?"
#You fucking dense retard
#People out there fighting with all their will power to not blow up their ports
[+7] u/nknk_3: This is the end. Preserve your capital and sell everything in sight
[+7] u/Possible-Mobile-6309: SPY is down 0.05% and wsb is acting like it's down 34%.
[+7] u/angrybubblez: Guys I have been a bear for 2 weeks. Just full ported calls like 45 min ago when we started dumping. I’m sorry bulls
[+7] u/CavoliRiscaldati: Fuck POET. RDDT my best friend now.
[+7] u/kriegkopf: RIP to that college kid that full ported POET
[+7] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: "Axios is out of headlines, it's not working anymore !!!"
[+7] u/shindiggaa: strap in, we're going to uranus
[+7] u/gregot76: going in on calls, someone knows something which caused that spike
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Market doesn’t want to pump. So puts.
Market doesn’t want to dump. So calls.
Don’t worry it will do the opposite of any move you make. Also, it won’t do shit if you take it both ways
[+7] u/coolopinionlmao: can someone explain wtf is going on
[+7] u/Legendary-Lemon: > U.S. government is accepting donations to pay off its $39 trillion debt via PayPal and Venmo.
LMAO - this must be another brilliant idea that came out from DOGE
[+6] u/quyensanity: Just yolod 10k worth of puts into SPX
[+6] u/riteofpass: Sold POET for profits what’s the next play now
[+6] u/Knarre30: The amount of 20-40% swings of single stocks in the last few weeks is crazy. POET,INTL, Bird,AMD... i guess normal market behaviour, lets just pretend nothing bad could happen.
[+6] u/Equivalent-Net-1557: Where’s the volume??
[+6] u/nyshopgirl: alrigt spy, mama needs cheese for her eggs do something
[+6] u/cramers_asshole: Poet gonna die as a company, right?
[+6] u/Philthatman: SPY, stay under VWAP and go to sleep on your nice comfy bed at 700
[+6] u/JellyfishLarge3794: Be Nana's boy
Get 700k
All in $intc @ 30.
Sell at bottom $21
Regret at $40
fuk this casino at $80
[+6] u/big_chestnut: my favorite recreational activity is bagholding through 20k drawdown to sell at breakeven and watch it rip without me, fomo in at the last second and repeat
[+6] u/cyril1991: No one is gonna sell in a bull run, markets will now only be green or we have one random theta day.
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Market makers are rinsing everyone today
[+6] u/marlonm2321: Just bought more Msft puts. Start loading up on call everyone
[+6] u/kairepaire: WSB daily: ecstatic, crazy, manic, panic
The market: -0.04%
We are not ready for a recession. People here are waaay too levered
[+6] u/Delicious_Put_5857: >Goldman's April pension rebalance estimate is a $23bn equity sell. This is within the 15 largest sell estimates we have ever seen (since 2000). If you strip out quarterly expiries (which account for both monthly and quarterly rebalances), this is the largest monthly sell estimate ever.
[+6] u/Fleeing_Sunlight: This price action do be sketchy
[+6] u/aka_crashoverride: I was promised moon.
[+6] u/7fingersDeep: I just want TSLA to fucking die. Is that too much to fucking ask?
[+6] u/cgonz15: Who tf is buying CAR here
[+6] u/No_Commission9948: Any bears still commenting are not true bears. They just watch from the sidelines. All the real bears died 15 days ago.
[+6] u/Aware_Secret_8910: No, you can't refund your POET shares the same way Marvell got refunded on their POET order LMAO
[+6] u/king_of_all_retards: #Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Kalibaf and JD at Islamabad,
Hormuz, his arms wide,
Oil tank, with sails unfurled,
Mango! His eyes uncovered,
Tehran, when the walls fell
[+6] u/Ok_Abbreviations8440: This is one of those days where bulls and bears both lose
[+6] u/floo82: Lowest volume days in a year for the last 2 weeks
[+6] u/Human_Roboto: Holy shit what a rug pull on poet.
[+6] u/GladDiscount6749: Me him and ur girl and we’re gonna settle this shit feel me
[+5] u/True_Butterscotch362: What’s the play today? Need to pay rent
[+5] u/Jadedtrader33: Damn.
I actually feel bad for POETards.
Definitely some people that lost everything.
[+5] u/Several_Bread_9144: The soft lambs in poet community already asking "Will it reach 16 again?" LMAO no dumfuk, you got SCAMMED ahahahh. Go to the roof dummy
[+5] u/mks_csw: poet investors loss maxxing
[+5] u/thewaterb0yyyy: POET trending on here was the kiss of death
[+5] u/Particular-Cake-6430: QQQ calls on that dip free money
[+5] u/cannythecat: Believe in the V that believes in you and me.
[+5] u/Coley44: Violent Vs with an ongoing war and worsening oil shortage. Funniest learned behaviours of all time
[+5] u/Neither-Still-8841: RED is officially BANNED from the market, effective immediately. Total disaster color. Only GREEN from now on - strong, beautiful, winning like never before.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Inshallah
[+5] u/Christiano97: POET investors eating kibble for the next 5 years
[+5] u/Individual_Error_428: Micron penis saving the market rn
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Just look at POET....this is why we need a new ballroom.
[+5] u/6poundsoverweight: 2 days of bullshit chop I guess
[+5] u/TieDependent3180: Very grateful I avoided POET, and I did so based solely on how much Redditors hyped it up
[+5] u/Head_Routine_9315: This low volume trend is gonna create so many bag holders in retail
[+5] u/MajikoiA3When: POET bagholders need to start posting for free karma
[+5] u/Odd_Papaya8305: All I ask for is a 10% drop on AMD PLS
[+5] u/oldbutterface: Ive seen roadkill more appealing than POET stock right now, ngl
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: Whoever violated the marvel/poet nda and caused this is sooo fucked 😂😂
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: BREAKING: *"Markets gained nearly $10 trillion in just 3 to 4 weeks purely on expectations of peace, but began crashing again after Iran introduced a peace proposal earlier this week."*
Bulls are phukked
[+5] u/rocier: Member when OpenAI was a nonprofit?
[+5] u/clubdirthill: still is, as there is not a profit
[+5] u/Reply_Stunning: ghey bols and my ber brothers, we're all fuk
[+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: As soon as I hit 30, the text on my outdated iphone needs to be extra large, with the volume and brightness maxed out at all times.
[+5] u/Nubesrojas7: Who else is taking a shit rn
[+5] u/socrates4eva: Can Wednesday gets here already? It will determine if I have steak or Ramen noodles for dinner.
[+5] u/Zestyclose_Raisin459: Who saw dominos earnings? 1% same store sales growth in q1 is bearish af… consumer spending is tightening
[+5] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Dont worry POET baggies, you can roll whats left into $ROPE
[+5] u/TreGet234: Spy up 12% in a month is pretty wild. Wish i fullported calls right as the iran situation was getting worse. How foolish i was.
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Scum bag MMs don’t wanna pay out my poots today
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: The mother of all tops, and it's in
[+5] u/Waiting4Reccession: The whole last year any time i look away from any turd of a stock I later see its up like 100% a few months later
[+5] u/Star_Lord924: Seriously wtf market action is this shit
[+5] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Where are the volumes right now
[+5] u/SherbertOk2563: ALERT: BEARS FLEXING A -0.1% DUMP AFTER A +15% PUMP
[+5] u/pooterssssssssss: CNBC spent an entire month(March 2026) screaming every day about how high oil meant stocks couldn't go up.... oil is still elevated but all time highs for stocks lol????
[+5] u/isolated-cat: theta is stored in the balls
[+5] u/cannythecat: Get your calls before taco Tuesday
[+5] u/MrMcjibblets1990: LOL...Thanks POET. There goes my account. That's the double fuck you that I've been getting all year.... Sucks to suck I guess. Yay me!!!!
[+5] u/Asleep_Emphasis69: so much curry…..and sake. Long QQQ
[+5] u/JustCan6425: Aside from storage stocks, I’m thinking weekly gambling ITM calls on BE and/or META. Then ATM calls for both for September?
[+5] u/1gabehcoud: Is POET going to fall back with the rest of AI when Google and Amazon announce continued increase in capex spending this week?
[+5] u/riteofpass: Better not dump at open
[+5] u/OsamaBagHolding: The Welcome party for POET collegeus will be held in reception at 2pm. BYOL
[+5] u/LumpyShock9656: Just when you think MSFT could be a bigger POS, it becomes a bigger POS. VM, what do you think?
[+5] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: theta til wednesday then we moon
[+5] u/cramers_asshole: The POET cfo aand ceo must be writing poetry rn lol
[+5] u/Awake_Beast616: over 100 minutes of pinning the market flat
Market Maker wins again.
[+5] u/Sufficient_Insect812: Looking forward to my morning cigar, followed by my afternoon stroll through the neighbourhood, followed by my evening steam in the sauna. Bears wouldn't know anything about this lifestyle.
[+5] u/PuzzledLeader8941: So glad I didn’t fomo into POET
[+5] u/SouthNice7324: After 2 weeks holding puts I have hedged with calls. Watch the momentum shift and it dumps
[+5] u/Miles-OBrien: Bought POET at 16.50 last night. Cool cool cool
[+5] u/ScytherDOTA: I had POET 7.5 and CAR 200 puts, but expiring 2 days ago.. FML the timing :(
Also sold my amd calls 1 day earlier the moon.
ahhh my timing is shit, could literally turn these 4k into 100k with few days
[+5] u/Independent-List-242: you must have a POET soul to carry those bags
[+5] u/FrequentUpperDecker: They had 200k in revenue last quarter
[+5] u/Sawgambler: We all know how this'll end
[+5] u/Speech_Path: I was exit liquidity.
[+5] u/Scribble_Box: Absolutely nothing is going to happen until Wednesday.
Then it's either open the gates to hell, or ber genocide. No in between.
[+5] u/Ahzmer: I think we need some posts of those unrealized poet gains from friday, and what they are worth today, from people saying poet going to 50
[+5] u/ChainOfThot: Google and Nvidia casually making new ath as everything else burns
[+5] u/ericthedisrespectful: pushing vix down in a desperate bid to keep this thing up
[+5] u/tomato232: I told you guys. RDDT: $250 after earnings, $500 EOY 🚀🚀🚀
[+5] u/Amitriptylinekoning: memory being pumped again wth
[+5] u/Sweaty-Survey-9804: Spy gonna go like this
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[+5] u/isolated-cat: big ass green cock on oil futures
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: POET is the new CAR LOL
[+16] u/ElkQuiet1541: Germany's chancellor says the USA is being humiliated by Iran, Iran is negotiating very skillfully, and war is costing billions with no end in sight.
??? WTF? 🥭 said the war was already won and Iran was begging for negotiations.
[+15] u/yomama_yodaddy: I only try to make around $10 a day to buy a pack of cigs. Sometimes i get free cigs, sometimes i lose 1k no biggie
[+14] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: No matter how bad you feel, remember, someone bought poet at the top
[+14] u/SailorJerry7030: Lost 45k in value on my poet calls, down 10k overall
[+13] u/Karl-Levin: [The White House has told CBS News that it will not conduct its negotiations with Iran through the media.](https://aje.news/ogpzb9?update=4526314)
Yeah it will only use legitimate channels like shitposting on truth social
[+12] u/AggravatingCrow897: Bro, you’ve developed Screen-Induced Gamma Sensitivity Disorder.
Symptoms include:
* hearing phantom price alerts in the shower
* reacting emotionally to a 0.12% candle wick
* believing every bull flag is destiny
* seeing cup-and-handle patterns in your breakfast cereal
* heart rate spike when futures open at 6 p.m.
* checking oil at 2:17 a.m. “just to be informed”
[+11] u/saw-it: Come on, attempted assassination is bullish
[+11] u/Valkorion335786: Kash Patel spotted crawling out from under a table and yelling "FREEZE, FBI!" to an empty room
[+11] u/No_Cod972: IRGC apparently in talks with LULU for new uniforms.
[+10] u/ELI5orWikiMe: QQQ calls as a gamble. But this sideways action is killing my morning.
[+10] u/Mathguy200: I really hate that I’m stuck in this dumb ass cycle of making good money, watching it bleed out on a “safer” play, only to lose half my money and need to slam SPY 0DTE’s to get back to even.
It’s happened three times in the past month
[+10] u/Ble_h: I’m bleeding money today but at least I didn’t touch POET.
[+10] u/Visual_Amphibian6527: did i really buy the fucking top on rklb, nbis, and marvell.
[+10] u/artandambition: 🚨DOGSHIT DAY ALERT🚨 🐕💩
[+10] u/No_Cod972: It's coming.
What? I don't know.
But it's coming.
[+10] u/Brubiu: Great idea - sat on your hands during the dip and now buy the local top.
[+9] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: Caught the falling knife on POET FML
[+9] u/Eldritchsails: MSFT about to be my 13th reason
[+9] u/F1rstOnesFree: I’m offloading my calls. Literally get ready for SPY ATH cocksuckers
[+9] u/stuff_happens_again: It's all green from here on out.
Unless it goes red.
[+9] u/financiallythriving: Dollar General partnering with OpenAI
[+9] u/Sandvicheater: The fact MSFT is letting Altman & OpenAI open its whore legs for its competitors means MSFT no longer feels ChatGPT is the hottest girl at the bar anymore. It obviously everybody and their mother is trying to get with Anthropic.
[+8] u/Jesoo_: i realky should stop gambling and see help bro I lost so much money
[+8] u/BoomerSharkBoy: Those who got murdered by POET, please report here 👋🏻
[+8] u/Carfar_Farcar: Monday's can't be red that's illegal.
[+8] u/No-Sympathy-686: The Ole dump before the big boy earnings routine huh....
Yawn...
[+8] u/pineapplekiwipen: POET always looked shady as fuck there were allegations they were paying off youtubers to promote the stock even
[+8] u/hallett21: Google is a munitions company.
[+8] u/PaxDev: I was promised 720 today. What did you regards do?
[+8] u/EasySunday: Yikes dude. It sucks for whoever uses gasoline. Me, I never touch the stuff.
[+8] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: Poet only needs to pump 80%to break even no problem
[+8] u/CJBlueNorther: Fucking hell, how come everytime I meet a girl I end up really vibing with, they got a kid already?
[+8] u/Warm_Implement3088: Hey guys is a -130 p/e ratio good?
[+8] u/Impressive_Trick_573: All the dipshits who call theta 5 mins after open piss me off. Especially when I watch candles for 2 hours just to find out they were right
[+8] u/Hwangoutpltr: She's an 8 but her balls fall out when she skips
[+8] u/Nudge55: where is axios when u need them
[+8] u/Worried_Quarter469: Made a 10 bagger off my POET put ($10)
[+7] u/F1rstOnesFree: I don’t trust a single person in the government idk why the fuck I play this stupid silly game
[+7] u/Jemmani22: Really talk for a min.
Do poet investors have a lawsuit on their hands?
They breached a contract and tanked the stock.
0% stake in this btw.
[+7] u/Jesoo_: -70% on the gambling port today, I think it’s time to cut funds
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: This buying high and selling low isnt working out too well for me..
[+7] u/MrEdwL: Please share some POET bagholder loss porn
[+7] u/Issa_vibe74: It’s gonna fucking pump in 30 minutes isn’t it
[+7] u/Ecodriverz: Day 283648382847 of spy only moving overnight and being glued to open price intraday
[+7] u/Hotzz89: Market is waiting for me to paper hand these calls. (Yes it is I who is in control of the entire market)
[+7] u/NativePlant870: Bulls in shambles after a 0.2% drop
[+7] u/Totallycomputername: Poets tend to be broke so it all checks out.
[+7] u/I_work_too_much: I know there's at least one guy here that bought CAR >800 and POET >15, fucking show yourself King.
[+7] u/ordep_caetano: $POET baggers talk to me
[+7] u/No_Cod972: We are hard men, and these are good times.
[+7] u/jogolagey: Horrible day to trade options wow
[+7] u/Empland: #My friend just started trading two months ago.
Quit his job. I warned em about these current conditions. Now he's currently back at Wendy's.
[+7] u/damnvid: Idk what to buy but it ain't POET
[+6] u/Cold_Minute_5269: I felt bad missing POET train, sometimes missing a train is in best interest.
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: the end of the bull civilization... -0.0001%
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Wait, you actually have to get a job after grad school?
[+6] u/hioman01: Boring ass market just close it already
[+6] u/gopoohgo: lol holy fuck POET.
It was up 15% last night.
[+6] u/Ok-Analysis4121: Germany really said the US is getting punked right now lol. Just end the war bro. The damage is done
[+6] u/BrownDog42069: sometimes I look at tickers I lost money on and see that it still sucks and just mutter to myself “fucking piece of shit” 😤
[+6] u/rhuffq: https://preview.redd.it/mdzl529d3rxg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2228c84b0c84730358fd4846628f42fc844101b5
[+6] u/OnlyBols: Poet gang abt to write some sad poetry
[+6] u/iAmGrimTV: SNDK just casually ripping another 7% after hitting 1k lmao
[+6] u/patmccock86: Crazy what happens when Bessent isn't rigging the indexes so blatantly with his Game Genie
[+5] u/Burtonwurton: Lol so Scam Cuckman wants to release a phone so AAPL is down. That is the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: The market isn't rigged, you just pick shitty stocks
[+5] u/Appropriate_One_4273: Why is MSFT being such a limp dick today
[+5] u/Eddyrancid: Puts are so lame, even when they're green you're just waiting for the giga-candle to nuke you in an instant. It feels so much easier to let calls ride...
[+5] u/iamthetimby: So market is gay today
[+5] u/Few_Dealer6977: VM what should i do? I just heard myself "GULP!" looking at my losses
[+5] u/pennilessmama: Five day Tesla chart shows the middle finger
[+5] u/GoldenAries4: Commodities and BTC are telling the truth right now. SPY is not.
[+5] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: Which one of you fuckers went inverse wsb and bought poet puts Friday?
[+5] u/United-Hearing-8286: There’s the Gamma move you wanted bears, now stop fucking with my 0dte calls until tomorrow
[+5] u/Alternative-Mode-365: National security mtg in a bit, Mango takes deal as a way out. Midday V imminent
[+5] u/Tommyd023: How are all the POETs?
[+5] u/jazzgrackle: Bought puts. Times to start pumping I guess
[+5] u/MrIntuition: is this the V we were promised??
[+5] u/CherryPokerGame: You knew this was gonna happen when 🌮 said 50,000
[+5] u/chibi78: https://preview.redd.it/7zii5svo5rxg1.jpeg?width=1360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3680858a4b9ea1d6de898360cb99d737b95a6dc
[+5] u/ShitpostSulthan: poet gang.. RIP.. well deserved..
[+5] u/JessKingHangers: POET and space stocks are my entire portfolio.... I feel sick
[+5] u/thornCircuit: trumps response to iran offer is gonna blow up like half of wsb's ports
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: Keep buying puts, it feeds the beast
[+5] u/ShadowMoneyLurks: Dont worry boys, I'll save us
[+5] u/Sea_Trip_8941: Give me circuit breakers
[+5] u/aliensayshi: GOOG - a DECIVSIVE GREEN ARROW
[+5] u/Deep-Text-5909: Pdt removal can't come quick enough this shit sucks
[+5] u/Worried_Quarter469: He didn’t deny loving bubba
[+5] u/NativePlant870: Which flavor deodorant is best
[+5] u/AdOk3638: Why tsler dumping? I thought its all computor
[+5] u/The_Alan_Greenspan: MSFT looks like it’s about to rip damn. Puts.
[+5] u/Tay_Tay86: Poet bears about to get an army of gimps
[+5] u/aliensayshi: INTC = almost 15 mins dump tf
[+5] u/Total_Schedule591: !Banbet nothing happens
[+5] u/ExtremeHeat: Oil is breaking free 📈
[+5] u/Saqify: Now we staircase back up to highs
[+5] u/Boheed: Who tf is Brent and why is everybody calling him crude
[+5] u/ChampionshipOdd947: I thought we weren't supposed to buy stocks that have gone up 20-25% already? That we'd be buying the top and end up bagholding? Remember when that was a thing?
[+5] u/bearhunter429: #Flat until Wednesday afternoon LMAO🤌
[+5] u/i-Vison: Bears talking about panic like sp500 isnt above 7,000 hahahaha
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: Rip everyone’s port who recently bought poet
[+5] u/bandofshepherds: MSFT….come out and playyyy
[+14] u/RagingBearBull: i can end this war easily.
iran wants nukes.
Israel doesnt want iran to have nukes
this is easy, sell iran MADE IN THE USA nukes.
sell Israel MADE IN THE USA iran anti nukes.
everyone wins and united wont cancel my flight to Singapore
[+14] u/AnalBeadsInSpace: You all know that we'd be at SPY $1500 right now if it was **anyone** but Sleepy Old Vagina Neck at the helm.
A fucking chimp on live stream throwing its own shit at senators would have been better than this reality tv show host.
[+12] u/WillTheGreat: The market is at ATH and the daily thread is kinda dead. This is a better indicator than volume. Market is running out of retards.
[+11] u/Chaos31xx: Give it to me I can turn that 30k into 6k fast.
[+10] u/gentlegiant1972: so we pumped on the rumour that a deal to reopen the straight would happen last weekend and now that that hasn’t happen we’re still sitting at all time high? 🤡shit imo
[+9] u/Gunzberg: Glad I held off from POET.
It just got utterly wrecked. Wow.
[+8] u/Xzlk: ‘Dominos flags weak consumer sentiment for sales miss.’
Sir, the consumer just pissed away 10k on SNDK puts.
[+8] u/opiewann: POET community members annual meeting tonight, Wendy’s dumpster 7pm sharp
[+8] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Everyone has forgotten about Iran because another thing happened since then. The US public only has the mental capacity for one thing at a time
[+7] u/ShroomGrown: POET did epic things today
[+7] u/One_Confidence_7069: DJT up 8%, looks like a new bribe just dropped.
[+7] u/Micheal_Hancho: # BREAKING 🚨: MARKETS STALL ON NEWS THAT BARRON LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT YOUTUBE GUY WHO REVIEWS ALL THE FAST FOOD
[+7] u/deevee12: Iran actually had the perfect plan. Despite being militarily outmatched they managed to successfully block 20% of the world's oil supply, holding the global economy and markets hostage until 🥭was forced to give into their demands.
They forgot just one thing.... stocks only go up
[+6] u/MajorSexer67: I NEED A MANAGER NOW
[+6] u/Pristine_Afternoon96: Is poet really bringing tech down
[+6] u/GrossFleshSack: Mango is going to look so dumb when he tacos and stops the blockade without Iran giving up anything. Wonder how he is going to try and spin it to save some face.
[+6] u/Full_Cash6140: Don't look now but the dumbest people on earth are buying tesla again for no reason
[+6] u/Frequent-Nature-630: Poet ate my lunch money
[+6] u/Tempting33: Bears have homosexual intercourse
[+6] u/thedeuce545: This market is an insult to everyone’s intelligence
[+6] u/Any-Cartoonist-7052: NVDA to 250 and I’m done for life I promise
[+6] u/3brcuse: Poet actually going to zero. they were always dead money in MRVL/Celestial AI's books. production order since 2023 and still nothing to show. other customers prolly been feeling scammed too
[+6] u/Brilliant_Object_847: #I AM A FIRM BELIVER IN POETS POTENTIAL >!TO FINISH THE DAY AT -50%!<
[+6] u/Xzlk: NVDA very cheap still
[+6] u/Top-Meaning2626: Are we ready for the ultimate shitshow on Wednesday?
Mag7 reports AH and total reported increase/decrease in Capex could enter hundreds of billions.
It will be the greatest Bool or Ber extinction event since the motherfucking thanos snap
[+6] u/BearBackBeast: HOLY SHIT JUST BREAK 714 OR DONT ALREADY THIS IS BORING AS FUCK
[+6] u/kal14144: Have a folder on my computer with everything I’ve done for a project over the past couple of months. I told Claude to make a PowerPoint explaining everything I did. Took like 10 minutes but it made the entire thing and it only required small modifications
[+6] u/brute-forced: Fuck me, AI took my wife this past weekend. She was cleaning the house and it literally turned on all my smart speakers and told her about my options trading YTD losses. She sent me a text that said she knows and she is never coming back and then after i got home it told me im a fucking retard… gd it man
[+5] u/Sober_Alcoholic_: Wait for dip then calls with 668 or 669 B/E on QQQ calls exp Thurs
[+5] u/Any_Bluebird1765: There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives
[+5] u/Gom_KBull: ***If SPY basically no move, and inflation going bananas...***
***mean market actually down in real value?*** **🤔🤔🤔**
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[+5] u/Correct_Advice3457: FORECAST FOR 2027: Gas 12$ a Gallon. You can pay your doordash with easy and confy 12 x10$ EMI at 13% APR SPY is about to reach 1000 after the invasion of Taiwan. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+5] u/SonOfObito: Amzn $300 after earnings
[+5] u/Shot-Welcome-2822: All 0DTE players getting slaughtered today
[+5] u/Czyzzle: Just look what ya'll done to POET
[+5] u/somebodys0mewhere: Feels like something has switched a bit today ( compared to the last 30 days). we ll see.
[+5] u/Dis_shite_rite_her: Just ate 2 cans of tuna for lunch. Calls on mercury.
[+5] u/Independent_Term5790: Another day, another V.
[+5] u/Vaynard709: Damn feel like I am going to regret shorting nvda this week
[+5] u/ResidentPack4103: You gotta pre market dump so we can pump
[+5] u/Hairy-Background6049: I just saw spy do a amazing glitch
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: They REALLY REALLY don’t want it to go down.
[+5] u/k3t4mine: Someone tell me what to think.
On one hand MSFT is going to stop putting money into a furnace. On the other, it's admitting it was putting money into a furnace.
Hmmmm...
[+5] u/IamyourfantasyX: How my POET bulls doing?
[+5] u/taimychoo: Bought some POET May15 $12 Put on Friday afternoon. Easiest money I'll ever make 😂
[+5] u/Readonly00: Hooray I sold poet on Friday after getting in at 6.5! It is literally impossible to know for sure how any company is going to do from one week to the next
[+5] u/blockchainkitty: America looks at the Middle East like a business deal with facts and money. But Israel’s leaders right now are very religious and believe they must take more land to bring their messiah and the end of the world. That’s why they say no when America asks them to make peace and give land to the Palestinians. Iran used to talk about nuclear weapons, but now it refuses and says it will fight by blocking oil and ships instead. Both America’s president and Israel’s leader want a big win before their elections, but Iran will not back down. So more fighting will probably happen, and America could get badly hurt if it joins the war.
[+5] u/Xzlk: MSFT, AMZN, GOOG, META all on the same day? Uh oh.
(All 4 will rip and any that don’t everyone and their mother will buy the dip)
[+5] u/BearBackBeast: FUCKING DO SOMETHING FISTING MY GIANT GAPING ASS HOLE IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN SPY TODAY HOLY FUCK
[+5] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: When should I yolo CRM?
[+5] u/cryptoguy66: 36 min till DING DING DING!!!
[+5] u/sirkarmalots: Burry invests in MSFT, down bigly
[+5] u/cloud_cafe: Bols got cocky now they must pay for their ignorance
[+5] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Immediately dumps over a dollar when I buy a call! Lolol
[+5] u/samwehl: POET guy in shambles 🫣
[+13] u/Pete26l96: Holy fuck for the first time I actually feel bad for investors ($POET). Legit saw countless comments/posts every day last week about people full porting into it, that the ride eas just getting started, etc.
Genuinely worried some people gonna buy $ROPE
[+13] u/OSRSkarma: Yo where is all that POET loss porn? So many people were spamming gain posts.
Come on don’t be shy now retards
[+13] u/Actual_Difference617: Leavitt : He doesn’t want to speak about Iran between 9:30am to 4:00 pm weekdays.
[+12] u/CarefulAd4757: Biggest mistake I made in my life is buying Poet last week
[+11] u/tika_dengu: Iran has proposed Vance as their new Ayatollah
[+10] u/Mission_Ad_6234: I start school in May thought I would make 10k to not have to work during the school year. Let’s just say I’ll be working twice as much
[+10] u/jakeisarake: I better see some POET loss porn
[+10] u/octopus_serenader: "stop criticizing 🥭. don't do it. ever. also i'm having a baby. do what i say." \~ karoline
calls on blonde cultists
[+9] u/cryptohorn: Costco raised the price per lb of ground beef from 5.99 to 6.49
[+8] u/BIGPOTHEAD: Everyone hating on Schwab last week for making Poet buyers call to purchase due to risk 🤣
[+8] u/S0Anon: just let it be red you dorks
[+8] u/SearchUsual5193: Crude oil does not exist according to this market.
[+7] u/Scalpaholic: I don't know what the celebrations' about. VIX is down only because enough stonks in SPY brought it to flat.
IWM and QQQ starting to sink. NVDA looks like flight to safety.
BTC sinking.
WTI about to break $100 again soon maybe EOD.
Hold on to your Podracer because Market is def Recessing!🩸🩸🩸
[+7] u/nasdaqslut: Risked 400 dollars to make 5 dollars.
[+7] u/S0Anon: Literally 2 guys trading right now
[+7] u/exMemberofSTARS: The year is 2099, the world is a wasteland and no humans walk the earth, nature can not reclaim due to the nuclear fall out. Only one screen remains on and functional. It shows SPY is still green and proves that truly will never make it go down again.
[+7] u/Ujmnhy152: Remember the good old days of images in this thread 😞 I miss Clifford
[+7] u/Neader: Made two much on calls the past two days. Suspicious that Trump's going to announce a war in Saudi Arabian or something soon to fuck me over like usual.
[+7] u/A_Credo: let me guess. Another Axios leak about a Trump ceasefire.
Algos are the biggest regards here.
[+7] u/zetia2: 10k profit in 2 days of trading nvda by buying calls at open
[+7] u/Garbage-Disposal-938: "POET shareholders have experience significant dilution over the past year. POET is not currently profitable. POET is not forecast to become profitable over the next 3 years. Marvell Semiconductor has canceled all outstanding purchase orders of POET by Marvell's Celestial AI unit."
vs.
Stonks Always Go Up
[+7] u/lSazedl: # White House says Iran proposal ‘is being discussed’
[+7] u/SearchUsual5193: Lowkey want the market to crash hard af, the buildup is there.
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: almost a month since discussions going well, iran agreed to open the strait and never have nuclear weapons. A FKING MONTH YOU CRAZY BASTARDS. How much more they can pump with Oil up and same recycled news?
[+6] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: The last FOMC with forward guidance and pussyfooting around every hard question. It's time for frame-mogger Kevin McVolatile to start scaring the shit out of us. LFG
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: The oil chart is a schizophrenic’s dream
[+6] u/TrickyDickCheney: Every time oil pulls back stocks go up and then stocks move sideways when oil goes up
[+6] u/greyenlightenment: Bitcoin obsoleted due to quantum and AI. Old tech. Sad!
[+6] u/octopus_serenader: i think karoline just made up a new word "underbelievable".
puts on blondes.
[+6] u/Happy-Champion1661: surely POET won't dump another like 20% tmrw rr-rright guys?
[+6] u/A_Credo: Oil knew first.
War back on.
[+6] u/fightoraccept: If the market doesn't give me some razzle dazz soon I'm gonna lose interest and have to look at porn.
[+6] u/amanj41: This market sucks balls. At least last year the tacos were actually meaningful because of course you can pause the tariffs you yourself set. A ceasefire extension can’t undo the time bomb that’s going to hit the global economy in a few weeks regardless of when the strait opens
[+6] u/Dapper-Hat-6523: Oil pumping market up? yeah this market is NOT correct. See you all in a recession.
[+6] u/Memento_mori9608: People shorting tech here are about to get burned badly
[+6] u/Necessary_Fly_9266: Good morning how are my POET calls looking today?
[+6] u/John-AtlasGames: Reading between the lines: Bombing recommences after market close today.
[+6] u/InitialPsychology731: thought the msft news would hit more negatively
[+6] u/Dawnoftheman: Nvda on literal crack rn
[+6] u/Intelligent-Claim193: Here comes the tards that buy nvda at the top
[+6] u/Humorsuz: We might be getting a headline soon!
[+6] u/S0Anon: Holy algos. Ban that shit
[+6] u/Provolone-Jones: Trader 1: oil is in a rising wedge pattern.
Trader 2: actually, oil is in a falling wedge pattern.
Trader 3: you’re both wrong, it’s a reverse head and shoulders.
Oil: WATCH ME RIDE THIS POGO STICK
[+6] u/Ok_Persimmon9849: Every major crash has been preceded by rising oil prices. This time isn't different, the MMs just know they can get way more exit liquidity out of the current batch of permabols than ever before.
[+6] u/astromouse2024: Holding aapl 280 calls for end of may
[+6] u/sxiom: #Advanced Money Destroyer
[+6] u/amcgame: NVDA 🚀
💚GREEN💚 is the only colour I know 🍀🍀🍀💚💚💚
[+6] u/Ok_Wealth_3433: Lmao that guy bragging about his shorting BTC “profits” immediately hid his posts and comments🤣
Edit: his entire account
[+6] u/Sick0h: Imagine not knowing TSLA under 300 P/E was obvious buy
[+5] u/Chancey004: Spy barely flinching to this oil spike lol
[+5] u/FabulousLanguage6216: Oil up, MM can’t let stocks slide because they would have to pay a lot of money for the PUTS
[+5] u/Melonskal: I dont think you know what fall off a cliff means...
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Days like this are when I cheer for the death of the PDT rule
[+5] u/astromouse2024: On a serious note, you’re all a bunch of idiots and I hope you all make a shit load of money
[+5] u/FinishWarm1746: Tech rally is priced in. Earnings are irrelevant
[+5] u/CurrentRoutine7392: most manipulated market in history
[+5] u/whitepug: Notice how QQQ is rejecting 666?! BELIEVE IN CHRIST BEARS 🥺😇🙌👼
[+5] u/TrickyDickCheney: Let’s see if we can do yet another oil and stock rally day
[+5] u/Uzunzatu: What time is 🥭 having the war meeting and who is in there with him?
[+5] u/ToughRhubarb8300: Last chance to buy SNDK calls before the stock goes to 3000.
We're just starting to move now...
52 Week Range 31.01 - 1,064.57
[+5] u/WalrusHonda: The bear -> nothing ever happens -> bull pipeline is very real
[+5] u/Largeshmarge: Michael burry responded to my Craigslist add about moving my lawn. He said 20 dollars is twenty dollars. He mowed my neighbors lawn and he taped his iPhone onto the handle he was looking at Zillow and laughing. He always has pies and his name in the conversation
[+5] u/Unemployable1593: imma get ice cream because i deserve a lil treat
[+5] u/Lurk_Maximus: Trade against the machine
[+5] u/It-hurts-whenIP: WSB: market is mega bearish, bull is fuk’d
SPY: +13% in 3 weeks and green on the day 😐
[+5] u/er0ldo89: Crying I sold my Qualcomm calls Friday 😭😭😭
[+5] u/protectthezen: Micro *and* soft. It was written
[+5] u/419Penguins: AINT BO WAY LMFAOOOO 45% down on poet
[+11] u/Apple2o: For NVDA to 3x from here it’s starting to compete with the GDP of the United States
Calls
[+10] u/Dazzling_Breath5940: I can't believe people aren't freaking out and just acting like everything is normal. I've been trading for 15 years and I have never seen anything like this lol
[+9] u/CFA_BR_Advisor: Fuck NVDA man
So many times it went to or close to 200, just to go back down to 170-180.
The moment I buy puts this motherfucker goes to a new ath.
Fuck this
[+9] u/WSB-mods-are-: Bears will say "THIS IS THE BIG ONE!" and then proceed to scoop the smallest amount of fries into the bag you have ever seen
[+9] u/-user222: can’t wait to check my poet calls after a long day of work
[+9] u/theprodigy107: Started inverse trading myself and I’m still wrong. How’s that even possible?
[+9] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Every Monday I fantasize about living alone in some sleepy beach town in like Costa Rica or New Zealand then I have to remember I have a wife and 3 kids in New Jersey.
[+8] u/2AMTrader: Bulls will buy the top of a pile of shit if they see someone else do it.
[+8] u/lessoninprogress: Ive been saying the same shit for the past month and a half. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GOING UP
[+8] u/Dizzy-Green-3188: Upvote for rklb
Downvote for Asts
[+8] u/Big-Safe3031: *slams hand in car door*
[+8] u/cow_grass: Mortgaging the house and buying nvidia puts a day before earnings. Why, cause Fuck this circle jerk humanity destroying company
[+7] u/meatstick94: a whole economy fueled by fortune 500 companies making their slaves use an annoying, fancy Siri they don’t want just to boost their stock
[+7] u/Ok_Sugar_8942: Wheres that $poet poster bragging about gains last week?
[+7] u/Acceptable_Bed_6033: I gotta stop trying to short NVDA when it pops like this
[+7] u/TomBradysNightLight: I am once again asking myself to not be regarded and stop buying puts. Thank you.
[+7] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: Entire markets waiting on mango to say yes or no to iran deal
[+7] u/Perfect_Painter_7863: TSLA going to have a random 7% day soon
[+7] u/RealisticOkra6567: Yall remember when Nvda would have a $20-30 AH pump
[+7] u/powertrippingmod67: today I woke up and cried for the fact that my life was my own
[+6] u/No-Improvement3164: Weeks ago CNBC was talking about stagflation, private credit, high inflation and AI Bubble. Now the last few days they are busting Cash gangs chops. 🤔
[+6] u/ddrsdght: The greatest recovery in history
[+6] u/wallstreetsimps: 👏 SPY 👏 ONLY 👏 GOES 👏 UP 👏
[+6] u/Bizonistic: Market pumping purely on concept of concept of concept of a proposal
[+6] u/perceptive_AI: How do people still believe that karma is real?
[+6] u/have_fun_travel_more: I bought puts, SPY can rip now 😭😭
[+6] u/SignificanceLate7002: 🇨🇦 just announced the creation of a sovereign wealth fund.
You guys should ask 🥭 why the US doesn't have one.
[+6] u/wtf_is_going_on_now: itT iS hArD tO mOvE a $5T mArKeT cAp
$NVDA said
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[+6] u/naccettarealtor: Went from plus 2,900 to minus 7.000
[+6] u/dontslambro: Best bears get now is small green days.
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: You morons are reacting to headlines hours / days after MMs know about it. You don’t think Citadel has live satellite feeds about movements in Hormuz and heat maps on refinery production? You don’t think they have a fuck ton of Chinese PhDs monitoring gamma and spreads across all their positions in real time? lol.
Stop trading headlines, find a thesis, have some goddamn conviction and hold.
Otherwise go back to your minimum wage job at Wendy’s you poor fucks
[+6] u/mysuruhuduga: Up $10k on my Nvda shares, 🙏 Jensen
[+6] u/Bill_Clintons_Desk5: I’ve been approved for options trading. I can finally go full regard
[+6] u/Oldschoolhype2: How long until POET is a penny stock?
[+6] u/Mr-Bonnet: CALLS I JUST BOUGHT ARE DOWN
LETS SEE HOW MY PUTS ARE DOING
[+6] u/rioferdy838: Someone check on the poetards.
[+5] u/Slightlybadpicks: I think I fucked up by buying the POET dip, already down big 🤬🤬🤬
[+5] u/tootnanner: There are a fuck ton of poet bag holders in here lmao meanwhile I made 89k off 500 dollars. Bought weekly 10 dollar puts Friday. Holy fuck
[+5] u/WSB-mods-are-: Burry deleted his Twitter again, YouTube finance guru doomers now posting apology videos. All is right in the world 🤗
[+5] u/am22fcw: SOXX goes +50% in 4 weeks and the best it can do is a 2% pull back lol
[+5] u/Red_1511: Butterfly sellers laughing in piss rn
[+5] u/2AMTrader: Looks like bout to leg down?
[+5] u/fknbtch: every time you have a conversation in your head that it can't possibly go down more, or it can't possibly go up more you are wrong.
[+5] u/potato111a: Some of you about to find out why we call AMD "Advanced Money Destroyer" LMAO 🤌
[+10] u/StandardDot5115: bulls and bears unite to hate on flat market
[+9] u/A55BAG: Burry's NVDA puts might be cooked
[+9] u/Trenavix: what a fuckin snoozefest today
[+9] u/laddie78: Holy fuck I hope none of you were in POET
LOL
[+9] u/tocinoman: After taking today's profits, I'm only four figures in the red instead of five
[+9] u/IGotSkills: Spys gonna craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
At some point, prolly not today
[+8] u/Jebusfreek666: I have heard rumblings that the White House is about to announce the cessation of the ceasefire and the resumption of bombing in Iran. Announcement could come as early as today.
[+8] u/nateyp123: I think we’ve all earned a -1% spy day.
[+8] u/Brawmethius: Lmao POET right after everyone started posting their unrealized gain porn.
Never fucking fails.
[+8] u/csekseni1: Second I buy puts volume drops to near 0 for rest of the day. At least let me get fucked by a pump.
[+7] u/ev01ution: I’m pretty deep on MSFT calls. Lambo or bridges 🚀🚀🚀🚀
[+7] u/Professional-Tap2052: If you lost money today.. Don't know what to tell ya
[+7] u/bobby_stackz: Markets ain't doing shit till Wednesday AH
[+7] u/iacceptmyfate: Sandisk up ANOTHER 8% today...don't buy it they said. it's overpriced they said.
[+6] u/NewlyOld31: Another 1250$ today on futures. 6 days in a row now
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: Reloaded my futures account for the 10th time. This time will be different! Get that lambo ready for me.
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: Yeesh using a almost tragedy to push a fucking ballroom is just another level of this bottomless pit I didnt see coming
[+6] u/baadllama_ghost: holy shit, these earnings estimates for the MAG 7 are fuckin SOFTBALLS!
no way every single one doesn't crush earnings
[+6] u/D1finalboss: I should’ve just bought Pokémon and magic the gathering cards at this point
[+6] u/Nervous-Sky2414: Rubio rejects latest Iranian offer to open the strait of hormuz. Source - Israel Times
[+6] u/TimAppleBurner: I sold NVDA at 184 😐
[+6] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: destroyed the bears yet again, I can't believe this lol puts are tempting but not against this madness
[+6] u/Rugpull_Generator: Imagine being a BITCH ASS BEAR buying puts during STRONG AMERICAN STOCKS' EARNINGS SEASON lmao
[+6] u/csekseni1: Did everyone spontaneously combust at exactly 3 pm? Where’s the volume
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: Is there a group of NFLX shareholders/victims I should know about?
[+5] u/Respectable_Gooner: lil yachty once said “man, fuck them kids”
[+5] u/JiffKewneye-n: trump seems to be very mindful that he is president of the stock market gambling first
[+5] u/tocinoman: NVDA to the moooooooon
[+5] u/SouthernRow2710: So peace talks got canceled.... the Pentagon told congress last week it would take 6 months to clear the strait of mines & they could only start *after* a peace deal was made. Food prices are already up ~8% over the last year. It's only going to get much worse. There's basically no way around $5 gas or even legit shortages (a lot of the world is already in early rationing).
And.... markets are flat.
The only conclusion I can make is that rich people are really, profoundly dumb/optimistic. Like... we're not sitting on the precipice of WW3 but it's a *real* possibility. If China decided to take Taiwan they could kill the US economy immediately.
[+5] u/Karl151: Of course NVDA breaks out when I finally decided to try wheeling this piece of shit.
[+5] u/Big_Red_Dogs: Crystal ball hazy as fuck today
[+5] u/WallabyMinimum1921: A thousand “is poet value now?” posts coming soon to r/valueinvesting
[+5] u/BladeRunnerN9: Chipotle is next photonics play.
[+5] u/No_Tough_2065: Qqq +2% eod. Lil birdie told me insider stuff 🤫
[+5] u/DatsMaPurse_IDKU: Holy shit it must suck to be a bear 😭
[+10] u/YachtOrNothing: After hours tweet to rug pull. I can smell it
[+9] u/zebrawaterfall: 12.5% in a month on spy. That’s fucking insane
[+8] u/hypeaze: Thanos snapped his fingers and made half of POET bagholders disappear
[+8] u/ConclusionEven6917: Wow talk about dog shit price action. We barely got 30% of the average volume in SPY today. There’s no buyers at this level, outside of the never ending passive drip that moves up higher
[+7] u/Feisty-Basis7903: More all time highs it is
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: At midnight, we attack the sun.
[+6] u/inappropriatetart: GOOG and NVDA the holy duo
[+6] u/WailingWarbler: Just remind yourself, no matter how bad your day is going, Atleast you didnt buy POET calls. Unless you did
[+6] u/tnguyen5057: I SWEAR IF NVDA HITS $223 TODAY I WILL GET A INSERT HERE TRAMP STAMP
[+6] u/zestykite: next call wall at 720. yo... wtf you all thiking. 720?!?!
[+6] u/budsonguy: $717 incoming
Bers will say it’s fake pump
[+5] u/cbusoh66: ASTS is toast with Amazon getting into the D2D business. It's going to be an Amazon vs SpaceX competition, and a Bezos vs Musk dick-measuring contest. ASTS cannot compete, let alone survive...
Don't @ me ASTards with "we have better satellites tech" until you can launch more than 1 satellite per year (only 247 years to go)
[+5] u/HaveTwoBananas: framework of a deal?
[+5] u/WarmCan3034: Why is being a bear so hard
[+5] u/Significant_Speed854: Sara Eisen keeps reminding us she was there Saturday. She needs therapy clearly.
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: #another ber thot moment lmao
[+5] u/FeelingCulture649: Not enough poet loss porn
[+5] u/ManBearPig_1983: wtf is going on lol?
[+5] u/zestykite: nvda up 10% in 2 days? why tho?
[+5] u/old-cow666: Dump looking delicious tmr
[+5] u/Picks6x: MSFT regards STAND UP AND BEEN SEEN
[+5] u/Timely_Chicken_1564: Why did they redact all the pedos in the files? Why does his urologist tell him to take viagra to get ready for some cheese pizza and grape soda? Why did they say white shrimp is the best and black shrimp smells bad? Bro black shrimp? Yall need to die