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[+31] u/hv876: Some rando at work lectures me on how to pick stock based on fundamentals, valuations, blah blah blah.
Me: AllBirds
[+24] u/Tautol0gic: Imagine trying to secure financial freedom by trading options but instead you destroy your savings and get into massive debt and develop a crippling gambling addiction
[+23] u/MrYOLOMcSwagMeister: They are cancelling flights because of jet fuel shortages but the market is at ATH, seems normal
[+17] u/eljefechico: Pray for me regards, I either clear this deficit of get a six piece chicken nugget meal from Wendy's
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[+17] u/CorvusGearlock: I’m down so much and I’m barely leveraged. Rip to my fellow bears who won’t survive the night
[+17] u/Meamigoyo: Looks like my spy puts will be redeemed for a general tso chicken
[+16] u/Mammoth-Librarian580: BREAKING: Mango issued an executive order - all brokerages must disable the sell button until further notice.
[+14] u/Trashpanda7193: It amazes me how much ‘trading’ warps perception. If I’m in a store and branded OJ is £1 more I’ll avoid it and buy the basic stuff. If I’ve lost £1k across a week or so: ‘tis but a scratch’. Is this what having a gambling addiction feels like?
[+13] u/Hairy-Background6049: Something I’ve learned the hard way over the past month, Friday is red day.
[+13] u/Wide_Neighborhood_49: $55 to fill up my tank this morning. Fuck this stupid ass war
[+13] u/iwasshotbyatigeronce: I challenge you to look back at SPX history and find a run as vertical as this.
Even the post-tariff run flattened out a bit a few times.
This is just straight fucking vertical - Absolutely unhinged, and insane.
(I am holding calls)
[+13] u/Bichael-Murry: the correction will be epic however
[+12] u/UnivalveX: pumping harder than a shitcoin for 14 days straight
[+12] u/Retaining-Wall: The market can stay retarded longer than you can stay married.
[+12] u/Moepenmoes: The Twitch girl I donated money to banned me, can I somehow get my money back?
[+11] u/Cantthinkofacoolnam: I really feel bad that you idiots bullied the SPY 680 person to selling his 100 calls for a loss even though they would have expired today.
This thread really is a toxic place and zero positivity comes from WSB.
Is there a subreddit that is actually helpful? Cause this isn’t it at all.
[+11] u/Forward-Ad5608: is WSB really just one big support group for gambling addicts who don't want to quit?
[+10] u/Putrid_Pollution3455: My flintstones multi vitamins are keeping me alive
[+10] u/420Secured: Another day of sitting on my hands. Cant break my two rules 1) don't buy at ATH, and 2) don't buy puts.
[+9] u/cbusoh66: NFLX deserves everything coming its way, they built an empire where you or anyone in your family can log in anywhere and binge watch whatever their heart desires and then they decided to fuck their loyal customers and sell off to the advertising industry. Fuck 'em
[+9] u/Quantity_Lanky: 'Bulls are statistically better people'
[+9] u/moosewithamuffin: Give us this day our daily thread, and forgive us our trespasses
[+9] u/Fun_Restaurant_1834: It never going back down
[+9] u/jasperCrow: Sunday will be day 50 of the straight being closed. 🥳
On day 100 we get SPY 8000! 🥇
[+8] u/FineFish2101: Cant believe we threatened to destroy a whole nation and the market barely blinked. Some of you bears in here got really carried away tbh.
[+8] u/kodaksdad2020: VIX so low it’s going to be de listed
[+8] u/Fhyzikz: NFLX announced the N word on earnings call?
[+8] u/zangor: I just wanted to share my 2 favorite comments ive seen on the daily thread being here since 2019.
1
> "Fuck you guys Im going back to acorns."
2
> "Should I tie my hands together, so I dont grab the rope?"
[+8] u/caliwillbemine: Warning. I’m out of money I am comfortable losing on puts finally.
[+8] u/kwarknagel: Come on SPY, stunt on these hoes
[+8] u/ev01ution: lol it dont make sense but my calls are loving it.
[+8] u/Defiant-Fee-7550: The plus size woman sitting next to me was farting the entire flight. Please stop eating MCD before you go on a plane. I never want to fly again now... 😥
[+8] u/jackpearson2788: Markets rise for 30th day in a row on hopes that a peace deal is imminent
[+8] u/vanceraa: A 4.5% week during an oil shock is just nuts
[+7] u/moosewithamuffin: Bers: 🎣💸 You almost had it, gotta be quicker than that!
[+7] u/SherbertOk2563: congrats on new ATH everyone
[+7] u/Options_tarded: Some of you are too young to remember the bull run of 2020-2021 ATH after ATH and it shows
[+7] u/Elforas_Tero: Come on, we can make a perfect green week. And bers are still trying to make puts work. LMAO
[+7] u/d33p7r0ubl3: Spy can’t be stopped
[+7] u/Fancy_Goat685: If Europe kicks out US out of NATO they gonna learn real fast why we can't afford free healthcare and free college.
[+7] u/HorseTanker: economy spelled with a K
[+7] u/UnivalveX: remember when anybody cared about geopolitical tensions and economic data lmao
[+7] u/UnivalveX: alright. im going balls deep ($231) on 710c 0dtes
[+7] u/OkRecommendation1040: I’ve lost money overnight 8 FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW FUCKKKKKK THIS MARKET CALLS PUTS THETA EVERY FUCKING MOVE IVE LOST FUCKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFF
[+6] u/Smart_Influence2966: Congratulations to Asia Carrera on passing the bar exam to become an attorney!
[+6] u/SocraticGoats: Thank god for new thread, last one was starting to stink of smelly ber.
[+6] u/Single-Adeptness-769: We should cancel market open, I don’t want to open my account and see the damage my Netflix calls did
[+6] u/taxtherreiche: I had a wet dream with Marjorie Taylor Greene
[+6] u/FatFluffyFish: The put open interest today is insane lmao
[+6] u/PicklesAreTight: 4:30a just woke up and it’s green again. You can’t be serious lol
[+6] u/Impossible_Top242: If this nvda price holds through market open I am rich and the depths of hell I was in yesterday no longer apply to me
[+6] u/pooterssssssssss: Comments just COLLAPSED in quantity lolol... meaning they are fraction of what they were around March 30 2026. Anyone else notice that?
In a raging bull market theres little to no drama other than a Netflix earnings
[+6] u/botistic: Generational bull run and you’re on the other side of the trade
[+6] u/Ok-Maintenance5422: Bruh how is it still going
[+6] u/NativePlant870: Only one way to go from here 📉📉📉
[+6] u/lostinspacs: 710 looks possible today 😳
[+5] u/TheMostMid: I’ma get a seat while there’s still empty chairs
[+5] u/UnivalveX: will it ever stop pumping?
[+5] u/Homeless-Coward-2143: I like when my shitty company is climbing out of the depths of hell and then the retarded CEO tweets how much he wants to suck Mango's dick.
[+5] u/Opening_Use_961: Orange man says war ends soon
[+5] u/powerboner: MSFT options up like 5000% in a week 😭
[+5] u/FullCuntalLobotomy: How 2 b more rerarded
[+5] u/Fhyzikz: I bought 25 shares of NFLX on this dump in PM. (I'm a high-roller)
[+5] u/Professional-Worth10: New fed boss has 100MM+ and is mango’s bitch if you guys think this market is ever dropping again you’re out of your minds
[+5] u/hayleybts: Ssly how long will they keep this rally up?
FOREVER??
[+5] u/Nickzpic: Every day at open I pussy out and sell my options regardless if they are going up or down. Today I will hold these calls no matter what
[+5] u/lococommotion: I just want some hyperinflation so I can pay off my credit cards
[+5] u/SilverPrivateer: What do you see in this chat
Euphoria?
Or disbelief?
[+5] u/pigeon_shit: My toddler actually let me sleep in today so I’m gonna let her watch Wolf of Wall Street with me this weekend.
[+5] u/kwarknagel: Grab them by the hormuzzy
[+5] u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut: A rush of sidelined money is gonna be the thing to pull this back.....
[+5] u/SoloOutdoor: Oh skeet skeet motherfucker
[+5] u/Maximum-Magazine-333: ITS MANIPULATED!!! no shit, go make ur free money u fat little chud
[+5] u/trust_it_bb: FED just announced that they found the money printer closet and you’re buying puts 🫵🤡
SPY 850 EoM
[+5] u/mike_from_here: Mooning again dude wtfffff
[+5] u/UnivalveX: VIX will be below 10 by end of month
[+5] u/FatFluffyFish: Anyone remember the doomer passages talking about muh oil and muh crashes?
SPY: hold my calls
[+5] u/jasperCrow: Scott Bussy starting an OF to help pay for USO shorts.
[+5] u/Nervous-Basis-1707: Green today but I wouldn’t hold any calls over the weekend in this fake rigged market
[+5] u/Jemmani22: Is team rocket blasting off again?
[+5] u/bols_are_cooked: Thailand is closing its airports due to the oil shortage, same think is happening in Europe.
[+20] u/Ill-Expression1737: if we not red today ill eat my own sht
[+20] u/twostroke1: Literally shaking rn at the thought that I can possibly retire today if spy goes to new ATH of 9000.
[+16] u/pussinbuuts: I AM FEELING EXTREME FEAR
EXTREME FEAR OF MISSING OUT LMAO
[+15] u/FjordaOfTovalde: The fomo is so real rn. Could’ve held my position and made $10k in 3 days BUT NOOOOO I’m a paper-handed bitch
[+15] u/UnderB0SS: Nothing feels good about being cash gang right now.
[+14] u/El-Klotzo: MSFT is an AI company now
[+14] u/swarthout2222: You know it’s bad when bols are starting to question their own pump
[+13] u/Outside_Ad4446: That incoming red dildo is going to hurt you stupid bools...
[+11] u/Me-Regarded: I'm bol.... But even this has me very concern for bol
[+11] u/spellbadgrammargood: SPY annual return the past 10 years is 14%, SPY is up nearly 11% since Mar 30th.
[+11] u/Hist0racle: Bulls being up 200% WTD after buying calls despite knowing nothing about the Greeks, macroeconomics, or risk management.
"You know, im something of a scientist myself"
[+11] u/suddenly-scrooge: ok we're going up TOO much now, it's scary
[+10] u/Club-Loud: This is what happens when the market is locked in the same spot for 6 months, coiled like a spring baby!
[+9] u/GreenGameboyColor: I'm finally positive on Microsoft 😭😭
[+9] u/ContributeAVerse: Spy is an AI company now
[+9] u/InitiativeGlum2507: Bears are going to get fucking crucified today.
[+9] u/Vort3x7689: Iran deal will be the greatest sell the news event in history
[+9] u/Anonymustafar: Every time I think we’re finally about to get a red day…nope
[+9] u/longGERN: 👁️👄👁️ my phone looking at me getting 5 verification texts as I sign into all my brokerages
[+9] u/TomTheCat85: Are we in a infinite gamma squeeze lol
[+9] u/awetfartruinedmylife: In the past days, we pumped.
Today, however, we pump.
[+8] u/aftherith: Blue sky breakout. No resistance up here except your imagination.
[+8] u/awetfartruinedmylife: MSFT propping the market
[+8] u/GuwopGOAT: Straight melt up no breaks lol
[+8] u/wenxuan2: Damn switching from ber to bol was the best decision i made last week
[+8] u/Still_Ad8888: Yo where the FUCK is my dad
[+8] u/spellbadgrammargood: Americans are in a situation worse than before the war and the market doesn't give a fuck
[+8] u/Warm_Tzatziki: After this 12 days run I am to scared to FOMO
[+8] u/dontslambro: ES futures have moved 5% green all week. wild
[+8] u/TopTrey9: Guys, do we not realize this is literally once in a lifetime price action witnessing. The NASDAQ is up 13 days in a row if it finishes green today. This is only literally happened one time in our lifetime.
[+8] u/heisenbeirg: My QQQ short is down 8k. Send blueberries. I think I'll cover at all time high like true regard
[+8] u/OptionGamble: No way it goes any higher…. as it goes higher
[+8] u/After_Working_6499: Bears just go ahead and call the weekend early
[+7] u/Phantom01001: I don’t have an open trade right now but how fcking disgusting and delusional is this market right now. I don't get it
[+7] u/wenxuan2: Someone will make a killing with 0dte puts soon… when one day we inevitably dumps
[+7] u/Agitated-Lobster-623: Lol supply chain disruption for critical resources, including resources needed to build AI Data Center? No big deal. A FUCKING SHOE COMPY IS PIVOTING TO AI????!??! 🥳🥳🥳🦅🦅🦅 LETS FUCKING GO THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD ATH
[+7] u/LaPenta5594: If you made less than or equal to zero dollars over the last two weeks, you should probably give up trading
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: this market is an blatant multi-decade fraud which can only end in a -99% red lost century "fuck you" candle .
full port calls
[+7] u/beardedd27: 800 in one or two months is possible
[+7] u/TraipseTraveller: Yeah yeah bers r fuk. What's new
[+7] u/Outside_Ad4446: Bers are going to feast at open..🤤👏🏼🤤👏🏼
[+7] u/patricktu1258: I don’t care. I am taking profit. If it goes up it goes up. This is too much.
[+7] u/Rez-_-: Can’t even micro dip more than 4 points when you’ve rallied 70 straight, no news, no changes.
[+7] u/DefiantDelta: they’re really determined to get the DOW to 50k again. disgusting
[+7] u/Rez-_-: The worst part? This bullshit will still scam pump when the conflict actually does end before it sells eventually, as if it hasn’t been being priced in for over two weeks now
[+7] u/MuchAd3474: how is this still green?
[+7] u/likeabosstroll: Well if I simply maintain my 88% yearly growth I can hit $1 million in 5 years
[+7] u/Kindled808: So much bearshit the last month only to get absolutely FUCKED 😂
[+7] u/Soffatjockis: What the fuck is going on
[+7] u/ShittyUsernane1222: The economy and stock fundamentals are rotting, molding, decaying from the inside.
full port calls.
[+7] u/Athien: Idk if I can handle more green today, I have been out of cigarettes and Gatorade since Wednesday
[+7] u/orsomeshitidk: What’up mentally ill. Good luck today
[+7] u/dankeyschon: Fun fact: SPY is only up less than 3% since October last year
[+7] u/knoqd_: > US CONSIDERS $20B CASH-FOR-URANIUM DEAL WITH IRAN: AXIOS
Daily AXIOS pump
[+7] u/uncsucks: Can we agree that this is beyond retarded
[+7] u/ImAnonymous135: Good bye for a while fellow regards
[+6] u/RunsaberSR: I hope INTC Grandma kid shows back up and tells us he held and to all fuck off.
Tbh if he did he deserves to talk all the shit in the world.
[+6] u/ajr901: I'm bullish on SPY and QQQ but at this rate I think it is stupid to not take a swing on a couple puts just to test your luck. This uptrend is going to run into some level of correction at some point.
[+6] u/Vort3x7689: I genuinely believe that the market will never go down again. We will never see a red day for at least a month
[+6] u/TopTrey9: Wha the hell is this price action…like seriously
[+6] u/S-Club-Party: Starting to think this Burry guy doesn’t actually know what he’s talking about
[+6] u/FinePerformance1046: We'll end green Today so people load up on puts for Monday then that'll be green too
We'll end green Monday so people load up on puts for Tuesday then that'll be green too
We'll end green Tuesday so people load up on puts for Wednesday then that'll be green too
[+6] u/freddymojo: I see the next crash like the rapture. Only our lord and savior jpow knows when it will happen and when it does he will announce it with a "Good afternoon"
[+6] u/Gristle__McThornbody: READY TO SUCK TODAYS DICK THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
[+6] u/Ok-Cheesecake-5110: I'm starting to think my puts might not print
[+6] u/Just_Learned_This: I sold the top in late February. How quickly you can go from feeling smart to retarded is actually astounding.
[+6] u/NaiveMercury: *SPY was 630 two weeks ago*
**Feeling old yet?**
[+6] u/WocketWaccoon: Bers have been banished to the shadow realm
[+6] u/InitiativeGlum2507: My traditional IRA went from 50k to about 750k this past year. If you're not gambling with your tax-free retirement savings, are you even living?
[+6] u/Mr60SPX: >Stock futures tick higher after Trump says Iran war **‘should be ending pretty soon’**
Now where have I heard that before 🤔
[+6] u/Apprehensive_Rush497: 710c spy contracts at open?
[+6] u/whagon-wheel: In one of the prepping subs, someone posted the question “What are alternative things you can do with a compass?”
One of the top answers sorting by Best was: “If the compass is in a microwave, you could take it out of the microwave, then cook dinner”
We are cooked as a species
[+6] u/Disconn3cted: If we're pumping this hard on the concept of a normal situation imagine how hard we'd pump on an actual normal day
[+6] u/TopTrey9: You know what I find the most amazing about this, they normally don’t let call options run like this. If you bought call options two weeks ago for an out of the money price on like TQQQ. You could literally be 350x on your money
[+6] u/NeighborhoodDry1821: So oil going up doesn’t affect the market, still moon.
But now any dip in oil and we react off of it
Interesting….
[+6] u/sadguy__: This cant end well right? Literally over 12 green days with absolutely zero pullbacks while US is sending more war ships and troops to Iran and the conflict is about to escalate. Bad news on weekend bloody red on monday?
[+6] u/jmc774: Bers absolutely decimated Holy fuck
[+6] u/-Ophidian-: Everybody is scared shitless but the 🤖 are slowly getting rich
[+5] u/dudeondacouch: Celieve it or not, balls.
[+5] u/TheBooneyBunes: See if I buy anything that’s when it’ll crash, by doing nothing I’m helping you all make money
[+5] u/Rez-_-: What level is beyond irrational? Because we have passed it.
[+5] u/Frozen_Shades: Believe it or not, someone out there is shitting right now
[+5] u/chiswis: new generation of bagholders will be created
[+5] u/Impossible_Love1510: Holyyy slow down there spy. I need markets to open so i can buy the calls
[+5] u/ForTheStreets: Easy fade at open
Fuck is SPY gapping up for
[+5] u/I_work_too_much: Everything's artificial, but it sure isn't intelligent
[+5] u/Disconn3cted: If you Masterbate...alot, should you increase your zinc intake?
[+5] u/le_pedal: That's the single most important piece of context you've shared, and it reframes the entire conversation retroactively.
[+5] u/wallstreetjuice: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaHot955: Dont bet against the US stock market
[+5] u/Paul_Robert_: This is just funny at this point 🤣
[+5] u/illinformed-will: I mean this totally makes sense
[+5] u/AcanthocephalaHot955: How about we all just keep buying so stonk goes up forever?
[+5] u/the_mind_goblin1: i wish i didnt hedge with xle calls, these are fucking worthless
[+5] u/SighRamp: the only way this market is going to have a real crash is when everyone pretty much feels like it can't go down, we aren't there yet
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: ATH outside market hours should be illegal, they ruin the magic
[+5] u/CEO-of-SOXL: Some people are too late, some are too early. I somehow impressively am both.
[+5] u/Bxdwfl: Whenever the market gaps to a new ATH, it reverses. May take a day, may take a week, may take a year 😩
[+5] u/awetfartruinedmylife: I'm happy because this continuous pump is attracting a generation of new regards that will learn that you just buy random stocks and make money quick. This is a great investment for our future loss porn.
[+5] u/Loud-Solution-6118: A nuke could drop and SPY would be up 50%
[+5] u/haihaihaihaihaihai1: Can we do a wellness check for bears?? Lol
[+5] u/Sir_Grindalot: VIX might actually get delisted
[+5] u/Rez-_-: Lmao what the fuck even is this
[+5] u/Madsen13140: April 17 : The Final Extinction
[+5] u/Upset-Motor-2602: Options experation - expect lots of fuckery
[+5] u/SmarterThanWSBMods: If I was a bear I’d check into a mental institution. It’s been pumping nonstop on bullshit lmao
[+5] u/UnknownM007: What ze actual fuck is going on
[+5] u/Ok_Bar231: MSFT will fly at market open, 99% positive
[+5] u/grimandnordic1: omfg SPY rocketing to $710 premarket and I'm all cash bro just chill a minute
[+5] u/ziggs_ulted_japan: Uh wtf. War over or something?
[+5] u/ercanbas: They’re going to pin this all day and collect theta
[+5] u/Large-Werewolf-7000: HOW THE FUCK IS SPY AT ALL TIME HIGHHHH
[+5] u/UnitedCup1814: Netflix slapped me across the tittys macho man randy savage style
[+5] u/djln491: Opposite. Now it’s fomo buying
[+27] u/Ethan_Words6189: THE ONE TIME I PUT MY FUCKING LIFE SAVINGS ON SPY PUTS THIS HAPPENS. GOODBYE $91k. GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD. I WISH I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO TRADE OPTIONS. FUCK THE CHICK WHO SAID SHE MADE $100 ON A SALESFORCE CALL 5 YEARS AGO, PROMPTING MY INTERESTING IN THE MARKET. ID BE A FUCKING MILLIONNARE. GOODBYE.
[+25] u/Iunatic: War with Iran: SPY -10% over 3 months
Peace with Iran: SPY +20% in 3 weeks
[+23] u/browsk: A pump so violent it scares the bulls too
[+20] u/Disastrous_Tax6664: I've been a highly regarded investor for over 20 years and this is the most regarded stuff I've ever seen. This is unbelievable, I was shorting and lol big mistake. This cld actually destroy confidence in US markets as how can anyone believe this is legitimate.
[+17] u/TinfoilHat87: 15 years in trading and I’ve never seen the market go up this fast
[+16] u/aniote: I'm usually empathetic but anyone who didn't predict 15 consecutive green days during a regional war and oil blockade deserves to be poor ngl
[+15] u/Maximum_Light409: S&P 500 change its direction and say its an AI only company
[+15] u/NoProfessional4650: Damn 🥭 really was talking about bears when he said a civilization will end lmao
[+13] u/lhbruen: https://preview.redd.it/yxyxdylu1rvg1.jpeg?width=1348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d935467c6fa19e64d041273d41f0af4951d177
OPEN THE CASINO
[+13] u/fritz_futtermann: i'm bear. i lost. i apologize to you all
[+13] u/jda823: If you liked the war being over the first time, you'll love the war is over part deux, return of the hormuz
[+12] u/GoZukkYourself: Michael Burry's glass eye just shattered.
[+11] u/Obvious_Coconut_8432: How does this even happen
[+11] u/SergeantThreat: This dead cat is bouncing much higher than I expected
[+11] u/Salty-Bid1597: buy the rumour, buy the news. And then buy some more.
Blow off top, seeing, we are.
[+11] u/SergeantThreat: Guys, there’s way easier ways to make money than this gambling.
I opened a struggling street food stand, but when I said I was pivoting to AI, I immediately got 5 million dollars in investments
[+11] u/Odd_Papaya8305: i thought buying puts at 701 was smart
[+11] u/Issa_vibe74: Full portin 0 DTE spy calls
If I die I die
[+11] u/jamieperkins9999: This is getting silly now
[+11] u/cryptoguy66: RIP oil call holders 💀
[+11] u/djrlrp: This is gonna dump so hard
[+10] u/NotMe357: "BREAKING: Second round of U.S.-Iran peace talks reportedly expected in Pakistan this Sunday."
[+10] u/Spiritual_Taste_1253: $710 lotto at open. I don’t care anymore.
Make me rich
[+10] u/LasyKuuga: Chat why is my 🐻 anus destroyed today what happened?
[+10] u/iamjt: Fucks sake the candle is longer than my phone's screen
[+10] u/7fingersDeep: Gotta hand it to 🌮. Dude creates a crisis, fumbles the crisis, then goes back to status quo and the market pumps beyond where it was before the crisis.
Infinite money glitch.
[+10] u/Ok_Buffalo2027: Morning and happy Friday. Any news? I’m about to check on my oil calls
[+9] u/HistorianMuch8963: This is a generational trauma for bears. For real
[+9] u/MrBlueEyedFox: This has to be one of the most expected rallies in years. Literally a carbon copy of what happened 1 year ago.
[+9] u/burnerAccountDuh24: Market higher on comments “Should be ending pretty soon” building on previous remarks of “very close to over” lmao what a market
[+9] u/Diamondhands4dagainz: LOL so apparently the pump we have had the past 11 days did not price in the strait opening
[+9] u/Neemzeh: Never seen the market this overbought before
[+9] u/kawkface: This is it bro
Fucking balls to wall
I'm full porting into 0dte
[+9] u/Capable-Yak-8486: So he makes his own war, pumps his own market, ends his own war, and praises himself. Man we’re fucked.
[+9] u/EpsteinDrive400: Wild. Today feels like a rug pull to 690 or rocketing to 720.
[+9] u/ThaliaFaye: SPY +1% premarket is genuinely insane. I have no words, holy shit
[+9] u/MarcoPolooooo: We’re already up 1% like how much more can we go wtf
[+9] u/GoZukkYourself: https://preview.redd.it/756ii4025rvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0975e37558b11718c046ff74696499072a9909f
[+9] u/WhiteCollllarCrime69: #MAY YOUR GAINS TODAY BE GREATER THAN YOUR LOSSES.
.
#BOLS, LFG!!!! 🚀📈💰💰💰
[+9] u/mtnrnnr802: Quick dip at open then we keep ripping
[+9] u/Today-: More like we rally at open before rally again
[+8] u/tomato232: RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses at half price.
[+8] u/_rockthemike: Opening at SPY 705 holy shit
[+8] u/booose6: Spy 710 would be exactly +1%
[+8] u/Ninja_Cooter: Port so green right now until open when those NFLX calls tank it
[+8] u/Rinolboss: If only i bough calls and not puts at 700
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
THE STRAIT IS OPEN
[+8] u/maomaocat: Just why is everything up so much today? on what?
[+8] u/KittyLover-7: Even Iran hates bers LMAO
[+8] u/sir_dreads: Whoever was trying to time the top and bought puts, my condolences
[+8] u/Odd_Papaya8305: I so depresso why did i buy poots at 700
[+8] u/Illustrious_Pair2990: Got absolutely wrecked trying to short this
Thing since yesterday
[+8] u/LumpyShock9656: Bers can't catch a break 😂😂😂
[+8] u/GoZukkYourself: ~~🌈🐻: "Hey guys, watch out for the ground invasion."~~
~~🌈🐻: "Hey guys, watch out for $200 oil."~~
🌈🐻: "Hey guys, would you like that for here or to go?"
[+8] u/Emergency-Ticket5859: Ah yes, SPY higher than pre-war, because the global economy is definitely better off now
[+8] u/lSazedl: A 1% premarket move is crazy
[+8] u/plzplzplztendies: #OLD BEST FRIEND OIL
#NEW BEST FRIEND SPY
[+8] u/mehmilani: Finally, the Santa rally we were promised.
[+8] u/SovietPower777: As a bear I'm in shambles
[+8] u/buytopselldrop: Just woke up how are my puts gonna do
[+8] u/Austin_Destroyer: Pretty solid run. Can't wait for this "resilient" market to tank when NVDA has another blowout earnings at the end of May. Til then, keep jorking it bulls.
[+8] u/Premier_Legacy: SPY 1000 is not a meme
[+8] u/ALittleWorseEveryday: First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
[+8] u/sir_dreads: If this is just greed I don’t wanna see extreme greed
[+8] u/emanresu711: Can’t wait to buy puts at open and lose my paycheck again
[+8] u/Thin_Response_2689: Breaking: bers are the first animal to develop a second asshole for extra fucking
[+8] u/tika_dengu: Iran should now p1vot to AI and announce partnership with Sam Altman
[+8] u/foxasintheanimal: Oh you're fucked now. My phone battery is at 99%.
[+7] u/AGigatonicxs: Bers ??? Dont open app today
[+7] u/Weak_Emu3659: "stocks rise today as investors excited over allbirds AI strategy"
[+7] u/Johnny_Menace: BEARS! Hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO!!!!!!!
[+7] u/mehmilani: 705 is support now. 😭
[+7] u/TheSweetestKill: Every day this week when I go to Starbucks in the morning, they didn't automatically give me a cardboard sleeve. I had to ask for it each time. Is this a recession indicator?
[+7] u/IslandExact429: I was down $250k in this other account & after some extreme patience, no options, and the Iran nonsense I made it back in 30 days in Feb - March. Also, some luck
But I have this other account that’s down $250k, with $120k of those losses on SPX options, & I just don’t know how to get out the slump
Any real advice?
[+7] u/ForCrying0utLoud: It's way too bearish in here. Calls.
[+7] u/riteofpass: BREAKING: Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi: Passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire.
[+7] u/WindNo3445: Bears spotted behind Wendys dumpster sucking sausage for cheeseburgers
[+7] u/Viktri1: Is the war over? Everything just pumped
[+7] u/Jagged_Tide: Is it fair to say this is the most insane rally of the last few years
[+7] u/TinfoilHat87: Is this what the euphoric stage feels like
[+7] u/The_Cornwallis: You better believe all 3 day trades are getting abused today 🙂↕️
[+7] u/Rude_Assistance_4386: Iran absolutely YOLOd their entire Treasury on oil puts at close
[+7] u/StonksInvesteur: I saw a bunch of posts yoloing their entire savings on SPY puts and oil calls. Hope they’re ok, mentally and financially
[+7] u/DENIMSHORTS_840SCORE: https://preview.redd.it/2o8osava1rvg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b6be3a127a9d230fdc94d7503629d2dc4e5f435
;)
[+7] u/Chiinoe: World peace wasnt already priced in? Then what the hell have we been pumping on?
[+7] u/gigilero: This is getting weird.
[+7] u/derprondo: As soon as I buy the market is going to take me on a magic carpet ride straight down
[+7] u/PeeOnDusk: Professor Jiang: Where are the WSB servers? How do we know the CIA didn’t create WSB to steal wealth from the bears?
[+7] u/Top-Fig845: I actually feel bad for the bers you know. They have been obliterated the last few weeks awww
[+7] u/guhhhh_MU: pam bondi getting fired was the bottom btw
[+7] u/orrangearrow: LOL. VIX neutered, oil crashing, Stonks big uppies. Bears extinct.
[+7] u/Visible_Dinner_7764: Has none of this been priced in?
[+7] u/FingerbrkthroughTP: This has got to be a blowoff top, anyway, calls it is.
[+7] u/BaxterrStockman: Taking profit right at open, I’m not holding with you regards lol
[+7] u/volckerwasright: Ber is crying, screaming, cursing his "GAP FILL AT 659" tattoo
[+7] u/Xzlk: Who’s more inclined to buy today than yesterday? lol. How did those that wanted in, not get in at any point this week or last lol
[+7] u/Xzlk: Holy fuck what an absolutely beautiful time to buy puts if you have a severe lack of basic understanding of anything at all
[+7] u/Thin_Response_2689: # Breaking: the Strait of Hormuz is open for everyone besides bers
[+7] u/TheDevilintheDark: You're nuts if you're buying calls this morning.
[+7] u/rollinhating: At these prices how is this shit not priced in…?
[+7] u/LasyKuuga: #WAR IS BULLISH
#CEASEFIRE IS BULLISH
#MARKET IS BULLSHIT
[+7] u/Country_Gravy420: So it's open as long as ships pay them in Yuan.
Lol. Awesome deal. Nothing has changed.
That said...calls
[+7] u/samwehl: Bears are so dead we really should do I moment of silence in the chat for them today
[+7] u/JaraxxusPS4: There has never been more than 12 straight days of green. Today is the 13th.
[+7] u/hunnna: No one else could have opened the Strait, it's a miracle
[+7] u/Weak-Layer-6962: so the ceasefire and strait opening that were announced days ago were not priced in?
[+6] u/ShitpostSulthan: msft has been pumping everyday in pre-market for no reason or news..
[+6] u/neverseengreen: What are the chances this is like a 2% friday
[+6] u/callanrocks: I closed my AMD position because I got a gut feeling. Thank me when it spikes 17.6% today.
[+6] u/PositiveEdge4361: If I had the balls at any time this week and full ported into calls I’d be rich but I do not have the balls
[+6] u/Erieztoys: Not one good indicator that should be at all time highs. Calls it is, until it is not.
[+6] u/Independent_Term5790: Not even scam flix can stop this rally.
[+6] u/poozyfloor: We’re just gonna have Obamas deal with Iran in place when this is all over right?
[+6] u/An_Unusual_Mind: BTC $1 million USD today.
[+6] u/hakan_loob44: CNBC Joe in shambles after this 20 billion for uranium Iran deal.
[+6] u/Commercial-District1: I’ve been making rational decisions … my bad
[+6] u/sck178: Fack. I should have just held my SPY 700 calls
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: This is either going to be one of the greatest rallies in history or the biggest dead cat bounce of all time.
[+6] u/sloanemonroe: That was just five days ago when no deal in Iran was announced. And the strait is blocked and closed. And there hasn’t been any good news since then either beyond “maybe there will be more talks.”
[+6] u/MasterElite1: And now you do a weekend of a ceasefire and get your puppet fed chair confirmed on Tuesday. Have the vote the week after.
Then you fucking blow up kharg island, invade, send oil to 300. Then you tweet at your puppet fed chair to cut. And he does, instantly the next day.
This is how you devalue your debt.
[+6] u/poozyfloor: Someone somewhere is buying a 3x bull index ETF right now.
[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: SPY up 11.5% this April is the new meme
[+6] u/Bulgy_Moose_ST: Looks like another sell puts to bears and buy calls day
[+6] u/Star_Lord924: DUDE WTF?! all of a sudden my 705c is bought yesterday morning are fuckin stellar
[+6] u/The_Cornwallis: Whoever sold me these SPY calls better get my 100 shares ready cause these babies are getting assigned 🌚
[+6] u/CMTTrader: Bears FUCKED.
\*US CONSIDERS $20 BILLION CASH-FOR-URANIUM DEAL WITH IRAN: AXIOS
\*US CONSIDERS UNFREEZING IRANIAN FUNDS
[+6] u/Whole_Tea_4383: im a bull for life, but wtf is this market🤣💀
[+6] u/_IsNull: I’m so fked by selling calls 🤣
[+6] u/mtnrnnr802: Imagine thinking we won’t close 800 eod
[+6] u/sanndman: The fuck man. I went to my local gas station and showed them the crude oil and Brent price charts but they still charging me yesterday's prices.
[+6] u/AspenSki1988: I love this market god bless the orange ayatollah
[+6] u/anerdknownaswill: Why tf are we at an all time high after a destabilizing event where the best case scenario is things are the same as 3 months ago but every country trusts us less
[+6] u/Shurlak: how do you bring yourself to buy at such a rally my ego doesnt let me and i am trying to fight it
[+6] u/Future_Hyena2562: I’ve got $10k of dry power. Give me a 10 bagger
[+6] u/LossMax: They for real opened the strait on Friday lmaoo
[+6] u/blammatory: Should I avoid compliance at my job and just buy 0dte calls?
[+6] u/NoProfessional4650: I can tell today will be GLORIOUS. PRAISE BE TO ALLAH
[+6] u/mehmilani: I even timed filling up my gas tank wrong.
[+6] u/Useful_Donut6789: if we all buy puts at open we can get spy to 715 EOD
[+6] u/Electronic_Train_775: Strait is closed, it goes up. Strait is open, it goes up
[+6] u/R1ckyB0bby_: The pre market rally before the news suddenly makes sense
[+6] u/McClintockC: #🚨BREAKING🚨
SPY CEO reportedly cites "dancing bear gif" as primary contributor to historic market pump.
More at 11
[+6] u/Subymoa: It was climbing until now because of rumors ongoing about the deal. Now it's released, it will sell off.
[+6] u/Comfortable-Sky7801: I JUST FULL PORTED MU, I AM OFFICIALLY FOMOING
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: BRO WTF IM UP BIGLY LMAO
[+6] u/juicyjay27: Anyone thinks that 🥭 had all of this planned out. Start a war , throw some threat , drop the market and then let it all bounce back higher, as it usually does after crisis?
[+6] u/TrueDoge007: Top is in. Im buying calls
[+6] u/Muted-South4737: Gentlemen, we've done it. We've memed the market.
[+6] u/Nudge55: Glad I’m on mushrooms what a ride today
[+6] u/jokull1234: “Maybe this is the top” bears say with tears streaming down their face
[+6] u/Thin_Response_2689: Someone made a Banbet for SPY 800 1d and I’m starting to believe it might happen LOL
[+6] u/plzplzplztendies: #BERS RN: HOW CAN IT PUMP!!!!!
[+6] u/PLTRALLIN: Webull can easily double here
[+6] u/jijitalk: BULLS, WHAT COLOR IS YOUR NEW LAMBOS GONNA BE??????!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOO
[+6] u/rd26: They pulled this on monthly opex too. Has to be some MMs freaking the fuck out right now. 🤣
[+6] u/Ssjalexgd4: Another bear extinction event LOL
[+6] u/KittyLover-7: The way every motherfucker here is gonna go headfirst into 0DTE calls
[+6] u/TheMightySet69: Do I go with the trend and get fucked, or go against the trend and get fucked?
[+6] u/borkdpasito: Generational oil buying opportunity … get ready for 5 ships to dribble out today
[+6] u/Ready_Scratch_1902: i dare you to chase this rip and hold over the weekend
[+6] u/Sovetcki: Thank God I bought 6 uso puts yesterday! Wendy's on me tonight boys
[+6] u/YourCautionaryTale: So, Iran announced that they opened the strait before market hours. They're 100% setting it up for a surprise announcement to sink it right back during trading hours. This is just to fuck with trump more.
(The bears here will read this and double down on puts at open, not knowing that I'm a complete moron and am consistently wrong)
[+6] u/YOLOdollhair: I went on vacation for 10 days and I can't even find my levels on the fucking chart.
[+6] u/Dry-Syrup-882: Bears still do not understand that SPY 800 EOY is programmed lmfao
[+6] u/clockwork5ive: My chart is so straight up it almost looks like it’s leaning to the left a little bit.
[+6] u/Joij21: 🪢
🐻📈
👕
👖
🧦
🪑
[+6] u/CharmingSoil: Buy the rumor, buy the news.
[+6] u/AkeyBreaky3: https://preview.redd.it/k9bnku867rvg1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b2771f568b0d99a5318d64853f8e8212a7b556b
[+6] u/davidbigham: unpopular advice here. Feels like all good news are priced in now. Earning are gonna be hard to play.
[+6] u/zlordbeats: remember they were talking about sleeper cells and terrorist attacks
**only thing that happened was a berrorist attack**
[+6] u/NegotiationWorking48: SPY up $80 this month just as the most retarded person you know predicted
[+6] u/Remarkable_Owl: REMEMBER: WE WENT TO WAR TO OPEN THE STRAIT AND THE STRAIT IS NOW OPEN MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 👊🔥🇺🇸
[+6] u/sck178: SPY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!
Oh wait, yes it can
[+6] u/llasar17: Everything reminds me of her
[+5] u/Old_Cartoonist3930: MU ALL TIME HIGH TODAY IM LOADED IN SHARES EVERYONE BUY JUST PLAY TO WIN
[+5] u/ThisIsMyOtherBurner: the best part is that if this does ever go down, it will go down like .01% and then ramp again
[+5] u/svpa3991: Msft calls didn’t fill yesterday and it looking like another pump day 😔
[+5] u/sloanemonroe: I mean, bulls should all be millionaires right now even if they started with $1000 just 14 days ago
[+5] u/VisualMod: #Ban Bet Won
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/u/kwarknagel made a bet that SPY would go to 705.0 within **3 days** when it was 692.39 and it did, congrats fucker.
Their record is now 2 wins and 1 losses
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[+5] u/Ok-Art6659: And NVDA is a about to break 200, this shit is about to blow…
[+5] u/booose6: Holy shit i last minute bought SPY 700C 0dte right before the bell yesterday. Please hold
[+5] u/Commercial-District1: I support ceasefires 100%. My puts do not.
[+5] u/Humble_Explanation32: ppl sold the msft bottom and called it pos, wsb way
[+5] u/MasterElite1: This is why you don't short fake stock markets
[+5] u/elvee61: Don't ask questions, just accept the current reality, no matter what. It's the only way to stay sane.
[+5] u/browsk: Holy fuck futes going nuts
[+5] u/According-Page8618: hormuz still closed, oil still 87 usd, still no deal and no war end, israel still bombing. ratecuts not on the table
once the actual positive news comes in we are at 750+
[+5] u/ComplexLook7: I DEMAND to know what's going on!
[+5] u/Shoganai_Hito: SPY is unstoppable
$710 eod
[+5] u/falken2023: When this blow-off top happens, it’s going to be glorious.
[+5] u/Dbestinvest: It is too positive in here....my fear is rising :)
[+5] u/Weekly_One8412: The headline that matters -> "US considers $20 billion cash-for-uranium deal with Iran"
[+5] u/Practical_Fix_7214: Why do I have the urge for a put? Am I crazy ?
[+5] u/Extreme_Green_1708: Dumped bondi and we hit FIFTY FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS
[+5] u/sck178: Bruh save some pump for open!
[+5] u/EnginrA: These pumps every damn day
[+5] u/wildcat1055: buy the rumor, buy the news, buy the silence
[+5] u/According-Page8618: hormuz is completly open npw for the ceasefire. spy 710 today
[+5] u/NotMe357: "Aragchi on X: In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire."
[+5] u/jamieperkins9999: Straight up indefinitely from here
[+5] u/drcornwallis23: Actually happy for everybody who made money up on this run
[+5] u/OkResponsibility2470: Everything’s telling me to short so I’m just gonna turn my brain off and buy calls
[+5] u/IslandExact429: Our president is the greatest news cycle pumper of all time
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: Acid trips are more rational than whatever this market has been doing for the last 2 weeks
[+5] u/BFox1982: Sir, a second poop has exited my butthole.
[+5] u/Equal_Kick3361: I HAVE A TEN INCH COOOOOCK!!!!
[+5] u/jonnyraza27: Of course there is a pump before market open
[+5] u/Virtual_Secretary_98: Aight this is getting ridiculous
[+5] u/VotedOut: What's got these market pumpers all excited now?
Trump saying the Iran war should be ending soon for the 100th time?
[+5] u/grab_a_smokey: Support at 707
Resistance at 42069
[+5] u/SergeantThreat: RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT
We put AI on a bee.
It died…
Investors? POSSIBLY YOU!
[+5] u/arbitraryBlue: I'm gonna cum
- Mr Mango
[+5] u/lolgoodone34: yeah 80pt move on indices in two weeks. Not manipulated lol
[+5] u/Finneagan: Jezuz crizz…
I got two SPY 710 calls for shits and giggles yesterday, 4/21 expiry
Hot damn!!!
[+5] u/DuAbUiSai: NVDA has broken through 200. 5 trillion eod!
[+5] u/trsx5: Good news and bad news..
Good news: stonks go up
Bad news: the easy trade is officially over
Goodluck and lets make some money!
[+5] u/Coley44: Funniest market of all time. Yeah I'm sure this is priced in accordingly. Again; never go short
[+5] u/Traditional_Honey108: The good thing about killing all the bears is that we never have another bear market, ever.
[+5] u/noahmfs: This is fucking ridiculous
[+5] u/blammatory: Fuck bers. All my homies hate bers.
[+5] u/Ok_Product8015: Thank you Donald pump.
[+5] u/thecashcow-: 800 before market open
[+5] u/Avocadonot: Daily reminder that you can just buy calls ever day and retire in a week or so
[+5] u/Apprehensive_Seat_61: "open for the remaining period of ceasefire"
😂 So basically nothing. That's the reason for the spike? 😂 😂 😂
Yet all stupid bulls started celebrating not able to read between the lines 😱
[+5] u/TheSauce69: I may be dumb, but I'm also retarded
[+5] u/saintmitchy: The Strait straight up destroyed the remaining hope I had for my puts
[+5] u/Comfortable_Ad5875: Looks like buying GOOG and MSFT all the way down was once again correct. It took me many regarded years and investments to be enlightened
[+5] u/Dawnoftheman: Can Nvda blow past 200 today
[+5] u/Massive-Assistant387: What the fuck did I miss on my commute to work. Are those numbers real?
[+5] u/kiwicanuck-: Today will be green, and Monday will be red. Good luck everybody.
[+5] u/PositiveEdge4361: Bers just buy calls and try not to go into the weekend all sad and angry
[+5] u/peterpeer9: This is exactly what would happen in a currency crisis
- U.S. goes to war trying to hang on to reserve currency status
- inflation
- money printing
- stocks moon
Zoom out. Everything is vertical, by design. The U.S. is doing 7% balance transfers on $35T against your children and your children's children. Musical chairs. I HEAR NOTHING.
[+5] u/zg44: Iran bought calls? How else to read that announcement lol.
[+5] u/YourCautionaryTale: LET ME BUY THE DAMNED CALLS FIRST
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: Holy fuck. This run revived my fucking port.
BACK TO 100k FROM 10K LETS GOOOO
[+5] u/buybananas: I think we will get some circuit breakers in the next weeks........this shit is completely out of control now
[+5] u/FingerbrkthroughTP: Netflix must have announced they're dropping streaming and moving into shoes.
[+5] u/New_Competition_410: Ready for the gains posts from normies
[+5] u/svpa3991: 1% pump at ATHs on the same war is over news. Incredible lol
[+5] u/Zimoula: Only reason it’s pumping is because it’s opex day, institutions are closing options and there was 3.5m puts at 670 vs 452k calls, they pump it to get rid of puts
[+5] u/kiwicanuck-: If you are new here, just grab a seat in the corner. Will explain later.
[+5] u/marlonm2321: Todays gonna be 3% day
[+5] u/JellyfishFestival: Now there's no more news to get hyped about
Back to the same market that was chopping sideways before Iran, only 6-7% higher now
[+5] u/scott_peregrin: I held calls overnight… I seriously don’t know what to do with myself. I feel like I can’t get out of bed and I have work in 30 minutes lol
[+5] u/Zimoula: Lol no you’ll get burnt at open
[+5] u/edmundamore1: OPEN is up 22% this week. This rally surely isn't fake and ghey then.
[+5] u/The_Cornwallis: MMs were clearly over leveraged into short positions, and are now forced to remain delta neutral pushing prices up higher
[+5] u/Ill_Mastodon8324: As a general rule I find bol/ber posting deeply moronic, but just this once as a treat, bers lol, lmao.
[+5] u/ForsakenRacism: I loaded SPY 710 yesterday. Am I kill?
[+5] u/fire_alarmist: Every single day, for 13 days straight it just sits past the upper bollinger band. On no news , no nothing. You buy the fuck out of puts here, thats all.
[+5] u/Carfar_Farcar: Okay but wouldn't it be funny if the US didn't stop our blockade and now we were the only ones keeping Hormuz closed?
[+5] u/Senior_Professional4: im struggling to see this off ramp to ofload my puts that people were talking about at the start of the week
[+5] u/whitewashedsyrian: Bears: “BIG ASS BEATDOWN COMING UP” gets bitch slapped into oblivion lmao
[+5] u/Tomieez: Who let the strait open who, who, who
[+5] u/wyudtix: Congrats Bols. You won 🤧
[+5] u/housemouse431: shit today is opex lol.
[+5] u/JaraxxusPS4: I’m still glad I took my profits from earlier this week. I’m not sure I could of handled making more than 16 dollars
[+5] u/shindiggaa: How early is it ok to ejaculate during the day?
[+5] u/J_da_CPA: It started when we blockade the blockade
4d chess move
[+5] u/YOLOdollhair: Strait of Iran opened. They opened the wrong strait.
[+5] u/unclefire: Imagine that a few people fucked up your house, things are messed up, then they fixed it and acting like they did you a favor. FFS, the strait was open before. So now we go nuts b/c we got back what we had before this cluster fuck?
[+5] u/oldprecision: The 2026 bear gape is like nothing anyone has ever seen before.
[+5] u/Blue_Cheese_Olives: OH OH OH O'REILLYSSSSSSSSSSAAS
AUTOPARTS
[+5] u/ThatOldGuy7863: https://preview.redd.it/6oo8ycnq5rvg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db43b8205d3cccfee089e6762cc8938d1d1dddf
[+5] u/Soft_Ladder_7894: sell the news, SELL SELL SELL
[+5] u/AlanSellicka: What is this pre market pump and dump bs
[+5] u/GandalfSwagOff: I feel like a dragon sitting on a pile of stolen gold.
[+5] u/samwehl: Sell the news doesn’t work anymore. New market 🤫
[+5] u/Who_is_Your_Zaddy: "HSBC Adjusts Netflix Price Target to $113 From $114, Maintains Buy Rating". Wonder how much research went into this LMAO
[+5] u/CatSuspicious8510: ber or bol, we're all just animals
[+5] u/Shlackyyyy: I miss when people would liveleak themselves an GUH during earnings. Where did those times go
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: more ber analling today
[+5] u/harryburton420: MSFT 430 today why not
[+5] u/IndependentUsual7444: lol do not fight the low volume pump
[+5] u/vincenorristm: Raise your hand if you sold March 30th, we’re compiling a list of liquidity providers.
[+5] u/TreGet234: Actual definitive good news for the first time?
Top signal.
[+5] u/JonnyP0T-SmokR: CHARGE BROTHERS!!! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!
[+5] u/AcademicStandard3701: If Monday is green that would be 14 days in a row means we witness the largest RUN in modern financial history I was here 🥹
[+5] u/spreadbetfred: Statistically speaking, this has literally never happened before
[+5] u/Muted-South4737: Schrödinger's potential play: if you buy calls here, it'll tank. If you don't buy calls here, it'll continue to rip. Source: my trading history and general luck.
[+5] u/spacemoses: I'm taking this opportunity to buy cheap puts, fuck you all.
[+5] u/Gajax: I remembered to thank Vance last night.
[+5] u/uncorrelatedgambling: We need the hotline number sticked for bers asap
[+5] u/twistnblaze: iran had calls confirmed
[+5] u/Comfortable_Rock4513: So if the straight is open, going off how the market has been, that’s good news and means the market is red today?
[+5] u/guzzledglizzy: Buy the rumor, sell the UwUs
[+5] u/1-gp: HORMUZ BLOCKADE CONTINUES
[+5] u/broke_person: Shit we be green endlessly for real
[+5] u/Weak_Emu3659: Yes hello I want the grilled cheese sandwich, and I want that with no cheese on it
[+5] u/Miker1730: Microhard with no chill, clear trend reversal
[+5] u/PowerNoodles117: SPY really gonna reach 705 precum market
[+5] u/oldprecision: Remember when wsb would dunk on msft?
[+5] u/aew2019: Believe it or not, praise be Allah.
[+5] u/According-Page8618: last dip you see before 710
[+5] u/tomato232: RDDT, ORCL, and MSFT are ready for liftoff 🚀🚀🚀
Strong, profitable, growing businesses at half price.
[+5] u/North-bound: And despite all the pain and misery they have been through, I still don't feel bad for the bears.
[+5] u/sitbar: you do they just larp as regarded ameruskis
[+5] u/KittyLover-7: Pakistan aka pumpistan called
They said fuck your puts and praise be to Allah and US equities
[+5] u/__nameless____: Run up all the way you want spy, I'm not jumping in again until I see some corrections
[+5] u/VisualMod: **Ban Bet Created:** **/u/Inevitable_Gainz** bet **SPY** goes from **707.21** to **800.0** before **17-Apr-2026 04:37 PM EDT**
Their record is 0 wins and 3 losses.
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[+5] u/gofthrora: Holy fuck bers r kill
[+5] u/Pretty_Ad_7885: sell the news is dead. pump the news
[+5] u/LeftBullTesty: WE GET THE FANCY RAMEN TONIGHT BOYS
[+16] u/bb483: Damn the bull side is so much more fun
[+12] u/one-shot-hound: Fucking hate being a bear
[+12] u/dabblesest: Spy was at 676 on Monday morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣
[+11] u/Invisible_Pony: The strait is open and closed and double-closed and also mined and not mined, and you have to pay a toll to either nobody or Iran or Iran and the US. Anyway, more Green.
[+11] u/-user222: 630 two weeks ago btw
[+11] u/TequilaTrader: Scared money don’t make money
[+11] u/zeusbox: This sub was more fun in red days and for that reason I'm out.
[+11] u/f0xinaround: I summon POT OF GREED 🏺
[+11] u/BadBoyBilbo: Every day I wake up and tell myself that I’m going to be a smarter bear.
But this is stupid. It seems the smarter I get as a bear, the more money I lose.
So fuck it.
0dte SPY calls it is.
[+10] u/Tazer814: dude i hate everyone in this market
[+10] u/Namtabmal: Just somehow lost 300$ shorting oil lmao
[+10] u/Small-Maintenance-65: New retail traders dubbing themselves geniuses left, right, and center. Subscribe for more easy profit content.
[+10] u/ThatOneDrunkUncle: This is 9/11 for bears
[+10] u/Tazer814: Brain tells me puts. Heart tells me calls
[+10] u/Slabbed1738: If Mondays red lemme guess the ai headline: market rally cools as traders price in lingering effects of oil disruption
[+9] u/Local_Many_9108: made $130 today boys! paid off my ounce for the weekend. have a nice friday, guys.
[+9] u/New-Bullfrog-815: Well now I have a down payment for a house
[+9] u/syedhuda: im getting real tired of buls just making money all the time
[+9] u/Valkorion335786: Bulls are statistically better people
[+9] u/TheNicestRedditor: Bulls are kinda gay for loving these shrek cock candles
[+9] u/art_entrepreneur: Two things stand true: (1) this shit will go back to $650 some time soon and (2) bers will get wiped trying to time it.
[+8] u/tristis_veritas: This is dotcom.
Except there were actually some grownups around trying to slow things down and build a cushion for the next crisis. Fed chair was keenly aware of the mania and trying to tamp it down. Both Dems and Reps worked together in bipartisan fashion to create large surpluses during the boom.
This time there are zero grownups, just everyone putting gasoline on the fire and pushing the gas pedal on full speed even if it fully destroys society itself.
[+8] u/StuffedBunss: “Are ya winnin son?” I’m finally winning dad holy shit
[+8] u/be_blessed_bruh: #the bears make sense and the bulls make money
[+8] u/dMestra: Strait closed, pump. Strait open, pump. Strait nuked, pump.
[+8] u/mjr0421: All this green can afford double protein at chipotle today
[+8] u/ismebbb: Switched to being a bull. Who knew making money was so easy
[+8] u/bbbyismymommy: Vix Not going down IS weird
[+8] u/WiseIndustry2895: No longer the saying elevator down stairs up. It’s elevator up stairs down.
[+8] u/No_Current3675: shit is out of control
[+8] u/Justadude590: I’ve been debating on buying calls for over a week, I really any believe this tbh. But there’s also no way I could buy calls at this price point either. I’m a paper handed bitch fr
[+8] u/PhysInstrumentalist: This Market is giving me a panic attack
[+8] u/laurencenor: Wouldn't shock me if we finished red today.
[+8] u/NotRobotNFL: On Monday, strait is super duper open…then another 1% up. Tuesday: Never been this open…up another 1%
[+8] u/Snowman33001: Who here bought puts on margin?
[+7] u/mtol115: Bought puts at open and got demolished smh I never learn my lesson
[+7] u/Superente_: The Strait is open, and no one cares anymore
[+7] u/feelingpeculiarr: I stopped being a gey ber n joined the winning bulls team
[+7] u/tdotrollin: Turns out the oil bulls were the most retarded bears
[+7] u/Ok-Barracuda39: Makre sure to treat yourself to some good pizza or burgers today, kings and queens! Life is too short to be stressed everyday regardless if ber or bol.
[+7] u/KotMyNetchup: Let me see if I got this right.
1. Create economic crisis. SPY goes down.
2. Create speculation that crisis may be over soon. SPY recovers.
3. Oh no things might not be over soon. SPY is too tired to move.
4. Repeat step 2. SPY blasts through ATH.
Is this how economy works?
[+7] u/CantaloupePatient822: It doesn’t matter if you are wrong 4 times in a row, you just need one crazy win and you’re back in…. The casino always finds a way to pull you back in
[+7] u/utterlyirrational: This market is literally unbelievable. I cannot believe it. I am dumb and dumbfounded.
[+7] u/Rolltide43: What bears always forget is they don’t have to be that way
[+7] u/xeemyy: The RSI (retard strength index) just hit ATH.
[+7] u/lifeskipper18: Can the stock market drop for one day? What an insane market today.
[+7] u/Summerdaysengineer: Time to sell everything. Feels dangerous here
[+7] u/ComfortableWolf779: No such thing as a pullback in this market
[+7] u/Extension-Ad917: Remember when people were scared about valuations. Losers
[+6] u/fomoandyoloandnogrow: Iran: we’re gonna block Hormuz
*Market: who gives af, green*
Iran: we’re gonna stop blocking hormuz
*Market: oh fuk let’s go green hard!*
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
[+6] u/FrostySoftPressure: You know you suck at investing when even at this pump you are not breakeven with the stocks you’ve invested before war
[+6] u/DamnLeafs: So Oil stocks are now lower then when this started. Truly fascinating.
[+6] u/donniedarko1010: So good news, strait open, as soon as the market was about to open, seems fishy??? Or am I the only 🐻 in the house?
[+6] u/BiblicalAss: how about this raging economy!
[+6] u/RougarouGumbo: no deal = market go up and deal = market go up and market go up = ber r fuk
[+6] u/Ill-Ad1603: #MICRON 800, MSFT 700, AMD 600, NVDA 300, GOOGL 500, META 1000
[+6] u/Wrath_FMA: The trick to being a bear, is to be a coward and sell at +20%
[+6] u/IWishIwasAwhale1: no way were not pulling back today. puts in
[+6] u/NazgulSandwich: buy the rumour buy the news buy these fat juicy nuts
[+6] u/Important_Yoghurt722: who is buying spy at these levels
[+6] u/Valkorion335786: This is gonna dip HARD lol
but the dip will be bought back up so don't be a cuck
[+6] u/TinyAdhesiveness5773: take profits before you regretti
[+6] u/taiyab-raja: Millionaires being made right now.
[+6] u/nocashflow_: 10 min till my 710 banbet expires, cmonnnnnnnn
[+6] u/HighPriestOfDongs: just think, bears could have made money too but instead they bought FUCKING PUTS LMAO
[+6] u/Burger_Gouger: Sold my calls too early, flipped gains into 0dte puts. Got roasted and back to where I started.
See Yall Monday
[+6] u/Antique_Cabinet8416: 80% of energy infrastructure is damaged and 30% severely and oil is gonna go under 75 again like it's all completely back running normal, lmfao
[+6] u/ziggyho: Freak the fuck out and buy everything
[+6] u/puffinnbluffin: Lmfao this is absolute fucking madness
[+6] u/OrdinaryMix4013: holy shit taco handing over a 20 billion in cash to Irraan lmaoo
[+6] u/No_Fig_7835: Iran war was literally the best thing for the economy, DJT 4d chess
[+6] u/poopieuser909: they used mythos to delete all blackmail from BIBI's onedrive
[+5] u/YourQuietComfort: OK, maybe my 710 1DTE yesterday wasn't so dumb. Still sold already, solid 150% profit.
[+5] u/AllianceOrTheHorde: Buy the netflix dip. You already know it's going to go up
[+5] u/Fieryhotsauce: RDDT eating bears all week
[+5] u/kvndoom: So, "PALLETS OF CASH" has come full circle?
[+5] u/Bilbo_Butthole: BERS LMAOOO, I’m finally unbanned
[+5] u/ToughVegetable2483: Thanks spy you paid my Vegas trip this weekend
[+5] u/Gullible-Dance-1704: This market will be remembered for one of the most craziest and most corrupt in history!
[+5] u/Current_Pangolin8831: Fml bought callls on open
[+5] u/Coloradospruce33: If META hits $700 my wife's boyfriend promised I can "watch" tonight
[+5] u/br0botic: It’s been too easy to make money lately. Time to take some risk off the table
[+5] u/yushey__: I sold MSTR yesterday and bought NFLX 🤡
[+5] u/GushingAnusCheese: Lovely day to be an oil bear especially with 10x leverage.
[+5] u/likamuka: SHIPPING ASSOCIATION BIMCO SAYS AWAITING MORE DETAILS ON IRAN ANNOUNCING STRAIT OF HORMUZ OPENING BEFORE CAN COMMENT
What a fucking clown show.
[+5] u/Key_Abroad7633: Without question the craziest rally of all time
[+5] u/Blazzer675: This is fucking insane, last 5 years gotta be an anomaly compared to the rest of the history of the market
[+5] u/Valkorion335786: Grabbed NFLX 97c
Think it ends the day at 101
Will use the profits to throw shoes at bears
[+5] u/pain474: Can we have one fucking dip? I got no piece from the cake
[+5] u/Th3_Paradox: See profit, take profit. Could always get greedy but ill take 70% roi on a call
[+5] u/TemporaryMushroom850: Inb4 Israel strikes Iran with missiles for fun
[+5] u/Big_Bad_Fish11: Why does the market reward just senseless call buying? Honest question.
[+5] u/Wrath_FMA: Not feeling great about these at open puts have to be honest
[+5] u/Hosai87: Congrats to Trump and to the bulls.
[+5] u/Ill-Ad1603: Fuck all of you for real
[+5] u/TheBlueBlaze: He called it the Strait of Iran.
Holy shit they really *are* in charge now.
[+5] u/Frosty_Dig4148: BERS LUBE UP!!!!!!!!
[+5] u/dabblesest: Holy shit those last 3 spy candles were wild
[+5] u/Level_Ad8089: I dont think they will wait until EOD to rug pull
[+5] u/Chemical-Coconut-203: Buy Fleetwood Mac's Rumours on vinyl, sing along to Second Hand News.
[+5] u/GalacticNecterine: Would have been so rich if I had held my 4/21 700c on spy instead of selling at 3.60 now they are 10+ 🥲
[+5] u/nebulatraveler23: Hey dumb bears, did you fall for the Iran scare?
Hahahaha
[+5] u/ButtExterminator: going to 710 for sure
[+5] u/Infinite-Anybody204: Mfw the market does exactly what its intended to do. Go up 🤑
[+5] u/Icy-Tea-2954: People sleeping on AMZN gearing up to take on SpaceX with tacit support from AAPL.
Could be a big one - especially without the exposure to Elon craziness
[+5] u/Maximum-Side-9391: Strait open market going to rip
[+5] u/KennytheDoggy: Imagine being a person that lost money in the last 10 days
Tall buildings are not your friend
[+5] u/codespyder: Calls in the morning and calls in the evening. Light work
[+5] u/crazyfool319: So many morons on this sub went all in on puts at the bottom lmaoooo
[+5] u/CisFishstick: "Irrational Exuberance"
[+5] u/TrollerCoasterWoo: I’ve given up trying to understand it. Let it pump
[+5] u/CatDadd0: Glad I sold my Netflix put on open, quick little 220 percent before this insane rally, might be time for Netflix calls💀
[+5] u/Boopbooplettuce: SPY not 800 yet, what wrong
[+5] u/Late-Tadpole-2318: Lol Bibi’s like no wait we’re not finished I still have a trial to avoid
[+5] u/IgorOlshanksy: Is there a buy now pay later plan for options trading?
[+5] u/Comfortable733: RED DAYS ARE ILLEGAL. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
[+5] u/a_human_21: When you get too rich and you start getting the Warren Buffet laugh crack in your voice
[+5] u/Top-Sir-1215: You guys forget - stocks go up
[+5] u/Hot_Avocado_2701: People must have forgotten that the sell button exists
[+5] u/Attilahunky: Ok. I tap out. This bear is a rug now. The market truly is more irrational than my solvency risk tolerance.
Have you seen the premarkets? FML.
This is my capitulation!!
[+5] u/Accomplished_Job5938: Spy is is at $707+ and y'all are talking about dumping. I'm sitting on a $688 break even put from last Tuesday because I'm regarded but shit isn't dumping stfu
[+5] u/madeenahjyasu: FREAKY AHH MARKET 🗣️
[+5] u/Sensitive_Pilot3689: 🥭 going to have to bomb an Iranian oil tanker to show he’s serious now
[+5] u/Small-Maintenance-65: If SPY goes any more vertical it'll pump straight into the past
[+5] u/diefy7321: Stoopid stoopid stoopid stoopid stoopid fuking bers lmfaooooo
[+5] u/RescuePilot: SPY fixing to fall off a cliff…
[+5] u/ten7four: Not even the liberation day bounce back was this severe. And that was off a -21.4% drawdown, compared to this being only -9.8%. Unreal.
[+5] u/RagingBearBull: Im done.
I cant take learning all this shit.
WTF is "DUST", I cant rember my childhood anymore.
[+5] u/Samjabr: Trying not to be greedy - close my SPY 710s at the open
Watch them quadruple over the next 30 minute 🤡
[+5] u/rwc5078: Today is the day I FOMO big
Set my sell limit orders on my 0DTEs, closed the computer and currently going for a walk
Put too much money it, let's hope it prints
[+5] u/tnguyen5057: This reminds me of last year on Tariff Liberation Day. Wouldn’t it be funny if it just goes straight up? 😁
[+5] u/AncientAd3846: Nah thats the psyop from being under 700 so long. Youll get used to the inflation
[+23] u/No-Pomegranate9234: If SPY hits 750 by next week I'll post my asshole on Reddit
[+19] u/the-revenge-trader: I will never forget this rally and how it destroyed my spirits
[+18] u/Lapidated_Llama: Am I the only regard here who has made zero money?
[+16] u/Fit_Service8662: Markets gonna be up 12% a month every month for the next year cause we solved a problem that wasn't there two months ago
[+16] u/MrRutin: Damn pumping 3 times on the same news is crazy
[+15] u/borrokalaria: Blow-off top today. Already sold half yesterday, and considering selling some more today and next week. We had a great run, and even if I'm wrong, remember, nobody ever went broke from selling early.
[+15] u/mapsosa: if you told me 2 weeks ago we’d be at 710 today i’d say how the fuck did you get in my house and that you’re a damn liar
[+13] u/River_Sandhu: We are witnessing the further split between the top half and the bottom half of the country financially
[+13] u/Both-Improvement8645: This is just the rich jerking themselves off at this point
[+13] u/afishinacar: There’s no reason this rally should continue.
Therefore it will. I’m taking profits now but I’ll be with you call holders in spirit when we see SPY 730 next week.
[+12] u/GreenCurrency2228: even the bulls are becoming concerned
[+12] u/iBoughtYourCar: Up 10% on MSFT shares seems illegal
[+12] u/Kickboy21: I SOLD MSFT AT $400 THIS WEEK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
[+11] u/Nightdocks: I want to get more calls but where do you even enter? This is so stupid
[+11] u/marketreal29: Reality is divorced from reality at this point
[+11] u/Ok-Bumblebee1526: Bought calls. Market immediately starts to tank.
[+11] u/igotthis_man: Unreal missed out on a rally of a lifetime sad
[+10] u/Coffeewin: Dude what the FUCK is going on. Portfolio is up +44% in two weeks
[+10] u/2centsofhumor: is it me or does it feel like 1929 in here 🫠🫠
[+10] u/penguinpandapear: Congrats to bulls honestly
[+10] u/Fit_Service8662: Markets up this much will encourage 🥭to do something stupid, like invade Greenland or something
[+10] u/FreonJunkie96: SPY $850 rug pull in 4-6 months will be glorious
[+10] u/csr8765: Ber still frantically positing negative headlines, coming up with every reason they can to be right 🤣🤣
[+10] u/CBWorldwide: Securing profits today before the Prez announces WW3 Saturday night 😂
[+10] u/Celticsmoneyline: bears celebrating futures down 1% Sunday night feels like a lifetime ago
[+9] u/Both-Improvement8645: So we are higher than pre-Iran war which resulted in oil shock supplies with the IEA saying it’ll take years to fix the oil infrastructure but this is all irrelevant as stocks go up.
[+9] u/GrassOrAss954: This is actual AIDS.
[+9] u/TyroneSwoopes: This is undeniably retarded.
Anyways, calls.
[+9] u/Aggravating_Key_9710: Well at least I made $150, I can now drive to my job at Wendy’s
[+9] u/Fit_Neighborhood9251: we are in a 10 day generational run.
dow is still not at 50k.
[+9] u/Popular_Song3371: quick question - wtf?
[+9] u/ring_of_slattern: I should buy puts, this is unsustainable - me at SPY 690
[+9] u/iHateThisPlaceSoBad: So it was ripping for 13 straight days because it knew the straight would be opened, and it rips again when the straight is opened.
Honestly close it again, the market will tank 2%, and then you can talk about reopening it for a week (+5%) and then open it again (+5%).
Just keep doing that over and over again
[+9] u/Confident_Lab_2135: Puts are so tempting but buying into this green dildo is suicide
[+9] u/Teckel22: *STOCKS GAP UP 3% TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS AFTER TRUMP TELLS AXIOS SPAIN MIGHT GET A NUKED "VERY TACTICALLY, VERY PRECISE" BECAUSE OF NOT HELPING WITH HORMUZ
[+9] u/RoaringPity: Imagine losing money in this market
[+9] u/_Netgirth: Veteran move to sell half your position so the other half continues to pump
[+9] u/BT_Baggage_handler: My wife doesn't think this can keep going... Listen, if I wanted to marry a bear I would have been gay.
[+9] u/radljostxx: Diabolical level of inside trading to keep it up
[+9] u/ImSortaUseful: DJT stands for Doctor Jesus Trump
[+8] u/borrokalaria: I'm so glad the war is over. I just came back from a gas station, and there was already a huge price drop from $5.99 to $5.89.
[+8] u/ArtFickle541: I may have bought puts your welcome bulls
[+8] u/weewoowewoooo: Every time I sell my positions the price rockets and if I were to hold onto my positions for that time it would have dumped lmfao. Fuck this
[+8] u/Roxorek: is this the greatest rally in history
not 1 person saw this coming
[+8] u/Clean_Feces: CLOSE THE FUCKIN' STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!!
[+8] u/kairepaire: This might be the bottom. SPY +10% next week
[+8] u/Teckel22: *TRUMP SAYS HE WILL ISSUE EXECUTIVE ORDER DEMANDING EVERY BROKER IN AMERICA TO REMOVE SELL BUTTON FUNCTION
[+8] u/financiallythriving: Two weeks of straight brutal ass fucking for the bears
[+8] u/jakeisarake: Imagine being Michael burry rn lol
[+8] u/hallett21: Guhhhhhh. Lmfao just kidding 715 next.
[+8] u/amanj41: Bers gonna be eating good when this shit crashes -0.00001% after the squeeze is over
[+8] u/Loperenco: I feel poverty leaving my cursed body
[+8] u/Lake-Dependent: Ceasefire already over
[+8] u/kairepaire: Good time to buy calls
[+8] u/Lake-Dependent: Israel literally already broke the ceasefire 16 minutes ago
[+8] u/ContributionMore5502: Imagine being wrong with puts for 2 weeks straight but you keep telling yourself “today’s the day”
[+8] u/pixi88: Its too bullish in here
[+8] u/AlexisVert: THANK YOU TO THE MAN WHO COMMENTED $TSLA CALLS I OWE YOU LUNCH
[+7] u/puttybigbutty420: Sold my 0dte spy $700s for 1.11 on Tuesday they’re chilling at 9+ 🤦♂️
[+7] u/PhotoSpheres: This markets going to keep going up until I buy in, isn’t it?
[+7] u/lamechud: Most useless war of all time award
[+7] u/Substantial-Art5008: Literally no more correlation in the market anymore it’s literally a coin flip
[+7] u/Sea_Condition_6999: So we're just going to go up 1% every day from now on?
[+7] u/thereallilspec: I dont normaly talk like a bear... but the market cant hold this up forever. This is some fantasy land type shit. Lmfao
[+7] u/sa-sa-sa-soma: how much money is required to move the S&P this fast?
i feel like this is the 1% of the 1% hitting the casino with their take home from the Iran war
[+7] u/Aggravating_Fig6288: You mean to tell me had I held the $250 worth of 04/17 700c I bought on Monday with the last remaining change in my blown up port it would be worth $15,000 right now?
Always be greedy kids.
[+7] u/Thee_muffin_mann: Come on 712 Daddy's got to pay his taxes
[+7] u/AdExtension3875: alright.. we like wars now!
[+7] u/Teckel22: Just remember that a child born 13 days ago has never known a period in his life in which stocks were down. To him stonks can only go up
[+7] u/Uisce-beatha: This is wild. It's like everything is fantastic in this country if you're just looking at the markets right now
[+7] u/TrumpChildOnahole: Green 16 more days in a row imo
[+7] u/Open_Waltz6902: My condolences ber. Market is rigged
[+7] u/grantern2: In so fucking depressed. My long term account is in SGOV right now. I’m missing out on all the gains while my cash is inflating away. What the fuck man
[+7] u/driskigm: I love how I keep thinking, "man, it's run so much...probably shouldn't get in now" and then it just...keeps running.
[+7] u/Waiting4Reccession: Please mr president, just one more dump, i promise to buy the dip this time!
[+7] u/SerialStrategist: I'm going to get the MSFT logo tattooed on my butt cheek.
[+7] u/HywayKind: asked ai, just to be sure: Yes, market manipulation is strictly illegal in the United States and most developed financial markets. It involves intentional conduct designed to deceive investors by controlling or artificially affecting the price of securities, commodities, or currencies. Violations can lead to severe civil and criminal penalties, including up to 25 years in prison
[+7] u/Master-Stranger8908: Someone plz tell them I sold already lol ugh should’ve held a lil longer
[+7] u/DryOne4434: Hey idiot quit looking at that green line and go back to work
(@ me)
[+7] u/sxiom: #SPY $777.77 CONFIRMED 🐂📈🚀
[+7] u/Major-Bad-1203: Are we all about to become generational bag holders over the weekend?
[+7] u/whyubesk8ter: this is um the best I’ve felt inside in years MOREE
[+7] u/_3470: i’m feel like such a dumbass for waiting for a pullback to buy in
[+7] u/Sad_Estimate_6342: Finally sold my 7 day calls for NDVA today i am very happy
[+7] u/jlw993: SPY up 13% in 3 weeks 💀
[+7] u/QuartersToPlay: Guys 720 was a joke earlier but it might happen wtf
[+7] u/Ok_Assistance_7319: Isn't this concerning to anyone?
[+7] u/99Fan: Spy 710 eow was not a meme
730 end of next week?
[+7] u/bearhunter429: #I just woke up, holy fuck stupid ber LMAO🤌
[+7] u/RockinOutCockOut: Omg bears are winning what is this dip
[+7] u/sonianevermindX: Spy has moved up $80 since 2 weeks ago lol
[+7] u/gooneral_MC: people surprised we're at 710 like it wasn't 690 last october. long overdue pump.
[+7] u/Unique-Confusion-296: Turned 160 bucks into 10k this crazy week. I should pull this money out and delete the app.
[+7] u/Phandomtrigger: BREAKING NEWS: Trump declared SPY to be delisted if it has a red day ever again
[+7] u/FabulousLanguage6216: DOCTOR MICHAEL J. BURRY 😂😂😂
[+7] u/Hot_Acanthocephala53: wait till they find out all the good news are fake news
[+7] u/COVIDtheDestroyer: It’s almost like they know something bad is on the horizon so they’re trying to pump it as high as possible to lessen the impact
[+7] u/DeezSpicyNuts: The normal people who glaze billionaires will never make sense to me. Just empty husks lol
[+7] u/financiallythriving: Just a reminder SPY was sub 635 two weeks ago and now it breached 710
[+7] u/kcyc2123: Market way overextended now. Any negative news on Iran negotiations over the weekend will cause this to dump big
[+7] u/LengthObjective2253: SPY 735 end of next week guaranteed
[+7] u/datrades: No fucking pull back????
[+7] u/bringkiteback: Must fight urge to buy puts
[+7] u/TrickBit27: Ya this is totally sustainable
[+7] u/SailorJerry7030: Is SPY 2% still on the menu today
[+7] u/abused-throwawayy: I gotta quit trading my god, this shit will never go down and ill never own a home
[+7] u/ListerineInMyPeehole: I can’t believe I’ve been hanging out with you people for 7 years now
[+7] u/FuelHappy1660: Starting to think I maybe shouldn’t have sold all my VTI
[+7] u/Artistic_Chicken_557: Breaking:
The CEO of SPY announced today that they were shifting focus from being a S&P 500 ETF to become an AI data center company. Investors ecstatic. SPY up 23%.
--Walter Bloomberg
[+7] u/Get_dat_money: I honestly can't believe the amount of money I could have made this week, if I wasnt such a paper handed bitch
[+7] u/Lake-Dependent: Israel already breaks ceasefire and we continue pumping lmfao
[+7] u/Senior-Chapter8804: You were sucking your thumb at that time and not because you were an infant you retard
[+6] u/nknk_3: SPY 680s - when Strait of Hormuz was open. SPY 709 - When Strait of Hormuz got closed and was reopened.
[+6] u/After-Violinist-7485: i bought 701 spy puts 🤷♂️
[+6] u/btoned: Everything is up except wages and bulls celebrating 🤣🤣
[+6] u/kenathen: what a brilliant move of blocking the blocked strait to make it open. most brilliant strategy in world as future negotiations ultimate strategy
[+6] u/SouthNice7324: Actually starting to feel sorry for the bears. This is peak regarded market
[+6] u/cramers_asshole: Gosh it must be miserable being a bear
[+6] u/ring_of_slattern: Israel is gonna bomb Lebanon and the strait is gonna close again and we’ll drop .1%
[+6] u/TheRealJohnOptions: I have reason to believe Spy 800 next week
[+6] u/CulturalOstrich7: So glad I got out of my short positions yesterday!
(They expired worthless and I have no more money)
[+6] u/AideApprehensive7441: Did algos break the market?
[+6] u/GalacticOcto: Stopped using my brain and just started buying calls
[+6] u/RyuujiStar: Me holding my cash waiting for the dip since last week 🤡
[+6] u/Scalpaholic: If QQQ doesn't get past this peak I bet that's thr top of tops.
Never been a greater time to Sell since before October 1929.
[+6] u/MinimumWindow4742: I'm gonna name my kid Hormuz
[+6] u/Kind_Initiative_7567: Closed out my 7050 calls
Thank you BER.
[+6] u/Fast-Steak-7730: I don’t even think market would drop if they close the strait again
[+6] u/BunsMcCheeks: Ryan Cohen talking about "Trump 2028" 🤡 please release us from this hell
[+6] u/Damandalorianway: If only i didn’t make a single trade since beginning of last year and just held the 1000 shares of intel that i bought for 19.50 not only would i not be down 60k but id also be up 60k so i missed out on 120k being an absolute regard degenerate i truly belong here
[+6] u/MBBOrBust-: The negative effects of Hormuz being shut for as long as it was don’t simply disappear the day it’s reopened.
[+6] u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis: My god is this what you Bols have been experiencing? Bought SPY calls at open. This is marvelous!!
[+6] u/Sea_Character_9896: Longest bol streak in history GG
[+6] u/yallmakemebroke: Yeah ngl I’m staying out of this
[+6] u/whitepug: Is 715 not a meme wtf 😭
[+6] u/Cashmoneytendies: Quick little 5k overnight, now I enjoy the Friday 🫡
[+6] u/amanj41: This literally feels like a short squeeze
[+6] u/bubbasnub: Calls.
And after that?
Believe it or not, more calls.
[+6] u/ThrillaBrokilla: Why is spx calls dirt cheap?
[+6] u/bluen: Mango Master market manipulator
[+6] u/bigdaddyrongregs: You’re an idiot if you didn’t know that “a civilization will die tonight” was a bottom signal.
[+6] u/Starmedia11: The current American administration is primarily made up of people who enriched themselves by manipulating the stock market.
Not sure why people are still shocked by this type of activity every day. Just be happy you can get a piece of it
[+6] u/drytexterfinalboss: Pump pump pump it up
This clown car has no brakes baby
[+6] u/grantern2: I lost money on calls today. Multiple times
[+6] u/fashgod: I already made 30% in 20 minutes. Could have made 300% if held on for double that time. Is it regarded if I get back in now? lol
[+6] u/Marcoos123: ): I was a ber. I bought puts today, yesterday, the day before, and the day before the day before yesterday.
4 days ago, I bought a call that i was planning to hold until expiry, but i panic sold for a loss before it ripped 1000% from my cost basis if i stuck to my plan. RIP
What should i buy next? Should I become a bol or is it too late?
[+6] u/sxiom: #MISSION ACCOMPLISHED 🐂📈🚀
[+6] u/Stack_Johnson: Someone in govt for sure has figured out a new kind of stock market fraud
[+6] u/averagenoodle: Relentless buying, like the buy button’s going to go away come Monday
[+6] u/According_To_Me_: Your ah trader harry
[+6] u/CPA-hole: Push me to the edge, all my bears are dead
[+6] u/reactzzzz: panic sellers from three weeks ago are panic buying right now, classic
[+6] u/LeoTora: So orange man on full contratulations and thanks spree. Like it is really a done deal
[+6] u/soundofsilence258: I just VOO and chill my life is great
[+6] u/whyshw: Blocking the blockade actually blocked the bears
[+5] u/Sufficient-Flan1565: Rumor has it that Berkshire Hathaway just dumped 32 billion bucks in MSFT
[+5] u/Sow_40: BERS THOUGHT SPY GONNA FALL -50% AHAHA
[+5] u/Available_Road_2538: SPY 800 is not a meme 🚨
[+5] u/saw-it: Tweets about possibility of strait being opened got spy to move more than the strait actually being opened
[+5] u/lookingforajob2020: 709 has already turned into support lmfao
[+5] u/Roxorek: BREAKING: Anthropic is now trading at an implied valuation of $1 trillion+ on secondary market platforms, surpassing OpenAI.
aaaaand we missed out
[+5] u/Bravadette: Welp, im at my PDT limit. Good luck yall.
[+5] u/greaterwhiterwookiee: Me continuing to side-eye my calls.
[+5] u/HomingSunlight: I sold SPY call for 20% gain on Wednesday, today it would have been 70% already lol.
[+5] u/Old-Commission2782: I never want to hear 'Drill Team 6' ever again.
[+5] u/MachokeTheCryptoLord: I think I exit my calls here. Starting to feel this pump has been a bit obnoxious. Goodluck regards.
[+5] u/captainunderpants111: What are we even pumping for anymore lol im riding calls but genuinely shitting my pants at this fake pump
[+5] u/edwardh528: Well let’s wait patiently for the rug pull
[+5] u/Regardium-Leviosa: Don't forget to bring a towel
[+5] u/Prudent-Leading-8835: “Israeli drone strike kills one in Lebanon despite ceasefire”
What is this ceasefire? Is it Only for countries that in middle east except Israel, who breaks ceasefire gets punishments as sactions ?
[+5] u/BigGain_Shrek: Tsla short squeeze in full effect
[+5] u/the-revenge-trader: Down 90% on my 0DTE puts
50% weeklies and 10% monthlies
[+5] u/AsianGirls94: It’s crazy that there’s another 2% day for when 🥭 announces the blockade is over
[+5] u/NaluknengBalong_0918: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[+5] u/The_Albertino: We’ve reached the “buy anything” stage of this market very quickly. Not good
[+5] u/weewoowewoooo: This market is so fucking easy to fool. All we gotta do is manufacture some fake bullshit event to dump and then solve it to pump even higher lmfaoooo
[+5] u/sxiom: #BEARS ARE SO COOKED 🐻🔫
[+5] u/beeralpha: This graph is clearly going up, time to go all-in
[+5] u/Swiftnice: 🥭 said Iran said they agreed never to close the strait again. He's getting to high on his own supply again and making more stuff up lol
[+5] u/EscapeHistorical178: tsla ber be selling their lambos this weekend to make up for their margin calls lol
[+5] u/sxiom: #IT’S BEAR HUNTING SZN 🐻🔫
[+5] u/jaypowwow: Made 37k today. Put 20k in spy shares. Gambling rest
[+5] u/OGWFORLIFE: Crazy how I’m not willing to risk even $100 in this market. Burned too many times. Was thinking about calls at open ever since the Iran announcement and just didn’t. Added to watchlist. Both TSLA call and SPX call made $700. I’m a pussy
[+5] u/Aggravating_Key_9710: Big leagues ain’t for everyone kiddo
[+5] u/Unhedged-Fund: so Hormuz is still closed 🤡
[+5] u/beeralpha: Wtf is happening. God hates bers
[+5] u/theperezident94: Usually, we see a 2-3 week correction down, with 4-6 weeks to recover back to ATHs.
It was the other way around this time. Super rational market.
[+19] u/Active-Method-433: Made 200 bucks off puts today after losing 5000
[+18] u/xlmtothemoon: war over, oil crashed, stocks ATH, beautiful day and summer around the corner
this is when the nuke gets dropped right
[+15] u/Aggressive-Ad-2707: I expected a dead cat bounce instead got an alive cat launch
[+13] u/Locke_____Lamora: Just need 20 more weeks in a row like this and I can retire.
[+13] u/Jimmy_Wrinkles: The only thing I know about trading is that the market takes the word of compulsive liars at face value
[+13] u/BeaverSack: This jenga tower is getting dangerously tall
[+12] u/DickManning: I think this ATH needs another ATH
[+12] u/Pitiful_Bedroom_6619: PIN THE HOTLINE YOU CRAZY BASTARDS !!!
[+11] u/spectra444: I sold my Spy 4/20 calls for 700% profit just couldn't afford the gamble and being greedy would've gotten me burned I just know it. WHAT A RIDE though. I have hit a new portfolio ATH every day this week. Unreal
[+11] u/thewaterb0yyyy: I bought a SPY 700p 4/20 on Wednesday, upvote if this was retarded
[+11] u/Immediate_Type4095: Qqq + 17% in 17 days XD
[+11] u/miss_L_fire: I’m so depressed. I paper handed my calls and I feel like I just got up from a slot machine then the person who sat there after me pulled the handle and got the jackpot
[+10] u/CumomEileen: I could have sworn that pre Iran the market was jittery bc of AI being a funding circle jerk and private credit imploding with funds gated etc.
But somehow closing and then reopening Hormuz has solved this?
[+10] u/techlogger: We just need another 13% rally to get to SPY 800, is it really too much to ask?
[+10] u/Informal-Composer226: 750 this summer is not a meme
[+10] u/asetniop: SPY over the last two weeks looks almost identical to returns I was getting when I invested with Bernie Madoff! Nothing could possib-lie go wrong!
[+10] u/astromouse2024: Spy being up $30 in one week is insane. If it wasn’t for the shit admin I’d full port puts
[+10] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: So it turns out that just holding shares and going up 15% in a week feels a whole lot fucking better than buying puts and going down 56% in the same amount of time.
Wish I’d learned this in March 2020 but better late than never.
[+10] u/Neel_Crashkari: Had spy 705 call yesterday
Had mstr shares and calls
Sold everything yesterday
You people are the only ones who can understand how horrible it is to make 70 when it could have been 7k
[+10] u/Suavecore_: Damn I actually went all in on 4/20 spy calls at the top yesterday and it paid off
[+10] u/yeedub: Gonna double down on puts fuck this fake ass market
[+9] u/potato111a: Bers need another deepseek moment to break even LMAO 🤌
[+9] u/RoyalFail6: This is literally a pump and dump bc no ships are passing through 😀
[+9] u/slamtt: holy shit, spy downticked
"freak the fuck out
sell your fomo calls now"
-Warren Buffet
[+9] u/Sawgambler: [ Removed by Reddit ]
[+9] u/iliveasimplelife: rewind this shit by 2 weeks, i want to buy more
[+9] u/kanyedidnothingwr0ng: bers in absoute fuckin shambles, rip
[+9] u/Adome201: Bro I SWEAR I just woke up and I forgot I had like 2 spy 706 calls bro I just made 1k for no reason😂
[+9] u/Legitimate_Cable_811: The surely this can't go any higher mentality will get you wrecked. The new bers dont know this and the old bers that did it last time are homeless and without wifi now
[+9] u/pinghing: Why's he trying to pump the market so hard on Friday
What's gonna happen over the weekend?
I'm scared
[+9] u/_RAPTORMAN_: Sold spy 700c for $1. Fml
[+8] u/JonRadian: Iran media just reporting previous "open" announcement not true as long as US blockade in place. Also passage has to be under total IRGC control.
[+8] u/mardigrasmoker: What the fuck are these wicks
[+8] u/StopAndThinkPleaseTy: Only pumping because an assload of puts expire today
[+8] u/starentbrett: Omg the urge to buy puts just hit me. Quick, someone kick me in the ballz
[+8] u/Eddyrancid: Fuck it, lets hit +2% on a Friday after an insane streak. Who cares.
[+8] u/spudbro00: It’s pretty crazy how the markets instantly pumps on headlines and then when the headline is contradicted completely ignores it. No matter what it wants to go up on any reason
[+8] u/Noble_Bastard: Lol. That old fart Buffett looks like a real genius holding all that cash.
[+8] u/Evander85: Greenest day of the year and I’m down 5k on NFLX
[+8] u/TruthFantastic1741: There are poor souls out there buying puts
[+8] u/jstvndrpls: Consider the following statements:
Diversification is for pussies
A real man's portfolio consists of 100% speculative tech penny stocks
True/false?
[+8] u/Sandvicheater: So Iran gives up some nukes and Us/Israel withdraw their forces. Everything goes back to normal with Iran still making nukes at the end of the day.
What was the point of this war again?
[+7] u/Historical_Cover8133: I've been investing - gambling - for years now, but the price action this past week is the most insane shit I've ever seen.
[+7] u/yeedub: My friend was convinced oil was going to $200 and the world economy would collapse and banking crisis etc. I think he's not feeling good today
[+7] u/abroadbroadband: Fuck it!
I'm...
# euphoric!
📈📈📈
[+7] u/aqjingson: Sorry for doubting Tsla lol
[+7] u/spudbro00: Iran - Strait Is Open If US blockade is down = Oil -12%
US = Blockade remains, Iran Strait Is Closed = Oil +1%
[+7] u/Discount_LionSafari: If you're making a profit today, remember how long the last ceasefire lasted.
Take the money and run.
[+7] u/ateranol: Welcome back to 2021, when stocks only go up.
[+7] u/lordbell21: Honestly seeing a trillion dollar short squeeze because of not bombing infrastructure wasn't on anyone's bingo card
[+7] u/Ok_Importance9886: next week , Iran peace deal Spy up 3% . next to next week , new Hormuz US toll deal Spy up 5% . After 3 weeks... Hezb and Houthi peace deals Spy up 4%
[+7] u/fan_of_hakiksexydays: There's still only 2 ships that have entered the Strait today.
[https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/](https://hormuzstraitmonitor.com/)
[+7] u/semencoveredmollusc2: Don't worry, I'll keep this pump going. Switching to puts
[+7] u/Crazy-Bluejay4388: Sandisk calls at the top was not the best move.
[+7] u/Lorne__Malvo__: absolute regard strength not even a lunchtime dip
[+7] u/NightWalkThrowAway: Stonks only go up. I honestly don’t know why people bother with Puts most of the time. Like being a permabear is actually terrible, no way you can successfully trade and be a permabear.
[+7] u/chibi78: No positions open but seeing this much green makes me sick
[+7] u/SPICYLEMONBUM69: If spy hits 713 by eod. I’ll quit my job
[+7] u/_lueless: At this rate, we'll be at 800 by May.
[+7] u/hwork-22: Do I see a triple top on the SPY? Looks like we are going to test some lows if it doesn't breakout.
[+7] u/Ill-Assignment9438: Closed all positions. Made absolute bank. Thanks all ye degnerates.
[+7] u/lithe_silhouette: How are spy calls up over 2000% on a 1% pump
[+7] u/cosmicoconuts: Not closing puts that expire today cause what if spy hits 660
[+7] u/Dumbtrader66: God is it not going to dip ever again
[+7] u/No-Can-80085: Is everyone making money except me?
[+7] u/Ecstatic_Love4691: Trump going to tweet something this weekend isn’t he
[+6] u/MrNo_Balls: bears died for your sins
[+6] u/prezzie2728: It's gunna go down, i just don't know when
[+6] u/ButterscotchOdd7615: Can we start a pump meme stock again? Or do we need permission from the overlords?
[+6] u/cosmicoconuts: Up big, still have my spy 677 put open lmao
[+6] u/Crackbot420-69: If you’re not gambling your entire net worth on 0dte options what are you even doing with your life?
[+6] u/Alwaysfavoriteasian: Nursing. The career after the career that didn't work out.
[+6] u/Put_Er_There_Sport: What if this weeks pump is just to get everyone thinking this is gonna keep going up, and we get a hard ass rug pull on Monday?
[+6] u/Far-Requirement9180: Bears keep whining about the pump lol
[+6] u/SlartibartfastMcGee: Shoutout to the retards doing technical analysis on oil when there’s an actual war going on and a single tweet can send the price down 15%.
[+6] u/Commercial_Seat_3704: MSFT still undervalued
[+6] u/Pereise1: Lol VIX at 16 in the midst of all this is hilarious. MMs FU opex gift.
[+6] u/RobotPimpLibertyBell: My MSFT $420 calls were a penny Monday. Just sold for $10.60
[+6] u/No_Cod972: You think this is a pump? We haven't started yet.
[+6] u/Professional-Tap2052: Why did that Iranian president guy tell us to go short 2 weeks ago. Why would he betray us common people.
[+6] u/Affectionate-Tax9885: They’re still charging tolls to cross the strait lol I feel like I’m taking crazy pills
[+6] u/Eddyrancid: Spys uptrend pinned exactly to my calls rate of decay
[+6] u/David_Norris_M: Turns out 711 is the floor
[+6] u/Chef_Royardee: If you bought INTC twenty-six years ago you’d… still be down LMAO
+50% this month on a business that only loses money. Puts for earnings next week is free money
[+6] u/Zestyclose-Bit271: I need to just never watch the news again. There has never been a piece of technical analysis during things like this that was actually correct. It just goes up regardless
[+6] u/Prestigious_Suit_202: now is a siiiick time to buy calls
[+6] u/RoastedPeanuts1812: Please keep buying puts 😂
[+6] u/JiffKewneye-n: no cryiing in the casino and all, but this has been grim as a bear.
[+6] u/Negative_Dark_7008: Straight open blockade in full force... Lol talking out both sides of their mouth is oil moving or na
[+6] u/Advanced_Divide_4641: Can I find a hot Aussie wifey that pronounces TSLA - “Teslurr”
[+6] u/aqjingson: Spy 710 lol fk it let’s see 800
[+6] u/f08g: Today’s menu: BEAR STEW
[+5] u/Ordinary_Chance2606: Most overextended market ever
[+5] u/miata_only: Hold on a minute let me get this Strait...
[+5] u/69spacecadet69420: Crime candles incoming
[+5] u/bigblacknunruly: BANBET! SPY $715 EOD
[+5] u/thefootage: Ugh trying so hard not to FOMO into this
[+5] u/Dontlookimnaked: This Netflix reaction is silly.
[+5] u/sunsetmenu: this shit is like riding like a tsunami
[+5] u/Specialist_Fig9458: We could genuinely see a 100 point move in thirty days
[+5] u/Pluth: Green is my favorite color, but this is fucking stupid. I mean, we were all saying the same thing a year ago and look what happened...
[+5] u/YungIrv: Woke up an hour late and still was able to make money just unreal
[+5] u/Crazy-Pickle-7412: https://preview.redd.it/wy61cypmsrvg1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678e31adbc79458424749438e5ab35a290dbbc8e
Every bear right now
[+13] u/xXFoxyGrandpaXx: FOMO right now. It will never pull back again
[+13] u/nimoronic: There’s gotta be a correction. Ain’t no way.
[+13] u/ayashifx55: Wtf not a single red day for the past 2 weeks.
[+12] u/whomakesthetendies: There is literally no agreement except the ceasefire holy fuck
[+12] u/stupidber: Who's old enough to remember SPY 630?
[+11] u/I_am_Nerman: I've been trading since the dot com era and this is the craziest bear ass raping I've ever seen
[+11] u/drbigtoe: lord give me the strength to not buy more spx calls on this tiny dip
[+11] u/whomakesthetendies: "There secret ingredient is crime"
[+11] u/Impressive_Trick_573: Imagine buying the top of the longest run since 1992
[+10] u/Leading-Future6691: Spy was at 628 at start of this month ..
[+10] u/Now_Biff_Dont_Con_Me: Freak the fuck out and panic buy everything right now.
[+9] u/PropheticMurmurs: From 630 support to 712 support in two weeks.
[+9] u/SCJFR: Seriously where the hell is the money coming from at this point to buy stocks at ATHs and how does this even make sense?
[+9] u/wallstreetsimps: # STIMULUS TALKS GOING WELL
[+9] u/marawki: I am never going bear again
[+9] u/isolated-cat: SAUDI WARNS HORMUZ RECOVERY WILL TAKE TIME
Saudi Arabia’s finance minister says reopening the Strait of Hormuz is a positive step, but energy flows won’t normalize quickly.
He stressed that insurance remains a major hurdle, as companies are hesitant to cover shipments without a lasting ceasefire, noting the current truce is temporary and uncertain
so you're saying that oil will continue to go up?
[+9] u/xeratice1: which one of you greedy fucks held onto your calls at 712
[+9] u/more_aero: Shit is ending at 713 with a nice little green fade up after hours
[+8] u/MagJack: up 83k since March 30th. im just a dumb construction worker. these numbers on the screen don't even look real anymore.
[+8] u/zeebee098: My sis went totally nuts and is in police custody in the emergency psych unit this morning. And im just at work pretending like everything’s fine
[+8] u/HandsOnTheBible: Put/call ratio finally has more calls
You guys know what that means!
[+8] u/AdjustDeezNutz: Spy should just go full retard and pump to 717
[+8] u/EnigmaSpore: it's ok if you missed the boat down and the return boat back up.
there's more boats. big events coming for more moves. on the bright side is volatility is down so options are way cheaper than a month ago.
[+8] u/MangoDan: I bought a call. You're welcome bers.
[+8] u/e30jawn: LOOK AT THAT DIP GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY
[+8] u/NiceJobSon: Generational coulda shoulda woulda moment
[+8] u/EyeSea7923: Being a bull is like buying into a pyramid scheme, but you're the one on top.
[+8] u/IronicallyCanadian: Anyone holding over the weekend isn't gonna be getting much sleep. Best close out now so you can get your 8 hours a night
[+8] u/Due-Refrigerator2306: as a ber I'll take +1% at this point
[+8] u/Snoo23417: OK back to pumping now.
[+8] u/EyeSea7923: They gotta stop trapping these bears. It's just sad.
[+8] u/2AMTrader: Israel breaking ceasefire... lol
[+8] u/2AMTrader: lol probably end red today, would be real funny
[+8] u/Ghost_nut: Over leveraged asf in here 😂
[+8] u/mylowerbackhurts: Just saw a bear jump up for joy and accidentally destroy the cardboard box he lives in
[+7] u/Sp0kenTruth: Cant believe i actually did it right and sold the top.. HALLELUAH.
[+7] u/Stockengineer: lol 13 green days of like near 1% pops XD
[+7] u/Alestasis: My sofi calls went from down 70% to up 350% 🤑
[+7] u/ChampionshipOdd947: What's going to happen is we see a little dip, then a bunch of people will jump all-in on ODTE puts, because market has "gone too high," and "There has to be a pullback" and it will just rocket higher.
This is what I'm telling myself to keep from jumping into puts, anyway
[+7] u/EyeSea7923: Yes... Bearrsss... Buy more puts.... Yes yes.
[+7] u/ripcord51: sorry folks, strait's closed. the mango out front should have told ya.
[+7] u/yayahi: Bro this is actually insane now lmfao
[+7] u/Paddock5280: The SPY train is powered by bear pelts and the next stop is 713
[+7] u/pmotiveforce: I have capitulated. I have ripped off my shirt and put on a tight fitting pink crop top that says "I'm with daddy" and short shorts that lets one ball hang out haphazardly.
I have snorted a bag of Drano, watched 3 hours of granny porn, and started saying "bruh" every other word.
I AM BULL NOW BRUH
[+7] u/G-IDIOTTHEMAN: I loaded puts. You’re welcome.
[+7] u/MartianSpaceCat: This market is so schizophrenic, that it frightens me.
[+7] u/Creative-Package6213: SPY 715 EOD is not a meme!
[+7] u/Ok_Upstairs3431: Freak the fuck out and panic buy atm spy calls at open was the right move, buffet was right: be greedy (or whatever the fuck the quote was)
[+7] u/TieDependent3180: Calls were up 400% but my brokerage app was bugging and next thing I know, down to only up 80%.
[+7] u/Distinct_Chard3048: Spy 800 end of month
[+7] u/Accomplished_Lynx_69: IF you are thinking to buy puts, which I am, you should LOAD UP ON CALLS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[+7] u/jsie-iaiqhsi816278: TSLA will miss EPS by 50% and drop 5%
then on the call, Felon will say “yeah i can see us making more AI products than TSM, Samsung, and NVDA combined”
tsla will moon 20% AH and another 5% in overnight. !banbet TSLA 450 1w
[+7] u/jogolagey: It’s going to be sad when SPY hits 1,000 next year.
[+7] u/GrondForGondor: PULL UP. PULL UP. TERRAIN. TERRAIN. PULL UP. PULL UP.
[+7] u/minin71: LETS GO FINALLY DUMPED ON THE OPEX
[+7] u/Pete26l96: This market makes no fucken sense, only the rich are getting richer and the average folk suffer. This is bs ot should be going down
[+6] u/Spicyboi981: Is all American media state controlled now or something? Never seen this lack of objectivity with WSJ
[+6] u/demonhunterking: Iran deal over weekend priced in. Next week sell the news
[+6] u/Geoff_Dawmer: Do you believe in life after lunch?
[+6] u/Ok-Thought-9960: 🐝🐝 gotta go to court now lmfao
[+6] u/Napster-mp3: How do we dispute the charges for this war with the cc company?
[+5] u/Sovereign1505: AMC 15% and climbing we are back bois
[+5] u/n0m0rem0ney: Of everything I could’ve bought yesterday i bought netflix calls
[+5] u/DarkoDokkan: Who knew 🥭 was the biggest regard out of everyone for pumping spy in 2 weeks from 630 to 712
[+5] u/getbentspez: I don’t care if I lose all my money. Those 🥭 posts are way too euphoric and vague. Shit is going down this weekend and the ceasefire will expire on 4/21 🌈🐻🌈🐻
[+16] u/pandadrizzle: Iran just agreed to become the 51st state! Incredible! 🚀
[+15] u/Harp-Note: I made 3 dollars today 🥳
[+14] u/Due-Information-6277: Forget gambling anyone wanna start an ai company.
[+14] u/doctorqaz: Just woke up from a coma for about a month. How’s my 650puts looking
[+13] u/Altruistic-Pin-3263: 710 is OIL upside down. Puts it is.
[+11] u/A55BAG: Jensen says that NVDA is going to sell 1 tril worth of GPU's in 2027 and the market ignores it and the stock gets sold off because of bad macro.
🥭 says Iran is not going to have nukes. NVDA rallies 20% in two weeks
[+11] u/Life-Trade-6514: Being a bear will have you saying and wishing some really fucked up shit. Must be exhausting.
[+10] u/mangofruitdude: Im the perfect example that you can be dumb ugly and retarded and still somehow make lots of money just by just buying calls everyday. But the most important part is to inherite lots of money almost forgot about that
[+10] u/TrickyDickCheney: Oil dropping 10% banking on Israel not to bomb Lebanon during the ceasefire is pretty funny
[+10] u/yofisherman123: I showed the type of greed they talk about in the bible , and I am paying the price
[+10] u/shinigami_2245: You think if I buy one single call the bubble will pop and the entire economy will collapse?
[+10] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: I bet we're going to find out in a couple of years that any peace deal included a Trump Tower in Tehran
[+10] u/InMahPlums: my original offer stands. 712 i suck every filthy cock in here
[+10] u/uwu_owo_whats_this: Can’t wait for SPY to go up another $30 next week too
[+10] u/Nemo-pluribus-unum: Now that everyone is back in, time for a 20% dump.
[+10] u/Rootlevelprivileges: Sold my puts. At a loss. Right before that drop which went way past my buy price. Excellent.
[+10] u/GrandKnew: imagine putting your life savings into NETFLIX 😂😂
Not anything institutional, nothing lasting or globally important
Literally the least significant commodity on Earth. NFLX could go to zero tomorrow, the servers could be atomized - nothing of significance would change at all.... and you thought it was a LONGPLAY?
Does NFLX seem like it'll be relevant a decade from now? Two decades from now?
Take your 10 percent loss and exit. It's done. nfa
[+9] u/Brawmethius: Mango: "My bad I thought we were talking about opening up the whores for the straights, no more woke shit. Anyway back to bombing Iran".
Market immmediately drops to 420.69, Elon tweets "lmao concerning" and giggles like a 12 year old.
Mango: "But I will also be instructing Warsh, great guy, to be buying everyone their own whore but only for the straights. I love the straights."
Market immediately back to 750 and we never see a red-balled day again.
You heard it here first, and we are a timeline where this is a very real non-zero chance.
[+9] u/AGreasyPorkSandwich: The only thing the most powerful man on the planet with the strongest military in history cares about is money and the stock market.
He's like a retarded, Hulked-out, Scrooge McDuck.
Why would you bet against it? Just try to catch the gold falling around him and hope he leaves at some point
[+9] u/TheHudinator: Trump gonna drop a nuke this weekend for sure. Puts gonna print like a mofo.
[+9] u/Reply_Stunning: Never in my life have I bought as many puts as these
[+9] u/ckami_91: It will dump exactly at 3:30 when Robinhood closes all the contracts
LMAOOOOO
[+9] u/Puzzleheaded-Use1533: 2pm….either $713 or $702🤔🤔
[+8] u/TheBestCanadianGoose: remember boys and girls... pigs get slaughtered
[+8] u/InMahPlums: if spy goes to 712 i'll suck every cock in here
[+8] u/DanasSideWife: Chad investor buys VOO and maxes out 401k contributions while enjoying life and never checking port.
WSB dumpster boys trade 30x a week gambling on every news bite as if they are locked in and have an edge over normies and still finish every week down
[+8] u/LaserBeamer17: Pinned to 710 until profit taking at sour hour
[+8] u/legbreaker: In a turn of events Pam Bondi has announced that she will be joining a congressional hearing next week regarding her handling of the Epstein files.
She has submitted her written statement and answers that read in full:
“The DOW is over 50,000 dollars again bitches”
[+8] u/youbenchbro: They had to pump the market for what comes next.
[+8] u/Hot-Ambassador8740: DCA’d around $20,000 on that drop to make $200….
[+8] u/vandammes: WENT ON A VACATION FOR A MONTH. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAO
[+8] u/EanBvasion: Literally no more good news to pump, nothing in this deal looks long term. I haven’t seen anything about insurance companies willingly to start insuring the ships through the passage again. Why not some puts over the weekend🤷♂️
[+8] u/NapNapNapNap: This is the beginning of the end
[+8] u/Harp-Note: My portfolio is up 120% this past month, yet I'm still jealous of all the bull gains here lol
[+8] u/WSB-mods-are-: This is fucking ridiculous. SPY should be over 725 by now. Some big money holding it back.
[+8] u/Spinax_52: How the fuck did I time the exact top of the market
[+8] u/InMahPlums: i bet everything i own on spy 715c 0DTE. it's over.
[+7] u/midnightrambler108: I don’t know how anyone can look at the market right now and say; yup now is a great time to invest.
[+7] u/kellyk311: Maybe the real straight were all the gay 🐻 we made along the way.
[+7] u/zurijer: Netflix got another 15% drop to go
[+7] u/AfraidAnalyst: Good lord I am amazing at selling early af
[+7] u/Mean-Evidence-4056: if there are 2 things you can count on is Iran never going back on their word and Trump not posting something retarded over the weekend
[+7] u/Split_Seconds: So, you all preach sell the news right? isn't a sell off guaranteed if you feel they will reach a deal? or if they escalate, a sell off happens anyway? seems risk to hold his weekend.
[+7] u/PeachScary413: > reading doomer erotica in the daily
> "haha bul is fakk"
> SPY +1.16%
😑😑😑
[+6] u/Numerous-Stand-1841: Guys, I've been holding cash waiting for a dip since selling at the bottom in 1929. I'm tired of waiting for the crash that reddit and Kiyosaki keeps telling me about, should I buy back in now?
[+6] u/ManyManufacturer6090: Another day where it just goes up with no pullbacks. Sorry bers
[+6] u/Optimal-Midnight4295: Y every stock besides mine green
[+6] u/EmbarrassedClub1609: Seriously congratz to all the bulls. Remember to take profits, maybe even a break
[+6] u/JPenniman: Maybe it was a good idea to just buy spy at 690 and buy msft when it was low. At least I did.
[+6] u/zestykite: this is what happens you let algos take control of the stock market. chaos, nothing making sense.
[+6] u/strombollimaker545: Very low volume relatively for this large of a move
[+6] u/Apple2o: **YEAH MY STORE OF VALUE WENT DOWN 30% IN TWO DAYS WHAT ABOUT IT?**
[+6] u/thornCircuit: Sold my tripled down set of puts for +6% port profit and scared to ever put again
[+6] u/TheRealPunisher: Time for some puts, dump into close coming.
[+6] u/Burtonwurton: Oh God...looks like limp dick MSFT is officially coming back lol
[+5] u/Electrical-Snow5167: So the extinction he was talking about was bears. Man, they really are done for.
[+17] u/DroidArbiter: A dozen ships made the move toward the new Iranian route and then ALL turned back. I guess they still want to charge a toll fee. Did this ridiculous Administration not think anyone would notice? Or is it another Market Manipulation Friday?
https://preview.redd.it/f8rg9gbdusvg1.png?width=2558&format=png&auto=webp&s=f888e7358c534e9902093cea686c571b173d509e
[+13] u/LemurianAdvantage: This has been a historic run and who can say how long it will continue. I don't think anybody, bull or bear, has any idea what's going on right now. Nothing seems healthy but that doesn't guarantee we're going down any time soon. These are very weird times but there's money to be made in weird times. I would just caution against arrogance about any position you take.
[+12] u/Actual_Difference617: Its all coordinated bullshit spewing. Right before market open he said “the strait is completely open”, while Iran said basically it will be open for the duration of ceasefire and rules are same as before. Right now around 2:00 pm when Iran clarified the statement again, UN chief tweeted immediately after that he welcomes that strait is now completely open. Again there has been no deal yet as even Pakistan is saying that there is lot of work to be done yet. Lol its straight up lies everywhere.
[+12] u/EnvironmentalSelf438: [https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.6/centery:26.5/zoom:10](https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:56.6/centery:26.5/zoom:10)hahaha wtf 20 plus ships turning around
[+12] u/Illustrious-Care-818: Make 40k and lost it down to 10k on the giant dump. Im regarded.
[+9] u/Lokiisverytricky: that green candle looks insider as fk
[+9] u/Bob_the_peasant: Sub is dead for an ATH day. wtf
[+9] u/Nateleb1234: Up everyday. Day 13 today. I guess we will never have a red day again. I sold everything yesterday. Yes I'm a fool. Oh well.
[+9] u/flashgordon303: I will buy a few lotto puts because I never learn my lesson ever
[+8] u/Ok_Advantage_8153: Space X bought 1 in 5 of the cybertrucks sold in the USA in Q425.
Kek.
[+8] u/gjbaca17: everyone panic, we are at levels not seen since 3 hours ago
[+8] u/D1finalboss: A little volatility gets the people moving
[+8] u/Wind_Ensemble: I've got a hangering for some raccoon dick
[+8] u/T-WrecksArms: Your calls are boned. Maritime traffic showing ships turning back and not getting through the strait. TACO Friday LOL
[+7] u/Noticeably98: this is the most ridiculous market ive ever seen. I'm baffled
[+7] u/Fancy_Cattle_5914: Microsoft such a piece of shit
[+6] u/Still-One-1665: This is insane. I never knew my asshole could get pounded this hard. Will never recover
[+6] u/Necessary_Simple_996: 🥭's claimed peace terms contradict everything Iran has stated about their terms. No release of frozen funds for indefinite prohibition on uranium enrichment? Iran rejected a 20 year stop last week. And Iran has already stated the strait will remain closed if the blockade remains -- again directly contrary to what 🥭 is saying
[+6] u/CasherburyTales: “The Dow is at 50,000”
[+6] u/Porcupinesolos: This is the beginning of the bull market
[+6] u/Personal-Boss-7111: Bears seen outside of 711 begging for food
[+6] u/brute-forced: Reports of a missile hitting your asshole in the SoH
[+6] u/drigocien12: Bears Extinction Event
[+5] u/_Fibbles_: Things are going too well.
Feels about the right time for a surprise invasion of Greenland over the weekend or something.
[+5] u/WendyDumpsterFire: Stop with the gain porn shit. I get it. Holy fuck, where’s the loss porn to make me feel better?
[+5] u/baadllama_ghost: if you bears want to see the market go down, just buy calls for a change
you're going to lose the money either way
[+5] u/ReconnaisX: last stand of the bers
[+5] u/Metal-Water: Lost so much money I need a flair to display my retardness
[+5] u/Alfman66: Not even joking I’m down big on a short and a green lambo just passed me. Is this a sick joke god >:(
[+5] u/Vegetable-Lemon6669: Holy cow it doesn’t wanna dump but it feels like it gonna
[+12] u/A10cc: Straits open. Nah it's closed. It's open for certain ships. Nah it's closed. It's open a little? Nah fuck you, it's closed.
Market: +69%
[+12] u/Sweaty-Sherbet-6926: No uranium, and Strait is still closed.
Markets: + 1.23%
[+11] u/suruena91: Incoming expiration on thousands of 4/17 puts.
[+10] u/AbrocomaNegative825: The problem they face is a dying market. Volume got scary low for the exchange so they pulled some strings to get it running hay wild. Then the puts got bought up and like the greedy boys they are they couldnt resist. Sold puts wholesale by the millions and instead of just bringing spy back to its ATH, they broke code and threw it up an entire 9% above ath in a day, which is easy becouse the markets dead. Youve got the top 3% of americans with stocks who just ignore them and occasionally dca. We are now so out of bounds from the narrative that we can now see the matrix beyond the code, we see whats happening and this is precisely why people are moving to poly
[+10] u/SlickyTrader: SPY +1% and Bears acting like this is their moment lmao
[+10] u/PompeiiSketches: $710 is fucking nuts. SPY is up $80 in like 2 weeks lmao.
[+9] u/oldsguy65: There's a nonzero chance that he totally caved on some of Iran's demands and we just don't know about it yet.
[+9] u/Drlitez: Ships are now turning around, ghey retarded bears have clear shot 🎯
[+9] u/kazkeb: If it breaks below 709 it could insta drop to 707
[+9] u/Hot_Philosopher_6558: I've lost so much money in the market that nothing in real life can hurt me anymore. I am immune to pain.
[+8] u/IceCreamButt69: They can’t keep getting away with this. IM NOT FUCKING LEAVING. MORE PUTS
[+8] u/Bofa12313: Mango gonna keep announcing a deal before it's even fucking made to fuck ur poots bers.
[+8] u/Boheed: They're still turning back ships at the Strait but whatever
[+8] u/nickpufferfish: Pumped 1.5% on 🥭 lying about Iran deal and we still close +1% after Iran calls him out 🤡🤡
[+8] u/rioferdy838: feeling massive fomo/missing out after seeing all the 1k to 200k posts lol
historic run
[+8] u/mneymaker: Some weak ass bulls got their hands shaken out and it shows.
Get back in you sissies
[+8] u/McKoijion: Markets are gonna start caring about this immediately after Robinhood liquidates retail's oil calls.
> “Enriched uranium is as sacred to us as Iranian soil and will not be transferred anywhere under any circumstances,” Baqaei was quoted as saying by Tasnim news agency.
https://aje.news/zo0udq?update=4500892
[+7] u/tinydisaster: Fuck load of ships who thought the strait was open and are now turning around
[+7] u/Radiant_Alternative5: Is losing 500k in 1 week due to 2big positions blowing up good enough loss porn for wsb?
But thankfully I made back 84k today. 416k left to go! Haha.
[+7] u/neaturee: War was bullish. War is off. So puts.
[+7] u/fenriswulfwsb: Yah I'm carrying a few puts through the weekend. This line straight up shit is ready to collapse.
[+7] u/moviekid214: You’re telling me the dumb dipshit liar that constantly lies to do market manipulation lies to do market manipulation?
Fell for it again awards all around
[+7] u/Outrageous-Voice1459: https://preview.redd.it/toqfvl23psvg1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be31bf057b28ca435105edc9e6fd9964ac996d87
Fuck ORCL. Never trading this stupid fucking stock again. LOL
[+7] u/nullzeroerror: 🥭 wouldn’t lie, right guys????
[+7] u/Arnab_Goswami_RTV: Bers silently gooning watching spy chart zoomed in from 712 to 709
[+6] u/Knarre30: Im a bear. I have respect for the bulls that really read the news correctly and predicted this insane rally. But you are as stupid than me back than, if you believe we wont dump in a short periode of time.
[+6] u/Fact-Resident: I wonder what mass psychosis the doomers will latch on to next, because of course we’re not going to learn anything.
[+6] u/Unusual-Appearance13: Counting my cash as a bear 🐻. Yall Bulls thought
[+6] u/No-Establishment8330: Apparently, I’m a stupid dumb ass shorting this market
[+6] u/Available_Way_355: If you have opened any calls or puts in the last hour you should seek mental help because you are a gambling addict
[+6] u/Cavsfan2332: Ah, I gambled on Microshit, and it reminded my why I never touched this dumpster fire.
[+6] u/KindlyTie6602: I should really just sit back and do nothing. I seem unable to do that.
[+5] u/BabyGrogu69: I am up 22% today. So why am I mad that I didn't sell when I was at 26% instead of being happy
[+5] u/ZealousidealSector19: MSFT is going to end the day red